Nightly Twilight Thread

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>>29709676
The weak should fear the strong.

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>>29709690
>that filename
Fukken kekked

>>29709783
IT'S TIME FOR US TO WELCOME SPRING

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>>29710081
AND ALL THINGS WARM AND GREEN

>>29710129
BUT IT'S ALSO TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

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>>29709783
Can't wait for the summer to come already.

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>>29710129
speaking of green

WHERE THE GREENS AT?

>>29711614
In other threads like MPG or RGRE where writers will actually get (You)s.

twilight was a horse all along, you fools

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>>29713165
No, Twilight is pancake.

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I wish I could dedicate something to her, create something in her name. Art, story, music, anything. Those of you who are able to do it know that you are truly blessed.

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>>29714090
Write a fic you dummy.

It's not that hard.
I just ain't got the time for it.

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Breed. Breed. Breed.

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>>29714144
Words are too hard.

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>>29715003
>waifus bookhorse
>doesn't like words

You are a disgrace to your princess.

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>>29715085
Hey, I do like words, I'm just shit at writing anything unironic.

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I want to make some delicious pickled cucumbers with Twilight.

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I want to breed Twilight.

>>29714090
I know that feel. I'm currently writing down all my thoughts about her, and hope to be able to translate them to lyrics for a song or something.

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>>29715854
Japanese Twilight is best Twilight (because she's dubbed by the best VA)

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>>29715892
I want to read to Twilight

>>29716825
How adorable!!

>>29716825
Same here!!

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>>29709676
How is there not one good Twilight waifu fic after all this time?

Celestia and Luna have like 20 at least.

>>29709676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJ64zWK2ts

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>>29716825
I want to speed with Twilight.

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>>29717218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8

>>29717159
How about a fic about Anon getting raped by multiple Twilights?

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>>29717279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP1R5cWC0jI

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>>29717250
I want to bomb Japan with Twilight.

>>29717486
i hate that game but some good memes have come out of it

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>>29717503
Eh, it's not that bad, at least outside of arcade.

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>>29717486
I'M NUCLEAR

I'M TWI-LD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

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I want to seize Twilight's means of reproduction

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>>29717577
Let's get some war-times Twilight in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGwa2tw7Vws

Oldfield's Return to Ommadawn is easily AOTY 2017

>>29717595
>Twigasm 9

H-how do those numbers go senpai?

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>>29717627
only 12

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>almost all Twilight art depicts her as an alicorn
>pretty much no one draws unicorn Twilight anymore

God damn it.

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>>29717791
Well she IS an alicorn. And she's been one for longer than she was a unicorn.

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>>29717791
If alicorn Twi had the same personality that unicorn Twi did I'd have no problem with her to be honest.

S1-S2 Twi was literally perfect.

>>29717911
same goes for most characters, her alicornhood has little to do with it. everything in the show falls victim to the shit writing, and so would twilight even if she never ascended

>>29717911
But she does. Nothing really changed. Sure she's more sociable and better with magic now, but that's just a natural progression. She's still studious, dorky and has OCD. It's just less of a focus now, which IS a crime. Because I for sure wanted to see her teaching, giving lectures and doing princess stuff. And, well, last two seasons weren't exactly perfect of every character because of writing quality.

>>29717384
Well shit, that may have just jump-started my writing mojo. We'll see.

>>29717595
You want to clutch her ovaries?

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Twilight thinks you just need some friends.

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>>29709676
>orisa just came out in overwatch
>purple skin is named Twilight

nice.

>>29709676
I want to kiss her everywhere

>>29719538
You would kiss her eyes?

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>>29718888
And I think I just need her.

>>29720280
Me too!!

>>29717964
I totally agree with you!!

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>ywn exchange books from your collections
>ywn see her reaction to Wikipedia
>ywn discuss human and horse culture and history and how they differ or conform
>ywn learn from her how Equestrian magic works
>ywn scratch her behind her ear
>ywn rest your head on her fluffy, pillowy chest
>ywn hug her tightly
>ywn look into her shining amethyst eyes

Why live?

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>>29720942
brb killing myself

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>>29720942
>ywn show Twilight the Library of Babel site
>ywn see her trying it out in disbelief that such a thing exists, acting cutely annoyed, scrunching her muzzle and puffing her cheeks as she can't seem to solve this "trick"
>ywn see the look on her face once she finally gets it

>>29720942
>ywn exchange books from your collections
Because your books don't exist in Equestria.
>ywn see her reaction to Wikipedia
Because Wikipedia doesn't exist in Equestria.
>ywn discuss human and horse culture and history and how they differ or conform
Because their culture is pretty Western-like, so there are no notable differences to discuss.
>ywn learn from her how Equestrian magic works
Because they don't know how it works either. It's magic.
>ywn scratch her behind her ear
Because she doesn't like it.
>ywn rest your head on her fluffy, pillowy chest
Because she's got a short coat.
>ywn hug her tightly
Because you always hug her with just the right amount of squeeze, not loose, not tight.
>ywn look into her shining amethyst eyes
Wrong. I clicked that picture and am looking in her eyes right now.

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>>29720942
>>29720965
We're all gonna make it brah

>>29720942
I wonder how she would react to books like War of the Worlds or Lord of The Rings?

>>29721088
Like a huge nerd (in a good way).

>>29721081
This doesn't work. I've tried. Suicide sends you straight to hell, not Equestria.

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>>29721291
Hell is being in Equestria but hating it.

>>29721305
What game is that HUD from?

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>>29721340
Cryostasis: Sleep of Reason.

>>29721291
I am just trying to get through life and be a good person so that I can die in peace with a clear conscience. I want to kill myself almost every day but my heart would never forgive me, and for this, I would know no peace.

>>29721002
>Because your books don't exist in Equestria.
Of course not. The fantasies are based on the idea that there's a link between the two worlds.
>Because Wikipedia doesn't exist in Equestria.
See above.
>Because their culture is pretty Western-like, so there are no notable differences to discuss.
I said differs and comforms. The fact the two worlds are so similar in many ways is worth discussing. How did this occur? How could a woman create a fictional setting that was in fact real?
And besides, "no notable differences" is plain wrong.
>Because they don't know how it works either. It's magic.
They probably have some basic theories. At the very least Twilight could tell how she casts spells, how it feels like and how she controls it.
>Because she doesn't like it.
Then it'd be fun teasing, hehe.
>Because she's got a short coat.
Remove fluffy then. Pillowy chest is good enough.
>Because you always hug her with just the right amount of squeeze, not loose, not tight.
You can't tell me what to do, hug police
>Wrong. I clicked that picture and am looking in her eyes right now.
>Implying looking at a lifeless image is in any way comparable to actually looking her in the eyes

You need to try harder if you want to ruin my waifu fantasies

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>>29720942

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>>29721433
It is for the best. Let it come naturally. After you die and get to Equestria she will appreciate that you were strong and patient all this time. Endure it for her. Accept the bitterness of this existence with her in your heart to keep you warm inside. Protect this feeling and hold on to it. After this is all over the first thing you feel will be her embrace, and you'll know that it was all worth the wait.

>>29721570
This type of reasoning is the only way I can reconcile the existence of God with the problem of suffering: that it is all worth the wait and that this life gives it meaning. If I die and find myself in a world free of depression and pain, my soul will weep with joy, and I will praise God forever.

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>>29721570

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>>29721894
We will be the first to enter Twilight's Kingdom when the time comes.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four princesses saying, 'come and see'
And I saw, and behold, a purple horse.

>>29722011
In all seriousness, if one believes or holds hope of going to Equestria after death, it must be by none other than the grace of God. To ascribe it to anything less than God is sacrilege.

>>29722103
I agree with this, but I still secretly hope that she won't condemn me if I slip after all.

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>>29720942
>ywn tell her about the Library of Alexandria the greatest collection of human history ever to grace the planet
>ywn tell her it's gone and that none of it's knowledge was recorded
>ywn tell her how much it could've progressed the human race further than it already is
>her face when all those books, gone

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>>29722290
To be honest Twilight would react in a similar fashion to a lot of human history fuckups. Once she studies it all she'll never see you in the same way again. She knows better than to hold you responsible, after all you didn't contribute to it, but the bitter feeling remains.

>>29722126
Ironic. Unless you're using a female pronoun to refer to God, I'm pretty sure you meant He. (To avoid using gender pronouns to refer to God, I just always say God.) On the off chance that you intended to speak of Twilight chastising you for ascribing to her your salvation, she should if for no reason but intellectual honesty.

>>29722409
Of course I'm speaking of Twilight, I don't believe in "god" as I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

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honestly I just want to fuck this mare

>>29722290
"We'd be more advanced if Alexandria's library had survived" is a meme. Development doesn't just come from a bunch of hairy dudes writing scrolls, there's myriad other factors as well. Remember that slave labour greatly reduced the need for innovation and advancement of technology.

But yeah, it still was a tragedy. As was the sacking of Baghdad by the Mongols, and the sackings and pillagings and destructions of countless libraries and places of learning throughout history.

I'm ashamed for my species and would hesitate telling about the darker parts of our history to her.

>>29722585
And I want to watch while you fuck my mare.

>>29722810
How would you explain slavery to Twilight?

>>29722957
you know what you lot did with the ziggers immediately after the three tribes joined? yeah basically that

>>29722813
fuck off cuckboy

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>>29723316
>they told us they were kings and stuff but we already kinda had princesses at the time so

>>29722813
I'm going to impregnate your mare.

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>>29722957
>"Just like King Sombra!"
"Who?"
>"Oh, somepony from ancient history." Twilight answers, scribbling down notes about US history. "He basically enslaved an entire country to mine for crystals."
"Damn."
>"Yeah, he ruled an empire up north and made the whole place disappear when he got banished."
"Disappeared? Everything went invisible?"
>"Nope, from existence. Ponies too. All dead and gone, never to be seen again."

And thus, Twilight jinxed herself.

It'd be fun to chat with her about this kind of thing.

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>>29723399
>turns out that a lot of their history actually parallels ours, just in some backwards way
>some of it was just Celestia getting bored and fucking up geopolitics
It would be also fun to explain technology to her, since it's basically on par with what their magic is to us.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12587789

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going to Equestria is a dream come true, yet all we have is hope, that's all we'll ever have
but I say dreams are built on hope, so hold on to that hope Anon, we'll make it there yet

>>29723625
I do not think it is foolish to hope. While some of the religious anthropomorphizations of God seem like nonsense, under a transcendental interpretation of the term as the origin and sovereign creator of existence, I think existence makes more sense if God exists.

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>>29723625
This hope gives me what little motivation I have left. No way I am abandoning it. I am addicted to it, I'm addicted to her, and I find it good.

>>29723768
This is the other reason. If the truth value of the proposition is unknowable, it is illogical to reject the proposition and logical to hold hope if hope creates for oneself greater wellbeing.

>>29723625
at this point, going to Equestria and meeting Twilight when I die is my sole motivation to keep going with this shitty life
if it weren't for this show, if it weren't for this purple horse, I would have killed myself by now because this dirtball is the shittiest thing in existence

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>>29724201
How adorable!!!

>>29722446
On a scale of neckbeard to fedora, how euphoric are you?

>>29722103
this

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>>29724458
Pre-FPK Twilight level of euphoric.

>You are an old man.
>Your life is still miserable, but you're used to it.
>You've done what you can so that you can die at peace with yourself. Fate could take you any day, and when you die, you'll go freely at peace with your conscience and with what you've given to the world.
>One day, alone in your apartment, as you hobble to the fridge, you feel a painful tightness in your chest. This is it.
>You try to hobble to your bed to lie down, but your heart begins to palpitate madly, and the tightness becomes crushing. You clasp your hands over your heart in pain as you collapse to the floor.
>Your heart beats its last and everything goes black.

>>29725154

>You are sitting against a tree.
>You feel the grass beneath you. You feel the air in your nostrils. You see the colors of the world like you haven't seen since you were a child, vivid and bright and real.
>You feel as if a veil has been lifted from your mind. You feel at peace like you've never known.
>You inhale deeply and smile and breathe, swathed in this feeling of joyful peace.

>>29725160
>You watch a pink pony with a smile approach you. A passing warm breeze slightly ripples her fur.
>She sits beside you. She is real, more real than anything in life.
>"Welcome to heaven, Nonny," she says. "I'm an angel, but the other ponies don't know that."
>You're actually here. You made it. You begin to cry and weep with joy as she looks on compassionately.
>Tears of joy still on your face, you then look up to her and ask,
"Why was the world of my life so miserable?"
>"It wasn't unhappy for everyone," she replies, "and that world was someone's heaven. Every world is someone's heaven, and then each person from someone else's heaven, God willing, goes to a heaven of their own."
>Taking this in, you finally ask,
"Is Twilight here?"
>"Twilight is as real in this world as you were in yours. Maybe it's even her heaven too. I just know you'll make her the happiest mare in the world."
>After a joyful silence, you wonder and ask,
"Will I grow old here?"
>"You'll grow old with her and be joyful all your life. Then you'll join the choir of God after death and sing with the angels and all of creation to God's glory forever. You'll be so overwhelmed with joy and gratitude at the heaven you'll have here that you'll just want to sing and it'll be the most beautiful music you've ever heard as you and she and all of creation sing to the glory of God, and you'll just want to sing forever and ever and you'll sing forever and ever and it'll be the most beautiful music you've ever heard forever and ever."
>You begin to cry. This is too good to be true. But it is true, glory to be God.
>"Now go find her," she says. "Twilight doesn't know it yet, but she's waiting for you."

>>29723383
Please, do. It's your duty as a fertile stallion to do so.

>>29725249
Tnx, anon.

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>>29725249
Bless you, anon.

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>>29725249
Praise Jeebus

>>29726663
What relation does that have? That's just you projecting some religion onto it.

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>>29725249
Word-order typo in the second-to-last line, but hopefully it's clear. It seems my grammar app did that.

Story inspired by the discussion and by this >>29721514.

Pastebin for story: http://pastebin.com/nEnDSdhG

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>>29717645
What about the others?

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>>29727447

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Twilight took your sword and refuses to give it back.

>>29728036

give her my other sword instead.

>>29728055
Just how many swords do you have?

>>29728622
Twilight would be a tough but fair raid leader that absolutely has to go for world firsts while making sure everyone is getting along with each other.

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>>29709676
What the fuck is her problem?

>>29730167
Her only problem is that she's not real

>>29730167
Being too cute.

>>29731497
So cute!! I love her so much!!

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>>29709676
Here have a shitty story prompt I started:
(I'll do more tomorrow I guess)
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you have been up all night buried in your books at the castle.
>You're just about to call it a night when suddenly the magical map in the middle of the room starts going off like mad.
>What is with this thing?
>You walk over to it to see what appears to some kind of meteorite falling out of the sky and hitting a location near the Everfree Forest.
>Whatever it is, it must be important if the artifact is making such a big deal about it.
>You head over to the window and take a look outside.
>It's so dark out you can barely see the houses around the castle.
>Normally you'd take your friends with you for such an emergency, but you feel like you can handle this one without waking them up and making them grumpy.
>You head outside the castle and light up your horn so you can see where you're going.
>You head towards the area where the map showed the point of impact of the meteorite, just north of the entrance to the Everfree Forest.
>When you get there you discover a pretty deep crater with smoke billowing from it.
>Cautiously, you move towards the edge of the depression and look to see exactly what caused this in the first place.
>It looks like a large metal orb of some kind, about 20 feet in diameter.
>Suddenly, you hear a loud hissing noise as the orb begins to open.
>You ready your magic in case whatever this thing is turns out to be dangerous.
>You're shocked however, when a large bipedal creature falls out of the metal construct.

>ponies mainly convey romantic interest by pheromones and subtle body language.
>anon naturally doesn't pick up on it.
>Twi gets more and more desperate and depressed as she thinks anon isn't interested.

>>29732253
That's what she get for being too embarrassed to ask about human mating customs when she had the chance.

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>>29732253

>subtle body language

I like to imagine this being very "pet-like" behavior that only a human would misinterpret as being friendly. (IE rubbing against the person, etc)

>>29732970
top cute

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>>29732970
If pony mating is anything similar to how our ponies do, I would imagine that casual sex isn't much of a thing, instead various forms of petting is employed to show intimate affection. But Anon doesn't have to know this yet.

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>>29733709
>princess Twilight Sparkle has been arrested
>she's been keeping the only human in Equestria "locked away" in her castle for WEEKS!
>all this time she's been using him for belly rubs and ear scratches without his consent
>Anon is treated like a rape victim and is undergoing therapy
>the poor guy wasn't even aware he was being used in such a sick perverted way
>his only comment on this so far was "What the fuck"

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>>29733766
>without his consent

How does that even work?

Why wouldn't anon want to pet based Twiggles?

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>>29733809
He can't give consent because he doesn't realise the sexual context of these action.

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Twilight has her own brand of plates?

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>>29730167
She gets distracted by shiny things.

>>29734329
No. Those are just custom-made for her.

>>29732253
Continue. Please?

>>29735298
>Anon finally starts to pick up on the clues, but is too beta and inexperienced to reciprocate and show interest
>Twilight eventually sobers up from her infatuation and moves on
>Anon curses his hesitation, decides to finally man up, and starts hitting on her in the most autistic fashion imaginable
>bam! insta-friendzoned
>dejection, grief, thoughts of suicide; more mushy spaghetti chucked on Twilight
>Twi thanks Celestia for not ending up with this loser for a mate
>she promptly finds a way to open a portal to Earth so she could send him back there through it and get rid of him once and for all
>he baulks but she shoves him through and closes it right away
>phew, dodged that one

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>>29735501
t-thanks

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Why does Twilight keep rolling into all my searches?

no pastebins?

>>29736286
Plz send pastebins!!

>>29736310
here u go: http://pastebin.com/PmrCPg7x

>>29738537
How does this mane style even work? The central part is swept up from the back, and back is also then swept backwards, but there's still enough mane to go down the neck as usual? That seems like a lot more hair than in her usual style.

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>>29739001
>Twilight will never give you a 3-hour scientific lecture on the nature of love

>>29739942
DELET THIS, IT ISN'T TRUE!!!

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>>29740341
>>29739942
She never asked for this

>>29741407
Well, that is correct. If she had a choice at the end of MMC, do you think she would take it? I highly doubt it, but at the same time she wasn't really shown that disheartened because of it. I think it's a wasted opportunity to not show how she coped, after all it could be used as a perfect parallel to groing up, but now it's a bit too late for that so whatever.

>>29741569
wasted opportunity is this show's middle name

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>>29741587
Don't remind me. Here's to another season of "I guess it's ok" right around the corner.

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>>29709676
Little Twighorse doesn't approve of your eating habits.

What do?

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>>29743052
What, am I eating to little for her taste? Not everyone can afford to be a hayburger grinder.

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No pony must know her terrible secret.

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I got really high two nights ago and masturbated to the thought of how much she loves books. Not in a sexual way, just the fact that she loves to read and how endearing I find that. I thought about how happy it makes her, and how much of a dork she becomes when talking about what she's read. The orgasm was incredible and I felt really warm inside.

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Twilight prefers to be on top.

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Twilight is in heat.

>>29743993
that's actually inspiring

>>29744109
Twilight's a fag

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>>29744168

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>>29743993
Not gonna lie, this sounds like a pretty comfy fap.

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>>29715003

Protip: Start with a very short greentext story. Five or six line joke stories don't take much effort from the writer and are easier for the readers too since they don't require committing too much time. It's a bit embarrassing to say, but I for one have trouble committing to lenghty pieces of text rather than snippets that get straight to the point.

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>>29745382
Nothing embarrassing about that, I think it's a common problem which I have as well. It's not hard to come up with a central plot point, but constructing everything around it is a lot harder. Writing the ending first and then abandoning the story altogether is also my thing. I do write short greentexts but I can't tackle anything more yet, at least not in english.

>>29745438
Don't fret about it, I have that issue too. Doesn't help that I haven't written anything serious in over a year.

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>>29745455
>check what I've written last
>2 years ago
>it's a trashy "horror" story about the CMC
Anything serious just comes off as cheesy and cringy so writing ironically is the only way to escape.

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Why isn't Twilight writing her own books? Isn't it about time she starts systematically developing her own spells or maybe composing her studies into a published work? And what happened to the astronomy studies?

>>29743993
WTF??

>>29745789
she was writing a book about dragons last season. she never mentions which of her spells are her own work, though

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>>29745789
>>29746434

In Boast Busters she used her magic to milk a barnfull of cows, which at least to Spike was something completely new.

...do you think... she could use that spell on a stallion?

>>29747179
I think she can. I fantasized about it quite a few times.

>>29747179
she could bring an entire town to orgasm

>>29747220

>she could bring an entire town to orgasm

Someone, please write a greentext about this!

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Perfect Purple Posterior

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>>29748519

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>>29749200
Twilight is NOT for sexual.

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>>29749233
Now she is.

>>29749233
but she's a total slut

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>>29749233
Twilight is for relentless passionate love-fueled cuddle-sex

>>29749278
your mother is a slut

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>>29749313
Twilight is for rough, lust-crazed, sweaty cuddle-sex and rushing to the hospital while crying and apologizing profusely after her horn accidentally gouges your eyes out

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>>29749250
>>29749313
>>29749337
Twilight is for consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreating you degenerates.

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>>29749360
This would be a nice picture if Anon's anatomy wasn't so fucked up

>>29749397

Anatomy looks fine. he just has the proportions of a child.

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>>29749501
Twilight's are out of whack too

>>29749233
She is for marriage, then fucking her everyday for the rest of your life

>>29749337
It's totally worth it, I would forgive Tw-eye-light S-poke-light for it. But I still need the other eye, otherwise I can't behold her beauty.

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>>29749337
>her horn accidentally gouges your eyes out
>eyes

"Ouch!"
>"D-did I do something wrong, Anon? It was kinda painful for me too..." Twilight responded.
>She was so focused on the penetration she hadn't noticed where her horn had jabbed you.
"No, Twi. Feels awesome." You lovingly muttered through an incredibly strange mix of pleasure signals from your nether regions and the odd lack of pain and vision from your jabbed left eye.
>Twilight grunts in ecstasy as she slowly begins gyrating her hips, pulling her horn away from your eye but still focusing her attention elsewhere.
>C'mon, Anon, do it for her.
>Stick it out for her.
>Goddamn, you should've worn those safety goggles.
>Man, she's tight.
>There is definitely blood moving down the cheek.
>I should probably wipe that blood with a tissue or something.
>Don't want to stain these nice bed sheets.
>Her horn isn't even that sharp, Jesus. It comes to a rounded point.
>She knows healing magic, right?
>Oh mother fu-
>Twilight had just built up enough courage to bring herself up along your shaft and slammed herself back down, forcefully bringing her horn down upon your right eye.
>She panic teleported the both of you to the hospital waiting room, still attached at the hips, and scarred not only your eyes but also some young colt who grew up to have an avid fear of unicorns and sex.

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Hey, if poking eyes out isn't a problem for ponies themselves (with their huge as fuck eyes) there's nothing to worry about, there's little chance of that happening even during extreme makeout sessions.

>>29751277
Yep. That's right!!!

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>>29713165
*you foals

Fixed that for ya.

>>29749278
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!!!!

>>29751367
That's equivalent autism to calling each other everypony.

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I want her to sit on top of me while I'm lying down and slowly take off her historically accurate costume piece by piece, lecturing me about each one: about its style, its influences, who used it and when, how it was made and why it fell out of use. When she has nothing to take off she'd lie down, I'd sit on top of her and begin to take off my own costume. I'd tell her about the linothorax, the Attic helmet, the greave(s), the chlamys and the chiton.

Then we'd make some love.

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>>29751499
You want to be autistic with her. That's sweet.

>>29751401
I was just making a pun you sperg, calm down.

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>Open door
>See this
>She hasn't noticed you

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>>29751499
This is so hot I'm not even kidding.

>>29751499

I was expecting a joke but this is definitely something she'd find exciting. Thanks for the idea!

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>>29709676
ITT: post Twibutt.

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>>29752757
Twilight has the best butt. Also that outfit was sexy as fuck, it looks just perfect on her.

>>29752757
i'd rather post it sparingly and spontaneously. besides, too much exposure to that round perfection can be dangerous for people with heart problems

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>>29752757
Pls no, I'm trying to go for nofap

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>>29752993
>looking at Twilight
>nofap
Impossible task, might as well give up now.

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>>29753036
I'm resisting pretty well so far.

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>>29752993
Why torture yourself like that?

From RhymeAnon's thread from a few months ago:

Anon was passed out, Right on the floor.
Twilight just chuckled, not surprised anymore.
He'd been reading for hours of their pony land,
She supposed different history intrigued the man.

So anon, asleep, she scooped up on her back,
Using her wings to keep him on track,
And carried him over to the guest bed to snooze,
But as she was leaving, heard "Twi... zzat you?"

She walked over calmly, her wing on his head.
He seemed just so happy to have her instead.
She thought for a moment, of some things he had said...
And slowly climbed up with him into his bed.

"Wha?" He began, but with shushing from her,
He dared not speak another word.
He slowly, and nervously put head on her breast...
And relaxed as she caressed him there, With soft rising chest.

Her breathing was rhythmic, her humming was calm,
He snuggled right in, as she extended her arm,
So the two friends just rested, for all of the night...
It was something they both deemed a lovely delight.

>>29754241
That's really nice. Imagining it in some ballad sort of reading.
>tfw mic too shit to record voice

>>29754241
very good

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Come out, come out! Twilight just wants to play.

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>>29755045
Five Nights at Twilight's

>>29755045
Are we gonna play doctor again? It's still bleeding a bit after the last time and I've been feeling lightheaded the whole day.

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>>29755053

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>>29755608
This is precisely why she is best horse.

She'd easily be into the kinkiest and most outlandish shit out of all of them.

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Twilight goes on top.

>>29755653
that's not why she's the best, there's a dozen more important things that gives her that title

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>>29755724

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>>29755764
>royalty

>>29755805
This always gives me a giggle.

>>29755764
>>29755805


“SHALL NOT-”
>”ANON, SHUT THE F-”
“BE!! INF-”
>”UP! Just fuck me, alright?! I- I fucking ne-”
“FRINGED!”
>You slam the door on that fucking monarch like it goddamn deserves
>craving your goddamn freedom dick
>fuck off
>Hooves batter at the four-inch-thick iron-banded black oak front door. You weren’t fucking around when you bought your house in this godforsaken hellhole.
>these fucking ponies, fuck.
>”ANON! Please!”
“No, you goddamn tiara-wearing cunt! You ain’t the boss of me!”
>You wrench the scattergun off the wall. You had to work your ass off to get the bits to pay for it.
>Applejack was about as close to sane as they got around here, so she tolerated your sporadic heresy against the god-emperors of their world, and you did your best to ignore the obvious brotherfucking you just knew was happening in the background.
>You did your work, because you were an honest goddamn american, and got money for it, as god intended.
>And now you were going to use it for its entire intension: to blow the face off some goddamn fucking redcoat… purple unicorn thing.
>same fucking difference.

>>29755944
a real american anon would have destroyed the purple monarch in bed to show who's boss

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>>29756504
Please do not bully the №1 assistant.

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>"Oh, I can do a lot of things with my magic!"
>Oh god what the fuck
>Why is your crotch glowing purple
>She forces you down on your knees and removes all of your clothing, leaving you bare and worked over with various magical wings and what not
>"I can just tug on it..."
>You don't have much for an answer other than a throaty moan as one of the tight rings runs along your length
>Then the rings turn into a sort of wave of softness, and wetness
>"Or I can try something I learned recently..."
>And...
>You feel a gentle breeze blowing across your shaft.
>She's not blowing, it's like there's actual wind there.
>"I can directly stimulate the nerves, and make you feel whatever I want."
>And that's submerged in lukewarm water...
>That's drying off by a bonfire...
>And...
>Your body goes limp.
Unnngh...
>That's a pussy.
>Yeah, no more games. You're already tired of this, you want to just fuck her.
>Your first attempt at sitting up is met with a gentle push down.
>When you try again, it's forced.
>"Now's not the time for breeding, Anon."
>She positions her muzzle over your throbbing length
>"That comes later."
>The magic pussy is joined by a mouth
>And and ass
>And oh god you can't even keep track
>It doesn't even take a minute before you're going to...
>Twilight opens her mouth and lets her tongue out as you shoot thick white ropes of cum all over her pretty purple face
>She takes her time licking what's left off of your cock, which is still rock hard even though you should be well into your refractory period
>Did she forget to turn the fucking magic pussy off?
>Your mind goes blank when you feel something thick prodding against your ass.
>It's going to be a long night.

>>29755944
WTF??

>>29757103
WAT DA FUQ IS THIS???

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>>29757103
>With time, Twilight's knowledge of human anatomy deepens
>Her spells become more sophisticated
>And a lot more extreme
>She uses her magic to push all physical boundaries, including space and time
>She learns [Ponydom] that sends you a couple of seconds back in time when you cum and you get stuck in an infinite loop of cumming inside her
>She overloads your senses so much you have pleasure-induced seizures that she fixes right away just to cause another one
>Your heart gives in but she restarts it
>You spend minutes being clinically dead and she can still reverse the effect with unbelievable precision
>Twilight literally fuck you dead
>Luna visits you in your NDEs and asks you to stop being so perverted
>tfw you can't even enjoy sex without doing it in zero gravity or some shit like that
>You still like cuddling her after that though

>>29757103
>>29757349
I almost miss being this much of a virgin.

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>>29757363
Sorry you don't have imagination anymore, anon.

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>>29757349
>Twilight learns how to turn pain into pleasure
>Magically breaks all your bones one by one
>Burns you alive
>You cum

>>29757349
That's not the Twilight I know. DELET THIS!!!

>>29757444
DELET THIS SHIT!!!

the retard is extra irritable today

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>>29757853
Who?

>>29757853
>>29757922
Oh THAT guy, just filter !! or !!!

>>29757349
>tfw you can't even enjoy sex without doing it in zero gravity or some shit like that

No regrets

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Can't you just have a loving, normal sex life instead of having to write her as some sort of femdom crazy puppet mistress all the time?

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>>29759553
>He doesn't want Twiggles to ride his ass into the bed.
>He doesn't want consensual and exhausted snuggles afterwards.
Why do you have to be so gay anon?

>>29759553
I totally agree with you.

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>>29759553
Of course, healthy romantic life-long relationship is my biggest fetish. But it's only natural for her to explore the possibilities, she is a curious little mare after all. All of this is driven by love and affection, at least for me.

>>29759610
couldn't have put it better myself

>>29759553
This

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>>29759553
Maybe you should start writefagging then.

Frankly I think the whole concept of crazy anon-obsessed purple rape horse was started by getmeouttahere with his Exchange fic.

>>29759723
Was it really one fic that started the entire trend? What's it even about?

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With Twilight on top, it's easier on her smaller, lighter body. Plus she gets that control that she craves.

>>29759828
no it wasn't

>>29759553
This. A sweet courtship would be a bonus

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>>29759860
>implying you have a choice

Twilight "Rape is My Middle Name" Sparkle doesn't fuck around.

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>>29760046

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>>29760046
I want Twilight to use her magic to force me to hug her closer while she kisses me deeply
I want her to pin me down to the bed while she kisses my neck and tells me how much she loves me
But then I would overpower her and caress her body so much that she'd beg me to stay with her forever
After that I would destroy her expectations of my tenderness with my enormous desire to pleasure her
I would make love to her so vigorously she'd never want to be with anyone else ever again.
She'd be so drained she'd pass out right on my big strong chest and the last thing she'll hear would be "I love you so much, Twilight"
I'd put her beside me, knowing that she is now my soon to be wife. I would fall asleep thinking about what a great mother she'll be.
That's how perverted I am.

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>>29760301

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I want to hug this pony.

Yes, I know, it's degenerate, but what can I do about my desires?

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>Twilight's deep, aggressive moans as she slams her hips against you again and again
>Her repeated demands that you cum inside her

>>29760301
Disgusting. I bet you want to hold her hoof too

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Twilight wants snu-snu!

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>I never knew my real parents
>I was told by my caretakers that before I was born my father passed away after a lengthy battle with lung cancer, and that my mother had an extremely difficult delivery and died just one day after I was born
>Even though I never knew my parents, I miss them with all my heart
>I never got to know their voices, their lullabys, their touch, or their love
>I grew up in the supervision of a foster home, with many other fillies my age, sometimes they would pick on me, and hurt my feelings
>The caretakers would not offer much support, as they seemed not to understand what was happening
>The only comfort I found in my empty life, was Anonymous
>His suits brought joy to my days, and his greentexts brought entertainment and education to my life
>On the day of my 12th birthday, I woke up, wrote down a few sentences worth of greentext in my diary, and walked downstairs
>The other fillies gathered around to mock me as usual, they pointed hooves, mocking me for the fact that I had no friends outside of the orphanage to come to my birthday party
>"You don't have any friends", began one of my bullies, "other than Anon of course"
>The fillies laughed
>"Even an idiot like you should know that Anon is a faggot"
>I didn't eat cake, play games, or laugh with my pals
>I simply went upstairs to my room, and wrote in my diary
>"May 18th" I wrote in the corner of the page
>"I've been surrounded by people all day, but I've never felt more alone"

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>I put the pen down, and closed the diary
>I took a deep breath, and was surprised to find my lungs filling with the scent of
>Mountain dew
>I heard a soft, fatherly voice from the window of my room
>"You are never alone", said the voice", "not now and not ever"
>I turned my head and saw bright light coming from the outside, brighter than I had ever seen before
>"Ano-Anonymous?", I whispered, "is that you?"
>"Yeah it is, I'm here for your birthday purplesmart"
>My heart rose, a smile crossed my face
>"Really? Thank you Anonymous, this is the happiest day of my life", I told him, elated
>"Come with me, your present's downstairs"
>I crawled over to him, let him pick me up, put my wings around his shoulders, and he walked down the stairs

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>The fillies all looked at Anonymous and I as we entered the room
>What could the present be, I wondered, I was so excited
>Anonymous winked at me, before crouching, softly putting me down, and standing back up
>He put his arms out, like an airplane
>He began a cold sprint towards the fillies, and allowed his arms to clothesline every single one of them
>I could hear the snapping of necks, and the satisfying wheezes of the air being knocked out of the fillies
>Anonymous smiled, and picked up the surviving fillies by their manes, until he had them all in his grasp
>With his free hand, he unbuttoned his pants, and let his thick, unwashed cock spring into the crisp air
>With one swing, he threw them all onto the ground, and fucked them until he finished, one by one as they bled out or their lungs collapsed, with a torrent of steaming cheese whiz

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>No words were exchanged between Anonymous and I, my body writhing with desire seemed to read his mind
>He looked me in the eye and within an instant I knew what I had to do
>I give into my basic primal urges and move towards him
>Grunting and leaning down, I drop my front legs to the floor, bury my face in them, present my purple cheeks to the human, and let him fill me
>Inch by inch I was claimed, I bit my lip and began to cry, as pain, pleasure, and love consumed my soul
>Soon Anonymous filled my untouched insides with another flash flood of musky fluid
>He slipped me off his cock, and carried me to bed
>I was exhausted, but satisfied
>Anonymous tucked me in, kissed my forehead, and headed for the window
>"Wait, Anonymous", I said, "stay with me, please, I want you to be my daddy"
>Anonymous chucked and smiled
>"I am your father sparkle ass, for all who truly appreciate my green texts, are my children"
>"You will see me again someday, when you truly need me, I'll be there"
>I smile brighter than I ever have before
>Anonymous winked, before shouting "scruffy is a faggot" and disappearing into the crisp and dark night air
>I close my eyes, as I think of my last thought before drifting to peaceful sleep

"Anonymous is love"
"Anonymous is life"

>>29713449
Thats cute af

>fuckin saved

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>>29760923
>>29760927
>>29760934
>>29760943
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>29760943
What an exquisite story. May anon forever live in our hearts and aid us in times of need

>>29760301
And then she fucks a zigger in your bed right as your coming home, so you get a nice view of the money shot.

>>29760943
I was hoping he was going to adopt her but yea ok

>>29761700
That was actually your mother

>>29761730
My mother is dead asshole

>>29761735
I know, she got zebra AIDS

>>29761739
ZAIDS is a real thing asshole, it killed my father.

>>29761744
Looks like those gay escapades in his youth came back to fuck him in the ass

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What if Twilight is a colt?