Feels thread?

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>>29571281

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>>29571281

>>29571310
fuck

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>>29571310
>Anon took her advice and found someone else
>They lived happily ever after
>By time Twilight realized he was her only shot at a genuine relationship she could be certain wasn't built around her status as a princess, it was far too late
>She died alone after watching the happy couple every single day
>With best pony

>>29573015
This is a fucking quality shitpost, anon

>>29571281

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>>29571281
Staring at the carnage
Praying that sun would never rise
Living another day in disguise

>>29574509
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29850/would-anypony-miss-me

>>29574456
>abusing the little Twihorse

REEEEEEEEEEE

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Obligatory

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>>29575871
And the sequel.

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SOON

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>>29571281

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>>29574456

>>29575959
...Jesus.

>>29571281
>come to feels thread
>leave in tears
I don't know what I expected

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>>29576028

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>>29575959
>recognize the horses name immediately
NO NO NO STOP, THAT'S WORSE THAN THE TWI PET ONE

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>>29576033
There are...

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>>29575893
This is how I spend my birthday

>>29571754
my dad died

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>>29571310
Fuck dude, that hurt

>>29575959
made me cry for 2 mins/10

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This is a favorite of mine. Maybe not super heavy personal feels, but I like it.

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>>29576311
here

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>>29576311
>I can't fucking see it nigga REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29576311

Being a mobile fag at work is suffering.

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>>29577133
watch with this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZNDiU9ljw

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>fags getting feels for rejects and losers being alone
>fags getting feels over women clinging to abusive fucks
>fags getting feels by shitty textwalls
>fags getting feels because of over-dramatised and exaggerated situations
Your self induced torture is funny. Just like most of these posts. It would be more entertaining with fluffies though.

>>29577422
Wow, so edgy. You need sandpaper for that edge?

>>29577422
Your edgy facebook board is thata' way, junior
>>>/b/

>feels thread
>nobody's posted Twipet yet

>>29577530
I have some great news for you, sir.
>>29574456

>>29574516
A7x is good

>>29574456
Get back in the slave thread, that's where your feel belongs.

>>29577480
>>29577509
>gets feels for over literal shitposts
>calls edgy the one who doesn't

Sorry, can't hear you over your babycry.
No, seriously, can any of you even explain what are you feeling bad for? Stupid characters getting hurt by the consequences of their stupid actions or decisions. Under a different light it's a typical recipe for generic comedy.

>>29576322
> spike got what he wants

I'm so lonely!! Why I can't go to Equestria?? I just want to be with you, Twilight!! I love you!!

>>29577602
Ree about it some more, dude

>>29577422

Have you never just listened to a song because of its depressive tone or lyrics? Or watch a sad movie or sad story because you're in the mood for it? For some it even helps them come to terms with their sadness that they can't quite reach or comprehend for whatever reason. It also helps people connect and for some even helps reassure their humanity. To never feel a specific emotion is to be inhuman.

Here's a really lame and dorky but good example. Way back when I first got into the fandom my grandma passed away. For a week or two I couldn't feel anything about it but I was reading FOE and the scene with the stoic elder character passing away somehow connected just right and I bawled like a mother fucked because of both my grandma and the character in the story.

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Wtf why can't y'all niggas post good feels as well?

>>29577602
Who hurt you, anon?

>>29577573
the other twipet
the one where shes put down

>>29571310
NOPE!! That's not the Twilight I love and care about!! THIS ISN'T TRUE FAGGOT!! I know her well!! And she's not like that!!

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>>29577612
>>29577635
Oh, don't mind me I'm having a blast watching this autism

>>29577655
>>29577609
Oy, this guy...

>>29577665
>mlfw
you are the autism

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>>29577637
I feel stupid now, good green btw
>here it is

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>>29577680
>FUCK I POSTED THE WRONG ONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29577665
Ah. I understand now. You're just a troll looking for (You)s and I, the dipshit that I am, have been feeding them to you.

>>29577625

Post some then friend. No one is stopping you.

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>>29577614
>you deliberately want to get depressed
>you had to read a shitty fan fic to make you cry for the death of your relative
Holly shit nigga, you remind me of that fucked up deviantart poster who had to montage applebloom onto a deathcamp photo to make him realise how terrible it was...
Nevertheless I thank you for your explanation. Now I understand a lot.

>>29577701
That filename rings somewhat ironic now that the boards deluged with normo faggots bleating about their barbie 'shows' superiority

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>>29577690
I read one heart warming slave green today and then this. I went from happy and content to sad because of this.

>>29577696
No, not that. I meant how people get sad over situations that warrant no reason whatsoever.

>>29577772
What makes a person sad is just as subjective as what makes someone laugh.

Some people cried over "Love Story." Others thought it was one of the worst movies ever made.

Point is, just because you don't find it sad doesn't mean that others don't and shouldn't.

>>29577752

Have you never heard of people who detach thems elves and their feelings from a single very close to them? It's pretty common for semi traumatic events and a lot of the time it's roundabout ways that they end up expressing those locked emotions. Also feeling depression from art or music should only be a fleeting thing. If it lasts longer than a little while after listening/seeing/reading/thinking the thing, then you may have a more personal problem. Doing so from time to time as I said before proves that you have compassion and empathy/sympathy proving your human traits to be real.

If this is all an attempt to get more (you)s and just piss people off, you're only accomplishing one thing with me because I enjoy coming here and explaining my stances, theories, and opinions on subjects.

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>>29577422
How can I be as cool as you anon!

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>>29571281
When this thread said "feels" i didn't expect pure depression out of every anon here.
Someone post some happy to get this thread turned around!

>>29577811

I like that they took the time to do a representation of them living on in the world, but they're missing Rarity, unless I don't see it.

>>29577864
>feels
>happy
>???

>>29577864

Just sitting around asking for it isn't going to make it come. It's been pretty established around these parts that feels threads usually have a darker or more depressing tone to them and even the happy endings come with something bitter sweet sort of like this >>29576345 . You have to go out of the way to change the norm if you want a more uplifting thread.

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>>29577864
>>29577905
you forget that stories so heartwarming and cute, so touching and warm and fuzzy, can leave the reader with an even bigger hole in their heart because it is something they will never have.

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Friendly reminder that she is immortal and therefore exempt from your tombstone feels.

>>29577928
but she will experience The Sorrow of The Elves.

should you love her, your time will soon be fleeting, the decades you spent together little more than a distant memory, and after a few more lovers, how long until she barely remembers you? how long until she forgets your voice, your face, what you did for her? in the sea of time the rock you once were for her and her new life will have been worn away into nothing, and no one will remember you. you won't even be able to leave the legacy of descendants behind.

>>29577922

oh god stop being such a fucking dramatic maudlin whiner about everything. stories can invoke tear-inducing levels of pride and happiness without being stupid and corny (you'll never have this, etc). any idiot can write a sob story.

>>29577866
Blue diamond on the headstone.

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>>29577792
Well it's sure fun to see people getting sad over nothing. Mainly because it means that they are stupid for accepting how others present a certain situation, without thinking, and not realising it's true nature. Then portraying it as a good thing, especially since being sad is not fun, and people who pity others for no reason get exploited a lot, without them realising. But I guess I see your point. Except, I get the feeling you are implying it's about personal preference, when it's actually just a level of stupidity.

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>>29577962
>stop being a whiner
>don't post >tfw stuff
>don't feel bad about never having something
>especially not in a feels thread
do you know where you are?

>>29577976

lol, what are you gonna do about it, cry some more? fag! hahaha!

>>29577955

OR will they be so lost with you that they deny themselves contact with others after your passing. It isn't always the one who dies who is the unlucky one in this sort of story and can lead to a lot of trust issues, hesitation with interacting with others, or lack of intimacy with another being for all of their long, long life, left to watch from the sidelines for fear of hurt and the pain of loss.

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>>29577843
>Have you never heard of people who detach thems elves and their feelings from a single very close to them?
>elves
Yea, in warcraft

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>>29577973
You're acting as if sob stories carry hidden messaging. Calm down Neo.

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>>29577928
>friendly reminder not experiencing the sweet release of death is a mercy when you watch those closest to you die.

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>>29577955
At least she would still be alive.

Some people take pleasure in learning about and loving things that they know are going to stick around for a while. Like stargazing for example.

>>29577966

I see that, but the balloons in her hoof are representation of Pinkie, the pink and yellow sunset is remenicent of Fluttershy's color scheme, Rainbow Dash is succeeded by tank, Applejack's legacy is carried on by the apple tree. What is Rarity's symbolism of continuation in the world?

For the record, there are real scenarios that are indeed sad, moving or indeed invoke a deep feeling within a person who is just an observer. I'm not questioning that. However almost non of these posts qualify as such. As for:
>proves that you have compassion and empathy/sympathy proving your human traits to be real.
This is only true if there is a reason to be sad. If you get sad over images or songs that depict or describe a situation where someone is at fault, yet presented as a victim, then you are just braindead.

>>29578050
Her shop, I guess.

>>29578071

I meant in the picture. Each of the things I named was shown in the picture. I feel like they just fucked up and forgot one.

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>>29578001
It's a conspiracy. They want to turn you into a gaylord by subliminal massaging and it's working. Beware, BEWARE!!!!

>>29578088
I suppose they did.

>>29577730
Thatd be a lot sadder if it was ever going to happen

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Still amazes me that you guys are real people

>>29578091
i paid for a subliminal massage once. don't bother, they don't work.

>>29578197

I swear there has been an increase in shitposting in the last day or two. There's been a bunch of threads and posts in the same vein of this and I know posts like this have always been around, but there's been a lot more lately.

>>29578241
It's an audiovisual subliminal anal massage

>>29578088
The diamond itself is what represents Rarity.
Notice how the other tombstones don't possess their cutiemarks engraved into them.

>>29578373
Nah its the threads thats hold the ballons

>>29577866
>Spike

>>29578373

No, each tombstone has something associated with that character on them and there is even a butterfly like Fluttershy's cutie mark on her tomb stone. Oh well, arguing the semantics of a feels picture because of a nitpick is kinda dumb.

>>29578425
They are somewhat white so I guess that could be a stretch.

>>29578433
I thought this too, but I think it may be because I like the ship. If this was the artists way of trying to represent her in the image living on, I think it was a poor choice that not everyone might connect.

>>29578476
It's not her cutie mark on the tombstone, it's just a gemstone. Rarity's special talent and part of her resides in gem stones.

>>29578476
It's a sad looking grown up Spike hovering near to her tombstone.
He is associated with her, it's definitely him.

>>29578545
it can literally only be the tombstone with a gem stone in it. Fluttershy has a butterfly, rainbow a daring do book, pinkie a party hat, and applejack her hat. The gem can ONLY be Rarity.

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>>29575871
This.

>>29577690
Also this.

But for heart-wrenching, the following stands alone.

Sad Trixie Story:

http://pastebin.com/sfcLhX30

>>29578569
Yes, but the Anon above has pointed out that there is another layer of representation for them out in the world away from the stones.Here: >>29578050

>>29578586
It's either Spike or the beauty of the whole scene itself.
Probably Spike though.

>>29578620
Yeah in terms of symbolism for continuation on in the world, it's Spike.

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>>29573015
DISGUSTING
DELETE THIS
YOU SICK FUCK

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>>29577752
>get depressed
you know that emotions are healthy anon. sometimes you need a good cry as much as you need a good laugh. theres a few songs i keep just because they get to me erritiem. look up the word catharsis.

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>>29578836
There is a difference between enjoying a sad story, a melancholic song, and needing to read a pony fan fic to cry on my grandma's funeral.

>>29580041
Is this what's gonna happen to all of us if the tech becomes real? Just tune in and drop out?

>>29580085
granted, im not defending that. both those stories are autistic as fuck.

>>29580124
You act as if we aren't in that environment already. A lot of us find escape into the virtual world by computers, even if it isn't engrossing to every sense, we still manage to get absorbed into it. The tech already exists, in a different form than that.

>>29580150
i already spend hours of my off-time reading greentexts to escape my life. i'm just waiting for SAO-levels of VR to finally escape.

>>29581443

Seeing this makes me want to continue writing my Scootaloo whore romance story, even if she already got her cutie mark in the show and has been shown to be on her way to flying.

>>29571393
>As Anon comes around the garden path his heart breaks as he hears the thoughts the Sun Princess whispers outloud. His love for her unspoken. He was sure she'd think it was but a fleeting crush. But, now...
"uh, Princess?. I think cute." says Anon as he slowly approaches the startled mare.

Dammit swiftkeys

>>29581860
"uh, Princess?. I think you're cute." says Anon as he slowly approaches the startled mare.

>>29578050
>What is Rarity's symbolism of continuation in the world?

Fashion changes every week. It would only be a matter of weeks or months after her death for the fashion world to forget her.

Her legacy is an empire of dirt that became dust upon her death, swept away by the wind.

Now, if she had bent her will and aesthetic sensibilities to architecture...

>>29577422
damn i love abuse of fluffies but it dies with the mlp fandom.

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Its been 7 years, anon.

How many friends have you made?

>Feeling that yet?

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>>29582666

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>>29582551

>>29582551
MOTHER
FUCK
THAT IS A FEEL.

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>>29573015
Damn it anon! This is a feels thread, not a ylyl shitpost frenzy!

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>>29575959

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>>29575959
Bloody hell, why do I keep coming to these threads.

>>29583596
You hate yourself, same as us.

>>29581870

It's autistic
But I really do wish for it

>>29583871
Same here, brother.

>>29581870
Made me laugh, honestly. Not cold unfeeling 2cool4skool laughing. It's just a bit goofy.

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>>29575959

why do i keep coming back to these thread they usually make me feel sad and i keep listening to sad music for the rest of the day and i can't stop

>>29584139
It feels good to hurt

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>>29573015
fukk

>>29584139
It's a different form of self harm I guess.

>>29585708
DELET THIS!!

>>29576073
DELET THIS!!! SO SAD!!

>>29577922
WTF??

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>>29577864
ok

>>29585885
what about that post do you not comprehend?

fuck this is depressing why did i come in here

i'm going back to the applebloom thread

>>29582666
I just realized I haven't begun a single lasting friendship since I started watching this show.

>>29581870
Needs a noose with Equestria on the inside for maximum feelz effect.

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>>29571281
Part 1\4

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>>29587187
Part 2\4

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>>29587190
Part 3\4

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>>29587192
Part 4\4

Everyone start hating me

>>29581772
There are people who write green before Twilight was a princess, before certain characters were introduced, and sometimes Anons write stuff where Anon is introduced right as Twiggles reaches Ponyville. You're free to do whatever you want.

>>29587195
Really?? Wow. I didn't expect that kind of stories.

>>29584444
Sneak quads

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>>29587194

>>29575871
>>29575883
Oh shit I remember these, The threads and people in them were all total bros and still remains my favorite to this day.

>>29588591
Lol, that's just stupid.

>>29589061

spot the sociopath.

>>29588591
*wants another Heartstrings page*

>>29589084
Not really, the image is just ridiculous for Equestria.

>>29588591
Get out of ma equestria you fucken queers
- Applejack, resident concerned citizen.

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>>29571310
DAMMIT FUCKING DAMMIT.

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>>29571754
>daddy

>>29573015
THE MADMAN.
>mfw

>>29576323
>greentexting improperly
Lurk moar.

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>>29577422
>not appreciating some sad feels because he thinks it the equivalent of getting cucked
A-and wrestling is gay too because its just like gay s-sex!

>>29577931
The only thing that made me feel here was the hub logo.

>>29589084
No, that is just super unfitting for equestria, which is what takes the feels away from it. There's no reason to believe that ponies won't die, but there is reason to believe that Equestria doesn't have ponies who are against lesbians because it just feels out of character and out of place.

>>29577422
>this troll post for yous actually worked

>>29590125
It works and it worked especially well on me because it's shit that others actually say, trying to boost them self up even though its over an anonymous image board. To be honest, I'm still not sure if it's bait or not, it's really quality imo.

>>29573015
>Implying there's somebody out there who would be happy with you

I don't get it. The "why do you even like this" Anon is kind of a prick, but why did he get called edgy?

>>29590251
He's implying it doesn't make him sad, meaning he has no sense of emotion, or at least pretends he doesn't.

Can we share our own feels?

>Be writefag
>Used to always read books
>Can recognize good writing from bad writing and explain exactly why it's good or why it's bad
>Own writing is mediocre
>Write for board regularly for two years
>Watch as the other writefags improve and refine their styles and techniques, becoming popular and well-known
>Look back at old writing from pre-board times
>Haven't improved at all
Practice makes perfect.

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>>29573015
stop shitposting anon

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>>29585708
Of all the images I've seen so far, this one hurt the worst.

>>29589118
>Elements of harmony
>Everything is done in the name of friendship
>Way more mares than there are stallions
>Three distinct races of ponies living together - nopony seems to see race
>Lesbians are somehow hated
I know, right? Might as well have the Apples being hated in Ponyville because they're earth ponies, or Twilight to be chased out of town because she's an alicorn. Think there were crystal ponies picketing at the gate when Flurry Heart was born? "Horn-birds go home!"

>>29589118
also, the main reason people dislike lesbians is because of religion. Gay people are slandered because of religion, however in Equestria there isn't any religion that we can see. No religion, no prejudice.

>>29590329
But shitposting is __fun_

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>>29585708
why would you
THIS EXACT CONCEPT IS MY ONE WEAKNESS
These threads never made me cry until just now. Oh god, it hurts so much. The horrible feeling won't go away.

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>>29591101
It does not get better.

>>29583896
Are they waiting for us anon?

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>>29591136

>>29591170
Maybe?

>>29577730
The show's canon essentially ruined this.

>>29575959

Jesus Christ, I do not look forward to the day I have to bury my horse....

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>>29577690 This fucking story made me cry for a straight hour and then I kept reading all the other posts and it made it fucking worse than it already was. >MFW my life has no meaning so I have to cry over cartoon ponies to feel emotions.

>>29592441
I feel with you anon. We feel together.

>>29592441
>>MFW my life has no meaning so I have to cry over cartoon ponies to feel emotions.
I try to avoid feels threads for this very reason. Dull apathy makes life a lot more bearable. I'm basically waiting to die at this point.

>>29592636
>I'm basically waiting to die at this point.
Why don't you do things with your life anon? You could always join a club, pick up a new hobby, you know?

>>29592765
nigga if we were capable of human interaction we wouldn't be here.

>>29590329
>editing it into the pedo pony
pottery

>>29592807
>if we were capable of human interaction we wouldn't be here.
>join a club
Ok I see how that would be tough
>pick up a new hobby
No excuse anon, start lifting, try to pick up art or music, do something that your waifu could be proud of. I just want you to lead a life that you are a little happier with and that your waifu would like to see

>tfw I actually use "would my waifu like it if I did this" as actual advice in my life

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>>29592817
Not him, but fuck you, now I have to go lift the free weights I never use

I'm not doing it cause you said to, I'm doing it for her.

>>29592843
You'll be happier anon. And you know what, every time you push up your bench another 10 pounds, your waifu would smile and crave that monkey dick.

Do it for her, anon.

>>29592817
i actually started lifting because i could not bear the thought of actually making it to equestria as a chubby, flubby, neckbearded, stinky loser. i want to have a body my waifu would desire, should i ever get the chance to meet her.

i know it will never happen though.

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>>29592441
I just went from contemplating suicide to being happy as fuck, I think I should get some therapy :L.

>>29592918
>i know it will never happen though
It's not about the situation happening, it's about knowing whether or not she would be happy about what you're doing.

>>29592926
Don't fall for the therapy meme, Anonymous.

>>29592926
>therapy
>why fix the problem when you can make more money prolonging it?
don't bother. self-esteem is born of achievement, not therapy. be and do the things your waifu would want you to do, make her proud.

>>29582666
>How many friends have you made?

A lot. I got out of my shell. Went out. Met people that I actually want to be friends with.

We completely failed to make friends with the neighbors. I kept it professional with my co-workers. My wife made enemies of her co-workers. We had met people through a gaming store. But they were mostly... well... losers. Crazy, fat, neckbeardish losers. I hate to confirm a sterotype, but it was pretty true. I started hating when she dragged me to these 6-hour long game nights where hardly anything happened in groups that were too big with shitty DM's.

And then I found the show and it gave me a little hope. I looked around. I found a LUG meeting. Yeah, Linux Users Group. It was shit, but they told me about the local makers space. It's essentially an elk's lodge for geeks. It was fantastic. I finally found my tribe. We both fit right in. We became great friends with this one guy who was eventually the president. We were good friends with ~6 others, and acquaintances of maybe 15 more.

Times were good. Really really good. And we had something to do that was actually engaging. Making stuff and learning new skills was awesome. And the social pressure got me off my ass and doing things. Motivation helps a lot. Friendship really is magic.

And then the kid was born early. And the wife takes her stress out on me. And we're both going through sleep deprivation. And there's a worry he'll be retarded. His fucking surgery drops 10 points of IQ. On average. Jesus. And I get down. Maybe legit depression. And it turns out I have a fair-weather wife. Because that's just not something she's going to put up with. She threatens divorce. The kid isn't even 6 months old yet. We were really happily married for 5 years. I never thought we'd break up. She was the love of my life and she fucking stabs me in the back, hauls my ass to a different state.

Now I know no-one and I'm desperately alone.

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>>29592968
One minute I'm wanting to kill myself and can barely walk because of how crushing it is, the next I'm all hyped and wanna work out, not sure wtf to do at this point because it's so random.

>>29593008
it's simple. pick a waifu just kidding your waifu picks you and emulate the behavior that would make her proud. put a picture of her as the background of your phone, get a figurine or two or twelve, read a few good fanfics with her in it. you never know if you could actually make it there or not, so you might as well live like you could wind up there at any time, and you want your waifu to be attracted to you and love you, right?

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>>29593048
I haven't really though of doing stuff like that before, I will give it a go and hopefully it will keep me here for a bit longer, thank you.

>>29578050
The gifts twilight left on the headstones, an act of generosity

>>29592996
Shit son, if you're ever around, first rounds on me

>>29593078
make a brain demon
/tup/ on /trash/

>>29593237
>there are people who dont have a tupper
why?

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>>29592636
>>29592765
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>>29592843
>>29592861
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>>29593245
OP here, you autistic faggots have derailed this thread. Start posting pony feels or please gtfo.

>>29590400
To be fair I never was religious and I still hate teh gays.

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>>29593276
how does that make you feel?

>>29593048
What is my waifu is an emotionless non pony eldritch abomination?

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>>29593276
>feels thread
>people talking about feels
How about go fuck yourself?

>>29593322
>talking about feels
but they weren't though you faggot, they were talking about how to improve themselves more than that sweet, tangy feels trip.

>>29593315
I dunno, angry I guess?

>>29592918
>I know it will never happen though

Hello darkness my old friend..

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>>29593276
>people discussing what makes them feel specifically about the feels thread
>people discussing how to improve their lives upon feeling these feels in the feel thread

>>29593320
summon her to your plane of reality, duh.

>>29591170
I hope so anon. I hope so

>>29593276
>b'aww post the way i want you to

It is good to feel sad sometimes.

>>29575959
I just cant

>>29582666
None.

In fact, I lost what few friends I had.

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>>29571310

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>>29576075
I know the feel. I've spent my last few birthdays like that to the point where it seems like a regular day to me now.

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>>29575959
Why do I like the pain when it hurts dearly?

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>>29576028
/mlp/ has the best feels threads in the world.

We may be a cynical gang of autistic degenerates, but by God almighty, we know how to /feel/.

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>>29596520
it's because of the fact that we've been rejected by everyone. Society, women, even others on this very site. We know what is means to actually be oppressed and treated as a degenerate.

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>>29571310
>tfw my real life waifu is similar to purple horse
>tfw similar in actually pretty absurd ways that i can't talk about for fear of identification
fuck son

>>29596537
trannies are mentally unbalanced individuals who need help. theres nothing worse than being unable to accept that who you are and what you are are two different things. its why they have such high suicide rates.

>>29596520
>cynical
/mlp/ is not very cynical at all compared to some other boards

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>>29596579
>namefagging

>>29596591
i just got this name from a rolling chart and i don't give a fuck anymore
we ponychan now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ommgK1dPwL0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIIW-rPpFBc
old, but still does it for me.

>>29596861
At least it doesn't beeep.

>>29596624
>i don't give a fuck anymore
youre part of the problem now.

>>29596895
the good days of this board have long since passed anon, not namefagging isn't going to resurrect the show or our passion for it

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>>29596945
>woe is me
>i had fun once and now its not as fun as i thought it was
>time to shit up the place and claim it doesnt matter because clearly no one else still likes the show or the board
youre a huge part of the problem now.

>>29596968
>no one else still likes the show or the board
if someone truly still does like it just as much as they did a few years ago then they're way more autistic than me or just newfags who have no perspective

>>29597020
are you going to sit there and tell me season 4 and 5 were shit?

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>>29597108

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>>29587187
>>29587190
>>29587192
>>29587194
This is what does it. This is what makes me shed a tear.
Fugg.

>>29597188
You cry at that tryhard melodramatic shit? Christ, grow up.

>>29597225
>he says while posting on 4chan's cartoon llama board
haha you stupid faggot bitch

>>29597256
That was some epic comeback.

>>29597225
i have to agree with this anon, if you shed tears on any of this you're a fucking gigantic faggot

>>29597225
not that anon
>>29597256
no u

>>29597347
sure famesag

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>>29597188
>lesbian marriage
>lesbian children
ya, no.

>>29597791
WAT??

>>29577133
The pone is too ingrained into my life at this point, there's no way I could forget unless I got lobotomized or something

I think what bothers me most about these threads is that over the 6 years I have spent in this dumb fandom I have never made real friends out of it. I used to think it was too cringey and now I just regret not forming relationships with the people who enjoyed this as much as I do.

Should I go to a con to make friends?

>>29599281if you can, go to bronycon in august. Ill hang out with you. im a lonely fuck too

>>29599795
Maryland is a long ways away.

>>29599879
i understand. im pretty far away from it too. Im only going on the of chance my one friend agrees to go with me. I doubt she will

>>29599916
Bronycon is a bad way to fuck your best friend.

>>29599924
no, she likes the show too. i just dont think shed want to go. it'd be pretty uncomfortable for a girl there

>>29599934
Because you'd try fucking her in the hotel.

>>29599973
youd be right... god im pathetic

>>29596591
>>29596895
>>29596968
none of you fags know how to properly deal with a namefag anymore. you have grown soft within the confines of our own board.

>>29582666
In total? Around 35. How many remain? 15. Most of them are new (past 2 years).

My friends always leave me behind. I act like an asshole because it's the only time people ever pay attention to me anymore. I act like I have a shitton of confidence, but it's all fake. I'm mediocre at everything I do, I spend hours playing video games and I'm always awful at them. My art looks like garbage and I've just about given up on that. My writefagging is alright, but I can't share that with people. If I wasn't so mediocre in every way, maybe then people would really like me.

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>>29600261

>>29596572
Yes, good thing the best thing that can be done for them is to allow them the means to transition.

>>29600552
transition into hell, more like

>>29600552
three fourths of those who have made the transition commit suicide before the age of thirty when they realize that the cosmetic, non-functional, purely-aesthetic and permanent changes to their body do not solve any of their problems.

why do you advocate for the suicide of the mentally ill? do you hate trannies?

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Let me post a feel picture and a blog post, sorry in advance.

Relationships aren't always guide to happiness or to full filled life my niggas, I am in one right now, two years, or something, I didn't really meet the expectations of my girl and it's all falling apart, she has depression and some kind of sleep disorder, I try to be there with her literally all day in contact, I honestly don't know what to say, nothing makes her feel better, no matter what I say. Every single thing she despises and mocks.

Tried to recommend a psychologist, yet she thinks I should be the one to fix her. She has a huge fear of doctors. I don't think I can do that. I feel as if I did my best and my life's sucked out now, I abandoned all my hobbies across several weeks acriss every single day and all I literally did was to be with her. Yet throughout those days all what I ever got was shit on due to her state.

The thing that hurts the most is knowing how much she did for me and how many great times we've had, yet she feels as if I didn't give enough as much as she has and barely know her. I always tried my best, but she never felt like I give in all.

But it will all be over soon, I will probably be happier, relieved, right now I feel trapped.

I am diagnosed with depression and other shit, this has been destroying me, I haven't felt this awful in years. I can't let her do that. I need to take care of myself. She puts all her problems on me which I can't deal with or fix. I guess you can't help the ones who won't help themselves.

Blog post over.

>>29600631
>>29600552
>>29600574
gettin a little off topic there fellas
>>29600640
fuck off blogfag

>>29600631
No, but I'll gladly advocate your suicide.

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>>29600643
Stop trying to "moderate" this thread, faggot

>>29600552
no, the best thing would be counseling to get them to accept who they are. idiots build up all their hope that once they "fix themselves" theyll be able to be happy, but then theyre not. what happens when you convince someone that they have one hope to be happy and then theyre still not happy? they have no hope left and kill themselves.

I am learning how to do spoilers.

I haz an autism. My autism, let me show you it.

>>29571281

>"Oh Celestia no...no no no..." she moans
>Twilight's face is smeared with soot, blood and tears.
>And you're in more pain than you've ever imagined it was possible to feel.
>Your body from the chest down is a ruin and you can only wish that a shattered spine meant you didn't feel anything from the waist down.
>The only thing holding you together is the armor you wear, the armor that Celestia's armorer's repaired and re-powered.
>The armor that the invaders' weapons shredded.
>With one hand, you reach up and gently stroke her mane. Even now, you think hers is the most beautiful face you've ever seen.
>She's trying to move you with her depleted magic. "Stop...that..." you gasp. "You're just tearing me up worse inside."
>You cough and spray blood.
Your damaged warsuit's internals tell you you've got multiple internal injuries, every rib is broken and your intestines are so much hamburger.
>the autodoc pumps in the last of your antishock meds and painkillers. "You can't move me, Twi. There's...there's no time. You have to get away, now."
>"I-I can't leave you here," she wails.

>>29601252
>"I-I can't leave you here," she wails.
>You grab her face and force her to look you in the eye. She struggles against you for a second, her grimy tear-streaked face twisted with grief.
>"listen to me," you say urgently. You fight the urge to cough. Your mouth is filling with your own blood, coppery and foul. "They're coming, and they...they'll be here in under a minute. You have to go. Go now." Your breath hitches. The HUD shows a squad of the invaders coming up the valley, and they're coming in fast. "The only way you can help me now is to do what I say."
>Please please please, just once, do what I tell you. You bring up a menu, and your savaged warsuit's computer responds sluggishly. A contralto voice warbles.
>"FUSION OVERLOAD INITIATED. REMAINING FUEL AND AMMUNITION WILL DETONATE IN 30 SECONDS. THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER WARNINGS. COMMENCING COUNTDOWN, MARK..."
>"You have to get out of here..." you say. her face is twisted by grief and horror and her eyes are closed as as she tries to deny the reality. Her magic stores are too depleted to fight. She can't teleport you, either, even under better circumstances.
>No magic in the universe can affect a human, it seems. Too bad for you.
>At least it affects these sorry bastards after a fashion.

>>29601255
>"I love you," you whisper. "Now go. Make this mean something."
>Biting her lip to hold back sobs, she ducks her head in a nod. She kisses your cheek, and one last time, you feel her warmth against your face.
>"I love you," she sobs. There's a flash of light and a pop, and suddenly she's gone.
>The autodoc follows your override command, and empties the entirety of its combat drug cache and ultramorph into you, enough to kill an elephant. Or a dozen, for that matter. >You're going to be dead in minutes, one way or another.
>But it doesn't matter.
>As the drugs take hold, you're not quite there to yourself anymore. You're on your feet, or rather, the armor is on IT's feet, the feeling of your busted guts and bone grating on shattered bone growing distant. Your heartbeat is out of control, like it's going to hammer through what's left of your ribcage.

>>29601259
>And there's the point man, landing now. Your forearm cannon catches it in the face, and suddenly everything from the shoulders up explodes into bloody shrapnel. Your cannon glitches, and you meet the next one with a vibroblade, pulling it out as he falls.
>The world around you feels like's moving in a series of frozen frames, one at a time, each completely disconnected from the last in your haze of shock and combat drugs.
>Your warsuit is filled with the stink of cooking blood, urine and shit. Very distantly you understand it's you. They've shot you again, and again, and again, and you're not on your feet anymore, you're on your front, trying to push yourself upright. You have nothing left. Your suit is completely inoperable now, and so are you.
>You see the bodies of the enemy around you. Only vague memories of what must have been only seconds before.
>An armored boot slams into your back forces you into the ground. The enemy's smoothbore clacks against the back of your helmet as he snarls something in a language you don't recognize.
>You wheeze laughter. It doesn't matter. She's safe, your love is alive and safe so you've won. You've wo

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>>29601263

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Your breath catches in your throat as you barely avert your eyes in time
>a flash of blinding light rises a half-mile behind you, and a few seconds later, a cloud of blazing red slowly rises from the heart of the valley.
>The forest is blazing. You duck your head, your eyes squeezed tight to try to staunch the tears. You wail, a wordless paen of grief and loss.
>But it's warring with something unfamiliar in you. You realize what it is, yet another first in a day of firsts.
>Hatred, a hot little core in your heart, filling you with fury you've never imagined it was possible for a pony to feel.
>And you know you're going to make them pay. No matter what the cost to you and to Equestria. They're going to pay for what they've done to Equestria, and to you, and...
>"...for you, Anon," you whisper. "For you."
>Digging deep into the last of your manna stores, you jink away.

>>29601344
This art hurt me.

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>>29601344
For reference,
Part one.

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>>29601435
Part two.

>>29601267
It hurts so much!! But I know that this will never happen!! I would never leave Twilight alone!! NEVER!!! Because I LOVE her with all my LIFE!!

DELET THIS!! HURTS SO MUCH!! PLEASE!!

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bump

>>29602189
Dude what is with those ears?

>>29602256
fuck if I know, the artist has a dumbo fetish or something.

>>29599281
Yes. I went to a con once and met some cool people. We did lose touch, though. They weren't from my area. But it was fun to watch the Aloof Hoof Cabaret and the late night concert/rave with them.

>>29596945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

The whole point anon is that putting your name/trip out when there is no need for your identification is poor form because it demonstrates that you don't have care for the anonymous imageboard culture which separates 4chan from other boards. If this idea is foreign to you then it doesn't matter how long you claim you've been on the board for, you need to lurk moar.

Essentially; stop namefagging for attention and lurk moar.

>>29578585
This one is pretty impactful. Well-written, too.

>>29602189
It's hard to tell if the conversation with AJ and Rarity is friendly banter or actual insults. I know AJ chuckles at the end, but is it some form of nervous laugh?

The reason it's hard to tell is because, by the time Rarity and AJ are good friends, Apple Bloom was already wearing the bow. So, is this implying that AJ and Rarity used to insult each other, or that they already had friendly banter before meeting Twilight Sparkle, or did the artist just screw up the timeline?

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>>29603047
I'd say they were well acquainted ponies, perhaps not the best of friends because of their polarization, but they knew and respected one another.

here's the second part if that clears it up, I didn't wanna post it because it's a feels thread but whatever,

>>29603078
That's the ending I was expecting.

You'd think after this, they'd become good friends though. Even with the freakish ear.

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goddamn, I was actually trying to be active tonight and draw something or play some vidya.
But after this thread I lost all motivation for anything and I'm just loathing in my own sadness again.

>>29598909
>>29577811
>>29585708
>>29578004
hit the hardest, for some reason the Idea that twilight outlives the others / one of them dies really drags me down

>>29575037
fuck me

on a related note, does somebody have some good feelsy fanfics? I'm in the mood of reading those right now

>>29603962
personal favorite

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/270897/three-out-of-ten

>>29603962
What kinda feels are you looking for?

>>29604031
don't really care, if it's kind of sad or depressing, I'm in

>>29574456
This is not okay.

>>29604050
http://pastebin.com/0Qpzxxrm
Here's a story taken from Sunset Shimmer's perspective

>>29604090
thanks, f@m

>>29604006
pretty good, thanks

>>29603962

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/1888/my-little-dashie

Also 12k like wat

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A classic one, feels mixed with good feels

anyone having the one of suicide anon on a date with celestia?

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>>29574456
When my family had a dog I had to pull him along like this or else he'd sniff a spot every 5-10 feet for 2 minutes at a time. It's not like I didn't have the time but I didn't want to spend an hour a day just going around the block. Am I a bad person?

>>29603962

I shat out this green for a completely different thread:

>Rainbow Dash smiles sheepishly. "I heard you liked Marexican, so, I , uh...I sort of cooked your dinner," she says to you.
>She looks hopeful. Your heart melts, until you look back at the pan. "It looks absolutely awesome, Dashie!" you say, struggling to put a pleased, happy look on your face.
>You'd smelled it long before you'd even entered your house--you'd wondered where the smell of swamp gas and burning tires was coming from, since Equestrians didn't have vulcanized rubber.
>OR landfills in swamps filled with burning tires.
>You survey the mass of...stuff on the platter in front of you. It's brown, it's sizzling, and looks about as edible as asbestos ceiling tile, and about half as tasty.
>And there's a lot of it. And you're not sure, but you think some of it moved--oh, wait, no, it didn't, it's just that the spatula there is slowly dissolving.
>You thought that only happened in bad sitcoms. This is terrifying, and you're terrified.
>She's looking so, so very hopeful. "It's awesome!" you say again, hiding your fear with the greatest Will save of your life.
>Damned if you're going to hurt your waifu's feelings here, considering she's actually the first and only partner who's ever actually cooked for you.

>>29605457
>Or at least tried. "So, uh...what is it?"
>"Isn't it obvious?" she says,. "I made you some cheese enchiladas! You said you liked Marexican, right?"
>She looks back at the platter. "It, uh...got away from me. Just a little. And I had to, uh...substitute a few things. Since you were out of some of the basic ingredients..."
>You hug her and kiss her cheek. *God be with me,* you think. " Thank you so much Dashie," you say, putting on a big smile, and hoping it looks genuine. "Let's light this candle together, okay?"
>You dish up a generous (oh god, the SMELL) of the stuff, and help her plate, and sit down to (urrgh) sample her efforts.

>You gingerly cut into it with a fork as she watches. This takes you several seconds longer than it should, and you're pretty sure that you've never seen a corn tortilla with the texture of a rubber gasket before.
>You finally manage to saw through it, and something inside of it goes POP when you do, blowing brownish glop halfway across the table, startling you both.
>She laughs nervously. "I--yeah, Rarity said you sometimes just use the recipe for a guideline, so I sort of...used some eggs. because they go with cheese, y'know?"
>the eggs that you had been meaning to throw out for a month, because they had not only gone off, they were ready to start grazing on the lettuce. Which explains the amazing stink you're getting now. "Interesting," you say
>You finally nerve yourself up to take a bite. >And chew. And chew. And chew. It's crunchy, sour, chewy and slimy in all the wrong ways.

>>29605478
>Interesting, you've never had eggs with the shells before.
>"I sort of used peanut butter for the sauce. Like in Neighponese peanut noodles. You know, fusion cuisine?"
>you finally manage to get the wretched thing down, trying desperately not to gag at the taste. "It's uh...delicious," you say.
>Across from you, she's just about to bite into her own forkful of misery, and you want to stop her, but you're not sure how to do it without completely wrecking her feelings.
>Helplessly, you watch as she sticks it in her mouth, and chew thoughtfully. And her chewing slows after a few seconds.
>She spits her bite out into her napkin and rubs at her tongue with a hoof before draining her glass of hard cider
>You stare at each other for a little while. "This stuff really, really sucks, doesn't it?" she finally says
>You nod helplessly
>"And you were just gonna eat it?"
>Again, you nod. She looks...happy, sad, and absolutely, totally adoring at the same time. You're not sure how that's even possible
>"You're really dumb, you know that, Anon?" she says

>>29605486
>You shrug. "What can I say?" you say. "You're totally awesome, even if this...well, wasn't."
>She bites her lip and blushes. "Damn, I'm turning into a big mushball over here, you big lug," she says, her voice with a softer edge than you've ever heard. "You're a bad influence on me, you know that? Everyone's going to think I've gone soft."
>You grin. "How about we forget the enchiladas and order pizza? Then chill out with a movie?"
>She grins and you chuck your plates into the trash before embracing each other.
>Later, watching something mindless and violent with your warm, sleeping waifu curled against your side, you can almost fool yourself into believing that the scratching noises coming from the kitchen garbage bin are just the wind, or maybe a mouse
>Almost.