Pinkamena Zecora Smith is turning 5 this year.

>>29500480
At this rate, she'll become legal and the ride still won't be over

I can feel the bullies laughing at her already

>>29500543
>Implying she won't be home-schooled by her furry/brony parents

>>29500480
H-has it been that long?
Fucking christ

>>29500480
This is why autists should not be allowed to procreate. This is coming from a diagnosed sperg

>>29500654
>Born July 29 2012
Believe it, motherfucker.

>>29500480
In her future, she will be edgy as fuck and date a nigger. As it is around this time that she realizes that her life will be shit.

>>29500524
You mean like Milhouse Skinner Jackson?

>>29500723
>>>/pol/ or >>>/b/
pick one

>>29500480
What makes you think I give a shit about some stupid kid you seem to think has a strange name? Then again it's not like you have anything better in your bleak and empty life then to remember things that are ultimately irrelevant.

>>29501875
I see you're still here, Mr. Smith.