Friendship is Magic #50 is still storytimed here!
>>29384372
Home cooking, restaurants from fancy and fast, cafes and diners, specialty stores to plain ol' hay, there's no shortage of ways to cater to Equestrians. And yet, sometimes a pony just wants a snack in the day. Maybe that's why they suspect Applejack likes her chores so much - all those apples, just there for the picking.
>>29431756
Previous thread.
BORF
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>killing horses
WHATS GOING ON
>country filly
>>29438050
GET IT TOGETHER MY DUDE!
I LOOOOOVE YOUUU MARKER POOOONE
>>29438065
isaac and I both beefed it at the same time
アップルジャック
>>29438077
>Sunbuns will never conduct an anal-ysis on you
I would Apple
>>29438100
That's a lot of boop. Better be careful or she may overdose.
>>29438113
>>29438107
>that bad photoshop
Why even bother
>>29438117
What happens if you overdose on boop?
>>29438142
>>29438113how many of her inches could you take?
>>29438149
Dont be gay, Anon
>>29438149
>her inches
man holding towel to his sweating face.jpg
stuffing pony tummies
>>29438152dicks
Stallions are ugly.
>>29438172
Get away from me purple.
>>29438177
>>29438177
nah they are adorable
your opinions are pretty ugly though
>>29438184
oh fuck
its ok to be ugly, little stallion, pls don't cry
>>29438184
Starlight breaking down in that episode was adorable too.
Ponies in general are really cute when they're being emotionally vulnerable.
>>29438208
How would you comfort an emotionally vulnerable pony?
>>29438219
A WPSHHin
>>29438219
Hugs, petting their mane, and lots of reassuring words before solving whatever their issue is.
>>29438219
Cuddles and ear scratches
>>29438183dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
Can I hug other people's fillies?
Who is the biggest slut in Equestria?
>>29438261
>>29438254
You have to figure out their cutie marks, first.
>>29438266
No, it's Rarity.
>>29438266
>>29438270
What if they showed sex in a MLP episode?
>>29438340
But theres a shark in the water.
>>29438349
unf
>>29438349
>>29438349
It would be pretty lame with crappy animation because this is a Flash show, of course.
>>29438354
It's a shark filly. Don't mind or feed her.
>>29438368
I think traditional animation is better than CG or Flash.
>>29438266
not gonna lie, i'd still have sex with femanon in the missionary positionbut not for the process of procreation
>>29438378
>I think traditional animation is better than CG or Flash.
Stop the presses! Anon has just discovered hot water here!Of course it is, industry moved into CG because it is extremely cheaper, not better.
>>29438062
>>29438368
>>29438349
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=show+accurate+porn%2C+animated
>>29438075
>>29438419
Nothing on the first page is what I would call good animation.
>>29438429
Still legal for snuggles and belly rubs
Can mares love other mares?
>>29438453
Obviously
>>29438453
any pony can love any pony
on the condition they must be willing to pony pony
>>29438453
depends
>>29438450
Andbelly kisses.
>>29438467
>>29438450
Just be gentle with her, you don't want to turn a filly into a cuddle slut filly
that was a rocky migration
>>29438475
unf
>>29438475
oh, did a new page come out?
>>29438475
That's a nice ass.
>>29438529
it makes strange noises though
>>29438462
>Trixie eats trash.png
>>29438475
>new page finally comes out
>hardly anything even happens
boo
>>29438510
>>29438549
New page of what?
>>29438553
http://shinonsfw.tumblr.com/post/156054679304/starting-a-new-comic-one-i-actually-wrote-a-story
>>29438429
Nice.
>>29438450
>Cuddle and rub filly belly
>she think that you are her boyfriend now
Do you really want to take that responsibility? A filly girlfriend need a lot of love and cuddles
>>29438558
This comic upsets me but the art is very nice.Lyra is not for prostitution
>>29438558
>this stuff dances around my fetish strike zone
>but it's pony so it does absolutely nothing to me
>also counts as prostitution, which is another deterrentWomen being impressed at and appreciative of the weight of a package would normally result in an immediate boner. Especially if they start playing with it right after.
>>29438644
>>but it's pony so it does absolutely nothing to me
>>29438644
>>29438558
>stalk this chick I saw giving some guy a handjob at the park
>she obliges
That is just not true to life at all I'm afraid
Pony is not for sexual
>>29438644
>>29438648
>>29438649
How many people here are still unable to lewd ponies, I wonder?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12305790
>>29438653
It's a porn comic
>>29438648
>>29438649
You'd think after five nearly six years my resistances would have worn down, but no.
>>29438659
Woosh
>>29438644
>also counts as prostitution, which is another deterrent
I don't think we can be friends, anonymous.
>>29438666
I don't wanna hear that shit from you, Satan.
Someone has to address the pink filly in the room, MLPG.
>>29438661
You're just not trying hard enough
>>29438653
Next you're going to tell me women over the age of 40 don't constantly lust over grade school boys.
>>29438653
>sees mare giving a magical old-fashioned in the park
>assume she's a pleasure mare
>stumbles across her in the street by chance instead of at the park, which you believe to be her stomping grounds
>was planning on soliciting her services anyway, so had the bits on-hoof
>whore takes the money, as expected
Makes perfect sense, really. Bon Bon's probably her pimp.
>>29438671
Hello, pink filly
I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.
>>29438184
>>29438674
I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I just think it odd. Six years of constant exposure should do SOMETHING, right?
At least I can still appreciate quality linework/coloring.
>>29438708
Nah. Don't get so worked up over a meme anon
>>29438708
No anon will ever get me to believe they've never popped a boner to a cartoon horse.
I refuse this. I refuse to believe you didn't drop your pants the moment the Maud porn started rolling in.
>>29438658
I feel bad about sexualizing the pone yet I hardly browse anything else these days
>>29438720
>Theres something hard in your pants.
>Is it a rock?
>>29438648
What happen to the artist of APA? I'm still waiting the next page
>>29438720
Believe it or not, it's the truth.
Even the humanized stuff doesn't do anything for me, since it's tangentially pone.
>>29438734
busy with some other stuff I think. also he already regrets switching to color because it takes so much time
there was a new page recently though
>>29438745
Who the hell is Bobby?
>>29438751
Maybe the guy who does the IDW comics? That's the only Bobby I can think of.
>>29438751
IDW comic editor, Pencils gonna to make some covers for the comics
>>29438745
>complain and insult an official artist of the IDW pony comic
>get a job
What a wonderful world
>>29438751
A boy who just ain't right
>>29438770
And a DIRTY CHANNER no less
>>29438770
Just as long as he doesn't fucking write them
>>29438770
Trash
>>29438789
>reminded of the salt generated when Lauren came here instead of anywhere else
>>29438770
Dude fucking Fogsitt is nightmare fuel
>>29438735
I refuse.
>>29438770
>complain and insult an official artist of the IDW pony comic
Have you seen most of the comics? The art is shit tier.
>>29438825
I forget how bad they are. Post.
>>29438735
Okay now that's bullshit
>>29438825
The only artist on IDW's roster that's worse than pencils is Fogsitt
Filly thinks you should go out and make friends.
>>29438825
Know what'd be funny? If they stuck Pencil's cover on one of Fosgitt's comics.
>>29438837
>>29438822
Again, believe it or not, that doesn't change what is. I don't know why it does that either.
>>29438854
Nah, he is making the concept of the cover this month. that mean that the cover will appear in the next 2 to 4 month and we don't gonna to have a fosgitt comic for at least 8 months in the secondary line and 6 month in the mainline
>>29438874
>getting Pencils to do a Valentines comic cover maybe
Well, that's going to stretch the age-rating, I'm sure. I wonder how that Finn will get away with his innuendos.
>>29438745
I wonder how much of that is real and how much is Pencils being Pencils
>>29438897
>Pencils being Pencils
is he known for this sort of thing?
>>29438697
WHINNY
>>29438944
He's a Finn. Their shitposting is second only to the Australs.
>>29438945
what a stinky pony
>>29438987
no that is an adorable pony anonymous, you are mistaken
this is a stinky pony
Spike and Starlight are forced to share a room when Starlight's roof starts leaking.
>>29438996
All stallions smell
>>29439007
Why doesn't that NEET bitch get her own place?
>>29439034
Would you watch an episode about it, or would it be too cliche?
>>29439034
You don't really understand what NEET means do you?
>>29439040
Does it mean trash?
>>29439015
don't be awful anon
>>29439040
I think he's intimately familiar with what being a NEET entails
>>29439040
not in employment, education, or training.
>>29439063
Most likely
I'm 24 and never had a girlfriend. What's wrong with me?
>>29439078
Reblogged
I'm 30 and still a filly. What's wrong with me?
I'm 12 and what is this
>>29439078
I suspect quite a lot of things. Go join some clubs, be more active.
>>29439037
I skip all Starlight episodes.
>>29439108
this is a pony!
>>29439124
I'm not a social person. I never have been.
>>29439142
I want to eat that pony.
>>29439178
Just imagine them as fillies, then talk to them.
>>29439178
This is probably one of your problems. Believe it or not, having a relationship is a social thing. Consider advancing yourself.
>>29439194
It's not that I'm shy. I just prefer to be in front of the computer.
The neighborhood I grew up in didn't have a lot of kids my age.
>>29439184
Do you think she tastes like purple?
>>29439209
I licked her before, she tastes like musky grapes.
>>29438825
It's mediocre at worst. Pretty nice at best.
I bet I can name 5 artist worse than the worst of the worst the MLP comics have to offer
>>29439206
I know exactly what you mean, and you should change this sooner rather than later, otherwise you will become bitter and alone.
>>29439184
you're gonna' swallow some of her meaty sausage?
>>29439237
>I bet I can name 5 artist worse than the worst of the worst the MLP comics have to offer
And I'd bet the artists you could name aren't paid to shit out the garbage hasbro is endorsing.
>>29439244
I'm thinking about going to my church's Life Groups. That could help.
>>29439246
>>29439289
I really hope you do it. If you're in a built-up area or close to somewhere you could also check the website meetup.com.
I am 100% serious when I say 'Go make some friends' Anon.
>>29439292
>>29439332
>>29439264
>And I'd bet the artists you could name aren't paid to shit out the garbage hasbro is endorsing.
I don't know what you mean but
Humberto Ramos
Greg Land
Kate Leth
Tan Eng Huat
Whoever did New X-Men can't remember their name (not Frank Quitel
it sure did get purple in here all of a sudden
>>29439372
Here, have some more purple.
>>29439413
NO THAT'S THE WRONG KIND OF PURPLE!
>>29439422
It's better.
It's prettier.
>>29439353
I don't really know the artists, and I'm not sure if you're referring to some specific work of theirs, but Tan's and Ramos' stuff looks good.
>>29439427
excuse you, but Twilight was awarded the prettiest pony medal not some dumb berry slunt.
>>29439430
>Ramos' stuff looks good
The ONLY character that looks good in his style is Spider-Man and Tan can't draw faces or pretty much anything for shit (see: X-men Legacy)
>>29439439
I'm pretty sure she got that for something else.
>>29439439
Don't forget berry is also a meme pony
>>29439470
lol
>>29439475
But which pony really has the FATTEST butt?
>>29439473
At least she isn't a meme filly like NOI
>>29439486
hello?
>>29439530
too late
Lubricate the pone.
>>29439545
done
>>29439551
Now give her a helmet.
>>29439551
Slide the filly down the hall.
>>29439530
eyespack pls
>>29439557
Done
>>29439439
>Princess™ Twilight
>Prettier than any other pony
I don't think so
>>29439529
All you hear is an extremely muffled voice for 30 seconds before she hangs up.
>>29439566
Set up your bowling pins and proceed to step three >>29439561
The party of fillies has entered the dungeon.
New page!
https://derpibooru.org/1359036
>>29439601
Why are they partying in the dungeon?
The world of Equestria was suddenly bound by the laws of physics of our universe. What would happen?
>>29439601
Initiate vote to kick filly2
>>29439644
all of cloudsdale is fucked
ponies will die
You guys getting ready for Valentines day, MLPG?
>>29439819
All my waifus are so excited!
>>29439819
Absolutely. Y-you know it.
>>29439819
What the hell would I have to do on Valentine's day?
>>29439819
I'm making brownies for my waifu
>>29439819
The actual holiday?
Fuck no
The Waifu Wall that results from it?
I have yet to take the picture.
Describe this pony
>>29439852
mom material
>>29439852
Sleepy.
>>29439852
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>29439852
probably fucked Fluttershy
>>29439852
garbage weed horse
>>29439852
Beautiful, lovable, huggable, chill, wife material
>>29439862
>>29439870
Take your negative vibes elsewhere
When you buy ponies from a small business you're not helping some ceo buy a 3rd summer home, you're helping a nice gryphon chick get dancing lessons.
>>29439852
Would probably be dtf for weed.
Fillies are nice.
>>29439956
I like to wait until they fall asleep and then gently boop them
>>29439956
not all fillies are nice.
some behave like brats
>>29439969
I bet she's still nice on the inside
>>29439973
>nice on the inside
>>29439959
You're going to jail.
>>29440001
there's nothing wrong with sleep booping
Plow the pone.
*beep beep*
>>29439852
DUDE
>>29440023
HONK HONK
>>29439922
What is the quality and price? I don't care if your filly shop goes under, by the way. I care about me.
>>29440013
I'll call Mr. Plow.
>>29440033
>this is supposed to be funny
>>29440078
What do you expect from dumb birdposters?
Smile smile smile
>>29440038
Mr. Pone yes that's my name, that name again is mr pone.
>>29439852
>>29439855
>>29440110
oh god I don't want kids with hippy horse
>>29440111
Who do you want kids with, anon?
>>29440119
>>29440120
She's infertile thanks to her terrible infections
>>29440127
your infertile
>>29440127
Please post that green.
>>29440127
>her flakes caused her to be infertile
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing
>>29440120
Loyalty is a good choice.
>>29440155
I feel like she'd be one of those angry preggos though
>>29440143
>>29440197
you people are weird
>>29440181
Just pin her down andwhisper embarrassing lovey things into her ear until she's too flustered to be angry.
>>29440259
well she does blush easily
that might work
Do you think that ponies fear being booped?
Ponies have harnessed the power of booping.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0993218490/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=equestr-20&linkId=1b65ff67fcc28d886d5eb94acce48096
Eyo white boi, that'll be forty dollars plustipshipping
>>29440303
Ponies have booped too deeply and too greedily.
>>29439896
How many horsecocks have you guys erected since?
>>29440365
Dare you enter their magical forest?
>>29440367
HIS PIZZA
>>29440365
I haven't gotten around to it, but Chisels and Bits could probably make a good blocky flared chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kIe6UZHSXw#t=5s
>>29440398
Not. Pony.
>>29440398
Can pony rangers save us?
The path of the filly.
>>29440434
That means the cutie mark crusaders, right?
>>29440371
PEE EYE ZEE ZEE EY
>>29440473
why does this picture make me smile
>>29440494
it's the peetzer
tiddies
>>29440552
>>29440552
It is time for beb
>>29440555
What's got her all excited?
Remember, you have to tell a pony you love her 5 times a day or else she'll leave you.
>>29440321
I wonder what MLPFEMTORPG thread thinks of this.
>>29440367
Shouldn't have gotten delivery.
>>29440586
big fun milkbags
>>29440586
>>29440633
>>29440633
>>29440653
Hey, I like those too.
>>29440398
It's better than capeshit Marvel spew at us all the damn time but the designs really need some work.
>That music.
>>29440674
I still watch those from time to time. Latest one was surprisingly non-shit compared to the third.
I can't believe Starlight killed literally all the fillies ever and didn't get punished for it
>>29440721
This Anonymous is a filly, by the way.
>>29440727
>>29440727
I can't believe Starlight fillyed literally all the anons ever and didn't get a parade thrown for it.
I can't believe Starlight trashed literally all the episodes she was in and didn't get put in the bin for it
>>29440730
I daydream about her a lot
And masturbate
>>29440780
Sounds good.
Guys, I think it's time to talk about hips.
>>29440822'
HIPS!
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE HIPS!
>>29440822
are small hips welcome?
>>29440822
How should we talk about hips?
>>29440822
>>29440830
yesss
>>29440834
I think we should all get into groups and make it a discussion project.
Alright everyone get into groups with your friends.
>>29440838
I have no friends
>>29440834
How about how wide, child bearing hips make you feel.
>>29440841
can hips be called child bearing if they haven't beared child
>>29440838
IS THIS GOING TO BE ON THE TEST
>>29440838
>Ms. Cheerilee, when are we going to finish vector calculus and move onto a new subject?
>>29440844
>anon is that you
>I told you you're too old for filly school
>>29440838
>>29440850
>>29440854
>roleplaying
>>29440843
Yes.Because they will bear children.
Do you think it's actually something pony related?
>>29440863
probably
neat
>>29440855
>>29440863
Of course not
>>29440871
don't belch before bed
>>29440863
It's Hanazuki, anon.
I hereby revoke your /co/lt license, just how detached from the scene do you have to be not to realize that?
>>29440830
>You must be the tightest mare around
>Yeah, I am pretty cool
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>29440925
Probably not, but I'd still like a chili cheese dog.
>>29440927
i bet you just like to watch her make them
>>29440940
That's an added bonus, I must admit.
Tell me a pony story.
>>29441004
Once upon a time, in the magical land ofGermany
>>29441004
Pony pony poned Pony. Pony poned pony pony.
Do you think the tribal henchmen in Daring Don't are real pony natives with their own history or is it just a group of "cosplayers" Ahuizotl hired to perform the ritual?
>>29441007Celestia is a fish
>>29441035
If they're native I'd like to know more about them.
>>29441052
I just kind of doubt that's the case.
The place they're doing the whole thing at is a ruin, not some hidden ancient city.
They're also in Equestria which would kind of make it hard for them to not be known about in a nation that has the ability to fly to chart the land.
>>29441066
who knows
maybe they're in the everfree
somehow
fuck it's magic
>>29441068
>maybe they're in the everfree
They're north of Ponyville, Everfree is to the south.
Scootaloo is cute.
>>29441077
that was the walk to her shack
they were traveling for an indeterminate amount of time and distance after
and that's how they walked into and out of a book
>>29441004
>>29441125
Scootalewd.
>>29441125
Most adoptable filly.
Fillies in general are adorable and I want to kiss their tummies.
>>29441129
Well, they were walking in the same forest the whole time since there was no cutting point that would suggest otherwise and the forest itself is separated from the rest on the map.
>>29440009
Scootaloo really needs to get better taste in porn.
Describe this horse in three words or less.
This thing must be expensive as fuck.
>>29441169
Hungry for cock.
>>29441169
Coco is CocoAnyone that calls her a Fluttershy clone unironically is a fucking idiot
>>29441175
How does she like her chicken? Baked or fried?
>>29441180
>Anyone that calls her a Fluttershy clone unironically is a fucking idiot
I agree.
>>29441180
The thing is she's way cuter and gave off the shy demeanor at first but anyone who actually remembers the end of that episode and her follow-up episode knows better.
I'm in love with the Coco.
>>29441184
Oh yeah?
Well I agree with you too. Even harder. How do you like them dresses?
>>29441191
>the shy demeanor
She gave off the assistant working for a shitty boss demeanor. I don't know how people can say she's shy or a Fluttershy clone when we know from her very first appearance that she was working with Suri to get her hoof in the door of the fashion industry or if people expected her to talk back to her "boss" the pony she probably believes can make or break her career.Also Suri is hot a fuck like holy shit
>>29441194
>>29441202
>Filename
She really is the sluttiest pony, isn't she?
People who think Coco isn't a Fluttershy are just the cutest little shortbussers, like you wanna pinch their cheeks for trying so hard.
>>29441210
Not slutty at all.Just naive and really easy to take advantage of
I want to see her again in S7.
>>29441213
>First time we see her she's at a major fashion event showing off designs she's helped Suri with
>Fluttershy did her best to try and get out of being a model only staying with it because she feared disappointing Rarity
>Episode straight up shows us she's not shy she's just in a shitty situation and thinks she's doing the right thing by being a doormat
>Show tells us outright Fluttershy is a little bitch and afraid to even walk into town
>Coco lives in one of the busiest cities in Equestria
>Interested in preforming arts and showing off the things she creates
>Fluttershy was afraid to sing in her hometown without a shot of testosterone
Choke on my fucking dick you fat bitch.
>>29441214
She's like the Earth Pony version of Fluttershy.
I like her butt.
>>29441214
>Just naive and really easy to take advantage of
I'd take advantage of her all night long
Eradicate Judaism from the Earth!
>>29441224
>>29441227
Eat my fucking ass
>>29441221
>First time we see her she's at a major fashion event showing off designs she's helped Suri with
They were practically alone, and she was half cowering behind the dresses.
>>29441235
If I wanted a mouth full of shit I would just be you.
Considering your only skill is talking it.
>>29441233
Don't.
Coco is not for sexual, just loving cuddles and kisses.And maybe holding hooves.
>>29441234
Kill All Jews Now! Exterminate The Parasites Off The Face Of The Earth!
>>29441220
Isn't she in charge of Rarity's shop in Manehattan?
>>29441236
One pony had to be forced on stage and only did it out of love for a friend and fear of letting that friend down another wanted to get started in the fashion industry and was willing to be walked all over by a pink mare who would probably pretty chubby if she was human.
One pony is lead to believe every other pony in the fashion industry is as mean as her boss and she needs to act like her boss to succeed another is told multiple times that it's not something she needs to force herself to do but continues to do it because she's too shy to say no.
>>29441242
You sick fuck, what next, wearing a hat she made just for you?!
>>29441252
>Not matching hats and scarves with your names on them
Do you even love your fashion pony girlfriend?
Coco is for belly rubs and belly kisses, too.
>>29441251
They had models to demo the dresses in Manehatan.
Ponyville, yeah, makes sense that you only get Fluts partially because of some nut job photographer.
But Coco just made the dresses, she probably never had to wear them on any stage.
>>29441264
>But Coco just made the dresses, she probably never had to wear them on any stage.
But she still put her and her designs out there in an industry that's very judgmental (we see it in this very episode) and was willing to put up with a lot of bullshit that would have Fluttershy running to her cottage all for the sake of becoming a respected designer so she could do this shit without Suri.
How is that close to Fluttershy?I kinda like it when we're Coco
>>29441272
They weren't "her" designs.
She was basically a sweatshop worker that fetched coffee.
Rarity did the same thing to her friends, they made the dresses, she took the credit.
>>29441262
Can I rub that empty spot down there too?
>>29441277
But she still put her and Suri's designs out there in an industry that's very judgmental (we see it in this very episode) and was willing to put up with a lot of bullshit that would have Fluttershy running to her cottage all for the sake of becoming a respected designer so she could do this shit without Suri.
Is that better, anonymous?
>>29441284
>Is that better, anonymous?
Yeah, I guess...
She's still was a pushover in the episode.
Not Flutter levels of crippling anxiety, but easy to push around.
And like Flutters, she learned to be more, well, not assertive but a little more confident.
*soft fart*
mmmm
night everypony
>>29441295
Speaking of improved Flutters, let's smug this shit up a bit.
>>29441295
>Not Flutter levels of crippling anxiety, but easy to push around.
By Suri. We don't see her get pushed around by anyone but Suri and we know she's only putting up with it so she can do this shit herself one day. The only thing she learned at the end of the episode was that she didn't have to be like Suri to be successful. Because that was her only problem.
>>29441300
The goddess of smug.
>>29441308
How is it possible for one horse to have such shit-eating smiles? Not even Twilight had this much sass back when she was still a smartass.
>>29441307
We never really see her interacting with other ponies.
But keep in mind, her fliers asking for help were just ignored by the local ponies, and she tends to give up rather easy.
Don't get me wrong, she lives in a big city and can obviously do well on her own, she just needs a push from time to time by her friends.
Which is why I hope she does show up again.
Also I think I mistook her timidness for her kindness, and who do we know is kindness?
She is too nice for the big city.
>>29441313
Flutters just decided to stop giving a shit.
Her friend turned her into a goddamn bat once.
>>29441313
She doesn't have to keep up an image with her brother.
She knows he's a bitch and she'll let him know it.
It's just like Rarara absolitely destroying the Diamond Dogs once she was up for herself.
>>29441321
>She is too nice for the big city
I want to rescue her.
>>29441333
First you have to cross the road.With no traffic guard pony.
>>29441330
>she'll let him know it
She let her brother sleep and jack off on her couch and her solution was to passively aggressively get him a job only for the episodes conflict to be resolved by her rushing to her brothers defense because he will most likely die if he stays 6 feet from her cottage for more than 3 hours and singing him a really mediocre song that is probably one of the most forgettable songs on the show.Zeph is hot as fuck tho and he can sleep in my bed anytime
>>29441346
>That cleaning up his obvious cum rags scene.
God that was disturbing.
Filly cooked breakfast for you.
Every day of the hiatus, Marker's butt grows a tiny bit wider.
>>29441353
I don't know how they expected that scene to be taken any other way but I want to believe that wasn't their intention.Why is Fluttershy's dad the only ugly one? And why is he so ugly?
>>29441353
I still can't fathom where they got the idea from.
They can't be that oblivious, can they?
THE SMUGNESS
>>29441366
The whole episode is something I never would have expected from MLP.
It's really strangebut I love it
>>29441353
When was that?
Why does Fluttershy have no problem touching her brother's cum tissues with her wings?
Why are Dash and Fluttershy so casual about Fluttershy cleaning up her brother's cum?Why is Zephyrhugger such a good ship?
>>29441363
It was an accident at the weather factory.
it involved a turtle and a terrorist.
>>29441374
>>29441383He's so fucking pretty god damn
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
>>29441381
Dude she even picked one up with her mouth.
She probably then realized what they were and used he wings in disgust.
And then probably brushed her teeth for a few hours.
>>29441383
I really hope that is just a paper from his poetry or some shit. Otherwise touching them with her mouth wasn't a good idea, since some of her brother is still on it.
>>29441387
Who even belly slaps that much in one day? Or does he just cum like a zebra so he needs a lot of tissues?
And one the subject: Why the couch? Why not the bathroom or Fluttershy's bed so you can wear her panties during? What if Dash shows up while Fluttershy is out and sees you viciously slapping your stallion pecker on your belly? She'd never date you then.
I liked the part where he touched Dash under the table.
>>29441394
>Who even belly slaps that much in one day?
>>29441397
No one in MLPG is a stallion I think.
>>29441396
He even did it in front of two adults, and they thought she liked him.
Sorry, but the Shy family wants grand kids way too much.
>>29441394
What if they're tissues from blowing his nose?
Because he was crying, due to being a useless pile of shit?
That seems more likely.
>>29441401
My record is five times.
I am actually running out of porn.
>>29441387
Or maybe her dad was pumping cum in her by gallons when she was a filly that she used to it. This would explain her living alone ever since and being afraid of the height was only an excuse.
>>29441406
>Because he was crying, due to being a useless pile of shit?
>That seems more likely.
Ponies use handkerchiefs to blow their nose, they're old-school like that.
It's also before he even had the slightest bit of self doubt like the prick he was.
>>29441406
Who the hell cries that much in one day?
Even I don't use that many tissues when I have my daily cry.
>>29441406
>Using your mouth for picking a tissue filled with snot
I don't even know what is more disgusting.
>Today is National Flannel Day
>>29441413
Stop trying to make Fluttershy's dad hot.
>>29441419
>when I have my daily cry.
w-why? Don't cry anon.
Filly says Eminem is the best rapper ever.
>>29441422
Either way it's someone's fetish.
>>29441429
Colt likesBusdriver
>>29441428
It's good to get it all out before you go work.
>>29441429
Filly should take her shit opinions and shove them right up her tail hole.
>>29441437
marble pie is shit
You'd love a pony no matter what right Anon?
>>29441430
It's Fluttershy's fetish.
>>29441457
>I only listen to rap I hear in anime and cartoons
>>29441460are there Jew ponies?
>>29441457
Who's the best rapper ever then?
>>29441460
I'm pretty sure there's nothing Tree Hugger could do to make me stop loving her and whatever you think she could do is probably my fetish.
>>29441460
Of course.Unless she has a marecock.
>>29441468Danny Brown currently
This website reminds me of that artist that would redraw scenes from the show in his weird exagerated style during during S1, porkcow or something like that
Fillies are like bees.
>>29441497
They're almost all female and the only have a few males around for breeding purposes?
>>29441476
There's no way he's better than Eminem.
>>29441458
>Marble Pie
>>29439327
Who'd wanna be friends with a socially awkward, ADHD med taking, short, nerd like me?
>>29441514The pony you love.
>>29441503
He is.Jonwayne is also a better rapperGoing to mention Daveed Digs too to up my hipster credThese are all opinions but because they are my opinions they are automatically right
>>29441464
>gets a look at ponut while working out
>>29441502
I really doubt fillies think about breeding, though.
>>29441536
You'd be surprised at what dirty thoughts cross their tiny little minds.
Ponies are pure and thus by extension fillies are pure
>>29441571
I prefer my fillies to be casual in their sluttiness
Don't think about fillies in lewd situations.
>>29441595
I'd rather think aboutponies scrunching
>>29441606Ponuts scrunching?
>>29441606I miss her
>>29441601
>Fearingfun still hasn't done lewds of stronk filly, Petunia and the other new fillies
Shame.
>>29441642
He doesn't draw meme fillies
Big adventure
>>29441651
But he's drawn Vinyl and Octavia as fillies.
>>29441670
A beautiful heart
https://derpibooru.org/tags/heart+fetish
>>29441680
Faithful and strong
>>29441670
I told AJ not to eat all those fucking apples...
>>29441734
She doesn't eat apples.
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=applejack%2C+insertion%2C+apple
Remember, fillies love carrots.
>>29441692
Wait, I'm not ready!
Would youuse these instead of the defaults?
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/829910805000790016
>>29441866
No.
>>29441873
>believing Meghan
I won't get fooled again.
>>29441880
>Won't get fooled again
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Which princess has the fartiest butt?
>>29441927
You do. You're Farty Butt Princess.
>>29441954
Preview time
>>29442013
>>29442021
>>29442022
What the fuck do books sound like
>>29442025
paper
>>29442025
Like bones, I guess.
>>29442022
Is this the arc with the new villain?
>>29442025
bags of sand
>>29442025
like "Thmp thmp thmp"
>>29442038
I would like to see more of this in pony stuff.
Mainly with Harshwhinny and Cadance. The filly doesn't matter.
>>29442012
>>29442118
>time paradox
>>29442054
>The filly doesn't matter.
>>29442135
It doesn't matter who the filly is, what matters is my unf.
>>29441954
>>29441968
I bet they give the best blowjobs
>>29439190
>Just imagine them as fillies, then talk to them.
Anon starts using baby talk and offering them carrots
>>29442161
>*unstapples dick*
>>29442118
>trash sandwich
Rarity Investigates had some of the best dresses we've seen in the show
/mlp/'s playing in the opening match of the 2017 4chan Winter Cup in about 15 minutes versus /jp/ if any of you are interested.
Current thread, and details, here:
>>29440217
Soarin' has a really big dick and I want to cuddle him and play with it
>>29442277
Time for some football! Finally!
Preparations in progress, almost ready for football!
>>29442313
>>29442360
I don't know why I enjoy virtual divegrass so much
>>29442381
It's because you can watch it from the comfort of your own computer station and the names/character models are ridiculous.
That, and the salt generated from these games is delicious.
>>29442223
I like the Canterlot Boutique dresses
>>29442223
>>29442407
I don't know who to agree with.
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/830099934602895361
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/830100253453938690
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/830100548342816768
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/830100910588121089
>>29442454
IS THAT GROGAR
>>29442454
the fuck is this furry bullshit
>>29442454
That design is okay.
At first I thought it was Tirek or somethingWould not fuck it though
A bunch of new movie characters are showing up on the MLPMovie Twitter:
https://twitter.com/MLPMovie
>>29442465
I'd fuck it
>>29442454
>a furry
OH SHIT
>>29442135
As long as it's not Zipporwhill I don't care what cute filly is being dominated by a mature mare
>>29442469
>Tempest shadow
I don't know if I should laugh or vomit
And here I thought they were trying too hard with Sombra
why doesn't this princess have a horn
>>29442454
>The storm king
Demon's Souls confirmed
>>29442454
>some ugly cat
>Discount Tirek
I want to touch the others.
>>29442469
>>29442485
>broken horn
I want to die
>>29442454
NEWWWWWSS! Finally!
>That Shadow design
These guys are going full out with original designs, aren't they?
>>29442454
It finally happened
a unicorn with a broken horn
>>29442534
Wasn't there a unicorn with a broken horn in the AJ hospital episode?
>>29442465
>No hooves
>Sapient
Lauren does not approve.
>>29442541
Yeah but it was a throwaway gag, this is probably be serious
Is it wrong to say the Sia pony looks less ridiculous when you look at new characters?
>>29442465
Gettign some hard Nick Wilde vibes here
>>29442546
>>29442560
None of them are really ponies, though.
And the Sea pony princess looks great.
>>29442546
Well, she can suck it
>>29442465
>>29442493
>>29442532
I don't even want to see this movie anymore
>>29442532
That filename kinda looks like Cauchemar, which is oddly appropiate
>>29442550
Broken horns are no joke my friend.
Look at how sad he looks. And how indifferent that nurse looks
>>29442589
it's gonna be so great
>>29442454
So we got seaponies, a king of storms and some unicorn with a broken horn
What the fuck is this movie even gonna be about
>>29442612
Don't forget that fucking cat
>>29442612
Look up the Moscow info.
>>29442465
>male Katrina who is a shifty ne'er-do-well who likely starts out in the villain's employ but changes sides
>>29442493
>flying fish princess?
>>29442532
>not just getting an ornamental end-cap for a busted up horn like you would when crowning a tooth for the sake of "muh edgy dark possible villain" character
Can't say I'm too hopeful about this. I can only pray the writing is good.
>>29442454
Storm King definately looks like he's from Tirek's race
>>29442579
You really gonna tell me a unicorn with a broken horn is not a pony?
>>29442624
The what
>>29442589
I had no hopes for this movie except Sia pony being really cute and getting a lot of hair related porn. As long as that happens I cannot be disappointed.
>>29442629
I don't think so, Anon. He might be closer to Scorpan if anything, since Tirek's horse torso started at the waist, and that guy looks like he might be bipedal.
>>29442629
That or he's a biped
His lower torso looks way to thin for Tirek.
That or his armor hides the fact that his upper torso is skinny as fuck too.
>/mlp/ intro
holy fuck
>>29442634
>>You really gonna tell me a unicorn with a broken horn is not a pony?
Well, to other unicorns she's a mud pony now, and well are mud ponies really ponies?
>>29442643
http://www horse-news net/2016/05/my-little-pony-movie-concepts-shown-in.html
Most of the story info we know is from there.
>>29442685
RD is getting the >rape treatment.
>>29442685
That was great
>>29442532
A broken horn
really
>>29442493
>yellow coat
>blue hair
COCO?????????
The storm king looks good enough.
>>29442686
Yes and they are cuter than pegasi.
>>29442764
Wonder what his real name is
>>29442758
Miss Pommel*
>>29442744
Yeah, it kinda pops off a warning sign.
Ahem....
GET READY TO DIE, FUCKERS!!!!
>Rape scored!
>>29442795
>MLPG carries /mlp/
>as usual
>>29442764
Is that Sabretooth?
>>29442820
Yep!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liev_Schreiber
How will the ponies defeat the movie big bad?
I'm betting on Twilight doing a spirit bomb with friendship energy or some shit.
And Celestia will be okay just in time to thank Twilight and her friends but continue to never call them by name
>>29442744
Still better than the original concept of a powerful Alicorn male. Reminds me of a certain fanfic I don't remember the name of (it was a good one, but still it's a lazy concept).
>>29442834
They're going to ask the sea ponies for help.
>>29442834
>Celestia refers to Applejack by the name of one of her apple ancestors
>Doesn't speak to the others at all
>Absolutely adores Glimmer
>Red and black OC with a broken horn and an eye scar
Well, we all knew they were gonna do this eventually. Guess the movie is the best time
>>29442851
I though Glimmy wasn't in the movie
>>29442861
Season 7 is getting one as well with Shadowlock.
>>29442861
Maybe we're just jaded from all the terrible OCs that do it, but I also really can't stand those specific designs.
>>29442861
If she ends up being good I'll laugh.
It's still a horrible design and stuff but still kinda funny.
I told you the movie was gonna be shit
they already got the furry bait in it
>>29442877
He's neither red, nor black, nor does he have a broken horn
>>29442861
Hopefully they've learned from Sombra and will make her DO THINGS this time around
>>29442895
>shadowlock
>scar
is the same edgy shit
>>29442895
He's dark purple and grey to black.
That's past Sombra tier even if not quite that bad.
At least the other two designs are great.
>>29442877
The internet has made me so confused when it comes to the word edgy that I don't even know how to explain what I mean when I say Shadowcock is edgy but not the bad kind of edgy that people usually think of.
>>29442923
He has exactly the same color scheme as Written Script
So wait, HOW should a dark character look like then? It feels like there's no way to make one without people calling it edgy
>>29442892
You can't be that surprised given how much of this fandom is sustained by furries.
>>29442932
>Written Script
???
And that doesn't sound like an edgy name, nor does that pony have a dark backstory or a scar on the face, I imagine.
>>29442938
People are just too worn out by shitty OCs and Sombra
>>29442938
I dunno.
Aku isn't considered edgy.
>>29442945
He's literally Written Script with a scar
>>29442465
Please no furry ca-
>>29442532
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?
CURSE YOU FEBRUARY!
>>29442945
>Written Script
>>29442951
Who the fuck is that
Please don't use fandom OCs to prove if a character looks good
>>29442938
Edgy is not even a bad thing
People just always associate it with red and black OCs and deviantart interpretations of "dark" characters
>>29442963
Are you a fucking retard?
>>29442938
A truly good evil character to me is dependent on how they are written, not by by their character design. Plus there are ways to make a character look ominous without hitting the terrible OC checklist of eye scars, broken off limbs, or black and red deigns.
I like the look of this guy >>29442764
>>29442968
Yes
>>29442961
Welp. knowing stallion names is FS' turf, not mine.
Also his coat is much lighter color and the hair is just purple, not purple to black.
>>29442978
In which case this discussion is kinda pointless since we don't know anything about Tempest outside of her appearance
>>29443001
Well it isn't pointless, just heavily speculative. And since they went with the design they did I feel like the character is already starting out in the negative, for me at least.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Blunt
Holy shit, what the hell is an actual actress doing in this movie
>>29442995
His coat is slightly lighter
He has no black in his mane at all >>29442932
>>29442465
>>29442532
How to kill the hype of the movie with two single steps.png
>>29442961
>>29442968
>you will never experience pony love like this
>>29443032
post nuzzling ponies
Welp I guess it's time for another 90+ goal from our favorite player.
>>29443054
Here's hoping.
We always do pretty badly in the first matches.
>>29443001
She's a troubled mare with something to prove. Something terrible happened in her past and broke her horn.
She doesn't see the magic of friendship and opposes our heroes at every turn until Twilight saves her from some bullshit and then gives a speech.
She will then realize that friendship is magic and open her heart to it.
Also her horn gets fixed at the end of the movie.
There you know everything you need to know about her now
>>29443067
Source?
>>29443067
I'm going to save this and crack up if it's 100 % true
>>29443083
see y'all in october
lmao
I told you retards
I TOLD you it's gonna be shit
Oh man are we doing this again? Doomsayers going overdrive and then getting BTFO when the actual thing comes out?
I can't wait
>>29443101
>>29443120
can both of you just not
>>29443067
I still have hope since the show usually manage to do classic cartoon plots in an interesting way.
It would be interesting if she ends up being a good character or something. It's something that I believe has a decent chance of happening looking at the show.
>>29443140
it's the circle of mlp news
>>29443120
I wonder how much shitposting happened when Cadance got introduced.
>>29443142
>It would be interesting if she ends up being a good character or something
I'm sorry but wouldn't that be the opposite of interesting, seeing as that's exactly the stereotypical predication that the guy you're replying to is making?
>>29443163
Not that much, most of it happened when the whole wings thing was revealed
>>29443163
there was actually more shitposting about
>oh btw I have a brother
IIRC
>>29443151
Why can't we ever get solidly good news nowadays.
You know, like the Samurai jack trailer.
Is it that much to ask for?
So are there gonna be two villains? And they both seem to be storm themed
remember whenTwily!
>>29443195
because the franchise is dead
>>29443195
/co/ had people shitting on it when it came out bro
Guess what, you can bitch and whine about anything if you really want to
>>29443195
The Samurai Jack trailer got released one month before the season starts
>>29443169
I'm talking about being good from the very start, no need for getting the power of friendship proved to her or some shit.
That's my hope.
My prediction is that she's gonna be the villain's assistant, she gets dealt with at the middle of the movie and at the end she'll swear revenge in the name of her master while holding some of his shit because we can't have the show end any time soon and not make more movies.
>>29443216
oh alright I misunderstood you
>>29443196
[Hit Pop Song™ about flying starts playing]
>>29443207
>Guess what, you can bitch and whine about anything if you really want to
I mean, there's shitting on stuff out of principle but the design could have been much better for that thing.
Give her a nasty look, long horn to give impression of strong magical ability,...
Not a checklist of 12 year old's razor edge designs... :/
>>29443142
She's just going to be the character that shows up to slightly inconvenience everyone else.
Until she realizes she is being played
She is going to be the Knuckles of MLP
>4CC match against /jp/ was rigged.
Thanks, Borris.
>>29443250
Looks better than Sombra at least
>>29443183
it did feel pretty ridiculous at the time
aww I can't post the comic I wanted to
https://derpibooru.org/17524
>>29443142
>in an interesting way
Every single one that did that has left the show
So you're gonna get the shit memers who made a Roshomon episode
Someone post that screencap of MLPG's predictions for the movie
The one with the live action humans and shit
>>29443250
How does she look any worse than, say, Sombra or Nightmare Moon, or even Chrysalys?
>>29443294
nice meme
>>29443235
>Sia pony is there just for random out of place pop song and dance scene
>Doesn't show up again until the end of the movie to do the same thing as the credits start to roll
>>29443294
Is that why S6 was total garbage?
Oh wait, it wasn't
Please go back to the piss, dear, we actually like the show in here
>>29443295
>Twilight swimming with a cat person and drowning
>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got to this position. It all started with pancakes.
>[It Ain't Me starts playing]
>>29443306
No one ever said Sombra's design was good, anon. Most people still don't like it.
Why not do something more interesting like Chrysalis?
>>29443326
So which character is going to have a crush on the smooth cat guy?
>>29443295
Someone at Hollywood stole that idea and recycled it to make the upcoming Monster Hunter movie
>>29443319
Uh
yeah
It was total garbage, honey, sweetie, darling
>>29443341
all of the characters fromMLPG
>>29443339
That's my point, how is her design any worse than Chrysalis? We don't even have a full picture of her, in fact
>>29443316
Her concert is the intro of the movie.
However, she has 3 songs out of 7? in the entire movie so she's doing more than just that one concert scene.
>>29443364
and it's all gonna be shitty hip hop
>>29443358
not him but specifically the broken horn and eye scar for me
those make her worse
>>29443378
Yes, a pop singer is going to perform rap
>>29443341
I hate saying this but it's all I can think of when looking at himHe's going to flirt with Rarity every chance he gets and she's going to think he's annoying but also very dashingHe will save her life and prove that he is not all bad and Spike will continue to not matter
>>29443378
Do you know what Sia's music even sounds like anon
>>29443383
I hope it's that really whitewashed kind of rap with an educational message
>>29443378
Thank Disney for that. Shitty pop sells in animated movies. Just look at Frozen, that whole thing was sold on Let it Go alone.
>>29443401
but I still like that song
>>29443388
>shitting on Spike even more
Nah, McCarthy may not be Corey but she's usually nice to Spike
>>29443378
I've only heard two of her songs and I liked them. Never heard of her priorbut I really only care about two pop artistI didn't know she rapped.
>>29443401
Let It Go was a Broadway masterpiece you philistine get out of my face REEEE
>>29443416
She doesn't
He's just doomsaying without knowing shit about anything
Is Ingram making the songs for the movie too?
>>29443429
Yeah.
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>29443415
You don't have to shit on Spike you can just give him a very small role in the movie like he has in the show and not have him react to anything like the Trender Hoof episode or have him do and say nothing at all like the trading ep.
>>29443460
They're going to leave Spike at the castle to "hold down the fort" while they go out and get themselves in trouble.
I hope Spike dies in the movie.
>>29443485
Twilight is going to give a long speech about how it's too dangerous for him to go and why it's important for him to never be seen again until the end of the movie.
In fact I'm going to say that's all Twilight will do in this movie. Meet new people and give speeches and sometimes zap a nigga with magic
>>29443517
while meme faces and furries happen
>>29443536
Kill yourself
>>29443544
But then I wouldn't see the """"""""""""""Best Movie Ever™""""""""""""""
Someone make the new horse already, you lazy fucks.
>>29443536
Don't forget about the racist wings of terrorism
>>29442582
Gilda is one of the shittiest characters in the show