MLP General

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Season 6 & 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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>country filly

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Why don't any of you ever want to hug this filly

I thought that's what went on here

>>29431776
It looks suspicious

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>>29431776
I don't think that's a filly.
Maybe it's a dragon.

So, basically, charisma wise:
RD=AJ>RY>>FS>>TS>>>PP

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>>29431805
>Pringle Pip
>no Charisma

Pony should not fuck pony.

>>29431793
a dragon filly

Watching the end of Season 4 and the beginning of Season 5 here, come and hang out in the chat!

http://derpy.me/V1wum

>>29431811
She's adorable, not charismatic. I.e. ponies look at her as a source of smiles, not in awe.

See it this way: she's like the late Robin Williams, someone you'd love to talk to but not your average Fabio.

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>>29431814
they should not, but they done do

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>>29431756
AB IS CUTE!

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>>29431814
But what if pony likes pony a lot, are married and want kids?

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>>29431829
Who thinks she's the cutest?

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>>29431829
she could use an upgrade

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>>29431829

>>29431825
Charisma covers that, too, it's not just Wannafuckability

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>>29431829
All fillies look cut in a filly scout uniform.

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>>29431841
Crazy people.

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>>29431856
all fillies?

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HORSES
GETCH'ER HORSES

>>29431865
>Can spend an hours together with an ultra-cute ginger Filly in scout getup
>Still whines.
Sweet Celestia, Anon is a complete faggot.

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>>29431890
duh

>>29431890
>He now lacks the equipment to fuck her with.
>He has to go outside and interact with people.

Of course he hates it, it's an anon.
He'd rather be sitting back home, shitposting on 4hoof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50-oWY1pFE

>>29431908
>lacks the equipment to fuck her with
No, he lacks imagination, it's very different.

>>29431915
That's why he's the Anon filly and not the Anon who draws the adventures while laughing at his misfortunes and making him wear frilly dresses for personal enjoyment.

>>29431915
>The next day, AB went cookie selling with filly anon #739
>They found her later that night, behind a house.
>Fainted, with a dumb smile on her face.
>Covered in chocolate
>And filled with cookie crumbles in her nether regions

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>What if MLP was anime.

Hub went there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwujhMy0H-Q

I miss all those great commercials.
The only thing later seasons got was the GoT intro.

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purp

>>29431937
gazuntite

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>>29431937

but I boop from there

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HHHNNNGGG

>>29431943
>who's a pretty pony
>please please tell me I need to know now if you don't validate me I'll DIE

>>29431970
Yes. Ponies need lots of attention.

>>29431975
that's why I love them
and that's why they love me
we're codependant!

>>29431969
FRECKLES

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butt

>>29432037
oh no, she fell over, help her up

>>29431969
she's like 90 % bloom

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>>29432037
butt?

>>29432037
that's just a puffy vagina

How are you handling the hiatus?

>>29432039
>"Oh t-thanks, but there's no n-ANON!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"Huh? A lever is the best way to lift things up, Coco."
>"THAT'S YOUR PENIS"

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>>29432058
chilling with dash
watching stuff

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>>29432047
PUFFY
PONY
PUSSY

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>>29432058
It's thankfully relatively short.

Sadly just bored on the pony side of things most of the time.
It sucks we have absolutely nothing to go by.
Other times, we at least had some tiny snippets of info from the conventions and maybe an animatic from SDCC.

Yet here we are with basically zero info about S7 outside of the comic tie-in.

>>29432078
If thats real. i want to try one

>>29432113
That fight in SMRPG would have been a lot easier with Panka

>>29432113

Last year, we had a trailer for S6 at this point.

There's nothing to get hyped up for.

>>29432058
I'm learning a new skill, so it isn't really painfully boring

>>29432119

SMRPG was one of my favorite games as a kid.

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>>29432092
Coco is not for lewd.

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>>29432137
>young artist
>living in the big city
>in with the theatre and fashion crowd
>big ass "industrial" apartment with lots of space for parties

Connect the dots Anon. She's very much for lewd.

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I've come to MLP General to announce my love for appul

>>29432160
You can keep the appul.
I'll keep all the unicorns and the alicorns.
Maybe the pink party pony too.

>>29432164
It's too late, Anon
I married all of the unicorns

>>29432182
You can take my horsebando from my cold, dead hands

What if one of the writers for Nut Shack wrote for the show?

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look at this pinkponk

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>>29432203

Is Derpy for lewd?

>>29432212
She's for muffins.

>>29432201
well done

Publicly humiliate the filly.

>>29432230
I see you filly

>>29432225
Thanks, I spent entire minutes on it!

Publicly kiss the filly.

Filly needs help with her Calculus homework.

>>29432249
I don't know how to do pony math

>>29432255
Filly will teach you

Quit procrastinating, work on your porn.

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>>29432231

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>>29432301

>>29432318
She looks kinda drunk.

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>>29432329

Fillies don't get drunk

mares on the other hand

Tell me if this rings a bell:
I once read a comic that centered around Cadance and Sombra. The gist of it was that Cadance was actually the original crystal princess resurrected or something, and that she had once been in love with Sombra. So Cadance goes to see the witch that she defeated to earn her horn in the first place. In the comic's canon the Witch had been reformed by Cadance at some point in the past.

Anyway, the witch has Sombra's horn on a pedestal and does something that briefly allows Cadance and Sombra to say goodbye to each other.

Anybody heard of anything like that?

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This guy draws some pretty cute pons

>>29432339
>dw

diamond white?

>>29432342
DuskStar, some pinoy guy.
http://xduskstarx.deviantart.com/

>>29432347
He seems OK. But a quick search of Derpibooru shows that he doesn't do porn and 95% of his images are only one character with simple backgrounds.

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>>29432334
Drunk mares must be fun.

>>29432335
Would have to be a fancomic because the IDW one is more autistic and cancerous than that

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>>29432374

that one would be the expert

>>29432363
>doesn't do porn
that's a good thing. too many artists resort to that these days.

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>>29432393

artists should draw whatever it is they enjoy drawing without anyone pressuring them to to the other

I am sure some enjoy doing porn and some don't

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>>29432292

Ynop eht tep.

>>29432419

yes, do this. Definitely do this.

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>>29432419
>they're using subliminal messages for mind control now

>>29432426
I will pet you

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>>29432433

oh gosh

>>29432427
I trust Rainbow's judgement.

>>29432480
whatever you say, potato

>>29432482
I'm going to tell Twilight!

I forgot what pony I wanted to talk about

>>29432401
I get the impression most porn artist hate themselves and what they do or at least go through phases of that every 3 months.

>>29432511
Isn't that just most artists in general?

>>29432516
I'm not an artist and I hate myself.
Is it just that I have not discovered the right art?

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>>29432516
Yeah but I see it more in porn artist
Sometimes they think all people care about is their porn

Sometimes they start shaming themselves for the content they create

Sometimes they complain about how little SFW stuff they draw instead of y'know drawing SFW stuff.

But they always go back to porn about a week later or even less than that just for the same problem to crop up a few months from then.

I am a firm believer all artist are fucking insane

Filly is coming at you like a dark horse.

>>29432541
>I am a firm believer all artist are fucking insane
That's pretty accruate

>>29432541
>I am a firm believer all artist are fucking insane
We are.

>>29432542
Well, she is a black coated filly.

Reminder that Goku is Sweetie Belle's father.

(Anyone get the reference?)

>>29432534
Have you tried death?
Maybe your art is death.
youtube.com/watch?v=QNz_zgttRDQ

>>29432534
"artist" and "hates themselves" isn't bijective
You can hate yourself an nt be an artist nbut you can't bne an artist without hating yournself

>>29432541
Well I know we have a few 'insane' artists here.

>>29432558
Didn't her dad also work on one of the Sanic cartoons or am I thinking of someone else?

neigh

>>29432601
WHINNY

>>29432568
Just how drunk are you?

>>29432601

BARK

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>>29432601

nicker

>>29432606
I've had four tumblers of 108 proof paint stripper

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>>29432541
I feel like I'm insane for wanting to find a middle ground.

>>29432624
I feel like you're insane because after all these years you can draw nice bodies, but your faces haven't improved.

we're all insane here
*grips katana*

Fillies can't be insane.

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>shovel 10 inches of snow
>it snows 10 more inches after

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

fuck you faggots who said winter was a comfy season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw

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>>29432658
Never snows where I live.

Ever.

>>29432658
Anyone who says winter is comfy has never worked outside for 8 hours.

>>29432658
Maybe you got all of my winter. It's normally supposed to snow her

>>29432658
>winter
>comfy
Maybe if you're a NEET who never has to leave his flat

>>29432658
>t. poorfag

Why does Twilight have a bunch of old friends in canterlot? I thought she was too busy to make friends back then?

>>29432685
There are many types of "friends", not all of which involve friendship.

>>29432685
She had an invitation to a birthday party and ponies happy to see her in the first episode. She was bad at recognizing it and reciprocating (except with her BBBFF...and her babysitter), but she wasn't actually friendless.

Rarity was arrested today for statutory rape.

>>29432706
That doesn't make any sense

>>29432710
If she wasn't actually friendless then why did Celestia send here away specifically to make friends?

>>29432724
who did she rape?

>>29432724
mares cant rape stallions

Are there any episodes in pony you really hate?
I don't mean one that's kind of meh or that you dislike part of. I mean ones you hate from start to finish.
At worst I'd say an episode is meh to kinda bad, but I think they all have redeeming qualities, so I'm curious what ones could be hated from start to finish.

>>29432742

I'll give you a hint: He's purple, and his name rhymes with like.

>>29432754
If you exclude the cold open, OWTEW

>>29432658
>man arrested for clearing snow with flamethrower.jpg

>>29432738
And why was she such a bitch and how has she never had a sleepover before even though she wanted to

>>29432754
Owls well
No one will ever convince me that it's not the absolute lowest point in the show.

>>29432754
princess spike. the entire episode could have been avoided if spike just minded his own business

>>29432754
I can't rewatch A Friend in Deed, Simple Ways, Filli Vanilli, Breezies and Brotherhooves Social. Not that I really hate them or the whole episodes, but I just refuse to watch them and get peeved at certain points.

>>29432761
>>29432775
What about that gets on your nerves so badly that it's irredeemable?

ponies doing horse stuff

>>29432809
It commits the worst sin of entertainment, it's as boring as watching grass grow

>>29432738
Celestia didn't actually officially send Twilight to make friends; she sent her to oversee the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. "You need to make some friends!" was a response she got in a letter about her Mare in the Moon warning.

She was just counting on Twilight being able to learn the value of friendship unmprompted.

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>>29432658
but it is

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It's dangerous to go alone.
Take this

>>29432814
Applejack's Day Off didn't hit that mark of boring?

>>29432867
that is a teeny zeebra

>>29432869
It was boring, but it didn't wnat to make me want to blow by brains out

>>29432878
Pony should only ever blow more sensitive parts of you.

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>>29432809
It starts the trend of Spike being useless or ignored in his own episodes.
Everyone acted out of character and Rarity was a straight up bitch for giving the owl the exact same tie as Spike and saying the exact same bullshit.

Twilight noticing how weird Spike was acting and choosing to punish him when he shows that he fears that he's going to be replaced.

Fuck that episode. Whoever thought it was a good idea can choke on my dick.

>>29432658
Sounds like a job for domestic terrorism.

>>29432658
Can we trade? We're only supposed to get 10cm tonight before it turns to rain.

>>29432888
Fair enough. Those are valid, reasonable reasons.
I haven't watched it in a while, but that meteor shower scene and Spike and Twilight's interaction after escaping the dragon made it not completely horrible for me.

>>29432924
>but that meteor shower scene

IMO, one of the best scenes of Season 1.

it was fucking 65 yesterday and tonight it drops to 13. Fuck ohio

Still marathoning MLP, currently in Season 5. Come and liven up the chat!

http://derpy.me/V1wum

Spike tries to get Twilight into hoofball, but Twilight cares more about the statistics than the game itself.

>>29432658
Florida here
Think I'll crank up the AC just to justify some hot cocoa B)

>>29432888
>Everyone acted out of character and Rarity was a straight up bitch for giving the owl the exact same tie as Spike and saying the exact same bullshit.
God I fucking hate when girls do that
They do it all the fucking time
I fucking hate it

>>29432924
>>29432936
Stop trying to make Owls well sweet

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>>29432977
Please secede already

Seriously

>>29432979
Women do that?
I'm asking for a friend.

>>29432985
I think that salt is better served for your driveway and roads, friendo :^)

>>29432666
Of course it doesn't snow in hell, Satan

>>29432666

Are you from the south?

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>>29433004
California.

>>29431932
kek

>>29433011

Radical.

>>29432985
Leave that to California.

>>29432985

we already tried that

>>29433031
I voted Trump because I am a cuck

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I have stolen this pony.

>>29433043
>starts siezing up on the bad E she took
>dies of dehydration in your backseat
Haha, ok

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Could someone draw at least one NSFW pic of this sexy colt?

>>29433056
That is clearly a filly.

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Will she ever fly?

>>29433043
I think you broke her.

TELL ME ABOUT ANON

WHY DOES HE POST THE FILLIES

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>>29433106
They are cute.

>>29433106

anon conspires to join their ranks

>>29432766
Do you know how fucking tempting that is?
I own a propane torch, which is about 500,000 BTU/hr of FUCK YOU SNOW!

>>29433128
dont YOU want to join the fillies?

>>29433128
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PONE

>>29433106
I want to talk about dragons.

>>29433115
If I wash that dirt off will she die?

You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.

>>29433136

stallion4life

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>>29433106
It's a mystery.

>>29433141
She would probably like that.

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>>29433106
why are or aren't you?

>>29433171
shes a big filly

>>29433171
I want to touch her mane so badly.

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>>29432541

>>29432624
I'd middle ground her, if you know what I mean.

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>>29433251

>>29433251
>>29433262
My fucking dick.

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>>29433270

>>29433276
ew shes all naked n shit

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>>29433280

she looks pretty swell that way

Pinkie Pie is the key to all this

>>29433293
Let's put a collar on her.

>>29433293
Yeah you would think that you perv. I bet you want to see her slowly take off some panties even though theres nothing there.

>>29433300
>Update
FS is actually deathly afraid of horse parts that arent hanging off of stallions

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>>29433293
Maud should never be naked.
She has too much respect for her supple Earth pony body to parade around naked like some swirly maned slut.

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>>29433299

>>29433299

then she would look even better

betterer

why do collars look so good on pones

is nobby dead

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>>29433300

pony liberation is never perverted

at least that is what I tell myself

>>29433326

a worthy cosmic mystery beyond the understanding of mortals

>>29433328
No he is just sleeping.

>>29433328
No he's just a furry.

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STOP IT

>>29433310
Are earth ponies capable of removing collars with their hoofs?

>>29433347

thats even worse

>>29433354
Can we talk about how pretty Bonbon is for a second?
Because she is super pretty.

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>>29433354

butt why

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Can fillies wear collars?

>>29433354
Im going to look at your butt and you cant stop me

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>>29433366

it is physically possible but they should really wait until they are mares

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>>29433356
I don't think so

>>29433356

no

definitely no

collars are ugly
worn by ugly ponies

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>>29433392

stop being wrong anonymous

put the exploding collar on pony

I will use a filly as a collar and you can't stop me.

>>29433409
Elijah pls go

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Pony Ornstein or Pony Smough?

>>29433385
that stallion probably stinks really bad

>>29433409

wrong general anon

>>29433418
THICC

>>29433422
Is there actually a general for that sorta thing?

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>>29433361

>>29433433

exploding pony collars are a fallout equestra thing

>>29433442
>actually knowing that
FS pls

>>29433434
Pretty pony. I'm going to ask her out for dinner.

>>29433452
You can bring a pony to a bowl of eggs, but you can't make her eat it

>>29433442
We...well, I don't use bomb collars

>>29433457
But I was going to make omelettes

>>29433442
>exploding pony collars are a fallout equestra thing
Just like they were in nv?

What does Rarity look like without eyeshadow or mascara?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAPPLELOOSA

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>>29433475
Like this but without it

>>29433478
PINEAPPLE GET OUT

>>29433478

Did he break his spine?

pony got breast enhancements

>>29433556
and now she can barely walk?

pony got snootle enhancement

>>29433556
would that even exist in equestria?

>>29433579
Excuse me for ripping off a GG joke

But damn, he got to spend the night with the 6 AS A PUNISHMENT.

I'D PAY THOUSANDS FOR THAT.

>>29433579
plop

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READ A BOOK

>>29433656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bU9BepgfzY

>>29433656
O-OKAY

>>29433656
I'm already reading the internet

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>>29433716
That doesn't count. Print it out and then we can talk.

Applejack's reaction when she finds out her parents were dead all along.

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>>29433725
>print out the internet

Where's the fucking movie trailer.

>>29433725
Twilight do you
Do you print out the internet

>>29433725
do ebooks count?

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>>29433754
Ctrl+P for DAYS

>>29433716
NOT A SPORTS PAGE
NOT AN INTERNET
BUT A BOOK NIGGA

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>>29433773

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bird photo

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>>29433817

>>29433817
>password is not "bird photo"

Arise.

One in six fillies is cuddled against their will.

equestrian family services
ponyville orphanage address
foal adoption
foal adoption requirements
how to get stuff removed from equestrian background chack

[Tooting intensifies]

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>>29434042

>>29433969
I'll make that one out of two by the end of the week

>>29433817
I don't get it.

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Headgear pony a cute.

Filly leveled her charisma to max.

>>29434139
Yeah but then you'd have Snails as your brother-in-law.

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Pony says she found your theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDwVHKWef2I

pounding pinkie pie's plump pink pony pussy

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>>29434235

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>>29434235

>>29434177
Pony needs to realize these passive-aggressive comments won't go unnoticed.

>>29434282
She replied by sending you this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YVXAFSPxE

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>>29434235
Hmmm, after Weird Al and all those yak bros, wouldn't it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

>>29434292
Vaginas don't work like that. The only times Vaginas end up staying "permanently" loose is through multiple child birth and age itself. just having sex in and of itself doesn't result in a loose vagina.

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>>29434314
Huh, I feel weird knowing that now because I'll never have sex

Thanks though, Anon

>>29434314
>multiple child birth
unf

Don't touch my waifu.

I touched like 3 waifus

I made up my own OC mare to be my waifu so no one else can have her.

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>>29434380
What if she was the one to initiate the touching?

>>29434399
DAAPI

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>>29434399
I love that japanese horse so much

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Games Ponies Play is 4 years old today

>>29434406
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT

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>>29434408
It's insane how long this show has lasted. It predated many other beloved cartoons and has managed to outlast many. I wonder how many more it will outlast. I wonder how much longer after that until MLPG finally dies

>>29434411
You have no choice.
Yourself.
YOU ARE THE JAPANESE HORSE

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>>29434435

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How big are pony dicks?

Do you think fillies do filly things often?

>>29434449
They are massive dicks.

>>29434449
A cubit.

>>29434449
About 4, maybe 5.

What the fuck kind of talent does a pillow represent

>>29434516
Silent assassin.

>>29434516
Grandparent removal.

>>29434516
>pomf =3

>>29434516
She's incredibly comfortable to sleep on.

>>29434516
Would a Noi daki be a pillow inception?

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What about EXPLOSION pony?

What about

BATTLECORNS

>>29434590
does that pony know a spell to like cook food or something

Do ponies know about shrinkage?

>>29434638
Well, Twilight turned her friends into breezies

>>29434638
That is a vague question.

>>29434700
Those who are in the know will get it.

How big a bribe would it take to get Twilight to write my papers for me.

>>29434638
Pony was in the pool, dammit.

>>29434705
She doesn't seem too thrilled there.

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> -and finally, for not having any friends, I sentence Anonymous to friendship rehabilitation!

>>29434730
There it is.

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>>29434727