RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

are there any stories of Anon becoming the patriarch of a huge herd with tons of foals? i got a hankerin for DadAnon

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>>29408425
>In bed, Celestia accidentally zaps Anon one day out of pure reaction.
>She feels terrible that she just killed her lover and the only human.
>He gets back up, dazed and a bit singed, but not dead.
>Turns out, while he has no outright immunity, he does have a heavy resistance to magic for some strange reason.
>Celestia can actually fight back in bed now, and doesn't have a overwhelming chance to win.
>He could ACTUALLY eat her even if she gave it her all.
>UNF
>The guards don't even bother to investigate the sounds of struggle anymore.

>>29408560
>Stallionists all over are pissed when pictures of Anon in the news all depict him smiling with Celestia while he has a light coating of bruises and burns.
>He MUST be getting abused. And by the PRINCESS no less. How shameful!
>They HAVE to get to the bottom of this travesty!

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>>29408464
So I actually read this instead of getting cross-eyed at the lack of target; I guess it must be copy-pasta?

Searching on desuarchive doesn't return anything.

>>29408506
>And this is why you never get off the coat "supplements" in a gym.

It took me a minute to get that pun and realize you weren't having a stroke or something.
I laughed.

Watch now, gentlemen and ladies, as I summon a vile beast with a magic phrase!

Discord chat isn't bad.

>>29408560
>>He gets back up, dazed and a bit singed, but not dead.

>Oh Faust.
>You've done it now, Celestia.
>You've killed your lover.
>You can no longer call yourself "The Bestia"
>You-"
>"Urgh.... Fuck ME, that stings like a-hng..."
>Your heart skips a beat as Anon slowly pulls himself off of the ground and back onto the bed.
>The area on his chest where you zapped him looks kinda singed and a bit pink (you make a note to send Anon to the doctor in a few minutes), but he's otherwise...
>...well...
>Alive.
>This is good, because that thing you zapped him with most usually ends with whatever you zapped being dead.
>Something something RGRE

>>29408666
The devil supports the chat, therefore its bad, not that it wasn't obvious, but whatever.

>>29408560
>>He could ACTUALLY eat her even if she gave it her all
> Tia cums as soon as this realization hits her.
> Confides this fact to Luna
> Lune and anon are Bros
> Luna tells anon and he comes up with a scenario where she would believe he was really gonna off her
> Luna gives him a little extra resistance just in case
> As anon finishes his performance and bites down on her neck, Tia realises this is the ened
> prey species brain means her flight response overrides all feelings we would expect like great sadness at leaving her ponies
> all she car feel as the teeth bear down on her jugular is the greatest maregasm any pone has ever had
> a full minute later she returns to her senses and realizes that while the incisors remain clamped on her throat, the only thing that has been pent rated is her flooding pone pussy
> proceeds to maregasm again, straight into unconsciousness
Or bad end:
> just before that first peak hits she feels him prodding her lips
> quickly realizes this was just a sex Game
> looses her high and is never able to cum again since she realizes anon would never kill her

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>>29408689
Or worse end:
>Celestia instinctively bucks the predator that her brain perceives to be trying to end her life
>Anon's rib cage is crushed
>He dies seconds later

>>29408666
>Discord chat isn't bad
>666
Well it wasn't until you marked it!!

>>29408696
Happy cuck end
> anon doesn't mind giving his life as long as his waifu got a good orgasm out of it

>>29408623
>More photos come out of Anon standing over Celestia, naked, one foot on her neck, beating his chest with one hand and beating his dick with the other
>Stallionists aren't sure what to think, so they all go home and bake cookies instead

>>29408705
Naw, man, you can trust the devil.

>>29408722
>a photo comes out of Anon choking the shit out Celestia while inside her
>Her eyes are rolled back in her head, with the biggest smile anyone's ever seen
>Her squirting is easily visible
>Stallions everywhere now have to learn how to perform the new fetish their mares all have
>and how to choke out their partner with hooves

>>29408720
Wrong thread dumbass.

>>29408560
>>29408675
>>29408689
>>29408696
>>29408722
>>29408763


Not RGRE enough. Pls put in another thread

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>>29408808
Can we not kick off this thread with an argument about whether something is RGRE enough?

>>29408823
>Not bitching over trivial, inconsequential matters
Just what thread do you think you're in?

Please, Anons, let's move on.

SO
Anon wants to buy magical power tools because he likes doing home repairs and also building shit like fences. Thing is, the mare at the Horse Depot won't sell him anything sharp without a mare accompanying him. What he do?

>Well Anon, you finally did it.
>You're getting married to your wifu.
>There is just one small problem about being the male equivalent to a bride in horse world.
>They have some of the weirdest marriage proposals and ceremonies.

I'd like to see more fun ideas like this. Maybe Anon being forced to do weird horse traditions or his wifu pony performing something odd at the wedding that is totally normal to them.

>Rainbow performs the dance of love for Anon but messes it up and freaks out.
>It was step, turn, heel, turn, wings, step, step.
>Not step, turn, heel, turn, up, down, left, right, A, B, Start!
>"Anon must hate me! I got so nervous that I did the dance of divorce!"
>Anon just saw a dancing horse and just claps, thinking Rainbow was just doing a trick.

Just got an idea, or at least a setting that could be fun to play with.

Celestia constantly sexually harasses people around her, and having a direct line to twilight, she gets the brunt of it. Along comes anon, who can give as good as he gets, but celestia has no idea who it is, as he signs all the letters anonymous (Take it as anon fell through in ponyville and twilight wanted to show celestia she is capable of handling matters on her own.) and never told her about him, or that it was even a him.

Let this escalate
Tell it from celestias pov
Have her take a minor vacation to ponyville to find out who is responding to her in every way she likes
Have it all anon with spike running up to him with scrolls, sealed documents, and what not.

There is some comedy to be had there.
Entirely based on https://derpibooru.org/1351494
but instead of sad, funny lewd

>>29408868
There isn't enough sad in this thread honestly, too much of it is Twilight Funny/Lewd

not that I'm complaining, I do love me a good Twilight Funny/Lewd

>>29408848
how about different races having different customs about getting married? Like earth ponies have competitions of strength for the right to claim a husband like the scots, complete with caber tossing. Pegasi have to fight in mock battles until very the last mare standing gets to claim her husbando. The unicorns have a spelling bee or something i dunno

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>>29408895
>The unicorns have a spelling bee or something i dunno

>>29408895
>Courting rituals include mating plumage stuck to anal plugs

>>29408892
Because when we go sad, its to easy to take that to edge, and when its not edge, it can get a bit to real for mosts likings.

funny lewd is about as good as these threads can do without going self insert, getting to real, or going off the deep end, and the worst that happens is someone starts a fetish shit fling war till the writer fucks off.

>>29408918
Edgy is complete shit, but hitting close to home is what really makes stories memorable and that's what we need a bit more of

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>>29408808
oops, i should have included the line
>something something RGRE
you do realize you have no power here, right?

>>29408847
>Anon opens his mouth and points to his teeth
"So what, are you saying I can't have these either, without a mare around?"
>"Hey, Hammer Pull?" she shouts
>...
>"Hammer Pull!"
>"What?" a mare shouts
>"Get the pliers!"

>>29408955
>"Here you go. These'll be 7 bits. For two additional bits, we can include our plier maintenance kit."

>>29408911
Maybe a literal spelling bee? Like they have to complete specific magical tasks or they'll be eliminated. Some unicorn mares train for months before engaging in such activities

>>29408534
The fuck is 'Salsa Cream'?

>>29408847
wait a day or two, break into the store, get the things you want, leave necessary payment in the counter, with a list of the things you took, hide the stuff somewhere, wait for the scandal/investigation to be over, go get the stuff, oh look, now you have the things you wanted, where did he got them?, he found them somewhere

>>29408823
You sure can, and you can do it by not responding to the 'not rgre' shitposter.

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>"The salesmare at the store said that this sweater was guaranteed to 'kill my virginity' by the end of the week, but no stallions have really wanted to talk to me like always..."
>"Guess I got conned again."

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>Initially, Anon is overjoyed with how easy it is to get female attention in RGRE.
>But after another date soured by the sheer over-eagerness of the mare he was seeing, he starts to miss having to put work into a relationship.
>While not a fan of some of the (frankly absurd) things he had to do to keep a GF on earth, Its just no fun if he does nothing and earns everything.
>Then, he meets a surly and easily flustered mare who catches his interest.
>Mainly because she DIDN'T seem interested in him.
>She was a challenge in this world of easy pickings.
>He HAD to have her and only her, much to the dismay of his other suitors.

>Halfway across town, a certain blue unicorn shivers in dread and... excitement?

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>>29409065

>>29409065
FUCK THAT CUTE NERDPONE OF THE MOON WHERE SHE STANDS! TAKE HER AS YOUR MARE AND BRING HER HOME!

>>29409080
see
>>29409083

>>29409065
cute nerdy bipedal mares are my fetish

>>29409080
>another date soured by the sheer over-eagerness of the mare he was seeing
ya wot

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>>29409090
>>29409084
>>29409083
"You're coming with me you little horse."
>"Uh? What? WHA-WAIT PUT ME DOWN! >"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!"
>"T-THIS IS TOO FAST! I NEED AN ADULT!"

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>>29409124
I want to carry Rarity away and have my way with her as she screams about how unladylike it is.

>>29409124
"I am an adult"
(whips out dick and holds her u[side down pressed against it)

>>29409137
upside*

>>29409215
>>Ponies think Anon might be getting homesick
>>They start wearing clothes and walking around on their hindlegs whenever he's around
>>Anon is confuse but is starting to like things this way
>>Bonus: Celestia now towers over Anon being a whole head taller when standing on her hind hooves

what would be the male equivalent of a siren or femme fatale? a male version of our beautiful-but-dangerous or deadly woman?

>>29409240
Male fatale?

>>29409240
incubus

>>29408868
>Molestia ecks dee
Fuck off back to 2015 you mongrel

>>29409240
Ladykiller
Rogue
The literal counterpart to a femme fatale is a homme fatale.

>>29409279
What's wrong with a little Molestia?
Molestia est bonum.

>>29409309
Because it's fandom trash.

>>29409363
What is fandom trash?

>>29409363
>>29409309
I kinda have to agree. That ship has already sailed anon. Time to move on to different things

how about this
>Anon breaks his leg and has to take it easy for a few months
>His mare friends take this opportunity to dote on him and treat him like a stallion
>He can't stand it
>One day, he grabs his crutches and hops out in the dead of night to find some real friends instead

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>>29409377
>>His mare friends take this opportunity to dote on him
>>hops out in the dead of night to find some real friends

>>29409377
What kind of neckbeard faggot doesn't enjoy being taken care of by beautiful mares? Hell if I was sick I probably wouldn't even bother moving until I felt better.

>>29409395
It's RGRrrrrrrrr anon, they probably give him that "that's why stallions should stay inside ect ect you're a object fag suck my clit"

>>29409395
Am sick, Fever
Can verify.
Head feels like shit.
Just want someone to make me some soup
>tfw moved out.
>tfy mother not here to dote on me
>tfw no qt3.141592653 mare gf to dote on me.
I just want some chicken soup.

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>>29409377
>His mare friends take this opportunity to dote on him and treat him like a stallion
>One day, he grabs his crutches and hops out in the dead of night to find some real friends instead

>>29409444
Checked.

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>>29409420
sorry to hear that anon. Hope you feel better soon. In the meantime, take this cute fluttershy with you when you go

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>>29409512
I bet Fluttershy would happily make you some chicken soup.

And then afterwards pet your head until you fall asleep.

>>29409530
I sincerely want Flutters to mother me I don't give a fuck

>>29409512
>>29409530
Thanks Anons.
I want that, I really do.
Fuck all the naysayers, Fluttershy is the best wife material.

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>>29409539
Given the chance she totally would too.

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>>29409541
Best waifu.

>>29409395
>>29409406
>>29409420
>>29409444
There are things that if somebody asks you permission to do them for/to you, and you agree, are wonderful; and yet those same things, somebody does them without asking (or having a good reason to know what to expect), and especially if they keep doing them after you say to stop, are terrible and at least irritating.

Some people want to be alone when they feel bad. It's okay to be like that. It's okay to not be like that. They're both okay.

The non-okay thing is if somebody wants to be alone because that's how they are when they're sick, and then people bother them anyway. It's rude, it's unpleasant.

There was literally an episode where this was almost the exact moral.

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>>29409588
Okay

>>29409588
This is true, but there's no mention of Anon actually SAYING something about wanting to be left alone. Does he expect his caretakers to be able to read his mind about what he wants?

>>29409541
>"Aww, my poor baby has woken up from his nap all sweaty... That nasty fever is really playing havoc with you..."
>"Come on, mommy's got a bubbly sponge bath just waiting for you."

>>29409614
NO! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT

>>29409611
hes adapting well to being the woman

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>>29409614
That's less waifu and more mom complex.

>>29409668
>"All I want in a stallion is somepony to hold me, to ask me about my day, to help out with the animals, and to always be there when I need them..."
>"But everypony I find wants me to be their momma."
>"I-I can't stand it! It makes the s-sex so awkward! Especially when they take it too far and call me mom when they're, um, in me..."
>"If that's not too crass, I mean..."

>>29409745
>sluttershy
reeeeee

>>29409745
Psssht
Like she doesn't secretly get off on it

>>29409792
I'm okay with girls calling me daddy in the middle of sex.
Happened a few times too.

>>29409080
>Anon is a himbo who's only into bad girls

I remember an Equestria Girls RGRE story, where Anon was at a sleepover with some guys and ends up panty raiding Principal Celestia's bathroom while she's there.

But I haven't been able to find it.

I'm not a robot

here i sit on a saturday night writing wish-fulfillment green about getting together with my favorite pony.
what am i doing with my life?

>>29409279
I've liked molestia since 2011, I still can't get enough of it but different strokes for different folks I guess.

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>>29409878
LaP A Dazzling Pack
http://pastebin.com/kB5j6gDq

Fuck it, fever got me writing and just fuck it.
--
>Celestia starving for the touch of a stallion.
>"I'll just touch that aide's flank. Just a little, he wouldn't notice. Besides, he can't do magic. Nobody's going to know."
>And then it begins escalating.
>The aide feels someone touching his ass but every time he looks backwards, he sees nobody.
>Soon the ass-feels move to his balls getting a sensual massage every time he attends court.
>His employer tells him that the royal accountants are low on man(Pony?)power and need a couple of extra hooves.

>You are anon.
>Twilight has asked you to help out at the royal accountant's office.
>Seems they need a hand with the recent shortage in workers with most of them taking sick leaves.
>No matter.
>It's work.
>That, and twilight promised you a bonus if you helped out.
>Taking a pitcher, you walk into the office with large strides, and see ten or so mares running about, carrying large stacks of paper in their forehooves.
>Why a pitcher?
>Because you may need it, and it was highlighted.
>You head to the mare that looks the most stressed.
"Hi, I'm Anonymous. I'm here to help."
>The mare looks up.
>"Alright, who let the stallion in here?"
"No, no wait. Twilight sent me here to help out."
>"Well, that's really sweet and all, but we're doing fine. Tell the 'Princess' I said thanks."
>All of a sudden, a plot hook and an explosion simultaneously occur.
>>"Somebody get some water! It's on fire!"
>>"How the buck did it catch fire!?"
>>"I don't know!? Where's that water?"
>Walking to the fire, you unload the pitcher you were carrying onto the fire and promptly put it out.
>See, the pitcher was useful.
>"I guess you are good for something. Somebody get the colt a job. Tally up, clear up the burnt papers, and I hope you idiots triplicated that."

>>29409997
>A small mare escorts you to a table.
>It has large stacks of papers.
>"All you have to do is sort these into Cake and non-cake expenditure."
"What's cake expenditure?"
>She chuckles
>"You'll know when you start" she says and jogs away to her desk.
>"Taking up a piece of paper, you read through it.
>[Cake ingredients]
>So this is cake expenditures?
>Taking up the next one, you read it.
>[Royal Gala budget allocation]
>It has a note on the edge.
>[Tell Luna she is not allowed to touch my cake funds!]
>And beneath that.
>[Ignore my sister, the gala must proceed as planned.]
>[You are NOT touching my cake funds Luna.]
>[Proceed as planned, sacrifices must be made for us to see success.]
>The rest is scratched out but you can make out some writings.
>[I HA-E -IGHTS LU-]
>[YOU CANT DO T-IS TO M-]
>[LUNA! I SWEAR -'LL SE-D -OU TO THE M-ON IF YOU D-N'T STOP RIGHT NOW!]
>Checking the reciept, you see a significant amount of bits added to the tally.
>Non cake then.
>Taking the next piec-
>What the hell was that?
>You scoot down and check your lower regions.
>For a second you felt like something was breathing on your dick.
>"Anonymous! Stop looking at your crotch and get back to work!"
>Jolting, you sit back upright and get working on the papers
>Cake
>It's not like this is the first time.
>This has happened ever since you started working in the castle.
>Cake
>But it was always a pinching felling on your ass.
>Sometimes vigorous rubbing.
>Cake.
>Is it asscancer?
>You hope it's not asscancer.
>Suddenly, you feel the sensation of warm, moist air spread across your balls.
>Fuck, has the asscancer spread to your balls?
>Peeking down, you see your willy still in your pants.
>"Anonymous! Are you here to work? Because if you are, I suggest you get started."
"Yes Ma'am!" you shout in reply and reach for the next piece of paper.
>The moment you get started, you feel the same sensation again.
>It's not real.
>Anon Jr is still here, everything is fine.

>>29410005
>He's right between your legs.
>You shake the piece of paper and get to reading it, and feel something warm and wet drag across your sack.
>You jump out of your chair in fright and check the inside of your pants, only to see Jr standing at attention looking right up at you.
>Nothing's out of place.
>What the fuck?
>"ANONYMOUS! Get to work or get out! This is your last warning!"
>Shit.
>You get seated once more and pick up the reciept you were reading.
>A few minutes later, the feeling is there again.
>You feel the gentle caress of a warm breath again, but this time, on Jr.
>This continues for a few more minutes but you ignore it.
>Then you feel the licks.
>They start out tentative, taking a few licks here and there, before running up and down the length of your dick, covering it liberally with a slippery liquid.
>You continue with your work anyway, using your fingers to trace the lines you were reading to stay on track.
>Then the licking stops, leaving your dick feeling exposed, until a gentle kiss is placed on the head.
>You feel the tongue(?) slither out again, circling the crown and lapping up anything that leaks out.
>Then a quarter of your length is engulfed in the mouth(?), and begins bobbing up and down.
>You grab the edge of the table to steady yourself but keep sorting.
>You're not going to lose to asscancer damn it!

>>29410012
>The dextrous tongue curves itself around your member, caressing it gently while keeping it aligned with the mouth before the mouth goes deeper, taking two thirds of your penis without losing rythm.
>Your knuckles turn white as you grip down hard on the edges of the table.
>Sweat is beginning to drip down your chin as you pretend to read the reciepts, tossing them to one of the two piles when you 'finish' reading them.
>All this while your tip is teased by the entrance of the throat.
>Every time you almost reach, the mouth draws itself backwards, denying you while it teases your shaft with it's tongue, licking all over it and teasing the head.
>Both your hands are gripping the edges of the table now, knuckles white.
>"Anonymous? What in Celestia's name-!" the head accountant asks you.
"I READ LIKE THIS! I"M-"
>Just as you were about to finish that sentence, the mouth plunges down, and you hilt.
>The soft ridges of the throat caress your tip as it ripples almost as if it were swallowing, preparing to drink your seed.
>This sends you over the edge, and you shoot everything you have into the warm orfice.
"Okiee~" you let out, with a sound not unlike a deflating baloon and slump onto the desk.
>The Accountant looks at you concerned, for better or worse.
"Okie dokie." you say, looking at her and putting a thumb up.
>Why does asscancer feel so good?

>>29409912
The best things?

>>29409611
Yeah, and that's fair, that's a great complaint. 100% behind you there. But him not saying something (or rather, the author not explicitly saying he said it) wasn't what the others were focusing on.

>>29410015
Just, stay in bed if you're sick and don't try to write green.

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Plot twist: Reversed gender roles are also backwards gender roles. We're back to Equestria 1632, and as soon as the mares find out you can't produce viable foals, they'll stop fawning and start killing.

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>>29408551
None.

>>29410437
The actual fuck is this heresy?

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Is this true?
Is AiE really that bad?
Why is AiE so masochistic?

>>29408892
If I wanted to be sad I'd go live in the real world where I'm a fucking loser. I'll stick to my escapism, thanks.

>>29410012
>You're not going to lose to asscancer damn it
No, but I've lost my sides.

>>29410505
Because AiE is very oppressive as to what you can do. Here your free as long as its RGRE and there are no shitty fetishes.

>>29409377
>Anon breaks a leg.
>sad ponies decide to put him down
>something something RGRE

>>29409420
>chicken soup
>not the clearly superior tomato soup
that's probably why you're sick, you're eating shitty soup

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Where da sea ponies?

>>29408979
>Literal spelling bee
not who can first uplift a bee and make it able to spell

>>29410005
>>29410012
>>29410015
Well shit, now I have a new fetish.

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>>29410735
>>29409080

>"REEEEE why do they always go for the assholes and bad mares?!"
>"Why are good mares like me alone..?"

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>>29409065
>>29409124
We need more accidentally attractive Moonancer.

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Realistically, how much of a slut do you think the average Anon would be in RGRE?

>>29410789
If they cared about their reputation? Not at all. Word will get around REAL fast if there was an alien slut in town.

If they don't are? Then he's the town saddle. Everyone has had him on their back at some point.

>>29410816
even the stallions.
willing or not

>>29410843
I think that was supposed to be "care"

>>29410774
She's going to be Momdancer after Anon's work is done.

>>29410854
Fuck the 'o' out of her name, onto her face.

>>29409668
It's okay; Fluttershy's got a secret incest fetish.

>>29409997
>>The mare looks up.
>>"Alright, who let the stallion in here?"
>"No, no wait. Twilight sent me here to help out."
>>"Well, that's really sweet and all, but we're doing fine. Tell the 'Princess' I said thanks."

>"I guess you are good for something. Somebody get the colt a job. Tally up, clear up the burnt papers, and I hope you idiots triplicated that."

Is this the pony version of Jay Jonah Jameson?

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>>29410015
From now on, Anon, write exclusively when you have a fever.

>>29410401
Truefact: All those Pinkie clones were barren.

>>29411104
Noep.

>>29410469
What? YOUR family doesn't walk around bottomless all day?

>>29410560
....did you not see how half the threads end with impotent screeching because some faggot with a chip on his shoulder can't stop ruining things for everyone because he can't find the "hide" button?

>>29410613
Careful Anon, I'm sure that's someone's fetish, and I don't want the remaining 380 posts to be 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

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>>29410469
I don't understand.

>>29411137
>bitching about bitching before the alleged bitching even occurs
You are the problem now, Anon. Stop it.

>>29410401
Killing what?

>>29411195
Don't talk to it, it's bait.

>you are the problem now
Yeah, I guess. Sorry Anon, I let it get to me.

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>>29410770
I can't help it.

>>29410770
If you have to say you're a good mare, the chance is that you're probably not.

>>29411332
>The "why do colts go for all the assholes" mare is bitter, anti-social, snarky, and had questionable personal hygiene
>Like Floor Bored only with pre-friendship Moondancer's personality

>The foot balls in Equestria
>Anon is the only one with feet, so he's the only one who can play
>Anon is the only player on either team
>Anon wins every game by default
>something something "no stallions in football"
>something something RGRE

>Superbowl
>Superb owl
>Rarest and best owl of them all
>Owl acts as a magical focus and amplifies spells if a unicorn can manage to stick her horn up the owl's butt

also

>Horn warmers
>All the rage in Canterlot
>A pony down on their luck can earn a pretty penny being a horn warmer
>It works exactly the way you're imagining it.

Something something RGRE

>Zecora advertises magical potions and powders that can make a mare's horn grow by several inches
>"Make your husband TREMBLE at your spell work."

>>29411551
>stick her horn up the owl's butt
*cloaca

>>29411597
No, that's what makes the Superb Owl so great. It has a mammal butt and a 12 inch dick.

>>29411602
Nice.
What kind of dick?

>>29411609
Human. It's part of why Anon is subject of so much scrutiny in Equestria.

james

>>29410735
>"I'm not Tresemme anymore, Anon... I'm the Mane-iac. A monster. Please, just go... Just forget about me..."
"Never. No matter how you look, or what you've done, you're still the mare I love, and I swear, I will never leave you."
harley quinnonymous when

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>>29411596

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Im dumping in a few minutes, hold tight my bros

>>29411791
>"Well hey deyah, mistah A!"

>>29411804
>The morning sun has risen.
>The farm is well behind you now, and you're at the outskirts of the Crystal mountains
>You had to hide in the bushes more than once to avoid the Vox and Royal search parties, but usually they would encounter eachother and skirmish, giving you time to slip away

>>29411815
^ was an absolute fail of a copy paste, sorry

>You really couldn't understand why they wouldn't just leave you alone
>The Vox after you is bad enough, but now that Celestia wants to put you back where you were means you can't hold out in any town
>You can hear shouts behind you, and you speed up a bit
>You were almost to the mountains now
>The last thing you wanted was to get caught as you were about to reach the closest thing to salvation
>There's a general path up into the mountains, and you follow it as closely as you can
>It was already getting cold down by the bottom, so getting lost at the freezing top probably wouldn't be a good idea
>The morning sun shines in between the mountains ahead of you
>It's a beautiful sight, but you have no time to admire it
>The voices behind you are getting closer
>You look around, but there's nowhere to hide this time
>"There he is! Anon! Wait!"
>Shit, the royal mare search party behind you has spotted you
>They're still far behind, but you know they're capable of catching up to you eventually
>You make a mad dash towards the mountains, hoping you can reach there and find some cover before they catch up
>"Anon, by order of Celestia, I command you to stop!"
>Yeah, right.
>The path is winding up into the mountains now, and the mountains have broken the line of sight between you and the party
>"I can't see him anymore!"
>The trail keeps winding, in between mountains and along ridges
>There's a panicked scream behind you, which probably means that one of the guards had fallen off the path
>Hopefully that distracted them
>Your heart was beating like there was no tomorrow from all this stress and uphill running, but you press on
>What other choice do you have?
>The voices and shouts behind you gradually fade, until you can hear one last "Damnit! We've lost him!"
>Phew
>You have to bend over and catch your breath for a little while after that one
>That was too close for comfort

>>29410735
I want to hug Mane-iac while she cocoons us both in her mane and spend whole night cuddling together like this.

>>29411824
>With that dilemma resolved, you continue walking along the trail
>You're a fair way up the mountains now, and theres snow around you
>You stop to eat some berries on a bush along the path, after checking if they're edible using what Maria taught you
>They taste kinda minty, but food is food, and you didn't want to waste your provisions
>You know not to eat the snow, so you'll have to look for a water source later
>You trek on for most of the day uneventfully, until the afternoon, when you encounter an easy-to-miss side path off towards a lightly wooded area high in between mountains
>You feel confident that you won't get lost, and decide to see where the path ends
>You walk through the short evergreen trees, and eventually reach a clearing surrounded on one side by trees and on the other by mountain
>You appear to be in a small forest hidden in the mountains
>There's a cave boring into the mountainside on your right, and you can hear the sound of running water nearby
>You're honestly exhausted after the days long hike, so you decide to enter the cave and rest a while
>This cave would probably be a good place to set up camp for a while
>The cave definitely feels a bit warmer than outside does
>There's a small pile of bones in one corner, and..
>There's a bear skeleton in one corner!
>And next to it.. a note?
>You pick it up and start to read it
>"Dear Harry,
>It's me, your old uncle Crystal Larry! Remember me, up in the Crystal Mountains? How goes things in Ponyville, Harry? You make any friends? Me, I haven't been feelin' too good lately. Chest pains and all, I guess that's just a side effect of getting old. I have a feeling I'll be joining your parents soon, wherever they are, so I'm writing this to tell you that when that time comes,I'm leaving my cave to you, since I never had children.
>I hope this letter manages to get you, but if it doesn't I doubt you'll care. Everybody seems to have forgotten about old me..
>With crystal love, Crystal Larry."

>>29411731
jimmy jo jams

>>29411838
>Damn, poor guy...
>You look back over to his remains
>He appears to have gone peacefully, his bones resting in a sleeping position
>There must have been nobody in this cave for years
>Wait a second, did you just read a note written by a bear?
>Oh, right, the animals in this world were smart
>The fact that this note was written by a bear doesn't make it any less sad, however
>His cave has been left forgotten for who knows how long
>You make a silent vow to take good care of it while you're here
>Walking back outside, you head towards the sound of moving water now
>A fair walk from the cave and clearing, you find a small stream!
>After a quick asessment, you determine the water is definitely potable
>With the combination of the cave and stream, this is a perfect spot to hide out in

>>29411841
>Over the next few days, you prepare a proper grave for Crystal Larry
>Trying to dig a hole in the cold ground was like trying to get the mares of this world to leave you and your cock alone, but you eventually manage to get a hole large enough to lower Crystal Larry into
>You cover his bones back up with dirt, and use one of the many crystalline rocks that you found higher in the mountains as a headstone
>Dying alone and being forgotten was one of your greatest fears, so you felt pretty bad for Crystal Larry
>Everyone deserves to be remembered by at least one person.
>Satisified with your work, you leave his grave and start working on improving his cave
>You managed to jury-rig a hatchet out of one of the sharper crystalline rocks, a stick, and some of the leather straps from your backpack
>Using the hatchet, you have a decent supply of firewood set up inside Larry's cave
>You're beginning work on a sort of door/barricade for the mouth of the cave to prevent wind from blasting the inside with cold
>Things were starting to get pretty comfy
>You'd hauled some rocks into the cave to act as chairs and a table, and you'd managed to make a not-terribly-uncomfortable bed out of sticks and leaves
>Luckily, there's a good supply of berries in the surrounding woods, but you know you can't live off of berries forever
>Some of the crystals around seem to have properties resembling balck powder if you grind them down, so you could try and make a gun or some sort of explosive
>A bow is always an option too, but a gun would make things a whole lot easier
>You don't much like the idea of killing an intelligent animal for food, but you were no vegan, and out here it's survival of the fittest
>You saw some mountain goats while scavenging for flint to potentially make your firearm, but they didn't talk
>Other than the goats, you hadn't seen a soul since moving into Larry's cave, and while you liked it, you did wish you had someone to talk to

>>29411849
>It's been about 2 weeks now, and your cave-door-barricade is complete
>Not the most sophisticated of mechanisms, but it'll do
>You've put the gun on hold, and create a crude bow instead
>The crystalline rocks up here are quite sharp, so they make good arrows
>Your provisions are starting to dwindle, and you're sick of berries, so you decide it's time to go out and try taking on one of those goats
>With your bow and about 8 arrows, you head out in search of goats
>There's a group of them on the mountain trail, and one by himself a little father away
>Positioning yourself a fair distance from the lone goat, you draw your bowstring back
"Sorry, pal..."
>You release the bowstring, and the arrow flies towards the goat, burying itself in it's neck
>It goes down with a screech, and the other goats, realizing what just happened, scurry away
>Yes!
>You walk over to it, and it appears dead
>Slinging the goat over your shoulder, you begin to walk back towards camp
>"Hey, did you hear that?"
>Oh, shit
>There's mare voices coming from down the trail
>"Yeah, it just sounded like a goat."
>"You wanna go check it out?"
>You freeze for a second, uneasily waiting for a response
>"Nah. A goat definitely isn't him."
>Thank god.
>You rush back towards Larry's cave, careful not to make much noise
>These crazy mares were still hunting for you?
>You definitely have to be a little more careful in the future..

>>29411841
Shit...that went depressing as all hell real fucking fast

>>29411856
>It's been 3 weeks now
>Royal Guards are on the prowl everywhere for you
>You overheard in a conversation between two guards that the Vox Tauri are "taken care of," so you assume that they fell into disarray and were defeated without your leadership.
>Which means that the Royalty now has resources to spend on searching for you
>They knew you were in the mountains somewhere, as you weren't really careful about not leaving hints, but they can't pinpoint where
>It's got you on edge, being hunted like this
>You're starting to panic at every sound
>You don't want to attack the guards, because it'd likely be a deathwish, but eventually you might not have a choice
>They stick to the trails for the most part, and they haven't discovered the passage to Larry's cave yet
>You start paranoidly making weapons and means of self defense, but you're not sure you have the heart to use them against ponies
>You guess you'll just have to wait and see

>>29411866
6 weeks
>6 fucking weeks since you left the Crystal Empire, and they're still looking for you
>Admittedly, the number of ponies searching has gone down a fair amount, but you're still forced to be careful
>You've given up completely on the gun, and are trying to figure out other uses for all this black powder you have now
>You haven't really tested it that much, but you wonder if it can be used to start fires a little easier
>One day, while you're by the stream, you decide to test that
>You assemple a little pile of twigs and sticks, and pour the black powder on it
>You light a match from your provisions, drop it on top, and move back a little bit
>It works!
>The pile ignited almost isntantly into a bigger-than-usual flame, but something was wrong
>The flame was.. green?
>Oh no.
>The pile quickly explodes, knocking you back into the bushes and creating a noise much louder than you would have ever wanted to make
>You're glad you didn't put that into a gun, because chances are you'd be missing an arm right now
>There's a ringing in your ear, but when that goes away you can hear voices
>And they're close
>"Sweet Celestia, what was that?"
>"Fan out! Look for where the noise came from!"
>"Search the area!"
>Shit, shit, shit!
>You crawl further into the bushes, but you can't hide much more without making too much noise
>You can't see the mares, but you can hear them loud and clear
>"There's nothing here but a pile of ashes."
>"Look, damnit! We'll find him. We have to!"
>Was that..?
>You highness, I... I don't think he's here. I think it might be time to call off the search.. it's been six weeks, your highness.."
>Was that sobbing you heard?
>"Uhh... we'll give you a moment to yourself, your highness."
>You can hear footsteps leaving the stream
>"Ohh, I'll never find him! H-how could this happen to me? We w-were gonna have a.. a happy life, a-and grow old together, and.. ohhh, Anon!!"
>All you can hear now is unintelligible wailing and crying
>Flurry?

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>>29411870
Okay, I'm done for the day, here's the updated pastebin for people who'd like to read the whole story:

http://pastebin.com/cRBn1ihu

Gimme feedback please, seriously, it helps

>>29411870
Nah, fuck this crazy bitch and her parents. Shotgun wedding my ass.

>>29411882
I like it.
Good idea dropping the gun, it would be totally out of place.
You better somehow deliver Harry that letter!
It would be nice being able to contact or send message to Flurry without compromising out hideycave, just to reassure her, explain stuff, your feelings about the whole situation and why you are hiding from her and everyone else.
>green flame
imitation dragon fire? Could Anon somehow send messages with this?

>>29411928
>imitation dragon fire? Could Anon somehow send messages with this?

I like that idea, he could write a letter and blow it up to send it to wherever it goes like in FoE

>>29411943
>FoE
Fallout Equestria or Fall of Equestria?
I dont read neither, just curious.

>>29411128
You've never been to AiE have you? Here we have one or two idots. The whole thread there screeches when someone steps out of their hugbox.

>>29411978
Fallout. I'm a huge Fallout (especially the earlier games like 1 and 2) and Mad Max fan.

>>29412028
Seriously? AiE is that bad? Poor bastards.

>>29412030
I played first one, but never finished.
Seemed nice.
Funny enough, the thing that pushed me to playing it was a snipped I read of Fallout Equestria about a pone getting attacked by radscorpion. I had to see those things in game and I wasnt disappointed.

>>29412069
yeah, those radscorpions are real fuckers haha

>>29412028
What are the definitions of the hugbox?
Be a dick to anon whenever you have the opportunity?

From the other side, I never cared about or liked any of the Fallouts. Just never interested me in the slightest, and I felt like I was playing an infinite walking simulator.

I do however very much like and care about this flurry green.
You done good mudpone.

>>29412134
Hugbox refers to the "safespace" that some faggots have, which discerns what they like and what they don't like. As soon as someone posts something that is out of what their hugbox accepts, they start REEing.

>>29412151
The newer ones, especially 4, really felt like walking simulator unless you abused the garbage out of fast travel, which made it boring. Give fallout 2 a shot if you like classic turn-based games though, very different experience compared to the newer ones

>>29412183
The whole thread?
Are you being serious?
Please tell me you're not being serious.

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>>29411596
Swordfight!

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>>29411791
>>29411809
Hmmh.

>>29411856
If the animals are smart, does that mean Anon just murdered someone and cannibalized their remains?

>>29411838
>Uncle Larry
At first I chuckled and then I got sad

>>29411882
Damn this was good, first off Harry better get that message, my heart needs it
As for Flurry on one hand I feel bad for her, on the other hand I laugh at her misery because she shotgun weddinged Anon and I'm interested in where you'll take it
Overall it was a good update and I can't wait for more

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>>29412334
>>29412383
>>29411928
>>29411864

Don't worry, I'll make sure Harry get's his letter eventually

>>29412446
>get's

>>29411313
High Heel would be a perfect RGRE character. She's the mareliest of all mares.

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>>29412536
i can start using stuff like this and whomst if you want

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Damn it, I did it, and it took me awhile. I read every single rgre thread of 2017 year that I've missed due to important exams, followed by short sickness, birthday, more sickness and some helping by drawing pics for one cyoa which I'll continue to do in my free time. Every single one thread and post, to not miss anything and to not miss random requests (I'll do Bomb and Cripple, anon, wait for it) or good pic ideas or mentions of me.

To sum everything up: Flitter and Cloudchaser herd is a cute, happy Roseluck is a good Roseluck, I've never seen so much misreading and bullshit about stuff that happened in Xenophilia (which was fun to read, because I still remember most of the stuff from that story since helping with editing it translation translation turned out better than original, don't worry), I'm happy about more Bombshell in general (and Flurry's return too) and surprised that no one did stories about Octavia-Vinyl-Pinkie-Anon herd from thread's "go back to kitchen" best OP pic >>29383720. When I do next "anon and herd" set of pics, like with lyra-rara-rarara, I'll probably use that trio

Okay, sorry again, next time I'll post with new thread related pics. Just wanted to show that propeller didn't took me too. Also anon that asked for separately lined Rarity from lyrararararara thing, that's for ya. Polished by my good pal again

>>29412611
Heart eyes.

James.

>>29412635
Heart eyes, motherfucker.

>>29412694
Jimmy Jo Jams

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>>29412611
>heart eyes

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>>29412700
Were I an artist I'd draw a pony of Pencil's choice giving him the H eyes. Pony body language is very effective.

>>29412600
My mom is from the deep south and she uses the word y'all to mean a single person

>>29412777
I'm from the deep south and y'all momma sounds like a god damn retard.

>>29412773
F-Fuck. Perfect pone size.

>>29412777
This. "Y'all" existed before it turned into nigger runes.

>>29412183
i know what a hugbox is. what's outside theirs? do all the stories have to be the same, or do they disallow anything in their stories that already has it's own fetish thread?

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>>29412884
>F-Fuck. Perfect pone size.
das rite

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>>29412740
Heart eyes.
Heat eyes.
Heart eyes across the room.
Heart eyes sitting next you you.
Heart eyes in your bed.
Heart eyes soaked in your love.
Heart eyes loving and moving and oh god why wont she stop

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>>29412773
This thread needs more Spitfire.

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>>29412971
>Heat eyes.
Yes.

>>29411791
>>29411809
>>29412246

>not the other way around
>Not Anon calling Mane-iac "Miss M" when he's in his supervillain outfit?

>>29412971
Is that horsepocky? What a fucking weeb.

>>29413007
Maybe I'll do something Spitfire when I'm done with the Flurry green, I like writing stories about under-represented ponies

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>>29413007
Uhuh.

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>>29413132
ground the pegasus

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>>29413214
You have listened to Gatorbait's teachings.

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>>29413013
It's a biological, social imperative! Equestria NEEDS those foals. So you're going to put some in her, and you're going to keep putting them in her, even if you don't want to.

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>>29413214
>>29413250
>>29413300
we foal crazy again

What's RGRE's version of Hooters? Nutters?

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>>29413391
We could be, unless were interrupting something.

>>29413400
Stiffy's

>>29413456
kek

>>29413400
>>29413456
Woody's.

>>29413400
Danglers
Pokers
Orbs
Pairs

>>29409226
Celestia?
>"Yes, Anonymous?"
Can you not stand on your hind legs?
>"Wh-why ever not? I thought you liked it when us ponies stood up like this!"
I do, for regular ponies. When regular ponies do it, it brings them up to eye-level with me. With you though, you're nearly twice my height, and it's intimidating.
>"Oh... alright," Celestia says sadly as she lowers herself down to her normal stance.
You're already at eye-level with me this way, you don't have to change a thing.
>Celestia blushes intensely as she hears this
>Anon has no idea he just flirted with her.

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>>29413391
>again
Implying ther ever stop.

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>>29413605
Why would you want to ever stop?

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>>29412773
That's going to be hard. My waifu is not a pony and not mlp related. And all other pons are equally cute in my eyes, from canon show pons to totally random oc's

One more pic, finally finished Shukaku's MH story pic:
>"Practice. Thrust harder."
>Laughter suddenly erupts from behind you, and you turn to see Cherry and Stormy laughing their flanks off.
>"At least someone's teaching this colt to thrust," Stormy says, a wing clapping Cherry on the shoulder.

>>29413661
That's pretty good famalam.

>>29413661
Wow that's really good.

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>>29413661

nice

>>29413567
Standing up like that would provide easier access to her teats though

>>29413661
can't tell from the thumbnail. I'll let you know when it loads sometime next week

has purple nerdpone or glasses nerdpone ever written fanfiction about the strange, exotic stallion that just appeared in ponyville one day just like in her neighponese comics?

what would anon do if he found them?

>>29413400
Pringles

>>29413759
Probably will get a "MEGA SEED" pants and going to tease bookhorses by acting exactly like chars in their stories and making them drop spaghetti every time. And doing that only when no one will see them, so no one would believe nerdgirls. It may or may not end in recreation of 18+ scenes of nerdpons fanfics and still leaving mare(or mares) in doubt if any of that really happened

>>29413884
>"Willy monster" instead of "titty monster"

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>>29413300
>"Species barrier?"
>"Silly Anon, I just need a vial of changeling semen and a few spells. Doctors do it all the time for interspecies couples!"
The fuck do you need bug jizz for?
>"It's unique biology! The way a drone's seed works is that when it "fertilizes" an egg, it hijacks the egg's DNA and replaces it with that of a changeling's. That way, the victim always gives birth to a changeling."
That sounds fucking disgusting.
>"It's actually kind of hot..."
>"Oh! Sorry. Uhh, but what doctors would do, is that they use a series of spells meant to edit the genes in the uhh, sperm, matching it to the male's DNA while retaining the same properties, so that a male of species X can inseminate species Y with another member of species X."
First off, that sounds like retarded pseudoscience.
>"Magic."
Second, how the fu-
>"The resulting sperm is injected into the male's testicles with a big needle."
I don't want to do this anymore.
>"I also need a vial of your blood."
Twilight, no.
>"You don't get a choice, Anon. You're technically the last of your kind, you're young, virile, but more importantly I'm really horny and I really want foals."
>She straps on some saddlebags, one of them containing a needle that looks needlessly and painfully large, a few vials, a flask, and... a fleshlight?
>Twilight opens the door and you float into the air, unable to fight against your fate.
>Equestria isn't such a wonderful place after all.

>>29413989
>>"It's actually kind of hot..."
>Twilight chuckles nervously at Anon's incredulous look and discretely peeks at her back to make sure her insect wings haven't accidentally de-cloaked

>>29413989
congrats, after a few weeks of warming up to twilights character you dashed away any like i had of her because its so easy for her to end up doing stupid shit like this.

>>29413989

>"The resulting sperm is injected into the male's testicles with a big needle."
My balls retreated so hard into my body that they punched my stomach and made ma vomit a little bit.
They went so deep that I have no balls anymore.
Thanks Anon.

>>29413989
>a needle directly into the balls
Fuck that Twilight, just use your magic to thread it back inside. It's got to be less painful and dangerous than popping one of my boys.

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>>29413989
>a needle directly into your balls
Yeah, no thanks, Twi, uh, I'll pass

It's "shitposting with Twilight" time of a thread it seems.

>>29413989
>A week later, your soul has already abandoned your body and all you can feel is a dull pain underneath a comically criss-crossed pair of bandages on your balls.
>Twilight nuzzles them gently, excitedly cooing all about how you're going to empty their contents into her soon enough after they heal fully

>>29414132
I know that the concept of an anonymous image board is difficult to grasp, but please try harder.

>>29413989
>>29414036
>>29414037
>>29414100
>>29414132
>>29414179
The syringe is actually designed to go into the urethra. The "needle" is wide, with a plug-like tip, so that when it's inserted to its full depth and the plunger is pushed, the seed won't be able to come out around the needle. The pressure will force the alien seed to fill the prostate and seminal vesical before finally being forced down the vas deferens and into the testicles.

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>>29413989
>You roll your eyes as Twilight nearly screams trying to push your soon-to-be newborn son out.
>Idly, you rub the hoof you're holding with a thumb as your wife-in-all-but-paperwork takes deep breaths, nearly hyperventilating.
"Geez, take it easy, Twilight."
>She growls and glares at you. "Easy for you to-AAAAHHHH!" She cuts herself off with another painful contraction.
>"Miss Sparkle! Just keep pushing, and don't stress out!" One of the near panicking doctors pleads.
>Apparently ponies have relatively quick and painless births.
>But since your little bundle of joy had human heritage, he was larger than the average foal.
>Which meant a human style birth, agony and 7 hour labor included.
"Was it worth?"
>Twi barely gets a glare in before yelping and going cross-eyed from the pain.

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>>29414210
he's a writefag here you retard

>>29414238
And was posting his story right there? Oh, right, he wasn't. He was just posting his hot opinions and a thumbnail.

>>29414238
yes, but the content of his posts are not his greens, nor information about his greens or upcoming greens.
>>29414210
is right. when a name is not pertinent to the discussion, please remove it. we're not REEEEE-ing, this is a reasonable response to someone (even unintentionally) acting like an attention whore

>>29414224
Look, I have no degree in biology, but I feel like exerting such pressure on sperm tubes would irrecoverably damage them. Thats point A).
B). Alien seed would have to survive extended period of time, unless copulation will commence immidietly after injection.
C), 'injected into the male's testicles' seems pretty strightforward. When you say 'inject into your hand, you dont inject a foot and say that it will go through the veins.
D)Why even bother and not inseminate her artificially at this point?
E) you are full of shit.

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>>29414132
HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

>>29414225
>Needle to the balls
>Shoving a bigger-than-average foal though your cooter for 7 hours
Balance has been restored.

>>29414271
Writefags should only put their names on when they're dancing for us like the monkeys they are

>>29413989
does this mean twi will give birth to humans or, dare I say it, hybrids?

>>29414292
>artificial insemination
Cuckoldry, and removes the whole point of mating anyway.

>>29414311
i'm a writefag. i've written several lengthy greens in these threads already
personally, i dance for you faggots because i need some validation for the effort i put into writing wish-fulfillment self-insert fantasy stories.

>>29414292
Yeah, I'd rather just adopt an orphan if the alternative meant a needle going into my boys.

>>29414326
>Twi births a centaur.
>Its a girl!
>Alls good until teenage rebellion hits.
>She escapes home and visits Tartarus to see Tirek.

>>29414311
>>29414279
>>29414271
>>29414210

Okay, sheesh, point taken, I won't use the name unless I'm posting green. Sorry guys I'm new to this, remember? ,and I should probably get a trip too, to prevent retards like >>29414295

>>29414326
>hybrids

Biologically impossible. The writer was very specific in stating that the victim of a changeling's russian hacker jizz would 100% birth a 100% changeling.

>>29414341
Well, either way the seed isnt truly yours anyway.
Its changeling seed modified to contain your(presumably) DNA.
Both ways are equally cuck, but in one you get stabbed in the balls.
Your choice

>>29414360
that's not being retarded. HDTISC is an ancient, effective, tried-and-true weapon against people who do exactly what you're doing

>>29414354
>"It's not a phase, mom! Tirek, like, understands me and stuff!"
>Anon patiently waits for Tirek to accidentally impregnate his daughter and then run when he gets the news that he's going to be a father
>If Anon didn't let his daughter experience the consequences of her actions, then how will she learn?

>>29414387
>Twist: Tirek embraces fatherhood and wants to rise child as his heir.

>>29414403
>Twist: Tirek accidentally falls down the stairs for fucking up the petty, spiteful, passive-aggressive "lesson" I had to teach my daughter

>>29414354
>Sucks out her ample magic
>Tirek 2 Electric Boogaloo
>Avoids M6 because he knows about Rainbow Power
>Anon does not know who Tirek is, and has no money to pay a ransom. But he does have a certain set of skills...

>>29414427
Congrats on making your daughter distance herself from you even more.
In the meantime, Tirek will teach your grandkids all there is to know about sucking magic out of others and how weak should fear the strong.

>>29412198
>>29412941
I've only ducked in there once or twice. It didn't seem that bad. But a LOT of them seemed really ready to jump on any Anon that was too "special" or "OP" at least the times I saw them.

>>29412611
Can you explain a little more of Xenophilia then? I'm really not sure I want to read it. I won't ree, but obviously I can't promise anybody else.

Man, a rarara herd and anon just being comfy on a couch or lovey-dovey in public would be so amazing.

>>29412777
Lucky trips confirm, people who say "y'all" when they mean "all y'all" need a swift boot to the ass.

All y'all'dn't've needed this message if you were smart like me.

>>29414458
I might not turn out to be a very good father someday, Anon.

>>29413057
>Twi
>weeb
Is there a form of "a'duh" strong enough here?

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>>29414465
There, there.
We all know that you wanted the very best to her.
Everyone makes a mistake.
Whats important is to ensure her future.
And if she sees her future at the side of buff, magic-stealing criminal, all you can go is to make that future work for her.

>>29414036
>>29414037
>>29414100
>>29414132
>>29414163
>>29414224
>Twilight uses another spell to knock you out and provide general anesthesia then injects the sperm while you're dreaming about big butts

problem solved

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2aXhG3iqk
Love mares of all shapes and hygiene, guys.

>>29414495
>Twilight spends her nights laying in bed and thinking about what life would be like if her Japoneighs animes were real
>Her, an eager but naive unicorn fresh out of horsewizard school, working late at her job at the offices
>Coming home to a hot dinner made by her energetic, perpetually cheerful, unusually dedicated (bordering on being obsessed with her) manic pixie coltfriend/fiance/new horsebando
>Greeting her at the door with a big hug and a cry of "Onee-san!"
>Reminding her every night about his insatiable appetite for her cunt
>Work is hard and her boss is tough, but it's all worth it coming home to her horsebando

>>29414535
Thats kinda acceptable, but only kinda.

>>29414238
>>29414271

>>29414279
Yeah, this one here.

Content, info about upcoming content (coming soon, delayed, response to criticisms).
Once a writefag is established they can use the name for feedback to other greens, even just hot takes on them, since they have some standing.

>>29414348
It's a funny feeling isn't it? On the one hand, it's just green, they're just anonymous faggots. That's the only reason I get up the courage to post anyways. But you still end up giving a shit.

>>29414354
>>29414403
This is actually a satyr abomination I could get behind.
It could actually be an appropriately feelsy story for RGRE. The homme fatale, so hurt by the betrayal of his brother, finds family that he can love again, family that doesn't use his love of them like a weapon or a chain, until he finds himself willingly "tied down".

>>29413989
Using something as a template for some kinds of transformation spells is something in canon a few times. Not sure about the needles though.

Also canon is her using magic to push and pull people around.

>>29414513
This was strangely touching.

>>29414535
>>29414553
Yeah, we're starting to move in the right direction.

>>29414584
How about just can the whole dumb idea and stop talking about it?

I like that direction a lot more.

>>29414596
Don't you want to impregnate your waifu, though?

>>29414554
Feel free to present it in Satyr thread ans hope it will catch on. I also would like to see it happen

>>29414596
Geez, Anon, one little enormous needle piercing your sensitive testicles and it's all "wah wah wah" from you. To the autists of this thread: That was sarcasm.

>>29414599
We can discuss that just fine without a retarded made up on the spot deus ex machina.

>>29414596
This, please. I don't know about you all, but I'd like to have actual RGRE in the RGRE thread.

>Rainbow Dash regularly just walks into Anon's house when she wants to talk to him
>Ponies don't have much of a sense of personal space, so this is common amongst their kind
>Horse houses don't even have locks on their doors
>Rainbow Dash can't find Anon right away and starts wandering room to room looking for him
>Walks into what she later learns is his bedroom
>Finds him sitting on his bed, masturbating
>Awkward silence
>Rainbow runs out, yelling apologizes in her wake
>Rainbow is confused
>"Colts don't do that!"
>As far as she's concerned, stallions don't even go to the bathroom; now she finds her innocent (if willfully ignorant) worldview shattered

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>>29408666
o shit

>>29414616
>one little enormous needle
I like your style, kid.

>>29414542
>She's the only pony desperate enough to get with UglyAnon
>It helps that he loves all the same weeb shit as she does
>They spend their weekends together ripening on the couch eating shit food and watching animu

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>>29414791

>>29414791
>she fixes her hygiene and gets fit
>leaves him

>>29414210
>The writers never post in the thread any more.
>REEEEEE BURN THE DISCORD
>Writefag posts with trip
>"Please don't post with trips."

Boy, you guys sure are hard to please.

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>>29414815

> Anon is a professor of Prosaic Studies at Celestia's school of gifted unicorns
> That is, physics, chemistry, and pugilism
> He dabbles in runes and rituals to handle the shenanigans his students try to pull
> He lets them have one telekinetic lick at his shaft before he gives them the magical equivalent of hitting your funny bone
> He has decent pull in faculty meetings, partly because he is head of his department, partly because he's one of two male professors there
> His colleagues flirt with varying amounts of shamelessness
> Friday nights, he drinks with Celestia and they share stories about the stupid things the students do

>>29414838
Sounds comfy.

>>29414460
If you just want to know what story is about, anons got that part right: love story of Rainbow and (you) who appeared one day in rgr Equestria, focused mainly on what pairs do after they learn about each other feelings but before they marry (stuff that everyone trying not to write about, focusing on much easier "already a family" or even more easy "they just fell in love but not told each other about that, ah")...
But with way too much exposition at how that "rgre v0.0.1 alpha" works, taking itself and the world too serious (or rather more thoughtful), "you" being Lero with his own characteristics and backstory and later expanding main pair into herd of Rainbow-Human-Twi.
And strong mares so marely that every one of them knows all about martial art while colts so colty that every one of them are drama queens and weak queers, that type of "alpha version of rgre"

Also
>>Rarara herd on a couch
>Lyra sitting in her fav upright pose
>Rara sitting normaly, like all ponies
>Rarara in her favourite "It's the worst possible thing" pose laying on half of a couch
>And anon trying to find a free spot to sit comfy
Heh, poor colt

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>>29414791
>She spends a few episodes on his face
>Still wearing her hoodie
>He spends a few episodes with her head between his thighs
>Sometimes they fuck to the opening or ending songs
>Neither of them bother to shower until monday morning when he has to work

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>>29414828
I'm still trying to get into the discord just so I can never post green again and piss off that guy who keeps complaining about the discord

>>29414885
>and nothing of value was lost
nobody here likes your greens, faggot.

>>29414885
I responded to the wrong guy, I mean to repond to >>29414815

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>>29414879
oh fuck why do I want this so badly

>>29414892
>"Y-yeah? Fine! J-just go! I never liked you anyway!"

>>29414895
FUUUUUUUG

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>>29414878
Just lay over them both. Across Lyra's lap, face in Rarity's crotch.

>>29414885
Don't acknowledge the guy who doesn't like the discord. You give him power by doing that.

>>29414828
I guess I'll just post with my trips from on then.

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>>29414815
writefags post GREENS with trips to ensure that the readers know it's the original author posting a continuation of their previous green, or know who wrote the green.
posts without story content or directly discussing the author's work require no tripcode, and are blatant attempts at attention-whoring; i.e. an attempt to throw the "weight" of their name behind their opinions and ideas.

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>>29414935
That sounds like a great idea! We should totally post with trips because our opinions are more important that the non trippers.

>>29414949
What's that? Are we posting with trips now?
Great!

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>>29414895
>Celestia is so pent up from hundreds of years of celibacy.
>No time for colts when the only ones coming her way are gold diggers.
>Then you come into he picture.
>She's so pent up that just whispering lewd things to her turns the Sun Princess into a leaky faucet.

>>29414895
>>29414958
>"As soon as he touched my snatch I came and started neighing."

>>29414740
Ghoul
Literally: Colt's Don't Do That!
http://pastebin.com/Zm5br1uD

Not that I'd mind another, longer take on it.

>>29414616
Thank you for your spoiler.
Too few of you take my disability seriously.

>>29414949
Non, HerdAnon could make a post saying "hello everyone" and there would still be an autism party because he dared to put on his trip without posting content. It has nothing to do with a writefag's opinion being more important than non-trippers. Don't be so wrong the next time you attach a name to your post.

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>>29414962

>>29414953
>>29414949
>>29414935
>>29414815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>29414908
Tsundere anon is my favorite, keep going.

>>29414953
>>29414949
>>29414935
My sides.

>>29414958
>>29414962
>subtly teasing her during her day court
>keeps having to shift around to hide the wetness and winking

>>29414989
Is that an asian accent? Why the fuck does he have an asian accent? Tyrone is right, but the thread shouldn't react like the writefag just mounted their grandmother in front of them when they put on their name without posting content.