Nightly Twilight Thread

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>>29341391
No she's not. It's still winter.

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>>29341397

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>>29341397
A buttslut eh?

>>29341398
I posted the wrong image like a twat

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>>29341412

>>29341412
>>29341442
Twilight is no prostitute.

>>29341468
of course she's not, what would she do with alien currency

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>>29341468
>implying she wouldn't fug you if you offered her a book from earth.

>>29341492
yes, but only if it's a romantic gift as you are slowly getting more intimate, not if you're strangers

>>29341330
>Hey Twi.
>"Hi, Anon."
>I have rediscovered the joys of reading.
>"Really? That's great!"
>Did I also mention there was a book sale down the road?

Writefriends pls continue this.

>>29341979
Is this some elaborate ruse to fug the purplesmart?

>>29341995
Unf

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>>29341404
Exposed? What other reason could I have for buying a purple horse dildo while wearing one of my many MLP shirts from the local porn store as a 41 year old man?

>>29343002
fucking hell

>>29341468
I totally agree with you

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>"...anon?"

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>>29341330
What did she mean by this?

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She can be a smug, self-assured pony at times, so I love seeing her reduced to a sweating, panting mess on the floor.

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>>29345310
I want her to reduce me to a sweating panting mess on the floor aswell

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>>29341330
>>29344292
Twilight occasionally wears her old school-filly uniform around the house.

Though a little snug in a few places, but it still fits.

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>>29345469
w-wew

>>29346118
That face gave me retinal cancer. Thanks a lot, pal.

>>29345348
I'd quite like to teach Twilight all about Earth meme culture while we lie in bed together in a completely wholesome and non-sexual manner, then read the book with the tentacles on it and see where the mood takes us.

>>29348795
i bet she'd be very skeptical if you told her about how meme magic literally shapes the events in our world

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>>29345310
Don't we all anon

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>>29349103
>Two horse goddesses can literally raise the sun and the moon
>meme magic is somehow a surprise to her

?????

>>29349277
yes, but in that case she knows who's behind it and how it works, she has raised the sun and the moon herself once. kek on the other hand is an extremely mysterious and obscure entity that could make even the most open minds descend into madness, if they ever dared trying to delve into its mysteries

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>>29349322
Twilight moved the sun before?

which ep was that I forgot.

>>29349342
are you serious? well, in any case, it was in Twilight's kingdom

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>>29350323
/our girl/

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save the twiggles

>>29353526
someone kill that abomination!

>>29349264
source?

I need this for research

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>>29353526
kill it with fire

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>>29353562
>>29354584
Na

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>>29353526

>>29355274
ok kid, you don't have to outcancer him, go lurk a bit more

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>>29354584
>>29353562
>>29355274

The only dramafags are you.

It doesn't trigger me, so what's your excuse?

>>29355411
>no hooves

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>>29355445
>no hooves

>most pathetic non-answer imaginable

...again: what's your excuse?

>>29355465
>>29355445
Both of you fuck off. And keep your shitty humanizations in the humanizations thread.

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>>29341330

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Twilight likes to position herself lewdly so that you have to be standing next to or even against her to have a face-to-face talk.

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>>29355839
i don't get it

>>29354259
So cute

>>29357332

>>29355411
It's against the rules.

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midnight bump

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>>29341330
I want to ride in TwilyRoo's pouch.
Green when?

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>>29355540

Because you asked so nicely, more humanised Twi:

...and if that even more pathetic less than a non-'answer' is the best you can do, when I asked, you don't have the right to an 'excuse' any more. And you're still a dramafag that's triggered by something that doesn't bother me, therefore you don't have the right to be bothered by it

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>>29358596
>It's against the rules

Question: has >>29353526 been deleted? Yes or No.

Because if your answer is the only one possible, your entire 'argument' is destroyed. So what's your excuse for being triggered by something that doesn't bother me?

>>29362071
>>29362106
stop shitting up the thread please

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>>29353562
>>29354584
>>29355274
>>29355540
>>29358596
>>29358596

>What is 'Hide Post'?

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>>29342033
How did you know!?

>>29364052
That pic is beautiful but it breaks my heart

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>>29362106
I made no "'argument'". I merely stated a simple fact. Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with /mlp/'s rules, especially rule 5.

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>>29364052
damn NCMares' art is amazing

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>tfw no purple goddess to worship and love every day and night until the very end

>>29367030
why even live?

>>29367030
>slowly moving up the ranks: /friend/, stalker, molester, rapist, prison bitch

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I LOVE HER, DAMN IT!

god damn it.

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>>29367664
I want to go back home, when does this bus leave?

>>29367709
Her foreleg has some serious molding defects. You better recast her.

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>>29367709
Not here, nowhere.
Neither her, nor my mind.

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>>29364810

Has >>29362986 been deleted? Yes or No.

>>29368331
Are you trying to say anthro is not against the rules, because a post containing a rechargeable cell hasn't been deleted? I suggest that you use statements instead of vague questions.

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>>29367030
IMPREGNATE
ON
SIGHT

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MOAR!

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Athletic, bookish, fertile.

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>>29369083
How can Dashfags even compete?

>>29369108
Who cares

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>ywn go night-flying over Equestria in a trusty Cessna 172 with Twilight sitting in the seat next to you, snoozing comfortably
hold me lads

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>>29370207

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>>29341330
How would you feasibly, as a shitty normal anon in a magical world, make purplesmart like you?

>>29370912
In a fantasy world of your daydreams, you can make anything happen.

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>>29370912
buttrubs

but seriously, you'd spend a lot of time together because she'd want to study you, so you would have many opportunities to woo her

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>>29370912
>tfw when you know your waifu wouldn't go for you even if she was real

>>29370958
>tfw you will never study with Twilight

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>>29371002
Why do you say that?

Just act like a decent person and not an autist.

>>29370912
Wasn't there a green about this a few threads ago?

>>29370912
Without sounding like to much of a self absorbed jackass, I believe I'm smart enough to keep her intrigued on an intellectual level. Just use my superior intellect *Tips fedora* and her curiosity of humankind to hopefully woo her.

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>>29341330
What's she reading, /ntt/?

>>29371059
link?

>>29372311
Mein Kampf

>>29367664
>You will never take a drunk twi home and tuck her in.

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>>29372311
>How to Court Exotic Creatures

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>>29372311

Think Big And Kick Ass by Donald J. Trump

anyone got some comfy romance Twiggle stories?

>>29372765
bump for this

>>29372765
http://pastebin.com/jtZ0FAZ3

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I want to have a pillow fight with Twilight that ends in snuggles

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Use protection when booping ponies to avoid unwanted pregnancies.

>>29375328
but she isn't wearing muzzle protection, she's safe from chest fluff rubs sure, but still

>>29375328
>unwanted pregnancies
>unwanted

>>29372765
http://pastebin.com/xW4ZPDzp

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>>29341330
Imagine a world in which Purplesmart didn't exist.

That would suck.

>>29378347
I hope you're taking the next day off, because you're not going to walk straight for a while

>>29378935
>she just flies or levitates herself instead
>another whole day plowing Twilight in every hole

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>>29381738

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>>29381762

>>29378347
My schedule is free.

>>29381771
lewd

>>29376405
Damn that was some comfy shit. Beans better come back to these threads. We sure as fuck need that sweet green of his.

>>29384168
he's more of an EQG writefag now

>>29384379
>he's more of an EQG writefag now
And this is why I'm working on a bunch of traditional greens instead at the moment with the one exception of Spider-Shimmer.

The green I'm working on for you all is gonna be lit, though. Probably because you can do so much with two Twilights.

>>29384563
oh shit, that's great to hear. but i must warn you, this better be some duplication or time travel spell, not some monster high mirror-crossing bullshit

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>>29384602
>this better be some duplication or time travel spell, not some monster high mirror-crossing bullshit
Well, I was actually thinking of something a bit more...advanced.

Greg should hate me.

>>29384985
awww shit, dis gun b gud

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>>29341330
who /comfy/ here?

Currently got two hours till my next class so I'm just chilling.

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>>29384985
well, i don't really know what to think, carry on

>still waiting for new non-NSFW greentext

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>>29388027
>non-NSFW greentext

Nothing wrong with greens having naughty bits in them, this is the sexiest mare in Equestria we're talking about. Not that I don't like cute SFW greens, though

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>>29388087
>this is the sexiest mare in Equestria we're talking about
A-fucking-hem

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>>29388597
lol

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>>29388087
>>29388597
>>29388632
decent but no less plebian tastes

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>>29388632
Her, too.

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>>29388639
Her as well.

>>29388597
Skinny, no ass, dull color scheme, doormat

>>29388632
Even less ass, lanklet, barely any personality other than her guilt

>>29388639
Better than the others but still too childish and not even close to Twilight's sexiness

This general is more plural than I thought

>>29389047
K den. That's your opinion.

>>29389047
I post in most waifu generals, I'm that bored.

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>>29387249
Why did this guy always make her so THICC?

>>29389301
Because fatties need love too

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>>29341330
we really need a fukken pastebin like every other general on this board.

We need to preserve our ancient waifu texts so future anons may be enlightened as well.

>>29390440
Someone should put something together, make a collection of green pastebins and put them into another pastebin, like the old NightlyTwilightFic pastebin that was abandoned three years ago

>>29389756
princess of lewd

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home is nowhere, you guys. Fuckin hell here senpai.

>>29390978
what did he mean by this?

Writing a little something for you guys now. Been a while and wanted to make something cozy.

As I stated, I was working on something for you guys. Took a small break from my bigger story to do this. Hope you enjoy.

Being alone in the castle wasn't always as fun as it sounded. Despite having the place to yourself, you didn't feel as thrilled about as you probably could. Spike had asked to have you hang with him and Big Mac. Their tabletop game sounded fun but, at the same time, you didn't want to miss greeting Twilight when she came back. Still, you thanked him and told him not to let your decision bog down his own fun.
Each footstep you took echoed out in the halls while you paced around and observed various details along the walls. The sound of your own footfalls made you feel a little more lonely at the fact the girls were out saving Equestria once again. You weren't mad by any means. You just felt a bit left out.
They all had to do their thing when the land was in danger by some powerful force. Even Starlight had gone with them. Perhaps that was what made you feel a little more down than usual. Starlight hadn't been there long but she could pull magic and all. You had no idea if you could handle a blast of magic to your own body and risking it might end up in quite a failure. No sense in being reckless.
Passing the library section, you halt and look around the room. Books were strewn about just before the ponies all left and quills lay still upon parchment. Deciding to not spend too much time fiddling your thumbs, you head in and kneel down as you begin cleaning up a bit of the place. Certain books you left alone that were clearly still in use as others were set back on shelves carefully.
Open ink pots were corked off and you set the quills aside to not damage any papers. At least you felt like you were doing something. The room smelled of books and parchment plenty. Quite relaxing in the area.

>>29391804
I'll format it better for here.

One book caught your eye as you kept up your small bit of cleaning. The chore was halted as you looked it over and smiled. It appeared to be a book of tales you knew yourself. Of course, ponies were the main cast in place of Sherlock and the gang. Why not indulge?

You take a moment and set it aside while clearing some of the tables and making sure everything is at least presentable. After all is said and done, you secretly hoped it wasn't an organized mess you just screwed up. No sense worrying about it after the fact.

With a sigh, you take the favored book and find yourself a comfy spot near a window. The sunlight seemed to be at a perfect angle to give you just enough warmth and let you read without a candle. In fact, the whole day outside looked inviting, yet you couldn't pull yourself away from the castle. She deserved to have at least one good greeting after such a rough day.

You push the thoughts from your mind as much as you can as you open the hardcover and flip a few pages. Terminology aside, it seemed easy enough to read. You had to thank Twilight for that. She spent weeks helping you understand what seemed like another language entirely. Somehow, you had learned it faster than expected.

While you began to read, the seat felt more stiff against you and the sun lowered in time. Shifting, moving, and all sorts of grunts accompanying them had you unable to sit still for longer than ten minutes at time. Glances out the window yielded no Twilight nor her friends each time. You almost wished you had taken up Spike's kind offer to at least get your mind off things.

She was a tough mare and had gone through a lot before. It wasn't like some random pony would be taking her down. Right? Questioning yourself only made you gaze out the window longer, hoping to see her happily trotting up or at least a little weary. Just seeing her coming back would put your mind at ease.

>>29391808
Why were you so worried about her this time? She's been out and fighting evil before. Trapped, cornered, time traveling. She's been through what seemed like so many harrowing situations and came out on top each time. Then why did you feel uneasy about this time? What caused such a sudden shift in your thoughts and mood?

Love. That's what changed. You loved the purple alicorn dearly and she knew it. You hadn't wanted to risk getting hit with magic in case she felt guilty that you got hurt. You didn't want to leave the castle in hopes of giving her warm welcome and letting her see the being who loved her happy to have her back. You loved Twilight Sparkle and weren't shy about it.

Starlight had teased about it once. Only once. Twilight had pouted her face a bit at being teased but didn't refute the fact. The blush on those cheeks told you more than her words could. She felt the same way about you. The adorable, book loving pony had fallen for you, of all others out there. Quite the luck of the draw, you had to admit.

She was fun to be around and always offered to help you with anything that slightly required thought. Almost a bit motherly. The idea made you smile while you thumbed to the next page of the book. She would be a lovely mother, though possibly a little strict with lessons. She could learn too.

That would be for another time. For now, you just wanted her home, safe and sound. You couldn't handle waking up and her not being there. The thought made you wince a bit as you lowered the book. Why were you such a worrier?

You gave yourself a small but quiet chuckle. You knew exactly what she would tell you if you mentioned all of this. Having your mind on her well-being the whole time and not getting out a little.

“You're going to worry yourself sick,” she would say and she would be right.

>>29391813
As matter-of-factly as she sometimes sounded, she was right. Worrying too much wouldn't be a good thing for yourself but it wasn't something you could just turn off. You hoped she could see the reasoning there. Emotions were a hard thing to keep in check at times, especially when blindsided or unaware of things.

Maybe telling her all of your thoughts would be the best anyway. She would love to be there for you as much you are for her. Being comfortable with telling her your feelings and just getting things off your chest might have her understand how you feel more. Maybe she would even be happy that you were so comfortable around her.

She had been through quite a lot herself. Of course, she also had her friends to help her. You felt a little out of place even though ponies and dragons alike seemed to welcome you all the same. To be honest, Ponyville and Equestria itself had been more welcoming than you could have imagined.

When she gets home, you could tell her all this and you two could just laugh it off. Just you being a 'worry wart' as some ponies said. You just wanted her back. That was all.

Pulling the book back up, you do your best and clear your head. The text almost jumbles together at certain points but you stick with it. Perhaps all your worrying and the time passed had taken its toll on you. It did seem to be getting dark, especially with you having to hold the book up to the window almost.

You get up and fumble around for the tinder boxes before finding them. The nearest candle gets lit as you carry it back over to the window and settle back down in a chair. Soon, you wouldn't be able to see out too well. You just might not see her trotting up and only hear the castle doors open.

>>29391823
Well, then you'll be making a sprint to the foyer. You gave yourself an assuring nod as you the tilted the literature to read by candle light. As much as you did fret over the purple princess, you had to admit the book itself was rather good. Adventure and mystery were always a fun thing to dive into for reading.

Soon enough, you could feel your eyes grow weary and try their best to close. Blinking and shaking your head provided only a minute or two of awareness before your head lowered a bit once again. The words jumbled more and your vision blurred. How long had you sat next to the window? Did you even check a clock before sitting down?

Slowly but surely, you felt the weight of the book and your eyelids winning the fight. It was as if you were trying to hold a large rock at times. You hardly had time to close the book and set it aside before leaning back and letting out a tired breath. Before you knew it, Luna had swept you away into the land of the sleep.

–

“Shh, let him sleep,” you heard being whispered, accompanied by several giggles.

“Oh, just wake him, dear. I'm sure he wouldn't mind,” you could hear Rarity explain.

Being ushered back into the waking world, you let your mind figure out what was going on for a moment. There were soft voices being spoken and the light clop of hooves against the floor as movement was heard. It took several seconds for you to finally realize what was happening.

Your eyes open, adjusting to the light of magical horns glowing and candles floating nearby. The whole group of ponies had returned from their trip and had yet to remove their saddlebags. They must have been calling your name and searching for you first thing. You smiled a bit and shifted yourself to sit up some.

“Aw, you woke him!” Pinkie exclaimed, though it looked like she wasn't going to fuss over it with that smiled.

>>29391828
“Oh! Hey,” Twilight said, moving up and smiling softly. “Sorry to wake you. We saw the castle dark and were calling your name for a bit.”

You wave your hand a bit and assure her you're fine. It isn't until a moment or two after that you realize exactly what had happened. She had been worried about you when you didn't answer. They looked through the castle to find you and make sure you were safe. Just as you wanted to make sure Twilight was.

Without a second thought, you lean in and wrap your arms around her neck for a hug. One of your hands pet along her mane as you close your eyes and enjoy her warmth. The group is silent, minus one white unicorn giving an endearing 'Awww' in response.

You quietly whisper into those precious ears her welcome home and that you missed her. Twilight's ears flick in response, possibly due to the air brushing over them. It's cute and a sight you loved to see every time. One of her forelegs raises as she returns the hug and lets you stay close for a bit.

“I missed you too,” the lavender pony admits. Her voice was soothing to your ears and helped calm any stress you managed to build up on yourself.

The moment lasts not long enough before she eases away with a smile. Those beautiful, violet eyes stare up at you before she gives a nod. You had certainly missed her greatly. Perhaps you were being a bit clingy, but it was hard not to when you were stressing over her own health. Even though you had yet to say another word, she could see it in your eyes.

“Don't worry,” Twilight said lightly, “I'm here now.” Her hoof raised and softly pressed to your chest. “And right here.”

You almost wanted to tear up with how sweet she was being. You must have looked a bit upset in some manner unbeknownst to yourself. The sentiment was mutual towards her. That hoof felt like it had lifted a mounting from your soul.

>>29391833
“Okay, ya'll. Time to head ourselves home and get some rest,” Applejack mentioned, seeing the scene unfolding. “I think it's best we don't overstay our welcome with how tuckered out these two are.”

You thanked Applejack and bid them all a safe travel home as well as a good night's rest. Seemed Starlight wanted to have a sleepover with Trixie and catch her up on the adventure her and Twilight had been on. You watched them all go before returning your attention back to the purple pony you had waited on all day.

“I know you've been worried,” Twilight says as the door closes. “You've got bags under your eyes even from getting a bit of rest.”

You nod and give a playful roll of your eyes while you explain the series of internal events that happened. As you do, you can see her curious look shift to a more concerned one. Those eyes looked you over before those brows tilted up in worry. You were a little afraid of admitting all your stress now from how she looked.

“I'm sorry,” came the response. “I shouldn't leave you so worried and stressed out about me.”

It wasn't what you thought she would tell you. The idea of her giving you a tiny lecture in a loving tone was what you had expected. An apology from the cute pony left you feeling like you did something wrong. Quickly, you explain it to her.

“No, don't say that. You did nothing wrong, I promise,” Twilight said as she scooted closer to you and smiled. “I know you worry about me. I also know telling you not to won't help matters.”

She understood how you felt. That was good. She was listening and obviously eager to help you feel more at ease. You still felt like you had just changed from carrying the weight of a mountain to letting her carry it.

“I'm not a frail pony, you know that,” she teased. “I just won't be able to always have time to settle down.”

>>29391840
You knew that much, though you didn't like the fact. There wasn't a reason for you to really expect her to put her duties down as the Princess of Friendship anyway. You were just concerned about her. For some reason, more than usual.

“I do have an idea that will help,” she hinted at, sitting down and smiling. “It's just that I can't seem to...scratch it out,” she says, leaning her head in and tilting it some.

She was just as playful as ever, even if she seemed slightly weary from whatever scuffle had happened. You chuckle and reach out, softly taking her ear between your fingers and rubbing carefully. Those soft ears were wonderful to rub and just as soothing as it probably felt for Twilight.

Her eyes fluttered as you massaged and her head inched closer to you. With her so close, you reach over and took her other ear as you began rubbing them with both hands. The look on her face seemed to be of pure bliss while she let out soft groans and relaxed. It made you smile.

Once you began to scratch lightly behind them, her brow lifted as she let out a few cute noises and cooed from the sensation. Her tail gave a few flicks as a hind legs shook for a moment before she turned her head to one of your hands and nosed at your open palm. Her soft snout was pressed to your palm for a good minute as you pet her mane and down her neck until she placed a very light kiss to your hand.

“Hold onto that for safe keeping,” she whispered and trotted up until she was right against you. “Want to get a little more comfy down here with me?”

She hardly had to ask. You were off the chair and sitting on the floor almost instantly. Twilight was settling down right in your lap as you pull her in for a bigger hug than before. That saddlebag slides off with a dull thump to the floor as she graciously returns the affection.

“I'm still sorry you were so worried about me,” she says. “How about I send you a signal once in a while if I go out again?”

>>29391846
You agree and find the idea cute before wondering what kind of signal it might be. Would you see it from afar? As you think, you feel light nuzzles to your head and that nose sifting along your hair. She really did miss you just as much.

“I can send a magical flare up for you. I'll guide it close enough to let you see it no matter where I am,” the loving pony told you as her head rubbed against the top of your own.

You nod and tell her you like the idea, curious how they might look as those front hooves rest to your shoulders. Your face goes right against that special chest fluff that only puffed out just a bit. It probably looked awkward but it was comforting to feel her purple coat against your cheek and face as her forelegs hugged to your head.

The two of you engage in quite the show of affection, nuzzling and hugging each other for several minutes with a word said between. Her wings lifted at your pets here and there, letting you pet beneath the downy wings at her sides. You even pepper her gorgeous neck with a few kisses that make her giggle.

Once things settle down a bit, she presses a hoof to your chest. When you don't comply, her head nudges at your shoulder playfully. You grin and lean back until you lay down on the floor. Those four lavender legs are careful not to step directly on you while the princess moves above.

“There you go,” she says, almost sounding proud she didn't have to verbally tell you what to do. “Let's relax, okay?”

You agree wholeheartedly with the just as tired pony and reach up to caress her neck gently. Twilight's eyes close for a moment as her legs give the slightest wobble before she shakes herself awake and smiles. Gently, she lowers herself down over you and rests comfortably atop your own form while her forelegs drape over your shoulders.

>>29391853
“You were reading one of my favorite books, weren't you?” she asks, levitating the hardcover over and magically skimming pages above you. “How about I read to you tonight?”

There wouldn't be a complaint coming from your lips at all. Your arms lightly wrap around the pony lay against you while she hovers a candle closer and moves the book past your head. Her own head lowers as she begins to read softly one of the tales from the book, giving you affectionate nuzzles here and there.

If there was anything better than having your beloved purple pony giving you such love and attention, you didn't know what it could possibly be. A few times you tilted your head to kiss her snootle and watch her blush in the glow of the candlelight. She was a precious girl and somepony special you cherished dearly.

As she read to you, you felt your eyes grow heavy and start closing. Time itself was lost to you as you could hardly hold off the rest you needed. The gentle kiss to your forehead was enough to make you stop fighting off fatigue and give in. Another few kisses tickled your cheek, nose, and chin. Then came another to your cheek.

There was a long bout of silence as you heard the book softly close and placed away. More of those pony kisses pressed to your cheek then the other side of your face. When you felt her lips softly touch your own, you reciprocated tenderly. It was a wonderful kiss that lit up the night behind your eyelids. Once it broke, there was a soft blow of air and the candle went out.

Twilight's body stayed nestled upon your own as you held her close. She didn't bother trying to budge nor wanted to. You both stayed along the floor of the library as there was a blanket magically drawn over both bodies. She lets out a small and very cute mumble while getting cozy before telling you something that brings you the most pleasant of dreams.

“I love you.”

Pastebin for you all: http://pastebin.com/VLd655fJ

Hope you enjoyed it.

>>29391861
god damn, that was lovely. thank you so much

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>>29391861
That's really nice, thanks

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>>29391861

Thank you for the great story!

>>29391861
Oh man, that was adorable

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>>29391861
top cute
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I want to rob a bank with Twilight

>>29391861
Great read, but it was a bit odd how you only described what anon said, without any actual dialogue from him.

>>29395374
I find it refreshing. It's good for the immersion and self-insertion

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>>29393552
Twilight!
The thermal drill!
Go get it!

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>>29341330
You get put on trial for non-consensual booping and Twilight Sparkle is defending your case.

How fucked are you?

>>29391861
Oh, the feels, the FEELS!! That was beautiful!!

>>29397086
Not fucked at all

Booping is considered a form of high praise for a pony's beauty

This case is simply a way for a mare who you got on the wrong side of to spite you. Twiggles will handle the case efficiently, and a deal will be settled quickly

>>29397291
I wouldn't be able to resist booping Twi right there in front of the jury, that's at least a life sentence

>>29397086
I boop her non-consensually.

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>>29390440
The nightly twily is an ancient general with simple traditions, I'd like it to stay that way. Also I have pastebin filtered on this board because basically every general that uses it is cancer

>>29397380
what's wrong with pastebin? and how did you see his post if it's filtered?

>>29397449
It's only filtered in OPs. Like so: /pastebin/i;op:only;boards:mlp. I don't mind pastebins being linked in threads whenever a writefag wants to share his work, but past experience has taught me that general threads that rely on pastebins for their copy/paste OPs tend to be shit and are better off filtered.

>>29397487
oh ok

>>29392144
>>29392323
>>29392775
>>29392790
>>29392890
>>29395374
>>29397241
Thanks. I needed to do a little something other than my bigger story. Glad you guys enjoyed it.

>>29395465
That's exactly why I do it. Not everyone will say something like 'Hello' the same way. It's easier to tell them you greet Twi instead of inserting some dialogue that could take most people out of the moment. Get to think of what you would say instead.

>>29397086
I boop the judge

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You ready to be cucked in season 7? Look at that face. That is the face of a stallion cumming inside your waifu.

>>29399193
Hasbro is not THAT stupid, that nigga will be comics exclusive

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>>29399214
Sure thing broseph

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I want to hug her tight while cumming inside her, so she can't move and all she feels is my jizz oozing inside her pussy

>>29353526
So is anthro now allowed? I have a whole Twianthro collection I've been itching to share with you, ntt.

>>29400357
Go for it, brotato chip.

>>29400357
it's not, i don't really know why it wasn't deleted

>>29400357
nah the mods are just shit
but post it anyway pham

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It's going to end in a batman-catwoman relationship.

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>>29401302
>122x125

>>29401317
Who's the walking corpse and why should i care?

>>29402290
new villain from the comics, i wouldn't say you should care

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I would tease her a lot when she went into heat.

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>>29402446
Alicorns don't experience heat

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>>29402492
Good thing I posted the neurotic, sassy book horse we used to love then, right?

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>>29402507
she's gone anon

>>29402446
She would pin you down with magic and rob you of your innocence as she milked your balls dry

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>>29402621
But she wouldn't want to rob Spike of his innocence, so I keep a direct line of sight with him at all times until the estrus subsides.

>>29377359
sauce?

>>29402656
Her teleportation and bubble of silence spells will certainly come in handy

>>29402666
iunno, Satan.

>>29402656

>implying twilight wouldn't give spike a bag of bits so he could afford some of rarity's time, then tie you up and milk you so dry you'll cum blood.

>>29402674
>>29402678
What if I flat out told her that I didn't want it? She's too moral to be a rapist.

>>29402730

estrus can make a mare do some crazy things.

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>>29402730
That would probably make it even hotter for her.

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>>29402730
>What if I flat out told her that I didn't want it?

That's the spirit

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>>29402730
>What if I flat out told her that I didn't want it

>>29377359
I would kill myself upon finding out that purplesmart really doesn't exist

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good night, /ntt/
may happy purple princess ponies frolic happily in your dreams.

anyone has that story where Twilight coerces anon into giving her all his money?

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>>29402803
http://pastebin.com/3Mn66eEW

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>>29402744
>>29402753
>>29402756
>>29402778
>You throb into her and she presses herself down to the hilt
>Twilight rests for a short minute, and nuzzles you in return for your sperm donation
>Then she starts humping you again

>>29402868
thank you senpai

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>>29402666
Some TV show called Colony.

>>29403265

>>29392670

>>29402978

>after having lost count of the times she made you cum inside her, she finally allows you to rest.
>cum is literally pouring out of her pussy
>until she does a spell that make sure nothing more spills out.
>she magics you over a glass of water and tells you that she'll back in an hour for more.

>>29403333
>You think you can have a break, but she comes back early, and she is hungry for more.
>You pass out in exhaustion hours before she is finished.

I'm kited and am going to the library with my sister tomorrow.
What books should I get?
I had no idea who else to ask.

>>29403384
>You wake up to see her crying, she thought she had hurt you
>You console her and let her sob into your chest, and wait for her to calm down
>She tells you that you owe her for scaring her like that
>There was going to be trouble if you weren't in the bedroom that night

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Twilight is lewd

>>29403692
This is scary but at the same time incredibly hot

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>>29403692
>There was going to be trouble if you weren't in the bedroom that night

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He's going to break her with his angst and she's going to redeem him through the LG horse pussy.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>29406638
what's LG

>>29399193
who is that?

>>29406698
Lawful Good. Twilight's alignment.

>>29406703
Shadowlock. Character from the upcoming comics who will be in S7, and is probably going to be shipped with Twilight.

>>29406731
really makes you think

>>29406731
>using DnD moral alignments to describe non-DnD characters

Fucking kill yourself.

>who will be in S7

There is no confirmation of this. We only know that the comics will tie in to the show somehow, no details.

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me right now

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>>29346118
This looks familiar, sauce please

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>>29410188

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>>29410188
I want to sensually preen her wings.

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>>29412450
And now the version for non-ants

Do you think Twilight likes anal?

>>29403692
That won't put a foal in her.

>>29413262
I know she would definitely want to try. I would then pound her purple ponut so hard she might get addicted

>>29413287
meant for
>>29413262

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>*clops intensely*

>>29413287
A horsecock in the pussy will. Good thinking.

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>>29413417
Exactly.

>>29413417
>>29413430
samefag

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>>29413447
Nice try, fag.

>>29413262
>>29413287
>>29413318
>>29413341
>>29413417
>>29413430
>quality thread

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You know it's coming. Twilight won't be able to resist his deep philosophy, tenor voice, and evilness. She'll feel obligated to redeem him.

>>29413318
That's pretty much what I'd do, bend that purple goddess over the crystal table and give it to her rough. Stretch her good while pulling on her wings, mane and tail until her mind goes blank from the multiple maregasms.

derpibooru.org/1286735

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Please here me, I need to tell you
I love you
Before my my mind falls away
from this warmer house where you are.
I've needed you
and your precious "I love you, too"'s.

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>>29413917

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>>29413998
I think it's trying to communicate

>>29413998
How can she be so beautiful so casually?
https://derpibooru.org/1167778

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>>29414081
that's natural beauty for you

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>>29414081
She wears it in her nature everyday.

>"Species barrier?"
>"Silly Anon, I just need a vial of changeling semen and a few spells. Doctors do it all the time for interspecies couples!"
The fuck do you need bug jizz for?
>"It's unique biology! The way a drone's seed works is that when it "fertilizes" an egg, it hijacks the egg's DNA and replaces it with that of a changeling's. That way, the victim always gives birth to a changeling."
That sounds fucking disgusting.
>"It's actually kind of hot..."
>"Oh! Sorry. Uhh, but what doctors would do, is that they use a series of spells meant to edit the genes in the uhh, sperm, matching it to the male's DNA while retaining the same properties, so that a male of species X can inseminate species Y with another member of species X."
First off, that sounds like retarded pseudoscience.
>"Magic."
Second, how the fu-
>"The resulting sperm is injected into the male's testicles with a big needle."
I don't want to do this anymore.
>"I also need a vial of your blood."
Twilight, no.
>"You don't get a choice, Anon. You're technically the last of your kind, you're young, virile, but more importantly I'm really horny and I really want foals."
>She straps on some saddlebags, one of them containing a needle that looks needlessly and painfully large, a few vials, a flask, and... a fleshlight?
>Twilight opens the door and you float into the air, unable to fight against your fate.
>Equestria isn't such a wonderful place after all.

>>29414159
I'd do it in a heartbeat

>>29414159
>The resulting sperm is injected into the male's testicles with a big needle.
NO THANK YOU

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>>29414499

>>29414159
I'll do it if I get put under

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>>29414159
Let's be real here, you could probably impregnate Twilight just by filling her up with your hot sticky man juice. She's a magical horse, there are no rules.
Even if that wasn't the case, she could use magic to make you two compatible, either by casting some crazy spell on your balls or by transforming you or herself into the same species, which she's well capable of.

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I wanna make this mare a mother

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>>29414902
Too bad magic birth control apparently doesn't work in Equestria

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>>29415892
I don't get it.

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>>29415963
>7 kids
>>29414902

>>29413998
>heere
Wtf, hear, manora!

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God, I wish I were there, beside her, watching stars, having a picnic with tons of precious bonding. I love her. Oh god, why do I love her? Sometimes wish I didn't. That I didn't need what's impossble to fulfill.

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>>29417081
you cannot and should not fight your heart's desires

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>>29417660
She's more my penis' desire, honestly

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Sorry guys. Twilight's taken, and she has little say in the matter.

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>>29417660
I know I can't fight it. I've tried to, and I've come back to loving her more each time. I remember when my heart first started to physically hurt when I focused too much on her non-existence. Now I don't remember what heartbreak felt like prior to that anymore. It has been months for sure, maybe a year, since I last had a single day where she's never crossed my mind. Not sure where I'm going with this. Maybe because I discovered all these powerful sensations and emotions through her, I know I won't ever be able to get over her. God, I feel like such a joke from all this.

>>29417712
Celestia is a joke though.

Literally a jobber who probably couldn't even defeat a Timberwolf on her own.

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>>29418458
AND HIS NAME IS

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>>29418495
GTF >>>/out/