So how did your girlfriend first react when you finally told

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>>29320911
>girlfriend

>>29320911
She said, and I quote. "How did you get this number? I'm swear i'm getting a restraining order or my name isn't Tara Strong!".

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>>29320911
>implying I'd give up my magical powers and key to equestria for 3dpd
You crazy son?
Also Sci-Twi is perfect and made for sex.

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>>29320911
>>29320921
>>29320973
>all these EQGshitters

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>>29320973
>sci twi
>not the God Empress of Ponykind Twilight Sparkle

Delete this heresy

>>29320989

>>29320973
>Also Sci-Twi is perfect and made for sex.
I don't know, you're gonna have to post more of her to convince me

>>29320911
Twilight IS my girlfriend so it was all good.

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>girlfriend
Where does he thinks he is?

Do online girlfriends count? Because mine was a bat pony when I met her on Second Life.

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>>29321058
Very well.

>>29320973
Scitwi is shit.

>>29321177
We also had copious amounts of sex.

Here's the proof: https://imgur.com/a/bwZ7H

>>29321189
DELET THIS

>>29321034
Sci-Twi > Princess Twilight

>>29321238
Sorry, she isn't shit.
Calling her shit is an insult to shit. She is the shit that shit eats and shits out.
Scitwi deserves to be forced to walk through her school naked with a buttplug and vibrator egg constantly on the high setting so everyone can see her humiliate herself every time she orgasms in class.
I really hate her.

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>>29321296

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>>29320911

>girlfriend
People that have gfs and waifus at the same time disgust me

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>>29321281
blatant lie

my waifu could beat your waifu up

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>>29321226
>https://imgur.com/a/bwZ7H

>>29321296
Love the smell of stale pasta.

Pretty well actually, considering she's also a horsefucker

>>29321311
One is allowed one waifu per universe.

I also have several other waifus from other cartoon universes.

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>>29321521

>>29321483
Not pasta.
The part about the shit that shit shits is inspired from a scene of How I Met Your Mother and the rest was cause I was kinda horny when I wrote it and I got a thing for public humiliation
Not pasta though.

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>>29321521

>>29320911
I'm not involved in this shit enough to warrant telling people.
Even then, I don't stay with girls long enough for it to matter.

>>29320911
I don't want to fuck them . My girlfriend said she thought some fanfic was hot

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>>29321226
>https://imgur.com/a/bwZ7H
that second life is hot and ledgite

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>>29321521

My girl didn't care.

Feels good

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>>29320911
We met because of MLP. Both of us are repulsed by sexualization of it. Next question.

>met a girl at work the other day
>legitimate 9/10
>she stays a while and we chat
>talk about sex, exes and all sorts of shit
>tells me she just broke up with her boyfriend
>notice she's kinda coming on to me
>how the hell am I staying cool right now
>she offers to give me her number so we can meet up sometime I'm not at work
>pull out phone in front of her
>...
>Twilight Sparkle wallpaper
>... God fucking damn it
>silence
>she gives me 'her number' and leaves
>never texted back

Seriously, I wish I was making this shit up.

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>>29320911
>ex-girlfriend
And the damn broad still wouldn't let me see the real Twilight!
She even had the nerve to threaten to tell Applejack.
But she changed her tune real quick once I had her screaming on the floor.

>>29321177
>>29321226
Oh my

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>>29321521

>>29322327
Dude that's fucked. I'm laughing so hard right now but really, sorry man.

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>>29322327
>revealing your power level

You FOOL

Never put pone on your phone.

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>>29322327
Your fault. Get a subtle wallpaper.
Girls are always interested in mine. I just tell them it's some tribal symbolic shit.

I went to a kid's birthday party for my nephew once and they had a face painter there and I got Sunsets mark painted in my arm. They never knew what it was from.
Keep that shit subtle and you're golden, pony boy.

>>29320911
She doesn't know and I will abso-fucking-lutely never tell her.
This is the kind of shit that you have to take to the grave, you guys.

>>29320911
She didn't take it well. She said there was only room for one imaginary girlfriend in our relationship.

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>>29322468
This. Go subtle. My current.

>>29322327
Maybe try other pony next time, kek.

>>29322327
Do you still have the picture of the wallpaper? Post it

My girlfriend isn't really into /mlp/ but she still wanted to look at actual horse pussy yesterday so we did that on google images for a while.

>>29322729
ebin

>>29320973
not even normally an eqgfag and sci-twi is made for molesting

>on /MLP/
>Has a GF

Pick one

>>29321514
Shining armors girth is more satisfying to her than your hotdog down a hallway

my ex is the one who got me into this shit, but she didn't fug horse, I turned to that after she left

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>she was the one who bullied me into watching the show
>she bought be my first plushy
>tfw she started doing Fluttershy's voice in bed.


She did this to me.

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>>29321521

>>29323690
>fluttershy's voice
I'm sure your bull loved that

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>>29322468
>you're golden pony boy
Good quote, good movie didn't read the book

>>29320911
She actually binge watched the show after she saw how much I liked it, I completely got rid of my porn and waifu and she said yes when I proposed to her

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>>29323910
Have fun being cast into the abyss as the pure ones among us ascend to the spire into the magical realm of Equestria you dirty pleb.

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>>29320911
my girlfriend is a horse

She gave zero shits and just mildly teased me about it for a while and then she watched most of season one, she liked it and now she hates herself and me for getting her into it. Oh and if we're talking porn, my dickhead faggot friends told her about that and she once again gave zero fucks.

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>>29320911
>girlfriend

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>>29322979
I mean it's not terribly faggy or anything, it's just not very subtle.
Doubt I'll even change it.

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>>29320911
Oh joy, these original, quality posting, threads are back.

Fuck you, OP.

>>29323990
Why does you look at porn? Don't you love your girlfriend enough to be faithful to her and only think of her?

>>29322327
joys of having a phone with a fingerprint scanner, just press the home button and boom you're on your messages, less than half a second of autism wallpaper

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>>29320911
been in relationships before and they are not worth the hassle
waifu for laifu

>>29324424
Says the bitter virgin trying to sound tough

>>29320911
I'm of Hungarian descent. After I confessed that to my current gf she asked me whether horsefucking is just a myth. There are legends, though.

I'm feling kind of bummer about Russia, though.

>>29324843
Shut up you mangina faggot

>>29324450
Oh please, girls do the same thing. The difference is that girls don't look at porn, they read it in the form of those trashy romance novels you see being sold next to the magazine rack at grocery and department stores. Same with erotic fanfics, which is basically r34 for girls.

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Post your waifu before mlp

>>29325434
can I post a collage?
I've had many over the years

>>29325434
what if one had no waifu prior?

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>>29325434

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>>29323910

>>29320911
>So how did your girlfriend first react
When are these going to start being considered shitpost threads?

>>29320911
She already knew I was a degenerate furry. So it didn't surprise her that much. Made fun a bit, cause it's fucking weird, but that's fair.
Working up the never to get her to dress up like a pone, but can't figure out how it won't look retarded.
already have a sexy Pikachu, Lola Bunny, and Judy Hopps costumes

>>29326185
When you stop being resentful about other people's happiness

not enough sci-twi

She likes the show as well. Watches it with me

>>29320911
She whinnied in approval.

>>29325416

>girls do it too

Well if girls jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

Cmon man, take the first step. Give up the porn and promise to be faithful to her, and I guarantee you she'll do the same thing. And you'll both be so much happier for it.

>>29320911
>implying that anyone would ever want to be my girlfriend, let alone friend.
Thanks for bringing me back to reality, dickweed.

>>29328553
My point is there is why do we have to give up our porn if they wont give up theirs?

>>29328743
I'll be your friend, bro

>>29330184
soon you'll be playing pranks on each other

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Post more Sci-Twi, the element of sex.

Her bun does things to me

>>29330239
>dem hips
>dat look
>dem glasses
>dat mom bun
stop it anon, I can only get so hard

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>>29325434

>>29324450
What? A guy can watch porn anymore without being unfaithful to his girl? You fucking people are ruining everything.

>>29323694
kek
>>29321521
cuck

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>>29323666
Anon...

>>29326185
They already are, just report them.

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>horsefucker
>implying I'd fuck the horses and not the superior human versions

That's like implying people that wanna fuck the Sirens would fuck their actual siren forms

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>>29331110
>That's like implying people that wanna fuck the Sirens would fuck their actual siren forms

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>>29331110

>>29320911
I'd never date a 3DPD

>>29330239
T H I C C

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>>29321180
Is she crying because someone forced her to do this?

Humiliation fetish is best.

>>29330239
too bad the nude version kida sux
https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/6/4/1169749/large.png

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>>29330239

>>29331482
That's not scitwi rube

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>>29331490
the lewd but sfw scitwi pool is really shallow bruh, cut me some slack

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>>29320911
Are you faggots posting all this sci-twi here because /nst/ is for yurifags only?

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>>29331509
its because generals are cancerous circlejerks of writefags who think they're important and the talentless dipshits who think writefags are important

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>>29331509
c/u/cks ruin everything man

>>29331536
I stopped paying attention to it big long ago, when r9klight was still a thing.

I don't know how much of a buttfuck party all those writefags are having, but it seems akin to when mtg had all the shimmerfags/dazzlefags writers and creators wrapped around his weinis.

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>>29331608
they sure do

>>29324450
Not him, but me and my girlfriend are in an open relationship.

>>29331852
how's it feel knowing your girlfriend takes at least two other cocks weekly

>>29331852
And one (you) for carl from reddit

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>>29320911
We watched a few episodes and shit. Then months after when we broke up she complained to her new bf about how i forces her to watch it and he sent me a drawing of him fucking octavia and callled me a cuck.

It was pretty autistic.

>>29331878
>>29331876
"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity."

"A man who takes his fun where he finds it, then marries and expects his wife to be different, is a fool."

-Robert A. Heinlein

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>>29331932
>muh thingken mans fetish

>>29331933
It's fine if you want to be uncultured swine and dis Heinlein, one of the greatest science fiction authors of the 20th century. I simply believe in the free love future that he envisioned.

>>29320911
I think that the fact that I watch this show was among the mains reason why my ex broked up with me. She did not mention it amongst te reason but I'm sure as hell this was amongst them. This was three or four years ago. Now I'm stuck here forever.

>>29320911
>>29331878
>>29331876
Also, it's not like I don't get anything out of it. I can also fuck as many girls as I want, too. One time I was fucking this girl from India and she called me asking what I was doing. I told her I was fucking a girl and she said, "Ooo, nice." When I ask her if she wanted to come over and watch us she let out an excited little squeal.

>>29332001
Oh whoops didn't mean to link OP post. Stupid fucking schizophrenic phone.

>>29332005
>mobileposter
>he thinks he can get anywhere near as much pussy as his average looking gf can put back cock

vaccinate yourself against life with a bullet, friend

>>29332001
Huh? Oh, yeah sure dude, I believe you.

She was pretty bemused. Got her to watch an episode, and while she thought it was pretty okay, she's just dismissed it as one of the weird fucking things I do. She teases me about it sometimes, but it's all good.

trying to reconcile having a gf and a waifu at the same time is turturous, and I would strongly recommend against it. Stay single.

>>29332015
Well this happened on Second Life so...

>>29320989

>>29331110
>superior human version
IMFUCKINGLYING said the failed dub quads.

>>29331852
>open relationship
Your genes aren't going to be successful.
Good.

>>29331933
Nigger.

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>>29332447
ree about it some more, dudemeister

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>all these normalfags
even on /mlp/? wow.

>>29331932
Sounds like something a cuck would say

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>>29320973
why kind of faggot chooses to fuck humans instead of horses

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>>29332467
Tellin you, Anon, 4chan, not even this board, still has the 'muh sekrit club' stigma.
All the normos notice 'funny xD' tidbits on their reddit subs and funnyjunk feeds.

They were bound to ingratiate themselves here like they actually belong, it was just a matter of when.

>>29331852
>Me and my girlfriend are in a dysfunctional relationship

>>29332519
I don't know, who is this "kind" you're talking about?

>>29332696
Actually we are quite happy and there is historical precedent for that. The Eskimos used to practice polyanory, borrowing spouses out of convenience and they were considered the happiest people who ever lived. But then then white men came and "civilized" them and now they are just as miserable as the rest of us.

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thread needs more semen demon scilight

>>29332761
If you're just looking for fun sexytimes then fine enjoy yourself but don't expect a long term stable heh relationship. And please don't have any kids.

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>>29332761
>see g-guys? other guys were doing it willingly WAY before I was!
>t-totally natural! i-i'm happy...s-she's happy!

>>29332761
They never founded a nation, never developed writing, much less roads and basic sanitary devices.

What isn't strictly deloweringly monogamous, is doomed to fail. We have more precedents for that in recorded history.

I fuckin love evolution made promiscuity a threat to neural health. Substitute evolution with mother Nature if you're into superstition.

>>29333833
>deloweringly
defloweringly*

>>29320911
My girlfriend is a pony tulpa.
I never had to tell her, but she seemed pretty happy when I came in her butt.

Seriously though. Real 3DPD girlfriends? You guys have just no standards at all.

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>>29320911
me and my girlfriend are horsefuckers

^;)
3

>>29333833
That argument is incredibly flawed.
Alone the assumption that you need monogamy in order to build an empire is stupid.

You know what else prevents people from building an empire? A climate that doesn't support a thriving community. Lack of wood. Lack of metals. Lack of means to create literature. And so on. There are so many much bigger factors out there that monogamy itself doesn't play that much of a role anymore.

Heck, back in the days of the bible, people regularly bred their maids, despite having wives, and that was totally acceptable and normal. They built up empires too.

>I fuckin love evolution made promiscuity a threat to neural health. Substitute evolution with mother Nature if you're into superstition.

Jesus. I get that you want a reason to believe that monogamy is the way nature intended us to be, but truth is humans are not all that monogamous by default. There are much more monogamous species on earth and humans aren't exactly one of them. Even with culture enforcing monogamy, we still see a staggering amount of people having sex with others despite of being in a relationship. Now I am not saying that humans are polygamous by default, but people have done it and it worked out about as well as monogamy for them.

>>29334005
find me a polyamorous society that succeeded (real polyamory, not "I'm fucking my secretary/maid/slaves on the side" bullshit)

>>29334034
That's not how this works anon and I just explained you why.

>>29334064
>its never in the history of history worked, but it'll work this time, I s..swear
>she still loves me, she just needs more cock than I can provide... r...right guys? guys?

>>29334072
That's also not what I said or even implied. It really is too much to ask to get at least one intelligent response.
Have a nice day, anon.

>>29334005
>assumption that you need monogamy in order to build an empire
It's a fact that used to be teached in history.
With strict monogamy you have one mother and one father devoting their main focus on their own families and their offspring they can be sure is theirs. Thus with this security one can establish a system of inheritance and a wish to enlargen said inheritance, be it materially or culturally. Modern liberal arts will call this working for your own descendants "divisive" and inheriting the works of your ancestors "privilege", or as Bezmenov said, this is what Soviet Russia did and failed really bad.
Not liking will not make it any less true: strict monogamy is how nations are made and sustained. Almost all empires had religions with explicit kill orders for adultery including Christianity.
>climate
Europe is the one worst place in the world where empires could've been founded in, and it used to be even worse. People fight with nature and manage.
>maids
Maid is an old word for woman. and the Bible spoke about what happens with decadence, that is, having more sexual partners and other things. The Chinese even explicitely cite this as the last step before the end of a " dynasty cycle". Dynasties end with polyamoury, and because of it.
>not all humans
Absolutely correct. Not all human are baseline. We have trisomy, Huntington, allergies, and AIDS. Oh, let's not forget cancer.
>staggering having sex
If your choice is shame for masturbation, death for adultery, or sleeping with the partner you chose (unique for Westerners, most other cultures had their parents decide), you had a very easy time choosing in the Middle Ages.

PS: promiscuity damages the neural regions designated for emotions.

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>>29321521

>>29334098

Don't forget the fact that monogamy in prehistoric times emerged as a response from mortal STDs.

>>29334098
>With strict monogamy you have one mother and one father devoting their main focus on their own families and their offspring they can be sure is theirs. Thus with this security one can establish a system of inheritance and a wish to enlargen said inheritance, be it materially or culturally.

You might have had a point there if it weren't for the widespread availability of DNA testing services these days that can easily establish the paternity of offspring.

>Not liking will not make it any less true: strict monogamy is how nations are made and sustained. Almost all empires had religions with explicit kill orders for adultery including Christianity.

Then what about the Babylonian and Sumerian Empires that had priestesses who offered to have sex with anyone who visited their temples? Also the Arabic and Ottoman Empires lasted nearly two milleniums before WWI wrecked their shit. In that time the Arabs came up with the concept of zero, without which we wouldn't have computers and the Ottoman Turks invented the musket and improved upon the concept of the cannon invented by the Chinese, which allowed them to take over the Byzantine Empire, which is why it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Islam was the dominant religion in those empires and Muslims are allowed to have additional wives so long as said wives are widows.

>Europe is the one worst place in the world where empires could've been founded in, and it used to be even worse. People fight with nature and manage.

Compared to Alaska, Europe is practically Hawaii.

>PS: promiscuity damages the neural regions designated for emotions.

Probably only the negative emotions like anger, hate and jealousy.

Too much cuckold rhetoric
Not enough cute sci-twi

>>29335746
I thought the Hindus invented or rather discivered zero? and weren't the Japanese and the English the inventors of rifles? also I can't really imagine holy places like temples to take the place of brothels. we had a historyanon calling Arabs copycats months ago.

>>29336562
>>29336562
Why do you think the numbers we use today are called Arabic numerals? Also muskets were invented by the Turks who then sold them to Europeans when trade relations improved. The Japanese obtained rifles from Europeans who came to Japan to establish trade. The Japanese reverse-engineered the tech and came up with their own unique designs.

As for temples being brothels, read the Epic of Gilgamesh. The wild man Enkidu who was causing the local farmers grief by attacking and killing their livestock becomes "civilized" when they ask a priestess of Ishtar, the goddess of fertility, love, war, sex, and power to seduce him. She does this by lying on a slab as he passes by and enticing him with her spread pussy, which he proceeds to fuck.

>>29334098
There are several things wrong with what you said, while some other points were perfectly valid. However I am just going to pick one of the worst offenders because I am too lazy to respond to all of that.

>Europe is the one worst place in the world where empires could've been founded in, and it used to be even worse. People fight with nature and manage.

Europe is one of the very best places in the world where empires could have been founded in.
Apart from the ice age, which was pretty rough, the conditions there have been fairly ideal, especially close to the alps.

The soil in Europe was rich and much more prone to farming than in many other areas in the world. Here is a video explaining why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWVATekt4ZA . If you don't want to listen to it, the short version is that trees suck up a lot of stuff from the ground and grow fast enough to starve other plants, while at the same time having ice ages, which regularly stop plants from evolving to survive on poor conditions, like in the rainforest. They also regularly provide fresh soil.

But of course farming alone was not quite enough for creating an empire. That's what the alps were for. Shortly after people discovered that there is salt to be mined, a minority got rich fast and trade florished. Next they discovered copper, iron, zinc, and so on, which of course would have been harder to find if there were no mountains at all. Next thing you know you have a civilization - and monogamy may have helped to some degree, but the amount of work it did was very little compared to the major discoveries people made thanks to the European landscape.

You could have been as strictly monogamous as you wanted. If your civilization started out in Australia, you would have still been stoneage bushmen, like they were when Australia was first discovered.

>>29320973
Technically, everyone except trannies and Rosie o Donnell are made for sex.
Most living things live or die based on the ability.

>>29321226
> Hey son, ya winnin?

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>>29325434
Ah I was so young, so naive to the Jewish tricks....

Then the cucking happened in season 4 and i figured it was time to move on, a few years later in October 2010 i see a cute pic of rainbow dash on /b/ and head over to /co/ to see what's up, been here ever since.

>>29331932
From what book is this, that shit sounds out of context as hell for him.

>>29336901
I don't know where the first came from but the second is from I Will Fear No Evil.

>>29336955
So it is out of context as hell. Nice job faggot, if you want the real scoop go see what he wrote about planned parenthood in starship troopers.

>>29320989

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>>29336866
Thanks for that post, man. Made my day.

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>send a pony picture to my friend
>girlfriend goes through messages, don't really care because i don't hide anything
>sees pony
>"Anon, why are you sending my little pony stuff to your friend?"
>"Because it was funny"
>She proceeds to actually freak out
>Calls me childish
>Rants about how there is clopping and she is afraid that i get off to mlp
>littledoessheknow.jpg
>"You're making me sick, this is disgusting"
>She then proceeds to throw up and come back to say that she is considering breaking up with me because she "can't take this"
>"Fuck off if you're really thinking of ending a 2 year relationship over some ponies
>She is shocked. I've never sworn at her in a negative way since we've been together
>She leaves
>I ignore her texts because what she's doing is actually retarded
>She will never compare to twilight sparkle tho

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>>29337029
Sorry to hear that, but it sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

>>29337035
She didn't break up with me and i didn't break up with her
She wants to "fix things" but i'm pretty fed up with it.

>>29336729
Arabic? they're called Indic.

>>29337029
To clarify, she left my house, not leaving the relationship>>29337035

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>>29337029
She knew
She knew she would always be second best lmao

>>29337029
>she then proceeds to throw up
Why do I read this so often?

>>29337029
I find it pretty funny that the first thing she assumes is that you get off to ponies just because you send a pony pic to your friend.

She knows.
She knows how little chance she would have against a cute poner.
She wants to keep you as far away from them as she can so that you never find out how superior ponis are.

Yes, that must be it.

>>29337059
> and then her army of 8 year olds crawl out from underneath all the furniture proceed to shame him while she is laterally shaking.

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>>29337059
I
uhm
I don't know?

>>29337059
It's probably girlese for 'stop liking what I don't like'.

>>29337065
That is the only logical reason i would ever believe to be it.

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Semen demon

>>29330931
>tfw I started browsing 4chan during 2015 and will never experience it being mostly sad alcoholics and yet was early enough to notice the large influx of normalfags
I wish I'dve come here sooner. Fuck this.

>>29337045
If she went batshit like that, (shaming language, hysterics, soft ultimatums) I don't see things ending well for the two of you. Especially over something as laughable and harmless as ponies.

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>>29321226
>Ebony Links

>>29337087
He is right. If she freaks out over something like ponies, then I dare not imagine how serious issues are being treated.

>>29337112
what if she's inverted? I mean, she explodes over non-issues but remains calm in really fucked up situations.
>"Oh lol, it's just 9mm stop worrying about it"

>>29337065
They're learning

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>>29337076
don't let the rose tinted glasses fool you, 4chan was always shit. That's why we come here, because we're all shit too

>>29337144
It was always shit but it was the good kind of shit. Now it's just Twitter 2: The Namefaggening.

>>29330800
X GOD

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>>29337144

>>29337048
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_numerals?wprov=sfla1
>Arabic numerals, also calledHindu-Arabic numeralsorEuropean digits,are the tendigits: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, based on theHindu–Arabic numeral system,the most common system for the symbolic representation ofnumbersin the world today. In this system, a sequence of digits such as "975" is read as a single number, using the position of the digit in the sequence to interpret its value. The symbol forzerois the key to the effectiveness of the system, which was developed by ancientmathematicians in the Indian subcontinentaround AD 500.
>There is some evidence to suggest that the numerals in their current form developed fromArabic lettersin theMaghreb, the western region of theArab world.
I guess we were both right.

>You will never meet a female 3dpd above the age of the show fanbase to spill spaghetti with...

What method of suciude should I consider?

>>29338457
Don't give up bro, there's plenty to live for

woops cant let this gem stay all the way down here!

>>29320911
NORMIES GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>29338457
moving into another nation.

bum

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>>29337029
>she can't handle seeing some simple pony images

Anon you made the right choice

>>29341777
>>29342974
take your screencap and fuck off already, redditor.

>>29338457
I met one, we've been steady dating for six months now. Dude, people meet each other because they share a common interest. And there's tons of adult females who are into MLP.

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>>29343001
>the adult females into mlp weigh tons
repaired your error there, friend

I know this thread is bait, but thanks for making me laugh. "girlfriend." you fuckers are too much.

>>29343001
*Tons of adult "females" who are into MLP.

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>>29321180

>>29320973

God hates your drawings.

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>>29343322
Just imagine what she could do during sex.

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>>29343017

You owe me a pair of sides, fucker.

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>>29334098
>PS: promiscuity damages the neural regions designated for emotions.
Sounds legit.

>>29343310
as long as the dick is feminine friendo

>>29343809
She strikes me as a dead fish

>>29344143
>>>/r9k/
Fuck all the frankenvagpenis you can handle, faggot.

>>29344127
It actually does. That's why the more promiscuous you are the less likely you are to stay married.

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>>29320911
like this

>>29331932
>me and my girlfriend are in an open relationship.

Are you her boyfriend, or do you just think you are?

You might just be another lover, and her actual boyfriend is someone you haven't met.

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>Girlfriend

>>29331852
>>29332001

My girlfriend used to be in an "open relationship" with another man. She was all alone while he was off screwing some other woman and she convinced herself that it was okay because she loved him and wanted him to be happy. That abusive relationship is over now, and we're faithful to each other and are planning on having a traditional marriage.

Promiscuity might feel good for a very short time, but it hurts for years afterward, and it hurts people you love more than yourself.

>>29347081
Well I screw my girlfriend pretty much all the time. It's just during the rare hours when neither of us are available to fuck each other that we fuck other people.

>>29321180
Nudity delete this.

>>29347725

Do you enjoy thinking about all the other men your girlfriend fucks? Does she ever compare you to them? Can you smell and taste them on her?

>>29348022
>Do you enjoy thinking about all the other men your girlfriend fucks?
Yes, I sometimes fap to the mental image of her getting gangbanged by zebras.
>Does she ever compare you to them?
Just once. She told me about this punk rocker pony friend she sometimes fucks with a pitch-black horse dick. She says I'm bigger though.
>Can you smell and taste them on her?
Well considering we've only had sex on Second Life, I'd have to say no but if I could I think I'd be pretty turned on.

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>>29331932
>Look I have an inspirational quote that makes absolutely no logical conclusion from any valid premise whatsoever, simply stating things randomly instead. That means I'm right or smart or something.

>>29349020
Well to provide context, the second quote is from a novel he wrote called I Will Fear No Evil about an elderly multi-billionaire who arranges to have his brain transplanted into a younger body, which ends up being a woman's body and not only that but the body of his hot, young secretary who died around the same time he was being prepped for surgery and happened to have the same rare blood type as him.

He was telling his secretary about his son and how he loved him in spite of him not really being his son biologically (he could tell since his son's blood type was not the same as his) and still loving his wife despite the fact that she had sexual relations with another man, and that his daughters from other marriages were also not really his but he only cut them out of his will because they were brought up by their mothers to despise him after said mothers ran off with what little of his money they could.

I don't know where the second quote came from but I'm guessing it came from Stranger In A Strange Land, a book about a man raised by Martians who comes to Earth to learn about his people and shares what he learned living among the Martians with other humans he befriends and even starting a church inspired by Martian culture where members within each "nest" share everything; money, belongings and most of all, lovers. It was adopted by the hippies as their "bible" when it was first published in 1961.

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>>29349183
And? This doesn't add any logical meaning, proven methodology or even falsifiability. It is just the a random string of words that the author thought to make the character say according to it's situation, and it's precisely this lack of logical procedure what makes it so appealing to people. Why, you ask? I can answer you with another quote, and I'll even start a little before and end a little after the string I need to show just so that you can actually infer properly what the character meant; as opposed to choosing as little as I need to twist it into my convenience, all this regardless of the greater context:
> I don’t believe that need (for knowledge)
even exists. There is a need to understand, and you don’t need knowledge for that.
The hypothesis of God, for instance, gives an incomparably absolute opportunity
to understand everything and know absolutely nothing[...]An approach like that doesn’t require any knowledge. Just a few
memorized formulas pins so-called intuition and so-called common sense.
And that's why Paulo Cohelo's quotes are so popular on facebook, and why self-motivation books sell to well.

>>29349312
eh, I fucked up, but you can read it still.

>>29349312
You've never read much of Heinlein's work, have you? He often uses the characters in his novels as mouthpieces to espouse his personal beliefs to the reader. His novels were a form of social commentary in addition to being sci-fi adventures.

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>>29349371
>He often uses the characters in his novels as mouthpieces to espouse his personal beliefs to the reader
So it's his own random strings of personal opinions with no logical process in between, then. Also:
>American cold war era sci-fi novel
>not a big compendium of ideological propaganda.

>His novels were a form of social commentary
So is the one I'm quoting, except it doesn't just criticize the society the author grew in from the specific point of view of the author filled with mouthpieces, it gives a slightly more objective and cynical description of humanity as whole. Instead having one character constantly patting it's own author in the back for his ideas, Roadside picnic is focused on several characters, all with different motivations and countering points of view which are openly discussed in the novel with no specific "right answer" set in mind, and yet, that's how the author manages to be so precise and so accurate in it's commentary.
>social commentary with sci-fi adventure
Woah, hold your horses anon, that sound like such an original and unique work of fiction. Definitely not something as old as science fiction itself.

>>29349371
>He often uses the characters in his novels as mouthpieces to espouse his personal beliefs to the reader.

But every author does that tho. Even I do that in my novel-length my little pony fanfictions.

>>29349478
Well, I might have given you the wrong idea about his work. He isn't that bad, else he wouldn't have been considered one of sci-fi's Big Three along with Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke. He often has one character in his novels acting as the "wise, old mentor" to the protagonist who gives him sage advice pertaining to some problem or dilemma the protagonist is facing and oftentimes this advice reflected Heinlein's own beliefs and ideals. Stranger In A Strange Land is considered one long tract espousing nudism and polyamory, both of which Heinlein practiced in real life and the one filling the role of "wise, old mentor" is an author with multiple doctorates, Jubal Harshaw who explains these things to the laypeople that are puzzled about the intentions behind the protagonist, Valenitine Michael Smith's actions.

Typically the antagonists are people (or aliens) that represent the opposite viewpoint, such as the bugs in Starship Troopers who were meant to be an allegory for communist governments like the USSR and PRC or the slugs in The Puppet Masters who were an allegory for communist spies and infiltrators that many people feared would undermine the US government during the Red Scare.

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What the fuck are you guys talking about?
How did you get from telling your gf that you want to fuck horses to whatever BS you're talking about?

>>29320911
>girlfriend
He reacted pretty well considering i met him through this place :^)

>>29320911
>/mlp/
>girlfriend

Pick one

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>>29320911

She neighed, took a shit in my foot and starting winking her pussy.


She's a crazy horse like that

>>29349995
>>>/hhh/

My ex and I would spam each other with porn from our respective fandoms.

Holy shit the thread's still up?
Did the polyamory fag leave already?

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>>29320911
Oh look, it's THIS thread again.

>>29351032
He's sitting in the corner, watching
Like all cucks do

>>29346132
Wat. It couldnt possibly be that more promiscuos people have a harder time finding partners that are truly 100% ok with it. It must be that having sex with different partners damages your brain.

OK.

>>29352698
Not that guy, but whats with all the polyamory hate in this thread anyway?

If two people are 100% fine with an open relationship then that is fine is it not?

Relationships are founded on more then just sex. Or do all you autists in here think sex is some sacred thing between two people that ties them together or something?

>>29321521
There is no fucking way that this ISN'T bait.

>>29322327
It's what you deserve for even considering a disgusting 3d pig d e s u.

>>29323899
Book is alright but it was written by a teenage girl who spent half of her time schlicking to the people she made up.

It really shows.

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>>29325434
Did not into waifu before mlp.

Was in high-school crying about how some 3d with orange hair only kind of liked me and horses saved me from it.

>mfw I literally just caught the first episode airing and watched it, thought nothing of it and then got on my computer that night and saw some guys talking about it on /k/.

My /k/omrades got me into it d e s u.

Here is waifu now.

>>29331944
>It's fine if you want to be uncultured swine and dis Heinlein, one of the greatest science fiction authors of the 20th century. I simply believe in the free love future that he envisioned

Anon that "free love future" was a nightmare of his and he wrote books like that to warn us about how totally not good it is.

>>29336866
This post hurt me just a little.

I never took my degeneracy to levels like that but my best friend did and his father hated him for years.

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>>29337029
Yo Chris waddup my dude.

Just remember that horses are always superior.

I've been telling you for years.

>>29352848
Because it's an idiotic and immature compromise between being in a committed relationship and being a free spirit, it's trying to have your cake and eat it too and shit just doesn't work that way. It's the sort of solution a teenager would come up with.

If you want to be friends with someone and hang out and fug while still seeing other people that's fine, but it's just not a relationship at that point. Don't call each other "boyfriend/girlfriend", don't move in together, don't get married, and above all else don't have kids.

>>29349867
While I appreciate the interest and the information; if you think that makes me fill a lot of respect for the author or pronounce the slightest consideration for his phrases used above, you're wrong.

>>29321226
>https://imgur.com/a/bwZ7H
U got me

>>29353311
>his father hated him for years
How much of a degenerate was he anyways?

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>>29351863
What the fuck?