EQG/Humanized Thread #225 - Beau Geste Edition

You are all beta autists and none of the girls would like you guys irl.

>>29269303
It's Fingerbang, ya dip.

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>>29269310
Since when has this thread become a journal for your life experiences?

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Here's a story I wrote in The Sleepover Thread thread that sort of works for here.
Title: Punishment.

PRELUDE
>Senior year of high school.
>Towards the beginning, the bad times outweighed the good until the later half came and made everything worth it.
>In the fall, you made several attempts to sit with the coolest kids in school at lunch. Flash and his circle of friends.
>You were one of the ‘middle kids’ to whom those guys and girls conversed during school, but ignored you in real life.
>They did let you sit at their table, but rarely talked to you.
>You stopped trying to talk to them after a while, just eating your lunch and listening to everyone else. Laughing whenever they’d laugh.
>In a way, you did become one of them, but not one of the REAL ones.
>They kept telling you that you were cool like them, but their words were all they had going for them in that argument. You caught on really soon that they didn’t really care about you.
>And then winter came, and you had a lot more work to do after a while, and it ate up your time, and then you couldn’t promise to be available after school for them to make up for… not already being in their group?
>When you say it out loud to yourself, it sounds like you’re the one who’s being stupid, but that’s not the case when you think it in your mind.
>You never really register this notion much, as you start having to double down on your homework; you’re failing horribly.
>Your dad practically doesn’t care about checking your report card whenever it comes in.
>The last time he saw your grades slipping, he just relieved you of the chores you had to do for the week so you had more time to do your homework. That week was one of the only decent academic weeks you’ve had since elementary school.
>He’s a cool but irresponsible dad; he hardly even knows when you’re home during the weekends. You’d party with Flash and his friends whenever you got the chance if they ever invited you.

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>>29269367
>But of course, your grades go right back down the tank.
>It reaches the point where even your very graduation is at stake. This is getting REALLY bad, and you’re doing practically nothing to turn it around.
>Right before Christmas break, you’re called to the Vice Principal’s office for obvious reasons.
>But some other not-so-obvious things went down during that session.
>Here’s how the conversation pretty much went:
>”When do you do your homework?” Luna asks you. “You know… when you actually do decide to do your homework.”
“Like… uh, the night before.” You remember never having done it even an hour prior to right before it’s due.
>”How hard is doing the homework for you?”
“It’s… well, it’s boring. I’d say the problems would be easy if I really wanted to do the homework. Not like I hate school or anything.”
>You actually hate most things about school.
>”What if I told you I was about to ask you to solve some math problems right now?” Luna’s voice grows a little playful for the tone of a vice principal, let alone the fact that she’s saying something you’d more expect a math teacher to say.
“Like, right here?”
>”Yes.”
>You remember the pencil in your backpack, mentally preparing to take it out. And it was a good thing you thought this; Luna places a stack of papers on the desk between the two of you.
>You’re writing your name on the top line before you know it, and looking at the rows of seemingly easy math problems. There are much less of them than there are in the homework.
>At least, that’s what it feels like since you don’t have to go looking through a textbook to seek out and find the problems you’d have to do. No word problems either – you hate those.
>Blow right through the few problems, noticing Luna smiling at how quickly you’re doing this. She leans on her elbows with her smile between her hands on her cheeks.
>…

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>>29269374
>”So… fifteen minutes in total.” She notifies you after a short glance at the clock.
“Yeah, well… those were easy.”
>”Actually, they’re from one of the homeworks you didn’t finish.” She smirks at you. “In fact, it IS one of the homeworks you didn’t finish.”
>You almost widen your eyes with your gaze fixed back onto the paper. Trying to think of a response for this.
>”You see, I think your problem with homework and studying for tests is motivation to get it done. Not figuring out how to do the homework itself.”
“I… well, yeah. Maybe.”
>”Not maybe. This seems to be clear as day to me.” Her insistent tone softens as she sits back down and locks her fingers in front of herself. “And it looks like someone’s going to have to motivate you to work harder.” She grins again. “And I think that someone is me.”
“Wh-what?”
>She takes out a red pen and writes a 100 on the paper with a circle around it. It doesn’t take long to piece together in your head what’s going to change on your report card.
>”It seems like you have no problem doing homework right in front of me watching you.” Luna continues with a slightly suggestive change in pitch after she says ‘watching’. “So… let’s make a deal.”
>Her choice of words gives you the faintest chill.
>…
>And after that point, you ended up paying Vice Principal Luna a lot more visits, with more and more A’s appearing into the past on your report card.
>After the third or fourth time, Luna let you sit on her side of the desk when you did your old, and eventually, new homeworks. You never even had to think about it when you got home anymore; they were done the day they were assigned before school was even over.
>Luna let you work on homework from all of your classes, helping you along the way a few of the times.
>Winter ended, spring rolled around…

>>29269377
>After a while, you both knew what was really up.
>You could just tell. And she knew you could tell, but never addressed it. It was so subtle, yet so thick in the air.
>Nothing you wanted to happen happened AT ALL. It was so frustrating. All you did was do homework, and things never went past that… until…
>In the beginning of April, things began to heat up.
>Both of you soon sat with the chairs right against one another, and Luna putting an arm around you would make you unable to resist smiling as you wrote down the answers.
>And soon… tried your best to write down anything at all after things got a little… nondescript.
>The weather was getting warmer… you both got curious… what else can be said?
>But each session did end with you getting another 100, despite some of them being longer.
>She didn’t go into the territory where you wouldn’t be fully clothed anymore, but often camped out right at the border of it.
>You never figured out what it was she saw in you. Never cared enough to question this beautiful thing.
>…
>In comes the very beginning of Summer. Last couple of weeks of the school year.
~
>”Well… I dunno where we’re gonna be going.” Flash leans against a locker in front of his friends.
>Your heart sinks a little bit, but not enough to make you give your hopes up.
“But you can let me know where you guys are going once you find out, right?”
>Norman gives Flash that look that says it all; they’re getting tired of talking to you AND there is something they are keeping secret from you.
>Flash half winces back at him before turning back to you. “Well, senior week takes a lot of planning. Everyone’s going to one place, and it’s still pretty early.”
“Is it because you think I’m not 18 yet?” You deflect. “Because I turned 18 in like January.”
>”Listen, dude. You’re a cool guy and all, but the thing is that we just don’t have a set place to go yet.” His tone imitates that of a parent telling a four-year-old he can’t have ice cream.

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>>29269381
>You reluctantly frown.
>He just stands there and nods his head. As though that’s supposed to make you turn around and walk away.
“But I heard you guys say you were going to go to the beach.”
>”But we don’t know WHICH beach.” Flash ‘corrects’ you.
>Nolan’s face itself tells you that he knows Flash is making this up. They all know exactly WHICH beach and they’re not telling you.
>They don’t want to invite you to come with them for senior week, just like all of the other kids who aren’t in their special circle of popular people.
>It feels like an insult that you’re being lumped together with the cringy kids with their fingers publicly up their noses half the time. At least in this situation.
>You deserve more of a chance than them at least. You don’t think you’re very self-entitled to think that way. You’re not even half as bad as the kids you’re being grouped with by the cool kids.
“Well, then can you at least text me when you guys figure it out?”
>”Yea.” Norman steps in. “We’ll let you know, dude.” His very promise sounds like a dirty one that’s bound to be broken.
>There’s almost a grin on his face.
“O… kay…” You reach into your pocket to grab your phone.
>”Oh, uh, it’s cool. We’ll find your number in the directory.” Flash assures you. “I gotta go.”
>Everyone follows him as he turns around and walks away… including you.
>You’re starting to feel silly at this point, but you’re too angry and determined to care.
>Following them doesn’t last long after a few questioning glares slow your pace to a stop.
>You’re left behind.
>…
>”So they don’t want you to join them for Senior Week, huh?” Luna asks you as you finish up the last of your math problems for the school year.
“I’m not cool enough.” You mockingly explain with your fingers wiggling around in mid air. “They only like people from the football team and stuff.”

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>>29269388
>Luna frowns. “Well, I can’t force them to let you go along. It’s outside of my jurisdiction.” She places a hand on your shoulder. “But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a fun weekend.”
>You feel a shock overcome you.
>Could this be it?
>You’d have to go to wherever she lives in order for this to happen, you imagine.
“Oh?” You’re visibly shaking.
>”You see, I am the one who hosts after school detention. So if you were to stay after school and miss the bus or something, perhaps I could give you a ride.”
“A ride home?”
>She grins with that sultry expression again. “Well, a ride home the next morning.”
>You feel your mouth curl into a deep smile.
>”So you can then go to bed and get some sleep.”
>You feel your mouth curl into a deeper smile.

There's more to this that I have typed, and even more that I haven't typed. I'll post more here tomorrow and the rest once I finish the story itself.
If you want an idea of how this thing will go, the main character is a bratty schoolboy who got snubbed by the cooler kids during senior week, and now The Vice Principal invites him over to her house to have a fun senior week there instead. She and Celestia will discipline him in multiple definitions.

>>29269411
Oh yes, I like where this is going.

>>29269303
That's a nice pic. Is there a part 2 to it, catch my drift?

>>29269530
not yet

>>29269530
There doesn't seem to be. But here's the artist who drew it. https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-shaxbert

>>29269565
>>29269569
Ah, thanks anyway.

>>29266106
>You saved the paper
>Stuffed in into a drawer in your dorm
>Think about her all night
>Literally fap to the picture of her printed write panties
>It's just been so long
>You even go around the college looking for Sugarcoat
>She's nowhere
>Fuck
>Give up eventually and focus on school
>
>Friday
>Week 1 is finally over
>Damn that was a long week of classes
>You get in bed
>All of your roommates out partying
>You're just too exhausted
>Can't do any fun shit
>Almost sleep
>But there's a knock on your dorm door
>Get up and answer door
>"Hey, nerd"
>It's motherfucking Sugarcoat
>Wearing a tight red dress
>Red lipstick
>Looks like she ought to be clubbing
>This is the first time you've seen her in-
"Holy shit!" You gasp, to yourself
>Sugarcoat flashes the same panties from the printing ones
>Lifts her dress up to show you
>Only for like a second
>"Only because you probably missed me so much"
"Where have you been?"
>"Don't worry about it."
>She leaves
>You're too tired to follow
>But she knows how to get to here
>That's satisfying for now, actually
>Cause it's not like she won't come back

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>>29269789
It's only a matter of time before the fuck

>>29269411
Nice

>>29269712
CadenceXLuna fic when?

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How long... has it been, since you betrayed me.

I heard your hate, from beyond the grave, still burning, still so full of spite for a corpse.

What has your hate done? What have you accomplished on the shoulders of felled giants?

I am Oddymandias, Writefag of Writefags.
See my posts, ye normies, and cringe.

>>29269789
Tsundere Sugarcoat is best Sugarcoat

>>29271478
yandere sugarcoat is the best yandere.

>>29269411
I still don't know what you meant by only sleeping in your dreams.

>>29269789
>In the computer lab every day now
>Don't want to miss any of this
>You get lots of work don't this way anyway
>Win win
>Sugar somehow knows when you're in the lab
>Kinda creepy
>But at least she still likes you
>Check the printer every five minutes
>She'd want you to act desperate anyway
>Finally after like another week, another one
>A message came with it
>"Good thing you're there a lot huh, nerd?"
>No way to reply
>This sort if thing continues
>Sugar teasing you through printers
>Literally how the fuck is she doing this?
>Starting to keep you up at night
>But she ain't stopping
>You're her creepy little nerd
>Hanging out at the printers waiting for her to send you lewds
>...somehow
>Saturday night is coming up

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>>29273306
>tsundere stalker

>>29273449
>Yandere hacker

>>29273556
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>29274343
My question is what is that thing on sunny's arm?

>>29273306
>Alone on Saturday night
>In computer lab for the sole purpose of printer and fax machine fun
>You wait
>No one else around
>Doing lab report
>The printer starts whirring
>Wait for it
>It's just words this time
>"Hey nerd. Couldn't help but notice you're all boring and alone tonight. I feel sorry for you, so come to the library. Yes this is a scavenger hunt."
>You pray for this to end in sex

>>29274830
>You pray for this to end in sex
As do we all.

Sunset is my wife

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>>29274839
She's my bicycle. Because I ride her every day.

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>>29274874
Why would you just go and lie like that?
I married her years ago and she would only do something like that with me.

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>>29274896
>brings photographic evidence of your wife's infidelity
>still remains oblivious of said infidelity
I have some bad news for you buddy.

>>29274996
>fanart

>>29275004
>Cuck

>>29274896
Lawyer up man.

>>29274830
>inb4 she leaves a trail of panties

>>29275187
>That one time Anon wore tight pants.

>>29269303
Is that Dean green going to continue?

>>29275545
Yes, a big yes. I love writing it. Just started more of it. Thank you all for the feedback. I will post more soon.

>>29275187
>>29275215
l-lewd. Green when?

>>29275604
Awesome keep up the work. I dunno why but women that have power are hot as hell.

>>29269303
Bump

>>29275642
I wrote a really quick satire thing.
>>29275187
>>29275215
Title: A Hot Meal.

>BE ANONYMOUS THE ANON (but don't drop this just yet)
>Average looking guy in school, kind of an outsider, you know, the cliché kind.
>Quiet guy, thoughtful and has opinions different than most people. Probably relatable, idk, just picture a generic protag or something. But with muscles because that'll be part of the plot later.
>The hot girls at school never seemed to care about you, they just sort of talk to you when it's necessary and that's about it.
>It's hard trying to get them to really like you. They all like Flash or something instead. Like in the movies or whatever.
>But that all changes after something happens. (omg!)
>All of your other clothes are being washed.
>Nothing to wear but whatever is in the deepest corners of your closet. Filled with nothing but clothes you haven't worn in years.
>Gotta catch that damn bus. No time to wait for shit to dry. You slap on the first shirt and pair of pants you can get your hands on.
>Rush out, catch the bus.
>You look down after noticing something different.
>Everything's so tight, and you only just now put it together in your head that clothes from a long time ago are too small to fit you properly.
>There's no turning back now, and you silently sit still in the bus seat all the way to school and hesitantly step off.
>As soon as you walk in the main doors, all eyes are on you. Well, mostly the eyes of the girls.
>Just scurry through the hallway and get into your homeroom class and then analyze the situation. What you find is something that makes you feel conflicted about the current circumstances.
>Your shredded body struggles to break through from underneath the tiny t-shirt you have on, but you notice something that would probably get the girls' eyes on you a little more.
>Your lap bears the most prominent looking bulge you've ever seen on yourself.

>>29276499
>It's so tight that you can even see the crease separating the head of your dick from the shaft.
>It doesn't help that you're a rather large-sized man. (gee, what were the odds?)
>You just have to deal with this until one of the teachers calls you out for violating the school dress code with your massive schlong.
>It's surprising how none of them say a word the entire day. You're basically a walking porn flick right now.
>These clothes might as well be a coat of paint.
>You can hardly move around; hardly escape everyone's line of sight when they start to stare.
>...
>After school.
>You missed the bus home because of course you did.
>Text a buddy of yours to come pick you up since you don't have your car with you.
>He's busy with stuff and can't come by for another hour, but you'll take it.
>Walk around with a weird feeling that there are people waiting for you. Out to get you somehow.
>As thought you're being stalked by a predator.
>Go around a corner.
>"Hey, Anon~" Pinkie Pie's voice catches you by surprise.
"Oh, uh, hi?"
>You cross your arms in front of you, but you know it's no use.
>Your arms are thick, but not thick enough to cover all of those bulging muscles under your clothes.
>Pinkie Pie sits on some nearby bleachers with a couple of her friends; Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy.
>Spike isn't there because NOPE.
>"Wat'cha doin'?" Applejack smiles at you.
>You instantly pick up on the collective bedroom eyes they're giving you.
>Staring at you know exactly where.
>They look so... thirsty. No, hungry.
"I was just passing by."
>"Really, now..." Rarity was closest to you, and starts to walk towards you as though you're pulling her in with a gravitational pull.
>Her friends follow.
"Hey, now. I don't want any trouble." You start to shake in your boots as they move faster than your speed and slowly surround you.
>With those same glazed gazes locked onto your body. You're being thoroughly ogled right now.

>>29276513
>They know what they want.
>You know what they want.
"I just wanted to..."
>"That's a nice outfit you've go there." Fluttershy steps in front of you.
>"Why don'cha come sit with us?" Applejack puts her hands on your shoulders.
"Um, well... my buddy is going to pick me up in a little bit."
>"Oh? How long, darling?" Rarity almost whispers into your ear.
"In an... hour." You tell her the truth because of course you do.
>You actually did all of this stuff today on purpose because you secretly wanted this to happen.
>They think you're so scared right now.
>"Well we can hang out until then." Pinkie tells you.
>"I've missed you a lot since last week." Fluttershy sighs, before gently pulling you in for a hug.
>It's a cushioned hug; this girl's got some knockers on her.
"Oh, heh."
>Your heart rate speeds up, and you feel Pinkie Pie hug you from behind.
>"I missed you too, Nonny."
>From where Rarity and Applejack's eyes go, you know exactly what they're trying to do.
>The other two girls' eyes go right to your crotch, which is starting to become an even tighter space right now.
>It's clear they can see your bulge growing. Enchanting them and making them hopelessly moist.
>They herd you over to the bleachers and sit you down.
>Pretend to try and stand back up, but they push you back onto your ass.
>Rarity bites her lip as she looks behind you and watches your lower back slide out from underneath.
>They're soon starting to have you lean back.
>"No need to go anywhere else, Anon." Applejack tells you. "Just stay riiiight here with us."
>Can't stand up again; you're held back down upon attempting to do so.
>"Riiiight here." Applejack repeats, quieter and more breathy this time.
>Fluttershy positions your arm around her and hugs you from the side, feeling up your toned torso.
>"So how are you feeling, darling?" Rarity sits herself onto your knees.
"I dunno."

>>29276523
>Pinkie Pie slides onto the other side of you while Applejack massages your shoulders from behind.
>It's not long before they start tugging at the waistline of your pants.
>It's too tight for just one of them to get the pants to go anywhere.
>But they work together and manage, not even bothering to undo the button or unzip your fly.
>You're easily at full mast now, and it's very apparent to them. That member is dying to come out.
>And these friendly girls here want to help you out.
>Their breathing against your neck quickens as they get the pants halfway down your hips.
>The very sight of it is forcing Pinkie Pie's face to turn bright red; and the others aren't blushing any less.
>You can literally hear them breathing as they tug harder, getting almost desperate for to meat that's underneath.
>All four of them crowd around you and hold you down. Working your tight pants off.
>Not allowing you to leave until they get what they want so badly from you.
>The pants are finally pulled far down enough for your ass to be completely out.
>Applejack wedges herself under you and starts to feel around your glutes. Breathing down your neck with a few quiet sighs.
>All four of the girls start to gasp lewdly as they watch the base of your cock appear, and slowly get unveiled as they all pull your pants down your meaty thighs.
>You can swear that they're starting to drool as they completely free the erect member and fling it to bounce off of your stomach.
>Pinkie hungrily grabs your shaft and begins stroking. Fluttershy reaches in and sneaks her fingers to your balls.
>Applejack keeps pulling your pants down with your ass in her lap.
>Rarity leans in and plays with your head with the tip of her tongue.
>All of which makes you heat up like CHS is located near the fucking equator or something.
>Your junk is lovingly assaulted and fondled by these young ladies.
>It's not clear whether or not they've had practice before, you know know they're definitely into it now.

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>>29276533
>Prompting you to cum.
>Rarity catches the pre-cum with her tongue, and as soon as she tastes enough of it in her mouth, she starts to share it with Applejack over your shoulder.
>Soon offering some to Pinkie and Fluttershy as well.
>They stimulate you more and more until you can no longer hold back.
>You feel yourself climax with the force of 1,001.5 suns.
>Here comes the load; Rarity and Fluttershy eagerly lean their faces in with their mouths open.
>Not sure if they're more hungry or thirsty.
>Your load shoots out; spaghetti and meatballs. (because I need to make something different happen)
>Rarity and Fluttersy's faces are coated in noodles and tomato sauce, all warmed up from your body heat.
>The meatballs start hitting them in the face, but they catch as many as they can and PASSIONATELY chew them.
>"Mmmmmmmmmm~"
>They share it with Pinkie Pie and Applejack, getting saucy stains everywhere with the exquisite cuisine.
>They got a hot meal now. No need to eat dinner later; they will be full for a while.
>...
>You finish cumming, and the girls wash everything down with their breast milk.
>Finally get picked up by your buddy, Norman the normal person.
>"Duuude, why are you covered in Ragu Sauce?"
"Just drive, man."
The End.
I just had to get something out before midnight.
>>29272032
Not even I know what it means.
>>29270161
>>29269461
I'll post more of it tomorrow for sure this time. Pic related.

>>29276557
I liked this, but could you make a version where it's just normal porn and he cums in their faces?

>>29276637
>he doesn't cum spaghetti and meatballs
What are you, fucking faggot?

>>29276557
Ten out of ten

>>29276637
This is normal porn. Normal porn for normal people.

>>29276557
Thanks for the satire handsome. I liked it.

>>29276637
>He doesn't want to cum spaghetti
Pleb.

>>29269712
Upper Crust looks suicidal af

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>>29275187

>>29275604
>Yes, a big yes.
Nice. Can't wait.

>>29277282
Unf

>>29276793
Sugar a cute

>>29274830
Go on

>>29269303
That groping on Glim Glam in that pic is just the best.

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Holy fuck, Rarity, what the hell?

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>>29278688
Holy fuck watch Applejack's eyes

>>29278711
>>29278688
It's canon

nice to see that these threads are slow as fuck since you fucking changed the name
why did you do that?
the thread was never consulted about this
why are you letting two faggots who jerk each other off on discord ruin these threads?!
BRING BACK FINGERBANG!

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>>29279134
Look at Sunset's eyes.

>>29269303
>decided to merge
I call fucking bullshit you cocksucking pieces of shit
bring back fingerbang!

change it back!

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>>29269303

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>>29279683

>29279681
I'm not addressing you after this, but reminder that these posts exist
>>29253231
>>29269259
He's starting to want the same thing you want, so maybe you should stop sperging out. That's my advice, take it or leave it.

>>29279683
>>29279687
Cute.

>>29279741
delete this thread and start anew!

>>29279555
The shipping is real

>>29274830
>Run to the library
>Instinctively go to the printers
>A fucking paper is coming out right as you walk up
>First clue
>"Wow you actually came over here, nerd. Well this isn't a scavenger hunt, I'm just messing with you because you deserve it"
>You scratch your head
>Another paper printing
>Read it
>"Just go back to your dorm and give up. I can't believe you're this desperate after not seeing me for months."
>She's planning something
>You go back to your room
>Walking down the hall almost to your door
>You can fucking see Sugarcoat
>She stands outside another dorm
>Waiting for you to come by then goes in
>Totally not done on purpose
>But fuck it you're horny
>Knock on her door
>"You weren't supposed to find out I live here nerd"
>She's right on the other side
>Figures
>"Get lost, go back to the computer lab"
"But I wanna hang out again"
>She's silent
"I want to... Hang Out."
>She mumbles to herself
>Opens the door
>"You're lucky I'm nice tonight. Just get in here before someone sees."
>You're already erect

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>>29280396
>Entering her room
>Already erect

>>29280396
Do we get to hotdog the sugar ass?

>>29280520
Oh yes, yes we will

>>29280520
That might be an understatement, knowing how tsundere/yandere girls get when they really want it.

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>>29280807
>that book
NO

>>29280819
Don't worry, she's bi. Still likes dick just as much.

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>>29280819
More tsundere version.

>>29280843
>Don't worry, she's bi. Still likes dick just as much.
Slightly reassuring

>>29281052
Thanks

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I'd like Sugarcoat to make Anon muffins or something after they have awkward sex.

>>29281605
>I'm only giving you these because I spat in them.
>BAKA!

>>29280843
>You will never fuck Sugarcoat while she eats out one of her friends.

(I'm already out of Celestia/Luna pictures to use, so this one is going without images.)
>>29269411
Anyway, here’s more of the short thingy I’m writing for here. Get ready for even more porn logic.
~
>Sometime around 12 noon.
>You enter the cafeteria with your plate of food.
>Flash and his buddies are already seated, whispering to one another as you approach.
“So which beach you guys going to?”
>It’s too loud in the cafeteria to hear their annoyed sighs.
>”I told you, dude. We didn’t figure it out yet.” Flash reminds you with a swimsuit model magazine in front of him.
“Yeah, you don’t know where you’re going literally tomorrow. Okay. Okay, fine. I guess that makes perfect sense.” You find their senior week trip expendable on the grounds of better things to happen this weekend.
>Flash raises his hands. “Chill, man. It’s just a really weird decision.” He turns to Nolan. “I mean, you said you wanted to go to the one south of the one I wanted, right?”
>Nolan instantly agrees with him, nodding sharply.
>No time for this.
“If you’re going to exclude me from your trip, at least be honest about it.”
>”Why you gotta be hostile, man?”
“Don’t beat around the bush. I know you already chose the beach you wanted to go to like a week ago. And if you’re not going to let me come with you because I’m not cool enough, then you can fuck yourselves. All of you.”
>They all start to look insulted, but they know the jig is up.
>”We just trying to be nice about it, man.” Norman finally concedes. “Stop being so salty.”
>Reach in front of him and tip his lemonade over. It spills all over the table, even staining the magazine Flash had out in front of him.
>Walk away with your middle finger in the air facing them.
~
>3:00 PM.
>”Not many students get a detention right before the last week of school.” Luna tells you as she leans on the desk in the empty science classroom you’re sitting at.

>>29282185
>She had already known you were coming here.
“I still think they had it coming.”
>”I agree with you.” Luna starts to smile, now bent towards you on the desk you’re sitting in. “But your impulsive behavior has… consequences.”
>Her bulging chest is right next to your head.
>”If you act out again, I’m going to have to extend your punishment.” The hint she drops is all you need.
>Cop a feel of her chest through her top; she waits for a few seconds before straightening up and holding back a smile.
>”That’s it. You want to act this way around me after all I’ve done for you? You’re getting a bigger punishment.”
>The next thing you know, you’re being escorted out of the school.
>Told to wait by the bleachers in the soccer field as Luna goes to her car. She circles around the school and picks you up where there aren’t any cameras to see you entering her car.
>A text to your lazy dad was all that was needed to give the impression that you’re going with Flash and his friends for senior week.
~
>4:00 PM, probably.
>The car pulls up in the driveway. The house is a decent-sized one story home from what you can tell.
>”I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but you brought this upon yourself.” Luna softly scolds you as she turns the car off.
>You just sit there and keep staring at her chest, waiting for her to address you doing so. Only look up to her face when she crosses her arms and gives you a spurious looking pout.
>”So that’s it, huh? Staring at me like that is very rude, you know.”
“Can’t help it.”

>>29282196
>A smile sneaks its way to her face as she watches you shrug. It’s immediately repressed by a straight face.
>”Well hopefully, my sister and I can discipline you tonight. Because it’s obvious how badly you need this.”
>She steps out on the driver’s side, walking around to the passenger’s side and yanking you out by the arm the very second she opens the door. Her hold on you is too stern to break away from.
>”Inside, now.” She orders, to which you very willingly obey.
>You’re escorted through the front door, hearing some noises from inside the house. Luna pulls you closer to her.
>”Oh hello.” Principal Celestia emerges from around a corner, waving to the two of you. “Sister… what is he doing here?”
>Luna steps forward with you after locking the door. “Remember the student I’ve been helping get his grades back up?”
>”Mhm.”
>”This is him. And he’s been behaving pretty erratically at the school.”
>Celestia raises her eyebrows in what looks more like delight rather than surprise. “What? Him?”
>”He even grabbed me in an inappropriate way just a while ago.” Luna glares at you. “So this student is going to stay overnight today and tomorrow here with us for his punishment. He’s not allowed to leave until Monday morning.”
>It’s Friday.
“What? I thought it was only for one night.” You pretend to be against this.
>”That changed when you kept eyeballing me in the car.” Luna tells you. “So now, instead of hanging out with those losers on the beach, you’re stuck with us for the whole weekend. And you have to do everything we say.”
>Celestia steps up to you. “Luna told me about when she helped you reverse the bad grades you’ve gotten on your homework.” She leans over to your eye level. “I helped her keep this a secret from the school board. Looked the other way when I saw the numbers change. I don’t understand how you could… are… are you staring at my chest?”

>>29282205
>You had hardly processed anything she said to you after your eyes were drawn to that cleavage peeking out from under her jacket and striped shirt.
>The principal takes her finger and pushes your chin up. “You’re a lot sleazier than I thought. It’s a good thing you’re cute up close.”
>”I should have warned you.” Luna adds. “Better watch out before he gropes you too.”
>”It’s not a problem. Doesn’t matter how much his eyes, or hands keep wandering down there. We have all weekend with him.”
>Celestia lets out a short gasp as your hand lightly squeezes one of her boobs. You’re starting to get impatient… in a strangely good way.
>”Well, I never!” Celestia doesn’t really bother to jolt back.
>You can tell that they’re just about as excited as you are, not really all that surprised that Celestia had known about Luna helping you.
>The door can be heard clicking after Luna fastens an extra lock.
>”It’s very impolite to be impulsive the way you are.” Celestia tells you as Luna creeps up behind you with a sinister grin.
>They could not have possibly approached you soon enough. Those keys used to lock the doors are tossed to the other side of the room and land in a cushioned chair.
>”My sister and I think you need to learn to have a little bit of empathy for others around you.” Celestia continues as she starts to push you back into her sister.
>A pair of arms clamp onto yours from behind and restrain you.
>With a predatory glare, Celestia lunges her hands at your torso and begins to eagerly feel. You’re forcefully directed over to a nearby corner in the room.
>Luna holds you by the arms from behind, too tightly for you to be able to break free. “Not very talkative now, are you?”
>Celestia’s hands snake under your shirt and begin to grab everywhere on your torso. She begins to heighten her breathing. “How would you like it if someone touched you like that?”

>>29282215
>She invades the front of your pants with a swift hand and undoes the front, reaching into the open fly and grabbing the bulge her fingers find.
>It sends a brief jolt through you, almost forcing an excited giggle out of your mouth.
>Your waist is pushed forward by Luna’s knee, and Celestia reaches under your boxers to begin fondling your manhood with her fingers as your arms are held back.
>”Can’t do anything about it, huh?” Celestia lewdly massages the meat groped between her fingers. “You’re pretty big, I gotta hand it to you.” She bites her lip and starts to properly wrap her grip around your shaft as it starts to harden.
>Luna reaches into your open pants as well. Their hands are piling onto your crotch like a pack of wolves onto their fallen prey. Softly pushing your balls around while stroking your shaft into full mast.
>Their eyes light up as the feel you become more erect. They lick their lips and start pulling your pants and boxers down to discover the goods they’ve taken.
>You’ve already lost your balance, and the force of their legs perching you into place holds you still. Luna grunts quietly as she keeps her grip on your arms as her hands somehow find a way to fish deeper into you pants and play with you.
>Celestia’s sighs become slightly more high pitched after your erect member stands in the open before her. She strokes you from base to tip now.
>”How are you feeling now?” Luna teases into your ear. “C’mon. I wanna hear what you have to say.”
>All four of their hands continue to stimulate you, making your head wet itself with pre-cum as they tease your solid shaft over the next several seconds.
>You soon find yourself sinking down into a sitting position, with Celestia and Luna pushing you to the floor by your shoulders.

>>29282222
>”I’ve waited a while for this.” Luna yanks your pants down to your knees and climbs over you from behind.
>Celestia backs you up against the wall as Luna works her way towards your front.
>”Let’s see how long you last, Mr. touchy feely.” Luna licks the small pool of pre-cum off of your tip and closes her eyes in bliss as she tastes you.
>Pretend to try squirming away when Celestia lifts your shirt up to your face. Luna’s hands join hers as they starts feeling up your bare body; your dick pushed towards your direction for the moment Luna leans in close to you.
>Your shirt blocks your vision, and you can’t tell what’s going on until you feel the Vice Principal sneak a kiss onto your lips.
>”Looks like we love to get hands-on too.” Celestia starts to pant from growing excitement.
>After a little bit more of you being so delightfully sandwiched between the two sisters, they momentarily slip you out of the rest of your clothes.
>Luna begins to bear hug you closer to herself. “You won’t be needing any clothes tonight.” She yanks your shirt all the way off from your raised arms and returns her hands to your dick.
>After Luna finishes smooching your face for a little bit more, she moves her face to where her hands are as Celestia clamps her arms onto your body from behind.
>Your body jolts for a split second; she gives your shaft a quick little peck before helping Celestia stand you up on your feet.
>Your pants are kicked off.
>”There. Now that you’ve made yourself… comfortable, let us show you where your room will be for the weekend.” Celestia pulls you by the wrist and herds you up the stairs to the second floor. “I have a feeling you’re going to like the bed.”
>Luna responds with a giggle, and pulls you by the other arm over to an open door at the end of the hall.
>You didn’t expect these two to start things up so early. It only makes you wonder what things they are planning to do to you later on that is making them so impatient.

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>>29282252
>The two force you through the doorway and sit you down on the bed. Holding you still in order to deliver your “punishment”.

Darn character limits. Anyway, that's how far I've gotten with that so far. Can't wait for more of the Dean Cadence story to come up. Was pretty creative.

>>29282269
This is fucking great. I really wish I was that Anon right now.

>>29282269
Who is he going to fuck first?

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>>29282496
Both.

>>29282536
I want to be on that bed so badly

>>29283053
Seeing Rarity's shoulders kind of makes me hard.

>>29283153
Rarity has lewd shoulders.

>>29282716
>>29282536
I want to wrestle with them and lose.

>>29283304
>I want to wrestle with them and lose.
fucking wimp lmao

>>29283446
>Not wanting to lose to them on purpose so they are the ones on top taking turns cowgirl style
The other way is fine too but this is pretty hot

>>29283503
>Not wanting to lose to them on purpose
was just a joke senpai

>>29283601
You got me, anon

>>29280396
>Sit on Sugarcoat's bed
>Small room
>But you can see that Sugarcoat's roommate isn't here
>"So it looks like you lucked out, nerd."
"I guess"
>Sugarcoat sighs
>She seems tired
>"I don't know what to say anymore. It's like fate or wants you to be here."
"Guess so."
>She knows you don't believe her
>Just play this out
>"How the hell do you keep finding me? Are you that desperate?"
"Well I really like you. And we did... do things before"
>"Don't remind me"
>She blushes like before
>Small talk starts to happen
>She slides closer to you
>You slide closer to her
>"I see you're happy to see me"
>Sugarcoat unfs internally at your boner
"Sorry I can't hide it."
>"Pfft! Don't flatter yourself, nerd!"
>She looks away to hide her blushing
>But you know she's not as cold as she wants you to think
"You know, I don't have anything else to do tonight"
>"Don't say it"
"Was wondering if I could"
>Sugar cutely glares at you
"Stay over?"
>She pauses for a solid ten seconds
>But as soon as you want to say something else, she kisses you
>Grabs your junk and moans
"Uh..."
>"You know the drill, don't tell anyone!"
"Okay"
>"Shh!"
>She silences you again.
>Fall onto the bed with her
>Pull your pants down, then your undies
>Sugar grabs your cock
>She's fucking pleased with it
>Goes down faster than a rock in a puddle
>Kisses your wildly
>Feel her soft lips mash against your rock hard shaft
>You can tell how long she wanted this
>You breathe faster, pulling down Sugarcoat's skirt to expose her panties
>Grab her ass through the white panties
>Let out a loooong sigh as Sugar's lips slip around your shaft and you go in
>Your cock twitches in Sugar's mouth
>She loves it, moaning and sighing as she sucks on it
>Work those panties off her ass
>That ass you know so well now

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>>29283902
Inb4 her roommate Sunny Flare comes and joins the fun.

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>>29283446

>>29284389
>Celestia and Luna will never scissor each other with your face in between after beating you in a wrestling match.

>>29283902
>Sugar's bare ass glows in the dim light
>Give it a couple of spanks
>Watch it jiggle
>Sugar deepthroats your cock letting you fondle her ass
>Her eyes closed and mouth full
>You can't hold back, and you cum
>Slip out of her mouth and skeet her glasses the fuck up again
>But Sugar catches all she can this time
>She surrenders to her temptation
>her act didn't last
>You cum more to her moaning
>She sounds so happy to have your load coating her sweet face
>You know how long she waited for this
>"Anon"
"Yeah?"
>"I want anal"
>She looks up at you with cum dripping down her cheeks
>Bridging over her mouth
>"I need anal"
>You nod and reach for her face
>"NO! Don't wipe it off, nerd!"
>She turns around, bends over
>You get ready to plow that sweet ass
>A knock on the door
>Shit, it's her roommate

>>29284910
Who's the roommate?

>>29283205
Rarity has lewd everything

>>29284910
Oh shit!

>>29284026
As am I.

>>29284389
The guy knew what he was doing. He let it happen.

>>29284910
>Look down
>Sugarcoat's bent over in front of you
>Face full of cum
>Blushing hard
>"Hello?"
>It's another girl
"Well say something!" You whisper
>Sugarcoat shushes you and waits
>Her roommate knocks again
>You're sweating now
>Look out the window
>2 story drop
>Not worth it
>"Sugarcoat are you there? I forgot my keys and chapstick"
>Wait a minute
>You recognize her voice
>It's Sunny Flare
>She knocks louder
>"I know I heard your voice in there! Why aren't you answering?"
>You're about to answer for Sugarcoat before she speaks up
>"Sunny, you're going to have to come back. I'm having sex with a guy right now and it would be awkward for you to see me with my face full of cum right now. I will let you in later, promise."
>You freeze, and there is a comically long pause
>"Uhh..." Sunny Flare finally says "a little too much info, there."
>"Just leave and come back later, I'm trying to get plowed!"
>Soon hear footsteps walking away
>Sugarcoat turns her head
>Looks at you
>"As far as she's concerned, I'm in here with a football player. Got it?"

>>29277107
Would you jump off a bridge with her?

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>>29286446
>She tells it like it is down to the very detail of the cum on her face
Should have expected this.

Tunnelvision Anon where are you?

>>29286539
See >>29275604

>>29286506
Well it IS Sugarcoat. I think she'd be perfect for a scene like this.
Imagine if they were doing kinky bondage shit.
>"I physically can't open the door right now because my legs are bound in different directions and there's a man on squirting cool whip into my pussy. You should consider coming back later."

>>29286880
>>29286446
It would be pretty based if the writefag did this.

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>>29286880
>"I physically can't open the door right now because my legs are bound in different directions and there's a man on squirting cool whip into my pussy while singing Yankee Doodle Dandy. You should consider coming back later."
FTFY

>>29286959
Fucking unf

>>29286961
Kek.

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>>29286959
>>29286997

>>29286961
Even better.

>>29286446
"Got it"
>Spread her cheeks
>Penetrate her ass and she squeals in passion
>The bed's rocking as you rail Sugar
>Feel yourself enter and leave her tight little ass
>Rubbing against her ass cheeks with your hands
>Looking right at it
>Sugar pulls her skirt down more
>Keeping her ass out for you
>Panties aside and all
>"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
>Sugarcoat moans and thrusts back into your dick
>Buries her face into a pillow
>Bites it, but you already went in dry
>You gyrate your hips harder
>Sweating so hard now
>Ready to let loose
>The bed is creaking loudly
>You think it's going to break
>So does Sugar
>Grab her hips harder
>You start climaxing
>Everything feels so hot
>There's not enough room on this fucking bed
>Semen floods into Sugarcoat's ass
>Fall forward into her
>Your face hits her back
>Shit that hurt

>>29287865
Nice

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>>29287865
Now that's what I call a sweet ass

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>>29287865

>>29287932
Kek.

>>29286472
Maybe, depends if we survive

>>29287865
>Breathe on her back
>Kiss it a little
>You fall onto the bed and Sugarcoat gets next to you
>Finishing wiping the cum off with the pillow
>She's still blushing and breathing heavily
>But she gives you the angry look again
"What's wr-"
>"Listen up, nerd. I'm only going to say this once."
>Her hand covers your mouth
>She climbs on top of you
>Sort of grinding you as she talks
>Like you're her body pillow
>"You're going to hide under the bed until Sunny gets back. Don't make a sound while I tell her what happened."
>She sighs and hugs you some
>"Why do you have to be so cute?"
"Hmph."
>"You sure see a lot in me, don't you, nerd?"
"Mhm"
>"Awh, why the FUCK did you have to go and be so desperate! Now I have to lie to save my reputation."
>She looks away
>"I wish I never felt sorry for you..."
>After that she gets off
>"Under the bed. Do it."
>Roll down to the floor
>Now silent but playing along
>Can't wait to "accidentally" run into Sugarcoat again
>"Stay silent under there no matter what"
>Sugarcoat gets the door and calls to Sunny Flare down the hall.
>They come back and come inside
>The door locks with a click

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>>29288785
Now all we need is for Anon to get "caught" by Sunny Flare, and she won't tell any of Sugarcoat's friends if Sugarcoat lets her have a round with him

>>29288867
This please

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>>29269303
>You will never go back in time to crush teenage Luna's puss.

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>>29285284
Doing the story where Rarity's clothes go missing during a shower now.

>There's no reason for the shower room to be so far out into the woods like this.
>It's such a long hike back to camp that Rarity questions whether or not taking a shower is even worth it; she imagines she'd get just muddy and sweaty on the way back anyway.
>But of course, she still needs to condition her hair, so into the room she goes.
>Closes the door, strips down and turns the water on.
>At least it's nice hearing the sounds of nature around oneself as they shower. Hauntingly tranquil.
>Rarity lathers herself up as she turns the water on full blast, completely unable to hear anything that's going on outside of the little single-shower room.
>And she really can't hear anything outside of the shower itself either, but happily hums a song to herself anyway.
>She eventually starts singing as her hands spread the body wash all over her slippery body.
>Takes advantage of the fact that there is tons of hot water to have coming from the nearby hot spring.
>Rarity takes fifteen minutes, then twenty more minutes, and then another twenty more minutes.
>The girl has a grand old time in the shower, standing under the hot water and relaxing.
>She plans to do this much more often as she turns the water off. It's a shame the walk back is going to undo most of what this shower did for Rarity.
>Whatever, it's just another excuse to take another one of these tomorrow.
>Rarity steps out of the shower, looks towards the floor and gasps is horror.
>Her clothes are gone. Completely gone.
>She checks every corner of the room after wrapping a small towel around herself.
>Nothing, they have completely disappeared into thin air.
>Rarity starts to shiver as the chill from the mountain wind licks her skin.

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>>29289657
>The last thing she wants to do is go out there when she's indecent, but she apparently has no other choice.
>There isn't any time to try and make sense of why her clothes are gone, but Rarity does find that she forgot to lock the door after closing it.
>The very feeling of someone running off with her clothes so she'd have nothing to wear makes Rarity feel a little sick in her stomach.
>But after a few minutes of trying to think of an alternative plan (and failing), Rarity opens the door with nothing but the towel around her.
>Might as well head on back to camp. If Rarity remembers correctly, it should be at most a mile away.
>At VERY most.
>But the distance Rarity remembers does not sit with with her. She knows it's going to take at least fifteen minutes to get back by walking on foot.
>But she gets going, crossing her arms over her busty chest and pulling the bottom of the towel down in case it starts to ride up her thighs.
>The wind slightly picks up, but Rarity's skin still being a little wet makes it feel colder and more intense than it actually is.
>She shudders from the cold; teeth chattering and legs trembling.
>A few paces later, she stops dead in her tracks.
>Rarity silently listens, swearing to herself that she heard the sound of something moving.
>Something the size of a small animal, which is more than a little probable under these circumstances.
>Nothing appears from behind the bushes, and Rarity is in too much of a rush to just stop now.
>She keeps on going, but hears the noise again.
>Rarity turns around more furiously, far from in the mood for this kind of crap.
>However, she notices something move this time around.
>Surprisingly enough, it doesn't stay in hiding.
>A squirrel comes scurrying out of the bushes, looking right up at Rarity.
>The girl backs away from it, wishing she knew how to do that thing Fluttershy does when she talks to animals.
>Basically tells it to shoo and go somewhere else.

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>>29289669
>But the squirrel doesn't listen, only creeps towards Rarity is the creepiest manner possible.
>Very slowly.
>Needless to say, Rarity is freaked out by this, and lets out a yelp before turning in the opposite direction to jog away as fast as she can.
>She holds the small towel in place, trying to prevent her tits from slipping out the top every time she takes a panicked step.
>She can hear the squirrel scurrying after her, which only prompts Rarity to pick up her pace.
>But luck isn't on Rarity's side today.
>Her bare foot trips over a twig and the girl falls to the ground.
>The towel comes loose and she has to re-wrap it around her body quickly.
>Rarity is getting dirt all over her arms and knees now.
>That shower was all for not at this point; and it literally costed the girl her clothes.
>Rarity rises tot her feet again, now only slowly backing away from the squirrel.
>Another similar noise sounds behind Rarity, and she turns around to find a second squirrel approaching her.
>They are both creeping towards her in a slow manner, and their eyes are locked onto her body.
>A third squirrel soon comes onto the scene.
>Rarity tries to spread the towel over herself more as the squirrels ogle her bare shoulders.
>Rarity has always been aware of the fact that everything about her is lewd.
>Her shoulders, her legs, her chest, ass, hips, everything.
>And she remembers this, soon becoming terrified of the fact that this towel doesn't cover enough of her.
>It's attracting the attention of these wild squirrels, and they see something they really want.
>She tries shooing them again, telling the to stay back.
>Rarity's is surrounded now as more and more squirrels can be heard scurrying around in the rustling leaves.
>There's no way for Rarity to hide her curves from the woodland critters. They know what they saw, what they're seeing.
>Welcome to the fucking jungle.
>The first squirrel finally gets close enough to leap up onto Rarity's hip.

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>>29289676
>Rarity tries to swipe it off, but it climbs behind to her back so her hands follow.
>The towel unravels, and Rarity is forced to catch it.
>But it falls enough for her nipples to slip out, and this really gets the horny squirrels going.
>Rarity hears them making mating calls, and yanks the towel back over her chest without folding it to stay in place.
>The bottom is lifted too high and now Rarity's pussy is out in the open.
>The Squirrel on Rarity's back finds its way under the towel.
>Rarity's scream echoes through the woods as she bunches up the towel even more to her back to catch the little pest.
>Her entire abdomen and everything below is completely exposed, unwillingly flaunting its womanly curves that lure the squirrels in.
>Rarity's lewd properties wide open in the mountain air.
>They strike in the font now; one of them bulls-eyeing Rarity in the crotch and working its little paws in.
>Rarity's hands desperately try to cover herself up and knock the squirrels off at the same time, but they move too fast and there are only more and more of them that collectively swarm her.
>The girl is brought to her knees, to her side and to her back and the squirrels overtake her, half of them exploring under the rumpled towel that barely covers Rarity at this point anyway.
>Why wasn't she careful enough? Why didn't she remember that she has lewd everything?
>...
>Rarity returns to camp nude and covered in squirrel hair.
>"Rarity? What the hay happened?" Applejack asks.
>She squints at Applejack.
>"The wind. It was the wind, darling."
>"...What?" Applejack is beyond confused.
>Rarity grabs Applejack by the collar and repeats herself.
>"The wind..."
End.

>>29289505
I did not know this image existed.

>>29286472
This >>29288504 and if I get to sex her afterwards.

>>29289681
This is why you don't shower in the wild.

>>29289681
it's new.

>>29289681
Some kekworthy lewd

>>29289681
>Fluttershy told the squirrels to rape Rarity because that's her fetish.

>>29289903
Fluttershy tell her animal friends to rape her friends green when?

Previously: >>29242041

>Valentine’s Day was tomorrow.
>The hours could not go by fast enough.
>Your heart was racing every time you thought about Dean Cadence.
>With butterflies in your stomach.
>You knew you were going to like this ever since she agreed to spend Valentine’s Day with you.
>Before you left her office, she told you not to bring anything to your last class.
>She was going to call you to her office again.
>Except you were going to stay there this time. Just for a little while.
>You spent the evening grooming yourself. Shaving and stuff.
>So much time spent making yourself look as good as you possibly could.
>It was early when you went to bed, so you could shower in the morning.
>And it’s a good thing you did that too.
>Because you dreamt about her again. There was just no getting her out of your thoughts.
>You loved even thinking about Dean Cadence.
>That sweet voice of hers, those pretty eyes. Her shiny lipstick.
>God, you just wanted to kiss those lips all Valentine’s Day long.
>You spent most of the night trying to plan a way to be alone with Dean Cadence more on your date.
>Well, that’s what you were going to call it. You didn’t want it to be anything less than a date.
>Never thought you’d smile every time you though about going on a date with Dean Cadence.
>You even jacked off a couple of times.
>Imagining the date taking a really good turn. Just like it did in your dream from the night before.
>Cadence was so beautiful, more than she realized. You wanted to show her how much you thought so.
>Not just tell her, show her.
>It played in your head thousands of times where you and Cadence found yourselves alone.
>In her office, on the date, didn’t matter.
>As long as you and the dean were together.

>>29290706
>You wanted to make out with her while no one was around.
>Have an amazing Valentine’s day with a woman you can’t understand how you fell for so fast.
>You fell hard for Dean Cadence, but you didn’t want to get back up.
>You just wanted her to lie down with you and kiss some more.
>She whispered sweet nothings into your ear, you did it back.
>You got naked and kept on kissing.
>She soon got on top of you as you stayed on your back. Rode you like a bull.
>You wanted to cum inside of Dean Cadence just as much as you wanted to spend the day making out with her.
>This was something you were looking forward to as you got up in the morning after waking up.
>You showered and drove to Crystal Prep a little early.
>Every day that went by resulted in you falling more deeply for the Dean of Crystal Prep.
>Walked into the school, figuratively floating just like before.
>Said hi to your friends, half of them wished you a happy Valentine’s Day.
>A couple of them apologized /yet again/ about your split with Sour Sweet.
>You kept a smile on your face and told them you moved on. And boy, was this true.
>You wouldn’t want it any other way.
>All you could think about was Dean Cadence.
>Nothing but that beautiful woman.
>Paying a visit to her office in the early morning, you straightened your collar and took a deep breath.
>And there she was.
>She was already standing outside of her office, watching over the hallways.
>She turned around to face you; you were grinning and looking at the floor.
>”Hey, there.” She smiles back after seeing you.
>Her teeth were as white as snow.
>That smile she had was enough to send you toppling over and fainting.
>You sent a wave her way, looking up at her to find she looked a little different today too.

>>29290710
>The makeup on her face looked extra bright and colorful.
>Her outfit similar to the uniform she usually wore, except the top was cut lower and the skirt higher.
>Your heart backflipped at the thought of Dean Cadence prettying herself up just for you today.
>She felt the same way you do, there was no other way to see it.
>Melting into the floor, you watched her walk away.
>Admiring her sway in each step.
>You wanted to write poems about her beauty.
>And you would have if you had the time, but today was for living the moment instead of dreaming it.
>The date you never knew you wanted until now.
>Your heart was beating in your ears as you sat through your classes.
>Keeping your things packed and watching the clock like a hawk.
>Too excited to wait for the smallest thing in the world.
>She even smiled at you every time you crossed paths in the halls.
>You swore she winked again when the other students weren’t paying attention to her peculiarly revealing attire.
>Got you dizzy with mushy thoughts in your head.
>May as well have had hearts floating around your head.
>Dean Cadence was trying to get you fired up; and it was working.
>You were so happy when your last class started.
>The phone rang five minutes after, as though the dean couldn’t wait any more than you could.
>The teacher told you that the Dean wanted to see you.
>You stood up hunched over, hiding the excited bulge in your pants.
>Having all sorts of thought about what was going to happen as the office door closed behind you for the third time.
>Shaking a little as you entered the door.
>Dean Cadence’s way of greeting you was so welcome and assuring.
>”So how’s it going?” She asked.
>Leaning back in her chair as the door quietly shut.

>>29290717
“I’ve had an okay day.” You then add. “So far.”
>A flattered giggle slipped out of the school dean. She sounded a lot more bubbly than the other days.
>Like something was getting to her the same way it was to you.
>You wanted it to be this.
>”You had a chance to chit chat with your friends? All that stuff?”
“Yeah. We talked about how I moved on from Sour Sweet.”
>Cadence nodded and warmly smiled. “That’s very good to hear.”
“So, uh, how’re things going with you?”
>”I’m happy to see you here of course. I’ve been waiting to have you come visit all day.”
>Dean Cadence leaned forward in her seat, resting her head in her hands, elbows on the desk.
>Giving you a romantic look.
>You couldn’t stop moving around in the chair you sat in.
>Your heart beat faster and harder. Your body got hotter.
>”I’m glad you’re still doing well in your academics. That’s what makes you a really good student.”
>Her compliments were chopping you down to a stammering mess.
>”I know you probably want to spend time with me soon, so let’s go ahead and break the ice.”
>You were putty in that chair for the next half hour as you got to know more about Dean Cadence.
>Her favorite color was pink, favorite food was pizza, favorite musical instrument was the harp.
>She brought up more and more things.
>Started to tell light jokes, express opinions on current events.
>The best part was, you were going along with it just fine.
>You were shivering all over, but had never felt happier than now.
>You knew this was only the beginning of the date.
>School let out soon and everyone else left. You were still in the Dean’s office.
>Your head and heart were in Lala Land.

>>29290724
>The school was quiet now, and Cadence started to talk about more personal things.
>How long you were with Sour Sweet, if things got close between you, and so on.
>But things went even further after that.
>It made you shiver more at first.
>”So how do your Valentine’s Days usually go?”
“Usually? They’re just me hanging out alone. I only dated Sour Sweet recently.”
>Dean cadence placed her hands in the middle of the desk. “Can you…”
>You picked up the hint and locked fingers with her.
>Her hands were warm, and eagerly grabbed yours. You felt a shock as she did this.
>But your body sat still after this.
>You held hands with Cadence across the desk and took a deep breath.
>”I saw you were shaking. Just wanted to let you know that everything’s great. Don’t sweat it.”
>You felt tingles as she spoke to you.
>Holding her hands and listening to her talk locked you in.
>There was no leaving the office alone.
>Not without Dean Cadence by your side.
>Her hand still holding yours.
“Hahah, sorry. I’m just nervous.”
>”It’s okay. I know.” Cadence added. “I’m a little nervous too.”
>Another rush of tingling. Bigger this time.
>You weren’t shivering, but your urge to stand up and kiss her was overwhelming.
>You needed this.
>But Cadence seemed to know that you felt this way.
>And she was encouraging it somehow. Edging you on to cheer inside with everything she told you.
>”But it’s Valentine’s Day. People get nervous on today all the time.”
“Yeah.”
>”But hey, look how much we know about each other now. I never knew you were such an interesting guy.”
>You nodded.
“I think you’re a very interesting woman.”
>”I can tell.” Cadence bit her lip.
>You felt her thumbs graze the backs of your hands.

>>29290729
>Your heart skipped another beat; Cadence stared into your eyes, still smiling. Hot chills buzzed inside of you.
>Then she winked again.
>She really, really wanted to get you into the mood.
>But it worked… so well.
>”So, do you want to leave now?”
>Your eyes lit up and the butterflies in your stomach went wild.
“I’d… love to.”
>The two of you stood up with your hands still locked together.
>You stepped around the desk and up to each other.
>Cadence was the first to blush and look at the floor this time.
>But you then went back to exchanging glances, slowly pulling into a hug.
“Thank you so much, Dean Cadence.”
>”Thank you too. You are always welcome to spend time with me, especially today.”
>She didn’t let go of the hug, neither did you.
>Cadence knew once again you wanted this to last.
>You weren’t just hugging, you were holding each other.
>And you felt Dean Cadence nuzzle her face in your shoulder.
>She soothly moaned, you patted her back.
>”Do you want a kiss?” She asked.
>You smiled stupidly, now facing the moment you dreamt about.
>Your faces met, tips of your noses bumping into one another.
>Cadence turned her head and you kissed her on the cheek.
>She did the same to you.
>You then went back to bumping the tips of your noses.
>And you tilted your heads, slowly shut your eyes.
>Leaned forward.
>You felt Dean Cadence’s luscious lips softly collide with yours.
>You puckered up.
>She puckered up.
>The whole thing was just pleasant.
>Your hand drifted to the back of her hair and passionately held her to your lips.
>Making out just like you had in your dream.
>It took over a minute for the kiss to break.
>Your other hand migrated down her back until it grabbed her rear.
>Dean Cadence didn’t mind; she giggled.
>”Happy Valentine’s Day.” Dean Cadence whispered.
“Happy Valentine’s Day.”
>Another kiss started, and your hands started feeling the front of Dean Cadence.
>She longingly pulled you closer.

>>29290733
That's all I got for tonight. Next update really will be the last part. With V-day sex and the ending. Thank you for helping me with this fic.

>>29290752
Thank you, based tunnel vision. I am REALLY loving this so far. You are literally making me fall in love with Cadence right now.

>>29290752
Awesome, thanks dude

>>29289505
Hnnnng they're both so cute!

>>29274874
Sauce?

>>29291286
Seconded

>>29290752
Can't wait, man

>>29288785
>Holy shit they're right there
>You're under a couple of bags or blankets
>Can't really see what's happening
>"Was it one of the linebackers?" Sunny asks curiously
>"I don't want to say. Please, I'm really exhausted."
>"Your face is still shiny with cum"
>You hear Sugarcoat slapping her face
>Trying to get it off
>That's probably not happening soon
>"Why don't you just shower? The bathroom down the hall isn't occupied."
>"I might, I don't know yet"
>Some giggling
>"What the fuck, you actually want to keep it on you?" Sunny laughs
>You can hear Sugarcoat crossing her arms
>"I know me and the other girls are that kinky but you? Oh my god!"
>"He was... big. Okay?"
>Can barely hold back a laughter
>But Sunny can't.
>She falls back laughing
>Slides down the wall
>"Oh my god! Sug, stop! You're killing me!"
>You try not to laugh with her
>But you get serious quick
>Sunny falls to her knees and faces under the bed
>"J-just stand back up" Says Sugarcoat
>Sunny just doesn't listen
>You're not all the way hidden
>She looks under the bed
>Spots you

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>>29292282
>She looks under the bed
>Spots you
"Sshhh don't tell Sugar I'm here!"

>>29292503
>We been spotted, cum in target's eye to make escape.

>>29292282
>Sunny spots Anon
>Suggests a threesome
>Sexy times ensue
>Sunny tells Anon she's up for this any time
>Anon realises he can get laid without having to jump through bullshit hoops and abandons Sugar for Sunny
>Sugar realises she should have been honest whilst she hears Anon ploughing Sunny in the next room, shameful masturbation occurs.

>>29292633
how shit digits.

>>29288867
Looks like we're getting this now.

>>29292282
>Close your eyes
>Pretend she can't see you
>"Who the hell is that"
>Sugarcoat curses to herself
>"Is this the guy?"
>Your eyes are still closed
>"Alright, fine! But it's not like I like him or anything!"
>"Is that ANON? The nerd from Canterlot High?"
>"Just listen to me!"
>"Sugarcoat, what the hell? THIS guy?"
>"He kept creeping on me so I started flashing him to tease him so he'd at least want me more since I don't want to be seen with him!"
>"Wait, what?"
>"We both got super thirsty and I ended up having sex with him, are you happy?"
>You're too shocked to talk
>"what the fuck?" Sunny answers "When did all this start?"
>"That's not important! Just promise me you won't tell the others!"
>Sunny looks under the bed again
>"Come out here" she says
>You crawl out
>Stand between them
>Sunny Flare checks you out
>Chuckles and gives Sugarcoat a look
>"Sunny please!"
>Sugarcoat's face really is angry now
>Just as red, though
>"Obviously there was something you see in him you're not telling me about"
>"No there's not! I just felt sorry for him!"
>"Let me guess, he's hung like a horse?"
>Sugarcoat thinks about it
>"Well... yeah! But I still don't like him!"
>Sunny turns to you
>You gulp
>"Wanna make a deal, big boy?"

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>>29293802
This is good

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>>29293802
>hfw She will start rumour upon rumour about Anon and Sugar after this.

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>>29293802
>"Let me guess, he's hung like a horse?"
"More like a pony actually"
>get kicked out

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>>29290280
>Fluttershy whispers into the night air, the wind soon following the direction of her breath.
>...
~
>Applejack needs to take care of the livestock.
>She always gets up at sunrise and goes about a morningly routine of checking the chicken coop, milking the cows, all that stuff.
>But there's something different about the overall atmosphere in the barn on this morning.
>The pigs and cows are making some peculiar noises for this time in the morning, or any time of day for that matter.
>Applejack soon recognizes the mating calls, and scratches her head in sudden confusion.
>It's still January; Spring isn't for another couple of months.
>She finishes cleaning the chicken's den or whatever the hell it's called and heads over to the last cow to milk.
>It leans into her as she tried to slide around it and get to the udder.
>Applejack is briefly pinned against the wall before breaking free.
>"What in tarnation?"
>Outside, the wind picks up.
>The sound of it somehow reminds Applejack of what Rarity told her before.
>The wind.
>The breeze brushes up against the barn, and something about it seems to spook the animals, making them go crazy.
>But Applejack soon realizes that they aren't spooked, but something quite the opposite.
>The cows and horses break through the little wooden fences inside of the barn. Heading towards Applejack.
>They grab her arms and legs with their mouths as the pigs and chickens come in.
>Applejack can't break free, and starts to yell as the chickens peck away at the buttons on her shirt and the denim of her skirt.
>The larger cows and horses hold her against her will as her clothes are slowly dismantled. Applejack is made nude, soon pushed forward and bent over by the overwhelming muscles of the larger animals.
>A horse stands over her, lowering itself on top of her and jamming its erect cock up her vagina.
>It thrusts pretty hard, cumming in seconds.
>And that's where centaurs come from.

The end. Only doing one post because this is weird.

>>29295310
Don't worry. One post is all I need to fap

>>29293851
I need this

>>29293802
I hope Lemon Zest is watching from a distance or finds out somehow.

For some reason I consider them vitriolic best buds of sorts.

>>29293802
"A... deal?"
>Part of you is excited
>Another part scared, but excited
>Sunny looks down
>You know she wants to see if Sugarcoat was telling the truth
>Sugarcoat looks away crossing he arms
>She knows she can't stop Sunny from gossiping
>"Wanna show me what you're working with?" Says Sunny
>Look at Sugarcoat
>She doesn't look back at you, waiting for this to end
>Probably so she can pretend it never happened
>"You know what I mean"
>Sunny gives you the bedroom eyes
>Bites her lip
>With a nod you pull down your pants and boxers
>Your flaccid dick makes Sunny smile
>She looks impressed
>"Not bad. Not... it's not bad at all"
>Start to get a little hard again
>Sunny watches
>As if judging
>She looks up and down your length
>"So this is the dick that got your legs to spread?"
>Sunny is speaking to Sugarcoat now, but Sugarcoat faces a corner
>Enraged and embarrassed
>"Just don't tell anyone, for Fucks sake"
"I didn't mean to cause any tension"
>Sunny gazes at you
>Reaches over and runs her finger along your hardening shaft
>Reach full mast
>Sunny's definitely impressed now
>"Tell you what, Sug. I try this out, and the girls don't hear about this."
>Sugarcoat looks more angry now that Sunny is touching you
>She watches her friend's hand start to stroke you.
>Cracks from the pressure
>Grabs her wrist
>"We have a threesome then forget this happened. You're happy, Anons happy, we all win. Deal?"
>Sunny gives Sugar a glare
>"But you just finished with him."
>Sugarcoat grabs your hand
>Slaps it onto her ass under her skirt; you grab on
>"No I didn't." Sugarcoat whispers

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>>29296585
time for round two

>>29295310
I want this to continue

>>29297106
Cute

>>29296585
Sunny Flare has joined the harem

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>>29297924
>The Shadowbolt's collective face when they se Anon's massive cock.

>>29296585
>and then Anon fucked every hot girl in the school, the end
saved you some time m8

>>29290752
This story is really sweet.

>>29298436
Those hips

Any Pinkie x RD greens?

>>29298436
Rarity is so fucking sexy. I like the gif version of this better though.

>>29298436
>>29299311
Yes

wheres naoh at?

>>29299760
He disappears sometimes

>>29296585
>You're sandwiched between the girls
>Not complaining
>Sugarcoat warns Sunny "Just this one time"
>Sunny strokes you more
>Kisses your neck
>Fuck, this girl moves fast
>She and Sugarcoat pull your shirt off
>You're back on the bed
>Confused but enjoying this
>Sunny gets on top
>Tongue kissing ensues
>She wants Sugarcoat to watch her
>Moans loudly
>Wow there's no way this is going to go wrong
>Sunny Flare sighs
>Pulls off her panties and sits on your cock
>God this girl makes Sugarcoat seem tight
>You could fit like three or four more dicks in her
>"Got to say, Anon feels pretty nice"
>Sugarcoat's breathing on your neck gets louder
>Sunny compliments you more as she rides your dick
>Giving Sugarcoat smug looks
>This shit is almost entertaining
>Tell her you're ready to cum.
>"Oh yeah, go ahead big boy. Let's see what you can do!"
>Sunny starts moaning
>Bouncing faster
>The bed springs squeak like hell
>Sunny Flare's pussy dripping with your cock inside
>Sugarcoat can't accept this
>Climbs over you and drenches Sunny Flare
>Tries to push her back to the bed
>Sugar's ass lands on your belly
>She slowly tries to push Sunny off, but you're in so fucking deep
>On the edge of climax

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>>29300125
No matter who wins, Anon wins.

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>>29300205

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>>29300125
>God this girl makes Sugarcoat seem tight
>You could fit like three or four more dicks in her
STD acquired.

Should have gone for this ending
>>29292633

>>29300371
upvoted

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Welp, since we seem to be posting a lot of Rarity pics, here's another short Rarity story.

Rarity and the Magic Dress.
>Rarity never thought she would come fact to face with a magic dress.
>She stays up in her room, sorting her astronomical amount of clothes. Humming the same tune from the other story to herself.
>Goes through her boot collection, goes through her blouse collection, her pants collection, her skirt collection, her other boot collection, her high heels collection...
>Starts to make a mess in her room. Clothes lay everywhere on the floor like grass on the great plains.
>But as Rarity goes through her dress collection, she notices something strange about one of the dresses she tossed on top of the other clothes.
>It glistens in the morning sun, being in the path of the rays of light coming through the window.
>The thing catches Rarity's attention, drawing her over and prompting her to pick it up.
>It's a beautiful white and gold dress, a dress that Rarity does not remember buying.
>She automatically worries that it may belong to someone else.
>With a flick of her wrist, she tosses it onto the bed and plans to put it in lost and found when she goes shopping for more clothes later on this afternoon.
>Eventually goes back to her dress collection after thinking too hard about it.
>...
>Something's wrong.
>Rarity double and triple checks her collection for a certain black and blue dress she specifically remembers buying.
>It's nowhere to be found.
>Rarity looks back to the white and gold dress on the bed.
>It's pretty obvious what happened; she must have accidentally taken one of Sweetie Belle's dresses while Sweetie accidentally took hers.
>No big deal, she'll just ask Sweetie to check the collection she has in her room.
>All she has to do is wait for Sweetie to get home.
>That shouldn't take too long.

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>>29301156
>The hours go by, and it's around noon. Rarity is finally nearing the end of her inspection of her massive wardrobe.
>She makes a list on a slip of paper, listing all of the new items she wants to find while spending the rest of the day at the mall buying clothes until it closes.
>Rarity gets her purse and takes the dress on the bed with her to see from the mall records if she had bought it from there.
>But before she does this, she pays a visit to Sweetie's room.
>Sweetie Belle answers to the knock on her door. "Come in!"
>Rarity enters the room, and sees Sweetie Belle on the computer with the lights off.
>Besides the dim computer screen, the only light source is from the hallway right behind Rarity.
>"Sweetie, I have a question. Is this dress yours?"
>She holds it up in front of her sister.
>Sweetie takes a long look at the black and blue dress.
>"I remember that you said that you liked to wear white and gold, and I happen to be missing my black and blue dress from my room."
>Sweetie makes the most confused face, seeing Rarity holding the very dress she said she's missing in her hands.
>But she's too impatient to address this matter right now. "That doesn't look like mine. And black and blue aren't my colors anyway." She gives a lazy answer and waits for her sister to say okay and leave.
>"That's... sort of what I thought." Rarity wonders to herself. "I imagine you wouldn't take a black and blue dress up to your room anyway. Oh well, thanks anyway."
>"No prob, sis."
>"By the way, I'm heading to the mall, would you like me to bring you back some ice cream?"
>Sweetie Belle silently groans.
>"Uh, no thanks. Mom said I'm not supposed to have too many sweets until my cavities are gone."
>Rarity sighs. "Oh! Right, I completely forgot about that."
>Sweetie actually lied. She already knows that Rarity would buy the ice cream and then carry it around for three more hours while she buys clothes.

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>>29301166
>She'd then return home with a fresh bowl of forgotten ice cream soup at room temperature for Sweetie Belle to promptly pour down the kitchen sink.
>Rarity goes to her car and backs out of the driveway, making sure there is enough money in her wallet to buy anything she needs.
>There's like, 2,000 dollars in there.
>Rarity goes back in and gets another 1,500 just in case a new clothing trend is in.
>She then drives over to the mall.
>Enters the front doors and immediately can't choose where she wants to go first. There are just os many things for her to choose from.
>She goes to the shoe section first.
>...
>An hour and a half later, Rarity rolls her cart around the aisles. The cart is heavy and jam-packed with newly bought items.
>Rarity has the white and gold dress on the outer rim to take to customer service.
>She goes there.
>"Ah! Miss Rarity! Glad to see you back... again." Greets the clerk.
>"Oh you know me, darling. Always a regular here." She pulls the dress up to the counter. "I have a couple of questions about this dress."
>Rarity asks the clerk to check the receipts again and again, but the dress apparently wasn't sold at the mall at all.
>There is no solution from addressing the clerk about this either, and Rarity walks away with her confused eyes on the dress.
>She goes around the mall buying more new clothes. Seeking out every sale she can find.
>Rarity soon enters a dimly lit store.
>She winks at the cool guys wearing their leather jackets and sunglasses in here. Generously giving them her attention.
>But she looks down the the mystery dress on the rim of the cart and gasps.
>It's black and blue now!
>Rarity picks it up and recognizes the design; it's the dress she had been missing.
>How in the world did it change colors?
>She finishes shopping and hauls her large collection of newly bought clothes home.

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>>29301173
>The back bumper of the car screeches on the road as she drives; the lid of the trunk can hardly handle this.
>Rarity pulls in to her driveway, and the combined masses of the clothes in her trunk and the clothes in her closet are near eachother enough to start gravitating together.
>The densities of the clothes clusters pull the closet door off the hinges and Rarity's car into the air.
>They crash together, combining their mass into one hyper-dense ball of fabric.
>It collapses into itself under its own weight and contracts into a singularity.
>The Rarity singularity.
>It forms a supermassive black hole that swallows the entire solar system.
End.

>>29301182
Rarity's character in this story matches her character in LoE almost perfectly, good job.

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So I just watched Legend of Everfree again, and thought something. Would the movie have been better, worse or the same had Timber's and Gloriosa's roles been swapped and Timber was the main villain while Gloriosa covered for him?

>>29300371
I wouldn't abandon Sugarcoat so easily though

>>29301427
It wouldn't be better. Not by a long shot. TimberLight would still be a thing, if not more than usual. Them both having turned into demons would have given the writers an actual reason to cram them together.
Also, Gloriosa in Timber's place would be useless. Timber literally only existed in the movie to be the gung-ho love interest for Twilight since Flash was off the table cause of the last movie. Making him the main villain and love interest for Twilight would leave Gloriosa with no purpose in the movie.
But I'm willing to bet they'd still find a way to include her anyway.

>>29301560
>But I'm willing to bet they'd still find a way to include her anyway.
How so? Would she just be like a background character or something?

>>29301182
What happened to the magic dress?

>>29300125
>Sunny's loose enough to come out of
>Or rather cum out of
>You're nutting as Sugarcoat shoves her forward
>Sunny lands in her face onto a pillow
>Sugarcoat's ass is all you can look at
>Sugar faces away from you
>Sticking her rear out as you cum
>Spurt onto her ass cheeks
>Coating it with your sugar
>God it's a sexy sight
>All the times you looked at her ass lead to this good fucking shit
>Thrust up
>Cock goes in
>Back to tightness
>But Sunny spins around
>"What do ya think you're doing?"
>"I recommend you let me have my turn!"
>"It's MY turn!"
>Carfight starts up
>Sunny and Sugar slap each other as your dick slides deeper
>The yell and rip at the others shirts
>Thrust up even harder
>Sugars ass is held still but ate still pulls on Sunny's hair
>"Your not gonna win, Fucking bitch!"

>>29302636
>Carfight starts up
I don't know why I imagined a Lamborghini Gallardo with Sugarcoat's ponytails.

And I laughed. Hard.
Am I autistic?

>>29302636
*You're

>>29302763
Oh fuck I meant catfight
Why does this keep happening? Somebody kill me please

>>29301789
Another character = another toy

>>29303153
Oh, that makes sense.

>>29301173
>That shoulder
Why must this turn me on?

>>29301438
I would. Given that Sugarcoat's thing isn't to mince words and be straight to the point she should have told Anon she loves him a loooooong time ago, at this point if Anon keeps this up he may as well go and lay down outside her door seeing as he's a doormat. While this green is pretty hot the joke died a good few posts back and it's now just generic smut, if this catfight doesn't end with Sugarcoat accidentally blurting out her feelings and stop her act the writer may as well stop because he's just rinsing the same thing over and over again.

>>29303985
Not that Anon but I think this guy is just going on with this the way he is cause he just doesn't care

>>29303985
>he's just rinsing the same thing over and over again.
yeah pretty much

>>29301560
Kinda yeah

>>29303985
Though she is fighting Sunny Flare because she doesn't want her with Anon

>>29301817
It's gone

So, did those EQG shorts air yet?