Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #226 - Rebirth

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Why the new thread?

>>29349836
Writefag of the Indigo Zap story here. I will be continuing my story in this thread.

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why do I get the feeling NaOH is going to post something soon?

>no hooves

get out

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>>29349877
So it's an official thread that links to the previous one and was linked in the chat.
I linked it in the chat just now.
>>29349878
And this guys is about to write here.
>>29349897
Because he usually only comes back after a while.
NaOH, if you're here, posting sometime around now would be a big help.

>>29349897
Because you're a sad faggot?

>>29349910
Whoa you seem to switch sides on things a lot dude.
Anyway, just lettin y'all know I'll be lurking. Thanks again for helping me write the Cadence green. I preciate it.

>Green turns back around to the light side and betrays Disco
I knew you still had some good left in you buddy.

>>29350003
Dude, stop. We just didn't agree because I changed my mind and Disco didn't. Just like the first time, no one betrayed anyone. The words you're using are out of proportion to the situation.
>>29349973
Not sure if you've seen this go down from the start, but I have been on the fence on this ever since the beginning, as you can see here: >>29152415 >>29160384 >>29269259
But it's nice to know you're still lurking. Your story is pretty good.

Anyway, here's a thing I posted in /nst/ a bit earlier to kick things off, I guess:

>>29350212
>Trixie sits in front of her computer, it's about five in the morning.
>She wants to sleep, she has classes in about four hours, and she hasn't slept much at all in the past week or so. But that doesn't matter in her mind, despite it mattering in her heart.
>When it comes to Trixie's mind, there is no way to avoid posting on the internet. The act of doing so eclipses everything else she thinks about.
>Trixie can hardly suffice the overwhelming urge to post on the internet once a day.
>A couple hundred words a day keeps the chain together; don't break it.
>Trixie is in no mood for stopping, even though she actually is in every mood for stopping.
>Something has to come out every day, something new, fresh out of the oven.
>These sleepless nights are... w o r t h i t ~
>But Trixie gets bored of posting in the same place over and over again; she sometimes delivers a couple hundred of her words in different directions to spice things up a bit.
>But still wasting her time away nevertheless.
>It comes to the point where she hasn't left her room at all.
>Trixie cannot stop.
>She barricades herself into her room and goes wild with her computer.
>Searing the surfaces of her keyboard with her fingertips and the ways of her words.
>Only piling up wasted hours after wasted hours.
>Letting the rest of her life slip away.
>No one is able to locate her for days, not having predicted what horrors she would subject herself to.
>Finally, Trixie's friend, Starlight Glimmer, hears maniacal laughter coming from the basement of Trixie's home.
>A familiar laughter.
>She calls all of her friends and neighbors to try and get Trixie out.
>Meanwhile, Trixie builds a literal wall out of brick and cement she extracted from the house's foundation by digging.
>Blocking the door even more.
>Smashing her webcam and documenting her life on lined paper.
>Saying the world wishes to deceive her.

>>29350218
>Trixie tells everyone who comes to her barricaded door that she's not fooled by their tricks because she herself has a history in trickery.
>She just K N O W S that they are trying to deceive her.
>Doctors, police officers, the townspeople, the local superheroes, practically everyone comes to Trixie's door and tries to get her out.
>But her wall blocks them.
>Starlight Glimmer is their last hope, and she assures them that she knows the perfect way to convince Trixie to come out.
>She hauls over a yamaha keyboard and starts playing it.
>Trixie asks through the wall what that beautiful sound is, and. To which, Starlight responds with "It's the bestest mechanical keyboard in the whole wide world that can do magic and shit", which in reality, it's just your average everyday yamaha keyboard that can't actually do magic.
>"How does Trixie know you're not using the keyboard to imitate Starlight's voice?" Trixie yells into the hallway. "You're just trying to deceive her!"
>"You can touch all of the keyboards you want if you let me in!"
>"Not by a long shot! This is Trixie's room!"
>"C'mon! Just tear down your wall!"
>"HA! How did you know Trixie built a wall if you never saw it from the outside? You saw it through Trixie's webcam, didn't you? Because you're spying on her and trying to get her to come out!"
>Starlight's had enough of this.
>She goes through the portal to Equestria, but only sticks her head through the portal.
>Now she has her horn as a unicorn, and she uses her unicorn horn magic to teleport herself into Trixie's room.
>This works because of course it does, just go with it!
>"Wha..." Trixie is shocked, stunned, befuddled and befused. "How did you..."
>"Because I'm the real Glim Shady! Okay? Listen, I just need you to do something for me."
>"Is Shim Shady here with you too?" Trixie asks before she is handcuffed to her bed from hands and feet. "What the..."
>Starlight takes out a pair of scissors. "I think you're wearing too much~"

>>29350222
>Trixie can't seem to escape the hold the handcuffs have on her.
>She struggles to break free as Starlight approaches, but it's to no avail.
>"It's okay, Trixie. I'm just gonna snip your clothes off. Not going to open the door or anything."
>"Ergh, what?" Trixie strains.
>"Not gonna tear down your wall."
>Starlight starts with Trixie's blue jacket.
>She snips it up the back, reaching under Trixie to start cutting.
>"Trixie is warning you! Untie her this instant!"
>Starlight pulls the halves of Trixie's jacket down the other girl's arms.
>She snips the sides of Trixie's shirt next, starting from the bottom.
>"Just relax, everything's going to be made okay."
>"Why are you cutting Trixie's clothes off! Trixie doesn't like being stripped!"
>"Shh..." Starlight finishes cutting all the way up to the sleeve holes and pulls the shirt away from Trixie. "That's a nice bra you're wearing."
>"Fuck off!" Trixie makes angry eyes and starts to angrily foam at the mouth.
>Starlight takes the scissors and places the front knot of the bra between the blades. She snips it apart, and lets Trixie's tits bounce out into the open.
>Starlight then loosens the front of Trixie's pants and starts cutting down the leg.
>"There is no reason for this!" Trixie gripes.
>"It's okay, Trixie. I'm your friend." Starlight responds, soon getting Trixie's pants completely dismembered.
>She then turns the scissors to Trixie's purple panties, and snips both sides apart.
>Pulls it away and Trixie is completely nude.
>"Now, then." Starlight starts to take her own clothes off.
>Trixie watches in a mixture of arousal and horror as this happens.
>"What are we going to do on the-"
>"Shhh..." Starlight, now entirely naked, climbs on top of Trixie. "You've been in here a while. I think it's time to give you some fun. From a friend."

>>29350224
That's all there is so far.

And to explain the thread thing:
Long answer: The last thread and the previous thread have done so much better than the prior threads have in almost a year. I've wanted fb to have a rebound ever since last summer and sort of gave up on the idea right before the holidays (15th of December to be specific). I didn’t expect an increase in content; I thought this place was hopeless and was going to stay a struggling mess until the end. But we're actually improving now. And I love it!
There's a reason (kinda) why I named the previous edition what I did. I’ve wanted to ask you guys if you’d stay here if the word “Fingerbang” were in the title, but I decided to not mess with the flow we now have and keep the momentum going. I basically just made the previous thread EQG/Humanized for all of you so you all could keep doing your thing and there wouldn’t be any drama. But I did personally want to bring Fingerbang back, and wanted to know if the ones making this thread better felt the same way. Which is why I wanted to know.

Short answer: I would enjoy seeing fb back so it can feed off of this new activity and have a legit rebound. I’d personally write even more stuff here to bring back the life that I only caught the tail end of when I first joined.

And all of what I just stated above is what lead to what happened a couple of hours ago. The last thread was near the bump limit, and I stalled on making it because the others and I still hadn’t come to an agreement on the thread name thing. I wanted to try having Fingerbang back to have a rebound, but they said it was a bad idea and talked me out of doing it for the time being. And I was okay with EQG/Humanized anyway, so I left it alone when I made the previous thread. But then someone and made a new fb thread on their own when I had yet to make one, and then the rest is explained in >>29349528 to an extent.

In summary, this thread is the real one, and I’ve kind of wanted that.

Oh great this cancerous shithole is back. I though it had finally bitten the dust, back in the filter you go faggots you won't be missed.

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>>29350269
Nice b8 m8, but we all know you're a shitposter.

>>29350269
It never left, Anon.

>>29349878
Yes! Can't wait for more Indie.

It was really getting hot.

>>29350266
Thanks for having a change of heart, Greeny. I did miss Fingerbang a lot I will admit. This whole thing is still really confusing though. Just promise us no more drama, okay? You don't have to do what the chat thinks you should do.
also.
>ctrl+f "bump" in last thread
>1 out of 8
>only three of them are actual bumps
Holy shit.

>>29350278
Call it what you want but it's fact, 90% of the board thinks this place is cancer and it's probably the most filtered thing here. It's just your little circlejerk that thinks it's so great.

>>29350269
>>29350356
Just asking because i'm curious, but you said you're filtering this thread again, right?

Why did you unfilter it at all? Why not always keep it filtered?

>>29350224
More?

>>29350269
Ok lemon.

Is the Pinkie/Rainbow Dash story gonna continue?

>People got this autistic over a name

Never change.

Also might want to edit that faq.

>>29349910
>so it's an official thread because I say it's official

>>29350369
Ya' know, I thought the same thing. If he had 'Fingerbang' filtered and was only here for EqG general, why did he unfilter Fingerbang? You wouldn't need to unfilter it if you only liked EqG. But then I realized >>29350278 was right. This is just a shitty shitposter. >>29350279

>>29349836
Holy shit, its the real thread. And the right number too. Its a good feeling, though I am pretty much done here though. Anything fun happen while I was waiting?

>>29350212
Wrong, you betrayed the thread by deciding for yourself and the discord chat, your still a piece of shit for continuing the shitposting for so long, but its good to know SOME people are doing the right thing here. Even if your incapable of learning a lesson, but whatever. The job is finally done. On an unrelated note, Flash is still shit everyone.

>>29351251
Oh god, please don't piss off the autistic people man. Just say you were on leave or something. I don't want this thread to be full shitposting, please. Also a bit of new writefriends showed up.

>>29351265
>implying you had anything to do with this
>implying more people agreed with you

>>29351265
>>29351268
Why? Why can't we just NOT piss off the morons? Just let them be who gives a flying fuck. Honestly I don't read most of what he post anyway but still don't piss off the people that do, their annoying as fuck.

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>>29351268
Neat, so some spineless bitches showed up after Greentext made a few fake threads? At least something useful happened while I was away, so long as He doesn't make the same fuckup again its nice knowing the thread will live on like its supposed too. Remember kids, no matter what stupid shit greentext decides for you, Fingerbang is never dead, just put into a healing coma until someone wakes it up, even if the biggest writefag here treats it like the Norm Normalson thread, it will always be there.
>>29351279
Chill dude, I'm all good now, the thread is in proper order, though I am still going be out though, what with Greentext going on a shit taste spree and writing trash with Flash like a certain dead thread. I might drop by to see if he is writing anything good though. Compliments to everyone that didn't give up an all that. See ya EqG fuckers.
>>29351247
duh, if the influx was from shitposters waiting to have their way and get rid of the proper brand, then they weren't going to be here to begin with. Not for long at any rate.

>>29351277
I don't think he >Implyed anything. He was just putting hate for green out too piss people off. Can we please not start this, who cares who's right and who's wrong? All us fighting does is ruin our thread. If you don't like green, don't read his shit. If you do read it. The end. Who cares about the name? It happened. The end. Can we please just try to make our thread good and not fill it with shitpost? >>29351297
I'm glad you're happy, hell I am too. I hated the way he went about it. But you know what happened last time. They kept shitposting until the 'Won' just leave them be, It's over.

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>>29349897
Nobody really knows, actually.

>>29351297
>>29351313
>>29351251
>Still trying to shill that the last couple of threads were fake
>Anything you don't agree with is shitposting, even if it's a writefag writing in a thread you didn't want
Genuinely stop posting.

>>29350742
Who?

>>29351297
The people who "didn't give up" supported the eqg Humanized thread, you know

>>29351268
>Telling one of the autistic people not to piss off the other autistic people.
Yeah good luck with that. I'm just going to sit here and wait for more of the Pinkie+RD story.

>>29351297
>still being mad about Flash
It figures that salty as fuck retard was you.

>>29351265
>The job is finally done
>Even though Green changed his mind on his own completely unrelated to anything you did
>>29351297
>Writefags posting in thread you don't like are "spineless bitches" instead of just wanting to write stories
>All this other implying bullshit

Not even kidding, someone needs to take away your computer and your phone

I also love how you're straight up ignoring posts like >>29350266 and >>29350334 because they don't help you paint your little picture of the non-Fingerbang thread doing badly.

Seriously, go whine somewhere else. Kinda like how you did in the Sunset thread, huh.

>>29351706
>>29351625
>>29351471
>>29351919
ffs stop giving the troll replies. We wait for smut fics now.

>>29351942
This. And only this.

What do you think helped make the last thread so great? We ignored the butthurt faggot and let the downpour of new content do the talking and btfo everything he said.
Plus if this thread doesn't do as well as the last, then that only proves him wrong about the original name being better anyway. He has literally nowhere to go with this, there is absolutely no reason anyone should be replying to him anymore.
Just stop this annoying drama and wait for whatever content comes our way. Like, damn.

>Change the name
Thread picks up, gets new content and only one guy freaking out
>Goes to fingerbang
Shitposting, shitposting everywhere.

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>>29351942
>>29352059
Pretty much. Indigo Zap story when?

>>29349836
you said you'd change it back to fingerbang!

>>29351313
>>29351471
Why did i get added to that? I'm just trying to get him to stop before we have another thread full of shitposting about 'THIS IS RIGHT THREAD REEEEEEEE' again.

>>29352102
>goes to fingerbang
>b-but it's not official because my tripcode wasn't in the OP
>make another one
>shitpost in it

>>29352864
Ah yeah forgot the guy throwing the fit was the guy who's sole purpose in life was to make the thread, pretty pathetic really even by /mlp/ standards.

>>29352864
>>29353020
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Oh yeah the No Hooves infinite thread is back
oh everyone is happy, ok.

hidden

>>29353028
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/fact

Look at how swapping the name back made this a better thread, wow it's amazing. The thread was doing much better under EQG/humanized.

>>29353162
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/imply

>>29353179
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/butthurt

>>29353183
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/your_mother

>>29353183
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/replytothispostortwilightwilllosetheirwings

>>29353183
>>29353179
>>29353178
>>29353162
>>29353153
>>29353028
You're not helping. Stop.

>>29353183
Well shit it's actually in the dictionary.

>>29353201
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/no

>>29353201
no until fingerbang n°100000

Disappoints me that some anons are going to scare away the writer of the awesome Indigo Zap story because of the thread.

>>29349878
Please don't leave.

>>29349878
Post here, a thread that isn't a cancer filled shithole.
>>29320370

>>29353266
>Change name to Humanized general
>Attract more content
>???
>Profit

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>>29349836
>no twilight and shining armor

this sibling pic is incomplete

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Gonna just post this so you know I'm here. I'll do a more some time tonight if all goes well.

Previously >>29342969

>"What do you mean they messed with the schedules?"
>Dash slumps in her seat on the couch.
>Pinkie Pie pats her on the shoulder.
>"I already told my cooking teacher about it."
>"Yeah, but what does that mean?"
>"She's trying to find another time."
>Dash sighs. "Well, I guess that's something."
>She looks to the other side of the living room.
>"We'll figure it out with the text you got too." Pinkie Pie brings up.
>Rainbow Dash flinches when she hears about it.
>She doesn't dare pick up her phone, not wanting to see the new messages on the screen.
>"Hey..." Pinkie Pie says. "We'll find a way."
>Dash rests her head on Pinkie's shoulder.
>Sitting together, they talk some more and try to figure this out.
>And they don't bother going to Sugarcube Corner later that night.
>Lest they run into the Shadowbolts again.
>Dash sits with Pinkie on the couch.
>Needing her company to be the thing that gets her through the night.
>Holding hands, each girl comforts the other.
>Rainbow Dash fetches a blanket after it starts to get cold.
>"What do you think about... just kinda getting it out there?" Asks Pinkie.
>"What do you mean?"
>Pinkie sighs.
>"I mean, in a way where..."
>Dash gasps.
>"You mean like... just tell everyone before the Shadowbolts do?"
>"We already have the schedule thing to worry about, Dashie!"
>"But..." Rainbow croaks. "We promised to never tell anyone."
>Pinkie Pie takes a deep breath.
>"I know." She answers, voice shaking.
>Rainbow Dash is shocked to hear Pinkie's voice something so sad sounding.
>Pinkie holds Rainbow under the blanket. "But I don't want to see you so upset from the soccer games."
>"Please, this choice is already hard enough."
>"Dashie. It's okay. You know our friends will stick up for us. No matter what."

>>29353496
>Rainbow sobs. "But we kissed on it. It was such a special night."
>"And tonight." Pinkie continues. "Let's make an even stronger promise. For both of us."
>Dash widens her eyes.
>"You don't mean..."
>"Listen. If we could keep out relationship a secret, I'd be so in for it. But we have to be strong, Dashie. Take what we can get."
>Rainbow Dash sniffles.
>"Remember when you told me that?" Pinkie says, leaning into Dash.
>"Y-yeah."
>"We're not giving up if we tell everyone, we're just cutting off a weakness."
>"But... what will they think about us?"
>"It doesn't matter what they think. All that matters is that I love you, Dashie."
>They slowly kiss.
>Rainbow Dash stops sobbing, hearing out her special friend.
>"I love you too."
>Pinkie Pie's voice gets strong and energetic again.
>"So what do you say? The only way to top the promise from before is to do... more."
>Rainbow Blushes.
>"You wanna really promise?"

All for now. See you tonight hopefully.

>>29353501
Finally! Some green! Keep going, I have to catch up on the rest of your fic but it looks good.

>>29353732
Pinkie and Trixie would make for an interesting ship.

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>>29353732
we need to go BIGGER

>>29351919
>>29352059
I'd add my two cents but these posts pretty much said it better than I could've.

Anyway enough of that shit. The troll isn't worth mentioning more than once imo.
>>29353501
Can't wait until the Shadowbolts find out they don't have leverage anymore. That is if RD and Pinkie go through with coming out of the closet. Looking forward to more Green.

>>29354489
Those curves
Lord have mercy

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>>29354489
God Damn, is this not edited?
There is no way hasbro doesn't know what they're doing.

>>29355611
Nope not edited

>>29353266
Writefag here. Don't worry I'm not going anywhere. I know falseflagging when I see it. As long as we have the other writefags willing to keep Fingerbang alive, I'll be here.

Here we go.
>>29346596
>Indigo pins you against the ledge of the pool.
>She doesn't let up.
>You're sweating and feeling it coming.
>Try to hold it back.
>But Indigo doesn't help with that.
>All she does is push you forward.
>Seeing how much restraint you have.
>Her vulva slides along your shaft.
>Very little friction.
>Indigo pushes right up into you.
>You're sandwiched between the athlete and the corner.
>Her motion is now shorter in distance but faster.
>"Come on! That all you got?"
"Ahh!"
>You're holding it back for the meantime.
>But you know this won't last.
>Indigo looks up at the ceiling and licks her lips.
>Flipping her damp hair to the side.
>Looking down at you.
>You wrap your arms around her.
>Keep her right against you.
>It feels so fucking good.
>Almost impossible not to cum though.
>But you're too horny to care about losing.
>"Is that all you got, wimp? Huh?"
>Indigo breathes down your neck.
>You can't stay entrapped in this pussy much longer without busting a nut.
>You're so ready.
>Ready to burst I inside of Indigo Zap.
>You can't hold it back anymore.
>This girl is quickly jack hammering herself on your lap.
>It feels so irresistible.
>You are enveloped all the way to the base.
>Your balls touch her ass cheeks.
>The whole length of your cock is inside of her.
>It's too much to prevent.
"F-fuck! Fuck! Fff...f-uck~"

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>>29356745

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That pastebin is fuckhuge. Anyone have some recommendations for a long read?

>>29357512
Super Anon by Sergeant Nonymous, An Anonymous Werewolf in Canterlot by Stoker (same guy under different name), Time After Time by Alexander Grey, High School Reunion / Lustful Temptations by Liquid Plasma and Winter Formal Dash by NaOH (Liquid Plasma under a different name). Those are the three really long reads I can think of right now. Whether you'll like them or not really depends on your preference.

>>29357548
*Five really long reads by three writers.
My bad.

>>29357548
>>29357551
Thanks m8

>>29352059
>>29351942
Words of wisdom. Don't even acknowledge his existence next time he (probably inevitably) comes back to start a fight. We can do this, just hide/ignore the bait posts and carry on. We must not scare the writefags away this time. NaOH please come back

Does anyone have the link to the story where Pinkie hooks up Anon and Rainbow dash and they go camping and become bike couriers for Filthy Rich?

>>29358528
>>29358528
rebirth until 10k

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>>29358693
Not this thread, it was its own thing.
Maybe ask in an RD thread.
The first half of that was top quality though, good stuff.

Has that la phantoma guy written anything since that amputee anon green? I thought he had hope

>>29350266
You shouldn't be giving any thought to the fucks in the Discord chat period, they provide nothing here and just wastes of space. Why the hell are you giving them more consideration then the real thread? Side note, don't forget to remove the Discord link, if they want to keep up with the thread, those bastards can do it in thread.

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>>29352059
You are missing the point he made, it was because Greentext took it on himself to decide what to do with the thread(and the Discord) and not do a proper vote, he wasn't bitching about the name being change he was bitching about how it was changed and why. If that didn't happen, then the thread would carry on as usual.
>>29352345
Pic related.

>>29353266
What does any of the conversation above have to do with the writefag leaving? Its entirely irrelevant. If he cant handle some shitposting that isn't even directed at him, what makes you think he would do well literally anywhere else on this board. There is always some shitposter somewhere.

>>29358693
Never heard of it. Got a link?
>>29357749
NaOH takes months for him to post, just wait awhile, he'll come around eventually...huh, I just got reminded of him being like a cat.

>>29357548
I wonder when Sargent Anon will come back, I hope his hand heals.

>>29359803
http://pastebin.com/JZCtrvBE
Found it in the archives.

>>29353496
>>29356745
What are your stories about.
>>29359828
thank you.

>>29356745
... That's hot, and /now/ we've hit critical mass. Explosion is imminent. She wants us to cum, do it.

Might as well say my piece.
>>29352102
This. It's pretty funny how much more content we got while the name was changed. Used to be that a thread would be up for 20+ days, but the more recent ones were up for half that.

>>29350266
>they said it was a bad idea
All things considered, I'd have to agree with them.
But it's back to square one and all you've done is vindicate that one autist.
Some new writers, though, and hopefully the rebound is legitimate.

>>29360206
Maybe we should attempt to change it back (again) but do it more like the Superhero thread, with a vote.

>>29359790
It was disco false flagging cause he wants the thread to do bad as fingerbang

>>29360692
And KittyKat m8, don't forget about him. He is also shitting in "Alone in Equestria" too

>>29359771
>carry on as usual
So... a sea of bumps and with the exact same guy starting an anti-flash circlejerk? Yeah, that totally sounds fun.

>>29360986
This.
The thread has been a mess since 2015. Maybe even earlier than that.

>>29359606
>>29359606
more rebirth until 10k

>>29361191
It's been a mess since it was born.
I mean I've been here for years now, I'm just shocked it's still going.
While parting with the fingerbang name was jarring at first the extra content we got was nice.
Hopefully that doesn't go away now.

>>29361276
Well we got 4 writefags in here so far. So that's a thing.

>>29361929
>dat back

>>29356745
>Bucking your hips, you cum.
>You feel it so much.
>Like the greatest thing in the world just happened everywhere.
>All because of what happened in this pool.
>The climax rocks your body and the water around you.
>Oh fuck.
>Indigo's pussy is pumped with your semen.
>Your dick is still in so deep.
>Her ass on your balls.
>Your dick exploding while completely inside.
>Indigo sighs and moans.
>You exhale with a smile.
>She holds you and kisses you.
>Laughing.
>Calling you names.
>Stretching her arms as if she just worked out.
>Stretching the far.
>Arching her back and pushes her tits in your face.
>"Oh Anon."
>Your face rubs with her slippery wet skin.
>You just know none of the cum made it out into the water.
>In too deep.
>"Alright enough relaxing." Indigo says. "Come on and race me again."
>She strips off her swimsuit completely.

>>29363190
>Your dick exploding while completely inside.
That sounds simultaneously awesome and painful.

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>>29363190
That was pretty good, man. They gonna nude swim now? Sure hope no one walks in on this.

>>29363190
Damn, Indie.

We're going to lose the race, but if we're swimming around nude, I'm all for losing and getting a nice rear-view.

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i miss naoh and sarge

>>29365497
>missing faggots that are practical dead

>>29364358
Her ass should be toned too.

>First movie: Bad
>Second movie: Great
>Third movie: meh
>Fourth movie: Good

Will the fifth movie be good or bad, because patterns are pointing to it being like the 1st and 3rd.

>that one backgrounder in every movie with the fucking fishlips and wide face

Who the fuck is she even supposed to be the human version of?

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Why is there only Rainbow Dash and SciTwi versions of this

>>29366907
I remember seeing others. Look up pregnancy test edit on derpibooru or something and you should find more.

>>29363631
>Implying they can't just join in.

>>29366851
>fifth movie

>>29363190
>You do the same.
>Indigo leads you out to the center.
>"We're starting on the other end now."
>You follow her.
>Get perched on the wall next to her.
>"Remember what I told you."
>You step higher.
>She says go.
>Launch and try to swim as fast as you can.
>Fuck, you have like no energy right now.
>Indigo Zap passes you in like a half second.
>Damn she's fast.
>Fall behind and the race finishes.
>You're so out of breath.
>"Come on, wimp. Again!"
>Shit.
>She races you three more times.
>Winning every single time,
>You reach the point where you're not even trying anymore.
"Why are you doing this?" You finally ask.
>"Gotta have stamina, man!"
>You groan.
>She seems to be happy finishing first each time.
>She then stops after the fifth time.
>"Alright, come here."
>Wades over to you.
>Her arms open.

>>29369398
>Sugarcoat walks in on them fucking again.

>>29349897
How soon is soon?

I'm digging the shit out of Sarge's Anonymous Werewolf story
There anything worth reading in which Anon is a vampire?

>>29369398
Quite the showoff, isn't she?

But oh, what's this, the waddling over to us? Hmm... what's next, I wonder.

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Where the fuck is NaOH!?

>>29371129
>>29365763

>>29371129
>implying they have working internet in mexico

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http://pastebin.com/E33sNiiY

>You and the rest of your friends open up the presents to prove that Anon's cruel joke from his father is still active to this day.
>Applejack looks around the box, whereas Pinkie Pie is looking right through her own.
>Twilight's scratching her head, and Rainbow Dash throws her box to the ground.
>“Man, I would be angry if my family did that to me.”
>”I'm way past that point now.” He heads over to a chair and tries to relax in it. “I just want this holiday to be over with.”
>”What should we do now?” Twilight whispers over to you.
“Nothing.” She's stunned by your reply. “There's nothing we can do.”
>”What about the party?” She asks out loud.
>”Not my thing, especially when it's Christmas themed.” He kicks back in his chair. “You guys know your way out, enjoy your party.”
>”But--”
>”Leave him, we're done here.” Rainbow Dash cuts Pinkie off.
>”We did all we could. There's nothing more we can do, sugarcube.” Applejack says to Pinkie when putting a hand over her shoulder, guiding her over to the door.
>You and Twilight were the last ones to leave the house, making sure that the door was closed shut.
>”I can’t believe this. We went through all of this just to give up?!” Twilight complains.
“You saw the tape. He isn’t going to accept any of our help, no matter what we do.”
>”I swear, there must be--”
>”Wake up, Twilight! He sprayed us with piss!” Rainbow rudely interjects her.
>”I know, but--”
>”Uh-uh, it’s over!” Rainbow Dash pulls up her hoodie and walks away.
>”But what about the party!?” Pinkie Pie yells out to Rainbow Dash.
>”I think I’ll skip it this year. All I want is a hot shower and some rest after this horseshit!”
“Rainbow!”
>”Stuff a candy cane in it, Sunset. I’ve dealt with this long enough!” She heads off, sliding her hands into her pockets.

>>29371129
Killed himself after Trump wrecked his poor country.

>>29371960
Ayy, Fifty's back!

>>29371960
Oh man, I can't handle these feels.

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>>29371960
>Applejack does the same thing; staying silent as she is walking away with her hood up and her hands in her pockets.
>Rarity comes out from the opposite side of the street and runs back to you.
>”Fluttershy isn’t coming back. She locked herself in her own house and refuses to continue with our travail.”
”I wouldn’t blame her.” You depressingly say.
>”Goodness, what did I miss?” She questions your low energy.
>”We’ve given up.” Twilight plainly states it to Rarity.
>”It was that devastating?”
“Not only does his family leave during the holidays, but they also give him empty presents.”
>”Oh dear.”
>”I know, right?! What an awful gag!” Pinkie criticizes.
”Ever since he was a child, they gave him pleasant-looking presents that were always empty.”
>”And that’s not the strangest part.” Twilight adds on. “I noticed something from all of them. What did the tag say on your presents?”
“Mine said that it was from his father.”
>”Yeah, that’s what my present said too!” Pinkie mentions the similar folly that’s going around.
>”Same here. Do you think that his mother had any input, or she just allowed this to happen?”
“You’re right. We’re missing something here.”
>”This isn’t over yet, is it?” Rarity hints at a sudden spark in this case.
>”We’ll figure this out one way or another!” Pinkie Pie says in cheer. “But first, we should probably take a shower; I’m getting all sticky with Anon’s stuff!”
>”You said it. Heck, he even got it all over my glasses!” Twilight whines.
“Rinse it under some hot water and some dish soap, it’ll be good afterwards.”
>”While I’m at it, I may as well grab a bottle of bleach.” She jokingly waives off.
>”Guess I’ll be going to the party myself. Wait; are you coming, Rarity?” Pinkie Pie asks.
>”I may as well, right after I take a shower.”
>”Yeah, good point. I’ll see you later!”

>>29372300
>Everyone gives out their send-offs before going their separate ways.
>You start to wonder if there is anything that you could do to get Anon out of his past, trying to get him into the excitement for the holidays.
>But whatever he has with his family must be discovered first before you could draw out a suitable plan.
>For now, you need a good scrubbing and should send out a text message to Fluttershy later on. Probably a good idea to check-in on her, right?

>>29372228
>>29372256
Ayy lads. Apologies for the nearly three weeks later update. More later, along with something for February once this is hopefully over with.

>>29369398
>"Let me show you the right strokes."
>Indigo holds you and kind of bends you over.
>Gets you into a swimming position.
>But she's holding you still.
>And you both being naked maxes this feel... better?
>You sure like it that's for sure.
>"Now just do like I say."
>Indigo shows you how the "right" way to swim looks.
>You let her move your arms the "right" way.
>She gets really touchy.
>Gives you a couple of kisses on the back of the neck.
>You kiss her back.
>But you start to worry about someone else coming in here.
>All it takes is for someone to come in for a swim and they'll see you.
>Do a couple of casual laps with Indigo.
>This time she doesn't pass you.
>Stays beside you, giving you instructions.
>You go laps around the pool.
>Locking arms after a while.
>It gets brighter outside.
>What if someone comes in?
>Your bathing suits lay on top of a chair.
>Can't go anywhere.
>Indigo is holding you in a cradle position again.
>She seems ready for another round of fun.
>Fuck this is getting risky.
>Kinda makes it hotter.

>>29372319
Great to see you back dude

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>>29372513
>inb4 they start hearing footsteps.

>>29373837

>>29374429

>>29373107
Why is one so much bigger?

>>29375145
Ask the animators.

>>29368917
I'm sure he meant the specials.

>>29375117
>>29374429
>>29373837
low quality post

>>29376771
That's not helping, man.

Bumping for more RD Pinkie

>>29377557
Same here I need to know what happens next.

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Have you met my wife

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>>29378032
Yes. in fact, we had anal sex..
You are a cuck my friend.

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I just watched kitty Kat get utterly Blow the fuck out by Ethan Gradberry in the discord.

Mfw I read the whole thing.

>>29379176
Ok

>>29378834
>Her reaction when a greentext about her from this thread is read to her

Which greentext would it be?

>>29379176
What happened? Did she sperg out?

>>29379325
>Which greentext would it be?
The one where Rarity is addicted to touching herself and gets in a threesome with Anon and RD.

>>29379176
Who?

>>29377055
neither autosaging.

>>29379570
Yeah gonna have to ask for a link to that.

>>29379594
A girl in the chat who claimed to write at least 7 stories that no one but her has seen or knows what they were about before she allegedly lost them all.

>>29380037
Anon if what you're saying is true, then...________lel________

>>29372319
Awesome, this is pretty gripping so far.

>>29372513
>It's definitely time for someone else to in now.
>Indigo clamps you hard.
>Not doing much swimming related stuff anymore.
>And you're doing it back.
>Water up to your necks.
>You're kissing with Indigo.
>Getting hot again, caressing each other.
>Shit's going well even though someone could walk in.
>No one here yet.
>You're erect.
>Indigo lets you corner her this time.
>She's looking pretty exhausted now.
>Hold her.
>Touch her body, feeling how fit she is.
>Start to slide your boner in.
>A door opens somewhere.

>>29381079
Shit, just dive underwater and hold your breath until whoever it is passes by. Then come up for air.

>>29380554
just go on the discord chat link in the OP, then scroll up quite a bit. I would screencap it, but I'm lazy and a bit busy at the minute.

>>29382455
bump

>>29381320
You sure that's a good idea?

>>29382455
>no hands

seriously though when is naoh coming back

>>29384035
How about you wait and stop being a whining bitch? If you want an update, it will take a while.

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>>29384058
In the words of George Clooney, "Well, when?"

>>29384518
I feel like this picture requires some context.

>>29381294
So the rest of the eqg movies were dubbed for japan huh? Supposedly they're a big hit over there. I guess that's why we get so much fanart from them.

>>29384646
This. I don't want NaOH to end up like Waid

>>29386381
stop

>>29386472
kys

>>29386482
found the underage
MODS

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>>29386493
>found the underage
MODS
>Sucking this much mod dick
Found scruffy's cum dumpster.

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>>29386548
>Just figuring out MODS=FAGS
You must be new here.

>>29387640
>>29387114
stupid

>>29388724
more stupid

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>>29388728
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T STOP ME FAGGOT!

>>29388746
ok downvoted ,cvck.

>>29389441
stop that ,faggot.

>>29389551
Why?

>>29389628
because nobody cares of your whimmy glammy.

>>29389697
What?

Anyone see purp trix?

>>29381079
>Oh fuck.
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
"You hear that?"
>You look to find Indigo diving under you.
>Swims right past.
>Towards the chairs.
>You watch her as she swims just as fast as before when you raced.
"What the." You're confused at first.
>But then you see Indigo get out if the water.
>Grabs the swimsuits off the chair.
>Throws yours over to you.
>It lands where you can reach it.
>This all happened in like ten seconds.
>You slip it on, ignoring the fact you still have a boner.
>Indigo literally jumps into hers and pulls it up her body.
>Shit, there's footsteps.
>They're right around the corner.
>Silently, you root for Indigo.
>She gets it on before the two new girls appear.
>You stay in the water, hoping the rippled surface hides what's going on underwater.
>At least until it goes down.
>Just play everything off cooly, feeling like ninjas after a minute of then not knowing.
>You're about ready to leave anyway.
>Drying off, you get your stuff.
>The boner has retreated for now.
>"Hey." Indigo catches you in the hallway.
"Do you realize how close that-"
>"Shh. I know. And I'm sorry. But how about I make it up to you?"
"Eh?"
>"The showers here are separate, but not the one where you live, right?"
"No."
>She smiles.
"So like... you're still up for that? I don't have class until much later."
>"We have unfinished business don't we? I don't have classes at all today."
>She's already following you back anyway.
>You have several hours to spare.

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>>29391126
It's only the beginning

>>29390188
They usually disappear after a couple of months and then come back.

>>29391726
Who's that under the sheets?

>>29392476
>>29390835
not this shit quallity

>>29391440
>filename
I kek'd

Did Sergeant Nonymous ever come back?

>>29393038
Doesn't look like it.

>>29392379
Shinning Armor

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>>29393847
Night light

Let's try to discuss the previous movie and upcoming specials until someone else updates. What do you guys want to see happen?

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>>29394333
Two words. Human. Sunset.

>>29394333
Well, I haven't seen the recent movie yet but I heard it sucks. What went wrong this time?

>>29394534
That absolutely has to happen..
I have been waiting for this moment since we saw SciTwi, which made me realize that there must also be a human Sunset.

>>29395079
>spoonfeed me
dyewts?

Y'all niggas posting in a troll thread.

>>29397012
every fucking day until fingerbang 10000

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>>29349897
>>29349910
>>29357749
>>29359803
>>29371129
>>29384035
>>29385815
>>29365497
I'm back, for now have an update:
Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

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>>29397178

>As you prepare to run away you hear the elevator door opening, so you hide behind the front door of the first apartment to and wait for the enemies to emerge.
>”THE FUCK HAPPENED?!” One of them yells.
>You kick the door open and fire the remaining shotgun shells at the three thugs, killing them instantly.
“Fuck…”
>There’s plenty of criminals on the floors above, and you know that they’ll come for you.
>You’re jeopardizing everything.
>Your second chance. Your friends’ peaceful lives. Your identity.
>You wish that at least you had your rooster mask on your head.
>But no, you left it in your locker to avoid suspicion on you for your previous crime.
>The only way from now on…
>Is forwards.
>You grab a pistol from one of the thugs’ hands and enter the elevator, then you push the elevator’s button to get to the second level.
>https://youtu.be/c58UmsRkFCs?t=5m41s
>The first thing you do is shoot two guys preparing to enter the elevator, you don’t even wait for the elevator’s doors to completely open.
>As soon as the elevator’s doors open you shoot a vicious dog dead, then proceed to enter the crowded apartments full of pricks from age seventeen to twenty-three.
>Wasting them wasn’t that hard.
>They didn’t put much of a fight. Although they had knives, chainlinks and a few of them had guns.
>Perhaps you never gave them enough time to shoot at you.
>You discard the pistol and grab one of theirs.
>Third Floor.
>Same as before.
>Killing these pricks doesn’t bother you at all, instead of fearing for your safety you’re worried more for the safety of your friends and parents.
>Somehow, these assholes lured and used Gilda to push their nasty product into the school.
>Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, the poor girl Rainbow always finds annoying, were about to try those dreadful drugs.
>To be honest you find them annoying too, but they are sweet and innocent girls.
>You’ll never forgive Gilda for this.

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>>29397189

>When you’re done with these scumbags, she’ll be the next girl on your list.
>You recall Fluttershy’s scaredy voice from earlier in the morning.
>As you keep murdering the thugs in each level, you notice that each apartment hides some nasty stuff you really did not want to see.
>There are a few gun racks and crates full of ammo.
>These might come in handy.
>You grab one and carry it to the elevator, as well as a shotgun from one of the gun racks, a submachine gun from one of the bodies, and a chainlink, just in case.
>As you prepare to go to the last level, you really think of what you’re doing.
“…What the hell is wrong with me?” you ask to yourself as you look down your shoes and notice they are dampened with blood.
>You notice the shotgun you are carrying isn’t loaded, and that the UZI doesn’t have bullets left in the chamber nor in the magazine.
>That guy you got this Uzi from really wanted you dead, and you capped him before he could reload.
>SHIT!
>You nervously look at the crate and search for shotgun shells or a magazine for the pistol.
>”This is the last day of your life motherfucker, you feel me?!” A voice shouts as soon as the elevator door’s open.
>A horrific sight meets you.
>A thug with a bloody chainsaw charges at you.
>This is it…
>You’re dead.
>Unless…
>You grab the chainlink you stored within your pants and swing it at the maniac as hard as you can.
>Fortunately, it breaks his jaw just in time and makes it drop the chainsaw.
>You step on his head the times necessary to break his skull and kill him.
>Another guy comes out of one of the apartments and aims his weapon at you.
>You lunge at him and swing the chainlink within your enemy’s range and break one of his wrists.
>You grab the weapon from his hands and blast a shell into his body, killing him instantly.
>Then, you cock the gun and look at the used shell coming out of the chamber, then you wait for your next victims.
>Two dogs.
>Two shells.

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>>29397213

>As you enter to the apartment you see how two armed men were awaiting you and shoot their guns at you.
>Fortunately, they miss and you get an opportunity to enter a bathroom for cover.
>A disgusting sight meets your eyes.
>A sliced-up body was being dissolved in acid.
>Shit, these fuckers don’t play around.
>You start to miss your old timeline, where you were hated by everyone.
>Now, you’re stuck in this clusterfuck, and that voice keeps telling you it’s your fault.
>You decide not to think about it and keep moving forward.
>As soon as the attacking men start reloading their guns, you hear their footsteps coming closer.
>You blindly shoot your shotgun twice and hope they died.
>Loud thuds are heard on the floor.
>You peek your head out of the bathroom and see their bodies on the floor.
>You check there are no more enemies around, and blast the last one of them.
>A big guy who looked like their boss.
>It’s not Silver Fang.
>Anyways, he’s dead.
>Everything is cleared now.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMLknPRq5rI
>You drop the shotgun on the floor and fall on your knees.
>It finally kicked in…
>Guilt.
>What have you done?
>Did you actually kill thirty people?
>You look at the bodies.
>Brain matter and guts scattered all over the place.
>You can’t hold it anymore.
>You puke on the floor.
“Oh God…fuck! FUCK!”
>You stand up and look around.
>Bullet holes everywhere, gun smoke, blood.
>You check out what’s inside the rooms.
>There are two rooms filled with crates full of drugs.
>And a table with chemicals and powders on it.
>You go back to the main hallway of that same apartment and notice there are a couple of fuel canisters.
>They are full to the brim.
>You look at the bodies, and at the rooms filled with drugs.
>You have an idea.

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>>29397224

>You pour fuel all over the bodies, drugs and chemicals since you plan to leave no evidence.
>Then you look inside the other apartment.
>There’s a very weird room.
>It’s…quite clean.
>It has some green and purple pills on the coffee table, sure. But it’s nothing like the other rooms in the building.
>You notice a notebook under the bed.
>It contains notes which read:
>Shipments to: Los Santos, San Franciscolt, Las Pegasus [Scheduled for tonight.]
>Whores: CANCELLED. -> Investigate 51st street incident.
>Blonde Virgin: -$650.000 [Buyer from Saddle Arabia won’t pick up phone. Pink Penny is pissed.]
>Pink Penny?
>These are important, you better keep these notes.
>You enter the room behind it and-
“HOLY SHIT!”
>There’s a fuckton of money in it.
>Bill counting machines, gym bags filled with money, tens and twenties on the desks.
>This…could be helpful in the future.
>You can even get a better car! Gifts for your friends! A brand new PC!
“YEAH!”
>You don’t hesitate and grab ALL the money bags and stuff all the money on the desks inside them.
>You’ll have to be careful though, and spend them wisely or else your friends might get suspicious.
>This will be your little secret.
>Whoever was supposed to guard this place fucked up hard.

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>>29397234

>With the money strapped to your body, you pour the rest of the fuel all over the money room and hallways, leaving no spot clean.
>You grab a shell from the ammo crate and load it into the shotgun, then fire at the poured fuel and order the elevator to take you to the first floor.
>The elevator’s doors close as you see how the fire rises and follow the fuel trails to each apartment.
>As soon as you exit the building with the moneybags and the ammo crate and stuff them into your car’s trunk you see the last floor’s room explode.
>Oh crap, the floor’s gone weak and the fire is making its way to the third floor.
>Time to get the fuck away from here!
>You get in your vehicle and drive away.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRUKLKCY-w

>Silver Fang’s gang integrity: +60%
>Dark Blood’s wrath: +100
>Sunset Shimmer’s friendship: +100
>Sunset Shimmer’s love: +15
>Rank: S

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>>29397259


>Minutes later, back at the pizza parlor.
>”There you are Anon! What took you so long?”
“Oh, hey Shimmy…I-I almost got carjacked.”
>Sunset Shimmer gasps.
>”Oh my, are you alright?”
“I uh, put up a fight against the jacker.”
>”I can see that, you’re kind of messy…why are your pants and shoes wet?”
>You had to wash the blood away.
“I…well-“
>Sunset Shimmer blushes.
>”Uh, don’t worry Anon. I would’ve wet myself if I ran into such dangers…are you okay?”
“I didn’t wet myself Sunny! I gave the guy the beating of his life…he happened, to uh- puke all over my jeans because I hit him hard in his stomach. That’s why I took so long.”
>”Oh…that’s-“
“I know! Terrible right? You must think I’m some sort of monster for not going easy on that guy.”
>”And have your car stolen? No way Anon, I’m sure you did what you had to do…”
“Wichita Gardens is hell Sunny. As I was leaving that place I heard an explosion nearby!”
>”Really?! Oh my goodness, were you injured?”
“No, I’m okay, I just wish I had driven sooner. I called 911 and left the area.”
>”Canterlot was not like this…” she says with a sigh, “anyways Anon. Do you think you can keep working or do you want me to cover you?”
“It’s okay Sunny, I’m no weakling.”
>”One heck of a second day of work don't you think?”
>You let out a chuckle.
>In that moment a phone rings.
>”There it is, the second call of the day. I wonder why there’s fewer and fewer calls each day that passes by.”
>You shrug.
>”I’ll get it,” says one of your coworkers.
>Phew, your alibi worked.

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>Some of coworkers are watching the news.
>[BREAKING: Explosion reported at Wichita Gardens…”]
>You glup.
>”Oh man! I wonder what happened!”
>The news reporter makes an appearance.
>[“I’m currently outside the building unable to access due to the police barricade. We do not have reports of the cause of explosion or the count of the bodies found inside the building, but we believe it’s in the toll of seventy to a hundred!”]
>The news anchor asks for details.
>[“Uh, we’re just REPORTING the toll, we’re not sure who the perpetrators or the cause were but it all leads to a gang war between The Order of Silver and their rivals.”]
>”The Order of Silver have rivals?”
>”The news said they had!”
>”I bet it’s the same guy who got the girls out of that building!” Your coworkers argue.
>”What do you think newbie?” A girl asks you.
“Uhh…who knows? I was nearby but I didn’t pay much attention, I just beat the shit out of a prick who tried to steal my car,” you say as you point at your vehicle’s broken window.
>”That sucks! You okay right newbie?”
“Yeah…I’m fine.”
>[“Are you sure about the death toll?”]
>[“Uh…we’re just reporting it. But yeah, pretty much yes. We’ll keep you informed.”]
>Stupid CNN.

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>Some cops and firefighters run away from the building.
>”What’s going on?” Some coworkers ask
>[”RUUUN!”]
>The building collapses.
>”Oh damn!”
>”Oh my goodness!”
>[“We just saw the building’s apartment rooms collapse…although the building’s façade looks fine, the insides have collapsed. And we report about ten firefighters trapped in the debris!”]
>[“Uh, not really. We all made it out!”] Said the Fire Department Chief, [“we saw a few bodies though, this sure is gonna make investigations harder.”]
>You let out a relieved but quiet sigh.
>All of a sudden the TV shuts off.
>”What happened?”
>You all turn around.
>”M-Mr. Dusk!”
>”Go back to work y’all!”

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>Four hours later.
>Mr. Dusk decided to close earlier to take his wife to an appointment she had at the hospital so work hours have come to an end for the day.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6po2Za_18
>”What a day huh Anon?”
“Sure was Sunny, stuff’s getting out of control…”
>”Yeah, but let’s not think too hard about that. Let’s have fun instead! It’s Friday night.”
“Oh yeah, of course! Did you call the girls or something?”
>”I have, but some of them are busy. Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity were so angry. Do you know why?”
>You gulp.
“Err…I wouldn’t know anything about that. We’re all in good terms.”
>Perhaps Applejack knows about Apple Bloom’s drugs already. Poor girl must’ve fainted when she learned Apple Bloom had drugs hidden in her locker.
>Maybe even Granny Smith used the wooden spoon to beat poor AB.
>”Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie’s parents already forbid them to go out late due to the crime wave the city’s having…so that leaves the two of us.”
>You put on an awkward but cute smile that makes Sunset laugh a bit.
>”Let’s do something fun together! You and I! What do you say?”
“Yeah, I’d like that…”
>”So! Where are you taking me tonight?” She asks in a very charming way.
“Uhh…”

>Movie Theater
>The Nightclub
>The Mall

-----------------------------------
That's it for tonight, keep tuned in for more tomorrow.

>>29397115
Still thinking that now?

>>29397313
Thanks dead man

>>29397234
>You can even get a better car! Gifts for your friends! A brand new PC!
you know Anon has gone off the deep end if that's what he's thinking about after all that shit

>>29397313
Movie theater

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>>29397313
Movie theater for sure man!

>>29397313
See what's at the movies. If nothing good go to the mall.

>>29397313
theater kissing incoming

bump

>>29397313
Anything but the nightclub. No Station nightclub fire happenin' to Sunny Bunny.

>>29397313
>tomorrow
Riiiiiight.

>>29399057
He's held up to his word sometimes

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>>29397313
Thank you for the update m7!
And the movie theater.

>>29391126
>Back to your dorm.
>Kissing as the door closes.
>Still in your swimsuits you take all other clothes off.
>"Come on, let's do this." Indigo whispers.
>Go to the shower.
>Turn the water on.
>Keeping your swimsuits on, you get under the warm water.
>Watch the beads of water roll down Indigo's body.
>You feel her up, appreciating how her tight muscles feel under your fingers.
>Kissing her and turning the water hotter.
>She moans.
>Your dick almost rips through your swimming trunks.
>Everything gets pulled down and off.
>Zap does you and you do her.
>Frenching and cuddling.
>"You did so great today Anon."
"You were better though."
>She lightly spanks you.
>Laughing.
>Spreading her legs.
>you kiss her tenderly and back her to the wall.
>Already penetrating her pussy.
>She welcomes you.

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>>29399212
Not pool sex, but shower sex is muh fetish.

>>29397313
Thank you for the update.

>>29399096
Not even close.

>>29400247

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bamp

>>29398614
>>29402735
>>29401750
>>29401242
>>29401223
>>29400247
this is fingerbang, the same crap every day.

>>29397315

Is it still EqG? Than it is still a thread about trolls.

>>29402965
Great, now go get a life, troll

>>29402988

But this is my thread. For me and my people. A troll thread.

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>>29397259
>the fire rises
you just couldnt resist could you?

>>29403128
A shit thread for shit people and filled with shit writers. Seems legit.

What the hell happened, guys? The thread a week and a half ago did almost perfectly. Is work season finally setting in?

>>29403639
Greentext went on a nostalgia trip and let the thread go back to Fingerbang so it can have that """Fingerbang rebound""" that pretty much only exists in myths at this point.

>>29399348
Fuck, I forgot the name of this webcomic...

>>29403639
>>29403667
>tfw he saved fb then un-saved it

Also wow I guess I was wrong about NaOH showing up today. I hope he's not busy.

>>29403862
>still trusting that spic
You fanboys are that retarded that you are that gullible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDEmfj045lM
It's like r63 on Kim Jong-un

>>29403912
Hey I admitted I was wrong didn't I? It's not like I'm just gonna believe him again.

>>29403862
>>29403667
Well this thread still has an acceptable amount of content. Less than last thread so far but still noticeably better than how it was in December. We'll just have to wait and see.

>>29403862
It's still Saturday isn't it?

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>>29404735
True that. Looking forward to the next time you post, as I'm going to continue to post here as well now that it's finally the weekend again and I have more time.
>>29404612
I don't think I've said it in here before, but a rocky start to things is usually a given. I've meanwhile been posting some things in another thread since a day or two before the last thread pruned. Pretty much because there's been enough content here that things were going well on their own for a while. However, I'll soon continue posting here anyway. Probably later today.
>>29403639
>>29403667
We still have more active writers than we did a month ago, so there's that.

>>29404257
>That body shape
The animators SO knew what they were doing.

>>29404735
>>29404891
Good to hear from you m8s

>>29404257
My life would be complete once there's a swimsuit scene with her.

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"Hey there Fluttershy, nice outf-"
>"I am not Fluttershy, I am Bloodycry."
"Bloody what?"
>"It's part of transforming myself from a doormat to someone who stands up for herself. My image represents the darkness of humanity, the red is the blood that cloaks me, I am invulnerable, I am untouchable!"
"Uh, great? Listen, I just came by to pick up my laundry, remember, my washer broke and I had to use yours?"
>"You dare ask me, the Princess of Darkness to do your laundry?"
"No, it's already done, I came by to pick it up-"
>"Fool, you dare not tempt me, I am a sorceress of evil black magic, I can curse you in over a thousand different ways! Feeeeeeeear me!"
>You sigh.
"So 'Bloodycry' can I get my clothes?"
>"I don't know, can you?" She mocks.
>You don't have time for this.
"May I get my clothes?"
>"Since you asked, sure."
>She steps aside, allowing you to enter.
>"What's the special occasion?"
"What, is my laundry that weird?"
>"All you brought in this time is nothing but a white shirt and black pants."
"And a pair of black socks. I swear, if they aren't inside the dryer, you better pray to Satan about your safety."
>"Don't be ridiculous, Anon. It's Cthulhu that I await, for he shall bring havoc and mayhem to this wretched world."
>You try to hold back from laughing, but it's proven to be a challenge when you noticed that she's actually serious with this.
>To keep your mind preoccupied, you keep on walking and make it down to her basement.
"So, why the whole getup?"
>"Don't you get it? I have been doing this for the last two weeks. How can you fail to notice?"
"That explains the different eyeshadow."
>She grunts.
"Come on, you barely made any eye contact when I met you. What made you think that I would notice anything?"
>"What about everything else?"
>You take a good look at her current attire.

>>29405423
>Bloodycry has a few wristbands from various bands, a single black highlight in her hair with a bat hairpin. Her clothes look similar on how she used to dress, but all of it is now dark purple.
>"Do you like them? I was thinking about Green Day or My Chemical Romance."
"Why don't you get a Nickleback wristband instead?"
>"Who?"
>You turn back around to dig your pants and fortunately enough, two black socks out of her dryer.
>"I have been thinking for a few days about what happened to your washing machine."
>You stop.
>"What happened to it?"

>Two weeks ago...
>You shove the bag filled with bricks down the washing machine and slam the lid down.
"Ready?"
>You sit on top of the lid.
>"Anon, I'm not sure about this."
"If we can't go to the amusement park, then we'll bring the amusement to us."
>"That doesn't even make any sense."
"We can't use my car to head there, so we may as well come up with the next best thing."
>"By using your washing machine?"
"No shit. Anymore questions?"
>"Aren't you worried about breaking something?"
"Nah, it'll be fine."
>"Why can't we use your car again?"
"My parents took it away after we used it for last weeks drag race."
>"That's the last time I'm going in the same car with you."
"Hey, we won."
>"And almost got arrested for passing that red light."
"BUT, thanks to that red light, we won."
>Norman sighs.
"Just plug it in!"
>He plugs the extension cord it into an outlet near the back door.
>You set it to heavy duty and slam the start button.
>There was nothing but a small rumble in the first few seconds, but then came the mother of all tremors.
>"How is it?"
"Swe-e-e-e-et."
>It then violently jumps, moving side-to-side with each hop.
>You bounce off of it when you could not get a good grasp on it.
>Norman stops it by unplugging the cord.
>"Are you OK?"
"What a rush, you're next!"
>"I think I'll pass."
"Bet you ten that you can't outlast me."
>He looks at the machine before looking straight at you.
>"You're on."

>>29405427
>While you run back to the outlet, he jumps on.
>Without a second thought, you plug it in and watch.
>It goes the same for him, except the machine acts up early.
>Norman slides around, but stops when he grabs the panel.
>He holds on for a good two minutes until he springs off, landing on his arm.
>"FUCK!"
>The machine starts to wildly leap around, tilting from each bound.
>You unplug it, leaving the machine stuck on one of its legs.
>As you run over, it breaks, starting to fall right for Norman.
>You tackle for the machine and go head on.
>It falls back and hits the ground with a loud slam.
>The front panel on the washing machine pops off, along with the lid opening up.
>As the partially damaged bricks slide out, you reach out and pick Norman off the ground.
>"AGH! Fuck!"
"Okay, we're going for a walk."
>"The hospital is three miles away!"
"And the only car that I could drive is gone. Do you have any other idea?"
>"What about... No." He mumbles. "Fine, let's--"
>"Anon! What are you doing!?" Your mother drops her folder when running into the backyard.
"H-hey mom, I was--"
>"Risking your own life for some cheap thrill!?"
>You and Normal look at each other.
"You could say that."
>"And now he's hurt. What were you thinking!?"
>"That a beautiful woman could help us?" Norman tries to get on her good side.
>She rolls her eyes.
>"I swear, if your ancestors were alive to see this, they would disown you."
"They would actually disown you for raising me." You whisper to Norman.
>"What was that?"
"Can we at least get a ride to the hospital?"

>Back to today...
>You fold your socks together.
"It broke down."
>"How?"
"Just like every other machine; over time."
>"Okay then. That just leaves one more question; why is this certain getup so important? Someone special?"
"If you must know, it is for my family."
>You slam the door and grab your folded clothes.
>"What's wrong with them?"

>>29405439
"My parents have been in a slump with their relationship for... some time. Now I'm going out of my way to rekindle that spark in their relationship."
>You walk up the stairs and walk down the hallway.
>Bloodycry follows you.
>"Is it that bad?"
"As far that I'm concerned, they fight over worthless arguments."
>"Like what?"
"Two days ago, they complained on who didn't put in a new roll of toilet paper. Luckily, they didn't realize that I was the last one to use the bathroom."
>She chuckles before cleaning her throat.
>"How devious of you." She tries to sound uninterested. "Almost nothing to what I did last week."
"What did you do?"
>"I checked out a book and turned it in a day after it was due."
"Okay then."
>"Oh, that's not enough?" She sounds intimidated. "If you must know, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."
"You must have watched that scene ten times just to get over it. Anything else?"
>"I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for twenty minutes?"
"Fine, I get it. What's next, you're going to read me a poem?"
>You stop to turn around and see her unfolding a piece of paper.
>When you start to pass the door to her room, something bothers you.
"Are you burning sage?"
>She backs away to reach for the door handle.
>"No?"
>And just like that, she goes inside.
>She comes back out, brushing her fingers against her skirt.
>"Not anymore."
"You need to get outside more often."
>"I do go out." She madly replied.
"School and the animals don't count."
>"Then... YOU should get out as well! Starting now."
"Fine, only if you let me find out on what you're hiding in there."
>"First you taunt me and NOW you bother with making petty agreements?"
"If you have nothing to hide, then you have no problem on allowing me to go inside."
>"The Princess of Darkness refuses to let you into her domain."
"Afraid that I'll be right?"
>"I am not afraid! I just... it's messy, okay. Now will you leave it alone?"
"So is my room, but I still let me friends in. Face it, you have no excuse."

>>29405443
>"I, erm... fine, but just a quick peep, understand?"
>Bloodycry turns the doorknob and leaves the door barely open.
>From where you're standing, you can't see shit.
>"That should be enough."
>You slide your arm around her and hold it from closing.
"Oh no, don't pull that shit with me."
>"What? You've seen my room, now you can--"
>As you straighten your arm, you push the door open and get her to back away.
>"Go."
>You walk in, surveying the room from what has changed.
>It doesn't look too different to how it was the first time she invited you a few weeks ago.
>One of the few things that truly changed is that her bedspread once was butterflies with flowers is now purple and black with a flourish design.
>The wall that had posters of animals in their natural habitat is now replaced with a Slayer poster and some landmarks that went through a noir filter.
>Her desk has-- you guessed it, the sage sticks that you predicted earlier.
>There are two books sitting right beside it. One is from Edgar Allan Poe, whereas the other is from H.P. Lovecraft.
>Right behind them is an Ouija board.
>Hold on...
>You grab the board and waive it around.
"What the fuck is this shit?"
>She walks closer to take the board out of your hands.
>"I am a sorceress of evil black magic, remember?"
"That explains the damn smell. What else have you done?"
>"Nothing, as of yet."
>You look at her desk once more.
>With the board out of the way, you did overlook something.
>There is some pill bottles scattered around.
>You pick one up and read it.
>Before you could finish, she takes it away.
>"Don't you have any respect for other people's stuff?"
"Do you really need an answer for that?"
>She crosses her arms and gives you a dirty look.
"Although I do need an answer to what that is."
>"Why should I? You have already seen enough, now you should leave."
"Not until I know why do you need them."
>Bloodycry tosses the empty bottle in a bin.

>>29405458
>She moves you away to grab the other one and puts it in a purse covered with studs.
>"You wouldn't understand."
>It's starting to come together.
>Rebellious, this weird getup, her change.
"Are those antidepressants?"
>The look in her eyes shift.
>"So what if they are?"
"How long have you been taking this stuff?"
>"Does it matter?"
"Yes, it does."
>"Because you feel guilty now, is that it?" She starts to raise her voice. "I swear, day in and day out, people expect me to be nice and always be the quiet one to agree with everything."
>She approaches you and points a finger at the door.
>"Not anymore, I'm fed up with all of it, so I want you out of here now!"
>You stand there, thinking that there must be a way to get Bloody here to see the light of day.
"Fine, but--"
>"This better be good."
"You come along with me."
>She lowers her arm.
>"Why?"
"Clearly you need to strengthen it out more by trying it out on someone first. If your friends still don't by it, then you can work on it with me."
>She thinks about it.
>"I'm not sure. You're not wrong about my friends, but why would you help me?"
>You itch the back of your hand.
"I'm not gonna lie but I'll probably hate myself for saying it. I was in your position before."
>Bloodyshy raises her eyebrows.
>"You have?"
"Yes. Maybe not the whole act that you've been putting on, but yeah."
>"What did you do?"
"Can I tell you on the way? Seriously, I'm boiling some vegetables on an open stove."
>"You can cook?"
"Fuck, its one question after another." You whisper. "Not really, but I picked up a recipe from the Internet to make a meal for tonight."
>"That sounds nice." She coughs. "For you and all."
"Now can we go?"
>"I guess."
>The two of you walk out of the room and head for outside.
>It is a clear, bright day. Not too hot or cold for anyone to wear a sweater or shorts.
>"Darn sunlight." She moves a hand over her eyes.
"See? You need some fresh air."
>"Yeah, yeah."

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>You guide her down the street, trying to answer some of her questions.
>Thankfully it is only a couple of blocks to get to her house.
>"Before we talk about anything, I just wanted to remind you that I didn't get a clear answer on why would you help me."
"It just seemed sudden for you to act like this."
>"Because no one has been paying attention to me."
>Great, here we go.
"At least you have my attention, so take that however you want."
>"It's a good start. So when you said that you were in my spot, what did you mean?"
>You stop at the corner of an intersection.
"I had--"
>"Hey guys!"
>Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie approach you and Bloodycry from the other side.
>"What's going on, Muddydie?"
>"It's Bloodycry, Rainbow Dash."
>"Right, what's going on with you two?" She tries to make small talk.
>"None of your business, that's all."
>"Okay, fine. You don't have to be so uptight about everything."
>Bloodycry grunts.
>"Hey, Nonny and Bloody, are you guys going to my party later today?"
>"I'm not one for those social gatherings. I prefer to be alone."
>"But you're with Nonny right now."
"It's a long story, Pinkie."
>"I wouldn't be surprised that she's still trying to impress--"
>"Hey, Anon, can I talk to you in private." It's not like you had a choice since she dragged you away. "How did Bloody there take about the old board game?"
"She might have panicked, since I found her burning sage in her room."
>Rainbow Dash smirks.
>"A profit and a good prank, what a good time to be alive."
"What? Is there something up with that board?"
>"She came by my yard sale last week and picked that out for whatever reason. I gave it to her for ten bucks, without telling her that it vibrates overtime."
"You gave her a gag gift?"
>"Yeah, I felt as if I should have told her something, but how she acted lately made me reconsider."
>You can see why she would do this, but to Flu-- Bloodycry?
>"You gotta tell me, how did she take it?"
"Sort of fine." You lie through your teeth.

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>>29405474
>"Really? I kind of expect her to panic. I knew I should have checked the batteries before giving it to her."
"Yeah. Hey, will you at least call Bloodycry by her new name?"
>"Hmm, nah. It's kind of fun to see her mad when I call her something else."
"Whatever you say. We should get back over, it looks like Bloody wants to strangle Pinkie."
>"How can you tell?"
>You point at Bloody's expression.
"That is not only a face of a bored person, but one that is ready to choke someone."
>"You've seen this before?"
"As a matter of fact, a lot in our school."
>"Jeez, alright."
>You and Rainbow walk back over to catch the last bit of what Pinkie was yammering about the party.
>"Come on. Fruit punch, heart-shaped cookies, I'll even bake a cake if you want! Did I mention about seven minutes in Heaven?"
>"Yes, you did. For the third time."
>Bloodycry pinches the bridge of her nose.
>"Pinkie, I will not bother on going to your crummy party that always has an annoying list of songs that blare into my ears."
>Pinkie briefly thinks as she sticks the tip of her thumb in her mouth.
>"It'll be red velvet!" She chimes.
>Bloody closes her eyes when dropping her hand to turn it into a fist.
>"Pinkie--"
"What's going on?" You hastily ask.
>"I was trying to tell Bloody about what we'll be doing at the party. Hey! Maybe you should come along! Music, food, games like seven minutes in Heaven."
"No thanks, I'll pass."
>"Don't worry about it, only single people are coming over."
"Is that why Rainbow Dash is coming over?"
>She punches your bicep.
>Usually it's a small punch, but this one is much harder than that.
"Seriously? I was messing around."
>Judging by how upset she is, it looks as if you were on to something.
>"If you guys ever do change your mind, you know where I live! Heck, even we agreed that the party will go on all night looong!"
>Pinkie chuckles as she nudges Rainbow Dash.
>"Ah. But yeah, my family left me in charge and that's we're doing for the night."