Royal Guard Mare Thread #20

Batpones suck

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>>29262261
That's a cute, lanky little guardmare.

>>29262266
Your digits are the only reason you get a (you) faggot.

>>29262261
Weird body proportions, but cuteish over all...even if it seems, off to me.

>>29262261
Newfag to this thread, what story should I read first?

>>29262354
Brave and Vannie, or Careful Watch. We get a few others but they ditched due to faggots shitposting. The two stories are pretty long though so have fun.

>>29262354
The two ongoing are both really good. Carfull's charge is comfy as fuck. and Brave and Vannie is good at tugging at emotions.

Bedtime bump. Hold until the other Anons wake up.

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>The cute guard mare that your "just friends" with (but secretly have a huge crush on) has been guarding your door for the last month.
>During idle chitchat you learn she has a party to attend after her shift but doesn't want to go all the way home to change.
>You talk her into just changing in your bathroom and leaving her armor there.
>After she leaves you take the opportunity to indulge yourself in the presently musky aroma from her still warm armor.
>She comes back early and walks in on you sniffing her armor and masturbating furiously in the bathroom.

wat do?

>>29263024
"I am under a want it need it potions affect?

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[Spoiler]You know what's up[/spoiler]

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>>29262261
Where is her snout and why do her ears look like fortune cookies?

>>29263246
With a fucked up spoiler like that yeah, Canada pone an me are going to the battlefield to fight the china pones that are invading.

>>29263080
*audience laughs*

>>29262261
>gay centric prompts/stories are not approved here
Why not? This is a Guard thread. Everything royal guard should be allowed. Don't like something others like? Then just ignore it.

>>29263555
trips confirm you're a faggot
if you want gay guards go to hhh

>>29263555
>royal guard mare
I'm ok with lesbians

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>>29263555

>>29263024
>"DROP THAT ARMOR!"
>Like a deer in headlights, you comply.
>That disgusted scowl on her face pierces through you.
>"I don't even know what to say. But I can't believe you, Anon."
>"…I mean, my ARMOR? When I've been just in front of your door for months? What the hay?"
>Still shocked and ashamed, you stay silent.
>She walks up to you and just sits on your lap.
>"We could have been rutting this ENTIRE time, but you go out and do this instead?"

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delivery

>>29264557
"that went better than expected"

>>29265309
wow very nice.

>>29265309
Really very nice, good work.

>>29265309
They look fat.
Legs are really thick.

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>>29265309
Got a "better" version?

>>29262261
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?

WHERE IS THE FUCKING LEAF!

>>29266153
Damm son, you're sick, and i like it.

>>29264557
>"We could have been rutting this ENTIRE time, but you go out and do this instead?"
is that still a possibility or?

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>>29264557

>>29263558
>>29263712
>>29263978
Its trips deserve to be checked, but don't respond past that to the shitposter guys.

>>29265309
YEESSSSSSS! Now we just need some phantom Anon hands gropping them and trying to push them through.

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Bronclyn horse noises

>>29265309
Sorry for being greedy but nsfw version when?

>>29267313
Didn't plan on doing one, sorry.
Use your imagination
I like teasing

>>29267385
nuts

>>29265309
I would never be able to resist the urge to smack all four cheeks in one big swipe.
Or going all double butt bongos on them.

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Halt!
Stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

Singles: Innocent pony citizen, go through.
Even dubs: Filthy Griffin ratbird. You are under arrest.
Odd dubs: Saddle Arabian spy!
Trips: Element bearer or higher, go through.
Quads: My stars! Princess Luna. Step aside, plebs.
Quints: None other but Celestia herself!

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>>29268202

>>29268202
You don't need to see my identification

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>>29268202
You're not the boss of me

>>29266944
Fucking awesome! Also checked.

>>29268202
This is not the human dick your looking for, you will ignore me walking into the guardmares bunk room, there is nothing to hear there.

>>29268202
HAH, FAGS

>>29268202
as you can tell, my papers are all in order sir, no dubs here.

>>29268202
Don't hurt me!

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>>29268477
>>29268611

>>29268611
Obviously a Saddle Arabian migrant not a spy.

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>>29268477
>>29268611
>>29268636
I ROLL TO SEDUCE

>>29268202

>>29268661
FAILED!

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>>29268202

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Just a reminder:
>Your Guard Nak will never lay on top of your prone body to shield you from a harsh winter storm
>Even though you're in your house
>Next to a roaring fireplace
>In your own bed
>Under 2 comforters
"Pema, that's enough. There's no way I could get frostbitten like this."
>"NO. YOU HAVE NO FUR. YOU ARE COLD. I WILL HELP."

>>29269177
That sounds kinda adorable. And a good way to pass out from overheating.

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>>29269177
Are all quadrupeds on their planet just naturally this affectionate? I have a feeling it's not just ponies.

>>29269264
Is this doubleP's image? Looks pretty similar to their style.

>>29269264
They are hugging size.

>>29269264
I like how Anon looks slightly miffed that he's snuggling Glimmer.

>>29269264
Turtles aren't. They are more of a "imma sniff your leg when I think you're not looking, but touch me and I'm out of here" kind of deal

>>29265309
t h i c

>>29268202
Sup?

>>29268202

i apologize, for i spent the majority of today ripping and tearing
god i fucking love this game

>>29265309
L-LEWD
my writing does not deserve this kind of art, but i thank you regardless

>9

>>29268202
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>29269177
green when?

>>29268202
Sure, here are my integers.

>>29268202
Hello officers, I'm certain you will find no problems with me.

>>29262261
>still fucking mad about the gays

>>29263555
Dont worry op is just a faggot who got buthurt people wanted to change the name of the thread

>>29263558
Then why does lesbian guard shit not belong in the lesbo thread

>>29270833
You're gonna have to come with us

>>29270890
Aw crap, I've been found out!

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>>29270890
>>29271025
Where the fuck did my picture go?

>>29269271
yes I drew that

>>29270004
your story is great and the foundation of this thread. if you or careful stop posting, this thread would only be people arguing about gay vs no gay

>>29270473
I've wanted to do one between chapters 2 and 3 of Careful. At my current rate that should be in... uh. 10 years.

good morning /bat/

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>>29271771

>>29271771
Now that I think about it, RGRE has a bat guard mare story too, if anyone is interested. The writefag said he's almost done with the next part some time ago. You'll find it there, I guess.

>>29271800
>feeds mango
Who's a good bat?

>>29271771
>>29272221
Fuck off to your own autism general.

>>29268202
Sure..

>>29261095

>>29271053
y-you too

>The guy in the front just nods at the two beside him, and they come around to the girls.
"Don't worry guys, I'll find us a way out somehow."
>Vannie nods, before slowly standing up and moving towards one of the guys.
>He throws some cuffs on her front hooves, which don't look like they'd do anything.
>She could always just fly away, or run off how a rabbit would.
>But whatever.
>As you watch Brave get cuffed, you're also sure that she could just break those if she wanted to.
>...But whatever.
>The last guy just walks up to you.
>"Get up."
>Taking care not to move around the spear still stuck in you, you're able to stand.
>At this point, you're pretty sure it didn't hit something vital, because you would've been dead a long time ago.
>And with the way that bastard twisted it, you'd imagine that even holding it still wouldn't do anything if it did.
>You're no doctor, but you're pretty sure this thing is inside your intestines.
>It's a terrifying thought, and it still hurts like hell, but again, at least you're still alive.
>And at this point, this spear is your leverage.
>Holding it with one hand, you limp and slowly walk with the guy.
>When you catch yourself from falling forward, it takes but one second for the girls to move by your side.
>The Griffons all jump up with their crossbows, until they see that you're just being helped out by them.
>Which still isn't much help, both being half your size, but you guess it's the thought that counts.
>While you're too busy walking on your torn up legs, the whole camp blows past you.
>And before you know it, you're staring down into the huge pit they have.
>All you can see from here is a bunch of metal, and some hole leading into someplace very dark.
>They waste no time going down, but insist on shoving you along in the front.
>It's so steep you're afraid you're just going to end up tumbling into the place.
>And the goddamn sand isn't helping.

>>29273056
WHAT IS IT ALREADY

>>29273091
Probably a mall or shopping center with a shitty sporting goods store inside it somewhere

>>29273056

>>29273091
FIND OUT- RIGHT AFTER THESE MESSAGES

>The second the thought leaves your mind, a huge chunk of sand gives way, and you start sliding down it.
"OH SHIT!"
>Brave latches onto your arm, and Vannie dives in after you, all shooting towards the hole at the bottom.
>You try your best to fight against it, but you may as well be sliding on ice.
>The second before you fall into it, the spear smashes into the top of the entrance, shooting a wave of pain throughout your body and bending it at an odd angle.
>The floor gives away, and you fall into the dark.
>You move and land on your side, right onto something hard.
>It makes a few cracking sounds as you do, just as a goddamn terrible smell hits you.
>Your heart drops as everything sinks in..
>You quickly try to stand up, and hear something else crunch under your shoe.
"-GAH!"
>"-ANON WHERE ARE YOU?!"
>"CALM DOWN, JUST STAY STILL!"
>The second Vannie says that, a few lights come on from above.
>One of the first things you notice is all the new blood around your hands, and then exactly what you figured.
>Bodies.
>HUMAN bodies.
>They look all shriveled and mummified.
>You can only look on in horror, backing up until you're just by the wall.
>Brave and Vannie do the same against the other wall.
>Then from the hole, you see those three Griffons casually drop down and step past the bodies.
>One of them turns to you.
>"Hurry it up, prisoner."
>They move towards the other end of the room, into the more dimly lit area.
>You shake your head clear and push past the pain, slowly inching towards them.
>The girls reluctantly follow, hugging the wall of the other side and keeping the same pace with you.
>Meanwhile, your insides feel like they're on goddamned fire.
>And now, the spear is stuck at an upwards angle, like they stabbed you from above.
>Every single tiny movement is hell.

>>29271800
>>29272158
>>29272221
Reminder this is probably one of the faggot shitposters
>29271771
don't respond.

>>29271053
Yeah...that about sums it up here.

>>29273453
Shouldn't the Gryphons like... help him or something? I mean Anon is obviously fucking hurt and I'm pretty sure no one is gonna benefit if he dies. Maybe get him to a fucking doctor?

>>29273642
>still fucking mad about teh gays

>>29273719
Birdcats have small brains. Don't question it.

>>29273780
the gays are just that awful

>>29273453
So...I wonder what the extinction event is, zombies, aliens, extreme flooding from climate change, nukes?
>>29274209
Don't respond to it man, it is fishing for (you)s, just report and ignore it.

>>29273453
>mummified human corpses
But what are they wearing, do they have anything on them to help identify them?

>>29274265
If the bodies are mummified there probably isn't much left on them to identify anything, whatever was left probably turned to dust or broke down to far to be identifiable as anything other than rags. if there was time for him to dig around them a bit and he finds some metal bits they could be military since that stuff is a lot sturdier and could be identifiable, if by shape if nothing else.

>>29274227
>still mad
Admit it there is no reason to keep the gays out of the thread beyond your buthurt. Calling everybody who disagrees with you a troll is pretty fucking pathetic.

9bump

>>29270851
Guard
>Mare
Thread

>>29273453
but the real question is, what flavour is the human jerky?

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>>29275143

bump from 9

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>>29273453
>still holding out

Your being mean I'm taking my toys and going home.

This is my home

>>29277131
sorry, sorry anon. i have raped all the demons now, so i will get back to writing
probably

>>29277164
>maybe more than 2 replies in one night?
DON'T SPOIL ME NOW

>>29277179
He's too seasoned to fall for reverse sarcasm

>>29277237
Did it sound like I wasn't happy? Cuz I am.

>>29273453
The amount of shit you are making anon do while having a spear lodged into his organs is bs. No human could possibly be functioning well enough to walk in those conditions after the adrenaline is gone.

>>29277341
Well you gotta consider this has only been a few minutes at most that has passed since the stabbing. As long as the thing isn't pulled out it can act as a plug to keep most of the blood in the wound. The internal bleeding could be a problem after a while though.

>>29277341
fun fact: a stab wound to the intestines takes a pretty long while to do anything, even if it manages to cut some stuff up

>>29277341
>>29277164

Yeah, those gryphons better have some magic healing crystal bullshit handy if they want to keep Anon conscious much longer.

He'll need something to close the holes in his intestines, side, and leg. And at the very least a bag of plasma unless you're cool with anon fainting soon.

>>29273719
>>29274201

They should have at least taken the spear out of him, if for no other reason than to prevent the obviously crazy monkey man from ripping it out of his side and using it against them.

But the birdbrains aren't smart enough for that.

>>29277775
Too be fair, that spear is probably the only thing holding his guts in. You don't know much about stab wounds do you?

>>29277785
Considering the amount of punishment Anon's taken already and still being on his feet, cartoon physics must be in effect.

>>29277164
But what happened to the gryphoness he made into his personal rape slave and cart puller?

>>29277803
Nah, if the spear was twisted and Anon keeps the pressure on it, you can keep going for a while, not long mind you. But he does have a chance.

>>29271800
>>29272221
Luna loves you, special bat!

>>29262375
Not all of us left. I keep finding things wrong with my story so I'm rewriting it from the ground up before I continue where I left off with guardsmare Derpy joining.

>>29278877
Looking forward to it

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>>29268202
I GO THRU PLS LOL

>>29275143
>>29275971
>Dat question
>DAT filename

Kek

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>>29278877
hmm interesting

>>29279727
Her eyes are straight. Somebody is about to get their muffins kicked in.
Also, thank you for the color scheme of her armor.

>>29273453

aaand i fell asleep

>You limp over to the catbirds, and once the girls get past the bodies, they run over to you.
>"Anon, are you okay?!"
>You look at the enormous stick stuck in you.
>Then all the new blood around the spot.
"Y-yeah, I'm peachy."
>Brave turns over to the Griffons.
>"You can't just leave him like this! He needs to go to a hospital!"
>"That's not part of the deal. He can last a few more minutes, I'm sure."
>They just look at you, clearly freaking out about your condition.
>But imagine how you feel?
>The whole tip of the spear is practically buried inside of you, and the way it's made, if you try pulling it out, everything else will come out with it.
>And that scares you for obvious reasons.
>"Hurry it up, prisoner!"
>The girls, seeing how fruitless it is not to comply, just stick by your side and help you over to the catbirds.
>Now right under a light, you see what they're looking at.
>A bulky metal door.
>And in the corner beside it, you can see another corpse.
>But what catches your eye here is the metal around it.
>Casings on the ground, and sitting right on his lap is freaking GUN.
>And right in his hand, a pistol.
>How did the Griffons miss that?
>Or maybe they just don't think it's anything useful.
>With those weapons, that clothing the other Griffon was wearing might have been from this guy.
>Which means the others...
>You turn back around, looking again at the other bodies.
>All gathered beside each other, no personal items of any kind.
>Christ, what the hell happened here?
>When you look up, one of the catbirds are messing around with something beside the door.
>Once they move, you see a simple hand on some device.
>Holy hell, it's a hand print lock.
>Or something like that.
>Just like in the movies.
>"Hurry it up!"
>You take one step, feeling another surge of pain going right through you.
>"Look, he needs medical attention! Help him!"
>"He isn't getting anything until that door's open!"

>>29280024
let's unleash a miasma of death upon the griffons

>>29280024
>Staring at the device in front of you, you doubt it would even work.
>They pulled you all this way because of this thing, but if it's military, how the hell would YOU have access?
>Not only that, but with this kind of tech, you were probably already gone before this was made.
>You wipe your hand free of blood and gently place it on the device.
>A little line dimly scans it back and forth.
>For a moment everything's silent.
>And then it glows green.
>At the top, it says, "Welcome, Anonymous Jr."
>What the hell?
>How, how did you-
>"It's- it's opening!"
>The door beside you hisses, makes a few clacking noises, then slowly opens to the side.
>On the other side of it, there's a hallway and another door.
>A Griffon pushes past you and steps into it.
>The other two quickly follow and hop in.
>As they do that, you quickly move over to the corpse and grab the slightly scratched up thing in its lap.
>"Anon? W-what are you doing?"
"No idea."
>You inspect the weapon a bit, then find the magazine release on the right side.
>As it pops out, you jump a bit and with your other hand grab it.
>It's completely full.
>With a smile on your face, you pop it back in and pull back the little bolt thing you recognize from a lot of games.
>You spot the safety, which is already set in full auto.
>With a shake of your head, you hold it up and turn to the girls.
"Cover your ears."
>Vannie opens her mouth, then immediately complies when you aim it at the Griffons.
>Well, it's time to see what this does.
>"Prisoner! Hurry it up!"
>One Griffon turns around and stops dead in his tracks.
>Before he can react, you impulsively pull the trigger.
>As you suspect, a loud crack comes out of it, and you're knocked back a bit.
>The Griffon ahead of you now has a few holes in his armor, and is on the ground.
>You adjust yourself and aim at the others.
>You pull the trigger again, watching loads of casings fly out of the side.
>They drop quickly, and you immediately stop, a ringing in your ears.

>>29280221
>>As you suspect, a loud crack comes out of it, and you're knocked back a bit.
i thought it was a fucking pistol shit
what kind of rifle is it

>>29280221
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

>>29280463
>not BFG division

>>29280221
Isn't this supposed to be taking place hundreds of thousands in not millions of years in the future?

How are those rounds even functional, let alone a rifle that probably wasn't cleaned after it was used and was left to set with byproducts from spent powder in it?

I've been wondering for a while where your trying to go with this.

>>29280490
Considering they excavated it I'm imagining it was a sealed chamber or something.

>>29280517
Even a small amount of moisture could ruin ammo over about 100 years, and that still wouldn't account for corrosive byproducts that end up in a weapons after firing.

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>>29280571
I think that at this point in the story it is safe to assume that Anon is wizard and he ain't gotta explain shit. Otherwise he has enough explaining to last a lifetime.
Pic semirelated

>>29280571
It's magitech futuristic ammo and weaponry. There.
That's also how Equestria came to be, humanity tampering with forces beyond their understanding or control.

>>29280590
>>29280616

There were a few stories that tried to roll that way when people pointed out inconsistent plot elements a number of years ago in AiE, and thats how we ended up with diaries of a madman, over a millions words and most of it filler and shit.

>>29280221
im half expecting some hulking cybernetic monster of a man to be in stasis there thats going to wake up now that the doors been opened or something

>>29280463
>>29280487
>Not Flesh and Metal

>>29280908
BFG division is superior

my little pony is for little girls that grow up to shoot up a school not 13-80 year old people that dont have a job and eats dog food so they dont have to buy "REAL HUMAN FOOD" makes your breath smell like cat piss and dont do anything with there lifes. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE

>>29280951
Your post reads like you're high on crack cocaine, why don't you go rob a liquor store or complain about reparations.

>>29280571
Well as this anon said >>29280616

We never really specified what type of gun it was and not even anon seemed to recognize it so it's probably some future gun that's made of plastic or some shit.

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>>29280221

>>29262261
>The sensitive OP is still asshurt over something that happened almost THREE MONTHS AGO
>So hurt that he still feels the need to cry in the OP that every single Guard thread that doesn't have the Mares-Only rule is just a gay shitpost thread
Seriously, how autismally homophobic can you get? Because behavior like yours is just plain retarded.

>>29280221
POP POP POP WATCHIN' NIGGAS DROP.

Keep up the good work blu. Godspeed.

>>29281236
>le homophobe maymay

>>29280221

finally had my wisdom teeth taken out
kill me please

>>29280571
well i did the research i could, but obviously there was no clear answer to "could a gun survive millions of years"
i didnt think of the corrosive shit, but the deal here is that the place is airtight and without moisture, hence the people being all mummified and shit instead of just spooky scary skeletons. figured that would make it enough
but if anything, 3D printed guns have already been made.

>The girls move their hooves from their ears when you lower the gun.
>And as they do, you feel a little lightheaded.
>-AND, on top of that, you can barely hear anything.
>Everything being metal, the sound really bounced around.
>Vannie moves up to you and talks, but you can't hear much but muffled noises.
>Brave looks over at the Griffons, lying on the ground, then talks to you too.
"I-I can't hear what you're saying."
>They look at each other, then both turn towards something at your right.
>Once you do, you spot the other two armored Griffons pouring in.
>Before you can bring the gun back up, you see a bolt flying towards you.
>And it nails you right in your gut.
>You unsteadily hold the weapon and unload in their direction.
>They quickly fall, as you do.
>You can't hear what the girls are saying, but they're clearly panicked.
>They run up to your side, talking to you and to each other.
>But you still can't hear any of it.
>You look down at the second thing now stuck inside of you.
>Fucking hell.
>Vannie talks to Brave, then quickly flies outside.
>Brave just sits beside you, inspecting everything with a hoof on your hand.
>You don't really know what she's saying, but you recognize few of her words.
>'Everything will be okay'.
>At this point, you doubt it.
>You wipe some sweat from your forehead and bring her into a hug.
"I'm sorry about all of this."
>She looks up at you, then gently kisses your cheek.
>Instead of talking, she just rests her head on your chest.

>>29282048
>finally had my wisdom teeth taken out
Eh, I had mine taken out when they were still inside. They cut open the gums and split them in two before pulling them out. They wouldn't come out otherwise because they were growing horizontally. Yeah, fun times. It gets better after a day, just take some painkillers.

>>29282048
I have two wisdom teeth that have fully grown in with no problems and a third on the way.

>>29282048
Shit nigger, better fucking hope there's some pretty advanced medical tech in this facility and at least some semi-intelligent and still functioning machines to perform it.

Otherwise he ded.

>>29281463
Don't respond to it, just report the faggot shitposter and move on.

>>29282048
Ouch, ggod luck with the teeth thing, that's gotta suck.

>>29282048
GET HIS ASS INSIDE AND CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!

>>29282048
I swear to fucking, Blu. If this becomes like the green in SiM thread, I'm gonna love you.

>>29282818
I am disappointed Blu would associate in that shit hole, please don't elaborate.

>>29282818
never been, so you may not love me for long

>>29282866
Devil dubs imply bassness.

>>29282149
christ, that sounds terrible
one of mine was the same way, practically making a damn 90 degree angle

>>29282866
My mistake then, because there's a second bluebird who just finished a green there.

>>29282866
No, you have green? Me love you long time.

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so, we have loads of blu, but where the hell is careful?

>>29284373
DED

>>29280221
Everyone is talking about the guns but no one is talking about how Anon is LITERALLY THE CHOSEN ONE because he was able to open the door. Surely the army couldn't have only relied on one person? Are there others? Did they all die and he's the last one? Why are there so many bodies down there? What's in the vault? SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.

>>29284419
>SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.
And likely to remain unanswered when he bleeds out or dies of infection.

>>29284427
or both.

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late night bump with late night action

>>29284901
>No stallion guard on mare guard action
>lesbians
>>29253962

>>29284946
There is a difference between dykeshit and mares putting on a show for their man to throat fuck them, piss off faggot you hold nothing of value here.

>>29282048
Hide in the room with Brave! Let the bat go, leave it to it's fate

>>29284427
>implying there isnt some super advanced medbay plot magic device in there

>>29285401
>Anon becomes Iron Man.

>>29285411
He's worm food anon.

>>29285888
Because the high-tec military facility hidden deep underground definately wont have a medical room
>sure, jan

>>29285903
This is blue your talking about.

>>29285960
hey, i only killed two anons, anon

>>29285977
oh. Well if that's the case i guess everything is fiiiiine~

>>29282048
>...
>It's fine.
>Everything will be okay.
>Anon will be okay.
>You'll all be okay.
>You keep your head on his chest, hearing his heartbeat.
>A sense of dread washes over you when you look down at his injuries.
>You feel just so hopeless...
>First aid won't cut it here, he needs surgery.
>And you don't know surgery, you don't have tools.
>Anon is slipping away, and you can barely do anything about it.
>Looking up at him, he's obviously in pain.
>He seems kind of pale, he's sweating quite a bit.
>And what are you able to do?
>Just sit here and cry.
>Why did you come out here without a plan?
>If you had just come a little bit later, he wouldn't be here.
>He wouldn't have had to save you both... and end up like this.
>You can feel more tears falling down your face.
>A lump in your throat.
>This is your fault.
>This is all your fault.
>The most important one in your life, just slipping away.
>You can hear those shuddery breaths of his.
"I... I'm sorry Anon. I'm so... so sorry."
>He can't even hear you.
>He got hurt saving you again.
"I'm sorry Anon. P-please, please forgive me!"
>The first and only one to care for you.
>The kindest, most gentle being you've ever met.
>...The only one you've had feelings for.
>Your sniffles and whimpers come out without restraint.
>You can't control your breathing, or swallow the sadness.
"I'm s-s-so sorry, A-Anon. You don't deserve to be here. I-it should b-be me."
>He picks his head up and blinks, before gently taking your helmet off.
>"Shhh, it's okay Brave. It's okay..."
>He runs a hand gently through your mane.
>You feel you have so much to say.
>So much to do...
>He can't be taken away from you like this.
>It's not fair.
>You desperately lean into his hand.
>It's not fair...

>>29286097
I would totally accept an ass pull that a medical droid shook to life, came out of nowhere, and healed Anon right now.

>>29286097
>You listen to his heartbeat.
>It's getting slower.
>No, no, this can't be happening.
"Anon?"
>His head dips, but he keeps it up.
>Then he turns to his side and throws up.
>"Christ..."
"Don't worry Anon, j-just stay with me!"
>He faintly nods.
>His eyes look tired.
>This can't be happening.
>This can't be happening!
>He zones out a bit, then refocuses on you.
>Weakly, he continues to brush your mane.
>"S'okay..."
>And where the hay is Vannie?!
"-SOMEPONY, ANYPONY, PLEASE HELP! PLEASE!"
>You wait for a few seconds, but get nothing.
"PLEASE! SOMEPONY IS HURT!"
>Still no response.
>No indicator that help's on the way.
>Looking back, Anon's slowly slumping to the side, trying to stay awake.
>You hold his cheeks in your hooves and try to get his focus.
"Look at me, Anon! Anon, look!"
>He does for a second, before returning the gesture.
>"Sorry."
>His eyes fight for a second, then finally close.
"-No."
>His head droops to the side.
"-NO!"
>You shake his shoulders.
"Anon, ANON WAKE UP!"
>No response.
"ANON, PLEASE! PLEASE WAKE UP! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
>You can hear some commotion outside.
>Vannie probably couldn't find help.
>They're coming for you, next.
>But you don't care.
>You just care about him.
"ANON! STOP IT! STOP, PLEASE!"
>You yell at the top of your lungs.
>You don't care.
>It doesn't matter.
>Nothing matters anymore.
>Not when the only one who mattered to you is gone.

>>29286227
It's over anon. Don't make it harder on yourself. Just hope for the girls safety.

>>29286286
Welp, he's dead.

There's goes Brave's first lover.

>>29286286
at least he managed to kill quite a bunch of griffons but still he only got to kiss brave once and vannie didn't even get anything. this is the true tragedy.

>>29286286
IT WAS ALL JUST A BAD DREAM PLS

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>>29268202
Bitch move

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>>29286286
this is what happens when people shitpost about Brave or Vannie being left behind, good job guys
but blu it's just a prank right?

>>29286286
ok now hear me out.
All the humans there are Anon, the bunker recognized him because there only is Anon and they are all previous iterations of Anon who died in a similiar way by being captured by griffons and they all had similiar hot royal guards accompany them. All of this for the sole purpose of [REDACTED]
Vannie meanwhile found another dead vannie

So let me get this straight. Every single guard under the Princesses' rule are females only because they only want females, yet they have no problem at all with Anon the male working with the female guards just like that?

>>29286337
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>9
Don't die

>>29287039
Or do so the people on /mlp/ can create a proper Guard general where everything that is related to guards are allowed.

>>29286286
>...
>Gliding through the air, you feel your wings barely able to push through the resistance.
>But you can't stop now.
>You can't.
>Hay if you're going to let Anon go on your watch.
>The camp you and Brave left behind just passes by you.
>And you continue to push on.
>You can feel your wings moving around slightly, bending against the air.
>But still, you push on.
>You used to enjoy casually flying sometimes.
>When everypony would go out doing their own thing.
>Just a few hours, just to soar around the place, enjoy your time.
>Now you wish you would have flied more.
>Trained yourself to be built for speed.
>The wind dries out your eyes, forcing you to squint the entire time.
>You can't even tell how fast you're going.
>Like it's all just endless, and you're not going anywhere.
>You shake your head free of those thoughts and focus.
>You'll make it.
>You just have to go faster.
>FASTER!
>ANON IS COUNTING ON YOU!
>You feel everything tense up, and you keep moving forward.
>Soon enough, you spot two dots in the distance.
>You're quickly reminded of what those two dots are, but you don't care.
>They move past rather quickly, making you feel confident in your speed.
>If you're already here, that means-
>You can spot the portal nearby.
>Your heart skips a beat.
>But you know you're not out of it yet.
>You charge towards the blue glowing box up ahead, giving everything your all.
>But as the light gets closer, you feel yourself starting to wobble a bit more.
>So as the portal gets near, you try to move and slow yourself do-
"-GAH!"
>A snapping noise fills your ears, and a sharp pain shoots through your body.
>You try to glide, but the pain of going any further forces you towards the dirt.
>The landing isn't smooth, and you end up crashing into the ground.
>You're sent tumbling into the portal.

>>29287094
I bet she got shot or something. At least she made it to the portal.

>>29287094
>anon dies
>vannie dies alone
welp I guess the time had to come that blue made the 'other' side of the thread happy too

>>29287185

So many unanswered questions...

>>29287185
>brave is tortured to death.

>>29287215
>implying she won't go out in a blaze of pure rage filled glory, riddled with crossbow bolts

>>29287094
>>Hay if you're going to let Anon go on your watch.
TOO LATE

>>29287094
>The first thing you see on the other side is a bunch of eyes, before smashing into the main entrance door of the bathroom.
>You wince and try not to move anything, the searing pain in your wing being too much to bear.
>While your vision steadies, the sound of hooves moving over echos through the room.
>"Van Guard? What has happened? Where is everypony else?!"
>If the voice doesn't tip you off, the big blob of dark blue in front of your face tells you that you're speaking to Princess Luna.
"The Griffons STABBED him! He needs help!"
>You can hear the other ponies gasp, while your vision finally adjusts.
>The second it does, you shrink.
>The look on Luna's face...
>She smashes her hoof into the ground, sending shards of the floor around the place.
>"FILTHY VERMIN!"
>Your ears practically retract back into your head.
>That was louder than that thing Anon used...
>Luna's horn charges up with a very loud hum, and she disappears.
>For a moment you're left just stunned, same as Minuette and Gold, whom have shrunk into the floor.
>The pain in your wing makes itself known again, and you wince.
>"Oh hay, we need to take you to the hospital!"
>You quickly shake your head and readjust yourself from the tumble.
"I want to make sure Anon's okay, I need to go back!"
>Minuette shakes her own head.
>"No, I'm pretty sure Princess Luna's going to do something about it. YOU need medical attention!"
>Before you can refuse, you're picked up into air by her-
"-Fine! I can walk!"
>She looks over at Gold, then hesitantly drops you.
>When the bent door to the bathroom opens, you glance at your wing.
>-Oh hay, it does look really bad...
>"Come on, before it gets worse!"
>A hoof on your rump makes you yelp and practically fly outside.
>"-Sorry, sorry!"
>Sheesh, and her hoof was really cold.
>You allow them to move forward, hanging in the back.
>You pause and turn back to the bathroom.
>It's okay, it's okay.
>He'll be alright.
>...He has to be...

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>>29287408
>>Luna's horn charges up with a very loud hum, and she disappears.
OH SHIT, ANGRY HORSE DEMIGOD INCOMING

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>>29287408
BEST PRINCESS 'BOUT TO GO TO WORK

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>>29287408
>>29287461
Well, at the very least I think Luna is going to be impressed that he at least took a good handful of them with him into the cold embrace of death.

Pretty good for a guy with no training or experience.

>>29287475
>Best princess about to go to work and show everyone how much she loves someone's OC

>>29287475
>ponies
>with human weaponry
TRIGGERED

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>>29287493
>Anon
>someone's oc
uh sure, i guess?

>>29287475
REMOVE!

>>29287507
Normally I would be too. But those damn hips are sublime.

>>29287478
Humans are surprisingly stubborn in the face of death.
Especially when put there by another.

>>29287408
>...
>You give Anon another two breaths, then move back to compressions.
"Come on Anon. C-come on, stay with me!"
>Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen...
>You focus on counting, trying to ignore the crushing feeling of despair that's currently gripping your body.
>You know you can still save him, you're still within the time limit.
>But every second that passes, you feel yourself quickly growing more and more anxious.
>While you push on his chest through the armor, you start to think of the things you didn't say.
>Hay, you didn't even tell him your true feelings.
>You didn't tell him how much he meant to you.
>How big of a change he's been in your life.
>The joy you feel just seeing his face, being around him...
>You didn't say any of it...
>"-MS. BRAVE! WHERE ARE YOU?"
>The voice you hear instantly clicks in your head.
>Princess Luna?
>...PRINCESS LUNA!
"PRINCESS, I'M IN HERE! PLEASE, HELP!"
>Not a second later, a bright flash appears just before you, and thank Luna herself, she's right there.
>She looks over at Anon and his injuries, wearing the most terrifying expression you've ever seen.
>It takes a few seconds, but her horn charges into a really bright light, and when you blink, you're surrounded by white walls.
>You immediately recognize it as a hospital.
>A-A HOSPITAL?!
>All the ponies that are around you, some nurse walking by spots you and immediately starts shouting.
>"I NEED SOMEPONY'S HELP HERE!"
>A few more nurses in the hallway look in your direction, then quickly gallop towards Anon.
>I-is... is this really happening?
>Though you know none of it's over, just being out of that place, somewhere where you can have hope...
>You turn towards Princess Luna, and she just gives you this small, reassuring smile.
>"I'll make sure he's treated just as I would be."
>You jump up and hug her.
"Th-thank you, P-Princess Luna!"
>She actually returns the gesture, then quickly breaks away.
>"No need to, Ms. Brave."
>Her face darkens.
>"I'm not done yet."

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>>29288588
>"I'm not done yet."
Oh boy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_pWdEGrYh7U

>>29288588
MOTHERFUCKER WHAT IS THE FACILITY

>>29288588
Welp...Luna is gonna break a bitch. Hmmm she is taking this awfully personally to be going this far. I wonder if she has a thing for Anon as well, I bet Vannie told her all about him.

>>29288588
>disrepair already fully set in
Don't you do this to me.

>>29288635
Anon needs to dick his two guard horses he can't die!
please don't blue my heart can't take it

>>29288736
Yeah, he seriously needs to fuck the shit outta them before he dies.

>>29288736
Blue said he won't stop before fug. but two female guard ponies can fug. Just not as well.

>>29288759
It is physically impossible for them to fug.

>>29288786
Very true, MOONHORSE, DO SOMETHING!

>>29288786
Breed the mares

>>29288588

>>29288630
IN DUE TIME ANON

>...
>
>...Fucking hell.
>Oh god, everything hurts.
>Your eyes slowly peel open, like you've had them closed for centuries.
>The sunlight in your face makes you wince.
>You instinctively block it with your right hand, noticing something stuck inside of it.
>What the hell is that?
>With squinted eyes, you try to look around.
>"...Anon?"
>"-A-ANON?!"
>Before any of the noise around you can register, a white and a grey blob comes into view.
>Then, a set of blue and green, looking right at you.
"Ugh, whasgoin on?"
>You take a moment to blink away the sleepiness, then look around.
>The beeping noise on your side grabs the most attention.
>You slowly start to make sense of things.
>And in a second, you're hugged by both of them.
>After a few seconds of blinking, your eyes finally adjust to your surroundings, and the two in front of you.
"Uh... who are you two?"
>Almost immediately, they both tense up, then look at you.
>"W-what?"
"Who are you?"
>They just stare at you, disbelieving and completely speechless.
>"...I..."
>A smile crosses your face.
"Ah, I'm only kidding. Get over here."
>You pull them both into a hug.
>Brave quickly tears up, a small frown on her face.
>"Th-that's not funny, Anon."
"Ah, too soon?"
>Vannie nods.
>"Way too soon."
>She sighs, and hops on top of the bed with Brave.
>"I'm just glad you're alright, though..."
>They make themselves comfortable, nuzzling around your neck and chest like happy kittens.
>And while you enjoy the cuddliness, your gaze keeps turning to all the wrappings and bandages around you.
>You can feel a lot of it where you remember getting stabbed and shot.
>And of course, it's all sore as hell, hurting only when the girls adjust themselves.
>But hell, you don't care.
>Just being with them again is enough for you.

>>29288823
Nice clutch there blue.

>>29288823
FUCK YEAH! I still want to know what Luna did though.

>>29289065
She's 'bout to pop some caps

>>29289065
>comes back with several bolts in her flank.

>Is but a flesh wound

>>29289246
I hope anon gets to keep the gun
"Luna, have your finest engineers duplicate this for me with thousands of the small things inside as well

>>29289347
>Bring guns into equestria.
As much as I love guns it's best they stay in the past.

>>29289398
I dont think the gryphons agree...

>>29288823
>>Brave quickly tears up, a small frown on her face.
>>"Th-that's not funny, Anon."
daww
be nice to the mares you faggot
you scared the fucking hell out of them

>>29284388
I'm alive just lazy
I keep promising myself I'll start doing 1000 words a day. it'll stick at some point I'm sure.

>>29289557
You're good, mate. Just lather it on us when it's ready.

>>29268202
What's up my dudes?

>>29268202
n-nothing to see here, officers

>>29289765
Move him through.

>>29289065
Blow up some tents, scatter the survivors, and call in the guard to capture the area so they don't come back.

Then maybe look around at what anon already did going "holy shit." Dude left what, a dozen wounded or dead back there?

Oh, and hopefully her, Brave, Vannie, and Anon go scrub their coats off really well and start on a nice cocktail of Potassium Iodine, Prussian Blue, and maybe DTPA after visiting "badlands" that are still hot.

>>29288823
so sweet, the best thing is that Anon can now spend his time recovering with them cuddling and there is only a 25% chance of death by brave hugs

>>29289765
Anon needs to have role play sex with careful
"guard! AT attention!"
>careful does a little march in place and spins before holding
"NIGHT INSPECTION SOLDIER! ASSUME FORMATION!"
>careful snaps face down ass up with her tail flagged as stiff as it can go
>her winking pussy pulsates in rhythm with anons advancing march, straining her red panties in all the right ways
>anon leans down between her rump and takes a deep inhale of her musk
>anon has to "punish" her for failing inspection

>>29289963
Yeah Anon dropped about 12 dudes while he was out an about. But why the radiation cleaner? They weren't in any contact with the stuff. The badlands cooled, otherwise the griffons wouldn't have been able to set up camp where they were.

>>29289974
When Anon goes down on her he is going to NEED to have Vannie keep her legs spread, otherwise Anon might loose his head between those juicy thighs.
>>29289975
U-unf, muh dick.

>>29289975
nice

>>29286097
>Why did you come out here without a plan?
Good question.
>If you had just come a little bit later, he wouldn't be here.
>He wouldn't have had to save you both... and end up like this.
Yep.
>This is your fault.
>This is all your fault.
It is. Glad there is some self conciousness left in the retard show this has been with how bad those two were at their job

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>>29288588
Okay, wait.
So Luna sent 2 lone guards, one of them not even being under her jurisdiction, through an anti-magic portal leading heavens know where, to chase after a bunch of Griffons. All the meanwhile she was perfectly capable of teleporting herself across the entire fucking continent, with pinpoint accuracy to the hidden site that nobody knew the location of. Then do the same thing backwards, with passengers in tow. Then presumably again back there, with a way out. Oh and the 3 of them apparently were still in the bathroom after like 36 hours, waiting for the plot to catch up. But with no reinforcments that a Princess of Equestria could muster in that time.

>>29290136
Shuuuush

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>>29290149
THE TRUTH CANNOT BE SILENCED

>>29290188
While true...uh. I got nothing else. Well other than Vannie being the only one through the portal my guess would be Luna needed someone to be a beacon for her to home in on, Anon is magic resistant, and she used Brave as a waypoint.

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>>29290228
She may have also been naively hoping for a diplomatic solution rather than going in herself. Until she saw how badly things were going.
She's smart enough to know they wanted anon alive for something. and a princess going into battle or to negotiations could be more interpreted as an act of war than a few guards being captured or even killed.

Perhaps the teleporting is far harder on her than she's letting on and honestly may be in danger going into battle so worn out.

As far as their location. When anon passed out. If he even had a tiny part of a dream she could have had a vague location of it. She would have already had a location pinpointed close by from when they camped out, but again hoping for a diplomatic solution to please her sister.

FUCKING DEUS EX MACHINA YOU FUCKING NORMIES

>>29290435
roooooo

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cutie momma moon is gonna push some shit in.

remove cat bird

>>29290366
This makes the most sense. I mean hell, she already mentioned wanting to go to war with them before they got in, and now, instead of proving things could be solved nicely, she practically got the go ahead to fuck shit up.

Okay, for the bathroom thing, I would imagine they would still be there. It's a damn rescue mission, who's gonna be like, "ok, they went in, we can leave now."

>>29291290
Except anon's catbirb

>>29291688
We still don't know what happened to her yet.

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>>29291673
>Okay, for the bathroom thing, I would imagine they would still be there. It's a damn rescue mission, who's gonna be like, "ok, they went in, we can leave now."
For over a day they would sit in a bathroom. A Princess of Equestria with a single guard and a random waitress.

>>29291712
Its not like anyone would attack them, besides Weebmoon is a frequent customer, so its not like its difficult for her.

>>29291729
It's not exactly about them being attacked. It's about a very important pony randomly staying in a single place for 36 hours, instead of getting a battalion of earth pony guards to storm down that portal if need be, while not abandoning her duties.
I'm not going to go into the fantasy realm of setting up an outpost on the other side of the portal to secure the return

>>29291767
Its Luna...what does she do as "regular duties" that anyone needs, she can sleep in restaurant or at Twilights place since its nearby, and with a location provided with Brave being on location Luna wouldn't need to waste time getting an army together to take a small outpost, which I will remind you that Anon has killed most of the soldiers/guards there, or at least a good portion of them.

>>29291797
>and with a location provided with Brave being on location Luna wouldn't need to waste time getting an army together
Instead she wasted time sitting on a floor in a bathroom.
At some point you have to accept that the most probable explanation is that writefag did not think this through and instead made a very juicy plothole

>>29291820
Meh, I just don't care at the moment, I want the smut and of course the answer to the third greatest mystery, WHAT IS IN THAT FUCKING HOLE?! Oh and did anyone remember to close the door on the way out?

bump from 9

just in case boop

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>brave and vannie getting jealous of the nurses when?

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>>29293388
Jealous? Of that skinny flank?

As if.

>>29293400
>>29227388

>>29293294
>>29293388
>I kinda want to my make own guard mare and medical mare to pair them up with each other.

>>29293525
This >>29293294 is a stallion. But if you want to imagine that it's a mare who just happens to look like a stallion, then I'm not going to argue. You're free to like what you want.

>>29293525
>to pair them up with each other.
Wh...why not just make a guard stallion and pair him up with the medic mare?

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>>29293739
I didn't notice he was a male. I just like the image
>>29293785
Sure why not. I was having a bit of lewd and cute thoughts in my head.

Stallion guard becoming best bros with Anon bump.

>>29294006
>"b-but im on d-duty!"

>>29280571
As long as the chamber of the firearm has retained its structural integrity, and the locking mechanism has enough clearance to actuate the gun will probably fire. The most likely failure would be a broken firing pin spring if anything.

>>29281236
If you want to fulfill your gay fantasies then realize you're in the minority and no one except your gay friends give a shit.

>>29294963
I'd think the most likely point of failure (given the other handwaves of a sealed room aithout moisture) would be the chemicals in the cartridges breaking down/going bad and no longer firing. I'm pretty sure gunpowder (even the modern versions) going bad after a while is a thing.

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>>29291820
man that's a lot of posts

so here comes wall of text

so then, ive noticed that when i write, usually i get too far into said story im writing. i had some discussion with mah good friend HS about the lore of my story, because i try to fill in every blank i can, even with parts that arent written down, in order to make creating things much easier.

because of that, i notice i miss things every once and a while, because my mind fills in the blanks, but i forget to write them in, as with the spear in the pack thing. i just thought, "well they're barracks and going against obvious hostiles, it only makes sense they bring weapons," but i didnt even bother to write in that it was apart of the supplies beforehand.

but pretty much, >>29290366 was essentially spot on. i was meant to have anon do much more, then the next thing i knew, i pretty much had anon on his deathbed, and thought long and hard of how i could turn it around.

i had the idea of catbird girl helping out, then thought, "how the hell could she stop internal bleeding?" then i thought about a bunch of royal guards popping in, but anon would clearly die on the way back without some kind of magic or something.

as for luna sending guards of her own, i coulda sworn i wrote something about that, about her own guard being somewhere else, and figured, if she tried to take a chunk of celestia's guard, she'd obviously catch wind of it and intervene, or they would just take their sweet ass time getting to anon, because they dun care about our hairless green monkey friend. and yeah, since my headcanon is that celestia still pretty much does everything, luna has the time as a NEET to sit on the bathroom floor and await anon's return

fucking hell that was a lot
tl;dr, i did deus ex machina, and i did it quickly

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>>29295091
Where do we go from here? Are you going to continue it? pls do

I've seen other stories go a bit wobbly and manage to correct themselves. I believe in your ability to do this Blu.

Pls

I beg of you.

I'll even suck your dick if that's what it takes

I need this story to come to a conclusive end (hopefully not too soon), and not end up in story-limbo.

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>>29295252
no, of course im not going to continue it
^:)

>You rest there, staring at the ceiling, all the coziness beating the pain you're also currently feeling.
>The girls obviously get settled a lot quicker though, as the next time you look at them, they're asleep.
>Either you're that comfy, or they were just really exhausted.
>It clearly being early morning, you hope they didn't lose any sleep over you.
>Though, knowing them, they most likely did.
>You hear a door click open, and a nurse pone peek her head in.
>Through the little bit of this privacy curtain that's open, she sees you looking back at her.
>"Oh! Mr. Anonymous, you're awake!"
>She hurries over and pulls the curtain to the side.
>The first thing she's greeted with is the girls, both sleeping soundly on top of you.
>She just stares at them for a moment, clearly confused as to why two royal guards are snoozing on her patient.
"-They're helping me recover."
>She pauses, then shakes her head and looks over at you.
>"Well, I guess I'll come around to change your bandages later. Once these two are, you know, done "helping you recover"."
>You sheepishly smile and nod.
"Well, what can I say? They've been through a lot lately."
>She waves a hoof, pulls the curtain back, and walks out.
>You adjust yourself a tad and rest your head back on the pillow.
>While you lie there, you can't help but smile at the sight of them.
>Though, you also notice some bandages around Vannie's wing.
>And on top of that, you spot a lot of small scratches on various parts of them.
>They're healed, sure, but the sight of them just makes you feel bad, even if you did get the worst of it.

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>>29295444
daww

>tfw you will never experience this

>>29295444

>>29295562
thank you anon, for bringing me back into the harsh reality i routinely try to escape from

>You gently pull Vannie's helmet off and set it on the ground.
>Brave's already missing hers, so while they rest, you gently run your hand through their manes.
>Pet their ears and such.
>...Man, you wonder if Vannie has to shampoo everything with this kind of fluff.
>On your left, Brave starts to purr.
>-Like seriously, at this point, you think these girls are more cat than the catbirds.
>She paws at you gently with her hooves, like you're some kind of soft scratching post.
>While you lie there watching them, you can't help but feel... content.
>Sure, you're still feeling loads of underlying, very real pain, but you couldn't ask for anything more than this.
>...You guess before, you really didn't see how much they truly cared for you.
>You mean hell, they were both literally willing to DIE with you.
>In a world where non-consensual cuddling is practically the equivalent of rape, that's gotta mean a whole damn lot.
>And knowing that- hell, knowing they feel safe just falling asleep on you like this...
>It means a lot to you, too.
>Instead of trying to get more sleep yourself, you watch them, sleeping like they've got no other care in the world.
>You brush a bit of Vannie's mane away from her face, then continue petting, getting a small ear twitch every once and a while.
>Brave routinely hums, gaining a small smile on her face that just makes your heart melt.
>You don't know what you did to deserve them both.
>...Which brings up a question to your mind.
>The whole situation you had earlier, before you were taken away to that damned desert.
>They're just happy to see you here now, but what about the future?
>How's THAT going to go?
>You sigh, knowing you should just take the time to enjoy the moment.
>But as you know, nothing good lasts forever.
>While you pet them, you simply try to think about it.
>Something to make everyone happy.

>>29295444
Hnnng

>>29295737
Call me a faggot but fuck it. Bro I would like to say thank you ever so much for selflessly creating this green.
For the past couple of weeks or so I was feeling rather down due to family complications. In all honesty I just got into this story as of 3 days ago.
And I can with much certainty say that your story has brought my spirits up.
I look forward to the completion of this story and also cheer you for future works to come. Thank you so much. I needed this.

>>29295893
y-you too
thank you anon, its nice knowing other anons get the same feel out of reading my shitty green as i do writing it

>>29295091
Why not just kill Anon, without crossing a threeway snuggle between him and his cuddle sluts off the bucket list

>>29295893
>>29295934
Based Blu is based, let it be known!

>>29295934
What happened to the qt griffon?

>>29295737
>In a world where non-consensual cuddling is practically the equivalent of rape
Soooooo when Brave was cuddling with Vannie in the tent was that? [SPOILER] L-Lewd?? [/SPOILER]

>>29296281
Well there was supposed to be a spoiler but fuck my phone

>>29296296
You don't capitalize the spoilers.

>>29295893
Agreed. I look forward to each update.

Blue; CW; Please continue. It is appreciated.

>>29295737
yer welcum famalam

>>29296151
She's was butchered and eaten that night by the other griffons.

Literally spit-roasted.

>>29296317
My phone decided to autocorrect to capitalized spoiler I fixed it now but I didn't really notice right away. fuck my phone

>qt traitor griffon has to seek asylum in canterlot for betraying her country
>tells the princesses her story and her aid in trying to help anonymous escape
>with no foul intent sensed by either princess, she is granted her keep at the castle
>her room borders anons and she has to put up with all the moans and lewd sounds from him fucking his virgin mares all the time
>over time she feels alone being the only griffon in canterlot and try's to relate to anon
>has to refrain herself from joining the cuddle pile in anons bed
>tsudere cat bird sounds when?

>>29295737
The catbirb wants in on the cuddles, Blu.

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>>29295737
this has gone past killing my heart

this is killing my soul

>>29295934
Lurker anon here thanking you for the regular threats of heart failure.

>... "Nice to meet you all. I hope we can be friends."

>>29256281
>You brush a feather off your shoulder.
"Well, glad to make your acquaintance."
>"Likewise!" says Moondancer.
>"M-me too," says Sunburst.

>"So, Careful," says Moondancer. "How will this work? I guess you can't just make them stop."
>"No, but their protest is formally recognized and under watch at RG. They can whine, but only until the end of business hours, and only beyond five meters from the door, since you've denied them entry."
>"We handle MILFs regularly," adds Safe. "They follow the law dutifully, if begrudgingly, when it's imposed. Still, we can't rule out the possibility of lone, unlawful actors existing within the group, ever since-"
>Careful nudges her.
>They exchange a few whispers.
>"Well, Careful and I are your assigned detail now, Moondancer. We'll keep you and Over the Moon secure 24/7."
>Moondancer smiles, showing a little cheer for the first time since this ordeal started.
>"Great! Thank you both so much."

>Safe and Careful spend a minute discussing who will take first watch.
>They agree on six-hour shifts.
>Safe's already had dinner, so she'll take the first.
>...dinner.
>Yes.
>All this commotion has made you hungry.
>Also, you suspect a certain pony needs a break from this ordeal.
>Moondancer's kept that smile on her face for suspiciously long.
>You can see her quiver with effort to maintain it.
>You know just the solution to her problem.
>A temporary solution, but a solution nonetheless:
>Booze.

>>29297018
You're back! ~yay~

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>>29295893
Fagget

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>>29297018
uhoh
Alcohol and ponies can be a hilarious combination.

Don't let her go to far anon (at least without careful present). you already know she likes you.

>>29297018
>Careful can't drink while on duty.

After they get loaded I wonder what kind of mischief could they cause her.

>>29297018
When will the MILF's stallion friends do their womyns bidding and pin Careful to the ground before repeated >rape?

>>29298365
Okay, I'm fine with deviantart OC >rape, but you do not touch Careful, nigga.

>>29296501
>implying our qt mares would allow that
"oh hey, you're that griffon that-"
>"BACK AWAY FROM THE HUMAN!"

>>29298365
In my mind Careful is bigger than your average earth pony. Not quite the size of Big Mac but close. It would take more than a few of MILF's puny stallions to pin her down. Even if they could she wouldn't be down for long.

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>>29299237
I can see that. But only a little bigger so she's still a good carry and little spoon size.

>>29298595
Damn, I just realized his little mares are going to be racist towards griffons for the rest of their lives now.

>>29298595
yeah, I don't think the girls know about griffon girl.

>>29299549
Indeed. They might take a "shoot first, ask questions later" stance towards them.

>>29299417
yes, very important attributes to consider.

I also picture her as a "brawler" if it came down it. More so now knowing that "Bronclyn" accent of hers.

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