Wondercolts Forever: The Diary of Celestia and Luna still storytimed here!
>>29211430
Creative ponies must get a charge out of winter; snow and ice are pretty cheap and versatile as a material, and mistakes are easily covered. Even the simplest sculptures have a seasonal charm, too, though it wouldn't be unexpected to see quite the galleries around the gardens of Canterlot. What kinds of snowponies could be on display this year?
>>29226102
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>29230884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSNkIaJi_U
Appul
Does filly still build a snowman? Or a snowpone? If the latter, wouldn't that be very hard for a clumsy filly?
>>29230916
>apfelhans
A+ kek
>>29230917
Of course
Are you saying you'd have to help them or something?
>>29230916
>>29230924
N-no
Not like I would like tohelpthis cute filly
>>29230926
teenmac is qt
>>29230927
The superior daughterfu.
>>29230931
Yeah
I'm kinda sad that we didn't get to see tenn Braeburn
>>29230937
>brae and mac being teens together
I can see a lot of gaylovehappen there
>colt
>in a traffic jam and have nothing to do but shitpost
Where are you people
>>29230961
In bed like I should have been hours ago and not in a traffic jam.
Celestia resting her weight on you
>>29230961
Getting over the flu so I slept all day and now I'm up.
On that note post sick pone.
>>29230972
>>29230949
Most definitely
>>29230960
I want to be a young colts fillyfriend
Maybe we couldkiss
>>29230961
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vgptnstyc
Must be nice libing as a pony in ponyland with no fucking traffic.
>>29230972
>>29230982
How 'bout now?
Okay I'm not hearing a no in there.
>>29230988
Would you take care of this mare?
>>29230992
I'dtake care ofjust about any mare honestly
Remember tobe productivetoday!
>>29230996
is
is she having an orgasm
>>29230988
The poor dear.
>>29231006
thank you coco
such a helpful assistant
>>29231015
Coco is adorable and I want to kiss her.
i want coco to assist me in cumming
>>29231030
i have a really strong urge to fuck a pony or other small animal in the missionary position now
>>29231025
She's all yours, champ.
>>29231033
Anon that's forbidden.
Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go tell Aunt Rhody that everypony'sDEAD
>>29231030
That pony has a pretty cagina.
Autism
>>29231093
Which little pony is the most autistic
>>29231100
Maud > Twilight > Pinkie
The rest of them do not have any kind of autism.
>>29231122
You forgot Filly Anon.
She is supremely autistic.
Fillies and fillies and fillies and fillies.
>>29231139
>Today is National Word Nerd Day
Go get her a dictionary or something.
Being the Anonfilly would be fun.
An obnoxious, foul-mouthed little shit with a mind like an open sewer, mingling among the more well-adjusted pones.
>>29231126
Princess of autism.
Anything past season 2 is not canon.
Hey! Look!
A pony!
>>29231204
>>29231192
>>29231180
>>29231173
While you bring up a fair point, I'd just like to point out that S2 was just as shitty as everything after it, and therefore nothing past S1 is canon except Pinkie Pride.
YO WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>29231251
but I need to go work on some things
I'll leave out some snacks and a few fillies and leave the tv on so you don't get lonely
>>29231255
The fillies are going to eat all the snacks and you know it.
>>29231260
I'm sure they'll leave some for you
>>29231251
I'm gonna go make myself some pancakes.
>>29231263
Levitating cutlery seems strangely unnecessary. It's like using forks to pick up chopsticks.
I wish I had a filly on my lap to pet right now.
>>29231278
>>29231295
Fuck off Anon Filly, you're not even a real filly.
>>29231310
eventually there will be no anon left and all that remains will be filly
what about then?
>>29231295
I want to hug Anon filly.
>>29231310
Get fucked purple
You turned him into a filly now you gotta roll with it
Filly safely
>>29231329
you better mare safely too, just in case
>>29231332
>>29231391
>>29231400
open your eyes, AJ
>>29231407
>>29231410
The guitar is stringed awfully.
>>29231414
>AJ just plays the same two notes over and over again
Holding hands while walking is okay.
But if you do it while sitting you're a goddamn slut.
>>29231410
>AJ becomes enraptured by a fillies' butt.gif
>>29231428
>Holding hands while walking is okay.
Fucking degenerate
Anon shouldcast Filly into the fire, you're the only one who can end this.
>>29231509
What a waste of a good filly.
>>29231489
I want a girlfriend like Bonbon
>>29231514
>>29231513
but why
>>29231525
She is super pretty
>>29231139
scrunch la scrunch
>>29231581
filly la filly
I want to be a professional filly bullyer.
>>29231514
>>29231518
>>29231609
any shmuck can bully twist
I want to be a professional Twist protector
Filly has been rubbing icy hot on all your underwear.
Your pain is her entertainment.
>>29231635
Butthat's her underwear
Twist is like the one character I have never had sexual thoughts about
Why aren't you ponying, MLPG?
>>29231580
I want to lick the inside of Celestia's butthole
>>29231875
You are licking Celestia's butthole when she rips a juicy horsefart
What do
>>29231964
Keep going.
>>29231063
Go tell the pony
Go tell the pony
Go tell the pony thatRE7's goddamn shit and you have shit taste if you like it
>>29231965
You da real MVP
I'm gonna post fillies and no one can stop me.
>>29231992
>>29231992
why would we want to stop you?
>>29232013
I've heard that there are people here that don't like fillies.
>>29232026
I don't like fillies.I love fillies.
Filly wants to be pet but doesn't want to come off as thirsty.
Filly has decided to just lay on your keyboard until nature takes its course.
The great and powerful Trixie wants to play cops and robbers.
Any fillies want to join up and be her henchmares?
Why is she so strong?
>>29232069
earth pony magic
>>29232051
I hope we get to see more Trixie in S7.
>>29232069
Amphetamines.
>>29232082
Yeah
I didn't really like her before S6, but her scenes with Twilight are amazing now
>>29232089
I want a Discord x Trixie episode. They have a weird but amusing dynamic as a duo.
What are some downsides of having a pony girlfriend?
>>29232130
she won't be real
>>29232130
No horsedick
>>29232041
Joke's on her--I'm on my iPhone
>>29232137
But she's a pony.
>>29232134
Isn't it possible to convince yourself through imagination that she's real?
>>29232150
Depends.
Do you feel like reading a real life story about tulpas?
>>29232142
Exactly. So you'll never be able to fill her as a stallion should. Technique (and the fact that they're built for quick-shots) gets you far, but sometimes you just wanna go balls deep and have her feel it. And then you realize you can't.
>>29232142
Yeah, but she probably doesn't have a horsedick
>>29232163
Does it involve ponies? If not, then no thanks
>>29232164
>So you'll never be able to fill her as a stallion should
Anon, please.
I can't find that horse-to-human chart made by ponies on derpibooru, but you know what I'm talking about.
>>29232168
Nonsense, anon.
All mares have dicks.
>>29232181
I'm assuming the average anon around here has like, a 4 inch dick at most turgid.
Maybe 6 if he's lucky.
Can fillies be pets?
>>29232164
These are the realities of an interspecies relationship
But I would still like to have a sapient horse girlfriend
Maybe in the future with VR this can happen
Still not sure how they'd simulate the physical part though
>>29232187
But ponies are little, which means their pussies and cocks would be smaller than horse sized and more compatible with the tiny human penis
Or at least that's what I imagine when I'm super lonely and horny in bed and thinking about being really subby with a variety of ponies domming me
And the thread is ded
>>29232258
Nu uh, watch this.
HEY, COCKS AND COLTS, GAY STUFF.
>It's a Glimmer is ugly as fuck episode
>>29232277
[sounds of distant reeeeing]
>>29232288
>it's a dumb frogposter post
>>29232277
I agree
>>29232304
alt right poster*
pepe is a hate symbol now
>>29232277
>>29232177
Yes, it does.
The tulpa movement started from /mlp/ after all.
>>29232313
Ms. Clinton you can't blame the internet for all your problems
Post awooing ponies
>>29232353
NO AWOOING
I'm super happy of how I traced this horse
>>29232339
I just wanted to let you all know
This is really important
I have done the best possible job, it's literally a carbon copy and I spent like an hour tracing it with pencil and paper from my computer screen
>>29232353
>>29232363
Pssh k mom
pony wants you to take her shift
>>29232369
good job anon
This episode of MLPG is sponsored by FillyCrateâ„¢.
For an annual fee, FillyCrateâ„¢ will deliver crates of assorted fillies and filly accessories to your door every month!
>>29232452
Note: All fillies look similar to this. Color, size, and shape may vary.
MAKIN MOVIES, MAKIN SONGS, N' FOITIN' ROUN' THA WUHRLD!
>>29232458
As long as you defang your fillies they make excellent companions.
>>29232467
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/01/tabitha-st-germain-recovering-from.html
>Filly just told youIT'S /PNK/'S YEAR, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Remember to cuddle your colt every day.
>>29232587
>Rarity will never leave random body parts in your city
>>29232638
I cuddle him every night.
>>29232663
What are you girls doing back here anyway?
>>29232743
filly stuff
rich filly stuff
>>29232669
Cuddling your colt all day every day.
assorted horse noises of the excessively cute variety
>>29232811
So
Colt noises?
>>29232811
Allons-y!
>>29232851
I like that horse
>>29232851
super cute pone
>>29232851
>it's a screenshot from the meme episode
>>29232858
>that pic where derpy inserts the whole thing
>>29232860
>anon's life is one big meme
>>29232851
>Derpy, before I change, here's a list of instructions for when I'm pony. One, don't let me hug anyone. We can't have that, but you know what ponies are like. Two, don't worry about the MUFFIN. I'll put it on emergency power so they can't eat it. Just let it hide away. Four... no... wait a minute, three... no getting involved in big historical events. Four, you. Don't let me abandon you. And five, very important, five. Don't let me eat pears. I *hate pears*. Time Turne is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I *am* him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that. And six, now I have to talk for around about a minute without hesitation, deviation, or whatever the other thing is, it's like that panel game on Channel 4 like Rory just pointed out. However, I'm going to move on and say number seven, and talk about my other favourite band, which is the Horse Martins. I don't know if anyone remembers the Horse Martins, but the best gig I ever went to was at the Canterlot Exhibition and Conference Centre in about December, it must have been 1990, and the Horse Martins were playing, and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. They split up quite soon afterwards, I don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm sitting in the kitchen now, and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth, all goes something along the lines of, bingle bangle, dingle dangle, yickety doo, yickety dah, ping pong, lippy tuppy tooh tah. And twenty-three, if anything goes wrong, if they find us, Derpy, then you know what to do.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>29232900
YOUR MOM IS UGLY
Which pony would you like to seeas a fillyin the show?
>current year
>still doing the thing
>It's the year 2017
>I'm still beyond obsessed with horses
Feelings of regrets mixed with feelings no regrets
>>29232587
>Looks like Rarity had to...
>>29232587
Who wants Appendix Burgers?
>>29232917
I want to see Flutterdash as fillies again
Do not post ponies.
Good.
>>29233103
okay
just posting a harmless shark
>>29233103
K.
>>29233103
>>29233138
I'm just going to eat this pizza here, then. Sharks don't like pizza.
>>29233103
yo
don't have time to draw friday night
anyone else want to do it?
The less ponies we'll have here, the more things will improve.
>>29233103
I'm gonna post the best human then.
>>29233190
wanna bet?
>>29233195
I don't know how to draw
>>29233208
at this point it honestly doesn't even matter
go nuts
>>29233241
but what if i let you down
>>29233205
I'll give some pizza to the shark but not any to that blue dolphin
>>29233246
Impossible. Draw something, make it good, then gooder, and then you're finally gud. That will make me happy.
>>29233236
That pony is hot
>>29233195
I nominate Dom
What is pony's fetish?
>>29233259
you can't stop Rainshark Dash!
>>29233269
I like how pokey has had 3 different cutie marks so far
>>29233269
stay away from my wife
>>29233286
that pony is too cute to be a tomboy
>>29233290
There's only one true poke
>>29233333
>>29233333
>quint
welp
Everyone delete their tomboy RD pics now
>>29233336
>>29233333
She's just a cute tomboy, anon
>>29233333
>>29233341
it is true
and this is it
>>29233359
oh yeah?
prove it
>>29233392
I've always really liked this pic.
Twily lemme smayush
>>29233398
I find it really depressing that a kid would dream of a 9 to 5 job
>>29233430
She doesn't want blue.
>>29233398
you just have a thing for ponies in suit jackets with no pants
>>29233469
you have no idea how hard i would fuck canni
i would fuck her into next week
How important is setup in animated hose porns? Like before the actual act. Or is something akin to zonkpunches animations better where it starts with the sex act without any explanation/reason?
>>29233458
Kids don't know anything about adult life and they filter what they see according to their needs and desires
You effectively die when you come out of your childhood and are basically reborn as a different being who incorporates experiences and memories from your past self
>>29233493
i've never seen an animated horse porn with an actual storyline but my dick is intrigued
>>29233499
>You effectively die when you come out of your childhood
good thing most of us here are still alive then
>>29233493
It's detrimental
I don't want to watch a minute of setup for 10 seconds of fucking, you can't even masturbate to that
>>29233531
i want to blow his flugelhorn
>>29233509
Like:
flutters invites big mac over for dinner. Dinner dialogue that goes into the porn (perhaphs she spikes his drink with zecoras recipe).
>>29233523
Thats a concern i've been contemplating. How much of the setup is needed or if its just too much filler and something no one will rewatch and always skip to the porn.
>>29233595
>dinner goes alright
>fidgeting, Fluttershy looks at Mac while he's drinking his after-dinner coffee
>blurts out a "do you want to have sex"
>Mac sputters up his coffee, coughing
>Looking sheepish, Fluttershy asks after a short while "Is that a no...?"
>Mac proceeds to bone her extra-hard for making him waste perfectly good coffee and not just saying it in the first place
>he knows a mare has needs, dammit, he lives on a farm.
>>29233595
>perhaphs she spikes his drink with zecoras recipe
rape is a big turnoff for me
if they were fucking while they were making dinner while guests were watching and acting like nothing out of the ordinary was going on i'd be into that
>>29233657
I figured "zecora's recipe" was like a dick embiggening potion or something. Or like a production enhancer or an aphrodisiac.
>>29233624
>>29233657
More like this: shy asks zecora to make something for her to get big mac to maybe like her a bit more. Zecora basically gives her horse viagra.
After taking it the table goes bump as big mac realizes he has a raging hard on. Shy drops a fork and says it mustve fallen and goes under the table to examine the dong.
>>29233595
Sometimes I've had to rewind and watch the beginning, if one of the actors references something that happened in the opening scene. So keeping up with the setting throughout the piece could be important
>>29233677
>>29233672
>>29233657
Wasn't that the whole thrust of the Rarity Rape Plan thing way back in the day?
>>29233677
yeah, drug use and coercion is just not a turnon for me
flutters can definitely turn a stallion on without drugs
Still hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-DDF0q68kw
>>29233695
Fair point. I guess thats the whole setup vs no setup part. If it just starts out with her sucking the D then the viewer is free to make up whatever they want vs a given narrative.
>>29233705
i'd enjoy a POV of sucking a stallion's cock
with the wet flare in your face and that weird looking peehole
>>29233747
I dunno anon, that sounds kind of gay
>>29233750
pegasi are so happy in the clouds
Made a strawpoll for it:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12071574
>>29233755
i make sure to say "no homo" every time before jacking off to big cocks shooting hot loads everywhere
>>29233789
Is it really everywhere orall over your body
>>29233809
well i can't keep it contained
these cocks are like soft drink cans that have been shaken up and then jerked off until they spurt cum-soda everywhere
>>29233830
don't touch that
>>29233830
peach filly is a darling
>>29233832
not even saying "no homo" can bring you back from this
>>29233832
Now I want to see someone draw a sodastallion with a comically large soda can dong
I like it when you can customise things like clothes. But you should have one or the other as they can conflict and distract from the actual porn
>>29230916
We need more countryjacks
>>29233832
>>29233774
You can also do what Mittsies does and let people skip the intro scene.
>>29233873
This will be an animation only (mp4).
>>29233688
>What is "things I was happy I forgot until now" for 100$
>>29233878
In that case sex only
>>29233837
She's a very adorable fil.Has MLPG ever made a filly ranking?
>>29233901
If someone were to make such a list they'd need to do it thoughtfilly.
>>29233901
what's the point, Sweetie is #1
>>29233898
i like to imagine celestia doing it just like that
>>29233918
It would be a giant poll.
>>29233896
Any reason why making it a video would be better to skip story?
>>29233923
That's just like your opinion man
>>29233960
Because that'd be a long ass video and a lot of extra animation for you to do
>>29233923
>>29233962
FILLY FIGHT
>>29233948
fap fap fap
Imagine being this autistic
>>>/qa/945697
Also, how many of these did you post? Because bravo if you manage to circumvent containment with very subtle pony images
Making out with fillies is perfectly legal.
>>29233968
Hmmm, although if its pov dialogue it's not that much work. What would the setup be if the zecora magic is skipped?
>>29233985
the one from /o/ was kinda funny
>>29233870
>just 250ml
>>29232952
>If you went camping with a friend and they molested you would you tell anyone?
>No
>Wanna go ca-
>Yes
>>29234014
>>29233870
>not a liter
>>29233371
pro MLPG hacks 2017
Post background ponies.
>>29234085
Fillies
On
Ice
>>29234085
Crystal chalice poner is severely underrated.
Sup dorks? Anything cool happen today?
>>29234085
Why Glimmy mad?
>>29234187
Yellow ate her tendies.
oh no Rainbow Dash is lost in the dessert and is really thirsty
can you help her?
>>29233901
no need to peach filly is best filly
>>29234263
Why doesn't she just get a rain cloud?
My favorite pony is the pony you love.
Trixie getting all pretty for her night out with Glimmer.
>>29234320
CUTE BABY
>>29234340
Excellent taste, man.
You really understand how things are, dude.
Underrated opinion, pal.
>>29234370
but she's already pretty
powerfully pretty
Thread's kinda slow, this would be a good time for donations
>>29234417
I've got a donation for ya
>>29234417
We have a $3.14 donation from Filly.
">Filly."
>>29234417
Have a Pinchy.
>>29234320
Not bad. I'd fuck it.
>>29234451
fucking fillies man
I've been watching a bunch of horse videos lately and I think I like foals more than ever now
>>29234079
I BOOP
I NEIGH
I BOOP AGAIN
>>29234463
I'm pretty sure using two of these words together can put you on a list.
>>29234472
Fucking man?
Major
League
Pony
Gaming
>>29234492
pony does not wish to play anymore
>>29234480
FILLIES MAN
>>29234492
>salt lick 2 speedrun
>>29234504
Fillies can't be men.
>>29234492
>tfw Ponk would unironically use ";3" at her opponents
>Ponk would be D.Va
>>29234512
>implying ponk would play overmeme
>>29234523
There are other e-sports that let you winkyface at people.
>>29234512
>implying ponk would play competetive shooters
>implying ponk would play anything but games that allow her to be sociable and friendly
Shit. Trash. Garbage.
>>29234534
>implying she wouldn't be that weirdly cheerful person you run across in quick-play that tries to convince you all that you should have fun
>winning isn't all there is to it, as long as you make friends along the way>quits after four matches and copious verbal abuse from Genji/Hanzo mains complaining about how no one is on the point
I think the quickest way to make Scootaloo fly is to toss her off a cliff like they did in the old days.
>>29234554
what could go wrong
I Love Rainbow Dash!
>>29234546
Fuck that.
Ponk and I are going to play Parappa and maybe some Um Jammer Lammy if she feels like it
I love every pony that isn't Rainbow Dash.
>>29234576
>>29234579
>not Space Channel 5
pleb
>>29234581
w what?
>>29234588did we do it?
>>29234588
get your own blue pegasus
>>29234584I've never played Space Channel 5 even though I've always said I should
Time to FILLY WITH SOME SKILL!
>>29234604
No time like the present.Also I wonder if I should be surprised that there's crossover art of this?
>>29234600
I can't I love her too much
Filly pillow.
>>29234631
Is that gay?
>>29234636
It's masturbation.
>>29234631
Fillow
>>29234631
Pilly
>>29234631
If it was noi it'd be funny, but it's not
Honestly this anon filly thing is getting out of hand
>>29234659
You can't stop the cuteness.
>>29234604
>>29234659
I can't help but find it cute
maybe I'm just losing it
>>29234659I don't get the appeal.
>>29234659
I kind of want a Noi pillow now.
>>29234510
No, but Dr. Wily can go too far!
>>29234730
That's just plain evil.
>>29234733
But defeating him lets you harness the power of fillies.
>>29234742
What's that do?
>>29234730
SAVE THE FILLY
>>29234757
he doesn't know
>>29234664
>alicorn twilight
you just did
sometimes when I think about it it still hurts, but then I think that she's happy and that that's all that matter
>heyyyy
>do you wanna shtick your finger in my... hic
>finger in my... hic
>rub my belly?
>>29234824
I'm sorry Rarity broke up with you, anon
>>29234786
I know what it is
I just wanted to see if you knew what it was
>>29234871
of course I know...
glad we're both on the same page then
>>29234829
>Long drawn out sigh
>...Yes
I promise I will draw somethingif my shitty tablet works
What was your favorite 2012 horse music?
>>29234887
I thought it was going to be nothing but stickers and filly stuff, boy was I surprised
>>29234924
I don't remember my life from that long ago
>>29234906
Draw Marker's fat butt
>>29234944
I've never seen a filly draw so many veins on one...
>>29234952
You weren't supposed to see that.
Elephants or Tigers mlpg?
Anyone has a link to downloads of earlier seasons? I used to have some files of good quality and a relatively small size, 200-300 MB.
I can only find 1 Gig episodes these days
>>29234962
But I did. I even saw the drawing where it's being put in... somewhere.
>>29234981
http://yayponies.no/
>>29234984
Thank you anon, you're my hero
>/his/ has a mega library
later lads
I'm jumping on the history fandom
Snowfall's childhood trauma made more sense than Starlight's. But why?
>>29234948
This, there aren't enough fat marker butts out there
>>29235024
Why? Starlight has shown to be prone to rash and knee-jerk reactions. Her reaction to Sunburst's suddenly ignoring her letters then going full Hitler completely fits her character.
>>29235103
What?
>>29235103
I miss low-power moonbutt
>>29235122
she was much cuter
>>29235125
but she started the silly kneesocks meme and that shit got way out of hand
>>29235103
Anon would immediately recognize the taste of pig anus.
>>29235139
>socks
>out of hand
no
>>29234730
>>29234711
MEME FILLY
>>29234906
draw me your least favorite pony
>>29235103
Shit joke for a shit princess.
>>29235179(You)
>>29235168
yes
>>29235168
It looks like she's wearing horse pants
>>29235103
>doesn't even have eyes
Silly pony
He's probably still going to tongue that pig though
Would you be able to put up with Pinkie's bullshit if she were real?
>>29235265
I'm sorry, I don't pet ponies with asses that fat
>>29235270
probably
>>29235265
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
>>29235315
MY PONE GOT BOOPED ALL UPSIDE DOWN
>>29235316
AND I'D TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCESS OF A TOWN CALLED BUCK AIR
>>29235302
>not petting pinkie pie
Disgraceful.
Penka Po
>>29235361
she actually has a petite butt despite popular belief
>>29235398
For as many sweets as she eats? Bullshit.
>>29235398
I could never picture Pinkie Pie with a lascivious streak. I guess that's where the fantasy comes from, but I just don't think she even knows what a cock looks like. She probably doesn't even wipe her own butt because it's icky.
>>29235416
she's a magical creature
>>29235398
I never knew butts could blush
>>29235423
Or a diabetic one on a fast track to heart failure.
>>29235416
Need a lot of fuel to bounce absolutely everywhere.
>>29235431
Well that got compressed to shit.
Bravo, Derpibooru.
>>29235416
The copious amount of interspecies horsesex burns a lot of calories.
Filly bought you out.
>>29235490
Twist stop being a jew.
Filly said knock you out.
>>29235398
>she actually has a petite butt despite popular belief
That's objectively incorrect.
Diamond Tiara is...
>>29235553
for sexual.
>>29235562
sleep = 0pone
Filly turned out to be an ancient demon.
>>29235574
she's got a pretty cute butt for a demon
>>29235574
Why is the demon filly so adorable?
>>29235579
>>29235588
Please do not demean the ancient evil.
It has feelings too.
>>29235574
How does one summon a filly demon?
>>29235600
does the ancient demon want a filly treat?
>>29235600
She's too small and fragile, still. I'm just going to pick her up and sleep with her while telling her how cute she is.
>>29235601
By sacrificing an angel filly
>>29235714
What are you still up?
>>29235726
>>29235729
Calm down Sweetie! Your friend Applebloom is here!
>>29235759
something seems off about that apple
Hey dorks how's it dorkin'?
>>29235821
dorkin' slowly
>>29235821
Shouldn't you be drawing diaper fur porn?
>>29235856
That sounds gross.
Does anyone happen to have a pic of one of the OG 3 princesses from the backwards 3/4 angle? Google is failing me
>>29235553
My mistress
is MLPG General literally ded?
>>29235960
yes
let us post stallions
>>29235270
If we had mind-blowing sex on a regular basis? Sure. That's the basis of civilization itself
>>29235960
probably not
>>29235877
I don't know.
Why do you want to look at princess butts?
How many folds does an average horse anus have?
Go find a picture and report back
Also report back if you got hard
>>29235978
Because princesses have the best butts
>>29235991
>>29236002
you tell him Dash
>>29235991
4-5 large folds in the middle of the butthole and a whole bunch of ridges around the outside of the ponut like rays of sunshine
And I'm hard as fuck right now
>>29236002
fag detected
>>29236051
I want to date Bonbon and kiss her a lot
>>29236076
hey Rainbow Dash, did you watch the Clemson game?
what a final quarter
>>29236105
>>29236110
I thought you were a big hoofball fan
>>29236112
>>29236122
what are you some kind of girl?
>>29226518
How about this?
Any better?
http://whoopscloplockbox.tumblr.com/post/155659168866/
>>29236181
From the waist down it's not bad, but anything above that is shit
>>29236102
>>29235960
figuratively
>>29236239I want to date Lyra as wellbut I'd probably cuddle Bonbon a lot more
>I want you to take my virginity, Anon.
Pony thinks your Turboencabulator is SO cool because it's so retro!
She says if you ever need retrograde interocitor functionality or assistance maintaining stoechiometallic ionidization you can come use her equipment any time.
>>29236333
Did pony hit her head?
>>29236333
I want to respond but I'm afraid the STEMfags will confirm this is real and I'll have made an idiot of myself
>>29236313
>you will never go on a double date with a lesbian couple who are both super into you and then give you a threesome experience you'll never forget
>>29236324
why do you look so sad
>>29236357
>lesbians
>into any male
Anon, you've got to stop living in fantasy. It's not healthy.
>>29236378
How do they know they don't like cock until they give me a bunch of double blowjobs?
>>29236378
Bisexual homoromantic?
>>29236373
Because she's realized that despite years of telling herself otherwise she can not do better than anon.
>>29236402
that's an interesting way to think about it
I guess that means you're just be really really sure
>>29236402
Because you probably weren't the first pickle they tickled, Anon.
>>29236404
Now you're just making up words.
>>29236408
it's why i keep jacking off to gay stallion porn
just to make sure i'm not a homo
I'm best friends with Lyra and Bon Bon.
>>29236402Lyra would probably be eager to try, but Bonbon would only do it because Lyra talked her into it
>>29236419
I can't argue with that logic
>>29236324
I don't do this for free, in exchange you have tobecome my mare gf.
>>29236440
>>29236440
Does she have to meet your parents?
Filly is exciting to watch Warcraft film!
>>29236450
That movie is not lore friendly!
they really are such a beautiful pair
>>29236456
>lore friendly
>implying it's raped the canon any harder than Blizz has
>>29236463
It did.
>>29236449
my parents would probably like Fluttershy
She's polite, adorable, a girl who is dating me
she has it all
>>29236450
>filly wants to learn fel magic
>>29236450
Suggest a better movie.
>>29236471
You should make her wear pants when meeting them just in case.
>>29236491
that would just look funny
I think it's already enough that she's a pony
as long as she can get pregnant we're in business
>>29236490
Can we watch two dogs and a filly again?
>>29236490
The Fall (The filly)
How would your parents react to a pony girlfriend (or boyfriend)?
>>29236558
>>29236461
i can't get over how beautiful their color combo is
>>29236558
My pony gf/bf would probably break up with me if I took them to meet my parents.
>>29236449
Holy shit, my parents would probably flip their fucking shit at me dating a magical pastel pone.
Although my mother would probably really, really like her demure and kind personality.
>told them I won't be getting a girlfriend or getting married, instead focusing on my career
>come home with a horse clinging to me
Wew
>>29236583
my parents want me to get married so hard they'd probably be ok with me marrying a horse
>>29236502
>>29236583
>as long as she can get pregnant we're in business
Also this. I don't think my parents would enjoy the idea of me fucking a pone too much, but if I could actually get her pregnant my mother would be ecstatic.
Can't say I'd be able to predict what they'd think about the children though, regardless if they're foal or satyr.
>>29236607
this desu
>>29236607
>>29236633
Be honest, what would they REALLY think?
Especially your father.
>>29236644
My parents are incredibly supportive of everything I do. In 23 years I think we've had maybe 3 fights/arguments I could consider "big".
But this would probably be too much for them.
>>29236644
It's hard to peg what my dad would think. He's generally a pretty jovial guy, but over the years of him running his own practice he had 5 different lawsuits from people stealing from him, all of which he won, all of which were from the black employees he hired so he's gotten a little prejudice in his old age. Maybe he'd be open minded enough if my pony gf had a good sense of humor.
>>29236666
Anon, a mare is a big difference from a black guy. Especially with how good inside the vast majority of them all.
>>29236685
hopefully
>>29236700
>you will never
>>29236707
delete this
>>29236719
Fluttershy is a very weddable pony
>>29236719
>>29236724
>ever
>>29236744
this picture always makes me want to caress her cute little fluttercrotch
>>29236744
>>29236754>marry her
>>29236461
only friends, right?
>>29236773
Fluttershy what did I tell you about sneaking into my bed at night
>>29236779
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""friends""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>29236788
don't do this to me
>>29236784
To keep doing it?
>>29236795
just wait outside
How the fuck is a thread that was made 2 am yesterday still here?
>>29236788
Hey, come on, they don't secretly hate each other. They're friends, no quotes.
>>29236773
fucking rip angel
>>29236823
>>29236836
>>29236848
is this an attempted raid or what
nigga this shit originated here albeit less edgy and retarded
Let's just end this.
>fluffies
I bet Barneyfag beats off to this shit.
>>29236932
>>29236932
>>29236932
Feeling well?
>>29234569
How light is a Pegasus to sit on a branch without breaking it?
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.