RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

IT BEGINS

THE GREENSTORM

Ok, so. I'm about to drop some green here, and in a word it's ... experimental.

It's got a lot of things that usually trigger the thread; I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write a story that would include them but would still be accepted. It's a wide departure from my normal shenanigans, but everyone I've shown it to so far (editors, other writers, the homeless) has really enjoyed it.

That said, I have to ask all anons - please, WAIT UNTIL THE END to pass judgement on this green. Trust me on that.

You do trust me, don't you?

Buckle up.

>>29228628
>Your hands gently rest on the ornate redwood box, a soft sigh escaping your lips
>3 weeks
>it took 3 weeks to repair your mistresses' music box
>She would have done it, but the gryphon empress had her working overtime
>So much overtime that getting some foreign dignitaries a proper gift had totally slipped her mind
>so it was up to you and your 'soft, blunt claws' to fix this for her
>you run your thumb into some of the grooves, making sure the soft gold wiring stays inlaid
>It's just some bullshit flower imagery, but. You're proud of it
>of all the things you've done for your owner, you're most proud of this
>The outside and inside have been sanded smooth, and the curved top has been stained and restored as well
>The platform the music gears sit on has been oiled and finished, and all you need to do now is put the delicate machinery together and let it set
>It's going to be surprisingly light when finished - so you'll have to be careful hauling it around
>You lean back a bit on the workbench, rolling your shoulders
>whelp. Might as we-
>*ding*
>That would be the door
>You quickly wipe your hands down and stand, adjusting your simple loincloth to cover - but hint - at what you've got, and prepare to greet your mistress
>"..vestock are all cared for as well, my lady. Cupboards have been restocked as well, per your orders."
>You make it to the main room just as your mistress and her other slave-
>Sorry, 'indentured servant'
>-come in from the weather.
>"Ah... now isn't this a sight for tired eyes?"
>Cairn Eagleeye, Quartermistress to Her Majesty's Armies, Dutchess of the 3 Peaks and your lawful owner, smiles to herself as she rounds the corner and sees you once more
>You get on your knees, a soft smile on your lips as well
"I am pleased that I so refresh my mistress. Was your trip well?"
>As she pads over to you you crane your neck to the side, exposing it

>>29228634
>"Bah. A bunch of old hens squawking after impossible timetables. It's enough to make you want to molt-"
>She rears up slightly, her beak nipping your neck - not enough to hurt, but enough to make a point - and you press into her breast
"I would hope not, mistress. I would miss your plumage dearly~"
>She chuckles, whispering into your ear "Oh, don't I know it~"
>After a few moments of resting on you she hops off, flapping her wings once. "Hm. Talia?"
>Talia Bluntbeak bows her head slightly. "Yes, My Lady?"
>"Inform the chef that I'll be taking my dinner in my room. I expect my favourite to be fed and ready by the time I finish cleaning up. Say... in 30 minutes?"
>Talia bows again. "As you will it, My Lady."
>Cairn gives you a familiar hungry look. "As it should be..."
>You feel her drag her tail across your side as she walks past you, but you don't move until she has left the room
>Once the back door has shut to her study, both of you drop the facade
>to a point
>"Tch. You heard her, pleasure slave. Go to the kitchen, get you some food - though, we both know what you'll be eating later tonight-"
"Why Talia, are you jealous?"
>You smirk as you stand up, the gryphoness growling softly. "Watch it, fool. We may both be servants-"
"If calling it that helps you sleep at ni-"
>"At least I keep my name, whore! At least I'll have a future - what hope do you have, her being your third owner? As soon as your dick stops working you'll be driven into the snow-"
"Yeah yeah heard it all before. Shouldn't you be doing what Mistress told you to do?"
>She narrows her eyes at you. "Get. Before I do something I'll regret."
"You will regret it - if I come to her with any scars she didn't create, you'll get clipped."
>Her beak snaps shut, and you smile as you make your way over to the warm kitchen
>Being the favourite has it's perks

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>>29228628
HOLY SHIT IM ALREADY TRIGGERED FUCK YOU BNW KILL YOURSELF YOURE SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT

>>29228628
>WAIT UNTIL THE END
Is it all written already? Or do we have to wait for a year to see where this goes?

>>29228637
...
"Yes ma'am."
>"And keep the tray level - mind the dish, it's hot."
"Yes ma'am."
>The cook looks you up and down, then sighs. "Hhmph. Honestly, it'd do wonders for morale if she'd share you with the rest of us...Great Roc knows having you wear only that is tease enough."
>You keep your face neutral, but sigh internally
>Every few months this gets brought up, and every few months your mistress has to re-establish the pecking order and flaunt you around again
>At least since it's colder this season you get a few more strips of clothing to keep you warm, but
>Well. You hang around the fireplaces very often, let's just say.
>"Well? Off with you!"
"Yes ma'am."
>You spin on your heel and leave, serving-tray held within your capable grip
>Strong wine, honeyed mead, a leg of ham - some fried root vegetables that look like croquettes
>Chefy went all out on this one
>Though, she should watch herself - Cairn fired the last one after 4 years because she tried to taste the goods, as it were
>6 months is far too soon to be asking something so improper...
>You muse idly as you walk through her study, placing the tray on her map table
>Closing the doors behind you, you prepare yourself - checking to make sure all clasps are easily unfastened, that you're sufficiently oiled and scented..
>Oh!
>Smiling, you reach for a little-known secret drawer on the map table, pulling out a small, crystal-red vial
>You uncork and add a few drops to the bottle of port, before recorking and putting it away
>That always made her very lively, to say the least
>Speaking of, no need to turn her off early in the night
>You pop open a small box on the tray, rummaging around for a good, strong mint
>Coated in white powder, your fingers find their prize
>Ah. This light-blue one should do
>You pop it in your mouth and start sucking on it
>Mmmmm. Spearmint, with a hint of something exotic
>Tray in hands, you stand infront of her bedchamber doors and clear your throat loudly
>"In."

>>29228628
>You do trust me, don't you?
No. You posted the same bread image third time already. You are a man with no honor

>>29228640
FUGG :DDXDDXDXXD

>>29228644
All pre-written.

>With a small bow you use the weight of the tray to push a handle down, opening the door to Cairn's bedroom
>And it's a very lavish one at that
>Thick, furred skins carpet the floor
>A roaring fireplace and thick tapestries keep the entire room at a comfortable, cozy temperature
>A large, personal desk stacked high with missives, trinkets and things you could only imagine
>For as a slave, it's not your place to know
>And of course, in the middle of it is her own personal nest
>At first glance it looks like one of those master bedroom suites, with ornate posts on all four corners of the bed
>But, instead of a mattress it's layers and layers of blankets and pillows and furs
>Super comfy and surprisingly soft
>Intimate, really
>You'd almost say it's 'yours' but, yanno
>No property allowed to you
>But you spend so much time here that you've basically been allowed to convert your own quarters into a workshop at your mistresses' discretion
>So it's basically the same thing
>"Aaah, now there's what I need. Come, come."
>Stretching, your owner hops off of her stool, padding over to you
"Mistress, would you li-"
>"Ah. No, no talking, not now. Place the tray at the edge of the bed, I'll get to it soon..."
>You nod softly, adding a little sway in your step as you position her dinner
>3... 2... 1-
>With a screech you feel your owner pounce onto you and you roll into the bed
>Dominant, in a word, is how gryphonesses are both in and out of the bedroom
>Her claws dig into your shoulders - not enough to draw blood, but enough for some discomfort
>"MMrrf, I can see how those vultures look at you - they want you, don't they? All day long, you tease them~"
"I can't help it, Mistress - when you're away it's hard to control myself-"
>"I see that, boy."
>She grins as her claws flick open your clasps, removing the last bit of modesty you were allowed
>Years of doing this has left it's mark - you're already at half mast

>>29228657
>"Good, good - such a good slave you are~"
>Her beak nips at your neck and shoulders as you run your fingers through her down, massaging softly
"I'm so happy that I continue to please you, mistress~"
>"Mm, and you will for a long, long time..."
>Grinning, she positions herself over you, pressing her asshole right over the head of your dick
>This was something new you learned when you were sold here from the Minotaur lands-
>Your dick was way too big for their little cunts
>And, yanno. There is a risk of pregnancy - who would want to have kits from a slave?! - so, anal it was
>She impales herself suddenly and forcefully onto you, causing you to gasp
>"Oooh.... there we go... tend to me, my faithful fuckslut~"
>You grip her hips and start rolling into her flank
>Like a good slave, you do as you're told
. . . . . . .
>"Nnnnh~"
>A, B, C-
>"Ah! Yesss..."
>So it's C today, huh?
>C
>C
>C
>"S-slow down, slave. Let me enjoy my meal as well!"
>You hum softly, your tongue resting on her clit
>You can't see too well - what with her sitting on your face - but you can feel her reach over to the tray
>You honestly don't blame her
>I mean. Steak-and-a-blowjob every night would never get tiring, if you were in her position
>"Aaah... that's the stuff. Every time I come home, the welcome is better and better~"
>You hear the sound of a pulled cork, and then the greedy drinking from a bottle
>"Mwah! Aah. Continue, my favourite-"
>You feel her tense up as you C again
>Then a low growl
>Huh, that's not ri-
>"WHATEVER IT IS BETTER BE IMPORTANT!"
>Oh. Someone must've knocked
>"-...---. ..."
>Damn fuzzy legs
>You can't hear a fuckin-
>"THEN I CAN FLY BACK TOMORROW! BY THE FROZEN PEAKS, SHUT THE DOOR AND GET OUT!"
>There's the sound of an impact
>A few tense moments pass in silence and stillness
>Tenatively, you slip your tongue into her, giving your mistress a long, deep lick
>"Ah...... DAMNIT ALL!"

>>29228665
>With a growl your owner stands up, flopping onto her side. "Of all the most miserable timing...I should have Talia's wings clipped."
>Idly she spears one of the croquettes with a claw, slicing it open
>You see the wine's half-gone, and the mead's nowhere to be seen
"Mistress? How may I please you?"
>She glances down to you, her face hard for a moment before it softens
>"You... shouldn't be troubled over matters above your station, slave."
"I'm sorry, my Mistress. But when you are troubled, I am troubled."
>"Hm. How fun - the only care I have is the one I've bought. Turns out the Praetor wants me back at the capital to run some more numbers - apparently running supplies to the front in a month isn't good enough for her. Five Hundred Miles to cross with wagon, supplies and shot, and I'm supposed to make a miracle happen."
>You kiss her lower abdomen softly, your fingers tracing nonsensical patterns in her fur
>"Mmm...You are a jewel. Preen me - that way I can just leave tomorrow and be done with it."
>You nod and shift your position, kneeling behind her
>She extends a wing, and wordlessly you run your fingers through it, pulling out a few loose feathers, straightening out others
>It's slow, quiet work
>You continue it long after she's finished her dinner
>Long after she's fallen asleep

* * *
>"I'm just saying-"
>You place your hands on your hips, eyebrow quirked
"And *I'm* just saying - I don't care that Mistress has been gone for 3 days with no word, you're not allowed to touch the goods!"
>The chef chirps, ruffling her feathers. "Boy, it's no big deal - just a quick jaunt in the cellar, we'll both have fun and you can get cleaned up within the hour-"
>You sigh
"No means no. And if you keep this up - or heavens help you, try to force the issue - I'll call the guard."
>The gryphonness laughs. "As if the guard will come here, to Cairn's private retreat, at the word of a fuck-slav-"
>*BANG*

>>29228673
>The door to your little mountain home isn't so much as kicked open as it is knocked so hard off it's hinges it flies into the greeting room
>And then
>Guards
>Guards fucking EVERYWHERE
>You can tell by the seal on their crests that they're imperial, but more than that, they're elite
>Well this is new
>But rolling with the punches you give the chef a *look*, and roll your hand towards the invaders
>Her beak opens and closes wordlessly
"I rest my case."
>"Everyone in this room NOW. You- Who are you!"
>A night-black gryphoness walks towards you, and you notice by her non-standard armor that she must be of some importance
>You bow softly
"I am Mistress Cairn Eagleeye's bedslave and companion. The estate, while she is away, is under the care of Talia Bluntbeak. I have not bothered to learn the chef's name, as she is most likely not going to be employed by my Mistress for much longer."
>"Wh-WHY YOU LIMP-DICK-"
>"ENOUGH."
>The Gryphonness crows, and everyone falls silent
>"I have a warrant to search this house high and low, and I plan on it. All of her property is hereby siezed by her clan and the state until this investigation is over."
>You bow again
"With respect, then to whom am I speaking with?"
>"Viktoria Stormeagle, of the same eagle clan you serve."
>Without missing a beat, you kneel to present yourself to your new owner
"I live to serve."
>"Up. I have no time to waste talking with a bedslave. Where are the keys?"
>You look at the chef, who is trying her best to be the most innocent, befuddling staffmember possible
>Whelp. Guess it's up to you
"I... with apolgies, My Lady - Talia Bluntbeak would have all keys to-"
>"Damn. She's already in irons, so that's no good. Go, go go go-"
>Viktoria shoos away some of her guards to start their search, and they do
>Somewhat aggressively
>"You. Bedslave - you know where the extras are kept?"
"Now why woul-"
>"Please. Do not try me today. You think this is my first skirmish? Where are the extras?"

>>29228679
>You pause for a moment, looking this new gryphon in the eyes
>She grins
>"A fighting spirit in this one! Cairn was right... you are a jewel. Come."
>Viktoria walks away from her dramatic entrance, close to the doors of your mistresses' study.
>"Kneel."
>You do so, presenting yourself once more
>No need to start off on the wrong foot, as it were
>You feel her press against you, and then she whispers softly into your ear
>"Cairn Eagleeye is dead by assassination. Poison."
>You go stiff for a moment as the news registers
>"Tell no one. Bluntbeak is being held, for she had means and motive. Not the first time an indebted tried to cut her debt short. I am a representative of the inquisition; I am of the eagle clan; as such, I will be your caretaker until her property is sorted out and our questions are answered. Nod if you understand."
>You nod, softly
>"Such loyalty in a slave is admirable - I respect that. Now, rise and open her doors to me; I'd rather not have to break more of them down."
>Wordlessly she backs off of you and you rise - and continue, standing on your toes
>The inquisitor tilts her head to the side as your fingers grip the top frame of the door - and with a soft crackling noise, pull away just the top
>A small silver key rests in a groove - which you retrieve
>"Ah... she always was one for riddles and games. Heh."
>You quickly unlock the study door, opening it for your new mistress
>"Good. Guards - the inner chambers."
>Her voice didn't rise at all, yet no fewer than 20 guards poured in between you, starting to pull books off shelves, roll up the map on the table... clean everything out
>Huh
>"We're... also looking for any potential causes of death. Anything that could lead us to the murder weapon."
>You see them sweep everything into great bags - haphazardly, you might add - this looks more like a smash and grab than a proper murder investigation
"I...see."
>"Be mindful you don't see too much. Is her room open?"
>You nod

>>29228686
"Though, be careful - the ambassador's gift is on her desk. It should be the only thing on it."
>Inquisitor Viktoria grunts. "Right, we better get that shipped too...though..."
>She eyes you, and you advert your gaze
>This wasn't hungry, like you were used to - though it was still predatory
>This was the look of someone searching for flaws
>"... you know something."
"I... would be remiss if I spoke so freely, Mistress."
>Victoria chirps softly. "Mistress already? Heh... better not let that get to my head. Alright. Everyone, out."
>Again, she didn't raise her voice
>But again, as one, her soldiers filed out of the study, shutting the door behind them
>This... this bird had power.
>"So? Show me."
>You bend over the map table slightly, your fingers finding that familiar latch, pulling on a hidden drawer
>"I should've known... yet another ri-"
>Her musing dies in her throat as you pull out the red, crystal vial, placing it on the table
>She snatches it immediately, uncorking it
>a claw dips in and then pulls out
>*sniff*
>"...no, surely not. Skooma?"
"I-I was not told what it was, just that Mistress - sorry, former Mistress would enjoy a few drops in her wine with my company."
>Viktoria inhales deeply, then sighs. "...so this may not be a murder afterall..."
>You know better to ask questions, and your new owner apparently knows better than to divulge anything else
>"...how do you feel about the Minotauren?"
>Well that's abrupt
>...and an odd line of questioning
"They took good enough care of me when I was theirs, until I was sold to Ironclaw eight years ago."
>"Yes, yes... I remember. She died as a hero on the Eastern front a few years... after. How did Cairn get ahold of you?"
>You shrug
"Such things are beyond me, Mistress. My first Mistress died, I went through the proper mourning, then I was transferred over to my former Mistress."
>Silence drags out for a few moments

>>29228696
"Should... should I enter mourning again, Mistress? Or would it be proper not to, as I am already your property?"
>More silence
>Viktoria Stormeagle, High Inquisitor of Her Majesty, born of the Eagle Clan and house, stands silent
>Swirling a vial of illicit drugs in her claws
>...
>"...no. I will give you your final order."
>Final?
>"I am taking you to the capital with me and my guards. You will dress as... enticingly as you can. As you have no particular fear of the Minotauren, you will be given to them as a gift - along with Cairn's initial present. If you speak of how she died - of abusing this vial - we will find out and we will kill you. I'll not have our name dragged through the mud..."
>You bow softly
"As my Mistress commands."
>"...take care not to be sold to a gryphoness again. I don't ever want to see you in our lands."
"Yes, Mistress."
>"Good. Now, open her bedchamber... there's no reason why I can't enjoy my new property for a few moments."
>And, as you have since you were sold
>You do as you're told

* * *
>...
>You stare out across Griffonstone, the sunrise painting beautiful hues of blue, orange and yellow across the sky
>The carts and wagons setup just down the steps from you are cast in beauitful, glittering colors
>You gotta admit - flying creatures always seem to pick places where the view is amazing
>It's breathtaking, really
>"--sing tensions between our two great empires."
>A deep, feminine voice rouses you from your stupor, and you stand up tall
>If you remember right... Tauren women like to feel the muscles on their men, so...
>You place your arms behind your back, gripping each forearm in your hands, baring your chest
>You strain against your loose fabric in new ways - hopefully, enticing ones - as the main door opens
>"Yes. And to further cement our friendship, please accept these gifts from our noblehens - Some rare fabrics, a music-chest, an-"
>"Oooh...I know what manner of gift this is..."

>>29228704
>You turn to look at the speakers - one, a gryphon you've never seen before but whose dressed like an aide de camp, and then a very very large Minotaur female
>You turn slightly, accentuating your shoulders, chest and arms
>"This pleasureslave is well-trained, though we gryphons have no more, ah, desire for him. We hope he may warm your beds as he did our nests, Senator Brunhilda of Labarynthia."
>That's the only introduction you're going to get - slaves don't get to ask questions, after all
"I-it pleases me to know my new Mistress."
>"Oh...these gifts please me more than you know, Quickfeather." The tauress grins that familiar predatory grin and rests one of her hands on your chest
>She squeezes - firmly, tracing your muscles. "More than you know... the road is long and hard, and he will be a comfort."
>Brunhilda, your new owner, tilts her head - and her entourage takes the inanimate gifts
>But by her wandering hands, you can tell she wants to take you personally
>"My regards to your Empress, and your Roost of Ladies."
>Brunhilda pulls you into the crook of her arm, her hand reaching down and gripping your butt firmly
>You press into her, making eye contact -
>That's right, right?! Tauren like to see your eyes when you-
>She grins and walks you down the steps
>Aah, good. You remembered right...
>"Where does the slave go?"
>"In my cart with me, Greta. For obvious reasons."
>The tauresses all share a laugh, and you bow your head slightly
"It will always be my pleasure, Mistress."
>"Good. Up you go."
>With two handfulls of your ass your new owner lifts you up - bodily lifts you up - into the arms of one of the drivers, Greta, who then sets you down into the wagon.
>It shifts precariously to the side, but soon your new owner gets into the cart with you, that same grin on her face.
>"Until we better know your temperament, we will put you in irons. Understand?"
"Yes, my Mistress."
>And so you were.

>>29228711
* * *
>"All papers are in order - LIFT THE GATE!"
>The wagon rocks from side to side as the tauresses up front start pulling it forward, the wheels protesting slightly from the rivets cut into the path
>Your caravan - and your new owners - officially take you out from gryphon lands
>The soft clinking of your chains is the only sound for the next few minutes
>"... we've passed beyond their scout's sight." Helga - you think? - remarks. "And I *still* have no idea why you dragged me, an intel officer, alo-"
"Brunhilda I swear to all your fucking gods if you don't take these irons off me right now, I'll kill you with 'em."
>There is silence in the cart
>"Wh- SLAVE HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MI-"
>"SILENCE. You will NOT address your superior in that tone!" Brunhilda barks
>The cart rocks again - you can tell by the staccato of hooves-on-cobblestone, the haulers themselves were surprised by what just happened
>"S-Superior?!" The driver - Greta, was it? - turns around, eyes wild. "What in the name of Tartarus-"
>"Enough. Anonymous, I do apologize-"
"Mmmmm"
>"Seriously - I didn't like abusing you any more th-"
"Say my name again."
>"Wh?" Brunhilda stutters. "Uh... Anonymous."
"Again."
>"Anonymous."
>The cart rocks back and forth
"... Eight years since I heard someone else say that name, not unhurried or in whispers."
>"..."
>Wordlessly, Brunhilda reaches into her bosom, pulling out an iron key. She leans forward and unchains your neck - then your hands, placing the key in them, allowing you to finish the job yourself.
>"Ok, look - I'm now really, REALLY confused. Why am I here, who is this slave bull, what's going on? My job is to break codes and decipher riddles, not be in them."
>"Anonymous. What did you get?"
>You lean back against the fabric of the wagon
"Enough to make me spymaster."
>Brunhilda laughs. "That old cow will never die - but, you're guaranteed a promotion, at least!"
>You smirk
"Nah. Go for the brass ring and all that-"
>"WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOONNNNNNN~~"

>>29228716
>The two of you turn to look at the back of the wagon, where Helga wiggles back and forth on her seat, whining loudly
"... This is your best codebreaker?"
>Brunhilda shrugs. "Taurus works in mysterious ways. She has a gift for that... if nothing else."
>Helga's ears perk up. "Wait, codebrea-wait. WAIT."
>Her eyes go wide as she points at you accusingly
>"THIS IS OUR ANONYMOUS SOURCE?! YOU USED HIS NAME AS HIS CODE NAME? THAT IS THE MOST RECKLESS, INSANE THING-"
>Brunhilda shrugs. "It worked. Why fix what ain't broken-"
"She really isn't clever-"
>"I'm not used to being out in the field! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"
>The two of you Mmm softly.
>"Well fine, I'll spill the milk out of the pail. You're sitting next to Anonymous, one of the best spies our republic has. I'm his handler-"
"YEAH you are-"
>Her ears go flat. "-and I'm sorry about that, sir."
>"Sir?" Helga chirps
"Mmm, I'm curious too. I was just a lieutenant when I left-"
>"Yes. You've been so effective you've been promoted... a few times, in absentia. You've got a Captainship, a pension, and any villa you'd like amongst the senate's lands."
>You smirk
"Keeping me close now, aren't we?"
>Brunhilda sighs. "Nobody's gone that deep or that long under cover, Anonymous. Unanimously, the senate's voted to retire you, if you so desire. Give you a more administrative position, if you still want to serve."
"But the spymaster posi-"
>"But is it so wrong to finally settle down? Do work in your own land for once?"
>You sigh softly
>The cart rocks again, then you hear the driver loudly hail someone
"Wha-"
>"Ah. That would be the legion I had come to escort us. Last thing we need is anything to go wrong-"
"That's for the better, especially with what I've just got."
>"Yes! Tell me - what do you have? I don't know what else we could give you, but depending on what it is..."
>You spread your legs, leaning down to pull out the music box from under you
>Shit, this is heavy
>And this is a really awkward position

>>29228724
"... a little help?"
>"Oh! Right, sorry sorry sorry-"
>Helga scoots forward, tugging the box out from beneath your legs
>"Oof. I'm guessing all this weight isn't just wood and gears, huh?"
"Of course. Pop it open for me real quick
>The Tauress' fingers find the latch and flip it open quick enough, and a sweet melody begins to play
>It's slowly drowned out by the sound of marching hooves joining your little caravan
>But you've got something else in mind
>Taking no heed, you pinch the spinning gears in your fingers and twist - first one way, then another - and then in a third way that it *shouldn't* move
>*click*
"Have at it."
>Helga greedily spins the box around to face her and tugs at the music player itself, the platform it rests on coming free
>"Is... wait..."
>She starts rummaging through the papers
>"Troop movement schedules, foundry output reports, personnel records - SUPPLY TIMETABLES AND DEPOTS - AND CACHE LOCATIONS~
>Helga, probably a somewhat decorated warror in service to the republic, lets out a squeal
>"IS THAT A GRYPHON CYPHER ROD?!"
>Jaw open with glee, Helga gingerly lifts up a cylindrical rod of gears no longer than your forearm
>"MY TITS ARE SO HARD RIGHT NOW."
>You laugh
"Careful, lass - I might think you've fallen for me!"
>Brunhilda whistles softly. "Well I'll be flatchested and branded a traitor. Is it real, Helga?"
>Wordlessly the tauress begins to turn the device over. She notices something - producing a bowl from somewhere and taking out a small blade, she pops open a seal you didn't even notice
>She tips the device over the bowl
>Black powder pours out
>"YES! YES IT IS. AAAAAH BA-A-A-CHUS IS REAL-"
>Brunhilda muses. "Incredible. Every time we'd come close to getting one, they'd detonate it before we could reach them...Anonymous, this puts us way ahead of the gryphons - if they ever try anything, we'll know weeks - no, months in advance!"
>You smile the smuggest smile in the past decade
"So... spymaster?"

>>29228733
>"General at least! By Elysium, you've secured our border with them for generations!"
>You sigh deeply
"Well... at least it was worth it."
>"You're damn right it was worth it! I'll personally lobby to have you promoted immediately - and triple - no, sextuble your pension! The amount of lives and gold saved by this intelli-"
>*clickaclickaclicka*
>You both turn your heads to see Helga furiously working the device, a thin strip of paper inserted into one end and slowly popping out the other with each click
>She looks up once she notices the conversation has died down
>".... I'm making it say butts."
>
>Well then.
"Heh. So maybe one more mission-"
>"Anonymous, no. We're not going to let you take another mission so dangerous or long. You're done-"
"Well, what about a second-level target, then?"
>"Anon, is it so displeasing to you that you'd want to finally slow down, maybe settle down? Find a few cows, raise some calves? Possibly join the Senate proper?"
>You smirk
"No, but... I want to see if I can't achieve something, you know?"
>"As if you haven't already?!"
"Well... there's never been a male in the Consulate. One more good mission would get me in there - maybe with the ponies? They're an ally, sure- but also a secondary target if neces-"
>"FLIER!"
>Some soldier cries out a warning, and you feel the cart suddenly stop
>"ARMS! ARMS UP-"
>*pomf!*
>Four limbs hit the top of your wagon
>Without hesitation, Brunhilda dives ontop of you, shielding you with her body
>"HAVE AT YOU-"
>Greta launches up, gripping one of the limbs of the assailant and pulling her bodily through
>And it's at this time, and from your viewpoint, that you realize it's no gryphon
>The gray flank of a mare rips through the fabric
>And it is a prodigious flank
>You take a few moments to admire it - though not as much as Greta, who gets a faceful of it as the pony slams her into the floor of your transportation
>Greta twitches, but doesn't move
>K.O.

>>29228743
>The pony looks around before seeing you, smiling wide. "I brought you a letteeerr~"
"Wh-Uhnnn, Brunhilda-"
>"What the Tarta-"
>The mare, letter in mouth, boop-kisses your handler
>Brunilda's mouth closes around the letter, and the mare pulls away
>"Oooh, snacks! Itadkamasyuu!"
>Brunhilda looks down at the mare, then at you - then pulls the letter out of her mouth.
>"Royal seal of Canterlot?" With a flick of her wrist, she pops it open.
>"Dear Human Anonymous,
>Magic is hecka OP
>Don't try anything with my ponies or you'll regret it
>When I go
>I go hard
>And when I scrunch
>I scrunch really really hard
>Yours,
>The Prettiest Pacifist Pony Princess."
>The two of you share a look, until you hear the clinking of a bowl
>The pegasai finishes lapping up the black powder, the crickling of thousands of tiny explosions in her mouth making her giggle with glee
>"eeeeeee tastypain~! Thank you so much!"
>Spreading her wings suddenly - and smacking you in the head, thankyouverymuch - the pegasus takes off
>straight up
>...taking your roof with her
>Like some canvas ghost, she floats away, her erratic flight path - much like a butterfly, you think - causes all spears and arrows to miss her by a decent margin
>The letter drops from Brunhilda's hands, and you think - no, you're sure you saw some of the words move
>Burning a message into your mind
>"P.S.
>However, if you want to take your senatorial commission and come here for some cultural exchange
>My sister and I are more than willing to house you in our suites for however long you'd like"
>And then, almost as an afterthought
>P.P.S.
>After eight years of anal;
>Puffy
>Pony
>Pussy."
>"Oh by the gods - Anon, you're bleeding-"
>As Brunhilda cups your chin to look at the blood trickling from your nose you study her face
>She cares
>That's actual concern - not for an asset, but for a person
>person
>...you're a person again

>>29228716
The start was not something I enjoyed but the sudden change to your more normal style, while a definite improvement imo, makes it all seem like a cock tease start that could have been cut out without loosing any value so far.

>You reach up and rest your hands on her shoulders, staring into her eyes for the first time in nearly a decade
>The eyes of someone who sees you for you
>......maybe settling down isn't such a bad idea after all

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Done. Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/0yrLUv57

Are you glad you trusted me?

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>>29228774
This was a good thing.

Reposting >>29227901
>anon gets pet in RGRE
>instead of getting kitten like everybody thought he would he gets a semi large lizard
>when X character is over he needs to feed it
>they are shocked when anon finds it funny/facinating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vOOsPDHS0

>>29228774
it was good

>>29228933
>anon finds it funny
What a cunt.

>>29228933
yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh no.

>>29228933
>"Look guys, see how the mouse struggles to escape? Can you hear its pained cries the moment before it's bashed in half? Oh man, it's so funny how this thing dismembers and consumes it's still-living prey."
trying to hard to be edgy, and just coming off as a sociopath.

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>Anon rejects the blatantly obvious sexual flirtations of both Rarity and Rainbow Dash, after seeing him ignore Fluttershy, who's too meek to be that brazen
>AJ sees this, and knows that they like him for who he is, not just out of lust
>One day she confronts him about it

>>29228977
>>29228992
>>29229022
>inb4 somebody legitimately tries to defend this behaviour and calls everyone else a pussy

>>29228859
>>29228933
Well it could *try* to eat Spike, but he's almost indestructible when it comes to mundane threats.

I want to see more "Ponies worried about Spike's physical well being" when nothing that is happening can do more than mildly inconvenience him. Like that short post about his giving no fucks about the building burning down around him.

>>29229045
>Anon ponders this deep question before expressing himself in the most elaborate possible
https://youtu.be/dNw4PwVYzSs

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>>29228774
Shits good yo. No complaints here. Guess its another year of you being my favorite greensmith.

>>29229045
>Anon plays along just to make her go away
>Says that he is
>Starts walking away
>An orange hoof is thrust in front of him to keep moving
>Applejack proceeds to fuck the alleged gay out of him

Repost from last thread! Here, specifically >>29223973

>Anon is friends with the mane 6 in RGR Equestria, as per usual
>Also as per usual, his masculinity allows him to fit in better with the mares than the stallions
>After an afternoon of broing out with his Rainbro, she invites him to the girls' spa trip
>It's a bit girly by Anon's standards, but he agrees
>Rainbow tells the others about their plus-one
>They freak out
>She just invited a stallion into a sacred marely haven
>They can't gossip about which stallions have the biggest dicks in front of poor Anon
>No matter how marely he may behave, he still has the sensitive heart of a stallion on the inside
>Not only that, but a lot of the treatments at the spa will require him to get naked
>If he sees them winking at him, he'll think they're disgusting perverts and never want to hang out with them again
>And dear Celestia, the sauna
>How are they to be expected to sit alone in a room with a musky, sweaty, naked stallion without ravaging him?
>They only have so much restraint
>This can only end in spaghetti and regretti

>>29228716
I see someone liked my idea of him being an infiltrator/assassin.

>>29228774
I find it annoying that it ended with ponies.

>>29228755
got silly at the end like your usual stories

>>29228774
Brilliant, didn't see that turn about coming at all!

>>29228774
>Are you glad you trusted me?
Not really. It was a set up for something different that went back to the same goofy story as always
I would have liked it better without the sudden tone switch.

>>29228977
>>29229065
Well I found it pretty funny. It was pretty hilarious how it was beating the thing against the sides.

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>>29229045
>Applebloom develops her first crush
>much like Spike, she aims a little too far out of her league
>And age range
>She rides home from the market with AJ or Big Mac, always coming up with an excuse to be around whenever Anon passes through
>She scooches to the back of the cart and sits on the edge when they pass him, wondering if he's looking
>Anon flinches when he sees her
>She's bound to fall out, sitting like that
>He approaches her, getting her nervous and flustered
>She holds her breath when he reaches out to touch her
>Lets out an undignified squeak when he nudges her forward with a slight push on her upper back
>Guess she'll have to try some other method next time

>>29228774
I liked how you depicted the small politics of being favorite slave, it's a rare position for us to find a main character to be in.
> Skooma
> Human/gryphon kits are khajiit?

Good nuance as to what minotaurs find attractive in males. I admire how he even kept in character until the very end. Cute crypto tauress.
> Derpy, courier infiltrator extraordinaire
Well, she is good at breaking into things. I'll buy it.
> That spoilered pps
You know my weaknesses well.

>>29229175
You should read Spaghetti and Fillies by Ghouls if you haven't already.

>>29229175
That's cute.

>>29229210
Already read them, but that doesn't mean I don't want more.

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>>29229175
>next day she tries showing him a gross bug she found at home and put in a little jar, hoping to gross him out
>It fails and he tells her it's actually a dragonfly, and those eat biting insects
>Next time, she tries pushing him down, like she's seen other fillies do on the playground
>She tries bucking him with her forehooves, since AJ told her never to use her back legs on friend, since she's an Apple Family member
>she front-bucks him in the calf and pushes herself head over heels backwards
>"Oh, sorry, didn't see you there Applebloom"
>Next, she tries lifting a large bucket of apples from the stall
>"Hey Anon! Look what I can do!"
>He walks over and hefts it off of her, telling her to be more careful about losing her balance.
>One of these days, Anon, one of these days...

>>29229210
thanks for the recommendation! i wrote that green because i hadn't seen a whole lot of that premise here

>>29228743
And this is where you go full retard.

>>29228628
I don't trust anyone, but I'll compulsively read the green anyway because I'm autistic and refuse to filter people or skip posts.

>>29228774
Really good until it got to the pony stuff,then the tone changed to much imo

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>>29229361
fillyhood crushes are the most adorable of things

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>>29229175
>Pic
Applebloom is too young for that level of thicc.

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>>29229500
bam

>>29229500
You're right. It's a sad thing that ass cancer can even happen to such young fillies.

>>29229513
Ireland?

>>29228774
Everything was going well until you ruined it for a shitty joke.

>>29228774
wasn't very interesting or enjoyable to read
3/10
try again

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>>29229175
>>29229500
>>29229504
>Applebloom, Scoots, and Sweetie decide that they need a new goal now that they have their cutiemarks.
>But it needs to be something they can accomplish together.
>And what do a bunch of hormonal young teen fillies want?
>Dick.
>So naturally, they decide they want to form a herd together.
>Two guesses on who they decide they want.

>Meanwhile Anon's not sure how or why 3 fillies started to reverse pedo-groom him, but he knows that it's weird.
>Is... Is such a thing even legal in horseland?

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>>29229622
No, bad filly

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>>29229622
>Meanwhile Anon's not sure how or why 3 fillies started to reverse pedo-groom him, but he knows that it's weird.
I need some comedy green based on this, stat

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>>29229622
>>Meanwhile Anon's not sure how or why 3 fillies started to reverse pedo-groom him, but he knows that it's weird.
gave me a kek

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>>29229682
>dat pic.
Damn, it's plenty cute but holy shit is it rough.
Got my panties so rustled I had to at least remove the lines on their faces.
I think I might be in the spectrum.

>>29229812
kek

>>29229111
Yep, "someone" certainly did.

Christ this place moves fast. You guys are leaving me in the dust.

>>29228154
Glad to have a new poster if that's what you mean. I'm glad you liked it. I won't give too much away about what I already have planned, but you're pretty spot on. There's definitely going to be some 'movement' in Anon's life, though I haven't quite decided to what degree.

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>>29228634
>mistresses' music box
Dropped
jk

>>29230097
Are you undead again?

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>>29230097
just remember that you don't have to add a memearrow every sentence. at least with the descriptors or sentences that should be close together, since newlines can be used to add emphasis, and break up your good descriptions otherwise

i'm not a good writer by any means, but is there any other way besides getting drunk that ponies can at least tolerate him? the only thing I can think of is him doing something to protect them, like dealing with another yak delegation or something. he's a predator, but he's their predator. it's pretty cliche, i know, but it's what i got

Being unable to write even though he wished to do so, HerdAnon eventually stopped posting.

>>29230183
goodbye, herdanon. hope your fingers grow back.

>>29230129
Ehh, not until I actually get some content out. Then we can talk about what's undead and what's unundead. I have been writing, though. Two small things which are just about done, and one larger thing that'll prob take more time.

>>29230167
>you don't have to add a memearrow every sentence. at least with the descriptors or sentences that should be close together
I've actually done that a few times. Buuut... I always break them up into multiple lines in editing. I have a problem with run-on and ramble. Keeping my structure to one sentence each arrow might be the only thing that's stopping me from writing full on paragraphs for each arrow and derping my pacing up.

>it's pretty cliche, i know, but it's what i got
No no, that's actually perfectly reasonable. Alcohol was sort've a theme for FI, but I'll be moving away from it a little bit for the next/last part, ESPECIALLY when it comes to Anon/Celestia.

>>29230183
>>29230213
F

>>29230234
I am excite.

I enjoy your horse words.

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Needs wrestler anon

>>29229622
I wonder how AJ, Rarity, and Rainbow see this.

Adorable? Hilarious? Concerning?

Do they give bad advice? Do they give good advice that the Filly's then ignore or misunderstand?

Does Bloom have an awkward conversation with Big Mac trying to figure out the real secret to a Colts heart?

>>29230259
Adorable and hilarious mixed in with some prime teasing material.

>>29230234
>Alcohol was sort've a theme for FI, but I'll be moving away from it a little bit for the next/last part,
>last part
https://youtu.be/LG46DboDfhk?t=25

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>>29230183
I'm sorry, will a Trixie make it better?

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Ponies are actually intoxicated by salt, rather than alcohol.

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>>29230257
Won't work unless JR goes with him to equestria

>BAH GAWD! FULL NELSON! LEAVE ER ALONE, ANON. THAT MARE HAS A FAMILY!

>>29230234
hey ghouls, you're not going to be buttmad if i steal some of your ideas for a story to put on fimfic for upboats, are you?

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I enjoy more stories where anon consistently interacts with the entire mane 6 instead of just his waifu and then the other 5 on the side.

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>>29230340
But honestly i haven't quit. I'm trying to tgink of something to write and don't know whether or not to continue the current story.

So how much has RGRE's interests changed? Haven't been here a while.

Do we have a story about Anon raising a foal in a RGRE world yet?

>>29230371
Or it could be another character that's not part of the m6.

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>>29230380
Mother fucker those typos! Just fucking kill me now... I'm going back to bed.

>>29230343
anon's sexcapades throughout equestria are going to be completely tasteless

>>29230381
>Junior takes after his absent father, who can be unnecessarily violent at times, although it's always for a good cause
>His reckless eventually puts him in jail, where he will discover more about his human roots
>RGRE's Bizarre Adventure: Gem Ocean begins

>>29228704
>And, as you have since you were sold
>You do as you're told
Intentional or not, this gets my rhyming boner hard.

>>29230439
zecora pls

>>29228774
Wasn't saccharine.
Great main character.
Great world and politics.
POLITICS!!!!!!
Would read a third time/10.

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>Estrus begins, most mares go into heat
>Equestria is a civilized society, mares don't rape Anon
>Equestria is still a mare's society, Anon receives dozens of catcalls, no matter how much or little he wants them whenever he's in public

>>29228774
The ending was,,,
Well, the ending was.
Let's just leave it at that.

>>29228774
it was awesome thank you for this great harvest of green BNW

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>My dear friend, All my life I've searched for a way to give meaning to my existence, by trying to serve society. I'd decided to aim high and move in elite circles to achieve my goals, but all I did was accumulate failures. The higher I went, the further i strayed from my path. I let my computer be used for immoral purposes. Without realizing it, I had sold out and betrayed all of my ideals.

>I'm neither looking nor asking for excuses, blaming other for my mistakes. We're all made of the same stuff, as much as we hate to admit it. I also want to take this chance to thank you for everything you've done for me. If it makes you feel any better, let me tell you that I feel like myself again -- happy.

>Take good care of yourself, Little Sparkle.

>Anon Y. Mous

Hey anons, "author" of the short Stellar Solaris sotry in the last thread. I've read your critique, and I really appreciate it.

I'll continue writing the story, and post it, hopefully expanding a bit more on Stellar's character.
It'll be a bit though, college is kicking my ass.

>>29230369
Doesn't really matter if you're writing your own story desu. There's a limit to how much an amatuer My Little Pony fanfiction writer """owns""" an idea anyhow.

In fact, if it's RGRE you should post a link up here.

>>29230707
>amatuer
Clever ghouls.

>>29230681
>I let my computer be used for immoral purposes
I don't get it.

>>29230681
Context?

>>29230759
Either he's using it to watch adult material or he's doing bad things to it.

>>29228774
>Are you glad you trusted me?

Yeah I liked it, a fun twist and a insight into a side of RGRE that we dont often see. I enjoyed your lewd as well- nice and organic

>>29227882
http://pastebin.com/eqQKihXt
Pon with booty on pic is Second Chance, cripple sportsmare still trying to be marely

>>29230872
thank you

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Who can we survive?

>>29230872
I remember that story. Cute/10

>>29230872
That's what that was? Man that story was great. I wish that writer was around.

>>29231038
>I wish that writer was around.
>He didn't mention about Good'ol girl.

>>29231116
Where is our lord FROSTYBOX!?

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>>29229494
They sure are.

>>29230167
>Pic
I'd love to read stories where ponies get drunk under various circumstances (party; relaxing after a hard day at work; bored and alone) and Anon dealing them them; mostly of the sexual nature. Pinkie would, of course, try all kinds of shenanigans with him.

>>29230270
>"Remember that time you and your friends tried to coerce Anon into joining your herd?"
>>"Yes, Applejack."
>"Remember how you tried licking his hair because Twilight told you about how apes groom each other?"
>>"YES, Applejack!"

>>29230381
>Do we have a story about Anon raising a foal in a RGRE world yet?
Oh god, I wish.
>Anon finds a foal in a box on his doorstep one morning
>Adopts it; raises it
>Mares see him as incredibly brave for becoming a single father

>>29230439
>>29230446
True fact: If you think there's a zebra hiding nearby, you can weed her out by shouting out a few lines of spoken verse. Their obsession with rhyming will be too strong, and they'll feel compelled to join in and finish your rhyme.

This is especially useful for ponies who think that their house has been broken into.

>>29230681
>PS: Sorry for drawing dicks on your face that one time you got blackout drunk.

>>29231193
>Mares hesitate to get into a relationship with Anon, lest they get involved with his baby-papa drama

>>29230681
>>29231212
Kek.

>"It is a good life we lead, brother."
>"The best."
>"May it never change."
>"And may it never change us."

>30s
>And… She fell asleep.
“Wait… Oh come on!” You cried as you notice, pulling out.
>As a comical soft snoring started, you sat down grumpily on the bench and continued to jack yourself off.
“Now I know how my neighbour’s wife felt.” You muttered while pumping.

Ok sers, why nobody do this?

Hey! On my phone here if you can't tell. Forgot my trip, so, whatever.

I wanted to say thank you for everyone who have me constructive feedback - not the "This sux" people but the anons who bothered to tell me what they liked and didn't like.

Because of that feedback I'm going to actually rewrite the ending, because the tone is too jarring; would you rather see that here in the thread or just in the pastebin?

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>>29231360
Its been done.

If I remember right the mare of choice was Rarity and in the end she trained her stamina to be able to bring Anon to full orgasm.

Also, she doesn't need to be awake to take dick.

>>29231360
ShyMod!!!

Sometimes I wonder if writefags have a secret writer chat where they laugh at us.
Talking about whether or not they'll decide to update tonight.
ObliviousAnon, Office Anon and ShyMod all laugh whenever this is mentioned of course.

>Anon arrives in Equestria and discovers that he's a character from a Japonies Anime
>Fluttershy is a massive weeb in general, and a huge fanfilly of the show he's from
>Meanwhile, Twilight has been hiding her Powerlevel for years
>Anon is, and always been, her Husbando
>She's built shrines and had dinner with his picture and everything
>She tries to court him without sperging out and drowning him in pasta while also trying to keep Fluttershy from stealing her man

>Fluttershy shows him some anime fanzines so he can see her published art
>Twilight tackles her when she flips to the fanfiction section

>>29231418
Ok stop whorefag.

ComfyPlace?

>>29231484
Someone rrrrrrrrrrrrrrang?

>>29231500
No. Come back when we need you in another thread or two.

>>29231500
Where is our Applejack is Lonely Part 2?

>>29228774
Have to say, everything was very well written. I did have a bit of an issue with the ending as the tone shifted so suddenly as to feel completely unnatural. Humor is what you do best, though I feel as if this time the punchline was a tad weaker than what we've come to know you for. Still, I want to see what other stories you have in store.

>>29230381
We do, it's pretty well done.

>>29231369
In the Bread of course.

>>29231369
Post it here Faget.

>>29231386
That's the discord chat. The ghosts of writefags past are said to haunt it even to this day.

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So if weebdom exists in Equestria, would their equivalent of futa be colts/stallions with vaginas?

And the big arguments over whether futa should have balls or not would be about if the cuntcolts should have clits or not.

>>29231787
>>>d is that way.

>>29231787
I like futa but I don't want to even to start thinking about this.

>>29231808
>reversed gender roles
>someone reverses shit
>ew go to /d/

So this is just "Anon has a harem" general now, huh?

>>29231787
>Anon is seen as a futa by the ponies since they saw his nipples

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>>29230697
Oh god please don't. I'm not sure how people managed to pass it off as "not edgy", but it was a textbook example of teenage angst drama.
>Main character is an oc alicorn
>He's a big guy
>Red mane because why not
>Stupid tautological name like Stellar Solaris (adjective adjective - it literally translates to sunny stellar)
>He is more powerful and intelligent than his peers
>Has no friends because no one understands him
>Goes to military school and learns offensive magic
>Reason? He likes to ""remove"" """"problems"""" (the fuck does that even mean)
>A foreign diplomat tries to fondle him
>He is a royalty and was in the public place with a lot of guards at his command
Then we have this gem of a line
>The dignitary was found in a flowerbed, t-thrown out of a third-floor window. Half a dozen magically induced lacerations, a b-broken leg, two broken rips and a minor concussion.
>Half a dozen magically induced lacerations
He didn't just fucking throw her out of the window (which is unreasonable in itself). He cut her with his magic. On purpose. He just went ahead and cut her, before throwing her out of the third floor window.
>“Attempting to kill somepony doesn’t seem like a…”
> “What would you have done, in my place, in my situation, Miss Mind?
Oh I don't know mr. Sanic the Edgehog. How about not trying to kill her? Does that sound like a possibility? You are the most powerful species in Equestria, I'm fairly sure you could've decked the cunt in the muzzle, with all that amazing powerlevel of yours. Then call the guards and have her arrested, while watching her squirm in the court later trying to unfuck the diplomatic mess she made.

Deviantart tier/10

>>29231828
it may have been devientart tier but it was entertaining.

>>29231828
Eh, let the writefag write. You don't have to read it, you know.

>>29231850
>>29231867
And just like that, you've lost your right to lurk in this thread.

>>29231828
You have a point, it was close to fanfiction.net "self insert as overpowered character" levels.
But that being said, he wasn't totally shit and seems to be open to criticism.
Let's give him one more chance before screaming him off the thread, yeah?

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>>29231850
Even if, it could've been done with 90% less edge
>At the gala.flacc
>Saddle arabian dignitary has one too many drinks
>Starts hitting on Moon Moon the Anon OC
>He is not interested
>She is too drunk and horny to care, starts going picrelated
>Gets a nice magical uppercut in the face
>Proceeds to be locked out
>Moon Moon does not care much, and goes on about his evening
>Ponies are somewhat rustled about it
>Why didn't he try to talk his way out of it like a normal poner would?
>Celestia is super worried and sends him to a therapy
>Anonicorn is confused why he is there
>Doubly confused when the therapist acts like he has a big problem
>What none of them realised is why Celly sent him there
>She thinks he is gay for turning down Mirage Flanks

>>29231867
>If you do not praise the green as the second coming of jesus, stop reading
>Criticism is evil and damaging
This is why we can't have nice things

>>29231891
Yeah sure. So maybe not "oh god don't", but "oh god don't before dulling the edge and unsueing the Marys"

>>29228665
...how is he doing her in the butt and sucking her clit at the same time?

>>29231912
I did not understand that sentence?
Are you agreeing with me?
Are you disagreeing with me?

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>>29231920

>>29231882

i didnt find much wrong with it i dont know why your butthurt about it.

>>29231895
i like either version but yours could be set up for more then just edge, the only reason i found it entertaining is because there is a lack of anything that not 100% sex, sunshine and rainbows in RGRE.

>>29231895
Keep going.
I need to read more about this son of Princess Luna.
Moon Moon an interesting.

>>29231918
Magic.

>>29231937
Twiggles.

>>29231895
Who said anything about criticism being a bad thing. Starting off with essentially a "fuck off, don't write" isn't much of a good criticism.

>>29231828
>>He's a big guy
well yeah
hes a fucking alicorn

>>29231895
No, anon, we aren't telling you to stop criticizing. Stop strawmanning people that tell you to put your fucking underwear back on. His story had problems, so criticize them reasonably, stop trying to show off your dick. It isn't very impressive. If "Bitter piece of shit that hates everything he reviews" wasn't funny the first time, what makes you think you can pull it off when you're saying userless shit like

>If you do not praise the green as the second coming of jesus, stop reading
>Criticism is evil and damaging
>This is why we can't have nice things

YOUR DOUCHEBAGGERY is damaging. It's damaging the writer's will to write and improve and it's damaging your write to be here. Eat a fucking snickers or fuck off.

>>29230697
Your story showed promise. Stellar Solaris pretty much means "Sun/space-related Sun", but it sounds nice. I could see a mare giving that to her foal.

The whole "The big guy kicks the mare's ass" was ok, but it'd be more interesting if you did it in a more interesting way. You know, using a spell in some unique way (A light spell used on her eyes to make her see things upside-down for the next hour?) to fuck with and disable the mare before handing her off to guards. Seeing her get politically FUCKED IN THE EYEHOLES for her behavior would be more interesting than a kinda-cliche'd "He threw her out the window while cutting her up with magic" deal.

It'd be funny if you kept the window and cuts thing, but then revealed that he fucked her the way he wanted and she couldnt take it and wasnt prepared for it but can't do jack shit about it because she literally asked for it.

>>29230183
jojo reference?

>>29231226

Nah, baby papa drama is when a mare and a stallion have a kid then break up. The stallion gets vindictive and doesn't let the mare see her foal unless it's on his terms.

>>29231814
Ignore him, Anon. "go to /d/" is the 4chan equivalent of "lol ew girls"

>>29232075
lol ew girls

>>29231966
>He's a fucking alicorn
For you.

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>>29231828
Fucking brutal. The story was shit.

>>29231939
Come back when you learn how to type, you orangutan.

>>29232199
ah yes the RGRE trolls, what else would you like to say?

>>29232202
No, I agreed with what you had to say. I just want to stab out my eyeballs when I read your posts.

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>>29231828
10/10 roasted

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>"You raped him?!"
>"Ah didn't mean to!"
>"You Horse!"

>>29232219
not all of us have good grammer, or the time to spellcheck posts on a board for cartoon ponies.

>>29232319
Not all of us can type "don't" instead of "dont"? Fuck me, Anon, but you have low standards for yourself.

>ponies know anon is male
>unless "she" has a massive clit that stands up sometimes
>they're pretty sure it's a penis
>they invite anon to the beach
>they see his nipples
>and his raging erection
>they're super confused

>anon tries to explain why he has them
>only twilight and fluttershy really get it

>fluttershy finds it hot

>applehorse and fasthorse want anon to cover them up
>stallions shouldn't show such sensitive areas

>>29232358
Many anons are foreign, anon. Some even forget such basic stuff as capitalizing "I"s

>>29230697
>waits in anticipation

>>29232433
plottwist: anon is female, but also part hyena

>>29232434
Being foreign is not an excuse.
I'm from a south east Asian third world shithole, but you don't see me fucking up my capitalization and punctuation.

Idea Prompt:

>Ponies think Anon is royalty, being as tall as Celestia.
>They think he's the prince of apes.

>>29232436
>Sits next to Anon with home made popcorn and 3D glasses

>>29232358
if i didnt have low standereds i wouldnt be on 4chan in the first place.

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>Anon goes outside often, even working in the snow
>Mares are concerned about how cold it is for him
>Excessive cuddling ensues

>Anon gets with Rarity and Fluttershy as they're the two girliest ponies in Ponyville.
>All the other mares now think they must secretly be super tough to have tamed such a beastly specimen.
>Big marely mares cower when Fluttershy flutters by.
>The rest of the mane six try emulating their friends behaviour to varying degrees of success to try and join the herd.

>>29232463
>Celestia feels threatened by Anon
>Calls a meeting of all the world leaders, invites Anon in spite of his insistence that he's not royalty
>Asserts her dominance by mounting and humping Anon in front of everyone

>>29231895
>"You can't solve all your problems with punching, my son!"
"I learned it from you ok!?
>"What?"
>Anon uppercuts Celestia.
>Celestia uppercuts him right back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

>>29232703
This anime and its fans are the worst.

>>29232714
get out of here

>>29232466
>Ready's suicide vest.

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>Twilight fucks Anon, a lot
>Cums so hard it marks him as hers
>Other mares will always smell Twilight now when they get close to Anon

>EqG is normal gender roles. Equestria is RGR.
>Anon and SciTwi are in a surprisingly loving and cohesive relationship (for teens anyway)
>One day, Sunset comes to SciTwi, saying that Equestria needs SciTwi's help for some crisis.
>She and Sunset give Anon a vauge explanation take off.
>Like any good boyfriend would, Anon's not going to let his girl wander into potential danger without him.
>So after gathering some supplies, he tails SciTwi and Sunset and hops through the portal after them.
>Equestria gets a look at the "confusing" mating dynamics of humans.

>>29232735
Why is it always Twilight

She's boring

>>29232752
Your waifu is boring.

>>29232701
>Other world leaders are mortified at the actions of Celestia.
>Especially the Minotaur.
>What kind of animal molest such a small innocent bull?
>To Celestia's confusion they all get up and leave.
>Equestria is now facing the threat of war by multiple countrys.
>Celestia regrets everything.

>>29232752
>She's boring
That's her destiny. you fool.

>>29232764
>She then moves the sun exactly one inch closer to the earth and burns their nations alive

>>29232791
>Climb a ladder
>Suddenly on fire

>>29232701
>Anon showed up thirty minutes earlier than Celestia.
>He makes friends with almost all of the other leaders.
>Except Saddle Arabia who thinks he wears too much clothing and is a whore.
>Anon really hits it off with the Minotaur and Griffin leaders though.
>Griffin likes him because he's actually fine with meat to her surprise.
>Gives her a few steak recipes.
>Mino thinks he's a sweet like a young bull.
>They both know he doesn't rule anything but like his company.
>Anon talks good of Celestia thankful of her accepting him to her land so graciously.
>They both respect his loyalty for his leader.
>Within thirty minutes he somehow got two leaders who despised each other to set their differences aside.
>Celestia shows up and mount's him.

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>>29232752
Anons wants tons of fuks, appreciation and love from their main-character-of-the-show waifu, so it seems


Heya, sisters, I finished part 7 of that LyraRaraRarara stuff (lewd from previous threads). Safe pics, but pons pretty messy and really tired, so I'll go safe route and just link them. And add Durnks googly edit of my old pic instead of preview

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/268104690925830144/frame1t.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/268107022938013697/frame2t.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/268109521572855809/frame3t.png

And that concludes this Ra's marathon. It's time to prepare for exams and think about safe requests for me even if I honestly liked to draw that trio (their manes mostly) and would love to do more stuff with them. But 1) sfw and 2) if there will be something thread related with three of them again. Stories or requets

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>>29232832
Aww yess.

>>29232832
Are you going to be lining that stuff? I haven't been saving since you said you might

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>>29232997
Nah, only Rarity that looks too badumsquish-ish for Anon that asked for her. Maybe picrelated for myself. Too much to line, some pics were like comics = even more pics to line technically, and it's not really fun to do "just hot clop" for sake of it. Does not feels right

But all these pics were cleaned and edited by my good pal, to look better than regular photo's. You can safe them. Frosty did collected all links to "clean pics" in one post here >>29202142
(and they all also on derpi)

>>29232457
You nailed it, Anon. When people say "It's too hard", what they really mean is "I don't want to".

>>29233096
Can you explain for both me and the poor, abused and sexy Rara what that philtre even was?

>>29233386
"Love potions", the ones people asked for, to explain how anon could continue "fun" with pons. Result of one bottle drunk to the bottom is on pic number 5 (Lyra's finish). It was fun to mix many requests into single pics, kinda chaotic even

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>>29232519
>"Anon!"
>Oh, who's this?
>Rainbow Dash cuts through the blowing snow like a hot thing through something that's cold.
>You're not very good at euphemisms.
>She pulls just short of colliding with you, her wings buffeting you with sleet and snow.
>A brief glare from you makes her shoot you a slightly remorseful (if impatient) look.
"What's up, Rainbow?" you ask, jamming your shovel into the snow bank with considerable effort.
>Rainbow Dash looks at you as though you just asked her why she can't use her wings to cast magic spells.
>"Don't you 'what's up' ME, mister!"
>Oh god, what did you do this time?
>You keep stumbling ass-first into these weird social horse faux-paus.
>What, is shoveling your driveway a way of saying that you support Wendigo rights, or something?
>"What do you think you're doing out here, just... just..."
>She gestures vividly and violently with her fore hooves, still hovering at eye-level with you.
>"Just pushing around snow like you're some kind of big-teats mare?"
>You blink in confusion and tilt your head.
"I don't understand."
>Apparently, shovelling the driveway is mare's work.
>Who fucking knew, right?
>Rainbow rolls her eyes and sighs dramatically.
>"Gimme that."
>She snatches the shovel out of the snow bank where you had shoved it and pulls her forelegs back to start shoveling.... only to discover that you were probably about 90% done.
>Rainbow freezes in place with a rather sheepish expression on her face.
>It looks a bit like you took the wind out of her sails.
>"W-Well..." she stammers nervously, now unable to follow whatever script and/or plan she had, "This, uh... this just means that we can move on to the next part of my awesome plan."
"There was a plan?" you asks with no surprise in your voice, "Wow."
>Rainbow flushes and throws your shovel into the snow.
>"Buck you."
>Without any warning, Rainbow starts pawing at your zipper, tugging the neck of your jacket open.

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>>29233510
>Before you can stop her, she dives muzzle-first into the warm confines of your winter jacket.
"Oi."
>You try and shove her away, but she bats at your hands with precision despite not being able to see anything.
"What are you - could you stop?"
>"No way, hoze-hay!"
>No way, what?
>Does Equestria have horsemexicans?
>What horrible news.
>Once her entire body is inside your jacket, she curls up into a little ball and turns around. She pokes her head out of the opening and nearly boops you with the tip of her nose.
>"My mom would boop me to within an inch of my life if I let a cold stallion go without warm-up cuddles, Anon."
>You can feel her spreading her limbs out under your clothing, wrapping her small frame around your torso.
>"Let's go inside, Anon!"
>You would have normally refused on the grounds that you want to be able to walk around outside without stomping through three-trillion tonnes of powdery white bullshit, but this is EASILY the cutest thing you've ever see a pony do.
>So, you relent and approach your front door.
>Rainbow Dash squirms in delight.
>"Do you have any hot chocolate?"

>>29232701
>The minotaurs and griffons nod their heads in approval of such a power play
>Celestia has established dominance over the pretender to the throne by getting her crotch-stank all over him
>The day is saved

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>>29233520
What a considerate pony. Coming to drink your chocolate.

>>29233660
It's how you get into a stallion's heart; show him that you're interested in his cooking. And if he's the type who would BUY hot chocolate mix instead of making it himself, then he's not horsebando material.

>>29230697
It was neat, but you may want to ease off the edge a little. I think the guy who did the prompt was wanting any takers to explore Anon's awkward and precarious position as a human in a male royal pony's body in an RGR society.

Having Anon trash people with alicorn magic is neat, but it makes for a dull long term story.

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>>29233520
Fuckin adorable

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>>29233798
Thank

>>29233510
>"Just pushing around snow like you're some kind of big-teats mare?"
>big-teats mare
Which mare has best teats?
>>29233520
Wait.
Pegasi are the ones who put out the weather.
Rainbow Dash you little shit.
You're one of the cunts who put the snow there in the first place!

>>29233698
There's a way to make hot chocolate other than the powder?

>>29233773
What if we increase the edge?

>>29234127
Best teats is Appuls

>>29234140
>>29234127
Wait.
More important.
Who has best TREATS?

>>29234144
Bon-Bon. Or Derpy?

>>29234127
>Best teats
Pinkie Pie. She has all the jiggle and body of an Earth Pony without all the muscle that Appul would have, and a little bit extra jiggle added to those teats thanks to all the treats she eats.

>weather control
Rainbow Dash is smoothest pone. The ol' "make it snow, shovel his driveway, and get rewarded with a teat-suckling" trick. It worked.

>Hot chocolate
Disappoint.

>>29234176
>Without muscle
>Not liking a firm pone
Dropped

>>29234229
Don't you want to grab her pinkie pies, Anon? You know she'd call them that.

>>29234240
Why doesn't she call them her goodie bags.

>>29232824
> steak recipe

Who needs a recipe for steak?

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>>29233520
Cozy.

>>29234393
It should be more like instructions.

1. Salt and pepper(preferably an hour and a half before cooking)
2. Cast iron pan really fucking hot
3. Cook to desired doneness(medium rare)

Butter and herbs can also happen if you like.

>>29234445
I just fry up some sliced zucchini with cracked pepper, garlic and some shredded mozerella cheese spread over the top of them along with my steak.
I slice of zucchini with every bite of steak.

>>29228634
Slave trash get out

>>29234240
>Pinkie Pie turns around and swings her hips around
>Her engorged teats swing back and forth just above her legs.
>You can't take your eyes off of them, so you mutter a quick "no homo" so that nopony thinks you're a dyke.
>"Sometimes he licks them, and sometimes he even puts his throbbing thing-a-ding in between them."
>She gives her hips an extra-hard shake, making her teats jiggle enticingly.
>"My Pinkie pies."

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>>29234499

>>29228696
>Skooma
Skyrim with your slave shit too? For shame BNW.

>>29228716
Oh...never mind, good job.

>>29234572
>>29234558
>>29234481
There's no need to express every single action you make with each post.

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>>29234553

>>29228743
DERPY!

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>>29228755

>>29228774
Not really RGRE, but fun.

>>29228774
I quite enjoyed it, tone switch and all. I especially found the pony interjection a lot more acceptable and interesting because it was part of provoking the emotional response at the very end.

>>29229092
kek

>>29229103
I think this is in the style of my favorite type of RGR premises. Ones where Anon is "just one of the mares" for a while, until one of the mane six maybe gets a crush. Or take it even further and he's a clueless accidental reverse trap for ponies, like in Just a Good Ol' Girls.

(Reverse trap because with reversed gender roles, a mare pretending to be a stallion is the default trap.)

>>29229504
I love the panties, like she's doing it to be more like Rainbow Dash.

>>29229812
Thanks

>>29229622
>>Meanwhile Anon's not sure how or why 3 fillies started to reverse pedo-groom him, but he knows that it's weird.

Best line of the thread award nominee.

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>>29230183
Have a thing I made poorly a while ago.

>>29232037
Naaaah

>>29230423
This...could be stupid, stupidly fun, or very fun.

>>29230381
I thought Shuk's Single Dad Anon was one of the older stories in RGR. http://pastebin.com/1hAjUL8q

But that's the only one I know of. Kind of surprising given how many people like smug mama Dash.

>>29230422
Somebody's ready to be a dad.

>>29232750
>This lonely little prompt with no (you)s

I'll fuckin take it. Enjoy the coming oneshit

>>29234971
Oh shit, is NOF getting back into the game?

Is he coming out of retirement?

>>29234997
There is no death or retirement

only the condemned

>>29231124
Fucking around and refusing to finish any of his stories...you know, the usual.

>>29235042
>There is no death or retirement
There is only Zuul.

>>29231386
That's Discord chat, where it should be burned down and everyone in there castrated. Its not rocket science.

>>29230759
I really feel like it's some kind of reference to something. Maybe Assassin's Creed?

>>29231418
I want this to be a thing

>>29231918
The dots represent a gap, a transition in time. He's finished fucking her and she is now sitting on his face. Hopefully nothing of his is dripping on him.

>>29232752
I wish she weren't such a popular choice, but really, it's not that complex. I like that she loves books, and is intellectual and studious. I really empathize with how she's often anxious or nervous, and socially awkward, and admire the way she can still get things done.

I think these are the common reasons. I honestly think she's a big reason bronies even became a thing.

>>29232750
This seems like a fun idea.

>>29232824
I like this thing.

>>29232832
I am gonna miss that smut chance, I was banned during the vote and I was so disappointed with the lack of imagination for people ideas. Your going to do it again at some point right?

>>29234127
>There's a way to make hot chocolate other than the powder?

Yeah, cut it into chunks, add to simmering milk on stove along with some sugar and cocoa powder.

Next step better is to make your own:
From serious eats:
8oz unsweetened baking chocolate
1 cup cocoa powder
1 cup sugar (I usually double this, and still consider it an adult's drinking chocolate. For kids or sweet tooths or drinking for warmth inna woods, you may want to triple it.)
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

Add to milk on the stove (or microwaved milk, if you have a thermometer to get the temperature right), keep it very gently simmering, no more. If you have a thermometer, get it over 160°F, but under 180°F. Stir for a good 20 seconds, it makes a surprising difference compared to the 2 or 5 most people do.

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>>29232750
Here's the shit. As susal, I've not been sober for at least the last few hours, so expect mistakes.

>”So wait... Human stallions LIKE big flanks?”
>You blow a bit of your hair-err, mane out of your face and set the screwdriver and still half complete magic detector down, letting your telekinesis fade.
>What a fascinating power, and you’re getting better at it too!
>You still wish you had hands, however.
>You look over to your side where the question came from, seeing a confused Rainbow Dash and an amused Applejack. Not your classmates, but ponies like the rest of Equestria.
>Honestly, you’re still wondering how you got roped into this mess.
“Well, not big per say, but there’s a certain ratio range that human men find attractive,” you begin. “I haven't looked too deep into it, but certain contours to a woman’s body sets off an attraction signal in a man’s brain. One of the triggers happens to be wide hips and a round behind, both are taken as signs of fertility. It’s not something the average man can control.”
>”Well ain’t that somethin’.” Applejack says, her amused smile growing. “Looks like your dreams of baggin’ an alien ain’t going nowhere, Dash.”
>Rainbow looks back at her admittedly flat rump, scowling as she turned back around. “So what? I’d be too much mare for a hyooman to handle anyway.”
>Applejack coughs under her breath, but you swear you heard “Sour grapes” in there somewhere.

1/?

>>29235374
>”Say, how do we know you’re not fibbing?” Rainbow accuses, flying in so close that you recoil some. “You’ve got fat flanks, after all. You might just be saying that.”
>Oh god why is she taking this so personally don’t look at Anon don’t look at Anon don’t look at-
>You looked.
>You feel your face burn red as you glance across the room, where Princess Twilight inspects the anti-magic seal your bored looking and still human boyfriend impulsively tattooed on his own chest.
>Listening to your gut when it told you not to show him your its-not-weird-shut-up-mom-occult collection of books should have been the obvious choice. And where did he get the tattoo before following you?
“E-erm. You’ll just have to take my word for it..?” You nervously say, hoping Rainbow will buy it.
>She didn’t.
>Glancing over to where you were looking, she smirks evilly.
>Pls no
>”Hey, big guy!” Rainbow calls, drawing both your counterpart and Anon’s attention. “Take a break, I’ve got some questions about hyoomans.”
>Anon grins as he grabs his shirt and dons it before the Princess can stop him, probably glad to do something other than stand around.
>”Ayy, sure thing,” he says with a smile as he walks to your side. “What’s up?”
>”So, who’s got the better rump? Me or Turbo nerd Twi?” Rainbow asks, turning around and shaking her behind. “Twi said you like big ones, but that’s can’t be right.”
>God, please smite this poor mare-girl where she stood.

2/?

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>>29235380
>So mortified you are, that you don’t notice Anon looking at you for clarification until he taps you on the back.
“Some beauty standards and gender roles are turned around in Equestria...” you squeak out.
>He makes an “ohhhh” face and turns back to a waiting Rainbow and Applejack.
>”Well, let’s start with my Twilight here. As a human, she has the perfect balance of T and A.”
>Welp. Your heart just stopped. Also you’re never sleeping with Anon again.
>”T and A?” Applejack questions with a tilt of her head.
>”God, that’s cute,” Anon starts, pointing at Applejack’s tilted head.
>Said mare puffs out her cheeks at being called cute.
>”Anyway, T and A is titties and ass. A huge part of how human women get judged on looks. It’s all about the curves, you see. And Twi’s curves?”
>Your boyfriend looks up, face serene and arms extended, as if to accept God. “Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Each cheek, each tit, just big enough to fill a whole hand. Each one firm enough to remain perky, yet soft enough to knead like dough. The hips don’t lie, little ponies. The hips told me it was my destiny to be ensnared by their enrapturing allure for eternity, and I did not resist.”
>By now, Princess Twilight had joined Rainbow and Applejack, who were looking between each other with lowering jaws.
>You just keep looking at the ground, feeling your face go nuclear as your blush works it’s way down your neck.
>Blushing in fur is awful.

3/?

>>29235386
>”Twilight is something we call a ten outa ten,” Anon continues, not heeding your silent pleas to stop. “If you rated her on a scale of one to ten, she gets a ten each time. Her personality, genius, drop dead gorgeous looks can all be rated separately, and she still gets a ten on all of them. It’s not often a girl gets the fabled trifecta of brain, beauty, and... and... well, personality. I tried to think of something with a B. Fucking sue me.”
>The ponies flinch at the word “Fuck”
>Well, at least he’s not gushing about your girls anymore...
>”Wait!” The Princess interrupts, “Twilight, I thought you and Flash...”
>”Flash was a faggot who didn’t know what he had until I took it from him,” Anon answers for you with some venom. “Now, where were we?”
>Rainbow and Applejack recoil at Anon’s possessive tone.
>”Anyway. Ten outa ten. And hot damn, I never thought I would be attracted to another species, but once again, Twilight does the impossible.”
>You can’t help but notice your counterpart’s face turn pink at that.
>Without even realizing it, you frown and lean into Anon’s leg.
>”What she lost in T, she made up for in A.”
>A pair of familiar hands glide down your sides, making you tense up as they go lower.
>”Just look at this sublime flair of the hips...”
>Without any shame, Anon’s hands come to a rest on your butt.
>Your PONY butt.
>And his fingers dig into your fake cutiemark.
>OhhhHHGODJHAJDHFSJHDIOSKHYDHFJOVPSUYE!

4/?

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>>29235390
>Now you’re not the only one with a blush as the faces of your spectators light up like red bulbs.
>”Oh so impossibly soft and lusciously large-”
>You have to bite back a pleased noise as the hands knead your behind, your flesh molding around them as if the hands were meant to be there.
>”-yet, no cottage cheese butt. It’s like...”
>He giggles “Magic.”
>Once you stave off the heat between your legs, you are going to KILL this man.
>And you’re not the only one thinking that, as the princess looks positively scandalized despite her cherry red blush.
>”Moving on,” he says with a smile. “We’ve got a perfect curve inward on the hips, and one downward on the legs. And the tail... I’m not a furry, probably, but the lovely tail hiding the goods yet letting me view this pony posterior perfection, it-!”
>His hands rise and grip his face roughly, his expression crossed somewhere between orgasm and despair “It fills me with the need to BREED! Lord have mercy upon me for lust is a sin most grievous!”
>That’s it, folks. Now you can curl up and die of embarrassment.
>”...But...”
>You perk an ear up, but don’t raise your face.
>”None of that really matters in the end, I guess...” Anon says, tone more gentle. “I may love everything on the outside, but that’s because I love what’s inside more.”
>Both of your ears perk up.
>”In fact, if Twilight took a form I just could not make heads or tails of, if I knew it was her, if it was MY Twilight, I wouldn’t care. She’s be beautiful to me regardless.”
>You raise your head and look up.
>And upon Anonymous’ face you saw the most loving expression you’d ever seen.
“A-anon?”

5/7

>>29235393
>A hand lowers gently to your shoulder-wither?, where a thumb softly rubs a circle.
>”Because at the end of the day... At the end of the day... Shit, man. I’m not good at this... Because at the end of the day, I may have found my way to Twilight the girl for her looks, but I was hooked forever by Twilight the individual. I always will be, weather she’s a girl, a pony, or somewhatsitidunno.”
>He bends over and to the side, just far enough to catch you in a surprise almost upside-down kiss.
>All the anger and embarrassment in your body drains out, replaced with a fluttering warmth in your stomach and the prickly sensation of unshed tears.
>And just like that, he got away with molesting you in front of a magic princess and her friends.
>You almost snort into the kiss as you unsurely deepen it. Just what are you going to do with this guy?
>Someone clears their throat.
>Both you and Anon freeze with your long pony tongue still wrapped around his shorter one.
>Reluctantly, you and your boyfriend pull apart, with you wiping away the thin glistening strand that still connected your mouths.
>Looking to your side, you take in Princess Twilight, Rainbow and Applejack’s devastated expressions of... Want? Heartbreak? Some sort of mix?
>The princess seems to have been hit especially hard, if the wet yet vacant eyes are any indicator.

6/7

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>>29235402
>”Ohhh, right. We’re still doing a comparison!” Anon exclaims, snapping the three natural ponies out of their funk. “Lets see...”
>Rainbow quickly turns around, facing her rump to Anon with a face of vague hope.
>”Hmmm...”
>Anon rubs his chin, thinking carefully. “Much like the Rainbow Dash on earth, you’re a bony jock. I’d hit it if I never met Twi, but I’d be half afraid to hit my bone on one of yours, if you know what I mean.”
>Nevermind, he’s not thinking carefully after all.
>Rainbow falls over in shock as Applejack howls in laughter loud enough to rattle the windows.
>Of all the people in the world to fall for...
“Anon, what am I going to do with you?” you ask over the laughing and Rainbow’s yelling with a sigh.
>He looks down at you with a wide, goofy grin. “Lemme smash?”
>You cover your face with a hoof, but smile and mouth “Later”
>His face lights up.
>Of all the people in the world to fall for... It’s hard to think of someone better.

7/7

r8 n h8 m8s

>Be Anon in Equestria
>You are shooting Pinkie Pies out of a cannon into a target made of Rainbow Dash tied to a post.
>You are doing this because Colgate signs any piece of paper given to her if it's signed by you
>The other ponies do not get a say in this since Colgate is the head of research at Ponyville Horsepital and has approved this research.
>You wouldn't normally actually go through with this but if you don't perform the experiments you've applied for funding for you do not get any more funding.
>BOOM
>"Wheeeee"
>SPLAT
>You note down where the Pinkie Pie hit and what happened.
>Then you reload your cannon.

>>29235411
Twilight buttle.
Who were the characters here?

>>29235475
lurker guessing here

eqg Scilight as a pony
eqg Anon as a human, with a antimagic seal tattooed on him to keep his shape
Twilight princess of fringed shipped
pony apple jack
pony dash

Oh look, more Twilight.
How droll.

>>29235411
Loved it mate

>>29235411
Top story as always NOF. Also impressive for being drunk as shit.

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>>29235411
>r8 n h8 m8s
you just doubled muh waifu
perfect purple pony pussy/ponut

>>29235390
>>”Flash was a faggot who didn’t know what he had until I took it from him,” Anon answers for you with some venom. “Now, where were we?”
>>Rainbow and Applejack recoil at Anon’s possessive tone.
I especially like the idea of the reverse. I don't think we often see
>Anon is in a relationship
>Anon breaks up for reasons
>Other pony comes in and snatches Anon up
>Pony feels smug that she caught someone like Anon and acts proud/possessive of him

Good stuff so far NOF u my beau

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>>29235411

>>29235503
once more, if you want content for other ponies, then write some!

Or post some prompts or talk about them.
Something.

Don't just whine about "too much X"

>>29235692
Fuck off.

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>>29235552
>Lightly, rapidly humping into Twilight while you hold her hooves, both of you moaning each other's names over and over again in ecstasy

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>>29235736
>tumblr-triggered

>>29235761
NO, YOU should write how I want! I shouldn't have to put in ANY effort for the thread! REEEEEEEEE! sarcasm.

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>>29235411
NOF you saucy fuck.

I love it.