Wondercolts Forever: The Diary of Celestia and Luna storytimed here!
>>29211430
It might be a bit strange for a young pony to earn a cutie mark dealing with snow when they're in environments that don't get it as frequently as northerly climes. Maybe it's not confusing for the filly or colt in question, but if it were, the CMC could surely help. It might vary depending on the type of pony, though; a pegasus with a snowflake mark and an earth pony with the same could find rather different roles.
>>29222163
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>country filly
>filly
>ダーピー
>>29226102
I like it when ponies where clothing that matches each other
>>29226116
SWEETIN ROYALTY BELLE
>>29226102
>snow related cutie mark
>you get to be lazy during 3 of the 4 seasons
I'd love one
>>29226144
I would totally fuck a baby into Pinkie, then I'd get to be a dad.
>>29226102
Will Rainbow Dash go down as the best Wonderbolt of all time?
>>29226188
wouldn't the other ponies think it's weird
>>29226161
what if they make you do stuff
>>29226161
>Become an ice cream seller.
>Sit on your ass most of the time.
You know this is not how it works, right?
>>29226249I remember that ice cream greentext
>>29226242
It's Equestria. I highly doubt they would.
>>29226199
Will she be trying?
>>29226275
Trying what?
>>29226129
do not touch
>>29226199
>Will Rainbow Dash go down
>go down
...oo-er! fnarr-fnarr!
>>29226109
https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=%2Fm%2F0fhnkzn,%2Fm%2F0w4gxzb,%2Fm%2F0fhnky9
Why is Sweetie Belle so popular in comparison to the other CMCs?
>>29226275
To be the top Wonderbolt?
>>29226320
she's the most sweetable
>>29226265
>>29226320
She's the cutest pony.
>>29226337
She's she perfect example for ponies not really having to do any work. Just hangs around with a small amount of animals and the only realjob she does is waking them up from their hibernation in spring.
>>29226261
Lewd
>>29226353
She's the most innocent of the CMC.
>rewatch Over a Barrel
I hope he shows up again
>>29226102
I hope we get news of S7 this month.
>>29226402
February is news month. I doubt we'll anything until then.
>>29226275
>Will she be trying?
...to go down? On Soarin? Spitfire?
>>29226354
She also orchestrates music for events. People like to forget that one
>>29226389
And adult Sweetie Belle is adorable
>>29226113
>
BIG
UNICORN
BOOBS
https://68.media.tumblr.com/30fcafed3875774e27901a1e4f53548a/tumblr_inline_ojhfasWzgL1ro1zia_540.png
>>29226487
>boobs with no horns on them
I feel cheated
>>29226506
anon don't be weird
>>29226487
Wow, that's the most generic thing I've seen all week
Did you hoenstly think this was somehow worth posting
>>29226518
yes
>>29226286
gonna touch
>>29226526
just like Max Power
>>29226320
Holy shit, she fucking destroyed them so hard it's not even fair
In the early phase I could see it being due to Sweetie Belle being an old MLP name and the Onii-chan micspam "meme" with Dan VS, but got no clue about the rest
Also I really wonder what those spikes are for
>>29226551
Scootaloo was an old MLP name too
>>29226320
I'm not sure what the "MLP character" category changes, but it's apparently a lot because just generic search terms show fairly different results
https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=Sweetie%20Belle,Apple%20Bloom,Scootaloo
>>29226551
Unicorn master race
>>29226129
I thought she was wearing glasses based on the thumbnail
>>29226320
March, 2014
what happened?
You think there would ever be something like a convention for pones and humans to meet and mingle if a portal ever opened up linking Earth and Equestria?
>>29226551
She's the dunce of the group, that makes her the most likable
>>29226428
In the words off EEVBlog's Dave Jones, she's 'Sex on a stick!'
'She's a Bobby Dazzler!'
>>29226596
please, you love the attention
>>29226608
I think something like that would be created shockingly fast
They already have conventions too, after all
>>29226608
There would be but in some hard to reach place while most of the world would get nothing.
>>29226635
Too real.
>>29226415
Rainbow retires from the Wonderbolts having broken every record, including the Mustang Marathon, which she broke by a full second.
>>29226577
Scootaloo being above at the start I can see, bronies really had a fascination for muh crippled orphan
>Captcha: impasse poni
>>29226678
no, not again
get the hell away from me
>>29226666
>Scootaloo being above at the start I can see, bronies really had a fascination for muh crippled orphan
Just don't make more crippled orphans, Satan.
But yeah. Sweetie Belle did get a lot of attention from >singing cutie mark, sweetie bot, Button Mash ship and so on as well.
It's only Applebloom who's left in the dust.
Apl best cmc
I'm sure Spike is really popular with fillies, considering he's the hero of an entire Empire by now.
What if pony wasa non-humanizedanime?
>>29226608
>>29226629
>>29226635
Would you travel half way across the world to participate in one?
>>29225231
You could comission Doxy, if anyone even remembers him.
>>29226732
If it's real talking pones, yeah. You'd be crazy not to.
>>29226732
I would sell your liver to get there.
>>29226737
>implying anyone wants to pay that "men-with-women's-bone-structure" fag for anything
He's still got his furry legions, though.
>>29226716
Those pictures tend to be good but then they absolutely acrew up by making the eyes way too small.It's hilarious because most people define anime simply as "cartoons with big eyes."
>>29226773
I'd sell your heart.
What about Scootaloo?
>>29226796
>Cousin comes back from trip to Japan
>"Anon, have you heard of a thing called 'Anime'?"
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>29226697
>incest eroge VN
>guy takes all the instances of "onii-chan" and makes a file
>file becomes popular micspam on TF2
>micspam gets attached to fandom-created version of SB
>well-connected Youtube animator does video including that
>the "Onii-chan" "NOW YOU FUCKED UP" thing becomes even more popular and is in every other meme video for a while
What a time to be alive.
LOL
>>29226921
>>29226932
>>29226949
>>29226964
Filly has 3 size d batteries lodged in her butt as a defensive measure. She calls it the shining dragon.
>>29226985
I plug my phone into her to charge it
>>29226921
>>29226932
>>29226949
>>29226964
>>29226976
So can you do this to any dragon?
>>29227077
Not just dragons, anon.
For the past week, Pony has responded to everything by claiming that it had "really made [her] think"
>>29227093
really makes me think
>>29227093
Really spins the braincogs, doesn't it.
Satyr has two D sized boobs lodged in her shirt as an attractive measure. She calls them her sweater puppies despite not owning a single sweater.
>>29227093
Really swells the testes, doesn't it?
How many pony names do you know by heart, MLPG?
>>29227093
That's really joggin' my noggin.
>>29227120
Really bloats them bowling balls.
>>29227131
Really sags the sac
>>29227122
None.
My heart has no capacity for memory, it simply acts as the center of my circulatory system.
where were you when when anon's heart forgot to keep beating after he denounced its memory?
>>29227143
Totally cock-vores the colts, don't it?
>>29227160
having my nervous system removed
>>29227172
And now you've ruined it.
>>29226985
Related? But yes, I've read that manga too.
Why aren't youreading fanfictionright now?
>>29227254Because I'm reading the docs on the nodemcu firmware
>>29227254
MLP fanfiction peaked in 2012.
odds - finish the draw
evens - take it easy, play vidya
dubs - requests
>>29227233
That pony in the manual knows exactly what's happening.
>>29227284
>>29227293
She has spoken
Get to work
>>29227295
I LOVE when ponies do the thing
>>29227297
CAN'T LET THE PRINCESS DOWN
>>29227293
Have you watched LWA yet?
>>29227254
But I am
I'm reading a fic as a friend is writing it and giving advice.
>>29227304
>>29227295
>>29227284mothafuckinbreadcrumbs
>>29227254
>
>>29226976
that was enjoyable
>>29227306
I haven't seen the new show yet, just the first one and the Enchanted Parade. Some friends and I get together and have anime nights every week, and I know that's something we're gonna watch together.I'm really excite though
>>29227304
>>29227320
different thing, pinkie
>>29227320
that's a different thing, but still a very good thing
ponies do a lot of cool things with their hooves
>>29227306
are all 6 out?
>>29227334
how do they do the things?
>>29227334
that's hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>29227339
All 6?
>>29227345
I think I know where this is going
>>29227304
I love these things too
>>29227350
>>29227347
I'd heard it was going to be 6 episodes. They have some word for it on /a/.
>>29227351
yesss
The ponies would need a professional cuddler in their lives?
>>29227358
http://mlpg.co/rarity/
>>29227359
Cour, french word for season just as anime is french for cartoon.
Cour is 12 episodes long.
LWA is set to be 2 cours long, or a standard season of 24 episodes.
And no, only the premiere aired today.
>>29227361
How come Rarity does all these things with her hooves
>>29227379
because she's a lady
>>29227379
because if she doesn't, who will?
>>29227363
For some reason I find this fucking disgusting.
>>29227403
this is a very rarity thread
>>29227410
What if the cuddler is a cute filly/mare/stallion?
>>29227413
Would you have it any other way?
>>29227375
as silly as the redundancy is, it's useful to have cour and season as terms because of weird programming conventions
so if it's a cour you know that it's a weekly for 3 months but a season might be 1-4 cours, depending (though usually not longer than 2)
>>29227423
The feels..
Poor Snowblind
>>29227434
Where's the one where she takes off?
>>29227417
No less disgusting.
Would you cuddle a professional filly cuddler?
>>29227445
This is all I've got, sorry
>>29227434
This is just perfect.
what if too many rarities
>>29227456
>>29227445
Right here
>>29227456
it would be wonderful
>>29227456
There's never too many Rarities
>>29227254
because anything I take in interest in goes into eternal hiatus and dies
>>29227467
ahahaha perfect thanks, anon
guys!
help!
I can't stop thinking about dickgirls.
>>29227482
have you considered thinking about dickboys?
https://derpibooru.org/1287122?
>>29227482
>>29227489
but that's gaaaaaay
>>29227482
im sorry youre a fag
may i suggest suicide
>>29227456
No such thing.
>>29227481
Glad I could helpand that I posted it before anyone else
Help
The Rarities
They're in my head
They're telling me the things
>>29227526
DO THE THINGS ANON
SUDDENLY:
CUTE HORSES
>>29227564
Great outfit.
>>29227577
That's not a Rarity
Rarity is a very fatty pony.
>>29227577
we were already posting cute horses though
>>29227580
exactly
>>29227577
pony is surprised
>>29227588
mission accomplished
>>29227584
>filename
>>29227584
>>29227629
Too Many Raritys
>>29227629
Just Enough Rarities
>>29227648
I demand a retrial on your too many Dashes
>>29227564
>looks great with muting colors
>looks great with complementary colors
How does she does it?
>>29227375
>24 episodes
damn son
>>29227651
oh come on, I love that joke!
>>29227648
Ain't no such thing as enough Rarities.
>>29227673
NoRarities.
>>29227685
>>29227685
replace with other horses
>>29227685
delete this
>>29227684
I will say she's not nearly as bad as I used to think she is, though.
I am going to MARRY the Rarity horse!
>>29227715
I'll take ityou the best
>>29227715
hooray???
>>29227720raritydressexpansion
>>29227715
Eh, I'd have to ignore the Zombie Cookie episode and the terrorism episode.
>>29227721
post the abstract one
I lost my shit the last thread it was posted
>>29227720
Prepare to get cucked then
>>29227669
Netflix money.
Seeing this is Trigger and the animation is not exactly as detailed as it was in the movies, I think we've got a lot to be excited about yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7zg6MO7Dbs
>>29227738
>you will never browse the Pee Gees under the influence
Woe Is Me
>>29227734
lewd
>>29227726
listen bud, I've got a reputation to maintain - I can't just out and say "I like Rainbow Dash, she's been a pretty great horse lately" - do you know what they'd DO to me?
>>29227724th-thank
>>29227734
please don't remind me
Pony has developed an unhealthy obsessed with a fictional character.
>>29227768
is it me
>>29227758
You'd have to turn in your Apple card.
>Rarity thread
>this wasn't posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>>29227750
I'm no SEA but that was me and I really found it too funny without taking anything
>>29227780
there's absolutely no reason why you can't have both an apple card and a blue card
Hey guys what's up?
>>29227778
Anon, stop posting.
You don't exist.
>>29227789
There is if Apple is his waifu. If any other pony or person is held in equal regard, he has to turn in his waifu card.
>>29227787
Yeah, wasn't saying you were, those abstract edits just get a little trippy
>>29227734
what if it wasn't rarity
>>29227758
REMEMBER
>>29227780
I'm just not ready to do that yet
>>29227813
oh, well that's just expansion/growth via magical dress, which is okayand/or Really Good Stuff- I thought you meant Rarity in a dress that is expanding
>>29227721
Elliot is it you?
>>29227810
>>29227858
Found it
>>29199914
>>29227813
>dress expansion as "expansion via dress"
I suppose it's a neat riff on the shrinking dress fetish with some extra macro stuff added
>>29227834
Wouldn't that just be Rarity in a dress that makes her shrink without the dress shrinking along with her?
>>29227813
Oh I meant like the dress gets super big and frilly
>>29227917
it'd be similar until she has to deal with the giant dress laying around
>>29227932
Magic makes clean up a lot easier.
Also the intervention of whomever supplied her with the shrinky-dress.
>>29227917
not really? one results in a tiny pony, the other results in a huge dress. For the purposes of the process itself, they'd seem similar, but they have different outcomes.
Anyone remember the site WWWF Grudge Match?
>>29227949
Maybe you should draw up a comparison, Goat. Visual aids are a great help in understanding things.
Werent those two bots on that stream talking about dress expansion yesterday?
>>29227932
>Rarara having problems to deal with a dress
What a silly post
Pony says you're always super special and that's why are here with her.
Exhibit A: a silly pony
I got you a late Christmas present
>>29228054
Who's a silly pony?
>>29228054
Can confirm. That is a silly pony.
>>29228080
>>29228079
l-lyra? what have they done to you?
>>29228079
It's my favorite Set Funny Pony™!
>>29228079
Bootleg horses deserve just as much love as real horses but they have to stay in their rooms when we're having guests over.
Trixie's real name is Patricia.
>>29228116
pony is okay with that
>>29228085
Do you want to be a silly pony?
>>29226109
>>29228079
>>29228095
That's clearly a bootleg Medley.
>>29228153
>>29228136
can any of us truly be a silly pony?
>>29228138
we get it, Flitter lets you touch her butt
>>29228163
yeah, I can
remember? I called dibs
The colts say they're gonna build a giant pillow fort and no fillies allowed.
>>29227979
This is true, and as I am somewhat of an expert in this field, I hope this simple-to-understand diagram helps clear the waters some.
Apple added for scale.
the fillies have been training to be pillow sappers
>>29228213
Thanks sensei
>>29228171
And Cloudchaser.
>>29228213
Hey, alright
>>29228202
What about fillies (male)?
Hope y'all aint lookin
>>29228213
>>29228252
do male fillies have dicks, or is that feminine colts
>>29228213
This is great and I love it
>>29228279
>>29228259
>>29228238
>>29228216
I'm glad we had this talk. Thank you all for your time.
>>29228260
feminine colts, silly
>>29228213
But how big is the apple?
>>29228298
male fillies aren't allowed in but feminine colts are fine
>>29228260
>>29228298
Are we talking about feminine penises?
https://derpibooru.org/471641
>>29228300
An apt question! Apples ARE known for their rather imposing statures, but for the purpose of this exercise, the apple shown is normal pony size. Here is another example of this apple, where you can see she is the standard pony height of roughly five glasses of chocolate milk tall.
>>29227254
because my ebook library still has a dozen unread books in it and those take priority
also fanfic writer have the nasty habit of abandoning the project before they are done with it
>>29228322
why
why would she do that
>>29228327
she's been possessed by the spirit of twily
hence the cutie mark
What's so great about fillies, anyways?
>>29228321
dont know if unf
>>29228322
Goat draw the mane six with realistic bodies like AJ is taller and muscular and Pank is chubby and such.
>>29228344
they're like mares but smaller and more exciting
>>29228344
you can fill them
>>29228367
I kinda did that once in a commission already, actually! I might do it some other time for fun, but that's always something I love to see artists do.
>>29228351
It's a guilty unf, but a good unf.
When you're getting the tub ready make sure you don't add water above the fill(y) line.
>>29228321
This artist is silly.
>>29228401
>>29228413
>lube for a blowjob
>>29228411
>get into the tub
>it's full of bubbles so you can't see anything below the water
>thinking you're alone, you start cleaning your hair
>suddenly, half the head of a filly emerges from the water
>she has her eyes locked on you and seems very interested in what you're doing
What do?
>>29228413
>lube for a bj
what the hell
>>29228434
>>29228445
When you're as big as shindig is, you need lube for just about everything.
>>29228453
>"Sorry guys, this week's O&O session is cancelled, I used the last of my lube this morning and haven't had a chance to stock up."
>>29228393
With what?
>>29228413
That artist is a trainwreck
So who volunteers to explain what waifus are to the Mane 6?
>>29228547
mine i snot among them so I can do it
>>29228561
>mine i snot among them
fucking gross
>>29225971
>>29228649
Though I have fun posting here and generally enjoy my time. I often worry about the level of mental illness I am casually exposing myself to.
>>29227858
mr. robot/MLP crossover when
>>29228649
You can probably use that as biological weapon. Just open it and watch everyone retch to death from the smell
>>29228649
>>>29226847
>he actually told someone irl about this
>and the other person hasn't immediately sent him to a mental ward
is that what true friendship is?
>>29228649
Filly.
Mature mares
This is gay furry fandom.
>>29228884
>FS voted three times
>Tia
Celie!
>>29228915
>Lulu
>>29228872
Fillies >>> mares.
>>29228925
>>29228934
What if we took a filly and a mare and combined them?
>>29228213
Sir, are you horsing on an expired license?
Don't you know the penalty for these things?
>>29228948
you'd have a mare and a half
>>29228954
oh yeah, that
I'll, uh, get that forg--renewed as soon as I can
>>29228973
you're starting to suspect that pony has a counterfeit human license
Feeling shitty so I'm going to post a Fluttershy.
>>29229006
what's SHE gonna do about it, anyways?
>>29229033
have another Fluttershy, then - she's a good pony to post when you're feeling down.
>>29229033
same but with Dash
Filly is beefing it super hard in her first AGDQ run
>>29229046
She's a cop with minimal training in a high pressure situation. Hmm.
the ponies are drunk again
>>29229055
Dash is a nice ponewith terrible episodes
>>29229094
This is okay.
>>29229033
hope you feel better soon guy
>>29229112
You say that now...
>>29229128
>Fluttershy will never call you a faggot
didn't you guys say that the first episode of LWA aired?
>>29229144
Because you keep turning me down.
>>29229144
I don't even have friends.
>>29229144
Do I look like a normalfag?
>>29229128
I want to fight Fluttershy.
>>29229144
I have yet to find a pastel mare in this world
>>29229144
Been too busy taking lessons from Dash.
>>29229144
>girlfriend
>not marefriend
Reeeeeeee
>>29229144
I completely lost any and all interest with relationships with people, more so IRL people
>>29229144
>liking girls
what are you, gay, anon?
Filly's radioactive.
Radioactive.
https://derpibooru.org/1335437
>>29229168
He even has a set of butt wings.
Jeez what an overachiever.
>>29229143It did.
>>29229206Where can I find it?
>>29229196
At first I didn't like this, but then I realized Pinkie is probably hanging upside down for the express purpose of blowing raspberries with her huge ugly anthro titties and now its kind of cute in a weird way
I wish I could wake up to a stallion bro sucking me off
How could I arrange for something like that?
>>29229150
Filly is not for waifu.
>>29229216
ask politely, probably
https://derpibooru.org/1108121
>>29229216
Maybe take som initiative and be the human bro waking him up by sucking him off. After that he'd probably want to return the favor.
>>29229215
>huge ugly anthro titties
anon, there are no ugly titties.
all titties are beautiful in their own special way.
>>29229144
I'm really awkward and I make people uncomfortable
>>29229240
I tried that
but now he wakes me up by shoving his dick in my mouth
which isn't all that bad, considering
What makes you love ponies, MLPG?There's something special about their faces to me.
>>29229144
I am much too apathetic for life, filly.
>>29229255
I don't see what the problem is
You get a hard horsecock in your mouth
He gets to shoot his juicy load down your throat
Everyone wins
>>29229278
They're cute, peaceful and can display emotion really well (ears, tail)
Basically everything I'm not
>>29229278
They're incredibly fuckable in terms of their adorable, tight and curvy little bodies and cute, innnocent personalities
Lauren did good when she designed them
>>29229304
Agreed, their body emotions are great
>>29229304
>ears
you fucking said it bro
Have you ever had the urge to pony but lacked the drive to pony?
>>29229334
I always want to pony
but i can't do it all the time
>>29229334
No since I got my driver's license
>mare
>>29229348
I fucking love that little mane sprout
>>29229360
does
does she need help
The fillies deserve better.
>>29229382
I already bought them the tea set they asked for
What else do they want?
I'm feeling like shit so I'm going to bed early. Good Night everyone.
>>29229380
it's the way
she flies to yooooouapple eater
>>29229360
Knock it off you filthy horse.
>>29229278
Shit man, pony doesn't know. All she knows is that she's a humble ass pony with a big ass dick.
>>29229380
Yep just grab two handfuls of applebuns and lift
>>29229404
>>29229334
no, that's one of the only things I'm always motivated to do
>>29229404
she's trying to remember the basics of SPC(Silly Pony Combat)
>>29229348
Grown mares can be cute too
Practicing sex with your stallion buddy so you'll be ready for when you get marefriends
>>29229390Your love.
>>29229433
it's going to be really embarrassing the first time you hook up with a mare that doesn't have a giant dick
you'll have no idea how to pleasure her
>>29229348
That episode had lots of adorable new background pones
>>29229434
I've warned filly about saying that gay shit in this house.
>>29229406
Minimum wage service job ponies standing behind a counter looking annoyed is my fetish
>>29229278
Cloven hooves, fuzzy beards and short tails. Plus they can climb anything.
What's not to like?
>>29229278
It's under a mix of furries plus anime girls. You have large eyes that show emotion better and create easier to see symmetry in facial structure, unobtrusive nose, ears and a tail that help display emotion more clearly, smooth skin, and young aesthetics (for the most part). All of these features show youth and female vertility and make men want to fuck them for procreation because they are biologically suitable for such showing healthiness and positive genes.
>>29229451
>secretary
>minimum wage
>>29229452
WAIT
A
FUCKING
MINUTE
>>29229458
What?
>>29229472
I'm going to hug this unidentifiable animal
Coco is cute. CUTE!
>>29229496
>>29229397
feel better flutterfriend
>>29229452
something's not right here
>>29229531
you're just thinking that because usually a filename of that sort is used for trickery
in this case it's a double-reverse trick because they actually are perfectly normal
I don't like like ponies
>>29229538
Indeed. Nothing but normal ponies here.
>>29229546
because you looooove~ them?
Post your CMC power rankings
Ponies broke into my house and stole my cookies.
>>29229611
AB > SB > Scoots
>>29229611
Sweetie
Babs
AB
Scootawho
>>29229611
In general I don't really like the CMC, but within them:
1. Scootaloo
2: Sweetie
Power gap
3. AB
>>29229611
Sweetie>AB>Scootaloo
>>29229611
they're all shit
>>29229655
But they're cute fillies
Which one is cuter, MLPG?
>>29229672
they're both supercute
>>29229671You're a cute filly, Lyra
>>29229683
She's a mare, not a filly.
>>29229672
Spoony obviously
Apparently I have no pictures of her though
>>29229690
She's also taken.
>>29229611
SC>SB>AB
>>29229690
She's sad
Mabe she wants to be the filly
>>29229672
Silvie is cuter but DT is sexier
She can dom me any time, anywhere
>>29229700
By who
Who'd just take innocent mares
>>29229713
We can always turn her into a filly. Filly Lyra. Fillyra.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fillyra
>>29229724
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boops
>>29229700
Bon Bon is just her best friend.
>>29229738
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""friend""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Filly whip nae nae'd all over your bedroom.
>>29229722
Who knows. They're just so grabbable.
>>29229749
filly is going to prison
>>29229738
Who she also makes out with a lot and has passionate lesbian horse sex with
Just gals being pals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOI
>Noi is the Thai word for little
>>29229749
Is she good?
You come home late at night, turn the lights on, and see this. What do you do?
>>29229771
How could I be lost in my own house, Twilight?
>>29229771
Ah yes, the monochrome disembodied pony head.
We meet again.
>>29229778
she's annexed it
it's her house now
>>29229749
Filly is going to jail
>>29229771
This is my home
>>29229771
Tell her to get her yellow friend over here instead
>>29229771
that is a very purple cat
>>29229771
Pick her up and crawl into my bed to be used as a cuddle pillow.
>>29229771
This is my house bookhorse get the fuck outUnless you want to cuddle
>>29229761
Lesbian love is seriously so sweet
Well if both girls are cute
>>29229769
NOI PONY
>>29229769
>Noi is the family name for one of the most respected families in Ghana
I have a feeling one of the Ghanaian Nois just put that in there
>>>29229761
>horn cum
What the fuck is this literal sorcery
>>29229769
Why is she so perfect?
>>29229830
magic orgasms bro
>>29229808
>>29229841
I said if BOTH girls are cute
>>29229830
Well shit that didn't work out did it
>>29229830
how do you think lesbian butt-babbies happen?
Lyrabon just makes me feel really happy
Is it true you can get high if you lick a fillies' back?
>>29229830
>he's never licked/sucked his horse girlfriend's horn
>his horse girlfriend has never shot her magic down his throat
Are you even pleasing her?
>>29229830
Sucking on a unicorn horn has the risk of blowing your mind.
Seriously, it's like a 12 gauge slug going through your skull.
>>29229897
Ponies are too cute to hurt people seriously, even accidentally.
At worst you'd just get a bunch of smoke pour out of your ears.
Now I kinda want to suck Sweetie's horn to a squeaky little fillygasm
>>29229879
It was the best part of Slice of Life.
>>29229918
>It lasts all day.
>Ponies know what you did.
>You whore.
What are some fun and casual nonsexual activities you can do with your stallion bros that won't end up in mind blowing gay orgy?
>>29229952
Hoofball.
With only occasional rump patting.
>>29229952
I don't understand the question
>>29229952
Golf
Nothing sexy ever happens in golf
>>29229952
Picking up mares.
>>29229966
sounds like you've never been fucked in a golf cart
>>29229976
Golf is for fucking losers
>>29229982
>am a loser
>want to get fucked by stallions
maybe golf is the sport for me
>>29229966
It's a game all about counting strokes and putting balls in holes
What if your bro helps you with your swing and you feel his hot horsedick on your back? What then
>>29229984
You can do much better than losers, anon.
Get some cool stallion dick.
>>29229996
>What if your bro helps you with your swing
He's a horse
>>29229998
Why is that mouth so fucking adorable
In a nonsexual way
Ok maybe I'd stick my dick in there while he blows on it like a saxophone for a little just as a joke between buds
>>29230009
If he has a golf cutiemark he's probably way better at it than me
>>29229952
Shooting guns, and having a mind blowing gay orgy.
Wait, FUCK.
>>29230016
>just as a joke between buds
k
>>29230024
>sniping in a prone position
A stallion lies down right on top of you with his hot hard superlong cock along your buttcrack, trying to make you miss
>>29230027
You don't get sexual humor and pranks between totally straight friends
They involve a lot of penises and mouths
>>29230034
>He cums all over your scope.
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
>>29230050
Ha ha
Maybe I'll suck his cock when he's at the shooting range just to make him lose focus
>>29229952
Jack off together to some mare porn
That never ends up turning into gay stuff
>have to restart my computer
>open foobar to listen to sick tunes
>error message
>something about not being able to read the theme file
>hit ok
>another thing about configuration
>try again or ok doesn't work
>"abort will do bad shit"
>hit abort
>destroys theme
>easy fix, just re-import the theme I have (default theme re-arranged)
>all my fucking playlists are 0:00
>all of them
>rest and have to make them all over
>I use the fucking default them and foobar2000 managed to fail loading it after a restart of my computer
I am a mixture of nuclear anger and sadness
>>29230054
>he is perfectly calm
>even after multiple orgasms, he's perfectly on target
>asks if you can come with him more often
>>29230054
It's totally a competition to see who can cause the other to get the worst grouping by sucking their cocks.
[Muffled filly noises]
>>29230079
[Content filly noises]
>>29230066
What? Playlists are separate files that have nothing to do with themes, why would it wipe all the data files...
>>29230066
>Abort will do bad shit.
>You hit abort.
What were you expecting...
>>29230088
I wish I could fucking tell you, anon, because I'm still wondering the same thing
>>29230090
I expected aborting it would just fuck with components, not playlists, because they're completely unrelated to the problem f2k was apparently having
>>29230096
The only good thing that happens with aborting things is lack of fear of child support.
>>29230099
I've asked you a thousand times not to sit like that, especially in the morning.
>>29230087
Why is she the best?
>>29230111
>filly keeps being a little shit and playing with your morning wood
>>29230114
She can't fly away, and has the best adoptive sister.
>>29230115
>Filly has to go to school with the Filly Cone.
>>29230096
>>29230066
have you considered letting Winamp in to your life?
>>29230125
deprecated
>>29230121
Holy shit, those are the worst possible things to list as positives. The poor thing will eventually fly and bluecunt blows.
>>29230099
[angry filly noises]
>>29230125
>not musicbee
>>29230130
just because it hasn't been updated in ~three years doesn't mean it's bad software
>>29230140
don't even look at me if you're not going to post seriously
>>29230151
Musicbee is infinitely better than winamp
>>29230153
I might think winamp is deprecated, but there's no need to shitpost
Would you hang out with him?
BATTLECORNS
Are fillies above the law?
>>29230198
*battiecorn
>>29230198
>>29230160
Yes
Maybe give him a brojob or two
>All this music talk.
Great, now I want to fiddle with my guitar I don't know how to play.
>>29230216
The only thing one should fiddle is fillies.
>>29229519
Why are there four 4's in her mane?
How do you perform an exorcism on a filly?
Quick responses are appreciated.
>>29230216
I should really set up my keyboard. I've probably forgotten how to play the few pony songs I did know.
well, i've made all the playlists again, as accurate to the order I had them as I could. I used screenshots of the playlists (dated fucking february of last year) and the modification history of my music folder after the latest additions to it.
My Blue Hearts, Prodigy, Weezer, and other playlists are back to where they should be and safe. I now have foo_jesus, but how can I save my playlists altogether to a file just in case?
>>29230222
You need a young mare and an old mare.
Preferably Celestia.
>>29230227
you can't save a playlist as a file?
what quality software you have there
>>29230244
Individual playlists, yes, but I want to have a file that contains the data for all of my playlists
>>29230228
>Celestia
>old
I think the word you're looking for is "ancient".
>>29230261
She has a competitor for that title.
>>29230279
I need to watch The Last Unicorn again
>>29230279
ladies please
you're both pretty and majestic and wonderful
>>29230291
But which one's more fuckable?
>>29230291
But they're fighting over who's the majestical-est and wonderful-est.
>>29230295
I'm obviously biased, but probably the pink one
>>29230296
oh
right
>>29230295
>>29230296
That would be Celestia, clearly.
>>29230295
>>29230296
well that's easy to answer
it'sunico, unico is the best
>>29230296
>Twilight gets a letter requesting she resolves this matter.
>>29230279
I mean, the last unicorn girl is a cheap tease.
>>29230326
>Twilight replies that the answer is obvious
>>29230326
Nah, they'd have to go to a neutral third party.
Uni the unicorn would be called in.
>>29230334
Or they would plop Anon in the middle of a field and see who he went too, like a dog deciding owners.
Several treats and cutesy calls would be involved.
>>29230332
>Sweating Shining Armor Internsifies.
>>29230332
Literally perfect in every way.
>>29230368
Yeah, a perfect shitstorm
I heard you can swim with the fillies for a nominal fee.
Bird fillies
>>29230342
>treats and cutesy calls
>not lewd propositions and twerking
At this rate some random earth pony is going to walk by, flick her tail and be declared the winner
>>29230448
And thus the great catfight begins.
>>29230448
dude if Princess Celestia offered me a candy bar I would absolutely accept
>>29230462
But she doesn't hep run a candy store like Ponks.
>>29230448
>Noi walks by
>Anon screams her name, chases after her
Is Applebloom the Yamcha of the CMC?
>>29230480
What makes you say that?
colt's sorry
>>29230497
What'd that little shit do now?
>>29230534
Paid all of your bills and set you on a correct financial path.
>>29230546
I was saving that financial irresponsibility for later
oh well, at least he apologized
Your princess commands you to rub her belly.
>>29230561
so shall it be
http://www.webm.land/w/nlwF/
Bouncy bouncy!
>>29230567
That not right.
>>29230440
Is Gabby legal?
I want to have some really happy, enthusiastic sex with her.
>>29230567
>>29230571
imagine those nipples just rubbing up and down on your face
>>29230492
abby was adorable as a pest exterminator
i want a video game based on that scenario
>>29230574
haha
>>29230556
He also used your credit info to buy 20 kilos of ice cream.
the supplier ran out when I went to make my usual order
I hope these "fillee tastees" can suffice in the meantime
no
>>29230572
I doubt that's the kind of detail she cares about. As long as she can make you happy, she's more than okay with it.
>>29230601
this pony looks like she wants to touch me
>>29230605
fuck yeah
pawjob here i cum
i am just going to leave this here
please don't molest or put in girly outfits
this means you, flitter and cloud chaser
Do you think ponies enjoy getting high?
>>29230632
I'm going to kiss him and make him feel like a boy
Would you love an OC?
>>29230652
My headcanon is that equestria's completely drug-free, not even caffeine
>my horsecock arrived
I've made a huge mistake
>>29230695
Phrasing.
>>29230682
Rarity was drinking coffee in Sweet and Elite
>>29230695
pics pls
>>29230712
Ponk butt
>>29230652
are you kidding me
why do you think twilight is always going over to zecora's for her "special tea"
>>29230716
whacha gonna do with all that ponk inside that tronk
>>29230723
I'd honk that ponk.
it's all but confirmed this is the new movie style art
what do you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPqUQSq8-8
>>29230712
http://imgur.com/a/xNn4c
>>29230730Good lord he's thick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToGOctbCBxU
SEE THIS
WHAT DO
>>29230727
>Actually making new molds for new toys
Welp, this just confirms that Hasbro really has no plans of ending the show anytime soon
>>29230730
fucking unf
would love to see a video in action
>>29230727
>movie style art when the old toys couldn't even pull off the show properly.
Yeah, I doubt that.
Though if there is any truth to it, I guess we can expect them to upscale the other M6 to Twilight.
The big mouths are from S6.
>pic related
>>29229278
>>29230744
Call burdened, we've just found him a friend.
>>29230756
it's not 100% perfect, but they were definitely trying to make them look more like the movie style ponies
>>29230751
I don't think I'm going to do that
>>29230744
What parent says "yes, yes this is what my children will enjoy"?
>>29230730
are you a grill?
>>29230730
What person says "yes, yes this is what my butthole will enjoy"?
>>29230774
Anon, did you look at the second picture
should i buy a plushie? y/n
pony?
>>29230783
yes and no
>>29230783
>can't buy that AJ anymore
I'm so sad.
>>29230787
Definitely
Slowed to a crawl in the last few hours, what happened
>>29230829
>not the last image
What the hell, man.
>>29230829
slep
>>29230825
Slut.
>>29230837
A cuddleslut.
>>29230879
>>29230879
>>29230879
Would Fluttershy appreciate ice sculptures of swans and such?
>>29230820
here you go ponefriend, it's $21.99
https://www.amazon.com/4th-Dimension-Little-Applejack-Plush/dp/B00RGFTGKW/
Pony has arrived