RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

First for 'cows are disgusting and your inflated tit fetish is too'

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>>29201916
>Thinks his 'first' post means anything without digits

>>29201946
Ti...Tiddies...

>>29201916
>big breasts
>"inflated tit fetish"
Literal faggot.

>>29201989
Monster truck tires don't count as tits Anon.

>Be Spike in Equestria
>Twiggles is trying to cook
>You do not approve
>She is for books
>Not for baking
>You tried to tell her this but she used her magic to put you outside
>You are still trying to get back in
>You think the chimney is your best bet
>It's not like you'll get trapped in there and need rescuing
>Chimney is definitely the correct option
>You begin to climb
>You pass the locked windows
>And the locked skylights and air vents
>And pry off the cover from the chimney
>It's a bit snug, but you can squirm into the hole
>You make your way down the smoke filled pipe
>And come to a corner
>You try and fail to wriggle through the corner
>You can't go backwards and you can't go forwards
>Now you're stuck
>You hear Twilight yelling about smoke
>Fuck.

>>29202034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vXxWhPlcYK

>>29202107
Good boy, you get a good boy point.

>>29201872
Pencil-rgre's lewd pics from last thread in one collected post baby

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>>29202107
Your accent is perfect for that
Yes please

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>>29201946
>>29201975
TIDDIES

ponko would love minotauresses

and human women

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>>29202196
>minotaur girlfriend comes to town to visit
>as soon as she steps off the train penka rockets into her breasts and nuzzles her face back and forth

>>29202034

>You're Spike.
>Of course you're Spike.
>Who else would you be?
>Anon?
>Anon is busy.
>So you're Spike, fuck you.
>Also you're sitting in the middle of a burning library right now.
>Why?
>Because you can swim in lava, you don't give a fuck about fire.
>Why the library is burning?
>You clear your throat and do your best Twilight impression.
"No Spike, this is perfectly safe Spike, I've done this hundreds of times Spike, why is the floor burning Spike?"
>You lazily flip the page of a not-yet-burning book.
>Twilight is screaming intelligently in the background.
>Once again you clear your throat and do the Twig.
"No Spike, fighting fire is a mares job! Now sit down and wait until you're rescued."
>And that's why you are sitting in a burning library right now.
>You also took all the magic crystals out of the fire alarms a few days ago as a snack.

>>29202196
>Anon ends up captured by slavers upon arriving in Equestria
>Purchased by a representative of some head of state
>Said head of state gives Anon to Princess Celestia as a gift
>Celestia graciously accepts the gift, Anon becomes her personal snugglebunny

>>29202107
Too much lip smacking.

>>29202230
Whoops, didn't mean to quote 196-san

>>29202228
Spike being tired of being treated like he's made of glass is a good thing that we need more off.

>>29202231
I'll try to keep that in mind for the next one

>>29202187
T-thanks, y-you too

>>29202228
pfffffft, this is great.

We need more RGRE Spike

Old Thread, since OP forgot to link it

>>29187714

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>>29202228
I suddenly realized how much I need a Spike in rgr Equestria story.

He's a literal dragon, hardly anything can hurt him. The only female who doesn't treat him like a baby made of glass being Ember.

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Hey, I got more Sham-purplesmart

>>29202336
>Because of the... nature of your filthiness, you didn't mess around when you got in Sunset's bathroom
>You undressed, tossed your ruined boxers into the trash and took the bag out of the wastebin, tied the opening shut, and tossed it onto the floor so you’d be able to get it later, and hopped into the shower
>Making sure you scrubbed everything thoroughly so that you weren't cum-covered anymore, you hopped out of the shower, dried off, and dressed
>Thankfully, you had been such a sperg that you had stuffed your duffle bag with enough clothes to last you for ten days, so you were good in that department
>...
>Though, if it was going to keep snowing as bad as it had the other day you might find yourself running pretty short
>You might not live THAT far away but you sure as heck weren't going to walk the whole way home in two feet of snow with nothing but some tennis shoes
>Hmmm...
>Hopefully Sunset would let you use her washer and drier...
>Shuffling out of the bathroom, your hair soaking wet, you made your way downstairs, your clothes in one hand and the bag that had your ruined boxers in the other
>First things first, before you went and did anything else, you needed to make sure that no one ever saw these undies again
>After that you were going to attempt one of the most romantic things that a person could do for another
>You were going to make breakfast
>...
>And hopefully that actually is a romantic gesture and not something that you just made up because you can't into women...
>Disposing your boxers was easy
>You just tossed the bag into the garbage bag into the trash can in the kitchen and tossed some papers towels over that sucker
>No one would find it in there
>So, other than Sunset, who would no doubt tease you about it until you were ready to crawl into somewhere cramped and dark so you could die, your secret was safe

>>29202345
>...Probably
>Dusting your hands off from a job well done, you turned toward the fridge
>Alright!
>Time to make something tasty that the girls would enjoy!
>...
>Hopefully they liked pancakes, because that was the only breakfast food that you could make...
>You began searching through the cabinet doors and the fridge for everything that you needed
>Fortunately Sunny kept a well stocked kitchen
>There was every spice and baking ingredient in the book in these cabinets
>Salt, pepper, baking powder, yeast, jasmine, even some saffron and a jar of preserved truffles
>Unfortunately everything seemed to be placed haphazardly
>Wet ingredients were mixed in with the dry ones
>There was bleach and soap sitting next to the bags of sugar and flour
>The vanilla extract was hidden behind an assortment of mystery jars labeled "STUFF"
>One of the drawers was half filled with small towels and what looked like voodoo dolls
>It was nonsense
>Chaos
>You didn't even cook at home and you knew that this was bullshit
>Still, dad didn't raise no quitter, so you dove right into the mess with your shoulders squared and your chin up
>You might have kinda fucked up your day right out of the gate, but this would make it better!
>You could feel it in your bones!
>It took some looking, but eventually you managed to find the flour and the baking soda and eggs and everything else that was required to make pancakes
>You had no idea if the girls wanted anything in their pancakes--chocolate chips, blueberries, or something like that-- but you decided to go old school and just make plain old pancakes
>If they really wanted something you could either make a new batch or they could just sprinkle the stuff right on the pancake
>But you figured they'd be fine with the plain ones
>What kind of person didn't enjoy a classic after all?
>After everything was found and set out on the counter, it was simply a matter of finding a mixing bowl and a pan and you would be good to go

>>29202356
“No, no, not there… What the hell is a rubber chicken doing in there...?”
>You found both the bowl and the pan after another minute of looking, and with a whisker and a spatula--which were in a cabinet right next to a box of fruity pebbles for some reason-- you were good to go
>Tossing the pan onto the stove and putting it at a medium-high flame, you began to mix the ingredients
>Dry stuff with dry stuff, wet with wet
>You might have failed home ec twice, but you knew enough about cooking to know that
"Alright, alright, remember not to mix it the whole way. If you mix it too much you won't get a fluffy pancake," you muttered to yourself as you stirred. "And pancakes that aren't fluffy suck shit..."
>You hoped the girls liked these...
>...
>Wait, was there any syrup in the fridge?
>There fucking better be...
>You're not going to go through all this trouble if there's no syrup
>...
>But what if there wasn’t?
>You already went through all the trouble of getting all of this stuff…
>It wasn’t like you could just toss all of this shit in the garbage…
>...
>Wait...
>Didn't people eat pancakes with other stuff?
>Fruit, jam, things like that?
>Maybe, if there wasn't any syrup in the fridge or anywhere else, you could just use something like that
>Yeah...
>That'd be fine...
>There was no reason to start getting flipped out over pancakes...
>The girls you were making these for where your GIRLFRIENDS
>You had snuggled with them
>You had kissed and kissed them
>Hell, you had even fucked Sunset’s thighs not ten minutes ago...
>...
>But dry pancakes fucking sucked though...
>You couldn't--
>"A-Anon?"
>Somehow, by the grace of some high power, you did not jump six feet into the air and yell and scream and send the bowl of batter in your hands through the air
>You just stiffened, yanking the whisk in your hand upward a bit and getting a bit of batter on yourself

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>>29202366
>Thank goodness...
>Whipping your head around, you saw Twilight standing not half a foot away from you, a blush on her face
>...
>Say something
>...
>Stop your gawking and say something to your girlfriend, you putz
"...You can use chocolate syrup in the fridge of there isn't any maple syrup anywhere."
>The second that the words left your mouth your nose scrunched up
>...What?

>You couldn't help but keep giggling to yourself as you laid there on your bedroom floor
>Your sides ached, there were tears streaming down your face, and your couldn't quite catch your breath even now
>Twi had tickled the SHIT out of you
>She had tickled you until you hadn't been able to beg for forgiveness, or even breathe for that matter
>She had tickled you until you were a hare’s breath from peeing yourself, then she had tickled you even more
>...
>Still worth it though...
>With a happy little hum, you rolled onto your side
>The door to your bedroom was wide open, allowing you to see in the hallway
>If you listened carefully, you could heard your mighty alpha frantically brushing her teeth in your bathroom
>The filly had been in there for the last ten minutes, scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing to make sure when she gave Anon that good morning smooch that her breath wouldn't be funky
>She shouldn't be worrying about that now though
>What she should be worrying about is scrubbing her teeth so hard that she fucked up her gums
>Morning breath might have been one thing, but you didn't know a stallion alive that liked to kiss someone with blood in their mouths...
>Giggling again, you pulled your shirt down over your poor, abused tummy

>>29202378
>Joking aside, you were sure everything would go great
>Even though she was an overexcitable nerd, Twi would knock whatever she was going to do out of the park
>Though you didn’t expect that whatever she was going to do was going to be all that complicated
>She'd run down there, give Nonny a smooch on the cheek, and do something adorable like blush and stutter or say something silly
>Simple as that
>You doubted that she'd give him a Prench kiss
>She nearly had a heart attack when the two of you did it after all...
>Your nostrils flared
>Through the overwhelming scent of Anon's musk, you could detect someone else's arousal
>A certain little princess if you weren't mistaken…
>Heh…
>It looked like someone liked throwing their weight around a little more that you thought…
>You were going to have to remember that for later...
>Giggling again, you rolled away from the bed and onto your stomach
>Just as you were about to nuzzle your cheek into your carpet, the bathroom door was thrown open, revealing your red-faced herd sis
>Her chest was puffed out, you noticed, and her brow was furrowed
>You perked up
>Oh?
>Was someone giving themselves a pep talk in the bathroom...?
>Twi squared her shoulders
>She slapped her cheeks, mumbling something under her breath, before she made her way toward the stairs
>You found yourself grinning
>It looked like she was about to start whatever she had planned...
>You needed to see it
>As she made her way down the stairs you hopped to your feet
>Dusting yourself off and straightening your pajama bottoms, quietly crept out of the room and into the hallway
>Even though you wanted to see what was going to happen, you didn't want Twilight to see you
>If she saw you she might chicken out or, even worse, freeze
>And that was a BIG no-no
>If she chickened out she wouldn't do the cute thing
>And you wanted to see the cute thing

>>29202384
>So, channeling your inner gryphon--the filthy bird brains--you slinked toward the stairs as quietly as you could, ready to dive to the floor if your sis just so happened to look behind her
>Because you were a fucking ninja and you lived in the shadows!
>Believe it!
>When you reached the top of the steps, Twi was already at the bottom
>You had to hurry
>Knowing her she'd race down the hall and into the kitchen and do whatever she was going to do before you could see...
>Still trying your hardest to be quiet, you hurried down the stairs
>Come on Twi…
>Don’t jump the gun too soon...
>Poking your head into the hallway you could see your sis walking toward the kitchen
>Her movements were jerky and quick
>It looked like she didn't know what to do with her hands, and from all the other end of the hall you could see that she was blushing so hard that it was creeping around to the back of her neck
>You couldn't help but smile
>Aw...
>This was going to be cute...
>You could feel it in your bones...
>Crouching down nice and low, you followed behind her at a safe distance
>Just like that one guy with the eyepatch in those dumb video games that the other Twilight played...
>Solid Snap or something like that...
>Twi stopped just as before stepping into the kitchen
>You froze as she nervously looked around
>Her eyes widened when she looked toward your stove
>She hugged herself, biting her lip
>Hah...

>>29202392
>That must be where Anon is...
>You crouched down a little more as she squirmed, tugging at the bottom of her shirt and rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet
>Come on Twi!
>Work up that courage!
>Be brave, filly!
>You silently cheered as she took another step into the kitchen, then another, and another, before moving where you couldn't see her
>A smile came to your face as you stood back up
>There's a good girl...
>You go and get that colt!
>Nearly skipping down the hall, you stopped just short of the entry way and poked your head through
>Anon was standing next to the stove with one of your metal bowls under his arm
>Twi was behind him, her arms behind her back
>"A-Anon?" she said, in that nervous, cute way that made you want to go over there and give her teats a squeeze
>Anon stiffened
>You half-expected him to spaz out, but thankfully he didn’t
>He instead looked behind himself at your alpha
>His eyes widened, and you could see see a bit of surprise and panic on his face when he saw her standing there
>Your smile widened
>Here it co--
>"Y-You can use chocolate syrup in the fridge of there isn't any maple syrup anywhere..."
>And there it is!
>Anon immediately cringed, his nose scrunching up
>You had to cover your mouth to muffle your giggle
>Twi giggled as well, looking down at her feet
>...
>Sweet Celestia were the two of them cute...
>Anon, realizing that he had said something completely random and silly, did his best to recover
>And by that you meant he began stuttering and mumbling while he got redder and redder
>"I'm s-sorry! I was just--! the pancakes--! I can't--!"
>To your surprise he stopped after that, explosively sighing before putting the bowl and the whisk in his hands on the counter
>"...Good morning, Twi," he said
>Twi looked up from her feet and smiled at him
>You leaned forward a bit
>Here is comes!
>The cute thing was about to happen!

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>>29202400
>The purple dork quickly reached up, her face getting a little redder, and grabbed his collar with both hands
>She then got up on her tip-toes, leaned forward...
>And jammed her tongue right into his mouth
>...
>HELLO!
>THERE'S MUH FUCKING FILLY!
"Whoo! Get'em Twi!" you called, not able to help yourself
>You had been expecting a kiss, maybe a hug and a nuzzle
>But this?
>From shy little Twilight?
>Not in a million years
>And if you were surprised that was nothing compared to what Anon was no doubt feeling
>The second that Twi's tongue worked its way into his mouth the stallion's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates
>He stiffened and jerked back
>Twi, shutting her eyes tightly leaned with him, her tongue wildly wiggling
>"Thfmpfftmpf?!"
>Even from here you could see that Twi had no idea what she was doing
>You were pretty sure that she was trying to go for Anon's tongue, but because the stallion was bigger than her and was leaning back she couldn't quite get her tongue all the way into his mouth
>Because of this her wet muscle was just lapping at the colt's lips with a frantic vigor
>A blush exploded across Anon's face as he came to terms with what was happening to him
>You leaned a bit more into the kitchen, watching what was unfolding in front of you with excitement and a little concern
>No matter how proud you were of your sis at this moment, Prench kissing a guy, even a guy in this world, out of the blue like would be jarring for anyone
>And this was Anon
>The guy that passed out in front of women when they told him they liked him!
>What was going to happen?
>Was Anon going to freak out?
>Was Twi going to somehow screw the kiss up and end up headbutting him again?
>Was one of them going to do something totally impossible and silly, causing one of them to run up to your bedroom and hide because they were so embarrassed?

>>29202417
>...
>You hoped that it wasn’t that last one...
>You had a belly-full of that yesterday, thank you very much...
>To your surprise, nothing that you were expecting happened
>No one did anything cute or silly or funny
>Anon's bugged-out eyes snapped down to Twi's face
>He stared at her for a few seconds as she leaned up on her tippy toes, her tongue wiggling
>And then, something incredible happened
>Instead of freaking out, the stallion's facial expression softened
>He lifted up his arms and wrapped them around Twilight, whose eyes snapped opened in surprise
>Shutting his own eyes, he leaned forward and kissed her back
>Hello...
>Your eyes widened while Twi let out a squeak, which quickly turned into a happy, excited mewl
>The two had to lean back a bit as their noses smacked together, but after that little speed bump they were kissing like two normal people did
>Just like Twi, Anon had no idea what the hell he was doing
>You could see it in the way that he moved
>The jerkiness of his movements, the way he’d hesitate
>His tongue would slip out of Twi's mouth every once in awhile and accidently touch her lip or chin or cheek
>He would also occasionally pressing his lips against hers a little too hard, no doubt banging their teeth together
>Twi, meanwhile, still didn't know what to do with her hands, and her legs were awkwardly angled so that her knees were knocking together
>You could see that she was trying to mimic what you had done with her this morning, trying to kiss strategically and leaning back to lick Anon's lips, but the colt would just awkwardly lean with her and smack their noses against each other, ruining anything that she tried to do
>It was confused, awkward, and unsure
>Standing before you were two people that had completely no idea what the heck they were doing
>But it didn't matter
>This...
>This felt special...
>...
>Different...

>>29202336
I EAGERLY AWAIT THIS STORY EVERY DAY

>>29202423
>Twi eventually settled, and so did Anon
>She stopped trying to lean away from Anon and instead wrapped her arms around him
>You saw her tongue dipping into his mouth methodically, her tongue caressing his lovingly
>Anon responded in kind, his eyes opening to stare into hers
>The tension left their bodies as they looked into each other's eyes
>Their movements became smoother and easier
>They stopped looking like two pieces trying to fit together and more like a single... thing
>...
>They looked like a couple…
>The pride and excitement that had filled you fell away
>A tightness came to your chest, your breathing hitched
>Looking into Anon's eyes you saw... something
>Something that couldn't be practiced or staged or faked
>It was raw, pure; so intense that you could feel it all the way over here
>A pang of want filled you, and for some reason or another you found that you couldn't beat it down no matter how hard you tried
>...
>Huh...
>After about a minute of watching the two, a smile came to your face
>It looked like Twi didn't pick no fuck-and-runner after all…
>She actually went and found a guy worth keeping...
>Minutes passed as your sis and stallion explored each other's mouths
>Eventually they stopped using their tongues, simply kissing each other over and over and over again
>Even more minutes passed, until the two were just standing there, looking into each other's eyes and smiling while they panted
>A shy giggle eventually escaped Twi's mouth
>"G-Good morning, Nonny," she whispered, nuzzling Anon's cheek
>Anon's grip on her tightened
>"Good morning, Twi," he whispered back, giving her a little kiss on the nose
>HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
>You grunted in pain, clutching your heart while you used the wall as support
>By Celestia's sun...
>Your fucking heart...
>You closed your eyes, a quiet giggle escaping you
>That was the sweetest thing that you've ever seen in your life...

>>29202435
>Tears began to well up in your eyes, and because of it another giggle passed your lips
>What the heck was this?
>A mares-mare like you crying over kissing?
>You've sat on a guy's face
>You've had two guys spitroast you in the girl's locker room at school
>You've jerked off a guy in the middle of class!
>KISSING is too much for you...?
>Both Anon and Twi giggled, giving each other another little awkward peck
>You cracked open an eye to look at the two of them
>There were tears in both of their eyes
>You could barely seem them, but they were there
>All of you were crying over a stupid like make-out session
>...
>That wasn't just making out though...
>You've seen people kiss all of the time, and that’s not how you do it
>That...
>That was something else...
>A sniffle escaped you as that pang of want grew just a little bit stronger
>No matter what you've done here, no one's ever looked at you like that
>Wait...
>You perked up, remembering that Twi didn't have that sweet, smiling stallion holding onto her all to herself
>You were part of a herd
>And, if you were lucky, that colt would be looking at you like that in the near future...

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>>29202449
"You know, you're a really good hugger."
>Twilight chuckled quietly
>"I wish I still had my wings," she said, rubbing her cheek against the side of your neck. "Then I'd be able to give you a REAL hug...."
>You took a moment to imagine how Twi would look as a pony
>Her and Sunset had tried to explain what an Equestria looked like, but you hadn't really gotten it into your head
>They said that their noses were a little flatter, and their eyes were bigger
>Their hooves were different and their bodies were rounder, softer
>Not totally a horse, but you'd know what they were at first glance
>You closed your eyes, picturing a cute little pony with a horn on her head and wings on her back
"I bet you have the prettiest wings," you murmured, giving your girlfriend a kiss on the cheek
>Twilight's face turned a little more red
>"Y-You too."
>Aw...
>You gave her another kiss on the cheek
"Maybe I can see them someday," you said
>Twi leaned into you
>"I want to s-show them to you," she answered. "I want to show you a lot of things..."
>The smile on your face widened
"Thanks for the kiss."
>"You're welcome. I wanted t-to give you a good good morning present."
"It was a very nice good morning present. You're a very good kisser."
>"Y-You think so?"
"A better kisser than me, that's for sure."
>Twilight's hands slid up and down your back
>"Uh-huh," she quietly protested. "You're a great kisser. I loved your kisses. L-Love your kisses."
>A pleasant burst of pride filled you
"Thank you."
>From behind you, someone chuckled
>"And what are you two cuties doing here?"
>Both you and Twi, not breaking the hug, turned to look at the speaker
>It was Sunset, a bright, happy smile and--
>...
>Were those tears in her eyes?
"Sunset? Are you alright?" you quickly asked
>The bacon-haired girl, wiping her face with the back of her hand, nodded
>"Yeah, I'm alright. I just got something in my eye," she said, making her way over to the two of you

>>29202468
>She winked at Twi, who smiled shyly back at her
>"Hey Anon? You mind if I borrow Twi for a minute or two?" Sunset asked. "I need to talk to her about something."
>You looked between the two
>...
>Oh...
>This was one of those things wasn't it...?
"Oh yeah, sure," you said, letting go of your girlfriend
>Heh…
>Girlfriend…
>That was never going to get old...
>You tried to take a step away from her but Twi yanked you right back against her
>Sunset laughed as she began possessively nuzzling your neck
>"Come on lover girl, I'll only be talking to you for a minute or two," she said, tugging on Twi's shirt
>Twilight responded with a horsey snort, looking at the bacon-haired girl out of the corner of her eye as she pressed her lips against the side of your neck
>A pleasant shiver ran down your body, making you smile
>You wouldn't had said no to a couple more kisses like that
>BUT, if this was one of those things like you thought it was...
>Leaning down, you kissed the purple girl holding you close
"Go and talk to her, Twi," you said. "I'll keep making breakfast."
>Twi gently nipped at your collarbone, snorting again
>Sunset responded with a knicker, giving her shirt another tug
>Now, while you had absolutely no idea what that meant in horse, Twi seemed to
>The girl perked up, pulling her face from your neck and looking at Sunset
>You were sure if she were still a pony her ears would be perked up
>...
>...Aw
>You bet she'd look adorable with a pair of horsey ears...
>Twi stared at Sunny very hard for about a minute before she looked back up into your eyes
>"I need to talk to Sunset for a second," she said, leaning up and giving you a peck on the lips. "I'll be right back in a second--"

>>29202478
>Another kiss
>"--so please don't go anywhere--"
>Two kisses this time
>"--b-because I want to keep kissing you some more. If t-that's alright."
>Shutting her eyes tightly, Twi yanked you down and planted a nice, long kiss on your lips
>You, of course, returned it, wrapping your arms around her and giving her a little squeeze
>Sunset knickered again
>Twi, sighing through her nose, broke the kiss and leaned away from you
>"I'll be right back," she promised, letting her arms fall to her sides. "Don't go anywhere please. You're a very good kisser. Iloveyousomuch!"
>Before you could process that last bit, Twilight spun around, grabbed Sunset by the collar, and ran out the kitchen like a madwomen with her in tow
>You just stood there, smiling stupidly
>...
>Breakfast...
>You needed to keep making breakfast
>Because if you just kept standing there you were finally going to come to terms with that fact that you just furiously made out with a pretty girl
>And if that happened you were liable to get a boner, a really bad nosebleed, and you'd probably pass right out in this kitchen
>So you NEEDED to be doing something ASAP
>Turning back around toward the stove, you grabbed your mixing bowl and your whisk
>Turning down the heat--because the pan was probably WAY too hot right now-- you began to mix your batter once more
>If you listened very closely--and you WERE listening closely--you could make out bits and pieces of what Twi and Sunset were saying in the hallway
>"And... he's really..."
>"Not faking... he's..."
>"I think we... he would..."

>>29202493
>You jumped as Twilight suddenly let out a squeal that seemed to shake the whole house
>REALLY?! YOU'RE SURE?" she yelled, as happy and excited as you've ever heard her. "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO BE--THMP!"
>You cocked your head to the side as the yelling just stopped
>Huh...
>Wonder what the heck that was about...
>Shrugging, you returned to your pancakes
>You were just about ready to pour some of the batter into the pan when you heard someone clear their throat behind you
>"Nonny?"
>Looking over your shoulder, you saw that Sunset was once again standing behind you
>Again, you hadn't heard the young woman making her way into the room
>...
>Which meant, for your heart's sake, you were going to have to put a bell on these girls
>Because, if they kept sneaking up on you your heart wasn’t going to be able to take it
"Hey Sunny," you chirped, putting your bowl back down and turning around to have her. "Did you need something?"
>Sunset said nothing
>She just smiled, lifted up her arms, and beckoned you toward her with both hands
>Smiling back at her, you closed the distance between the two of you in three steps
>Quick as a whip, Sunny wrapped her arms around you with a sigh
>You answered her sigh with a sigh of your own
>Rubbing your cheek against hers, you breathed in nice and deep, taking in the girl's scent and enjoying the pleasant heat that came off her body
>Holy hell, was she beautiful...
>Her AND Twilight...
>Your smile widened just a hair as you returned Sunset's hug, much to her delight
>...
>Goddammit were you happy that your life had suddenly turned into one of those trashy mangas...
>"You know, I didn't think you'd pass this quick," Sunset murmured in your ear
>You stopped rubbing your cheek against hers for a second

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>>29202493
"Passed?"
>Sunset chuckled
>”Yeah, I’m a hundred percent sure that you’re not just going to fuck and run,” she clarified
>You relaxed a bit when she kissed your jaw
“Oh… Well, I’d glad.”
>Sunset giggled again
> “I’m glad too,” she murmured
>Feeling daring, you gave her a peck on the lips
>Sunny knickered, rubbing her nose against yours
>Aw…
>That was rea--
>"Hey, me and Twi were just talking, and we wanted to know if you'd be okay with showering with us later today."
>...
>...
>...
>O-Oh…
>...
>And there’s the nosebleed...

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>>29202515
Alright, I'm done

>>29202529
This was the good thing and I think I have diabetes from the sugar fluff that I see before me

>>29202529
Not as all thread encompassing like your usual ones.

You feeling alright, LaP?

>>29202567
It's all just filler so the lewd doesn't feel rushed when it gets posted. Of course it's bland, and I'm calling that next update the pancakes are gonna mess something up, delaying the shower.

>>29202529
Hopefully for good with this one.

>>29202273
You know, the last couple threads had some good discussion of Eris story possibilities, but Ember hasn't seen hardly any love.

I'd really like to read a good Ember x Anonymous story.

>>29202031
In a race of cow people it does, but it would be fun to see a story with anon in an 'tits in your face 24/7 cow tit land' and him be an ass man or a flat chest man and will have none if the jiggly jugs.

Was that porn interview green added to the archives?

>>29202529
Hurray, more EQG shit to scroll past.

>>29202345
Why in the ever loving fuck would he throw perfectly good underwear away!?!?

>>29201916
>Liking large breasts is a fetish
Jesus take the wheel

>>29202720
that stuck out to me too, but I just wrote it off as Anon being a paranoid idiot.

>>29202630
I'd pay and/or kill the dregs of society to see that.

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>>29202356
>>There was bleach and soap sitting next to the bags of sugar and flour
Muh foreshadowing

>>29202898
>Suspect's it's a death cult
>The bleach and soap
>Anon can't go through the portal, and must actually kill himself to get to Equestria
>His worst fears are unfortunately realized, putting him in a moral dilemma

>>29202529
>
Any chance of you continuing Here be Giants?

>>29202273
>Dragons can't into Gender Roles
>It's all about personal power and wealth, your gender is irrelevant
>Ember and her Dad can be Dragonlords by virtue of strength, and no one cares that they are male or female.

>>29201872
Post stallion and Mare dating!

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>>29201872
Post stallion and Mare dating!

forgot picture

>>29202449
>>You've sat on a guy's face
>>You've had two guys spitroast you in the girl's locker room at school
>>You've jerked off a guy in the middle of class!
das nastay
she kinda nastay

>>29203010
>To dragons gender roles don't matter
Too bad this is RGRE

>>29201946
TOUCH THE COW!
DO IT NOW!

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/r/ing a green of Twilight Velvet and whatever the fuck Fluttershy's moms name is herding with Anon.

>>29203171
Good thing not fucking everyone needs to have the same culture or societal standards.

>>29203219
Implying

>Anon becomes Celestia and Luna's consort
>Rumors and hearsay abound about the debauchery and lewd acts that must go on behind the castle gates
>They just want someone to rub their sore hoovsies and listen to them rant about their day
>Twilight visits the castle after hearing the rumors
>Celestia asks Anon to tend to Twilight during her visit, thinking she probably needs her mane brushed and her tummy scratched

>>29202449
>>You've had two guys spitroast you in the girl's locker room at school
>>You've jerked off a guy in the middle of class!
Still have no idea how she doesn't have the "ultimate slut" label at school

>>29203287
Same.

>>29200445

>has anyone written an RGRE story wherein anon is a big ugly bastard, where he tries to woo ponies because he really likes and wants to fuck them, but fails because they treat him like an big ugly woman here is treated (i.e.: they're almost invisible to men)?

A few weeks ago somebody, pretty sure an anonymous with no pastebin, wrote an interesting start to that kind of fic in the thread, but there was a lot of pushback on the subject matter.
I actually quite liked the writing, especially with the novel concept.
Anon had trouble getting a job since nopony much trusted somebody without a cutie mark (especially a male) for most employment, and he lacked the trademark rgr sexysmell. I think he ended up doing some basket hauling for the apples, with a kind of implication that he'd start to develop meaningful friendships, even if he might stay romantically lonely.
I wish they'd continued though.

>>29203149
tame the wild mare
love the wild mare
reverse corruption the wild mare

>>29202142
Doing the good work.

>>29202228
kek

>>29202255
I really like this idea. Maybe he's fairly heavily socialized as a pony, and maybe some of the mollycoddling is because he's a teeny dragon youth, which he can accept. But dragons don't have much gender dimorphism, and his instincts discard the notion that he should be disrespected because of gender.

>>29203171
Reversing mX and fX still gets you mX and fX (where m and f are the sexes and X is a set of gender roles, in this case representing the gender roles assigned by dragon biology/society).

>>29202529
I'm hype.

>>29202720
Is LaP as old as I am maybe? Since the advent of enzymatic detergents, semen isn't a stubborn stain anymore.
Though as I think about it, Anon is a high schooler. Maybe he's just thinking in simple terms "semen is too gross for me to contemplate actually cleaning," instead of the weird househusband "I know how to cleanse everything" terms I've had to grow into.

>>29203287
Yeah, up to this point, I was assuming she hunted boys from other school to eat, to maintain her reputation at CHS.
I went to a very cool, very alternative high school, but even there slut shaming was real.

>>29203333
Even with quads I'm not sure "settling down" really counts as reverse corruption.

>>29203198
>Night Light and Twilight Velvet's relationship has always been a bit strained with it growing worse over the years.
>However, they stated together and keep their drama hidden for Twilight and Shining.
>Now that both their kids are adults and have been away from home for years, Night and Velvet let their relationship openly fester with all attempts to reconcile failing.
>Velvet finally has a nasty falling out with Night Light.
>So severe, that she's kicked out of the house.
>Essentially homeless, she has to swallow her pride and ask to live with her daughter and her family (Spike, Anon, possibly foals).
>Twilight gladly lets her stay.
>Then another problem surfaces.
>Velvet, a lonely older mare, has to be around a loving and functioning family. She can't help but feel like an out-of-place burden.
>It helps none that Night Light was rarely willing to touch her in the bedroom in the past few years, and now she gets to listen to Twilight having sex with a loving husband on a near nightly basis.
>Velvet even finds herself jealous of her own daughter, much to her absolute disgust and mortification.
>Little does the older mare know, she isn't hiding her problems or raw feelings well from her daughter and son-in-law.
>Twilight desperately wants to help her mother. Seeing the pillar of strength for the Sparkle family so frustrated and lonely is killing Twilight on the inside.
>But how does she fix this?
>She glances over to her husband, Anonymous.
>...
>...It's just crazy enough to work...

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>>29203287
It's almost as if the story was not...
Fully thought out
*muffled gasps in the audience*
Still waiting to see how Shimsham is supposed to get back to Equestria

>>29203419
>"I'll have my dad have sex with my wife to raise his spirits!"
Cuck.

>>29203450
>>"I'll have my dad have sex with my wife to raise his spirits!"
wot

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>>29203450
>Cuck
On earth, yes.
On RGR gender skewed horse alienworld where polygamy is okay and family/friend bonds are so important that it's a branch of magic with actual study, not so much.

>>29202356
I kind of love the "woman from a world where she'd be our version of a crotchety bachelor tries to fit in as having a worthwhile kitchen" thing.

>>29202378
>>She had tickled you until you were a hare’s breath from peeing yourself, then she had tickled you even more
>>...
>>Still worth it though...

Also;
>>What she should be worrying about is scrubbing her teeth so hard that she fucked up her gums
Great public service message, 10/10, would disseminate again.

Lots of great lines.
It's all so cute.

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>>29203419
>Twilight watches the conception of her own half-sister.

>>29203423
Getting back isn't the hard part, it's going to be that inevitable meeting with Princess Celestia that's going to be the doozy as far as Sunny is concerned.

>>29203419
It's good keep going!
>>29203450
Shut up this could be hot.

>>29203564
WEW

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>>29202336
HEY LAP

I got you a cute Twi/Sunset pic.

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>>29204208
Hey, I got one too.

>>29202392
>So, channeling your inner gryphon--the filthy bird brains--
woah hey

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>>29204224
I mean it's probably true

>>29204224
DAT RAYCIS U CANT DO DAT U FUCKIN GRASSMUNCHER

>>29203401
>Reversing mX and fX still gets you mX and fX (where m and f are the sexes and X is a set of gender roles, in this case representing the gender roles assigned by dragon biology/society).
But there are no roles in that prompt to reverse, it is just AiE but in Dragonland.
I have absolutely no problems with AiE in Dragonland, but it should probably be posted in AiE.

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>>29202624
>>29202698
Filter the posts then, you whiny cunts.

>>29203287
She probably does, but just doesn't care for the same reason we wouldn't care if we had the slut label in Equestria.

>>29203408
>Is LaP as old as I am maybe? Since the advent of enzymatic detergents, semen isn't a stubborn stain anymore.
>Though as I think about it, Anon is a high schooler. Maybe he's just thinking in simple terms "semen is too gross for me to contemplate actually cleaning," instead of the weird househusband "I know how to cleanse everything" terms I've had to grow into.
I'm willing to bet it's a case of panicking and throwing away the offending item as a way of solving the problem.
"It's gone, now. Problem solved; forever."

>>29203419
Moar, you sexy imbecile.

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>>29203450
Anon, this version of Equestria is where males are a valuable commodity and herding is common. C'mon, man. Clue's in the thread name.

>>29204219
I love tiny pones.

>>29204208
I can't get the imagery out of my head of this knee-high little bundle of fur and hooves trying to impress Anon with her marely acts of bravado.

>>29204345
I'm actually really tempted to write some RGRE cat-pone.

>>29204366
DO IT NIGNOG

>>29202529
aww LaP.
My whole day had been terrible.
But you gave me my smile back.
I love your EQG stuff.

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>>29204366
>Tinypone
>Catpone
I'd read it

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>>29204345
Me too, tiny ponies the best.

So cute.

>>29203408
Sunsey isn't a criminal in horse land. She left of her own volition. The reunion with Celestial might be awkward, but there isn't anything stopping her from going back.

Also, she's maximum used goods slut tier. LaP, how does everyone not already know what a whore she is?

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>>29203419
Send Velvet to the island of beautiful men

>>29204460
I don't get it either, she was bragging about it at the beginning of the story.
Not mad at it, she is just doing exactly what we would do in her position.

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>>29204377
Later.

>>29204460
She became a criminal after taking the crown though, didn't she?

>>29204549
I'm sure that a tearful appeal from a love-struck colt like Anon would sway Celestia's heart.

>>29204549
Starlight is a serial mindthief and all she got was a stern talking to and an apprenticeship.
Sunny is fine.

>>29204295
Uh... but the whole point is that it's about Spike (coming from a race that for the sake of this idea has minimal-to-no differences in behavior based on gender) being in Equestria, with its RGR, and what kind of reactions he has to that.
It'd be an interesting viewpoint contrast to the RGR ponies or standard GR Anon.

>>29204622
Do you not realize that 'spike without gender roles' might as well be 'anon without gender roles'? What's a large difference here?

>>29204622
Spike wouldn't have any reactions since he was raised RGR from birth.
Also the prompt didn't even mention Spike, just that dragons can't into gender roles.

Anyway what you've posted seems a lot more like a RGRE story, and also kind of like that one story where Anon was playing the part of dad/mentor to Spike while he learned the ins and outs of being a real dragon.

Too bad it died.

>>29204572
When you really think about it, Celestia is a pretty shit ruler when it comes to dealing with dangerous criminals.

>>29204224
>>29204237
>>29204252
I wonder how many people know that one of the traditional elements of gryphon is an intense rivalry and hatred between them and horses?

>>29204460
>Also, she's maximum used goods slut tier. LaP, how does everyone not already know what a whore she is?

I'd really enjoy a few more stories from a prompt like, "Anon is treated the way women that slutted it up that much are in the real world."

Who knows, maybe he is treated that way, we just don't see it because it's mostly fat cuntbeards on 4Clover that fetishize (or even give more than a trivial shit) about >muh purity

>>29204711
>Lyra crushes on and lusts after Anon
>Is devastated to find out that not only is he not a Virgin, but he's been sleeping with several mares

>>29204718
I remember a story that was posted here a while ago where Anon and Rarity were about to have sex, and Rarity learned that Anon was a virgin. It was pretty good.

>>29204647
It'd be kind of weird to me to have Anon come from such an alien perspective.

>>29204651
>Also the prompt didn't even mention Spike, just that dragons can't into gender roles.
I think you may've missed the start of this thread of comments:

>>29202228
>>29202255
>>29202273

As for reactions, there are two ideas about that: Spike is literally fire-proof, but Twilight has set him aside to deal with a fire because he's a boy.
The second is that dragons seem like a good choice for a race more ruled by instinct than most. Plus he has met some other dragons so far. It'd be neat to compare and contrast what his biological instincts (and experiences with other dragons) tell him, and what his socialization in RGR pony society tells him.

>>29204750
Wasn't that one of the shorts that Nof did?

>>29204750
Anybody have a link to that?

>>29204771
>>29204773
http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
4th one down.

I'm going to guess that the story about Anon with his trusty mop and snake waifu (if he realizes that or not) trying to avoid the mane 6 in a wasteland of Washington DC is dead?

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>Twilight Sparkle lays a leg across your lap, and buries her neck into your belly a little tighter.
>She rests one cover of the book she's reading on your knee, as her magic tires out from holding it too long.
>You wrap and arm around her soft neck, re-balancing your own book that you were into.
>Just some Equestrian History. Turns out they actually did have wars, they were just miniscule in scale and pretty much no pony died in any of them.
>Twilight pushes her head into you again.
>Okay, she wants to cuddle.
>You lay your book down and pick up the purple book horse, or at least the half of her body that you could, and hug her tight against your chest, receiving an "Eep!" for your troubles.
>She struggles slightly, then relaxes, melting into your arms as your hand idly rubs her belly.
>"Mhmm..."
>...What do you say?
Yes...
>Yeah, that'll do it.
>"I can't wait until Estrus so I can fuck your brains out, Anon."
Woah woah, what?
>"I said that I can't wait unt-"
Yeah I got that, but, like, why are you bringing that up now?
>"I just remembered the last time I was in heat, and I fucked your brains out."
Well I 'fucked your brains out' too.
>"I know. It felt really good and I was really happy and I loved you so much."
...
>"So I can't wait to feel good and happy and lovey again."
>Shit, she's telling the truth. You can't even hear any lust in her voice right now.
>She legitimately enjoyed it beyond the sexual desire.
>You rub her belly a bit harder.
>...
>Is she asleep?
>You pick your book up again.
>Sometimes life really is good, here.
>And it'll get even better.

A friendly reminder that a horse's tastebuds are give or take twenty times more sensitive than human tastebuds.

>>29205229
Good. I want them to taste the saltiest salt in my cum when i face fuck one.

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This takes places after Anon just moved from Candrelot to a more private part of Equestria to escape all of the attention and has just finished moving
>Be Anon
>After meeting the remaining of you neighbors you decide to get comfortable at your place
>You start to think of the ways some of them look at you and how by far the weirdest reaction was the mare next door
>Not only did she smell like hell but she also looked like she haven't come out of her house in ages
>It kind of reminds You of the time before all of this started
>But let us not dwell on Your past and start thinking about what you can make for dinner

>Be Hot and bothered
>You mean Floor Bored
>And also be having a breakdown
>You just not only freak out when a stallion was knocking at your door
>You also shut the door on his face after freezing on the spot
>The best part is that it was the celebrity al of /mlh/ has been freaking about for the last 2 months
>ANON THE BUCKING HUMAN FOR CELESTIA SAKE
>Tuck me in sadness and let me die.bat
>You need some music to calm down
>And some snacks
>Too bad your bits for the month already run out on the dildo You bought from Nice Iguana
>ITS AN ESSENTIAL ITEM, ITS ALMOST SPRING OKAY

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>>29205258
>Be Ya BOI
>No it's not skinny penis, it's Anon
>And the dinner is almost ready
>Just some plain stir fry, yeah sue me
>You open the window to let some of the smell and heat off when You hear some singing coming from Your neighbor home
>"This is My private life"
>"I got no friends to fear"
>"I got problems"
>"No cross to bear"
>"If You can find me, come and get me out of here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw
>And then some music started playing from fuck knows where in true equestrian fashion

>After the musical number ended and You started to feel some sadness and empathy for the poor poner
>Pones are not for sads, they are for pets and cutes
>You decide to do something about it
>Walking To her door you don't give Yourself a change of thinking this twice and knock on the door and wait
>And knock again
>and again
>Untill You hear some movement inside and the door opens slowly to just let you see a peek of the mare inside
>"Y-yes?"
"Hi, Do you want to come over for Dinner?"

>>29205260
I'm going to end it here, I just wanted to use this song for a short one shot and it made remember this mare so here it is

>>29202666
Yes it was satan, along with the revisions.
Have fun.

>>29205260
>>29205276
What the fuck is with that capitalization.

Other then that, bretty good.

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>>29205258
>>29205260

>>29205260
FLOOR BORED

Thanks.

Don't capitalize pronouns, like "you" (except at the beginning of sentences, obviously).

>>29205258
>>After meeting the remaining of you neighbors you decide to get comfortable at your place
daw yeah.

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>>29202230
>Anon tries to leave, Celestia won't let him.
>Anon learns more about pony society.
>Learns more about the gender roles.
>Once enough ponies have seen him and Celestia hanging around enough he hijacks a speech of hers.
>Declares that he was enslaved and given to Celestia.
>While the crowd is stunned he walks off and out of the city.
>A week later he finds a newspaper with a picture of Canterlot on fire.
>Luna publicly denounces Celestia.

>>29205402
>With Celestia
>Is provided for
>Is her snugglebunny
>Wants to leave.
What is he, A faggot?

>>29205416
Yeah that's good but.
>A literal slave.
>Cannot deny any order given to you.
>Must follow Celestia EVERYWHERE.
>Get up when Celestia does.
>Eat when she does.
>Shit when she does.
>Listen to ponies bitch like she does.
>Possibly making you fill out hundreds of documents for her.
>Most likely never date pony wifu even if it's her because to her you're a pet.
Other than that, yeah it's fine.

>>29205429
Pretty sure Celestia doesn't condone slavery.
Contrary to what anons epxect, he probably will just get a few "oh what a poor stallion remarks, meet celestia once and be released back into equestrian society.

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>>29205443
>Pretty sure Celestia doesn't condone slavery.

It's not slavery, it's indentured servitude. Totally different thing.

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>>29205457
The face of rage itself.

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>>29205461
RAGE.

>>29205443
>>29205457
Pretty sure it wouldn't be slavery seeing as Anon is the only human and has no legal rights. Also i think Anon would be placed with her anyway as he'd be seen as a endangered species that must be protected. Where is more protected than Canterlot castle with the princess at all times?

Funny thought, what if AJ's riding you cowgirl style and when she's about to come, she shouts HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
WWYD?

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>>29205474
Grab her teets and accept her offer.

>>29205474
She would get a much longer ride, as laughter delays orgasm. And my love for her would deepen further, because I love dumb jokes.

>>29205416
I get it, some people don't mind the notion of legal and societal restrictions on making most important, fundamental choices for themselves, so long as they're comfortable.
These people don't feel a hot, sickened rage in their guts at the mere concept. Don't start grinding their teeth or hyperventilating.

I get it, but I don't think I'll ever understand it.

>>29205509
I guess some Anons are just lazy or scared to make decisions for themselves.

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I want to be in a herd with the flower trio.

>>29205517
So which one would be your lead mare?

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Hope all your holidays went decently! I'm bak with a new Aj for you fellas
Why Aj? Cos that would be the most honest present.
:3

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>>29205520
Probably Rose or Daisy simply because Lily seems much more panicky.

But in the end they'd probably end up looking to me.

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>>29205520
Rose feels like she's more of a leader, so probably her.

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>>29202142

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>>29205474
Another thought
With the mirror being a portal to the EQG universe, and the comic spike was reading being a dimension into a world where there were superheroes, what if Equestria is a suppository of portals.
That would explain why there are so many races.
And how anon keeps getting there.

>>29205108
Little ponies don't swear.

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>>29205517
Do you think of them as friends who are herding together or sisters who are herding together?

>>29205548
>suppository
>ponut on the brain

i think you meant repository?

>>29205550
They do after Anon starts being a bad influence on them

Cherilee and the PTA are going to have a series of heart attacks as all the little foals start getting foul mouths

He's even corrupted the little colts!

>>29205560
GOD! I'm such an idiot.
Yes, repository.
No, I totally wasn't reading Nurse Redheart clop or anything.
Wasn't thinking about giving ponies suppositories.

>>29204647
One thing being here, or rather appearing one day in such society (and going against it like anons do in 90% of stories), and totally different living a whole life right from hatching in that society, with mare who is trying to be marely but fails so much that he must do everything instead of her and for her as a nice\not nice bonus? Look again at the start of the thread as >>29204759 said and at examples.

I honestly would love to see more of such RGRE Spike in the future and without Anon probably, to not make too much chaos in pony world. Even if anons here just ignore stories without (them) in them

>>29205597
Well ignoring the fact that RGRE is a wish fulfillment thread.
Seriously, you guys don't even try to hide it.
Reading a story without Anon in them would be like reading a story about genderbent Equestria.
Except sexist.
The main reason Anons come to this thread is because they want to hold hooveswith mares that act tough.


Personally, I wouldn't mind a few more stories where ponies were 50's style sexist.
Where a stallion is not entitled to a proper education.
Where a stallion is told to stay at home and not talk to those filthy ziggers.
Where a stallion is looked down when he says he doesn't want to herd and instead wants to pursue a career in magical research.

>>29205613
50's you say? I'm down to draw stuff like that

>>29205637
Nice to hear, the 50's was a good time to be alive.

>>29205548
>suppository
You mean repository, right?

>>29205660
see
>>29205571

>>29205613
I come in reversed gender roled Equestria thread for "reversed gender roled" stories, not for "anon in the society that makes wish fulfillment much easier and all waifus jump at him, happy ending and rutting" stories. And it makes me and many others sad that most of not-writefags anons come solely for second

On a side note, "50's style rgre" sounds fun to play with. There were only small oneshots about that, nothing really big

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>>29205683
If you ain't posting OC take off the name faggot.

>>29205701
>None of the other mares in town can figure out why Pinkie Pie just *gets away* with sexually harassing all the stallions (and mares too sometimes...).
>If *they* pulled half the shit she does, they'd get slapped at the very least, possibly even arrested
>Not the Party Pony

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>>29203178
hello /monster/

>>29205701
Namefags reserve the right to post with name on.
Plus he may have just forgotten to take it off.

>>29202230
>>29205416
>>29205429
>>29205443
I kind of like this scenario, but played out differently
> Anon appears in Minotaur territory
> Gets enslaved, but treated delicately
> His captors sell him to the royal family, getting a good price because of how soft and virginal he is
> Labyrinthia has recently discovered massive salt mines, and is thus the focus of a lot of international attention and opportunism
> They send an envoy to Equestria, seeking alliance in the case of invasion from more predatory nations
> They give Anon to Celestia, trying to gain favor
> Celestia is torn on what to do
> She does not approve of this sort of person trafficking, but has lacked the political leverage to address the problem
> Now that they are coming to Equestria for help, she can introduce civil rights reform as a term of an agreement
> However, negotiations will take one time to ironing out how that will be executed
> In the mean time, if Anon is not visibly attending to her from time to time, the minotaurs may feel their gift has been scorned, which would complicate matters
> Celestia explains the situation to Anon, asking if he would be willing to pretend to be her attendant during diplomatic functions, while being a free person at all other times
> He doesn't mind too much, but she feels guilty every time he dotes on her

>>29205713
I miss her.

>>29205737
>Namefags reserve the right to post with name on.
No.
If they aren't posting art or stories there is no need to have a name on, it's only on for "Look at me I'm 'Namefaggot' my opinion is more important then yours"

>>29205683
It does sound nice for the thread though, something to re-light that old flame.
Any writefags interested?

>>29205758
D'aw, are you triggered? Lay back on the recliner and hug your [insert your waifu here] plushie. People just choose to do what they want and have a right to do so given that this is the internet where we don't have to follow many rules from FUCKING RANDOMS LIKE YOU to tell us (the users of the internet) what to FUCKING do :)
> it's only on for "Look at me I'm 'Namefaggot' my opinion is more important then yours"
>my opinion is more important then yours
Sure d00d

>>29205753
> He doesn't mind too much, but she feels guilty every time he dotes on her
>It slowly kills the mother horse inside watching this sweet pure stallion being unable to act as he wants and follow his dreams.
>She begins to doubt all the decisions she's made over the years believing that she's a horrible pony
>She spends her nights crying herself to sleep
>Anon's having the time of his life

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>>29205798

>>29205802
save that smile
Save That Smile
POUND THAT PONUT

>>29205802
>>29205807
> Anon tries to cheer her up, but every nice thing he does just makes it worse
> One day he jokes that she'd probably be happier if he slapped her
> "Well, actually...yes."
> Anon isn't entirely comfortable with this new dynamic, but he wants to help her
> Meanwhile Celestia awakens to the pleasures of mane pulling, pinching, ruffling her fur the wrong way, and spanking
> Afterwards she always asks him if she is a good mare
> Anon assures her that she is, stroking her mane while her head is in his lap

>>29205758
Well, Namefags that get to keep their names are usually content producers.
Namefags like Asian Anon that are not content producers are usually screamed off the thread.
Content producers may not be almighty gods, but they sacrifice time and effort to produce content for the board in exchange for (You)s.
They are part of the reason why this board still afloat and isn't filled with Anons faffing about.
So their opinions do matter.
Pencil, being one of our few drawfags slash content producers, and the fact that he just delivered lewds last thread, entitles him to opinions that matter more than yours.
If you want your opinion to matter more, try producing content for the thread.

What does what does Reversed Gender Roles Equestria think of Thorax, the new male leader of the changelings.

>>29206063
Looks like shit.

>>29206080
That he does.

>>29204911
No. It's just that the writer always starts new stories before finishing the old ones. So they tend to pile up a little and be forgotten for a while. I'm sure he'll deliver.

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>>29206063
Honestly planning on writing a story about how he doomed the changling race because he convince them that eating each other's waste is a good idea.
That being the reason Chrysalis gave up so quickly, her hive was already dead.

>>29206179
kek that picture.
I remember something from a few threads back with anon making tirek fabulous.
What happened to that?

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>>29206063
>"IT IS I, TORAX"

>>29206300
Are you fucking kidding me.

>>29206303
Beast Wars was a hell of a drug.
It was also the best Transformers toy line ever.

>>29205260
>>29205258
Work on your English. The idea is good but the execution is sloppy.

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>>29205525

>>29204822
<3 u bb 5evar

>>29205416
>Anon makes no attempts to improve his situation and instead immediately resorts to publically denouncing the most politically powerful pony and indirectly dooming the largest pony city to burn and causing a schism between the royal sisters
He's also an idiot. I wouldn't trust him if I were there and learned of what he'd done.

>>29205701
How quickly you bite the hand that feeds you. That makes you dumber than most trained animals.

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>>29205758
Eat a Snickers, Anon. You get cunty when you're hungry.

>>29205893
This.

>entitles him to opinions that matter more than yours.
ESPECIALLY this.

inb4 salty "stop sucking writefag dick"

>>29206063
I don't watch fanfiction.

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>>29206730
What exactly should he do? Ask Celestia to free him? Go on the run?

>>29206808
I don't know. But what does he gain from ruining everything? He's the only one of his kind, so he's recognizable. On top of that, he fucked over a pony who several million ponies were loyal to. Being a male doesn't mean nobody would dare hurt a hair on his chinny chin chin.

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>>29206808

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>>29206808
>>29206828
Plus it isn't like he abolished slavery, he just ruined the country where they aren't actively trying to capture and sell slaves.

Dumbass will just get captured by the minotaurs or whoever else comes along to take advantage of the destabilization he caused.

>>29206875
This

>>29206875
Worst part is, he'll probably never realize that (when he's inevitably captured and treated like an ACTUAL slave, unlike when he was with Princess "would you like more caviar with your gold-plated food, Anon?" Celestia) his situation is entirely his own fault.

>>29206896
You mean he'll become a woman?

>>29206875
>Anon works shoulder to wither with Celestia in the salt mines
>"Oh, I'm so sorry I made you brush my mane, Anonymous. Yes this CLEARLY a superior situation!"
>The constant bitching and moaning from Sunbutt is probably worse than the whipping

>>29206828
>>29206875
>Be Anon
>Enslaved
>Expose your captor for the slave-owning bitch she is
>Ponies are understandably upset
>This is somehow a bad thing

>>29205429
>Politely asks you to do something, and when you do she rewards you with smooches.
>If you deny any task you have to see her slightly disappointed in you.
>You follow her everywhere, all while she tells you how grateful she is for your company, and she compliments you on how handsome you look in todays new royal ensemble.
>Celestia wakes you up by caressing your hair and kissing your nose. If you're a little tired she delays rising the sun for ten minutes.
>Imports the finest foods around trying to impress you.
>Get to see her smile as her usual duties are improved by you being there.
>Snuggles with you in private as she lazily fills out documents, a lot of them ending up with silly love notes about how much she cares for you scribbled on them.
>One day she presents herself to you, asking if you'd make her your mare. And that Luna would like a trial run of dating to join the herd.

>>29206965
You really need a reality check on what slavery means

>>29206965
>Be enslaved
That's it, you see? Nothing comes after it. No relationship, no nothing. If you own a slave, you die, and that's that.

>>29206965
But Anon! Don't you know that what you're describing is intolerable, mind-destroying, inhumane slavery?! Look at the hell Anon goes through each and every day! Quick, destabilize the government!

>>29206965
>If you're a little tired she delays rising the sun for ten minutes.
Woa, woa what.

>>29206929
>Be Anon
>Be slave
>Destroy the government
>Create a schism
>Probably create a civil war
>Feel self-righteous for the rest of your life
>Never think in the long-term
But hey, at least Anon isn't forced to live in a castle any more. By """""freeing""""" himself from the hellish grasps of a kind and benevolent ruler (living in a society where his gender is pandered to at best and condescended upon at worst), he's ruined countless pony lives.

>>29207027
>Anon wants to be a slave
It doesn't matter how nice it is. Slavery is slavery. You sound like the kind of person who votes.

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>>29207027
>>29207012
>>29207010
>>29207001
>>29207000
>>29206965
>>29206929
Can we just stop talking about this? I'm hearing slavery here as much as a BLM twitter account.

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>"Boy, ger o'er here!"
>You sighed
"Celestia--"
>"It's Masta ta you, boy!" the princess snapped, pointing a hoof at you
>You looked down at your bare, dirty feet
>You had wanted to wash them off, since you were walking all over a nice white carpet, but your 'masta' wouldn't let you
>She said that she wanted you in "character"
>"Boy, you get that muck outcha ears right here and get 'at flank o'er here!" the princess barked, waving some stringy candy at you. "If ya don't think I'll wipe ya then ya don't know me!"
"Do you reall--"
>"Like we practiced, hon."
>You sighed again
>Thisfuckingfilly...
"DO I haves ta talk like this, masta?" you asked in your best southern blackman accent
>Celestia, in a all-white suit--complete with a cowboy hat, nodded
>"'Course ya do, boy," she said haughtily, waving you over. "Now come 'ere!"
>...
>Dammit
>Sighing again loudly to make your displeasure known, you marched over and stood in front of the princess
>Celestia grinned
>"Good boy," she cooed, buttoning her coat. "Now come on 'ere and get it!"
>Too irritated to even sigh anymore, you got on your knees and crawled toward the silly horse
>Celestia let out a coo, spreading her legs
>"You get me good now, or I'd give ya a lashin'," she said with a wiggle
>Ignoring the tightness in your stomach you
>Crawled up her belly
>Helping her unbutton her coat and dress shirt you started to rub her belly
>She let out a hum, wrapping all four legs around you and nuzzling the top of your head
>"There's a good slave," you murmured with a giggle, wrapping her wings around you
"You're weird", you murmured back, causing her to giggle again
>Fucking Celestia...

>>29207041
I just think Anon should have some perspective. Whining that he's forced to live a royal life as a royal slave makes him sound like an upper-class teenaged girl whining on twitter about how oppressed she is. If he did all this while being forced to work in the salt mines where he's whipped all day and raped to sleep every night, then sure.

>>29207276
>Not smearing peanut butter on her pussy and beckoning Anon forward
It's like she doesn't even into slavery.

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I want to be Twilight's loyal houseband and service her every need, even if that means dominating me in the bedroom.

>>29207314
>Twicucks are femdomfags
What a surprise

No this tired meme again.

>>29207330
Have they finally teamed up?

>>29207330
femdom isnt that bad but whenever people wright a story with it its all rape and abuse fantasy.

>>29207344
What is this "rape and abuse fantasy" story I keep hearing about?

>>29207330
Dank meme bro. Twifags, amirite? Brother? Ehh?

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>>29207330
YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

>>29207360
i dont know.

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>>29207314
>"Y-Yeah, you're gonna get it now c-colt."
>Twilight, your wonderful and loving wife, couldn't quite look at you as she made her way toward you
>You were lying on the bed in nothing but your underwear
>Your hands were tied up, and so were your legs
>"I've h-had a long day and i n-need a nice big c-cock to help unwind," your little princess continued, her face reddening
>You wiggled around on the bed, trying hard not to smile
>Your hands really weren't tied, and neither were your legs
>The knots were really loose
>All you'd need to do was wiggle a bit more and they'd come undone
"P-Please dear, please. Just let me get back in the k-kitchen so I c-can make you something," you "begged", not able to keep yourself from snorting at the end
>Twilight snorted, stomping a hoof on the floor nervously
>"W-Well, tough horse a-apples," she said, with as much confidence as she could muster. "M-Momma wants t-the c-cock and s-she's g-gonna get it!"
>For about a minute she just kind of stood there, not knowing what do to
>You nudged her toward you with your head
"Twi," you whisper-shouted. "Get your butt over here and have your way with me."
>Twilight jumped, and with a yelp she hopped up on the bed and straddled you
>"Are you sure this is o-okay?" she asked anxiously
>You nodded
"Yeah, it's fine."
>Twi didn't look convinced
>"A-Are you sure? B-Because I don't want you--"
>Wiggling an arm out of your restraints, you reach up and poke the little pone on her tummy
"Mrs. Sparkle, you do your wifely duties right now," you barked, looking at her firmly
>Twilight's wings flapped
>Aw...
>She was doing that thing where she tucked her front legs against her chest...
>A smile came to your face
>God was she cute...
"Come on Twi, I'll be fun," you said, giving her a wink as you slipped your arm back into the rope
>Twilight smiled and, leaning over, she kissed you on the lips
>"I-I'm going to f-fuck you until y-your balls are e-empty," she murmured

>>29207344
This, very few people know how to write a good domination story. ,

>>29207549
She's trying.

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>>29207549
>"Thanks for doing this, h-hon," she added. "I love you.
>You chuckled, giving her a peck on the cheek
"I love you too."

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>>29207561

>Multiple human men in Equestria
>Every two months they have a "Man's Retreat" into the Everfree
>An adventurous weekend where men could act as they did on earth, no mare's allowed
>Concerned waifu's finally get fed up and follow them
>They're repeatedly horrified by their sweet pure stallion's behavior

>>29207916
That's... actually a good premise.

Please, writefags. This.

>>29207916
>>29208006
>"oh celestia is he chopping firewood!"
>"where are they going? they should stay in the camp!"
i like this prompt.

>>29207916
>>29208006
>inb4 all the guys' names are some variant of 'anonymous', like 'unnamed' or 'incognito'.

>>29202515
>“Oh… Well, I’d glad.”
Do I need to point it out, or is it self evident? Great update by the way. Also I believe it when you make the sexiest shower smut yet.
>>29202624
>>29202698
And you two have shit taste, congrats on sharing it with the thread.
>>29203046
No, choke on breadman.
>>29202449
As much as I want to hate her being a slutty bitch, I also cant deny I would be a slutty bitch in her situation either if it was double reversed. These feels of autistic anger are too conflicting to be of use. At least she has the decency to feel bad about it. I just hope Anon can fuck better than any she had before.
>>29207314
Nice bait, have a (you).
>>29207916
This does seem fun.

>>29208036
So...what you want another OC or something? Write one yourself.

>>29207916
>they watch the guys hunt down a pig wolf-pack style, spear it through the lungs with a self-made wooden spear, laugh about it, and then cook it.

>>29208050
It's just that having characters named shit like 'innominate' sounds stupid.

>>29207916
>Oh, how cute! They're roasting marshmallows!
>But why are they using those thin, metal poles instead of sticks?
>Maybe they didn't want to get their hoof-spiders dirty and muddy.
>Colts.
>Can't live with them, can't live-
>"Ow!"
>OH CELESTIA YOUR HUSBAND BURNED HIMSELF ON THE STICK
>Why did he think that would be a good idea?!
>Darn it, why did those stupid survival courses have to exclude stallions on principal?!
>You're going to march over there and-
>>"Pffft. Don't touch the pole, genius."
>"Yeah, yeah. Shut up."
>.....
>What.
>Where is the crying?
>Where is the gaggle of concerned stallions tutting over him like a father rooster?
>>"Faggot."
>What happened to the stallion you married?!

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enough talk of slavery, I want to see anon in minotit land with extra tit, but isn't into tits at all.
It's a fucking hilarious idea. It's living in someone else's fantasy but it's your hell

>>29208122
It'd take a thousand pet-play and slave stories over something like that.

>>29208042
>As much as I want to hate her being a slutty bitch, I also cant deny I would be a slutty bitch in her situation either if it was double reversed.
Absolutely. If I were suddenly desireable to the point where women would come to me and flirt with/hit on me, I'd be the biggest slut there ever was. The best part is that after I gained the reputation of being the sort of guy who sticks his dick into anything, I'd probably get some nerdy white knight chick try and "save" me from the consequences of my decisions.

>>29208148
Solution: Only fuck the socially awkward and shy mares, so they don't tell anyone else.

>>29208148
The problem is that the story has a person from the environment in which Shimmer is considered a cock juggler - Anon. And he does not care

>>29208122
>A particularly busty minotaurress waves at you to catch your attention.
>If her waving hadn't drawn your eyes, her enormous naked human-like breasts would have.
>Nippes the size of your fist, son.
>"You! Sweet bull! See bosom, yes? Is have мнoгo мoлoкa. For to be feeding of our calf. You like? Sweet bull can put face in between. Make the lip noises."
"Eh."
>You turn around and walk away.
>"Я cдeлaл бoльшoй пoзop для мoих пpeдкoв."

>>29208168
He's also a high school virgin. I remember being (even more) desperate to stick my cock into anything that would let me, back then.

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>>29208122
Those muscles are a bit too much. I don't mind beef but there's a limit.

>>29205683
>>29205613
Personally, I'm here both for interesting sociological thought experiments and for thirsty as fuck mares.

>>29205753
>>29205802
I am amuse.

>>29205833
I am... confus

>>29208328
Why not both?

>>29208107
And "anonymous" isn't stupid name to you?

>>29208364
As retarded as walkie-talkie. But it's accepted and used now. Yet I don't see movements to rename cars to "wheely-zoomy", or planes to "birdy-flyi"

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>>29208107
You're right, how about Brian, Eric, Alex, Franklin, Nathaniel, and Todd!

Better yet, lets use our real names, that'd be much easier!

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>>29207916
>wild animals that were hunted and gutted strung out about the camp
>makeshift lean-to's scattered around the small clearing
>massive bonfire in the center with speared chunks of meat slowly roasting to it
>wrestling, tests of strength and fighting going on around the camp as others laugh and cheer
>looks like a viking warband camp

>>29208364
It's like being a frog in boiling water, you get used to it over time. Plus, Anonymous can be shortened to Anon, and you get the cutesy nickname Nonny. Anonymous has a lot going for it that other similar words just don't.

>>29208386
>The Anon's were actually Midwest pioneers

>>29208036
>>29208383

I kind of like the Anonymous viewpoint character thing. It doesn't actually sound that strange, to me, as a name, especially shortened to Anon.
I also like it when he has this whole family of people with similar odd names: uncle Nemo, grand uncle Outis, cousin Incognito, parents John and Jane Doe, etc.

But I'm also not triggered by real names. It'd be nice to have some variety. And the "non-names" are extra silly for people actually present in the story, instead of as vague references.

>>29208386
>Anons are actually huge edgelords
>However in a world of child friendly plotlines they're actually badass
>Mares that spy on them during their secret larp sessions think they're warriors straight out of fantasy and legend

>>29208426
Oh, it'd also be funny if everyone in the band was named Anonymous, and yet nobody (except the reader) ever got confused.

>>29208440
>edgelords
dude what

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>>29208454
I hate this dumb meme.

>>29208426
I don't have a problem with Anonymous at all, what gets on my tits is that in stories with multiple humans, the author will often just grab a thesaurus and start using the synonyms of Anonymous without any regards as to whether or not they sound retarded.

>>29208454
yes im aware what an edgelord is

but why are you calling the people in that post edgelords

>>29208466
Because there's tons of posts where Anon is just a normal guy, but oh is also a warrior that takes out manticores and shit.

>>29208477
>literal warband sized group of men out camping
>cant hunt something slightly dangerous
>animals = manticores and basilisks
okay

>>29208383
Nein, sir. That would bring our autism up to the levels you typically see on Fimfiction. Next thing you know, we're writing stories in the first person and writing synopses' like "Will I find love? Let's find out!"

>>29208383
Use really out there names, or make it into a joke and give them all really viking-esque names, or Roman names.

>>29208383
Just name everybody Marklar. Or Squidward.

>>29208441
>Twilight is horrified as her dear husband Anon tears pages from the paperback he brought along with him to provide kindling to the fire
>Rarity faints when her coltfriend Anon tears the majority of his clothes off and throws himself into the first murky pond they come across
>Fluttershy vomits as Anon, the only stallion she had crushed on since flight school, displays an intricate understanding on the preparation of meat
>Applejack feels the slightest bit of pride as her beautiful farm hand Anon leads his friends through the difficult task of building sturdy shelter out of nothing but sticks and leaves
>Pinkie nearly gives away their position while laughing at the explicit campfire stories her fuck buddy Anon shared with his companions
>Rainbow is repeatedly held back by the rest of the girls, as she repeatedly tries to swoop in and save her coltfriend Anon as he tracks the men's next meal through the forest.

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>>29208536
>>Rainbow is repeatedly held back by the rest of the girls, as she repeatedly tries to swoop in and save her coltfriend Anon as he tracks the men's next meal through the forest.
That's really cute.

>>29208536
>>Rainbow is repeatedly held back by the rest of the girls, as she repeatedly tries to swoop in and save her coltfriend Anon as he tracks the men's next meal through the forest.
>"He's going to hurt himself!"
>Rainbow struggles against you and nearly pokes your eye out with a careless flap of her wings.
"Rainbow!" you whisper-shout, trying not to give away your position, "Be quiet or they'll hear us!"
>"I don't care!" shouts Rainbow Dash, lowering her voice despite her protests, "He's going to get bit by something, the bite is going to get infected, and I'll never be able to take him flying!"

>>29208536
>>29208560
>>29208569
I don't care what anyone says, if I went to Equestria I'd HAVE to hunt one of the mythological beasts there and take something as a trophy. Maybe it's hide, or a tooth for a necklace, or both.

>>29208107
So write one yourself then, it doesn't bother anyone else here.

>>29208495
>>29208504
>>29208505
Let's come up with alternative names that are palatable.

Amsterdam
Proxy
Ferrous
Ruminous
Art Deco
Pisces
Miles Gloriosus

>>29208581
Why not hunt a dragon and take her virginity as your trophy?

Just make sure it's Ember so you can grab her by the shoulders and spear her on your dick.

>>29208675
>Pisces
Like.. Master Pisces? That unironically autistic guy? We've gone full circle.

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>>29208704
>so you can grab her by the shoulders
You mean horns?

>>29208706
I was thinking the astrological sign, never heard of the other guy. Sagittarius works just as well, I suppose.

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>>29208704
Go to bed Seth