RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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Lovingly wash and scrub your mare.

I claim this thread in the name of nigger faggot

Also, thanks to the last anon from the previous thread >>29173599 for the bread image.

Imma use that next time. Bring back the old memes, make RGRE marely again.

>>29187736
Bread Sticks will ride again.

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>>29187728
Rarity letting you wash her mane would be a huge mark of trust.

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>>29187728
>Rinse her off and lick the rivulets of water that drip down her shiny coat
>Pretend not to hear her stammering protests
>Act confused when she points out that ponies don't give tongue baths
>Listen as her protests give way to confusion, and then quiet arousal as your tongue licks its way down to her sex
>Hold her legs steady as you plant kisses on each teat, making sure to give each milk bag equal attention
>Tease her nipples with your sharp canine teeth
>Give one last parting kiss before traveling further down
>Make it so that she has to take another bath to get clean again
>Repeat the process until the pipes run cold because you used up all the hot water.

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>>29187728
>>29187768
>you will never wash and brush your pone

>>29187797
It's the fastest way to make friends with a pony. You have no idea how valuable a stallion is if he's capable of ensuring that his mare's coat and mane are shiny and clean.

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>>29187736

>Anon cracks his knuckles
>Lyra starts vigorously making out with him
>It turns out that stallions in Equestria pop their joints to signal to mares that they're ready to mate

>Anon stubs his toe, and shouts in pain
>Rainbow Dash shoves her muzzle down the front of his pants
>Turns out that the sound Anon made is very similar to an ancient Pegasus mating call

>Anon waves to Carrot Top
>Little did he know that flailing of the limbs is a key component of the Earth Pony's mating ritual

>Anon gives Roseluck exact change to pay for his flowers
>Turns out that exact change is basically saying "fuck me" in certain Saddle Arabian cultures

>Anon sits quietly in his house
>Not moving is definitely a sign of sexual submission

>The oversexed mares of Ponyville thank Celestia everyday for sending them the naive, gullible, sexy idiot that is Anonymous

>>29187839
> Anon smacks Pinkie Pie on the ass and says "Want some full?"
> Little did he know that that is how stallions signal that they already have taken a vow of celibacy

>>29187839
So you're saying every single mare in Equestria is horny and desperate as fuck and takes the tiniest movement from a male as a sign to fuck all night?

>>29187857
*some fuk

>>29187860
No, they're lying so they have an excuse to fug the monkey.

>>29187873
What will they think when they find out they could have skipped all that nonsense and just said "I NEED HOT MONKEY DICK" and been likely to get it?

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>>29187873
Damn mares, they know I can't resist their fluffiness.

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>>29187839
>Anon has hard time keeping straight face when all the mares are bullshitting him and thinking he is buying it
>He once again gets to writing a letter to Celestia thanking her for sending him to the most sexually desperate town in Equestria
>His payment for it is describing his "adventures" to her
>Every.
>Singe.
>Detail.

>>29187839
kek

> Discord is a very vain stallion
> He visits Fluttershy, only to hear her complaining about the insufferable whimsy of some stallion named Anonymous
> "He's the most whimsical stallion I have ever met!"
> Now Discord's pride is on the line
> As if any stallion could be nearly as whimsical as he
> Discord tracks Anon down to the Canterlot throne room at midnight
> Something makes the draconequus pause
> Anon finishes writing on a cardboard box and cackles to himself as he sneaks away
> Discord goes and reads what is written
"Prettiest pony princess only."
> He is in love
> Everything makes sense now
> Why he isn't as whimsical as this glorious bastard
> Why Celestia kept calling him a dyke
> How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie rolls pop
> Why he could never find his dick, despite many pleasurable hours of poking around his cloaca
> Discord teleports to Fluttershy, giddy with excitement
"Fluttershy, I am actually a mare!"
> "Oh, that's nice."
"I found my true love!"
> "Wow, that's really great."
"You have to help me morph my form into a more feminine one!"
> "Again? Well, it is a special occasion. Let me get the mirror and the tuft brush."
> And they lived happily ever after

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>>29187797
True happiness.

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>>29188019

>>29188067
So tsundere.

>>29187110
>Paparazzi ponies take a picture of Luna kissing a little colt
>Hits the papers the next day
>Shock
>Scandal

>>29188216
Jesus is someone trying to pass that off as real?
It has the artist right in the filename.

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>>29188216
British tabloid shit in Equestria.

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>>29188237
>only see two legs except for Aj's 4
>all the girls are mounting each other in a line.
I bet is smells like heaven under there.

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I'm going to get a vacation since 5th january to have some christmas time with family (orthodox christmas is 1 week after new year), but last things I provided were big long collabs, last was even posted by my pal and not me, so I did a fast rgre pic. Better version of an old rgre one request, about one happy herd

So... have Ra and Rarara rararara Rara while Rara getting rararararararara [lewd]
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/265965358064730112/Sketch431104.png

And tell me what (Ly)Ra and (Marshmallow)Rarara deserved for helping (Colo)Ra(tu)ra. Anon with human stamina can't leave these RaGRaE mares behind, it's their turn now and I have 1 more day for drawings. Make most out of requests and go wild

>>29188216
>My irrelevant thread is being ignored, let's post it to the unrelated general
How about no

>>29188301
Fucking noice.

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>>29188301
Oh shiiit. That's a lot of rararas and love.

>>29188301
Mind if I'll upload this to derpibooru?

>>29188301
That's pretty fucking good.

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>>29188429
I wanted to do it later and with other pics if anons will request them at all. Don't be shy, all Ra's need love and me needs practice. Hard and lewd one preferably, but I can't stop you if you really want it

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>>29188470
Alright. How about 'aftermath'pics with all three? Or maybe cleaning in the bath later?

>>29188507
Front or behind view? And for aftermath they first must have pics of an hour long action

>>29188525
Your call.

>>29188525
Front view please, with preferably some after-action cuddling.

>>29188525
And give them messy manes.

>>29188532
>>29188534
>>29188550
Okay, I'll remember that. Going to sleep, you decide what "actions" must be before that (and how many, with who, how kinky and rgre enough. Anything, from boop Lyra in da snoot until she starts to complain about her mareliness fading off each second to throat swabbing Coloratura while both unicorns use doubled magic on your and her junks until Colo will lose her voice). I'll try to do most of it in time

>>29188610
Double crotch boob job.

>>29188610
>second spoiler
That's unnecesarily cruel thing to do to a singer.
I would want to use her throat for things it was not meant to be though, just to see how well trained it is

>>29187839
>Rarity tells Anon that stallions often pay for services with sex

>Twilight makes him provide cunnilingus to pay his overdue book fee, telling him that it's standard fare in Equestria

>Derpy asks Anon if he'd like to go out to Dinner sometime

>Bon Bon just rapes him and tells him it was his fault for dressing like a slut

>>29188641
>Dear Celestia, today I learned that Bon Bon is a refugee

>>29187839
>>29187928
RGRE in a beautiful beautiful nutshell, dangling in a testicle bra.

>>29188641
>>Bon Bon just rapes him and tells him it was his fault for dressing like a slut
Kek. Isn't there been a lack of sexism in RGRE lately? We used to have that OP picture too that said "sexism is our weapon" or something

Assorted replies to old thread

>>29185298
You haven't been around long enough. Live for at least one more year, then die, and our rees shall shake the heavens.

>>29185540
>>Therapist Anon is trying to get a job at the horsepital but the administrator mare won't hire him because she believes that males cannot rape.

I-is rape an important component of horsepital treatment?

>>29185566
>>Be Forest Anon in Equestria.
>>You are literally a forest.

I never expected anyone to discover my weirdest fetish.

>>29185733
>Trixie romance with requisite tragic past.

This could get me to read almost anything.

>>29188870
>This could get me to read almost anything.
Sleep tight Sethie

>>29188610
>>29188633
That second spoiler is actually almost exactly what I was thinking of requesting. Possibly with a thought bubble: "I know this is terrible for my throat but I just can't get enough!"

A little aftermath coming out the nostril is always appreciated.

So is aftermath-sharing.

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>>29188870
>Be Anon
>Arrive in Equestria via falling through the roof of a minotau'rs house
>The mino seems to speak very little English but is fluent enough to get the point across that your ass is grass
>She takes you to some small building where they put you in a cage and tell you to be quiet
>When she is handed a small bag of gold coins you get really worried
>While you are preparing yourself to be killed another mino comes and points at you
>Next thing you know you are tied up in a cart and being hauled to god knows where
>Eventually they untie you but you could tell by their stern faces and brandished weapons that you would regret any escape attempts
>Shortly after you start seeing colorful little horses on the road
>They would even speak to them occasionally letting you know that these minotaurs, at least, do speak English
>Finally you arrive at some little pony town and the cart stops
>The biggest of the minos comes up to you and says
>"Go to the door and find pony named Moondancer. You belong to her. Obey her or we will come back and break your legs. Understood?"
>You nod violently before she lifts you out of the cart and unceremoniously drops you on the ground
>You scramble to your feet and rush to the door eager to escape these crazy cow people
>When you knock the door is almost instantly opened
>You are greeted by one of the colorful ponies you saw on the trip here
"Hi. Um...are you Moondancer?"

>Be Moondancer
>You are excited because your mail order minotaur husband arrives today
>Sure it may not be the most ETHICAL or SOUND choice you have ever made
>But by Celestia's teats you are lonely and its worth the risk
>According to the letter you got he should be here today
>You were basically camped by the front door all day waiting
>When you heard the knock you threw the door open
>"Hi. Um...are you Moondancer?"
>Holy buck he isnt a minotaur
>HOLY BUCK THAT'S A HUMAN!
>HUMANS ARE REAL?
>YOU BOUGHT A HUMAN!?!
>In the perfect display of marehood you pass out

>>29189026
There isn't any more coming from me by the way. I love the idea of Anon being a mail order bride and this is basically an idea post. I dont have the time or inclination to write

>>29188925
??

>>29189056
I can't be too mad, since it's content, but I am mad though.

>>29187797
>>29188019
>Trixie sighed contentedly
>Truly this was proof of her greatness!
>The most magnificent spell she had ever performed
>If only her rival could see her now, how jealous she'd be of Trixie
>Who was the master of magic now, Sparkle!?
>Who conjured a coltfriend from thin air
>Who-oh yeah, right there, don't stop
>She leaned into the fingers scratching at the base of her ears
>Where was Trixie?...
>Trixie is going to do unspeakable things to this colt, oh yes...

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>>29189251
oh yes

>>29188237
Shouldn't they be standing in the lane of a bowling alley?

Which of the stories in the archive are top-tier? I want reading material but I don't want to comb over shit

>>29189510
>Be writefag
>Be tempted to self-advertise

>>29189510
I haven't read them all, but I feel like most of the authors who made it into the pastebin are at least not shit.

I've been reading through FrostyBox's pastebin, and aside from the extreme prevalence of people chirping instead of speaking, it's pretty good.
http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox
I like: Scoota's Sun Adventure, Ruby's Dad (really short), Just'a Good Ol'Girls (incomplete).

It Gave Me Goosebumps by Heli-Anon is good.
http://pastebin.com/u/HeliAnon

Lots of stuff by LaP.
http://pastebin.com/u/LaPsbin

Uh-hmmm and brandnewwritefag have some good stuff.

>>29188237
Given the homage in that bowling alley in that one episode, I'm surprised they haven't done more references like this one.

>>29189510
Avoid herdanon he's complete garbage.

>>29189510
It's a shame more stories here aren't written prose, or that more of them aren't converted to prose. It really limits the medium and is difficult to read sometimes because everyone has different rules about dialogue, transitions, etc. people with more faith in themselves should definitely try posting them on fimfic, and it would be easier to sort the good from the bad. or maybe that's the goal all along.

>>29189615
How do I know you're not herdanon with the typical artist's hatred for their own work?

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Have there been any greens involving this hot cunt?

>>29189627
Because herdanon's work has terrible grammar and is quite terrible.
It's easy to spot herdanon because of this.

>>29189026
Moar pls

>>29189573
Do it faggot.

>>29189615
The stuff he's posted lately isn't complete trash. But the generic RGRE in the pastebin is impossible to read because of errors.

>>29189695
There was one written by LaP

>>29189695
not for a long while

>>29189739
You think so? So should i give the new stuff a read or?

>>29189780
I'd say pass, even though it's not complete trash, it's still pretty trashy.

>>29188668
kek.

>>29189615
Not really criticism but okay.
>>29189627
I do hate some of what i post but i try to get better and i know at least one person likes it... i hope. >>29189725
I... Well yeah at the beginning. Is it still that bad? If so I'd really like to know where I'm fucking up.
>>29189739
Thank you Anon. At least I'm getting a bit better.
>>29189795
Sorry, I'm trying to get better.
>>29189510
I like LAP and alot of the other writefriends here I'd recommend reading Anal, Frosty and Amphetanon for starters.

>>29189901
>what i post
>Not "what I post"
This is part of your problem. The content of your stories isn't bad, but it's painful to read.

>>29189901
Just keep working on it writefriend. Work on revising what you write and don't give up.

>>29189901
>>29189914
>but it's painful to read.
This tbqh Herd. I don't want to say you're bad at writing- you're not technically, you seem to understand most grammatical rules- just all the goddamn typos, weird capitalization and misspellings make it impossible. I'm sorry.

>>29189606
>>29189901
Thanks friendos for the recommends, I'll start my reading binge tonight

>>29189901
Not those other Anons, but I think you're doing well. You could always do better in the ways they said, but I like your stuff.

>>29189914
I normally correct the I's in the story now. I just don't do it for post like this normally because I'm a dirty mobile fag because my computer is trash. I'll start doing ot now though, thank you.
>>29189938
Weird capitalization? And i guess I'll go back and start fixing all the typos in the story. I can see why it's running people off. Holly fuck, I typed like a autistic monkey!

>>29189954
Thank you. I'm sorry I've been fucking up so bad. Tomorrow I'll start fixing all the typos in my story so it's more understandable.
>>29189971
Holy, not holly you dumb fu- oh wait, that's me...

>>29190016
Hey HerdAnon I don't even notice your mistakes most times though you can make use of another read through or two

>>29190076
I 100% agree. I know he does make some errors but I dont see how its "unreadable" unless you are hyper OCD about grammar in which case I dont suggest you read fanfiction at all because OH BOY

>>29190076
>>29190137
I appreciate it, thank you.

Welp I'm going to bed. Night thread.

>>29189026
I had idea about unicorns actually, stand back as I autism...

>For the past eleven months now you and Twilight have both been eagerly awaiting the birth of your !Son! or !Daughter!
>You don't know which yet because the little shit keeps crossing their legs everytime you bother to check.
>Already in the womb and they are showing your genes.
>You couldn't be prouder.
>Still according to the books and the horse doctors Twilight should be ready to pop any day now.
>You're so excited /you/ feel like your about explode!
>BOOM!
>HOLY SH-
>You dive for cover as the whole castle shakes and a bright violet light bathes the building in its rays.
>"ANOOOOOOOON!"
>Twilight!
"Hang on!"
>Even as the castle shakes loose around you, you sprint through the falling loose mortar and gems.
>Skidding on the posh Saddle Arabian rug you finally reach your bedroom.
>Wrenching open the doors you are just in time for Twilight to suddenly gasp in surprise.
>Then there is nothing but white Light.
>Have you gone blind?
>Clutching your eyes you try to blink the blindness away.
"T-Twilight?"
>You rub your eyes and still there is nothing to be had
>Heavy breathing fills the room and the scent of sweat and ozone fills the air.
>Magic was cast here, strong too if the smell is right.
>But what the hell did Twilight have to fight off?!
"Twi, come on hun, talk to me here!"
>Finally the star of your life finally speaks!
>"S-hah-sorry Anon...just tired..."
>Oh hey you can start to make out blurry shapes.
>Making your way to the purple blob that you think is your wife you come to a rest beside her gently feeling over her body.
"Are you okay? What happened? Is the baby a-"
>Suddenly a wide gaping pit opens in your gut.
>Your teeth clack shut as you feel where Twilight's adorably round tummy should be.
>Only there isn't anything there but smooth /flat/ skin.

>>29190293
>"Oh, don't worry Anon, heh, I did it!"
"Did what?"
>Oh shit, turn down the aggression there!
>Twilight looks at you and you can start to pick out the details of confusion.
>"Our baby's born, can't you tell?"
>You spare her a look before looking over her belly once more to see it back to normal before wildly looking around the bed trying to see if you missed something.
"Twi, this isn't a joke, what happened?"
>"Anon I told yo- eep!"
>You lifted Twilight up into the air as you search beneath her for your child.
>No bodily fluids, no wailing babe, where the hell is your kid!?
"Twilight where's our kid!"
>Even as you set the mare down Twilight grabs onto you with her magic, you struggle against it making the mare huff in effort.
>"Anon, calm down, let me explain!"
>Breathing deeply you close your eyes counting to ten before looking at the mare.
"Answers. Now."
>"It's a quirk of unicorn birth, to insure the best possible way of the best magic users pass on their genes that dates back for thousands of years, even Star-"
"Twilight."
>Twilight winces at the tone you've taken, "Sorry, sorry! Um, well for a unicorn foal to be born, they need to be born from magic, with magic and given a bit of their parents to be properly born."
"From magic, with magic. Twi what are you talking about?"
>Twilight rubs her ear in thought, "Well, it's not any set spell that gives life, but every mother gathers as much fuel for the spell while their child grows and their own body is given form."
"Okay..."
>"I wish you'd let me use my charts for this, but essentially the body in me was just that, a body, for our baby to be born, I needed to give a bit of a jump start to let their own soul form inside..."

>>29190301
>Now you're not a magic wizard like Twilight, but the bits and pieces that you studied told you something quite simple, some things are /not/ meant to be fucked with. Usually because of the ridiculous costs of power needed to preform the spell, soul creation and life is one of those things.
"Twi, how much did it take?"
>"Now Anon, unicorns have given birth like this for y-"
"Twilight Sparkle."
>"Um, round three fourths?"
>You sit down and hold you face before letting out a groan.
"Twilight, why. Just, just why? You could have nearly died!"
>"It's a culturally important heritage of mine that I passed with flying colors! Most unicorns need to use ninety percent of their reserves to do it!"
"That's not the point, child birth i-"
>You pause before you remember your original question.
"Then where's our kid?!"
>"Oh well the stork has to deliver it."
>Fucking wat.
>Seeing the look on your face Twilight hastily explains, "Well from using so much magic in one concentrated burst as well as eleven months of preperation. Um magic tends to act a bit crazy at times. Some theorists think that Discord might have had a paw in it."
>"Now that my dear is completly untrue, that's just Harmony being a prissy neat freak" Discord says popping out from a light bulb socket.
"What."
>"Oh nothing, nothing. Never mind me Anon, you simply enjoy your time with your, ahem." Discord adjusts his reading glasses, "Wifefu, is that how you pronounce it?"
>Flipping the bird at the Chaos God you simply turn to Twilight.
"Okay, so storks, why?!"
>"W-well unicorn foals often tend to appear in the most obtuse places, so as a way to insure our species didn't die out we've contracted storks from gosh I don't know since the beginning of time, anyway Storks are notoriously good magic detectors so they often find the foal wrap them up and deliver them here."
"What do they get out of it then?"

>>29190311
S' good and I like it, but please learn about the Oxford comma.

Just a minor nitpick, I still like it.

>>29190337
Grammar nazi plz leave

>>29190311
Are you implying that Twilight permanently gave up 3/4 of her magic to give birth to her foal, or that it took up magical energy equivalent to 3/4 of her magical reserves and will be replenished over time?

>>29190311
Don't tell me you're done, I need to know what the storks get out of it!
I love the foreign biology part of worldbuilding.

>>29190345
No, I must have my reading material made by people who receive nothing in return immaculate and perfect.

As I said duderino, minor nitpick. I'm not bothered.

>>29190356
I wonder if they get to name the kid

>>29190311
>"Back then it used to be for safety and care as well as having payment in the form of magic that they can eat from the bleed off from the foal."
"Wait so there are vampire storks eating our baby?!"
>"No! Well, more like symbiosis? Anyway it'll be fine! Honest!"
>You sit down on the bed and run a hand through your hair.
"The minute I start to think I have you silly little ponies figured out you suddenly pull the rug out from underneath me, you know that?"
>Twilight leans against you, "I'm sorry, but hey at least we're both learning!"
>You merely let out a forced chuckle wrapping an arm around your wife.
"So, how long does it take for the kid to get here anyway?"
>"They are usually really quick about-"
>The castle bells ding and dong loudly through out the castle making you wince.
"We have /got/ to replace those."
>"Y-yeah, they are rather alarming aren't they?"
"That was a terrible pun and you know it."
>Twilight merely sticks her tongue out at you and you catch her horn starting to glow.
>With a quick hand you reach over and pinch it.
"Nope!"
>"Ah!~ Anon! Not now, I was going to answer the door!"
"Not when you've burnt through that much magic, now come on we can walk."
>"Ugh, I'm still pretty full you don't need to treat me like glass you know I'm plenty tough!"
"Nope!"
>With that you scoop your wife up and go to answer the door.
>Thud
>At the odd noise you look at Twilight who merely shrugs at you.
>Thud!
>Hurrying to the door you're almost across the hall when-
>THUD!
>It bursts open to reveal a simply huge stork with a small bundle in it's beak.
>The storks eyes are wild and almost blood shot as it focuses in on you both with razor intensity.
>"YOU TWO!"
>Stiffening in place you merely widen your eyes a fraction.
>"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE THIS KID GAVE ME?!"

>>29190367

>A small giggle comes from the bundle and you see a small hand reach out grasping for the stork.
>At the sight of the hand the stork which had a booming voice reminding you of the drill sargent of Full Metal Jacket suddenly squeals like a little girl before thrusting the bundle to you.
>"Here! Take it! I don't want her anymore! I'm done! Out! Sayonarra! BYE!"
>Before either of you can stop him the stork is already flapping his way out the door in a flurry of wings.
>You have to stifle a snicker as you can see he's missing a few tail feathers making him look rather like a plucked chicken around his butt.
>"Oh Anon, she's beautiful."
>Turning to Twilight you frown at her using her magic to hold your kid up, but well your hands were already full of plush real estate anyway.
>Adjusting yourself you peek over Twilight's withers to look into the blanket.
>You feel your face melt at the sheer adorable look of confusion and excitement that's on her face.
>She has Twilight's eyes you notice, then there is your hair, with a lighter strip running through it and oh my goodness those cute little hands are so tiny!
>OH! You now understand your mother's habit of photos, little moments like this ar-
>Suddenly you see her nose wiggle and a sneeze from the infant makes you blink.
>When you open your eyes you find instead of your adorable daughter, a empty blanket and nappy.
"Twilight."
>"No, that's not normal."
"Wh-"
>Giggling interupts you then as you both look up into the roots of the treebrary where your daughter has her mouth around one of the gems holding the memory of Twilight's wedding day.
>At seeing you both your babe shrieks in delight waving at you both as you stare up in amazement.
"Oh that's not fair, she can't even climb yet! That's not fair at all!"
>"Anon!"
"It's not!"
>Before you both can start an arguement you watch as your daughter teeter then drop from the branch!
>"OH-MY-CELESTIA!"
"HONEY CATCH!"

>>29190337
I only see one list
>"...for a unicorn foal to be born, they need to be born from magic, with magic and given a bit of their parents to be properly born."
and it's not really ambiguous without the Oxford comma, though I do think it'd read better with one.

If we're nitpicking grammar, I think a more important one is that "wifefu" should be in scare quotes (single quotes in this case, since it's inside a quotation).

>>29190428
I was more focused on
>Well from using so much magic in one concentrated burst as well as eleven months of preperation.
Which should be
>Well, using so much magic in one concentrated burst, as well as eleven months of preparation

or

>so as a way to insure our species didn't die out we've contracted storks from gosh I don't know since the beginning of time,
Which should be
>so as a way to insure our species didn't die out, we've contracted storks from, gosh, I don't know, since the beginning of time!

>>29189026
reminds me a lot of "your human and you" to be honest.

>Fluttershy stalks Anon
>wants to kidnap him and keep him in her shed all to herself
>but she's too shy to do it
>so she clones herself with the Mirror Pool
>she has to teach the clones how to properly catch a stallion
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IE9IRwSzYHg

>>29190425
>You hike your wife up in your hands and bodily toss her through the air!
>It looks good
>Twi's wings spread wide to catch the air!
>She's al-
>Another sneeze
>And Twilight hits the wall!
>Wincing you walk over and help her up.
"Sorry Hon..."
>"I's okay, owie, where's"
>Giggling behind you answers you as you find your daughter laying on the floor wiggling happily in her blanket.
>Ooooh the shit is strong with this one...
>"Celestia above my dad was right."
"About what?"
>"That'd I'd have one just like me when I had kids, oh sweet sunspots this is not gonna be fun."
"You tormented your dad didn't you."
>"It was accidental!"
>Letting out a large belly laugh you simply shake your head and scoop up your daughter.
"Well wife o'mine, what shall we call the little sprout?"
>"Well I did have that list of names we could go over."
"Hm, tempting, but what about something between our two names?"
>"Like a mishmash?"
"Something like that, I was personally thinking something like Stargaze A. Moose, or Sam for short."
>"What's the A for then?"
"Athena, old world goddess of wisdom, just like my own little goddess." You nuzzle against your wife for good measure.
>"A-anon, please, I'm hardly a goddess..."
"Mm, nope still beautiful, still smart and adorkable!"
>"W-well if you are really set on the name..."
"You don't mind?"
>"Well no, besides it's usually the colt the decides the name anyway!~"
"Curses, I've been foiled into fitting the mold once again!"
>"You're such a dork."
"Only for you." You lean in for a kiss when you hear a sneeze and feel something distinctively not your wife's cheek.
>Looking better you find that your kissing your daughters cheek instead, and judging by the smug look on her face she knows it.
>Daww my little daughter can't be this big a shitposter

>>29190352
I was thinking that it's recoverable, it's just trying to do something as complicated and resource intensive as giving birth can be like trying to cast a spell to big for your britches. You wind up dying from trying to complete the spell which helps explain why there are so few unicorns compared to other races
Not only do you have the mindset of one and a spare for noble houses and businesses, but also of a very resource intensive method of procreation that helps insure that the magic stays strong.

>>29190482
We need green where Anon explains the horrors of human birth.

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>>29190500
Wouldn't that just be earth pony birth, but easier since we've developed pain killers, and all kinds of other shit to ease the burden and ensure the safety of the child?

>>29190524
To be frank I don't really know how to make Earth Pony biology be weird aside from BMW's idea of fusion like a Crystal Gem hybrid only with marshmellow fluff instead of light. Though the idea of, well no that wouldn't work that's only Pinkie, you all remember how Pinkie fell to pieces right I was thinking that Earth Ponies have some kind of leggo build a block pone type thing that was simlair, but I can't think of a flimsy enough excuse for that to be a birth thing instead of a reptiles defense of Oh you got me, but I can cut that off and still live fucker type thing you know?

>>29190468
Those aren't Oxford commas. But I agree that those would be good revisions (though I'm often told I go too hard on commas myself).

>>29190345
For me it's more about giving feedback than Alt-Write.
RGRE is my favorite general, so I like to help. Maybe I should keep it to the Writefags' Guild, but, eh.

>>29190482
Is good. Thank you for writing.

>>29190468
Another grammar nitpick for any writefags following: when dialog is cut off, there should be a hyphen.
From,
>"I's okay, owie, where's"
to,
>"I's okay, owie, where's-"

>>29190535
The obvious one to me would be similar. "Earth Pony" isn't a metaphor. They're literally made of earth.

Like traditional alchemists, a momma pony and a poppa pony gather up shit from the dam and semen from the sire and mix it with mud in the appropriate mold. They go and dance every full moon for 11 moons, and then she gives "birth" to a goo made of life itself, it mixes and comes forth, a fully formed foal!

There are some potential ways to make that either less or MUCH MUCH MORE gross.

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>>29189695
I need more Eris in my life.

>>29190425
kek
just as bad as flurry heart is to shining and cadence

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>>29190482
>>"A-anon, please, I'm hardly a goddess..."
Well, she is an alicorn so.

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>>29189914
fuck you typose are awsome and sexy

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>>29189026
>slavery
I eat'n steak tonight!

>>29189251
>>If only her rival could see her now, how jealous she'd be of Trixie
Moar?

>>29190657
>”Fluttershy, I’m in LOVE!”
>The yellow pegasus yelps as Discord bursts through her door, sending her animals scattering for cover.
>”I’ve never felt this way before and it’s so exciting!” Discord gushes, doing loops through the air until he looked like a coiled spring, complete with a comical stretching sound.
>Fluttershy sighs and blows a bit of her mane out of her face. “Discord, did you have to-!”
>Then what the chaos spirit said clicks in her head, making the mare blink. Not a moment later, a blinding smile finds its way to her face.
>”Discord, I’m so happy for you! I never thought you’d think that way over another pony!” Fluttershy exclaims happily, her wings beating light in excitement. “Who is it?”
>”Ah, but he’s not a mare. He’s something a million times better!” Discord almost yells, his smile getting larger. “I can smell it on him. All the mischief and disorder just bubbling beneath his skin, yet, so controlled and ready to be used by a male who ISN’T a sissy. And never have I felt an actual physical attraction before him...”
>The draconequus brings his hands to his reddening face as steam pours from his ears. “Ohh my the lewd things I’d do to that unique bod...”
>Fluttershy found her face getting red too. “A-a stallion? Y-you’re attracted to a s-stallion? But that’s forbidden love!”
>Discord clicked his tongue and shook a talon dismissively. “A prissy stallion? I think not. My tastes are far more patrician. No, I want a man. A HUman to be precise. And nothing is off limits to me.”

1/?

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>>29191096
>That stopped the young mare’s steamy thoughts for a moment.
>”A human? But the only one is...”
>”Anonymous!” The spirit finishes with a red faced grin. “Just his name makes my heart flutter!”
>And true enough, a heart shape was beating an outline on his chest.
>”Ooohhhhh~”
>With the back of his hand over his eyes, Discord swoons and ‘faints’ into a fancy loveseat that appears in a puff of smoke.
>”But...” Fluttershy bites her lip. “I don’t want to sound offencive, but how are you going to attract him? He seems like he’s only interested in females...”
>Discord stands back up, the conjured loveseat vanishing as he puts his fingers to his chin in thought.
>”Hmm...” The draconequus hums to himself as he goes over ideas. “Try as I am? No, that’ll fail. Cheesy fated romance thing? Nope. He’s as chaotic as I and would rebel... No, no mind control. I want him to come to me freely.”
>He giggles. “Heh. Cumming freely.”
>Then, his eyes go wide. “That’s it! And it’ll shake things up for me, too. Ol’ Discord, you’re a genious! To avoid not-so funny confusion, just call me Eris after this, will you Flutters?”
>Fluttershy is interrupted from any more lewd thoughts as Discord conjures a full sized mirror in front of himself with a snap of his fingers.
>”Hmm, lets see...”
>The chaotic spirit snaps his fingers again, turning his whole body an earthy red clay color.
>He then grabs his face and starts molding it, show that he is indeed made out of clay.

2/?

>>29191099
>His long face, after a few abstract mess-ups, replaced with a slim, angular muzzle complete with a saucy, one fanged grin.
>He pulls his goatee off, stretching it like taffy before mixing with his short mane, creating a full head of long and voluminous hair.
>Looking down, he ponders his lower body for just a moment before smiling. His hands then pull at his hips, giving them a gentle flare.
>He does the same to his shoulders, pulling them out just enough to complement the widened hips and making his body and hourglass figure.
>By now, Fluttershy has figured out where this was going and could only mutely gape.
>The clay Discord-Eris taps his-her? Chin.
>Fluttershy decided that “her” fit better for her own sanity.
>Putting a thumb in her mouth, Eris blows on it, puffing her now delicate looking cheeks out.
>The the same sound as a helium tank filling a balloon, a pair of round, perky teats sprout from Eris’ chest. At the same time, her rump fills out just enough to form a gentle curve with the rest of her body.
>As an afterthought, the tall spirit puffs up the tuft on her chest and pulls it just barely low enough to over her nipples.
>Now the odd spirit has gone from “Hourglass” to “Drop dead gorgeous.”

3/4

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>>29191102
>With a smile, she turns back from clay to her normal colors.
>”Oh yes, now he’ll-” The now feminine Discord stops at hearing her own voice. “Oops.”
>Her eagle hand goes into her mouth and down her own throat, where the sound of a switch flipping is heard.
>Pulling the hand out, the curvy chaos personification clears her throat. “One more try...” she says, then grins when her voice comes out rich and husky.
>”Now for the most important change.”
>With a snap of her fingers... Nothing happens.
>The yellow and only slightly mentally scarred witness jumps back when Eris suddenly yelps and crosses her legs.
>”Oof,” she almost gags. “T-that was none too pleasant. Note to self: organs all shift upwards with a snatch.”
>”...”
>Poor Fluttershy can only blink and wonder what she just saw.
>”Well well well, who is this fine lady?” Eris grins to herself as she slowly turned in front of the mirror, striking erotic poses. “Get ready, my sweet Anon. Imma beat that dickie up!”
>And with that, Fluttershy’s strained mind finally gave her mercy and let her faint.

4/4

>>29190524
We need this.

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NOF coming in with a >green elbow drop!

>>29191112
My dick became iron.

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>>29191112
>“Get ready, my sweet Anon. Imma beat that dickie up!”
My fucking sides.

You're really good at capturing Discord in all his chaotic and nutcase glory. But I suppose it's 'Eris' now.

>>29191112
>Eris go coma
>Stamina

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>>29191112
Moar

is frostybox ever going to continue "Prince Anonymous"?

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>>29191112
>Imma beat that dickie up!”

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>Zecora brews yet another one of her many potions before you.
>You've been running small errands for most of Ponyville's residents and the outskirts, too. Today, you were delivering these potions that she was preparing.
>Something something poison joke.
>You've been here for what, two years know?
>Twilight would know, down to the hour. She's a smart pony.
>Some things were difficult to adapt to...
>Like a purely vegetarian diet.
>No meat at all.
>Tasty, fleshy, meat.
>The soft, but chewy texture...
>Mmm...
>"Anonymous?"
Yfsh?
>"I must request that you rewind, for it appears you have sunk your teeth into my behind."
Nhh Hmm Nht.
>"You are."
>You totally aren't.
>Right?

>>29191429
>>Some things were difficult to adapt to...
>>Like a purely vegetarian diet.
>>No meat at all.
Stopped reading, don't be a pitiful faggot and go hunting.

>>29191438
Hunting is illegal in Equestria.

>>29191441
Then go Fishing.

Even Fluttershy does it.

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>>29191441
>he lets that stop him
What a faggot. Get some loyal hunting dogs to help out then, make it look like it was just wild animals.

>>29191429
yeah,
>>29191438
is right. there are nine essential amino acids found in meat that the human body is incapable of producing on its own. he would at least have to consume whole eggs which, judging by the size and amount of actual livestock farming we've seen in ponyville, would be quite hard to come by in the amounts required.

but, if you're writing a story wherein anon fills his mouth with delicious zebra butt, then please continue.

>>29188870
>I-is rape an important component of horsepital treatment?
Therapist
The rapist
get it?

>>29191469
I mean he *could* go vegetarian, but it'd be difficult.

Though on the eggs front, considering how much Cake and such exists in Equestria, I'd bet there's lots of eggs to go around.

>>29191490
What if they use something other than egg in their ingredients?

>>29191490
>>29191494
you can replace eggs in cakes and such with mixtures of other ingredients, like milk/cream, oil, flour, and baking soda, which would all be in much greater supply, given that herds of cattle make their living off of selling milk, and the rest of their plant-based cooking/food economy.

>>29191474
My mind refuses to allow this.

>>29191490
>>29191494
They don't. They use eggs in baked goods, as well as for breakfast, in a number of episodes.

I really don't think they'd have much trouble meeting a human's protein needs with a vegetarian diet; but if I were there I'd definitely go fishing regularly.

I also bet hunting's not illegal in the Everfree forest. Manticore steaks!

>>29191543
you also have to understand that hunting in the everfree to a HiE not specialized in adventuring or hunting is dangerously stupid, and would be no where near as easy as they portray it in fiction. even if you could build a crossbow, it's still like a gearless scrub walking into a WPVP zone. maybe you'll find something you can take, but in all likeliness the stuff that will find you lived long enough to do so because it's a big ugly bastard.

>>29187999
Underrated whimsey.

>>29179481
>THE GOOD ONE
All my yous
Well not ALL of them. I'm saving some up for DD2.

>>29191717
All of them have Drama, except Fluttershy. As long as she gets her snuggles and dickings, she's a happy mare.

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>>29191089
Maybe.

>Ponies are supportive of their gay alien friend Anon
>Anon is not actually gay
>"You don't need to try to be something you aren't Anon."
>"No, I won't go out with you. You need to accept who you are and not pretend to be what society tells you to be."
>My dear friend Anonymous, my little ponies have been telling me about you being troubled. I assure you the ponies in this town won't think any worse of you for wanting to be with a stallion. There may only be a few of them but I know for a fact that there are several eligible bachelor stallions 'of that persuasion' in Ponyville."
>"'TIS TRUE, SIR ANONYMOUS. WE DESIRE FOR OUR SUBJECTS TO BE HAPPY. HOMOSEXUALITY IS ONLY A MILD ABOMINATION IN OUR EYES."
Maybe cadence tries for a threeway?
Or plays matchmaker

>>29191429
Keep going.

>>29191112
Discord is the only character that this name changing stuff is tolerable for.
You are doing a good job.

>>29190482
Alternate biology a good.
Babies a shit.
Okay/10

>>29189901
Write more things for us.

>>29189251
You can't just leave it there.
You have to continue it.
>>29189026
Same goes for you.

>>29188870
>I-is rape an important component of horsepital treatment?
The rapist.
I want to do more forest Anon stuff

>>29187999
More.

>>29187928
Celestia demands friendship reports.
MORE LETTERS!

>>29187857
>>29187839
I am amuse.

>>29188301
well since rara is a kinky bitch and lyra apparently doesnt get a say in anything, maybe rara + ra 69 and anon watched

>>29191358
The one with the skateboards and scootaloo?
Wasn't that one finished?

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>>29188618
Part 2 of RarararararaGRE stuff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/202485433056100352/266185298218713088/sKiA683g2.png

Next is
>>29188987
or
>>29192228
or Anons can suggest more?

>>29192250
Unf. Earth pony is superior this time.

Feeling the gentle, tingling pressure of magical fingers against your prostate as Rarity and Lyra take turns sitting on your face, rewarding you with the occasional caress or squeeze whenever your tongue does something right. Coloratura's lips around your tip keep you on edge

>>29191112
I love it. Got how Discord can be flighty and laser-focused on something at the same time perfectly, and the transformation scene was so much more fun and cartoony then just 'poof imma girl now' especially with almost forgetting his/her voice and ending with the funbits. With the parting line sending my sides into low orbit.

gib moar

Reposting since it was so short and continuing.

> Be Anon, on the weekend at your uncle's
> You've been coming here most weekends since you were a kid, riding horses and helping out with chores
> It's not like you're crazy about horses, but they are kinda cool, and Uncle Nemo has back problems from time to time
> It also helps that he gave you a chestnut mare for your tenth birthday
> "Anon, this is your horse. She's a good filly, treat her well. She is your ticket to all the girls you could want."
> At the time, you weren't that interested, you were ten after all
> You did notice old Nemo did have a different "aunt" every three or four of months, so he must have been onto something
> So you took care of Natalie, as you called her
> Feeding her apples and carrots to gain her trust, taking her for rides, brushing her down, and so on
> She grew up with you, following you around the enclosure, nuzzling you from time to time
> It was nice, and made up for how few friends you had in high school
> Natalie would listen as you complained about your day
> About how your crush didn't notice you
> About the dumb things you said
> You poured out your soul to that horse, and she did her best to comfort you
> Three months after you graduated, you got the news
> Uncle Nemo is selling his home
> Seems his back problems finally got the best of him, and he's stuck in a wheelchair
> He has buyers for most of his horses, old friends of his for the most part
> But you have to figure out what to do with Natalie
> There aren't that many stables close by, and you will not, cannot sell her
> The Saturday noon sun finds you on her back, riding around Nemo's pasture

>>29192415
> You have until the end of the month to find a new place for the both of you
> But you aren't thinking of that right now
> It's a relaxing, exhilarating feeling, the wind on your face, the powerful muscles churning beneath you
> You feel more safe in the saddle than anywhere else
> Natalie whinnies, churning the ground as she turns the corner of the fence
> There's a shimmering in the air coming up fast
> Natalie slows, but barrels through it nonetheless
> It feels like a gust of hot, humid air for the half second you pass through it
> Then you are on the other side, and Nat stumbles to a stop
> You are no longer on your uncle's land
> You can't see any fences, just apple trees as far as the eye can see
> "What the neigh? Where the neigh am I? Apples on trees, on the ground...am I in neighing heaven?"
> The voice is a pleasant contralto, with only the slightest rasp
> It's also decidedly female sounding
> ...
> You look down at the trembling mare beneath you
"Nat, are you talking?"
> She turns her head to the side, her eye going wide
> "Holy neigh, you can understand me? Anon, I- I think we're in heaven."
> You lean forward and pat her neck
> ...
"Excuse me a moment. WHAAAAAAAT. THEEEEEEEEEEEE. EVERLOVING. FUUUUUUUUUUUNIONS."
> Nat prances in place, glancing around
> "Feel better?"
"Yeah."
> Natalie walks forward, ears twitching
> "See any angels or whatever?"
> You smile a little
"Natalie, we are probably not in heaven. This is an orchard, where apples actually come from. We are probably still on Earth."
> Nat paws at the ground a little
> "What about that orange foal? That's weird."
"What?"
> You glimpse some movement in your peripheral vision
> Turning your head, you spy what seems to be an orange pony with a cowboy hat, pulling a wagon full of apple bushels

>>29192418
> The pony stops when she sees you and Nat, then unhitches herself
> You slide out of the saddle, no point in being more intimidating than you have to be
> Your horse nickers at you, but her eyes and ears are focused on the newcomer
> The orange pony halts at about three yards from you and tips her hat
> "Howdy, mah name's Applejack. What brings y'all down to Sweet Apple Acres? You ain't lost, are you?"
> You should feel more surprise at another talking horse, but the cowboy hat bothers you
> There is enough civilization here to produce a hat, how is that possible?
> Meanwhile, Nat does the talking
> "We might be lost. Is this heaven?"
> Applejack tilts her head
> "Nah, this here is the Apple family orchards right outside Ponyville. You have heard of Ponyville, right? Or at least Canterlot?"
> That last one snaps you out of your thoughts
"Canterlot? Is there some King Arthur horse ruling this horse Narnia?"
> The orange pony turns to Nat with concern
> "Did your stallion here hit his head? He ain't makin' a lick of sense."
> Natalie flicked an ear
> "I don't think so. Humans are just silly sometimes, it's what makes them cute."
> You blush a little at the comment, and Nat nickers in amusement

>>29192421
> Applejack looks between the two of you, a small smile on her face
> "If you say so. Well, ah guess the other thing is if you were from some other world or something."
> Your horse swings her head to the side to look you in the eye
> You shrug
"Might be. I've never heard of those places, or even talking ponies before."
> Applejack looks a little troubled by your answer
> "Right sorry to hear that. Ah'll introduce you to Twilight, she's been dealing with that portal stuff a lot, she oughta be able to help you."
> She turns and trots off into the apple trees
> You shrug at Nat and move to follow
> You are getting some serious Narnia vibes, there better not be some magical monarch oppressing the land
> At least it's not winter
> Natalie walks behind you, occasionally bumping her snout against your arm
> You smile, reminded of all the times she did the same thing, begging for treats
> ...
> "Hey Anon, ask her if I can eat these apples."
> Yup, just like old times
"Say, Miss Applejack, it' been a while since Nat and I had breakfast. Would it be alright if we had a few apples?"
> Applejack chuckles, glancing at you
> "Ah'll do you one better. Let's stop by the house an Ah'll fix a proper lunch for everypony."
> You raise your eyebrows
"That's very generous of you, thank you very much."
> She snorts, a smile lingering around her lips
> "What kind of mare would Ah be if Ah let a stallion starve? Hope y'all like apples though, it's something of a family specialty."

>>29192424
> Nat grins
> Can horses normally grin?
> Usually it's baring their teeth, right?
> Narnia magic, that's your bet
> "I'm looking forward to it."

> You look down at your portion
> A huge slice of apple pie, some toast, and a glass of what can only be apple juice
> You knew that horses have a sweet tooth, but dessert for lunch?
> Well, one time can't hurt
> There doesn't seem to be any forks or anything, guess you'll have to use your hands
> You pick it up and take a bite
> You nearly moan from the taste
> A perfect mix of apple and cinnamon, sweet but not too sweet
> The crust is flakey and buttery and not too dry
> The apple filling practically melts in your mouth
> You swallow with some regret, consoled only by the prospect of more pie
"This is, without a doubt, the best apple pie I have ever had. I think I'm in love!"
> Applejack blushes, tipping her hat
> "Glad you like it."
> You turn to see how Natalie is enjoying it, only to see her large tongue mop up the last of the crumbs on her plate
> She eyes the rest of the pie in its tin
> The cowpony follows her gaze and smiles
> "Go on and have it. Ah imagine it takes a lot to feed a big mare like yourself."
> Nat's eyes sparkle with happiness as she digs in
> What a glutton
> Of course, the entire time, you have also been tearing into your slice of the pie
> It gets kind of messy, with some of the syrup dripping onto you fingers

>>29192432
> You look around, but there doesn't seem to be any napkins on the table
> You simply lick your fingers clean
> When you look up, you see both mares staring at you
"It was really good filling, didn't want to waste it."
> Applejack blushes
> Natalie's nostrils flare
> "Applejack, are you in a herd?"
> The pony's blush deepens
> "To be honest, no."
> Nat turns to you, ears flicking happily
> "Let's add her to our herd, so we can have delicious apple foods everyday. She already wants to rut you."
> You have no words
"What?"
> Except that one
> Applejack hides her face with her hat
> Natalie tilts her head
> "Your uncle had his herd of horses he would rut, and I think it's time you start making one of your own."
> You feel queasy
> What the hell, Uncle Nemo?
"Tell me he never... with you..."
> She shakes her head
> "Of course not, you're my human. Speaking of which, any time you are ready, just let me know. I've been looking forward to it ever since you started smelling like a real male."
> Applejack puts her hat back on her head, a determined expression on her face
> "Anonymous, Ah can't rightly couple with you unless you've had your alpha, wouldn't be proper. So don't you mind about mah inclinations. And Natalie? You got to be more roundabout with stallions, they don't cotton to being propositioned so bluntly."
> Your horse nickers sadly
> "Do you not want to rut me, Anon?"
> What are you supposed to say?
> You stroke her neck, trying to think
> She leans into your touch, nickering happily
> Back home, you wouldn't even consider it
> Here, though
> She can talk, and has a rather nice voice
> Nat is a person here, not an animal
> And she likes you
> Really likes you
> And you were going to move out of home, just to continue living with her

>>29192437
"I do, Nat. Just give me time to get myself ready for it, alright?"
> Natalie smiles
> "Alright. And then after, you can rut Applejack."
> The pony hides her face again
> This is so ridiculous
> You laugh
"I want to get to know her a bit more before anything like that. Besides, we still need to find a place to live here."
> Applejack peeks at you from under her hat
> "You ain't trying to get back home?"
> You shake your head
"I will want to send a letter to my family, but I think this world is the best place for Nat and I."
> Natalie nuzzles your cheek
> "My human takes such good care of me."
> You hear a new voice
> "Awwww, that's sweet."
> Tiny hooves paw at your thigh
> "How long have you been together? And what should Ah eat to grow as big as your mare?"
> You look down to see a little yellow pony with a red mane tied with a large pink bow
"About eight years, and mostly hay and grass."
> Applejack scowls
> "Applebloom, don't go bothering our guests."
> You smile
"It's okay, kids are naturally curious."
> Applebloom brightens at this
> "Are you a minotaur? You look a little funny, if you are."
> Applejack facehoofs
> "You shouldn't tell a stallion they look funny. And besides, Anon looks very handsome, not funny at all."
> There are minotaurs here?

>>29192441
> Neat
"No, I'm just a human. Minotaurs are part cow, part human."
> Applebloom tilts her head, then looks at Applejack
> "You fancy him, Sis? You finally gonna join a herd?"
> Applejack gets to her hooves and strides over
> "Anon, let me just put this filly away, and Ah'll take you to Twilight. If you'll excuse me."
> She picks up her sister by the scruff of her neck and carries Applebloom off despite the filly's protests
> Nat nudges your arm
> "I really want her in the herd. She's fun."
> You chuckle
"I'll think about it."

>>29192443
That's it for now. Pastebin is here: http://pastebin.com/ifchUQ3f

Any comments or criticisms?

>>29192451
That horse didn't waste any time trying to get inside Anon's pants. Really creepy.

>>29192470
To be fair, real horses aren't exactly subtle about it. There are mares that back a guy into a corner and rub up on him.

>>29191112
>>29191102
>>29191099
>>29191096
Oh boy, more Eris.
I like this, yes.

>>29191849
Okay, but not now. I gotta fix my RGRE story first... kill me.

>>29192534
A disturbingly hot as it is,its true

>>29192451
Really good story so far. I'd like to see more of it.

>>29191441
Bitch, just break the law.

>>29192664
and sing this while you do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0

>>29192451
I like how direct she is.
given her size she'd be like an amazon than talks too bluntly and at full volume all the time.
well done Uh-hmmm.

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>>29192437
>> "Your uncle had his herd of horses he would rut,
>> What the hell, Uncle Nemo?

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>>29191096
>My tastes are far more patrician
>Discord regularly shitposts on /mu/
I like this headcanon

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>>29192859
Now I kinda want Nemo and his herd to be somewhere in Equestria.

>You thought for sure that you'd be burning in hell for your...dalliances.
>But your god is an awesome god and judged you by your kindhearted acts rather than all of that horsefucking.
>"Nemo! We're finally seeing some of the harvest from the transplanted trees that Braeburn's cousin helped with."
>"Oh and next month we'll finally be able to show these ponies what a real rodeo looks like."
>You look at your alpha mare Sasha, with all the love you had when you first stepped on that bucket.
>Warmth filling your heart at the fact that she and the other can finally express their feelings beyond nuzzles, nickering, and grooming.
Thanks, God.

>>29192250
Saved and love you.

>>29191818
I feels bad for twilight.

God, thank to "Herd"

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>>29191112

>>29191112
Am I the only one that thinks trans discord Eris is a massive fucking turnoff?

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>>29192959
yes.

>>29192959
No.

>>29192959
no your not, a trans eris is gross.

>>29192959
Eh mang, discord is a spirit, historically they don't really have genders and tend to switch back and forth.
Trans shit is a autistic problem for us mortals.

>>29192984
I going to fuck your pussy so hard little filly.

>>29192991
i dont have a pussy, and neither does eris.

>>29191112
Good stuff NOF. Wish you'd get back to your older stories, but still, I'm glad you put out little oneshots like this here and there. Definitely a fun little story, especially with the details of how quirky the transformation was.

>>29192959
Eh, to each his own. In my mind, the last thing Discord did was change his y-chromosome to an x-chromosome. Figure that as a reality-warping entity, it'd be able to do that.

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>>29192909
Awww, y-you too

>>29188633
>>29188987
Part 3 of Rararararara stuff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/266242456994054147/Image4.jpg
Not really good photos, no cleaning: http://imgur.com/a/T9QEl

I think Rara is not an option anymore after that. And besides, two more waiting before I start "aftermath" pic, and around 8 hours to do everything. Suggestions?

I'll probably try to line all of them after coming back from vacation, and after that continue with long sfw stuff for thread. Should it all be lined?

>>29193019
>>29192987
Its the fact that he had a dick and was once a man that is the massive turnoff for me. Hell even IRL transfags its not the butchered genitals that bothers me. Its the fact that I am fucking what was once a dude that sickens me.

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>>29193024
Surely Rarity has some nice lingerie for her herdsisters?

>>29193035
I can understand that. No worries m80.

>>29192959
No, I can sorta tolerate it enough to enjoy a story, but I much prefer Eris being Discord's sister/cousin/daughter or something along those lines and being her own entity.

Just realized I've never read a green where she was his daughter. That has potential...

>>29192959
It's just you.

>"Is having sex with a human version of me while you are a pony your fetish?"

>>29193105
That's the most common version of Eris there is.....

>>29193047
Um, can you elaborate?

>>29192451
I like it so far, but Anon's acceptance of being in horseland and deciding to fuck a horse seems rushed. Other than that, it's good.

>>29192534
>There are mares that back a guy into a corner and rub up on him.
Horse behaviour in ponies is awesome.

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>Be me.
>Just finish fixing 75% of your story in pastebin.
>Decided to take a brake and fix up the ATV.
>Close pastebin.
>1 hour later.
>Be putting new tire on the ATV.
>Start thinking and realize you forgot to save the pastebin.
>mfw

>>29193035
> Its the fact that I am fucking what was once a dude that sickens me.
>I am fucking
>I
U wot m8

>>29193024
>>29192250
Nice pics.

>>29192887
heh

>>29192451
Cute.

>>29192664
Then you get sent to pony prison.

>>29192617
You don't get to die.
There's writing to do.

>>29193229
That is an awful awful feel.

>>29193210
Especially right after he thought "What the hell, Uncle Nemo" when he learned that his uncle fucked horses back home.

>>29192959
I'm fine with it, only because Eris isn't any kind of turn on for me anyway.

>>29193210
It doesn't seem to take itself seriously at all.

>>29192959
Eh. It's not really my thing (for various reasons), but I won't shit the bed over it either.

>>29192959
I don't really care about the gender flip, but the issue is that Discord/Eris is an unlikable asshole who'll stab you in the back at the first chance.

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>>29193238
>>29193210

Well that's because Nemo was fucking mindless animals, while Anon is still getting over the mental hump to fuck a sapient being.
A sapient being that he has already cared about for nearly a decade

He is more like a hesitant Harkness.

>>29193268
True, true. It just seems like Anon accepted it really fast.

>>29193210
>>29193238
>>29193286
For what it's worth, it's not like he's going to have sex with her that night. As he said, he still needs to be ready for it.
As to why he agreed in the first place, >>29193268 has the right of it. It certainly helps that she is interested, has an attractive voice, and is interacting with him on a more human level.

>>29191580
Good thing there's a prissy little fairy forest called Whitetail Woods right next door.

>>29192443
Your story... lack the sense of logic.

I mean, that escalated quickly.

>>29193339
I can accept that. I can see him latching onto the most human and familiar thing(s) he can in such a bizarre situation.

>>29191429
>She can’t help as her mind starts to imagine all of the possibilities this creature may possess in bed

>>29193339
>Anon arrives in Equestria
>Short period of confusion and disbelief
>Introductions all around
>Anon seems to be taking it all rather well
>Family is gone, friends are gone, his entire life are gone, but Anon takes it in stride
>One month into his stay, Anon has a massive nervous breakdown

>>29193460
Days spend curled up with food, water, tissues and his horse.

>>29192451
Incredibly rushed, man. Anon's reaction to it all is STILL blase as fuck and nearly nonexistent.

>>29193460
This.

>>29193492
Fair enough. Though I do wonder what the normal reaction should be to riding through a heat shimmer and coming out in an orchard where horses can talk.

>>29193460
>Pinkie pie sneaks into his house to set up his surprise one month anniversary

>>29193509
Be a lot more confusion and fear, that's for sure.

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>>29192421
>> You blush a little at the comment, and Nat nickers in amusement
>>You blush

>>29193533
Why fear? He isn't physically injured, for all he knows he can just go back through where he came out. He isn't being hunted by monsters, the natives he has met are nice and have a near-human civilization.
Is he supposed to be afraid that his horse can talk now? What is scary?

>>29192248
No, that's Summer Sun Adventure, which does involve _a_ Prince Anonymous, he's also got a story called Prince Anonymous, about a completely different character.

>>29193562
dont you think that he would be at least a little suspiciouce at all the nice stuff?

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>>29193047
Okay then. Part 4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/266275679971180544/Image1235e.png

Have time for 2 more + "after", so go for it. Can't have "after" pic if there nothing happened to them at all. You can't be SO shy, Anons and it's too cruel to mock Lyra's marelyness so much. Putting her in such colty clothing...

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>>29193562
>for all he knows he can just go back through where he came out
Then when you call someone retarded, you king of failed.

>>29193562
The unknown.

Come on man, it's kinda obvious.

>>29193628
Is this official comic art? Looks like something out the Smurfs.

>>29193612
Those are some lovely hips. Good enough for hotdogging.

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>>29193658
Nigga please

>>29193562
Character by development is simply superior writing to character by declaration. Whether or not the character is logical given that fictional universe's arbitrary axioms is irrelevant. It's the choice of axioms we're criticising, not the logical deduction that follows from them.

>>29193612
SAVED AGAIN!

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>>29193651
It is. Jay Fosgitt really good at curvy toons, but average at pone toons. Makes them mostly "regular toons who are just humans but looks like animals", like Looney tunes chars

>>29193658
Give them finally some meat, Anon. Hotdogs don't have any meat, and they kinda had it here >>29192250 . 6 hours left for me, waiting patiently for requests...

>>29193728
Okay. Potions that make stallions come extra large loads inside their partner to ensure fertilization.

>>29193685
So what you are saying is, traveling to another world is inherently frightening, and that Anon should have shown some sign of that fear, no matter where he ended up?

Or are you saying that involuntary portaling should result in fear, so if I want Anon to be like he is in the story, I should change the circumstances of portaling such that his reaction is more expected?

>>29193761
If you walked through a portal you didn't even see and ended up in an entirely different place, you'd at the least be very confused and incredibly disoriented.

>>29193509
Probably blind panic and a brief period where Anon is just inconsolable.

>>29193771
>>29193784
Hmmm. I think I will rewrite the scene around the portal. Thank you for the criticism.

>>29193760
Be more specific, there are two unicorns tho

>>29193562
Man, I know people who freak out when they're alone in a part of town (the town that they've lived in for decades) that they aren't familiar with and don't know how to get back to their house.

>>29193793
I think you got AF-Virus (Anime Fanfiction)
That explain everything.

>>29193761
Most people's first reactions to something unexpected (and seemingly impossible like talking horses) aren't logical Sherlock deductions and apathetic calmness. People are emotional.

>>29193821
Unless he born from magic bullshit from 4chan with 1 mil personality.

>>29193796
How about this? Anon's just blown his load inside (but hasn't pulled out) a very happy Lyra who's rubbing her slightly expanded belly while Rarity levitates a new bottle for Anon to drink, obviously looking forward to her turn after Lyra's been stuffed to the brim. There's an empty bottle on the floor. Coloratura could be sipping water after her chimney sweeping, maybe?

>>29191441
citation needed.

>>29191441
Did you know eat egg is illegal in Equestria?

>>29193862
So is proper grammar.

>>29193862
>>29191441
>no meat
>no eggs
fucking vegans fucking up my equestria

>>29193761
Maybe just have it to where he's not really bothered by the fact that he's been transported to a new world, but freaks out when he's told he can never go back.

> Natalie whinnies, churning the ground as she turns the corner of the fence
> There's a shimmering in the air further down
> You press your knees into her sides, signaling a halt
> She slows down, whinnying
> Once Nat stops, you slide down from the saddle and lead her forward
> Is there some sort of geothermal activity over there?
> As you get closer, the shimmering intensifies, then abruptly clarifies into a clear image
> A sun-dappled apple orchard lies before you, in a rough oval with wavy edges
> You approach slowly, crouching to rip up a handful of grass
> Natalie snuffles behind you, no doubt smelling the apples laying spoiled on the ground
> Once you are about a yard away, you throw the grass up in the air
> It drifts through the portal, scattered but undamaged
> You almost wish the portal went somewhere cool, but that would be too convenient
> You feel a little reckless doing this, but you inch your left hand towards the portal, pinkie extended
> It doesn't even ripple as it passes, and you still feel normal
> You risk your entire hand with the same results
> Then Natalie brushes past you, trotting right through
"You can be pretty dumb, you know that?"
> No helping it
> You jog through the portal, hoping she didn't just doom you both
> You catch up to her pretty quick
> For some reason she's stock still, except for her twitching ears
"Everything okay, girl?"
> You glance back the way you came, and are relieved to find that it is still open and the same size
> The orchard itself is pretty normal looking, just big
> "What the neigh? Where the neigh am I? Apples on trees, on the ground...am I in neighing heaven?"
> The voice is a pleasant contralto, with only the slightest rasp
> It's also decidedly female sounding
> ...
> You look down at the trembling mare beside you
> This is getting seriously weird
"Nat, are you talking?"
> She turns her head to the side, her eye going wide
> "Holy neigh, you can understand me? Anon, I- I think we're in heaven."

>>29193946
Hope this is better.

>>29193821
Mostly, he's curious and somewhere on the autism spectrum. After all, he made it through high school while owning a horse and still had no real friends.

>>29193900
>>29193862
>no eggs
Except for all the fucking baked goods right?

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Okay I think I fixed most of the typos in RGRE. If someone wants to give it a read and tell me if I fucked up anywere I'd appreciate it. http://pastebin.com/Q7W22fjw

>>29193978
No fuck off faggot your story is shit.

>>29193978
It's much better. Readable now.

One tip I do have, though, is that you should generally never start a sentence with 'and'. Other then that, it's good.

>>29193992
epic xddd

>>29193978
It's improved.

>Poni gives Anon kissu despite not being in a relationship
>Anon thinks it was a cute, spur of the moment gesture
>Pone panics, thinking they're going to the dungeon for rape

>>29193992
Ahhh~

Call me faggot please if you don't mind.

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>>29193999
Thank you, I'll try to stop doing that. >>29194016
Thank you.
>>29194020
Fund it.

>>29193999
Good job H.A.

>>29193978
>”Heh, sorry I haven’t really ate anything in awhile. Would you like to join me I know a really nice place one of my friends works at.”
Line 82, fix that damn punctuation.

>>Would you like to join me? I know a really nice place one of my friends works at.

>>29193978
>>29194109
Also, line 87.

>>”Oh, and watch out for- “ before she can Finnish you’re hit with a cannon blast of confetti and streamers. Knocking you to the ground. “Pinkie…”
>Finnish
And remove that period at the end of streamers, add a comma and remove the capitalized 'K' on knocking.

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>>29193978
>Mane 6 fallen in love with anon just 20 mins

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>>29194153
I don't know about you Anon, but I get all the mares.

>>29193955
That sounds fair.

>After all, he made it through high school while owning a horse and still had no real friends.
Oh man, I would have made WAY more friends in high school if I had a horse. Probably especially the ones who wanted inappropriate things from me and my horse.

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>>29194122
> before she can Finnish
>anon teaches stubborn poners how to properly Finnish
>Celestia is outraged

>>29194109
>>29194122
Not that I disagree but jesus christ you're going even more nitpicky then me.

>>29194180
Hey man, if I read something and it doesn't sound right or flow off the tongue then I'm going to say so.

>>29194180
You can fix english with talking.

>>29194180
>finnish is not equal to finish
>nitpicking
Perkele, you sound like a giant faggot

>>29194215
Calm your shit dude. It's called typos. Just because he accidentally adds another fucking letter doesn't mean his entire green is ruined.

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>>29194226
You sound like the type of homosex lover who stands on bus stop that has another person in it

>>29194226
No it's alright. I asked to point out the problems and he is I really appreciate it.
>>29194153
I'm sorry this is again my first green and I didn't know how exactly to go about writing it.
>>29194122
>>29194109
Thank you for pointing those out i believe i fixed it.

>>29194290
Thank you for pointing those out I believe I fixed it.

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>>29194170
>anon teaches stubborn poners how to properly Finnish
>Pones will no longer come within 30 feet of Anon.
>Fuck.

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>>29194290
>Thank you for pointing those out i believe i fixed it.
>i

Where is Jeff?

>>29194498
Who's Jeff?

>>29194530
Jeff's a nigger.

>>29190477
>the first attempt doesn't work
>she makes another clone
>and another
>and another
>there are hundreds of flutershy's all wanting anon's HMD willing or not
>she is so shy about no one knows she even made a single clone or is attracted to anon

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>>29194571
Alternatively,
>long hours into the night of warm sensual cuddlesex with dozens of Fluttershys

>>29194571
>Anon Clone
>Gang bang

>>29194605
>>29194605
I just had an idea, what if Celestia concerned for Anon being the last of his race decides to use the mirror pool to make many copies of Anon and use them to inseminate a bunch of mares across Equestria that wanted a kid but their stallions couldnt preform?

>>29194618

Anon's family tree would be enormous.

>Fluttershy likes Anon
>Is too shy to talk to him, also has low self esteem
>She pretends to be a stallion named Butterscotch so she can both gather Intel and try to convince him to make the first move
>She's never really spent much time around stallions, so her persona is based off of sexist stereotypes and the things she reads in her Japonies Mangos

>>29194618
>Anon + No human + Clone himself + ??? = Profit
I love that ideas!

>>29194618
I always want another me to talk.

But it's nice to have a tangible memory of some event as well as intangible ones

>>29194618
What if anon do something stupid?

I MEAN... If I was a clone. I hope we can play D&D

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>>29193844
Part 5. 1 more pon to go:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226827421284827138/266322733925793793/DSC04496.png
Didn't drew full body of Anon to not obscure pon

Have time only for 1 more pic (and planned "after"), so have fun with Rarity. Also 1 am for me, so make most out of last request. So many 1's
For anons who save pics, clean\better version will be posted in morning by my pal

>>29194730
L-lovely art pencil.

gorilla shaped gong of justice

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>>29194730
I want to cum inside Lyra.

She's my favorite background pone.

>>29194730
I still love what you do with that style, I'll try to use my inks and markers one of this days.

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>>29194730
Bless you

>>29192959
I don't really understand.
But that's cool. Everybody's got things that gross them out and things that don't. As long as you don't shitpost about it.

>>29187999
I wonder if this should be cross posted to reverse trap general: >>29067382

>>29194805
Is it really 'reverse trap' when he, I mean she, is very obviously female?

>>29194818
Hm, do you use a different term for 'regular' traps that looks obviously like mans? (No, I really can't remember if you have that in english, but still)

>>29194752
>>29194762
>>29194787
>>29194788
Um, 1 more request, Anons, rgre Rarity left. What she'll get? She haven't got anything at all in these 5 pics, not even snoot boop or ear scratch. Sounds unfair to leave her behind...