RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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Pehave, Ponka.

>>29173678
You must always fill your pony up until cum is running down their thighs and they're too exhausted and fucked silly to do anything about it.

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>>29173599
pinkie please

>>29173599
Limestone-choosing-stone-story Anon here

There might be an update today. I wrote about 3 posts worth of update last night, but didn't post it because I didn't like it. To be honest, I didn't really have any plan besides what I've already written, so continue is pretty tricky.

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>>29173599
>>29173749
PINKIE NO

>>29173749
You gonna have cream pie instead.

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>>29173749
>I wanted cake
Everybody knows pie is better.

>>29173771
pinkie,YES

friendly reminder that earth ponies have superior genes for strong healthy children

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>>29174076
friendly reminder that pegasus pones have strong warrior genes for powerful willful children to give your name a legacy

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>>29174076
>>29174152

>>29174152
Friendly reminder pegasus ponies are disgusting- worse then mud-ponies, even- and unicorns are the foal-baring masterrace.

>>29174076
>>29174152

Friendly reminder that Unicorns have magic that can surely spice up the bedroom experience.

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>>29174184
>>29174152
>>29174076
Minotaurs have tits

>>29174189
friendly reminder that alicorns have have the best genes of all the three other pone races combined

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>>29174076
>>29174152
>>29174184
>Giving a fuck when you can have a herd

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>>29174152
Friendly reminder that alicorns will give you the most biologically perfect children imaginable. They're teats are also larger, so you won't have to worry about your foals getting enough milk when they're little

>>29174189
>>29174184
Im-fucking-plying
Unicorns can barely function even with magic

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>>29174219
Correct.

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>>29174229
oops forgot pic

>>29174191
Ponies have crotch tits, which are 1000x better, although unicorns have the best.

>>29174229
Who cares? They fuck the best, they're the cutest, and they're the most useful.

>>29174229
>>29174234
This, when you don't count marysue glimmer and Twilight, a normal unicorns's magic is usually just powerful enough, to perfect in the pony's special talent on side of being floaty hands.

>>29174219
Whoever that artist is draws pones very lumpy and disturbingly. 0/10

>Be Anon you and your brothers Unknown and Unexpected have ended up in some place called Equestria during an accident involving a paper clip, a rubber band, an angry squirrel and the infamous phrase “hold my beer and watch this.”
>You were abruptly surrounded by fanged, fluffy eared equines, you think Unknown wanted one as a pet, with the smile he had.
>You were herded into a throne room for a large pony “horse?” who has sharp fangs and bat wings who calls herself the “Queen of the night.”
>Not sure if that is a euphemism for horse sex or not so you don’t bring it up, but did see your brothers snicker.
>You're pretty sure she is crazy because her first demand is for you to sing her a song, and disobeying her does not seem like a smart idea, when you are surrounded by her fluffy gaurd.
>So you think quickly and sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw
>In hindsight maybe it was not the best to sing a fairly rebellious song in front of a crazy horse
>She starts “clopping” her hooves together and goes on about how stallions are usually so spineless and will enjoy the challenge of breaking in three strong stallions.
>In the end she loved your voice so she demanded the three of us sing a new song.
>The three of you look at each other and shrug
“Misty Mountain?”
>You get two more shrugs in return and a impatient snort from the horse “Queen”
>So the three of you begin humming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb2HR47npEU

>Well about the time you finish the song the squirrel that caused this whole misadventure comes back into the picture.
>With no infamous phrase to accompany you this time the three of you are sent back to your homeland, only to find your beer stolen. You blame the squirrels.

>>29174219
>have you herd?

>>29174255
That's sunnysundown proportions for you. I don't know if he even draws MLP anymore.

>>29174230
>Scoots
>Trixie
>Octavia
>Cadence
>Literally Who

I want to know how this clusterfuck came to be.

>>29174263
>When you're twelve years old with an F in English trying to write green

>>29172408
One of the behaviors I've heard about that never seems to get mentioned in stories is that unless horses are trained to expect it from nearby humans, they freak out if you rake your fingers along their barrel. It's an instant, instinctual response at the level of jerking away from a burn, as a defense against big cats with their claws.

I think pinching at some parts of their leg are similar as a defense against dogs trying to cripple them.

I think it came up in the last thread, a lot of stories have a focus on Anon's predatory smile, despite the fact that really, if you look at them, our canines are pretty rudimentary and blunt. (It's in FrostyBox's stories a lot, for instance, though I love them anyways.)
Maybe coupled with the knowledge that we're meat eaters it would be disturbing to ponies but not instinctually.

>>29174219
Hrnnnngggh. Dem butts.

>>29174283
It's an OC. From an abandoned fic.

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>>29174152
Why is Soarin's head stuck in a jar?

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>>29174219
>all of those breeder hips in one room
>applejack uber-breeder hips
fucking hell m80 i can only get so erect

>>29174295
Because he's mentally retarded, just like all pegasus ponies.

>>29174295
becasue he shouldnt be outside the house, its a wonder he got a mares job really.

>>29174189
>all a unicorn can offer is fetishes
kek

>>29174340
he has proven to be unfuckable and almost indestructible. may as well put him to use.

>>29174291
>>29174306
Spot the black twitter.

It's perfectly normal to like different kind of ponies.
If alee people have god tasty there wouldn't be enough pegasi to everyone.

>>29174359
whats wrong with breeder hips?

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>>29174347
Not the OP but, I really, really like breeding/impreg but I would never think "I want a woman who will fulfill my personal fetishes and fantasies."

There's a lot more to it than that and most women aren't keen on being viewed purely as instruments for male gratification.

>Alicorns
Smart and cute
>Unicorns
Smart
>Pegasi
Cute
>Earth ponies
?

>>29174388
>swole maud

unf

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>"Anon'sh reeeal sensitive, Limey, *hic* you gotta protect his smile or whatever..."
>Twilight finally found the Pie Sisters she'd been searching for in the local bar.
>Limestone was staring intently into her still-full glass of cider, and Pinkie was slamming back what looked to be her tenth, if the empties beside her were any indication.
>"There you girls are! I've sent a letter to Cadance, she'll be here soon to help us figure this whole mess out."
>Limestone glances up from her cup to give Twilight a half-hearted glare.
>"This was supposed to be easy. Your book said all I had to do was give him the ring!"
>"I'm pretty sure you just misread something."
>Pinkie burps slightly and giggles.
>"Yeah, Anon's a little harder to impress than that, Limey..."
>She props her chin up on her hooves and stares forward dreamily.
>"I always imagined what Anon's wedding would be like...light pink streamers running along the white walls, a bouquet of carnations, a 19 layer cake, the dress..."
>Her smile droops, and tears well up in the corners of her eyes.
>"N-now I can plan it, for you and Nonny! BARKEEP! My glass is empty, what the hay do you get paid for, anyway!"
>Twilight glances along the table, frowning at the number of empty glasses.
>"Don't you think you're overdoing it a bit, Pinkie?"
>Limestone rolls her eyes and turns away from her sister.
>"I don't think there's going to be any wedding, Pinkie. I screwed up."
>Pinkie gasps and turns Limestone back towards her.
>"Don't give up on Nonny, Limey! I know you be a little rough sometimes, but you deserve a special somepony as much any anyone else!"
>Limestone just stares down an the table and shrugs.
>"He hasn't seen the same side of you I've seen, Limey. You're smart, funny, I've seen how sweet you can really be!"
>Her sagging shoulders lift slightly, and her face hardens.
>"Yeah...Yeah! I'm not just some shrill bitch! He's barely gotten to know me, and he just writes me off!?"

>>29174397
child bearing hips

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hey guys what's going on in this thread?

>>29174399
She's gonna snuggle you and won't let go.

>>29174405
woops, borked the quote
>She bangs her hoof on the table and smirks defiantly.
"I'm going back over there, I'm going to make him see that I'm HIS shrill bitch!"
>Limestone goes to leave, but Pinkie holds onto her cheeks.
>Her brow knits as her expression grows serious.
>"You have to promise me that you'll make Nonny the happiest colt in the world."
>"...What?"
>Pinkie squeezes Limestone's cheeks and pulls her in close.
>"Promise me. If you break Nonny's heart, you'll break mine too."
>Lime's eyes widen in surprise.
>"You're getting a bit melodramatic, don't you-"
>"Promise."
>Pinkie's iron glare forces Limestone to look away.
>"Y-yeah, sure. I promise, stick a cupcake in the eye and all that, jeez."
>Pinkie's face splits into a wide grin and she hugs her sister tightly.
>"I know that you will! Get out there and show him what he's missing out on!"
>Limestone quickly departs with a bit less confidence than she'd previously mustered.
>Pinkie tries to follow, but a purple glow grabs onto her tail.
>"Pinkie-"
>"Oh, hi Twilight! I kinda forgot you were here, what's up?"
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Doing what?"
>Twilight sighs.
>"You clearly like Anon. Why are you trying to help Lime?"
>Pinkie waves dismissively.
>"Psssh, what? Come on Twilight, we're just fr-"
>"Lime's going to kiss Anon before you could."
>Pinkie immediately starts bawling, drawing annoyed glares from the nearby patrons.
>She wraps her hooves around Twi and starts crying into her neck.
>"I-It's not fair! Anon'ssoprettyandfunandwe'vebeenfriendsforsolongand-"
>Twilight manages to push Pinkie back.
>"H-Hey, calm down, Pinkie! They aren't in a relationship yet. Anon doesn't even like Lime, so you've still got a chance."
>Pinkie wipes away her tears and sniffs balefully.
>"...The choosing stone says that Anon's Lime's match."
>"Pinkie, you can't just throw away your feelings on the whims of a magical stone."
>Pinkie composes herself, and gets back on her hooves.

>>29174426
>"Limey's not very social. She doesn't like talking to other ponies, especially colts. I meet new ponies all the time, I can find somepony else..."
>Her throat tightens at the thought, but she holds back the tears.
>"I don't know if Lime can. If the choosing stone says that her and Anon can work together, I'm not going to stand in the way."
>Twilight frowns, and steps in closer to her friend.
>"Pinkie...You have to tell Anon how you feel. It's not fair to him if he has to make this choice without even knowing all of his options."
>She gasps and shakes Twilight by the shoulders.
>"Anon can never find out! If you tell on me, I'm going to be soooo mad!"
>"H-hey, stop, I'm not going to say anything to Anon!"
>Pinkie releases her, and she rubs her sore shoulder.
>"Ow...It has to be you, Pinkie. He has to hear it from you, see how you feel!"
>Pinkie sticks her hoof accusingly into Twilight's chest.
>"Pinkie Promise you won't tell Anon!"
>"Huh? I said I wasn't going to-"
>"Nu-uh, You hafta Pinkie Promise!"
>"But-"
>"Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen"
>"Anon-"
>"Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
>"ANON HAS TO KNOW!"
>"PINKIE PROMISE!"
>An irritated customer turns towards the two.
>"Can you girls take this outside, I'm trying to drink over-"
>Pinkie rears up on the back of their chair and gives them an intense stinkeye.
>After a few seconds, they break eye contact.
>"Okay, just, I'm sorry, please stop staring at me..."
>Twilight tries to slowly back out of the bar, but she's stopped by a wall of Pink.
>Her eyes narrow, and she whispers harshly.
>"Pinkie Promise."
>Twilight throws her hooves up in frustration.
>"Fine! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! I won't tell Anon!"
>Pinkie is once again all smiles.
>"Thank you for understanding, Twilight."
>She trots happily out of the establishment, followed by a grumbling Twilight.
>The customer she'd stared down sighs.
>"I swear, those girls think they own this town."
>Her lime green tablemate, chuckles lightly.

>>29174436
>"They kinda do, Bonnie. Twilight's a princess now."
>Bon Bon sips her drink in annoyance and sighs.
>"Well, I didn't vote for her. And what does 'Princess of Friendship' even mean? Do I need her permission to socialize, or something?"
>Lyra kicks her hooves up the chair next to her and takes a swig of her shake.
>"Yeah, sometimes you can feel real powerless when the big mares step on ya."
>She sits back up and leans towards her friend.
>"But sometimes the only thing that makes you feel any better is a little petty vengeance."
>Bon Bon lifts an eyebrow.
>"Like how?"
>Lyra smirks.
>"One time, I snuck fleas into the brim of Applejack's hat. The next day I saw her digging at herself like she was looking for gold."
>"Lyra, you bitch!"
>She laughs and takes another swig of her shake.
>Bon Bon thinks back on Twilight and Pinkie's confrontation, and slowly smiles.
>"Hey, Lyra? You wouldn't happen to know where Anon lives, do you?"
>Lyra's smirk spreads into a full grin.
>"Buck yeah, I do."

>>29174388
uh
okay then
im not entirely sure what that had to do with my post desu senpai

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>>29174441
Oh goddammit YES!

>>29174441
Yes.....YES!
KEEP WRITING YOU FUCK!

>>29174405
>>29163473
Ponk needs her smile protected

>>29174540
That's it for tonight, Anon.

For the Feather Herd (RD, Fluttershy, Gilda, AK Yearling, Spitfire and Scootaloo. damn that's a lot of mares to juggle for one anon...)

Do they know about Yearling actually being Daring Do?
Does Anon know?
Does Ahuizotl now have to deal with his nemesis calling in backup in the form of Wonderbolts ruining his plans?
Does Anon kick him right in the dong ring when he flirts with Daring? (COLT FIGHT!)

>>29174657
Anon obviously makes Ahuizotl a trap and fucks him in that boipucci all night

>>29173769
yay

>>29174657
yes
of course
nah, DD has her sense of pride
one warning before the Boot Of Destruction

>>29174688
I already posted it up here >>29174405

>>29174716
lol

>>29174697
>Daring Do is too proud to ask her herdmates to go adventuring with her
>(Alternatively, she knows she can handle it, but worries they would get hurt. Just because Spitfire is captain of the wonderbolts and so on, doesn't means they can handle escaping a ruin that's falling apart around her, or avoid booby traps that only years of experience can point out in a split second)

>They decide to go anyway, tailing her in secret
>At the final confrontation, both Daring and Ahuizotl are shocked when the Boot of Destruction rings the dong gong.

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>Scratching ponies barrels and wiggling their hoovsies is on par with waterboarding.

>>29174772
The Chinese tickled people to death as a means of interrogating.

>>29174772
>due to redidual magic anon likes bellyrubs MORE then pones do

>>29174657
>Anon is captured by Ahuizotl's minions.
>Daring Do is too.
>Anon is worried because he left Yearling in the house taking care of her pregnancy.
>A little look to the other captive reveals that she is pregnant too.
>He starts shit with the villain about being a coward for taking a pregnant weak target.
>Ahuizotl don't give a shit and reveals Daring Do's identity.
>Playhour is over.
>Anon fuck the shit out of very one.
>Kicks Ahuizotl so hard on the dick, transforms his dong ring into a dong oval.
>Can't cum and can't get rid of it, even with his weird hand-tail.
>All in all, it was a normal day.
>You also got a flamming new Power Dong Ring.
>And some sweet-ass loot.
>That will cover all the windows broken by "Daring Do".
>There is a lot of explaining and nights on he couch for her.

>>29175006
>29175006
make him actually fuck the evildoers and I'll be happy

>>29174405
>>29174426
>>29174441
God, Bless you Mystery Anonymous.

Get a name please.

>>29174478
ANONYMOUS!

>>29174789
>Chinese tickle torture

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>>29175006
>dong ring into a dong oval.

>>29175006
>dong ring into a dong oval
good luck having your dick chopped off after parts of it start to rot from lack of blood.

>>29175006
>nights on the couch

I see a lot of Anons mention doing this, but I don't think I could actually do something like that.

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>>29174441
>>"Hey, Lyra? You wouldn't happen to know where Anon lives, do you?"
>>Lyra's smirk spreads into a full grin.
>>"Buck yeah, I do."
its happening

QUESTION!
I've finally got 2 free days.
I want to work in the Villain Anon and Heroe Waifu in Super-Hero Equestria.
Should it be edgy, middle or soft?

I like to think that:
>Anon is a retired Villain and Waifu is a retired villain.
>Both retired when she got pregnant.
>Neither of them know each other's secret identity.
>It was hard to stop being what they are now but they made it.
>But then, new bad guys appear in the city.
>City starts to fall little by little.
>Things get ugly when daughteru get in the hospital.
>She get involve in a hostage situation.
>She is 10 but smart, knows both her parents past.
>WFT DAD AND MOM.
>Waifu is called to duty and accepts for mere impulse.
>Her new team is full of rookies.
>Gives Solid Snake vides to them.
>Waifu wants to be cool, she is not really that bitter.
>Anon in get attacked in the city.
>Cuddle fights all of them.
>Scratch one of the minion's hear and get new intel.
>Calls all his old rival and start to fight his way up in the scale to be top dog again.
>Promises of huggles, ear scratchies, belly rubs are given.
>What's better that to be rubbed of by a DILF.
>Gets that Widowmaker vide.
>New costume is tight on him.
>All of this start to get around in the time the daughter is not at home.

>>29175402
Don't. Your english is horrendous

>>29175421
as long as he doesnt misspell something obvious hes fine

>>29175402
keep going if ya want.

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>>29173599

Lewd Anon is lewd

>>29174076
>>29174152
>>29174184
>>29174191
>>29174200
I just want my kids to have a good life, I'm fine with being forgotten along with my waifus...so long as I get to see my grandchildren before I kick the bucket. And my waifus stay with me. Besides, I would fuck them all, why would you pic one over the other?
>>29174219
Being the family man we are expected to be is pathetic...we must do better! Out kids shall blot out the sun! Because sunnybutt has one of the little ones on her teats.
>>29174306
Sundowner is the best.
>>29174255
SILENCE HEATHEN!
>>29174383
Nothing, my guess its the fact a lot of Sundowners stuff is sadly futa, which is a bad thing sense it gets in the way of the good art he has.
>>29174388
And the irrelevant/odd/random comment to a post goes too...(you). Seriously, where did that even come from?
>>29174405
Yay! Was hoping for more.
>>29174558
You will go far here.

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>>29174383
I think he was implying that only niggers can harbor an appreciation for butts.

>>29175402
Always middle. stay classic.

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>>29174223
>not pegasi

>>29174441
YES

>>29175041
>Get a name please.
>inb4 it's a regular rgre writefag writing anonymously

>>29173599
No way fag

>>29175577
Checked!
>>29175588
Checked and my obligation to ask what your talking about?

>>29175402
Or, or. Instead of being so convoluted

>Anon is a villain because it's fun to play the bad guy and he's bored of constant house chores
>Waifu is a righteous mare who's personality makes her a shining idol as a hero, but obnoxious in public situations
>Daughteru is the college-age cynic who just wants a stallion in her life

>>29174263
Oh god, shut up.

>>29174295
The matriarchy strikes again.

>>29174405
I really thought you'd done that on purpose, and that post number was going to be someone that "didn't deserve a you".

>>29174441
Nice work. Keep it up.
Except
>>Her lime green tablemate
What the fuck kind of limes do you have where you live!?

>>29175034
Punitive >rape is the ideal solution to most of life's problems.

>>29175402
Oh man, I remember people talking about this.
I'm glad somebody's picking up on it.

I'd go middle.

>>29175626
Also worth considering.

>>29175735
I meant to type mint, but I had Limes on the brain, since it's a story about Limestone.

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>>29173808
yes

>>29175279
What kind of child punishes their partner like a parent punishes their offspring?

>>29175327
These ponies who owe their lives several times over to the Elements of Harmony sure are being salty little cunts.

>>29175919
Why would you ever send a kid to the couch.

>>29175919
Any couple in the last decade? You don't get how petty and vindictive people can be, do you?

>>29175429
Are you drunk?

>>29175920
That's just Bonnie's natural state of being.

At least in most RGRE stories.

I don't see much of sweet/non-bitchy Bon Bon around here very much.

>>29175939
I didn't know that existed outside of Everyone Love Raymond. I thought people would solve their problems like adults.

>>29175919
Wat?
Did your parents make you sleep on the couch, anon?
That's a common punishment that's more symbolic of women denying their partners sex.

>>29175968
I meant that punishing your spouse by doing so (like >>29175939 said) petty and vindictive is childish.

>>29175972
Yes, yes it is. But, that doesn't stop women from being vindictive and childish.

>>29175968
>Did your parents make you sleep on the couch
I sleeep under the floor.

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>>29175984
*petty and vindictive

>>29175990
I sleep in a racecar bed. Do YOU?

>>29175961
That innocence is cute.

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>>29175998
I sleep in a racecar bed with my wives.

>>29175402
>>29175626


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM

>Villain Anon sings to all the white knights in villain/hero association.
>Kicks the shit of everyone.
>Good or bad.

>>29175943
yes actually, but i didnt actually read it when i typed it. i read it and it was shit. but he should be critisised because hes a bad writer not because he has bad engrish.

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>>29176097
>wives
people like you need to be put on a Judas Cradle.

You all are eagerly waiting for the Goosebumps series to continue by our beloved HeliAnon and I'm sure it's coming. In the meantime SSTH and I hope you enjoy our little homage/collaboration we've done here for the soon to be birthday writefriend, Heli. Getting it out to you a day early because we just couldn't wait!

>Ugh, it’s good thing Trotastic fronted the trip and expenses for this...
>You arrived at the Canterlot Mall a couple of hours before the signing and there were already so many people lined up outside.
>You can only imagine what it must be like now, twenty minutes before the doors to the Bookstore open.
>It’s not like you don’t want to meet your fans or anything, aside from the occasional hotshots who think they can woo you over, it’s great.
>”Ayy bby wan sum fuk?”
>You snicker.
>Okay, so that totally would’ve worked were you not in this… thing… still with Yearling, but mares like that were more annoying than anything since all it took was a simple “How much fuk?” for their fragile and fake bravado to crack.
>The worst ones were the up-and-comers that Yearling warned you about.
>”I think if you just give it a read you’ll see…”
>”Oh well, I think you’ll find my offer to be, quite, generous. Give me an endorsement and I’ll....”
>”P-please respond…”
>You break out of snickering and go into a full on chuckle upon remembering that last mare.
>You honestly wanted to help that one, but she was so intimidated or something that you could barely get much out of her TO help.
>In the end you sent her a letter of encouragement and wished her well, to which she never responded.
>You sigh and lean back into your specially made, on Trotastic’s expense, chair.
>”Mr. Mouse? Do you need anything?”
“Hmm?”
>A young stallion, donning an apron with the bookstore’s logo, trots up to you with a simple smile on his face, “I asked if you needed anything.”

>>29176155
>A young stallion, donning an apron with the bookstore’s logo, trots up to you with a simple smile on his face, “I asked if you needed anything.”
>You look yourself over, hunched back in your chair with a leg up on the signing table.
“Oh uh…”
>You clear your throat and sit yourself back up into proper fucking posture like the perfect gentleman your slobby self is pretending to be.
“No uh, no kid, I’m good. ‘Preciate it though.”
>The stallion nods, “Sure thing Mister Mouse, just let me know if you need anything!” he chirps
“Yeah, will do” you respond back before turning ahead to face the doors again and adjusting in your seat a little.
>Out of your periphery you can see the stallion still standing nearby.
>You turn to face him with a quirked brow and he returns a sheepish look to his face, “Uhh… Mister Mouse, would you mind…”
>The stallion fidgets a little before digging his muzzle into his apron and pulling out a small book.
>He nudges it in your direction, “Iz mah mawufwiend’s cawhi ann hhe weawwy-”
>You take the book out of the kid’s mouth.
>Honestly, you don’t know how they live like this.
>Note to self, take hands to a day spa or something sometime.
>You boys are amazing.
>”Phwa, thanks! I was saying that the book belongs to my marefriend, and she would really. appreciate having her copy signed by you. If that’s okay anyway…”
>You watch the stallion lower his head and awkwardly kick the cobblestone floor with his hoof.
>He raises it just slightly to give you a pleading look with his eyes.
>Even adds on the slight pout to his lip.
>Kid’s gonna be going places, that’s for damn sure.
“Sure kid, who am I making it out to?”
>His eyes light up with joy and you can even see one of his coworkers sneak a glance in your direction when the young stallion gives his rump a little joyful shake, “Ooh thank you thank you!”
>You smile as you write out a small blurb to the stallion’s marefriend.

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>And while you do, you remember why you always wind up agreeing to do these damned signings.
>You shoot a glance towards the front entrance and get a brief reminder of the flood of ponies who are soon to start pouring in through those doors.
>Still, doesn’t hurt that this is all on Trotastic’s dime though.

“-Uh huh, thanks for reading!”
>Oh god this has been going on for forever!
>And the line still looks so stupidly long!
>Fucking…
>You sigh your frustration away.
>C’mon Anon, these ponies and gryphons and whatever else are all here just to see you.
>Except for that old diamond dog who thought that you were the line to the payphone.
>Talk about missed connections!
>You start to chuckle before realizing how lame that is .
>Oh god you’re starting to lose your mind!
>”U-uh... Excuse me?”
>Hmm?
>You look around for the voice speaking to you.
>”M-mister Mouse?”
>Where are you, pony?
>”Down here, Mister Mouse!”
>You look down and see a small colt with a few books in his saddlebags.
>There you are, little one.
“Hi there. What’s your name you little button?”
>The colt twiddles his hooves and gulps.
>You can tell that this is his first time going to a book signing.
>”I’m Loose Scribbles, but my friends just call me Loosey. I’m a big fan, Mister Mouse.”
>He awkwardly fiddles with his saddlebags to bring out the books.
“Is that so? I think you’re a little young to be a BIG fan aren’t you?”
>The colt jumps a little and nearly falls over from the awkwardness of his position getting into his bags.
>”Wh-whoa!”
“Oop, jeez kid. Are you alright?”
>He steadies himself and holds firmly the books.
>”I-I’m alright. I just nearly fell.”
“Hey, but you didn’t-” And thus you can’t be held legally accountable if that’s how that works, probably, “-why uh, why don’t you just put those on the table there, Goosey, sure looks like quite the stack.”

>>29176168
>”It’s Loosey,” he corrects you, barely louder than a whisper, as he hoists the books up onto your table.
“Oh, Loosey, right. My bad, kid. So what have you got here?”
>Loosey tries to avoid your gaze.
>”Um… It’s your first book A Haunted Mask. I-I also brought some more of your other books.”
>Some others? He’s got the whole first fuckin’ set!
>”I know that they’re your older works but I really like them! I love how scary the monsters and places are!”
“Oh yeah? A little colt like you huh? That’s actually kinda surprising.”
>You lean in closer to him over the table.
“Between you and me, I think you’re the first colt to not only say he read my early books but to also sound so confident when talking about how scary they are, that’s how I know you’re telling the truth. Even Princess Twilight needed a nightlight after reading A Haunted Mask you know?”
>He beams, determined.
>”Uh huh! I’m a big colt and I’m not afraid of some words!”
“Oh yeah? Then I guess that means I’m just not making them /scary enough/ am I?” You growl ‘scary enough’, eliciting a small jump from Loosey.
>He giggles the startle away and nods in agreement.
>You listen to him go on and on about how much he loves your work.
>He gushes and looks completely different from before meeting you.
>”I think that you’re really cool, Mister Mouse! I want to be somepony like you when I grow up! Making cool and scary stories for everypony!”
“That so Loosey? Well, I think that if you really want to make it happen, then you will if you jus- oh?”
>You pull out a wide but thin book out from it’s sandwiched place between some of the others.
>Its worn face is very familiar to you, even though the cover is barely legible.
>”Sorry about the worn out cover. It’s been through a lot of use.”
“Is this what I think it is?” you look down to face Loosey while he looks back up at you with a sheepish expression on his face.

>>29176171
>”It’s one of your spin-offs. In the series that’s for foals. I-It’s for my little sis. She’s also a fan but she likes the toned down ones more.”
“Foals like you, you mean?” You ask with a coy smile, “I’m pretty sure I wrote these books with kids your age in mind.”
>He blushes and pouts.
>”B-but I’m a big colt! Besides, I like the original more!”
>You chuckle at his insistence.
“Alright alright, I believe you big guy-” Don’t say it, don’t give in to the memes.
>Don’t do it.
>DON’T DO IT!
>”A-are you okay?”
>You clear your throat and slip in a subtle “for you” in there.
“Yeah, great Loosey, just had a cough is all. Still though…”
>Your finger runs over the worn and faded cover.
“I remember when I wrote these, just as a break, y’know?”
>The colt nods.
>”Yeah, it’s like when I get tired of playing outside and I go to my room to draw.”
>You narrow your eyes at the little, little pony.
“Are you sure you’ve read my main series?”
>He tilts his head to the side and raises a brow at you, “Yeah? Why?”
>You shake your head.
“Nothing Loosey, I’m just… surprised to meet such a mature boy like you is all.”
>Seriously, you get letters from angry parents, dads usually, who complain about the nightmares your line of kids books gave their children and those are…
>Well, those are your first attempts at writing completely solo.
>You crack open the worn cover of the children’s book and read the wrinkled and dingy title to yourself.
>Spooky Scary Skeletons.
>Oh hey! You remember this one very fondly.
>This is actually the first in the line of kid’s stories that you did, even did the cover art for it.
>The choice of self-made cover art was a huge hit with the fillies and colts, down the line.
>The target audience is about three to five years old and the art looked like it was done by a three to five year old, so it made sense.
“Wow! I wasn’t expecting it to be my first one.”

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Let's stop this before it goes full r9k and "muh dominance". Some people don't want to sleep in the same bed if they are angry at their partner. How they solve that is a personal problem they need to work out with their partner. Now, let's get back to RGRE ponies.

> Anon and ponies are having fun, talking and eating
> A muffled sound and an indelicate smell later, they blame game is in full swing
> Pinkie Pie is the immediate first suspect, but her alibi is air tight
> Rarity starts easing in on Fluttershy, talking about how animals are charming in their unrestrained affection
> Applejack objects, insisting that Fluttershy isn't getting corrupted by her animals
> Twilight is trying to settle things, saying that flatulence is a completely natural thing
> All the while, Anon stays silent, smirking
> No pony dares suggest the truth

>Be me, Anonymous or some shit
>spend my days killing cockroach and sleep
>the bitches love this shit
>get a letter from some waifu
>wants me to meet her at a hotel room
>no comdot needed here
>meet up at room, fuck, 8/10 sex
>9 months later some derp bitch gives me a letter
>waifu is pregnant
>fuck fuck fuck
>can't be mine
>go to the birth just to make sure it's not some half human
>looks just like me
>nevershouldacumhere.mp3
>MFW

>>29176174
>This story however wasn’t all that well received, and not without reason.
>The whole thing was a joke starting from the title and as it turns out writing something completely original, even the most marshmallow spoop that could have ever graced the internet, was really hard.
>You glance over to Loosey who is beaming back at you, probably happy to see you so happy.
>”My sister really likes this one. I- I mean she, reads it almost every night because it was the first book I ever read by myself, I-I mean herself...” Loosey blushes and avoids looking at you
>Clearly this colt reads your kid’s series.
>You got better as time went on but there was a huge feeling of satisfaction that came with getting this book published that really stuck out, above A Haunted Mask even.
“Is that so? Well she sounds like a really dedicated fan doesn’t she?”
>The little colt looks up at you with pride and nods his head, “Yeah yeah! Definitely!”
>You take the quill into your hand-
>Don’t fuck this up.
>Quills are so dumb.
>How do these ponies have all kinds of magic bullshit but no pens?
>Do not splurt ink all over this kid’s book.
>”Mister Mouse are you okay?”
>You look past the table towards Loosey.
“Great just uh… crampy hand from all the signing is all” you joke, adding a slight chuckle to keep the mood light.
>Loosey smiles innocently.
“So uh, I guess I’m making this out to my very biggest fan-”
>His eyes widen to the size of dinner plates.
>You fight the coy smile, really you do, but it can’t help but your inner shitposter fights harder.
“Your sister. So, what’s the little darling’s name?”
>The colt’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise and begins to sweat.
>Loudly, if you would allow your inner shitposter to take control of your monologue.
>Loosey shifts his eyes to the side and gulps.
>”L-Lucy.”
>You can’t hold it in.
“Is that spelled like…?”
>The poor boy’s head is hanging so low now.

>>29176174
That really nice.

>>29176192
>Even your inner shitposter feels bad, and you imagine him as an Australian.
“Because yours is L-O-O-S-E-Y right?”
>He gasps, his head shoots right back up to look at you with shock on his face.
>“Wha- but…”
>You chuckle warmly.
“Did you know that in addition to writing I’m the world’s best shi- uh, kidder?”
>Loosey sniffles a little and tilts his head in confusion.
“Of course I meant you Loosey! My biggest littlest fan, but I do still need your sister’s name, so she doesn’t feel left out y’know?” You respond with a smile.
>Loosey frowns and tries to look away.
>You get the feeling that he really doesn’t have a sister.
“Loosey?”
>”Loosey.” He blushes deeply and paws at the ground.
“So, to Loosey and… lucy then?”
>You can see him flinch, “Uh-uhm… j-just to Loosey”
“Alright. To Loosey then…”
>You start to scribble down your message to him.
>He lets out a small sigh of relief and seems to relax a bit while you write.
>He knows you know and you’d feel pretty good on not getting called out for an obvious lie when you were about his age too.
>Loosey waits patiently while you write all over the first page, just under the title, but you can. see him rocking eagerly on his hooves as the seconds tick by.
>You see a hoof on the edge of your table.
>”Mister Mouse? Um…”
“Hmm?” You look up just as you finish putting your signature down.
>”I uh... I also brought something else too” Loosey says, glancing back to his saddlebags.
>Oh no, it’s finally happened!
>These damned Saddle Arabians you hear Yearling complain about are finally making their move, and they suckered you with a cute little horseboy.
>He digs into his bag for a moment before pulling out a small stack of papers bound together with what looks like yarn that was colored green and was probably yellow or something to begin with.
>Oh thank god it’s just… is this…?
>”I-I tried to write my own story and I wanted you to read it.”

>>29176204
>Don’t roll your eyes.
>Do NOT roll your eyes, this is a kid’s dreams right here.
>The knee-jerk reaction subsides and you take the stack of paper from Loosey.
>You can’t help but smile when you see the cover, it looks like something you would’ve made.
>Hell, better than even.
“Wow! Loosey, this is…”
>You look into his eyes, so full of anxious hope.
“This is a real honor you know? Getting a first draft of THE Loose Scribble’s work, I am just beyond words!”
>He beams and places both of his hooves on your table.
>”Really!? Can you read it!? I want to see you read it!”
>You flip open the booklet to a scribbled title.
“Count Bunnincula and the Missing Coffin” you read aloud.
>There’s doodles scattered around the title page of a fluffy bunny with thick eyebrows, pointy fangs, and an adorable little cape.
>”Remember when I said that I draw when I get tired of playing outside? That’s what I drew!”
>You can see Loosey jumping up and down in front of you.
>Dammit, heart! Don’t fail me now!
>”MIster Mouse? Are you getting the chest burnies like my mom gets when we eat Chineighs?”
>HNNNG, why does he have to call them ‘chest burnies’?! That’s so fuckin’ cute!
>You unclutch your chest and calm yourself down with a sigh.
“No I uh, that bunny is absolutely TERRIFYING, I needed a second to get my heart back down is all.”
>If he were a cartoon, in a kid’s show or something, his jaw would probably drop to the floor right now with overwhelming excitement.
>Thankfully that’s just a silly idea, cartoon kid’s show ponies, who would even watch that?
>Loosey clears his throat and tries to take a more nonchalant attitude, for his sake you ignore the rapidly flicking tail, “Yeah, I mean it’s probably one of the better drawings I did of her. I actually had to make her less scary because I don’t want people to freak out even more than you did y’know? That could be dangerous.”

>>29176207
>The poor boy is practically vibrating by trying to contain his joy.
>You flip to the next page to start reading the short story.
>It’s actually not that bad.
>There are some small grammar errors here and there, but those could be easily addressed.
>You smile at Loosey, earning a gasp and a few bounces.
>”How is it so far, Mister Mouse?”
>You chuckle and pat Loosey on the head.
“It’s not half bad, Loosey. I really like the story. I might even want to keep a copy of it!”
>He’s beyond words.
“Say, would you mind if I hold on to this, just for a little bit. I’ll have a copy made and mail you back your original-”
>He rapidly shakes his head at that, “No, keep that one!”
“Are you sure? It’s not too much-”
>”I’m sure, I’m sure! Oh mare, THE A.E. Mouse wants to keep a copy of MY story!? I-I-I…”
>You can see his lip begins to quiver, he wipes a forearm over his eyes, “S-sorry I just-”
“Hey, you think I’m not excited too? THE Loosey Scribbles is giving me an original draft to keep, I’m ready to bounce out of my seat!”
>The young colt gets his emotions under control and beams back at you.
>You slide the stack of papers over to him, causing him to raise a brow at you.
“Would you mind…?”
>Loosey raises an eyebrow and tilts his head.
>”Mister Mouse? I thought you were going to keep it.”
>You hand over your quill to him and smile.
>His eyes widen like a full moon.
“Mister Loose Scribbles? Can I have an autograph?”
>He bounces up and down.
>”Oh my Sun, oh my Sun! A.E. Mouse just asked for my autograph! Eeeee!”
>He quickly settles down though and even shies away some.
“Loosey?”
>”Oh uh, sorry it’s just that… I dunno how to write with one of those yet” he responds somewhat dejectedly.
>This is why Equestria needs pens, seriously.
>You glance over to the staff nearby and lock eyes with the young stallion from earlier.

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>He trots over right away with a smile on his face, “Is there something you need Mister Mouse?”
“Not me, Mister Scribbles here would like one of your best pencils if you could. He’s going to. give me an autograph, can you believe that?” You ask with as convincing excitement as you can muster for the little guy.
>The worker glances over to the shying colt, then the quill in your outstretched hand, and catches on quickly.
>”Oh wow, how amazing for you! I’ll get you one right away Mister Scribbles, do you have a brand you prefer?”
>Loosey looks at the stallion with some fear.
>”Uh… I-I don’t have any brand that I prefer.”
>The young stallion smiles and hurries to get a pencil.
>”Here, it’s my favorite kind so I hope it’s to your liking too, Mister Scribbles.”
>Loosey grabs the pencil with his teeth and tries to write his name on the draft.
>It takes him some time, you can hear him mumble the upcoming letter before he puts the pencil to the page, you can sense the same nerves that you get using a quill coming from him.
>While he signs you throw down your signature on the rest of his books.
>Once finished, as signaled with a sigh of relief from the little colt, he gives the pencil back to the young stallion.
>Loosey smiles again, albeit a bit shyer than before.
>”I hope that you’ll keep my book, Mister Mouse!”
>You restrain yourself from clutching your chest again.
“Thank you, Loose Scribbles! I’ll really treasure your story.
>”Thank you, Mister Mouse! I… I can’t believe-”
“Come by the Trotastic offices in a couple of weeks with your parents. I’ll leave something for you there okay?” you stack up his books and slide them over for him to take.
>”I will! Promise!” he chirps as he hurriedly but carefully slides the books back into his saddlebags one at a time.

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>He practically skips away from the table, backwards, while waving at you until he disappears behind the line of fans still waiting for their autograph.
>Oh right, them.
>You crack your knuckles, feeling rejuvenated from such a wonderful exchange with the most adorable horse kid you’ve ever met, and bring on the next pony.

>You sigh in relief now that the last pony received their autographs.
>Good lord does your hand ever hurt when you do these things.
>And that’s why bags of ice are always on your expenses list when Trotastic makes you do one of these things.
>”We survived it” celebration is had with you, some Trotastic interns and the bookstore workers once the doors are locked up for the night.
>Photos are taken and clean up is done as the event winds down to a close.
>You do one last double check to make sure you’ve got everything packed up in your bags.
>Quills, Ink Vials...
“Hmm?”
>Your fingers brush against something unfamiliar.
>Pulling it out you are reminded of Loosey, the kid from earlier in the day, and his draft you hold in your hand.
>You’re going to get a typed copy made out of the pencil and lined paper draft he gave you and even do the editing work yourself for him.
>You’ve seen how editors do their thing, it’s not too hard, and any of Trotastic’s real editors would tear the poor kid to shreds.
>There are no colder hearts on this planet than editors.
>You reach the Canterlot station in a short time and take your seat in the near empty cart.
>As the workers walk the cabins doing their pre-departure checks, you take out the bound stack of papers and flip open to the first page.
>In big, poorly spaced, and uneven letters is his name, Loose Scribbles, written in a shaky cursive.

AYYY PAST MIDNIGHT ON THE BEAST COAST WHICH MEANS HAPPY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY HELIANON!

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>You smile at the page, thinking back to how much focus he put to his signature and how much it reminded you of the first autograph you gave using a quill.
>Underneath his name is some more writing, a simple message written a lot neater than the cursive is done.
>[I hope you enjoy! Don’t get too scared when you read this, but if you do you should go to your dad. They’re really good at making you less scared. Love, Loosey]

>You sit at the edge of your bed, still buzzing with excitement from everything that happened today.
>You got to meet A.E. Mouse, and he LOVED your story! You scared THE A.E. Mouse!
>A soft knock at your door gets your attention away from the book in your lap.
>”Loosey? Are you still up?” dad’s voice asks from the other side.
“Mhm, I’m going to bed soon though daddy.”
>”Are you sure? You’re not too scared again are you? Do you need daddy to come tuck you in?”
“No dad, I’m not scared! I’m just excited still.”
>You can hear him giggling on the other side of the door, “Okay Loosey lovey, just don’t forget to turn your light off.”
“I won’t!”
>”Love you sweetie.”
“I love you too daddy.”
>You hear him trot away to his room.
>Once his door closes, and you know he won’t distract you anymore you look back down to read the message Mister Mouse left you.
>[This book is the one that I am most proud of so far. It was the first time I stepped out truly on my own, it’s not my best work, but I’m still proud and I hope that this little note in the book I am proudest of becomes the words I am even prouder to have written, because I hope it will inspire you. You have your whole life ahead of you to make even better work than anything I’ve done or will do, I believe in you and I can’t wait to see what you’re going to do, Loosey.]
>[Your biggest fan, A.E. Mouse]

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>You blow out your candle and snuggle in under your sheets.
>Your worn and most favorite book in the world is clutched firmly in your hooves, against your chest.
>You can’t wait to start writing in the morning.

Aaaaand that's the end. We hope you enjoyed yet another collaboration and that we did the original story some justice with this little homage. Happy birthday HeliAnon!

>>29176258
I hope you all enjoyed our little collaboration. It's a gift to our friendo HeliAnon for his birthday. It's also a little love letter to anyone thinking about writing right now to go ahead and give it a shot. A creative mind needs a little push to go a long way. It's a little memo that even us writers are human and we're willing to help someone reaching out. With that note, I'm quitting writing indefinitely. Bye, RGRE, if you would still read whatever I say or write.

>>29176258
that was fucking adorable.

>>29176174
>>Spooky Scary Skeletons
Someone should do Mr. Bones Wild Ride by A.E Moose

>>29176097
y-you wouldn't happen to h-have the sauce to the picture would you anon?

>>29176292
>SSTH !!fej5G
Thank you

>>29176106
I thought Samu L Jackson was great in that movie.

>>29176292
>I'm quitting writing indefinitely. Bye, RGRE
Goodbye, SSTH. It was fun while it lasted.

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>>29176292
Story was good.
I'm sad that you aren't writing any more.

>Anon is in a Questria.
>Not just any Questria though.
>A ninjaquestria.
>The evil ninja Rararachimaru pulled you into this world with her evil darling no jutsu ninja magic spell.
>You are trapped in her doom-carousel where she is trying to make you wear faggy clothing.
>Not just normal faggy.
>SUPER DUPER faggy.
>Today she tired to make you wear this one hat that was gayer than touching a dude's weiner.
>Your normal person clothing was taken from you and has been locked somewhere where you cannot get to it.
>You are powerless to oppose her faggot-magic.
>"Darling, I have something simply gorgeous that you must try on."
>Oh no, she's coming back!

>>29176463
>Be Twilight Narutle, chewnin of the Ponyville hidden village.
>You are out on patrol with your senpai Lyra Guy and have just stopped fighting some enemy ninjagos so you could have lunch.
>You have sunflower sandwiches and the enemy has alfalfa sushi.
>You are just about to bite into your sandwich when you get a sense of horror.
>It is flowing into you like a wave of drowning japanese people into a nuclear reactor.
>Clearly someone is up to evil shit.
>The enemy has sensed this too.
>"Fuck fighting you, I'm going to go join in that evil shit."
>"Twilight, we must stop them and conquer the evil." says Lyra.
"Okay."
>You and your comrades run after the enemy ninjagos with your forelegs trailing behind you, looking like some kind of retard.
>This is to make the enemy lower their guard so you can stab them.
>You like stabbing.
>Stabbing things is a way of life for a ninja.
>After a while both you and the enemy nijaginis are tired from running around.
>Also you are now in front of some freaky huge carnival ride thing.
>"Fluttermaru, quickly! Use your powers of nature to drop some animals on them to murderize the fuck out of those shits."
>"O-okay sensei."
>Fluttermaru does a nature dance.
>A whale falls out of the sky and crushes the enemy ninjas.
>They are completely flattened and covered by it.
>You are disappointed you cannot stab them.
>"Good work Fluttermaru. Team, let's seek rest and refreshments inside and then continue to search for the evildoers."

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>>29176468
>Weeb Anon in Equestria
>He and Fluttershy get along well

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>>29176258
You can't just come into someones life, make them love you, and then leave!

>>29176602
They can and they will, Anon. That's just how life works.

I have come with more HyperSpace HyperWars!
also http://pastebin.com/KeKA0BwX

>Be anon, finished painting your first set of models
>they're all pretty well painted by your standards, but they're 'dreadfully uninspired' by Rarity's
>whatever, it's your first time and you think it's good
>besides, you just wanna get out there
>you can get creative when you've played a few games
>they're not in hyper but maybe you could do Krieg, Catachans, Iron Guard, hell a mix of all of them if you want
>right now you've only got 500 points between your infantry squads, the veterans, the special weapons team, and the tank
>Also the walker Pinkie got you for your 'Raised an army to defend the Equestrium' party
>it's basically a mini AT-AT that can stomp infantry and tanks
>which is pretty great
>just in time for your game with Twilight
>she plays Serow, which is Tau except with goats
>she puts in extra points to take mechs as a troop choice, which kinda makes it hard for your infantry to deal with
>but you turned your special team into a lascannon and you've got krak grenades on all your squads
>the problem will be your distances
>you don't know what the board is like or the range of her army
>if you want to use those krak grenades you'll need to close the distance without taking too many losses
>it'll be a hard won game that's for sure
>you're suddenly brought out of your thoughts by a knock on the door
>"Anon? You ready for our game? I've already got the board set up and the girls are starting their games."
>"I'll be right out Twilight."

>>29176789

>you are Twilight Sparkle, commander of the Serow 51st mechanized combat unit
>well, not yet you're not
>not until you put your pieces on the gameboard
>you look around to see some of the other games going on
>Rarity and Applejack are pitting their Elkar and Mareines against each other
>meanwhile Pinkie, RainbowDash and Fluttershy are doing a free for all
>it's not usually what you do, but the girls were happy to let you have a one on one session with anon to show him the ropes
>you can't help but smile
>it may unbalance the games every friday but you're happy to have new friends to play with
>you start pulling out the army you've got ready for him when he comes down, Guard Mares in hand
>he starts setting them down and takes a look at your army
>and he frowns
>"Twilight, what's up with your army?"
>you look at the units you've set up on your side of the table
>some fire warriors, a hammerhead and a devilfish
>there's nothing really wrong with it
"It's just a simple Serow army, why?"
>he crosses his arms and stares you down
>"I've heard how you play, hell I've seen your collection and this is a step down from the armies you usually run."
>well yeah, he's new
"I just wanted to play a fair game, I know this is your first time."
>Anon lets out a sigh
>" I want to learn how to play. I want to be good, how am I supposed to do that if you go easy on me?"
>well… you suppose that's true
>but you're a veteran of this game, you've been playing since you were a filly
>you'll destroy a newcomer like anon
"Are you sure anon? I'm not sure how much fun it'll be for you."
>he gives you a warm and forgiving smile
>at least that's what you think, human facial expressions are still hard to understand
>"Go grab your battlesuits Twilight, let's have a real game."

>>29176795

>Ok, now you are Twilight Sparkle, commander of the 51st mechanized combat unit
>you look over the forces you've gathered on your side of the table
>four battlesuits, a squad of pathfinder infantry, and a single Skyray rocket battery
>you're used to fielding armies three times this size, but you've….
>had your command stripped?
>got separated from the main force?
>no, you had to intercept an attack on the rear lines
>yeah that's good, and this small force of ponies has been unfortunate enough to find themselves across the battlefield from you
>you'll have to show them the fury of the greater good
>he moves first, pushing his tank and infantry down the middle of the field while a small weapons team and a walker take either flank flanks
>the tank takes pot shots at your skyray, thankfully little more than glancing blows
>you respond in kind,ordering your battlesuits forward while you stay behind with the skyray
>meanwhile the pathfinders go to match the weapons team and take it out, hopefully before it does any real damage
>the Skyray unleashes a barrage on the nearest infantry taking out…

>you roll the dice against anon's and check the results
>three infantry, half the squad and their commander among them

>a cutting blow!
>but you've got more greater good to dispense
>the battlesuits are just barely in range and shower the healthy squad in a hail of plasma, killing several
>he retaliates in kind, pushing his units forward and closing in with his walker
>the tank takes another shot and actually scores a good hit against your Skyray
>another like that and it'll be destroyed
>meanwhile he moves the weaker infantry to intercept your pathfinders
>over the radio you hear that you've lost multiple pathfinders to infantry fire
>the battlesuits, on the other hoof, are unharmed by their pitiful las weaponry
>finally the walker disembarks it's veterans so that they can take cover in the ruins, a little too close to your skyray and commander

>>29176800

>a clever use of a smoke grenade launcher provides cover for the infantry and tank
>but he's left his veterans wide open!
>you order your battlesuits to jump pack into position, and open fire into the veterans exposed flank
>the pathfinders do the same to the infantry attacking them, devastating the enemy infantry until the last survivor flees from the field
>a shameful display!
>you direct the skyray to fire into the smoke
>vision is limited but you can at least tell you've hit their tank
>you yourself raise your plasma cannon and open fire into the swiftly approaching walker, dealing considerable damage

"How are you doing Anon?"
>You look over to him, despite losing a lot of units he seems to be happy
>"I'm fine, I'm doing better than I expected anyway."
>good, at least he's having fun
>"the walker charges into melee."

>you look to the charging walker
>you are able to just barely jump out of the way as it kicks your skyray with enough force to damage it's hull
>you're about to raise your plasma cannon for another volley against the offending metal monstrosity when you're hit in the back with-

"Really?"
>you look down at anon's rolls with the weapons team then to your own saves
>you just got one-shot filly
>shame, you didn't get her points worth
>The rest of your battlesuits get hit with krak grenades, killing one and injuring another
>the tank fires again, this time killing a couple pathfinders
>that was a pretty good turn
>but you can do better!
>your pathfinders avenge the beloved commander Sparkle and wipe out the weapons team
>meanwhile you're able to use your battlesuits to tear through the veterans
>allowing your skyranger to disengage from the walker and open fire, getting some clean hits on both the veterans and infantry
>you'll have to warn anon about spacing versus artillery units
>that leaves him with a tank and a walker, both at half health
>meanwhile you've still got two battlesuits, a squad of pathfinders, and a skyray

>>29176806

>you look back to anon
>he seems a little frustrated
>"I charge through the terrain and melee the skyranger again."
>you look over to his rolls
>he doesn't make the saves
>"And there goes the walker, I think that's it for me. Good game Twilight."
>he reaches out his hand to shake your hoof
"It was a valiant attempt commander, perhaps if you were born Serow you would've been my equal."
>"What?"
>you can hear Rarity and Applejack snickering behind you as your face flushes with embarrassment
>why would you say that?
"Well, I uh..."
>anon just laughs and ruffles your mane
>"You adorable little nerd. Come on, let's check out the other games. I've never seen an Ent army in action."
>you shake your hair back into place and follow him
>it was a pretty good game though, especially for his first
>you'll have to play him again soon


that's all for now, i'll probably again update soon. As always C&C is appreciated

POST MARE AND STALLION!

>>29176815
I liked it.
More when?

>>29176815
Capitalize the start of your sentences. You also need to work on grammar.
Ex.
>that was a pretty good turn
>but you can do better!
Can be
>That was a pretty good turn, but you can do better!

>>29174410
does this thing have any porn?
i think it should have some porn
true ghost horse blowjob material here

>>29176815
I quite enjoy it, look forward to more.

I don't play much mini-games, and while most of the action was clear from context, it was difficult to get a clear mental picture of the units in the battle, what they were and how they worked.
If you could find a way to unobtrusively work in a description of some of the types of pieces, both physically and in a game mechanics sense, it'd be a little more accessible.

>>29176999
I was going to quibble about the nature of green and it's dialect, but the Australian devil trips have spoken.

To the author: eschew the overly casual forms, treat green as second person present tense narrative prose with no paragraphs allowed.

That does, of course, have the advantage that it's more similar to traditional writing, about which there is a fairly large body of study about what makes for easiest reading.

Aside of course from the informal, net-dialect-esque structure with no sentence case or periods (which sends me back to older days on /tg/, where there were quest runners that only did it that way) your grammar contained no errors that leapt out at me.

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How often do horny mares harass anon for lewd once they find out about superior human stamina?

>>29177081
If we want to get more substantive, well...
I don't want to discourage you, but the only thing that comes to mind is some of the worst type of criticism: vague and without actionable elements.
This section felt a bit boring.
These are only my guesses about what the potential causes could've been:
It might have been too little character building, in which case it might just be that this is a bad stopping point. At the beginning you have a bundle of neat little bits with Rarity's comment on his paint job, Ponks giving him the walker, and the discussion about playing him for real with Twilight. All good, but there's not much more at the end. Maybe even a short line about how Twilight was really glad that he wasn't a sore loser, and maybe even a short viewpoint switch to Anon thinking he's glad she isn't a sore winner.
Twilight being a role-player was a great touch, but I'm not sure how I'd go about using that to punch up this segment. If you go too deep into her role-playing it could just become distracting jumping between her internal narration and the actual action.

Then again, I might be off base completely with this criticism, and the action could've been improved. Any issue might just be me though, lacking some specific itch to scratch. A miniatures gamer might already have been excited.
This might just be purely about appealing to my interests, but maybe some more lines with insight into the tactics of the table, and why they make the choices they do. Maybe even something as simple as a line about Twilight's self-satisfaction with her own cleverness at seeing the perfect place to drop that smoke grenade.
>shrugs

Keep up the good work. I look forward to seeing the other Mane Six warring.

>>29177108
Ponyville's a lot more like a small town than not. There's relatively little anonymity, so it's not some vague feeling of consequence free risk from hitting on that person you heard rumors about.
It's likely that there'd be one or two ring-leaders that really want it, and a relatively small group of hangers on that wouldn't have the cojones to do it themselves, but are happy to get a little too up in that colt's business once they hear about it, and everyone in town would sort of know the picture of the situation.
The rest of the town ranges from "oh if only I were so bold" to "he must love that attention, the slut," to "he deserves it," to completely disapproving, but not actually taking any action other than condemning it.

It'd be different with a herding scenario where about half the unattached town mares seem to start clamoring to join as soon as they hear about it.
I'm pretty amused by the idea, based on real world horse herd behaviors, that the stallion can maybe veto a mare, but otherwise the decisions of who gets to roll with the herd are made by the females only.
Does Anon act with bemusement or rage when Twily tells him, with no previous mention, that he will now be boning Mayor Mare and Fluttershy on the reg.

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>>29177108
You keep it as a secret.

>>29176097
That is a ridiculously hot pic. Sauce?

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>>29174234
I want this mare to vomit in my cock, the thought of her blowing chunks of semi digested apples and lettuce all over my balls and erect cock turn me on more than you will ever know. I pitty the fool who can't understand the suppository of vomit mare fetishes.

>>29176815
I liked it, but I have to agree with >>29177115
Twilight didn't have a lot of emotional variety through the battle, and a good deal of her characterization might be described from Anon's point of view. He would also have more conflict going on, with the disappointment of the lasfire not working as well as he had hoped, and the distance between armies being unfavorable. Maybe have a switchover or two to show Twilight role-playing, and the final "if you had been born serow" quote heard from Anon's perspective, since he would have a more visceral reaction to her adorkableness.

>>29177370
>can't understand the suppository of vomit mare fetishes.

Mobile fag maybe? That sure reads like auto-correct. And has visited me with the hellscape scenario of having to actively resist imagining a vomit enema.
Ohp. Oh, Oh now. It's happening.
Ugggggh.

>>29176335
digitaldomain123

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>>29176292
>With that note, I'm quitting writing indefinitely
Of course you would post a good green, make a heartfelt speech about writing, encouraging others to give it a try and then end your post like "oh, and by the way, I'm dead"
Guess it's my fault for expecting nice things. Propeller-struck writefags tally: +1
Just kill me now.

also
>p10

>>29176795
>>he gives you a warm and forgiving smile
>>at least that's what you think, human facial expressions are still hard to understand
This is a concept that I like.

Also good story, friendo.

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>>29176292
Fucking faggot. Don't be a bitch and keep writing.

>>29178464
Reminds me of that prompt a few threads ago where ponies are very expressive in ways that humans can't even detect.

Maud in those prompts seemed super stoic to ponies but Anon understood her second only to her family. Because by human standards Maud was fairly expressive. And the ponies viewed Anon like they do Maud.

>>29177144
>Does Anon act with bemusement or rage when Twily tells him, with no previous mention, that he will now be boning Mayor Mare and Fluttershy on the reg.
I'd personally go for bemusement, because Twilight has no real authority over Anon, except maybe for forms of authority that Anon would be ignorant to and would thus ignore/would refuse to recognize. Anger could come from Twilight's presumption, but rage would only come if he were being forced to obey her.

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>>29173678
>you will never have many beautiful daughters with your waifu
why live

>>29176789
Krieg is the best, prove me wrong.

>>29176815
Kek. Racist greater good, my ass. MOAR!

HEY ANONS. Guess what I did to start the new years!

Yep! I pitched a tent and camped out in the middle of my apartment. And while I was in my tent, covered in sherpa blankets, staring at the ceiling as the moonlight crept in through the windows, my sleep-addled brain thought it would be awesome for me to turn this into a pone story. So.

Prepare.

>>29178969
alrighty then

i await

>>29178969
>*beep*
"Hm?"
>You are Anon
>No longer the bachelor, happy house-husband, part-time handyman and full time shitposter
>What? Turns out herding with mares that have their own businesses basically means you're full time help
>It's no big deal - I mean, it's kinda *your* businesses now too, but
>One day on the farm
>Another day modeling for clothing
>Maybe tomorrow you'll be helping with some animal rescues
>Or making spike feel insecure again
>*beep*
"What... is that?"
>You get up from your chairbrary in the castlebrary, casting your book aside
". . . maybe it w-"
>*beep*
"Fuck. Ok?"
>You start staring at the ceiling
"I think it was one of...."
>*beep*
"Yep. One of those smoke detectors must need recharging. Damn."
>You leave the library, shutting the door - and immediately stare up at the hallway ceiling
>. . .
>*beep*
"Ok, not this one."
>You open the door to the kitchen, staring up at the ceiling - demanding ANSWERS
>*beep*
"For fucks' sake-"
>"Hey babe!"
"Hey Bluefast."
>without breaking eye contact with the ceiling you raise your hand, feeling a slightly-damp mane push into your palm
>Aaaaand there's the full-body hug
>Wearing rainbow like some sort of awkward sidearm/toddler combo, you start rubbing her head
>*beep*
"Nope."
>"Whatcha doin, hot stuff?"
"One of these smoke detectors is outta charge. I'm trying to see which one it is-"
>"You know, we should just disconnect them-"
"And die in our sleep? No, Rainbow. I am not going out like that - that's a bitch way of going."
>"Well *I* never had any when I was growing up-"
"That's because you lived in the clouds."
>"S-so?! Whenever momma thunder would cook, sometimes our cloud stove would smoke..."
>You break eye contact with the *beep* fucking ceiling, looking down at your herdmate curiously
"I... have many questions."
>"Like how lucky you are to have a mare like me and how you should be kissing her all the time forever?"
>She smiles a hopeful smile, and you stick your tongue out playfully

>>29178677
A well thought-out answer? Not a lot of people give those out.....

>>29179026
"Tell ya what, fast stuff. You help me find the detector and recharge it and I'll kiss you forever and ever and ever."
>She rolls her eyes - and leans into your rubbing hand. "Mmmm, what a deal~"
"I am nothing, if not generous."
>Chuckling, she gives your side one last squeeze before taking off, swooping out the doorway and throughout the rest of the castle
>*beep*
"Man, FUCK the acoustics in this place. I'm going to have to ask AJ to get some wood paneling or something."
>You and Dashie start combing the castle - sometimes you'll be standing under a fucking detector for a few minutes before she tells you she's checked it
>Sometimes you catch her gnawing on one on the ceiling to try and 'check the damn battery herself'
>. . .
>*BEEP*
>for fucks' sake
>You stand there, hands on your hips in Official Dad Pose #5, as you stare at the culprit
>The detector RIGHT ABOVE YOUR FUCKING BED
>"Are we sure that it's-"
>*BEEP*
>"BEEP!"
"Ah! Fuck."
>"Why is it SO LOUD?" Dash complains, draping herself like yoda on your shoulders
>And just like yoda, she sneaks in a quick nuzzle to the back of your head
>...we saw the same movie, right? I feel like that should've happened.
>Anyway.
"I have no idea. But can you pop it off-"
>"I'll pop YOU off~"
>*BEEP*
>"Beep-FUCK!"
"Fuck! Alright, shit. Just... fly up there and-"
>"I can't. Apparently they're a new model - magically sealed or some such. We'll have to wait for Twilight to get back."
>*BEEP*
>You feel her cringe, and so you walk out of your mistress-sized bedroom, shutting the double-door behind you
>*beep*
>"Wow, it's still annoying even with the door closed."
"I know, right? This must have been the-"
>"Safest and most economical model with the most appropriate features and all around highest rated appliance with an excellent warranty~"
>You chuckle
"Why bookhorse, when did you get here?"
>"Books books words encyclopedia, Nonny."
"Wise words. Shall we abscond to the couch?"
>"Why else do you think I came home early?"

>>29179107
>So the two of you spend some quality time cuddling on the couch
>Fire roaring
>Hot cocoa made
>Heavy Petting happening
>Good times
>Until you hear the sound of multiple hooves-on-stone, and the livingroom doors open
>You'll never get used to having doors within doors within doors here
>"-and then I said 'sis, if I wanted a creme-filled eclair I'd just find my Husband!'"
>You hear Pinkie laugh, and the soft twang that joins her means AJ must be here too
"Hey! Those eclairs take a long time to make, yanno!"
>"Snookiebottoms!"
>"Hey there sugarcube~!"
>Another scrabble of hooves - this one more eager, you can tell - and suddenly two new faces are pushed into your comfypile
>Your blanket defense falls quickly, and two slightly-chilled poners start fighting with Dash over prime cuddling real estate
>*beep*
"Well for fuck's sake, you realize you can jus- no, hol- ugh-"
>You push Pinkie's ass out of your face
>No dessert before dinner, yo
>As she starts aggressively cuddling Dash, doing that weird horse-neck thing with her
>Whatevs
>*beep*
>"Ahnon? What's that?"
>You plant a soft kiss on AJ's lips as she settles into the crook of your arm
"The smoke detector in our bedroom's on the fritz."
>"What? Aw Dagnabbit."
"What?"
>"Knowin' her, she's bought somethin' far too complicated."
"Well, yes, b-mmh~"
>You break away from the sudden kiss, sighing softly.
"Sorry - welcome home to you too, Panko."
>"Hi Nonny~"
>*beep*
>"Th' acoustics in this place are craziern' tartarus."
"I know, right?"
>"....hey gals?"
>You all turn to look at Pinkie
>"Do you think that's why the guardsmares asked to be stationed on the outside of the castle?"
>. . .
>*beep*
>Oh fuck you didn't need this embarrassment
>You sigh deeply, head resting on one of your throw pillows that really ties this room together
"Welllll.....fuck."
>*beep*

>>29179152
>After a few more minutes the door opens again and both Fluttershy and Rarity join the pile
>You had the foresight to buy one of those super-wide couches, so there's plenty of room
>You just idly wonder, inbetween the preening and the nibbles, where the mare of the hour is
>*beep*
>Cause that's getting really annoying
>Your ears perk up as the door opens one last time, the sound of bags rustling and the low hum of magic preceding the soft clop of hooves-on-crystal
"Hey! Go go go - help her bring in the groceries-"
>You start shooing off your herd much to their chagrin, another round of 'welcome homes' and horsey noises filling up the silence of the livingroom
>"Hey sweetheart~"
"Well hello to you too, you old charmer~"
>Kneeling, you pull Twilight into your arms, giving her a gentle kiss
>*beep*
>You feel her ears twitch
"...Yep."
>"That sounds like a smoke detector-"
"Bedroom."
>"B-before you cook dinner? I-I owe the girls a big one if they got you rea-"
>You sigh and boop her nose, her tongue absentmindedly licking the spot where your finger rested
"No. Well, yes, but later - it's in the bedroom."
>"Ah. Alright, give me a moment then and I'll take care of it!"
"Mmkay. You got the you-know-what's I asked you to get?"
>Twilight turns her head to peer into the kitchen before turning back to you
>"Yeah. Pear-"
"SSsshhhh. Shshshshs. I'm going to have an actual damn fruit salad in this household if it kills me, and I'm not going to have you ruin it."
>"Anon, she's talking with the other girls-"
>You cup Twilight's cheeks in your hands
"She KNOWS. She can TELL."
>"Ah fink yer behin-"
>"WHAT IN TARNATION-"
>You look down at her with the best "I told you so" you can
>She can't meet your gaze
>das rite
"Go, fix the thing, and I'll hand-"
>"AHM' TOSSIN' OUT ALL THIS FILTH-"
"DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOU-"
>"TH' GREAT APPLE FROWNS UPON THIS FAMILY-"
>You rise to your full height, puffing out your chest
>Gon' show these little ponelets who's boss up in here

>>29179208
>You dip your spoon into the bowl
>You lift it up
>And you put it in your mouth
>All the while making eye contact with a certain orange mare
>"....ah don't even know who yew are anymore."
"MMM TH' FLAVORS-"
>Bursts of grape, pear, strawberry, pineapple - and yes, even apple - play a wonderful and delicate melody in your mouth
>"I'll burst in your mouth, Nonny~"
"Ponko stop reading at the table and finish your fruit salad. We're gonna be healthier this year-"
>"But Nooonnnyyy~"
"No, I only dropped 7lbs over all of last year and I didn't get swol at all-"
>There's a soft groan around the table - save for Fluttershy, she's happily muzzle-down in her bowl because she's the GOOD ONE - but complaints be damned
>You wear the horse-skirt in this family, you control the house
>"Anonymous, dear, you look simply ravishing as is-"
"Thank you, I love you too, no I'm not reading cosmare, no this isn't some weird fad, yes you're still sexy, yes I'll do that thing with my tongue still, no I won't back down on this diet."
>You *hear* Rarity's mouth shut, her breath blowing out her nostrils. "Well FINE then, darling."
>You hum softly
>*beep*
>"I thought you fixed that, Twi? What's the deal?"
"Rainbow finish your dessert-"
>"W-well, it just turns out-"
>"Here we go"
"You too AJ-"
>"Ah won't. It's th' principle of the thing!"
>"So, uh. I had it hardwired into the background harmonic resonance of the castle itself-"
>"Nnnneeerrrrrrrdddd-"
"Just because you're right doesn't mean you don't get to eat your food-"
>"Hey!"
"Love you, Twi. But, you were saying?"
>"J-Just that... it's a fault of the unit itself. I already have a repairmare coming out, but the earliest she can be here is around 9AM."
>*beep*
>"U-um, can you just... shut down the u-unit?"
>"Sorry Fluttershy, but I can't. It's hardwired - and I can't mute it with magic either, because I could accidentally mute ALL of them in the series..."
"And our insurance would go through the roof."
>Twilight smiles seepishly.

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>>29179152
>>You push Pinkie's ass out of your face
>>No dessert before dinner, yo

>>29179250
>"Yeah..."
"Hm. Well, we'll just have to cross that bridge when we get to it."
>*beep*

>You sigh
>*BEEP*
"There's no way we're going to be able to sleep in here with that going on."
>Rarity and Twilight nod, their combined magic pulling out the blankets from the bed
>"So what's the plan then, hubby?"
"Mmm. Maybe we just camp out in the livingroom?"
>"Sure. We could do that - Ooh! We could make a blanket fort! I read that-"
>*BEEP*
>Your girls' ears go flat, but they continue making it happen - pulling blankets, then the comforter, then the pillows off
>"Hey Anon~!"
>RD pokes her head into the bedroom
>"What's the plan, my man?"
"Well, we're most likely going to-"
>*BEEP*
>*CHIRP*
>. . .
>The three of you stare directly at Rainbow Dash, who is now bright red
"C...care to run that by me again?"
>"Nnnn. What's... the plan...."
>You stay silent, because you almost have this timed
>Three... two... o-
>*BEEP*
>*CHIRP*
"Rainbow - are you, is-"
>"IT SOUNDS AGGRESSIVE OK?!"
>Your little bluehoers stomps her hooves, blushing furiously.
>"O-oh! Rainbow, there you are-"
>THE GOOD ONE softly lands beside her herdmate, moving forward to do that horse-nuzzle-hello before recoiling slightly
>"Oh! Rainbow, are you ok? I-is someth-"
>*BEEP*
>*CHIRP*
>*peep peep peep peep peep*
>You stare, mouth open, as Fluttershy looks around confused, making soft peeping noises
>"Oh wow... I mean, the manual said it might be annoying to some pegasai, but-"
>Rainbow Dash turns her head away, resting it on the other side of the door
>Her tail is swishing from side to side - she is so ANGRY
>Oooooo I would be too
>You can just feel the shenanigans radiating off Rarity
"Ok. So we're going to-"
>*BEEP*
>Fluttershy's eyes go wide as her peeping suddenly increases in volume, then slowly goes back to the same background volume
>This doens't compare to Rainbow, however
>Who, forgetting the fucking crazy acoustics in this house
>*C H I R P*s so loud that it echos
>. . .

>>29179320
Bird alarm.

>>29179320
My little birds can't be this cute, damn it all it's too adorable!

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Dammit, who made this

>>29179250
>"Ponko stop reading at the table and finish your fruit salad. We're gonna be healthier this year-"
"Pinkie, quit reading my mind. You know how you get when it gets out of control."

>>29179320
"I'm sorry-"
>RD sniffles softly, kneading your arms as you hug her. "NO, you're NOT."
>You do your damnest to stop the smile from spreading across your face
"I-I am, Re-"
>"You can barely stop laughing!"
>Deep breaths, Anon
"Ok, I'll admit, that was the most-"
>*beep*
>"Humiliating, terrible, stupid, dumb-"
"Most adorable thing I've ever seen you do - right up there with you giving me your primary to wear."
>"Nnnnnn~" she squirms, but stops fighting you
>This is good so far, we're making progress
>You look up and lock eyes with Rarity, who's across the room putting together a very tasteful blanket fort
>She looks at you, licking her lips
>O...ok....
>She mouths something out
>'b e e p'
>*beep*
>"I'LL FITE YOU~"
"Rarity you are NOT HELPING-"
>She laughs and disappears into the fort, leaving you with the cleanup
>You begin emergency belly rubs and snuggles, but it's a long time until she finally settles back down
>Your tongue is going to have a workout tonight, but it's worth it.
>"We're Reeeaaadddyyyy~"
>*beep*
>You look down at the pegasus in your arms
"Are you?"
>"...mfmhm."
"Hmm?"
>"If she starts shit I'm gon' fite her."
"Tell you what. IF she does - IF, mind you, not 'I think she did so let's go', you can rassle her. Deal?"
>"Ah heard someone say rasslin?" AJ says, poking her head out of the tent
"Maybe!"
>"Is it that special type of rasslin' that a mare needs from her stallion after a long day~?"
"Well... It does involve the People's Elbow, so..."
>"Whut?"
"Nothing. Be there soon~"
>Carrying your little bundle of nerves, you stoop down - then kneel, scooting into the comfytent
>You place RD down on all four hooves and she stares down Rarity
>Who... looks away, smiling
>Horsepolitics.herd
>But you appreciate her not escalating things
"So... uh. This is a bit smaller than the bed - how do we want to work this out?"
>"Oh! We'll just fuse together a bit-"
"Wait, what?"
>"What? Darling, you never...saw us do this?"

>>29179406
"Sorry, just. Mammals from home don't fuse. What?"
>Twilight clops her hooves together in glee. "Oh! That's right - "
>"No, please no education, not tonight Twily - please?!"
>Pinkie drapes over Twilight's withers, but she shrugs her off
>"No! Education is wonderful and amazing and just-"
>"-kills any colt's erection-"
"Yeah so, fusing?"
>"Oh! Uh, well. We're not really mammals, per se."
"Well I figured you were more like bendy little marshmellows, but you've got all the bits I'm familiar with-"
>"YEAH you are~"
"Ponka, wait like 5 minutes-"
>"Well yes, but we're like... oh, what were those people you said came from your zebrica?"
"Uh... bl-bla-"
>Twilight clops her hoof against the blanket
>"That's right! Orks! And so since we're bendy and marshmallowy we can sorta.. well-"
>"Allow us to demonstrate, darling?"
>Rarity stands up and presses her side against Twilight - who leans into her as well, and then they just start to...
>....rub
>And I mean, it looks kinda silly and a little bit kinky but mostly terrifyingly adorable
>And then they just stop
>"And we're good!"
>....
"What?"
>You scoot forward - and by God, they're actually fused
>It's like... the purple disappears into the white but there's no actual border it's just
>"A-anon, don't worry-"
>You recoil slightly, blinking
"I just.... wh- but you're ponies. You're horses that didn't try hard enough. H-how?"
>"Um... well, t-technically we just call ourselves ponies - we're not *Earth* ponies, so... this is just natural for us."
>You sit on your butt unceremoniously as the doublepone makes it's way over to you, cuddling you with all sorts of limbs and warmpth and whatnot
"I just... guess I forgot we're all aliens here."
>"Naw, *yer* just the sexy alien. We're just normal pony folk."
>You chuckle, smiling
"Thanks, AJ. So, why this fusing?"
>"Oh! Cause all the blankets are on the floor to give us a cushion. So we'll be your blanket for tonight!"
"Um. .... Fair enough?"

>>29179467
>And so, as the lights dimmed
>and your alien-horse blanket cooed softly as you pulled it over your naked form
>You realized
>The more things change the more they stay the same.

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And then it was like 3AM and I finally decided to take some sleeping pills. But yes! That's what... my brain on sleep deprivation looks like.

....Happy New Year, Anons. I'll get back to my main stories soon.

>>29179250
This is amazing.

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>>29179467
Oh.

>>29179481
> Chirping
> Peeping
Megacute
> Marshmallow fusing
Is this Durnk's part of the collaboration?

>>29179490
I mean, they'll separate if you run 'em under cold water. Really neat to watch, actually.

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>>29179320
I like where this is going, pic related.

>>29179481
That was a very extensive shitpost.

>>29179467
>Uh... bl-bla-
You can feel the struggle for him to not just say niggers

>>29179481
Not...what I was expecting at the end of this. But I am not too disturbed either.

>>29179514
Are you for real right now?

>>29179481
The chirping/peeping pegasi was SO adorable. You have no idea. bread/10 would read again

>>29179152
>>"Do you think that's why the guardsmares asked to be stationed on the outside of the castle?"
kek

>>29179481
Uh... okay.

>>29179490
Tiamat of Friendship?

Unicorn breeding hips.

https://derpibooru.org/1329194

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>>29180332
Unicorns are the most plush and cushy of the ponies, even if nearly every unicorn mare you talk to vehemently denies it.

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Hey, I got more Sunset-Twi for you guys

>>29180609
>You know...
>It had been pretty nice cuddling with Anon and Sunset the for the first time
>But that was NOTHING compared to last night
>NOTHING
>You had slept like a baby, the bed had been comfortable, you hadn't been freezing because the heating in the house was working, and since you were the big spoon you had been able to rub yourself up against your stallion as much as you wanted
>It was great
>Awesome
>10/10 WILL snuggle with again
>At that moment the sun still hadn't come up
>The room was completely dark
>It was early in the morning and both of your herdmates were sound asleep
>You could see that Sunset had buried her face into Anon's chest and was snorting away
>Anon's mouth was partially opened, and if you looked down you could see the blanket rise and fall with each breath that he took
>You were wide awake after having to get up to go to the bathroom, too excited by the fact that you had a COLTFRIEND and you were SNUGGLING with him to go back to sleep
>So instead you laid next to him, one hand wrapped around his chest, holding him close to you, and the other stroking his hip
>Like any good alpha in your position, you were also taking this opportunity to groom his hair with your teeth
>You wanted his mane to look nice and shiny after all, and you knew how stallions felt when flies laid eggs in their manes
>Anon seemed to like the grooming, subconsciously wiggling backward and tilting his head so that you had more hair to work with
>And work you did, smiling around your mouthful of hair all the while
>When he woke up, he was going to have the NICEST mane that anyone had ever SEEN
>All the colts back at the school were going to be SO jealous
>You could already see the smile on his face now when he went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror!

>>29180614
>He'd probably be so happy that he'd let you kiss him some more!
>You whinnied quietly at the thought, making sure to use your lips to the best of your ability
>Ohhhhh!
>This was going to be so great!
>You had just about finished with the back of Anon's head when Sunset began to stir
>She started to grumbled, shifting and wiggling while her legs brushed against yours and Anon's
>One of her hands slide past the one on your stallion's hip and toward his butt
>Blushing, you quickly reached down and grabbed your sis's hand, lifting it up to a more proper place on Anon’s body
>Nope…
>You knew where that hand of hers was going
>You knew and you weren’t going to let that happen
>Anon waking up with a hand touching his rump would be bad for everyone
>Sunset grumbled, and her hand tried to slide back down
>You, of course, stopped her
>No
>Bad Sunset!
>Stop trying to sleep-molest Anon!
>Your sis tried again and again, and again and again you stopped her
>Sunset was wiggling around a lot now, so much that you were afraid that she might wake up Anon
>Sweet Luna...
>She must be having one heck of a dream…
>The little pervert...
>You were just about to reach over and shake her when she suddenly picked her head up and looked around
>"Fucking gophers," she mumbled in the darkness, rubbing a half-lidded eye as she looked around. "Those are MY chocolate bars..."
>...
>What...?
>You stopped grooming Anon for a moment to smile at your sis

>>29180621
"You alright, Sunny?" you whispered
>Sunset's eyes snapped over toward you
>She blinked, her nose scrunching up, before her eyes widened in realization
>"Oh... It's just you Twilight..." she murmured
>You giggled
"Had a weird dream?" you asked
>Your sis frowned, wiggling against Anon
>"Yeah, I was dreaming about these dumb gophers and they were--" she began, only to freeze in place
>She looked down toward Anon's groin, slowly rolling her hips
>Anon, who up till now was snoozing peaceful, twitched
>...
>What the heck was she doing?
>Sunset rubbed herself against Anon a few more times before she grinned
>"So THAT'S what that was..." she murmured, suddenly looking more alert
>Slipping your arm from underneath Anon--sweet Celestia was it numb--you got into a semi-sitting position
"What? What's wrong?" you asked, looking your stallion over. "Is something wrong with him?"
>To your relief, your friend shook her head
>"No, he's fine," she said, still grinning
>She grinded herself a little more firmly against your stallion
>He twitched again, his breathing growing just a bit quicker
>"It just looks like our Nonny here has a case of the morning wood."
>...
>Morning what?
"What?" you asked, looking down at his groin
>"You know how mares have morning dew in the morning?" your sis asked
"Yeah, of course."
>"Well, guys here have something similar," Sunset said, patting Anon on his side. "Their cocks get hard in the morning. Real hard."

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>>29180630
>A warmth came to your belly, which began to make its way between your legs
>You rubbed your thighs together, clearing your throat
"S-So what do t-they do about it?" you asked. "The m-morning wood I mean?"
>"Pretty much the same things we do when we're soaked," Sunset said, throwing the blanket back over the three of you when she saw Anon start to squirm. "If they're single they're either ignore it, grind against things until they go soft, or jerk off in the shower or their bed; stuff like that."
>You gulped
"W-What if they have a marefriend?" you questioned
>Sunset's smile took a teasing edge to it
>"How come, Twi? You thinking of ways to give our stallion here a good morning present?" she asked, leaning up so that she could rub her nose against yours
>You shied away, your nose scrunching up in embarrassment
"I'm j-just asking for future r-reference," you insisted, slipping an arm around Anon and pulling him back against you
>...
>Sweet Celestia was he warm…
>And that SMELL...
"Being e-erect like that can't b-be comfortable, and as a-alpha I need to make sure o-our stallion is happy and h-healthy."
>Sunset quietly giggled, propping herself up with an arm
>"What would YOU want a stallion to do for you in the morning if your marehood was soaked?" she questioned
>You'd want to wake up and throw off your covers to see his tongue buried inside of you
>You'd want him to lick and nuzzle and suck until you couldn't breathe
>You'd want him to keep going until your orgasm came crashing through you, and you'd want him to keep going until you were a squirming, moaning mess
>After that you'd want to roll him on his back and ride him until the two of you were senseless and your bedsheets were ruined
"I-I'd want a good morning kiss," you mumbled, nuzzling the top of Anon's head
>Sunset leaned toward you
>"Really?" she asked, obviously not believing a word that you said

>>29180640
>Rubbing your thighs together a little more firmly, you nodded
"Y-Yep."
>You forced yourself to look up at your herdmate
"A good kiss though," you clarified, not wanting to look like a chump. "T-The kind where we mess up the bed c-covers and we're really breathing hard a-after it..."
>That answer seemed to be a little bit better, because Sunset nodded
>"I could see wanting something like that," she allowed, leaning away from you a bit. "If I was Anon I wouldn't say no to getting a nice Prench kiss from a cute little dork like you."
"You're a d-dork," you grumbled, giving your sis a little shove
>She giggled, poking your side, which, in turn, caused you to giggle
>"Something like that might be better for when we're all at breakfast though," she continued. "You don't want to stick your tongue in a stallion's mouth when the two of you have morning breath."
>...
>Yeah...
>You could see that...
>You nodded in agreement at your friend's wisdom, filing that away in the back of your mind
>As you did that, Sunset's blue eyes were scanning your face
>"You've never kissed a colt until yesterday, right Twi?" she asked
"No I haven't," you answered automatically
>"So you've never given anyone a Prench kiss before?"
>...
>Of course you haven't
>If you've never KISSED a stallion you most certainly haven't stuck your TONGUE into their mouth!
>Why would she--
>...
>O-Oh right...
>How were you going to greet your stallion with a really good good morning kiss if you didn't even know how to?

>>29180609
the savior has come

>>29180651
>You deflated
"No, I haven't," you admitted with just a bit of shame, looking down at Anon. "B-But I'm sure that it's not that hard to--thmp!"
>Sunset leaned forward, closing the distance between the two of you
>She grabbed your chin and, before you realized what was happening, pressed her lips against your
>Whatthebuck?!
>Your eyes widened in alarm as, without warning, your sis's tongue slipped into your mouth
>You tried to scramble away but your herdmate held you in place firmly
>Her tongue teased the inside of your mouth, tracing the tops of your teeth and tickling your lips before sliding up against your tongue
>Gasping into Sunset's mouth you tried to pull your tongue away from hers, but that only caused her to deepen the kiss
>Your legs clenched hard as the tip of her tongue slid around the edges of your wet muscle
>Whatthebuckdidshethingshewasdoing?!
>You twitched as Sunset's tongue began to properly tangle with yours
>...
>She...
>She was a good kisser, you realized...
>She knew exactly how to make a kiss feel nice
>All of the mechanics and whatnot
>And, despite yourself, your body began to respond
>You tongue stopped trying to get away from Sunset's, instead taking her head-on
>You also pressed yourself forward, mashing your lips against hers
>Your tongue-work was, of course, a little awkward since you had no idea what you were doing
>Because of that, even though you were trying your hardest, you were no match for your more experienced sis
>Sunset's tongue ran circles around yours
>No matter what you did to force her tongue back into her mouth she would counter it
>Her wet muscle would tease a particularly sensitive spot, leaving you gasping
>She'd pull her tongue away to tease your lips, which left you light-headed every single time she did it

>>29180654
>As time went on your breathing started to get a little ragged
>You found yourself getting lost in the kiss
>You began to enjoy the taste of Sunset's tongue and her mouth
>You liked how her lips felt against yours
>One of Sunset's hands grabbed the back of your head
>You groaned, your eyelids fluttering as your tongue lapped at your herdmate's
>...
>S-Shit...
>Mom might have been right...
>You were about to consider crawling over Anon so that you could REALLY get at your sis when Sunset broke the kiss
>The second that you felt her tongue leaved your mouth you tried to follow her, mashing your teats against Anon's head in the process
>A trail of saliva connected you and Sunset
>You were breathing hard, that warmth in between your legs having become a inferno
>Sunset, giggling breathlessly, her face just a little bit flushed, smiled at you
>"If you do something like that to Nonny here I'm sure that he'll like his good morning present," she said, licking her lips
>She then reached over and gently closed your mouth before laying back down onto the bed, pressing Anon's face into her teats, and closing your eyes
>Like sticking your tongue down another mare’s throat was just a normal, everyday thing for her
>You continued to look at her in bewilderment, unable to catch your breath
>Why--
>What did she--
>How--
>...
"You're a dyke, Sunny..." you grumbled
>"You love it, Twi," Sunset retorted, sighing to herself as she rubbed your stallion's nose back and forth between her breasts
>You frowned as hard as you could
>...
>Buck…
>Your panies were soaked...

>>29180609
Based

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>>29180658
>The first thing you noticed when you began to wake up was the smell of peaches and vanilla
>An odd combination but it worked pretty well, you found
>The next thing was that your face was buried in something soft and warm and there was a fleshy, nubby thing was rubbing against your cheek each time that the soft and warm thing rose or fell
>Since you weren’t awake enough to rationally think, you instead relied on the lizard part of your brain to find out what it was
>Eyes still closed, you sleepily nuzzled your face into the two warm pillows that they were buried between
>Your mouth partially opened, and with each nuzzle you tried to grab onto the little nub
>Animals inspected things with their mouths all the time
>You were an animal, so it only made good sense that you'd try to do it too
>If it was good enough for a tiger or elephant, it was good enough for you, dammit!
>It took some work, but you managed to grab the nub on the fourth pass with your teeth
>Above you, someone let out a sigh
>You, too busy mystery-solving, ignored the noise
>Instead, you wrapped your lips around the nub
>Making sure that it was securely in your mouth you began to tease it with your tongue
>Again someone let out a sigh, and again you ignored it, focused on your task
>This was for science
>For the future of mankind even!
>Since you didn't want to damage this anomaly in any way, you were gentle
>Your tongue circled around the nub, across it, and every which other way
>...
>It felt fleshy alright...
>And right around the edges you could feel little bumps…
>...
>The nub wasn't very big...
>Maybe the size of a penny..
>After that whatever you licked felt different
>It felt smooth then
>There was a springiness to it, and a very slightly, almost unnoticeable pulse
>Like skin almost...
>Eyes still closed, your brow furrowed
>What the heck was this thing...?

>>29180667
>Your half-asleep mind carefully milled it over
>...
>Nope
>You don't have any idea what the hell is in your mouth right now
>Further investigation was required...
>Still making sure not to damage whatever it was, you have it a gentle suckle
>It didn't pop off the pillow or anything like that
>In fact, it seemed to have a little give in it
>Hmm...
>What a little mystery this was...
>Your tongue slid across it a few more times
>Yep...
>That was a fleshy thing alright…
>...
>Was it getting a bit bigger the more you sucked on it?
>It wasn't getting BIG, more like firmer and--
>...
>...
>...
>Wait...
>Your eyes snapped open,
>Blinking owlishly, you looked to see that your face was pressed between…
>Boobs?
>As you did that someone above you let out a quiet groan
>They shifted against you, rubbing their legs together
>And how did you know that they were rubbing their legs together, what with your face blocked on all sides by flesh?
>Well, that was really simple
>You knew that they were rubbing their legs together because you had a very bad case of morning wood; the kind where you'd probably need to toss out the underwear that you were using because you were leaking so much
>But not only were you as hard as a rock, but half of your cock found itself wedged in between something
>Something that felt warm and smooth even through your underwear and pajamas
>A pair of legs; around the thigh area if you had to guess
>Another, slightly louder groan escaped from your brand new girlfriend Sunset
>She squirmed against you, rubbing her thighs sokjfbkjdbskjbkj!

>>29180673
>A wave of pleasure that you hadn't noticed until now hit you like a truck
>Your cock twitched hard, and your eyes widened when you felt a spurt of pre firing into your underwear
>You buried your face in between the mounds of flesh as deeply as you could to muffle your groan
>You could feel it now...
>ALL of it...
>Your boxers were a sticky mess and your balls HURT
>It felt exactly the same as that one time when you had spent all day edging yourself when your parents had gone out to a mud wrestling competition, except a MILLION TIMES WORSE
>Sunset's now rock hard nipple--nipple, that's what it was-- brushed against your face as Sunset let out another sigh
>She shifted again, making you squeak
>You were so close, you realized with a pang of dread
>Your cock was so hard that you could feel it pulsing with each heartbeat and your balls were so full of cum you swore you could heard them sloshing
>Why the hell hadn't you noticed that before?!
>How long had you had your dick between her thighs?!
>Had she been rubbing her legs together all night?
>WHY THE HELL DID SHE KEEP WEARING THESE LOW CUT SHIRTS?
>YOU KNEW THAT SHE'D EVENTUALLY SLIP OUT OF THE FUCKING THING!
>NOW LOOK AT HER!
>Sunset's thighs tightened around your length
>You shut your eyes tightly and gritted your teeth hard
>You were going to lose it
>She was so warm, her grip on you was so tight
>A-And you were pretty sure that you were rubbing...
>...
>Don't think about it...
>Don't think about it...
>If you don't think about it you won't unload in your pants like some fucking loser
>...
>If you haven’t already done that while you were sleeping anyway...
>You're fine…
>FINE...
>Forcing yourself to untense, you took a few deep breaths
>Sunset sighed, nuzzling the top of your head

>>29180679
>Alright...
>All you needed to do was reach down and pull yourself out from between her legs
>As long as she stopped MOVING you'd be alright
>Your underwear might be ruined, but at least you'd have some of your dignity intact
>...
>You think...
>Slowly, so as not to disturb the woman holding you, you lifted your face from between her breast
>Not looking at those big, perky, wonderful mounts of awesome, and most certainly not eyeing her nipples
>You couldn't do that
>If you did that you'd start sucking her nipple and--
>Sunset's grip on your cock tightened, stealing your breath away
>Before you could stop yourself, your hips jerked roughly, burying your maleness into that tightness to the base
>Choking back a scream, you buried your face back into Sunset's tits and closed your eyes
>You could feel her arms wrapped around you
>There were also another pair of arms; Twilight's arms
>Your back was pressed up against Twilight
>Those two soft lumps resting on your back were her breasts
>That warm, moist air blowing over the back of your neck was her breathing
>...
>Don't cum!
>Please don't cum!
>PleasepleasepleasePLEASE!
>You squirmed wildly as your cock throbbed again, thinking of anything other than cumming
>Your grandma naked...
>A bloated, maggoty corpse...
>Someone kicking a puppy...

>>29180640
What the fuck is with those legs.

>>29178492
thats all well and good, but maud only talks about rocks, for goddamn eons. why would anon hang out with her?

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>>29180686
>Having two beautiful women pressed up against you with--
>NO!
>DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT!
>DON'T FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT!
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
>Another spurt erupted from your length, and it took everything that you had on to buck your hips
>Above you, Sunset's face contorted cutely
>She nuzzled the top of your head before opening her mouth and nomming your hair
>...
>What was with that?
>A horsey snort escaped her lips, and without warning her thighs loosened from around your length
>You gasped, finally able to breath, your body going limp as oxygen returned to your lungs
>Oh sweet Jesus on a dirt bike thank you, thank you, thank you...
>Pressing your forehead again Sunset's sternum, you quickly reached down and slipped a hand into your pajamas
>You grabbed your cock, trying not to grimace when you felt your cum
>Christ...
>You must have been leaking like a firehose...
>Carefully, you adjusted your dick so that it was pointed up at you, using the elastic waistband on your pants to keep it in place
>There
>Now you were safe...
>Sticky, but safe...
>Now in the clear, you relaxed, once again nuzzling your face into Sunset's tits
>Her perfect, amazing, perky, incredible tits
>...
>Lifting your face away from them, you leaned back as best as you could and had yourself a look
>Both of them had slipped out of her shirt, just like you had expected, and because she wasn't wearing a bra you could see them as they were meant to be

>>29180705
>Completely bare and without anything in the way
>Her skin was flawless, her mounds were perfectly round
>Two nipples, a nice healthy pink color, jutted out in the middle of both of them, rock hard and pointing right up at you
>After a few seconds of gawking like a horny teenager, you began to just lay there and appreciate them
>It was like you were looking at art
>Something that you didn’t touch but stare at and trying to discern the painters motivation
>...
>But these breasts WEREN’T some picture on a wall
>You could touch them...
>Your face reddened as a thought came to mind
>...
>You WERE her boyfriend...
>Sorta...
>And it was only fair since she's been teasing you for who knows how long...
>She seemed to like it when you were doing it before anyways...
>Licking your lips, eye eyed the bacon-haired girl's nipples
>Thinking hard for a few moments on whether or not you were going to do this, you decided to that one little lick wouldn’t hurt
>Leaning down, you dragged your tongue against her nipple, making sure to look up at her face to see if she like it or not
>Sunset sighed, her grip on you tightening as she chewed on your hair
>...
>You're going to go ahead and take that as permission
>With that, you dived right in
>You licked, sucked, nibbled, nuzzled to your hearts content
>Not an inch of tit-flesh was spared
>They were perfect
>Her skin was perfect
>You loved the size of her nipples and you loved how hard they got when you sucked on them
>You loved the very real weight that each tit had as you licked and nuzzled
>It was amazing
>You were in paradise
>This was the BEST thing that you've ever done right after waking up
>Soon, both of Sunset's breasts were slick with your saliva
>The girl herself was breathing hard, rubbing herself against you as her fingers dug into your back
>A small part of you felt a little proud that you were getting that kind of reaction from a pretty girl
>The rest of you knew that now would be a good time to stop

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>>29180711
>You had had your fun
>And besides, you had no desire to wake up Sunny
>So, it was with a heavy hard that you pulled away from Sunset with one last loving lick to--
>"You having fun there, Nonny~?"
>...
>...
>...
>Oh no...
>You stiffened, your heart leaping to your throat
>From above you, Sunset--who was now very much awake--giggled, grabbing the back of your head and pushing your face back between her breasts before you could even hope to say a word
>"It's been awhile since I've gotten a good morning like that," she purred
"I'fm sofry," you mumbled as best as you could
>Sunset giggled again
>"There's nothing to be sorry about, Nonny," she whispered, kissing the top of your head
>...
>Really?
>You pulled your face from between her mounds and looked up at her
"Really?" you asked incredulously
>Sunset was smiling down at you, her face slightly flushed
>"Of course there's nothing wrong, silly," she said, giving you a kiss on the nose. "What girl wouldn’t love having a guy play with her teats for thirty minutes straight?"
>...
>You spent thirty minutes sucking on Sunset's tits?
>...
>Fucking sweet
"T-They're nice boobs," you shimmered
>"Thank you very much," Sunny murmured, leaning down and pressing her forehead against yours
>She closed her eyes and her nostrils flared
>"You know, Nonny, even though I'm not a pony anymore my sense of smell is still better than a humans," she said, cracking open an eye to look at you
>She then pressed a knee against your groin, causing you to twitch
>"And I'm also very happy that you like the rest of me to get that aroused," she whispered breathlessly
>Oh...
>So she c-can...

>>29180717
>You opened your mouth, mind racing, trying to think of something to say
>After about a minute of VERY hard thinking though you just gave up
>Fuck it...
>Time to try firing at the hip...
"Y-You're very pretty," you thoughtlessly mumbled
>"I'm very glad that you think so," Sunset smoothly answered, giving your nose another kiss
"I'm s-sorry if--"
>"I already told you that there's nothing to be sorry about, hon."
"B-But what if I accidently r-ruined--"
>"I have a washer and dryer, and if you were so excited that you absolutely ruined the bed I could just go out and buy more sheets.”
>You tried to open your mouth to say something, but Sunset gave your nose another little kiss
>"You know, if you're THAT backed up, Twi and I would be more than happy to help you out," she offered, pressing more of her weight against you so that she was more laying on top of you than laying beside you
>She gave you another little peck, this time on the cheek
"...You can really smell it?" you whispered
>"Yep, it's seeping through the sheets right now," Sunset murmured. "It's so strong that I bet I'd be able to smell it from downstairs."
>You squeaked as Twi gave you a sleepy nuzzle of her own, mumbling in her sleep
"S-Sorry."
>A very quiet knicker escaped the bacon-haired girl as she rested her cheek on your chest
>"If you don't stop apologizing right now I'm going to wake up Twi right now and we'll hold you down and tease you until these sheets are soaked," she threatened, tracing your jawline with a finger
>You opened your mouth to reflexively apologize again, but a look from Sunset made your jaw snap shut
>For about a minute the two of you laid there in silence, you trying to come to terms with what was happening and Sunset humming a tune to herself as she touched and stroked your face and neck

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>>29180725
"...When did I wake you up?" you asked
>"I started to wake up when you first sucked on my nipple. When you tried to fuck my thighs I was wide awake."
>If half of your body's blood wasn't already in your face you might have blushed a little harder
"So the thing with the thighs was you...?"
>"Yep."
>...
>So SHE was the reason that your underwear was ruined...
>Through the horror and embarrassment and horror, you found yourself becoming a little indignant
"You almost made me cum in my pants," you announced a little too loudly
>Sunset giggled
>"Really? Aw, I should have tried a little harder then," she teased rubbing her cheek against your chest like an affectionate cat
>A small frown came to your face
"I almost ruined my underwear, Sunset."
>"From the smell coming from your groin I'd say that you've already ruined them, Nonny."
"These are my favorite boxers!"
>"I'll make sure to buy you a new pair then."
>You tried your hardest to be upset with the beautiful, half naked woman on top of you, but couldn't quite manage it
"...Why did you even do it anyway?" you demanded
>Sunset looked up at you, her bright blue eyes sparkling in the morning sun
>"I wanted to see what you'd do," she said
>Your nose scrunched up
"See what I'd do?" you repeated
>"Yep," Sunset said with a nod. "I wanted to get you all riled up to see what you'd try to do with me and Twi if you thought we were sleeping."
>She booped your nose with her pointer finger
>Your stomach sank
>Shit...
>This was one of those relationship test things that you've read about on Facebook...

>>29180732
"Did I fail?" you asked, your stomach tightening up just a hair
>Sunset blinked
>"Fail? Why the heck would you fail?" she asked
"The whole humping things, and me playing with your b-boobs," you said, sparing a glance at her still bare chest before looking back into her eyes
>"Oh that? That's fine," she said with a dismissive wave of the hand.
>...
>Really?"
"Really?" you asked for the second time that morning
>"There's nothing that a hot-blooded mare loves more than to have her stallion play with her teats," Sunset told you, giving your cheek a pat. "And there's nothing wrong with you wanting to fuck my thighs. I know how guys are in the mornings."
"Then what the heck were you testing me on?" you asked, puzzled
>"I was making sure that you didn't do anything weird or disrespectful," Sunny answered, sighing in contentment. "Like getting out of the bed and cumming all over us, or trying to tie us to the bed and trying to fuck up."
>You reeled backward at her remark, nearly headbutted your other sleeping girlfriend
"I'd never do anything like that!" you protested
>Sunset smiled warmly before booping you again
>"And you better not never try, mister," she playfully threatened, gently nudging your groin with her knee again. "I might not look like much but I can beat the snot out of guys twice your size with one arm tied behind my back."
You grimaced as her knee collided with your junk, pressing your dirty, soaked underwear against your dick, balls, and thighs
>Ew...
>It was all cold and THICK...
"Sunset? I think I really need to get up and take a bath," you said, reaching down and pushing her knee away from you
>Sunset stopped her nuzzling to look down at your lap
>"Is it that bad?" she asked
"It's everywhere," you answered sourly. "I'm surprised that it hasn't seeped through into the blanket yet..."

>>29180737
>Your remark seemed to please the bacon-haired girl
>"Alright, I'll let you up," she said, leaning up and giving your jaw a kiss before letting you go and sitting up
"Thank you," you murmured, trying to untangle yourself from Twilight
>Twilight, none too pleased that you, her body pillow, were trying to leave resisted your attempts to free yourself from her grasp
>Luckily, Sunset was kind enough to offer herself as the purple girl's snuggle buddy
>It took some maneuvering, and some teasing on Sunset's end, but eventually Sunny had her face nestled up against Twi's breasts and you were free
>Quietly thanking Sunset, you threw the blanket over them so that the two were nice and snug before making your way toward the door bowlegged
>Holy hell had you made a mess...
>You had made it out the door, and were just about to make your way into the bathroom when it finally hit you
>You had been able to have a very casual conversation with a girl that was not only topless but knew your pants were filled with cum
>There might have been some stuttering and a bit of blushing, but you did pretty alright
>Better than you should have in that situation
"...Huh," you muttered, leaning against the wall for a moment
>You then perked up slightly when you recalled something that the bacon-haired beauty had said
"Twi and I would be more than happy to help you out..."
>You rested your head against the wall, staring at nothing and everything
>...
>You think that you liked having alien girlfriends…
>A lot...
>A smile came to your face
>You pushed off the wall, and were about to take a step toward the bathroom, when you felt that gooey, cold, nasty feeling of old cum rub against your thighs
>...
>You were definitely going to make Sunset buy you a new pair of boxers though...

>>29178677
>>29179091
It is a good one.
I wrote what he replied to.

I was thinking in terms that Anon might already be in a relationship with Twilight, and his fillyfriend just suddenly drops on him that as far as she's concerned (because it's so culturally ingrained she wouldn't even think to question it, ) agreeing to be her boyfriend means he per force agreed to also take as fillyfriend other people solely of her choosing.

It's interesting because in the real world, polyfidel relationships don't have models ingrained in the culture, so people who get into them almost have to sit down and really discuss, from the bottom up, how their relationship is going to work.
If Anon gets into a relationship in a herding world, that's going to be some serious culture clash, since preparing for the unexpected is mostly an oxymoron, and a lot of assumptions are just "obvious truth" on both sides.

>>29180747
>You couldn't help but smile as Anon sighed and nuzzled your neck
>It felt wonderful having him this close, feeling his warm body against yours
>With a quiet neigh you nuzzled the top of his head, too comfortable to open your eyes
>Yep...
>This was the life...
>Anon sighed again, shifting against you
>You could feel his hands sliding up your body
>Your body twitched when you felt one of his hands slipped under your undershirt so that it was touching your bare stomach
>That felt controlled...
>Like he meant to do that…
>...
>What the heck was he doing?
>You tensed when his fingers began to drum against your stomach
>Even though you were wide awake, you still kept your eyes closed
>You wanted to see what the heck he was doing
>...
>M-Maybe--
>No...
>Nonono...
>He wasn't doing to do THAT...
>He probably just wanted to rub your belly a bit
>...
>Stallions like to do that right...?
>Before you could properly properly think on that the hand began to inch upward
>...And upward...
>...And upward...
>Your breathing hitched
>Ohmygosh!
>He wasn't--
>There's no way that he'd--
>A gasp escaped you when you felt Anon's hand cup your left breast
>His fingers dug into the sensitive flesh, making you bite your lip
>Was this happening?!