Waifu Impregnation

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>>29178812
>Wanting children
Kids are a mistake

>>29178823
So were you.

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>>29178812
>Your waifu is now a fertile human woman
NO

>>29178812
>waifu impregnation
>posts candence

LEL, good job making this into a cuckold thread

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>>29178823
200 years from now you will be totally forgotten while the descendants of those who successfully breed will be shitposting in the space left by you, oblivious to the very fact you ever existed.

So it's more of a wash, really.

>>29178812
Aw yiss, can you say new branch of the Apple family?

>not pumping your horse waifu full of half-breed mutants

>>29178858
¿Por qué no los dos?

>>29178851
why the fuck should I care, I am fucking dead

>>29178877
That's the point, isn't it?

>>29178877
then kill yourself

>>29178812
>How many children do you have

The last digit of my post number will answer this question

>>29178889
>9

Fuck

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>>29178851
>anyone on 4chan
>breeding
>being successful
hahahaha i laughed irl rn 2bh

>>29178843
Cadancefags knew from day 1 what they were getting into

>>29178823
This right here famalam.

>>29178812
But my pony waifu naturally wants pony foals to raise. I'd rather (temporarily) become a pony, to make healthy foals for her, if either of us are going to compromise our species for this.

>>29178851
>can you say new branch of the Apple family?
this. but not with AJ

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>>29178812
>humans
Fucking disgusting.

>>29178967
Once you've impregnated her, if she goes back to pony, the foetus would do the same.

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>>29178812
>Your waifu is now fertile human woman
BUT WHY

>>29178812
this thread made me think
I am a part of a big line of life and kinship lasting 4 billion years
my ancestors were a group of different species, they lived in different parts of the world;they were bacterias,fish, then amphibians and reptiles, then mammals and apes and humans after that
so many different creatures, so many different people whose existance made my birth possible

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>>29179059
and I am the end of that line

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>>29178812
>Your waifu is now fertile human woman
No thanks, I'll make it work with her as a pone.

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>>29178812
Soooo
FlutterCord thread?

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>>29179077
HAHAAH Fluttercuck, you may at best lick the last drops of Discord cum out of her pussy.

>>29178812
scorpdk bannable when

>>29179090
fluttercord isn't canon. she looked relieved to see him and they hugged once. if you think that means they fucked then I want to know what the hell happened to you.
discord is an eternal chaos spirit who manifests whatever gender it wants at the time. a three way with fluttershy and that would be amazing.

>>29179140
>replying to memers
How deep do you wan't your grave again?

>>29179145
*you're

>>29179140
holy shit this damage control
kill yourself fluttercuck

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>>29178925
I am wealthy and don't even need to work and have my own business.
>LOL NICE LIES
Ok then.

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>>29178812
>ywn raise a big family of some human babies and some foals with your waifu

>>29179175
>not satyrs
baka desu

>>29179174
What does your business do?

If you sell clothes, I'm gonna slap you.

>>29179180
>wanting to raise mixed monstrosities
I want to impregnate my waifu with foals

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>>29179090
>le

>>29179185
Gifts, toys, plushies, decorations.
But I don't make much here, my real income is from lots of rents I collect every month.

>>29179201
>Plushies
Got a website?
I want a Sunset plushie made.

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>>29179193
I dunno, I like the idea of adding another race of mythological creatures to Equestria.

>>29179207
Nope and I don't make them by hand, I buy them in the main city then bring them here.

>>29179209
I like the idea of having a really cute daughter like her.

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>>29179227
That's a nice thought, it really is.

>>29178812
I'd end up with a Satyr with Applehorse. Name him Iron Hide, We'd raise him with love, but with a firm hand, we're his parents, not his friends. Teach him the values of tradition, Honor, Fidelity, Discipline, Hospitality. If successful I'd say we where excellent parents, and be at peace.

>>29179275
>not fertilizing each and every one of your waifus eggs

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>>29178812
>Not making cute satyrs with your waifu

Faggots

>>29179286
Eh I can only think of one kid, would like to have two, and the second to be a daughter. This is just all I can think of.

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>>29179286
A minimum of EIGHT FOALS.

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>>29179275
>We'd raise him with love, but with a firm hand, we're his parents, not his friends. Teach him the values of tradition, Honor, Fidelity, Discipline, Hospitality

I bet he would end up moving to Manehattan as soon as he could.

>>29179360
Or he would understand the importance of the values taught, just as I have from my parents.

>>29179360
you must have had weak parents

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>>29179386
How are you here if you have any values at all.

Where are you people coming from.

>>29179394
your question makes no sense

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>>29178823

>>29179395
You're too pure for this world, johnboy, go back to little house on the prairie with the waltons

>>29179408
Kek

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>>29179408
Are you kidding? They happy as fuck.

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>>29178812
>"Come on, Anon. Why don't you settle down with someone and give us some grandkids? It's selfish to not want to have children."

>>29179140
>relieved
>she blush like Twiligth when meeting Flash while doing it
okay...? Not to burst your bubble, but that's pretty much an obvious ship tease.

>>29179427
>"Why did I marry this bitch?"
>"I could have fucked Pinkie at the Gala"
>"Why didn't I just wear the damn condom"
>"God dammit, I hate my life"
These are the thoughts behind that face.

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>>29179414
W E W
E
W

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>>29179427
She's talking about her first baby that she had with you before she met Shining Armor.

>>29179427
She's looking like that because she feels regret and arousal at the thought that she could've eradicated that life insider of her and flush the remains down the toilet.

>>29179482
are you projecting anon

>>29179495
>Cucking Shining Armor
I legitimately find that funny I can see him either being an alpha male about it, or submitting like a panzy cuck.

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>>29179482
>>29179524
No, I forgot the pic

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>>29179427
Uh huh

>>29179149
>74.125D shitposting

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>>29179604
really

>>29179524
Not him, but all my married friends say this.
Once the chemicals of "love" aka fucking like rabbits wear out, they are miserable. All that keeps them united is the fact of not ruining their shitty children's lives.

>>29179345
>EIGHT FOALS
>Not every egg in your waifu

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>>29179666
I think that would only be possible if your waifu was an alicorn.

And if you were immortal as well, or at least really, really long lived.

>>29179662
Because their relationships began with sex and were based on sex
Now that they can't just fuck like rabbits, the "love" fades
There's a reason why some people wait to do lewd things

>>29179686
And thus, the reason waiting for a marriage was a thing became clear.

>>29179686
Nah
"True love" is a media myth boyo. In the past women just sticked to their man through and through because it was about repopulating earth, even if they were shit.
Now that women can do what they want cause we have more than enough faggots around, it is no wonder everybody fucks freely and never marries.
But people were miserable the same as now back then.

>>29179699
>In the past women just sticked to their man through and through because it was about repopulating earth, even if they were shit.
>he thinks this thought has ever crossed any of their minds in the past
Stop posting anytime.

>>29179699
That's what (((they))) would want you to believe.
That line of thinking prevents you from wanting to go back to the way it was.

Hahah, was wondering how long it'd take for this to devolve to some reeee9k faggotry.

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>>29179681
>not wanting to live to be 125 with your waifu
>not wanting to grow old and a little senile with her
>wanting to live forever

>>29179713
Hahaha just read the diaries of women of the Victorian days and that time.

>>29179731
>>>women
>likely the diary of a single mentalcase woman
>no source either

>>29179728
It doesn't matter how much you want it, you'll likely die before you're 80 anyways.

>>29179728
Hope your waifu enjoys chewing your food and changing your diapers when you're a catatonic senile old mummy.

>>29179731
>>>/r9k/

>>29179740
google works perfectly fine.
And if you are going to play that game, then bring me proof that real love exists not anecdotal. Which of course, doesn't exist.
Suck a dick, boyo.

>>29179752
My grandpa lived to be 117, I don't want an alicorn waifu because muh princess mary sue
I just want to live a full life, fuck you nigger

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>>29179756
see
>>29179755

Time for you to go. This is a thread for pone lovers anyways.

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>>29179771
Kill yourselves instead.

>>29179787
Time to go little baby.

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>>29179787
And this is why you will die sad and alone. I almost pity you.

Almost.

>>29179827
>mobilefag
dis fucking carded

>>29179827
To be fair to him, I don't trust modern women as far as I can throw them either.

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>>29179827
>>29179800

>>29179857
Neither do I.
I don't think I could ever fully trust a woman.

>>29179840
Not everyone here is bound to the basement, friend.

>>29179892
Mhmm, make sure you take some duckface selfies while you're out, brodawg.

>tfw no waifu pone to have four foals with another on the way to bring to Christmas dinner with my family so they'll stop thinking I'm gay

>>29179951
You can be gay even if you have a whole family.

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>>29179951
>"Anon, did you pay this horse woman and her kids to pretend to be your family?"
>"Hahah, you're fuckin gay, dude."

>>29179972
I think it would be worse if ponies were real, to bring one to prove you aren't gay but a xeno fucker.

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>>29179986
That brings up an interesting question. Let's say that 2d horses are real. How do you think your friends/family would react to you introducing them to your waifu?

My super conservative parents would both die of a heart attack on the spot, but not before disowning me.

>>29180032
My mother may accept it, she knows I am a bestiality fag.
My Father would have disown me probably. He used to fuck shitton of women when he was young.

>>29180032
>"Mom, Dad? This is my marefriend."
>'..Anonymous, that's a horse.'
>"UH, PONY, EXCUSE YOU."
>'Are you fucking serious, Anon? You couldn't find ANY woman?'
>"Alright, we're done here, love you guys, bye."
>My mom would turn to my dad and ask:
>'Your son is fucking a HORSE, aren't you going to say anything?'
>Dad: 'Who cares, least he's not gay.'

There might be more cussing on my parents part, but that's more or less how it'd be.

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>"Mom, dad, this is my girlfriend."
>"Anon... At least you're not gay. You're an animalfucker, but at least you're not gay."
>"She's also a nazi, and we're gonna have lots of kids."
>"Go, before you embarass yourself and the family any more."

>>29180032
My parents would be weird out at first, and then they wouldn't care. More so after I give them a shiton of grandchildren.

>>29180032
Okay, so first, if I manage to introduce my waifu to them without having a heart attack, then I would have to come up with some bullshit like we must hide her from the government or she will get filled with anal probes.

Then, after some weeks getting used to her and realizing that it's as intelligent as a human and really nice, then I would tell them that she's my gf.

They would be weirded out but they would end up accepting it.

>>29178812
I want to go to Canterlot High or Crystal Prep as a teacher and make the students there hungry for cock. Try to offer them drinks/food drugged with heavy amounts of aphrodisiacs or get them to fall for me. Once their bodies are trained to be extremely sensitive, then they would be ready to get fucked for the first time. They would want all of your cum in them as you take their virginity, fucking them non-stop even if they get pregnant. Once they give birth, take that single child and raise a family, making sure they never know that their mother was nothing more then a baby-maker only.
How can you tell if it's yours? Simple, you paid for the girl, only you get to fuck her and her alone till she gives birth. When that baby comes out, someone else gets a go at them.

>>29178812

>>29178851
I dunno man, I don't feel like there's a big difference between "line ends with me" and my great great great great great grandchildren being able to go like this:
"Oh hey, when I look at our family's hypernode data substrate, I can see our family tree."
"Anybody interesting?"
"Nope!" [close site]

>>29184046
>redditman strikes again
>defender of cancer and perpetrator of faggotry
>no shitty thread about to 404 will escape his sight

>>29180032
They didn't take it very well when my sister married a Mexican man. I feel like aliens from another dimension would be worse, not better.

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>>29178812
This is for you.

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>>29184130
Got me to laugh out loud

>>29178823
Thank goodness muslims and Africans have kids to continue the population

>>29184979
>Thank goodness muslims and Africans have kids to continue the problem
ftfy

>>29184975

>>29178829
and?
>>29178812
Honestly it depends on the availability of orphans and the situation in where I am, if equestria, I probably will be less concerned, if earth, I will have to train my waifu to either get an orphan or stop having kids.