Friendship is Magic #49 is still storytimed here!
>>29100789
It's always a snowy night in Equestria when they schedule it! Well, barring a sudden emergency/disaster. But the system usually works! And that means some brisk winter weather in Ponyville. How many snowponies have been constructed? How many snowball fights have been had? It hasn't been too long since the season began, but ponies can play pretty hard!
>>29136959
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>filly
>country filly
>busty filly
The ponies are doing the thing
>>29141711
>Hoof holding
>>29141702
I want to rub her wings and tell her she's a cute princess.
>>29141736
>rub wings
Country filly isn't for lewd
I LOVE DASH
Filly licked you to claim you as her own and mark you with her scent. Other fillies won't come near you now.
>>29141776
I'm going to go trick a stallion in to licking me
>>29141775
>>29141776
Take a bath.
Problem solved, at least she don't hump your legs, that scent need a special soap
>>29141810
set the filly free
>>29141826
DO NOT BREACH THE FILLY CONTAINMENT UNIT
SHE IS IMPRISONED FOR A REASON
>>29141826
Freedom is a curse in itself. Filly is safe in her cell.
I HAVE SET ALL THE PONIES FREE
ALL OF THEM
I TOOK CERBERUS OUT FOR A WALK TO MAKE SURE HE COULDN'T STOP THEM
Pony used her newfound freedom to wander off
now she's lost as fuck
>>29141839
That cage only has bars on one side.
Ponies are so dumb.
>>29141881
if she leaves the platform trixie will torture her
she's fine to stay where she's at
>>29141705
UPDATE
WHEN
>>29141899
probably not any time soon
this is a thing though: >>29128530
>>29141993
pretty pony
Show me the stallions
>>29142046
I don't want to destroy the thread with a flood of adorable horses anon
>>29142046
they're ready
>>29142058
Thick, beefy stallions
>>29142057
cute horsey
>>29142058
not cute
>>29142066
best
>>29142071
first of all, wrong
second of all, you never specified cute stallions
>>29142080
Big barrel chestsBig girthy junk
>>29142071
very cute horsey
>>29142058
>>29142080
I ask for stallions and you people post these ugly motherfuckers
would you?
What is Spike's favorite tea?
Rari-tea!
I want to play video games but I also really want to talk about ponies
>>29142181
Play a sim game that you can look away from for a while.
>>29142141
then you get to cuddle them
>>29142136
>>29142181
Breezie invites you to Glittermitten Grove, but warns you tostay the fuck away from the magical floating doorand advises you not tonot dig too deep.
The only people to wish me happy birthday was
mlpg
beastforum
cinnamajuggs.com
my true friends
>>29142224
Proceed to dig deeply and greedily.
>>29142224
How does the breezie economy hold together? how can the tiny breezie apple farmers ever hope to compete with applejacks giant apples.
>>29142232
those beastforum folks are alright
>>29142240
Breezies can't digest real apples. They can only eat apple blossom pollen.
>>29142232
>beastforum
I wish you people would stop jerking it to real horses or men getting sucked off by horses
The fuck is a breezie?
>>29142259
Wanna find out?
>>29142252
>he doesn't like stallion on woman videosthey're better when the horse isn't drugged.
>>29142259
An angry ball of Swede.
>>29142252
really?
>>29142271
I like 2D women getting fucked by 2D stallions
Real women and real horses are fucking gross
>>29142306
I like that too
You're good people, anon
>>29142240
Have you seen the size of bits? Imagine how much gold goes into them compared to the Breezies currency.
>>29142324
I would like to touch her
>>29142306
Fair enough. Less mess that way.
And you don't have to worry about those pesky physical limitations.
>>29142354
They're probably not solid gold. Just gold plated.
>>29142321I don't understand why there isn't more stallion on human women stuff
>>29142393
because ponies are way better
pony should pony pony
>>29142393
Because the fandom is overrun with tasteless faggots.
>>29142404
>>29142416
ALWAYS IN MY EQUESTRIA
>>29142404
Pony on human female is great too.As long as the pony is monstrously hung.
>>29142421
self-admitted
flyingsaucer built his own off-brand equestria
with ross ponies wearing collars
be careful when you drink the bleach
>>29142436
Even if they're not, so long as they have a horse dong instead of a human one, it's all good.Though it should be said their emissions should rival full-size horses.
>>29142404
holy shit you have bad taste
>>29142446visibly filled belly
>>29142454
nou
>>29142446
what about
500ml
>>29142459Weighed down by a noticeable bump, but not to the point that it encroaches on expansion territorymassaging the shaft through the belly, with the head vaguely outlineda small waterfall of jizz spurting out after the stallion goes soft and slips out
>>29142477
What about3 liters
>>29142479yes unfI love it when the ladies love it larger and more voluminous
>>29142504>globs of jizz distending the shaft as they travel down it, the only thing keeping it from simply backblasting out of the vag is the flared headOne wonders if the woman was mounted on a stand, or if she was just leaning over something, like a counter or the like. Or if, like that one MSOB pic, just suspended under the pony so that every step the stallion makes is another thrust, the constant heat and pressure ensuring that he doesn't go soft as he goes about his day. By lunch, they leave a whitish trail behind them composed of blended fluids.
>>29142536
>simply backblasting out of the vag is the flared head
The thought of a horsecock backblasting cum is fucking hilarious
>>29142536
And at the end of the day whenhe pulls out and she gushes his loads with a soft groan, she always pulls him close, hugging his neck and peppering his snoot with kisses.
>>29141697
>>29142591
That's assuming she's in any condition to move at all.But aftercare after a "riding day" is something they've had a long time to iron out.
>>29142555
True, but... it's kinda fun to imagine as well.
>>29142180
>>29142661
>>29142672
>>29142682
>that one thread in /pol/ talking about mare breeding
>>29142686
>>29142682
I love her so much.
I want to do stuff with her and touch her eyebrows a lot.
>>29142690
>>29142700
>>29142697
>>29142705
>>29142715
>>29142700
Tell me.
Why does his armor have a face?
>wasting the image limit
>>29142707
>>29142723
it is very happy armor
very happy
>>29142724
>wasting something that's not real
>>29142724
Look, anon
I'm posting a pointless image
what are you gonna do about it
>>29142740
This pic should really be ubdaded
>>29142745
what about this one then
>>29142761
Not as good as my OC was.
>>29142770
>>29142769
nice
epic image spam!
>>29142788
oh noooo
people are posting ponies in the pony thread
whatever will we doooooooo
>>29142797
Why is anon such a bitch all the time?
>>29142806
becausehe's not a pony
>>29142797
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Apples
to be fair, we are ahead of pace
we want to hit 251 images right around the same time we hit 501 total posts
so we don't end in the same mess we did in the last thread where we can't post ponies for an hour
I have an unhealthy obsession with fillies.
>>29142829
Watch out for the ponice
What do you call booping a pony on the wrong end?Poob.
>>29142829
Have you tried griffons?
>>29142829
if you like fillies so much why don't you hire a transformation pony to make you one?
Based on the little we know so far, how do you realistically expect the pony movie to turn out next year?
What will it take for normies to like it? And do you think it's possible to please them and the fan base at the same time? Will it screw with the show's canon a lot you think?
>>29142885
is there something you hope to accomplish with that
>>29142894
oh no, im posting pony
whatever shall we doooooo
>>29142897
so your goal is to teach us a lesson about posting ponies by posting ponies
>>29142900
I'm just posting pony on the 24/7 pony thread
Wanna talk about them?
>>29142897
>ponies with lipstick
pls no
>>29142904
I do
post more big ponies like this >>29142901
>>29142918
hey, that's not a pony
>>29142851
All the transformation ponies have blacklisted me.
For reasons I'd rather not go into.
But it involves using potions to give everyone gigantic asses.
W O W!
>>29142951
if anything, that would get the alchemist ponies to turn against you
but somehow I don't think they'd mind
>>29142886
I'd say it's too early to predict anything major, I don't have any thoughts on how it'll turn out but it goes without saying that I hope it does well and is good
Who is the most adorable stallion and why is it this one?
>>29142886
>What will it take for normies to like it
I don't think there's any chance of anyone else besides kids/parents and people that already like the show seeing it.
>>29142997
it's caramel because small gay horse is cute horse
>>29142997
That's not Fashion Plate.
>>29143010
>>29143016
Why do you both have such awful taste?
>>29143034
why are you so mean
>It's not gonna snow at my place until like, february
I just want to build snowpones
>>29143051
summon the snow
https://e621.net/post/show/890330
h-her big...
>>29143148
the dick seems kind of stubby
seems like it should be longer
>>29143051
Lucky.
It sucks having snow for six months out of the year.
>>29143191
tell you what
let's split your months of snow and call it good
What does Sunset Shimmer smell like?
>>29143268
Hotdogs and stone ground mustard.
>>29143268
Pinkie Pie
filly fed you, like, a whole bag of rare candies while you were asleep and she's waiting to see what happens
>>29143302
is that why my dick is so huge
>>29143268
Hay and horse cum
>>29142224
Here's your proper (you) anon.
They'll get it in a month or two.
>>29143292
I wish to snuggle them both
>>29143268
a bad character
Filly tossing should be a sport.
>>29143406
>>29143268
pee eye zee zee ay
Why aren't you hugging your waifu right now?
>>29143445
>>29143474
She's not real
>>29143480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSCSw_VwIs
>>29143495
>>29143495
I want to place a pizza on a pony
>>29143474
I can't buy one of these anymore.
>>29143511
Please
do not pizza
American horse
>>29143522
can I please
not that one if it's going to make her sad
but somewhere there has to be a pony that wouldn't frown at a pizza on their back
>>29143522
I want a pizza that pone.
>>29143374
Thanks, friend. I'm seriously considering spending $20 on a meme game, but I've already spent so much on xmas I'm not sure it's worth it.
>>29143146
How do I summon the snow
Do I have to perform a ritual
>>29143522
An i still allowed to eat pizza with the american horse?
>>29143581
Bribe your local weather ponies
Haven't been here in a while. Did I miss any cool boops?
Brb. marrying a pony
>>29143594
You missed the country filly showing up at the start of every thread
Also a lot more filly in general
>>29143599
Love your pone
>>29143629
But that's not a pone.
>>29143629
How did she get so fat from one box of chocolates?
I once caught a pony thiiiis big!
>Holds up pony
>>29143642
bughorse has a healthy appetite
>>29143629
>>29143634
Make sure to ESPECIALLY love your cuddlebugs, they depend on your love to survive.
>>29143647
I want to capture them and open a brothel.
>>29143629
>Winter Wrap Up is now 6 years old
>Hearthswarming Eve is now 5 years old
>Spike at Your Service is now 4 years old
>Bats! is 3 years old
I'm not ready for it to be 2017.
>>29143658
I want to capture them and have them be my maids and housekeepers in return for endless free love.
>>29143681
Don't make me remember
Atleast 2snacks is back
>>29143681
Where does the time go, Anon? Why does it pass by us, as though we're rocks at the center of an ever flowing river?
>>29143685
>tfw don't feel much of anything anymore
>tfw even changelings would pass you by because you have nothing for them to feed off of
>>29143696
Celestia, with your age I don't think another year is going to make much of a difference to your suitors.
>>29143681
>>29143708
You know, writing this post made me realize that I really don't think about Celestia being over 1000 years old.
Like it never crosses my mind.
>>29143713
She has more wisdom, knowledge and life experience than just about all of your ancestors combined.
And yet she's still playful, loving and merciful. That's not an easy feat.
>>29143720
Eh. She's still the #3 princess in my books.
>>29143723
The only other princess comparable to her is Luna.
No exceptions.
What character have you had the biggest change of opinion/heart about?
For me it's Cadance. When she first showed up I flipped my shit. Now she's one of my favourites.
>>29143732
Shiny is bro tier.
Literally.
Cadance is okay.
Daapi
>>29143766
>>29143766
>>29143770
dopey
日本の馬
>Dorpo will never drop an anvil on your skull, killing you instantly
>>29143775
>>29143776
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29143776
rip
>>29143776
I know what to get you for Valentine's Day
Japs got surprisingly good taste in pone.
>>29143770
Doipe ib gonna touch da budd
Apparently Russia's /mlp/ is dead.
Should we invite them over?
>>29143805
And do what? Bowling?
>>29143805
No.
They should stay there and die with /mlp/
>>29143811
Squatting, drinking, killing pigs with sinks.
>>29143805
w-what
what happened
>>29143817
Apparently they died off like Ponychan.
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my filly. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another pony. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! Out of that, a new holiday was born!
A Festivus for the rest of us!
>>29143817
>>29140608
They are dead.
>>29143823
>>29143846
well that fucking sucks
might as well invite them over
we could always use more life
>>29143866
But there's nothing to hide?
>>29143866
That drawing has no goddamn business being so alluring, so enchanting, so unf
>>29143846
Is this our future?
>>29143866
SLUT
>>29143866
>covering the featureless
unf
>>29143866
I need this pose, but with Sassy Saddles.
>>29143886
seconding this
>>29143879
Yes.
Marker Pony will look sad at the last Anon here who will jsut say goodbye before closing the tab to the last MLPG ever.And then she will finally rest.
>>29143896
Marker's moving in with me.
>>29143866
What's wrong with her hooves.
Why are there saddles for fillies?
Who are they going to carry? They're very tiny.
>>29143910
Other foals, duh.
>>29143910
Their dolls/action figures. Sir Ruffstuff the Teddy Bear can't walk, you know.
>mfw ponuts
How much left over chocolate do you have around the house, MLPG?
Better make sure it's in a high place, don't want your pony to eat it all.
>>29143950
Why not?
>>29143950
Why would i have leftover chocolate?
>>29143950
Just close your damn windows at night. Easiest way to stop a pony infestation.
why is it so stuffy in here
>>29143952
You don't ACTUALLY want a fat pony, do you?
>>29144003
It's the holidays.
It's not like my pony will end up too fat to even walk.
>colt
>>29143846
Rip in peace russkies. Your horses drank too much vodka.
Siri, search for filly trap blueprints.
>he doesn't want a cute pegasus to fly into his room on a cold night and cuddle him in his sleep
>>29143980
We need to get some European windows in here. The shitty 'Merrican ones can't even vent properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT8eBjlcT8s
REMEMBER TO SMILE TODAY, ANON
>>29144020
That's how you get CTDs stupid.
Here there be fillies.
>>29144051
No, anon. That's how you get ants. Pegasuses are known to leave cookie crumbs in the beds of people they cuddle with.
Someone was asking about filly traps?
>>29144026
Those sound and look stupidly expensive.
>>29144070
Maybe. You a pony cop?
>>29144084
Nah
>>29144060
Have you ever slept in a bed full of crumbs? It's fucking awful.
>>29144109
You're pretty bad at your job, FBI-chan.
>>29144122
Hey, they killed Yoshikage Kira by pretending to be an ambulance. Cut them some slack.
>>29144118
Unfortunately, ya
>>29144122
FBI-chan has been busy monitoring the Arctic Ant Pyramid threads in /pol/. Cut her some slack.
>>29144125
Except he's alive and well so they've got no excuse.
>>29144137
I blame the president for this. And that negroid preacher from Stone Ocean.
>>29144137
>lurking in the piss
kys
>>29144144
what
>>29144144
>lurking in the piss
What?
>>29144144
>>29144149
I'm not sure exactly why it became known as the piss. It's weird. But he said "kys" so he deserves a punch in the face.
>(You)s are gone.
How slow was I to notice this?
>>29144147
>>29144149
jesus christ
>>29144154you can't punch me, i'm a bureaucrat
>>29144158
I know you're just fishing for em, but have one anyway.
>>29144161
Hey dudes
Can I get some good (You)s over here?
>>29144158
What
Test 1/2
>>29144184
(You)
>>29144191
Test 2/2
>>29144184
Sure (you) can.
>>29144184
>>29144192
>>29144191
Hiroshima please
How will i live without my (You)s
>>29144191
>>29144193
>>29144195
welp
can confirm
(You)s are dead
>>29144197
Are (You)s beb now?
>>29144204
Yes
Links to my (You)r posts get dotted lines under them instead
what the fuck are you talking about
So that means I have to pay attention now to see if I get replies.
Hmm.
>>29144211
-my
This is what i get for editing my sentence instead of rewriting it.
>>29144212
To refreshing in a different tab.
And i would assume 4chan X will keep (You) going.
>>29144211
FUUUUCK NOW WE GO SOME BORING SHITTY DOTTED LINES INSTEAD OF GOOD OL (You)S WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?????????
>>29144214
>>And i would assume 4chan X will keep (You) going.
If you don't use 4chan X you deserve to be fucked
>>29144214
Try refreshing*
>>29144219
I do. At home. But there is no 4chan x for phones.
Well, fuck
>trying so hard to get (You)s you claim they're gone
s?m??h
Has anyone here seen Moana?
Is it worth it or just another generic Disney princess story that looks nice and that's about it unless you're a kid?
>>29144249
It's supposed to be pretty good
>>29143896
Marker will just possess the plushie that one Anon is having made of her
And then she can continue being happy.
NO BAD ENDINGS FOR MARKER
>>29144273
Anon, reread what you wrote, think about it and then think again on what you said.
>>29144211
>phoneposters can't get (You)s anymore
PC master race wins once again thanks to 4chanx
>>29144276
It's not a Lyra plushie so it will be alright
>>29144280
Truly
But what can i do, i work but i must also horse.
I am addicted to fillies.
>>29144292
if you horse you clearly do not work
>"hiro my son"
>"it is time for you to take care of 4chan"
>"you can do one of two things"
>"improve 4chan by rangebanning all mobile IPs and shitposters trying to ruin 4chan or remove (You)"
>...
>removes (You)
>>29144280
I can still get (You)s with my app.
Anyone using native 4chan is dumb either way. Have you seen the ads? They're terrible.
>>29144296
I did not save up vacaion for crimbus.
So here i am. Alone at the offices. No one around to police my work ardency
>>29144167
Well I still got em on my end.
>>29144304
Last time i checked there were no apps to speak of for iphone.
>>29144304
>ads
Adblock.
>>29144305
this stupid "I don't care if you do any work, but you have to be physically present" stuff is the reason I am aiming for self-employment
>>29144309
good.
>>29144305
>>29144313
There's also the possibility to do remote work for some companies.
>>29144318
that would be an acceptable alternative to self-employment
>>29144304
>Have you seen the ads?
Not since adblocking methods were invented.
>>29144322
In the end it's suffering from bad bosses against suffering from bad clients. Sometimes both can happen at the same time.
>>29144312
I don't use adblock because my phone's favourite browser doesn't have extensions. Chrome for Android is just bad and slow already.
>>29144337
>I don't use adblock
No one uses Adblock since they sold out and are easy to find out to boot (fuck you too, kissanime).
You want to use uBlock or other, better alternatives instead.
But yeah, mobile browsing is all kinds of terrible.
Would you work for a pony?
big adventure
>>29144313
I left my charger at home to boot
Shit's about to get boring
>>29144350
>>29144350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eN7AlOLUJn
>>29144350
But she's a little pony. Why would she want to go on a big adventure?
>>29144364
I want them to bully me
>>29144364
Cause apparentlyit's tons of fun
>>29144355
I have a usb cable at my desk for that reason
>>29144349
I somehow refuse to believe that even just half of these are real
>>29144364
It's so easy to forget how small mares are compared to stallions. It's adorable.
>>29144377
Derpy manages to have a larger heart.
>>29144379
She'd better be careful. I heard that that can lead to medical problems.
>>29144385
She'll be fine, she has that retard strength going tor her.
>>29144391
I hope that Fluttershy doesn't let her near any of her rabbits then.
>>29144377
>you will never be a giant stallion cuddling a small mare
>>29144408
>you will never be a small stallion cuddling a giant stallion
>>29144408
I would rather stay human. How else am I going to use my fingers for scratching and carry the tiny horse in my big human arms? Plus they're optimal for hugs.
>>29144408
>you will never be a giant virile stallion raping a small defenseless mare
Life is like a box of fillies.
>>29144411
>>29144410
>not wanting a gigantic horsecock
>>29144411
>you will never be a giant virile stallion breeding a small fertile mare
FTFY
>>29144417
>he doesn't grab her, pin her against the wall, and fuck her until he's emptied every last spurt of cum into her pussyI'm guessing he's in a relationship and doesn't want to cheat or something?
>>29144421
Why is it always about horsecocks with you people?
>>29144429
They're great
>>29144429
Because there's no better match for a winking gushing horsepussy than a horsecock. If you wouldn't want a huge cock and heavy balls that your waifu's pussy would wink against while her cum drools down your package, you're a fucking homo.
>>29144426
No he's just gay, like every other stallion in Equestria.
>>29144429
Everyone here is gay, just like every stallion in Equestria.
>>29144429
>Why is it always about horsecocks with you people?
The gays are a loud minority here.
>>29144429
hownew.ru
>>29144434
this desu
Where is "Fancy" spoken in the MLP world?
Given that it's obvious Griffinstone is out of the picture entirely now.
>>29144462
In Pony France.
>>29144417
>openly tells him she wants to get fucked
>"don't get a boner"
?
Oh great the fillies are here
>>29144520
>>29144530
Scootaloo is the least pretty of the CMCs.
>>29144513
He's obviously not a fan of the idea.
Boners are pretty abusable in this sort of situation.
>>29144534
See, now that's just wrong.
>>29144520
>>29144537
By the mighty Zeus, I decree that filly 'not least pretty'.
You shall subdue to a god's will or else you'll suffer a horrible death of pony drought.
>>29144520
>>29144555
Fuck off Greek pone, your god is a motherfucker who turns into piss and then fucks slaves.
>>29144572
I am on your side, young one.
And his mother is like the only thing he didn't fuck at some point.
>Today is Call Your Friends Day
>>29144520
And how is that a bad thing? Just pet them and give them some food for fillies.
>>29144600
Niponese ponies > gaijin ponies.Pixiv artists can do some really adorable ponies.
>>29144618
Weeb style is shit.
>>29144619
You are shit.
>/k/'s face when
I thought these guys did not like Pinkie all that much...
It took her so long to make another move.
When are we going to see Chrysalis next?
Season 10?
>>29144647
I'm assuming she'll be back next season. She has too much backstory to be in the movie, and her survival after the finale is too big a cliffhanger to ignore.
>>29144647
The sooner you help fertilize her, the sooner she can spawn new minions and return
>>29144647
She's dead, anon.
She's never coming back.
>>29144665
No you're thinking of Thorax
>>29144671
Don't even fucking remind me
>>29144671
Speaking of cans of worms that will need to be addressed in S7...
I kinda hope they do a bit of a time-skip with the S7 opener and show the new changelings incorporated into Equestria somehow, then switch to Chrysalis plotting her revenge.
Imagine it, an episode form the perspective of the bad guy. Could be loads of fun if you ask me.
moe mare
>>29144750
But moe is not even a thing.
It's an imaginary scapegoat for animefags.
moe mare mom
>>29144766
alright just cute mare then
>>29144771
Now you're speaking my language.
>>29144688
A Chrysalis perspective episode would be amazing, especially if it came with a new song, or portrayed her as a somewhat sympathetic character.
I'm still not happy with the nu-bugs though. If they could only make their technicolor transformations temporary, or tone them down a bit.
>>29144783
>If they could only make their technicolor transformations temporary, or tone them down a bit.
I think they'll simply avoid showing them off too much by making them transform into ponies most of the time.
Ponyphonic's The Moon Rises is a great song.
What are the best things this fandom has done so far?
>>29144783
no half measures
they need to go full Liberace with the gay love bugs
>>29144688
I want to fug all those twinkly little bugs
>>29144817
Quite a few great fanfics.
A steady flow of quality art, comparable in amount to the largest fandoms out there after the application of Sturgeon's law.
A good deal of great flash games.
Too many animations to shake a stick at.
...
>>29144835
They are pretty cute
>>29144820
>plague masks
No half measures when it comes to the fashion of medicine!
>>29144845
>>29144818
Why did they have to make Thorax so studly and hot
Why must they make me question my sexuality with so many of the male characters
>>29144859
>Why must they make me question my sexuality with so many of the male characters
I'm a straight guy and none of the male characters in the show have made me question my sexuality yet.
Are you sure you haven't broken something?
>>29144859
You might just like dick, anon
>>29144859
Of all the cute male characters on the show, you fall for the most obnoxious, flamboyantly-designed one.
I think you may just be gay.
>>29144859
>Why must they make me question my sexuality with so many of the male characters
if those characters are tempting you there is nothing questionable about your sexuality
your a fag
Watching MLPG slog along makes me nostalgic for those times of opening a picture on the internet to see a tiny bit appear, then nothing for a while and then a bit again.
Except here it's sporadic streaks of posts between about half an hour of dead silence.
>(You) feature has been removed
Fuck
>>29144928
good. there were some seriously mentally damaged people who did absolutely everything to have the (You) pop up on screen
>>29144934
Do you think they're somehow going to get cured by this?
They'll just start 'collecting' dotted underscores instead.
>>29144934
I am pretty sure everyone uses 4chan x or something similar at this point
they are still going to get reply notifications
>>29144934
It's almost like having an anonymous image board with no accountability and rules that are ignored while mods/janitors not being able to keep pace is prime opportunity for people to turn it into an anarchistic wasteland of cynical absurdity.
>tfw you'll never watch Planet Earth with your waifu/horsebando
>>29144964
While balls-deep inside them as they gently ride you?
>>29144879
That made me giggle, thanks for that.
>>29144962
there's a difference between saying something infuriatingly stupid but also funny because you enjoy the replies you get (as in, their content) and just counting the replies per ctrl+f "(You)" at the end of the thread end posting about your "highscore" in the next onethat guy is truly a bane on that general.
>>29144960
>applehorse is so hot stallions just fall out of the trees when she's nearby
For (You)
>>29144974
But you can't tell if someone is pretending to be an idiot or actually one. Poe's Law and all that. And if everyone is acting a fool for meta laughs, someone who doesn't understand the meta will think they're in good company and unironically be a fool. And they're cancer that won't leave because everywhere else has better moderation. So it's both the praise and bane of 4chan: being anonymous.
>>29144995
I miss Kraut
>>29144988
てめえ!
>>29145008
>just rut her in the orchard with everyone watching
Unf.
>>29145008
Give me the fillies.
>>29145000
Shame he publicly talked about his depression so much that people used it to run him out. Let the lesson be learned to never show what your buttons are online.
>>29144983
Its not an applehorse thing, its a ponyville thing
cloudy with a chance of stallions
>>29145021
I'm so happy I could clip clop clap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b1bpLH1oyg
>>29144983
>She's a magnet for nerds/hipsters.
Poor thing.
>>29145021
Let me know which one and I'll let it out of the pen.
>>29144928
It has been a crazy 2016 for 4chan, isn't it?
Remember /vip/?
>>29145025
It's a good thing ponies are so flexible or he might gotten hurt.
>>29145030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERkAAJ6_pXU
Chinks know how to do some great genki music.
>>29145038
>Arathi Basin.webm
>>29145041
It is still good to check him for injuries
just to be safe
>>29145025
I want to catch that cute cuddly little guy
And then do stuff to him
Stuff that will leave us both very satisfied
>>29145055
There are very appropriate images along that line with that horse
they cannot be posted here however
>>29145025
Are you sure it's not an Apple thing? I'm pretty sure the same thing happens BigMac except with mares.
>>29145063
>I'm pretty sure the same thing happens BigMac except with mares.
Only Cheerilee ever showed any interest in him.
>>29145052
I volunteer to check for injuries
I promise to be very careful and tender and loving
I could lay him down in my bed just to make sure he's safe and warm
And then I'll get out the massage oils
It's important that a massage be well lubricated
>>29145072
>>29145062
There are too few images
>>29145072
Wasn't she hot for Flutterguy's voice, though?
>>29145084
there are some however anon
which is more than some horses get
>>29145085
She thought it was Mac.
So did everyone else, really.
>>29145087
What a grabbable butt
>>29145091
it is a very cute horsebutt
attached to a very cute pone
>>29145088
Doesn't change the fact that she was in lesbians for Fluttershy
As is every mare, secretly
>>29145094
WAKEY
WAKEY
TINY
POP
3:13
FILMON.TV
>>29145101
>>29145094
>Assuming direct control!
>Your resistance is futile, Shepard!
>>29145099
I wish the stallions knew how much I wanted to pleasure them
>>29145112
just stay away from my horsebando anon
>>29145102
>As is every mare, secretly
We've all seen Green Isn't Your Color, anon.
>>29145115
All ponies are welcome to cum inside my mind
I'd rather the stallions pleasure me, and themselves in the process.
>>29145124
Particularly that one
>>29145124
I'd rather we all just get naked and covered in oil and just get in a big pile
A big hard throbbing pile
Speaking of hard and throbbing I think I need to take care of something
>>29145135
Weird image time?
>>29145121
What if ponies use magic to enhance orgasms? Or just have a lotus-eater machine of infinite climax?
dead
4chan X is pretty good
>>29145144
Why the FUCK didn't the finale involve Chrysalis kidnapping Flurry Heart
>>29145263
the writers are probably saving that shit for later
>>29145263
Because FH was clearly a Hasbro enforced storyline and the writers want to touch those the least possible
>>29145285
Wasn't Flurry Heart completely Jim's idea to piss off retarded faustfags?
>>29145295
It baffles me how self-absorbed some people are that they think a writer would care about their tiny group enough to put his own job in jeopardy just to spite them
Guess what, Jim doesn't actually give a fuck about retarded fandom autists, FH was forced there by Hasbro to sell more toys, just like Cadence and everything related to the crystal empire
>>29145295
FH came from the same place Twilicorn, Cadance and the Crystal Empire did
Hasbro Corporate
>>29145304
>>29145305
Noice may may. Here's your dotted line.
>tfw can't post pone
newthreadwhen
>>29142914
How long do you suppose your average pony would live for?
ADD THIS OT YOUR CUSTOM CSS. THIS WILL BRING BACK (YOU)S AND ALSO NUMBER THEM.
body {
counter-reset: you;
}
a.ql-tracked:after {
counter-increment: you;
content:" ((You) #" counter(you) ")";
}
>>29145333
Or you could just install 4chan X like a normal person
>>29145336
Doesn't help us phoneposters
>>29145344
>what is Clover
dumb phoneposter
>>29145344
Testosis
>>29145347
That only works for android.
>>29145349
>That only works for android.
The only relevant mobile OS, so what's the problem? Most people with ishits are probably too young to be posting here anyway.
>>29145353
This
>>29145030
>must not clop.gif
NEW
HORSE
WHERE
>>29145353
This
iPhone owners are either kids, girls or those stereotypical "normies", if you wish. None of those don't belong here.
>>29145349
>>29145344
Oh wow fuck that counter.
Obnoxious as fuck.
If anyone wants just (You):
a.ql-tracked:after {
content:" (You)";
}
I can make a new thread!
>>29145353
>>29145371
This feels like that kind of shitposting i shouldn't respond to at all.
But i'll have you know i get my iphone for free from my work.
Whatever is better about Android isn't worth spending the equivalent of hundreds of dollars when i can just use this, which is perfectly fine outside of not having Clover.
Dumb phoneposters.
>>29145394
>which is perfectly fine outside of not being perfectly fine
dumb phoneposter being dumb yet again
GIVE ME NEW HORSE
OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>29145468
Beb you say...
>>29145392
I hope it's about Diamond Tiara!
Didn't even reach bump limit. This is a shame.
Some problems with mobile users:
1) It's hard to type on touchscreens. This means people are more likely to make shorter posts, with shorter words in. This obviously leads to a lowered level of discourse.
2) It's hard to read due to the smaller screen and harder to navigate a thread than on PC. This applies to boards, threads and posts. A long post is more likely to be ignored on a phone as it is just so hard to read. If a thread is several hundred posts long then it just won't be read through, and the phone user's post has more chance of being irrelevant to the discussion. And it's harder to browse boards too, possibly meaning increased likelihood of duplication of threads as mobile users miss/can't be bothered to check for them.
3) Images. Many of us have hundreds if not thousands of images saved and meticulously catalogued. This is an image board of course. It's not outrageous to suggest that people on mobile devices don't have that many, and that they're not well organized. Plus, it's harder to quickly save a new image if you don't have one that fits to what you want, or if you're searching for something in particular. Not impossible, but harder. So, mobile users almost certainly have less images, which are organized poorly, and it's a pain to quickly get a new one. So what will this lead to? Spamming of the same few images over and over again. As more mobile users see these, they'll save them and keep posting them too. An epic new maymay is born.
>>29145519
>too early
>no link to the old horse
truly a Sweetie Belle thread
4) Easy to ban evade from. As OP said, or even just connecting to multiple wifi networks as they go about their day. Obviously this could be done with a laptop, and lots of IPs can be changed with a router reset. However, this is not a reason to allow those who can do it so easily and perhaps without even realizing.
5) Used when on the go so less likely to get deeply into discussion. If people can sit down at their computer and post, 99% of the time they will. Most people would only use their mobile device if they're out and about doing something, perhaps browsing during their break at work or during a gap in classes. I feel this style of browsing, this dipping in and out will lead to lower quality of discussion too. If you've only got a few minutes you're not going to open a thread with hundreds of long replies, then type one up yourself and reply to comments. No, you'll just find a short funny one and post a short funny comment and move on. Then later when you've got another few minutes you might come back to it, or go onto another easily digestible thread. I anticipate someone bringing up public transport here, to which I will just respond with "Why the fuck do you want to post on 4chan whilst on the bus?".
I could think of more reasons, but this is probably the bulk of my argument and is enough to be getting on with. A brief summary would be something like:
Mobile users are inherently less likely to post high quality content, both text and images, due to the limitations of the device. This combined with the site being more difficult to use due to the smaller screen means that low quality threads are more likely to be made, and filled with low quality replies and a small number of images posted over and over again. This low quality will be compounded by it being nearly impossible to ban anyone at all who breaks the rules on these devices, and by such users only using the site "casually" ie during a gap between other things.
>>29145571
tl;dr
posted from my phone because I'm banned
>>29145565
>>29145571
I feel like this is copied from /qa/ but I still agree with most points
time to kill this horse and make sure it can peacefully go to beb
>>29145596
.. with this post
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>29145592
It's a bunch of horseshit, really
All it has is assumptions presented as facts, anecdotes and straight up bullshit
The only fair and relevant point is ban evasion
>>29145606
I'm pretty sure the part about more in depth discussion (so longer posts) is pretty true, too. Who would type a post with the full ~1400 characters on a phone?
>>29145565
Going to go ahead and say this post is almost entirely bullshit.
1) Soft keyboards aren't great, but if you're used to it it's not going to hold you back in 90% of posting situations - if you're interested in posting, you can post. I've written short stories on my phone because I didn't feel like getting out of bed.
It leads to a higher level of discussion because if you ban anyone on mobile that's a huge chunk of people you can't converse with.
2) This isn't 2005 anymore. Either you have shit eyes or a shit device. Reading on a phone is not difficult. If you have Clover, navigating a thread or the catalog is not difficult. Search is perfectly functional. If you don't have Clover (or a similar app) you have a shit device.
3)
>meticulously organized
Lol
If you're really concerned about images, set up a cloud solution like Box or Drive. Or hit up derpibooru, save the image you want and post it when you want. Filename management is a hassle, but who cares?
4) literally just as easy to evade on mobile as it is on some ISPs. Slightly easier than others. Who cares, don't be a shithead.
5) Possibly true but also a gross generalization. Also overestimates the average desktop poster - somehow I suspect it's just as easy to "post casually" when you're in a chair. Do you not have dual monitors? Also, see #3
Tl;dr your copypasta is shit but you made me respond because people like >>29145592 might believe you
>>29145617
I've surpassed the full 2k because I enjoy writing pointless smut. 1584 characters worth of argument isn't a big deal either.
>>29145617
The limit is 2000 characters, actually. And why wouldn't you? Sure it's more bothersome but if someone wants to talk about something while not on a PC, nothing holds them back. You're assuming that phoneposters are just lazy shitposters. But a shitposter will shitpost no matter from where he posts.
Closer to the truth would be saying that some people just won't post at all because they don't have the time to do so on a phone, not that instead they will just shitpost.
The whole point that mobile users will lower the quality of discussion is bullshit because they're not silencing or replacing other posts. Restricting access from mobile, which is impossible anyway, would only lower the amount of posts overall. The people posting from a phone don't limit the folks on a PC from having their "quality in-depth discussion", if you honestly believe in that.
>>29145648
Point 5 is stupid mostly because it assumes that you either exclusively browse from a PC or from a phone. The whole thing is, really.
Why are phoneposters so dumb? I must've imagined things all the times I've read posts like "come on, give me the sauce, I can't read the filename on my phone" or "sorry for typos/going to reply quickly, I'm on my phone"
>>29145648
>If you're really concerned about images, set up a cloud solution like Box or Drive. Or hit up derpibooru, save the image you want and post it when you want. Filename management is a hassle, but who cares?
Literally a non-reply that only pretends to address the points made and suggests even worse "solutions"
>>29145711
And how many times have you read requests for sauce from retards on desktop who can't reverse image search? Or unapologetically shitpost in broken english? Am I imagining your confirmation bias?
I participate in a general and wanted to have my folder for it available, so I set it to sync and now my images are ready for phoneposting. In what way is that a non-reply?