RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>29100995
>OP PIC
KEK!

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Fucking hell, how do people keep fucking the title up.

Reposting from the end of last thread again.
>Be Anon.
>You're kind of lonely.
>Yeah you could pretty much roll in pony pussy. But it's just not the same.
>You need a human.
>Someone to talk to and they'll completely understand.
>Twilight knows about this.
>She said "Don't worry Anon i got a plan!" When you explained it.
>You haven't seen her since.
>"ANON! I'm back and i brought you a friend!" You hear Twilight call.
>Speak of the pony devil and she shall appear.
>Literally and figuratively.
>You remember the pone devil.
>She was a pretty nice mare.
>But that's a story for another day.
>You see Twilight round the corner of the dining room.
>"Anon, meet Helga! Your new friend." She says motioning too her side.
>Before you can say anything a Minotaur your height but buff as fuck turns the cornor.
>She has tits that would probably need something bigger than a triple D bra.
"Um, hello Helga..."
>You say unsure and a bit scared.
>"Is this human?" Helga ask looking down at Twilight.
>"Yep! This is Anonymous." She says with a smile.
>Helga Walks over to you. Places you on the table and sits herself over your groin.
>"We will have sex now. You will get me pregnant and we will have many beautiful children." She says unzipping your pants.
"O-Okay."
>You say a bit scared.
>And kinda aroused.
>She looks over to Twilight.
>"Does pony want to watch?"
>Twilight nods eagerly.
>"Oh of course! It will be so interesting to witness the making of the second human to equestria!" She says pulling up a seat.
>Today was a, Twilight gets you a fuck buddy kinda day.

>>29101013
Minotaurfags. what do you expect? they're ruin everything.

A bit too slow, bud.
>>29100928

>>29101025
>Make a new thread
>But missing a RGRE title

Really?

>Hey, how come we never have RGRE with Starlight?
Due to the low amount of greens, writefags that have never watched the show cannot write about her, this in turn causes a shortage of greens about starlight.

>Does anyone else consider unicorn Twilight and alicorn Twilight as separate character?
No, always considered her as one.

>RGREPonysouls
>Celestia designs and tries to build a system that could raise and set the sun automatically
>She suddenly goes missing
>Only Luna knows what has happened.
>In her hubris, Celestia thought what it would be like if the world was ever-day.
>Then she wouldn't have to raise and set the sun.
>More time for sleep and cake!
>She was consumed by the device.
>Ponies stop dying because the never ending day prevents the souls from travelling to tartarus.
>Luna could only bring about the illusion of night.
>She grows frailer by the day, sending out her guard to protect all who harrass normal ponies.
>Twilight attempts to bring back Celestia from the device
>She and the Mane 6 are instead corrupted by it.
>Anon enters, thinks to himself "I can fix this"
>Makes a sword.
>Runs at sunhoers.
>Dies
>mfw cannot die
>Comes back
>Runs at sunhoers.
>Dies
>mfw cannot die
>Comes back.
>Runs at sunhoers.
>kills her.
>Destroy the device.
>Dies because he is actually dead.

>>29101051
lolwut?

>Anon finds /mlh/
>Starts shitposting for the hell of it
>Posts pics of his hands just to get them riled up
>Lives happily with the knowledge that countless mares probably got off to just his hand
>today was a help your self esteem kind of day

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>>29101070
I would love teasing mares. All in good fun, of course.

>>29101101
God, you're good.

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I was gonna write some story but better go to sleep.

>>29101110
God, that cute.

More demon pony when?

Because fuck a pony only last 15s.

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>>29101137
what is this faggot engrish

>>29101137
>You're Anon
>You just wait until they throw him out

>>29101018
>that feeling when demon pony thread is as dead as can be

>>29101207
That's because it went both full retard and full edge.

>>29101198
YES! wait... got pastebin?

>Calmly approach pony
>Offer hand to be sniffed
>Let pony sniff hand
>If pony doesn't bite slowly scratch pony behind the ears
>If pony rolls over, belly rubs are permitted
>Move hand slowly to crotch area
You know what to do from here RGRE

>>29101307
Pet teats?

>>29101101
Elaborate for science

>>29101328

>Anon was summoned from Erf by the two biggest Humies in Equestria
>It took a lot of late nights at the library for Moonie, and Lyra almost passed out during the summoning (her horn still feels like she got zapped)

>But they had done it!
>They had brought a real human across the multiversal barrier!
>And a male at that!
>It had taken some tricky rune work to make sure of that part.

>>29101070
There aren't enough MLH stories.

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>>29101070
How could you say no to that face?

>>29101357
>The fingers dig into your fur as you moan.
"Anon, please, keep going!"
>The fingernails trace their way upwards, towards the top of your head.
>He always did love scratching behind your ears.
>Your eyelids screw themselves shut, squeezing out a tear.
"A-Anon...Please don't stop..."
>The hand wavers, and your concentration breaks.
>The magical facsimile of the appendage evaporates as you quietly begin to sob.
>You knew what the price of becoming an Alicorn would be, but you never knew the pain of what you had given up would stay with you centuries later.
>Your eyes flit over to the corner filled with mementos of your old friends.
>Your gala dress, made by Rarity.
>Rainbow's wonderbolts outfit.
>Pinkie's party cannon.
>Applejack's hat.
>One of Fluttershy's tail extensions.
>And a large jacket, fit for an otherworldly being.
>You slowly trot over to it, and bring it to your nose.
>...It's no use. His scent would have long left it.
>You sigh as you replace it.
>Maybe you should just throw all of this stuff away...
>Maybe forgetting them will be easier than-
>A loud crash from downstairs causes you to jump a bit.
>An intruder?
>You quietly make your way down the staircase while keeping an ear out.
>"Holy cow, Twiggles. I think you put a bit too much into that-wait, where am I?"
>That voice.
>It's not possible.
>You step out into the room, and are greeted by a confused, besuited human.
>"Uh, sorry about breaking into your home, I-"
>You tackle him and bury your muzzle into his chest, weeping tears of joy and babbling incoherently.
>"Wh-whoa, hey, d-do I know you?"
"sniff...It's me, Twilight!"
>"Oh...really? You've gotten taller since I last saw you. Thirty seconds ago. Is this a side effect of the spell?"
"...spell?"
>"Yeah, I said I wanted to try and be a pony for a day, so we were trying out a spell to make it work..."
>You remember...
>He vanishes for almost an hour.
>You were so afraid. That was when you first realized that you felt differently about Anon.

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>>29101346
>Anon thinks he was summoned as a demon and decides to go full Chaotic Neutral to act the part
>He walks up to the flabberghasted Lyra and flicks her horn, leaving her writhing in pain and arousement
"What are you supposed to be, some kind of discount deer?

>>29101360
>>29101364
Ow my stomach.

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>>29101360
...time distortion?

is that what that was?

>>29101413
He disappeared in the past for an hour, reappeared in the future (presumably for an hour, but you never know with time travel bullshit)

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>>29101413
>time distortion

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>>29101413
>time distortion

>>29101435
>She break 4th wall

Have an idea, not really a story just an idea that would be funny for someone to use

Anon likes making ponies full stop to try and parse what he just said.

"I love it twilight, it's like having sex with you but in reverse"

-------------------

Also, from an older thread, anon masterbates and becomes the prince.

Turns out in equestria all you have to do is do something no one else ever thought of before to ascend. In the past there were many alicorns... now there are next to none.

Turns out, that a male masterbateing is something unheard of in equestria.

All of anons whats, and celestia's 'lets see the road that lead you here' being filled with porn, litteral fuckloads of porn and more recently pony ponuts and va-j-js many of which were various ones of celestia... Your wings and horns poof the fuck out the sides and you bamph giggle out of there. leaving anon yelling what, and celestia dripping yelling what.

>>29101360
Is this meant to be a overdramatic rgre twilight because she sent anon 1 hr into the future or maybe I'm just being tripped by bad syntax

>>29101448
Yes anon. every pony is really overdramatic.
I take that idea from Anon been anti-magic. when anon go somewhere, pony goes NEIGH? Neigh!

>>29101448
I think it's meant to be in the distant future when all the elements and Anon have all died a while ago.

>>29101360
>You must have accidently sent him forward in time somehow...
>To right now...
>You have such a frustratingly small amount of time.
>You have to make the most of every second.

If someone else wants to continue this, be my guest.

>>29101456
Fuck no.

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>>29101357
"I SAID NO! BAD PONY! NO RAPING YOUR SUBJECTS! YOU'RE A VERY BAD PONY, AND BAD PONIES NEED TO BE PUNISHED!"

>>29101498
TOP KEK

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>>29101498

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>>29101551

>>29101551
>>29101572
why not both?

>>29101586
Because then that would be weird.

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>>29101592
I guess.

>>29101597
I think that he means that in the context of RGR getting into a threesome with your mom is sort of like getting into a hot tub with your dad while butt naked. Its going to be a little awkward

Less shitpost, more green faggot.

>>29101615
you realize its 430 in the morning right?

Why are there two threads?

>>29101633
First one was minotaurfaggot and remove title "RGRE"
Second is here but no dong ring.

>>29101616
B-but, it's 7:48 PM

>>29101616
It's 7:47 PM anon.

>>29101666
POST PICS SATAN

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>>29101666
Stream it

>>29101666
FUCK

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>>29101666
Trips command you.

>>29101640
>Be Anon in Equestria.
>Pinkie's over to have sex.
>She goes to the cupboard to get some sex toys because she's a kinky little fucker.
>"GASP"
>Pinkie gasps after having exclaimed the word gasp.
>She's holding up one of your dong rings.
>"Oh no Anon, you're a criminal!"
"Wut"
>"How could you do this? I thought we were your friends."
>Pinkie begins to cry.
>Gummy looks at you accusingly from inside her hairdo.
>Pinkie Ponice pulls out a set of handcuffs and approaches you.
>"You need to go to jail now."
>She puts them on you
"I still don't know why you're so upset."
>Police Pie begins dragging you out of your house.
>"I hope that's true Anonymous, I really do. Maybe they'll just execute you if you're really just crazy."
"Wait what. Execute?"
>"I know it's a long shot, but stallions usually get lighter sentences."
"What the hell could I have done that executing me would be a light sentence?"
>"As you are locked into the back of the ponice wagon Pinkie says one last thing to you.
>"You dong ringed us, Anny. You've dong ringed us all."
"This is stupid Pinkie."

>>29101666
You can kill the horse and then fuck yourself if you like.

>>29101666
Young Juggy, you been chosen.

>>29101666
This is it. This is what I was born to see.i

>>29101682
>not sure if real durnk
>green not drunk enough

>>29101666
We will witness you Jugs, WE ALL WILL!!

>>29101666
But seriously though, what's up?
You can always talk to us if something's wrong.

>>29101659
>>29101660
Those anon are Japanese.

>>29101208
Sadly this is true.

>>29101666
Wow...rip Juggy. Hope it was good enough to reconsider.

Uh guys...the satan trips Juggy posted for his horse fuck suicide just got deleted. Should we be worried?

>>29101777
OHHHHH SHHHIT!

Are you ready for the happening? It's ready for you.
Continuing this: http://pastebin.com/Xn4riUdY

> Be Principal Celestia chaperoning the Fall Formal in a fairly plain white dress
> It always makes you feel old, watching these teenagers dance to songs you haven't heard of
> This year is a bit different, though
> You glare at Rarity as she flounces around Anon
> Girls these days are so shameless, and the boys don't seem to mind
> You know your parents said that the new dances of your time were too lewd, and now you suspect they had a point
> Still, unless groping or worse happens, you'll hold back
> The song ends, and Rarity moves on after whispering in his ear
> Almost immediately, Octavia pounces on Anon for the slow song
> She at least knows how to dance, and they form a rather elegant pair on the dance floor
> You feel rather proud of how well he's dancing, after all that practice
> So why are you still irritated?
> You refill your cup from the punch bowl, and down half of it before the taste registers
> Damn it, someone spiked the punch while you were distracted
> You flag down Luna while making sure no one else goes for a refill
> "Trouble, sister?"
> You grimace
"Just some youthful high spirits, as it were. I just need you to keep an eye out while I replace the punch."
> She nods, and you go get the little cart

> The outcome of the vote isn't all that surprising
> You open the envelope
"The Fall Formal President is...Sunset Shimmer!"
> The girl is all smiles as she makes her way up, her cheeks fetchingly rosy from all the attention
"And the Fall Formal First Lord is... Anonymous Aggot! Please give a round of applause to the executive couple!"
> Smile, Celly, it'll be over soon enough
> Anon comes to stand by Sunset, the boy seemingly oblivious to the jealous stares sent Sunset's way
> After the clapping dies down, you grip the sides of the podium, bracing yourself for what comes next

>>29101829
"Thank you, my little students. It's been a long and delightful night, but all good things must come to an end. Please join the presidential couple in one last dance."
> Sunset eagerly leads Anon by the hand down to the dance floor, while Ms. Scratch cues up the final.song
> In the crowd, you see many couples shyly coming together, while lone individuals turn from painful scenes
> It is a bittersweet sight, one you would usually appreciate...
> Except Sunset is pressing herself up against Anon for all she's worth
> Thankfully the stage lights are turned off
> You can scowl in relative obscurity, without fear of a student catching your expression and misunderstanding
> This isn't like you
> You're usually much calmer
> You're going to blame this little mood swing on the spiked punch, that's clearly the only reasonable explanation
> Sunset drapes her arms across Anon's shoulders, her eyes half-lidded and smouldering
> Don't fall for it, Anon, it's a trick!
> She just wants in your pants, nothing else!
> You aren't sure what Anon says, but it gives the girl pause
> Sunset tilts her head and says something
> Anon shakes his head
> Sunset sags a bit, then draws back to a more appropriate distance, a bittersweet smile on her face
> Anon, you are such a good boy
> You relax, glad to see one of your male students stand up for himself
> The songs comes to an end, and Sunset gives Anon a little curtsy before joining the gaggle of her friends
> Well, at least she's a good sport about it
> Anon turns to you, swimming against the tide of exiting students

>>29101834
> You meet him down on the floor
"Congratulations, I wasn't aware you were actively campaigning."
> He blushes
> "I wasn't, to be honest. Say, could we have one last dance? Not here but, well, you're the only one here that I really wanted to dance with."
> Flatterer
> Still, your cheeks are rather warm when you respond
> Must be the punch
"Where did you have in mind?"
> He grins
> "Well, I'm always going to your house, how about we go to mine this time?"
> You raise an eyebrow
> Seems harmless enough, you suppose
"I imagine your father wants to see the results of your practice. Very well, let's go."
> Anon beams at you, seizing your hand and almost dragging you away

> When you pull into his driveway, you notice his father's car isn't there
"Anonymous, is your father working this late? It's practically ten o'clock!"
> Anon fingers the cuff of his suit jacket
> "He was promoted, so he's at a training conference in the next state over."
> You turn off the car, trying to think and not to think
> You have a feeling about what Anon is after
> It's strange that such a good, wholesome boy is interested in an old Bachelorette like yourself
> Maybe it's because he doesn't have a strong mother figure
> Maybe it's because he is attracted to authority
> Anon puts his hand on yours, whispering,
> "You don't have to if you don't want to."
> There ought to be a limit to how much a boy can pluck at your heartstrings
> With a decisiveness you don't quite feel, you open the door and get out of the car
"I've come this far. Shall we go in?"

> It's a modest home, not that much different from your own
> Maybe a little better perfumed, and showing signs of two inhabitants rather than one
> Anon flips the light switches as he goes, beckoning you onward
> As you follow him upstairs, you find your heart beating more quickly
> You're also a little out of breath, and you resolve to add stairs to your workout routine

>>29101838
> At last, he leads you into a neat little bedroom, with all the usual suspects
> A teddy bear, a teddy shark, and a teddy alligator stand watch on top of a dresser
> The walls are sparsely decorated with posters of shirtless women, most of which you recognize as the main characters of various action movies
> A pair of dumbbells lay neatly in a corner, and a decent stereo player occupies a small desk
> He presses play, a slow waltz filling the small room
> Anon twirls around, arms wide, innocently smiling
> "Are you ready?"
> Who knows
"Yes."
> You come together as you had so many times this month, wondering at his firmness and warmth, a perfect counterpoint to your supple strength and hungry touch
> He gazes up at you as you lead him through the initial motions
> Such trust and affection in that gaze
> Are you really worthy of that trust?
> Well, it's not as though you are deceiving him
> You're just... hiding some impure thoughts, that's all
> The two of you turn, navigating the borders of the bedroom
> Anon sighs happily
> "Dancing with you is the best."
> You feel his hand squeeze your own
"Even better than with Octavia?"
> It's partly a tease, partly...
> Jealous, that's what you were feeling
> Even though you really shouldn't be feeling possessive about Anon, he isn't for you to date
> He grins
> "She was good, but you're much better."
> Damn it, why does that warm your heart?
> Are you really this easily swayed?
> ...
> Yes
> In all too little time, the song ends, leaving you standing there with a young boy in your hands
> You let go, but instead of pulling away, Anon wraps you in a big hug, his arms tight around you
> Your loins surge with heat as he presses his lithe body to yours, your breasts pleasantly wedged against the upper part of his pectorals
> Tentatively, you return the hug, lightly stroking his back

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>>29101829
>happening
My boner is ready

>>29101840
> The two of you stand there, drawing comfort from one another for several minutes
> Anon's head rests near your heart, his slow breathing somehow calming
> At last, he loosens his embrace and looks up at you
> Your heart quickens at his timid expression
> "Can you do one last thing for me?"
> The house is silent, except for the beating of your heart
"What would that be?"
> He blushes
> "Kiss me."
> Oh no
> At once, you are fully aware of how warm it is in here, of the heat of his skin, of the restless need in your womanhood
> You should say no
> You lean down
> You should kiss him on the forehead, that would be the safest way to do this
> His lips are soft against yours, parting slightly
> Your hands cup his head, gently turning it as you deepen the kiss
> He latches onto your shoulders, his tongue plunging into your mouth, earnestly exploring, tasting
> Your skin tingles as you push back, writhing and sliding against his tongue, savoring his sweetness
> He moans, his hands restlessly kneading at your shoulders
> You instinctively press him back against the bed, then guiding him down onto it
> At last, you break the kiss, staring down at his flustered face
> Anon is breathing heavily, but his eyes are alight with joy
> "More!"
> There is no turning back now
> You lower yourself onto his body, savoring the way he presses against your curves
> Even as you ravage his mouth with your tongue, you can feel a certain prodding of tantalizing heat press against your thigh
> You hum in pleasure, your hand roughly yanking his tie loose from his neck
> Unbidden, he begins unbuttoning his shirt
> You pull back, straddling his legs
> He lies beneath you, his shirt open, revealing the smooth firm muscles of his chest
> In the heat of the moment, you shuck off your dress, revealing your white bra and panties
> Anon gazes at you in wonder
> "Beautiful."
> You smile
"You're pretty easy on the eyes yourself."
> He blushes, sitting up

>>29101844
> His fingers are light as they trace across the sensitive skin of your breasts
> You shudder under his touch, your panties becoming noticably damp
> Gently, slowly, he explores your chest, tracing your sides, stroking your back
> You knead at his biceps, marveling at how thick and strong they are
> Then his hands find the clasp, and your bra loosens
> You shrug it off, anxious to see Anon's reaction
> He does not disappoint, his wondering gaze fixed upon your hardened nipples, his head drawing closer
> As his hot breath washes over your skin, you almost feel dizzy from the stimulation
> He gently cups your left breast, your nipple lightly pinched between his fingers
> You gasp in pleasure, instinctively clutching at his head, his silky hair soft beneath your fingers as you pull him toward you
> Anon kisses your other breast, his tongue playfully flicking at your nipple
> Your back arches, instinctively trying to press harder against these pleasurable sensations
> His hand slowly clenches, fingers plunging into your soft flesh
> Enough is enough
> If this continues much longer, you'll cum before he does, and that is unacceptable
> You push him down, regretting the absence of his touch only slightly
> You kneel beside his legs, unfastening his pants
> As you tug them off, you contemplate his black boxers
> Should you draw this out?
> No
> You seize at the waistband and pull
> A monolith of an erection rises in the air
> You stroke it lightly, impressed
"That's some monster you got there, Anon. How many women have been slain by it?"
> Anon smiles
> "You'll be the first."
> Hot damn
> You shimmy out of your panties, breathing heavily at the thought of what's to come
> You straddle his waist, your glistening womanhood hovering above his pristine cock

>>29101848
> His smile may be mild, but you can see how nervous he is in the way his fingers are snarled in the sheets
> You lean forward, hands braced above his shoulders
> You dip down to kiss him, sweet and chaste on the lips
> Your nipples drag against his chest
> His hips buck, the head just brushing your pussy
"Trust me."
> You lower your hips gently, one hand grasping his firm manhood, guiding it
> Anon gasps as the tip penetrates your folds
> You shudder as you spear yourself on his cock, letting out a long, slow breath
> Anon arches his back, his hips pressing hard against your own
> He groans, clutching and grabbing at you, scrabbling at your back, mashing your breasts
> You kiss his forehead, finding sweet amusement at being so chaste with his top half while you slowly grind against his hilted dick
> Finally, he can stand no more, and seizes your hips in his hands
> He pushes you up a little, only to start thrusting into you with wild abandon
> You moan, your hips moving on their own as you pump up down his member
> He gazes up at you with lust-addled eyes, his mouth parted open and moist
> You respond to the feverish heat in your gut and plunder his mouth once more, even as he ravages your pussy
> His arms wrap around you, crushing you against his chest
> You melt against him, tingling and hot and out of breath
> All the while, his strokes only get stronger and faster, sending waves upon waves of pleasure through your system
> You clutch at his hair, whimpering into his mouth
> He just holds you tighter, as if he will never let you go
> All at once, he stops, his hips surging and bucking against you as he hits his orgasm

>>29101852
> You feel a glow of pride and pleasure as he twitches and shoots inside you, filling you with his warmth
> You did it, he came before you
> Then, as his dick begins to slide out, you go over the edge
> Your pelvis slams against his, jerking and grinding as your pussy convulses around his incandescent length
> Your mind goes blank as you are drowned in waves of bliss
> When you can finally think again, you find yourself collapsed against his chest, wrapped in his warm embrace
> Anon gently strokes your hair
> "That was amazing."
> You nuzzle against his neck
"Yeah, it was."
> Slowly, he softens inside you, but you find yourself unwilling to remove the connection
> Wait
> You groan
"We didn't use protection. I may get pregnant from this."
> Which wouldn't be much of a problem for you, you can afford it
> But is Anon ready to be a father?
> He laughs
> "That's fine, I was already intending to marry you."
> You prop yourself up on your elbows and look down at Anon
> He smiles, then darts up to kiss your nose
> You start at the sudden motion, then start giggling
"You are an impossible young man. What did an old woman like me do to deserve you?"
> He squeezes you gently, kissing your lips
> "You are beautiful, kind, and patient. Someone was bound to love you, I'm just glad it was me."
> You sigh, melting against him once more
"Me too."

>>29101857
And that's it for now. I might do one or two more sections before it's finished, just to give it a more concrete ending.
The pastebin has been updated.

Playing catchup on threads, just had an idea for a line

"You know, I was drunk but I wasn't so drunk my dick didnt work so even though I can't remember the night, I will tell you for a fact you didn't rape me"

>>29101964
That's a long, unnatural feeling sentence.

>>29101964
It's shit.

>>29102027
imagine anon holding his temples in a "I cant believe i have to explain this shit" kind of way. that said i may have missed a comma/period between work and so.

>>29101101
>"Oh, buck."
>"Oh, buck, I am so close to his ding-dong."
>"I can practically sme-no, I can LITERALLY smell it."
>"I can't sit up and move, or else he'll see the wet spot on the ground."
>"Why is life so hard?!"

>>29101110
Dammit, why do I love fussy mares so much?!

>>29101307
>Ponies exhibiting horse behaviour
yes
>Anon offers food to pone
>Pone leans forward to sniff the food before accepting it

>Anon giving pone pets
>Pone leans into Anon until they have knocked him over and are laying on top of him

>Anon boops a pone's nose
>Pone licks the spot where he booped

>Something something RGRE

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>>29101360
>Suffering waifu
It hurts so badly. It reminds me of my real-life loneliness.

>>29101444
That was good up until that last paragraph where you presumably had a stroke.

>>29101616
Finally, someone in my timezone.

>>29101101
That butt is ripe for firm, relentless hugging.

>>29101711
>durnk not durnk enough
Jesus take the wheel

>>29102164
Kind of got board typing it out. Anon masterbates, pops into alicorn room, celestia has no idea how he ascended just that he did, so "Lets see all the moments leading up you your ascension" was him jerking religiously to internet porn, and what lead him to ascend with a distinct lack of porn was he started to see mares as sexual beings instead of just cute pets that can talk.

So the timeline goes from soft core, to hard core, to fetish material, to barely forgivable porn, unforgivable porn, to pony butts, then their genitals till anon blew his first load in equestria.

At that moment he got his horns and wings, he popped the fuck out of there back to his place of living and just wanted harder then he ever did before, while celestia, just getting exposed to a litteral fuckload of porn, is dripping wet, winking, and pops back to where she was for her what moment.

Anon at least in this idea has 2 horns because that would look less retarded to have 2 on the sides possible slicked back then one forhead didlo.

>>29101848
>> You seize at the waistband and pull
>> A monolith of an erection rises in the air
>> You stroke it lightly, impressed
>No testicle bra
The fuck?

>>29102272
Testicle bras reduce fertility by keeping the balls too warm. Anon doesn't want to damage his chances of having a kid.

>>29101848
>"That's some monster you got there, Anon. How many women have been slain by it?"
>> Anon smiles
>> "You'll be the first."
>> Hot damn
>RGRE-woman + pure virginal Anon
My favourite theme

>>29101862
Good stuff, Uh-hmmm.

>>29102297
You're goddamn right!

>>29101597
What happened to your wings purple smart?

>>29102406
Her mother knew she was a lil shit with wings. So she cast a spell to fix it. Now all that needs to be done to complete it is for Twilight Sparkle to get a dicking of the lifetime. Thus Anon.

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We need more Floor Bored in this thread.
>Shut in mare, mid 20s and still hasn't got a…cutiemark.
>Parents pay her rent in a house on the edge of town so she's out of the house.
>…and not embarrassing them and their *good* children have company.
>No self-esteem.
>Gets stuff delivered to her home through mail-order, except the minis they only sell at the shop.
>Has gone months without going outside.
>So socially out of practice she can't even make eye contact.
>Actually straight up SCARED of colts.
>Doesn't stop her from having an impressing collection of animoo-porn involving…odd things happening to colts.
>Desperately lonely.
>Secretly reads My Little Human…
>Reads fan stories where a human moves in next door…
>Then one actually does.

>>29102553
Piss.
*…and not around to embarrass them and their *good* children when company comes to visit.

>>29102553
YES! you're my hero!

>>29102553
Now we're talking my filthy language.

>>29102553
Wait, was this a prompt or a green starting? I'm new to this area and don't know the writefags.
[Spoiler]B-be gentle.[/spoiler]

>>29102939
Actually just kill me tbqhfampai

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>>29102553
>Reads fan stories where a human moves in next door…
>Then one actually does.
>He ends up falling for an alpha mare like Dash or AJ or Twilight anyway

>>29102987
>Dash
>alpha

Pls. I dated an 'alpha' like her before. Everybody was her bitch, until the door closed. Total sub bitch, and I know I don't have the dick magic to do that; it was all her.

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>>29101848

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>>29102939
>"I'm new to this area and don't know the writefags"
>comes from a thread where the closest thing they get to green is prompts so they can't tell the difference

You poor, sweet, mistreated child. Welcome to RG-there's-more-green-than-normal-posts-what-the-fuuuuuuck-RE. A lot of writefags are on Christmas vacation though.

>>29102553
>You are, Anon
>The now most recent inhabitant of Ponyville's outskirts.
>You say most recent because after having your home built out here near the everfree, you noticed another more dilapidated building.
>Which means neighbors.
>And possibly drinking.
>So in preparation of meeting your new neighbor you pull out your house warming gift from Twilight, a nice bottle of Chardoneigh, a couple glasses, pack it all up and head out to meet them.

Now thread how does it go?

>>29103020
Make it go alright, but with plenty of spaghetti from Tomopone.

Like him being interested in her firgurines and even her collection of Neighponese porn, making comments about his own encounters with Japanese debauchery.

>>29101666
What, what the hell? Just realized some janitor deleted my post. Please tell me what rule I broke, I'd like to know.

>>29103020
>Anon stands there for about 15 minutes before assuming that the house is abandoned and turning to leave.
>In a near divine spur of the moment, Floor Bored actually manages to open the door just as he turns around.
>Even anon can smell the funk comin' off of her.
>It's like curdled milk mixed with this feral musk of a mare who may as well be in perpetual heat.
>Considering how much she masturbates anyways.
>She stares at him silently with eyes wide as possible through (admittedly very appealing) black hair, done in a braid.
>She's wearing some kind of sweatshirt with two circles and an oval drawn on it, the word "SHOTA" written in bold underneath.
>Through the door you can see trash scattered about, food wrappers mostly.
>You raise a hand. "Uh, hey…" you say awkwardly. "My name's Anonymous. I'm your…neighbor…"
>She looks like she wants to say something, but the musk in the air only deepens.
>After a moment she manages to squeak some semblance of words: "F--for the empress, f-fellow citizen."

>Be Floor Bored
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>BY THE SUN
>BY THE MOON WHY?!?
>Why did you SAY THAT?!?
>What if he's from HYPERWARS FANTASY?!

Let's get this ball rolling.

>>29103129
>F--for the empress, f-fellow citizen
Oh sweet jesus, she's off to a good start

>>29103056
Nigga, Floor Bored smells like bad laundry soaked in tuna juice. It cant go 'okay.'

She needs a shower first at least. Or what she thinks is a shower.

>>29103158
What she needs is a good man to get behind her and help. She's a fixer-upper!

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Little horses.

>>29103129
I now ship the Emperor of Man and the Empress of Mares.

>>29103213
Reminds me of the Commissar Anon threads where Anon comes to exterminate Equestria in the names of the Emperor. Good times.

>>29101857
>>29101862
That was fucking NICE.

>>29101777
Fuck i missed it what was it?

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>>29100995
>Equestria, as any other pseudo-utopic kingdom in fiction, is under constant siege from the forces of evil and villainy that seek to destroy it because of plot reasons.
>RGRE is no different.
>Basically the whole country is littered with people who want to take over Equestria for various reasons: Steal he ponies' magic for themselves, enslaving ponykind, feeding them to their hatch-lings, petty revenge, powerful gems, pretty gems, delicious gems, and all that.
>Villains often fight between themselves as much as they do against the forces of Harmony who try to foil and redeem them.
>But outta nowhere a contestant appears!
>She's big. She's mean. She's competent like no other villain in Equestria and she's... A COLT?!

But the green extraequestrian menace has no ulterior motives for being a villain, like some do-gooders would assume. He just really wants to dominate your ass.


>All similarities to real cartoon villains are mere coincidence.

>>29103129
>>After a moment she manages to squeak some semblance of words: "F--for the empress, f-fellow citizen."
kek

>>29103278
>He just really wants to dominate your ass
shit
i read that in gilbert gottfrieds voice

>>29103295
Even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

>>29101051
>>In her hubris, Celestia thought what it would be like if the world was ever-day.
>>Then she wouldn't have to raise and set the sun.
>>More time for sleep and cake!
But... doesn't she works during the day and sleeps and rests during the night?

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>>29103278
>>Villains often fight between themselves as much as they do against the forces of Harmony who try to foil and redeem them.
>>But outta nowhere a contestant appears!
>>She's big. She's mean. She's competent like no other villain in Equestria and she's... A COLT?!

That reminds me of something. Of something really, really frikkin good

Do it, anon

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>>29101357
>awwwww yeaaaahhh
>fuckin fine ass pets
>sweet celestia
>get in me, you saucy bast- anon.
>forgive me madre, for i have sinned

Hm... Police Procedural in RGRE?

>Righteous Heart is a jaded veteran police officer who just wants to stop criminals and make a difference in the world.
>But he has to work twice as hard to get half as far, and his coworkers still don't respect him most of the time.
>He's caught thieves and drug dealers, resolved domestic disputes, and even brought in corrupt officials.
>Yet his coworkers will still slap him on the ass, call him 'sweet stuff', and ask him to make them a cup of coffee

>Then there's Anon.
>A hardened criminal who found himself a second chance in RGRE.
>But old habits are hard to break, and he quickly usurped control of most of Equestria's illegal salt trade.
>He is never seen outside of his closest subordinates, so most people assume he's a mare.

>Their paths cross when Righteous Heart is final given an assignment that could make or break his career.
>Investigate the rise in drugs in a Ponyville high school

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>You will never feminize an RGRE mare just with your hands alone

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>>29103371
I- Maybe?
Yes!

NO!

The pressure! It's too much!
I always end up procrastinating when I start a green and I never finish them!

The.
Responsibility.
Is.
Too.
Much.

And I gotta airplane travel now! I could work on it in the meantime? I can do that.
BUT WHAT IF IT'S SHIT.

NOT AGAIN


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29102221
>>29101444
Wasn't there something like this in an earlier thread?
Anon gets six wings and a horn, becoming a human alicorn of lewds.

>>29101666
pls be not a kill.

>>29103114
As if the written rules are the law of the land out here.
best guess might be this though:
>1. You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

Discussion or planning to commit a crime (possibly two crimes if horse fucking is illegal where you live).

>>29103524
>horse fucking is illegal

Then this whole board is full of criminals.

>>29103536
Lrn2read nub.

First: it's illegal some places, not everywhere. If you live in one of those places it "violates local law".

Second: not all of us are interested in 3d pone disgusting.

>>29103564
So you saying this board is not full of horsefuckers and wanana-be horsefuckers?

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>>29103402
That sounds fun.

>>29103603
At least some of us are only interested in fucking 2Dhorse.

Speaking of, is PoppedAnon kill? Another thread linked Blood and Friendship, so then I read his RGRE story, The Thin Line Between Love and Mates and I want more:
http://pastebin.com/WdDcWNRG

>>29103625
Please.
I need more bombshell in my life.

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>>29103663
She a cute.

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Hey, I got more Sunny and Twilight

>>29103740
Pic not related.

>>29103740
"A-Ah~"
>You groaned as you popped another spoonful of cereal into your mouth
>Usually, you weren't a fan of cereal
>No matter what kind you or Spike bought you ALWAYS had to pour at least a half a cup of sugar onto it before it was even partially edible
>But this?
>This was PERFECT!
>You might have been a little lukewarm on its coloring--who the hay thought it was a good idea to have cereal that was a whole bunch of different colors?--but it was not only sweet but it had a crunch that really appealed to you
>That and it didn't immediately turn into mush the second that it came into contact with milk
>Humming, you closed your eyes and leaned back into your chair in a state of pure, unadulterated bliss
>You liked these "Froot Loops" a lot
>A LOT
>So much, in fact, that you wouldn't have the slightest problem eating this every single day
>And that was coming from a mare who LOVED her hay bacon and flapjacks...
>Hmm...
>You were going to have to see if you could bring a couple boxes back with you when you eventually went home...
>Nosily chewing, you grabbed your glass of orange juice
>Swallowing your mouthful of cereal, you brought your juice to your lips and drank deeply
>Even though you were trying not to completely pig out, some of the juice spilled out of the corners of your mouth
>You set your juice back on the table, cleaning your lips with the back of your hand and sighing in content
>Sweet Celestia...
>Cute, pure-and-perfect-as-the-driven-snow stallions?
>Amazing cereal?
>Juice without pulp in it?
>Now you could REALLY see why the hay Sunset loves it here...

>>29103742
>Heck, if you didn't have so much waiting back home YOU might have started looking for a house around here yourself...!
>You were about to bring another spoonful of cereal to your mouth but stopped
>A sinking feeling worked its way into the pit of your stomach
>...
>Leave...
>You were going to have to leave in a few days...
>Leave Sunset, leave this snow, leave this cereal
>...
>Leave Anon...
>"We're back!"
>You jumped in your chair, violently pulled out of your thoughts as Sunset strided through the door
>The second that your eyes snapped to her you saw that there was something a little different about your friend
>Her demeanor had changed
>She was standing a little taller, and she bounced with each step that she took
>There was a Pinkie-sized grin on her face, and her eyes were lit up in joy and even a little bit of excitement
>She also had a noticeable blush on her cheeks
>She looked, for all the world, like a filly that had just gotten a kiss from a stallion that she liked...
>Behind her, wrapped up in jackets and hats and scarves, was Anon
>Just like Sunset, there was a smile on the stallion's face
>A big smile...
>A happy smile...
>The kind of smile that dissipated the sinking feeling in your stomach and replaced it with a very pleasant warmth
>...
>Sweet Celestia was he beautiful...
>"Just toss everything in the closet, Nonny!" Sunset chirped, pulling off your scarf and her hat. "I'll make sure to toss all of it in the dryer when the power finally comes back on."
>"Alright," Anon said, unzipping his jacket and tugging at his scarf
>...
>He was getting undressed in front of you…
>Alright there…
>Right in front of you…
>Right where you could see...

>>29103750
>OhsweetCelestiaonhergoldenthrone!
>Not wanting to look like you were gawking, you tried to look away as Anon pulled off his jacket, revealing another underneath
>...
>But you couldn't...
>Your body wouldn't physically let you look away...
>Anon, looking completely innocent, pulled off his first jacket and his scarf
>Sunset--who must have been part glacier because who the BUCK could just stand there casually while a colt was undressing in front of you-- took the jacket and scarf off of him and made her way to the closet
>While she threw open the door, you watched as Anon unzipped his next jacket
>This one was a little smaller than the previous one
>It hugged his curves a little better, teasing you by just giving a HINT of what was hidden underneath.
>Before you could fully process what you were looking at, Anon was already pulling that jacket off, this time revealing a sweatshirt underneath
>This sweatshirt wasn't his, it was Sunset's
>And sweet Luna did it show...
>It hugged his frame so snugly that it may as well have been a second skin
>You could see the muscles in his shoulders and his chest stand out through the fabric
>Like a lot
>Your eyes drifted downward
>Down his chest, down his flat tummy, down to where his hips began...
>W-Woof
>You bit your lip hard, rubbing your thighs together
>You covered your face with a hand, trying to hide the blush that was creeping up your neck
>Wew...
>Wew filly...
>Was it you or did it just get a LOT warmer in here?
>As you sat there, red-faced and squirming in your chair, Anon's gaze drifted toward you

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>>29103759
>You instinctively stiffened, bracing yourself for a tongue lashing
>But, to your, surprise, it didn't come
>The moment that his eyes met yours, Anon's smile grew just a hair
>A splash of affection mixed in with the happiness in his eyes
>...
>He looked happy…
>Happy to see you…
>...
>H-Huh...
>For a few seconds, you forgot how to breathe
>Your chest tightened, and you had a sudden yet powerful urge to get up out of your chair and run over to him
>...
>No one had ever looked at you like that...
>You stopped your squirming and your blushing and just looked into Anon's pretty green eyes
>You were swept up in his gaze
>Your heartbeat began to quicken
>Your mouth felt dry and your chest felt so tight that you could barely breathe
>You could feel something in the air...
>It wasn't magic...
>...But was something very much like it
>"Anon? Do you want to take off those boots?"
>Both you and Anon jumped in surprise
>You both broke eye contact, breaking the spell that the both of you had been under
>Unfortunately...
>Looking toward the closet, you could see that Sunset had poked her head out of the little room and was now looking at the two of you, an eyebrow raised
>To most she might have looked puzzled, but you could see that small smile on her face
>That filly was blue beaning you!
>The dyke!
>When Anon looked down at his feet--looking as CUTE as a button while he did it--you stuck your tongue out at Sunset, who blew you a kiss in return
>"I, um, well, yeah, s-sure," Anon shimmered, leaning against the wall so that he could take off his boots

OH SHIT LAP AND MY FAVORITE STORY

>>29103763
>Untying his laces, he quickly took off his boots and handed them to Sunset
>"Thanks, Nonny," she chirped, disappearing back into the closet. "Why don't you go and help yourself to some cereal? We already have a bowl set up for you."
>"Alright," Anon said, looking back over at you
>His lips curved upward into a shy, uncertain smile
>Hnnnng!
>SweetCelestiawasthisstallionthecutest!
>Resisting the urge to place a hand over your heart, you smiled and beckoned him over with a hand
>As he made his way over, you took the liberty of setting up his breakfast like any respectable mare would do
>You filled a bowl with cereal and then poured him a glass of orange juice
>Easy stuff!
>It was like you were eating breakfast with Starlight and Spike back home!
>You were about to pour a little milk in his cereal but froze
>...
>What if he didn't want milk with his cereal?
>...
>But who the hay DIDN'T eat cereal with milk?
>No one with any sense ate DRY cereal!
>...
>But what if Anon did?
>You didn't want to make him mad by just pouring it in without asking
>You could ruin the whole breakfast for everyone because you just went and assumed something!
>While you sat there frozen, carton of milk tilted ever-so-slightly above Anon's bowl, Anon himself sat down right next to you
>Scooching toward the table in his chair, he grabbed a napkin and tucked it into his shirt to make a makeshift bib

>>29103768
>He then looked over at you
>Eyeing the carton of milk, he reached over and tipped the end of the carton up a little bit with a finger
>Milk came pouring out of the carton and into the bowl
>Your eyes snapped toward Anon, who smiled back at you
>"I like milk in my cereal," he said. "Thanks for waiting before pouring it in though."
>...
>Oh thank Celestia…
>He wasn’t some weirdo...
>Sighing in relief, you tilted the carton over a little more, increasing the stream of milk
"Alright, I just wanted to make sure," you said
>Anon nodded, reaching for his juice
>You watched, out of the corner of your eye, as he brought the juice to his lips and began to drink
>His adam's apple jumped with each swallow
>His eyes became half-lidded
>A bit of juice spilled from the corners of his lips and began to run down his chin
>You squeezed the carton in your hands with a little more force than was necessary, sending a spurt of milk into the bowl
>W-Wew...
>Easy filly...
>EASY...
>You licked your now VERY dry lips
>Feeling a bead of sweat making its way down your forehead, you were quick to wipe it away with the back of your hand
>You're a good girl, Twilight...
>You'd never take advantage of a stallion, no matter how LEWD he was…
>...
>You wouldn’t…
>You wouldn’t…
>Never ever...
>Your eyes snapped away from him and back toward the bowl
>Realizing that you were about to overflow Anon's bowl with milk, you tilted the carton upward, halting the flow
"T-There you go, Anon," you said, sitting the carton back down onto the table

>>29103774
>"Thanks," Anon responded, picking up his spoon
>Looking back down at your own cereal you picked up your spoon as well and started eating
>Because you were in the presence of a stallion, you made sure to eat like a civilized filly
>Small mouthfuls, small sips, sit up straight, wipe your mouth when needed
>Not your preferred way to eat, but since you were raised in a castle around some of the most civilized ponies that Equestria had to offer you were VERY good at it
>Anon, meanwhile, ate like the perfect gentlecolt
>He kept his elbows off the table, he didn't slurp or spit food everywhere, he sat up straight, and he even thanked you when you filled up his glass
>....
>Dad would LOVE him if you brought him home...
>You had nearly finished your cereal and most of your juice when you realized that maybe you should try to start a conversation
>You HAD slept with this stallion, and just sitting here in silence WAS a little weird...
>Setting down your spoon, you cleared your throat
>Alright Sparkle...
>Don't mess this up!
>You want to impress this stallion!
>You want to show him that you'd make an ideal mate!
>Or buck-buddy...
>Or bedfellow….
>Or whatever the heck this was...
>...
>Herewego!
"So! Did you have a good sleep, Anon?" you asked, licking a bit of milk from your top lip
>Anon, who was chewing his food, looked over at you
>He quickly swallowed, licking his lips
>You bit your lip when you saw that little pink muscle of his slide across his lips
>W-Wew...

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>>29103781>"I slept great," he said with a cheery--albeit slightly nervous--smile. "Best sleep that I've had in a very long time."
"Oh? Well I'm glad!" you told him, tucking a stray lock of hair behind your ear
>"How was your sleep?" Anon asked in turn
>Amazing
>The best sleep that I've ever had
>Sleeping with somebody else is incredible
>You were so warm and you smelled to nice and I really enjoyed listening to your heart beating as you slept
>Please sleep with me forever
"It was pretty good," you announced, leaning over and bumping his shoulder with your own
>Anon's smile widened, and that look of warmth and affection came back to his face
>Your heart fluttered at the sight
>Your mouth opened, no doubt ready to say something silly and embarrassing, but you reined yourself in at the last moment
>FOCUS FILLY
>KEEP THIS SHIT TIGHT!
"S-So did you get finished with the front yard?"
>Anon nodded, grabbing his glass of juice and bringing it to his lips
>"Yep. You guys should be able to get out of the house now," he said, before taking a sip of his drink.
>In the background, you could hear the sound of pots clanging and the sink being turned on but you ignored it, keeping your eyes glued on the cute stallion in front of you
"Great! Thanks for the help."
>To your surprise, Anon leaned over and nudged your shoulder with his shoulder
>"Hey, I was happy to do it," he said. "It’s the least I could do after you and Sunset were nice enough to let me stay here with you for the night."
>As Anon pulled away from you you leaned toward him, still wanting your bodies to touch in some way
"We're glad to have you.”
>You were doing it!
>You were making small talk!
>Aw yesh!

>>29103788
>"And why wouldn't we be? Who wouldn't want to spend the night with a sta--guy like yourself?"
>For a moment, the smile on Anon's face diminished just a hair
>The warmth in his eyes was replaced with a sadness that made your heart skip a beat
>Just as quickly as it had come, however, it was gone
>But you saw it
>Oh, you saw it...
>"Well, I'm glad to be here," he said, smile returned to its full glory as he placed his hands on the table. "It's always nice to get out of the house every once in awhile and just... be with people."
>...
>Protectthisstallionssmileyoubuckingdummy!
>Without saying a word, you leaned over and placed one of your hands overtop of his
>Giving his hand a squeeze, you gave Anon your best and brightest smile
"I'm happy that you're happy," you told him. "And I can't wait to spend the next few days with you."
>Anon quietly looked down at your hand for a few moments
>"...Really?" he asked, in a tone that suggested that he didn't quite believe you
>You continued to smile at him, giving his hand another squeeze
"Yep! Both Sunset and I can't wait to get to know you better, and we can't wait for you to get to know us just a little bit better," you said with a nod
>For about a minute, Anon was dead silent
>His eyes snapped up and he gazed into your eyes, looking for any mischief or falsehood

>>29103793
>When he saw that you, in fact, were being completely honest with him his demeanor completely changed
>Surprise, shock, joy, relief, and a dozen other emotions flashed across his face
>One moment he looked like he was about to cry, a split second later he looked like he was about to laugh
>In the end he just smiled
>"Thanks, Twi," he said quietly, placing his other hand on top of yours and giving it a squeeze. "Really. Thank you."
>Aww…
>You did the good things...
>You were about to open your mouth to say something reassuring and heartfelt with just a splash of friendship mixed in when a loud band filled the air
>"Dammit," someone grumbled near the stove
>...
>You and Anon looked over
>There Sunset, who had stripped back down to her undershirt and pajama bottoms, was struggling with a giant pot
>On the stove itself there were half a dozen other pots, each and everyone of them under a burner that was on full blast
>Grunting to herself, your bacon-haired friend struggled to lift the pot in her hands to waist height
>...
>Was that on the floor?
>Why the hay was it on the floor?
>Wouldn't it have been easier to fill it up in the sink?
>Or better yet on the counter, where she didn't need to move it nearly as far?
>...
>Was this for the thing that Sunset had told you about before going outside to get Anon?
>...
>Where did she even get a pot that big anyways?
>"Come on," Sunset grunted, her brow scrunched up in concentration. "Get up there you fucker..."
>You and Anon exchanged glances
>Anon, now looking puzzled, then picked up the hand that he had placed over yours, brought it to his mouth, and coughed into it

>>29103797
>"...Are you doing alright there, Sunset?" he asked
>Struggling for another moment or two, Sunset let out a groan, bending down and sitting the big pot down with a grumble
>"Everything's fine, Anon," she said, wiping her brown. "I was just trying to get this pot onto the stove to heat some water up.
>Anon was silent for a while, and from the look on his face you could tell that he was asking himself the same questions that you had been thinking just a moment before
>"...Alright," he said carefully. "But what are you doing with all that water?"
>Fixing her hair, Sunset flashed the stallion a grin
>"Well, since the power is still out, I thought that I'd get us some hot water so that the three of us can take a bath," she said, looking back down at the pot on the floor, her hands on her hips . "Hey, could you do me a favor and help me pick this up? It's really, REALLY heavy."

~_~_~_~_~_~

>Back at home, heating up water would have taken two seconds
>All you'd need to do was cast a spell and BAM!
>The water was as hot as you wanted it
>Unfortunately for you, Sunset, and Anon, you weren't able to cast any spells
>If you needed to heat up some bath water you needed to use good ol’ fashioned fire to do so
>...
>Like some filthy barbarian...
>You had a stove to help with this, and you didn't need to have the water boiling, but you needed GALLONS of the stuff--Sunset had a pretty big bathtub-- so it took quite a bit of time
>Almost an hour and a half by your count
>An hour and a half of sitting in the kitchen, with your hands in your lap, watching water heat up
>It wasn't very exciting to say the least, and even though you and Sunset were chatting with Anon the whole time it still felt like it took a hundred years
>Eventually though, the water got hot enough that you were able to take it off the stove and get it upstairs
>Anon had tried to insist on taking all of the pots up himself, but you and Sunset put your foot down, insisting that you help him

>>29101862
>anon's dad comes home
>finds them together
>Just gives his son a high five while celestia is freaking out
>Anon's dad is from our earth

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>You might be willing to let him go out in the cold and shovel snow but you'd rather eat a horseshoe then let him walk up those stairs by himself with a pot full of hot water
>It had been about as fun getting the water up to the bathroom as it was watching it heat up
>The pots had been heavy, and one or twice you had nearly burned yourself
>You were a marely mare though, so you had gritted your teeth and tough it out until three out of the six pots had been brought up and and their contents had been poured into the tub
>Anon, after the three of you had brought the now empty pots back to the kitchen, had asked what was going to happen to the other three that were still on the stove, under a low heat
>Sunset, with an unusual amount of cheer in her voice, had told him that those pots were for his bath
>She then went on to explain that both you and her would be bathing together so you didn’t have to use so much water
>...
>Anon...
>Anon had taken the news... about as well as Sunset though he would
>Much to her delight
>"Did you see how red he got, Twi?" Sunset asked, pulling off her hoodie and shirt and tossing it to the floor. "I swear I almost walked over and kissed him right there."
>You couldn't help but smile, pulling off your shirt and revealing your purple bra
"Was the wink really necessary?" you asked
>Sunset nodded, fiddling with her bra strap
>"Of course it was! How else am I going to get him to blush like that?" she playfully demanded, bumping your hip with hers
>You shook your head at your friend's antics, unbuttoning your bra
>A groan escaped your throat as your teats were released from their constrictive prison
>By Luna's moon did you HATE that thing...
>If this was how ball bras were back home you could understand why so many stallions complain about them...
>Rolling your shoulders, you tossed your bra onto your clothes pile

>>29103811
>Turning back toward Sunset, you saw that she was bare-chested as well, her large, perky teats jutting out for all to see
>"So what were the two of you talking about when I was getting the pots all filled up?" she asked, tossing her bra to the floor and grabbing at her pants
>You reddened slightly
"Just some small talk," you quickly said as you unbuttoned your pants
>"Oh?"
"Yep," you said, a small smile coming to your face. "I was telling him how glad the two of us were to have him here for the whole weekend."
>"The whole weekend and a few days after that," Sunset corrected. "From what I've read on my phone it's supposed to snow again on Sunday."
>You slid your pants down, then your panties, kicking them away with a sigh
>Finally...
>You were out of all of those silly clothes...
"So does that mean that you guys won't have school for a while?" you questioned, looking over to Sunset
>The girl--just as naked as you--was sticking a toe into the water, checking to see if it had cooled down somewhat
>It apparently had, because she waved you over a moment later
>"I already got a text from the school. They've given us the whole week off from school. We can have him over for the whole week if we want!"
>Sunset stepped into the tub
>You were close behind her, hopping into the water and facing her
>Sunset sighed happily, looking over at you with a smile
>"It's been a long time since I've taken a bath with someone else," she mused
"Really?" you asked, your head cocked to the side
>Your friend nodded
>"The bathing here is different here too, Twi," she said. "A lot of people here usually bathe by themselves."
>Your nose scrunched up just a hair
"...Huh," you muttered, scratching your head. "Really?"
>Sunset nodded
>"Yep. You should have seen the look on the girl's faces when I suggested it at our last sleepover," Sunset said, a big smile coming to her face
>...

>>29103817
>Really...?
>You knew that humans didn't like to be naked around one another but did they really take it that far?
>There wasn't anything sexual about taking a bath!
>All you were doing was cleaning yourself off...
"So that was why you didn't ask Anon to join us?" you questioned, as your friend grabbed a cup floated in the water
>"Aha, that's right," she said, filling the cup up and dunking the water over her arms. "Even though he would have been as cute as a button in here with us I think we would have scared him away if we asked him to do that."
>Sunset brought the cup up and poured the water over her head
>"Maybe in a day or two, after he's warmed up to us a little more."
"Yeah..."
>You looked down at your lap, your stomach tightening in both nervousness and excitement at the prospect
"I think I'd really like that..."
>You jumped slightly when you felt a stream of warm water being poured over your head
>Your head snapped upward to see that Sunset had scooched over so that her knees were touching yours
>You frowned and she smiled
"Dyke," you grumbled, batting the cup that she held over your head away
>Sunset giggled
>"Oh, you love it," she teased, leaning forward and rubbing your cheek with her own
>Not one to turn down a nuzzle, you leaned forward and nuzzled her back
>As you did that you thought of Anon
>Of how nice his cheek felt against yours when you nuzzled him...
>How his eyes lit up when he was happy and how his smile seemed to light up the whole room...
>How his hands felt wrapped around you when you woke up this morning...

>>29103819
>You sighed to yourself, leaning away from your friend
"Sunset?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you think that Anon... likes us?"
>Sunset poured water down her chest, wetting the skin and causing it to shine in the dim light that was coming through the window
>"Yep, I think so," she said, handing the cup to you
>You took it, filling it up with water and she grabbed some soap
>A smile came to your face
>He liked the two of you...
>He liked you...
"Good," you said. "I'm glad."
>Sunset's smile turned a tad mischievous
>"Why?" she asked, poking your belly. “Do you like him?”
>You squealed, slapping her hand away
"Of course I like him!" you announced
>This caused Sunset's grin to widen
>"Really?" she asked, trying to poke your belly again
>You giggled as her pointer finger found its mark
>No!
>Not your tums!
>It was ticklish!
"Yes really! Who the hay wouldn't like a stallion like that? Now quit--HEY!"
>Sunset, dropping the soap, began attacking you with both hands
>Water went flying everywhere as you did your best to deflect the blows, squeaking and screeching and giggling
>Sunset began giggling to, and the two of you soon found yourselves in the middle of a tickle fight
"Stooooop!"
>"Twilight and Nonny, sitting in a tree--"
"What are you, FIVE?"
>"--K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love! Then comes marriage!"

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>>29103823
"Quit... it...!"
>Sunset didn’t quit it
>In fact, she tickled you harder
"Stooooop! Stoooop!" you yell in between fits of laughter
>"Then comes marriage!"
>Tears streaming down your face, you lunged forward
>Wrapping your arms around your friend you held her close
>She giggled, trying to poke your sides before grabbing your butt and giving both of your cheeks a hearty squeeze
>...
>D-Dyke...
>"Then comes a baby in a baby carriage!"
>She nuzzled your face as you tried to catch your breath
"I hate... you so... much," you grumbled
>Sunset gave your butt another squeeze
>"I love you too."
"Dyke."
>"Only for you, Twi."
>Huffing quietly under your breath, you relaxed against your friend
"...What about you?"
>Sunset rested both of her hands on the small of your back, placing her head on your shoulder
>"What about me?" she asked
>You huffed again
"Do you like Anon too?" you clarified
>"Of course I do, he's a really sweet guy" your friend chirped. "The kind of colt that you bring home to make your moms' jealous."
>You nodded, feeling your stomach tighten
"Yes... yes he is..."

>The kitchen was a little warmer now
>It wasn't warm-warm, but it was hot enough that you weren't shaking or anything
>Which was nice

>>29103830
>Being cold sucked
>A LOT...
>You were sitting at the table, your hands in your lap and your eyes glued to the sink
>You were watching the water still warming up on the stove, waiting for your turn to take a bath
>And NOT thinking about what Twilight and Sunset were doing up in that bathroom
>You were NOT doing that...
>Nope...
>Not even a little bit!
>Because NOTHING was going on up there!
>The two girls were just taking a bath
>Together
>Naked
>In the same room
>...
>And that was COMPLETELY normal and not arousing or sexual in ANY WAY!
>Girls probably did stuff like that all the time!
>It was probably completely normal!
>YOU were the weird one for getting a boner for sitting here thin--
>NOT THINKING!
>YOU WEREN'T THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL!
>YOU WERE A PERFECT GENTLEMEN THAT DIDN'T GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN DOING LEWD THINGS!
>LEWD THINGS WHICH WEREN'T HAPPENING MIND YOU!
>BECAUSE ALL THEY WERE DOING WAS BATHING!
>Squirming in your seat sightly, you tried to distract yourself by drumming Yankee Doodle Dandy against the table with your fingers
>COME ON!
>You were doing REALLY good this morning!
>You managed to talk with both of the guys without being too much of a sperg!
>Don't mess this up!
>Don't fucking do it!

>>29103834
>"Hey Anon!" someone called from the upstairs
>You jumped, nearly falling out of your chair
>Sunset?
>That was Sunset!
>Quick, say something back so it doesn’t seem like you were thinking about what her boobs looked like wet!
>...
>You didn’t do that…
>R-Really...
"Yeah?" you yelled back
>"We're done with the bathroom! You can come up and take a bath if you want!"
>Oh?
>Good
>You needed to clean yourself up so that you didn’t start reeking…
>You looked over to the pots of water
>You then looked over to the closet, where your spare clothes were
"Alright! I'll be up in a minute!" you called, getting out of your seat with a grunt
>Walking over to the stove, you turned off the burners
>You then walked over to the closet, threw open the door, and grabbed your duffel bag
>Alright...
>First you were going to take this thing up and then you were gonna take the water up...
>Plan formed, you made your way into the hallway and toward the stairs
>Taking two steps at a time--because you were a bad ass like that-- you made your way up the stairs and to the second floor
>When you got to the top of the steps, you saw that the bathroom door was wide open and steam was floating out into the hallway
>You also saw both Twi and Sunset, towels wrapped around their bodies, drying their hair
>...
>Oh no...
>O-Oh no...
>You came screeching to a halt the moment that you saw the two of them, nearly falling back down the steps in the process
>Wa...wa… wa
>What the heck?!
>What the heck was that?
>Why weren’t they dressed?!
>Both Twi and Sunset turn to look at you
>You could still see water droplets around their faces and necks
>If you looked really hard you could almost see a couple right between their bo--
>NO!
>DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
>YOU WERE DOING GOOD!
>GOOD!
>"We have the water draining right now, Nonny," Sunset said, wrapping a towel around her head. "You'll be able to use the tub in a second."

>>29102553
I started a green about her.
>Had her father be a gold digger but she was an "accident"
>Shipped her off and pays for her house and shit so he can keep raking in the rich old mares
>She was basically unloved and unwanted
>Her father tells her to stay away from other ponies because he doesn't want word about her getting out
>Which is why she became this shut in wreck
>Anon finds out about her after he takes a job posted in the paper for house cleaning
>Has a lot of sympathy for her because back on earth he was a NEET
>Starts socializing with her while he is there and slowly trying to open her up

I will probably never finish since writers block is a fucking bitch. Really hope someone does something with her.

>>29103840
"Dsnjd--"
>You cleared your throat
"Alright, that's f-fine," you said with your brightest, fakest smile. "I'll just go and put my bag in there. Since its filled with my clothes. And stuff."
>You hugged your duffle bag close to your chest
"Yes..."
>Twilight giggled softly, looking away from you as a blush made its way onto her cheeks
>...
>Start walking...
>Pick up your feet...
>Stop gawking and get moving!
>You took one step forward, then another, then another
>Soon, you were making your way toward the bathroom at a calm, steady place
>Sunset watched you with a smile on her face, while Twilight stood there blushing and looking cute like she usually did
>...
>Everything was fine...
>Everything was awesome...
>You're as cool as a cucumber...
>Remember to breathe...
>Breathe
>If you don't breath then you're going to get dizzy, fall over and pass out!
>Don't think about anything...
>Don't think about what they looked like under those towels
>Don't think about what the hell them standing out here means
>Don't get a boner
>DON'T GET A BONER DAMMIT!
>As you neared the bathroom, Twilight wrapped the towel that she had been trying her face off around her head
>When she lifted her arm her breasts jutted out
>The little fold in the towel that held the thing against her shifted slightly

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>>29103850
>You could feel your balls tighten
>Don'tthinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutitdon'tyoufuckingthinkaboutit!
>You picked up the pace, still smiling as best as you could
>Youwerealmosethere!
>Youwerealmostthere!
>Justalittlebitmore!
>You had just about made it when Twilight looked up at you with those pretty purple eyes of hers
>"A-Anon?"
>FUCK!
>Pausing mid step, you looked over at her
>At her face
>Not her dripping wet, nearly naked body
>Nope...
>You'd NEVER do something like that...
"Yes, Twi?" you asked, your voice a few octaves higher than you would have liked
>Twilight bit her lip, looking back down at her feet
"C-Could you come here for a s-second? Please?" she quietly asked, tracing a toe along the carpet
>You could FEEL Sunset's grin, but you ignored the bacon-haired girl, instead moving closer to Twilight
"D-Did you need something, Twi?" you asked
>Twilight nodded, looking up at you
>"A l-little closer?" she suggested, motioning even closer with a hand
>Swallowing, you did as she asked
>The two of you were now close
>Very close
>Not even five inches apart
>Three inches apart it you counted the space her boobs took up
>...
>Which you weren't because you weren't looking at them
>Nope...

>>29103856
>Not breaking eye contact, Twilight reached up and wrapped her arms around your neck
>You twitched, but didn’t shy away from her touch
>"...Anon?" she murmured, gently pulling you down toward her
"Sdjnk?" you babbled, before clearing your throat again. "I mean, yes?"
>Twi was shaking slightly, you noticed, from the temperature or nervousness you had no idea
>"Sunset told me that she k-kissed you on the cheek w-when the two of you were outside," Twi continued, her grip on you tightening. "I-Is that true?"
>She pressed herself against you, causing you to jump
"Well, u-um, yeah, but it w-was only on the cheek," you squeaked. "It wasn't that b-big of a dea--"
>...
>Wait...
>Sunset was right next to you
>Shewasrightbesideyou!
>Eyes widening, you looked over to Sunset, who was staring at the two of you in amusement
"I-I mean, it was a great kiss, an amazing k-kiss! The best kiss e-ever!" you squeaked, not wanting to offend your host. "But it wasn't-- I mean that it didn't-- See, what I'm trying to--"
>Twilight's arms untangled themselves from your neck
>The purple girl stepped away from you so that you were once again looking into each other's eyes
>...
>God was she fucking pretty...
>"W-Would it be a-alright if I k-kissed you on the c-cheek too?" she asked
>...
>...
>...
>Yes
"Y-Yes!" you blurted out.
>You cringed the moment the words left your mouth
>Sunset giggled
>Twilight, who looked like she was about to faint, perked up, a smile on her face

>>29103858
>"R-Really?" she asked, as if you wouldn't want one of the prettiest girls you've ever seen kissing you
>HAH!
>Hah you say!
"I-I mean, if you w-want," you shimmered
>A happy noise escaped Twi's mouth
>Before you could think about what the heck was going on, she grabbed you by the collar and pushed you toward her, her lips puckered
>Your lips puckered automatically, and you readied yourself for the kiss
>Your first kiss on the lips from a girl that wasn't related to you
>...
>If she was going to kiss you on the lips...
>She could just as well kiss you on the forehead, or the cheek like Sunset had...
>Or maybe--
>Twilight, looking as excited as you've ever seen her, yanked you with a little too much force
>This sent your face crashing towards hers
>You think she was aiming for your lips
>...
>But she missed
>...
>She missed badly
"Ow!"
>"Ow!"
>Before either of you could stop yourselves, your foreheads slammed together painfully
>The two of you immediately yelped, your heads jerking away from each other as stars exploded across your vision
>Ohmythisisfuckingbadtheworstthingthatcouldhavehappened!
>As this happened, the little fold keeping Twilight's towel against her body slipped
>You heard the girl yelp again as it began to fall downward
>Ohshit!
>Even though you were seeing stars and your vision was blurry you nonetheless were able to grab Twilight's towel and wrap it back around her body
>Twilight, meanwhile, threw her arms back around your neck so that you didn't accidentally fall over

>>29103861
>Your heads once again slammed together--with less force this time thankfully-- causing the two of you to groan
>Both of you stumbled, holding onto each other tightly for support
>You could feel Twilight's fingers digging into the back of your neck
>You were still holding up her towel and your ears were now ringing
>...
>7/10
>Would kiss again
"...Ow," you groaned, closing your eyes for a second so that the world would hopefully stop spinning for a moment so that you could process what just happened
>You took a deep breath
>Someone exhaled
>You exhaled
>Someone took a deep breath
>This happened for two or three times before you realized, though the dizziness and pain, that someone was breathing REALLY close to your mouth
>...
>You cracked open an eye to see Twilight
>The girl's forehead was still touching yours
>With every minute movement you could feel your nose sliding against hers
>Looking down you also noticed that her mouth was RIGHT THERE
>Right next to your mouth
>Your lips was practically touching...
>...
>Whoo...
>Opening both eyes, you blinked owlishly
"Twi, Twilight, are you alright?" you asked
>You exhaled as Twilight inhaled
“Twi?”
>Twilight whimpered in pain, rubbing your foreheads together
>"Owww..." she whined, her eyes scrunched up in pain
>She leaned into you
>"What the hay is wrong with me?"
>You wrapped your arms around her, covering her fully with the towel
"Are you alright?" you asked again. "Are you hurt? Do you need me to get you something?"
>Twilight sighed as you took in a breath

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>>29103868
>"...I think I'm alright," she muttered, breathing in as you breathed out. "But are you alright, Anon? I did hit you--"
>Suddenly, and for seemingly no reason, Twilight stiffened
>Both of her eyes shot open
>She looked into your eyes, then at your face, then finally down at your mouth
>She sucked in a lungful of air
>You exhaled
>Faster than you could see, Twilight's face exploded into a blush
>"OhmygoshI'maccidentlysharingabreathwithyouI'mSOSORRY!" she yelled, scrambling away from you. "OhhroseapplesIjustbreathrapedacoltI'mabadmareIneedottakeresponsibilityandhorsemarryhim!"
>She took two steps backward
>Her towel, no longer held by you, fell to the floor as she shimmered and babbled and blushed
>...
>...
>...
>Oh…
>Hell there boner, you dirty old well-to-do!
>Twilight looked down at her naked form
>With a yelp, she covered herself with her hands
>She looked back up at you, the towel on her head flopping down to the floor too
>"Anon!I'msosorry!" she shrieked, her head snapping left to right. "I'manawfulkisserandIshouldn'tbearoundstallionsandIGOTTAGOBYE!"
>Her still-wet hair flying every which way, Twilight, in nothing but her birthday suit, spun around and raced down the hall as fast as her feet could take her
>She made it to a room all the way down the hall, jumping through it and grabbing the door

SLAM!

>You jumped as the door was slammed shut with enough force that you could feel it all the way down the hall
>...
>...
>...
>Wat?
>You rubbed your noggin, looking over at Sunset
>The girl was standing there, looking toward the room that Twilight had just ran to with a dumbfounded expression and a blush on her face
>"Sharing a breath? I didn't think that she had it in her..." she muttered, putting her hands on her hips. "Good for her."

>>29103873
Alright, I'm done.

If I don't post before Christmas I hope you guys and gals have a good holiday.

>>29103876
How do you manage to write so much so quickly?

>>29103933
Guess he's motivated unlike us.

>>29103933
Years of continuous practice

>>29103743
I really want froot loops now.

>>29103642
Never heard of them, I looked at their story and it's pretty good.

But it seems that they haven't done anything since March so.....they're dead.

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>>29103809
I now want this.

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>>29103873
Holy shit this is too cute, LaP, too fucking cute.

Twilight's spaghetti dropping tendencies know no bounds. Also Sunset is a massive fucking tease.

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>>29103873
> sharing a breath is sexual in Horseland

>>29103295
>Reading green in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
....Well, I know what I'M spending my evening doing. I eagerly await a future where perfect voice synthesizers allow me to make Gilbert Gottfried say anything I want.

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>>29104119

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>Pony mares acting tribal to attract colts

>>29103845
Just write through it bitch!
That sounds like a decent premise, c'mon.

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>>29103564
>3d pone disgusting
>disgusting
I can understand not seeing them as for sexual, but disgusting?
I'm legit disappointed and mad because of this.

>>29104388
>just write it
FUCK I WISH I COULD!

Its like trying to climb a massive wall made of sand. Any progress you get is lost after a short time. You write a bit and hate what you just wrote then you delete it and start again over and over. It's hell.

>>29103809
>>29104121
yes, YES

this would seal the rgre into the story

>>29103876
Luv u bb <3

>>29103788
>>Please sleep with me forever
yes

>>29103768
>>You were about to pour a little milk in his cereal but froze
>>...
>>What if he didn't want milk with his cereal?
>>...
>>But who the hay DIDN'T eat cereal with milk?
>>No one with any sense ate DRY cereal!
>>...
>>But what if Anon did?
>>You didn't want to make him mad by just pouring it in without asking
>>You could ruin the whole breakfast for everyone because you just went and assumed something!
That's some impressively realistic thought processes right there. Not even being sarcastic, that's textbook anxiety disorder behaviour.

>>29103809
>>Anon's dad is from our earth
>Anon's dad is the Anonymous from these AiE stories and he passed on his name to his son
>Anon Sr. and Anon Jr.

>>29103876
<3 Merry christmas, LaP. Sincerely, thanks for posting in the thread.

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>>29104276

>>29103642
I just finished blood and friendship, it was dam good.

We need green on anon in gladiator combat.
The Minotaurs of the Pegasus would be the kind to have an arena

>>29103743
>Juice without pulp in it
You fuking pesant.

>>29103691
>>29103625
im not sure who Bombshell is but I like her already

>>29103271
Juggy said if he got trips he would fuck a horse and kill himself. Naturally he got the devils trips when he said that.

>>29103743
>Juice without pulp in it
dropped

>>29104994
>>29105232
It's like you like living in the stone age

>>29105079
why would a janitor delete that?
worse shit gets posted here all the time

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>>29105025
Bombshell a cute

>>29105232
>Juice with pulp in it
Apparently I post in the same thread as barbarians. I'll bet you drink skim milk too.

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Twilight Sparkle takes her shipping seriously. So seriously, in fact, that she has figured out every pony's mate for them, matched based upon personality and genetic factors.

Except for you. You don't really fit in anywhere. Poor alien!

>Amount of times Twilight was mentioned in just this thread: 29 times when excluding the amount of times it was said in LaP's green
>Amount of times any other member of the M6 were mentioned combined, including greens : 12

I want Twifags to leave RGRE.

>>29105546
Isn't that Cadance's thing?

>>29105546
That smile seems forced as fuck.

>>29105546
>Except for you. You don't really fit in anywhere. Poor alien!
most realistic outcome of human in equestria

>>29105611
Cadance doesn't try to force love.

>>29105635
>Multiple sapient races all over the entire world
>Don't fit in anywhere
Sure.

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>>29105490

>>29105678
>every pony's
Since 'everypony' wasn't used, she didn't factor in other races. Only ponies. He's still got a chance to give some sweet mino(s) some coconut milk.

>>29105728
or woo a qt griffon or dragon

>>29104395
I'm sorry, I just had to stick with the acronym. I don't really find them disgusting. But they're sort of neutral compared to the candy colored cartoon equinoids I love.

I'm continuing my devouring of green after my sabbatical where I thought I could fuck something other than horses.
I guess this FrostyBox guy somebody mentioned is pretty prolific.
Just Good Ol Girls is possibly my favorite green yet. Funny without being too silly, great characterization for everyone. I nearly died at basically every scene with bestpone partyhoers.

>>29105728
>Mino
>"You there! Sweet bull! See muscles, yes? Want protect? I protect. Is dangerous for bull, yes. You give coconut oil. Is for my влaгaлищe."

Okay, so as pormised, here's one of the somethings, a little different but I hope you Anons all enjoy, and Shukaku20 in particular... Special thanks to SSTH for ruler slapping my story into having 1000% better grammar than usual

"Alright alright, my turn, and it's a doozie!" you chirp as you watch the other ponies look towards you with rapt attention.
"So does anypony know about Christmas trees?"
>Some tilt their heads, "Well yeah, duh, it's almost Hearthswarming. Hearthswarming trees are everywhere."
>Ooh, you got just the response you wanted!
"Ah! We call them Hearthswarming trees during this time of year don't we?"
>"Just get on with the story already."
>You scrunch your muzzle at the interrupter.
"I'm getting to it! So we call christmas trees Hearthswarming trees, but does anypony know why?"
>You hear soft murmurs and see shrugged shoulders, illuminated by the roaring flame at the center of you all.
"Excellent!" You chirp, "Settle in fillies, I'm going to tell you all the story of the first Christmas tree..."
>You clear your throat and accidentally trigger a small hacking cough.
"Right, uh, okay, so this all took place a long long time ago, during the Pre-unification time. The lands were cold and barren. Conflict between the pony kinds couldn't be higher. Food was scarce and warmth even scarcer. Nopony could consider friendship, much less trust, between the kinds and so runners were needed. And of all the runners, there were two that were hailed as the greatest of them all. A hooman male whose name was lost to time and his beloved partner, Chrysanthemum, who legends say is the allmother of the timberwolves, but at the time she, much like he, was the only one known of her kind..."

>The wind whistles past your ears as you and Chryss make haste through the In-Between.
>Her paws punch through the thick layer of snow, kicking it back as she charges onward.

>>29105826
FROSTY!

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>>29105807
Or well, maybe it'd be my favorite except it's unfinished

>>29105826
>You lean in close and embrace her around the neck, feeling the firm but giving wooden flesh shift as she runs.
>You can feel her hum with pleasure as you bring yourself closer to her.
>"Cold are you?"
"Sh-shut up," you huff.
>She releases a growling chuckle, "We will be there before too long."
>You hum in confirmation, and rub the soft moss on her chest with an idle hand.
>It's a little cold to your touch, colder than usual anyway.
>Before you can ask her how she's feeling, if she's feeling too much Frost building up inside her, you see movement in the near distance.
>A darkness that moved around the hazy curtain of white that falls all around you both.
>You sit up, your fingers curl tightly around the handle of your sword.
"Chryss," you speak firmly, but only just loud enough for her to hear you.
>You cast a glance to Chrysanthemum's satchel, it seems to be full still, untouched.
>You can never be too careful if a unicorn is near.
>Chryss slows her pace, allowing her to raise her head and keep her eyes sharp.
>You see her left ear flicks, and you see her head turn immediately after.
>By the time you manage to even turn in her direction, she already has her fangs bared.
>You only barely catch sight of the pegasus mare before you are tackled off of Chryss.
>The mare only manages the lightest touch on your neck before she is ripped away from you by Chryss' powerful jaws.
>You jump to your feet and draw your blade, a flurry of white powder surrounding you from the sudden disturbance.
>Two more figures approach through the haze.
>Before they reach you, you catch a clearer sight of the ponies.
>Dressed in tatters and completely without armaments.
>You turn your blade to the flat and strike at the one approaching you from the back.
>She is felled in one hit and goes limp, face down into the snow.
>A shriek reaches your ears and you turn to find Chryss attempting to bite the struggling pony she has pinned under her paw, "You dare assault him?!" Chryss roars.

>>29105828
ANON!

>>29105834
"Chrysanth- uh!"
>The second blur took the opportunity to attack just then, preventing you from reeling Chryss back.
>The pegasus buries you into the snow with an aggressive strength.
>Snow covers your eyes, entering your mouth and lungs.
>A serious case of Frost?
>The pony growls in a deep baritone voice.
>A stallion?
>"Y-you killed her! I-I'll-!"
>No, not Frost then, or at least not completely, he's hysterical, and incredibly strong as a result.
>His hooves connect with your face.
>Once to your cheek.
>The next against your arm as you brought it up to protect your face further.
>Strong but unskilled, you manage to leverage a bash of your pommel to his head.
>You didn't hear a crack
>You put just enough strength behind the strike to drive your weapon, its weight did most of the work.
>He falls against you unconscious or stunned at least.
>You scramble to throw him off of you and get back to your feet.
"Chryss!"
>The crimsoning snow surrounding her front paws tells you that you are too late before you can even utter another word.
>She stands there, muzzle dripping and visible buffs of breath escaping her nostrils.
>You walk closer, she remains as still as a statue as you approach.
>Oh no, her eyes are so cloudy.
>You reach out and touch her neck.
>In a blur of motion, you are pinned to the cold ground with a sharp set of fangs hovering just inches above your face.
>Her breath smells of iron and freshly cut grass.
"Chry-"
>She strikes, the Frost must be deeper than you thought.
>You wedge your leather bracer into her mouth, feeling her teeth beginning to sink into your flesh as the stiffened leather gives way.
>You throw your other arm around her neck and pull her down, rolling her and sitting your weight over her.
"Chrysanthemum! Stop!" you bark at her.
>She lets out a low growl.
>You thump a balled up hand down onto her head.
>Bracing yourself, expecting to feel her bite down, you are surprised to feel her relax instead.

>>29105830
Frosty does that a lot...get use to finding great stories that will never be finished.

>>29105846
>Her eyes are less cloudy.
>The rich amber is beginning to shine through.
>She pushes you away somewhat roughly and starts pacing away from you.
>She alternates between brief sprints in circles and burying her face in the snow, and shaking it around.
>Chryss lets out huffs and growls as she does this.
>You watch her do this for a while, glancing occasionally to the unconscious ponies slowly being covered by snow.
"Chryss..."
>"Shut up, just... just shut up," she responds weakly.
>She takes a mouthful of snow to try and wash the blood from her mouth.
>You note the small pool forming around your feet as it drips down from your elbow.
"We're almost there aren't we? C'mon Chryss, you can warm up there."
>You walk over and place a hand on her back; she turns her head to look you in the eyes with a confused expression.
>"It's not... I don't know what's wrong, I don't feel the Frost gripping me as tightly."
>She shakes her head once more, shaking her body in the process and tossing one apple out of her satchel.
>It lands in the snow with a faint puff, near the ponies.
>You hear them groan and start to raise out of the snow.
>Wordlessly you slip a foot into the rest Chryss makes for you from her own bark so you can get a leg over and straddle her back.
>"Mnnn, huh? Apple!" you hear from behind as you both take off towards the village you were hired to run food to.
>Looking back over your shoulder you watch as the stallion and mare pegasus that Chryss didn't deal with fight over the meager scrap of food.
>They roll and tumble in the snow, yanking each other's tails and manes.
>The Frost has embedded itself deeply into them, they don't even realize their companion has fallen.
>But such is life for those in The In-Between...

>Your audience is enraptured by your tale, this sends a nice warm feeling into your chest that burns hotter than the fire keeping your hooves warm.

>>29105846
Suck it, >>29105828
I am a different Anon, I STOLE THE FUN! PETTY VICTORY IS MINE!

>>29105859
"She was right, it was not the touch of Frost that was wreaking havoc with her mind and body, but rather-"
>"Wait wait, Frost?"
"Yes, the blizzard made by windigos is magical in nature, not only does it chill the body, but the heart as well. They called this affliction Frost back before they knew it was the windigo's doing. It makes those afflicted by it cold to others, and aggressive, and the symptoms only become worse with more exposure."
>"Could that be why you are so cranky on cold mornings?"
>You scrunch your muzzle as the group giggles.
"I am cranky on ALL mornings thank you very much..." You clear your throat and give everypony a moment to settle down, "Now as I was saying, Chrysanthemum was not touched by Frost but rather, by pups."
>You hear some of the colts gasp.
>"Y-you mean?" A timid voice asks.
"Yes, they were with pups. Or well... so the legends say. But it was not a joyous occasion. She was becoming more aggressive; her pregnancy had made her more susceptible to the Frost. Even behind the thickest doors and sturdiest walls she was becoming colder and colder. The anonymous hooman became increasingly concerned for the life of his unborn pups and his partner."
>"Oh I can imagine, the poor dear..." You hear some stallions whisper to themselves.
"He became desperate for a solution..."

>Snow crunches under your boot.
>Your breaths are slow trying to keep your ears as sharp as they can be against the faint whipping of the icy winds.
>Visible puffs of breath obscure your vision, already limited by the thick hood over your head.
>You turn, letting out another puff.
>As it begins to fade you see something moving in the distance.
>That's her.
>It has to be!
>You tear off after the shape, hoping it's not a vision brought about by Frost.
>As you near you become more certain that it is her, her ears flick and she turns back to look over her shoulder.
>She lets out a yip and begins tearing away on all fours.
"Patch! Stop!" you shout after her.

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>>29105826
>Frosty

>>29105861
You know, I was kind of curious about the exclamation point, but I suppose it means nothing to say that after the fact

>>29105870
>Anon

>>29105869
>"Ruff off you lanky bastard, I've no business with you!"
>She makes a point to kick a plume of snow into your face.
>You have to slow and wipe your eyes free of snow, by the time your vision is cleared you can spot no sign of her.
>The snow is falling so quickly her prints would take too long to follow.
"No..." you growl softly.
>It took weeks to track her down.
>Chryss is getting worse by the day.
"PATCH! PLEASE!" you bark out into the open skies.
>She has to be close enough to hear you still, the winds aren't that strong yet.
>Your lungs ache, taking in cold wind too quickly and shouting like you have.
>But this may be your soonest chance.
"I-I can put in a good word, you know of me, you know how much weight I have!"
>Your voice echoes into soft howls and get nothing more in response.
"Please..." you whimper, feeling your chest become heavy.
>A faint shifting of snow tickles your ears.
>A small mound breaks apart to reveal the head of the dog you were looking for.
>"What does the plant bitch's plaything want with me?"
>You chuckle softly, out of relief and the notion that knowledge of her condition hasn't spread far, she is still feared as the runner she is-
>She was...
"Patch, word is you have connections everywhere..."

"And a solution he found, or well, he was informed of. He heard word of a haven, secluded far far away, deep into the In-Between. A place that is free of the blizzards, a place that can cure Frost. It sounded too good to be true, but the hooman knew he had no other choice and so together, they set out with little more than a map and whatever supplies their reputation would afford them."
>"Well?" one pony speaks up.
>You smack your lips and hold up a hoof to signal a request for ‘one moment’.

>>29105884
>The hot cocoa passes your lips, its rich chocolatey flavor tickles your tongue and the warmth settles right in your gut.
>You hum with pleasure.
"Okay, so, where was I?" You ask.
>"They set out, for the haven."
>You wanna do a little wiggle, pleased at how closely everypony's listening.
"Ahhh right. It was a long and arduous journey. Chrysanthemum mustered up all the strength she could and the hooman supported her when her strength faltered. They searched for days, stopping only for Chrysanthemum's sake upon the hooman's insistence usually, and sometimes not even stopping."
>"Wait what?" somepony asked quirking a brow your way.
>You chuckle.
"I hear the hooman carried her to let her catch her breath as they traveled."
>A couple of "Awws" and snickers come from your audience, along with a "Well I'D never let my stallion carry me" which was swiftly rebutted with a "Yeah, lemme know when you get one first."
>You roll your eyes as the "ohhhhh"s loop around, all aimed at the flustered mare.
"Okay okay, So, they searched and searched and... just when they were about to lose hope, when the last spot of food had been eaten..."
>All eyes are intently on you.

>Must...
>Keep...
>Going...
>Your legs have gone past the point of burning.
>Thick layers and coats are as good as sackcloth with this much exposure.
>Each breath is more ragged than the last.
>Your stomach has long since shriveled up.
>Skin is dry and cracked.
>And yet, nothing aches.
>Physically.
>Your only pain is the sting of worry.
>Chrysanthemum just barely clings to life.
>You forced the last bit of food you had down Chryss' mouth a day and a half ago.
>Literally.
>She spat it back up out of Frost driven spite and you had to force her to keep it down.
>You can feel your nerves thinning.
>Hateful thoughts linger at the edge of your mind when you look at her.
>Even more spring up when you shoulder her and drag her tired pathetic body along.
>And for what?
>The word of a diamond dog?

>>29105904
>Words that are usually only as good as the shine of the gems you can offer them.
>That frigid bitch, only told you what you wanted to hear to get her mangy paws on-
>"Mmnn..." Chryss stirs, letting out a shuddered breath against your ear.
>A shiver runs down your spine.
>And a warmth rises in your chest.
>You take another step; your boot meets a tall rock that is covered by snow.
>Your weakly held balance falters.
>Your body cannot support the sudden shift and your knees meet the cold wet ground.
"Argh!" you growl, feeling a very faint and dull throb travel up your legs.
>Chryss...
>If you could speak, you'd tell her you were sorry.
>That you love her.
>That you will join her shortly.
>With the last bits of strength you can muster, you fall forward, rolling her limp body onto the cold snow.
>You should have just left her out in this damned tundra.
>Her womb is only full of mouths you couldn't possibly hope to feed.
>She's noth-
>You sit up, looking over her weak and trembling form.
>Your arms curl under her cold body and drag her up from the snow.
>With only willpower commanding your muscles, you manage to hoist her up into your lap and rest her against you.
>Your arms wrap around her tightly, feeling her shake against you.
>The other half of your heart.
>Carrying with all the power she can muster your love.
>You let your head droop into the stiff but still giving petals around her neck.
>"I love you."
>How you wish you could speak the words.
>But you're spent.
>Everything you could give to keep her warm for just a little while longer.
>You open your eyes and gaze out into the white haze.
>It's the same as it's always been.
>It's...
>Twinkling?
>Is that... twinkling?

>>29105912
"They say it's unlike anything in the world. The greenest grass with the sweetest smelling air. A small community of all kinds, living together in harmony around a massive trunk. Towering over them all, protecting them from the cold and even piercing into the windigo's icy clouds, stood the tallest tree."
>"A tree? how is a massive tree supposed to do anything?"
"It's needles were full of life and giving enough that they could be made into cloth, it's bark burned the hottest, and it bore the most delicious fruit. It's said that the fruits could grow to be so big that somepony could live in one if it was hollowed out, and that they shined so brightly they were like multicolored moons and stars, illuminating the shadowy "sky" that hung over this village."
>The questioning mare closes her mouth, opens it again with a slightly raised hoof only to be pulled back down by a stallion next to her, "Shh, I wanna hear the rest," you hear him whisper to her, finally settling the mare down.
"With only hope to guide him, the hooman reached the outskirts of this settlement. There they were greeted warmly by ponies of all races, minos, diamond dogs, and gryphons alike. The pair were quickly brought in and cared for, it was like a dream for the two weary runners, that is until they were given a meal..."

>You cough violently into the nearby basket, getting the last bit of bile out with a follow up hacking spit.
>The sounds of reaching reaches your ears, sending you into another fit of vomiting.
"Chrysan-" you are cut off by another wave of sickness that wrings your stomach further.
>Your throat burns as the sick leaves you.
>Weary and worried you try to rise to weak limbs.
"Chryss!"
>Only to fall to your knees and almost land face first into your own sick.
>You can hear her vomiting still, in the next room.
>Light hoofsteps also reach your ears.
>Ones that you somehow already know to associate with the first face you saw here.

>>29105924
>You raise your head and glare at the pompously dressed stallion standing before you.
"Saint Nicker... what have you done to us!" You bark, fighting back the wave of nausea that rises up in you.
>The bearded stallion looks at you as warmly as he had when you were dying out in the snow, not even the slightest bit of negativity or fear can you see in his bright eyes, "I am curing you, you, both of you, are touched so deeply by the Frost. We must purge it from your systems if you are to stay here with us..."

"And so began the integration process. The hooman had not been afflicted quite as deeply and was soon able to tolerate the treatment, even acquiring some of his former strength back. His beloved, Chrysanthemum, was not so fortunate. Her recovery was very slow, if she were recovering at all. She was still bitter and aggressive, her strength would not come, and her body still rejected the treatment every now and again. Her beloved, the hooman, was trying to acclimate to this new way of living, one that stems from kindness and friendship rather than bitterness and cruelty like he had been so accustomed but the condition of the mother of his pups wore on him as each day passed..."

>You slam an open palm into the wall, sending a powerful thud rumbling through the room.
>Corralled in by your sudden reaction is Saint Nicker, his face is still just as calm as always.
>Makes it difficult to be angry with him, but not impossible.
"She's not getting better Saint."
>"Why that's not true, she was out by the swings just the other da-"
>Your eyes narrow and your jaw aches as you grit your teeth.
"You know what I mean Saint Nicker. Everyday I can feel myself getting stronger while she remains the same. You said you were purging this stuff out of us, out of her."
>He lets your angry growl linger in the air, with more silence that passes the calmer you feel, and the more foolish, for lashing out at someone who has shown you nothing but kindness.

>>29105936
>You let out a weak sigh.
"I-I'm sorry, It's just..."
>You release your stinging hand from the wall and take a step back from the portly stallion.
>And for once, you see the twinkle in his eyes dull.
>He lowers his head slightly, "I know. You are right brother; she is not improving like I had hoped. Something about her is different, the Frost is settled deep in her and nothing we've done has been able to properly drive it out."
>Seeing worry on his face only cements your fears in your chest.
>He raises his head, looking up at you with such soothing eyes, peeking at you through his silvery mane, "I can think of only one thing that might cure her..."

>"At the top?"
"That's right, legends say that at the very top of this tree is a pointed fruit that shines brighter than any star in the night sky. One that is said to cure anything, a fitting reward for the effort needed to get there for you see, the branches are too numerous and the bark and needles too rough on the wings to just fly up through and the frigid skies too harsh to ascend that way as well. The only way to get to the top was to climb-"
>You take another sip of your hot cocoa while the audience whispers to themselves, quieting down when you're ready to continue.
"-and climb he did. Driven by the desperation for the cure he ascended the tree moments after hearing about a potential cure, all kinds gathered around at the spectacle, awaiting for his inevitable fall, and he did fall, but thankfully managed to snag a few branches on the way down..."

>You scramble and reach out for something, anything.
>After a few more strikes to your back and chest, each knocking more wind out of your chest, you finally manage to linger to a branch long enough to take hold.
>The bark is rough like taking a handful of firm sand, good for assisting your grip but painful as it grates against your bare flesh.