RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>29090076
First for bacon horse waifu

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>>29083807
>I want to pull a shutin mare in need of a haircut out into the sun for some fun.
Ok, I really want to read something like this.

>>29089079
Roasting marshmallows is slang for anal because it involves shoving a stick into the thing and getting it all hot and melty.

RGRE NEVER DIES! I however am going to sleep. Goodnight folks and merry Christmas.

>>29090209
How does RGRE christmas work
Do they still leave offerings for Satan Claws in the hopes that he will bestow gifts upon them?
Ponies completely misinterpreting human customs is fun.
>When Anon initially arrives in Equestria they think he is either Satan Claws or a relative of him.
>Because of this they all make extra sure to be on their best behavior.
Maybe under all those clothes you cant tell Santa's a he.
Either way would you risk pissing off Father Christmas?
The dude who can break into any building without being seen and leave behind objects of his choosing?
Not only that, but he can break into more buildings than there are seconds in the one day he decides to break into them.
The guy who can leave you a stocking full of highly flammable coal above your fireplace?
"Look here you little shit, I can burn your house down with you inside and make it look like an accident." - subtext
Just imagine what would happen if you hurt someone he cared about.
Swap the genders for pony view on it?

>Christmas
>Ponies learn about Christmas and celebrate along with their new friend.
>Leaving offerings of food for Satan Claws.
>Build a shrine out of a freshly felled tree.
>Those that please Satan recieve gifts.

Also:
Also we should write more like that thing from a few days where the ponies nailed their gods to sticks to get the Easter bunny to give them chocolate.
Valentines day: This little bastard of a baby will try to shoot you with an arrow, best to stay home and avoid contact with others

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>"Who did this to you, Anon?"
"Did what?"
>Why was she so upset, this was getting lewd, now she's mad
>"This! What happened to your dick?"
>She points at it
"What happened?"
>"Someone went at it and cut it up! How did you not notice?"
"Oh that? Yeah that happened when I was a baby."
>"Why would they do that to you?"
"I dunno. They used it to make women's make-up. In my opinion it was a hilarious light hearted prank."
>"That's... I feel sick."
"Why do you care so much, waifu?"
>"Does it happen to other males in your world?"
"Not in Europe, but I'm an American, happens all the time in America."
>Waifu just kind of stares off in the distance
"Why do you care so much?"
>"I care about you, and someone hurt you and you don't even care."
>You pull your waifu over to you, pressing your face into her's
"I could get as mad as I wanted, nothing's bringing it back, and no one would care. So why fret?"
>Waifu returned your embrace
>"How bad is it in your world?"
"It's pretty shitty, but I'm more interested in booping that cute snoot of yours." you press a finger to your waifu's nose and she instantly forgets

>>29090327
> RGRE Christmas
Canonically, that's hearth's warming day, which iirc, doesn't have a central, gift giving, moral judge figure.

However, EQG universe could have normal Christmas, with Sunset getting turned on by the idea of a silver fox of a man visiting in the night, rewarding her for good behavior.

>>29090430
> Ponies are familiar enough with monkey dicks that they recognize that a penis from an unknown subspecies has been cut, despite the lack of scar tissue
> Also, they immediately assume it's terrible and has no valid reasoning
Seems pretty unlikely anon. Please stop forcing circumcision drama.

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>>29090452
>normal Christmas, with Sunset getting turned on by the idea of a silver fox of a man visiting in the night, rewarding her for good behavior.
>normal

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>>29090465
lmua 2bh famm

>>29090484
> Normal
As in, the same Christmas we have here.
She's just misunderstanding what Santa actually does.

>>29090430
>I could get as mad as I wanted, nothing's bringing it back
Never thought of it that way... I'm a little more at peace with ny cut dick now.

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>>29090490
I suppose it makes sense, especially since in RGRE it would be an equivalent of a gilf pic very related coming to give you a reward for being a good buy

>>29090327
Never change Durnk.

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>>29090509
>for being a good buy
I meant to write good boy, but it gave me an idea of Anon landing in an ancient Equestria and being sold away as an exotic slave. The stuck up noble mare would expect him to be skilled in various arts like singing, dancing and poetry. But all she got is a disappointment and massive headache from all the complaints about his living conditions.
Pic unrelated

>>29090180
No, it's slang for how the male's sperm leaks out and it looks like melted marshmallows.

>>29090452
Hearthswarming is still not christmas.
It's only like christmas.
So the ponies get to learn about Christmas from a limited information chokepoint and make assumptions.
>Twilight sparkle finds some old kids christmas books in Anon's garage
>Decides to get the townsponies to try this human celebration out.
>The books don't quite explain everything in full detail, so the ponies fill in the gaps.
>They know that there may be some things they'll get wrong, so they ask for help from someone who will know the answers.
>They decide to bring Father Christmas to Equestria to help out.
>Twilight actually ends up summoning Satan.
>He hangs out and joins in on the festivites.

>>29090534
>Ancient Equestria
>It's extremely similar to regular Equestria but with ancient time flavor
>Signs in ye olde inglish
>Some ponies are in olden times outfits
>The ponies all have pretty much the same names and personalities
>The noblemare is Twilight's Mom

>>29090327
>"Look here you little shit, I can burn your house down with you inside and make it look like an accident." - subtext
When you think about it, Santa is really terrifying. He knows when you're sleeping, he knows if you've been bad or good, and the song ends with parents BEGGING their child to be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E Greatest RGRE love song?

>>29090465
>what are big ugly scars and discoloration

>>29090430
They'd probably see circumcision the same way we see fgm.

>coddlingintensifies.gif

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>>29088453
>http://pastebin.com/Qdq5pWVq

>After lunch, next day. Anon looked around his decrepit apartment one last time before he left. It wasn’t dirty, but God was it depressing. An old sofa you stole from the back of some kind of bizarre furniture and ink pen store, some crates, an old mattress on top of some more crates, and in the living room in front of the couch one large crate turned on its side with a black piece of paper. He didn’t bother locking the door.
>Anon found himself in an oddly seedy side of town. He checked the address on the card one more time, but it matched. The large “Photo Finish Casting Studio” was a pretty big giveaway. He entered the reception area. An attractive almost Asian looking mare looked up from her magazine.
>”You here for the afternoon audition?”
“Uh, yes mam.”
>”Ooh, polite. PF is gonna love you. They’re still cleaning up from the morning shoot. Should be ready in a few. Make yourself comfortable, we got magazines on the table.”
>You thanked the mare and walked across to the row of chairs. The small table had stacks of magazines on them. You start to leaf through them. Hah, looks like ponies have fashion mags too. They sure do love socks and saddles. Wait…
“Huh? Playfilly? Rustler?”
>Before you can lead through the magazines the receptionist calls out.
>“Mister Anon, Miss Finish is ready for your casting interview. You can go down the hall to her office. Can’t miss it, large glass window with the ponitian blinds.”
>These horse puns were gonna be the re-death of you. You thank the pony and head through the door. The large glass window did in fact run the entire length of her office, white venetian blinds on the window and door blocking the view inside. You turn the handle and walk inside.

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>>29090430
>“Because you won’t. Neither of you will, after all of this time. So I’m crying for you both.”

>>29090637
>"First qvestion. Do you haff any inhibitions about haffing sex wiss ponies and non-pony creatures?"
"No."
>"Goot. Do you haff any inhibitions about haffing sex wiss non-sapient creatures?"
"....depends."
>"Ve'll put zat down as a 'maybe'. Vorry not, I will introduce you to zee timbervolfs last."

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>>29090637
>”Ah, Mister Anonymous, so good of you to make it. I’d like you to know ve vill be filming your interview for future reference. Please have a seat so ve can begin.”
>The blue photo pony motions to the black leather looking couch. You take a seat, finding it surprisingly comfy. This thing may actually be real leather.
>”So Anon, may I call you Anon? Is this your first casting?”
>You nod.
>”Please answer aloud Anon. Your personality and reactions vill be taken into account regarding possible hiring. And please, relax. Zhis is a safe, private space. Ve yourself.”
“Um, yes Miss Finish. This is my first time being interviewed for this kind of thing. Never really considered being a model, but it’s been kind of hard finding good work since I got here.”
>The small fashionable blue photo pony grins. Apparently she does like manners.
>”Vell Anon, let us begin with, ze magicks! So, how old were you vhen you lost your virginity?”
“Uh, umm, 18?” you answer, worried about incriminating yourself.
>Photo horse smiles a knowing smile.
>”Ov course, ov course. Soooo…”
>She takes off her glasses, showing you her deep magenta eyes, a Cheshire smile forming on her lips.
>“Vhat iz ze dirtiest thing you’ve ever done?”
>The questions continued in this manner for awhile, the mare drinking in your answers like a fine wine. You had gotten a little more comfortable, laughed at her jokes, all the while not noticing her getting closer and closer. Finally, the blue mare sat down on the couch beside you and put her hoof on your leg. She lightly and slowly rubbed it up and down your thigh as she asked the question she wanted to ask since she met you at the bar last night.
>”How bad do you van’t this modelling job?”

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Hey now!

>>29090675
YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR

>>29090708
GET YOUR GAME ON!

>>29090717
GO PLAY!

>>29090708
>>29090717
>>29090739
Pointless shitposts are pointless.

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>>29090619
>laid off from average-paying job
>go to job centre plus
>get job back for dole pittance
>same workload, minimum legal pay
What else about your life would break your waifu's heart?

>>29090647
>Black leather couch
Oh boy.

>>29090752
Just having fun before ze magics start.

>>29090768
>Get a job with a temp agency
>No comfy desk jobs
>Get put onto a fishing boat in Bering Sea
>Cold af
>Work 16hr days for about a month
>Get paystub
>$1063
>It's legal because Alaska has fucked laws on fishing

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>>29090647
>This thing may actually be real leather.
How would herbivores get it, let alone allow it?

>>29090647
>18
Hard to believe anon.

>>29090465
>despite the lack of scar tissue
>>>>>>

>>29090936
Nigga, we ain't basing it off of when you got laid here.

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I want to fondle Princess Celestia's twin suns.

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>>29090961
We are talking about horned up RGRE mares in a world where stallions don't put out. Pretty sure ponies like Twilight and AJ have become very "familiar" with the penises of other species. Maybe even ones they live with. Ones that can talk but know when to keep their big dragon lips shut.

And wasn't there a part in Dash's pet song where she and Fluttershy said her pet had to have the hugest awesomest cock?

>>29090987
Or scar tissue is simply easy to identify.

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>>29090990
I'm not talking about scar tissue. Replied to the wrong person, meant the guy you replied to. I'm talking about thirsty mares eagerly getting their pet to rut their brains out then lovingly licking their cocks clean afterwards.

I love RGRE stories where mares can actually win Anon's heart.
Without Anon being an asshole, clueless idiot, or simply having a "I'm not a horsefucker, no sir" cliché attidute.

I'd really like to see a RGRE story where Anon is in a happy relationship with a mare, or mares from the very beginning of it.

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>>29091053
That sounds nice.

>>29091053
>RGRE
>Be Anon in reversequestria
>EVERYTHING is reversed
>even vaginas
>they are upside down
>tails are attached upside-down too - they still hang down though
>and anuses.
>and everyone travels by moonwalking
>but in reverse
>so it's just regular walking
>the moon rises and sets before the sun does
>carriages roll faster in reverse than forward
>light refracts off surfaces rather than reflecting.
>ponies who rewind VHS tapes are considered pariahs and outcast form Blockbuster

>>29091084
that didnt even have anything to do with his post

>>29091070
>"Mwah, mwah, mwah!"

I liked that one prompt where jockey Anon gets to Equestria with his horse, who is now a pony
>"He did WHAT?!"
>>"Yeah! Master used to ride me for miles!"
>"Daaamn, mare. You are so lucky to have a colt who lasts that long."
"I'm standing RIGHT HERE."

>>29091122
Horse used to piss on itself and roll in shit.

>>29091129
what
what is with this random statement

>>29091129
>who is now a pony
>horse piss
Kill yourself.
>>29091122
Please gave us some green.

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>>29091111
No, and neither do your quads. Still they look nice

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>>29091122
Now that's interesting. Someone should get on that.

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>>29091149
Rogan was writing something like that with Anna and Crusader Anon. I'd rather read that new one he was writing with soldier Anon and Nightmare Moon.

>>29090430
>>29090619

>circumcision in RGRE is the equivalent to female genital mutilation in Africa in real life.
>ponies assume Anon comes from some third world shithole because of this.

>>29091236
Well... if the shoe fits.

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>>29091240

>Anon doesn't really think anything of it.
>It's not like he remembers it happening back when he was a baby.
>Twilight worries that the circumcision has affected her husbando's fertility.
>How will she have that large family she's always dreamed of?!

>>29090430
>When you use your writefag powers to bring circumcision drama to /mlp/

>>29091260
Learn some birth control you crazy magical horse woman!

That being said; what if we had Anon writing a science journal he makes for himself and all of humanitySo just him to know of the mating habits of the herd he lives in since it contains all strains of the fabled pony race. From bird fluff, to horse fluff, to magical fluff and even the rarest of fluff, Alicorn fluff.

What they do for sharing their love, concern, and general playfulness with Anon letting him know he is cared for and wanted?

Can we not.

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>>29090647
>Realization hits you like a ton of bricks as you look around her office. Large couch, video camera, stack of towels and wet naps, and a large desk with a person in a position of power over you. Not to mention the mare rubbing your leg after asking you a ton of sex questions. Oh my god this is your fetish. You put your hand over her hoof and look her in the eyes. In a sultry tone you whisper in her ear.
“I need it real bad Misses Finish, I’d do anything for this job…”
>She smiles and leans back on the arm of the couch, spreading her legs out wide.
>”Vhy don’t you show me how bad, colt…”
>It had been a while. Due to the circumstances that brought you here and the general PG nature of the world around you, you weren’t even sure pones were for sexual. All those doubts were put to rest as you watched Photo Finish softly hoof her wet puffy pony pussy. You could see her pink inner folds, her clit lightly winking in and out. Her hoof spread a creamy bead of her girly cum all around her pussy lips. You dive in, your head brushing her hoof out of the way as you tightly grip her flank. It’s small but perfect, your mouth easily circling her entire pussy mound. As your tongue violently attacked her clit, you realized something amazing; pony pussies tasted like candy. She tasted exactly like a sweet creamy orange dreamsicle. With renewed fervor you licked and prodded, hands firmly gripping the pones tight muscular ass so she couldn’t squirm away. You ate her like she was a melting ice cream cone, licking up every drip that tried to run down your hand.

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>>29091499
>”O-OH my. Za-ZAT iz quite ZOMETHING! WAIT-wait!”
>The pony pushes you away, and you let her. You’ve been forgetting to breath. Both gasping, shakily she gets up and reaches behind her desk to grab a handheld video camera. Nodding her head, she returns to her position on the couch. Shimmying to a more upright seating position so she’s above you looking down, she spreads her legs again. She’s a complete mess. You’d tried your best, but while she was up getting the camera her pussy had continued to wink and cream.
>”Zere. No zense not getting good footage of such a spirited performance. Now, vhy don’t you continue showing me how much you vant zhis job my little colt…”
>She motions for you to continue while she films from PPOV (pony point of view.) You oblige her. You stare up into the camera as you attempt to slurp her constantly winking clit. Smiling at the pony behind the lens, you begin to rub her clit with your hand. Its quickly soaked in her creamy mare cum, you fight the urge to lick them clean. Praying cartoon horse anatomy is close enough to fuck (and it is if that perfect pink pony pussy is any indication) you begin to work your middle finger into her.

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>>29091507
>PPOV (pony point of view.

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>>29090936

Its supposed to be hard to believe. For reasons involving the kinds of girls who end up on these couches.

>>29090850

Saddlebags are canon Anon. Fluttershy and AJ both have a ready supply of leather... I'm just saiyan.

>>29091210
They end up fucking the evil out of each other because no one else is around.

>>29091507
Moar?

Cheese Sandwich is endearing, Pinkie Pie is childish.

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>>29091521
P P O V!

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>>29090982
>You tell her that you love her godess sized booty
>Like, a lot.

>>29090430
>when I was a baby

Lucky you. I was like eight.

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It's said that drinking stallion cum provides health benefits.

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>>29090982
I'd like to give that lovely mare many, many foals and colts.

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>>29091070
>>29091112
>In some odd turnabout, Rainbow is the one who embarrasses Anon with open affection in public.

>>29091776
She already has a whole kingdom full.

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>>29091777
That'd be a change.

>>29091777
EEEEEEeeeeeee....yay.

>>29091776
She's YUGE

>>29091084
Durnk, that you?

>>29091777
I like this

>Getting away with PDA is Marely
>It's essentially saying, "See this guy? He's Mine."

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>>29090982
>Call me Skywalker cuz I wake up to two suns every day.

>>29091940
what does PDA stand for? public discrimination act? public dick acts?

>>29091957
Public Display(s) of Affection is the traditional meaning.

>>29091345
>Learn some birth control you crazy magical horse woman!
why would you want this

>>29091680
>Pinkie Pie is childish

>If Pinkie Pie was married in RGRE, she'd be the pony equivalent of Homer Simpson
>Means well but just keeps fucking up in hilarious ways

>>29091946
Kek

>>29091969
That reminds of a Bombshell

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>>29092003
I miss her adorable ways.

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>>29092009
Last I heard she had sailed away on a pirate ship with Anon, Bon Bon, and Lyra. They were never heard from again.

>>29092053
>They're all laying on a beach somewhere, sipping rum
>Bombshell is busy drawing a map to their buried treasure

>>29091966
well i learned something today.

>>29091499
>you realized something amazing; pony pussies tasted like candy. She tasted exactly like a sweet creamy orange dreamsicle.

I just had a thought about this... Ponies are used to sex juices tasting like different food, and generally being really fucking delicious. Then how would they then react to finding out what human dick/pussy tastes like?
Would they hate it? Or be shocked to find that a human doesnt taste like his dick was made in Willy Wonkas candy factory?

>Aaaaaw yeah about to get blown by a fucking princess of love! And her cuck of a husband is jerking off in the corner like a sad sprinkler system!
>Fuckin' Shining deserves it, after all the "bomb ass this, bomb ass that". So annoying.
>Cadences lips kiss the head of Big Buddy Anon, who rewards her with a dollop of pre.
>She quickly licks it up and-
>Wait why is she recoiling and gagging?

>>29090163
Thats not Rgre related please end your life and never post again in that order.

>>29090327
Also not Rgre related.

>>29092257
dont horses love salt

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>>29090163
I would like this.

Some total NEET mare that has trouble even looking in a stallions direction getting forced into interacting with her new human neighbor because he keeps coming over to visit and pulling her outside to 'get some fresh air.'

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>>29092298
A salt mine would be really profitable.

>>29092298
>ponies love salt
>you sweat salt and cum includes large amounts of salt
>ponies with low self control wont stop sucking anon when hes finished
my boner cannot handle it.

>>29090430
>"Anon, why would you let someone cut your penis up?"
"Well, considering I was born that same hour, I wasn't really able to give consent."
>"Thats horrible."
"Why?"
>"Because now you can't feel anything down there!"
"I assure you I can feel quite a bit."
>"How can you even orgasm? It must feel like stone."
"I've been masturbating for most of my life and have never had a problem with feeling pleasure or climaxing. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either retarded, a pussy, or only claims it's a problem because they read someone else claim that it could be despite never having had an issue with it before."
>"But what's the use?"
"I don't fucking know. I don't really care either. I can still feel all the pleasure I want and i don't need to worry about giving it it's own special cleaning. Shits pretty cash."
>"Well when you put it like that, it sounds completely harmless if not practical."

>>29092314
thanks for getting defensive and inserting yourself senpai

>>29092314
Helps prevent medical issues as well.(Since you can't really mess up cleaning it, nowhere for anything bad to hide.)

>>29092314
>>29092323
I still can't believe there's still people in western civilization that believe it's better to simply chop pieces of your body off rather than spend half a minute cleaning it in the shower.

>>29092311
>>29092312

The pretzel industry must make a lot of money in Equestria.

>>29092330
America is the only part of Western civilization that matters, so get fucked.

>>29092298
>>29092312
some might, but if you are used to having your cum taste like sugary watermelon, it'd be pretty weird.
Not to mention that Anon probably doesnt have a very good diet, possibly making his load a bit bitter.

>>29092314
Couldn't help yourself?

>>29092330
>complaining about peoples hygiene on a south african cricket board

>>29092339
I'm an American.

Thank goodness the practice of circumcision is slowly dying off. In 50 years, if it hasn't already been outlawed, I bet less than 25% of people will be practicing it.

>>29092347
>complaining about peoples foreskin on an egyptian hieroglyphs tablet etching

>>29092321
And the original post gets a free pass why?

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>>29092340
>Anon lives in horse land
>Only easily accessible meat is fish, fruits and vegetables are the norm, some pasta and sweet stuff available
>Your cum will either be slightly sweet from all the fruit or almost completely tasteless from all the healthy eating.
Its like some Anon's don't even control their diet to flavor their cum.

>>29092330
Yeah but you fuckers don't clean it though.

>>29092384
He didn't start preaching about it and get all defensive.
Also made it humorous and silly.

>>29092330
I still can't believe people can post their opinions on this issue without having their eyeballs gouged out with a fork, but I guess we can't all get what we want.

Still, you don't see me going into your shitty threads and posting about the merits of eye forking, even though I'm sure I could go on for hours and hours about it.

>>29092389
I don't live in Saudi Arabia, Anon.

Just because you're a dirty fucker doesn't mean everyone else is, stop projecting.

>>29092360
There is 0 benefit to NOT circumcising.
>B-but MUH FEELINGS
America is the porn center of the world. Clearly there's no problem here with the "feeling".
>Y-you just have to take a minute to clean your dick! It's fine!
Sure, but what's that matter? Snip the skin when you're a baby and spend the rest of your life not having to worry about it.
>Well it's BARBARIC and no civilized people should do it!
No it isn't. That's the last ditch effort for you people and it always fails. Saying "IT'S BARBARIC" is the fastest way to kill your own argument. Come up with something better.

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>mfw circumcised
>think shit sucks and there's nothing you can do about it, so simply vow not to have any of my boys mutilated
>see other cutlets get so angry and upset at other people not circumcised
>tfw realize they feel insecure or angry that it was done on them so they lash out
I know it sucks friends, but there's no need to get so angry at guys still intact, unless they're being dicks about it. If anything you should be angry at the culture here that supports it and the doctors that try to force and trick people into having it done on their babies.

>>29091507
Oh god, please more. This is amazing.

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>>29092403

>>29092416
Cut Anon here.
I'm not upset about being cut because there's nothing to be upset about. What rustles my jimmies is when nocutfags and the more pussified cutfags start whining about how terrible circumcision is and how uncivilized it is. Get the fuck out of here with that. It isn't an issue until people try to make it one.

>>29092426
MAGA

>>29092312
>when you bust a nut and she's still sucking

>>29092433
It is terrible when performed on newborns. Cutting up infants and performing what is essentially cosmetic surgery on them is a disgusting practice that needs to go.

Circumcision is either done for religious reasons, or cosmetic. Kellogg was the weirdo that started the craze in the United States because he wanted to curb masturbation, and now the collagen in foreskin is a huge racket that makes a shitload of money for the cosmetic industry. Know what you're defending.

>>29092323
Shukaku, I love you, but quit being fucking retarded.

>You know what would probably lower the risk of getting toenail fungus? Removing the toenails at birth.

>>29092314
>I've never experienced anything bad, so bad things never ever happen

>>29092446
I suppose I should mention circumcision IS sometimes done for legit medical reasons, but nowhere near as frequently as some people here seem to think.
Most US doctors don't even know enough about the foreskin to tell if something's wrong with it or not at the time of birth. Or if they do they're being willfully deceitful, and that's even worse.

>>29092450
>Bad things might happen less than 1% of the time so we should stop it and protect the other ~99%

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>This entire thread thus far
Yeah seriously though, could we not?

>>29092403
It's also barbaric to let millions of literal barbarians into their countries, but they don't seem to have a problem with that.

>>29092416
Cutanon here. Shit sucks, but I can't do anything about it. It still blows me away that people are all "yeah just cut off part of a baby's dick, that's so hot". Not from a "oh I'm so mutilated look at me" self-righteous point of view, but a "why the fuck are you shaking a baby" point of view.

Why the fuck are you people talking about circumsion?

Fucking stop.

>>29092472
No, because they're too busy making a fuss about how some nasty evil doctor snipped a bit of some useless skin off when they were a baby. Of course that's more important than the millions of subhumans flooding the civilized parts of the world.

>>29092460
Not this Anon.

Also? Not performed with anesthetic.

>>29092446
>>29092472
>>29092476
Cancer. Human cancer.
Why don't you go bitch to people who don't already think you're retarded? Seriously.
Go be autistic fags somewhere else.

>>29092480
It's a hot topic and it was brought up, not very surprising.

>>29092463
>So hey it might help keep the baby's dick clean (despite the fact that the foreskin is literally fused with the head)
>Sure, fuck it, just jam a knife right up in there

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>>29092489
>gets outdone
>calls everyone cancer

>>29092485
How the fuck would you know? Unless they did it when you were like six.

>>29092495
It's not a "hot topic;" it's a topic that a handful of literally autistic idiots feel the need to troll other people with, and unfortunately, technology hasn't progressed to the point where we can murder them over the internet.

>>29092489
>Doesn't support genital mutilation
>"Cancer. Human cancer."
Fag.

>>29092498
Thanks for admitting you lost.

>>29092505
Because that's common practice. I'm not sure why they don't do it on newborns, maybe because using anesthetic on them would be too dangerous, or maybe because they don't give a shit since they won't remember it ten years later anyways.

>>29092505
So? Can I beat my children from ages 0 to 3 because they won't remember it? What the fuck kind of response to "they perform the surgery without anything to numb the pain" is "so what?"

>>29092509
....wait, what?

>>29092520
its EXTREME SHITPOSTING

>>29092524
Oh. Well fuck me, I got played.

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Yeah, yeah, circumcision is awful/awesome. Can we get back to the RGRE? If I wanted to watch idiots bicker about something completely unrelated to the topic, I'd go to /pol/.

>>29092542
It's hiatus.

But how about this
>>29090163
>>29092307

>>29092542
This is what happens when people withhold green. We need a continuous supply, otherwise things deteriorate quickly.

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I want to be her houseband.

>>29090465
This is me, correctly diagnosing cancer at the outset. No matter what side of the issue you are on, stop replying and the cancer will go into remission.

On topic: Anon does babysitting, cmc try to flirt with him while insisting they are old enough they don't need a babysitter.

>>29092307
I want to go to Cadance and ask her how to win Floor Bored's heart

>>29092520
Someone countered your argument. You couldn't think of a reply, so you shitposted and tried to devalue the other view point.

>>29092584
No, I don't think that was it at all.

>>29092584
I'll take responsibility for that. My bad, whichever Anon I shatpost against.

>>29092592
It wasn't.

>>29092330
> civilization
> something practiced by Jews, Muslims and Americans
Ha.

>>29092581
>Anon does babysitting, cmc try to flirt with him while insisting they are old enough they don't need a babysitter.

little foals getting infatuated with Anon is just adorable.

Their mothers arent very happy about it though, especially when some colts start to look up to him. They think he is a bad influence on them, giving them ideas about how they can do mare work just as well as mares.

>>29092581
This is not reversed gender roles related.

>>29092633
And now it is just barely related. Nice save with the last sentence there.

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>>29091777
>Be Anon and you are pissed off right now
>Day was going so well, you got your 3 S's done super on time today
>You got your favorite coffee from your favorite pone Ponka done just the way you like
>You were settling down to begin your construction work job
>Getting shit done and hammering away
>Then suddenly blue bird bitch shows up and is harrasing you non stop
>Every single time you try to move some lumber or hammer something shes rubbing up against you
>Swear to Christ this bitch must be half cat or something
>Not only that she is making weird chirping noises while she does it
>Would be cute if you weren't busy with dangerous Manly shit!
>Worst is everyone around you is looking at you two and blushing
>Like you two are doing the horizontal tango out in the open or some shit
>Oh fuck what if this was that in ponyland!
>You ain't going to let that slide
>Finish hammering the last nail in then you turn and grab Blue bitch by the throat
“Leave me the fuck alone or I'm going to fucking crucify you Skittles,” you growl as you wave her back and forth by the neck
>You hear her choke out something and being the curious fucker you are move her closer but keep your grip tighter than the one you have on your dick in the evening
“What did you just say,” you grumble to Skittles the rape horse
“H-harder you slut,” muttered Rainbow dyke with a big grin on her face.
>You punt that bitch to the next town,
>Unfortunately shoe is now covered in her fluids
>Feelsbadman.peg

>>29092640
Well babysitting is stereotypically a girl's job (because who would trust children with men, amirite?), so Anon being prime pickings for foalsitting is, at its core, in line with the RGRE theme.

>>29092646
>>Every single time you try to move some lumber or hammer something shes rubbing up against you
>>Swear to Christ this bitch must be half cat or something
>>Not only that she is making weird chirping noises while she does it
Adorable.

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How big are ponies?

I imagine a mare stands as tall as a man does when she's rearing up on her hind legs.

>>29092668
I'd say realistically, they're man-height when on her hind legs, like you said. Sometimes I prefer when they're about the size of a small dog (stomach/chest height on their hind legs), and stories that are 100% and 0% sexual almost always require cat-sized ponies.

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>>29092417
Working it. Remember, when you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse. Come eat this horse with me Anon.

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>>29092489
try using this to sooth that burn

>>29092668
About three feet at the average.

Crotch-height, I believe it's called.

>>29092507
Not without getting creative anyways.

>>29092547
Neet mare needs to smell muh dick to clean herself.

alright back to rgre.

>due to the equestian ambient magic known as a plot device anon goes into heat for about a day a year
>not being used to it he goes insane acting feral during the heat
>when outside of heat ponies are over sensitive to stop them from mating
>in comes anon, uber sex depraved and stronger then most, he sexes the over sensitive mares
>the next day the ponies that anon sexed are sore

>>29092803
How is this Rgre related?

>>29092818
oh yeah i forgot that part

>anon is treated like a child during the experiance and isnt prosecuted for rape

done.

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>>29091767
>I was like eight.
nigger WAT

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>>29091507

>”OH MEIN CELESTIA ITZ FULL OF STARZ!”
>The pone spasms and reels, but you hold her firmly down as you continue to pump your finger in and out of her. Suddenly there’s an intense pressure as her candy flavored horse pussy clamps down on your finger, holding it in place. You can feel the pressure run up and down your finger as she tries to milk your finger. With a final clench on your digit, she violently squirts into your face. You eagerly slurp at her creamy cunt, milking her pussy like she tried to milk you. After a few minutes of continued eager sucking, she regained her senses.
>”Eazy der colt! You’d zink I vas made of hay or somezink ze vay you are going at it!”
>She pushes your head away and stumbles back to her desk. Do ponies not realize how delicious their candy vags are? You watch as she reaches into a drawer and pulls out what appears to be a bottle of Apple whiskey. She pulls off the cork with her teeth, spits it back into the drawer, and takes a big swig. She shivers before regaining her composure.

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>>29093026

>”You did quite vell dere, colt. I can definitely feel you vant to be a STAR! BUT! Dere iz still somezink missing… some MAGIC. Iz dere anythink you can think of to convince me how much you vant it?”
>The platinum haired pony has pulled you using her mouth up to your feet by the sleeve of your suit. As she speaks she is slowly circling, nuzzling your leg and sniffing at your crotch.
>”Anyzink come to mind?” she asks sexily.
>You start to undo your shirt and tie.
>”NO! Zay it into the camera. Zay vhat it iz you vant to do.”
>Oh fuck, it’s exactly like your fetish.
“I, uh, umm, I want to take off my clothes?”
>”And vhat else my little colt?” she asks sternly.
“Um, and take my cock out?”
>”And vhat do you vhant to do wiz your fat human cock?”
>Photo horse looks smug as fug. God, she’s gonna make you say the whole thing. Fuck it, she wants dirty talk you’re gonna give it to her. You weren’t some prissy stallion.
“I’m gonna take my fat human cock, I’m gonna press it against that tight delicious little pussy you let me eat, and then I’m gonna pin you up against that couch and split your cunt open and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
>The camera she’s holding drops like her jaw. Finally she regains control and responds.
>”Zuch a potty mouthed little colt. Looks like I vill hab to teach you how to behave in proper pony soziety!”
>Her actions are completely contrary to her declaration as she trots like a filly at her cutesinera over to the couch, puts the camera on a cushion, places her fore hooves on the couch, then reaches back to flip her dress forward and out of the way. She looks back at you expectantly, her tail swooshing back and forth.

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I wan to rape these fish.

>>29091260
So does this count as anthro, or what?

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>>29093070
>not knowing about satyrs

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>>29093073
>can't tell if it was Sunshimmy or Bombshelly who got knocked up

>>29093101
It's neither.

>>29093101
It's a donut steel pony from the shitty Anon comics.

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>>29093101
Neither familia.

>>29092685
I will have a single plum, soaked in perfume in a stallions hat.

Also that sounds terrible.

>>29093136
I assume this anon means the plumb.

>>29092852
That's actually pretty common in beaner country. My dad (from Costa Rica) got his cut when he was around seven.

>>29093162
Well there's your problem. It's not snipping that's the issue, it's when you have third world idiots doing it.

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>>29090576
>Sommoning Satan

Are ponies dyslexic?

LaP! SOMEBODY ANYBODY HELP! WRITE GREEN!

THESE IDIOTS WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT DICK SKIN!

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>>29093212
>tfw really want to continue writing my thing for rgre but shit I have to do keeps popping up
FUCK

>>29093212
We haven't talked about dick skin for a solid two hours, not including that half-beaner's post. Calm your tits, Anon.

>>29093033
god damnit you cock tease, post more!

>>29093121
>shitty
>>29093135
>that literally perfect ass
>those docks
>that pony puss beneath thin cotton panties
Nigga I've seen one page and it is already my favorite mlp comic.

>>29093291
Yeah, his art is fucking great but his writing skills are pretty awful. He just recently got a writer to help him along.

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>>29093033
>I’m gonna take my fat human cock
>my fat human cock
>fat human cock
Missing a crucial detail for this particular thread
cut or not cut is my question
would it be more pleasurable in his mind or to sling his cum of outrageous proportions...

>>29093291
>>29093301
Poor Limestone. Always accidentally performing felatio on her sisters.

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>>29093301
>That entire page of Rarity being lewd, when she is one of the only ponies not interested in Anon

>>29093314
The question has nothing to do with the outcomes.
>>29093320
Limestone has tasted everyone at some point, she almost choked to death on Anon's cock at the start.

>>29093331
And now she's addicted to his dick.

>>29093341
Not yet she isn't. Maud and Marble haven't had a chance either.

>>29093331
I predict the story leading up to Limestone gobbling his cock and it ends up curing him.

>>29093365
Limestone is craving him.

>>29093380
All the sisters...except Pinkie at the moment. Crave him, its just a matter of, you know. Not exploding.
>>29093374
You need two more sisters to that sentence and a recently shapeshifted...I want to call her a nurse? But I'm not sure.

>>29093380
Perfect tsun waifu. 10/10 Would melt ice heart again

>>29092403

>excusing genital mutilation
>ignoring the fact that babies who are circumcised go into shock from the pain since they don't bother to give them pain killers
>ignoring the rate of fucked up surgeries resulting in a lifetime of dick problems for the baby

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>>29093380
>>29093399
>>29093400
I'd prefer Marble, myself.

She's too cute and sweet to pass up.
Just like Fluttershy.

>>29093405
Ahem yes hello, just figured I'd point out that infection from circumcision also claims the lives of roughly 110~ babies a year.

Okay, that's all I'll post on the subject.

>Anon tells ponies that eating peanut butter is a test of "mareliness" back on Earth
>Does this for the sole purpose of taking pleasure in watching tiny horses struggle with peanut butter stuck in their gums

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>>29093405
No one cares, Anon
It's just the way the world works. You were born into this world as a fucking male (probably white too) and someone chopped off a chunk of your dick to make make-up with because it's easier to just cut the skin off than to clean yourself. Literally no one gives a single fuck about that or about you on that matter. Someone took a chunk of my dick, I don't care because I know I could get as mad as I wanted, no one else would care, you and me both could get real pissed-off together and try to raise awareness, but no one would care. Why don't they care? Because it looks prettier to women, it's easier to not clean, and you wouldn't remember ever having it.
And if you try to argue, you'll just be called an angry little virgin or some other buzz word.
It's fucking unfair, but no one gives a shit so stop bitching about it.

>>29093405
Let it drop, Anon. I mean, you're absolutely right, but this thread isn't the place to argue about it.

>>29093443
y-you too

thats a cute picture by the way

>>29093424
Did you know that coconuts kill about 150 people a year?

>>29093443
I would do unspeakable things to that cutie.
Like holding her hoof and snuggling before a fire with cocoa.

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>>29093443

>>29093455
Did you know if it's easily preventable deaths they should be prevented?
A coconut landing on your head is sheer bad luck, or preventable by just not walking underneath a coconut tree.

Infection is preventable by not cutting up babies.

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>>29093443
O-oh, right... I forgot.

>>29093465
And all you have to do is completely change american standards of beauty, as well as the minds of nearly the entire medical community.

Besides, most of the people who go to the college I'm at can barely wash their hair, and they're 'adults', do you really think they could handle washing their dicks?

Do you want to add eu de cockcheese to the hippy fragrance?

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>>29093443
>>29093475
I come to this thread to forget, Anons.

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Here's a relationship dynamic you might want to mull over.

>>29093487
>And all you have to do is completely change american standards of beauty, as well as the minds of nearly the entire medical community.
Oh shit, I've been memed!

>>29093491
Money Grabber in pone form, makes sense. Or its some random model that mooches off them for a day.

>>29093491
>MLP comic book
It's basically fanfiction with pretty pictures.

>>29093491
why do people hate this pony?

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>>29093443
Is that Tomopone's mom.
Damn that whole family is hot.

>>29093516
Rarity can be a bit of a bitch.

>>29093516
He was a minor dick to Rar once.

And we never heard from him again.

>>29093511
Yeah, but so are greentexts, and those are usually pretty good. Not here to debate canon.

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>>29093516
>>29093521

>>29093523
>Yeah, but so are greentexts, and those are usually pretty good. Not here to debate canon.
I feel like greentext is slightly less autistic than the comics, simply because greentext isn't published and illustrated.

>>29093523
>He was a minor dick to Rar once.
>And we never heard from him again.
He's probably dead now.

>>29093541
anyone here ever read that story about trixie being a princess on the run and blueblood being her father?

>>29093550
Has anyone read the one where everyone is changelings? The only real unicorns in the world are Twilight, Blueblood, and Trixie.

>>29093578
shit man idk I asked you first

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>>29093233
Can't, done for the night.

>>29093320
> fellatio

I haven't caught up on this comic for a while, but if her sisters have dicks then I'm not sure I should go back.

>>29093628
No its the same meaning as cunnalingus, they don't have dicks.

>>29093617
> 9:30
> done for the night

Damn eurofags leaving me hard with their round Earth bullshit.

>>29093628
Same difference. Point is, she had her muzzle shoved RIGHT UP her sister's pussy.

>>29093162
>>29093178
I'm the Anon that got cut when I was around eight. Maybe five, but I think it was closer to eight, because I distinctly remember them putting the mask on me to make me go under.

It was just a side thing they did after I was under for some surgery. My testicles weren't going downward.

My parents gave the okay for them to do it.

Please stop. Are you cut? Good for you. Are you uncut? Good for you. Now shut up so I can read about horses in peace.

>>29093726
Do mares get circumcised so it looks nicer for stallions?

>>29092668
I think some people actually calculated, based on the size of apples, that normal human height would be right about Celestia's horn.

>>29093732
I sure hope not.

I'd rather they get their shit pierced all the time than that.

>>29093516

Literally because he didn't take rarity's naked golddigging well.

>>29093541
He's appeared at least once or twice. I know he was at the Equestria Games, or whatever they called it. Where the unicorns had their magic deactivated so no one could cheat.

He's in the stands with Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, just watching the games. He seemed to be having fun.

>>29093748
He also made her dress dirty, the monster.

>>29093516
Why would you like him?

Got an idea

>Be anon
>You are behind a cardboard box
>A small sign that says "Will pay you 100 bits for sex"
>Everyone kind of looks at it, then you, and walks away
>Fucking even berry punch, the broke as fuck town lush who has debt out the ass couldn't be asked
>After that you were starting to give up hope
>But here comes twilight
>First mare to actually walk up to you
>Don't be desperate now
"Here" You toss the bits at here "I dont care where lets just go"
>Smooth
>Twilight recoils and magics the bag back
>"Anon, you don't need to pay..."
"OH hell yea, money is tight right now but getting laid for free is perfectly fine"
>"No, no, anon, no, I'm not having sex with you"
>Damnit
>"Anon, why are you doing this?"
>You just look at her
"Twilight I have been here for 2 years, and there is not a single thing in this town that will take an interest in me"
>She looks at you with sympathetic eyes
>"Anon thats not true, you know its not..."
>You cut her off
"Pinkie is the only living thing in town that will interact with me willingly"
>You can see her about to retort
"I take advantage of rarities need to gossip and the fact that no one else can stand to do it with her to get some interaction with ponies"
>She wants to say one more thing
"And you have not gone passed 'hello anon, nice day' in over 6 months, though I give you a pass due to princess shit"
>You reach back and pull out a second sign '250 bits, to let me fuck you'
>Twilight eyes you, the kind of way someone eyes a person who you are not sure if they are fucking with you
>You give her an 'oh fuck you twiggles' expression and bring up 150 more bits to the top of the box.
>"Anon, this isn't how a stallion should act"
"Twilight, I am in a town that has seemingly 20 males and 400 females, all of them, regardless of relationship status are thirsty as fuck and I still can't get laid"
>You can see her go to say something

"Im literally in the middle of a best case scenario for sex, but god damnit I can't even pay someone to fuck me here, at least in my world that was a fucking option"
>She wants to say something but sighs and walks away
>"Just don't cause trouble anon"
"Clear your schedule for around 4pm, someone is going to go tattle on me again"

>Be 4pm
>Have a crowd around you
>Sadly enough none of them are saying a thing to you
>Its been 20 minutes before you see twilight running up to you
>"ANON WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA ARE YOU DOING"
"Trying to get laid"
>"BY KILLING YOURSELF?"
>At around 4pm, you took out a new sign
>'500 bits and I don't kill myself If I can have sex with you'
>A big crowd of ponies, most of whom are single crowded around you and none of them took the offer
>Twilight magics you off the chair and out of the noose
"I wasn't going to do it, but if the visual aid of saving a male from death wasn't enough, nothing is."
>You begin to pack up
>"At least you have come to your senses"
"Yea, no one in town is willing to fuck me, so what about outside of town?"
>Twilight starts to have a happy look on her face
>"Thats the spirit anon, im sure you will find someone willing to have sex with you"
"Or unwilling"
>Everyone takes a step back and twilight is dumbfounded
>"WHAT"
"Simple, based on this town, and herd mentality, this shit is going to happen wherever I go, so instead of finding a pony who will fuck me, I'll find an animal that's willing to kill me force it into submission, and fuck it instead"
>Twilight is honestly speechless, for once in her life she cant say anything
>As you are walking away she yells out
>"ANON YOU CANT DO THAT"
>She pops up right in front of you
"Oh but I can"
>"We have laws that..."
"Not in the everfree"

>>29093227
Fuck your shit you have to do, this is more important.

>>29093828
>I'll find an animal that's willing to kill me force it into submission, and fuck it instead
This is a great mental image.

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I want to hold hands with this horse women

>>29093828
This is fucking hilarious. Never stop.

>>29093828
>"You have no idea how desperate I am for any kind of skin-to-skin contact. The only reason my signs aren't begging for hugs, is because I figure that I'd have better odds of knowing another's touch by whoring myself out."

Did the "Anon herds Twilight and her villain clones (Trixie, Glimmer, Sunset, Moondancer)" ever go anywhere?

>>29093911
The one that LaP wrote? There was an autism party and it was dropped.

If there was another one, I am surprised and delighted.

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>>29093828
Channel that inner Rupert Darwin anon

>>29093942
Much like Andrew Frey, I view this man as a hero.

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>>29091053
But clueless idiocy and falling in love despite that is fun!
Don't you read the neighponese comics?

You're right though that it's weird to have so many "not a horsefucker" stories written by horsefuckers.

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>>29093964

>>29091129
Healthy horses with enough open space do not eliminate in wallowing areas, nor pee on themselves.

>>29093989
That ain't Sweetle, Anon.

>>29093989
>Lewd sweetie
Oh lord here we go again lol.

>>29094005
Mistaking Flurry for Sweetie is an RGRE may-may, Anon. It all started when the thread argued for WAY WAY longer than you would have expected about whether or not a picture was Sweetie Belle or Flurry Heart, and whether or not it was excusable to mistake one for the other.

>>29093828
and thats how the chimera was made

>>29094026
it was simple, it looked like sweetie bell and unless you know the artists work all that would make you think the blank flank mare was not sweetie was a different hairstyle, but still somewhat similar.

granted, the guy was a fuckin twat for everything after the misunderstanding was cleared up.

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>>29094062
It stopped being about which pony it was as soon as that Anon turned into a twat. After that, the case of mistaken identity was just an excuse to insult him.

>>29094076
Sweetie Belle, that was rude.

>>29091345
>Day 78
>You've been walking in the park enjoying some muffins after saying goodbye to Pinkie.
>It's around 11:39 am and the sun is shining weakly onto the winter day.
>The muffin steams up and tastes delicious as you chew it.
>You pull it up to take another bite before hearing a munch and encounter a fluffy pink bundle of mane.
>Spitting out the bubble gum flavored hair you blink at how your chest suddenly grew a giant tuft of pink.
>Happy humming comes from your front as you hear the mare swallow, "MM! That was tasty Anon!?
"Pinkie? Aren't you working today?"
>At the question a brilliant blue eye comes into view as Pinkie smiles brightly
>"I'm on break!"
"Ah...why are you in my shirt?"
>Pinkie simply giggle snorts again before turning fully around to wrap you in a body hug.
>"Well duh so I can be close to you and stuff!"
>Grunting a bit at the strong hug you simply smile and return the hug with one arm.
>The other you use to keep away from the ever eager sweet eating mare as she tries to sneak another bite.
>"Aw come on Nonny, please?"
>Ah crap that pout!
>You try to resist before sighing and holding it out for her to have.
>However just as she goes to take a bite you lean down to take one at the same time.
>With a delicious sounding munch the poor pastery is ripped in two leaving nothing between you both.
>Pinkie runs true to her name as her fur darkens into a deep pink, "An-"
>You simply press forward snatching a kiss from the mare even as she melts against you.
>Just as Pinkie starts to return the kiss a loud ringing comes from behind her ear.
>Reaching back the mare pulls out a clock that continues to ring.
>"Ah! My break's up! Gotta go Nonners bye!"
>With that the pink mare dives into your shirt, even as you hold open the front you find she's already gone.
"Such a silly mare."

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>>29094079
I remember that thread.
I am that Anon, left before it became a meme though, so I guess someone took over and started shitposting.

>>29094137

>So it goes over the rest of the day no matter what you're doing you usually find Pinkie alongside you, either announcing her presence with a yell of joy or just by simply brushing up against you in a hug.
>You'd be worried that she were stalking you ready for a remake of that terrible fanfic of cupcakes, but no matter how abrupt or surprising her visits are Pinkie always manages to set you at ease.
>You've a running theory that Pinkie, and by extension Applejack both use a similar behavior of other horses back home.
>Often by simply following you around and being prone to giving spontaneous hugs more often than not.
>Come to think of it a few days earlier Applejack had been in the market selling hot mulled cider for the family.
>When you came up to buy some Applejack had you lean down close as she wanted to share something with you.
>The thing actually turned out to be a kiss, mixed in with warm moist air as she put it 'shared breath' with you.
>You thought it a bit silly at the time as you had other ponies behind you, but it turned out that Apple Bloom was well used to selling the cider all by herself.
>Even after you left you'd find Applejack also showing up alongside you simply chatting or walking along in silence as you bought groceries.
>Guess being head mare of your own farm means you can take breaks as often as a certain baker...
>Still you love your girls, despite their odd quirks, yet there are more things to record, for science!

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>>29094085

You know how horses nuzzle each other to show affections what with the lack of arms, while monkeys show affection with hugs and shit? I wonder how the first pony Anon hugged reacted. They'd probably see hugging as something super intimate, just like Anon would probably think that a pony rubbing her face against his face feels intimate.

>>29093507
That's Prince Blueblood...do you even watch the show?

>>29093523
He was a minor dick to a mare who acted like a complete and total gold digger the whole time she was around him.

>>29094223
Oh I get it. I was rather confused. Not sure how it fits the RGRE theme, though.

>>29091680
I tried, but the bait was too strong. Here's your fucking (you) you human husk poorly wrapped around a pile of maggoty feces.

>>29094246
Maybe the mare thinks that Anon's into her. She could be that NEET kid you knew in school who was confused by female attention and was generally clueless around girls.

>"Oh, Celestia, he's wrapping his arms around me. Does.... Does this mean we're married? Are we best friends now? Do I just go to his house and hang out, now? Does this squeezing meant that I can do things like that now? Celestia's Sun, why is this happening?"

>>29094252
nice insult.
i mean i would have called him a maggot infested blue waffle but still.

>>29094252
Its only bait if you bite it.

>>29094273
That is false, Anon. Have you ever even gone fishing?

>>29094146
>both Applejack AND Pinkie
Man, he's gonna get fat on all that home cooking.

>>29093828
more plz

>>29094308
>Anon buries his face in their chest tuft
>"J-Just like my Japaneighs animes~"

>>29094321
I'll probably post more a bit later, got some shit to finish

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>>29092646
Rapebow Dash
>>“H-harder you slut,” muttered Rainbow dyke with a big grin on her face.

>>29092668
There are a lot of analyses out there: Angel as point of reference between the two worlds is most popular; comparison to candy cane; comparison to average apples; comparison to gems with named carat value. These all suffer from potential problems, mostly with perspective, but also that we can't know that Angel is the same size, or pony apples aren't all unusually ginormous, or exactly how the candy cane is measured.
But despite that, most agree that they're very small, with 3'6" being a typical "to top of the head" measurement.
If that's the case, then you have to note how crazy short their barrels are, it's like half the ratio on a typical pony. Rearing straight up to a biped posture (which the little ponies actually do relatively often) can't add all that much to their height. I'd say by these measures, the head would still be about solar plexus level.

All that said, there are all those issues, and it's cartoon anatomy, so I don't think anybody's going to have a fit over bigger or larger ones. In fact, in my story the average mare standing up as tall as they can is around 5'2".

>>29094523
Also the title of the entire series is My LITTLE Pony.

>>29090163
>Be Anon
>Watering your plants while whistling some September
>"Hello, world!"
BONK
>"Ow."
>Looks like the mailmare's here early today
>The cross-eyed pone buzzes around your neighbor's lawn like some moth for a while before dropping off a huge package at the front step
>Grey thunder here drops you some letters as well, but you're not really minding them right now
>That's a really big box
>Like, enough to fit a daki inside
>N-Not that you would know
>You were about to wonder when she's going to pop out when the door slowly creaks open
>Some weird gremlin pone skulks out, looking around warily as if the fresh air will kill her
"Hi."
>Her ears perk up from her greasy mane, and her eyes widen
>"T-Thank you."
"..."
>You stand there, waiting for her to catch her mistake, and her face starts to heat up
>Literally, there's steam coming out of her head, and she tilts her face down in shame
>"Okbyenow."
>Suddenly, she vanishes back inside with a puff, which was surprisingly fast, considering how you almost never sees her out
>The package disappeared with her as well, and you hear a frustrated groan followed by whispers of "stupid, stupid" inside
>Whatever

>>29093055
I want to rape the two on the left. Sonata is for gentle loving.

>>29094533
Gooooooooooooooood.

>>29093314
I'mma forgive you for perpetuating the shitshow, but NOT for trying to Shakespeare without Iambic pentameter.

>>29094533
MORE ANON, I WANT TO SEE!

>>29094523
It's also illustrated by people who don't particularly care about size and scale. Or consistency.

>>29093438
Yes.

>>29093517
Where do these anime looking pones come from? Is it just fanart? Is... is there really a tomodachi wa mahou desu anime?

>>29093550
>>29093578
I'd like to know if either of these actually exist.

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>>29093642
No. Fellatio does not mean the same thing as cunnilingus.
This isn't questionable, like how sometimes "literally" means "not literally".
This isn't even a common mistake.
It's just wrong.

Unless I've been baited, in which case, fine, delicious, I've swallowed the hook and you'll have to cut me open to get it back.

>>29093662
I mean, sure, we all understood, but it's still a mistake.

Cont. of what I posted last thread, since a decent amount of people liked it. (I think.)
>>29070100

>Four hours later.
>Anon’s finally left.
>Close up time.
>It’s rather easy to ignore what happened earlier.
>Easy to ignore Anon picking you up and holding you close to his warm body like-
>...Nevermind.
>Anon was drunk and feeling a little loose.
>This was no different from the times when you picked up drunk stallions.
>Except you didn’t take advantage of it this time.
>Why?
>Well, you plan on ignoring that as well.
>’Ah, almost forgot a table.’
>Yup, just doing clean up duties.
>Mhm. Nothing new.
>...
>Fucking, who were you trying to kid.
>You have a schoolgirl crush on Anon.
>Sure, he’s essentially an overgrown monkey but there’s a lot weirder fetishes out there.
>And for some reason, you didn’t just want to solely fuck him.
>Of course, though, that was on the to do list.
>’Mmm, wonder if the size of his dick corresponded to the rest of his body~’
>Wait, you’re getting off track.
>You can think about these things when you’re back home. Alone in your bed.
>Alone…

>Anon.
>You. Are. The. Anon.
“Aaaaaanon!”
>It’s a unique name.
>You’re stumbling along the usual path back to home.
>It’s dark, and you occasionally stumble on one of the loose cobbles.
>Streetlamps were invented, but were only put in major cities.
>What a shame that is.

>>29094711
>>29094523
There's also that video from Hasbro that shows human rainbow dash riding pony rainbow dash.

So, there?

>>29094759
>Just as you round another corner and your home comes into view, a mare appears seemingly out of nowhere.
>”Heyyy, big boy. You look a little lost.”
>You stare at her.
>She has a bright lime coat and a yellow mane. She’s kind of skinny too.
>Her eyes seem extra big.
>Big eyes.
>Very big eyes.
>That’s cute.
>You practically dive at her and tackle her to the ground.
>”What the fuck!?” she yells out in surprise.
>You ignore her screams for mercy.
>This is Anon territory.
“You are mine now, xeno. Do not attempt escape.”
>You scoop her up and bolt as fast as you possibly can for your door.
>She squirms and twists in your grasp. No heed is paid.
>The world zoom past as you center in on the front door.
>You lower your shoulder and prepare for impact.
>Closing your eyes and preparing for your end, you embrace it.
“For the Empire!” you whisper under your breath.
>As soon as your full weight hits the door, it slams open and breaks the plaster on the wall behind it.
>A minor casualty.
>You wobble your way up the stairs and walk along the carpeted hallway into your bedroom.
>The queen-sized bed you spent extra on will come in handy.
>You leap onto said giant bed, still holding your pony-payload.
>Pulling her up to your face and cuddling her like a stuffed animal, you begin to doze off.
>Yesss….
>She’s stopped struggling and seems to have accepted her place in the world.
>Which is as your personal cuddlebug.
>The entire world seems to be incredibly peaceful as darkness slowly encroaches around your mind.

>>29094533
cute

>>29094774
>Be Lime Rita.
>Some crazy alien colt has foalnapped you off the streets after you tried to seduce him.
>Now you’re stuck inside his house.
>Not to mention his iron grasp.
>’I guess it’s not so bad…’
>There’s much worse beings you could’ve been stolen by.
>And a cute, drunk monkey colt who happens to be a bit friendly is probably one of the better options.
>You squirm around a bit, but he pulls you closer.
>He pulls you so close, in fact, that it literally forces a high pitched squeak out of you.
>There goes all your marely-ness points.
>...Not like you had many in the first place.
>The pitch black room seems to invite sleepiness anyways, and you quickly find yourself nodding off.
>You just hope he doesn’t think you raped him in the morning.

>Eight hours later, and you’re Anon again.
>You slowly shuffle around on your bed, trying to ignore the pounding headache and prevalent nausea.
>’God, not again. This might be the worst one yet.’
>You slink out of bed before registering that you were just holding something.
>Something warm.
>You crack one eye open just a bit, still trying to adjust to the morning light peeking through a window.
>There’s a passed out pony on your bed.
>Hm.
>Not the first time you stole some random pony, probably won’t be the last either.
>Better put her back outside and pray she just thinks it was some really weird dream, whatever you did.
>Just as you pick her up again, she jolts in your grip.
>You almost drop her as she slowly wakes up and spots you, before letting loose a little shriek.
“Shh, shh, shh. Shh, pony. Sorry about whatever I did.”
>She flips in your grip, forcing you to drop her down to the floor.
>Her little legs propel her faster then you thought possible.
>She dashes out of your bedroom, and just out of your sight, before you here a rather loud ‘thunk’ and some groaning.
>You shamble to the doorway and peek out, just to see that the pony had knocked herself out on the wall.
>Guess it’s baby-sitting time.

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>>29093517
>>29094714
The mom looking one is Beauty Mark. NEET pone is Floor Bored. Both of them were created by Nips, an artist that I think is pretty okay.

>>29094714
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/322118/princess-trixie

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>>29094790
Nips does great art, but he likes to draw ultra edge from time to time to get a reaction out of people.

Evil mastermind Anon, Wife power pony, Daugther with troubles.
Doing it.
Evil Anon and Power wife don't know each other inside of their papers.

>>29093824
>>29093828
Almighty keks.
Finally some green.
And it's nice to have some non-xenophilic horses for a change.
I'm curious about what happened to that uglyanon story that somebody was writing. Ah-hah it was TasteTheNon. I know some people hated it but it was kinda heartfelt.

PS: punitive-retaliation-to-lethal-force-rape is my fetish

>>29094817
Are big crotch-teats and tits in EqG in the RGRE that important?
A plank like Rainbow Dash has any game other than her tight ass?