Reverse Gender Roles Equestria: Dangerous Toy

>>28991255

I guess I'm continuing.

>The therapist looks confused and curious.
>"Wait, then how do humans fall in love?"
>You shrug.
"Trial and error mostly. We date people to see if we're compatible with each other. If it's successful, they stay together, and if it's not then they break up. Even when we find someone we love and want to marry, a relationship takes work on both parts to maintain. Sometimes relationships go sour, and sometimes the spark just isn't there anymore."
>Lyra sniffles again, wiping her nose.
>"But I felt it when our eyes met. A connection."
>You felt kinda bad about rejecting her now if that's how all ponies find love.
"I'm sorry, Lyra. I didn't actually know that's how love worked for ponies. But... I honestly didn't feel anything. Maybe it was a false signal? There's never been anything like me in Equestria before so there's no telling how something like this Soul Gaze thing works in regards to me"
>The therapist shook her head, "False signals don't happen. Soul Gazes allow ponies to see each other's true selves. A literal look inside each other's souls. The fact that Miss Heartstrings reacted like that means that you two ARE in compatible. But if humans don't have Soul Gazes, then you not feeling anything make sense."
>You had an uneasy feeling where this was going.
>"Mister Anonymous, ultimately I can't force you to reciprocate towards Miss Heartstrings. And the fact that your species has such a different form love probably makes this sound unusual to you, but I would suggest giving her a chance. If a Soul Gaze happened, then that means there's potential for a long-lasting relationship here."
>Damn it.
"I'm not sure..."
>The therapist shrugged, "It's your decision."
>Lyra speaks up, "I know this all seems weird and new to you. But what I feel for you is REAL, and I want to prove it to you. Please, just give me a chance?"
>Ugh, not the puppy dog eyes and the quivering lip.
>A sigh
"One date. We'll see where it goes from there."

>>28991410

>The mint green unicorn squeals in joy.
>"Thank you, thank you, thank you! I promise you won't regret it!"
>You already do.

>(10 Years Later)
"And that kids, is how your mother finally go me to go out with her."
>THE END

Just a oneshot.

>>28991424
I like a happy ending.

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>>28991424
Cute enough.

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>>28991424
>Just a oneshot.
I would have liked to see Lyra trying hard to do human romance things, and of course messing them up in cute ways.

>>28991484

I aint got time to do long green. Got finals soon.

>>28991526
Well I appreciate what was given.

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ay, you anons want to see nurse anon and nurse
Redheart work in a hospital?

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I want to kiss da mare

>>28992205
Probably.
Is equestrian medicine primitive in this setting?

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>>28992205
I'd go for some red heart

>>28992213
they have x rays in the show, so i'll do modern setting. it'll be comedy and probably short. i'll work on getting it out soon.

>>28992205
>>28992230
That nurse needs 10cc's of cum stat

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>>28992207
YOU NO KISSA DA MARE

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>>28992253
DA MARE KISSA YOU!

Things I remember and would like to see more of.
Dr. Anon washes shampoo out of ponies eye, Redheart found her husbando.
Maud decides she likes Anon, Pinkie BTFO.
Also that Maud prompt that was ripped off but still really good. (You're coming home with me Anon.)

>>28992419
>Dr.Anon washes shampoo out of pones eye, Redheart finds her husbando
am writing that now

>>28992419
I have like, 2/3rds of an update for the maud thing done. Just finding it hard to go forward.
have another thing I'm idly ticking away at as well.

>>28991484
>Anon goes home from work one night, finds the light in his kitchen on
>Lyra is in there, visibly drunk, wearing a dress that has two oranges stuffed down the front
>"Isn't this wha' you wan'ned, Anon? Am I pretty for you now?"

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>>28992207
>>28992253
>>28992282

>>28992494
yes
>anon then fuck the orange in front of Lyra

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>>28992205
>>28992213
>>28992251
>Day on call in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Not just any anon, Dr. Anon!
>The hopefully newest doctor working at ponyville general hospital
>Getting your doctorate was surprisingly easy
>Like, too easy
>you just need to do a stretch in a real hospital as a final exam
>but that doesn’t matter!
>You're a goddamn Doctor
>you arrive and report to your new superior and teacher
>Nurse Redheart
>”Hello Dr. Anonymouse. I’ve been instructed to how you the ropes, so please follow me.”
Alright Mrs. Redheart. I look forward to working with you
>She blushes as she looks you up and down
>”Well, aren’t you the charmer?”
>she looks up at you, her half lidded eyes meeting yours.
>”and it’s Ms., thank you.”
>Dong_Expands.png
>She turns and starts down the hallway.
>As you walk, you can't help but linger on dat flank
>its proportions remind you of those sexy nurse porns you’d sometimes watch.
>Bad thoughts, it's only your first day!
>you can’t fantasize about fucking the boss until you're actually hired
>”Here we are, doctor.”
>here you are
>the emergency room
>The place smelled like antiseptic, and was completely empty besides you and Redheart
>With the just risen sun peaking through the window, it was a peaceful scene
>”now, I’d like you to stick with me for tod--”
1/3

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>>28992538
>”NURSE! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY” squealed a voice as a door blew open.
>”What is it, Dr. Horses?” replied Redheart, turning to look at the spectacle.
>so do you
>and you see a yellow stallion with a brown mane pushing a hospital bed with a soaking wet green mare lying on in, clutching her eyes
>Oh shit nigger
>this was real
>not like those cheesy tests they put you through in the course
>”Bring her to me, stat!” yelled Redheart as the other pone wheeled the bed over
>Remembering your training, you say, “What's the situation?” in a much squeakier voice than you’d like to admit.
>the yellow horse doctor looks at you with fear in his eyes. “It - its bad. Oh Celestia it's bad.”
>”Whats wrong here doctor!” Redheart yelles in a much less shaky voice as the pone below starts to moan
>”It's - it's SHAMPOO IN THE EYES!” he wails, clutching his head in his hooves as he starts to sob
>Wait
>Wat
>WAT
2/3

>>28992538
I want to cum inside of Rainbow Dash's jpeg artifacts.

>>28992538
>>”and it’s Ms., thank you.”
>She sends a sly wink your way.
>"But we can change it to 'Mrs' anytime you want, Doctor."

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>>28992547
>you look to Redheart, Flabbergasted, but see a grim expression on her face.
>”Damn, that mild sting, the redness. This is a sad case” she sighs, lowering her head.
>Dr_Anon.exe has encountered a problem and will need to be rebooted
>as the yellow pone continues to cry, and the mare continues to hold her eyes, you calmly walk over to the water cooler, fill a cup, and walk back
“Excuse me, mrs….?” “Heartstrings.” “Ok, i want you to sit up and tilt your head back, alright?”
>she does, with Redheart and doctor pone looking on in wonder.
Now you have to trust me as this will sting a little, bu t need you to open your eyes, OK?
>she whimpers as she does so
>then you gently pour the warm water into her eyes, washing out all the shampoo
>she gasps, than shudders as all the gunk rinsed out of her eyes
> blinking she looks over at you, tears in her eyes as she hugs you
>”Thank you. That hurt so bad”
>the Doc and Nurse just stare at you
>Redheart is flushed her face the same shade as her mane
>because her fetish was competent stallions
>And she had just found the stallion who would be the father of her babies
3/3
more eventually

>>28992560
>"And that, foals, is how I met your father!"

I feel like any story can end with that, no matter the context.

>Anon stands over the broken body of Nightmare Moon, bloodied but alive
>After all these years of hunting her down, it was finally over.
>She was finally dead.
Scene cut to a nice living room with Anon on a sofa talking to a couple of NMM-themed foals
"And that's how I met your mother!"

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>>28992610
>NMM
muh ultimate fetish, write it now!

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>>28992640
>Nightmare Moon

I really don't get how she's not one of the more popular characters. She was THE first villain in the show, and she was pretty damn great when she was there.

>>28992681
She's hard to write well.

>>28992560
Is good make more

>>28992686
I usually just go with Luna crossed with Trixie and double the confidence.

>>28992704
>Luna, Trixie, NMM
Confidant moomnare herd when?

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>>28991424
>>(10 Years Later)
>"And that kids, is how your mother finally go me to go out with her."
>>THE END

Oh, how I love these sweet, happy endings. Pone deserves to be happy, no matter what.

>>28993139
This.

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>>28992610

>>28993165
You can't just post that cropped without posting a link to the full

>>28993271
https://derpibooru.org/498633
>"What dost thou think, daddy?"

>>28993321
That's one small fuck of man
One giant orgy for man kind

>>28993321
>Anon's offspring read too many Japaneighs hentai mangas to the point where it's starting to affect their perception of the world around them

>>28993165
excuse me but she appears to be dripping

>>28993321
Fuchs always drew amazing things.
https://derpibooru.org/1145441

>>28993477
Well of course she is, she has the constant arousal of humans and at the strength of a mare in heat

>>28993518
Wew, that's a dangerous race to bring into existence.

I imagine rape is going to be a big problem with them.

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>After a long night of trying to break into her dads room, Cinnamon Cider gives up and decides to get some rest.
>Her confidence is unshaken though.
>After all, she had her mothers legs and the locks wouldn't hold forever.

>>28993550
For some yes, but they also got another thing for us, the ability to redirect our sex drive to archiving more so we can get sex.

>>28993485
https://derpibooru.org/601299
Courting is done a little bit differently with the Apples.
>Anon wonders why all the apples that Applejack gives to him taste funny, and why Big Mac looks so uncomfortable when Anon eats them in front of him.

>>28993567
Speaking of locking, strong Apple-thighs are perfect for locking around her partner's waist and ensuring that he cums inside.

> Shotanon becomes good friends with the cmc
> Play house, cmc pretending to be his herd
> Sweetie Belle invites them all for a sleep over
> Play board games, truth or dare, hide and go seek
> Shotanon is it, looks for cmc
> A wild Rarity appears
> Flirts outrageously with him
> Once he is completely flustered, she laughs and leaves, tail swishing, hips swaying
> Feels funny, but gets back to the game
> Similar scenarios play out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash
> The cmc must compete against their older sisters for shotanon
> Try to dress and act more mature, but fail cutely
> Harem end

>>28993567
>you are Anon.
>"~daddy~"
>and your children have a heightened libido.
>"~come out and plaaaay~"
>and a warped view of their father.
>"pleeeeaaasse?~"
>your wife applejack had been out of town for a week and would be gone for another week longer.
>your youngest had seen this as her opportunity to get something she really wanted.
>You.
>"DADDY!"
>BANG!
>the whole wall seemed to give an inch or two.
>"COME OUT! COME OUT AND GIVE ME WHAT YOU GIVE MOMMY!"
>you grip the baseball bat in your hands tight.
"No sweetie, g-go to bed!"
>"I WANT TO BE IN YOUR BED!"
>BANG!
>the locks creak in agony.
"n-now you listen here missy! I am your father and you will do as I say! go to bed NOW!"
>you commanded as you retreated into the closet.
>".....~oh daddy, you know just what to say to make me wet~"
>the pounding on the door gets louder as you start practicing your swing.

>>28993567
Cider is not for sexual, for raising and protecting and threating those namby pansy ass colts that want to try and use her for a cheap fuck or a quick bit

Prompt: Anon gave Twilight a Book

>1) Doggy Style
>2) Rowing Boat
>3) Shoulder Stand
>4) Frog and Fan
>5) Dolphin
>6) Eagle
>7) Toad
>8) Backwards Slide
>9) Butterfly
>10) Stair Master
>11) Indrani
>12) Side Saddle
>13) Deckchair
>14) Fold
>15) Standing Wheelbarrow
>16) Kneel
>17) Catherine Wheel
>18) Prone Tiger
>19) Propeller
>20) Nirvana
>21) Splitting Bamboo
>22) Ascent to Desire
>23) Squat Balance
>24) Triumph Arch
>25) G-Force
>26) Rocking Horse
>27) Ascending Jupiter
>28) Spider
>29) Bandoleer
>30) Mermaid
>31) Ape
>32) Black Cherry
>33) Super 8
>34) Glowing Triangle
>35) Reclining Lotus
>36) Right Angle
>37) Shoulder Stand
>38) Y-Curve
>39) Galley
>40) Reverse Cowgirl
>41) Sphinx
>42) Hero
>43) Hound
>44) Amazon
>45) Seated Ball
>46) Lustful Leg
>47) Curled Angel
>48) Crossed Keys
>49) Kneeling Wheelbarrow
>50) Plunging Goat
>51) Slip and Slide
>52) Nickelback
>53) Buggy Ride Peacock
>54) Woodpecker
>55) Sparrow
>56) Crisscross
>57) Challenge
>58) Classic
>59) Double Decker
>60) Bending Thoracic
>61) Lawyer on Toilet
>62) Crunch
>63) Landslide
>64) Seduction
>65) Old Lotus Blossom
>66) Rock 'n' Roller
>67) Thigh Master
>68) Grip
>69) Supernova
>70) Whisper
>71) X-Rated
>72) Visitor
>73) Anal Invader
>74) Chip
>75) Balancing Act
>76) Bridge
>77) Close-up
>78) Hey batter don't forget to choke up
>79) Snapping Turtle
>80) Grandpa's Recliner
>81) Arctic Hoedown
>82) Shia LaBeouf
>83) Thai Staircase
>84) Pinch Hitter
>85) Jazz Butter
>86) Fridge Splitter
>87) Unlicensed Doctor
>88) French Helicopter
>89) Piggy back?
>90) Sol
>"So Twilight do you like it?"

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>>28993772

>>28993756
>"DADDY."
>"Daddy. Light. Of my LIFE."
>"You didn't let me finish my sentence, daddy."
>"I said, 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.'"
>"..I'm just going to fuck your brains out."
>"I'm gonna fuck em' right the fuck OUT."

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>>28993772
>>Asian
>>French Helicopter
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5DA_S2uqSI

>>28993756
>>28993779
Daughters gonna get a good spanking and an hour in the timeout corner.

>>28993777
>kamasutra

>>28993763
>colts that want to try and use her for a cheap fuck
Pffft. Colts want "commitment" and other such nonsense words.

>>28993756
What does this have to do with RGRE?
All I see is satyr and a daughter who wants to fuck her dad.

>>28993836
This.

>>28993836
>>28993867
It'll go away on its own in a couple of posts.

Hey man I heard you had some need, some need for some green!

>Smiling you stretch for a moment before Lightning checks the clock on the wall, “Hey it’s getting a little late, you wanna head back to my room then?”
“Mm, I’d love to, but one sec, gotta tell my ride where I’m going.”
>Lightning tilts her head at you, “I thought you said you were single?”
“Oh I am, I just don’t have wings so not like I can get up here by myself.”
>”O-oh, well…” Seeing the blush on the mare's face quickly tips you off that something is not as it seems here.
“Wait a second, is the whole riding thing a culture thing? Did I do something wrong?”
>”No!” The loud cry draws a few eyes before Lightning clears her throat, “I mean, no it’s just a dumb old superstition I mean…”
“Well I’d love to hear, those are always fun to listen to.”
>Lightning’s wings twitch again before she nods, “Well, the way it goes is that when Earth Ponies and Pegasi first got together there would be a part of their wedding ceremony that involved the Pegasi to fly their betrothed to their home if the non flier was marrying into the family. A sort of-” At this point she wiggles her hooves in a so-so motion. “Bringing them home to the family.”
“So it’s like a thing you only do for your special people then?”
>”Yeah! That’s it exactly, though that was a long time ago and it’s not really all that important, I mean the mare still carries their husband over the threshold regardless of the race.”
“Huh, we have something like that back home. Didn’t take you to be so interested in history though.”
>A small blush ghosts over Lightning’s face, “Haha, about that…”
“Yeah?”
>”You ever read those Daring Doo novels?”
>That’s the rip off of Indiana Jones wasn’t it?
>Yeah that’s it Twilight was sperging about what so and so had done in this and that book.
“I know of it, why?”

>>28993836
You know what this thread needs?

It needs more rgre family life. Anon has already had a couple little fillies and colts with his mare(s) and now they have to figure out how to raise them with conflicting ideas on how males and females should be raised.

>>28993888
>”When I was little I had a really big thing for being an Archaeologist like Daring Doo, I mean I started out at school devouring everything I could about being one with all the action and the thrill!”
“Then you found out that it involved a lot of studying huh?”
>The scrunch is real as the mare glares at you, “I knew that, I never really found anyone willing to take me out with them on digs, not enough opportunities you know?”
“Well that sucks to hear.”
>Lightning simply sighs, “Yeah not to mention all those books cost bits after all, so I figured with all the prestige and money that Wonderbolts make I could definitely finance some of my research or at least read about stuff other ponies had done.”
>Seeing the disappointment in the mare’s face you reach over and simply scratch her head.
>Lightnings ears perk up like a turkey timer, if there was a sound effect you could bet there would have been a ding to accompany it.
“Hey at least you're still working towards your goal, don’t give up on it. Now le-”
>”Anon! There you are, where’d yo- Oh. Lightning.” With a gust of wind you turn to find none other than your friend Rainbow hovering nearby.
>Though from the way her brow is furrowed and the tight frown across Rainbow’s face you’d think you’d done something wrong.
>Under your hand you can feel the muscles in Lightning tense up and her feathers puff up, “Rainbow.”
>Oh there is some tension here, you can just taste it.
>It also tastes like milky alcohol so it might be the booze.
>The two glare at one another before Rainbow breaks away first to look at you with a peppy smile, “Come on Anon! We gotta cut a rug in that dance floor, show these ponies how to really throw down!”

>>28993836
Can you blame her? All those colts at school are prissy little fuckbois who can't say what they mean and will play with a girls emotions for no comprehensible reason.

>>28993897
>”I’m sorry, but Anon and I were already planning to do something.” Lightning pipes up glare still on Rainbow.
>”Pfft, right. Listen Anon she’s not really all that safe you know?” Rainbow says to you tugging on your arm.
“I take it you two know each other?”
>Rolling her eyes Lightning shoves herself off the bar stool and hovers eye level with Rainbow, “You could say that, this bitch went and took my spot on the team.”
>”Hey, not my fault you couldn’t learn to be a team player, and you nearly wrecked my friends with that stunt of yours!” Rainbow snaps back your arm already forgotten as she puffs her tuft up.
>Lightning flaps her wings again gaining some height that Rainbow matches, “Please if they had actually followed the proper flight path they wouldn’t have gotten hit, they should have known better.”
>As the two continue to bicker you try to figure out if they need to fight it out or fuck each other…
>Wait, the display of tuft, the small chirps you can hear under their breath and the way they both are trying to keep eye level with each other.
>You let out a groan as you stand in the middle of a pissing contest.
>”See Anon doesn’t even want to hang out with you.” Rainbow shoots back with venom.
>At seeing the hurt look on Lightning’s face you simply reach over and pinch Rainbow’s ear.
>”Ow! Hey lemme go!”
>”Ha! Not so sur- Owie!”
>Grumbling under your breath you drag both mares by their ear out the club door into a small alley way.


>Letting them go you watch as they hover up to eye level with you.
>”What was the big idea for that?!” Rainbow shouts rubbing her ear with a hoof.
>”That really hurt Anon…” Lightning grumbles letting her ear flick to and fro after checking on it herself.
“Look, the both of you need to chill out. I don’t know what Lightning did-”

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>>28993836

>>28991424
Sad ending when?

>>28993911
>”She nearly got all our friends killed by showing off!” Rainbow interjects in a flash magenta eyes flashing dangerously, “How can I not have a problem with that?!”
>”And I told you th-”
CLAP
>Both mares turn towards you, the sound of your hands still echoing in the small alley.
>Time for you to activate your secret weapon.
>STAND: COLT WHIMSY, ANON REVISION!
“Alright, I’m pretty damn miffed with you both.”
>Pointing at Rainbow you continue, “I was this close, this close to taking that mint horse over there and bending her over the bed and seeding that womb till it gushed.”
>The startled neigh from behind you draws your attention back to Lightning whose face is blushing brightly.
“And as for you, you’re in trouble for getting more invested in some argument that sounds like it came from way back when. That being said, I’ll live with the blue balls for now and play peace maker between the two of you. That is if you’re both willing to man up and actually talk like adults instead of children!”
>By the end of your rant you find both ponies had come to the ground both refusing to meet your gaze.
“So please, if I could finish talking?”

http://pastebin.com/d9Qb0C6N
Link above, also I tried having Anon lay down the law, here did I go too far or not far enough?

That being said I like the idea of conflicting ideas of how to raise your kids
>>28993891
Would make for a cool green, it might also depend on which mare Anon is with as well as Applejack might encourage hard work regardless of gender but would expect the colts to man the kitchen while the fillies man the fields.

>>28993943
nice.

>>28993943
It's good, please continue.

>>28993756
So how does rgre view incest anyway?

I'm thinking mother on son may be seen in a negative light, since she's seen as taking advantage of him, but father on daughter may have no legal or social effects other than her being forever known as a daddy's girl, basically a momma's boy in rgr.

>>28994254
Probably that, Anon.

>>28993888
>“Well, the way it goes is that when Earth Ponies and Pegasi first got together there would be a part of their wedding ceremony that involved the Pegasi to fly their betrothed to their home if the non flier was marrying into the family. A sort of-” At this point she wiggles her hooves in a so-so motion. “Bringing them home to the family.”
Nigga that's adorable.

>>28993756
>BANG!
>"the colts at school can't compare to you!"
>BANG!
>"your strength!"
>BANG!
>"your scent!"
>BANG!
>your curves!
>hey what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
"if you break my door I'm giving you a spanking! is that what you want?!"
>"~yeeeeeesssss~" she breath heavily into the keyhole.
"w-when your mother hears about this she'll-"
>"she'll be too late! you'll already be mine!"
"your grounded young lady!"
>"I'm grounded to that dick!"
"who taught you to speak like that!?"
>"the other fillies at school."
"don't ever talk like that again!
>you punctuated your statement by smacking your bat against the door.
>You wouldn't actually hurt your daughter with it, being part pony meant she could withstand cartoonish damage like her mother and being part human meant she deal cartoonish damage like you.
>she thinks she gets her strength from her mother but the reality is...
>BANG!
>she gets it from you.
>BANG! CRACK!
>after serving you so faithfully your door is finally slain in battle.
>It hits the floor with a powerful thud as the deadbolts and chains that were your locks scatter across the room.
>and standing there legs wide, arms akimbo and wearing nothing but a pair of damp panties was your daughter Cinnamon Cider.
"That's coming out of your allowance you little brat!"
>"yeah w-well your cumming out of....i-i mean into......GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
>she lets out a battle cry as she charges you, only to be stopped half way.
>"WHAT'N TARTNATION IS GO'N ON HERE!!??"
>Applejack! she's home early!
>Cider spins around in horror.
>"M-M-MOMMA!?!? I was j-just-"
>"I don't care what you were 'just' doing! get yer flank to bed before I tan yer hide!"
>her determination shredded Cider flees to her room.
"thank goodness your back AJ, Ciders become completely uncontrollable!"
>"naw fillies will be fillies sugercube! heck she anit even hit her first heat yet!"
>you stagger backward as the revelation hits.
"g-god help me."
>"there's no god here sugercube...just me."

>>28993943
>two hotheaded pegasus mares getting put in their place
kek

>>28994361
>>and standing there legs wide, arms akimbo and wearing nothing but a pair of damp panties was your daughter Cinnamon Cider.
wew lad

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>>28993943
More.

>>28994361
Wrong thread friend post your green over at >>28959814

>>28994561
Why not both?

>>28994561
hey hey I made it RGR!

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>>28994561
'no'

>>28994574
That's debatable
The story itself looks like nothing more than his daughter trying to get in his pants so far. While it can point to her being frustrated with the colts at school there's nothing to show it except one line that says "the colts at school can't compare to you!"

Pay a little more attention to capitalization and grammar as well.
This line for example
>"~yeeeeeesssss~" she breath heavily into the keyhole.
Might work better as
>"~Yessssssss~" Cider breathed deeply into the keyhole.

Personally I'm not a fan of green with incest, though it's only one-sided here and I'm not telling you to stop, but you might have better luck in the satyr thread.

>>28994572
Because it will lead to shitposting for the next two threads like before. I'm going to shut up about it now, but I would rather not have to wade through a sea of arguments later.

>>28993739
This

>>28993739
nah, make anon chose between the fillies and the mares.

>>28993739
>Pone equivalent of Chris Hansen walks into scene
>Jail end

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>You're Anon
"NEEEEEEEEEEEIGHHHHHHH"
>"..."
>You are in front of a white giant horse
>You don't know how you get in here
>But the horse is trying to comunicate with you
"NEEEEEIGH"
>You are trying to comunicate back but the horse seems kind of annoyed by what you are trying to say
>In your mind, you are saying hello, i'm Anon
>But you can only hope they understand you
>"Anon can you stop trying to be so rude? We both speak english, you can stop now"
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGH"
>Seems like it doesn't work, big white horse doesn't talk back
>Big white horse finally tries to say something
>"Neigh Anon, neigh"
"Holy fuck a talking horse"

>>28995094
kek

>Communicate through RGRE
My side.

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>>28995094
Good one!

>>28993342

From the previous thread

See, I have had quite a few uncomfortable talks with people who decided they know what's best for me and this is going to get a result.

You know how to get someone, who you will have to deal with on a regular basis, to shut up and not bring a topic up again? Make sure they know what they are in for if they decide to so everything they think "Maybe I could get them to stop this time" they would have to remember you can make them FAR more uncomfortable than they make you.

Its how my mom got her dad to stop bitching at her for her choice in husband, he may have never liked my dad, but he never vocally complained about it again.

>>28992681
NMM basically became pissed off luna.
If you go with the comics, she is kind of an incorporeal entity I think.

>>28992753
A 3 part story about how all 3 got actual confidence thanks to anon.

>The door opens with a bang
>You look over toward it, and see anon with foot extended
>"I'M HERE TO FUCK THE PRINCESS"
>Everyone's jaw drops
>Such a bold statement
>Just how you like them
"I'm right here anon, we can go up to my room, or we can go to this spacious broom cl..."
>He cuts you off
>"Not you, I mean your sister, where is she. No one deserves a 1000 year long dry spell, and from the story, probably longer than 1000 years."

>>28993459
>To make matters worse, none of the ponies around them really try to stop it either
>Have to look into why after you are done hiding from your daughters who are going through their first heat.
>Thank whatever god watches over this world they can't smell fear.

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>>28995533
Yes.

>anons descendants create an all stallion mercenary group
>dong hound
>stops wars before they even happen
>by sneaking into enemy territory and impregnating every mare they see
>infinite stamina
>the enemy war effort crumbles
>repeating offending nations have their mares perpetually impregnated

>>28993836
well... anon is kind of being a complete bitch about sex... so kind of half and half on the rgre, hell, probably closer to rgre as almost every roll in the potential rape is reversed.

>>28995572
>>by sneaking into enemy territory and impregnating every mare they see
Now that's a genius way of crippling the enemy's ranks. You don't even have to spill blood to do it unless you count popping cherries.

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>>28995578
>well... anon is kind of being a complete bitch about sex
Got any recommendations for any RGRE in which anon isn't a complete bitch, an takes advantage of the situation.

All of the stories that I've read so far have been Anon shying away from some free fuk or otherwise acting as if it's a problem.

>>28995591
considering rgre way off balance gender ratios this would effectively double their population overnight, crippling their economy with huge resource burdens, leading to massive food shortages and or plagues, and would only reinforce the need for a war

more deaths in the long run, and abortion would be socially promoted

wow i can' even be more evil if i tried, great work

>>28995614
>missing he whole initial >rape

wew lad

>>28994254
as a thread?
They chased several writers away for thinking of the story idea.

as it applies to actual horses... the whole reason we have breeds of horses is because of incest, same with cats, dogs, and other animals with distinctive breeds not found in the wild.

As it applies to mlp
a world with magic and apparently high end medical advancement relative to where civilization is could probably deal with it making it more of a 'welp they love each other, so whatever' kind of a deal

as it applies to rgre
It would kind of be, at worse, the same as its seen in our world, just reverse the genders.
Mom x son would be seen as dad x daughter, its rape and he is a monster
mom x daughter would be the same way (depending on how you think gay is handled, more or equally monstrous)
dad x daughter would be seen as more sad and creepy, still rapey, but more creepy with the same applied to dad x son
but this is all assuming incest = wrong in horse world, on top of that arguing when age of consent is.

Personally, I see it as a 'you love who you love and can't change that' situation where magic can fix any negative that could come from it.

Probably shouldn't make every story incest, but if a story pops up that's rgre with incest im not going to look away.

>>28995606
the ones where anon isn't a bitch from the get go are usually more clop. There was a language barrier one where anon fucked celestia while she thought he was basically an intelligent dog, not sure if that was rgre or not. then you have lap stories, like the gym one...

HEY LAP YOU THERE, are you missing a part of that story, because it seems like you are.

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>>28994361
>>your curves!
>>hey what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>28995591
you honestly think their bedpost hadn't popped that as a filly already?

>>28995391
I would have told you to get out of my house and never come back, then had you removed from any wills.

>>28995732
same

>>28995732
Lol.
There comes a point where you just don't care anymore. There comes a point in some relationships where you know it's not getting better and they are actively making it worse, so you make an ultimatum. Either you fucking knock it off and leave the topic alone, or we're done. Telling someone point blank those are the terms... doesn't get the point across, because they keep trying and if you aren't willing to stop contact it's a worthless threat.

You put that on someone else though, they make the decision to cut ties, and they know what will happen if they bring it up again, that works wonders.

>>28995773
What did you do, Tell your dad you're a faggot or something? That would have definitely ended any ties with me, there's no point to having a gay child.

>>28995784
Mom's side, she is not religious, parents were, her dad hated my dad, she went into their sex life when he went on a rant, never had to deal with the 'he isnt a [i forget their flavor of christianity]' talks again, because he knew where it would end up, and he didn't want to disown his daughter.

>>28995572
But that would just make the next generation of an already hostile nation even stronger

>>28995784
Please don't fuck up our thread with trolling anon. Go do that in /b/ where they seem to appreciate it (or in a fucked up thread like incest where they deserve it)

>>28995857
This was an actual discussion, not everything that bothers you is trolling.

>>28993772
Shoulder Stand is listed twice

>>28995606
Can a edit anon edit away those piercings?

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>>28995921
here you go anon.

>>28995094
Continue this.

>>28992560
Eventually had better be soon.

>>28993943
Is good.

>Anon is in cloud bar.
>Lightning meets Rainbow as she and Anon are leaving to go get sum fuk.
>Rainbow demands a rematch over who is worthy of the top cunt hat.
>Anon must judge.
>Top cunt refers to she who can fly the highest.
>Rainbow and lightning are fighting over who is the better flyer.
>Anon is being denied his sum fuk because of this.
>Luna comes down from the moon, takes the hat, and fucks Anon right in the pussy.
>"Didst thous ponelets really think thy meager altitudes were worthy of behatment? Gaze upon our superior form and weep at your inadequacy."
>Bottom cunt goes to the best miner.
>Earth pony version of top cunt.


>Anon in submarinequestria.
>Anon has to live in the submarine-ponies.
>This is extremely sexual to them.
>There is no land.
>Just sapient watercraft who get off on having a crew.
>"Oh YES ANON! Sleep in my quarters! OH CELESTIA THAT'S GOOD!"
>Battles for anon between mares that wants to experience that for the first time in their lives.
>Even the boy ships want Anon inside them.
>Bombshell is a full of mines and torpedoes sub.
>Something something RGRE

>>28996039
>Vulva inspection day.
>Like penis inspection day but RGR.
>Anon is a gym teacher.
>Anon's job in the inspection is to ensure there is enough shame for those who are not up to snatch.
>He sits in the gymnasium's seating whatsit, you know those stepped seats like statiums have? that. and judges.
>Not like a judge.
>He does not rate them.
>He judges in the sense that you are ashamed that you do not meet his standards and you know you should be doing better.
>What would your poor old grandfather think of you?
>If he saw you like this it would kill him.
>Can you even stand to go home after this?
>So much shame.
>There are many things to be ashamed of.
>Vagina too small.
>Clitoris not winking deep enough.
>Flappy bits being too flappy.
>Horsecunt wrinkles being more like grandma wrinkles.
>Perenium too short.
>Is it still called a frenulum on females? That being either too short or too tall.
>Still have your virginity at 16.
>Improper wiping.
>That one kills your grandpa right then and there from the overwhelming shame.
>He can feel it from the other side of the country.

>Everything goes in their permanant record.
>Their future employers will know their failings.

>If they aren't up to snuff Anon gives them the floppy dildo of shame
>It functions as a hat too.
>It has "DUNCE" written in blue permanent marker ink.
"This is the closest to a real dick you're ever going to manage. Sorry kid."

>This is still better than some of the alternatives.
>The chastity belt of the worst. A vagina so bad they aren't ever allowed to breed.
>To enhance the shame they feel and the anxiety of possible failuree, those who fail badly are belted.
>That is, they have a chastity belt locked on them so that they can not breed and nopony else has to see their horrific excuse for a vulva.

>>28993739
Happy fillies for all.

>>28993836
This, Satyr go back to the grave.

>>28994561
This, fuck off dead thread.

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Tonight's project was brought to you by
A&W Root Beer. Tomorrow's drink will be Cider.
Stay tuned!
(2lazy to bring out the scanner)
Takin' /r/s and whatnot

>>28994973
They are the same age, how is Chris Ponsen going to get involved.

>>28995533
THESE DIGITS SPEAK THE TRUTH!

>>28995863
When its irrelevant to thirsty mares trying to date rape Anon in the bar, it does count as trolling.

>>28996045
Durnk, was alcohol the only substance involved here?

>>28996118
Alcohol and TESTOSTERONE (and maybe a few other illicit substances)

>Anon is the most Testosterone laden individual in Equestria
>Stallions become slightly more manly just hanging out near him for a bit

>>28996118
Much of that originated in the secret writefag club discord and was not all by me.
A few of the lines were from others.
Some of it was in response to things others said.
Some things from me were probably omitted.
Also I may have been on a variety of pain medication at various points during the writing of the original lines.
I've got a broken kneecap and that's why I've not been writing as much.

>>28996156
>>Anon is the most Testosterone laden individual in Equestria
>>Stallions become slightly more manly just hanging out near him for a bit

>anon has so much PREPOSTERONE in him that any male standing in close proximity of him grows a full beard
>spike abuses this to no end

>>28996256
Kek

Daily remind.

>>”Blad! Yaa!”
>”CYKA BLYAT! CYKA!”
>Anon responds to the baby as if their speaking, despite neither understanding each other.
>>”Waa, phht!”
>”Top post.”
>He cleans the bottle that he found in the carrier.
>He makes sure it no less than sparkles.
>>”Baah, daah.”
>”I know, it’s awful.”
>He heats milk to the perfect temperature.
>Then he fills the bottle.
>>”Maaah. Daaah.”
>”Don’t worry, I got your fix right here.”
>He checks the temperature of the milk by placing some on his wrist.
>Then he walks over to the happily babbling baby.
>Despite not being bound at all, she didn’t move around the table.
>”Got milk?!”
>The baby looks into the eyes of the human.
>Her big blue pupils could melt a glacier.
>>”Daah, daah!”
>Anonymous immediately loses his fun attitude.
>He’s taken back, and takes a deep breath.
>His mouth quivers, and he takes a ragged breath.
>He bends down and hugs the baby, who returns as best as she can.
>He softly kisses the babies cheek and lifts his head.
>He looks in the babies eyes with his moist ones.
>”Yes. Da, da.”

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>>28996286
>Daah, daah!
I expected story of RGRE, turns out to be deeper and make me question humanity slightly.

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>>28996286

>>28996286
>Anonymous immediately loses his fun attitude.
This.

>>28994361
This is good stuff.
You should consider posting, or at least cross-posting it in /sat/ (the /mlp/ satyr thread) or /sad/ (the lewd one in /trash/), in case you are not already aware of those.

We need more greens over there.

How about something like mentally advanced series where guy voices are girly and girly voices are manly.

>>28993739
>everything have hots for anon green BECAUSE
Just don't.

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>>28996360
I don't think that would work very well in a text format.

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Quick doodle comic!

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>>28996473

>>28996477
The appul pleases me. Continue.

>>28996466
So? you want fuck discord's ass?
>Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp
or His mouth?

>>28996473
>>28996477
Dawwwww.

>>28994489
Have you noticed that the blond girl just to the right of centre looks a lot like Nicolas Cage?

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>>28996504
I want to drink Eris' chocolate milk.

>>28996503
I would but I dunno how to. I did it cos there is lack of Appul. Not much of a writefella. I could take some suggestions though!

>>28996547
>suggestions
Hard to say. how about a simple RGRE Crystal Empire?

>>28996547
>"Uhhh, yeah, you lick that bucking cow you little slut! Ahhh yeahhhh, lick it gooood…. Oh, come on, keep licking… I said keep licking, you little bitch!"

>>28996547
>Anon meets AJ for the first time
>AJ makes a bad impression, comes off as the RGRE equivalent of a chauvinist pig
>AJ now has to find a way to get on anon's good side and make up for being a dick

>>28996600
Did Anon grow up in rgre? Why would anon be bothered by a thicc country girl saying he can plug her holes anytime, and have a 3-way with her sister?

>>28996677
Anon did not grow up in RGRE. Anon is bothered because he isn't into filly fooling or chicks who act like assholes

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>>28996714
>he isn't into filly fooling
What a faggot.

>>28993807

>implying gold diggers don't exist

>>28996547
>>I could take some suggestions
>Tempted to show a pad with all rgre requests from anons and writefags in thread
Um... ummm... maybe... sexist mares succeded in making Anon go to the kitchen, believing that this is how it should be, like with all other colts, and then saw that Anon's cooking skills on "Sweetie Belle's dinner" level of destruction?

>>28996547
Or if you mean suggestions on how to continue that comic - go all the way on "Appul trying to fix it and win Anon, but doing it like any rgre mare would do"
>"Why it's not working! It always worked on males in our family! Maybe I should bring more candies..."

>>28996817
>uh, anon? Why is that juice frozen?......and on fire at the same time?

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>>28996547
Anon inducts the first non-pony besides himself into his harem.
On one hand, it's his herd, on the other, the older girls are unsure.

>>28996045
I've been waiting for a story like this. Keep up the writing Drunk. You're doing God's work.

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>>28995934
Not him, but thanks, you're my nigga anon.

>>28996817
>Anon can cook, he's not a fancy chef, but he can cook
>When asked why, he responds, "What kind of man(mare) can't even feed their family(herd)."

>anon lives in everfree
>doesn't know the existence of ponies
>every animal in the forest is attracted to anon
>lonely he decides to fuck them
>thus the animals birth monsterboys
>monsterboys wanting to find mates they roam and find ponyville
>they start kidnapping mares in secrecy and bringing them to the forest to have their way with them
>most mares come back dazed and oddly satisfied
>all of them can't recall what happened
>couple of months later a huge percentage of mares are showing signs of pregnancy
>curious about the huge pregnancy wave twilight investigates
>each mares pregnancy backstory all lead to the everfree
Not sure where to go from here

>>28993772
Ascending Jupiter sounds like a bomb ass name for a book.

>>28991325
How much femdom is too much on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the longest strap on.

>>28997813
Anything above 0.

>>28997813
this>>28997822

>>28997813
Define the kind of femdom you mean? because pegging and shit like that, >>28997822 >>28997828 THose guys have it right.
If the mare wants to take the lead with some cowgirl or reverse cowgirl(Being on top and all), sure, that's fine and dandy.

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>>28997813
>strap on
>In RGRE for a dominant mare

>>28997828
Also this>>28997848

>>28997813
Any femdom is too much femdom.

>>28997859
Never let it be said SIM fuckers are intelligent. Because that would be a very shitty lie.

>>28997822
>>28997828
>>28997848
>>28997859
>>28997872
I was making a tuna sandwich and I half thought of a joke involving femdom, strap-ons and a scaling system. I wasn't sure where to post it and I found this thread while scrolling. I'm so sorry. Please let me bow out now, with a noose draped around my neck.

>>28997881
I hope you are accepted wherever you end up. My first guess is hell.

>>28993888
I like dis

>>28997894
Fake femdom fucker getting raped by semen demon pones when?

>>28997873
You can redeem yourself with maledom.
A short, sweet story where Anon ties up a little pone and whips her clit.

>>28997616
The only place you can go.
The breeding pits

>>28997616

>Twilight and the others mane6 go and find the little town that is deep within the Everfree.
>Anon is scolting each and everyone of his sons and daughters.
>Anon with all of his children-monster, ala Monster Musume because human genes so powerful.
>Ponies break in and try to persuade Anon to get out of there.
>Anons sends them to go fuck themselves.
>He get captured and teletransported to the friendship castle with all the ponies.
>The other guys start to make noices with the same implications.
>Father is in danger.
>The wives and daughters of Anon get ready and start to make their way to Ponyville.
>When the night falls, packs of timberwolfs start to raid Ponyville, looking for the location of the father.
>Once the place is found, they retreat.
>In the morning, they find a lot of things.
>There are ponies missing, only the pregnant ones.
>The carousel boutique has been raided empty, the spa and the coffee shop too.
>And the trail left by a giant snake is visible.
>The trail leads from the Everfree to the castle of friendship.

>>28997859
>>28997859
>>28997848
>>28997813

>>28997813
I think what my friends meant to say is:

The mare dominates the stallion with her reproductive organ.
There is no necesity to use a strap-on, the vagina is more than capable to handle any kind of weak dick that any stallion has to offer.
She has the control with their stronk and powerful vag.
You have the luck that she wants to fuck you.
She can do it herself, but prefers to help another soul by slaming her delicious and tight cunt on your male weak dick.

>>28997959
see
>>28997881

>>28997959
Nah, I'm 100% positive that I meant that femdom is on par with scat.

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>>28998079
Seconded.

>>28992640
>Anon uses the magic of public spanking to defeat NMM.
>Being bested by a male,NMM finally found a worthy husbando.
>Then they kissed.

>>28998079
This

>>28998079
This, famalamadingdong

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>>28997925

>>28995934
Thank you!

>>28996873
I'd read ALL about that.

I think there are forms of femdom that could be acceptable

> Anon tied to a bed as his marefriend teases his dick, brining him to the edge of orgasm, then pulling back
> Finally she makes him cum, catching all his semen in her magic and levitating it into her womb
> Tells him he's a good boy, and tenderly kisses his cheek
> Unties him and gently licks at where his wrists are chaffed


> Marefriend insists on being the bigger spoon, pressing her teats against him, gropes his dick with her hoof


> Puts him on a leash and leads him around town fully clothed
> Pulls him over to some secluded spot and has him eat her out


> Has him wear a blindfold and earplugs while naked
> Takes great pleasure in licking unpredictable places and hearing him help and moan


> Has him do the housework in revealing outfits
> Uses his underwear to shlick, then makes him wear it

> Uses her magic to stroke his dick while he talks to their friends


> He combs her mane every morning and night
> When she showers, he scrubs her body using only his crotch

Stuff like that

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>>28998735
The most I would do is let her be big spoon sometimes. The rest of those are complete shit.

>>28998735
how about no

>>28998735
Go fuck yourself alone out of 10. This is RGRE, the mares already the dom by default, this would just paint her as an unhinged lunatic like the main guy in that Twilight (glampire trash version) fanfic.

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>>28998735
This doesn't work in almost anyway in RGRE, which is terrific for the good people here. Go back to SIM for that garbage.

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this first well in this thread. Have some Slav RGR eqd trixy

>>28998753
>>28998778
>>28998865
>>28998856
>Literally Role Reversed fetishes
>Not fit for RGRE
Anon what the fuck

>>28998972
What part of this>>28998735
implied role reversal? This is femdom trash, or are you dumb as bricks too?

It's only called reversed for the sake of brevity. Usually, stallions are the catty, gossipy emotional ones, but polygyny, the practice of a single male having multiple wives, is the norm in most rgr stories. Which in itself implies a level of submission to a central figure in the romantic group to prevent infighting. That figure ostensibly being the stallion, or rather his designated alpha mare so he can focus his efforts on coltish WHIMSY!

>>28998986
> Anon tied to a bed as his marefriend teases his dick, bringing him to the edge of orgasm, then pulling back
> Finally she makes him cum, catching all his semen in her magic and levitating it into her womb
> Tells him he's a good boy, and tenderly kisses his cheek
> Unties him and gently licks at where his wrists are chaffed
Tying a woman to the bed, edging her, then penetrating her to make her orgasm intensely. Also, aftercare is important in S&M situations


> Marefriend insists on being the bigger spoon, pressing her teats against him, gropes his dick with her hoof
Guys like being the big spoon. Groping is very easy from there, and pressing dick against butt I pretty great

> Puts him on a leash and leads him around town fully clothed
> Pulls him over to some secluded spot and has him eat her out
Leading a naked woman around in public, having her give you blowjobs

> Has him wear a blindfold and earplugs while naked
> Takes great pleasure in licking unpredictable places and hearing him help and moan
*Make a woman help and moan, helpless to resist your touch

> Has him do the housework in revealing outfits
> Uses his underwear to shlick, then makes him wear it
Maids in short skirts, jizz in their panties and make them wear it

> Uses her magic to stroke his dick while he talks to their friends
Finger her while talking to her friends.

> He combs her mane every morning and night
> When she showers, he scrubs her body using only his crotch
Boob scrubbing.

>>28999050
lolno

>>28999050
I hope you notice the relative irrelevance of most of this post considering what we mainly do here, right? Femdom shit like this, even reversed, does not work here. Which is for the best because trash like you have SIM.

>>28999050
> Takes great pleasure in licking unpredictable places and hearing him help and moan
>*Make a woman help and moan, helpless to resist your touch
Do you not know how to use the Y button on your keyboard? If your going to use a word, use the correct one.

>>28999050
I do like some maledom.

>>28999093
This thread really only encompasses the really light and mostly vanilla side of things.

>>28999093
We already got that. Somewhere in the archive of pastebin links, but we do have them.

>>28999100
I don't know why we can't ever seem to have "just a little bit of <insert fetish here>"

It's almost always either completely vanilla or someone takes it waaay too far into the extremes and then the REEEEEEEE-ing starts.

>>28999115
Because it's cuter that way.

>>28999115
Because the fetish lovers want the too far shit, and they wont go back to the containment thread that spawned them. Kinda sad really.

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>>28997925
So something like this?

>>28999147
Yes, matching with the first block of info of the story, this is Anon, his daughters and his grandchildren

>>28999147
my heart
my soul

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>>28999147
>things you will never have

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>>28999147
>all your children start asking you and their mothers how they were conceived

>>28999686
>slav spider
I love it.

>Several Anon's appear at once.
>They are all siblings.

>They argue, at length, in public, about why their chosen Waifu is the superior choice.

>One of them takes advantage of the gender ratio and gets himself a herd of Waifu's.
>The others disapprove of this, vocally.
>He responds by making his herd bigger.

>At least one of them is actually their Sister, FemAnon
>They also complain vocally about her choice in stallions.

>>28998079
Àbsoluemonte.

>>28999748
>Sisnon disappointed in prissy stallions and hoers stamina.
>Smartnon herds Sisnon.

>>28999790
Or
>Smartnon catches sombra.
>Gives him to sis.
>Sombra is now a sex slave.
>Nobody cares because he's evil and 'Being reformed by the power of V'

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>>28995934
god among anons

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>>28996045
>shame for those who are not up to snatch
I CANT BREATH

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>>28999857
>>Sombra is now a sex slave.
yeah
i cant see it
the guy is not only clearly unhinged but murderous and bloodthirsty

>>28996045
>>Anon's job in the inspection is to ensure there is enough shame for those who are not up to snatch.
>not up to snatch
This killed me.

>>28999857
You really need to stop trying to sell us on your femdom fascination. This thread clearly doesn't want it.

>>28999885
Chains and viagra my dear anon. Oh and a tranquilizer gun if he brakes out. Maybe a Tesla door if it gets too bad. Plus this is RGRE so he's probably not too bad. A scuffed hoof would probably be the worst thing in the world.

>>28999902
Not that Anon. And it's not ment to be femdom. That's kinda a shit fetish.

>>28999919
>capturing and somehow imprisoning a master of the dark arts that can make you live out your worst nightmares with a thought
Yeah okay.

>>28999933
>Sombra. A pony demon. PONY demon.
I don't think he has much to worry about.

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Get
The numbers

Fetishfags plz go.

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>>28999978
Fail get but nice pic.

>>28999999

>>28996096
Do one of thread waifu, sea/bombshell. She is qt.

Also, not ded, just sick as fuck. But I've done some writing already - just gonna... finish it up and post it. Eventually.

>>28999115
Because it's never "RGRE (with fetish flavor)"
it's always "MY FETISH STORY!!! Oh and also a pony says something vaguely RGRE. Maybe."

The fact that they think they can slip it by and we won't notice is just insulting.

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>>29000046

>>29000067
Yeah but then you have those Anons that scream. "OH MY FUCKING GOD HES DOING A FETISH" at everything.

>>28999919
Ok, its getting old. Knock it off.

>>29000046
rip bnw
you will be missed

>>29000087
Right, but if the story works well enough most Anons will stick with it and tell the REEE-tards to cool their jets.

>>29000067
>>29000087
>Be Anon in RGR Equestria
>At home in bed
>You are now awake.
>Because there is some sort of loud shouting coming from outside
>You go and open your front door to see what is going on
>"DOWN WITH FETISHISM!"
>There are lots of ponies with signs that are chanting and shouting.
>The signs say things like "Femdom killed my sister" "Celestia hates fetishists" "Behead those who fetishism violence" "Make war not love" "Cock worship is a sin"
>At the front of the crowd is a very familiar yellow pegasus.
>"Um... What do we want?"
>"NO FETISHES!"
>Fluttershy sees you and comes over to talk to you.
>"Good morning Anon, is hating fetishes your fetish?"
>You just got a boner.
"I hate myself so much right now."
>Fluttershy smiles.
>"So do I Anon, so do I"

>>29000180
When Flutterrape and RGRE combine

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>>28999885

>bolt cutters

Like other lazerhorses he ain't shit without magic

>>29000198
>getting close enough to do it
full retard

>>28999748
>>They argue, at length, in public, about why their chosen Waifu is the superior choice.

>The Sunfag and Moonfag are the worst about this
>Their arguments have become legendary in Canterlot
>Poets and writers hang around them to steal their quotes

>Celestia and Luna enjoy it immensely
>Especially Luna
>Celestia has had people praising her for some time, but Luna has been deprived of much in the way of positive attention, especially from males

>It also defuses actual arguments between the two sisters
>Their consorts blow everything so out of proportion all the time that the actual conflicts seem petty and not worth the hassle
>Cue the Sisters enjoying the show over tea and cake

This came to me now, i feel depressed, now i want to share this depression with all of you.

"There was a lot of trouble, and when the war smoke desappeard she and i meet fates, And that how you and your mother meet"
>Your dear Lamia daughter is completely stuck.
>You fear that you might actually disturb her.
>Her human face looks rather sad than traumatized
>"So...She just let you..."
"She was always so loving, protective and charming, she was there every step we took"
"So intelligent and always ready to cheer me up"
>You turn yourself to face the pot with the meal.
"Yes, it was a weird relationship, but don't dought it, i loved her till the very end and i still love her, wherever she is."
>You say as you continue to move the stew.
"She is still here, deep in my heart with all of you girls, you are the best thing that happend in my life"
>Your face is hidden by your actual position.
>She would have seen a drop fall from you eyes to the stew.
"Well, looks like the stew is done, better call the rowdy bunch here to eat."
>"Y-yeah, that right, let me get everyone."
>As she gets out of the kitchen, you hear faint hicups, coming from you half basilisk hald human daughter.
>I think you need to rest a little.

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>>29000314
I'm surprised Luna hasn't just rocketed down there and spirited him away to Canterlot.

>"But you loved her, she loved you, why!?"
"I don't know kid, stuff like that happends all the time"
>"BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"
>You can hear the shifting part of her furry body move.
>Her scorpion like tail cracking with force at the same time her back-spines
>A potent roar follows suit.
>She has your father's lungs.
>You keep you face forward, the stream of the river is strong, but the fish is plenty in this side.
>You feel her precense once more.
"DON'T YOU DARE TO DO WHAT I THINK YOU ARE DOING!!"
>You turn around fast and point a finger at her.
>She looks back, and like that, her rage is replaced with a scared beyong beliving.
"She was or is a good girl, don't you dare waste your life to that shit, i trained you and teached you and you are still on the way"
"And you will leave when you are ready, just give it time"
>You walk to her and pat her head, ow.
>Your hand feels paralized, looks like the books that Twilight lend you were good to help your daughter, you need to cut the anatomy tough.
"You are just 14, my dear child."
>"Daddy..."
>Her paws hug you the best she can
>Your shirt is soaked with tears.
>Her babbling reminds you of the time she was little.
>Oh, it's started to rain, and it's a clear day.
>Your half Manticore and half daughter half human daughter was terrifying in the school, but now, it's just a child.
>A sad child.

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>>29000344
>underage /b/ get out

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>>29000356
>>29000344
Holy fuck, the grammar in those sentences.

>>29000347
They already live in Canterlot Castle, and they mostly argue with each other.

But they have to go to ponyville once in a while to team up against all the other fools masquerading as their kin and educate them as to why the Diarchs are the Best.

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>>29000344
>>29000356
I'm going to guess English isn't your first language? Or you're either really tired or a little drunk.
Either way, I like the idea of stories with half-breed spawn, but you need to work on your sentence structure a bit.

>>29000344
>>29000356
It's bad but not that bad that it's funny.
Stop.

>>29000344
>but don't dought it
>dought

>>29000392
Not that Anon, but I thought I would give the whole single father Anon think a durnk-like attempt

> The stallions in town always stop whispering when you pass by
> Those pitying looks
> You snort
> You don't need their pity
> Your Golem daughter thumps along beside you, gallantly carrying most of the groceries
> "Daddy, can we see mommy again?"
> The ponies around you turn away, sympathetic tears falling to the ground
> You roll your eyes
"Sure hun, just after we put this all away."
> "Yay!"
> She gets a lot of her looks from you, but that banding is all from her mother
> The two of you return to a quiet home
> The food goes in the fridge, the sedimentary rock goes in the pantry
> Perminera once tried eating some of your food, but it just ended up as petroleum and natural gas
> Never again
> Once the food is all put away, she drags you by the hand
> You are a little proud that her grip doesn't even hurt
> They grow up so fast
> The sun is setting when you find that gneiss boulder in canyon
> Perminera runs over and gives it a big hug
> You stand a little ways back, smiling awkwardly
"Hey babe, good to see you again."
> Perminera beams at you
> "Mommy says you're looking as soft and supple as ever."
> It still weirds you out that the rock is sapient, somehow
"Thanks. And how are the neighbors?"
> "She says they're super jealous. And um, she wants another deposit. Am I going to have a little brother?"
> What the heck, mama rock?
"Uh, we'll see. Not in front of the kid, alright?"
> Perminera pouts at you
> "But I want to know how babies are metamorphically formed!"
> You sigh
"I'll tell you when you're older, Permy. Now go on home, mommy and I have some talking to do."
> She glances at the boulder, then at you
> Perminera smiles knowingly
> "Alright, I'll let you two 'talk'. See you later!"
> This is what you get for trying to jack off in the middle of nowhere in a magical land
> The gneiss boulder shifts smugly, pebbles rolling down its side

>>29000258
>Be Sombra.
>You did it. You have taken over the crystal empire!
>You walk out onto the balcony to give your grand speech to those whom helped you.
>So what if their a bunch of retarded stallionist? It worked didn't it!
"My mighty army! We have done it! We have captured the crystal empire! But this is just the beginning in our grand take over!"
>The morons roar in a cheer.
"Soon we shall take Canterlot! Then yakistan! The Neighpone! Then Griff-*SNAP*"
>You're cut off by a snapping noise.
>Your horn falls down in front of you.
>You turn around to see the local human towering over you.
>You know without your horn there is nothing you can do.
>So you simply say the first thing that comes to mind.
"Y-You're a big guy."
>"For (You)."
>...
>Celestia help me.

>>29000540
Had a lil' kek.

>>29000567
nice meme

Just a little drunk and with the help of my smartphone i wrote the shit-stains that look like stories. All before entering a party with a lot of chads, stacys and me being a half fit chad with chronic depression.
Erasing my historial, chugging some beer and looking for some bootay.
Recently dropped my pills, some fucker stole it from my room.
Hopping this party will cheer me up.
Wish me luck.

Dude, like…

Gripes of Wrath is hilarious and awesome. Hope BNW is still alive.

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I want Twilight to teach Anon about the birds and the bee's.

>>28993943

Wanted to say I really like reading this. Dialogue and the way characters feel is pretty good. I feel that making Lightning Dust an aspiring archeologist felt out of character though. Lightning is designed to be the worst, most aggressive traits of Dash, and while it's okay to have Lightning act a bit shy here (dating confidence is different from flight confidence and all), the idea that she'd be into something as mellow and study heavy as archeology seems odd. I feel like she's an overblown type A personality who'd want to do something that put her in the limelight and let her constantly dominate others. The inclusion of this seems to be used to throw in some sympathy points, and honestly I don't think it was a bad idea, but the actual dream she has here just doesn't fit her in my mind.

>Link above, also I tried having Anon lay down the law, here did I go too far or not far enough?

It seemed a bit too easy and quick. With that much fire in them, I feel like they'd try to argue like kids, trying to throw blame with 'she started it' tier stuff. Not too big a deal though.

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>>29000630
Well I want someone to write a serious story that isn't aggravatingly babyish. I'm tired of wars that are fought with pillows and snuggles, I want actual risk when it comes to fights!

......Someone will probably write your idea but mine won't happen......unless someone writes it just to spite me.

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>>29000630
"Twilight, I've had far, far more sex than you have."
>"Teehee anon, that's so silly. Everypony knows that stallions remain chaste until marriage."
>This fucking horse.
>"Also, twenty times zero is still zero"
"THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU SAY IT!


>My captcha involved drawing a circle around a street sign. What the fuck?

>>29000617
Good luckaroonies. Just don't go full Chad.

>>29000540
Still not funny.

>>29000630
> "And that's when the mommy pony calls the stork to have them deliver the foal to the hospital. After that, she takes a nice long rest in a private room, and waits for Mr. Stork to arrive."
"Alright, so is this the sex talk for little kids, or do you really think this is how it goes?"
> Twilight scrunches
> "I'll have you know that this is exactly what my father told me when I asked him about it."
"When you were a filly."
> "Not when I was a filly! I was seven! Practically a full grown mare!"
> You roll your eyes, only to see stork flying away by the window
> ...
> Twilight gives you a smug smile

> Celestia puts down her tea cup
> "Oh, that's what I tell all my little ponies. I even have a stork habitat near every major hospital. It started off as a joke, but they honestly believed me. I just don't have the heart to tell them the truth now."

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>>28994361
>"if you break my door I'm giving you a spanking! is that what you want?!"
>>"~yeeeeeesssss~" she breath heavily into the keyhole.

D-Damn...

>>29000639
I see what you mean by the whole heavy studying being a harder thing for Lightning to get into, at teh same time she started out wanting to get into with the idea of being like Daring Doo, who goes on adrenaline filled adventures against near de wells who want to sell priceless relics to collectors never to see the light of day.

Now after realizing how much study is involved she might not go full tilt for the archelogy bits as she once had as akid, just kinda wanted to show that there was some growth there aside from 'topcunt v2.0 cuntiest edition'

>>29000703
>she started out wanting to get into with the idea of being like Daring Doo

I mean I realize that was the angle, and it does give the concept weight, but that's almost like a mare wanting to be a reporter because they like Superman. In other words, admiring Daring Do and wanting to be like her makes sense. Choosing to be a history professor like Daring Do, doesn't, at least for me.

>just kinda wanted to show that there was some growth
Again, I realize this, and I think it went well despite my criticism. I just still think it's hard to see her as a dedicated student.

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>>28999450
>>things you will never have

>>29000180
>Flutterrape
I didn't know it was 2013. I didn't know literal actual shit was considered quality content.

>>28999450
I like how the kids with the angry moms are happy and the happy moms have kids fighting

>>29000687
>> "Not when I was a filly! I was seven! Practically a full grown mare!"
>"I was born from the stork; moulded by it. I didn't ask about the stork until I was already a mare."

>>29000567

>anon uses sneak attack

>it's super effective

>femdom
Role reversal isn't femdom. If role reversal counts as femdom, does that mean that regular gender roles count as maledom?

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>>29000762
>"Is incest your fetish, daddy?"

>>29000811
"Dammit! ...Yes."
>She smiles smugly at you

>>29000808
1950s GR might, or if you ask tumbler then yes.

I think >>28998735 confused being the dominant member in a relationship with S&M femdom

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>>29000811
>>29000829
>TFW Fluttershy courted you, convinced you that she loved you, had a child with you, became a parent with you, presumably raised your child to legal age (I'm not judging anyone), devoted hundreds of hours into creating a powerful electra complex in your daughter.....
>....just so that she could test her theory that incest was your fetish
Someone give that mare a medal.

>>29000874
Give that mare a dicking, right after you give your daughter 3 or 4.

>>29000888
Well.... I mean, your daughter is already pretty fucked up by that point. Either road you choose, there's going to be a mental breakdown sometime in the near future.

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>>29000874
>>29000888
She deserves it at that point.

>>28998947
Is there more of Slav Trixie?

>>29000902
Down be such a pessimist, Anon.
Your duties as a husband and a father just have a bit more overlap now, nothing more.

https://derpibooru.org/928307
https://derpibooru.org/982920

>>28998947
>"Now I will making the love to you."