Friends Forever #34 is still storytimed here!
>>28928884
December begins, but there's time to go before school gets out. And that means tests, too! Fillies and colts can't get too distracted by the holidays if they want to keep their grades up! Cheerilee probably has some festive stuff planned before the break, though. Her curriculum seems to be flexible enough for that even if she didn't pen it in advance.
>>28972578
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>28977674
>they have to take their quantum physics exam right after the holidays
Cheerilee is a cruel mistress
>>28977693
Man, what are Pound and Pumpkin going to have to learn in their first year?
>>28977708
Lagrangian mechanics
>>28977674
>But why would they call it a winter month if it's mostly autumn
Nigga i gots a meter of snow last month
>>28977722
you live in a city constantly surrounded by snow that's only held in check by a fragile magical relic
Its probably been mentioned but NWN1 is free on gog.com right now.
Also apples
>>28977764
I want to boop her marefriend. Right in front of her.
gigglesnort
>>28977782
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>28977784
some anthro OC
>>28977740
>NWN1 is free on gog.com right now.
You wouldn't launch a filly
Filly wants her own internet domain.
>>28977846
niggerfaggot is a good artist and an upstanding guy, delete this
>>28977843
She's not hacking my gibson.
So hang on, has DWK done recaps for every season 6 episode?
>>28977899
>she shows up in a fancy dress for her rap battle
>>28977917
yeah
>>28977782
what a large horse ass she has
>>28977899
i love this
I've been listening to the mannrobics theme for 2 hours straight now.
>>28977973
>one of my pony waifus is green
>one of
>waifus
Nigger what
It was actually Nate Dogg who said "Smoke weed everyday".
>>28977740
I'll take those apples.
>>28978030
>he tried to hide his polygamy faggotry in a dead horse
>>28978092
Don't think about fillies.
>>28978199
I would lose my sense of self if I took this advice. This is my life.
why do people feel the need to combine their sonic OCs into their pony OCs
this guy also has a huge vore fetish. he really is setting himself up for a rough time in life.
>>28978179
praise the sun everyday
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-praise
praise the sun every day every day every day every day day
>>28978246
Bloomy is so cute.Would she get angry if I called her Bloomy?
>>28978258
>sonic
>ponies
>vore
the autism trifecta
>>28978292
WOW! FAGGOT!
>>28977680
>>28978143
But they are not yours!
>>28978326
So long as I assert myself as holder, I am the proprietor of the apples.
>>28978331
I am the holder of the apple.
I know as mayor of ponyville that I have some BIG shoes to fill!for you
>>28978292
will she berate me for having a job?
Finally finished season six and YO that finale was pretty great
A++ Good Stuff I'm Glad I Watched It
also I'm really starting to love Trixie, she's great
>>28978461
Trixie's interactions with Twilight are great
>>28978301
>>28978461
>starting to
>>28978466
Trixie was the cutest in the finale. Couldnt deal.
>>28978466
dude yeah, she's finally got something over Twilight and she's NOT letting her forget it
>>28978471
I mean, I liked her the first couple of times she showed up, but she was easy to forget, I guess? Now that she's just bumming around Ponyville, I hope we get to keep seeing her.Also she DID just save the world, maybe it's time for her to ditch the trailer and start living in a real house?
>>28978489
>Also she DID just save the world, maybe it's time for her to ditch the trailer and start living in a real house?
Will you give Trixie the bits to buy a house? Or will you at least buy tickets to her next show?
>>28978489
>Also she DID just save the world, maybe it's time for her to ditch the trailer and start living in a real house?
>Changing anything about a super-popular character in a 7 seasons long show.
>>28978499
heck YEAH I'll go see her next show - I hear it's gonna be killer!
>>28978506
I'm sorry what
>>28978506
Giving her a house isn't really changing much.
Despite your previous attempts to stop her, cadence AGAIN shows up high as fuck at your door holding another fucking pizza. What do this time?
>>28978512
She's never going to ditch that trailer.
She's far too popular character to change anything on.
Best you can hope is get a notTrixie akin to notTwilight - Glimmer who is going to actually live in Ponyville ad all that.
>>28978522
Break out my Dreamcast.Or ask if she wants to go on an adventure or something
>>28978522
take the pizza and eat it with a much better princess
9 pages...
Something got purged...
>>28978538
But the best princess is already there.
>>28978461
Trixie is really great when she shows up as part of the crew rather than as antagonist.
I mean, she is fun as antagonist, too, but even better as sidekick.
yes she is - she's always here
>>28978522
Why would I want to stop her?
>>28978518
>that outfit
>>28978522
>autistic barbie girl with a love for peetzer
WHY ISN'T SHE REAL
>>28978469
getting naked and booping yourself at the dinner table is not acceptable glimmer
>>28978522
DEPLOY PEETZER
>>28978635
But Glimmer is usually naked.
>>28978649
We should fix that, ponies are cuter in clothes.
>>28978645
TACTICAL PEETZER INCOMING
This is how boopin is supposed to be
the pones they scrunch so perfectly
>>28978656
I like the way you think.
>>28978675
But you aint got no pants
So there's this comic on derpi I just need someone to share with
https://derpibooru.org/1307611
because it's about Rarity getting tentacle-raped by a car
>>28978659
GET YOUR PPs OUT FOR PEETZER
January 2017:
>Little Witch Academia
>Code Geass R3
>KonoSuba 2nd season
>MLP S7 and FMP 3rd season yet to get a date.
This hiatus ain't going to be so bad after all.
>>28978732
>Implying we'll get to next year
End of the world Dec 31 get hype
>>28978732
True. Hell, even Story of Seasons 2 and Kojima's new game will be out before S7 even airs at this rate.
>>28978675
What a forward mare.
>>28978717
I...
huh.
>>28978732
S7 starts on Spring 2017. No definite date, yeah, but if it's like S6 it should be around March - April.
>>28978745
It will start on time, but there will be athree weekhiatus between each episode.
>>28978717
Well, that's something.
>>28978755
oh no~
>>28978732
>>Code Geass R3
W-what?
>>28978803
Why's anon referring to some filthy human whore using the name of Princess Of The Beb?
>>28978829
Huge news from a couple of days ago, sticky on /a/, threads everywhere, JIBUN WOOOO etc.
It's confirmed, get hype nigger
>>28978838
She's trying something new, give her a break
>>28978847
Ha, I always knew he wasn't dead.
>>28978829
自分をををををををををををををを!!!!
Also, there are LWA previews on /a/. Release date is the 8th of January.
>>28978803
unf
>>28978732
>>28978829
>>28978847
>>28978852
>>28978857
GOOD HEAVENS, LOOK AT THE TIME
You've got mail!
Meanwhile in pony jeparody
>>28978873
Take it back and get the japanese one to deliver it. Shes better.
>>28978869
I miss old /a/, I miss being a weaboo and watching tons of anime and be excited for stuff
>>28978886
look at the name of this board....study it, read the letters. do the letters MLP spell ANIME?
>>28978886
Yet you still regularly visit a weeb site.
>>28978937
Yeah
>>28978937
I love my little ponime.
>>28978937
Yes.
>>28978873
Why is it in her mouth when she has claws?
Gabby is weird.
>>28978937
I mean, yeah
>>28978869
>>28978956
Look at that tummy. Shes been having way too many fritters.
>>28978991
she's just bulking
>>28978732
And Samurai Jack someday.
>>28978732
>Code Geass R3
i dont know why i loved this show so much. i didnt have internet at my place for a few months so on sundays to watch new eps i would drive to work to watch it and then jack off to furry porn in the bathrooms. the place was closed on sunday.
filly over sauced your dog
>>28979012
>i dont know why i loved this show so much.
I liked it because the protagonist just accepted his power and put it to good use rather than being a whiny little bitch like it happens so often in anime.
Can you imagine what it felt like for Soarin?Can you imagine what it felt like for Dash?
If any of you guys haven't watched one of DWK's videos, here's your chance.
He recaps the episodes with the same cynical bullshit that permeates /mlp/.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT1tAbK9XgoSxAi2xUIqY4w
>>28979028
>Dash that much smaller
She was probably split apart.
>>28979028
those are some ugly kids
>>28979028
Can furries draw heads not derived from dogs?
>>28978937
Anime means "animated show" so, yeah.
MLP is an anime.
>>28979028
>dick too large for sex so they used artificial insemination
lame
>>28979035
>If any of you guys haven't watched one of DWK's videos
Yep, I mean
You can watch a single one and feel like you've already watched all of them considering how little his commentary varies
>>28979035
Half of MLPG would suck his dick given the chance, so I think everyone already knows him.
Thanks anyway!
>>28979028
hes a big pony
>>28979038
no. they learn one shape and then they apply it to every animal
>>28979054
What's wrong with Brad's face?
>>28979038I do my best not to
>>28979059
>Current year
>brad
ha better luck next time pal
>>28979036
She probably screamed that a couple times, yeah.
>>28979049
You know they would keep trying anyway. Dash likes a challenge.
>>28979062
>>28979071
>just passes out from sensory overload halfway through
>>28979012
Tune in next time for another thrilling installment of Anon's blog
>>28979070
Flash Sentry as Mike Dawson when?
>>28979035
He's been posting them here since the first episode, anon
>>28979093
I know, but there seems to be a a bit of attention to him lately and everyone on this shithole should know the pony nicks he uses and the stupid shit he says
Nicker.
>>28979145no one cares
>>28979145
>>28979145
>>28979166
Go to /unf/ if you want to ERP
>>28979161
BUSTED
>>28979171
>>28979171
I'll stop.I'd rather just tease Anon and leave him hanging anyway.
>>28979183
>carrot top
>rainbow dash
>lyra
Scandalous.
>>28979203
Two out of three ain't bad
>>28979233
Dash is a very pretty pony though. Why wouldn't you jerk off to her?
>>28979166
Filly says she'll be your huckleberry
>>28978287
Supremely angry
>>28978881
Who is muffins?
>>28978881
SHUCK IT, TREBEK
I want to use a pipette to microscopically cum inside bacteriadash
>>28978881
Who is all of them? Show is on hiatus.
I don't like ponies. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.
honestly, if you don't like ponk's thicc ass you need to be put into an asylum
>>28978881
Who is Rainbow Dash?
>>28979357
>tfw I saw the thumbnail and was scared it was one of those artworks where she's all bruised and bleeding
>>28979365
>thicc
Should I also keep her 100 and smash dat muhfugn like button
>>28979382
Niggas get bothered by the dumbest shit.
>>28979357
Go fuck yourself, Anakin
>>28979389
ikr, hit me up on kik & lets marinade on that
>>28979395
From my point of view, the ponies are evil!
>>28979400
Why are you like this?
>>28979403
EXECUTE ORDER SIXTY-SIX
I wanted you guys to know that you live in a world where this exists.
>>28979437
Oh yeah well you live in a world where someone thought Equestria Girls was a good idea
>>28979429
Order Sixy-six piitzars, got it boss.
>>28979437
If I can live in a world where a giant musky anthro pony with a radioactive dick has a club inside her ass I can live with this.
>>28979445
it's funny how awful your opinions are sometimes
>>28979454
He's right though, we could have had more ponies instead.
>>28979437
At least they aren't conjoined by crotchboob, anon.
>>28979461
We have lots of ponies - I'm actually pretty happy for something different. I haven't seen the new one yet, but the other three movies have all been fun.
>>28979454
Please stay in your dead character general, thanks.
>>28979477
equestria girls should kys themselves
>tfw your waifu hasn't been in the show since season 2 and is confined to EqG generals
>>28979501
Banana Quiet, what's wrong with your hind legs.
You got some kind of 'The Thing' shit going on right there, Palmer.
>>28979257
>only 8 ponies in there I can't name
>>28979514
>A Season 2 character stuck in EqG hell
...who?
>>28979501
>not a Miltank
YOU HAD ONE JOB ANON, AND YOU'VE GONE AND BEEFED IT
>>28979526
The fuck is a Miltank?
>>28979501
I appreciate the x-ray shot, what a cute detail
>>28979531
I think they're some kind of digimon from that yu gi oh business all the kids are nuts about.
You know, shadow clone ju jitsu and all that shit.
>>28979357
IWTCIDV
>>28979501
Kill yourself
>>28979546
you first
Telling Rainbow Dash that stallions are faster and stronger than mares.
>>28979548
She's so dumb, she'd probably argue with her own echo.
>>28979647
the night guard pones were pretty cute
>>28979583
>Rainbow Dash shouting "No, I'm the best" in a cave for hours
>>28979653
Would you nohomo Larson's OC?
>>28979664
No ponies with stubble look awful
maybe one of the regular guard ones though
>>28979664
I only like Larson as a friend.
>>28979664
I'd fullhomo his OC
>>28979664
what does it say on his armor?
>>28979664
I'd tone the detail on the armor down just a tad
>>28979685
or at least give him one of the types that actually appeared in the show
>>28979685
It's too detailed to appear on the show, yeah. Apparently he liked it though.
I don't think the armor says anything.
>Monsieur Larson had a few requests for his OC. Firstly, he wanted a Bat Pony. Not a Bat Pony like "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!" but rather a pony with batty wings, a'la Princess Luna's Nightmare Night entourage.
>Second, he wanted that Bat Pony to wear fancy armor, like the Grand Poobah of Bat Ponies.
>Third, that bat pony had to be sporting some ultra-manly stubble. Cause shaving is for clean-living farm ponies, the Royal Guard, and ageless time travelers- not worldly and debonair ponies of the night.
>Finally, he asked for the iconic Alfred Hitchcock silhouette for a cutie mark. That either means he's a fan of mystery and suspense or has a deep, resonant, classical voice. Or both!
Drop the stuble and I think he's cute. But that's kind of Larson's default state so it makes sense to reflect a prominent trait like that. So meh.
>>28979691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3yDKji33VY
>>28979691
Who is the best rapper in Equestria?
>>28979770
Zecira literally speaks in rhyme, anon
>>28979775
Who would this Zecira be,
claiming to rhyme better than me?
>>28979775
I can rhyme too, but that doesn't mean I'm a good rapper.
>>28979786
She's Zecora's sister and she has red and black stripes and she's not QUITE an OC
>>28979794
But do you rhyme everything you say?
>>28979812
Yes
>>28979816
Oh.
>>28979770
what flavor of rap snacks would rap mare have
The ponies are harassing you again
>>28979909
Pony treats
>>28979909
BBQ oat flavor
sex with ponies
>>28979922
i would buy it
>>28979936
>stay in school
>>28979930
Sex with ponies in public.
>>28977722
Nice full house.
>>28979909
what the fuck
>>28979989
>not wanting to eat Migos brand snacks
>>28979803
>Instead of a Mohawk she wears a blond weave.
>>28979989
Love that little poner.
>>28980018
Dead OCs?
Grab the filly.
>>28980031
>>28980072
What does Rarity do for fun?
>>28980092
I think you know the answer
>>28980094
How many STDs does Rarity have?
>>28980094
>>28980112
Please stop, the ponies are pure.
Filly says it's her first time with a human.
>>28977421
first of all (You)
So Wheres DISCORD RAP download, you motherfucker?
What's Pony gonna do when she gets outta jail?
>>28980112
All of them, but they're all cute/silly pony versions of human stds
>>28980143
>shota boys
Uh... Is there any other kind of shota?
>>28980031
>>28980173
horse shota
>>28980173
reverse trap shotas? Like a butch Scootaloo?
>>28980196
Why does the name of the "Avast Fluttershy's Ass" video keep changing? Why is that toaster pulling a goof on us?
>>28980189
RIP jimbo and your turbogay guard horses
Pony says do or do not, there is no try.
>>28980285
try harder for pony
>>28980254
I had to look up this post. i'm disappointed the context wasn't more funny, but as a reaction image it's still hilarious.
>>28980285
You ponies, leave them. You will not need them.Twilight would lock herself in a room all day trying to puzzle out what the hell do or do not try even means
>>28980254
>turbogay guard horses
I'm intrigued
Do you have a link?
>>28980332
No anon Jimbo stopped posting in like 2011, and this is when most stuff was done or linked right in the thread, or in images
>>28978314
So help me god.
>>28980349
GODDAMMIT I TRUSTED YOU!
>>28980331
The ponies scare easily but they'll be back... And in greater numbers.
Filly has summoned the Demon King
>>28980424
that's just another filly dressed in that filly vampire costume I bought filly for Halloween after she begged me for it but then on the night of she wanted to be a princess instead so I went out and bought a stupid princess dress instead
>>28980402
We seem to be made to suffer, it is our lot in life
>>28980473
do you think Limestone has a vibrating...you know
rock collection
Filly wants you to teach her everything you know about shitposting.
>>28980483
Fillies can't shitpost.
>>28980483
shit
>>28980483
First she needs to tell me about Mare Do Well. Why does she wear the costume?
>>28980507
Maybe hes wondering why nobody's ever seen the mane 6 and Mare do well in the same place
>>28980519
Why do ponies wear shirts more often than pants?
>>28980531
Why don't ponies wear saddles?
flarednostrils
>>28980543
they wore saddles more than anything else in season 1
>>28980550
*wwalks into thread*
BUTTIsn't Betty, a womans name?
>>28980377
>>28980349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVnNSKry3yg
>>28980560
You know the rules, Anon. Stream it.
Is it true that fillies can be anything they want?
>>28980560
CHOSEN ONE
>>28980543
Why don't brides wear bridles?
Don't filly.
Open inside.
Filly dies in next week's episode.
>>28980605
What do fillies want to be?
>>28980605
Only certain fillies can.
Equestria is actually a rigid caste system.
>tfw addicted to marecock
>>28980551
who were the saddles for?
>>28980721
>>28980731
They're used for riding.
>>28980743
Could your average mare carry an average human?
You will never carry a filly.
>>28980721
shh
just give in to the perversion.
Life is so much better when you let your freak flag fly.
>>28980754
:(
>>28980731
No pony is really sure
all the unicorn guard armor still incorporates saddles though
>>28980756
anon please
i don't want to be a pervert anymore
>>28980797
It's too late anon
you've tasted the forbidden horsedick
now you can never go back to masturbating to plain old human vaginas.
>>28980807
>now you can never go back to masturbating to plain old human vaginas.
He's better off this way. Human vaginas are gross.
>>28980788
I'd drink coffee with her
>>28980763Can I carry them both?
>>28980824
You have to ask their sisters first.
How many ponies do I need to sacrifice for a typical summoning?
You know, this can be a rather lewd place
>>28980845
One innocent one.
Good luck.
>>28980819
But would youlet her sit on your lapwhile youmarathon episodes of MLP on netflix?
>>28980473
>Limestone angrily getting plowed from behind by an invisible Anon
>>28980847
But I thought MLPG was full of wholesome Christian boys with good morals.
Sweetie Belle fell in love with a human girl. Would you help her pursue her forbidden love or you would try to fix her newfound lesbianism?
Anon introduces the world of Equestria to the Pokemon games.
What happens?
>>28980863
>help her
Nigga I can't even get a girlfriend for my damn self.
Friends Forever #35 preview is up.
>>28980871
>>28980847
FAT
GREASY
TURGID
GLISTENING
SPURTING
>>28980872
>>28980876
That's all for now. Full comic should be out two Tuesdays from now on the night of the 13th.
>>28980863
Apple "jolting fear into the queer" Jack should take care of it.
>>28980847
It's not lewd if it's in the marital bed.
>>28980852
yeah
>>28980883
Your plan has backfired.
>>28980877
thanks anon
>>28980913
Good.
>>28980877
what about the accord one?
>>28980922
Nothing on that one just yet. Next one should be sometime this month though.
Unfortunately it seems like the digital release for the GoH annual never came today either like I saw on EqD and their source, Kotaku was it I think, so that's likely coming in February.
>>28980877
oh hey, the owl
yay
>>28980914
That's because it's part of their normal weekend get togethers.
https://derpibooru.org/290588
Will the movie be a success or a flop?
>>28980945
I can say with 100% certainty that it will either success or bad
>>28980847
When was MLPG not a lewd place?
Panties.
Filly is scratching at the door.
>>28980965
Thank you, Delegate from the neutral zone.
>>28980945
direct to dvd within a week
>>28981002
So I only have to wait a week to see it?
>>28980988
I just let her fucking out!
>>28980973
that's actually kinda cute
>>28980154
What would be an example?
Herpe-derpes?
>>28980988
kick the filly
>>28980988
Why isn't she using the filly door? Is her butt to big or something?
>>28981000
>That delegate is mine, and you're going to give it to me.
>>28981020
you're actually kind of cute
>>28981020
>>28981067
>>28981067
I am objectively ugly thank you very much
>>28981074
>>28981075
ANONYMOUS IS CUTE!
CUTE!!
>>28981074
>>28981075
cute and modest, i love it
>not wanting to be the little filly / colt
Red fillies. Blue fillies. What does it matter. They're all pink on the inside.
>>28981107
>They're all pink on the inside.
How do you know?
>>28981074
*Not a real filly
>>28981115
>>28981107
But it's always red vs blue
I against I and me against you
>>28981127
Feels, smells and tastes like a real filly*
>>28981132
>>28981141
That may be, and it may even cost less than even the least popular brand of Filly, but it isn't a real Filly.
>>28981141
Real filly
I Can't Believe It's Not Filly
You wouldn't eat a filly.
What is the exact limit of the force one can apply to a boop?
>>28981178
You would be correct in this instance
>>28981167
>filly will look like 5 million years from now
>>28981178
I would if I could
Princess fillies
>>28981108
Fillies are just so useful.
>>28981228
They don't even fit in his mouth, the fillies have lost all fear of him. Some even request going back first now.
>>28981249
Says you they don't fit
>>28981254
>You should chew less says the full grown pony in his stomach
>>28981167
The fillies have all become mares.
>>28981283
why
>>28981263
>Chewing your ponies
What if the Mane 6 put their spare rooms on AirBnB?
>>28981287
Such is the nature of fillies.
Describe this pony in three words or less.
>>28981317
Probably a filly.
The mares have all become fillies.
>>28981317
A good friend
>>28981324
IMPOSSIBLE
>>28981324
She grew up a little.
>friend
>>28981283
I hope it ever happens
>>28981359
She's coming right at us!
*Bang*
>>28981365
NNNN GOOD SHOT, JIMBO
Adopt the ponies
You were adopted by the ponies.
Make your own ponies.
>>28981431
Even if they turn into mutant abominations?
>>28981431
Filly yelled "Change!"
A bright light blinded you.
You are now standing in front of a very tall Anon. You're about 1 foot tall by your estimates.
>>28981483
>>28981482
Satyr or pony, being a family man with my little pony is all that matters.
>>28981485
Filly should stop trying to make me do her VR missions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1q1jD2Vj0
>>28981492
Man, someone tell Booker DeWitt it's ok to smile now and then.
>>28981513
He realizes far too late there now is undeniable proof he's fucked a horse.
A giant filly is terrorizing Townsville and you have to stop her.
>>28981517
Why go for anyone but a little pony?
>>28981527
that's pretty neat
is it done?
>>28981492
I don't think genetics work like this
>>28981536
No, still working on it.
Oh shit, that's right! I was going to do an update to test the new race selection stuff!
>>28981490
This looks promising.
>>28981553
Are villagers ponies?
>>28981561
Of course. Skeletons and villagers too. At some point I'd like to make witches into hooded zebras, but that'll take a ton of work.
>>28981492
https://youtu.be/1M9hj7NNUf8
4u
Would you trust another Anon to babysit your filly?
>>28981527
>Pineapples and MSOB standing next to each other
They're totally gonna fuck.
Filly is watching strange cartoons again and won't go to bed
>>28981578
I'd rather not.
>>28981589
But you can't watch her forever Anon.
>>28981594
I don't want my filly to become another Anon's filly.
It's like I told you
Only the ponely can play
Pony hotel.
It's like a hotel except every room comes with a pony
Pony restaurant.
It's like a restaurant except every meal comes with a pony
Pony Texas.
It's like Texas.
>>28981674
Ponxas?
Pony pony.
It's like a pony except every pony comes with a pony.
About to rewatch s5 again, what am I in for
>>28981663
>S-sir how long am I contracted? I mean, how long do you plan to stay?
>How long do ponies usually live?
>>28981703
equality for all
>>28981696
New Texas.
But with more pony.
>>28981737
>The ponies do their best to fit in with Texas and not be little
>>28981782
NOT ON THE FLOOR!
>>28981814
Filly will set you free.
Hello, mlpg
It is I, your savior, Prismatic Quick.
Cute OCs.
I want to open a pizza joint that uses pegasi or ponies with flying aparatuses for delivery.
>>28981948You could make a mail order pizza shop on Ponecraft.You could even do delivery orders.
Holy shit Christmas is 22 days away what the fuuuuck
>>28981957
I'm doing my shopping on Saturday. Can't decide if I want to brave downtown or the mega mall.
>>28981934
I have lots of those.
>>28981979
What a cute pony.
I want to stick things in her butt.
Hey, anon, it's me, applejack!
Yup! Land sakes I like apples!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s150sCxOgOYK
I'm dead.
>>28982022
Oh hey there Applejack!
Ready for your daily ass-fisting?
>>28982023
Damn. Now I'm dead too. And my sides are missing.
>>28981934
>>28982031
Oh, well, um actually I'm Rainbow Dash!
Wooo I love going fast and having a scratchy, irritable voice that no one can love!
>>28982081
wow, you have such a lovely voice
Where's Twilight Sparkle when you need her?
>>28982023
>mfw I am in that thread.
I never laughed that hard in years.
So can colt go to the sleepover?
>>28982229
I'm not having a sleep over, go home.
>>28982284
He's got his pillow and everything!
>>28982177
And then she drank it all, right?
>>28982319
>>28982327
...does she need to go on a diet?
>>28982179
Why would you ever need Twilight Sparkle?
>>28982335
For... Twilight Sparkle things?
>>28982372
Sunset is way better than twilight
And glimmering is way better than sparkling
I guess if I need a princess for things and Celestia, Luna and Cadence are all busy I guess I could call her?
>>28982376
BOOKS
Pony says a deal's a deal!
>>28982414
Strip poker isn't fair, I'm the only one with clothes.
>>28982457
You just have pony put on clothes so that you can take them off, duh.
>>28980872
Well, at least the owl works well with his style
>>28982467
>Put on all the panties
>>28982467
I'm going totake off AJ's hat
>>28982474
She has a literal closet full of those.
>>28982476I'll take those off, too
>>28982481
It's a magical closet, there are always more
>>28982482
>Anon's tent outside of town is packed with hats and bows he stole from Sweet Apple Acres.
>He sleeps outside his tent, on the farm.
>>28982482
It's not like she lives next to her closet. Every time I see her, that hat is gone.
>>28982491
Cease your theft of my wife's hats.
I liked the part where Trixie was cute.
>>28982497
I liked the part where she literally was suicidal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g_GgbICsZI
Remember old Glimmer?
>>28982518
man this episode was so great, especially because no one expected it to escalate like this
>>28982519
I still remember when I showed my friend that season premiere. He was blown away that there was a fucking cult on MLP.
>>28982524
Found it surprising that they dared to go against the "everyone is totally equal in all regards" narrative and instead pointed out that people being different from each other is normal and there is nothing wrong with it.
>Life is so grand in our town
>We're all equal here
>If someone is superior
>We're shaking all with fear
PONK'S UP, BREH
>>28982568
>fluffy ponka drowned
>>28982501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_FeYSlj1rQ
>>28982518
>Bad touch
>>28982637
Only good touch.
>>28982637
>>28982655
>Remember that time you trapped me in a house
>Guess who's getting locked in a castle all season~
>>28982657
it's in your heart
Marker is a good pone
>After hitting on the barista pony for-
>Three
>Fucking
>Hours
>She walks up to your table, and - reeling back while inhaling for an impressive amount of time - she spits in your drink.
>You glance down at the coffee.
>Then back up to the barista.
>Then at the coffee.
>You pick up the cheap styrofoam mug, put it to your lips, and drink.
>All while maintaining eye contact.
>You have to establish dominance after all.
>>28982679
intense
>>28982518
I want to tickle Glimmer for her sins.
>>28982694
are you the royal tickler
>>28982680
There are other ponies in the sea you know
>>28982706
SHOO BI DOO
>>28982697
Yes. It is my occupation to tickle torture villainous ponies to make them repent for their wrongdoings.
They all fear the sight of me.
I want a filly for Christmas.
>>28982710
Just one?
>>28982518
would you let her steal your special talent?
>>28982721
>your special talent
Good joke
where's the new threeeeeead
>we hit the image limit before the bump limit
noice
>>28982730
No new horses left.
>>28982715
Maybe one for every room of my house.
New horse when and where?
>>28982747
>>28982747
>>28982747
Do Pinkie's other sisters have any educational plans?