Momlestia #39

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>>28972199
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] http://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night http://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night http://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending http://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] http://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

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>>28972201
>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (unfinished/dead)

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

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It's about that time, ain't it.

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>>28972208
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

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>>28972214
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033

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>>28972216
\\\\\\\\\\Greentext prompts//////////

Here is a collection of greentext prompts that appeared in the past threads. Any writefag is free to take a crack at them and see what happens. You don't necessarily have to stick to the original prompt in its entirety, feel free to use bits of them at your pleasure.

>anon is an adult when he comes to equestria
>when he wakes up he thinks he simply passed out in the forest and decides to sing one of his favorite song while he attempts to walk home.
>he sings "house of the rising sun"
celestia hears it
>thinks anon has had the worst life imaginable and decides to be a proper mother to him
>even though anon is 23 years old


>anon arrives at equestria and is 20-30 years old
>he stays at the castle and makes friends with Luna and Celestia
>as more time passes anon and Celestia get closer and closer as friends, Celestia starts to act more and more motherly to anon
>she does it without really thinking about it, more on a subconscious level
>it gets so bad she basically did the paper work adopting anon while working on several other legislation on a really boring day


>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"


Here are the older prompts: >>28780068 (https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033/#28780068)

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>>28972221
>"Lulu, it was awful. The poor dear was singing some ballad about his father being a gambler and his mother a taylor."
>"There, there, sweetheart, I'll see to it you have the life you deserve from now on~"
>'..I'm actually like 28, thank-'
>"Shhhhh~"

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>"Anonymous, sweetie, I promise you'll have fun at Auntie Moon's and it's just for a few days."
>'E-everything is 'MOON PRISON THIS' and 'MOON PRISON THAT' though, mom.'
>"*Mwah~* I don't want to hear it, your Aunt loves you very much, now be good, she's coming."
>Your Crazy Aunt saunters along the featureless grey desertscape of the moon
>"Y-YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGIVE US, NEPHEW, WE DID NOT HAVE TIME TO CLEAN THE PLACE, HA HA!"
>You wonder if her neighbors Ignignokt and Err are going to be here again

>>28972269
This one has potential

I want Celestia to spank me like a little foal

Seeing /mom/ always makes me happy.

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>"Anonymous, you're royalty and I'll NOT see my royal son casually 'walking' about when we are out."
>"You will ride atop me."
>'What-, what's the riding crop for, mom?'
>Ywn ride her out in public
>The masses will never be puzzled by the sight of their herald embracing such simplistic acts like being fed sugarcubes or whinny'ing

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>>28972199
Hey mom I got a new girlfriend.

>>28972419
Leave.

I like to believe when anon puts the saddle on her it awakens deeply imbedded horse instincts. She immediately take off, bucking and braying around the garden in full view of everyone. She tries desperately to buck you off but your massive gains prevent her from doing so. She could easily just fly and flip over to drop but she's in a panic from her horse instincts. Eventually she tries herself out and collapses. You simply hop off and pull her head into your lap. She can only pant and sniff your body, having been reduced to her most basic animal behavior. You offer she a carrot and he quickly gobbles it. Then you make her stand up and walk her to bedroom, leading her by the reins you put on her. You put Celestia to bed and pimp walk off. Everyone still in shock as you pass, especially Luna. To see Celestia so defeated did something to Luna. The next mornings Celestia explodes out of the castle in a sunburned rage. She searches everywhere for you, she intends to banish. Celestia eventually finds you on your farm working on something. She screams your name and charges. You glance in her direction and hold up your hand and mutter a simple word. Stop. She immediately halts her charge mere feet from you. Her body obeys but behind her eyes she more scared than she's ever been. She can suddenly not talk, not move, not cast magic, shes completely under his control as he leads her to a stall, her new home. He pats her neck. Walks out leaving her to her fate. Years later a search party finds Celestia in your front yard with a bag of feed strapped to her mouth. Luna is quick to arrive on the scene. She approaches her sister only for Celestia to whinny and trot a few feet away. You step out of your house and a set upon by Luna she holds you up by magic and demands you release her sister. Only for Celestia to ram into her and knock her to the ground. The magic hold in you gone, you fall only to land on Celestia`s back. She takes off with you on her back

It begins

>>28972419
>"My, isn't that so darling. You're quite taken by my son aren't you, Ms. Pie?"
>"With your penchant for parties, one might've mistaken your infatuation with him for a fleeting flight of fancy, hmm?"
>Mom gets up and walks to the coffee maker in her office
>"Not me, though. No, I can see that's genuine love in your eyes." She says taking a sip
>"And it sickens me."
>"My son is a veritable cornucopia of choice genes, an ADONIS, if you will."
>"I didn't raise him to sink it into the first girl to tell him how 'nervouscited' he makes her."
>Pinkie is shaking in her seat as Mom sits back down across from her
>"What I'm saying, Ms. Pie, is that should I hear of you holding any kind of parties, or 'par-tays' with my son, you'll be spending every saturday for the rest of the school year in detention."
>"Okie dokie lokie?"

No one loves you like mom does

>>28972493
So what girl or woman is worth Anon's genes?

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>>28972500
These two lookers

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>>28972508
l-lewd

>>28972528
Yeah I've wanted to do a little one shot about Anon going back in time and meeting his mother and aunt as young women.

>>28972500
>>28972508
>>28972528
Got to keep the line pure.
>Celestia will never arrange you and Aunt Luna to get married and wants to make love in front of her.

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>>28972381
>>'What-, what's the riding crop for, mom?'
>"It's for when mommy's being lazy and needs a swift reminder to get going, sweetie~"

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>>28972559
>Her 'vows' are a 45 minute long description of what she's going to do to you on the wedding night
>"And after our petting session, we shall engage in a rigorousgame of Stratego."

>>28972559
>"But Sister, marrying and making love to my nephew is immoral."
>"YOU WILL GIVE ME A PURE GRAND CHILD!"

>>28972559
>Celestia watches you and Aunt Luna fuck.
>"Yes, go deeper son and shoot your seed inside my sister, make her your's.

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>>28972674
>>28972839
>throughout the ordeal, a single, minor bothersome thought meanders through his mind
>"..Does this mean I'll be my own grandfather?"
>"Jesus, I've really got to draw the line somewhere, and fast."

I like this idea though, of mom watching you get your fuck on and getting off herself or giving you pointers but with Cadence

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>>28972871
WHY STOP THERE

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Lovely thought:
>Celestia knows her adopted primate child is growing up and needs to feel more independent
>She also knows he never felt he fit in with 'high society' and all of the dignitaries living and working within the castle
>But she's having a hard time letting go
>She builds a small, modest house in a secluded corner of her vast, sprawling garden
>Even thought she usually has to start her royal duties pretty early, she still makes time a few days a week to have breakfast with her favorite green guy

>>28972904
>Anon names his little burg Anonland
>Later annexes mom & auntie's bedrooms as principalities
>Levies a tax on cakes entering the castle through Anonland
>Mom offers he integrate his sovereign state or she'll withhold winghugs
>He dashes the pieces on his stratego map aside
>"She's clever, I'll give her that.."

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Naughty thought:
>Be 12yo Anon
>Be at home with your gf, Pinkie
>Mom and Auntie are stuck at some parent - teacher conference
>Won't be home for hours
>You're lying on your bed, pants and boxers pulled to your knees
>You wanted to go all the way with her, but she said she's not ready for that yet
>But she came up with a compromise: "How about you let me play with your 'pastry frosting bag' until you shoot your 'sweet creme' all over my 'cupcakes'?"
>Pinkie's tugging away for about 7 or 8 minutes before you let her know you're about to nut
inner dialog:
>T-3 seconds; you're gonna give this girl the facial of a lifetime
>T-2 seconds; this is going to be the greatest moment of your lif-waitwhyisthedooropening
>T-1 second; abortabortabortabortabortabortabortabort-toolate,thisishappening,braceforimpact
>"Sweetie, I'm home early from my meeti-ohmygod!"
>There she is... your mother
>Staring shocked at her little boy, laying on his bed, body bowed and spasming, grunting like a gorilla, shooting his preteen load all over his girlfriend's face
And that's as far as I'm going because I have to fap now.
One final thought / lewd story prompt:
>Anon has some kind of pseudo-Oedipus complex: He doesn't want to have sex with Momlestia, but he can't get off unless he knows that she's aware he's currently masturbating or fucking

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>"Oh goddamnit, mom.."
>'Save it, Anonymous. The Pretty Princess Box 9000 is both stylish AND functional for the princess on the go.'

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>>28972883
>"Anonymous, did you know your cousin Cadence is the dean of admissions at Canterlot Prep?"
>'Wow, she's the boss of something that isn't peetzer related?'
>"Hush, you. She's in your room waiting to talk to you about a possible transfer. Best behavior, young man."
>'Aye aye, captain. The lithium crystals are br-r-r-eakin up, mom, she cannae take nu more!"
>"ROOM."
>You don't even turn around to see mom's amaterasu glare
>Once inside your room you flip on the light to find your older cousin sitting on your bed
>"Oh shit, I'm so-..wait, Condense, what's going on?"
>'I've been looking over your transcripts and permanent records.' She says, letting them idly fall out of the manila folder she's holding
>'..'Habitual troublemaker'..'Multiple notifications of truancy'...'Unlimited potential but lazy'.'
>'My, my, is THAT the type of student I want to place my reputation on the line for?~'
>"Look, Candy, it's kind of important to mom that I get accepted. It'd really tak-"
>'Shhh. As it so turns out, you ARE the type of ..young man I would do this for.'
>'You are the type of young man I want, beneath me, at Canterlot Prep.'
>What
>"..I'm sorry, what?"
>'Anonymous, I know you've always had a crush on me. Even now I can spot that tent you're pitching.'
>'I promise I'll quit torturing you right now if you tell me what you like most about me.'
>FCUK
>She's since taken your hands and guided you to sit beside her
>"I-it's tough to put into words, you know, I-I mean if I had to choose just one thing.."
>She licks your neck and starts fondling your crotch
>'Mmm, surprise me, pick one.'
>"Y-you always made me feel so safe and loved as a kid. H-how hot and funny you are were j-just added bonuses."
>"Iloveyou."
>[a little while later]
>"Oh my, she must really be laying down some truth up there, perhaps I should tell her not to be so hard on him."
>Mom puts an ear against your door
>'Y-YOU GONNA BE A GOOD BOY, ANON, YOU GONNA LISTEN TO DEAN CADENCE?'
>"YES, AH, I'LL BE GOOD!"

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>"Uh oh."
>"Sweetie, get the benadryl out of mommy's saddlebags."

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>>28972559
>and wants to make love in front of her
Fucking join in already, mom.

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>>28974184
>"Oh my..I'll definitely have to share these with Luna, Anonymous certainly has a way with words."
>"..'There I was, gazing at my mom's ass. My adoptive horse mother, the mare who'd loved, cherished, and raised me into the man I am today.'.."
>"..'It was now or never, I had to make the first move and be sure she felt the same.'.."
>"L-lewd.."
>"..'Mom?' I asked? 'Can we mak-'"
>'Princess Celestia?'
>"FUCKING SHIT, TWILIGHT DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT."

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>ywn have monstergirl mom & auntie

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>>28972904

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>You've flipped through one too many of Luna's neighponese 'love' comics
>It's just a meme, right?
>..Whatever a 'meme' is
>What level headed mother wants to have sex with her son?
>With her, handsome, virile son
>"You ok, mom?"
>"Mom?"
>Oh phoenix shit, he's looking
>'N-NEVER WETTER!'
>'*ahem* Better. Never better, sweetheart.'
>*drip*
>"...K."

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>>28974731
>She doesn't have a real horde like other dragons
>She does have some gold and trinkets she keeps lying around for any visitors
>But she considers all of the creatures on her planet her 'horde'
>And every time there's a major war where plenty of her little 'gold nuggets' are killing each other, she steps in to force an end to the fighting and make the opposing sides talk things out

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>>28975351
>wrasslin' with mom & auntie

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From the last thread. I only saw it on the archive, so I'm sorry I haven't responded sooner. I'm still around. Just have things I've been doing elsewhere.

Lore Love is still about and loves you all.

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>>28975578

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>>28975351
>>28975386

>You will never make the mistake of teasing your half-stack short auntie about her "self-defense classes"
>You didn't know she was taking pro MMA lessons from a jujitsu black belt
>You place your hand on her shoulder and laugh while you ask her if the price of the lessons comes with a can of mace and a rape whistle
>When you feel her dainty hands grab your wrist, you look down at her to see an evil grin spread across her face
>Before you can blink, you're laying on your side with your head and neck pinned to your shoulder, and your aunts thighs are squeezing them together like a vise.
>While the corners of your vision start to blacken and you feel your consciousness slip away, you can hear her say, "Good night, sweet prince."

>You will never tease your mom about her "Foxy Boxing" classes
>What she didn't tell you was she was being trained by a former light-heavyweight world champion and an Olympic gold medalist
>You make fun of her seemingly oversized gloves and tell her she could hit you a thousand times and it wouldn't hurt a bit
>You then egg her on by sticking your face out towards her and pointing at your lips while making kissing noises
>After what happens next, it'll take a week for your vision and jaw to straighten back out
>All it takes is one solid right rook to your face to send you sprawling out on the floor
>Over the new ringing in your ears, you faintly hear your mother chanting, "Celly! Bomaye! Celly! Bomaye!" as she's jogging laps around the gym.

>>28975821
>"I'm sorry, did someone open a window? I felt a light breeze."
>'Oh ho, you're lookin' to get mommy's famous one hitter quitter, huh?'
>"I didn't know they named slap boxing moves."
>You wake up weeks later in traction with several broken bones and head trauma

>>28975821
>You will never lull her into a false sense of security by weakly wrapping your arms around her waste.
>You'll never shock her when you snap her up over your head and onto her back.
>You'll never take her to Suplex City, and call her a bitch as she wobbles to her feet,

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>>28975876
>"OH MAN, J.R., ANON'S IN TROUBLE NOW!"
>'BAH GOD, KING, SHE'S GONNA GIVE EM' THE CHAIR!'

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Last thread was really fun, man.

Hopefully this one isn't as heavy on the feels again

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>"Awww, Luna, look."
>"He's all tuckered out from his big day."
>Mom places a kiss upon his cheek
>"See you in the morning, sunshine."
>Auntie touches the tip of her horn gently to his head
>'Rest, Nephew. We shall see thee soon.'
>Anonymous stirs as they begin to leave
>"Sznzz..wha-..M-MOM..f-fuckin..hydrox..capri suns..Oh yeah..zzz"

>>28972199
Yaaaaaas

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>>28976563

>>28972904
>>28972925
CK2 Style vassal management when?

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>>28972839
>Celestia lavishes Luna's swollen belly more than the prospective father
>Only the best genes for this newborn

>>28976739
>Anon shows up to the pony version of the U.N.
>"Oh, isn't that so darling. *ahem* Citizens of Equus, the council recognizes the delegate from Anonland has the floor."
>"Go ahead, sweetie~"
>'Moooooom! You're not 'sposed to call me that!'

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>>28976845
>Anon is his daughters uncle
>Celestia is her grand aunt
OK OK TIME OUT

>>28976855
Well, when the only pony who carries genes worthy enough to be bred with your adoptive son's is your sister...

You gotta do what you gotta do.

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>wake up
>get off thinking about sexy mom & auntie shenanigans
>think 'Y-yeah, I'm gonna write about this when I'm done'
>cum
>'do what now?'
>mfw

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>>28973302
But what if (unspecified rival educational institution) which has better funding and its own particle physics lab tries to poach Anon for themselves? How could Cadance ever hope to convince Anon to come to Canterlot Prep instead?

>>28976739
You mean murdering everybody you don't like and sleeping with their sisters, wives and daughters before stealing their duchies for yourself because they have better sub-holdings?

>>28977829
>In this universe Anon cucked Shining Armor before he got a chance to ask her out.
>Anon fucks sweet cousin Candyass.

>>28977829
Not with that pankcake ass

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>>28977829
>Vice Principal Luna knocks on her sister's door
>"Come in."
>'Sister, will you not join us for lunch?'
>"I..I would, Lulu, but I-I've ..*sniff*"
>'Tia, please, do not be sad.'
>"I just miss him is all. D-do you know how many times he'd come into my office throughout the course of the day just to say hi or 'I love you, mom'?"
>'..I-it is what's best for his education, Sister.'
>"I just hope he's taking to his new surroundings and making friends.."
>Meanwhile at Canterlot Prep all the students think Anon is some kind of Mad Max for 'enduring' public school with no chauffeurs or weekly 10k allowances

>>28977881
>Meanwhile at Canterlot Prep all the students think Anon is some kind of Mad Max for 'enduring' public school with no chauffeurs or weekly 10k allowances

More of this.

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>>28977868
That's not a very nice thing to say about your cousin. Are you trying to make her feel self-conscious?

>>28977881
>>28977894
>Anon still uses a smart phone that is over two years old.
>He drives a beat up car from early 90s
>He got his clothes from Target and Walmart.
>His parents made less than $100,000 a month.
>He has gone to hell known as public school and survived to tell the tale.

>>28977935
>"Anon do you like our new underwear?"
>You didn't know that mom and auntie had tattoos.

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>>28977935
>You are Anonymous
>Duh
>And you're about to engage in some good old fashioned all american red blooded shoot em' up vidya
>Jeah boyeee it's about that time to cap some bi-
>The door to your room bursts open
>'ABSOLUTELY NOT, LUNA, IT'S ONE THING TO INSINUATE YOU'VE THE BETTER REAR, BUT TO SAY CADENCE CAN OUTDO US BOTH?!'
>No
>No god please
>You were so close to having a normal day without having to judge anoth-
>"THE RULES ARE QUITE CLEAR, SISTER, MAJORITY RULES AND AS SUCH, CADENCE AND I DEMAND AN ASS-OFF."
>'Hmmph, fine!'
>Mom turns to you and changes her tone instantly
>'I know my boy will make the right decision. Think of how many meals you've taken off these cheeks, sweetheart.'
>boner approaching titanium hhhhwhite levels
>"Nephew, thou art the most level headed and honest male we know, surely you will see your Aunt's posterior as the superior rear."
>Cadence walks up between them and turns, exposing her bottom
>She gives it a light slap
>Datjiggle
>So there's 3 butts in front of you
>OR you can take the mystery box!
>'Mooom..' You whine
>'Do you realize how unfair this is, to me? Like, do you think I want to make my aunt or cousin feel bad?'
>You place quick kisses on all 3
>'There, you've all got nice butts.'
>Which was a mistake
>'...Wow, really, REALLY nice, soft, round butts..'
>Because those kisses turn from pecks to vigorous hungry snogs
>The 3 turn their heads and meet eyes
>Mom rolling hers and Cadence & Luna adorning expressions of pure contentment
>They know you'll pick a winner eventually
>Eventually

>>28977998
Little does Anon know they used to ride with a biker gang.

"Aunty Luna, why do those huge guys with the leather jackets and the scars call you Curb Stomper?"
>"Oh, well... perhaps that's a story best saved for when you're older, dear Anon."
"Okay, but why do they also call you Fuck Machine?"

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>>28978014
>CADENCE AND I DEMAND AN ASS-OFF

>>28977986
>"I must say, he does have a certain..pedestrian allure to him." Fleur whispers to Suri
>'I wouldn't mind taking measurements on that body. Probably had to fight everyday in their gladiator ring.'

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>>28972199
"Hey Cousin Candy I nee-"
>Open door see Cadance holding a vibratior control with a line connecting to Twilight.
>"Oh uh.. hi."

>>28977881
>>28977986
More?

>Mom is on Anon to take a more active role in his Princely duties
>Names him an ambassador of goodwill to foreign nations
>Leaders are always so enthused and happy to have him
>He always returns so tired and haggard
>It's not easy practicing diplomacy with a dick that doesn't listen
>Mom finds it a bit out of sorts when she gets a letter from the minotaur princess asking for more frequent visits from him in the name of diplomacy
>Then one from Blue Nile, Princess of Saddle Arabia
>Later on in the day a large ruby is thrown at the doorsteps of the palace with a crudely written letter stating "DIMUN DOG WANT MOR GREEN MAN"

>>28978267
What, not booty call requests from a qt dragon princess? Man, Anon's losing his mojo.

>>28978267
Someone green this PLEASE! I'll do anything....I'll make ya feel good

>>28978267
kek'd and dong risen.

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>>28978339
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak, and spongy.

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>>28977894
>>28977986
>how crystal prep students perceive Anon

>>28978565
How are their pelvises not broken at that point already?

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>>28978870
>"What do you mean that you had to bring you own lunches? and that the food they serve there isn't gourmet?
>"Well there was something five star at Canterlot...

>>28978891
The pelvis of a lesser man, ofcourse, but not Chief Thunderthrust of the slapaho tribe.

>Anonymous crawls through the door dragging his limp lower body
>"M-mom, there's gotta be another way for us to smooth relations over without having to whore me out."
>Mom's counting all her various forms of currency
>'Oooh, solly, wish there was but no can do. Equestria has never been so prosperous, sweetheart! Your special brand of delegating is paving the way to lead us to a brighter future!'
>"..Well what've you been doing the whole time?"
>She pushes a few hyperspace hyperwars figures into her desk drawer and uses her magic to quickly roll up the game map
>'M-motherly princess type duties.'
>Luna enters and immediately begins to fawn and fuss over Anon
>'SISTER! For shame! All this so the griffons will release the tariff on their scones?'
>She covers Anon in a wing hug and kisses his bruises
>'My champion..dear nephew, what horrors hath your body endured...'
>"I..wouldn't call them 'horrors', exactly..b-but I sure could use a hot bath..and a sandwhich."

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>>28978943
>luna proceeds to "comfort" Anon.

>>28978941
I like to hc that when Anon is out in public with his mom or aunt, they're mistaken for a couple.

>>28978977
I am all for it. I think when they're together, Anon's just a little more passionate with her.

>>28978014
The box

THE BOX

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>>28979216
>THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE BOX

CEASE

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>>28977409
>ywn come home from work to catch your mother wearing one of your old dirty shirts because she misses your scent

>>28979272
>"It's a shame Luna got all his boxer shorts and I ended up with just shirts.."

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>"Alright, Luna, if we're to have our very own ehh, 'Thanksgiving', we should try to make it authentic as possible for Anonymous."
>'Agreed.'
>"So, what do we know about thanksgiving?"
>'We believe it to be a feast shared in the spirit of thanks, Sister.'
>"Hmm..feast..thanks. Makes sense, what else?"
>'We also seem to recall Nephew reminiscing how the Cowboys of Dallas and the Lions of Detroit always hold court on that day.'
>"Feasts? Beasts? Oh my."
>'..It is also possible that the pilgrims died for the sins of all humans but we may have gotten that mixed with another tale our Nephew has relayed.'
>"Stars above, Lulu, how did Anonymous survive it?"
>'The agent 'Tryptophan' supposedly calmed the masses for 24 hours before an event named 'Black Friday'.'
>"I'm going to hug the everloving fuck out of that boy when he gets home..braving such ferocities like that."

>>28979732
>the pilgrims died for the sins of all humans but we may have gotten that mixed with another tale our Nephew has relayed.
kek'd

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>"Hello, my little ponies, and welcome once again to True Celestial Radio."
>"A. in Canterlot, you have the floor."
>'T-THOU HATH A LARGE RUMP! *click*'
>"Oh dear, already with the troublemakers. Anonymous, sweetheart, do be a bit more diligent in screening our calls."
>"Mmm, ok, C. in Clydesdale Bluffs, you're on."
>'SIST-, I MEAN PRINCESS, IS IT TRUE THOU ART ADDICTED TO CAKE?' *click*
>"..OH YOU GODDAMN-.."
>"I AM A NICE PRINCESS, OK! I AM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!"
>[SCROLLS.WAV]

She is your host, the mom they call ghost

>>28972221
>>it gets so bad she basically did the paper work adopting anon while working on several other legislation on a really boring day
"You can't adopt me, Celestia. I'm an adult."
>"I'm a Princess, Anon. I can override that pesky little age cutoff if I want to."

>>28980662
>"Ehh I'm sorry, Prince Anonymous, I'm not to sell you any cider without written permission from your mother."

>>28972221
>>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"
hnngggg
>You are Anon, and you've got mail.
>It's a parcell from Princess Celestia.
>You open it and find a thick sweater and a small metal container filled with chocolate chip cookies; still warm.
>Both items appear to be hand-made.
>There's a small note under the sweater.
>"Hoping you are well and that this will make you feel a little less lonely."
>....
>Did you seriously just get a care package in the mail from Celestia?

>>28972419
>"No, you didn't."
"Excuse me?"
>Your mother doesn't look at you; she's too busy glaring hatefully at Pinkie Pie.
>"No," she growls, "You didn't."

>>28980422
Who are the bronies for this station? My little Human?

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>>28980686
>Anon starts spending more time with her unaware she sees him as colt to be doted on
>She covers his eyes during scary parts in movies
>Never lets him go outside without telling him to take a sweater
>Is quick to 'protect' him from other mares

>>28972500
>>28972508
>>28972559
"Mom, no."
>"Oh, sweetie," your mom coos, gently crossing her arms under bare breasts and propping them up, "Don't be like that."
"I'm not having sex with you.
>Celestia pouts playfully, purposefully shrugging her arms and making her breasts jiggle.
>She slips out from under the covers and sits cross-legged, exposing her plump lower lips.
>"Anon, we've been over this; genetic defects take more than a single generation to manifest. And besides, you'll have two lovers who will never ever stop loving you; never ever."
>The covers shift and Aunt Luna crawls out from where your mom's crotch was just a minute ago.
>"Anon?" asks your aunt, equally naked, "Listen to your mother."

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>Anon, sweetie, would you help mommy brush her mane?
No
>No what?
No
>why?
No
>just no?
No
>for all i've done for you, you just say no?
No
>You know what anon
No
>I'm done, I disown you
No


>*angry horse noises*

>>28973176
>Anon plays pranks in the castle
>Slows Celestia down and keeps her from catching on by placing cardboard boxes like these all along her morning route
>She can't resist sitting in each and every one for a couple of minutes

>>28980737
>mom, aunt, and cousin constantly trying to sex him
>shrugs and says how it's so bothersome
HE'S JUST LIKE IN MY BURMESE COMICS

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>>28980709
"Uh, Celestia, I can walk fine, I just tripped."
>"Hush now, dear. We need to get you a band-aid for that poor leg of yours, stat."

>>28976845
"Mom? Could you maybe tone it back a little bit? It's getting weird."
>"It's been weird from the beginning, sweetheart."

>>28978995
>I like to hc that when Anon is out in public with his mom or aunt, they're mistaken for a couple.
That's oddly sweet. Even if a story didn't go in that direction, Anon being that close to Celestia/Luna sounds really cute.

>>28980817
That happened to me once. Went to lunch with mom, and the waitress assumed she was my girlfriend.

We laughed at how ridiculous that was, especially since my mom doesn't love me [like that].

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>>28980795
>"I uh..I have some concerns about where this is headed, mom."

>>28980935
>"You know exactly where this is headed, Anon."
>Your mom winks and toys with the top-most button of her shirt.
>It's only now that you notice that she isn't wearing a bra.

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>>28980953
l u n c h

>>28980961
"Remind me again why Auntie's pregnant but /you're/ lactating?"
>Celestia exposes a breast and presents you with a dark, engorged nipple.
>"Sympathetic pregnancy, dear. Now eat up."
"Don't be gross, mom."
>Luna chooses this moment to speak up.
>"This coming from the boy who impregnated his aunt."
>She may have a point.

>>28980995
I like this story that's being constructed, bit by bit.

>Celestia realizes that Anon's genes are perfect, and he needs to breed with another being with perfect genes
>Though, SHE can't be the one to do it
>She's his mother, and that would just be weird, so the only logical alternative is her sister.
>Anon will impregnate his aunt so that their perfect genes will create an even more perfect child
>Luna is reluctant to be a part of this immoral, vile marathon of incest, but ultimately caves to Celestia's pressure
>After much supervised lovemaking, Anon successfully impregnates his aunt
>Celestia dotes over her sister closely, as well as preparing her own body to care for this new, perfect child
>Progesterone intensifies

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What was their first time like?
Did the need just build up inside Anonymous before the dam burst and he had to have his mother?
Did she try to resist at first?
Did she later come to realize this is the closest love she could ever share with her son?
>"Ah~, haa, A-anonymous, nnngh~, w-we shouldn't- guuuh oh skies above.."
>'M-MOM I'M -I'M SO-, I'M SORRRRY, I-, I HAD TO, MOM, I L-LOVE YOU, HHNNNGAAHFFFUCK!'

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>>28981052

>>28981234
>Twilight pays a visit to Principal Celestia
>Some BS about forming a friendship committee or something
>Mom spots an errant bit of clothing that was ripped off her the last time she and Anonymous 'used' her office
>Has to get creative hiding it
>"Uh..HIT THE DECK, TWILIGHT!"
>She jumps past her and lands sprawled out behind her ontop of the bra
>"F-false alarm, but next time it might not be. Work on that hustle, Twilight."

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>>28980795
i feel this would be appropriate

Goodnight, /mom/. Don't die on me tonight.

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>"LOOOSY, JOO GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DOOOO~"
>'HAHAH, MOM, MOM, DAD'S HOME!'

>>28981725
>"..A merry merry unbirthday, to you, (yes you).."
>'SISTER, ENOUGH!'

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Oh son, of Eque-st-ria
We now, must say good bye
We've lost our, good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh you know why

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>>28982301
>The last time Celestia got drunk, she told a room full of ambassadors and other dignitaries that the King of Griffonia looks like Discord shoved a house-cat up a parrot's ass
>Things didn't turn out well after that...

>>28982348
>Anon plays in the background with a wooden sword shouting 'NI!' and 'Jabberwhocky!'
>"MOM, MOM, LOOK, 'BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!'"

>>28976847
>Anon turns out to have great ideas.
>Makes blueprints for equestrias first tanks jets ect.
>Sells them off to different country's.
>"Anon dear."
"Yes mom?"
>"Honey why didn't you tell mommy you had ideas for advanced war machines?"
>You deadpan at her.
"I did... When i showed you them You said and i quote 'Oooh what a pretty drawing I'll make sure to put it on the refrigerator.'..."

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>>28981750
Looks like things are about get up in moms bedroom. Sauron for your lives anon.

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>>28981750
And lookie what i brought you from the siren territory ~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQeXp8trYJo

Celly wants you to be femanon

>>28978943
Anon dies of Minotaur aids.

>>28980695
>>"No, you didn't."
"Excuse me?"
>Your mother doesn't look at you; she's too busy glaring hatefully at Pinkie Pie.
>"No," she growls, "You didn't."
"Uh... okay then. In that case, hooray, I got a new casual fuckbuddy!"

>>28983259
>Your mother marches over to you and Pinkie, glaring at your girlfriend/fuckbuddy/whatever your mom will allow
>Your mom uses her right hand to point menacingly at Pinkie.
>"This-"
>You squeak when mom shoves her left hand down your pants and grabs your cock
>"-is mine."
>She squeezes gently and you moan involuntarily.
>"MINE."

>>28981042
I would think that spending so long around her pregnant sister and seeing Luna and Anon's lovemaking would make Celestia tempted.
Maybe Luna goes on a diplomatic mission, and Anon needs "relief". And his perfect genes simply can't just go down the toilet, can they?

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>>28981042
>Celestia realizes that Anon's genes are perfect

Is Anon a fan of fuckhuge golden pauldrons by any chance?

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>>28983338
>"You know, where I come from, Princes get concubines, mom."
>'Anonymous I have read extensively on royal lineages from your world and they all impregnate their aunts at SOME point.'
>You ALMOST got to have a normal friday

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>>28983259
How badly does Celestia want to be a grandmother?

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Don't die while I'm at work

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>"A-Anonymous will you g-go on a date with me?"
>Twilight Sparkle the mare you've known all your childhood just asked you out.
>You don't know how to react.
>You've known her for so long. Did she really have these feelings for you?
>Though you can't lie you have always thought of her as a really good friend. But a girlfriend?
>The look in her eyes say she worked up alot of courage to do this.
>Not like those other mares who just want you for your title.
>She genuinely looks like she cares.
>What's there to lose.
"Of course i will."

If someone wants to write off this please do.

>>28972419
But anon, that's mom's new girlfriend.

>>28983918

>With a start, Anon jolted awake, his heart beating so hard that it felt like it was going to burst from his chest.
>Running a hand through his hair as his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he breathed a sigh of relief.
>It was a dream... It was all just a horrible dream.
>To think that his subconscious would torment him so, concocting some weird parallel world where Pudgelight Bookdork had the nerve to ask him out.
>Even stranger, why did he say yes?
>Twackle Sprackle was a horrible, unattractive fatty-bum-bum who drank his chocolate milk when he was a kid.
>It was fair to say that Anon held nothing but the profoundest of contempt for the purple pest.
>A soft groan Drew Anon's attention to the bed's other occupant.
>"Anonymous, what are you doing?"
>The young prince shook his head, dispelling the unpleasant images of Twat Spatula that lingered in his mind.
"Nothing, Fleur, just had a weird dream."
>The mare let out a tired sigh.
"You know... seeing as we're both awake, how about we try for round thirty seven?"

>>28983929
>celestia fucks all of his girlfreinds to make sure they're good enough for him
> she takes those who dont measure up as students and teaches them how to properly pleasure her son

>>28983918
>>28984287
>Insert childhood sweetheart romance here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhnderAV2I0

Why would Celestia be worried about anon's genes going to waste? It's not as if his semen is in short supply. You'd think she'd want to spread it far and wide.

>>28984535
What, and let some disgusting sky-nigger (aka a griffon) give birth to the next royal child? No, no, no. The child has to be pure and unmistakably royal; one must be able to look at the foal and say, "that thing is related to the Princesses of Equestria".

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Do you guys think Mom would have a problem with Anon dating a guardsmare?

>>28985134
Is she of common blood?

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>>28985168
Maybe? Her third cousin, twice removed is the prince regent of some small island nation a couple hundred miles off the coast of Saddle Arabia

>>28985388
Well, that's probably distant enough for her to be common blood.
So she's good to be in a relationship with Anon.

>>28985425
are you seriously suggesting that Celestia would allow her son to be in a relationship with a filthy mudpony?

>>28985134
Any pony who devotes their life as a loyal soldier of the royal pony sisters deserves a preferred status over the common rabble

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>>28985487
Yeah, pretty much.

>"mommy?"
>"yes sweetie?"
>"I want to grow up to be a girl, like all the other fillies. I don't want to be a boy"

>>28972199
>>28972201
Aka Molestia.

>>28985651
"Me dammit"
>"HA HA, called it!"
>"You owe me five bits sister"

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>>28985681
Kek

Transgender anon would be so funny

>>28985755
I want Celestia to try to "cure" him/her/it be seducing him/her/it.

>"YOU ARE A BOY! A! BOY! And I'll prove it to you.
"Mommy no please this is wrong!

>>28985651
>Anon turns into that faggot from Assigned Male

>>28985882
Or he turns into the little girl he always wanted to be and gets to be celestias little princess

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>>28985134
I don't know, but I'm in the guard mares thread too, so I like the idea.

>>28985659
Aka (You)

>>28985755
>Transgender
Za magicks makes it easier than that.

>>28985644
>Ponies doing horse things
my heart~

>>28985814
>Anon does something like this every week
"Mom, check it out. This skirt is so pretty."
>"I don't remember raising a FAG, Anon! Get over here and let me show you how much of a boy you are!"
It's really just an excuse to fuck.

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>>28985901
Well, yeah, what's the point of a horse mom if she doesn't do horse things?

>>28985978
>Horsemom gets enthusiastic when Anon gives her her "good morning" ear-scratch; aggressively nuzzles Anon, pushes him over, and lays down on top of him

>>28986078
>Celestia and Anon go on a picnic
>Anon says something that upsets Celestia
>She starts knickering and kicking over the cups and dishes

>>28986099
>Calms her down by gently stroking her muzzle and occasionally placing a soft kiss on it

>>28986130
>When Anon greets Auntie Luna too early in the morning and before her coffee, she tries to bite him

>>28986152
If he doesn't notice her ears pinned back when he reaches closer, then he's an idiot and deserves the bite.

It's Horse-reading basics.

>>28986210
Hey, Anon's just a little kid, how would he know that his horseaunt would bite him?

>Horsemom and Horseaunt instinctively see Anon as a predator and are more inclined to act aggressive around him, much to their chagrin
>"Ow! Auntie Luna, why?!"
>>"We are sorry, nephew! It just happens!"

>>28986329
>"I impregnated you for fuck's sake!"

>>28986443
>"And that's why you get poked with the horn!"

>>28986210
My aunt has this one horse at her place that was always friendly but I noticed the last few times I walked by to feed the rest of them, he had his ears back. She caught him one time doing this and grabbed him by his halter and scolded him until he turn them back around.

She said basically you need to tell them to drop the attitude forcefully on occasion. I sometimes call her the horse yeller.

>>28986554
>yell at horse
>horse is sad now

>>28986582
I know, i felt bad too, but to be fair he shouldn't have been doing that.

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>>28986078

>>28986604
I remember a sweet, sweet time when I wasn't sexually aroused by horses.

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>>28986615
>Fuck your momma sweet heart

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/c0pyyazxp4cnpxr/AADKu5oEkv5PsLW-qITYB70Ha?dl=0

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>>28986646
Nice try, but I will never betray my waifu

>>28986554
>Be Anon.
>You Luna and Celestia are eating.
>all of the sudden auntie just sits straight up ears back glaring.
>"Oh no, Luna not again..." Mom mumbles.
>You're confused.
>A gaurd Mare clad in dark blue armour walks up and grabs Luna by her regal.
>"You listen here! You will NOT act like that!" The gaurd mare yells.
>"Hey! Buck thee thy bi-" Luna trys to retort but is ment with a pull to her royal.
>"NO, we will NOT have that! You get off that attitude RIGHT NOW!" The mare yells.
>Luna's ears go up and the gaurd lets her go.
>You sit there as Luna quietly finished her food and went to bed.
>...
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"
>A gaurd mare walks up to you.

>>28986443
>"And I'm just trying to protect our foal!"
.....
>Luna getting cravings for meat during her pregnancy due to her carrying a foal with human genes
>Luna and Anon's foal having very distinct canine teeth and a human's digestive tract
>Luna and Anon's foal getting a kick out of grossing out their friends by eating meat in front of them

>>28986682
Yeah basically that.

>>28986646
I thought that purple pillow on the far right was a dildo at first.

>>28986682
kek
Nicely done, Anon.

>>28986707
>the pregnancy is causing some rather peculiar behavioral side effects
>Luna eating dozens upon dozens of roast beef sandwiches
>Anon and Celestia can only look in awe as ponies left and right are desperately trying to keep themselves from vomiting profusely
>"Personally, I can't wait to see what the FUCK comes out of there in six more months..."

>>28979293
>implying your mommy wouldn't make you wear briefs

>>28985134
She'd assign him a security unit of highly trained virgin guardsmares like Gadhafi's amazon guard
They'd under penalty of banishment should they have 'relations' with the prince, though

>>28983364
>Anon convinces Momhorse of that
>She lends other ponies bodies to him
>Sooner or later, the shrieks from his room make her go nuts
>She barters with Chrysalis: his perfect genes and a home in Canterlot for changeling magic
>She changes into (horse) and seduces her son
>He wants to roleplay an incest scenario, which warms her heart
>Shijinks happen when he meets (horse) in public and acts like he knows her
>Momhorse and Anon and his harem live happily ever after, Mom being alpha and the rest for breeding a new dynasty
Green when?

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>>28972493
>"Ah wonder what Principal Celestia wants to meet with me about.."
>"Anon and I are supposed to meet up after school."
>Before she reaches mom's office, the door to Auntie's opens
>'Ms. Apple.'
>"Y-yesum' Vice Principal Luna?"
>'My sister is..busy with another student at the moment. I shall be adressing the issue instead.'
>"Issue?"
>'Please, come in and we shall talk about it further..'
>Before she entered and closed the door behind her, AJ spotted something across the hall on the bench outside mom's office
>It was Rarity's backpack

>>28987356
>It's Rarity's skirt
Only those who can withstand Celestia's merciless finger-fucking are worthy of dating her baby boy.

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Night, /mom/

>>28987838
>Anon ends up in Equestria, except all the ponies are huge
>Celly sees him, takes one look at his diminutive size, and then decides he's a kid and positively adorable.
>No one listens when he says he's not, and no one can find his parents, so now he's been adopted by Celly, who treats him like a little kid along with his now legal aunt, Luna.
>All of Anon's attempts convince he's an adult fail massively
>Cue the comedies

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>>28986646
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/c0pyyazxp4cnpxr/AADKu5oEkv5PsLW-qITYB70Ha?dl=0
only has 5 images, come on anon i expect over 100 images next time including any and all edits, recolors and or comics.
get your shit together, anon.

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>"I'm sorry, honey. I can't seem to find your favorite movie anywhere."
"O-oh, I'm sure I left it somewhere on that bookcase. Maybe you should check the lower shelves again, slowly and carefully."

going to work bump

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>Tirek laughed as he absorbed the magic from Celestia, Luna and Cadence
>"now that I have all the alicorn magic, NOONE will stop me"
>a crash was heard as someone burst through the door to the royal chamber
>it was Anonymous
>"get your hands off my mother, you damn dirty centaur
>"but Anon!" Celestia cried "I sent you away!"
>"i won't leave you"
>he unsheathed his sword
>"Bah! What can some shaved monkey do against me! Lord Tirek!"
>"i can do THIS!"
>with an swift attack, Anon punched tirek through the walls of the castle

>>28989191
Kill yourself.

>>28989191
>*teleports behind Tirek*

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>>28984535
>last post was 18 hours ago
>page 2
>refresh
>nothing happens
>mash update button
>one post comes up

>Anon has Turner Syndrome
>No horrible side effects, just looks like a child despite being 20
>Just think of the movie Orphan if don't fancy seeing the more medical side of it by searching for it
>Still has a huge manly cock though
>Is fine with having Godhorses pamper him

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>>28989582
>Turner Syndrome
That only affects women.

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>"better check on Anonymous"
>oh Anony-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymZ9qbh_WoM
>"I see your working out dear...I'll come back later"

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>>28990027

>Mom can't stop watching Anon doing his routine.

>>28976124
It still hurts

>>28977849
I don't know what this means, but I want green of it.

page 9

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>>28989191
It'd be neat to see Anon imbued with their alicorn magic and be god mode

>>28990315
"M-Mom? What are you doing?"
>"Just... just, uh... making sure you don't hurt yourself, sunshine..."

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>>28991670
That reminds me of some old one shots in early threads where Anon was reluctant to accept the momlove at first.

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>Be Anonymous, prince of the Solar Court.
"Mom, is... is this real?"
>You don't know what else to say.
>"Yes, Anon. This is the edge of the world."
>The icewall is perfectly smooth, blue and opaque, like thick glass.
>It's still, in the way a tree is still, and protrudes higher than any castle.
>In the massive distance, through your failing vision, it begins the subtlest curve.
>You can tell, from the windless cold, that your conversation is the first sound this place has heard in a long time.
>Your tutors had shown you maps of Equestria, circles outlined in thick white rings, but you never imagined...
"Does it really go around the whole world?"
>"It does. We're on the westmost edge, almost exactly. Nopony has ever crossed this terrain."
"Not even a pegasus, or a superpowerful unicorn?"
>She smiles.
>It's the smile she makes when she doesn't want you to know she's sad.
>"No. Pegasi run out of air long before they reach the peak. Several unicorns have claimed that they traveled to the Ring, but none managed to pass through."
>You stare at it.
"...What about you?"
>She looks at it with you.
>"...I've wanted to, sometimes. But my subjects need me, and I worry about what might happen if I ever tried to break through."
>That confuses you.
"You don't think you could get through?"
>She shakes her head.
>"I'm worried of what could be on the other side."

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>>28992249
>Be Celestia.
>Your son's inspecting the Ring more closely, sunstone hung around his neck to keep the cold away.
>The cold isn't vicious here, only constant.
>There aren't many storms or winds, unlike the center of the world, near the Crystal Empire.
>You should just tell him.
>Anon is growing up.
>He stands level with you now, eye to eye, and he may still be growing.
>It amazes you, every day, how much more of the world he takes in.
>You feel bitter that he will never be your heir, and then drive those thoughts away on reflex.
>Better not to dwell on that.
>Just spit it out and get it over with, tell him.
>It took a great deal of magic to bring you here, and it's going to take more to return home.
>The Ring is elusive to regular teleportation, you had to open a pathway through your sun and route yourself here.
>Carrying your son with you took hundreds of extra, layered precautions.
>Which means that, not counting the parts of your magic that are still keeping the orbit steady, you're in a particularly weak state.
>If it took so much effort to come here, you can't go back without saying it!
>You decided not to tell him about the attempts in detail.
>How your old friend Puddinghead died trying to prove you lived on a sphere.
>The terror in the eyes of the unicorns who did make it back, and the fantastical stories they told.
>How Sombra broke into it against your warnings, and came back a slavering monster...
>You turn away from the wall to the sun, letting it give you some peace overhead.
>Call him back to your side! Talk to him!
>You sigh.
>You'll have to, soon.

>>28992260
>Be Anon.
>The ice isn't opaque, there's just too much of it.
>Like holding two mirrors against each other, murkiness creeps in.
>It's like looking into another world, almost.
>Dark shapes, half-shadows, peer from beyond your dim reflection.
>Nopony knows what's past this, maybe not even your mom.
>If it weren't close to the edge of the world, though, you assume her sun would smash through some of it.
>You feel something drip, and realize the ice is melting a little.
>Your sunstone's been pressed up too close to the ice.
>You stop and realize that the ice is melting.
>You grip the enchanted orange rock, emblazoned with your mom's cutie mark, and force some willpower into it.
>A more focused, noticeable beam appears, and the ice starts to yield.
>You focus it toward one of the splotchy shadows, just for kicks.
>...
>Just a little more...
>There, there's something... brownish, pressed up against the ice.
>A hoof? No.
>Cleft, split into three sections. More like one of your hands.
>You peer closer, and
>Crap!
>It twitched!
>The ice is melting in front of it, too.
>You panic and try to halt the sunstone.
>The effort only increases its output.
>You shake it and then let go like it's on fire.
>As it falls back against you on its necklace, the beam stops.
>Phew.
>There's only a little hole, much smaller than the twitching thing.
>You turn to get your mom's attention.
>Maybe she'll tell you it's a-
>Beyond all logic, the thing turns fluid and slips through the gap, streaming out towards you.
>You scream.

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>>28992268
>Be Celestia something's wrong your baby your sononymous is in trouble is he hurt?!
>You turn, and see a river of something living coming out of the ice, steaming and sprouting eyes, flowing around Anon but not touching him circumventing him oh thank your sister's stars and then heading straight for--
>You.
>It leaps into the air, still snaking out behind, like filth caught in a nozzle.
>A train of teeth juts from its underbelly.
>Anon is screaming.
>You unleash a beam of true light from your horn, ripping through the abomination.
>It turns to ash before it can complete the jump.
>The rest of it scuttles away from you.
>The stump bubbles, and more unsheathes from the inside, pooling out into a flytrap-mouth larger than one of your wings.
>You're already flying towards your son.
>It's coiling around him, constricting and leaving a pattern of black stains in rings on his clothing.
>Eyes and mouths appear, snarling and giggling.
>He's stopped screaming now, frozen stiff instead.
>You could blast it, but it would mean hitting him too.
>And your magical resources are mostly used up right now.
>You try to wrench your power back from your sun, let it hang in the sky while you incinerate this creature.
>A thousand years of reflexive habit win out, and it continues to set.
>Your power isn't coming.
>You make your decision.

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>>28992271
>Anon's eyes are glued to the creature.
>You dart forward, snapping out your neck, and grip it in your teeth.
>Some touches the inside of your mouth, tasting of char, and grips back in a demented kiss.
>Channeling your magic through your body, you pull.
>Whatever it'll do to you, you won't die.
>You'll disentangle yourself from it, even if it takes a while, and then build up the power to return.
>Right now you just have to use your power to throw Anon back through your sun and into safety.
>He looks up at your effort, and his eyes widen.
>Just use your...
>The monster comes free all at once, sticking to you.
>Your horn sputters as you begin building the necessary protections around your child.
>"Mom! What's-"
"Stay back, Anon! Get away from the rest of it."
>He realizes that the creature's reaching back out for him, and freezes.
>The rest of it's slipping out from a hole in the ice and pooling around you.
>That must be how it got out.
>He follows your eyes.
>"I'm sorry, the sunstone, I didn't think, I don't know what-"
>The creature's wrapping itself around you now, sinking teeth into you indiscriminately.
"Hush, Anon. It wasn't your fault. Just... stand still. Close your eyes..."
>"But! But I--"
>You drop to a knee as it bites your neck.
>The slurry of its body drapes over you and puddles to the ground, gripping into the ice with thick hooked bone.
>He's crying, openly, standing in your long shadow as it devours you.
>No, no distractions, you have to--
>Finish
>Casting!
"Don't look, honey!"
>But he's transfixed.
>More of the gunk climbs up your horn, and your magic starts to give.
>"Mom!"
>Anonymous rushes forward, interrupting your work.
"No! Anon, stay back!"
>Your protections shatter.
>It umbrellas over you, blotting out your sun.
>And your sunshine.

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>>28992276
>Be Anonymous.
>Your mom is on the ground and she's dying and it's your fault.
>Your fault.
>You don't want to be here any more.
>The thing, it starts inflating, forming a massive mouth above your mother's head.
>You realize, dimly, that it wants to eat her all at once.
>None of its eyes are looking at you, you're nothing.
>You're next.
>That...
>No.
>Still greasy, still sore from the pain of it gripping you from all sides, you step forward.
>Your knees shake.
>If you fall over into this thing, you won't get back up.
>You run to her side anyway.
"Leave..."
>Ice gives way to crackling skin underfoot.
>Some of it sticks, and the rest starts reforming and questing for you.
>Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about.
"Her..."
>You jump, and grab hold of the "head" next to the mouth.
>The eyes, dozens along its bump-studded back and inside the mouth, swivel towards you.
>The stench is so bad you almost puke.
>And under it, white banded in shit brown.
"Alone!"
>Your left hand's stuck inside it, like a pile of wet leaves.
>It squeezes yours with a hand of its own, wrinkled and thin.
>You rip the sunstone off of your neck and concentrate.
>It burns your palm, but you focus.
>The thing reorients its mouth to swallow you.
>Concentrate, concentrate...
>Now!
"Leave my mommy ALONE!"
>You bellow into that void as you throw the sunstone into its throat.
>The light shimmers deep inside, and cuts through, beaming out against the ice and sky.
>A crackling, low, keening moan, from a voice only just discovered.
>Then the explosion.

>>28992285
>Be Celestia.
>You're still aware as the flesh-net disintegrates around you.
>Unmoving, with the world muffled around you, a fraction of your strength's returned.
>With a grunt, you stands, and the hissing liquid ribbons at your hooves are bathed in searing heat.
>Now.
>Where's your son?
>You scan the ground, and - there he is.
>Laying on his back several feet away, staring up, shivering with his clothes singed.
>Watching the sunset.
>Pride swells in your heart for him, more than you can express.
>You walk to his side and check him for injuries.
>The cold around him disappears as you step closer.
>"I'm... sorry..."
>Skin-deep burns, muscle-deep on one hand. You sacrifice a little more power to heal them.
>"I should have been... careful... I-"
>Gently, you put a hoof to his mouth.
"No, Anon. I'm sorry. I should've warned you about what could happen, instead of telling you vague stories."
>Okay.
>You take a deep breath.
>You're really doing this.
"The reason I didn't tell you more is because... well, I've been here before."
>"The wall?"
>He says around your hoof.
>You retract it.
"No, this point. The westmost edge of my domain."
>He sits up, watching you intently.
>It's the expression he wore for a hundred bedtime stories.
>You sigh.
"There was a prophecy that told me to be here, exactly, at a specific date and position of my sun in the sky. I thought it was a herald of Nightmare Moon's return, or a point where the Ring would be breached from something outside. I spent months trying to plan for it."
>"What happened?"
"I came here alone at exactly that time, not willing to risk the lives of my subjects against whatever I might find. It didn't take for me to find..."
>"What?"

>>28992293
>A basket.
>Not outwardly magical, although something had delivered it here.
>Like some kind of cosmic joke, only it got even worse.
>You could feel the warmth being lost from inside it.
>There was something alive in it.
>You came close enough to radiate your warmth onto it.
>And you heard a familiar sound.
>Crying.
>Increasingly troubled, you pulled the basket open.
>Inside was a baby, green, wrapped in blue blankets.
>A baby of some species, certainly.
>Its eyes hadn't opened yet.
>You examined it, and found it was a boy.
>Wherever it had come from, there was no evidence of its arrival.
>Eventually you took it back with you, because you couldn't leave it to the cold.
>None in your court, even your wisest and most esoteric historians, could place the child.
>Some, the panicked few who you revealed these origins to, suggested you destroy it.
>They were merely scared, and you ignored them.
>But in the end, you were the only pony you trusted to raise him.
>You tried to make your child feel as welcome as any other pony, to play the part of any other mother.
>And from then on, you debated to yourself whether you'd tell him of his origins, and whether or not fate would leave you the choice.
>You pause in the telling.
>You don't want to list your fears to him, not when they might come true.
>Anger at never being told where he came from.
>Disgust at you for being so secretive towards him, not telling him as soon as he was old enough to understand.
>Or self-hatred at knowing this was his birthing place, the feeling that he would never fit in that you worked so hard to keep away.
>Or even a shrieking moment of realization where he might turn into something as deformed as the monster the two of you slew.
>Whatever his reaction, you can't halt it. You did what you had to.
>You close your eyes to hold back your tears.
"I'm sorry, sunshine. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner."

>>28992298
>...
>You feel his arms around you, tight.
>"It's okay, mom."
>A dozen-year doubt lifts.
>You extend your wings and pull him tighter against you.
>He slumps.
>"Can we go home now?"
>In that moment, your power waxes.
>Protections and defenses knit their way around both of you.
>You look toward the crescent of your sun, still shining above the dark blue ocean of Ring.
>And then you're gone, leaving the quiet and the cold to their own dim devices.

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>>28992302
>"Anonymous, that sounds like that film from your world you regaled your Aunt and I with."
>"You know, it was that one about the thing? With the thing?"
>'The Thing, mom, yes.'
>"THAT'S what it was..I was going to say 'Dreamcatcher.'"

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>>28992349
Well ofcourse I'd forget the image

>>28992249
>>28992260
>>28992268
>>28992271
>>28992276
>>28992285
>>28992293
>>28992298
>>28992302
>>28992349
Good shit, homeslice

>>28972221
>>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"

>Anon is unbelievably uncomfortable when Celestia pops in and does motherly things to him
>"Good colts get mommy-hugs!"
>Anon puts up with it because she's royalty

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>>28992689
>he doesn't want mommy hugs
No Kid Cuisine for you.

>>28992882
"Look. Could you just.... I'm an adu-you know what? Fine."
>You open your arms wide and sigh, resigned to your fate.
"Bring it home."
>Celestia slams into you and nearly sends you tumbling, if not for her firm grip on you
>"I knew you were a good colt."
>You wriggle uncomfortably, feeling the stares of everypony around you.
"Y-yeah..."
>"MOMMY'S good colt~"
>There are no words for this.

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>>28993198
>"Good BYE, Princess."
>'..A-anonymous, if you're going to see me off, atleast put a sweater on, it's cold out.'
>'Don't want you catching a cold, dear.'

>>28993216
>It's 7 in the morning, and it's time to wake up and go to work.
>You are Anon, and... and why do you smell pancakes?
>You go downstairs to investigate the mysterious home invader, wondering why in the world they made pancakes.
>"Good morning, sweetheart!"
>Jesus take the wheel.
>In the middle of your kitchen stands none other than Princess fucking Celestia.
>Glad not in her royal regalia; but rather an apron hanging loosely from her neck, and one of your oven mitts stuck firmly on her horn.
>"Did you sleep well? I know you're usually in a rush to get to work on time, so Mommy made you breakfast."
>Her horn glows (you presume it does; you can't see it under the oven mitt) and a pancake hovers off of the skillet and into the air.
>Celestia must have used some kind of mold, because the pancake is very clearly her cutie mark.
"Why," you whisper in despair, already regretting waking up, "are you doing this?"
>Celestia giggles and trots over to you.
>When she gets within reach, she leans down and nuzzles your cheek.
>"Because I love you, Anonymous."
>She loves you.
>The mare that you've had... maybe two conversations with.
>Where does she get of-
>Your thoughts are interrupted with a peck on the cheek.
>"Eat up, sunshine. You want to grow up to be big and strong, right?"

>>28988619
>She knows exactly what her son is doing?

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>>28993673
>The rest of the day passes without any 'motherly' interference
>Glad to put it behind him, Anon settles down into bed for the night
>Wakes up next morning
>"..Wow, I feel great. Best night's sleep ever."
>'No thanks are necessary, Nephew.' Luna says in bed next to him
>'Our milk doth indeed do a body good.'

>>28993760
>Discord pops in and declares himself to be Anon's honorary uncle
>Anon considers other countries to live in

>>28993752
I think it would be sexier if she was oblivious and she just wear things around the house that are loose-fitting and/or revealing because they're more comfortable

>>28993673
"You know, I'd be pissed right no-"
>"LANGUAGE, young man."
*sighs* "Sorry. I'd be ticked off right now, but these pancakes are just incredible. How'd you make them so light and fluffy and delicious?"
>"Oh, Sunshine, it's nothing more than an old family recipe, fresh ingredients and a big cup of Mother's Love!" http://i.imgur.com/egYh4ou.png

Turns out that being immortal gets boring. Celestia and Luna amuse themselves by picking a random pony and basically gaslighting them. This time, they chose Anon.

>"What are you going to do tomorrow, Luna?"
>>"We shall present Anon with a bowl of cereal and then once he's done, inform him that the milk was Our own. And you?"
>"Hmmm.... I think I'm going to visit him at work and give him a bagged lunch. I'll try to do it as loudly as possible and in front of as many ponies as I can."
>>"Most devious."

>>28993833
oh cmon

>>28993833
How conflicting. On the one hand, that's nasty. On the other hand, they're probably the most delicious pancakes he's ever had. Throwing them away would be like turning down ambrosia.

>"Good morning, sweetheart~"
>Your eyes crack open and you're greeted with the sight of a very content sun princess.
"Celestia?!"
>You sit up, suddenly wide awake, and nearly headbutt the Princess.
"What are you doing in my house?!"

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>>28993853
Conflicting?
NASTY!?!?
Nigger, you best be joking.
Do you know what you're trying to turn down?
You trying to reject FUCKING ALICORN MILK.
Do you know how healthy that shit is?
A glass a day for a week could probably cure you if you had AIDS, cancer, rabies and autism at the same time.
Do you know how beneficial that sweet teat drink would be if you were already healthy and /fit/?
The gains would be so great, The Rock would be asking you for your secrets.
And you would turn that shit down just because you can stick a face to the flavor.
For shame, Anon... for fucking shame..

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>>28993913
MOM, GET OUT OF MY LABOR-A-TORY

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>>28994034
>Alicorn milk is like pure creatine
>"S-sister, is he supposed to be this eh..massive, for his age?"
>'I have absolutely no idea, Luna, but isn't he just darling? Look.'
>Anon is currently trying to put back together the chair he just broke sitting in

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>>28993673
I still want a story where momma celestia has sex with anon simply to keep him from "getting into trouble" and she isn't too happy about it but sucks it up and bends over for him

>hfw minus the beach the ball and luna

http://imgur.com/a/kkTno

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>>28993673
>>28994104
also pretty much gif related but celestia

>>28994113
We will never get a 'get that waifu!' thread 3

>>28994125
a what

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>>28994104
>Isn't too happy about it
>implying
>"Anonymous Wayne Gretzky Jefferson-Moore, I have HAD it, mister!"
>'...Huh?'
>"Don't you 'huh?' me, young man, I know you're over there lusting about loose mares!"
>"You are a Prince of Equestria and I'll not have the treasury paying for bastard offspring, now come, you will rut me instead."
>'Mom, what the h-'
>"L-look it's not like I want this or anything, b-but a good mother does what she can."
>Anon shrugs
>'Well if you're going to twist my arm about it, mom~' He says beginning to take off her crown and regalia
>"Y-yes, sunshine..y-you exercise ALL those dirty thoughts on mommy- ehh, I mean..only doing this because good mom..unf."

>>28994104
That story would work well in the "Anon was raised by Celestia" context, AND the "Celestia just up and decided one day that she was fully-grown Anon's mother" context.

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>>28994164

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>>28994062
>But the effects aren't lasting
>Celestia has to leave Anon behind to go on a diplomatic mission for almost 3 weeks
>When she gets back, she believes her muscly hulking son was replaced by a skinny little asthmatic green bean

>>28994104
>http://imgur.com/a/kkTno
Fuckin' UNF

>>28994113
>The saddest, sorriest, most flaccid thrusting I've ever seen
Well, no wonder she considers it a burden. If he knew how to sling that D, she'd be a bit more receptive.

>>28985894
>celestia will never pound your boipussy

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>>28994605
get the fuck out, faggot

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night, fags

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>>28993783
>>Anon considers other countries to live in
What a fag. This is basically paradise, with the world's three most powerful living beings there to protect you and help you in any way they can.

"I'm sorry, did you just try to give Anonymous a parking ticket?"
>"Princess, he's double parked in a handi-"
"What's that you say? You'll forget all about this silly misunderstanding and go home to rethink your life? That's good news!"

>>28993913
>"What are you doing in my house?!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4

GOOD MORNING /MOM/

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>>28992302
Nice oneshot. I like a bit of eldritch horrors from time to time. The "ice wall at the end of the world" thing was a good setting too. It made me wonder what was behind it as well. It could've been the starting point for a full lenght story, I think. But it was nice as a oneshot too.

>>28993673
>>28993760
>Momlestia and Auntluna pampering a reluctant Anon
Oh god. I didn't know I needed this so badly. Right in the feels man. How can I miss so much something I've never experienced?

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Does being a Prince afford Anonymous a permanent get out of jail free card?

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>>28996298
>"Well look whose up before noon for a change."

>>28993216
The things I would do if I had Celestia in that position...

>>28997471
Drum the tune to 'wipeout' on her butt?

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>"Anonymous, my son..."
>'..Yeah?'
>"Oh! My sunshine, I didn't see you there. Ehh, n-nothing, sweetheart, mommy was just being dramatic."
>'..Ofcourse.'
>"..'With her son safe, the wild maned scourge of the sea and herald of the sun could rest ea-'"
>'You're still doing it, mom.'

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>>28987356
>"..I understand you are the 'designer' who tailored my son's suit for the upcoming fall formal, Ms. Belle, correct?"
>'*Squee* Y-yes, Principal Celestia, that was my handiwork. Does he like it?'
>"He DOES, yes, ..yes, as it turns out, my son is quite fond of it. Says it's 'fresh as fuck, mom.'"
>'Wahah~ My word, that sounds like something he would s-'
>"I, however, am not."
>'..P-pardon?'
>"Oh, heavens, dear, don't misinterpret what I'm saying. The suit is immaculate, and you clearly have an eye for fashion..among other things."
>"There was just one teeny alteration..that I was not fond of." Mom says walking to a wardrobe at the far wall of her office
>'Oh w-well if you brought it with you, perhaps I can fix it?'
>Mom smiles as she takes the suit out and begins toward Rarity
>"Oh I'm quite curious as to how you'll do that, Ms. Belle."
>'I assure you, Principal Celestia, I am more than capabl-'
>Mom taps a finger at the back of the collar where there's fine blue stitching barely visible
>"You can get rid of this. Now."
>It reads 'Property of Rarity Belle~'

>>28997491
Now that you mention it...

That or the snare line from Run to the Hills.