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Satyr Abomination Thread #192: Holiday Mood Edition

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>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
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>satyr
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>>28959836
They are cute.
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>>28959934
Yes they are.

By the way, to those who were talking about Ivy being emo and wondering who was with her. It was Hope. That is assuming you were talking about this picture?
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>>28960007
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>>28959814
>obligatory non-sexual masterrace shitpost
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>>28960186
How is it a shitpost to want non-sexual stuff?
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>>28960163
How's best to deal with your satyr if you catch them being dark and/or edgy?
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>>28960633
Mockingly state how edgy and cool they're being, and start singing "crawling in my crawl".
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do you accept her gift?
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>>28960744
Obviously.
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>>28960392
This. Also, that pic was an opinion piece on what /sat/ liked about satyr... so I guess now opinions that don't end in sex are shitposts.
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Anyone working on any Christmas stories?

What kind of presents would you buy for your satyr kid?
What do you think they'd buy for their parents?
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>>28960744
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Which m6 satyrs have pets? Which pets of the m6 are... rip?
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>>28962217
Tank is probably alive.
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>>28962455
100+ years; bitches
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Dawn was walking through the hallway with no direction in mind. It was one of those days where she had to do nothing. It was always nice to have one of those. As she passes her brother's bedroom door, she hears something that peeks her interest.

"They're beautiful Mistake. Can I touch them?" said what sounded like her brother. Her head turns to the door and she hears someone else. "Okay Radiance. Be careful, they're really sensitive." Dawn's eyes widen. There is now way this is happening. She slowly walks to the door to put her ear against this. Maybe she could use this as blackmail the next time she doesn't want to go to court and gets him to do it.

"I didn't expect them to be this soft. They're a bit small." Dawn is laughing inside when she heard her brother say that. "Don't worry. I'm sure they'll be as big as my mom's someday." Wait, what are they talking about? Are they hiding something. Whatever it is, it better not lead her to becoming an aunt.

"Don't squeeze them like that, it hurts," Mistake said. This seems like the time she should stop this. She thinks of a lie about their Aunt wanting to see them. Dawn opens the door and sees it wasn't even close to what she was imagining. They were talking about her wings.

It was just another day for Dawn to cockblock her brother.
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>>28962217
Pogo has a dog.
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>>28964432
B-but I thought she belonged to Garret?
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>>28964667
>667
One number away from being pure evil. Can you post the lewd version over on /sad/?

And she does anon, she does. But maybe she and Pogo had a fling before they got serious or knew they had feelings for each other. Anything is possible. But I dont see those two working out.
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>>28964667
Wow, DJ. And you were sad when people forgot the dog you drew for Pogo existed. What are you going to do now that YOU forgot the dog YOU drew for Pogo existed? Cut off your ear? Cry and realize you are forgetting yourself? Maybe you should just go live inna woods for a few weeks to reconnect with the dj who was.

>>28964685
Actually, that head looks photoshopped on. Either that or DJ's really fucked up that pic.
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>>28964685
>Can you post the lewd version over on /sad/?
Uh...there is no lewd version. I just doodled it as a joke.

>>28964691
I didn't forget Ryder, anon. I saw an opportunity to draw a lewdle and took it.
>Either that or DJ's really fucked up that pic
Just curious as to which one you're talking about. I am always open to constructive criticism.
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>>28964714
Oh shit, you purposefully forgot YOUR dog, to make a lewd joke? DOG SPELLS GOD BACKWARDS, DRAWTHALOMEW JOHNSON! Go to your room and draw 50 sfw pics of happy satyr families and think about what you did. The thread is very disappointed in you.

Like I said, Pogo's head looks like it was copy pastad over an existing pic. Something about the jaw corner/neck seems off to me. Maybe the lines are too thick, something is too long, not sure. Just something about that area screams that the head doesn't belong on that body.
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>>28964742
Thanks for the feedback. To be honest, since this was just a doodle, I didn't bother to make it quality. If I was going to make it a serious drawing, I would've cleaned up the lines much more.

>you purposefully forgot YOUR dog
I love dogs, anon. I have one sleeping on my lap right now.
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>>28964761
Then you should have known better. Since you are possibly petting a sweet innocent pupper, I'm gonna be lenient and drop it down to 10, but I also want you to apologize to the thread. You did a very rude thing.
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>>28960744
never mind your question
just yes
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>>28964769
I'm sorry.
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Let's say I can ever be assed to do a satyr calendar, which satyrs should represent each month?
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>>28964818
Please give August a good one
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>>28964818
You could go 6 males and 6 females.

Males
Pogo
Warren
Nama
Orion
Icarus
Simmer or Muddle

Females
Yuzu
Candy
Petunia
Annie
Alex
Mudpie
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>>28964838
>Nama
Who?
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>>28964838
>Not just having the M6 males and females
Bruh
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>>28964780
Very good. Now go work on those "standards". We love you. Mwah.

>>28964818
Imo:

January: Hope

February: Solo; Venus. Couple; Timber + Mumble

March: Golden Harvest/ Ivy/ If the flower trio have a satyr; one of them

April: Pogo

May: Ace

June: One of the Mers; Maxie or Articia

July: Asha (with explosive residue)

August: Mudpie

September: Glimmer/Rory

October: Thorn/Salai/someone emo or spooky

November: Trimmings

December: Dawn/Radiance

>>28964836
>Ackbar smiling.png

>>28964882
This is also a viable option, if you want to focus on the MCs of the show actual mlp, not... msab? My Satyr Abomination Baby: where all the satyrs are the main characters.
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>>28964894
I meant the batch of M6 satyrs to choose from.
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>>28964818
>Satyr calendar
Remember when that was a thing? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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>>28964936
... Uh, what? Lost me here.
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>>28964964
Yeah, what I said. Focus on the MCs of the show; specifically their progeny. Focus on the m6 satyrs is still a focus on the m6 by proxy.
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>>28964838
>no Broil
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>>28965204
>Broiling
Faggot. Real men grill.
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>>28965263
>tfw no satyr named Grill yet
Could be a possible name for Simmer and Broil's son or daughter.
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>>28965963
Fuck. Off.
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>>28964780
Poor Pogo is going to be so sad when the dog he has had since they were both young pass away.
How would you or Pinkie comfort him?
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>>28966546
Bullshit him with 'Oh your dog went to go live on a big farm out in the country' like my parents did me.
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>>28966552
>"The Apple Farm?"
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>>28966552
At least your parents didn't force you to watch your uncle shoot both the dog and a few cats with his shotgun.
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>>28966829
Nah, but I did watch him flush my gerbil. He later said "Quit crying, it was just a damn rat."

How does satyr handle death when they get older and find their pets and relatives don't go live in on big farms or go on long trips
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>>28968433
CLEAVAGE
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>>28966851
Remember that one time Satyr's friend had bone cancer that spread to his horn and lungs? When it was clear that there was something wrong with him, all his friend said was that he had the best doctors, friends, and family and the only thing he wanted was that people would still laugh at his jokes.
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>>28966546
Did Pogo fuck Ryder?
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>>28970659
No.
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>>28965963
If either Simmer or Broil have a drake baby, I want to name them Toast just on the account of how cute it sounds.
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>>28966546
I have no idea. Just make sure to be there for him and get milkshakes if he wants one, I guess. And later sit down and have a talk with Pogo about death and the Afterlife and doggy heaven?
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>>28971096
That's also a good name.

Toast and Grill.
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>>28971168
Your kid dresses up as the MC from the last game you played.
Who is the satyr? And who are they dressed up as?
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>>28971347
>Yuzu as a hacktivist in the San Fransisco Bay Area
Not the MC, but I can totally see Yuzu dressing up in this style, much to her father's dismay.
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>>28971347
The last game I played was Crusader Kings 2, which doesn't have a "main" character exactly, but rather a number of characters that you play as as time goes on.

Yuzu (again, but she's my favourite) dresses up as the emperor of a unified Scandinavia and Baltic states.
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>>28971544
>>28971618
Yuzu best satyr confirmed
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>>28972038
>the guy who pretty much single-handedly made /satyr/ a thing's favorite character to draw is the best one
how diluted are you?
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>>28972515
Yes, Hope, I AM here to clean your pipes.
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>>28972523
Great! You can start with the shower drain in the bathroom while she goes to the store to buy some groceries.
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>>28972064
about 500 parts per 1,000,000.
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>>28972551
>pulling out winterfresh green hairmonsters from her drain
worth it
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>>28973028
gross. Who has the grossest shower drains?
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>>28973417
I wanna say Pinkie Family (all that hair), Flutter family (straighter hair, but animal fur too), Apple family (Fuckin hillbillies...), or Tree family. (FUCKING HIPPIES)
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>>28973458
What about dangerzone anon? His extended family of cute mon-daughters would leave quite the hair clog.
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I want to see Darcy dressed up as She-hulk
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>>28974361
I want to see Darcy dressed up as a slut.
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>>28974582
You want to see EVERY girl dressed as a slut.
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>>28974700
No, only a select few girls. The rest are fine as they are.
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What's the single thing that would make a satyr journey down to Tartaurus and back?
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>>28975974
I hate to be cliche', but I'm going to say pussy.
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>>28975974
Their recently deceased puppy's soul. The puppy one of you ASSHOLES sold to Satan for a sinfully delicious cold brew.
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>>28976057
I didn't mean to do it! It was just so damn hot outside, and I was just joking when I said it! How was I supposed to know that the Lord of Tartarus was actually listening?
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>>28975611
>>28975989
You know what, I'm gonna run with it. Let's say the Princess Force (all the alicorn Princesses) receive bad omens of something terrible to come. Later some haggard guards report a break out and revolt by the forces of Tartaurus, and that someone has been weakening the deterrents inside, andis preparing the creatures to break open the gate and take over Equestria. As the Princesses gather their own forces to protect the gate and all the scouts they've sent never report back, Luna wants to send her nephew Radiance through the gate to get valuable information on their leader and the onset of the rebellion. Celestia objects, but Luna insists that he's more qualified than their guards who haven't seen action in years, and that his appearance as a satyr might help him blend in better with the abhorrents and abominations previously imprisoned there. He agrees to collect the information and gears himself up to journey through the depths of Tartaurus, right before Kaos appears out of thin air and tells him that the scouts they sent likely perished and he might suffer their fate. Kaos has enough knowledge of the land that she'd be an indispensable guide to him to avoid the dangers and pitfalls in there.
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>>28976359
So the two of them enter through the outside gate, then enter through the main gate into Tartaurus proper. From this point on, their magic has been negate, which hampers their progress through some of the realm's challenges. They ultimately get past most of them, but then at a certain point they find out that their magic is returning and the obstacles are nowhere to be found. Kaos comments how strange this is when the two of them see a band of monsters patrolling the area. Kaos goes ahead and tries persuading them to let them through. They are allowed to pass and the two walk through a settlement inhabited by demons living in houses built from the stone of the walls and the irons of their prisons, all clamouring about their eventual escape to the surface and how someone called the Lady is going past the guardians of Tartaurus one by one. The further Kaos and Radiance travel, the more they see the militarization efforts go underway. Eventually they're stopped at the city of Distopia, where only demons with the permission of the Lady of the Underground are allowed to enter. Kaos, having her powers back, just poofs them behind the walls so they could find out about this Lady and go. After sneaking around the city and entering her quarters, they dig around a bit to find any other sort of information they could use, when suddenly they're knocked unconcious and drained of all their magic. Waking up inside a dungeon, they see the barely living husks of the ponies that were sent here previously. Kaos, freaking out from the total absence of her magic, is reassured by Radiance and confesses to him that she only helped because she saw it as a means to get closer to him. It's at this moment where they're marched to a trial for their lives and meet face to face with the Lady of the Underground, Kyra, Queen of Tartaurus.
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>>28975974
I'm already working on a journey story. You keep your mitts off my tropes you son of a gun!
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>>28976359
>Celestia objects, but Luna insists that he's more qualified than their guards who haven't seen action in years
And Radiance has?
I'm sorry, but this makes very little sense. Royal guards who has been in Celestia's service for decades have less combat experience than a kid in his teens or early twenties? This just sounds like bullshit Luna made up because she secretly wants her sister's child gone.
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>>28977758
Have you ever seen the Royal Guards competent in the show at all? Ever?
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>>28978295
Shining Armor.
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>>28978311
I'm talking about those copy-paste stallions Celestia and Luna have, not the obvious outlier of the entire guard.
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>>28978311
Yeah, I guess he did that shield thing once, you know before he got brainfucked by the roach bitch.
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>>28978295
>>28978352
And what makes Radiance so much different and better than every guard out there? When did he get to see more action than anyone else? Right now you kinda make it sound like he is better than every pony and human just because.
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>>28978752
Training from Celestia and Luna, most likely.
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>>28978352
He also knocked a Princess. Better than any guard has done and you can ever do.
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>>28978752
Celestia fags, friend. Just Celestiafags.
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>>28979301
I think it's 'sunfag'.

I'm a sunfag and I like Sirius way better even though we know next to nothing about him.

Doesn't help that Radiance is usually being cockblocked by his sister or mom, either.
That's just my cuppa thai on the matter.
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>>28975974
Who would be the devil of this realm?
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>>28980996
Tartaurus doesn't necessarily have a devil in the original muthology, just a ruler. Which is why I would say Kyra would be the de facto ruler of this prison realm.
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>>28982067
I just realized, if it weren't for the vitiligo thing, Warren would look REALLY plain. Like... possibly the most normal out of all the satyrs. That "shiny" Hope pic; but all the time.
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>>28982067
>"Lawd hah mercy, girl, you done found anudda' poor soul wit da reverse vitiligo?"
>Darcy's Uncle Ruckus tells him about white heaven
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Name a satyr that needs to get more love and I'll write.
I need to write more for the thread, but I can't promise a complete fic.
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>>28982114
Ami/Ume

Shortcake

Fraise

MT's breezy satyr... the second one.
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>>28982114
Shortcake pl0x
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>>28982114
Cristal. The whore with a heart of gold. That she got from suckering all those Johns out of their money
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>>28982114
Stormwalker.
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>>28982130
This.
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>>28982114
Gala.
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>>28979301
>>28979859
I don't think he's any kind of fag if he can just give a decent answer, like >>28978778 did, but a little better.
For the love of all, do not forget that humans exist in Equestria. So you could make up a simple thing like... Radiance and/or Dawn got a lot of personal training from their father, who has more experience than the royal guards because he's a human and all that. Not the best answer, but it's good enough, right?
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>>28982114
Drizzle.
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If a young you ended up in Equestria, would you get along well with the satyrs?
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>>28983347
Probably, I'd still have a thing for their hot horse milf mothers though.
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>>28983347
I'd try but I'm not sure, I was even more autistic as a kid.
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>>28982511
Remember that one short story in which Anon was teaching Radiance longsword sparring?
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>>28983467
I do not.
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>>28983467
I'll look through the old threads later and see if I can find it.
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>>28983589
Balls! Obviously that was intended for >>28983534

Man, clicking numbers is hard.
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>>28984053
How do you think life was like for Zecora when she had Asha? Raising a baby can't be easy if you choose to live in the middle of a dangerous forest.
Did she move closer to Ponyville to ensure her child could get a proper education at the school there, and help if something really bad were to happen? Or did she stay in her treehouse and remodel it a little to make it a better place for a kid?
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Who came to /satyr/ seeking what? How long? What/who do you want more of?
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>>28984707
>seeking what?
Main thing has been family feels, SoL, adventures, comedy, sad feels and... Well, almost everything, with incest and lewd being small minor things.

>How long?
Since this general started.

>What/who do you want more of?
>What
SoL and feels.
>who
Too many to mention.
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>>28984707
>seeking what?
Equal parts SoL and incest.

>How long?
The beginning.

>What/who do you want more of?
Ariana.
Romance in incest stories. Not even necessarily a story with sex happening on screen, just some stuff like date night with daddy.
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>>28984707
I came to /satyr/ looking for fatherly feels and to write. I've been on /satyr/ since before the Scruffening, and I'd really like more Dee.
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>>28984707
>Seeking what
Interesting stories. I get plenty of ideas from this thread. One from the tartarus above for example.
>How long?
Start
>What/Who do you want more of?
A lot of characters.
More different stories.
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>>28984911
Why do people want more satyrs?
We have a lot already. They're just becoming emotionless carbon copies for porn.
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>>28984973
I want more characters to have character.
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>>28984973
They mean more art/stories of the existing satyrs.
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>>28984825
>Ariana.
>Romance in incest stories. Not even necessarily a story with sex happening on screen, just some stuff like date night with daddy.
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>>28984707
I noticed that you guys only had pictures of Hope, so I wanted to give you more art.
I then stayed because I enjoyed the fatherly feels from the greentexts, as well as drawing the cute lil' buggers.
I remember when I decided to draw lewd for the thread, I said, "No incest."
Oh, how the times have changed.
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>>28985293
Is that Cider with pink hair?
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>>28985293
She was really cute like that. Makes me wish i had been here from the beginning.
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>>28985345
I prefer the original one.
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>>28985301
Originally, I went by dj-black-n-white because I really sucked at color and because I only drew the old fashioned way of pencil and paper, but when I got into digital drawing with my tablet and could use the eyedropper tool, I have started delving into color. To mixed results.

Anyway, back when I didn't color, I encouraged other anons to color my works, and this was actually the first coloration of Cider, before the one that more closely resembles AJ.
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>>28985293
I remember requesting a pic of Pogo with a pup in thread after a bad day. Is that the pup people were talking about?
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>>28985382
If you mean this picture, then yes.
Fun fact: His pup was supposed to be named "Judd" after Wynonna Judd, a country music singer since his mother is named Winona and the Apples are "southern", but I couldn't remember the singer's last name and instead thought of the actress Winona Ryder.
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>>28985516
Fuck me, forgot the pic.
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>>28984911
I forgot to add, but I would love to see satyrs get character arcs and see them change.
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>>28985939
>Character arc
I'd like that a lot. Who'd be good satyrs for that and what would be their character arcs?
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>>28985939
>>28986054
I selfishly want Yuzu to stay a daddy's girl forever
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>>28986066
What about Yuzu trying to get into law school and she has to move far away from her friends and family?
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>>28986105
no, anon. I want her to be my little girl forever. even at age 34, she'd want to snuggle with daddy not even implying sexually, seriously
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>>28986161
>Wanting a stunted adult child
>Not even for sexual

Such a waste.
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>>28986161
That's pretty boring.
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>>28986054
I have a ideas for a few characters. Some being more detailed than others.

>>28986105
To build on it, how would this happen?
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>>28986223
>Few characters
Like who?
>How would this happen?
She hits college, takes a class on law that she didn't expect to like, and later on gets the grades to transfer to a good law school, but it's far off?
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http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Updated it, added some of the new characters. Let me know if anything is wrong/missing. Thanks!
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>>28986483
>Golden Laurel's kid is Carrot Top
>Nightingale's (Moonlight Raven's daughter) name is misspelled
>Basil's kid's name is Cinder (f)
>Kipper is Male
>Ame is Female, Ume is Male
>Cottonball is most likely Angel Bunny's daughter
>Steel Cage is Male

Thank goodness for the update by the way.
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>>28986558
Oh, and MT made an Ahuitzotl satyr. He doesn't have an official name yet, but I wanted to name him Xipilli.
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Another thing, should I put offspring offspring in there? Lottie, Buoy, etc?
>>28986558
Fixed it all, but I thought Golden Harvest's kid was Carrot Top? or the other way around
>>28986575
I put unnamed/Xipilli for now.
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>>28986575
Somebody suggested Namacuix and i really liked that name.
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>>28986575
Don't forget Balto, he's the other diamond dog pup she made.
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>>28986720
I was trying to find him on derpi, but there is nothing. Thank you!
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>>28986616
>Golden Harvest
Oooooh...my bad, I got twisted up. You're right, Golden Havest's kid is Carrot Top. I think Golden Laurel's daughter is named Wheaty
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>>28986720
>>28986732
Balto. I dont think there is anymore art of him
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>>28986291
These are the ones that I've thought of, most originating from the idea of overcoming great adversity.
>Hope
Her entire story should be one that consists from success through adversity. She would suffer from the most prejudice but she becomes a sort of icon for the rest.
>Glimmer
I was thinking of a fall from grace story. She would be this student from one of the princesses herself. Someone who was amazing and was complemented as such. That was until she saw her competition, she realized that with them, she would not be the greatest. That was until Grogar came with the possibilities of the dark arts.
>Sirius
One of the the few satyrs born with a defect. He has hereditary disease makes his skin incredibly sensitive to sunlight. He was sheltered and maybe a bit bitter. I'm not sure what his inspiration would be, but he decides that he should never let a disease control his life. He covers himself up and learns to fight, and eventually earning the name "Fury's Wall."
>Icarus
Arrogance and Sloth were two things that struck this Pegasus. I haven't thought of what would change him like the others. Whatever it was, it changes him to become the best at what he does. He wants to be THE satyr ponies think of when they hear about the Thunderbolts, a sister team of the Wonderbolts, created for the non pony species.
>Rory
He probably has the most, but they all have the same origin. One where he doesn't consider himself even close to Glimmer is in Magic. This results in one of three changes, all three leading him to helping people.
1. He decides to not care about magic as much, leading him to becoming an amazing surgeon.
2. He goes into fields of science and builds machinery to advance technology further than imagined.
3. He studies magic and becomes a protector of the realm, constantly combating beings that want to consume it.
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>>28986891
>Utah
One I constantly tweak. He starts off greedy and a bit of a womanizer, hiding it from his family without a care in the world. Something happens that makes him change, either his dad dying from heart problems or him finding the one he loves. He straightens up, not instantly, but as he grows. He starts his little vigilantism during this. When he starts, he thinks he needs to use fear for a while. That was until what started as a night at a fair with his family and saving the day and helping a caged Ariana that helped him near the end of that night, he tries to be more inspirational.

I have two ideas for his final story
1. A final fight at the Sweet Apple Acres against his entire rogues gallery. He was able to take them out, but he's not going to make it. As his family tries to save him, he comforts them, saying that it's okay, he stopped them. The last scene would be him seeing his dad again, telling him that he did good.

2. Grogar needs to use temptation to corrupt spirits. He takes away someone Utah loves. Utah finds a gate to Tartarus to get them back. Grogar tries to tempt Utah in serving him with wealth, women, and power. He refuses it all, only wanting who he kidnapped back. Grogar takes a more violent approach and summons his minions both from brimstone and the earth itself. Utah defends himself, still refusing. Grogar would have one last trick of turning him into nothing more than an idea of his to corrupt. Utah's resistance is like a cancer to Grogar's mind and he changes back to his physical form. Grogar is stopped by either an item Utah got from the royals or some sort of family heirloom. He takes the loved one back with a smile, knowing he did the impossible.
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>>28986937
I have a few more, but their origins do stray from what some of the origins are. Tell me what you think.
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>>28986720
>she
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>>28986937
Utah's prompt was interesting up until the 2 final ideas. Just seemed very over the top to me imo. And i couldnt really get vested in it. But i do want to see more Utah and whichever. They both go good with him without resorting to shit posting

>>28986891
Hope is standard fair for having a hard life. I much prefer to have nice SoL for her.

Fallen Glimmer i wanna see more of, I wont lie. Lewd or not.

Sirius no real opinion.

Icarus dont know who he is.

Rory being a surgeon sounds really interesting. Something he and his mom can bond with as she learns about the body and he can reference her notes. Also Nurse Thistle

Pretty good canons overall. i;d like to see more.
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Are there any incest stories with Selena?
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>>28987120
Who is that?
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>>28987101
Icarus is Rainbow Dash's son. He definitely doesn't get much. I guess for Utah, how I imagine it would be something like the equivalent of years of writing and adventures. If I did it immediately after one of his first stories, it wouldn't make sense. It would be like having the Batman comic where Joker cuts his own face off right after writing about Cesar Romero's version.
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>>28987095
MT.
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>>28987120
No, sadly. It'd be nice to have a moment with her and Sirius though. Or Dawn.
>>28987124
Luna's daughter
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>>28986891
I like the whole comic book origin stuff mixed with some slice of life arcs in here. A nice balance. I might start referring to you as CapeAnon with how much it comes up in your discussions, doubly so if you decide to write some of it. Not saying it's a bad thing though. Mostly out of missing those niche adaptations satyr writers like Darkest Dungeon AUs or Fire Emblem AUs. Those were fun.
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>>28987454
>>28987454
>Satyr writers like Darkest Dungeon AU's
I wrote those. They're in my pastebin. I just found it hard writing the combat and possibly straying from Darkest Dungeon because I love the game too much. We can still talk about a dark fantasy world like that.

Capes are easier to write because anything is possible. For all my contempt for the mlp comics, I can at least say they have premise ideas I like. The execution is a very different story.
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>>28987524
Yeah, I guess ot would be hard adapting order based combat into more thrilling. I love the idea of satyrs in an adventure based fantasy world though, gritty or not. I tried to do a one-shot with a band of satyrs just roaming about on permission with their parents, no real goal in mind with that one.

Another one was set in a country of men engulfed in a war with monsters, where satyrs (and by extention sapient talking ponies and the like) are somewhat rare to find and don't have a set hub place to settle like in Ponyville. I only wrote one story, and it was with Simmer of all people, but the situation was supposed to be like Narnia after the humans took over and ostracized and drove out the magical creatures. Most humans have a distrust for Equestrians, doubly so for satyrs, so everyone has a different opinion where they side. Some have formed mercenary bands to help out the kingdom of men. Others set up bands of resistance for the kingdom's unfair rule over Equestrians. Stuff like that.
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>>28986558
>>Steel Cage is Male
... uh... buddy... I got something to tell you
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>>28988024
OH, thought you were pointing out that "Stee Cage as a male is a mistake", not fixing it. Cause there is that whole Buffal Bill headcanon with Steel.
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>>28988245
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>>28988245
>>28988256
HELLO! If you were here right now, you'd have heard a wolf whistle
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>>28988404
Satyr butts are just so smackable!
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>>28987416
It'd be even nicer if it was her and Anon.
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>>28988471
Ever most girl satyrs with a human father should have at least one story with them banging just to get all the incest out of this thread's system. We never even talk about her Dad at all. Only Radiance and Dawn's.
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>>28988449
You stay the hell away from my child's butt!
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>>28988484
I personally like the mini-harem headcanon that one Anon is the father of both Celestia and Luna's kids.

A story in which one of the royal satyrs is feeling jealous because their father's been spending a lot of time with one of their siblings sounds pretty interesting to me.
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>>28988601
Your satyr's butt is so fat that it's physically impossible to stay away from it. It has its own gravitational pull, muh nigga.
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>>28988601
Go ahead and make me!
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>>28988608
Affection centered jealousy within the family is a little different for royalty.
It just be how royalty do.
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>>28962217
Dawn has her pet onii-chan, and though she knows that he's not her pet in the traditional sense, she can still get him to do whatever she wants by threatening to tell their father that she caught him trying on a dress, or whatever other somewhat believable lie she can think of at the time.

That's basically the same as having a pet, right?

>"Radiance, come play tea party with me."
"What? No, that sounds really boring. Go pester one of the maids instead."
>"Come on, you're my big brother, you're supposed to protect my smile."
"I'm busy."
>"If you don't come play with me, I'll tell daddy that you keep trying to look up my dress."
"I do not!"
>"Well who's he going to believe? You, the horny teenager who keeps porn magazines under his bed, or me, his innocent little princess who can cry on command?"
"Damn it, this is why nobody wants to be friends with you!"
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>>28988685
I bet Sirius doesn't gave to deal with this with Selena. She's the good one. Who cares if she barely comes out of her room and constantly has her eyes glued to her Gameboy? She's never threatened anyone with time in the dungeon over something as trivial over different brands of chocolate chip cookies.
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>>28988685
>Dawn is a royally spoiled bitch
I will never subscribe to this new headcanon. Sounds more like it'd fit Selene better.
Honestly, I sometimes wonder if you have a problem with Dawn.
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>>28988808
>It'd fit the girl who has no stories about her better
>I don't like a HEAD canon so I will assign it to someone else
You must be fucking fun at parties,
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>>28988830
>People aren't allowed to voice their opinions here!
Don't start shit over that again. Just don't. And I was only wondering because I remember someone here once had a SERIOUS problem with Dawn being anything other than a spoiled princess.
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>>28988886
Ah yes, defending people's right to head canons in the head canons thread is problematic. Saying people who have different headcanons have a problem with certain satyrs? Nah, all cool there.
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>>28988886
How can anyone forget those bad times? He always went on a fucking rant the second anyone brought up those first headcanons about Dawn.
>She's a fighter who doesn't want to be a princess
>"How dare you?! Dawn is a princess and Celestia will force her to do a princess' duties even if she has to lock her up in a tower for the rest of her life!"

>Dawn is a noble warrior
>"No! She's a spoiled brat who orders everyone around because she knows she stands above everyone!"

>Dawn loves adventures and wants to train with her father a lot so she can go on one
>"No! She is a selfish princess and MUST act like one because I said so! Reeeee"
God damn, man... Almost ruined Dawn for me.
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>>28985027
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>>28989208
I want to see more innocent art like this, father and daughter or mother and son dancing.
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>>28989208
>Ariana accidentally steps on her father's foot with her full 300lbs of weight, fracturing his bones in over a dozen places.
>Not wanting to ruin his daughter's night, Anon keeps dancing all the while pretending that nothing's wrong.
>"Um... a-are you crying, dad?"
>Anon screams internally as he's forced to shift his weight yet again to his broken foot in order to keep step with the music.
"I'm fine, they're just tears of joy at seeing the beautiful young woman that my little girl's grown into."
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>>28989628
Ma heart.
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>>28989268
>mother and son
We need more of this; mom and son interactions.
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>>28990133
Satyrs riding their pony mothers?
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>>28990133
Human moms, pony moms, or both?
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>>28990271
That's one option. The only art of a satyr riding their pony parent that I can think of right now is this.
>>28990294
Both.
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>>28990271
>>28990327
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>>28990327
And this one.
>>28990349
That one, too.
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>>28990349
That is a smol Apple horse.
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>>28990459
Ponies are small.
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What are you listening to right now?
Would your satyr kid like it?
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>>28990133
What would some be?
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>>28991559
Pogo and Pinkie, Icarus and Rainbow Dash, Garret and Rarity, Radiance and Celestia, Sirius and Luna, Timber and Fluttershy, Maverik and Lightning Dust, Orion and Twilight Sparkle, Hotshot and Spitfire; a lot.
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>>28991720
I meant what would they do?
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>>28991723
Ride on their mother's back?
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>>28990931
Alice in chains - rooster

I'd like to think so
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>>28991736
What about their mother teaching them to ride their pet? Pic somewhat related.
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Which satyrs like fighting games?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhtg2bRXe4I
>It's a reboot of the series
>Based around the mcu
>Has one of the worst characters in recent history front and center
>Probably no muties around
>Same goes for Doom and Super Skrull
At least Injustice will probably have Spawn and Hellboy as guests.
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>>28993298
Muddle would be one. Alex and Emma would be two others. Definitely Drizzle. The Wonderbolt guys have frequently held tournaments in their bedrooms. Selena would be a surprise, but she's a beast online. Pogo, Trimmings, and Shortcake might. Cinder and Bucky are. And Thorn, most likely.
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What was the moment when pony decided that they wanted satyrs?
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>>28992622
>Pogo riding a giant Gummy
>Icarus riding Tank
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>>28995551
>Icarus riding Tank
That'd look pretty silly, or cute if he's really young.
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>be straight
>have dreams about fucking Pogo
I kinda wanted to call out to work and just draw Pogo porn all day.
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>>28996372
Yes do it please!
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>>28996595
Already at work anon, sorry. I do however have an idea for a picture when I am able to draw, though.
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>>28996611
Such is life. I was trying to get out of work today to be here in anticipation if you did do it but work denied it. I cant miss because of a new attendance policy that if I miss i have to wait a year before that absence is forgiven. So i am saving missing for shitting my pants sick. Or super death in the family emergencies Such is life for a wageslave.
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>>28987745
I'd want to read the second one if Hope almost becomes this mythical hero all satyrs look up to.
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>>28996372
Fucking traps, man... their name is FITTING. Dammit.
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>>28996747
What the fuck?
>"Boss, can I take the day off today?"
>"Why?"
>"Someone might be drawing porn of a satyr, and I want to be there when he posts it."
>"..."
If you're serious and not joking, then you have a problem.
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>>28997553
Well when you work for VAULT TEC, you kind if pull this off and no one will really care.
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>>28997592
So which vault was the zoophile vault? The one with 14 people and a live jaguar?
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>>28997632
... it's 100 and basically a noah's ark of select animals humans find appealing. Yes; there is a horse mare, as well as a bitch and manitee. Blame your ancestors.
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So Anonpone seems to be down for the moment, and that's bad. I mean, that's the only archive we have right now, isn't it? If that site were to disappear for good, then all the stories we have would be pretty much gone forever since nobody seems to be using the pastebins in the OP anymore.
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>You decide to give your satyr child your most favourite childhood toy
>What is it?
>Will they have as much fun with it as you had?
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>>28998024
Desu
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What kind of reasons would satyrs come up with to get out of work?
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>>28999376
>Emma: "I can't go to work today, my body is trying to pass an egg. Yup, I'm gonna be squating all day today."

>Gumdrop: I can't go into the office today, I got a bad case of monster diarrhea. ....huh? NO! NOT ME! There is litreally a giant monster taking a giant shit outside my house right now! Yes of course I'm gonna take care of it. But if you think I'm coming to work after running in runny diarrhea you're out of your damn mind."
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>>28988449

> She gonna rape her father
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>>28999376
>"Boss? Yeah, so, we're kind of having an end of the world moment; so I gotta call out and go stop it with my mom's friends' kids before we all die... No, I'm not making this up. I just- look outside your window... The sky is purple... Fine, don't believe me, but when we're all dead, I'm making sure you get sent to Tartarus."

And so they did. But not because their boss caused the end of the world, no, because their boss was secretly a child molester. He's getting molested by Cerberus now.
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>>29000422
Oh, yeah, no, that's sooo cooool. Swinging a gun around, pointing it at people. Her friends must think she's soooo cooool. On this day her ass received the worst beating of her lifetime and she learned proper handling and trigger discipline
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>>28999376
They're too young to work.
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>>28959814
Daily reminder that these are thinly veiled anthro generals and scruffy will catch on to these shit threads one day
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>>29002531
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>>29003021
Is this new?
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>>29003303
Nah. Several months old.
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>>28997528
I wish that image Fuchs did was with Mumble instead so we wouldn't have all these people claiming Pogo's a trap.
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I think there should be at least one picture of every satyr being with their Equestrian parent.
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>>29004144
It doesn't matter. People were saying that Pogo's a trap before that. And nothing is canon.
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>>29004512
Ever since that story where Anon did him in the butt... a butt that looked like Pinkie's
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>>29004688
that was the very first satyr fic i ever read, and solidified pogo as my favorite. i'm sure no one would be surprised.
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>>29004703
See? Pogo was doomed to be a trap.
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>>29004703
Utah and Petunia child when?
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>>28998863
My gameboy doesn't work anymore

No idea why I still hold onto it
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>>29005140
i need some pointers in which direction to go. should i do a doodle page with different designs like the Ash one?
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>>29005257
I do have my own idea for one. Horns with orange coat with white spots. Not sure about hair.

Do you have ideas any in mind design wise?
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>>29005140
Soonish.
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>>29005257
A doodle page sounds fun. Kind of like a reference sheet.
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>>29005257
Petunia breast feeding multiple babies and young kids with both her breasts and udders. Some of the kids are FeatherHearts
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>>29005860
>Some
How many do you think they have? Harem is not really my taste personally. I find it hard for him to convince both of them and it feels a bit much like having your cake and eating it too.
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>>29006037
I feel there's nothing wrong with it if people in the fandom do that with a lot of popular duos like Octavia x Vinyl and Bon Bon x Lyra.
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>>29006053
I figured that's the reason You didn't say how many
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>>29006126
Exactly .5. Step mother to one of the kids. No actual blood; so technically 0.
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>>29006126
I'm not the Anon you replied to.
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>>29004512
I guess this thread has low requirements if any satyr could be a trap.
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>>29006037
I picture 4. And im just having stupid fun with it. Nothing serious.
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>>29004511
I think it'd be nice
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>>29006270
>Four
>They've all been his sidekick at least once
>Depending on who their mother is, they either were the Scarlet Raven or Cobalt Coyote I just made those names up.
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Hi

https://derpibooru.org/1310928
https://derpibooru.org/1310929
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>>29006370
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>>29006389
i think that's all
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>>29006370
HOT DAMN. Skills.
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>>29006370
>>29006389
Love how the tight clothed big boob one came out rhe most. Hot AF
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>>29007457
Is that Thistle and Glimmer?
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>>29007482
Broil and Glimmer. Though, looking at the hair, I can kinda see it.
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>>29007496
Oh. Totally forgot about that pairing.
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>>29007525
Was it the lack of mention or pushing for incest? Assuming it is one of those two reasons.
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>>29007482
>>29007496
>>29007457
Glimmer reminds me of Mrs. Piggy in that pic
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>>29007529
Lack of mention and interest. I'm not that into lesbian couples, but /ll/ might be an exception. Sad that I don't see much of a reason to care about it. What was the root of the ship again?
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>>29007540
>Kermit Broil and Piggy Glimmy having sex
... I keked and unfed

>"Oh, Glimmer, I'm getting close!"
>"Come on, Broil, RIGHT there. Hmmmmmmm. YES."
>"Oh dear. Oh dear. OH DEAR. HI HOOOOOOOO!"
Read it in their voices... yes.
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>>29007540
Short story: Glimmer studying Broil because "non-native drakes". Broil liking Glimmer's legitimate interest and friendship. kiss kiss kiss.

Long story: After Simmer and Broil head to Ponyville, Glimmer wants to study the "actual dragon" drakes. Simmer, not wanting attention on him, declines. Broil does it because she is a social girl... and moving had her leave behind ALL her friends, so she is lonely. They spend a LOT of time together. Glimmer professionally, Broil less than professionally. Soon, one of the girls realizes they like the other as more than a friend. Can't remember which. All I remember is the effects of said realization and confession being Glimmer feeling confused and weird while Broil is worried she scared off a friend. A friend who hasn't been like any others she's had. Smart, cute, a little awkward but in a good way, and man does she pull off the nerdy look well.
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>>29007547
Whoops. Meant to reply to >>29007537
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>>29007556
That does sound cute, honestly. I typically headcanon Glimmer at 19 and Broil at 13, so that's for the size and age difference fetish I have, along with her brother. I initially ship her with an older Anon, but I don't think I'd be adverse to seeing something like this more often.
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>>29007681
>19 and 13
Damn, thats a pretty big age gap. Do you think the love thing happens around that time or when they are older?
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>>29007681
>>29007688
I'd imagine Glimmer and Ivy are around the same age; if Ivy isn't a little older. Though for fetish reasons, I can see why you would have the gap be that "big" for jailbait. The Ivy part being relevant to Simmer, since they have a; what? 3-4 year age difference?
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>>29007688
Yeah, I've been smitten by too many heartfelt (and hot) fanfiction and steamy (and cute) doujins. I like the dynamics that can arise with these sorts of pairings along with the thrill of discovery and exploration on the younger's part. Since Simmer and Broil are the same age, it depends on how old you make Ivy. I typically headcanon all the first generation M6 satyrs around 17-19, so yeah, a 4-5 age difference.
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>>29007688
>>29007761
>>29007700
Woops, meant to answer this one too. The whole love thing would most likely happen a year and a half later if Glimmer was the confessor since she'd want to collect her thoughts and analyze whether she truly felt that way about Broil. Broil would have actually waited around 3/4 of the year, since she isn't impulsive on matters of love. Just friendship. And about Ivy, she isn't my goto age difference pairing with Simmer any more since the ship was mostly born as a rebound from Blare and I always felt a bit iffy with that.
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>>29007790
Given what you juts told me, I imagined it would go down like this.

>Broil confess first 3/4s year in
>Glimmer then gets flustered and puts distance to gather thoughts
>Gathers thoughts long enough to reach 1 year and half
>Hot sweet lez loving

I'd write it but have no idea what lesbians do or how to write it.
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>>29007790
>Not Ivy
>Doesn't want an older buxom motherly figure as a girlfriend
Heresy. This girl better shit gold bricks, sneeze fairy dust, and brush her teeth with children's wishes to justify replacing Ivy. Who is it?
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>>29007834
Ur mom
Ohhhhhhh
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>>29007834
It's... 1950's Ivy. Make Equestria great again.
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>>29007807
Yeah, see, it sounds cute emotionally, but I lesbian sex doesn't have that same unf-factor to me like straight sex does. It'll always just be like rubbing two entrances together or just breaking out a dildo which is boring old plastic/silicone/material. It just feels lacking. Cute and boner inducing, but not fap worthy

>>29007834
Nope, it's actually a choice between two pairings, depending on how I'm feeling. Blare, who's three years older, and Ace, who's eight years older. Blare will always be the ideal ship for me because it adds that 'dysfunctional couple that obvious love each other but have their own issues to work out' dynamic into the mix. Ace's was an unitended spark that I've just been stocking the fire over time in my head. It generally works out into a 'shy admirer devlops a relationship with the cool older girl friend type who both learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses' sort of dynamic.

>>29007866
U cheeky git

>>29007893
Oh, is this new from /d/? That's adorable! Nice work! Kinda forgot the whole scaly arms though.
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>>29007946
Nope. /d/'s too busy to draw hardcore atm. Old artist. See if anyone can figure it out
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>>29007977
Cups? Cherry?
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>>29007984
Cold. Iced coffee cold.
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>>29007990
Oh dang. Is it MT? Or Sterks, maybe?
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>>29008004
Bahrambupkis
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>>29008028
Oh! Yeah, Bups! Is that a commission from her? It looks awesome, I can't believe I didn't notice it sooner. In my defense, I'm going into 24 hours up soon and counting. But yeah, it's super sweet. I wonder if she'll drop by the thread one day.
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>>29008048
>Her
Nigga what?
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>>29008128
Isn't Bups a girl? That's what I assumed from the tumblr.
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>>29007889
???
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>>29008140
This.
Didn't you know?
All drawfags on the internet are female. Besides DJ
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I might be alone in this thought, but we need more bun satyr art.
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>>29007457
Cute. Who is the artist?
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>>29007889
>>29007893
Cute.
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>>29007977
>/d/'s too busy

Oh yeah? What has /d/ been up to? It would be nice to hear from him besides a quick pop in then ghost mode.
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>>29008202
Do you mean Cottonball? Or do you mean the bun army? Cause i love all buns and want to see more but wondering what you were talking about.

http://pastebin.com/0BERG3vA

Here is a bun army short that never got completed.
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>>29008202
You probably are. I myself want nothing to do with that inbreeding fetish empire shit. Unless you are talking about only Cottonball?
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>>29008202
You're not.
Whether bun is alone, with Lenora, in a group, or part of the bun empire, I like bun.
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>>29008202
No. What we really need is more art of satyrs and ponies interacting with each other.
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>>29008689
i'm sorry for being awol man. i only have 5 days left of work, and a week until i'm switching coasts. i plan on sketching and inking some stuff through my 4 day train ride, though.
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>>29009235
Can you put 'satyrs riding on a train' on your list of things to draw?
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>>29009248
Totally. will probably mix some ideas together, if they mesh well.
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>>29009235
Well good luck /d/! Wish you the best on your train ride and hope to hear from you soon!
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>>29009257
Want to give out any hints?
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>>29009336
well >>28984707 is me, plus i have some characters i've half made, and i have a little DGA alternate "monster school" idea for those not into herding/multiple parent families. and i still try to check the thread to see what you guys are into
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>>29009468
Based on the answers you got from that question you asked, I'd reckon that many are here for feels. Which makes sense, since this general was made mainly because many wanted the
>you wil never get married and have kids
feels.
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>>29009468
Hope you go into detail about Monster School. Sounds like an interesting idea. me personally i love the lewd, you do great work with it.
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>>29009582
>me personally i love the lewd,
Why are you so obsessed with lewd?
Seriously, what drew you to this thread - a thread for family feels - if all you care about is lewd?
/d/ didn't even say anything about lewd, just a monster school.
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>>29009608
Which is why I asked him about his monster school prompt. I'm curious about it regardless of if I like lewd. It may surprise you that people can like more than one thing. Don't get so triggered just because i said I like a thing you don't.
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>>29009608
nah don't worry, my name heavily implies lewd. and i became "that person" where i'm greeted as the porn guy in multiple groups. i try to keep it to /sat/, but since its such a small community it leaks around.
>>29009582
it would be some sort of alternate schooling for children of monsters, like manticore, sirens, arimaspi, etc. it had good intentions at first, but residents of <town> began to equate it to a detentional facility, and sent problem students there. it's a really loose idea i'd like to go into detail with.
the negative side is i have characters i want to introduce (pic related) but i don't want to bog it down too much and disinterest anyone
im tempted for the only anon within the story to be a teenage anon
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>>29009646
>Which is why I asked him about his monster school prompt.
But /d/ said
>for those not into herding/multiple parent families
Did your dyslexia get the better of you again?
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>>29009652
She looks so precious! What's her name and who's she from? I'd certainly welcome this cinnamon roll into the flock and read your Satyr School For The Notoriously Abominable.
Also
>teenage Anon
You had me at hello.
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>>29009652
She looks like the Tomoko of satyrs, only more lizardy.
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>>29009652
She looks cute as hell and I would love to see and hear more of this concept. Content and interest in general has been on the decline for the threads so maybe a new fresh idea is just what we need. And I love your drawings and want to see more of it. I'd imagine that the monster school would have a small student body because we have few monsters. But if you introduce new ones that could work. And when you say the town sends troubled kids do you mean satyrs like Thorn? Or do they send both bad apples of satyr's and ponies?
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>>29009468
I massively prefer herding or multiple mothers, but I suppose I can check out the monster school.
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>>29009652
Who is this cutie, and what species are her parents?
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>>29010070
Careful you'll trigger the thread gestapo.
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>>29010196
By which you mean almost everyone on /mlp/, right?
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>>29010196
Impregnate fucking everything.
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>>29010070
In certain circumstances I feel the same way.
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>>29009768
>>29010143
She's the daughter of this guy, someone mentioned it a bit back and i drew her then.
>>29009986
I'd still have to gather all the monster girls and settle on an general age they would be at.
while at first, the school would have around 10place holder until i figure the real amount, the more the kids there misbehave they began to earn a reputation for the school. everyone will just assume it's a detentional facility for gang members and the nastier of half-breeds, and bad kids (i had Steel Cage and Blare in mind) would be sent. maybe a pony here or there, but generally the public would argue "that sweet filly is not fit for such a terrible place!" treating it like a prison.
since it would be a national school, for breeds of all over, it would be a dorm with very strict rules and a handful of teachers.
>>29010070
i'm not against herding at all. i like minimal anons, and group them around (DGA, princess!anon, Lyra/Bon/etc!anon, etc) but i'm leaving this vague on purpose. only well known siblings (like the siren kids) would be discussed. i will leave anon out of it, aside from one teenage anon.
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>>29008182
And Mimic
And Boron
And possibly Vagabond.
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>>29010376
I can't wait, /d/.
Also, do you have a Skype?
We've got a Satyr Chat with around 20 people in it. At one point, the contact Skype was in the topic. I guess someone removed it.
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>>29010515
>We've got a Satyr chat on Skype
>I guess someone removed it.
But why? And why are you keeping your chatter on Skype? I get it if most of it is not related to satyr. But if most of the stuff you talk about there is satyr-related, then I really don't get it at all.
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>>29010556
People flinging shit. That should give you a pretty good idea of why some people don't talk satyr here as much as in private.
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>>29010556
Some is Satyr related. It's mainly for talking to fellow satyrfags and occasionally asking for ideas/thoughts on a story or art.
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You leave satyr with your brother

How do they like time spent with Uncle Anon?
>'Uncle Anon, this is a liquor store, you said we were going to get a happy meal.'
>"Girl, the world don't revolve around happy meals, I got stuff to make that at home."
>'Uncle Anon, I looked through your fridge and all I saw was barbecue sauce and alcohol.'
>"Hey, barbecue sauce! Alright, we're halfway there, now I just need to catch a sparrow and microwave a raw potato."
>'I want to go home.'
>"Ahh you'll grow out of all that fussy behavior, probably get it from your dad."
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>>29010215
No, he means "people in thos thread", because he is a teenage boy who thinks anime stereotypes can happen irl and r kewl senpai.
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>>29010472
And /d/
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>>29010621
She'd sit around playing D&D, making lots of vulgar jokes, spewing memes, running around town in a group of 10+ people, and sitting in IHOP and 1 A.M.
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>>29010621

I'm an only child, so I suppose I'll just leave her alone at the park for a few hours. I mean what's the worst that could happen?

>"Hey, kid, wanna come see-"
"Nice try, pal, but your the fourth stallion in three hours to come ask if I want to see some cute puppies."
>"Well it's all the human guys' fault for taking all our mares!"
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>>29010789
>"You merely adopted the puppy."
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>>29010789
What if your best friend is like your brother?
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>>29010597
Sounds nice. I had a similar thing back in the days of AiE. Those were fun times. But I do agree that cutting off content only adds to the problem. Crappy anons or not.

>>29010376
Sounds interesting. Hope you talk about it more with us.
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>>29010823
I... I don't really have any friends either, unless you count work colleagues that I get on well with.
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>>29010789

>"Okay, forget the puppies. You wanna come see some really cute kittens instead?"
"Hmm... Kittens, you say? Well, I do like kittens. are they super cute?"
>"Kid, they're kittens. Of course they're cute."
"You drive a hard bargain, stranger. Where are these kittens exactly?"
>"Oh, uh... over there in the back of that van with the windows blocked up."
"Odd place to keep kittens, but I've got a good feeling about this!"

And that's how (insert satyr here) ended up with a pet cat and/or a prolapsed anus.
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>>29011051
Everyone knows she got the prolapsed anus as a reward for getting all A's on her report card.
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>>29011092
Even in applied fingerpainting? Man, that class is brutal. Two thirds of students don't even make it through their first lesson.
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I want to see a satyr go full yandere that no one would expect.
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>>29011946
Presto? Rory? Snapshot? Bucky? Probably Icarus.
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I just remembered this Smooze daughter girl was never named. The best I could think of was "Soozen", but...
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>>29012907
She just never took off. Kind of a shame cause i think a token goo girl would be nice. But oh well. And her name should be Gelly Kelly.
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Which satyrs have a sweet tooth other than Pogo and other Pies.
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>>29012907
I liked her... even did private lewd words with her.
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Hey guys, been a while
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>>29013550
Hey, MSob. You been all right? I mean, I know Satyr isn't your whole life or nothing, but assume whenever a named fag disappears without a word they are going through something.
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>>29013590
I'm going through a years-long shit, in that case.
Just gonna get there one sketch at a time.
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>>29013550
This is amazingly adorable! Nice to see you again MSOB.
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Have we ever thought of doing basic Anon x Pony/Equestrian stories around here? Stories that focus on relationships before or leading up to the satyr? There's been some talk about including more content with Anon and the parents in mind and not having the thread so heavily focus on satyr to satyr interactions.
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>>29014257
isn't it kind of a different thing if you remove the satyrs entirely or near entirely though?

Maybe if it's a couple that decide to have kids due to seeing the preexisting satyrs or something...
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>>29014257
http://pastebin.com/sb9x82UY
I was working on an idea kinda like that where Anon is the sperm donor to Lyra and Bonbon. I relaly liked the concept but got kind of side tracked and never picked it up. It was gonna be more SoL focused and more on the parents with the kids being buns in the oven for the first half of the story.
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>>29014267
That'd be good. I've always said there's a severe lack of stories with Anon's perspective, related or otherwise. Family based stories could focus on Anon as a parent in context of his relationship with his wife and satyr, while SoL/Drama/Romance based stories would focus on an unspecific Anon with no connections to any satyr and have them strike up a relationship with a few of them. Humans and their Equestrian counterparts need to feel more fleshed out and feel like they have a sense of agency in the world. It's just been satyr x satyr stuff for the longest. Personally, I'd like a take on more stories where Anon isn't a relative of their's so they could come at the potential relationship of satyrs in different angles. But that's just me.
>>29014278
That was one story I liked a big deal and conveys exactly what I'd like more often.
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>>29013550
Cute!
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>>28964894
No Darcy? HERETIC!
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>>29015328
Darcy would have to be in one of the fall months, around apple season.
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>>29015328
>No Apples allowed
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>>29015328
See >>29015428
Pic slightly related.
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>>29016584
No.
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>>29016584
How is Darcy taller than Warren?
>Inb4 Amazon
>Inb4 Futa Darcy x Ace master race babies
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>>29016584
Pic better related.
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>>29016780
I'd say Warren is the tallest satyr baring Ariana, since Clyde is the tallest horse we've seen in the show.
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>>29016807
>Pair related literally perfect
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>>29016845
I don't see a reason to like either desu.
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>>29016845
No its not
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>>29016845
Fuck off with your goddamn futa shit fetish.
>>29016780
You just HAD to bring that up, didn't you?
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>ITT people get mad at Futa/Lesbians
>Yet self-inserting to death is okay
Aaand you wonder why people left. How are Sterks and Cups doing? Maybe Aaron knows. Could always ask Lion-O where he is, or Lunaguy, or any of the many people who have left.
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>>29016856
Two top tier satyr girls hooking up is not perfection? What sad world do you live in?
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>>29016873
You name names yet do not mention -Fuchs-?... I miss -Fuchs-...
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>>29016873
This whole general is about YOU having a family. Anon has been a thing since the fucking beginning, you shitposting retard.
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>>29016898
A FAMILY with a PONY WAIFU, not fucking satyrs outside your generation, you pathetic bitch.
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>>29016906
Still does not change that Anon has always been a thing since the beginning.
>Calling people pathetic bitches because they want to be Anon in Equestria
Why the fuck are you even here? Just to try and start shit with others as often as possible?
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>>29016937
Pathetic trying to self insert fucking kids/teens, yeah.
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>>29016972
Because no other thread/board does that, I'm sure
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>>29016972
What do you expect from a place where it's very nature is about anonymity and group collective?
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>>29016972
Darcy is only a kid/teen if you yourself headcanon that. So you are the pathetic one here, you pervert.
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>>29016997
Yeah, I head canon her in her early twentirs, honestly.
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>>29016845
I will never stop wanting more art of this. Post this in /sad/ tho my man. Know your audience
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>>29016997
>Not headcanoning m6 arounf your age
Look whose talking.
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A reminder, good folks, that we have a shitposting troll here who will try and piss off everyone in any way he can just to "make it even".

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6454397/#6510767
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>>29016906
But what if I want a sheep waifu instead?
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>>29017132
Isn't that only for /sad/? Cause nothing here looks "even steven". Just looks like shit flinging in many directions.
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>>29017138
Then fuck the sheep. Romance her, love her, then fuck her. Then make a sheep-bomination. We have a croc now, why not sheeple? Lazinessz that's why not.
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>>29016882
One where I don't think they're that great.
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>>29017141
Sometimes he comes here when nobody is taking his bait. But he does seem to frequent /sad/ because he thinks he's the punisher and it's his job to teach /sad/ a lesson.
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>>29018832
That's a really big sword.
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>>29018774
I like this Arianna the best. No ugly piercings, cute and shy as fuck. Best daughteru this version. I HC that she is very reserved to her culture cause she was raised more human and doesn't like piercings. The hardest she rolls with is a pair of small earrings that she gets when she is 17 and then stops using them after a month.
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>>29019040
She's got an earring on right there, though.
But, Arimaspi culture. Maybe they pierce their babies ears like some human parents do.
>Her dislike for piercings came from an older kid pulling on them when she was two, so she took them off and left them off.
>She gave them another chance at 17, figured not too bad but not her thing.

Personally, I like her with piercings, but I'm not married to the idea. I'm cool with rolling character building around.
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>>29019073
Just how far did Anon travel to find ancient mythical cyclops goat pussy to fuck

>"Dad how did you and mom meet"
>"Well one day I got really thirsty..."
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>>29019342
Assuming he lives in Diminutive Equine Village, somewhere between a few hundred to maybe roughly a thousand miles south.
Obviously, map's not to scale, but you've gotta go through central Equestria, then through buffalo lands to get to the arimaspi mountains.
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>>29017151
Fuck sheep laziness.
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>>29019611
Wait, was this drawn for this thread, or is it unrelated to mlp?
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>>29018832
That's from /tg/ you dingus.
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>>29019641
I drew it because of the why not sheeple remark. it's for here.
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>>29019651
A) How the fuck was he supposed to know that?

B) Stay the fuck off /tg/. Seriously, a couple of guys have already told you to keep /mlp/ stuff on /mlp/
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>>29019661
We have sheeple now? Is that the name we're going with too? Cause that is fucking kek worthy.
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>>29019755
I'm not the guy who requested it, for one, and for two, one would assume it would have been stated where it came from originally.
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>>29019611
More Drizzle art when?
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>>28984707
Feels mostly, i like to see more hope.
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>>29019611

Does she have a name? If not, I vote for Eirwen, which mean white snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfDcNhwf6E

Yes, It's basically a sheep fucker joke.
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>>29020248
I didn't think of a name for her.
I'll go with whatever.
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>>29020248
Sounds welsh.
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>>29020519
Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Either that or Baaaabara.
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>>29020829
I like Eirwen better.
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>>29018832
Cool!
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>>29021992
>That filename
Are lewd fetishes literally the only thing that exists in your mind?
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>>29022107
It's why we had to make a containment thread.
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>>29020854
Make sure to pronounce it right or... we get Erwin. The last thing we need is a black thirsty boy trying and failing to act street with the hippity hop music.
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>>29022107
>Being this triggered over a filename

Is being triggered literally the only thing that exists in your mind?

>>29022220
It's better there since we don't have to worry about the thread gestapo pissing themselves for any little thing. Aside from a few dedicated shit posting trolls.
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>>29022276
>I must try and start shit everytime someone who doesn't love the same sexual fetishes I love starts posting here in this general that isn't /sad/
Is your dyslexia getting the better of you again?
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>>29022276
Please stop giving him attention.

I meant, I get it. When I see him post, I want to say something. I want to call him a faggot, and all manner of other things.
But you shouldn't do it. Trolls operate under the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" mindset.
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>>29022318
True words anon. I'll just stick to plotting for stuff for the Xmas season.


What is satyr's favorite movies for the cold snuggly weather?

Emma - Tokyo Godfathers
Classic movie there anon.
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What is satyr's favorite winter time snack?
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>>29023083
White fudge oreos
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Hope likes the claymation Rudolph movies during this time and Gumdrop likes A Christmas Story.

Alex marathons all the Rocky movies.

Pogo likes to watch Patch Adams while Mumble likes Groundhog Day. Fiddle and Faddle love Frozen to death.

Glimmer and Rory love to go back and watch the Harry Potter series around winter, even though they agree that the books are the better medium.

Icarus and Rainbow Dash watch the thing together before sitting through Happy Feet with Prism and Irissa.

Sapphire and Garret like to watch Miracle on 34th Street with their parents.

Almost everyone in the Apple household tears up when It's A Wonderful Life plays. Except Utah. And TexAnon. They cry on the inside, maybe.

Films watching in the Shy household runs on a cycle. It starts at the final weekend of November with Fauna's An American Tail. Then it's Flora's turn next weekend with Home Alone. Then Thorn's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Then it's off with Ivy's Serendipity and finishes with Timber's A Christmas Carol.
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>>29020177
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>>29021737
>>29018832
What's the reason of showing all this art about the monster hunter headcanom if you're not going to show us anything of substance? No story, no comic, anything?
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>>29023722
More Drizzle porn please.

>>29023780
I guess he's just laying down the foundation. Wanting some padding before he springs in with content.
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Who's best boy?
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>>29023987
It's getting super old now. This is probably the seventh or eigth pic of either Simmer and Broil in a body suit. It doesn't tell us anything more than 'These guys have tight clothes and big swords'. The only actual monster we see them "fighting" is a giant rat, and that's less than spectacular material based from all the art the concept has.
>>29024075
Pogo, obviously.
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>>29024075
Snapshot
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>>29023780
>>29024141
>I dislike the thing therefore I need to make the CC feel bad and want to leave
Yet all the art of "cute satyrs" or "daddy's cummy eater" that don't go anywhere are fine.. bitch.
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>>29022325
I wish I knew more holiday movies, but I rarely watch any movies.
But I'd sure as shit snuggle into poofy daughter's floof and watch some cozy ass movies.
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>>29024403
Stop putting words in my mouth. I never said I outright hated it, I said the content is stagnated. There's nothing really telling me why I should care about this at all, and the little background info he provides isn't amounting to any type of story. Just drawings of various degrees of quality. It's like perpetually waiting for an update from Prequel, constantly blueballung us with snippets of something but never actually amounting to anything anytime soon. I could post all their hunter images and they'd all say the same thing in their portrayal: two drakes in red tight suits have swords.
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>>29024472
>perpetually waiting for an update from Prequel
He said updates would be smaller and roughly monthly.
He keeps saying it's almost done.
It's been over a year.

RIP in peace, Katia Fucking Managan,
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>>29024586
>Here Lies Slut Cat
>"She Never Got Good"
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>>29019611
I can't help but picture her voice as Mayweather from Zootopia.
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>>29024745
Bellweather.
You can remember because the mayor calls her Smellweather.
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>>29024883
Oh yeah, that's her name. Man, what the hell was that lion's problem?
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>>29024745
>>29024883
>Bellwether

Waif tier except for being racist and evil.
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>>29024950
He was a Republican... Jokes aside; he seems kind of like a Arnold Schwarenegger/Trump type. A tv/movie star turned politician. Really immature, but able to work a crowd and at least do the job
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>>29023722
What is she playing?

>>29023987
>More Drizzle porn please.
I second this.
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>>29023722
What's she playing? ... Is it Shining Force 2?
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>>29025385
>>29025418
I didn't actually think very hard about what game she was playing.

Sure, it can be Shining Force 2 or whatever.
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Friend of mine drew some Cristal.
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>>29025611
Decent/10. Not bad, but needs some practice/work
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>>29025611
Age is a cruel thing. One moment your hot shit in a champagne glass, then you're cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

Pretty good sketch, her bottom half looks pretty solid, top half is a little wonky anatomy wise but nice boobs. Face could use a bit of touching up.
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>>29025611
Not bad. Your friend should come here and draw more satyrs.
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>>29026028
I was trying to think of what her face reminded me of, and then it hit me. She looks like one of those indifferent, perm-haired girls from the late 80's to mid 90's.

>>29026150
I hope he will.
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>>29026155
I can see it. Though it reminded me of one of those light skinned black girls or mexican girls who dont take no shit. Looks like its own seperate character outside of Cristal. She probably could be the satyr of that gypsy mare in that one episode where Twilight blah blah fancy good.
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>>29024075
I like Pogo and Presto, but I also think Garret would be a good son who always shows his parents a lot of respect. He always addresses you and Rarity as "father" and "mother" like a proper gentleman.
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>>29024075
Rory would be cutest sonfu and most safe.
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>>29028704
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Slow night... Well, I'm going to bed.
Goodnight.
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Ded thread
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>>29030370
Petunia should wear this on their next date.
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>>29029461
dream of magic
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>>29031167
What do Changeling satyrs think about Big Gay Uncle Thorax?
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>>29032174
They think that if they held out any hope that the show staff actually gave a fuck about said show, he officially killed it.
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>>29032174
>"Ey. Ey yo Sis! Misery!"
"What?"
>"Who the hell is that talking to Mom?"
"Oh, that's just Thorax. He's some chump that got blasted with fairy AIDS and with all the other changelings and now they're a walking pride parade."
>"Really? Shit, why is he with Mom then?"
"Because he's been appointed king of the hive and kicked us to the curb."
>"Uh, excuse me?"
"Yeah. You missed quite a bit after you left. There was this infiltration and stuff to capture the two Princesses or something like that. We wrapped them up in cocoons. You know, real kinky shit."
"Get to the point, gah!"
>"Well. Long story short a band of nobodies with maybe a god blew up a bullshit rock chair and then the changelings realized they wouldn't go hungry if they just fucked each other, so they did, and now they're tie-dyed like a hippie's pair of panties."
"Damn, must've missed out on some tight stuff. But then why doesn't Mom look like him too?"
>"Because Mom isn't a pussy ass bitch, that's why."
"I hear that."
>"Look at this fruity-ass, lime green, muppet looking mothafucka."
"Man, who does he think he's fooling with those pipe cleaners for horns?"
>"Atleast it matches those fucking glitter wings from Arts & Crafts."
"Stick a kick me sign on him, he's done. I'm just done."
"I feel you."
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>>29032335
>the changelings realized they wouldn't go hungry if they just fucked each other,
See, Anon was just feeding his bug-daughter the whole time!
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>>29031505
How smart are Petunia and Utah?
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Which parent would be the eugenicist?
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>>29033172
Petunia is dumb and lazy. Utah is smart enough to know that there are a lot better girls for him out there.
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>>29032586
Anon would never fuck his own damn daughter. He's not a sad pervert.
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>>29032174
What if Anon asked Thorax - either the old changeling Thorax, or this new...whatever he is now - to babysit Mistake some day?
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>>29033501
Except when he is.
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>>29033574
>whatever he is now
A quisling. He betrayed his queen.
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>>29033862
In his nightmares.
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>>28964777
checked
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Only 14 posts left. How do we kill this thread, and who is going to make the new one?
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>>29033172
Petunia is home smart and never had an full required schooling. Only four years of high school. Utah had a full 12 years but is farm and country smart. Ain't a bright cookie, but a good one.

>>29033472
You're a real asshole, you know that?
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>>29034636
>People who have different headcanons than me are assholes
You're the asshole.
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>>29034636
>You're a real asshole, you know that?
Just dont give him attention mang. Its not worth replying to people like him, you wont change his mind, and he will technically be in the right to start shit seeing as how you took the first swing.

>Petunia is home smart and never had an full required schooling

I always just figured she was home schooled if anything. But Petunia going to school could be cute. But Petunia being a dim witted cow could be funny. if not just for one shots and funny memes.
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>>29034728
>Its not worth replying to people like him
People who have different headcanons?
Seriously, why are you painting me as the bad guy here for? He's the one who called me an asshole for literally no reason.
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>>29034728
I imagine
>Home school for 8 years cause racist AJ
Then
>Finally get government schooling in High School and struggle to pass
She does, but she only has the equivalent of an Equestrian High School diploma. While better than most non-pony races, still feels like a shallow victory to her
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>>29034826
More like
>Home school because her mom is a dumb and poor cow who lives in a barn
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>>29034826
>Home school for 8 years cause racist AJ
I dont think AJ really has a say if she gets to go to school or not. If anything this guy >>29034840 has a more likely scenario because Daisy Jo may not even be aware that such a thing as school exists. Maybe she finds out about it watching Utah and his siblings all leaving together and then wants to be enrolled. Soemthing like that.
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>>29034826
>While better than most non-pony races,

Bullshit, most ponies seem to be ignorant of events, even major ones outside their own borders. They didn't know griffins had fallen into decline several generations ago, despite them being only a small sea away. They didn't even know changelings and diamond dogs existed before they met them.
They have a few large settlements with modernization like manehatten, and everything else seems to exist eras behind.
And they believe their leader literally controls the sun.
And they don't question any of it.

Equestria is magic North Korea.

In seriousness, any particular reasoning for thinking ponies are a particularly advanced race, given the sheer number of sapients we know of?
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>>29034895
I meant like cows and sheep and such. But yeah, like you described, Glory for the Democratic Republic of Equestria.
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>>29034632
I can make it, whats the new thread should be about?
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>>29035076
Christmas or winter?
Snowball Fight Edition >>29013550
?
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>>29035091
I was gonna go with winter wonderland edition. But snow ball fight could be good
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>>29035110
Winter Wonderland does sound a bit more fitting if you're going to use that new pic of Hope.
I wish we had art of young satyrs and ponies having a snowball fight right now.
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>>29035143
I am, and I will. Cool then let me get right onw it.
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>>29035276
>>29035276
>>29035276

NEw thread!
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