Friends Forever #34 is storytimed here!
>>28928884
Twilight might be a bit leery about being used as a model to start more trends; still, she's Rarity's friend, and she doesn't mind dressing up a bit for fun. And if she can help her out in design, that's not so bad. Rarity can draw a lot of inspiration from a local princess. In fact, if she looks in her wardrobe, Twilight can probably count most of the times so far.Or at least since the castle formed...
>>28939843
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>28944517
Twilight looks sexy in that outfit. Is there any good art of her in it?
I can't wait for the sweet embrace of death.
Bridles are for riding.
Remember to do your duty and BREED your mare thoroughly.
>>28944530
you wouldn't
ride a bridle
>>28944522
>>28944537
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>28944537
How can I breed my mare without a stallion?
If I try hard enough, would I be able to breed a Stallion? Asking for a friend.
>>28944539
>He doesn't ride bridles
>>28944556
But anon, you are a stallion aren't you?
i found a box of raritys dirty old horse shoes who wants one
$500 each
Castro's dead
>>28944556
You're clearly a stallion (human).
reminder that humans and mares are incompatible and only stallions can impregnate mares
>>28944597
well then make with the transformation spell
>>28944599
sorry anon, but that won't work either
you'll need to find a surrogate stallion
>>28944597
Is that a Challenge
>>28944597
Love and magic find a way.
>>28944597
Mare and men are the most compatible match.
>>28944612
>See? Aint nothin there.
>>28944623
she just doesn't trust you enough to drop the charm
>>28944630
But Mac walks around with it flopping around all the time.
Wait a minute.Uh oh
>>28944603
>We carry a harpoon!
https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1479938999899.png
the best of all possible butts
>>28944678
terrible, fuck off to /trash/
>>28944623
I'm sorry you can't see the bountiful beauty going on here.
>>28944691
>>28944691
>implying her traps can stop me from cuddling her
>>28944615
Can confirm. Human females lack the athletic ability of most horses.
>>28944724
That horse has tiny little horse hands.
>>28944686
>terrible
>im-fucking-plying
That's literally one of the few images that doesn't burn my eyes and make me dry heave that's posted here.
>>28944724
lit goddd damn
>>28944741
wot
>>28944731
(you)
>>28944775
Nice meme captain reddit.
>>28944780
>/trash/-user
>calling anyone reddit when replied to with a response that's from a part of 4chan
just go and stay go already
>>28944784
i'm using your comment as an excuse to post more Luna
>>28944801
Post more lewd Luna.
Ill arrive in amsterdam in 3 hours.
What should i do besides buying lsd and redlight?
>>28944811
What a magical apple.
>>28944806
i'll post whatever Lunas I want
>>28944824
LEWD
LUNA
LEWDNA
>>28944845
That's one of my favorite pictures of her.
>>28944599
this is always the correct answer
>>28944858
Wouldn't be surprised if it was most people's top 5 pony pics. This is my favorite, at least in terms on unique pics.
>>28944811>First thought is "Aw, that's cute"
>Second thought is "Man those flowers are growing fast, must be some potent fertilizer"
>Final though is "holy fuck she's spreading shit everywhere"
Alright, that's it, my mind has turned off for the day.
How many fillies will it take to fill the void inside of me?
>>28944903
If you want filling, you need to switch up to dorks
>>28944900
That mare could fix up my home to make herself comfortable.
>>28944903
Just one. You gotta really focus on her, and give her 100% of your love and attention. It feels much better than simply appreciating all/most fillies.
Last night I made the bad decision to listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd6e_ZfTyqI
Now I feel like garbage. Will the community continue to fade, or will the squeakers and kids pick up the torch and rebirth this shit?
>>28944885
You like NMM, don't you anon?
never forget the classics
another classic
>>28944943
She's second best villain. I like Luna more.
I miss the early days.
>>28944969
>Back in my day, there were only two princesses
>>28944969
the guy who drew that one also ran the molestia blog. THAT was the signature of the golden age
>>28944980
S2 counts as "the old days" too
>>28944982
I think the molestia blog getting shut down was a sign of everything getting shittier than it was already.
>>28944986
remember when this day aria hit 50 million views?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11735348
>>28944597
I'll keep trying each and every night until it works.
how many dirty horse dicks would you suck in a row to get into equestria?
>>28944964
>second best villain
who's the first?
>>28944998
I'm torn between the second and third.
>>28945010
How would you feel if someone used your art to make awful posts?
>>28945010
What kind of "dirty"?
>>28945012
who else but the best?
>>28944709
Haha yeah.. What a joke, I'd NEVER do something like that.What have you people done to me?
>>28945013
ya its a tough one for sure. i absolutely need to have a filly daughter but i also love satrys.
>>28945026
Don't worry Anon, horses are natures comfiest animals.
Commie glim>Discord>=Tirek>Chrysalis>NMM>>>>Sombra
>>28945032
Real horses smell
>>28945032
But anon, real horses are bags of farts and huge jerks
>>28945024
My nigga
Hug the Trixie
>>28945026
>>28945032
Here, this should help fix your problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
>>28945041
Discord and Tirek were pretty lame villains.
>>28945047
nature is so beautiful
>>28945041
Chrysalis > NMM > Glimmer > POWER GAP > Discord
The rest aren't even worth ranking
>>28945049
their desings are like metalass fuck dude
>>28945047
oh shit part 2 came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4VgbZ8e4jc
>>28945047
>that one at the end hiking it's leg and forcing it out, staring right at the camera
It knew exactly what it was doing
>>28945052
>NMM that high
she's alright but her perfomance was awful
Stop talking about horse farts.
>>28945056
Maybe for fanfiction. Tirek has tough competition from Sombra for the title of most boring and uninspired villain, which is an achievement considering how much less screentime Sombra got.
>>28945067
But anon they're so warm and blustery.
>>28945072
>warm and buttery
unf
>>28945066
If you limit yourself to S1E2, sure. Her position was catapulted by the what-if scenario, though. Seeing Equestria not much worse off with NMM in power does her (a lot of) credit.
I like this apple.
>>28945078
sounds like it would be delicious on a pizza
>>28945103
Is his cutie mark an apple with a big steaming dump on top
>>28945109
Don't be gross man
>>28945105
Butter or horse farts?
>>28945119
>>28945125
well no, i dont want real horse farts on my pizza.
only the flavored farts
>>28945139
>>28945125
Stop letting ponies fart on your pizzas.
that reminds me. dotkwa was kicked out of the pokemon fart general in /vp/ for being too extreme
lol
A pony wouldn't fart on your pizza. Even if you asked.
>>28945155
The only thing I want from her body is sweet apple juice.
>>28945150
How do you kick someone out of a general?
Why did we never do it to Ross?
>>28945155
that fat tub of lard horse needs to lay off the pizza
>>28945157
You want her to pee on you or do you actually want apple juice?
>>28945083
Is Celestia's defeathered body lying off to the side?
>>28945160
he got kicked out of the pokemon fart chat group
>>28945163
Applejack probably makes the best apple juice.
>>28945162
Excuse you, she is a perfectly fit pony.
>>28945167
No, she was banished to the moon and that's not even NEARLY enough feathers.
>>28945149
But slipping supplements into the crust is ok Flitter?
>>28945174
She has the prettiest wings.
>>28945177
You leave that out of this.
Filly is just dating you to piss off daddy.
>>28945188
That she does
>>28945192
Those are all cum supplements, aren't they?
>>28945199
Just take your medicine, anon.
would you rather fuck a really sexy non sapient gorilla, or rainbow dash
>>28945163
Good question.
>>28945215
god this show has to be creating weird fetishes in kids
>>28945212
How sexy is the gorilla?
>examining zebra
>looking at cute muzzle and nice tail
>observing butt curves
>get lewd thoughts
I've been here too long.
>>28945220
>>28945205
>tfw I just stopped having to fap 5-6 times per day
Took about a month with pre leaking every morning, and every time i got a boner, and extra sperm washing away every single time I took a piss.
No fap works in extreme circumstances like mine. If I knew any 3dpg women that I found attractive around me, I wouldn't have had lower my output to begin with.
>>28945237
thats just a black woman
>>28945237
Rainbow Dash. But I won't like it.
>>28945237
i am going to go with the gorilla
>>28945260
epic racism bro!
>>>/pol/
>>28945237
I would whip my dicks out for Harambeina
>>28945282
just how many dicks do you have to whip out
>>28944998
With a stunning 4 votes, being a human beats being a pony 2:1, while pony child beats satyr child with the and 4 votes to 2.
>>28944573
>>28945289
i didnt vote since i couldnt decide.
if there was an option where it is a 50/50 chance for filly or satyr i would have picked that
>>28945288
They're bifurcated, so only two. Is that not normal?
>>28945295
I thought about adding "some probability of each" below the human options, also considered making centaurs an option.
>>28944998
>no additional options for being a pony and your waifu a human
>>28945300
if i drink a filly transmog potion and spray my cum at rarity then what will the kid be?
>>28945310
Aborted.
>>28945269
im sorry i triggered you
>>28945310
please dont dew that
>>28945340
>still triggered
im sorry
Updated pony pregnancy poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/11735524
(now allows multiple answers)
>>28945348
100% pony or bust
>>28945379
what do you want from me
i already apologized for triggering you
>>28945386
>>28945379
>>28945340
>>28945269
>Missingno still posts here
Neat. Draw some art you fuck.
Pony has been running through the castle, playing accordion and occasionally muffling something about removing all day long.
>>28945415
REMOVE remove
>>28945408
>>28945409
>>>/pol/
>>28945426
ayy lmao
>MLPG ded because everyone went to /pol/
>>28945454
Actually I'm just loving the apple.
>>28945454
Time to post more ponies then
>>28945464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW6GuizF4uQ
>>28945454
That must means that all of them were secretly ponyphobes and speciests.
I bet they wouldn't even fuck a pony
Is it pointless to try to make Equestria Girls good?
>>28945551
who would?
>>28945561
yes
>>28945677
fairly terrible
>>28945677
This looks like drag not r63.
>>28945679
This is cute.
>>28945677
>>28945679
https://youtu.be/Ig2tItOIRag?t=11
>>28945693
You're wrong and you have bad taste in ponies.
>>28945698
lol
I got my aunt a bunch of points in words with friends by suggesting "nixing".
>>28945711
That's a pretty Luna.
>>28945716
She's good at that sort of thing. Some might even say, the best.
>>28945724
Do you have any more "decorated" Luna pics? With patterns, jewelry, fancy wings, etc?
>Hope y'all aint lookin at mah butt
>>28945742
Pretty much all of the Lunas in this comic were outstanding.
>>28945742
>>28945742
Celestia has the market on pretty wings pinned down, but every once in a while she'll let Luna reflect some of her infinite glory.
>>28945742
>>28945760
or perhaps pinioned?
>>28945764
This is pretty cool. Very horsey Luna, but the textures are beautiful.
>>28945755
I like how she's cradling the swarms of fireflies. It gives the scene an intimate feeling, plus really cool lighting.
>>28945745
>pony tail wrapped into ponytail
Unf.
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
doing commissions rn, but I'll take quick requests in between em
>>28945774
If you think that's good, read the comic.
>>28945776
Coke pone!
>>28945779
Is continuity important, or can I just read the mirror universe ones?
>>28945776
Anon stealing Tree Hugger's eyebrows.
>>28945776
Gilda being a sushi snob
>>28945782
it's an independent story. Though, I would not read it for the story anyway. Just the art.
>>28945776
Thanksgiving at Sky Stinger's family's house
>>28945798
I'll keep that in mind. From what I've gathered by osmosis, the comics aren't the best at story.
>>28945776
A pony shinobi.
>>28945802
The comics have very wide variation in quality for writing and art. Several have good story, the recent Friends Forever RD/LSH one comes to mind, which also has great art. A rare combination.
>>28945811
Have a top 3 for art and a top 3 for story?
>>28945812
Nope.
>>28945781
>>28945838
I've never seen a coke pone this smug.
>>28945838
>you will never her fat sister
>>28945811
>Rainbow Dash/Lady Stone Heart
Not sure if I'm very fond of this ship to be honest
>>28945886
I liked him a lot.
>>28945896
I still love him
Filly is hoofing you in an attempt to wake you up.
>Today is International Aura Awareness Day
You are now aware.
>>28945973
Groovy
Dress the pony
>>28946021
Play
>>28946027
>play
I meant okay
what the fuck
where's my videooo my man
>>28946021
Wow trash!
>>28946053
Rude
birds
pointy horses
>>28945793
>>28946082
>anon removed the eyebrows
>They immediately grow back
>There is an audible *fwoof*
>>28946053
Haven't seen you for a couple of days. Did you forget to take your aspie meds and end up in a padded room?
>>28946082
Thank you Anon for fixing that ugly mug. Now smack the hippy out of her and I'm happy.
>>28946074
behold, the best of all pointy horses
>>28946100
By the time you're done with her she wont even fucking be Tree Hugger. I think at this point she's simply not the horse for you.
New horse episode soon bois
>>28946101
That's a piss horse, not a pointy horse
>>28946109
I'm sorry the best pointy horse is just too amazing for you to handle anon
Apples
>>28946117
Space
>>28946121
He sure likes his ponuts
>>28946123
Who doesn't?
>>28946074
3/5 instances of trash
>>28946130
>tfw you give a friend a gift and he loves it
>>28944537
How can you possibly justify creating beings capable of suffering without their consent? No sunk cost fallacy please.
>a pony will never aggressively try to kiss you
>>28946223
Just get a dog as a replacement
Or a pony tulpa with intense kissing needs
It's not that hard!
>>28946194
because that which exists has a right to impose its will on that which doesn't
>>28946268
that's your prerogative, anon
>>28946278
that's not very nice to assume these things of anon
>In Equestrian society, mares are expected to pursue, court, and initiate mating with males of their choice
>Mares experience sex as strong, physical satisfaction of a need that produces great relief, strengthens bonds, and promotes the general welfare of their society
>Colts, on the other hoof, while finding great joy in having sex, do not feel the need to breed anywhere near as strongly as a mare does, hence why mares are first to engage them for satisfying their urges
>Colts see sex and pairing up with other ponies as a way to satisfy their need for deep emotional attachment. It bolsters their confidence and allows their inner strength to truly come forward.
>Mares, being ready and able to breed at a moments notice, will usually resort to satisfying themselves in a variety of ways, but like any social animal, prefer the company of a male first and foremost
>Testosterone acts as a soothing hormone that helps them experience greater overall satisfaction not only in sex, but through all of their senses.
>Mare estrogen is laden with pheromones and natural aphrodisiacs that actively trigger male sex drive, getting a colt (or a variety of other males) just as excited to mate as they typically are.
>Mares will usually engage a male in normal, passive ways to show their interest. They initiate relationships, usually asking colts out on dates.
>Unfortunately some deviant "alpha-mares" will often follow, block, and pursue a sexual partner until they can court them, even unwillingly. Often, these mares will force a stallion to perform cunnilingus on them until her pheromones force his body to react. After this, she will hold him down and mate until satisfied, even if she continues riding her mate after he climaxes, which can result in pain from oversensitivity
>In Equestria, colts are raped more than 8 times as often as mares. Colts are encouraged to travel in groups of friends when abroad.Thankfully, you didn't know that.
I like the mint horse
>>28946397
>>>RGRE
>>28946397
Fuck off, retard
>>28946099
You don't get hospitalized for spergers
>>28946397
Knock it off Lyra you're scaring them
>>28946434
>>28946437
>>28946451
I want to touch your butt.
>>28946469
Sorry, not interested.
>>28946476
Anon should probably just go find Derpy
>>28946469
>>28946499
...or look no further? Right here, human boys.
>>28946499
I'll touch hers too. Gonna touch all the butts.
Except Lyra
>>28946513
>>28946236
ponies are dogs
>>28946525
Ponies are cats.
i'm touching lyra's butt
>>28946543
Ponies are people.
>>28946524
>>28946525
Two shit images in a row, curse you MLPG.
>>28946543
But it's okay, Sweetie Belle redeemed you.
>>28946543
Don't be silly, ponies are nowhere near as awful as cats are.
>>28944724
>there's such a surplus of them.
i wonder why that is
>>28946547
>>28944994
its a fucking travesty that it never won an award
i think awards folk just dont like that sort of juxtaposed duet for the first time in forever got shafted as well.
at least with for the first time in forever the right movie won even if it was for the wrong song
>>28945010
depends on if its 2 way travel
i would never go to equestria if i could not come and go as i please
>>28946610
I would
Fuck this gay Earth
Diamond Tiara.
>>28945973
you mean aurora right
theres not enough aura retardation for it to get its own day is there
>>28946629
...is hotter as a pony
>>28946525
what kind of sick fetish is this?
>>28946610
ya sure, you just have to suck enough dick to power up the portal again to go through
>>28946629
Diamond Tiara lolidom.Diamond Tiara fillydom.
>>28946662Kill yourself
>>28946661
Stop right there
>>28946668
okay
>>28946650
then i will suck heaps of dicks
unless it takes more then a month each way thats probably not worth it
>>28946664Filly domination with her tag team assistant Silver Spoon, who she likes to use as your cum rag while she kisses an orgasm out of you
>>28946688
>tfw fluffy ponies will never be like they were in the old times again
>>28946697
unf
That Trojan Pinkie cover amuses me. The others are kinda meh to me though.
>>28946710
>implying
>>28946706
>fluffy pony saw you crying
>fluffy pony drowns
>>28946706
Thank the fucking Gods.
Fluffy ponies were one of the worst cancers of that era.
>>28946715
Her style works really great for covers
The filly is about to come. Brace yourself.
The filly is here.
>>28946732
Oh god I'm dying
>>28946737
Bully the filly.
>>28946737
Get bullied by the filly.
>>28946629
>>28946643
>>28946653
Human fillies are fine with more clothes
>>28946747
>he didn't count on Filly having a Romp & Stomp 9000
NOT TODAY, SUNNY JIM
Sleep with the filly.
>>28946780
>>28946780
>faceless man
Why that guy and his ugly fat friend steal all the female(and some males) characters of every fucking media
>>28946780
>>28946784
>>28946784
>>28946803
What would happen if someone turned Hansen into a filly?
>>28946815
he would finally have the perfect bait for his show
>>28946849
You need to be a female first.
>>28946860
aren't we all?
>>28946829
>ywn have sex with them in their bedroom
>ywn take their virginities in front of their lisa frank prints and teen bop posters
you just caught this guy petting your filly
what do
Can we be histrical ponies now for a while?
>>28946912
Join him and braid my filly's hair. We need to get her ready for school.
>>28946919
Sure, you have a Kek pony?
>>28946919
>>28946937
>Twilight becomes half-pegasus.
>First thing she does is try on some of their old fashion.
It's pretty cute if you look at it like that.
>>28946950
>alicorn
>half-pegasus
Stop right there, criminal scum.
looks like we found the guy who got into a fight with that boot stallion who had a huge ass
>>28946974
HAHA DAM SON
WHI PIPOL BE HELLA CRAZY NSHIT
>>28946919
>WE
>>28946983
Does it have to be the purple one.
Can it be one of the good horses instead.
>>28946983
Go to /unf/ if you want to ERP
>>28947009
UH, WE'LL PLAY THE FEUD, STEVE.
C'MON, BIG MONEY BIG MONEY, NO WHAMMY
>>28947030
>>28947025
me too, twilight, me too
>>28946989
>ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>28947054
If I drink it will they help me find a stallion for the next round?
>>28947054
So it's basically just a couple of drops coating the bottom of the cup. Or are we talking fan-fiction-tier unrealistic amounts of juices?
>>28947055
>mfw people don't draw Jasper as a diamond dog
>>28947084
>crossing the beams
>>28947084
Peoples fo the MLP don't draw jasper at all. Not popular enought like memedot
https://derpibooru.org/tags/jasper+(steven+universe)?page=2&scope=scpe5928af2d30c68bb57422ad6ff34d57a068751f05
>>28947055
>>28947084
>>28947075
They spent 30-40 minutes edging, so they filled a small cup. It's a few ounces, but it has the consistency and transparency of precum. It's even streaked down the side of the glass so you know where they were holding it while they were getting hot and bothered.
>>28947059
Sure. Twilight knows Rarity could find a stallion for you in a heartbeat. Either that or they could go rut one and let you drink the creampie, your choice.
>>28947111
>SU
>ponified
>shipping
>meme shipping
>>28947148
>earth filly
>leader
LMAO
>>28947148
>not alicorn
sorry filly, only alicorn fillies can be leaders. Someone call erroria or nyx pls
>>28946715
Wait hold up
There's going to be an FF with Sapphire Shores, Trixie, and Rarity three of my favoritep ponies?
>>28947163
Only about trixie and rariry, SS is the root of the problem
What's up with all the deleted post
>>28947169
I'm pretty sure ERP is still against the rules
>>28947168
>Was going to start reading the comics
>was actually going to start buying floppies for it if the FF was good
I just want Sapphire Shores to be important.
>>28947169
I don't know, but I have noticed this is clearly the only thread on the board the mods give half a fuck about.
Those deleted posts are more than I've ever seen them do for the rest of the board in it's glimmer spam saturated state.
>>28947168
>Trixie is canon mane character in S7
This is going to be a good season
>>28947185
What
>>28947180
>Comic
>good
Sorry pal, Fosgitt get more and more issues in the future like the first starlight FF comic with twilight
>>28947173If the janitor doesn't want people to ERP or be lewd then why doesn't he delete the generals that are dedicated to those things because we have plenty.Haven't seen any of the post deleted today but I have been noticing lewd post (some that are obviously jokes) get deleted which I wouldn't have a problem with if it didn't seem like this only really applied to MLPG
>>28947173
>you will never do Enterprise Resource Planning with a bunch of ponies
>>28947199
That pone was too adorable
>>28947193
I don't have a big problem with his stuff since I like his other comic. Don't even know why you brought him up since he's not doing the issue I'm interested in.
>>28947203
There were tons of adorable ponies in that episode
>>28947173
really?
>>28947198
Because that'd require actual effort
Slutty pony
>>28947215
Y'know, the first thing I thought of with that mane coloring and cutie mark was...
Oh, nevermind. It couldn't be.
>>28947208
It's just BEA
He doesn't really get that he can just not read the comics if he doesn't like them instead of constantly shitposting about them
>>28947227
I loved her until I heard her voice.
>>28947227
Mares are canon hungry for sex almost constantly.
>>28947235
He's /co/?
>>28947222
what would? moderating the rest of the board?
maybe if they really wanted to check every single post, but it seems weird that not even threads that seem to violate whatever rule is being enforced in here are being moderated
>>28947227
Fuck off, she is pure
PURE
>>28947215
I loved partybutt horse
>>28947255
This is still one of my favorite pages from the comic. There's nothing there that doesn't make me smile.
>>28946194
thats pretty retarded senpai
>>28947238
I loved her more after I heard her voice.
>Argument about who can do a better Sonic Rainboom
>More than one pony can do a Sonic Rainboom
But this is wrong. Before Dash came along it wasn't even a real thing.
>>28946194
>not wanting a filly daughter
>>28947255
I wish I could be this mare's stallion
>>28947289
>Before Dash came along it wasn't even a real thing
Only the bullies said that.
>>28947297
According to Pinkie Pie it was only a legend and Dash was the only one to ever do it.
>>28947291
>it turns out to be a colt
I can't believe I traded my monkey dick for this.
Filly princess is here and want some hugs
>>28944537
I know just the stallion to breed Octavia.
>>28947289
Why do people always forget events from the earliest seasons?
>>28947314
I want to rub those filly wings.
>>28947301
Nightmare Moon was a legend too senpai.
>>28946989
>ARE NUMBER ONE
>>28947330
Right. And no one believed she was real.
Because if they did she wouldn't be a legend, she would be history.
>>28947341
But she was real. "legend" meant "forgotten history" in this context
filly filly filly filly
rockin everywhere
>>28947354
poor filly lost her neck
>>28947361
she's still growing it
shut up
>>28947239
Noice.
>>28947353
Alright, but still stands that there was never a mention of another pony doing a Sonic Rainboom.
It could have just existed as a concept and if there is a more specific legend to it there's never a name given. Dash is the only pony who can do it in the present time as far as we can tell. (powered up Twilight did something like it leading up to fighting Tirek but I don't think we're counting that).
>>28947354
I would rub my face in that chest fluff if I could.
OC filly
>>28947382
Two big handfuls
>>28947382
>you will never draw filly butts and be paid for it
>>28947382
Filly wants up.
>>28947373
That would make it more of a theory than a legend
>>28947390
Sure! Get up here, filly!
Pony says that if Celestia loved her, vegetables would be extinct.
feral ponies
>>28947409
Tough shit, eat your broccoli.
>>28947405
quit riding my dick all the time filly
>>28947428No!
>>28947428
It's your fault, you taught her that.
Celestia is a MESS
>>28947433USEDGOODS
>>28947441
We need a Princess who can make deals!
>>28947441
Trump, you stood a chance and miraculously defeated that wicked old witch Shillary, but there is no way on god damned Earth you stand a chance against perfection god Queen Celestia.
>>28947168
>SS is the root of the problem.
Whose house do i burn
>>28947450
>have 1000 years to prepare for your evil sister's return
>still job
Who is making these deals?
>>28947456
"Oh, you think you need *that* kind of leader, Anon?
"We'll be happy to oblige."
>>28947479
NO ONE MARE SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POOOOWER
For
If
We don't find
The next filly bar
Pony sent you to the looney bin for being the abomination of your respective nation.
>>28947544
But I've won multiple awards for academic excellence
The secret to getting high quality fillies is using an adrenaline orb on a filly you've gotten to low health, then waiting for her to call for help.
>>28947562
what's a low quality filly?
>>28947584
A neutral natured filly with poor IV's. Like Twist.
>>28947600
Smoll
m
o
l
l
>>28947600
>Kill the pony
>Pet the pony
>You must kill the pony
Mimic fillies.
Fillies are like cats, except they can't scratch you.
dorks
>>28947628
Fillies much prefer to rub up against you.
>>28947450
We actually don't.Celestia can just banish everyone who doesn't agree to our terms.
>>28947633
>>28947456
>tfw you'll never vote for a leader like Celestia
DUDE
LIKE
NOBBY'S HOT
WHAT THE HECK
I'M SO CONFUSED
>>28947657
>nobby buys a dildo
>now the fags lust after him
of course
>>28947657
>I'M SO CONFUSED
Why?
>>28947667
Veni, vidi, veni
>>28947657
we get it bro, you're gay
>>28947661
no like I saw his selfies
>>28947662
He's supposed to be like an ugly nerd that smells bad and eats shit from the floor that's always drunk and smokes tons of weed
I just don't get it
he has no right to be hot
>>28947667
such a cute pony butt
>>28947654
I want toblow magically enhanced hyperloads insidedorks
>>28947672
All of the drawfags I've seen are pretty hot
>>28947686
except for weaver
I'm comfortable knowing that rotten teeth son of a bitch will never get laid
>>28947689
I've never seen a picture of him
>>28947681
Did the enlarged lonely futadorks thing ever get past embyro stage in /unf/?
>>28947692
mouth like a sewer.
>>28947686Honestly, even though he's a troll artist, Dafty is actually pretty hot
>>28947657
okay gayboy
>>28947699
He is?
No one cares which drawfag is fuglier than the other
New rule: you can't become a drawfag unless you're hot.
>>28947697
It didn't even get started. Also Weaver has a GF anon.
>>28947712
Wait but then we'd have no female drawfags
>>28947716
>Also Weaver has a GF anon.
>>28947707
I bet Fluttershy is the prettiest of them
>>28947707
Holy memeface Batman
>>28947716
>It didn't even get started
Well, it's saturday night.
But then again we might just end up in the same way we usually do.something something balludderssomething something gastric climax
>>28947728
Your life is a meme.
>>28947735
>>28947739
not just his. we all live in the meme timeline now
>>28947719
do we even have any left apart from Braindead?
heyhey youyes youit's time
>>28947784
Goggles?
>>28947786
tia pls show mercy
>>28947790
does she still come? I haven't seen her in months I think
>>28947786
Enlarged futadorks time?
>>28947796
She does requests every once in a while
>>28947801
must keep missing her due to her strayan timezone then
>>28947797
Now that there's a thread on /unf/ is there any reason for you to do this shit other than shitposting?
>>28947806Because I already posted but he won't know until tomorrow unless he reads it here
So sorry.
>>28947806
There never was any other reason, anon.
>>28947810
Shitposting it is
>>28947819
>>28947805
Huh, you might be right
I think this is her latest pictures
I could have sworn she came here more often
>>28947829
RIP Goggles, Queen of Harpies. We will never hear her shout at Bruce again while smoking two packages of cigarettes at once.
One day mlpg will die.
And that will be good.
>>28947855
No it won't. I hate it when things end ;_;
I've been trying to breed the fillies with a ditto. It's not going well, they just won't make an egg.
>>28947862
>>28947873
not once they manage to find a way to transfer your consciousness into a machine
then I can preserve everything
>>28947881
oh boy i cant wait to make a copy of myself and STILL die
>>28947890
>>28947892
Yeah, I'm not yet sure how that would work either. Though I guess that is more of a philosophical question (or a religious one), because if both consciousnesses are identical, how would you tell which is the right one?
Maybe I'll just go for that "brain in a jar" thing instead.
>>28947810Thanks for the heads up
>>28947881
>not once they manage to find a way to transfer your consciousness into a machine
>he says, when we have no fucking clue what consciousness is
>or how gravity works
Face it kid, science is great but we're nowhere near singularity levels.
Thankfully, since conscious AIs are going to be the biggest threat to humankind and to life on earth.
>>28947924
but what if we contained those AIs in the bodies of non-threatening marshmallow ponnies? what harm could they possibly do then?
>>28947924
>>or how gravity works
There's this neat thing called general relativity, anon
>>28947657
Shut up Golly
>>28947935
>pay nevermind to the fact we don't know anything about dark (anything) and it might just be us misinterpreting how gravity works at longer distances
>or that thing about the quantum world
>or the fact we don't actually know what the heck gravity IS
That's cute, Newton.
How about I break another of your precious laws like the EM drive did last week, hm?
>>28947943
>How about I break another of your precious laws like the EM drive did last week, hm?
Actually, please do. Every time a law turns out to be incorrect/incomplete new possibilities open up
>>28947943
>pay nevermind to the fact we don't know anything about dark (anything)
Which has nothing to do with gravity
>or that thing about the quantum world
Which has even less to do with gravity
>or the fact we don't actually know what the heck gravity IS
It's the curvature of spacetime caused by an uneven mass/energy distribution
And the EM drive, again, doesn't have anything to do with gravity
Please don't try to sound smart if you don't know shit about the topic you're discussing
>>28947786
I can be your girlfriend.
You guys are boring
Pony called you her "wayward son", and then she put you in charge of the luggage that was coming with us onto the plane.
>>28947905
>clone whatever part of the brain anchors your consciousness to your body into a machine
>literally flip flopping back and forth between the two bodies
>your physical living body is put into stasis
>full control over machine body
>if you fall off a cliff and destroy machine body, they revive your biological body from stasis and ask if you want another machine body ($$$)
Who knows what kinds of strange implications arise from transferal of consciousness? It's the same kind of philosophical question that arises from teleporter technology; is that really you on the other side? Or is it a perfect clone that knows no difference? Did your consciousness end when you teleported? Is it just a shell of yourself?
I wish we were studying the true nature of human consciousness and jamming computers into human brains rather than arguing about whether some transfaggot can use the ladies room or not.
>>28948003
>>if you fall off a cliff and destroy machine body, they revive your biological body from stasis and ask if you want another machine body ($$$)
the shitty thing would be that you just lost all memories unique to that machine body
>>28947967
>Please don't try to sound smart if you don't know shit about the topic you're discussing
But it makes my life worthwile
>>28947967
>not understanding that relativistic gravity breaks when the objects are too massive across a very long distance
>doesn't realize dark energy is the theory that is trying to address/explain the disconnect
Although dark energy doesn't need to exist at all if we just admit that parts of relativity are broken and need to be more thoroughly researched.
>>28948003
>and jamming computers into human brains
What I am definitely looking forward to (and what should be possible within our lifetime if we actually try) is some bluetooth 3.0 shit you jam into your brain and can use to control whatever computer it is linked to
imagine not needing shitty touchscreens anymore or being able to shitpost at he speed of thought
>>28948017
A-ha! I knew it! I was smart all along!
>>28948011
...or did you?
We understand so little about consciousness that, for all we know, the brain doesn't store memories at all. Are all of our experiences stored in some 'quantum cloud'? Is that why we can remember extremely distant experiences in old age about our youth? I mean, there's no way ALL of that info is stored in such a small space. I think that violates some laws about the density of information storage?
>>28948017
But muh Einstein
The cosmological constant was a hackjob of math he later regretted suggesting, but hey it makes all the math line up so fuck it, dark matter and dark energy.
>>28948030
I am fairly certain we do know that the brain stores memories
>>28948025
Seriously looking forward to this. I want to get extremely rich and do nothing but research cyber-organicsand maybe more efficient fission reactors, but mostly bio-enhancements
>>28948025
>shitpost at he speed of thought
>still have to wait for the 60 seconds cooldown
I ain't fucking buying gookmoot's 4chan gold account
>>28948017
The problem is that literally every experiment and observation confirms GR
It's probably incomplete, but it's not broken
>>28948036
Einstein flip-flopped so many times on his official understanding of his ideas. I mean, I don't get why people put him on such a pedestal.
Hell, we could have it all wrong if gravity doesn't quite work the way relativity describes it to, what with space-time folding. There's no real way to test/measure space time folding unless you want to claim that is exactly what gravity is.
I need to get my fucking life back on track.
>>28948041
>tfw you'll never just have a tiny PC in your head that can stream the information to your eye's lense
you would never really need to study again if they manage to find a way how you can access the data stored in it like a regular memory
all you'd need is to train the application of that knowledge
also you could watch pones at work without anyone knowing
>>28948057
>I don't get why people put him on such a pedestal.
well he kinda explained how all physics works in the known universe
that's a big thing
that and gravitational waves
>>28948047
Data is one thing, interpretation determines concurrence. If you approach it with bias, it could skew the analysis.
I remain skeptical. I think it's healthy.
>>28948041
>and maybe more efficient fission reactors
That's a funny way to spell fusion reactors
Was anyone able to get their hands on the Explore Equestria: Greatest Hits vinyl record album?
>>28948057
>Einstein flip-flopped so many times on his official understanding of his ideas
That's what happens when your understanding of something gets better
>>28948063
I still think LIGO has far too much room for experimental error to trust that it was able to measure the slightest vibration of a subatomic particle... when it's glued to the fucking Earth. It works much better as a microquake monitor than some sophisticated subatomic particle motion measuring device.
>>28948069
>fusion
>containing it anywhere
Yeah, good luck. You'll spend more energy trying to keep it contained than you'll get out of it.
HEY REMEMBER THAT STORYBOARD PROJECT?
NO?
WE'LL HERE'S THE SKINNY: WE'RE GONNA MAKE AN ORIGINAL EPISODE STORYBOARD
THIS PROJECT HAS 4 MAIN PARTS
>choosing a plot
>writing a 12pt beat sheet
>writing the script
>drawing the storyboards
obviously there's gonna be heavy editing in between these (besides the boarding), but that's the basic gist
anyways, HERE'S THE POLL FOR CHOOSING A PLOT
http://www.strawpoll.me/11739624
http://www.strawpoll.me/11739624
http://www.strawpoll.me/11739624
I'll be leaving this up until Wednesday, unless one choice is clearly going to win
remember: the main idea is to create an episode that would, for the most part, fit in the show.
>>28948069
>one letter of difference
I guess so
I like it when we're sciency
>>28948078
I've heard good news about the new fusion reactor where they push a shitton of pistons in a contained filled with plasma-state metal together at precisely the same time so they force the atoms to fuse
>>28948086
Fuck off
>>28948078
The observation had results to a 5 sigma confidence, anon
>>28948099
fuck on
>>28948093
>5 sigma confidence
From a community that desperately wants to be the ones that 'found gravitational waves'. Remember how it found jack shit for 8 years prior? Then, they had a 5 sigma confidence that they found waves back in February 2014? Which turned out to be a horrid miscalcuation? How about that time they injected fake data into the system and all the scientists scrambled to get Nobel prizes and they had the same confidence level?
To me, that 'confidence' factor is an appeal to hivemind mentality.
The details surrounding the findings are too coincidental. They just get done spending 1.1 billion on these inferometer stations, they detect a wave when it's not even in research mode, dead silence for months afterwards, the conditions that the model needs to use are completely ridiculous and empirically unobservable (convenient)...
Sounds like someone is trying to justify their expenses to the NSF so they can continue getting grant money.
>>28948092
>shunning pone related projects
you fuck off
>>28948112
Yeah, this.
>>28948092
Fuck you gaywad
>>28948111
Being skeptical is fine, but you sound like a conspiracy theorist right now
>>28948073
I don't even have anything that could play it
>>28948111
>Epstein's island of free range lolis also hosted numerous conferences about the Standard Model
dare to imagine a Standard Model child sex scandal
let's bring #pizzagate together with the particle physics community
>>28948119
>conspiracy theorist
And that's a great term to use when you want to try to shut down discussion.
It's not ridiculous to think that they might be trying to save their asses after spending so much goddamn money on a crapshoot project. All things considered, this isn't the first time this 'we found gravitational waves' claim has been done with the same confidence levels.
Would you like me to link you some articles?
>>28948086
>royal sisters episode is not winning
what the fuck MLPG
>>28948122
At least two guys in the thread I started last night had the records. One never replied again, and the other one didn't have any way of digitizing the songs to a computer.
Pony said that it was not very effective, but she fainted anyways
>>28948119
he's kinda justified in this one because they have been at it for so long
it's one thing if someone comes up with something new that he discovered by accident, it's another when they try for years to prove something and absolutely nothing works and then suddenly tada it is there
in that case skepticism is justified
Checking the apple levels.
>>28948133
I'M ONLY ONE MAN
I CAN'T VOTE ENOUGH
>>28948133
I VOTED FOR BEACH
FITE ME
>>28948149
little apple
>>28948132
>>28948148
Articles about what?
And it's not really strange that an improved observatory leads to improved observations
Unless you think all of modern experimental physics is suspicious
>>28948134
oh, that sucks. there's some guy on /mlp/ who seems to have all kinds of rather rare pone music, maybe he has this one, too
>>28948133
I'm not interested in whatever MLPG can shit out for any of these episodes. A royal sisters episode is what I want most from Hasbro, though.
>>28948149
did she fart
>>28948153
I will.
Tomorrow, 10 am in Germany
>>28948166
Applejack informed me that ponies do not fart.
>>28948157
No, what's odd is that the LIGO facility was not even in it's final research mode when this apparent wave was detected. It was still doing maintenance runs at both facilities, so yeah, it's strange that they detect these waves while it's not even running in it's optimized research mode (considering 8 years of dead silence prior), then, when they switch it into research mode, it detects nothing for months on end.
I wouldn't rely on their models or research when trying to unravel the mystery behind gravity. I think it's fluff that's being used to justify their grant money to investors.
A vote for beach is a vote for bleach
vote for the sisters
>>28948133
There's a billion Luna+elestia fan animations already.
Given, of course, that no fanon wankers have athing on what WE can come up with... but still.
>>28948172
It's almost as if they were trying to capture a rare and unpredictable phenomenon that is quite difficult to detect so any data at all is valuable.
>>28948161
This is a photo from the guy in last night's thread who bought four.
>>28948189
>who bought four.
Fucking fascist american pigs
How many friends did you make this Thanksgiving, MLPG?
>>28948189
Er, I mean three. Obviously, I can't count.
>>28948172
It's not that strange, it might be a sensitive instrument but right now it still needs huge astronomical events to actually detect gravitational waves
If I remember correctly, all observations so far came from binary black hole mergers, which are pretty rare as is
>>28948189
scalpers should be gassed
>>28948194
Zero.
>>28948194
>tfw 0
>>28948194
>making friends on thanksgiving
small horse you have a fundamental misunderstanding of this holiday
>>28948207
>did you finish those friendship projects?
>>28948194
I think I solidified some existing friendships.
Does making funny faces at babies so they laugh count?
>>28948187
>>28948197
...which just so happened to pass by Earth weeks after a quarter billion dollar upgrade to their facility during a maintenance mode cycle which gathered data that created a model that forecasted the event to have happened so far away from Earth that it'll never be empirically proven to have actually even happened.
Seems a little stretched to me.
Several theories have to be acknowledged as being 100% true in order to even begin calling the wave detection accurate. I'll go with the idea that we should be making as few assumptions as possible about the new data.
More likely, it could be a data injection that the facility has acknowledged having the power to be able to do. Being as fanatical and desperate as they were for results, it's far more fathomable that they faked it for funding, which I don't blame them for doing. Again, this is far from the first time this has happened:
http://www.nature.com/news/gravitational-waves-discovery-now-officially-dead-1.16830
>>28948099
Why is her tongue at the roof of her mouth
>>28948202
Whoever he is, he needs to share the last two tracks with us.
>>28948194Null
Any fans of cartoon animal porn here right now?
>>28948223
>...which just so happened to pass by Earth weeks after a quarter billion dollar upgrade to their facility during a maintenance mode cycle which gathered data that created a model that forecasted the event to have happened so far away from Earth that it'll never be empirically proven to have actually even happened.
Yeah you know how these things happen.
I mean the odds of life forming from scratch are pretty gosh darned low but hey
here we are
Sometimes thing just happen, y'know?
>>28948206
>>28948207
>>28948209
>>28948245
You're all gonna fail your friendship finals.
>>28948086
Putting the beach and princess episodes separate makes you a monster.
>>28948252
Do not talk to me about finals, bookhorse
I'm gonna fucking smack you
>>28948086
The Princesses accompany the Mane7to the beach for some splashy fun.
>>28948249
nah, I gotta gree with him
if you actually want to proof something, it needs to be a bit less sketchy
this might count as an indication that our current theories might be accurate, but it is hardly strong enough to be considered proof
>>28948258
Does it end in a huge lesbian orgy
>>28948252
I'm not even gonna make it to the finals, Twiggles.
I am a friendship failure.
>>28948170
i bet she lied
>>28948252
>still in friendship education
>not being a big boy and working at walmart
yeah fuck you purples i dont need no scores n shit
>>28948223
> I'll go with the idea that we should be making as few assumptions as possible about the new data.
You're assuming that hundreds of people from all over the world, not including everyone who's reviewed the results, somehow collaborated to fake results
>>28948265
>I'm not even gonna make it to the finals
You just need astudy buddy!
>>28948270
Lie? Applejack? Never!
>>28948252
I'll just get glimglam to hypnotize some ponies for me.
>>28948275
>filename
It's a friendship final though, shouldn't that fall somewhere into the same category?
>>28948286
Anon please.
Fuckbuddies do not qualify as friends.
This is like, first lesson stuff. Have you not paid attention to any of the lectures?
>>28948286
>being friends with your fleshlight
>>28948286
>fucking Rarity
That doesn't even qualify as homework
PSA: Fucking Rarity no longer counts as losing your virginity.
>>28948294
I THOUGHT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WAS ACCEPTABLE FOR THE CREDIT POINTS OKAY?!
>>28948299
>because it's too easy to be considered work
>>28948314
Exactly
>>28948299
yeah that's barely more than masturbation.
>>28948297
being friends with others would be so much easier if they were cute pones who want to be friends with everyone anyway
RARITY IS NOT A SLUTShe's a tri-county slut. You better remember that.
Is Rarity the pone that has to suffer the most shitposting about her in MLPG?
Every pony is pure, including Rarity.
>>28948359
>wearing your girlfriend's clothes
>>28948358
Why is Pinkie so good at the thing?
>>28948358
look at her face in that pic, not even she believes that
>>28948274
If you provide a hundred thousand people with data that you created and you claim it came from your instrument, they'll likely all come to a similar conclusion.
Only a few people would have to collaborate to keep it a secret, really, and that's the 4 people that know when they issue fake signals. Beyond that, everyone else believes that the instrument captured factual data and they correctly base their analysis on that data.
It really doesn't take much to pull this off, honestly, and knowing human nature, it's more feasible than the extremely slim odds they just so happened to have captured this extremely rare event while their systems weren't even tuned in and looking for it.
>>28948350
It's a reflex action to how much her waifufags were claiming absolute superiority over everyone else. It's the natural end game when they treat every other pony like excrement.
>>28948358
You're alright, Tex
Oh it's that time again
>>28948358
apple a slut
>>28948378
Maid time?
>>28948380
It is never maid time
>>28948380
The time when MLPG talks about something and I feel stupid because I don't understand.
But maid time sounds better.
>image limit
Dammit
>>28948370
I feel kind of sorry for Rarityfags nowadays. Waifuwars don't even really happen anymore yet their waifu is called a slut every day
>>28948377
>[winking audibly]
What pony's fans do you think have had the roughest time over the last 6 years of pony?
>>28948377
Sassaflash seems to be enjoying the show
>>28948394
Celestiafags
>>28948390
Don't worry, all that shit is gonna stay right here in soon to be dead horse.
Maids soon, Anon. Maid ponies soon.
>>28948391
Even her fans are sluts
remember that guy waifuing tomoko and rarity during the same day right in front of everyone?
unbelievable
>>28948377
>our hooves are glued to the ground!
>>28948394
Sunfags. They didn't even get an episode
>>28948388
This
>>28948401
That was fucking hilarious. /a/ was so upset
>>28948377
>fanning the ground with their girly pheromones
>makes the other mares horny
>>28948370
People always say shit like this and it really bugs me because that is literally what fans of every pony does. Shitting on other ponies or acting like the pony you like is the best is has never and will never be something that's exclusive to just Rarifags.
When people say things like this it really just sounds like they couldn't handle a couple of jokes because my six years of being here seriously try to push that their favorite pony was the best without it being a joke/an attempt to rile people up
>>28948397
>>28948405
She did get a book or two if you count the Journal of the Two Sisters, but that sounds like the obvious choice now that I think of it. I doubt the show staff would ever want to touch an episode around her either since they wouldn't want to try and figure her out.
>>28948407
>>28948407
>>28948407
What is the speed of rainbow dashing?