You wouldn't violate a pony's trust would you?

>>28932391
I want to break their hearts.

>>28932391
I would violate their asshole

I'd violate her human pussy

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>>28932909

>>28932391
Of course I wouldn't! Ponies are pure.

>>28932391

depends on the pony.

>>28932391
is her trust in her weird horse vagina?

>>28932391
I want to coat her hands with my semen.

>>28933198
I would thrust into her horse vagina.
Ifyouknowwhatimsayin

>>28932391
>>28933842

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW

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>>28934028
Ily

>>28934028
Impressive

>>28933842
nice meme

>>28934975
It does not work if your mom is already dead.

>>28932391
Not intentionally, but I'm very forgetful, and I might end up breaking a promise or two as a result if I'm not periodically reminded. As such, I would never even dream of making a Pinkie Promise, out of fear of what Pinkie would do to me when I inevitably and unintentionally broke it.

>>28932391
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW
bump

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>>28936113
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW
You did good Anon. You did good.

>>28932391
Depends on the circumstances.

>>28936120
This >>>>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW
Belongs to this fucker >>28934028

>>28936131
Woopsies.

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>>28934028
I didn't expect to laugh my ass off when coming into this thread. Fucking nice.
Is the melody from somewhere? Sounds familiar.

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>>28934028
well played you glorious faggot.

>>28934028
I like how it escalates out of control by the 4th sentence.

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>>28934028

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>>28934028
thanks for the laugh Anon

>>28932391
Only if it was in there best intrests

>>28936303

Who's intrests?

>>28934028
That's some next level shitposting.

>>28933842
Immunity cat...

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>>28934028
Holy fuck, this is great.

>>28934028
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW
Fucking. Lost. It.

>>28934028
nice song

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>>28934028
nice

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>>28932391
yes thats what I do
betray and hurt

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>>28934028

>>28934028
also your voice sound familiar. do you do readings?

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>>28934028
holy shit thanks

>>28936450
The pony whos trust i am violating

>>28933842
you violated my trust anon

>>28932391
Depends on the poner

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For street cred yea I would

Hey guys, check out the hot pics I got off that rainbow cunt

>>28938056
>>>/b/

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>>28938056
You think that's hot? Look what I got from her slutty friend.

>>28938108
see now this guy
>>28938465
this guy is allright why does >>28938056 have to be such a fucking faggot

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>>28936193
those garageband loops my friend
>>28937407
I read pony fics out loud in coffee shops whenever I feel the magic of friendship stir within me. I have never recorded a reading.

>>28934028
its not working for me for some reason

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>>28934028

>>28940138
says it cannot be found

>>28934028
Thank you for this.

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>>28934028

>>28934028
This should be made into video with camera panning through thread and zooming into texts as its spoken and then going all red and shaky with last part.
I'd do it but don't know how

>>28940881
I need this in my life

>>28940881
Shit man, I'll get to it. Give me an hour or two.

>>28942025
>>28934028
Or not. Link died before I downloaded it, so unless anyone has a backup to share...

>>28940881
>>28941643
>>28942025
>>28942088
I was actually adding this to a PTS I just started, it's right in the beginning if anyone wants to see it when it's done. The original link still works for me though.

I could always upload that part by itself if you wanted though.

>>28942113
Huh, now it works again. Guess Vocaroo was having some trouble with it.

>>28942129
Ah, well I've already added it to my thing and done the editing, so I'm going to leave it in and just finish the rest.

>>28942113
I'm honored

>>28942180
I'm glad, I don't really have a lot of people watching. I just kind of shill out to a few places/people and on /mlp/ here and there.

>>28933842
This should be illegal.

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>>28940881
Dropping a delivery.
https://my.mixtape.moe/sxqllc.mp4

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>>28942809
God Bless this board.

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>>28942809

>>28942809
That's even better than mine is going to be. Fuck.

>>28933842
fuck.

>tfw i was the op and only made this thread as a throw-away shitpost but ended up with something that genuinely entertained me
You fucking guys, god I love /mlp/.

>>28934028
Shitposting on this board is alive and well it seems.

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>>28943102
>Shitposting on this board is alive and well it seems.
Anon...

>>28943112
Cut me some slack, I've been away for a while.

>>28943116
Oh okay, that makes more sense. Welcome back to the ride, Anon.

>>28943121
Thanks. It's great to come back and the first thing I see is this vocaroo. Almost seems like the board never changed.

>>28943125
The memes may change, but we stay pretty much the same, for the most part.

I need to come here more myself, I mostly come here while making a cancerous new video.

>>28943139
Post your channel, nigga.

>>28943153
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvyQURCRbRr3bVM5844534A

Ignore the Dark Souls videos I post unless you like that.

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>>28943168
Is this who I am sharing the internet with?

>>28943260
Currently, but I'm drunk and getting drunker.

>>28943266
Same. What are you drinking?

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>>28943271
Mike's Harder Lemonade, only 4 cans in, but this stuff hits me hard for some reason. Liquor doesn't get me as drunk as this stuff.

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>>28934028
>>28942809
Thanks lads, I had a proper gigglemate.

>>28932391
Bae, you know I would never, bae.

>>28939259
Odd. I could swear it was your voice that did an Aryanne reading.

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>this thread
High quality.

>>28933842

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>>28934028
>broken link
anyone got a working one?

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>>28933842

>>28933842
>>28934028
Fuck.

>>28944346
this one is the same thing but with video
>>28942809

>>28942809
It cannae play m8

>>28932886
>rape?

>>28944405
no

>>28944389
What do you mean it plays fine here

>>28932391

>>28946371

You're not dying on me, faggot. GTFO of page 10.

>>28933842
Y-you monster...

>>28945718
It opens the player but there's a line thru the play button

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>>28942809
Please make this a hype video for the winter cup

>>28947972
I'm afraid the problem is on your end. Try downloading it or a different browser or something.

>>28948024
How would that work?

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>>28932391
Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose them forever
FOREVER
-Pinkie Pie, 2011

Did anyone watch the show?

>>28933842
My mother died this feb. Thanks for reminding me, asshole

>>28948024
Winter cup?
What is that?
Spoonfeed me please.

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>>28948963
Good one.

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>>28934028
kek

>>28934028
we need an extended version
Also source of the song.

>>28933842
I fucking hate you...

>>28948511
should have replied sooner :^)

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>>28934028
>>28942809
fuckin' A+

>>28933842
U

>>28948963
It's like the summer cup, but in winter

>>28932391
If it was booping them without their consent, then yes.

>>28937657
k

>>28942809
nice

>>28934028
Would you be alright with it if someone animated this in flash?

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>>28934028
I love you.

>>28934028
I know this is small but it one for the records, someone please cap it for future keks.

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>>28952321
That will be 50 US Dollars.

>>28945713
Consensual non sexual rape

>>28932391
Fuck it, rp idea.

>Anon teleports to Equestria
>Oh shit etc.
>However he's been transported to an uninhabited desert island.
>Gets his shit together, makes a raft/boat to get to land he can only just see in this distance.
>As he sails closer and closer, just so happens to start singing a song from the last movie he watched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyv0ZlW0yS0
>Meanwhile the mane six are on holiday and are at the beach, and overhear him.
>They believe every word.
>As why would anyone lie to no-one but themselves.
>Especially in song.

>>28934028
God, i miss that years. NO ONE KNOW!!!

>>28951979
that is more than ok my friend

>>28934028
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW
What is the background music.

>>28934028
fucking wonderful

>>28943292
I love that stuff but my stomach hates it.
After projectile vomiting on my CO the other day I can't drink it anymore.

Yes, yes I would.

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>>28955957

>>28939259
> those garageband loops my friend

Someone needs to put this board out of its misery.