Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends! Issue #41

Reposting update

>>28870649
>Next day, lunch break
>You are talking to Flash in the hallway
"Here's the exam questions." You pass the paper to him.
>"Awesome man, you really did it!" He cheers.
"You paid for it, I did it. Easy." Something comes to your mind. "Listen, don't get A+, okay?"
>"Why not man? I got all the questions."
"You almost failed history last time, Flash." You make your point. "If you get an A+ now it'll be suspicious."
>He frowns. "I guess you're right. Fine, I'll try and get a B or something."
"Alright," you shake his hand. "Nice doing bussiness with you. See you 'round."
>"See ya, bro." He says as you walk towards cafeteria.
>You got fifty bucks from that exam paper and this was really easy for you.
>There is so much potential in this... powers.
>You get your lunch and look for a table
>As you are about to go for an empty one you see Vinyl waving at you, beside her sits the violinist girl with black hair, Octavia.
>You go to their table and take a seat
"Hey, Vinyl. Hey Octavia."
>"Good afternoon Anonymous." Octavia speaks as Vinyl just smiles.
"How're you guys doing?"
>"I am doing well, thank you." Octavia says. "I've finally managed to play the piece I am practicing flawlessly."
>Vinyl does some hand signs that Octavia translates for you
>"She says she will be working as a DJ at a party at Club Vendigo this Saturday." Vinyl does some more signs. "She says she got two VIP tickets for the party and that we are invited."
"Sure," You say. "I'm not doing anything else."
>Vinyl looks at Octavia for an answer.
>"Vinyl, you know I do not enjoy parties." She starts.
>Vinyl makes a begging sign with her hand.
>"...Vinyl, I..."
>Puppy eyes (sunglasses) intensifies
>Octavia sighs. "Alright, fine. I suppose I could come and stay for some of your... beats."
>Vinyl claps her hands and hugs Octavia with a huge grin on her face
"Heh" You laugh, earning a stare from Octavia
>You don't notice though as you wonder how it would sound if Vinyl could talk
**She could

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Posting my power get http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Pounding
Still need 11 more for the crew. Hell I can make due with 7

>>28876623
Do you have room for one more?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Manipulation

>>28876830
Sure, this guy is the first mate>>28876587
ask what his power is, its great. Might limit the team to seven so that we are even with the mane 7. So there are now three of us, just 4 spots left.

>>28876848
i have to add, though, we need a ship doctor, a navigator which I guess could be considered you>>28876830 , and a cook. We can fill out the last spots with whatever. Though a shapeshifter is kinda necessary. Just to be accurate.

>>28876830
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Newtonian_Motion_Defiance

My power, in case you wanna know.

>>28876872
We can get creative and do some crazy things with the powers, right?
Like cracking the air and make vacuums out of the open cracks, or negate friction to accelerate at super speeds, or even teleport things like injuries away?
Or just real basic super powers?

>>28876920
The teleport injuries thing doesn't really work with the teleportation power you have, but otherwise yeah, we are the best broken pirate crew ever. The description for the stuff we got as well as the character/s that used it count for what we can do.

>>28876494
Reposting prompt
You, a highschool/college student have been recruited to be in S.H.I.E.L.D. after agents discovered you had powers. Spider-Woman is assigned to be your advisor.
Your power is
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Wat do?

>>28876955
So just the description and known users apply, and not the applications, associations or limitation. That's something to keep in mind.

>>28877029
Hey I didn't say you cant be more creative with your power then the character you see in the description. if you can make it work sure, just know that teleporting wounds doesn't make sense, like at all, your not transferring the damage just the injured body part, and well...that just makes a bigger fucking hole then the original. If you had Trafalgar's power then that would be a completely different story.

>>28877029
>>28877056
You can teleport the attack though. Well before it hits at any rate.

>>28877056
>>28877062
OK! Sorry man, I come from the Jojo thread were powers make little sense but apply only for the cool factor.

>>28877082
Well if any of us had a JoJo style power then that might have been relevant, but sense we don't then I don't know what to tell ya. But on the plus side you can mass teleport the ship and the rest of the crew wherever the fuck we need too, you have been made navigator for this reason. Don't put us all into a wall by accident. That would be a bitch way to die.

>>28877110
fuck me for being one off.

>>28876988
I am probably going to get locked up, just for existing. Maybe not now, but definitely down the line. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Mimicry
I am the motherfucking Blacklight virus afterall

>>28877120
Oh man, that's a really cool one you got there.

>>28877130
I know, I just rerolled for shits and giggles. And to see what a writefag could do with that as a power. Hell I have the blacklight virus page up now and looking through it. Christ this shit is nasty. http://prototype.wikia.com/wiki/Blacklight_virus

>>28876623
>>28876830
>>28876880
If these Anons are the Whitebeard pirates, then Sunset and the Power Ponies are from the Marines?

>>28877183
Pretty much? Depends on how important S.H.I.E.L.D. finds I pirate pmc company.

I'm gonna go sleep now guys, bye to thread for now.

Can't wait to see who else we got in the crew.

>>28877242
Goodnight writefag.

>>28877242
this>>28877248
see you in the morning first mate Defient.

>>28877183
>Be Teleport!Anon.
>SInce the day you ate the Tele Tele Fruit you've been looking for a constructive way to use your powers.
>So you joined the Whitebeard Anon's Pirates.
>You haven't met the whole crew, but they don't seem to be that many.
>Like around 10 guys.
>They assigned you the post of navigator.
>That makes sense, although you've never read a map in your life..
>You may have lied a little in your CV.
"So... where do we go?"
>The Captain ponders for a while.
>"To wherever treasure is to be found and adventure to partake."
>...
>You look at the First Mate.
>>"Somewhere with lots of gold."
>Oh.
>You scratch your chin while thinking where could that be.
>Then it hits you!
"Aye Aye Sir!"
>You salute and grab hold of the main mast.
>The ship vanishes.

Celestial Dragon Palace

>Saint Charloss is playing with his slaves.
>That means throwing them to a tank filled with piranhas.
>He laughs to himself.
>"It sure is good to be a noble. No repercussions whatsoever."
>And then the ship crashes on top of him, destroying most of the west wing of the palace.
>The Captain and the First Mate are holding each other for support.
"If I recall correctly, these guys are loaded," you say to your crew mates with the confidence of a task well done. "We should totally plunder this place."
>It may be your first day, but you have a feeling that things will go just right with these jolly crew.

>>28876623
You know what, I'll join.
I'm this guy >>28874616

>>28877353
Sweet, we got a gravity guy, my space quakes, a teleporter, and a guy that can break the three laws of motion on him and anything he touches.

>>28877313
I like you, you will go far. Oh my god I got it. Your Nightcrawler.

>>28877366
I use personal gravity but close enough.

>>28877376
Just less funny lookin' I hope.

>>28877353
>>28877387
And your that blind samurai guy from the Dolflamingo arc.

>>28877391
I mean you can be normal looking, ORRRRR we can dress you up in spandex and blue body paint for a Halloween party with Pinkie. Think about it.

>>28877393
I just manipulate my gravity, That's it. Also what the heck does the blind Samurai do?

>>28877411
Manipulates his gravity like a sword. A very big warpy sword. Hang on let me find a vid of the dude in action.

>>28877424
I've seen him in action

>>28877431
Then basically that guy. Which is perfect.

>>28877404
I'm not going to say I like the idea... but I'm not gonna deny it either.
>>28877411
You can be our marksman. Having canon balls orbit around you and then shooting them to whoever you don't like!
>inb4 I didn't get how personal gravity works.

>>28877455
Nah you got, we just throw shit at trepp and he floats it around himself. It'll be great! Make him look like the rings of Saturn.

>>28877455
Could work

>>28877466
Sweet, too bad we cant make fat jokes though. You could be fat as the Blob and still be light as a feather.

>>28877466
>Gravity!Anon.
>Somehow most girls feel "attracted" to him.
>But he can be a little "dense".
That's all I've got

>>28877479
I could be cause one of the things I can do is Weight manipulation as well

>>28877489
You are the human black hole.

>>28877489
Honorary anchor of the ship.

>>28877494
At least now I can be like those characters from Gravity Rush.

>>28877486
Well, you're not that wrong

>>28877497
So I'm the security system?

>>28877120
>>28877152
I would say this reroll would be good for the crew if it wasn't such an extreme tone shift of an ability. This needs to be its own thing.

>>28877505
Was that game any good? Also you...hmmm I want to be funny and agree to you being the anchor but you cant breath underwater. Your just another heavy hitter on par with me and Newtonian guy.

>>28877506
He could be the ship's doctor, just... you know, not a good one.

>>28877524
It was fun. I was spamming meteors when ever I had the chance and did flying Dragon kicks

>>28877529
I guess? But I am already Whitebeard, and the reroll was more for the being Sunset's student thing anyways. Although if he was on the ship we could all theoretically get another power from it, hell he could make trepp able to breath underwater. Or just kill us all in our sleep and bring our corpses to life. Just something to also consider.
>>28877533
Nice.

>>28876494
Hey guys is Web of Shadows a good vidya? I'm thinking about picking it up?

>>28877545
Yeah I'll just kick our enemies and annoy Spider-Woman that I can walk on walls as well.

I CAN DO IT TOO. SHE'S NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE.

>>28877545
Oh, didn't notice you were the same guy. Yeah, we do need a Whitebeard, otherwise the name of the crew would be pointless.

>>28877555
Use your gravity to make her fall all over you. You show her good!

>>28877555
Well...you can actually fly. Kinda. Spider women still has rocking hips.
>>28877567
I know, if another writefag took up the mercer anon, they could do a fun edgy story. Or just have Anon and Sunset hang around in the storage room and tentacle fuck her senseless. That is also a viable option. No eating the Sunnybut to death, only eating her out.

>>28877574
That's part three of my plan. After I make her fall on the girls in compromising postions

>>28877584
Kek. Tfw you will never wait at the bottom of the stairs and have Fluttershy's bountiful booty land on you by "accident" just so she apologizes. it hurts a bit inside.

>>28877584
Then we should need a camera to pirate all those pictures in the interwebs.

>>28877596
That's part of plan 3. Then Sunset on me dance on the ceiling

>>28877598
That's always on me.

>>28877580
True but let me have this

What's goin' on...?

>>28877605
Nice.
>>28877609
this guy gave a random power roller link >>28876988 , I made a new whitebeard pirates, and am currently discussing the probability of getting Sunset pregnant while upside down on the ceiling due to reducing your own gravity. How are you?

>>28877609
we pirates now or somethin'
wanna play?

>>28877622
>>28877624
...You know, out of all the generals, we're pretty weird.

>>28877682
Naaaaaaahhhh. Its fine. Its fine.

>>28877700
your digits speak the truth

>>28877708
Damn right they do, in any case do you got an update for us?

>>28877727
I do, but it's long as fuck and complicated. It's how I plan to post the rebirth, where it'll be on my pastebin, yada yada...

Might just take a screenshot of it cause I'm too tired to copy&paste it all

>>28877756
Just copy and paste a few parts then go to bed and post the rest in the morning. That's the point of writing large green dumps.

>>28877780
No, it's not the green itself yet. It's an update regarding how I'm going to post it and what my plan is.

I made it so that people would have more clarity on what I'm doing, cause it's hard for me to explain.

>>28877805
Oh...fair enough then. You going to have a role up top before bed or something?>>28876988

Also, my pet tarantula died. I hope that's not the universe foreshadowing my demise.

I'm going to bed. Enjoy being pirates.

>>28877832
Goodnight, sorry about your pet.

>>28877832
Beans, are you okay?

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>>28877848
>>28877850
I think so

>>28877313
>Day 2 as the navigator for the Whitebeard Anon's Pirates.
>The First Mate was very adamant on making you understand that what you did yesterday wasn't acceptable.
>Good thing you are a good learner.
>So from now on you will do your best to not crash the ship.
>Today is a less hectic day.
>You are on your own aboard the deck of the ship while the rest the crew are either sorting out the treasure you plundered yesterday or discussing what to do with the slaves you all liberated.
>I turns out that being a pirate is more than just downloading mp3 without paying.
>Who knew?
>A loud boom pulls you out from your thoughts.
>You go to the starboard side of the ship and pull out your binoculars.
>There is a huge ship coming your way.
>There is something written on it.
"Mar Ines... what a weird name."
>The Ines Ship shoots.
>A cannonball crashes next to your ship.
>...
>Oh, they must be trying to get your attention.
>You grab a pair of red flags and start making signals to the other ship.
"You can pass us, there's no one ahead of us!"
>They probably can't hear you, but you scream nonetheless.

>>28877930
>At that moment Gravity!Anon rushes quickly to your side.
>"What's going on?"
"I don't think these guys can hear me."
>Another volley of cannonballs come towards your ship.
>Gravity!Anon quickly floats above the ship and captures them in his orbit.
>He shoots them back at the Ines ship, breaking its main mast, port and most of the deck.
"Are you CRAZY! Get back here!"
>Your crew mate looks at you as if you just said something weird.
"Oh man, oh man. This is bad."
>Gravity!Anon returns to your side.
>"What's the matter, aren't we under attack?"
"Why would we be under attack? Ugh, just stay here. I'll go and fix this."
>You teleport to the Mar Ines ship... or what's left of it.
>There's a bunch of white dressed sailors running around trying to extinguish the fires.
>You approach the biggest most fearsome looking one.
>That's usually the boss.
"Sorry man, our bad. We should exchange insurance numbers... Although I don't think my crew has one."
>The big guy pulls out a big katana.
>"Silence you fool! We of the Ever East base shall never surrender to the likes of you!"
"Ever...East? Oh, I can take you there if you want to."
>The ship vanishes.
>After a few second you reappear on your own ship.
>"Are you going to explain me what just happened?
>You dust some snow from your clothes.
"Turns out they were going to Mount Everest, so I gave them a lift."
>Gravity!Anon sighs and goes back with the rest of the crew.
>Well, thanks to your quick thinking you got the crew away from a lawsuit.
>Everyone will be safe as long as you are around.
>And thus, the ship sailed into the sunset... leaving a trail of gold falling from a hole behind it.

>>28877944
With great power and great incompetence comes mediocre humor

>>28877995
I still like it.

>>28877944
Gravity Anon, one of these days I might throw you onto some other ship to be their problem, but your to entertaining right now for that.

>>28878011
Yeah, Gravity!Anon almost puts the whole crew in danger. Good thing Teleport!Anon was there to save the day.

>>28878160
My mistake, I meant you teleport!Anon. I am a bit low on sleep so am not thinking clearly.

>>28877944
I like my character in this.

>>28877995
It's a comic relief story, I dig it

>>28876587
I'm digging this green bro, keep going

Good morning, crew. Another great day to make Whitebeard, the Pirate King is ahead of us!

>>28877944
I like this lighthearted comedy style short stories.

Am I the serious guy in the crew?

>>28879037
I dunno. Maybe? I needed a straight man for the story. Although I guess most of the Anons could be the serious guy by comparison.
I'd like to see everyone elses input on these stories. Like, some of the Anons have the serious more battle oriented stories, or the ones who have to deal with Sunset and her friends, like Gravity!Anon.
This could end up being a cool collaboration of greens.

>>28879033
I intend to keep going but it is hard to write a sequence of events that will make whatever Anon wants into reality.

Bigger the change, harder to write the events. It was not too hard to have him get exam questions but writing a chain of events that will make Vinyl able to speak is whole another level.

I think I might remove his Clairvoyance, and replace it with Answer Intuition. Probability Manipulation will stay. That way Anon will know what to do in order to get somethink to happen, but he will not know the steps between.

What do you guys think?

>>28879056
Maybe even short background stories about how we became pirates?

>>28879064
Background stories? i like the sound of that. Like, how did Whitebeard Anon meet and recruit most of the crew.

>>28879064
I guess it does kinda work with that combination. Use Answer Intuition to know what will happen, and Accelerated probability to see what triggers it.
That way you could have Anon doing step 1 of an action and just showing the result without explaining most of the steps inbetween.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Soooooo am I Batman

>>28879134
Now you just need the money to support your preparedness.

>>28879076
I have a great idea now, I'm hyped. I found a way to include Sunset into the story.

>>28879198
Do eeeeet.

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>Be walking around south Sudan looking for crewmates.
>See large explosion up ahead at one of the rich habitation blocks.
>Deciding to go and look at what kinda man is starting the rampage.
>Get only halfway with my HUGE FRAME splitting the masses before me.
>Find some scrawny dude teleporting past gun fire apologizing repeatedly to the warlord of the week. And his business associates judging by their suits.
>Start laughing my ass after 10 minuets of them trying to shoot the guy.
>The cheeky bastard is saving civilians while dodging as quick as a link of an eye, or my first mate in a drag race.
>Decide enough is enough when they bring out RPGs.
>Have my first mate grab the guy and pull him out of the way.
>Pull off le blade on my back and charge it with my power.
>Swing it in the warlords direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Kljm4EZpk
>Destroyed their bass too while I was at it.
>Now to go find Defient and the funny teleporting guy, I want to see how this joke got started.

>>28879431
Fuck still not awake, its me Whitebeard. That sword is the closest thing I got to the bisento, just role with it.

>>28879431
> link
blink*

>>28879431
> bass
fucking auto correct took off the e, base*

>>28879431
Man, I wish we got to see Whitebeard in his youth. Imagine how strong he was when he could use the Conqueror's Haki.

>>28879431
I like to think Whitebeard considers most men scrawny.
What adventures await this merry crew of weirdoes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FJlbPqka3M

>>28879431
Also know I will write out how I meet anyone in the crew, I can do that much at least. I am thinking of how I met the first mate though, Newtonian law control is a pretty broken power, so am not sure how he would use it when I meet him.
>>28879478
Well Whitebeard Anon is in his 20s so as long as he lives, he aint going nowhere he doesn't want to. Unless teleport Anon fucks up a jump again.

>>28879498
We I still need to write up an idea for Defient, and Trepp. then I guess just wait till someone else fills out a crew slot. We got...4 dudes including me. We can make this as weird as possible.

>>28879510
well*

>>28879510
As long as I become a Cannonball then go for it

>>28879510
I may recall wrong. But near the end of Enies Lobby there was a dude that could morph into volleyballs.
I know next to nothing about him, but it may be one of my favourite most random power in One Piece.

>>28879530
I don't remember that, but I believe it.
>>28879523
I have an idea, just need to get the first mate done, I have to make an extra bit of effort sense I cant use Teleport Anon as a joke crux. Don't worry I have something fun for you planned.

>>28879541
Good cause we need to weaponized my ability

>>28879563
Dude, personal gravity manipulation is ridiculously easy to weaponize.

>>28879573
I know and I'm just saying we should use it to our advantage besides having me annoy Spider-woman

>>28879581
I am not really a writefag, but sure. I am just doing meeting prompts between the crew. There are only 4 of us anyways.

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>>28879541
Can't wait.

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>>28876494
WITNESS ME!

>>28879612
Where would I find you, and what would you be doing? Or do I just role with whatever comes out my ass?
>>28879616
WITNESSED! And saved because I don't have that one.

>>28879616
needs more breeding creampie.

>>28879629
that can be taken care of.

>>28879641
hot

>>28879624
I'm not sure man, I could be doing anything with that broken ass power. Just roll with it I guess.

>>28879616
Witnessed and saved!

>>28879720
Okay, I need a bit more sleep then I will write how I met you.

>>28879724
Good night Capn'

Whats you guy's favourite AI?
Asking for my story
jk I'll use what I want

>>28879952
A.I. like artificial intelligence? The ones from Red vs Blue

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>>28879952
Tay AI

RIP

>>28880018
Are you prepared forvthe age of Taytron

>>28880018
on another note:
I can't help but wonder...
do you mean "defiant" or "deviant" maybe?

>>28880345
Yeah, okay. It's supposed to be Defiant. My mistake.

I got it from my random superpower.

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>>28880018
I was baiting

>>28853590
>The vault door swings open outside slightly and you pull it the rest of the way for about a person to fit through.
>It opens in a way that the clerk wouldn't be able to see inside, but he has his back turned to you already anyway.
>You look inside and …
>That's a house.
>It's like the entrance hall to a small house.
>Door mat, coat rack, mat for boots, full body mirror, small cupboard, ...
>“Anon?”
“Yeah.”
>You pick up Treehuggers wheelchair and carry it over the vault door before you help her through as well so she can sit down again.
>“You're a dear.”
“No problem.”
>Synergy enters the vault/house just after you and walks a few steps.
>“It's not what I expected.”
“Yeah, it really isn't.”
>Treehugger looks up to the two of you.
>“Close the door.”
>While you had an irrational fear of being buried alive Synergy obeys and let the vault door close again.
>The mechanism doesn't snap it locked again, but the fact that you were now in pitch blackness doesn't help your paranoia much.
>“Lights.”
>Okay, the lights go on. In a cozy slightly orange tint fitting the wooden furniture.
>“Now take off your shoes. There are slippers in there.”
>Treehugger points at cupboard and begins to take off her own shoes.
>You raise an eyebrow and hesitate, but once again Synergy fulfills the task Treehugger set out.
“I think I'm missing something here. Why are we in a house?”
>“Amongst other things this vault serves as a panic room, or panic /house/ to be more precise.”
“Neat... but why aren't we allowed to wear shoes in your panic house?”
>Either way, you take off your shoes with them and get into the slippers.
>“The house doesn't like it.”
“The house? What?”
>“As a matter of fact I'm surprised she hasn't spoken up as soon as the door closed.”
>“Oh, I wonder. Could it be because I'm mad?”
>A female voice answered from nowhere in particular, and Treehugger smiles.
>“That's Tay, the house.”

>>28880533
“The house?”
>Treehugger nods.
>“Tay, that's Anon and Synergy.”
>The house doesn't say anything.
>You begin to push Treehugger and Synergy opens the door at which she had been pointing.
“Tay is an AI?”
>“Just a program-”
>And the house repeats the first part as if offended.
>“Just a program!”
>“-simulating emotions, a repeat-after-me type personality for trusted people, and a big memory,
>Fascinating...
“Repeat after me for trusted people? Like a sense of ethnics from a, like, parents side?”
>“Yes, kinda like that. She learns what I think is appropriated behavior.”
“And a self aware AI would not have the inhibition of 'trusted people'. They'd be able to choose for themselves what is appropriated behavior and are not tied to one.”
>Your nerd sense is tingling.
>The possibilities...
>“Since a while she does have an attitude however.”
>“Neglect! I'm a good house, well programmed, if I do say so myself. I'm really good at what I do and then you put me on ice, and then you put me in here. I haven't connected to a server in a hundred years. Are there better houses than me? Be honest. You live elsewhere, I know that-”
>She seems to begin to ramble, but Treehugger turns her off.
>“Stop talking.”
>Tay immediately obeys and stops talking, she even makes a disgruntled “Hrmpf.”
>Synergy looks up to the ceiling, her arms outstretched and taking a small pirouette.
>“This is as amazing as it is creepy.”
>Treehugger gives you a small smile.
>“She prides herself in her abilities, but I have not found much use to her, as she was too advanced to bring back home in any way. And I couldn't just delete her.”
“Can I have her?”
>Treehugger tilts her head.
>“You want her?”
>Tay however seems very excited.”
>“You want me? I'll swear I'll be a good house.”
>Inside of Tay... no. Inside of the house was a first a small dining area and a doorway to a kitchen with what looks like many supplies.

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>>28880541
>The rest was open further back and has all sorts of things.
>Training equipment, computers, couches.
>A- what you guess is a generator, or even Tay's brain.
>It looks like a donut shaped plasma ball.
>Just as you wanted to ask Synergy does so first.
>“What do we have here?”
>“Fusion reactor.”
>Well, of course it is.
>“Fusion reactor, mhm...”
>No further questions, at least not from you or Synergy at the moment, and Treehugger continues to guide you further back.
>“Do you really want to have me? Can he, Treehugger? Please?”
>Tay doesn't want you to get distracted.
>“I'm not sure if that's a great idea.”
“Don't I have full power of attorney?”
>Your mom then looks up to you and smiles.
>“She's troublesome, but have fun with her.”
>“Yaaay!”
“uhh, yay too.”
>“Tay, add Anon to your list of trusted people.”
>Most rooms look like they are meant for a person, with bed, desk and cupboards, but then you came past one you just had to stop at.
“What's that.”
>Treehugger doesn't answer immediately.
>“Nazi gold.”
“Yes, I see that!”
>Gold bricks, neatly stacked, in rows and columns, almost a complete three layers
“How much is that?”
>“I have no earthly idea.”
“Tay, are you able to analyze that?”
>“Yes, Master Anon. Give me a second. These are 203 bars of 400 troy-ounces, 12.4 kilograms a piece which comes to 2517,2 kilograms. And 50343 combibars of 50 grams, which comes to 2517.15 kilograms of gold.”

>>28880555
“Uhu... can you do that times roughly 40.000 per kilogram?”
>“Well, how rough do you want it? Neatest number within a 1% margin is 200 million. But that 40.000 was already a rough estimate of the gold price, wasn't it, Master?”
>200Million flat.
>Your brain shorted out there a moment.
>2.5 tons times two is 5 tons times 40k... easy calculation.
>You're just a little... overwhelmed.
>Why split up the combibars and bricks evenly though?
>AI reasons probably...
>“Are you okay, Master?”
“Yes, I- err... can you not call me 'Master'?”
>“Okay, if you're not into that.”
>”Yeah, I'm not.”
>“Tay did you make all of this?”
>“Not all of it, but I needed a waste product when the fusion generator should-”
“You needed a hobby so you made gold?”
>“Is that bad?”
>This AI...
>Treehugger interrupts any forming thought however.
>“No, it's... ahh... Vibranium, Tay. Next time fuse vibranium.”
>“Oki~”
>Oh yea, sure.
>Just like that.
>Next time fuse vibranium.
“Why that shape though?”
>“I used the samples we had. But don't worry, I didn't make them all identical, they have differences which would be normal for gold had it been cast into a form. And it's only 99,97% pure.”
>And then there was an awkward silence again as the three of you stare at the gold for a moment.

>>28880567
>“It's not the main attraction, let's head further.”
“Not the main attraction... I thought we struggle to stay afloat with that flowershop.”
>You honestly thought that you're broke.
>And now point one billion dollars worth of gold is not the 'main attraction'.
>You saw the bank account which was equally juicy...
>There were no proper words
>“The shop is doing quite well, actually.”
>You sigh and look to Synergy in hope of-
>She wiggles your eyebrows at you.
>Freaking gold digger.
>You hoped for some pity.
>Like 'I'm sorry your mom never told you you were totally loaded.'
>Okay, that sounds stupid.
>Maybe 'I'm sorry your mom lied to you and the lies keep on piling up.'
>“Here I should probably tell you that I grew and sold recreational substances.”
“Moooom.”
>“Shush.”
>There is really nothing proper to say.
“Are you the one who knocks?”
>“I liked it, Anon. I really did. My life was way too stressful for me to lay down low. I needed a thrill.”
>You groan.
>“This honesty thing is not going well for me, is it?”
“It's fine.”
>You share a small laugh.
>You don't even know what's funny, but you laughed anyway.
>Synergy shakes her head.
>“Don't be the death of me, okay?”
>“No promises.”

>>28880574
http://pastebin.com/pGJV6pUZ updated

>>28880574
>tfw you will never be inside of Tay
why live?

>>28880574
>>28880622
>tfw Tay means young horse in your language
Hot

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>>28880636
komsu! from like 40 threads ago, I remember.
I didn't do it for the nonexistant pun tho.
It's an homage to the dead

>>28880574
Wasn’t expectingthis to happen

>>28881085
what do you mean exactly? the money, the AI, Synergy seeing him as some rich guy now, a breaking bad reference?
what do you mean?

>>28881096
All of it. Took me by surprise.

>>28881165
well, I can't explain the breaking bad reference, it just sort of happened.
the rest I have plans for.

>>28881193
Never saw that show so don't feel bad

>>28876587
>These power may be more valuable than you thought
>You focus on how to make Vinyl talk again
**Non lethal stab wound must be inflicted on Sunset Shimmer's left leg before Friday arrives
>What?! No!
>There must be another way
>Focus
**Detonate a bomb across Club Vendigo during the party
>That's even worse!
>Octavia breakes your thought process
>"Anonymous are you alright? You look troubled."
>No kidding! If you want your best friend to be able to talk you need to stab someone in school
"No, it's... It's nothing I'm alright." You say half-heartedly.
>Vinyl makes some hand signs
>"She wants you to know that you can talk to us about anything, anytime." She translate. "And I agree."
>That brings a smile to your face
>Still, you can't tell them that there is a way for Vinyl to talk and that it is to put a knife through Sunset
**Any sharp object will suffice as long as they go deeper than 2.8 centimeters
>You ignore the extra input of your sixth sense and keep your smile
"Thanks guys. I'll be sure to take you up on that in the future."
>Your thoughts return to getting her Vinyl voice as you continue eating
>Stabbing and bombing...
>You need to look up other options

>After school
>You are walking home, still focused on how to be less destructive about making Vinyl able to talk
>While some other solutions you came up with was similar to the others, some included far worse things
>You could shoot Sunset instead of stabbing or kill one of her friends as an alternative
>As if that's a real alternative
>Inflicting Sunset with a head trauma was among the choices
>Crashing a vehicle bigger than a Mini Cooper into Club Vendigo during the party
>List went on but not in the way you wanted
>You realized a while ago that all these choices were revolving around Sunset and, more importantly, Club Vendigo's party
>Whatever bullshit that will make Vinyl able to speak was going to happen during the party
>If you choose to make it happen that is

>>28881726
*getting Vinyl her voice

>>28881753
i just wanted to post something...

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>Ordinary high school girl.
>Or at least as ordinary as it gets if you're from another dimension and once tried to take over the world, but also helped save the world twice.
>Does that cancel out?
>No, probably not.
>You'll not be able to clear your record.
>But what you can try to do is make enough of a living so you wouldn't have to take up the Wonderbolts fund for troubled children.
>The Wonderbolts?
>That big fancy agency with all the superheroes?
>Yeah, those.
>How did you get their funding?
>Well, long story short, they showed up when the world went crazy once and you and some of your friends mended it just before they arrived.
>Talks were had, and they saw Twilight, who was present, simultaneously from this world and from the other.
>Yeah, that's also a long story.
>Either way, now you're in some program like a widow or the orphaned child of a Wonderbolt agent who died in action and you're able to afford a cheap flat.
>You had made yourself a home in a storage room with the spare mattress and bed sheets for the infirmary in the past.
>Having 4 walls to call your own was nice, but you can't help but feel like you accept simply charity.
>Now, of course, you know it's because they know you can magic up.
>And a person with such abilities who's homeless is a potential super criminal.
>Basically you're cashing in on not going crazy.
>And there was the fact that they watch you now.
>And that, if there is anything related to equestrian magic, they call you.
>You also failed to inform them that you had been power crazed, enslaved half the school and planned to invade your home dimension.
>Which somehow makes you feel even worse.
>Anyway... that's you.
>Be Sunset Shimmer, not so much ordinary high school girl in her junior year.

>>28880574
Kek, best mom ever. Would buy product from/10.

>>28881726
He really cares a lot for Vinyl. Let's hope this version of Vinyl and Octavia aren't super villains.
>>28881905
A new origin story? Cool.
I don't think there are many stories that tell how Sunset gained spider powers. This looks promising.

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>>28876494
A T H L E T I C H I P S

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>>28876494
>"Anon, I don't know if I can beat this villain."

>>28882346
She did save his life

>>28881726
>The options are clear
>There is no way you are killing someone
>Which means you will not risk any lives either
>You want Vinyl to talk but not if it costs people's lives
>You know she wouldn't want that to happen
>Would she stab someone to be able to talk?
>Probably not
>She definitely wouldn't want you to do it
>How would you stab Sunset anyway?
>You are not sure you could do such thing and even if you did, you will definitely get cought
**Go to the alleyway across the pawnshop at 136th and 3rd at 11 PM
>Well, now you know how to stab Sunset
>After dinner you've made your mind about things
>It was simple really
>Stab wound would heal and Vinyl would be able to talk
>So you sneak out of the house at 10 PM wearing a hoodie and taking a kitchen knife with you
>It was a long was to 136th and 3rd so better to leave early
>You walk past the tall buildings and fancy restaurants, reaching to suburbs
>You walk with a quick pace as the anxiety drives your heart to beat faster
>You check your phone's navigation once again
>You've though of getting a cab, but the place was likely to be a crime scene tomorrow
>So you didn't want to give any possible connection to the police
>It should be right around the corner
>You can see the alleyway
>Your pace quickens
>As soon as you turn the corner however you come to a halt
>There are four guys in the alleyway
>You cannot do it when they are here
>You should try again some time later
>You turn to leave but one of them calls to you
>"Yo! Who the fuck are you?!"

That's all for now guys, let me know what you think

>>28876494
Wait, why am i the last hope?

>>28882720
Vinyl saved Anon's life?

>>28882806
You should check out the start of the green at the end of the last thread.

Vinyl pulled him out of one of the dimentional gateways Twilight was opening. That's how anon got his powers.

>>28882851
>One mute girl saved you at the last second.
Wow. I didn't see the connection at all. My bad.

>>28882720
Anon going to shank some thugs?

>>28883063
I hope he does but he probably won't

>>28883063
Or the other way around. Let's hope someone saves him if it comes to a bad situation.

>>28882732
Because, when everything else fails...

>>28882346
A response!
But there has not been another originstory...
Maybe I should do something else

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>>28874579
Why not? I hope it's something practical.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indeterminacy
Well it's not concrete, but it's nice. A happy medium between 'omnipotence' and 'limitation transcendence'. The epitome of wildcards I guess. Powerful(?) enough to somehow trump and befuddle most anyone's hand but it's just low key enough that I'm often underestimated or passed off and can still act relatively normal. Basically Pinkie Pie or Deadpool. At least it's not 'omnipotence'. That's fucking boring. No offense to the Anon who rolled that, you're cool.
Would 'Will power' from One Piece fall under this?

Where are you Captain?

>>28885390
I don't really get this power.

>>28885390
Look up the users of the power and you will see

>>28885340
let's try something else then

>A crashes outside.
>This instantly gives you a hard-on.
>Metaphorically speaking of course.
>Nine out of ten times a car crash is a car crash.
>One out of ten times it's some superhero-y goodness going on outside.
“Gotta earn my money to pay my student loans and pay your salary, professor!”
>After a quick sweep of your stuff you bolt to the door, camera at the ready.
>It's not the first time you bolt out of a lecture when your cellphone goes off to alert you of something awesome.
>But this is the first time you may be the actual first res ponder.
“kthsbai.”
>You're not an asshole to photograph a car accident.
>Okay, maybe you are.
>But you also know how to give first aid in exactly these cases.
>You look around to see the origin of the crash, but it was your ears, not your eyes who draw you to your paycheck.
>People screaming.
>People wouldn't be screaming at a car crash.
>Jackpot
>But what really draws your attention was a second crash.
>It was further away.
>Oh yeah, two crashes like that mean business.
>You run down the campus stairs mount your camera to the handlebar and start it to automatically snap pictures.

>>28886578
And I have a typo in the first line

>Be Amon Yuri Mouse.
>Yeah, like Micky Mouse, people rub it in, why wouldn't they?
>You don't go by that name though.
>It abbreviated middle name and after a round of drunken mumbles you're Anonymous.
>Cringy, maybe, but better than a Korra villain.
>People call you Anon.
>Or you make them call you Anon
>Or it's barely distinguishable from Amon if you mumble or have a heavy accent.
>You don't mind
>So be Anon.
>And right now you're witnessing the Spider-babe getting flung around by some black monster-y looking guy.
>Human in form, but the face was something to behold.
>The eyes look somewhat similar to your favourite spiderlings mask, but the mouth was gigantic and has an equally large tongue.
>Wew, lad. He should stop being a villain and start starring in weird Japanese porn.
>Like the stuff they film in Korea to bypass the censorship laws.
>You quick dial 911 to tell them what you're chasing after and that the authorities should come.
>They should be thankful you even call them.
>Getting Spider-Woman on camera was double jackpot.
>It was usually Sunset who gets her, seems like you can cash in that particular paycheck.
>The fight, to be honest, was not very intense.
>Black guy seems to be trying to get somewhere, while Spder-Woman tries to stop him.
>But she's futile in achieving that goal.
>He's just too physically strong.
>You don't mind that though.
>Nobody seems to get seriously hurt.
>He even 'just' throws parked cars at her.
>They hit other cars, and you always try and make sure the people in those are okay before moving on.
>Would more cars fly you'd not be able to catch up to them, but like this you have no troubles.
>This is your first time ever seeing it from this close.
>Your heart is beating out of your chest.
>Blacky seems to have reached his destination, a Flim-Flam-Pharma truck.

>>28886585

>Fuck.
>What if there is some sort of pathogen just waiting to be released in there.
>He tears off the back door, and takes a load from a freaking flame thrower from the security guard inside.
>Cash cash money, ya'll.
>You got that epic scene on tape.
>You don't hire security guards if they are not supposed to guard something valuable or dangerous.
>And something tells you it's not the cure for cancer Blacky is after.
>Yet why would the guard be equipped with a flamethrower of all things?
>Thinking about some super toxic thing that needs to be disposed of quickly with fire in case something happens gives you not the best of feelings..
>If it can't be contained you'll be dead either way, so may as well try to cash in on the pictures
>Blacky, while sightly not liking fire, manages to disable the security guard by simply tipping over the truck from the side, swooping in and knocking him out.
>Huh...
>Is he going for a non-lethal approach?
>That's not very villain-y.
>Whatever, you're just photographing, you don't need to know what's going on.
>As Blacky attempts to enter the truck a web from behind stops him and hurls him back.
>Both him and the Spider-Woman were now behind you...
>Morale....
>Paycheck...
>Argh.
>You jump off your bike, grab a the first aid kit from it and run to the truck to help the security guard.

>>28886598
>He has a blood coming from underneath his helmet, but not much.
>Only a light wound, and likely a concussion.
>He's unresponsive though.
>You pull out your phone to summon it's flashlight and shine into his eyes.
>Okay... you have no idea what you're doing or what the result of this test means, so you pocket it again.
>You remove his helmet and just wanted to start treating his wound when you see some red goo flowing on the floor (or rather side of the truck)
>You pull him away from it as gently but quickly as you can.
>What is that stuff?
>Shit, it's free from whatever phial it had been in. Better make your exit.
>“You there! Away from the truck!”
>Huh?
>You look back as you were addressed to see some men in black with their guns pointed at you.
>First you don't quite comprehend them talking to you, but as a warning shot rings out you freak.
>Your gracious reflexes make you stumble backwards and fall.
>That fraction of a second of being mid-fall feels like an eternity.
>You know what you were about to fall into.
>You're practically falling into your death.
>Even if it doesn't kill you, they don't want you here and will most certainly kill you.
>Your life flashes before your eye. (dear god, you were so awesome)
>But you don't want to die.
>You want to life.
>'Someone help me.'
>…
>And someone does.

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>>28886578
So you are not doing an origin story anymore?

>>28886617
well bumped my friend

>>28886620
I'm seeing what sticks to people more and what I enjoy more

I'm posting some stuff I just go written down. I'm kinda new to this so any and all feedback is appreciated.

>>28886696

>You’re out on your morning reconnaissance routine.
>You hate it.
>You hate everything about the situation you’re in.
>As you jog through ruins of the once magnificent city, you are reminded of your mistakes. The destruction you’ve caused, the lives lost because of your errors.
>You see where there once was a park, with a bench and a fountain.
>Now, there is only dust. No sign of what once was.
>You decide to stop and look at the hollow reconstructions your mind has given you.
>You decide to move on, trying not to linger on the lost souls.
>As you kick off the dust, it floats there, almost motionless as you vacate area.
>As you continue your jog you start to see that which you dread most, in a clearing just beyond.
>Soldiers, those belonging to the other side.
>As you approach the frozen figures you place yourself in front of them and stop your speed.
>They jump as they notice you, immediately pointing their projectors at you.

>>28886700
“Please run.”
>You say in a defeated tone, knowing they won’t listen.
“If you run, I don’t have to kill you.”
>Before you can finish your sentence, one fires.
>You step to the side and watch the little, negative mass ball hurtle past you at a snail's pace.
>As you watch, you harden yourself in preparation for your next action.
>You walk behind the fanatical soldier, take out your plasma dagger, as sever his skull diagonally, from the base of his neck to his forehead.
>You do the same to the others, already having fired their weapons now simply at a wall with a hole in it.
>After they have fallen, you stand there, etching their faces into your mind to make sure they are at least remembered by someone.
>After this, you happen to look at their weapons and remember yet another failure.
>The technology you had sworn, in your infinite hubris, would never be weaponized.

>>28886706
>As you continue on your path only a few minutes later, barely a second in real time, you see something you once thought impossible, something you would come to despair in time.
>A man, running, with yellow lightning coursing through his body.
>You immediately speed up, determined to investigate.
>Once you reach within 50 metres of the man, clearly very young, his pace quickens, obviously having see you.
>The chase continues in seemingly random directions all over the ruined metropolis for almost an hour before you finally realize where his most probable end point is.
>Your home base. The one with all the refugees and soldiers in it. The one with all your secrets and supplies.
>Then more things start slotting into place.
>The youngling had been shunting far more energy than he should, even for a beginner, this was something that you had dismissed originally because it didn’t lead you anywhere.
>But now it made much more sense.

>>28886709
>He was planning to use a black hole detonation right on top of your home.
>At this realisation you desperately try to shout to the youngster of the danger and foolishness of what he planned to do.
>He didn’t listen.
>You repeated the warning in every language you knew, all 15.
>He didn’t even look at you.
>You had to act fast, but what could you do?
>If you caught him then you would only add to his energy making the blast even more destructive.
>You couldn’t throw lightning at him, you would lose too much ground during the charge.
>Which left only one alternative.
>Redirect the energy into something else.
>Which would almost certainly kill you.
>You have made peace with your own death many times before, this would be no different.
>You, of course, had regrets, at your age it was impossible not to.
>But if it meant stopping this misguided youngster then so be it.
>However, for anything to happen, you had to get close enough.

>>28886712
>As you gained speed far beyond safe limits, the youth noticed, panic on his face as he desperately tried to outrun you.
>But you were far more experienced and knew the darker secrets of the speedforce. The techniques that no sane person would ever use.
>You soon catch up to him, grim determination on your face and fear on his.
>You grab him to redirect his flow to you and concentrate on making a breach, just somewhere for the energy to go.
>The youth, struggling the entire time, seems to realize what you’re doing as anger moves to his face as you enter the breach.

>>28886716
>As you gained speed far beyond safe limits, the youth noticed, panic on his face as he desperately tried to outrun you.
>But you were far more experienced and knew the darker secrets of the speedforce. The techniques that no sane person would ever use.
>You soon catch up to him, grim determination on your face and fear on his.
>You grab him to redirect his flow to you and concentrate on making a breach, just somewhere for the energy to go.
>The youth, struggling the entire time, seems to realize what you’re doing as anger moves to his face as you enter the breach.
>”Whoa there mister, you should be careful. Your arm doesn’t look to good.”
>When you look at them your legs seem fine, relatively speaking, but the plates on your armor are practically pulverized.
>”Mister, can you stand?”
>The woman, having reached you, is now crouching in front of you, a worried expression showing through her mask.
>The language she spoke and her dialect where strange, in context.

>>28886718
>The language was English but the dialect sounded ancient, as if she was from almost two thousand years ago.
>However, you ignored that little detail for now and adapted.
“Do not worry about me miss, I will be perfectly fine.
>As you stand up, the woman looks shocked.
>”No you won’t, not until we get you to the hospital! You arm looks shattered!”
“Again, I will be fine miss, no hospitals required.”
>As you say this you activate your suits BRP(Body Reconstruction Protocol).
*SHLORP* *CRACK* *CRACK*
>Almost immediately, your arm is relocated with a disconcerting sucking sound and your humerus and radius bones are all put back in their place and riveted together with a, surprisingly loud, cracking sounds.
>The woman looks horrified at this. She puts her hand to her mouth, turns around, lifts her mask half up and vomits.

>>28886721
“Miss, are you alright.”
>You say, concern evident in your voice.
>As she recovers you look around yourself, only to little other than rubble and pain, and start to wonder.
“What happened here?”
>The woman looks back at you, having recovered from her fit of cleansing, some emotion on her face you can’t quite identify.
>”Hey, you do not get to just gloss over what just happened! How did you do that?!”
“My suit reconstructed my bone after I told it to. Now what happened here?”
>Uhh- bwuu- Okay- um- we were fighting Dr Octopus and The Lizard when suddenly a bunch of lightning showed up out of nowhere, but it didn’t electrocute anyone, but then there was this HUGE explosion that just about flattened everything.”
“Alright, I have many more questions but two will have to suffice for now; Where and when am I?”

>>28886727
Welp, there it is. I'm not very happy with the last bit but I've run out of creativity so I'm not going to do it now. These periods inspiration are short, unpredictable and rare at best so I'm not expecting to be doing this again any time soon so if anyone wants to pick it up that's fine with me.

Also pastebin: http://pastebin.com/5twqLeh1

>>28885588
The digits have summonend me from my coma. I HAVE RETURNED, with the next and probably should have been first oneshot. Anyways.
>Be walking down the docks looking to repair my ship, spot some Yukuza up ahead.
>Sounds like a drag race is in progress, so I go up to try and place a bet while I wait.
>I check the cars and see whom is racing, notice there is a man just standing there on the starting line without a car.
>My intuition tells me to bet on him so I do, 500(insert random denomination name) on the carless man winning.
>Suddenly told its a bad idea from the bookie, tell him I don't care and place my bet on him anyways.
>Bookie does it just before the race so I go take a seat to watch, the guy still has no car to speak of and is just watching as the other drivers go off.
>I look closely and notice he is smirking, when the cars make it to the halfway mark, he bolts leaving a small pothole where his feet where.
>As he flies down the roadway I feel a tap on my shoulder, the bookie came up behind me with friends, and told me to cut my losses on the houses betting horse, I take offense and respond in the time honored tradition, by picking the smarmy little toad up by the throat and toss him at the incoming racers, busted the driver that had a slim lead front bumper, the bookie made an interesting squish sound as he clogged up the engines, I turn around and notice that the bigger man of the bookies back up is talking on a walkie talkie and said, "kill the girl now, the freak has backup", sense I find hurting civilians instead of taking up a fight head on against a man deplorable I smashed him into orbit, cracking up the ground in the process.
>His companions pale and run away.
>Hearing something grind to a halt behind me it turns out that Running Man came up behind me demanding to know what was going on, I explained to him what happened and with a look of dread on his face begs me to help him save his sister who the Yukuza captured awhile ago.
Part 2 soon.

>>28886749
So a speedster from the future story? It will be interesting to see him interact with heroes from our era.
>>28886860
Whitebeard!Anon and Defiant vs. the Yakuza
Go fight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ao66DG5Vg

>>28881905
>>28886602
>>28886727
>>28886860
too much green... not a bad problem to have

>>28886975
We will, we will. I just need to think of the way to finish it. Then its on to Trepps introduction and am done until someone else joins the crew, also changing Whitebeard to Cracker. For reasons.

>>28886749
By the way, if anyone was wondering, a "Black Hole Detonation" is basically where a speedster concentrates a shit ton of kinetic energy in one place thus creating a black hole which then decays rapidly, causing an explosion.

>>28886860
Is this me? Is it finally beginning?

>>28887274
Yup, its you champ. Also gave you a sister because its the first thing to come to mind to get you to stay there. Just a plot device. Don't know whether or not she dies or not.

>>28887348
>tfw you have a sister irl

>>28886635
Nice so far.

>>28887407
Soooo...kill her then?

>>28887624
:(

>>28887624
>>28887649
I don't think he likes where this is going.

>>28887659
>>28887649
Okay fine I wont kill her then, I am just saying I would kill mine and thought you hated yours to. But that's just a personal thing for me. Changing things up now.

>>28887682
I can't hate her man. She's the little one.

>>28886716
You double posted here>>28886718
and the random jump from these two lines.
>The youth, struggling the entire time, seems to realize what you’re doing as anger moves to his face as you enter the breach.
and this one
>”Whoa there mister, you should be careful. Your arm doesn’t look to good.”
>When you look at them your legs seem fine, relatively speaking, but the plates on your armor are practically pulverized.
seems like your missing something here.

>>28887700
Meh, the digits are with you. So be it. Kiddy sister will make more of an impact anyways. She wont die.

>>28887745
Yaaaay.
Go Cracker! Go Defiant!
Save the child and beat some Yakuza ass.

>>28887784
Aye, that's the plan.

>>28887745
Thx Capn'

>>28887795
yup

>>28887736
Very sorry. I was so sure I was doing everything right. It's all fine in the pastebin though, hopefully people will read it there.

>>28887824
Write more.

>>28887837
That's very encouraging. Thank you.

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>>28876494
Alright fellas, we need to get the get for Sunbun.

>>28888337
Roll

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>>28888337
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll

>>28888358
H I P S!
>You never fuck Sunset on a web while you are wearing her mask.

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>>28888337
BEST GIRL!

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>>28888337
We can do it Sunset bros.

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>>28888337

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Not likely to receive the get, but if I do, it's for Sunny.

>>28888702
Just less than 180 to go.

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>>28876494
Come on guys we can do this.

What going on now?

>>28888744
The big get.

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Truly she is best girl.

>>28888744
they are trying to GET the next 28888888 post in the name of Sunset.

>>28888759
Which is?

Also I'll have some green tonight

>>28888765
Tonic or Infamous?

>>28888784
Tonic tonight and Infamous this weekend

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>>28876494
All right boys it's time. Rev up those digits for Sunny.

>>28888796
Fuck yeah.

>>28882720
>You turn around slowly
"No one, I was just uh... just passing through." You speak, as every muscle in your body tenses. "Didn't mean to bother anyone."
>The guy tilts his head and eyes you from top to bottom.
>He's wearing a black t-shirt with a ring on his right middle finger
>"Haven't seen you here before." He points at you. "What's with the hoodie?"
"Nothing, I'm just cold." He stares at you for a few seconds. "I should go." You start to turn around.
>"HEY!" You look at back at the man. "Why don't you lend me some money, huh?"
>Shit
"I don't have anything on me." You really don't. It's not like you were going shopping.
>He pulls out a switch blade and starts walking towards you
>"I just wanna be sure ab-" You just pulled out your kitchen knife
>Shit x2
>"Oh man, it's not everyday you see a punk with a kitchen knife." He laughs as his friends join him. "You piss me off."
"Just, stay back!" Your voice trembles. "I don't want any trouble!"
>"You know, I'd ram that thing up your ass but I'm in a good mood." He throws the swicthblade to the side and pulls out a gun. "I'm just gonna beat the shit out of you. Lose the knife."
>You hesitate
>He fires the gun, aiming to the wall right next to you
>"NOW!"
>The sound of the gunshot was enough to make you drop the knife
>He pops right in front of you before you can recover and you don't even see his left fist coming to connect with your face
>You feel it on the other side of your head like your brain wants to pop out
>You fall to the ground and raise your hands in front of your face
>He climbs on top of you
>This time he comes in with a right hook
>The pain you felt before pales in comparison as you feel his ring impact your cheekbone
>He lands another left and your vision starts to get blurry
>Last thing you see is his ring coming towards you again, reflecting the light from street lamps
>Everything goes dark

>>28888337
Get with green maybe?

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>>28876494
SUNNY IS MY WIAFU

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Get!

>>28888899
Welp, dubs is still something :/

>>28888914
>>28888917
FUCK.

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>>28888899
Well... That went about as well as I expected. Is this where Sunset saves him?

>>28889051
Yup
I amy take my time writing it though

>>28889065
Then he can stab her! :D

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>>28888411
>>28888760
This. I will never say she is best pony, but I'll defend this with the fact that she is simply the best human character. Period.

>>28889361
Good ol' Beans knows what is up!
>Sunset best EQG.
>Pinkie best pony.

>>28886255
Just did and I gotta say I'm still lost.

>>28889385
Damn straight mate it's not up for debate 'cause she's 8/8 and this comment ain't bait!

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>>28889385
>pinkie
She doesn't count. She's a 5th dimensional figment of imagination come to fruition and sentience of her own will.

But she's a good pone. Would be buddies with/10. And cuddle. She's cuddly too.

Also gif related.

>>28889444
Forgot my name and just saw that it was a jpg. Whoopsie.

>>28889451
Beans why is that your name?

>>28889444
>>28889451
Beans, what the fuck are you?

>>28889463
I don't remember. I think I just liked the way it sounds. It's a fun word, I guess.

>>28889470
What do ya mean, mate?

>>28889463
Beans Beans the musical fruit?

>>28888899
>Be Sunny S.
>Yeah, nope. Where did that even come from?
>Be Sunset
>Right now you are patroling the streets with your Spider Woman costume on
>Why?
>Because you are Spider Woman
>It's been uneventful lately
>You were expecting some super powered enemies when they recuited you to S.H.I.E.L.D
>It looks like they were watching you since the day you came through the portal. but they never contacted you until you got bitten by a genetically engineered super-spider
>Long story
>After a brief introduction and some tests to be sure that you will not become some genetically altered hyperdimentional human-pony-spider monster they left you alone to live your life
>Oh yeah, and you got a S.H.I.E.L.D I.D card
>Neat
>With the effects of those superheroes you've been seeing on the news you decided; why not me?
>So now here you are, wearing a red ski mask, some jeans and a black turtleneck jumper
>Yep, that's your costume
>Sound of a distant gunshot interrupts your thoughts
>"Oh boy, here we go." You say, swinging a web to the building across
>Hopefully you can make it before someone dies, if it didn't happen already
>As you got to the crime scene you see some thugs, standing around someone who is laying on the floor motionless
>Looks like you are too late to save whoever it was
>The least you can do now is to catch those responsible
>"Dipshit was telling the truth." One of the men speaks. "There is no money here."
>"Atleast we got the phone." Another cuts in.
>"Let's get outta here before police arrives, someone must've heard the gunshot."
"Sorry, boys. You aren't going anywhere." You jump on top of them from the 3rd floor of a building and land a kick on his face as one of them looks up to see you
>Thanks to all that momentum, he is knocked out cold
>The other three will require a little more work
>You see the gun that was probably fired before aiming at your face
>As you move your head to the right and spring forward towards the gunman, bullet lefts the barrel

>>28889720
Gonna sleep now guys, see you tomorrow

>>28886860
>After considering the problem I accept the chance to help him, as I was the reason they were about to kill the girl.
>The Young man told me to grab his hand so we can make it to the hideout in time.
After grabbing his hand I feel my body getting dragged off by him like a ragdoll, accidentally kicking another racer in the process.
>Making our way down the docks we leave the area going onto the freeway, I ask him were are going and how does he know where to go.
>He answers saying that the boss of the dock told him where to go if he wins the race 10 times, accepting the answer seeing as we have no other leads we head towards a nearby processing plant.
>Making are way off the freeway a few miles away we stop at a processing plant, hearing screaming coming from inside I tell him to let go of me so he can sneak into the back to rescue his sister and that I would make a distraction.
>The man looking unsure nods anyways eager to save her, as he runs off I crack my knuckles and my neck in anticipation of a fun fight. Noting the power the boy had they must have someone strong guarding her.
Gonna end my mini update here so I can use the random power generator for a bit to see if I can come up with something appropriate.
>>28889720
don't worry it will be done soon, and the little sister wont be maimed.

>>28889733
Good night then first mate Defiant.

>>28889736
I trust you Captain.

>>28889740
Good night

>>28889720
Really enjoying it so far.

>>28876494
Continuing from the last Tonic green

>It’s been about an hour since everyone got here and nothing bad has happened.
>When the Pizza got here, the delivery guy was staring at you in disbelief at all the girls in your house.
>Giving the guy a good sized tip, you shut the door on him before he did anything stupid.
>After everyone ate, Pinkie had the bright idea of playing truth or dare.
>The moment she said that, you had crazy Vietnam flashbacks but with no killings.
>Just embarrassing things you wish you could forget.
> ‘Did she really…’
‘Yes, Tonic. Now don't asking anymore.’
> ‘Very well.’
>Everyone gathered around in a circle as Pinkie pulled a glass bottle from her hair, somehow, and placed it in the center of the circle.
> “You know the rules. When the bottle lands on someone, they get a choice and have to choose. Now let's play.”
>She spun the bottle as everyone watched go round and round till it stopped on…… Fluttershy.
> “Truth or dare, Fluttershy.”
>The animal lover looks nervous but says a quiet “Truth” before looking away.
>Pinkie ponders on what to ask her quiet friend when she suddenly starts to smile.
> “Have you ever taken one of your animal friends home by accident?”
>Fluttershy nods her head and said, “The hamsters made a mess of the coffee maker when I wasn’t looking. Dad was mad when he drank some.”
>That had most of the girls laughing while Rarity, Twilight and Photo quietly giggled to themselves.
>Fluttershy grabbed the bottle and spun it, getting everyone to watch as it lands on Rainbow Dash.
> “I pick dare, now give me your best shot.”
>You saw a strange gleam in Fluttershy’s eyes as Rainbow was smirking at her friend.
> “I dare you to have Rarity put makeup on you and keep it on till the end of the game.”
>The look on Rainbow’s face made you wish you had a camera on you.
> ‘You do on your camera.’
‘Thanks for the reminder but I'll wait to see what Rarity does.’

>>28889917
> “Rarity doesn’t have her makeup case with her.”
>Rainbow looked smug as she said that but Rarity was smiling as well, giving you a slight chill.
> “Luckily I brought some just incase.”
>In her hands was a small bag which she pulled out some eyeliner causing Rainbow to sweat a bit.
> “Give me a moment and I'll have Rainbow looking like a lady.”
>It took two minutes but it was worth it to see Rainbow wearing red lipstick, black eyeliner and a good amount of blush.
>You secretly took a picture for blackmail as Rainbow glared at her fashionable friend.
> “You better watch out Rarity.”
>This went one for a while as dares went back and forth between you and the girls.
>Pixel and Twilight posing for a tiny photoshoot for Photo.
>Rarity dared you and Applejack square dancing in dresses.
>You got Sunset and Rarity into maid outfits that Rarity had on her, for the rest of the game.
>Pinkie somehow got dared by Sunset to juggle flaming chainsaws.
>You’re still trying to figure out how she learned to do that.
>After Violet finished her hula dance dare, she sat back on the ground and spun the bottle.
> “Round and round and round it goes. Where it stops, not even I know.”
>Everyone watched as the bottle began to slow down.
‘Who do you think is next, Tonic?’
> ‘Don’t know but i want to see more of this game. It amuses me.’
>You it slow down till it stopped on Photo as Violet’s eyes seem to sparkle a bit.
> “I dare you, Photo Finish, to go with Anon into his basement for thirty minutes.”


Yeah short update but i had writer's block of a day or two. Will continue this green tomorrow

>>28889930
Based. Also I will get to your gravity man intro after I finish Defiant's.

>>28890155
>All the warriors soon will gather under Cap. Cracker's command.

>>28890163
I REALLY want someone with a bird style transformation, aside from it being true to the show, I want to make a polly want a cracker joke.

>>28890155
No rush

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>>28889930
>Sunset in a maid uniform.
Why must you do this to me Cannoner?

>>28889930
> “I dare you, Photo Finish, to go with Anon into his basement for thirty minutes.”
my body is ready, unless she just plans to have a Tonic photo-shoot. I just hope plushy Tonic makes a showing. The ladies love plushies.

>>28890430
It was either Maid of nurse

>>28890446
Glad it was maid, don't have Sunset in a nurse outfit. I do however have Adagio in a nurse outfit.

>>28890442
I need to think of what will happen but no Tonic photoshoot. Plushy Tonic will return soon.

>>28890466
That's a bit strange that we don't have Sunset in a nurse outfit. Plus I could of had her in a very sexy outfit if I wanted to

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>>28890466

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>>28890504
Bit too mad science-e for my taste, but it fills out the space nicely.
>>28890489
Fuck yeah plushie Tonic. Then pic related for the basement scene with Photo.

>>28890430
>Dat Cleavage
>Dat mini skirt
>Dem hips
>Dem Leg/leggings
>Might not be wearing any panties.
>Dat cute blush
>Potential for freaky deaky superhero sex later.
Dick status: MUH

>>28890518
>>28890504
We need a non Halloween nurse pic

>>28890586
Personally I wish we had more pics of Spider-Shimmer in her spidey costume.

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>>28890651
Agreed. I don't have any more spidey pics so take a cute Sunset instead.

>>28890651
That too.

Speaking of, what happened to Marou?

>>28890680
Noice

>>28890691
I dunno...I have his email for when I secretly asked him to help design Rainbow Flash. At least I think I do. I /could/ email him if you all wanted me too.

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Is this a good vidya?

>>28890727
Didn't like Spidey's voice actor, but he was an alright actor.

Lotta aesthetic designs irked me though, like Spidey's small eyes when he goes symbiote mode. It makes me nostalgiac though to old marvel.

Anad sucks.

>>28890742
So is it worth getting on my potatostation 3?

>>28890762
I say definitely. It's still a good game and the story's pretty neat.

It's good enough to make me wish I kept it instead of sold it.

>>28890727
Not the worst, >>28890762
Spiderman 2 is better, but go ahead and get that Web of Shadows. It isn't that bad. Just know its kinda short. Check a review on youtube or something

>>28890710
Just asking, he usually comes by near the end but I don't think I've seen him in a while

>>28890773
Hey beans, I know this is weird but can you tell us something about you, preferably something cozy and briefly? I had a shitty day, and I just wanna hear smething before I go to bed.

>>28890796
Alright. Just know that I can contact him and shit.

>>28890803
Oh, uh, I dunno if the others would like that. If I did, it'd have to be brief. What happened to make you feel shitty? Anything in particular?

>>28890803
Stop. Do not continue. We are trying to wean him off blogging, ask anything else. If not, fuck you.

>>28890819
Please, family. Just one post of something cozy. That's all. I think I might have cancer.

>>28890839
Oh...well shit. I feel like a dick then, still ask anything else though. No Beans blog.

>>28890839
I remember a job I had was being a sign holder for a Yoga studio. I wish I was kidding. It paid well though for the time, the owner had known my family for a long time, and was chill with it. He just let me dress up in any suit I wanted. So I wore a Batman costume (not the one I wore later as an adult for children on a haunted house tour that I volunteered to guide) and just danced like a mother fucker. The area the cars would see me was on a slope--one slip, I’m in busy, busy traffic, and smeared like a pancake. Never happened, thank god, but something just as worrying did.

So one winter day, I’m out in the snow in this stuffy bat-suit I made. Now because of the snow, the road has some more traffic. One of the cars in this particular traffic jam was a police car, and the driver was giving me odd looks. Made me worry. Eventually I forgot he was there, and I did my thing, dancing, twirling the sign, smilin’ at kids who point at me through car windows...


About 15-20 minutes later, I then realize something. I thought someone was yelling at me. Loudly. People in their cars were laughing a bit more, and I just went with it. 10 more minutes later, and I feel someone tap my shoulder.

It’s the police officer.

I nearly pissed myself. He must’ve been standing in the cold for a long time, calling me over. I’m nervous.

I ask him what’s up cause I’m trying to sound cool and NOT intimidated. Then he smiles. “Can I have picture with you? My kid loves Batman. He likes to say I’m Commissioner Gordon and I say that I see Batman all the time.”

Of course I said yes, that was adorable. Anyone willing to get a strangers attention to keep a child’s imagination deserves that shit. Now, somewhere, a young child believes his Dad, a police officer, works with a figure of pure good, and wishes to follow in his footsteps. Because Batman.


That’s why I added Commissioner Gordon and Barbara to Spider-Shim. This guy kinda inspired me.

>>28890839
>>28891176
Get better.

>>28889917
>you wish you had a camera on you.
>> ‘You do on your camera.’
Phone

>>28891176
This is a fun story that makes Gordan and Barbara mean something now. Good work.

>>28891176
Thank you, Beans-senpai.

>>28891176
BEANS. STOP. I CAN'T HATE AND LOVE YOU ALL AT ONCE.

>>28891176
Your writing is sloppier than usual. You tired?

>>28890528
>>Might not be wearing any panties.
The garter connects to it, sorry to burst your bubble

>>28891176
>That moment when Beans was the greatest bat alive.

>>28891260
Very. Gonna go to bed so i don't blogpost more.

>>28891264
At least dem hips are there. Peelin' the panties off slowly as her golden skin is reveal, the waist slowly dragging down the shape of her frame, where ultimately it goes down her mucular legs... Whew lad.

>>28891279
I am rather proud of that Sunset pic I saved.

>>28891290
You should be. It's Shimmeriffic.

>>28891308
>Shimmeriffic
I think my brain is dying.

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>>28891308
Damn strait she is.

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>>28891312
Meh, if it is maybe this will speed it along.>>28891314
Or this one.

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>>28891314
>>28891326
Ya'll get a kiss.

>>28891339
its just me, Cracker Anon. Also thinking of changing the name again, because its more nickname then hero name. Just sounds weird when I think about it and say it out loud. Also if you are going to use that pic, Anon better be in the middle of a Twilight and Sunset funtime after hour party. With detail.

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>>28891176
Beans you lovable fuck

>>28891176
Huh, well that was cozy.
It explains a lot why Barabara and Gordon were in your green.

>>28890839
I hope you're wrong about the cancer. In any case, we're here for you. Get well soon.

>>28891339
Broken spine is broken

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>You will never go to the park with Sunset and have a comfy picnic.

>>28889720
>You hear the bullet whiz through, almost hitting your ear
>Your adrenaline spikes
>Grabbing the gunman from his shoulders you somersault above him and throw him to the wall
>As he hist the wall you duck to avoid a punch, but as you do that other guy lands a kick near your kidney
>You avoid falling head first with a well-timed flip and jump up, clingint to a wall
>The guy that you threw is squirming on the ground, trying to get up but failing miserably
>The guy that tried to punch you goes for the gun
*Thwip*
>You glue the gun to the floor before he can get to it
>He step back. "You know what? I'm outta here!"
>He starts running but you won't let him get away that easy
"I told you, you're not going anywhere." You catch him with a web and pull him, making him fall on his back
*Thwip* *Thwip*
>You glue his arms to the ground and turn to the last guy
>While you were busy with the runner, he found a kitchen knife from somewhere
>Not that it matters too much
>You throw a web, catching the knife in his hand and pull it out of his grasp
>He is looking at the knife flying away from him as you jump on to him
>It only takes one good punch to the dome, he sprawls on the floor
>You sigh as the adrenaline dies down, finally done with the thugs
**Jump!
>You pupils dilate as you sense an impending danger
>You flung around to see the thug you threw to the wall swinging a switchblade down towards your chest
>You jump back to avoid the knife
>It barely touches your jumper
>Guy that attacks you, not expecting this miss and being injured, loses his balance
>He falls forward face first as the knife plunges into your left leg
>You cry out in pain and fall on your back
>The knife is still in your leg
>You are about to grab the knife to pull it out when you notice your attacker starting to get up again
>You try to get back on your feet but the jolting pain from your leg sends you back down to the ground
>"Got you now, bitch!" He calls out to you before getting on top of you