Starlight Glimmer Thread

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>You are Starlight Glimmer
>Not many ponies know this about you, but you like moths. You have a large poster of a moth in your room.
>Most ponies like butterflies, but you think moths are beautiful.
>Like the butterfly, the life cycle of the moth represents starting anew. And when the silkworm emerges from its pupa as a beautiful moth, its cocoon can be unraveled into the softest fabric in Equestria.
>But there is something unique to moths. Moths cannot navigate on their own. They navigate by transverse orientation, maintaining a constant angle relative to the moon to fly in a straight line.
>This is why moths circle artificial lights: they get confused and maintain a constant angle relative to it.
>You can’t navigate on your own either, and sometimes you’ve circled bad things because you thought they were the moon, thought they were the right thing to do.
>But friendship is the moon. Your friends help you fly straight and do the right thing.
>Most ponies like butterflies, but you think moths are beautiful.
>Maybe someday someone will find you beautiful too.

>>28856998

This is sick, glimmerbeaters get out reeeee

>>28856941
GOOD JOB. You guys finished a thread with minimal shitposting!

>>28857031
Why did you bring up glimmerbeaters? That seems counterproductive.

>>28857074
It doesnt fucking matter, we produce more shitpost and content than any waifuthread around here
And without circlejerking

>>28857114
Define circlejerking.

>>28857129
fast threads with very few posters

>>28857031
You're a moron for trying to start that argument again, and at the beginning of the thread no less. You even reee'd like a dumb frogposter.

dumb pink shimmer posters

So is this thread still filled with sadists or is it safe to visit now?

>>28856998
This is beautiful.

>>28857621
Your a moron too

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>>28857641
Idiot

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>>28856998
aww man, that fits her

I just wanted to apologize to you guys. Not that you'd really know me, but I used to really, really hate Glimmer for some time, but things changed a bit, I took a different perspective on things. I'm sorry for how I thought of all of you and your horse, you all are pretty good. So I want to be able to stick around and contribute when I can, maybe post some drawings or something when I can. I promise it won't be shit things like that one time with all the shitposters.

t. a Rarifag.

>>28858359
Do not request drawings from this person. It is almost certainly calculator.

If you are not calculator, post a timestamped picture of a physical sketch demonstrating your talent and seriousness on which you have written today's date and then we may believe you.

>PARADOX STARLIGHT BUMP

>>28860133
Delete bumps after you post them. Delete this.

Or at least bump with an image and without text.

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>>28859365
Every fucking time

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>>28859091
I guess maybe I won't stick around then if you really think of me that badly. I didn't even say I was going to take requests at that second. I just wanted to apologize to you guys.

>>28860295
Crocodile tears.

>>28859091
I'm definitely missing something, but people don't get better at drawing by not drawing. Why are we telling "calculator" to fuck off?

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>>28860400
I don't have a chance to draw something with a time stamp now but here is an older thing of mine. I can probably draw and color something with Glimmer later, I have the colors for her.

>>28860379
Fuck you then.

>>28858359
thanks but what made you change your mind?

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>>28860400
Because he's a troll. He posts other people's art, pretends they're his, offers to take requests or baits people into requesting things, then posts an intentionally deplorable "drawing" and then says his signature punchline of "oh fuck, forgot my name".

The image he posted in >>28860430 is not his own work. He has used this tactic before, including saying he's not a shitposter.

Real drawfags will just draw things. We have seen this happen many times. If he's sincere, which he's not, he'll just draw things for us without needing requests. Notice him avoid the simple litmus test.

>>28860590
>writes a lot
>always a glimmer pic
>posts twice
I know you, you should tripfag, you could become our thread mascot

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>>28860618
You would miss out on the touching greentexts like the one I posted in this thread.

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>>28860643
why would I miss out?
also that was sweet

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>>28860590
I wasn't offering to be a drawfag before you so rudely accused me of being him when I was trying to be genuine.

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>>28860771
damn even Glimmer can feel that burn

>>28860771
It is possible that you're not calculator, but this is important:

Nobody request anything from this person.

Anyone in this thread that lurked the dead ShimGlim thread and its one green?

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>>28860771
Calculator sometimes baited people two moves in advance.

If you were one of those shitposters, you saw what he's like and would not demand an apology, especially after participating in that chronic shitposting that destroyed two of our threads.

If you want to post Glimmer with us you're welcome to.

>>28860863
No, you're right, I should apologize. I just got a bit irritated that it was being treated as fact that I was someone I'm not, when I was really trying to be genuine. inb4 that's what Glimmer felt.

I wasn't one of the shitposters, but I did think you deserved it before. And I hated Glimmer. But then I ended up realizing she wasn't an evil sociopath, and if you feel anything for her like how I feel about my waifu, I felt absolutely awful. So I'm sorry.

I'll post a picture of Trixie, Rarity and Glimmer tonight. And after that if you ever want to see any Rarity and Glimmer pics, I'll do them, as well as provide any content if the shitposting comes up again. I hope that's a way if making uo how I felt about all of you.

>>28860952
Thanks random stranger. I wish you well
People being nice here still scares me.

>>28860952
Can't wait, thanks.

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I just gave a shot at this
>>28845466
>Any of you fuckers got GlimGlam wearing a MAGA hat?
And instead of putting the hat I drew the donald to practice drawing humans a bit
It looks weird as fuck

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So when are we getting more Glimmerbuse vectors?

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>>28861310
>>28861397
Just so you guys have proof something is being done. I'll go on to fixing up things with lines, then coloring.

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>>28860952
She is not an evil sociopath, but I believe she is a sociopath. She cannot help it; she was born that way. Her moral compass is strongly attenuated and awry: even after her reformation she mind-controlled Big Mac to make him loquacious and mind-controlled her friends to expedite her goals. But she tries to be good, and I would not love her otherwise. I like to think of the whole arc as a sort of beautiful friendship lesson about how even sociopaths can learn some verisimilitude of friendship.

>>28860667
The first response to that greentext was ironic since I'm the vector artist who makes abuse edits, the "nice sadist". But that greentext is testimony that I also sincerely love her and can contribute sweet things too.

>>28863979
I'm a busy person. Sometime.

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>>28864176
All done. Hope you are happy with it, and if you want me to do some other things, I will.

>>28864409
I see that you were sincere in your contrition and accept your apology now and then some.

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>>28864409
And it was mature of you to recognize your error and apologize with such sincerity, exceptionally so for 4chan. /mlp/ is waifu culture and it is maleficent to assail that.

When we were being raided some anons showed their camaraderie with us even if they disliked Glimmer, and now we have you too. You help make /mlp/ a better place.

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Dress the Glim

>>28863533
ANON NO

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>>28858359
But anon... I do know you
I greatly appreciate your efforts and wanting to see another perspective
apology greatly accepted
t. you know who

>>28863533
This is pretty funny.

>>28864955
I was hoping to find you. I'm getting quite tired of the threads always being deleted.

>>28865035
Yeah I know the feeling
It used to be a lot worse though and the other guy almost set up a burner email so we could all stay in contact, but scruffies been kinder lately. Also take a look over there.

>>28865088
Dammit, shut down again. Anyway, the forum is called WaifuCentral. You have to sign up in order to see anything, but if you do, you can probably find me quickly if you do choose to join.

>>28865213
yeah was in the middle of a reply too and yes I've heard of it, but couldn't remember the name.
I'm interested cause I could have really used it 2 weeks ago..
As you know I've got shit goin on currently so I don't want to dive in now, but I'll take a look in a few days.

>>28865251
Totally sign up then when you get the chance. You'll definitely be really welcomed, and you might find it to be really great. I hope to see you around there.

>>28865284
I'm glad you're spoilering so I know to ignore it but can you take it elsewhere? One of you give the other a skype id and take it to the skype-chat.

>>28863533
are you jerico?

>>28864302
nice headcannon

not really

>>28866434
Between the two things she did as a villain and Every Little Thing I think it's pretty obvious she has sociopathic tendencies. Manipulate ponies as tools.

>>28859091
Why does he have the nickname Calculator?

>>28866454
It hasn't been stated in the show, so it isn't canon.

>>28868459
He chose it. Who knows. When he posts the intentionally deplorable iphone drawing he puts his name in the name field and says his punchline of "oh fuck, forgot [to put] my name [in the namefield] again".

He's been around forever, was the king of shitposting in 2007 but re-emerged only recently.

>>28868497
Trixie is narcissistic, Pinkie has ADHD tendencies, Twilight used to have anxiety issues, Rainbow Dash has validation issues, Maud has high-functioning autism, and Starlight has sociopathic tendencies. This isn't difficult. You don't need the word "narcissistic" to appear in the show to know that Trixie is narcissistic.

>>28864462
>>28864646
Thank you to both of you, I really appreciate that. I do especially understand that feeling, it is maleficent to go after someone and their waifu, I genuinely believe that.

>>28868531
Well I think people might be misunderstanding that "sociopathic tendencies" is a bad thing, it is just something she's working on. According to the comics at least, she's improved quite a bit.

>>28868830
I want to love her until all her problems are gone

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>>28868776
Psychopathy is an incurable innate neurological disorder, an encephalographically detectable miswiring of the physical brain.

She can try to be good (and maybe that's what goodness is), but she will never have a developed moral compass like you or I. For her it must be an analytic understanding, like how high-functioning autists can analytically learn social skills.

It's so sweet that's she's cultivating whatever spark of conscience she has to try to be good despite her impairment.

>>28868840 for this post.

And yes, her sociopathy and her trying to be good in spite of it is part of why I love her.

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>>28868840
I listened to a TED talk on psychopathy and the speaker said something that made me feel bad for them.

He said that for the psychopath, other humans are like cardboard cutouts, that it's a very lonely existence. That's how it must be if they are incapable of empathy, incapable of understanding that other humans are human beings with persons inside of them rather than objects to be manipulated for their own gain. But they don't know what they lack, so they don't suffer.

>>28868851
>long text
>pic with starlight
>repost

I gotta think of a name for you. How about reposty?

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>>28868911
Another anon called me vectorfag since I make vectors and am enamored of them. If you must call me something please call me that.

>>28868903
I don't think Starlight is that for gone, otherwise she wouldn't value friendship as much as she does. She might have problems, but she is not completely mental, just like the rest of the mane6 all seem to have some mental issues.

>>28868932
>mfw Twilight thread had Lector
>mfw we have Vector
I am living in a sitcom

holy shit, Prith, where are you?
pls continue!

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>>28868952
She is pretty far gone; even after her reformation, she mind-controlled her friends without a scruple. And what did she do subsequent seeing she had turned them into mindless slaves? Order them around, not a scruple. Things were going well; she did not see the problem. Even when she apologized, it seemed she didn't understand what for what she was apologizing. In another episode, she cast a spell on Big Mac to make him loquacious, played with him like a toy.

She has a little spark of conscience. Just a little, just enough to see that friendship is good. But maybe she cannot understand what friendship or connection are but can see their shadow, that she is happier with friends and that makes it good.

She is broken and I love her.

>>28869075
Lurking, been up to some things
Thanks for the interest, will continue soon for you

>>28869120
you are broken too and that's why I love you
making your double posts, it's cute

>tfw you will never lovingly break Vector into submission


no homo

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>You are Starlight Glimmer
>You cannot even think. You are writhing in agony. You sometimes cannot even scream. 2,000 volts are coursing through your body, two diodes attached to each of your hind hooves, and two to each of your forehooves.
>The hoof is one of the most sensitive parts of the pony; the nerve bundles within them are like the nerve bundles within teeth.
>Your muscles spasm uncontrollably, and your hooves are locked upright. You cannot buckle, and you are buckling.
>There is only excruciation. If you could think, this would be worse than Hell. Your face is soaked with tears, yet you cannot feel it, are not aware of it. There is only pain beyond imagination.
>It’s over. Anon is hugging you, assuring you that everything is ok. You begin sobbing again, sobbing harder than you ever have and as hard as you sobbed five minutes ago. You are still in Hell and in another five minutes, he’ll turn the voltage back on.
>Anon pours ice water on you to soak you; it increases conductivity. You are soaking and sobbing; you cannot even think you are sobbing so hard.
>Anon resumes hugging you, petting your wet fur. The frying blackened your hooves and it is agony to stand.
>Anon stops hugging you and returns to the control board. Between your sobs you form your first coherent thought in ten minutes. You look at him and whimper, “no."
>You are back in the other Hell.

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I should have put that in a pastebin and linked to it for the sake of non-sadists who'd rather not see stuff like that. I'll do that next time.

>>28869696
not sure if there even is anyone left here besides like 4 anons

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>>28870085
You can look at the poster count you know.

>>28870085
You guys got your thread on most anon's filters because of the human pics.

PROTIP: try not posting human the next time. It even says pony on the top of the page for christ sakes.

>>28870525
I haven't seen any human pics aside from those by shitposters, and human drawings are rare. What are you talking about?

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Any of you guys read this? I saw a discussion forever ago about the book but aside from that no one ever seems to talk about any of the books at all.

>>28865284
Thanks. I'll try to find you. Ill probably take a look at it tuesday, so keep an eye out.
And I might say something about it in the other thread. I might want to see if the other guy is over there too. He's helped me a good bit.
>>28865333
Sorry dude youre probably right tho. This conversation has jumped between atleast 10 threads at this point..
also nice trips

>>28870939
I have it.
I thought it was really good when I saw it story timed so I bought it.

>>28870939
Hardcover release when?

>>28871283
months ago

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>>28871292
wait really?

>>28868505
/mlp/ didn't exist in 2007. Is he a /b/tard?

>>28870939
It was nice, really wish it could have been an episode

>>28871629
Probably. I wasn't around then either, but the date and status were recounted by other anons.

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I miss old Glim

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>>28872615
Me too.

Nu-Glim is shit and so are her fans.

>>28873041
Thread rule 2.

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>>28873117
I have about as much respect for your "rules" as I have for toilet paper.

These threads used to be wonderful. We had no need for retarded "rules" and we knew when to let it die when it lost its luster. Now, they're shit.

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>>28873150
It's just two rules. There's no issue with discussing old-Glim but when you begin slinging mud like you immediately did that makes for a toxic thread, and when you post my abuse edits that makes for a toxic thread.

I believe it was you who wrote about how you wanted to strap Glimmer to a parilla and run heavy electric shocks through her over the course of months until she reverted to old-Glim. I love nu-Glim but that was what inspired my short green >>28869376. I make most of the content in this thread you enjoy. There are just two rules to the thread's social contract.

>>28873296
These aren't even rules; they aren't enforced. They're more like guidelines.

I can't bring myself to like Nu-Glim because I can't *relate* to Nu-Glim, and I can't find any other reason to like her. Every time I see her, I'm reminded of Old Glim and how she was lobotomized by Hasbro. Seeing her get lobotomized was like seeing *myself* be lobotomized, so strongly did I relate to her.

The fact that Glimmer threads have gotten considerably worse since Starlight's reformation has not helped matters.

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>>28873330
She was certainly the best villain by far and the least monodimensional, but still fairly monodimensional. She was not a real character. We did not even know her; now we do. She is still the same Glim, only grown.

>>28873406
>She is still the same Glim, only grown.
Even the voice is different. She is not the same Glim.

>>28873330
>lobotomized by Hasbro
Haber, not Hasbro. Get it right.

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>>28864885
Its too late, its done

>>28865947
>someone recognizes me
It makes so happy, how did you know?
Please dont say because Im the only poor bastatd without a tablet

>>28873641
your artstyle

>>28873418
It's still the same voice actress. She's just made it a less sinister tone.

>>28873791

I liked the sinister tone a bit more
It was more sexy, now she sounds shy, s if someone beats her offscreen

>>28873852
unf

>>28873296
I hate toxic threads, but I hate toxic masculinity more.

why can't we just hate other waifus like any normal waifu general. instead of hating each other

>>28873791
>It's still the same voice actress.
Same voice actress. Different voice.

You do realize that any actress with even the slightest bit of talent can do more than just one voice, right?

>>28874481
because Glimmerfags are broken people with broken dreams and broken lives.

>>28874518
>Glimmerfags
Try every single person on /mlp/

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>>28874481
Hating each other is a self-sustaining loop of toxicity. Maybe I over-reacted but that's why I reacted against the anon saying fans of nu-Glim are shit.

I think this is a nice thread. Nice discussions, nice content, and I don't hate any of you.

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>>28874535
>>28874564

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>>28874564
But Nu-Glim *is* shit.

Old Glim is wonderful. Such a nuanced and realistic character. Could easily be identified and empathized with.

But then we got stuck with Nu-Glim, a shrill little cunt whose character and motivations are about as consistent as a bad LSD trip. Sure, M.A. Larson came up with the shitty idea that she became the way she was because of something that happened in her childhood, but Haber comes in and turns a pile of shit into a heap of radioactive toxic waste. Sunburst is worse-looking than most OC's I've come across, and Thorax borders on parody.

Simply put, Nu-Glim is wasted potential in equine form. I hate her.

>>28874613
Alright, you can have that opinion. But notice I said the toxic part was saying her fans are shit, i.e. hating each other.

>>28874626
There's nothing toxic about honesty.

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>>28856941
>you will never embarrass the fuck out of Glimmer in public

Glimmerbeaters can't compete with us Gimmerslavers.

>>28874633
>glimmerslavers
ok that's a new thing
kek

>>28874633
I beg to disagree. Glimmerbeaters are more likely to beat the crap out of slavefags on account of having had more practise.

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>>28874629
Not intrinsically, but think things through. What kind of thread would you prefer, one in which people can post and make content for both old-Glim and nu-Glim and discuss both civilly, or one in which you can post both old-Glim and nu-Glim and people are calling each other shit and spewing hate at each other?

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>>28874658
>on account of having had more practise
Fantasizing about beating Glim and posting it on 4chan doesn't make you any better in a fight. Moreover, comparing abuse to fighting is comparing apples to oranges.

>>28874683
But the problem is I never, ever see content for Old Glim. It's always Nu-Glim. And as much as I really like the occasional piece where Nu-Glim gets beaten, or raped, or murdered, or the like; I can't help but feel withdrawn from my old fixation. Granted, I could go to DB or Fimfiction for any number of other ponies getting abused or tortured, but although it is enjoyable, it's just not the same.

>>28874685
Are you saying Glimmerslavers don't really enslave a pony? Shucks. And there I was thinking all of it was real.

>>28874716
What are you talking about, Trump has already opened the portal to equestria, I have already 2 mares as personal cumdumps

>>28863533
Anon who requested the MAGA edit here,really nice art there.
I still want that edit though

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>>28874706
Then for your sake I'm sorry that's how things are but spewing hate isn't going to do anything about it; it'll only make you more hateful.

>>28874747
It gives me catharsis. I'm already a thoroughly unpleasant person inside. Whether or not I act like a 4channer in this thread on 4chan won't make a sliver of difference.

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>>28874728
Right. How gullible do you think I am? Trump, a sworn xenophobe, opened a portal leading to a place outside America. Sure.

>>28874761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ISwYFK3qE

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>>28874633
You cannot compete with us.

Did you read my greentext on beating her, on the psychology of abusive relationships?

It is a psychological captivity; she can leave any time yet she stays, trapped by her own inculcation.

>>28874758
But it does make a difference, anon. You matter.

>>28874771
you know what would have been funny, if you said
>you can not beat us

a-anyone?
no?

>>28874758
>catharsis
The strange popularity of this single word in this thread gives me catheters.

>>28874781
Makes a difference to whom?

>>28873418
I thought the same until ELTSD. The voice kinda shifted back to the old unf. That episode also shows that old Glim = new Glim

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>>28874805

>>28874811
Us, and that includes you.

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>>28874826
>that includes you
I just told you it doesn't.

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>>28874834
You're wrong.

>>28874768
Nice try, but that's clearly an edit. The evidence is subtle but definite: whoever edited it messed up the colors and Trump's face ended up being closer to a normal human skin hue than is normal for him.

>>28874838
How so?

>>28874845
You have more of an effect on yourself than you think. The brain is a feedback loop and life is a feedback loop.

>>28874834
>>28874838
geez, get a room already you two

>>28874855
>The brain is a loop
That is a really funny sentence for some reason. It's a network.

>>28874855
If I'm going to be nice to people on 4chan whom I don't like or respect, I'll have to put in the effort. And why would I bother doing that?

>>28874859
Too bad 4chan doesn't have a PM function.

>>28871398
ohhh I thought you meant "hard" v. digital
no there is no hardcover and probably won't.
My bad

>>28874868
A network is a multigraph feedback loop.

>>28874871
Because you want people to be nice to and respect you. You don't think that matters but you do.

>>28874481
Ita just the normies cant deal with someone wanting to beat their waifu
Fucking bigots

>>28874896
And what does this thread do or have that would make me care about their kindness or respect? You are literally the only one here I give one iota of a shit about being respectful to, and that's because I really like your abuse edits.

>>28874896
It's not a single loop within a multigraph. It's got many cycles. It's simply a cyclic network.

>>28874926
It's a multigraph of feedback loops, and that makes it a generalized feedback loop.

>>28874914
Would you have preferred me to tell you to fuck off, or did you prefer this conversation? Think carefully. Which is more fun?

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>>28874962
>Would you have preferred me to tell you to fuck off
It would at least have been honest.

>>28874979
But it wouldn't have been. While I find you a bit of an obstreperous asshole I appreciate your contributions and want you to stay. You have a bit of perspicacity that I quite like. I just wish you'd cultivate that.

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>>28875023
>mfw the nicest guy in this thread is Vector

>>28874962
It's really not, because you can't model the brain with a graph without layers upon layers of abstraction. You can call it a network, because the word is broad enough to cover it. And isn't "feedback loop" redundant in the context of graph theory? A (oriented) cycle always forms a feedback if you represent a dynamical system using a graph (normally called a network). And why call it a loop when it's a whole bunch of loops? "Feedback network" seems way more elegant to me.

>>28875023
Thing is I normally reserve it for selfish purposes.

But, fine. If it really means that much to you, I'll *try* to be a bit nicer.

>>28875073
I agree.

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Twilight is dying.

>>28875102
excuse me?

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>>28875110
You are excused.
It's just that no one wants to beat her up any more or eat her flesh. It's really sad.

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>>28875130
ehh...good for you?

>>28875143
Not really. Killing her kept her alive. And now she's dying.

>>28875150
Hello good sir, you have reached the Starlight Glimmer Thread, how may we help you?

Since we are in the mood of some glim abuse, I just refined a couple of doodles I had on my sketchbook
Using spoilers as we agreed, but since no one is playing by the rules I may post unespoilered images next time

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>>28875174

Its ok to punish her but its better to reward her

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>>28875174
Please maintain spoilers.

Also very good.

>>28875158
Hi. I would like to have some of your waifubeaters transferred to the Twilight thread if that's not too much trouble. Twilight needs a good beating too. Thank you.

>>28875203
Hmm I see, did you try turning it on and off again?

>>28875204
I tried pulling at it and that made some sticky stuff come out. I am uncertain as to the next step.

>>28856941
when will a lust for revenge be finished?

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>>28875174
>>28875192
>old glim gets beating
>nu glim get reward
I see what you did there

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>>28875102
That must be because she's in her twilight years

>>28875223
I'm surprised you can see anything at all through those corneal heart tattoos.

>>28875232
Okay, that's it. I'm killing myself.

>>28875214
Did you try updating your waifu to the newest version? We recommend switching from Twilight to Starlight, this update includes a lot of bugfixes and performance improvements.

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>>28875174
fug

>>28875223
She got reformed
Im working on a enslaved Nu-glim since someone came up with the idea of pony slaves

>>28869075
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn

>the next morning arrives and you find yourself half asleep rubbing yourself against Anon
>another wet dream, of course
>not even Luna can save you from these nightmares
>god you hope she doesn't
>that would be the real nightmare
>the day just started and you are already horny as fuck
>but you notice that you aren't alone in that
>Anon's hard dick is pressing against your belly
>you take a quick look at him
>looks like he is still asleep
>this could be the moment
>if Anon doesn't want you for sexual, then you are going to make him
>you free his dick from his underwear
>have you really gotten so low that you would molest someone in his sleep?
>fuck yes you have!
>you start with little licks around the head
>your lust filled mind makes it out to be a lot better than it probably is
>but this feels so wonderful, so tasty
>subconciously you already started sucking his dick
>you can feel Anon shift around
>he is going to wake up
>better make sure he wakes up to the correct sight
>you move forward and let his dick slide smoothly into your pussy
>a deep moan escapes you as you start moving your hips back and forth
>one moan turns into many and you can see Anon waking up
>"h..huh..St-Starlight!?"
>he has a look of shock and pleasure on his face
>"W-what are you..hghng-... doing"

>>28875276

>he is trying his best to hold back the feelings of pleasure you are giving him, probably in order to not shatter the illusion of him being the dominant one
>but now you are in charge, now you control his pleasure!
>now you can decide if he is going to cum or not!
>ok not really, you would never be able to stop fucking him right now
>you know you won't be able to cum, but this is still the greatest pleasure you can get
>a look at Anon makes it clear that he is enjoying this aswell
>his moans filling the room just as much as yours
>suddenly you can feel his arms wrapping around you thight and pressing you against the bed
>he has taken control over the situation once more and is fucking you like an animal now
>you can feel him tensing up, it's going to happen
>he is going to-
>"HNNgA~"
>you can feel his dick twitching as load after load of his cum shoots out and fills you inside
>this is the closest to an orgasm you have felt since this all started
>he collapses onto you and you can still hear his heavy breathing and feel his heartbeat
>it feels wonderful being responsible for this
>"Hey Starlight..."
>for a moment you are startled, his voice sounding more serious than usual and he actually used your name instead of calling you pet
"Y-ye-"
>"I love you"
>?!?!?
>his lips meet yours and for a moment you feel the biggest rush of happyness through you
>some said that when you are in love it feels like having butterflies in your stomach, but this doesn't feel that way
>this feels like an intense warmth inside you
>burning brighter than the sun
>you don't remember ever feeling that happy
>after what feels like an eternity in heaven your lips depart again and you look each other in the eyes
>he looks at you with that honest, caring smile, it says more than words ever could
>"I am going to punish you so badly for this..."
>he gives you a soft kiss on the forehead
>...
>some words can say more apparently

that's actually all i got for today

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>>28875246
I can't afford a waifu upgrade. I'm a deplorably destitute poorfag. I guess I have no choice but to keep my broken, faulty, bug-ridden Twilight. It's the-- it's the flaws that make her perfect.

>>28874791
hue

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>>28875284
>all I got for today
>greentext, drawings, discussion
We are literally blessed
the best waifu and productive people

>>28875310
I feel loved now, thank you

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>>28875246
>glimmerfags really believe this
>they continue to do this to stay relevant

I can't wait till this character gets written out next season. I cannot wait for all the crying and butthurt coming from you guys. I'm going to sip it like fine wine.

T. a twifag.

P.S your waifu a shit.

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>>28875360
They have developed her far too much for that to happen and she reinvigorated the show.

>>28875360
Your Twilight empire will fall, to the last thread. all that will remain are ruins of its former glory. little posts in Glimmer threads wishing back the old days, posting cute drawings of a long forgotten waifu, looking at the viewer with a gun. but those posts will vanish too and only glimmer will remain.

>>28875329
This thread is not for human posting.

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>>28856941
Why is everyone so mean to Glimmer?

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>>28856941
>No options to beat her

This game is trash

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Someone capped and uploaded my story.
That really made my day.

>>28875656
Because the writers treat her like shit and everyone thinks it's her fault.

>>28875685
Its indeed very sad it does include soft beating, considering there are other games where you literally tear ponies appart but link?
The art looks pretty accurate

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>>28875704
http://heartwarmer-mlp.deviantart.com/art/Play-with-Starlight-Glimmer-SIMULATOR-v-1-0-644961996

Here

>>28856941
I want to fugg this pone then have her mind control and ruin everyone elses waifu because im a edgy fuck and I hate you all.

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>>28875656
Are you talking about glimmerbeaters or people on this board who hate her? Glimmerbeaters love her.

>>28875697
I think she's reasonably well written. Well enough for consistent character analysis.

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>>28868903
The world through her eyes.

I made myself sad.

>>28875723
I think the writers are still forcing her in too much, and not letting her blend in with the cast like Shimmer does.

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>>28875791
I don't watch EqG but I understand what you mean. That's a good hypothesis for part of the subconscious hate some have. But also she's a different kind of pony.

>>28875866
Well, honestly I think it's sorta fair too to say. I mean, the one thing a lot of people have been saying would absolutely help her character would be an episode with any one of the Mane 6 except for Twilight. And that was almost achieved, except it completely wasn't with ELTSD, the mind control absolutely ruined that. If that was taken out it could have been a fantastic episode and would have made a lot of other people like her more.

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>>28875262
I love this so much. Hugging her after you beat her as she plaintively accepts both. This is what I dream of.

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>>28875913
Every Little Thing is what made me fall in love with her.

>>28875965
It's why I really hated her before.

I didn't like what she did to my waifu. That hurt to watch.

>>28856998
maybe she'll make a friend next season that likes to study moths.

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>>28856941
I miss SJWlight Glimmer

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>>28876046
And the morning after the spell was the first time ponies expressed being in genuine pain. What a great pony. I love her. >>28864302

Why don't you hate her anymore?

>>28876201
You enjoyed seeing the other ponies in pain? Why?

And because I wanted to believe that she's not evil, and that was just poorly written for her. I want to believe she wouldn't hurt my waifu as opposed to hating her.

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>>28876237
I enjoy seeing her in pain most of all. I'm a sadist. Many of us are. I love this thread so much. I am finally with people who love ponies the same way I do.

But most glimmerfags are not sadists; they would be chagrined if I gave you the wrong impression.

I would not love her if she were evil. She hurt your waifu very much, mind-controlled her without a scruple. Unforgivable for most ponies, but >>28864302 >>28868851.

>>28876400
I recognize you're not speaking for most Glimmerfags, I just want to get your point of view.

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>>28876532
From what I've seen a lot of us think she's a sociopath, but that doesn't make her a bad pony. She just needs understanding.

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How can you expect her to love you when you don't even understand her?

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>>28876582
That's what I learned. It seems that it makes people think that sociopath means she's still irredeemable and a monster, rather than just someone who needs some TLC. Sure it may be hard to realize that for some, but I think it's possible to.

>>28876642
That's part of it anon. I can't really understand her, so she will always be new.

>>28875723
>analyzing a little girls show
Only fags do that, anon

>>28876582
2 cute

>>28876701
Are you sure you want to deal with her, anon? Because I don't think you know what you're getting into. Actually living with a real sociopath can (and probably will) be a nightmare, especially if you are not one yourself.

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>>28876704
Only plebeians don't analyze the pony they love.

>>28876697
Yes. Being friends with a sociopath can be challenging, but considering she's trying to understand goodness she just needs love and understanding.

>>28876732
The fact it would be a challenge is what would make it stimulating. I would be unable to grow blasé.

>>28876773
>it would be a challenge
It could very possibly ruin your life.

And she's literally incapable of comprehending your "love and understanding" in any capacity apart from an analytical one. You're giving her a license to manipulate and use you for her own gain. It's pointless.

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>>28876811
I am always fantasizing about hurting her because pony is an outlet for fantasy, but I have a conscience that suppresses sadism. We are talking about how I would actually be with her in an asexual relationship if she were truly real.

Yes, I am giving her a license to try to manipulate and use me for her own gain. So I would have to always try to outwit her. It would be like an unwitting constant game of chess, constant intellectual stimulation. I would always come closer to understanding and invariably outmaneuvering her only for her to change the game again. I would love that so much.

>>28876921
But you have a conscience. Which, as far as this sort of thing is concerned, is a weakness. A *crippling* weakness. E.g. you can't put poison in Sunburst's wine because killing is wrong, you can't forge her signature on an abusive contract because forgery is wrong, you can't stalk her to gather information about her routines because stalking is wrong, et cetera. You either won't do these things or you will with a cost to your psyche whereas she can do them without scruples. She has a significant advantage over you even if you are slightly superior to her from an intellectual standpoint.

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>>28876969
I would never kill but I would forge her signature on an abusive contract if cornered, even beat her if in assiduous analysis factoring ethical modalities and its recursively psycho-analytical long-term effect on her move-set as a function of her cogitation I determine it condonable and preferable.

I am writing a greentext about living with Starlight the sociopath in such a relationship.

>>28877224
You would forge your waifu's name on an abusive contract, but you wouldn't kill anyone?

You have one strange moral compass, my friend.

>>28877293
I would plan my moves to avoid that scenario if possible; it is more logical and more ethical to in constant apprehension formulatively veer her verisimilitudinously good than to act inimically to that.

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She's beautiful

>>28877386
But why play an inherently amoral game when your primary concern is morals?

If you didn't vote for Trump in this year's election, then Glimmy would never love you.

>>28877450
It is non-exclusory of morals. Her happiness is a factor, although that must be very carefully weighed.

I play analytically, and with her it would always be fun.

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Does anyone else here remember when we would just post cute glimmer pics we found on derpi, have the occasional entertaining green the current one is an "okay" start, and have relatively calm discussions not focussing on abuse?

a-am I the only one who misses that?
I know it was much slower back then but I really want that back.
If I am I want to know. I really don't even know why I come back here anymore. Like I feel like since she's my waifu I should defend her from these people, but you know they just never seem to get it or play the "I'm a victim" game. I-I just feel like giving up.

Also since I know you will if i don't put this here. Don't even try Vector. Every time I read something you post I want to vomit.
And you know you say you want to "share the thread and be friends" or whatever but you just don't stop. granted you stopped posting the pics but I find your text to be some of the most disturbing things I've seen on this board and actually on this site and Ive seen A LOT.

I don't really know what else to say in addition to whats been said by me or others but congratultaions you win.

>>28877525
But it's true. We didn't choose to be sadists. The environments in which we were raised made us that way.

Maybe if the world had shown us more sympathy during our formative years, we would know what it felt like to have sympathy for others.

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>>28877564
It's not always environment. Some of us were born this way. The world showed me nothing but goodness in my formative years. And I have sympathy for others, and anon >>28877525: We didn't win. I lost. We've lost you. But moreover you've lost the thread for the pony you love, and I'm sorry.

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>>28877628
>We didn't win. I lost. We've lost you. But moreover you've lost the thread for the pony you love, and I'm sorry.
Eh. Good riddance, I say. That guy sounds like a complete moron and a fruit. If we had everything his way, this would be an image dump thread.

>>28877651
That's not very nice, but you're right about if we had things his way. But that doesn't mean his contributions are bad or that he doesn't love her.

>>28877564
>>28877591
>>28877628
I think that you guys must rely on these copouts truly shows how overwhelming pathetic you are.
As someone whos gone through a whole lot of shit in their life and gotten over a lot of awful things I have no empathy you and really want to emphasize how pathetic I think you are. Ive tried but I simply can't. If you can't get over yourselves you deserve the awful life ahead you will have.
Goodbye.

>>28877651
congtatulations you'll get your wish.
and heres your (you)

>>28877687
>his contributions are bad
If he's as idiotic as he made himself look, there's no doubt that he couldn't make a decent contribution to save his own life.

>>28877705
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, faggot.

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>>28877705
It's not a cop-out, because being a sadist is not a bad thing so long as we don't act on it. There is nothing to cop out of because there is nothing wrong with us.

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>>28856941
OTP

>>28877759
>as we don't act on it.
Um... yeah. Heh heh. Right...

>>28877784
Unf.

But keep that to yourself until you grow past it.

>>28877525
I am with you Anon

>>28877835
I honestly don't see anything wrong with it aside from the social stigma, which doesn't matter on 4chan.

>>28877856
If my contributions are catalyzing your hurting real things that makes me want to stop. Don't discuss it or it might encourage others, and if this thread begins discussing hurting real things I will stop because that is not acceptable.

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>>28877887
Okay now this is just b8.

>>28877915
This man does not represent us.

Now shut up before you shoot yourself in the foot.

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>>28878026
I'm bored; I don't give a shit. Nobody will ever like us sadists no matter how hard you try, and you will probably have forgotten about this whole conversation by the time you get around to making another abuse edit.

>>28795933
I miss this time.

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Can't you guys be nice so your own thread may last longer and so you could enjoy your waifu on a more complete scope?

Also, would you let her abuse you as well?

>>28877774
>there will never be a sparlight thread again

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>>28877525
>>28877705
How are we this far on the discussion and this image hasnt been posted yet?
if you want your the glim imagedump back go ahead, make a thread and fill it like every other waifufag, I promise I wont put a finger there

>b-but I want my glim hugbox back, i want peace, love, here have a cute image
And then he says we play the victim

>>28879438
I was too nice. That anon was silly. There is plenty of non-abuse content here too.

But I eschew making two threads. House divided cannot stand and all.

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>>28878950
An abusive relationship is a necessarily directed relationship; both parties cannot abuse each other. That would be unstable and defeat the psychology of it.

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>>28878087
>Nobody will ever like us
>Replying to the very example of the opposite

>no matter how hard you try
It's more about being constant on it, and not just trying to be nice a couple of posts and calling it a day.
Finding a reason to be nice by default would help.

>>28880943
I am nice because Starlight brings me joy and if I bring joy to others then maybe this thread won't be as shit and I can enjoy even more Starlight

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>>28880969
Correct.

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>>28856941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz9wlBeLU

STARLIGHT
STARBRIGHT
FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT~

>>28881554
+10% Glimmer Love
Lasts 5 posts

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>>28878950
I kind of would.
I love her bitchiness.

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>You are Anon.
>You have been living with Starlight Glimmer for two months.
>She tries to be good, but she is incapable of understanding the concept.
>For Starlight the psychopath it is like trying to be good in an RPG in which everyone else is an NPC. It is still nothing but manipulation, and because everyone else has always been an NPC she has no reference for what real goodness is. She was born into a world of NPCs, and that’s all she’s ever known
>But of course, you’re not an NPC, and while she obviously knows this she does not really. Language cannot penetrate her psychopathy. It’s in her wiring.
>But you love her. You even love her to a great part due to it.
>You just woke up. It is Sunday morning.
>You wrap your arms around her. She is soft and warm.
>“Good morning Anon,” she mumbles.
Habit. She is half-asleep. No ulterior motive.
>You continue hugging her.
>After a few minutes you crawl out of bed. She curls up a bit and winces her eyes only slightly.
Manipulation.
>You take a shower.

>>28882742
>When you emerge from the shower she is not in the room anymore. You dress.
>You find her in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
She wants something.
She is an intelligent mare. She even knows you know this.
But it is like game theory: playing along is a Nash Equilibrium. It keeps her kind.
>“If you know ignorance, do you know ignorance?”
Not what you expected. You have insinuated that if she ever bores you, you will leave. Leverage is good.
The obvious meta-ironic answer is ‘I don’t know,’ but that’s rather pedestrian and doesn’t turn the tables on her.
– “Do you?”
>She pauses.
>“If you think so.”
The undertone was an antimetathesis of the original premise: that she’s as ignorant as you think she is, yet you are ignorant. Clever mare.
>“I’d like to go to the aquarium today.”
There’s the request. She didn’t even ask if you’d like to. She could have gone alone, but she likes your company. That’s how you know she loves you.
>She thinks sea slugs are cute. You once got her a plush sea cucumber, but she threw it away.
– “We’ll go.”

>>28882749
>“When threatened, sea cucumbers can discharge their intestines to ensnare predators in their toxic insides, which they then regrow.”
>You like seeing her happy.
>You continue around the aquarium.
>“If you cut a sea cucumber into pieces each piece can regrow into a new sea cucumber.”
>“The Blue Sea Slug feeds on the Portuguese Mane-Of-War.”
>“Nudibranches concentrate toxins from the sponges they eat.”
>What a cute pony. You love spending time with her. And when she immerses herself in a topic she forgets her constant manipulation. You love the usual repartee, but it is sometimes nice to relax. She’s almost a normal pony when she’s like this. You are glad she’s seldom like this.
>You and she begin walking home.

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>>28882742
>>28882749
>>28882760
>>28882765
>>28882785
Show don't tell, Lector. I expect this sort of shit from the typical greentexting hack, but you? You should know better.

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>>28882837
But it is all mind-games. It is what is happening in your mind. What you say is a good rule of thumb, but this level there is no way to tell what is in the mind than to tell what is in the mind. Maybe you didn't realise that.

What the hell! How did the last two posts get deleted!

>>28882760
>When you and she had arrived at the aquarium she had conveniently forgotten to bring any bits. She is a superb liar and passed it off as an accident. Even if it were it would be ideal if she remunerates you; every pawn is necessary, and this is a matter of her perception of you.
She knows you would not leave her over something so small, that at worst you would view it as a lesson that you must always anticipate this. If you steal from her to make a point that would break the equilibrium. Silence cuts your losses.
>Has she stolen from you? A while ago you concocted a safeguard and test. You leave a few bits on your desk as a decoy. You clandestinely keep a larger sum of bits in your locked desk drawer for which you hide the key, but not extremely carefully. You keep most of your wage in a vault that you keep secret.
>The strategy is this: She knows the bits in the drawer are a test. The second level of apprehension is that the larger hidden sum of bits is genuine. Thus, she might think that that second tier is not a test when it is. However, on a tertiary level, the level at which she surely is, she realises that you anticipated the second tier, and thus knows that you know what she is like and are careful in monitoring and preventing her inclinations, too assiduous to try stealing from you without losing you. She has not stolen from you.
She won the aquarium bits, and her goal was not the bits but to make a point. It wasn’t many bits, and now you are the wiser for it. Maybe it was a poor move on her part after all.

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>>28882924
>At home, you go to your study quarters as she studies and practices magic in your shared room, which is mostly hers.
>You know that she once mind-controlled her friends because she didn’t realise it was wrong. She was just trying to get what she wanted. Like her mentor, Twilight does not betray the breadth of her sagacity, but in private conversation, you learned she saw through Glimmer from the start, which is why she was firm but not angry when Glimmer mind-controlled her friends. You respect her for her commitment to friendship prudentially extended even to well-meaning psychopaths.
>It is dinner.
>“Did you have a nice time at the aquarium Anon?”
– “”I had a very nice time. Sea slugs have interesting defences. If you mind knowing what I think of them, I don’t know.”
>A true statement, but also slightly odd. She is a brilliant mare; she would take note. Mind knowing. Defenses. Don’t know. If you knew what defences Twilight laid, there is a possibility she could know. But she cannot be sure this is what you meant; after all, your statement made sense on its own, friends trust friends, and knowledge is power. And you cannot give her an inch of power.
>Besides, you know she finds you fun. She likes the repartee.
>You love her very much, this broken pony. She tries to be good.
>At night you wrap your arms around her. She is soft and warm.

>>28882905
And now you're being patronizing to your readers in a sad attempt to deflect criticism. Such a pity. Tsk. When will you learn that greentext is a very shitty format for telling stories like this?

>>28882915
Scruffy is many things. Competent is not one of them.

>>28882933
Then at least it's not an issue with my writing but an issue with that greentext cannot tell this type of story well.

I worked very hard on formulating these mind-games.

Also, I'm not Lector.

>>28882958
Of course. You're Vector these days. My mistake.

And it's not just greentext, but the whole second person, present tense package. Direct narration of the protagonist's thoughts is well and good in moderation, but here, the *reader* is the protagonist, so you end up shoving thoughts into the reader's head that he likely wouldn't actually be thinking in that situation. I would've been perfectly fine with it if it were a traditional third or first person story.

Maybe you feel compelled to write this way because it's le epin fourchan culture. But the Glimmer thread has always been an oddball anyway, so you might as well make these sorts of deviations for the good of your craft. Again, you should know better

>>28882933
You're right. I should have written in proper paragraphs. It's just that everyone writes in greentext; it's the custom. It's how you let people know you're telling a story. Who reads paragraphs? You go to fimfiction for that. I made the best I could out of greentext.

And "Tsk tsk, you should know better?" I don't think you realise how much of a condescending asshole that makes you. You don't have to try to make others feel bad to make your point.

>>28883038
>Who reads paragraphs?
More people than you might think. At least, anyone with enough brains to parse your polysyllabic lexicon and multi-layered plot intrigues in the first place, which 90% of greentext readers don't.

>I don't think you realise how much of a condescending asshole that makes you.
But I do. That was why I did it; I felt I was responding to like with like.

>>28883094
That's how I felt when I said, "Maybe you didn't realise this." Responding to like with like when you said >>28882837. You didn't make any coherent point in that post. You just called me a hack and patronisingly said I should know better. You are a very patronising person; you are currently being patronising to 90% of greentext readers by saying they don't have enough brains to understand me.

And thanks for recognising the multi-layered plot intrigues.

>>28883159
I did not say you were a hack. I said you were behaving like one. I said you should know better because I believe that you're capable of doing better.

If I thought you were a hack, I wouldn't have bothered reading your work in the first place, or perhaps skimmed through it and responded with snide remarks if I were in an amicable mood.

>>28883203
Thanks anon. You are still condescending to most of the board, and you were patronising to me, but I suppose it's inextricable from the weltanschauung that begets your valid point. I appreciate and will integrate your excellent input.

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>>28863533
kekk

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>>28882742
>>28882749
>>28882760
>>28882924
>>28882932
REWRITTEN VERSION per anon's advice.

If you wish to read the story please read this.

"Living with Starlight the Psychopath"
http://pastebin.com/D0N0h0e3

>>28884314
To quote Comrade Syme:
>‘You haven’t a real appreciation of Newspeak, Winston,’ [Syme] said almost sadly. ‘Even when you write it you’re still thinking in Oldspeak. I’ve read some of those pieces that you write in ‘The Times’ occasionally. They’re good enough, but they’re translations. In your heart you’d prefer to stick to Oldspeak, with all its vagueness and its useless shades of meaning.

You've addressed the biggest issue, thus have made a tremendous improvement, but this still reads like greentext. Still choppy; stilted; undescriptive.

Despite that, though, it's good. But I think you're capable of doubleplusgood.

>>28884757
Thanks anon; you're inspiring. I understand what you mean.

I need to take a break from it but I think I'd like to flesh it out into a fimfiction short story.

Boop

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What did she mean by this?

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We've died.

It was cruel of that anon to call me Lector. I'm a different person than I was then. You know me. I'm the nice sadist. I contribute sweet things too, I always try to be understanding, and love this thread. Please, don't call me Lector.

If this thread dies let's make a new one in a week.

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>>28888121
>I'm a different person than I was then.
You actually are Lector? FUCKING KEK.
Don't you miss your old waifu?
>We've died.
Fucking finally. Now I can be released from this hell.

I will miss you Starlight

>>28888174
I'm really sorry for being such a nuisance in that general. I really am.

>>28888121
>We've died.
We are more alive than any mane6 fag but Twalotfags why are you doompauling?

>>28888186
dude, I have so many questions
but first of all, why did you leave twilight?

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>>28888121
>i'm not this guy
>i'm now this guy
>boo hoo hoo
For all I know, you're that fucking glimposter shitting up this board.

Just like your waifu, you don't deserve redemption.

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>>28888174
Why do you think people were calling me Vector? It was one letter off.

At least they had the courtesy to not ruin a nice thing. If people knew I used to be Lector they might not like me anymore.

>>28888220
Nobody but him and me had posted in almost 24 hours. Afterwards, it was just I bumping.

I feared it was because people left after that anon said who I used to be. It was suspicious, the sudden silence.

So I made my post to address that and to arrange with people that we would meet again in a week after I stopped bumping.

>>28888228
Well, first of all, I was very ill. I was institutionalised for months. But I never really loved her like I love Glimmer. She had been more like a toy; Glimmer I love as a pony. This has been implicit in the likes of my moth greentext at the beginning of this thread, among so much more.

>>28888511
Your style of writing and behavior is very unique and difficult to accurately replicate. I don't think you'll ever be able to hide who you are, even if you don't think you're the same as you used to be.

>>28888538
I know. My idiosyncrasy is trenchant. But as I person I may as well have never have been he.

>>28888583
going from
>our love-making consists of my torturing and eating her
to simple abuse?
yeah I think that's actually a step forward, kudos to the people who treated you

>>28888621
My predilections are not who I am. I speak of my behaviour, not of content but form.

>>28888660
wait, so basically you are still equally as messed up you just simply don't show it anymore?

>>28888683
I try not to think about mutilating and eating Glimmer, however arousing it is.

I can relate to anons here on beating and sometimes torturing the pony they love. I stick to that.

This is the first time I've found a thread that loves ponies the same way I do, and how amazing, they love the same as I.

This thread means so much to me. It is part of why I try so hard to always be kind.

>>28888742
I don't want to judge you, I don't know how brains work and what life you had that lead to this but I am a simple stupid human.
And as a simple human it disgusts me to think that I share this thread with the likes of you. you are trying to be nice and you keep this thread alive, even if it's just by being weird and attracting peoples interest. I value that. I am a glimmer love only person and for me you guys are my greatest enemy. People who want to hurt my waifu.
One could say it's retarded trying to defend a none existing character from none existing threats, but if I wasn't retarded I wouldn't be on this board at all.
I don't even know anymore if I want this thread to die or not. I am going to sage anyway.
that moth story was very cute though

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Really makes you think.

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>>28888913
Thank you for not judging. My "Living with Starlight the Psychopath" story is also not abuse, my character discussion is not abuse, and when I make vectors such as >>28876400 they are not abuse.

We can share the thread. If you were fine with Vector before there is no reason not to be now.

I wanna make Starlight my new fucktoy

>>28889397
Ouch.

I want to make Starlight cuddle buddy

>>28888621
>>28888913
You know, I've thought about it and I don't even want to mutilate or eat her. I just want to beat her. That is so much better, much more loving, and much healthier. I am glad I no longer have that desire even subconsciously.

>>28889456
Damn. That's messed up

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bump

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>>28888742
>eating her as well
Not into that, but I thought it was hillarious for some reason. Would like a link to it.
Reminds of a child's tale were a conquistador and a mayan girl fell in love with each other, and during their date she sacrifices him to her gods against his will, arguing that it's the single greatest, most meaningful way she has for showing her absolute love to him, heh.

>>28890465
Rump, indeed.
Damn.

>>28890547
>rump
Since Im not american Im bad at carloing
Heres the NSFW version: https://ibin.co/32FSAhMnqV1W.jpg
Hope you like it

>anon is married to twilight
>starlight mind rapes him to love her instead
>starlight makes sure twilight catches him with her to break her heart
>they divorce, allowing starlight to marry anon instead

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if you're not a sociopath like her then she will never love or respect you.

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>>28891213
nah dude she changed

>>28891354
Or has she?

>>28890682
T-that's lood!
But did those lumps of semen solidified due to her cold and uncaring nature, or are they something else?

>>28892634
Its a very thick, thicc semen

>>28890547
It was unhealthy and a couple years ago, not even to her. I'm just a sadist.

>>28890682
That's pretty disgusting anon. But well-drawn.