RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>28806366
repostan since old thread is ded
>>28806091
>Be Catbutt McCatburd in Griffonquestria.
>Accidentally summoned some sort of demon or alien or something like that when you were trying to fix your TV.
>Now it's on the couch and you want to watch your shows.
>It's got it's own much smaller TV and is watching that.
>Maybe it will share?
"Can I please use your tiny TV?"
>"No, I'm busy watching Naruto"
>OH SHIT
>You nope the fuck out
>Run all the way into town before you remember you can fly
>Fly the rest of the way to the ponice station
>You go inside and there's a pony in a uniform sitting at the desk
>"What do you want?"
"The alien i summoned is watching a forbidden anima"
>"Oh shit nigger we have to stop this! Mares, we need to move out now!"
>She pulls out her gun and runs out, more ponice officers following as you show them to your house.
>They charge in as you hide behind your chariot like the flighty puss puss you are.
>A short while later the alien is brought out and taken away, along with his tiny TV with the forbiddden anina playing.
>You still don't have a working TV.
>You end up missing your show.
>Today was a bad day.

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I bet pones would enjoy this as a look into our world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC-jau-fpJY

>>28806238
Are mares this small?

No wonder Anon doesn't takes them seriously.

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>>28806403
Adorable little babby mares.

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>>28806407
Yes.

This is good.

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>>28806407
>>28806414
Poor things get so conflicted being manhandled by a strong stallion.

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>>28806422
What about other species?

Are dragons patriarchal in RGRE?

>>28806366
>Anon is death.
>Tries to scare pones.
>"Stallions aren't scary Anon."
>Four lines makes this scary in nihon.

>>28806366
Someone used my art i see.

>>28806373
You make me cry... that the beautiful thing i ever hear. god, i remember that time when i visit fanfiction.

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Ugh, another terrible band that only got popular due to having a male singer.

>>28806563
You should draw more
I love that pic

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>Dear Equestria
>I've finally found Erf
>My humanbando wants to kill some slavshits
>He's so whimsical!
>Love, Lyra

>>28806771
Good for her, AND GET HER SOME DAMN ARMOR!

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Ziggers, mules - Bad news!

>>28801691
Simply amazing. I love this green.

>>28806467
My headcanon was they were completely neutral. You want to be the man you better be stronger

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>Anon keeps door stopping twilight's horn.
>Twi would stop him but it feels kinda nice.

Xcom pony?

>>28806403
Catmares are best mares. They like cuddling, they sleep next to you on your bed at night, and they are easy to amuse. The only downside is that they can get excited during belly rubs and might bite you.

>>28807178

>Anon`s spaceship does not land in Ponyville
>it is cruising near wheat fields leaving strange symbols
>anon starts to abduct local cows in his quest to understand local life
>also free beef
>shit those cows are dumb
>we need more sentient test subjects
>abducts a pone
>turned out, the horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.
>complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine
>As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air
>the two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.
>this advanced biological mechanism is so effective that anon want to use it for self-cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery
>starts to harvest anuses
>damn horses is fighting back
>curse you X-PON!!! all i wanted is to get free spare parts to sell on intergalactic market!

>>28806407
kek that fucking facial expression.

>>28807178
>Be Generic Rookie in Equestria.
>You are a elite member of the Royal Guard who has been selected to join a special taskforce to deal with alien threats.
>You are hanging out in the base when the call comes in to deploy.
>Moving quickly but carefully, not quite running, you head to the armory to gear up.
>Quarter Master gives you your gear for the mission, all of which has been neatly arranged in a sturdy box at the beginning of the week for easier dispensing and faster deployment.
>The other mares in your and several other squads are here getting ready too, but you are a trained professional and simply check over your gear and put it on.
>Now ready for action and loaded for bear, you and your squad move to the sky chariot hangar.
>Once you are in the air the squad leader, Grizzled Veteran, turns on the radio back to base to receive the orders and intelligence for this mission.
>All you know at the moment is that you're headed to a regional earth pony town called Ponyville, and that clearly something is very wrong.
>They wouldn't call you in otherwise.
>"Okay mares, listen up. Command tells me that there is one reported X-ray identified by the local ponice forces, who have cordoned off the area and evacuated the civvies."
>"The target is a large biped about twice the height of a pony. There are no reported casualties and the X-ray is holed up in the town library."
>"Our orders are to capture the X-ray alive if possible, so keep your stun lances at the ready."
>"We will be landing behind a row of houses nearby the town library, where we will then begin to conduct recon from the cover they provide."
>The chariot lands and your squad exits, securing the landing site.
>"Marks Mare, you're on overwatch from the roof of this house"
>"Generic, Redshirt, you two secure the left side of the house and take up position behind that shed."
>The two of you heft your rifles and move up, trying to stay behind what little cover is available.

>>28807295
>Be Generic Cookie in Equestria.
>You are a elite member of the Royal Guard who has been selected to join a special taskforce to deal with alien treats.

>>28807295
Go on.

>>28807302
>Be Generic Cookie in Equestria.
>You are crisp and delicious but have the distinct flavour of being factory-made.
>Ponies will eat you, but most will prefer cookies they made themselves.

>>28807222
At least they don't have sharp teeth or claws

>>28807308
>Be Generic Cookie in Equestria.
>You make a living baking generic cookies
>Not those ridiculous specialty cookies and shit.
>You are completely unprepared to face weird alien treats.
>You are not even sure if this object is an alien treat or an alien trick.

>>28807329
>Be Generic Cookie in Equestria.
>You don't know when aliens celebrate Nightmare Night, so every time you go out to confront alien treats is a risk.

>>28807350
>Be Generic Cookie in Equestria.
>At alien Nightmare Night you're just a rookie, so every time you go out to trick spooky aliens for treats (you'd like an alien cookie) is a threat.

>>28807398
>to trick spooky aliens
->
>to trick the aliens spooky
fastfix

>>28807398
>Be Generic Cookie in Equestria.
>Though you're normally a bookie, you thought you could get some nookie
>Learned to cook from your camp's cooky, hoping to seduce the colt.

>During roll-call you played hookey, wondering if you were kookie
>Heart was beating like a rookie, his door opened with a jolt.

>You are Anon
>You just found a sweet little darling at your doorstep, muttering about cookies.
>You've never seen a zebra up close before, and she seemed eager for some cuddles.
>Cuddle-buddy GET

... what the heck

>>28807227
I never thought I'd see this meme again.

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>>28806467
It's rough being a small dragoness.

But she could probably get used to it.

>>28807305
I'll try.
You'd better help out too
>>28807295
>Still Be Generic Rookie, a little while later.
>Everypony is in position.
>The alien is confirmed to be in the upper level of the library.
>The techs have confirmed residue of a completed portal spell to an unknown destination.
>Grizzled's voice sounds from your radio earpiece.
>"Team, X-ray is distracted on the north side, move up to the main entrance on the south side and prepare to breach."
>You move back behind the shed, glance at Redshirt who has done the same, and move out together just like you've done in so many training exercises.
>Both of you stay low to the ground and use whatever cover you can find as you approach the town library.
>When you reach the door you both take position behind a nice windowless section of the nearby wall.
>The other members of the squad soon arrive from their own positions and do the same.
>The team demolitions expert, Frag Fumbler, plants a breaching charge by the door.
>Both you and Redshirt have your stun lances out and crackling quietly with stored magic.
>You're both going in first along with Grizzled who will be right behind you with a rifle in case the lances don't work.
>Grizzled gives the signal to Frag and you all steel yourself for the sound of the breaching charge and the stun grenades Frag will be tossing in a moment after that to avoid being disoriented by them.
>"Three, two, one."
>Bang
>BANG
>You charge through the doorway and quickly check the room for threats before continuing on upstairs.
>You come across the target as it stands up and turns around from a desk.
>It's huge and vaguely resembles a minotaur.
>Emphasis on vaguely. Everything about it is wrong looking.
>You thrust with your stun lance and deliver a stun bolt right to its barrel, making the alien flinch backwaards.
>You press the attack and your weapon is joined by that of Redshirt, pushing the X-ray back and knocking it over onto the desk.

>>28807319
>Anon rubs tummy
>Catmare grabs hand in forehooves and holds it to her chest, kicking it with her hind legs
>Anon does not heed his previous experience as a cat-owner and continues to scratch her chest
>Catmare starts gnawing on his fingers
>Things get a bit hot and heavy when she switches from chewing to sucking
>"It's so easy to turn Anon on. All I gotta do is play with his hands a bit and the next thing I know, we're in the bedroom."
>>"Ugh, you lucky bitch. Thunderlane only ever gets in the mood if I've prepared a bath with oils in it and a bunch of other romantic horseapples."

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>>28808091
l-lewd

>>28808002
>Success!
>You and Redshirt clamber over the desk to where the xray had disappeared to.
>Where'd he go!?
>"AAAAH!"
>Turning to the yell you let out a marely shriek as Redshirt is lifted up from the ground and held by the alien!
>"N-No! Not like this please!" Red cries out before the xray brings its foreleg down and oh sunspots, it's snuggling her tuft!
"H-hang on Red!"
>You thrust again with your spear to stun the resilient foe!
>Only it sidesteps and hip checks you off into the wall!
>You land with a thump and a groan.
>Blinking you manage to cobble together your vision to see Red being cocooned in the alien's embrace!
>I-it must be getting ready to implanet her with eggs! Oh Celestia it's like a changeling!
>N-need to get up...
>Struggling you grab your spear once more and let out a brave yelp of marely defiance!
>Thud!
>You hit! Well it was in the back, but you still hit it!
>It's on all fours now! Now you gotta bonk it some more!
>You raise up your spear and bring it back down in a punishing blow.
>Thwap!
>Only to stare wide eyed as it's foreleg snaps out and it's mini legs wrap around the shaft of your spear
>I-it can't do that! That's not fair!
>Your about to yell at it for cheating when it suddenly yanks you forward!
"AAHH!"
>You try to recover your balance, but it's wide forelegs wrap around you!
"No! Lemme go! I don't wanna be egged!"
>You squirm and struggle with all your might!
>Then you feel it, that warm caressing sensation of a colt running their hoof through your tuft, only there is five mini hooves attached to a bigger one!
>No wonder Redshirt succumbed so quickly...
>You feel like taking a nap...

"Squad A, this is Doberman, we are about to enter the building."
>You pressed your hoof against your earpiece
"Squad A, this is Doberman. Do you copy?"
>For a few seconds, all you can hear is static
>Then, your com system comes to life
>"Doberman, this is Gazelle. We copy you," a mare on the other end of the line said. "Just give us the word and we'll breach and clear on the southern end
>Checking your blades, you shook your head
"Ladies, we go in three," you said, looking over your wither at your squadmates
>They were the toughest of the tough
>Celestia's finest soldiers
>Veterans of a hundred battles
>And each and every one of them looked scared out of their minds
>Tartarus, why wouldn't they be?
>All of Cloudsdale silent in just one night?
>Not a single mare or stallion in sight?
>High command vaguely telling you about something that the weather found up north
>Something that could create weather without any materials
>A big, green, FACELESS thing that could walk on clouds without wings or magic
>All of the blood and guys that you had seen as you peeked over the clouds
>The screams off in the distance
>Sweet Tartarus above, you were scared too
>High command, it seemed was just as scared as you
>There must have been twenty companies running around the empty city, combing the area for this... thing
>As of yet, you hadn't seen hide nor hare of it
>Which was why you were at the weather factory, the only place that hadn't been cleared
>There was no escape
>It had to be here
>And when you found it, your orders were clear
>K.O.S.
"Gazelle, this is Doberman. You are read loud and clear," you said through the com. "Have you heard anything from Squad E?"
>"Negative. The moment that they went inside the factory we lost contact. The brains say that it's because of the equipment in there but I'm not so sure..."
"Curd," you swore, checking your blades for a third time
>This didn't smell right...
>You could almost SEE the trap right in front of you
>...
>But that was silly...

even lap is getting in on it now

>>28808422
>This thing was just some animal
>Some stupid, weird animal that the bird brains shouldn't have messed this, but an animal nonetheless
"We'll clear on my mark, Gazelle."
>"Roger that, Doberman. You and your girls watch yourselves in there."
>You nodded
"You as well."
>You drew your short sword
>Without prompt, your girls drew their weapons of choice as well
"Hard Head? Would you please do the honors?"
>One of your privates, a big bucking earth pony with a bit of straw in her mouth, stepped up to the door
>Without saying a word, she turned around and cocked back a leg
>"Whenever you're ready, ma'am," she drawled.
>Nodding, you placed your hoof back on your earpiece
"On my mark.... One... Two... THREE! GOGOGOGOGOGO!"
>The door flew off its hinges as your private bucked the thing to ruin
>Not a moment later, you and your other girls went charging in, weapons at the ready
>The building was pitch black and empty
>And silent
>So terribly, awfully silent
>And COLD...
>You all looked around, quickly getting into fighting formation
>"Clear," one of your girls said
>"Clear," Anon murmured, whipping her head around
>For a few seconds more, you scanned the area for immediate dangers, before relaxing ever-so-slightly
>Of course it wasn't going to be that easy...
"Looks like we got ourselves a game of tag, ladies," you said, before fiddling with your earpiece again. "Gazelle, do you copy me?"
>This time, all you could hear was static
>...Shit
>You were dead in the water...
>No matter
>There was still a mission to do...
"Alright girls, on me. We're searching every room until we find this thing. Sergeant, light please."
>One of your unicorn's takes a step forward
>The tip of her horn glowed, and from it came a little ball of light
>It floated to the center of your group, where it hovered quietly
>Good...
>Now you could bucking SEE again...
"Alrighty. We got a lot of rooms. Let's get to it."

Alright, there you go drunk. That's all I got

Has anyone actually written about Anon dominating Mares in this setting, most of it seems fairly neutral.

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>>28808493
You mean like, full tying them up and whipping their clits?

No, I don't think so.

>>28808493
>>28808534
Brandnewwritefag's SexTape Anon.

>>28808477
but they didnt even find him yet

>>28806407
>I am so confused and conflicted right now

much like sharks, pones become disoriented and confused for a few seconds when ever somebody pets the top of their head and their chin vigerously at the same time.

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>>28808915
>mfw someone uses pone instead of pony

>>28808477
OH YISSS X-COM BABY~

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>>28808930

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>>28808915
>>28808930
>mfw keeping an entire basement full of PoNEET necktufts captive through pettings and chin scratches.

>>28808962
>Anon kidnaps a lonely NEET mares during the night
>Keeps them captive for weeks at a time, doing whatever he likes with them.
>NEETmares are always very confused why they, the ugly (by pone standards), dirty, sweaty one has been chosen by big sexy alien colt for rape.
>They don't have a problem with it, however.

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>>28808981
>later on after they're released they go on to furiously masturbate to the first affectionate male contact they've had in years

>>28807513
>be generic cookie
>you were a rookie
>but did it all for the nookie
>so anon wold take you, cookie
>and stick it up your yeah
>stick it up your yeah
>stick it up your yeah

>>28808534
>>28808493
>pones think anon is a pushover and an easy lay
>he lures them in with this and completely dominates them
>they are too humiliated to admit they were completely at the mercy of a seemingly gentle male

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>>28809726
The littlest mares tend to be most sure of themselves.

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>Anon and waifu have a small, loving family.
>Without warning, their foal is kidnapped.
>Whole town thrown into a tizzy.
>Everyone expects Anon to freak out and beg his waifu to save the foal like a normal male.
>No one expected him to go full murder-boner and grab the nearest sharp object before running off to save his child himself.
>The scene they find isn't pretty.

>>28810004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-1rtYPjjE

>>28810004
>>28810086
>Anon goes full "Joel" from Last of Us in his search for his foal

>>28810169
>Anon goes full Liam Neeson on he ones who took his foal.

>>28810004
And his name was Mike Vining.
https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=102761

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What does this mean?

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>>28810308
It means he's gonna go get the V.

>>28810411
I too draw eyebrows and put eye-liner on my horses.

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Do deers have four nipples?

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>>28810442
Well, aren't you a clever butt.

>>28810004
>Their foal just wandered off
>A nice mare discovered him and was bringing him back home
>Then Anon cut out her eyeballs

>>28810488
> leg spread in front of the camera
> licking her own pussy
That deer would have made a fine porn actress if she was born human.

>>28810696
>if she was born human
Why let that stop you?

>>28810696
KEK! wait....
>licking her own asshole

>>28810728
There's no toilet paper in the wood, my friend.

>>28808477
You can't not stop here!

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>>28808477
>"Clear," Anon murmured, whipping her head around
>For a few seconds more, you scanned the area for immediate dangers, before relaxing ever-so-slightly
I wonder what he meant by that?

when is frosty going to post his next story?
I miss him

>>28810834
Well we gotta hope he recovers from that boating accident, or else we won't get anything.

>>28806563
Sorry.

We won't use it next time.

>>28810696
Sex starved slut deers roaming the forest looking for cock

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>jungle fever

>>28810488
huh you know deer pussy don't look to bad i kinda understand why those hunters will take a wounded deer and fuck em now.

might give it a shot i guess.

>>28811089
Das cute as fug
Did he smash tho?

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>>28811099
Been done before.

>>28811122
wew

not enough amazon anon

>Anon arrives in equestria
>immediately becomes ruler of local diamond dog clan
>his head scritches and mysterious stick game awaken genetic memory of good times
>diamond dogs are already known for being a mostly male society
>now their are rumors of a giant sexy AMAZON
>he raids caravans and conquers lands with primitive weapons (i.e not magic)
>he wears clothes! which is the pony equivalent of being half nude!
>mares think they can TAME such a sexy and exotic creature that respects only strength
>they challenge him to SINGLE COMBAT
>dozens of the best warriors in all of equestria get their asses kicked by height advantage anon
>luna learns of this and decides she can ensure a lasting peace between diamond dogs and ponies by FUCKING HIM INTO SUBMISSION
>just like her animes!

>>28811206
>Anon only speaks broken Equestrian, making him sound Amazonian

>>28811206
>>28811360
I imagine years of raiding caravans and conquering territory would leave him quite weathered and scarred looking.

>>28811206
anon the hung (Attila the Hun)

>>28811385
That's what ponies call him, anyway.

To the dogs he is Anon the bone bearer, the wielder of the sacred fetching stick, the one who brings treats, the mighty pack alpha.

>>28811385
>Anon the Hun.
>A thousand years later, a decent chunk of ponies have human blood in their veins.

>>28811431
Only with ponies it's easier to identify if they're Anon's descendents. Any pony of his blood has distinctly pointed canine teeth.

>>28811441
And a more cunning and predatory intellect.

>>28811441
and is a satyr :^)

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Fug the gym

>>28811539
All of the gym.

>>28811539
no
i dont like it

>Docnon dead
Aww

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>>28811576
snippet is kill for real this time too

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>>28811576
Another sacrifice to the gods.

>>28811727
I was going to post the boat scene from I Spit on your Grave, but all I can find are the shitty sequels.

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>>28811727

>>28806563
'Your' art? who are you

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>>28811937
hey wow where'd you find that

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>>28811973
is been posted in rgre every thread for a while now

>>28811937
If you've got the source, link em.
Because I think I might personally know the artist.

>>28811937
>I will not be a furry.
>Not be a furry.
>Not be a furry.
>But that is thick.

>>28811937
I would cum inside.

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>>28811937
oh dear

>>28811441
They also tend to sit like Lyra

>Lyra is one of Anon's many descendants

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED: http://pastebin.com/zWdCvB6A
>Peering into the large hexagonal hole in the wall, you see a mass of blue-green good, some kind of embryonic fluid.
>The shattered remains of a failed egg-hatching.
>All your little buggies have started to pull in close now, some huddling around Mommy, trying to snuggle and give her adorable little kisses as a few more still latch onto your legs.
>You aren't focused on any of that though.
>You're focused on the very destressed wailing drilling in either of your ears.
>Muffled as it is, you can't even think to roll up your sleeves before dipping both arms into the disgusting puss.
>A heartbeat drums inside your skull, everything speeding up as you reach out for what you assumed might not even be there.
>Thousands little eyes widen as your arms latch around something, pulling it out slowly with the care of something fragile.
>From the puss and filth you withdraw a crying little form.
>It's blue.
>Blue and black, with stubby little arms and a tuft of hair on its little head.
>Some voice in the back of your head wonders if you looked like this when you were born.
>You hold the screaming little bundle of something against your chest as it continues to wail, slouching down against the wall as you wipe puss aside with a sleeve.
>At some point, Odanata had started to cry, but you could barely notice.
>Tiny little fingers, shaking on tiny little hands.
>No teeth, save for two small, prominent canines at the front of her mouth.
>A jagged little horn protruding from her forehead.
>"Shh...shhh sweetie, it's okay." You whisper, gently rocking yourself.
>She's absolutely terrified, and so are you.
>You feel little eyes and hooves all around you, starring in awe, scooting in closer to get a better look.
>That seems to do it though. The little bundle wrapped in your jacket gradually begins to quiet down, and you exhale a breath you didn't know you were holding.
>An odd little smile creeps across your face.

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>>28812414
>"H-hey...hey there..." you say, touching her face with a free hand. "Just, what're you supposed to be?"
>You hadn't noticed your wife calming down.
>"M-mistake..." you catch her murmuring, looking up to see her lying on her side, clutching her head between her front legs.
>You feel a lump in your chest.
"Sweetie? Baby, it's--"
>"IT'S JUST--" she chokes on her own sob, "M-MISTAKE!" She shouts, burying her head further out of sight.
>The little eyes shift from you to her. The only ones who dare to move are those scurrying away from their sobbing queen.
>Emotions tug at your face, as the lump moves from your chest to your throat. "Baby--"
>"JUST GO!" She screams, your children visibly recoiling as the infant in your arms begins to cry anew.
>Once more, the eyes move towards you, watching your reaction.
>You sit there in silence for a moment, stunned.
>"I said GET OUT!" She cries again. "You and your thing are just a BIG MISTAKE!!"
>She strikes the floor, hard, and it cracks.
>There were precisely two times you ever saw her this upset, and that was within the first month of you living with her.
>You know well enough it's time to leave.
>You stand up slowly, watching her try to ignore you as you leave the room.
>The door shuts behind you, but not for long.
>It soon opens, with dozens of little skittering hooves following you down the hallway.
>Everything feels numb, save for what wails in your arms.
>As you approach the main entrance, your turn to see most of the hive waiting behind you.
>They're all watching to see what you do next.
>You give an exasperated sign, and slump down against the wall.
>There's a brief moment of reflection as you think about everything that led to this moment.
>In hindsight, you didn't have much say over any of it.
>"D-daddy?" One of the changelings steps up. "Are you really gonna leave?"
>Shaking your head, you bite your lip. "Maybe."
>Her face drops in horror. "No..." she murmurs, shocked.

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>>28812450
>A wave of emotion seems to wash over the whole of the hive. Exasperated buzzing and chittering echoes through the halls, and you sign.
>"Sweetie, things are gonna be okay..." you try and assure her, tucking little...someone against your chest. "I think I just need to disappear for a--"
>"NONONO NO NO!" She pipes up. There are tears streaming down her face now, accompanied by sniffles and a quivering lower lip.
>Before you can say anything else, she ducks her head, ears folded back as she dashes into your lap. She hides her face as she grips onto your leg as tightly as her little hooves can hold you.
>"D-daddies don't leave!" She pleads into your side, as everyone one of your children comes to huddle around you.
>They're crying, all of them. Some are vocal, others are trying to be stoic, but they all look equally miserable.
>"D-daddies--" she sobs, "d-daddies read stories, a-and gives kisses, and make love sammiches, a-and make the bad feelings go away!~"
>Your think your heart just broke.
>You think you're crying now, but its hard to tell.
>There's some kind of human-bug that's been crying incessantly in your arms, and you've no clue what to do.
>Was it this hard for your parents? What did they do?
>Every bug you've ever raised has been taken care of from the moment they were born.
>And now you can't help but feel more clueless than ever.
>So you cry, along with everyone else, grasping on to every little hoof that tries to touch you.
>Things do, eventually, calm down.
>The tears subside, but the oppressive atmosphere lingers over the cuddle pile that seems to have formed up around you.
>Even the newcomer has quieted down a bit.
>"Daddy?" the one in your lap looks up at you, dried tears on her face. "What's wrong with Mistake?"
>"Wha-- baby..."
>#1113. That's her number.

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>>28812466
>"That's not her name. Mommy was just..." you sigh, and shake your head. "She's had a really bad day. She didn't mean what she said..." you try and reassure her, gently scratching behind her ears.
>Gently, you lower the little mistake down from your chest, 1113 standing on your thigh as she tries to get a better look.
>Tilting her head, she looks up to you. "Why doesn't she talk?"
>You shrug your shoulders. "I dunno sweetie."
>Her head tilts the other way. "Why is she crying so much?"
>Again, you shrug your shoulders and sigh. "I dunno..."
>One of her sibblings perks up. "Is she hungry?" She asks, creeping forward. "S-she can have some of my love."
>That brings a smile to your face. "I think she'd like that." You say, holding Mistake out. "Gotta be gentle though. She's still a hatchling, okay?"
>Nodding, she gently lowers her horn over Mistake, her whole body glowing blue.
>Soon others join in with her, those who can't point directly at you helping by pointing towards one another.
>You felt a sudden tingling sensation, followed by an overwhelming sense of peace.
>Mistake slept soundly that night.

>>28812473
Scene finished! Now the difficult stuff begins.
Comments, criticism, I'd love to hear them.

>>28812478
WHAT THE HELL SNIPPET YOU SAID YOU WERE DED

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>>28812414
This is what she will look like.>>28812483

>>28812483
I got inspired. :<

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>All these bug apologists
Fuck off. My sister died during the wedding attack.
No, a changeling didn't kill her. She drank too much cider and fell onto the train tracks.
Squash the insects!

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>>28812496
my dark machinations come to fruition!
dead writers shall wake and let flow the endless Elysium fields of green.
soon dadnon and docnon will have updates to completion!
Frosty will give me a foal!
LaP will write a manual on how to make a functional portal to rgr-equestria!

and the end times shall begin!

cthulhu fhtagn!

>>28812564
The Propeller is more devious than we ever knew.

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>>28812564
YES
ALL HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE ELDER ONES

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>>28812466
>>"Sweetie, things are gonna be okay..." you try and assure her, tucking little...someone against your chest. "I think I just need to disappear for a--"
>>"NONONO NO NO!" She pipes up. There are tears streaming down her face now, accompanied by sniffles and a quivering lower lip.
help
my heart

someone save me

>>28811973
>>28812003
Artist name is hyhlion

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>>28811937
>Tauren
The only WoW race worth considering are gobbos.
At least this isn't some anime chick with a cow pattern shirt like usual.

>>28812450
>That moo-cow onesie
Adorable. Thanks for coming back to post this, Snippet. I missed you.

>>28812466
>>"D-daddies don't leave!" She pleads into your side, as everyone one of your children comes to huddle around you.
Oh fuck my heart.

>>28812466
>"D-daddies don't leave!" She pleads into your side, as everyone one of your children comes to huddle around you.
Yes they do, little ling... Yes they do.

>>28812903
Only if they're black

>>28810308
Mr hands was a guy who liked to get fucked by horse Dick. Up until one ruptured his intestines and he died

>>28812485
>that pic
>"Hello, yes, I am terrifying."

>>28812621
>Anon time-hops across Equestria uncontrollably
>Inspires cults and religions (but mostly cults)
>"The ancient one! The tall and powerful! With his split hooves and stern voice, he will bring cleansing fire!"
>His image, though altered over hundreds of years, is a staple of the equivalent of the Cthulhu cult
>A sleeper agent in Ponyville (coughsweetiedropscough) is the first to find Anon when he finally comes to a time-halt just outside of town

>>28812728
>At least this isn't some anime chick with a cow pattern shirt like usual.
I know, right?

>>28812478
I'm too afraid that if I were that Anon that I would accidentally step on one of my tiny, kitten-sized children and she'd pop like a water balloon.

>>28812940
or pegasususus.

>>28813042
The fear of every father and pet owner in real life.

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>Due to his gruff manners, Celestia sends Anon to a colt's finishing school
>It doesn't end well

>>28813061
>he somehow influenced all the colts, including the teachers to be marely

I'm reading through the Blue Hive story and Anon should absolutely use how he ATE one of his kills as a taunt.

>"She murdered my children. She was a PIG! How appropriate that she tasted like pork."

You people always write stories about Anon defying gender roles and being a man, but that's bullshit.
I'd love to have Victorian gender roles. I'd love to not have to work. I'd love spending my time cooking and doing whatever I want. If clothes are lewd, I'd go naked without a fuss. I could fuck my waifu in public and nopony would be able to say anything because I'm male.
What are the downsides? Not allowed to have a job? Not allowed to vote? Who gives a shit about that when you can live the good life?

>>28813023
Nigga come on those bug things are totally fuckable you need to drop that shit when mankind get's to space we will be known as the sluts of the universe and i'll be damned if some assholes like you stop that from happening.

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>>28813095
YEEEEEEESSSS!

>Luna and Celestia take a personal visit to Blue Hive along with a small gathering of troops (mostly for show)
>Celestia wants to confirm just what the fuck is going on before she acts
>Luna, still living 1000 years ago, marches up and smacks Anon before Celestia can even say "Thank you for meeting us, King Anonymous"
>Troops are in shock at Luna's willingness to beat a colt senseless
>They, as a whole, pointedly refuse to follow Luna's orders

>>28813245
>Mares treat Anon like a glorified servant and dress their colt up in drag
>One mare bucks Anon in the gut and gets their group killed for it
50% chance of working out in Anon's favour given how they treat their stallions. Either they see Anon as a fragile treasure that you should never EVER hit, or something disposable that is mostly treated as a 2nd class citizen.

>>28812478
Bug wife's extreme anger seems very out of the blue.
Otherwise kinda impressive.

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Guys, guys. I just had the greatest idea about RGRE. You could even apply this to RGRE-eg.

RGRE males don't get morning wood. The females on the other hand, have something similar. It's extremely common for a mare or EG human female to wake up sticky between the legs, ready and wanting to fuck.

Too bad the males don't experience this. Whoever Anon ends up with is in for a surprising, but also fucking amazing, morning.

Imagine this coming up in the Dazzlings story, where they took Anon as their mate.

>>28813297
am I the only one that things morning wood is overrated? The will is there but the payoff is always decididly mediocre.

>>28813297
>RGRE males don't get morning wood. The females on the other hand, have something similar. It's extremely common for a mare or EG human female to wake up sticky between the legs, ready and wanting to fuck.
YES

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>>28813297

>>28813280
To be fair, she just went through essentially human labor, despite being used to the pretty painless bug egg laying process.
Imagine if one day, you are having sex with your waifu, and she punches your balls and insists this was a normal part of sex for her people.

>>28813280
>out of the blue.
Was that a pun?

>>28813297
> Be Big Mac
> You have always had a passingly good relationship with Applejack's friends
> They're pretty polite and helpful, and they keep the stares to a minimum
> Mares will be mares
> However, you are beginning to form a dislike for Ms. Fluttershy
> Apple bloom has been reading Fluttrshy's lewd comics from some moon-worshiping land and it's affecting the filly
> She stays up late reading, and you have to wake her up every morning now
> Quite frankly, you have seen too much morning flood
> Applejack at least had the sense to wake up on her own and clean up after herself
> Applebloom just blushes and murmurs
> "Oniichan"
> Whatever that means
> You would have thrown those moon books away, if they didn't belong to someone outside the family
> You tried to talk to Applejack about it, even using some of your fancy mathematics
> "Now Big Mac, Applebloom is just a growing filly, finding out the sorts of things she likes. Ah'm sure she'll even out eventually."
> It's tough, being the only stallion in the household
> Pa did his best to get you ready and eligible to be a good househusband, but some days...
> Well, you hope Applejack snags a good stallion so you won't be so outnumbered anymore

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>>28813378
>In comes Anon for that THICK Apple pie, and makes things worse. Bloom gets vapor locked to Anon.

>>28813378
>morning flood
kek

>>28813378
i would have gone with 'morning dew'

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Twilight's spent her whole life performing dangerous magical experiments with only the most basic of safety precautions.
She's almost certainly infertile.

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>>28813513
How about each of the three main pony races have a different name for it?

>Unicorns: Morning Dew
They call it this because it sounds elegant and fancy.

>Earth: Morning Flood
They call it this because they not only produce more so it tends to form a puddle on their beds, Earth pony culture is a lot more accepting about it so it gets that kind of name.

>Pegasi: Morning Rain
They call it this because it drips through their cloud homes like rain.

>Alicorn: Morning Shower
Celestia and Luna jokingly call theirs this because it has the intensity of an earth pony's combined with a unicorns.

Twilight still calls hers morning dew, because she doesn't know what Celestia or Luna call it. Cadence calls it morning rain as she used to be a pegasus.

>>28813539
You haven't been reading enough science fiction.

That obviously means she is the one who is most likely to have super magical babies with the Alien.

>>28813553
>This entire post with analysis and thought into what fictional female ponies would call a mare version of morning wood
How did any of us reach this stage. We need to stop going deeper.

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>>28813973
>Stop going deeper.

WE'RE NOT DEEP ENOUGH, LAD.

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>>28814110
BALLS DEEP LADS, HERE WE GO!

>>28814157
>Applejack
>High heels
I don't think she even knows how to walk in those things.

>>28814157
Why does Celestia look like she has jaundice?

>>28814225
Liver problems.

>>28814225
This is what happens when you substitute 3 meals a day with cake (and vomiting)

>>28814157
Why yes I like horny bunnies.

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>>28813553

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>>28813263
>Drag by our standards, Victorian era out of date by theirs.
>"With our new model army, we had to, re-think how colts in the army would work." Luna said during her PON talk.
>Needless applause.
>"Naturally, it was abhorrent to even CONSIDER putting colts in the guard, but it would have been disrespectful to their mares. Many of these colts were obviously ugly under that armor, and their mares were simply leaving them with the crown while they sought insemination by more attractive herdmates."
>Boos from the audience, rehearsed. "We know, we know! Absolutely cruel, and bad for the guard too! So, we and our fellow designers came up with an ingenious solution."
>Luna adjusts her turtleneck and glasses, pointing towards the diogram on the stage.
>"We asked ourselves, why CANT we have sammiches waiting for us when we come back from soundly defeating our enemies? Why should we have to wash our own dishes in the mess when we have been given--" More unnecessary applause, Luna pauses graciously just as rehearsed. "--Given such proficient dish washing things?"
>"Well, we came up with a solution. Young Sparkle, would you kindly bring out the prototype?"
>Teilight comes out on stage, followed by a very sad, disappointed looking stallion in an elegant bonnet and frilly outfit.
>Everyone explodes with rehearsed applause. "With such an advance in uniform technology and proper division of labor, we mares of the guard can now expect to fight far, far more efficiently without having to worry about someone scuffing a hoof -" Laugh track. "--the guard can be a place where we correct inappropriate stallions, like young Sound Squire here…"
>A single tear rolls down his face.
>"…and -won't this be nice?- every mare in the guard can happily await a sensual wing rub after a long day of service!"
>Rauchous applauds and cheers from the audience, Squire tries not to cry on stage. "We marched to stop that…"
>"Fine mares of Equestria, we present the next generation of military."

>>28814361
>Twilight is a part of this
Well, she won't stand up for her own flesh-and-blood, so I'm not surprised she's bending backwards to lick Luna's bloated asshole. What are you doing to my little purple waifu, Snippet?

>>28814361
YES, LEAVE THE NERD ALONE!
We are talking about Moondancer here, right?

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>>28814392
What are you commenting about?

>>28814378
Twilight has conveniently learned the "don't be afraid to stand up to superiors" friendship lesson in between this and the final battle.

Also she makes for a really convenient antagonist:
>From Canterlot, she's a noble!
>Sheltered, can have backwards opinions. Arrogance means she's it's hard to tell her she's wrong.
>Meek, at least at first. Can be pushed into things.

>>28814405
Fair enough, Snippet. Don't let me tell you how to write your characters. Thank you for the peace of mind, though.

>>28814405
>means she's it's hard to
What?

>>28814438
Phone grammar.

>>28814451
Ah, fair enough.

>>28813245

>Bugwife takes that as a declaration of war and orders an attack.
>Everyone blames Luna for this because she smacked Anon
>"How were We supposed to know it is considered inappropriate in modern times to smack an enemy's stallion?!"

>>28814503
>After some in-depth historical research, Twilight finds that none of the things Luna does were ever considered acceptable.
>Luna is, and always has been, a huge autist

>>28814405
Imma write a thing before work!

>Snoozing under your book you adjust yourself for a more comfortable positon.
>Only for a light purple glow to appear on your blindfold waking you.
>"Anon, I really wish you'd show more respect to my books. Though to be honest I am surprised you even want to read..." Twilight grumbles to herself as she starts to replace her books once more.
>Taking a deep breath you stretch with a few pops of your back as you yawn.
"Oh relax, I got sleepy and decided to take a nap. What's the problem with that?"
>Twilight simply pouts at you, "It's a problem when you huge frame covers most of my library, I can barely get past you to get to my books!"
>You hold a hand to your chest in mock outrage.
"Twilight! Are you calling me fat?!"
>"What!? No! Of course not, I'm sure there are mares out there that love a colt like you with some meat on their bones."
>After realizing what she said Twilight simply covers her eyes with her hoof, "Oh Celestia kill me now..."
>You make a big show sniffing back tears before bursting into laughter.
"Ah, Twilight you're so easy to get rilled up, you need to relax a bit you know?"
>Twilight peeks behind her cover before seeing your laughing form and pouting, "That wasn't that funny you know, there have been a few stallions who use that to get all kinds of favors from mares!"
"Name one."
>"There's Time Turner, Caramel, I know Big Mac used it once to make a deal for some apples to sell, and those are just the ones off the top of my head."
>You hold up a finger to rebutt her, but find that you really can't.
>Shit she has a point.
>Can't let her have the upper hand in the arguement!
"That might be true, but to assume that everyone is like that would be a bit bigoted wouldn't you say?"
>"W-well of course, but-Hey! You're just trying to move the topic, I'm right aren't I?"
>Seeing that smug pride you simply roll your eyes.
"Yes Purple, you were right, stallions are manipulative at times."

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>>28813553
>>Unicorns: Morning Dew
>They call it this because it sounds elegant and fancy.
It shimmers like dew in the sunlight.

>>28814503
>"We thought a firm slap on a high-ranking stallion's flank was a compliment to his mare! What backwards nightmarish hell dost we live in when We cannot fondle and strike stallion's private parts at will? Sister, why didst thou bringeth Us back from the moon?"

>>28814514
>Luna is what society 1000 years ago considers a sperg
>"Why art colts so confusing?!"

>>28814525
>All-unicorn cuddle puddle
I want to rub my face all over them.

>>28814534
>>28814514

>Luna is legitimately autistic
>High-functioning, but has a lot of trouble understanding social dynamics
>Nightmare Moon was just one of her retard rages

>>28814543
If you're tired of having eyes, go right ahead.

>>28814546
Aww. I wanna hug her now. I knew autists in real life and that shit's no fun for them.

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>>28814575
>Mercy on autists
>Ever

>>28814546
>Anon works at the castle as head butler
>Medical knowledge of the mental variety is lacking in Equestria; most ponies agree that Luna is "touched in the head"
>Anon figures out what's actually wrong
>Helps her figure out social dynamics

This could make for some really sweet and comfy green.

>>28814589

The problem is I doubt the majority of the writefags here would be capable of writing a legitimately autistic character with accuracy.

>>28814565
Who the fuck needs eyes anyway? I don't need them to cuddle.

>>28814605
So self-inserts aren't allowed?

>>28814565
I too show my affection by ramming my eyes into my lover's forehead

>>28814605
I just wanted some sweet Luna x Anon green.

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>>28814589

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>>28813245
>turns out celestia didn't banish luna for the nightmare moon thing (she was just LARPing)
>but really for her horribly chauvinistic ways, she just used Lunas hobby as an excuse
>luna comes back after a thousand years believing she is her NM character
>and never learned her lesson about how to treat Colts as friends and equals

>>28814503
>>28813245
This is retarded. When has it even been appropriate to smack the wife of a foreign leader because of some slight and expect not a single consequence out of it?

>>28815314
Turkey, India and Saudi Arabia are countries where burping after eating is considered a compliment.

Smacking the colt ass after observing it is one and the same, it tells everyone that it is a fine ass.

>>28815213
>Luna was pretending and being in-character this entire time
>In reality, she's as sweet and motherly as Celestia
>It takes Celestia years to remember the safeword to make Luna believe that they aren't pretending any more

>>28815314
>Literally any middle-eastern country

>>28815490
>appropriate to hit ANOTHER leader's wife
I don't think so, Tim.

>>28815509
True. I almost got it.

>>28815509

I choose to interpret it as Luna thinking that she could do whatever she wanted to potential enemies.

>>28813310
takes a long time to cum, almost not worth the effort, but imagine a woman who woke up before you and wants it now. you could sate their thirst and it would probably be fun.

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Hey, I got more Dazzlings

>>28815637
pour it all over me LAP

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>>28815643
>dazzled

>>28815637

YAY.

>>28815637
>"Bullshit."
>"You fucking liar."
>"There's no way, Aria."
>"Yeah, you're just talking out of your ass."
>Sighing, you just sat back and let the disbelief and salt wash over you
>You were sitting in your study hall
>Mr. Toity was fast asleep at his desk, his head buried in his arms
>As always, you were sitting in the back of the room
>You legs were kicked up on the desk in front of you and your books were nowhere to be see
>Because FUCK books
>You had a group of girls sitting around you
>Not many of them looked too happy with you
>Many were sporting furrowed brows and frowns
>A couple were crossing their arms
>The one or two guys that were seated away from you as far as possible were giving you a death glare
>And you ate it up
>You ate it up like you'd eat raw salmon from the deep blue fucking sea
"Hey, I don't know what to tell you all," you said with a shrug, grinning evilly
>"You can tell us that you're a fucking liar," Bonbon said, giving you a hard look. "Because that's what you are."
>You almost took a deep whiff of the air
>The salt...
>It was everywhere
"I am not lying," you said, grin widening. "I'm telling you, I barely have to ask and Anon's going for it."
>You leaned back a bit more, adjusting your legs to look even more like a cunt
>"And I'm saying that you're a liar," Daisy all but spat. "No guy wants to go down on a girl like that."
>"Yeah!" Berry Punch growled. "They don't just want to DO it. You gotta bribe them with jewelry or blackmail them or some shit."

>>28815637
LAY IT ON ME BBY

>>28815637
the dazzle must flow

>>28815678
>"You're just talking shit, Aria," Rainbow Dash --who looked the saltiest of all-- said. "I bet your "boy toy" hasn't even seen that gross cunt of yours."
"Hey, you don't seem to mind my "gross cunt" when we all shower after gym class, Rainbow," you retorted
>That shut the rainbow-haired heroine up, pink coming to her blue cheeks as her mouth shut
>Your grin widened as you looked at all of the pissy, angry women standing around you
>It was times like these you wished you still had your gem
>By now, you would have sucked up enough negativity to show ol' Starswirl a thing or two about banishing his betters
"Yep, all I have to do is spread my legs and he comes running," you said, deciding to see how far you could take this before a fight broke out. "Nearly rips my pants off every time, too."
>You could hear Bonbon grinding her teeth together
>Leaning over, you lightly punched her shoulder
"Hey, hey, hey, there's no need to be JEALOUS, girls. I'm sure you'll find some guy that wants to go down on those beefy, hairy boxes of yours."
>You sneered
"Maybe. If you find some fat, ugly guy that's half-retarded and a bit blind."
>That does it
>The past ten minutes of you shit-talking came to a head
>A couple of girls stood up, fists clenched
>You continued to sit there, relaxed and grinning
>You know that Adagio told you to ease up on the fighting, but you were sure that she would--
>"Why don't you just ask Anon?"
>Each one of you stopped and looked to the left
>Moondancer was sitting near the boys with her nose buried in a book
>The filthy nerd
>"If you don't believe her, then why don't you go and ask Anon?" the spectacle-wearing girl said, not looking up at any of you. "If he says that she's lying you know that she's lying, if he says that she's telling the truth she's telling the truth."

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>>28815706
>She licked her thumb before turning a page
>"That way you all don't need to start a fight in here."
>Her nose scrunched up
>"Again."
>You all looked at her for a few seconds before the other girls began to dismiss her advice
>"There's no WAY that he'd answer us!"
>"Yeah, what guy in his right mind would say anything about that?"
>"Anon might be a weirdo, but he's not enough of a weirdo to admit that he's a slut!"
>Your smile turned into a small frown as you hummed thoughtfully
>Today, Adagio and Sonata weren't anywhere near the high school
>Sonata had to go down to the city to talk to some investors about... something and your GLORIOUS alpha was doing something or another down at the South Side
>She had said something about getting your pack male some clothes or something like that
>You really hadn't been listening
>...
>And speaking of your pack male, you knew that this was Anon's lunch period
>Since the other girls weren't here today, he'd probably be sitting by himself at one of the smaller tables
>...
>Which meant that you MIGHT be able to get away with this...
>Your smile returns to your face bigger and brighter than even
"You want to hear it from my boyfriend? Fine," you said, twisting in your chair and sitting up properly
>You then stood and dusted yourself off, cracking your neck as you looked at the other girls
>Mr. Toity was still asleep
>You doubt that he'd even notice if all of you up and left
>And no one --even those shitty tattle-tale guys still glaring at you-- would say a damn thing because they knew what you'd do to them if they did

>>28815706
>I'm sure you'll find some guy that wants to go down on those beefy, hairy boxes of yours.
I... I kinda do...

>>28815723
>For a second or two, you thought about the ramifications of this
>Were you really going to put Anon through this just so you could piss of these bunch of weaklings?
>Were you going to strut around like some peacock, flapping your feathers?
>Would you really stoop so low that you'd do something like that?
>...
>Puff...
>You very nearly chuckled, a grin once again coming to your face
"Let's go and see what my boy toy's doing.”


~-~-~-~-


>To your surprise, half of the people in the study hall followed you out the door and into the hall
>A group this size made it a bit difficult to slip around any teachers or hall monitors walking the halls, but you were a professional class-skipper
>It took some level-hoping, hiding behind lockers, and you may or may not have had to give Sweet Cheeks a swirlie to keep her from telling on you, but eventually you all found your way to the cafeteria
>Slipping past the few teachers tasked with watching over the eating students, you all slowly made your way over to Anon
>Like you thought, he was sitting by himself in the corner of the room
>He had a small, tin lunch box sitting right beside him
>Sitting in front of him was an extra-large Capri Sun
>In his hands was a triple-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich that he had made the night before, already half-eaten
>...
>Oh shit...
>In an instant, you could feel a pang of panic welling up in your gut seeing your pack mate sitting unprotected like this
>The other girls weren't there to protect him if someone wanted to steal him away from you
>Usually, if the other girls weren't going to come to school, you'd skip your study hall and sit with him
>But you had been so busy stirring up shit to even--

>>28815723
>>Sonata had to go down to the city to talk to some investors about... something
>Dazzlings put money in a modern bank that existed 200~ years ago just like BttF 3
>The account has been collecting interest ever since

>>28815736
>"There he is!"
>You jumped when you felt Bonbon nudging your side
>"Come on," she said, her eyes narrowed in steely determination. "Let's go and get this over with so he can tell us that you're full of shit."
>Your chest puffed out at the obvious challenge
"Fine," you growled, your worry forgotten for the moment. "Let's go ask him so I can show you the fuck up!"
>Still watching out for any patrolling teachers, your little group jumped from table to table, slowly but surely making your way toward Anon
>You could see him opening a packet of those little bite-sized chocolate chip cookie things that he liked so much
>There was a smile on his face as he pulled one out and popped it into his mouth
>You could almost hear him humming over the chatter and laughter of the cafeteria
>He always hummed the dumbest little tune when he ate those things...
>You couldn't stand it...
>When you finally get close enough, all of you look around one last time before making a beeline toward him
"Anon!" you whisper-shouted. "Anon!"
>Anon, whose cheeks were shrunken as he slipped on his juice bag, looked up
>He smiled around his dumb little plastic straw, his eyes lighting up when he saw you
>There was that twinge of panic again, but this time it was arm-in-arm with regret
>"Hey there, grump," he said, putting his juice down as you sat down next to him. "I didn't think that you were coming today."
>You opened your mouth to say something, but couldn't find your voice
>You tried again, then one more time, before the words came back
"Yeah... Sorry about that babe," you said, trying to keep up the tough-front. "I was a bit... busy."
>Looking over at the other girls--some of whom were sitting at the table, while others were just standing--you gave them what might have been regarded as a grin before grabbing your pack mate's hand
>It was warm and had a kind of roughness to it that you really liked

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>>28815757
>It was also a heck of a lot bigger than yours, so the second that Anon's fingers folded over your hand was engulfed in his
>Your smile became a whole lot more genuine as your heart skipped a beat
>"Don't worry about it, it's just lunch. You guys don't need to watch over me every single little second," your packmate assured, giving you a small smile as he popped another little cookie into his mouth. "It's not like any girl's going to--"
>"Anon, we need to ask you something."
>Roseluck put a hand on your mate's shoulder
>You had to stop yourself from cocking back an arm and clocking her
>Anon jumped slightly at the contact, looking down at the hand before looking up at the girl
>"Oh, hey Rosie," he said, before looking around the table and at all of the girls standing around you
>He raised an eyebrow
>"...I didn't see ALL of you there?"
>He looked over at you, but you found that you couldn't look him in the eye
>Why... you didn't know...
>"What can I help you ladies with?"
>Bonbon, who was sitting on the other side of him, scooched a bit closer
>"We were all talking in study hall and your girlfriend was telling tales," she said, Bonbon-ing in your general direction. "We tried to call her out on it but she wouldn’t stop bullshitting us."
>"Yeah!" Ms. Rainbow "Carpet Muncher" Dash said. "So we all decided to some here to ask YOU, so that she'd shut the fuck up about it!"
>"Yeah!" the other girls chorused, stomping their feet
>Once again, Anon looked over at you
>Yet again, you couldn't meet his gaze
>...
>Now that you were sitting here, you have a feeling that this wasn't such a good idea after all...
>"...Oh really?" he said, giving your hand a squeeze. "And what was grump boasting about?"
>Bonbon opened her mouth
>She then closed it
>Rainbow opened her mouth
>She then closed it too
>You picked your head up to look at all of the now-uncomfortable girls

>>28815779
>Shit talking might have been okay when it was just the girls and some ugly guys that NO ONE gave a shit about, but unlike you--an ageless, hyper-powerful creature of magic that acknowledged only power and strength-- they all were taught manners
>They had to treat a man a certain way
>They had to--
>"Aria here said that you enjoyed eating her out," Derpy chirped, smiling as all of your eyes went huge. "So we all wanted to come here and ask you if she was lying!"
>...
>You were going to stuff her onto a locker
>Today, if it was the last thing that you did, you were going to drag that wall-eyed idiot to a locker, rip the thing open, and stuff her inside
>To make matters worse, Derpy hadn't exactly been quiet
>You now had a table full of students three rows up from you turning around to look at you
>Another, smaller table of kids were also eyeing you from your left
>You, the mighty, powerful siren, shrunk under their gaze
>The other girls did the same, nervously looking around as the ramifications of what they were doing hit them
>If Adagio heard about you boasting and flaunting your mate out in front of all of these potential rivals like this she'd bust your ass
>And, since fifty fucking kids were looking at you like you had just punched the principal, she probably would
>...
>Goddammit...
>You should have just come to lunch to sit with Anon like you were SUPPOSED to
>...
>Why didn't you remember to do that...?
>Anon, for his part, barely raised an eyebrow as he picked up his sandwich and took a big bite out of it
>"You wanted to know if I liked eating grump here out?" he asked through his mouthful of peanut butter and bread. "How the hell did that come up in conservation?"
>Derpy, playing with her skirt, smiled and leaned toward your mate
>"Well, we were talking about who had the biggest cocks in the eleventh--ump!"
>Both Bonbon and Roseluck, looking horrified, leapt over and clamped their hands over the girl's mouth

>>28815804
>"Haha, you're real FUNNY, Derpy," Bonbon growled, pulling the girl against her ample chest so that she was more strangling her then covering her mouth. "JOKING like that."
>"Yeah, GOOD one," Roseluck added as Derpy flailed, looking over to your mate and smiling. "But seriously, Anon, we were only going to ask you if..."
>She trailed off, brow furrowing
>The other girls looked at each other, trying to find an out that wouldn't make them look like a bunch of creeps
>Oddly enough, it was Rainbow who answered first
>"Cupcakes! The speedster shouted, snapping her fingers. "Aria here said that she makes the best cupcakes in the world, and we all wanted to come and ask you to see if she was full of shit or not."
>She looked around, her smile wide and as fake as could be
>"Isn't that right girls?"
>Almost immediately, the other girls nodded
>"Yep, cupcakes."
>"What she said."
>"I prefer muffins."
>"Shut. The. FUCK. UP. Derpy."
>Your mate might have been many things, but he was far some stupid
>He looked around at all of you, clearly not believing a word that was just said
>"Cupcakes?" he questioned, picking up his juice bag. "Aria's never made a cupcake in her life."
>Rainbow nervously laughed
>"S-See? I told you girls that--"
>"But if you're wondering about the whole eating-out thing, yeah, I like to give grump here the ol' lickeroo when I can."
>You could have heard a pin drop in that part of the cafeteria
>Scratch that, you could have heard a FLY fart
>The other girl's' eyes widened, and more than a few of their jaws dropped
>Your heart stopped for a few moments as you felt yourself having half a dozen consecutive heart attacks
>Of course Anon wouldn't hesitate talking about your sexual misadventures
>It was fucking ANON!
>He'd do it with a SMILE!
>...
>You were going to be so fucking dead when your alpha heard about this...

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>>28815822
>"W-What?" Bonbon muttered, her hands dropping away from Derpy's mouth to hang limply at her sides
>Using his tongue to wrangle that little straw back into his mouth, Anon took a long, drawn out sip
>To the untrained eye, he looked perfectly innocent sitting there
>But you knew better
>You could see that twinkle in his eye
>The bastard knew what he was doing
>Oh he fucking KNEW...
>You tried to pull your hand away from his, but your mate's grip was strong
>"Yep, I'm a man that likes to kiss both sets of lips," he said, putting down his juice and picking up a napkin. "I'll eat out grump, lil blue, and the poof with a smile on my face."
>He began to dab his face, looking you in the eye as he did it
>The dick...
>For nearly a minute straight, none of the girls said a thing
>They simply stood or sat there, trying to process what Anon had just said
>All except Derpy, who was humming a little tune to herself
>...
>Fucking Derpy...
>Finally, Roseluck spoke up, though her voice was so low that it was almost at a whisper
>"...But why?"
>Anon's nose scrunched up
>"For Christ's sake, it's just sex, Rosey. It's not like you're asking me about a murder or something."
>The girls once again looked around, loudly sweating
>Rainbow raced over to an empty table
>Grabbing a chair, she raced back over and seated herself next to your mate
>As she did this, the other girls huddled up closer around all of you
>"Hang on, hang on, so you LIKE to eat out girls?" she asked, awe very audible in her voice

>>28813331
Aight, fair point.
Wait... I'm on /mlp/. How did someone make a calm, reasonable argument? The world is ending!!

>>28815848
>Anon gave your hand a squeeze
>Though you could feel the cold, sharp iron of the Reaper's scythe on the back of your neck, you squeezed him back
>"I like to eat out my girls, yes."
>Though the girls stiffened at his casualness, they leaned forward all the same
>"Why?" Rainbow asked, intertwining her fingers as she leaned forward. "Do you just like it, or do they do something special so that it isn't so bad?"
>You could tell that the other girls had questions on their lips
>A LOT of questions
>Anon, obviously trying not to smile as he dug your grave deeper and deeper, shrugged
>"There's a lot of reasons why I like it I guess," he said. "I like to feel their legs against my head, squeezing it. I like feeling them buck their hips against my face and running their fingers through my hair."
>"What about the taste?" Minuette whispered
>"A lot of the time, as long as they aren't eating anything TOO shitty, their cum doesn't taste like anything," your mate answered. "Sometimes it's a little sweet though. Poof usually tastes the best, Sonata the worst, and grump here is in the middle, if I had to rank ‘em."
>The girls' nodded their heads dumbly
>"And do you do it all the time like Aria says?" one of them--whose name that you couldn't remember for the LIFE of you--asked
>Anon's lips twitched as he looked over at you
>You just frowned at him, steeling yourself
>"Not ALL the time. I'm not some sex slave or anything like that," he said, not looking away from you. "But if they ask I usually won't say no. Hell, every once in awhile I'll give one of the girls a nice good morning present when I'm in the mood."
>Rainbow nodded slowly
>"Oh..." she said, sounding as small. "Anon?"
>"Hmm?"
>"Do you got any advice to get a guy to... you know, since you're being so chatty about it and all...?"
>Popping another cookie into his mouth, Anon leaned back against his chair, thoughtfully humming

>>28815888
>The girls leaned forward even more, so close that you could feel someone breathing down your neck
>Though that might just be Death
>Or Adagio
>At this point you might prefer the first option
>"...Well, there's all of no-brainer stuff: wash yourself, don't eat shitty food, shave down there if your guy doesn't want to dive into a jungle," your mate said after a moment. "But there's other things too.They shouldn't be doing it because they think that they owe you, and you shouldn't blow them because you want something. It shouldn't be a give or take. You should do it because you want that person to feel good. You want to have the person feel so comfortable around you that they'd let you do something so intimate and... close with them."
>Anon looked over at you once again
>This time, he was smiling
>You did not like that smile even a little bit
>Oh here we go...
>"They should want to do it, and you should want to do it, because you have some real affection for that person."
>With the hand that was holding yours, he gestured toward you
>"Take grump here for example. Sure, she's a bit of a pain in the ass at times, and there's days that I'd like to push her off a roof, and she can get a little... grabby, and the temper..."
>Anon's smile widened as he brought your hand to his lips and gave the back of it a sweet kiss
>"Grump here, like my other girls, like me, like all of you, have faults and quirks and little mannerisms that make them who they are, but all the same, I love all three of them from the bottom of my heart."
>...
>Wat?
>For a moment, you forget to breath as your mate stared back at you with those shining green eyes of his
>You could feel your face becoming flush all the way down to your neck
>...
>T-That jerk!
>Why w-would he f-fucking say something like t-that?!

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>>28815915
>Anon, it seemed, wasn't done yet
>"It's not just because I enjoy feeling their legs squeeze my head or because I like the way that they taste. I also like the stuff afterward."
>That smile turned mischievous
>"Whenever we have a little fun, grump here is as affectionate as can be. We'll just lie together, her head against my chest so she can hear my heartbeat--"
"I-I don't do that!" you quickly shouted, reddening
>"She also really likes to play footsies with me and hold one of my hands against her chest. And speaking of the handholding--"
>You tried to jerk Anon toward you, so that you could SHUT the dummy UP
>Your strength, it seemed, was a little lax today
>Usually you'd be able to pick him up with a single hand, but now you could barely nudge him
"S-Shut up..."
>"--Grump here loves to hold hands. Adagio and Sonata might like to sit in my lap, but whenever grump sees me she HAS to hold my hand."
>You tugged on his hand harder
"I. DO. NOT!"
>"She always likes to do this thing where she rubs her thumb against the back of my hand."
>"SHUT. IT!"
>"If you haven't see it, just watch us when we're walking through the halls. I swear to god that it's the cutest thing that you'll ever--"
>With a battlecry, you leapt from your chair and into Anon's leap
>Wrapping your arms around his head, you cocked your head back and gave him a headbutt that would have knocked an Ursa Major flat on its ass
>...Except you didn't
>Your forehead gently bumped against your mate's as you glared at him
>Anon just continued to stare back at you as your grip on his neck tightened so that you enveloped him
>...
>T-There...

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>>28815936
>That'd teach ‘em...
>Dagy s-shouldn't be letting him run his mouth l-like this anyway...
>"You girls might never find a guy that'll go down on you all day, everyday, and that's fine. You should respect your partner's wants. But if you really care about that person, and they really care about you--"
>You released the breath that you didn't know that you were holding as Anon wrapped his arms around your middle
>"--Then something like them not going down on you enough shouldn't even be an issue. Right, grump?"
>You, as red as a tomato, looked at the crowd around you--which looked a LOT bigger at the moment, by the way
>You were expecting ridicule
>For them to start poking fun
>But you didn't hear any of that
>The entire cafeteria was silent
>Every girl around you was staring at the two of you with wide, pain-filled eyes
>You could see the want on their face
>The desire to have what you have
>The desire to be...
>...
>Loved like you were
>In that deadly quiet room that stank of processed "meats" and other foul, unnatural things, you heard a sniffle
>And, if you didn't know any better, you'd say that the sniffle came from somewhere very close to you
>Very close
>You pressed yourself closer to your mate
"Y-You're the worst," you whispered. "I s-should get up and s-smack the shit out of you u-up and down this c-cafeteria for s-saying this s-shit..."

>>28815936
>>With a battlecry, you leapt from your chair and into Anon's leap
into Anon's lap

>>28814589
Only tangentially related but you made me think:
> Anon as the rgre version of the manic pixie girl trope
He's the free sprited, whimsical, loving stallion that the socially inept, closed in mare needed to break her she'll and come alive. Could work really well with a Luna who hasn't fully recovered from her return yet. or possibly Trixie or moonie. Or even AJ I suppose. Maybe anon is normal male (not some sperg) but because he still sees poneS as animals to an extent he is fairly quick to be cutesy and physical with them (petting and cuddling). Since pone are used to other sentient species they don't consider that, and just think he's super free love and outgoing.

>>28815956
My heart

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>>28815956
>Anon kissed the tip of your nose
>"Oh really?"
"Yeah. Adagio hasn't been k-keeping you in line, and s-someone needs to do it, you d-dick."
>Anon kissed your nose
>You, furious, leaned back and darted for his neck
>Opening your mouth, you made to bite down on it with so much force that he'd be yelping and begging you to stop
>But your jaw, for some reason, could only apply enough pressure for a nibble
>A gentle nibble
>Anon's grip on your tightened
>"A lot of fellas never get the chance to meet their queens," he said aloud. "I was lucky enough to meet three of them."
>You tried to bite his neck again, fumbling it so badly that it became a kiss
"I h-hate you so f-fucking much," you mumbled, blinking away the tears that someone was putting in your eyes
>You were g-going to have to find them a-and kick their a-ass
>H-Hard
>Anon hummed, rubbing his cheek against yours
>"I love you, Aria Blaze," he whispered. "You might be a pain in my ass, and you might be a grump most of the time, but I love you. Don't you forget that."
>You didn't say anything
>Nothing needed to be said
>You just closed your eyes, ignoring the tears making their way down your cheeks, and nuzzled closer to him
>When you finally found your voice, it was only filled with curses of hate and loathing
"I-I love you too. J-Jerk."

>>28815985
Alright, I'm done

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>>28815988
That was really cute and sweet.

>>28815988
LaP is a great example of how Americans should get along. instead of me bitching about his eqg story (since he could be writing bug instead) I accept that it's ok if people like diff things and not everything is produced just for me.

>>28816008
zero fucks given which lap story comes out, so long as he does not burn out for the ones i like (nearly all of them) let him have whatever fun he wants to have.

>>28815988
How are you able to write lewds one minute and then feels the next?

>page 8

>>28814361
this is shit

>>28816046
Blood from the heart flows to the boner and back to the heart.

>>28816777
That's... actually not bad anon.
Good use of trips.

>>28816777
Trips speak the greatest truth.

>>28806422
Mostazathy?

Source?

>>28816836
mostazathy is kill

>RGREqG
>Getting one's face cummed on means "look how fucking good I am at giving head"
>It isn't uncommon for a girl to show up to class with a strand of cum "accidentally" left on their chin or their cheek after an an intimate encounter with a boy

>Ponies help Anon deal with the sadness of being separated from his friends and family

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>>28817046
By BECOMING his family and helping him make a new one.

>>28817046
>>28817064
>"We can't replace your family, Nonny; nopony ever could... but you can start a new one with us. With ALL of us."

>>28817064
>Anon becomes the Allfaher and impregnates everyone
>Ponies
>Humans
>The tribe of angry sentient boat propellers living underneath Frostybox's house
>Everyone and everything are Anon's children

>>28817277
>More propellers
Welp, no green for anyone anymore.
>then propellers start writing the green, as was planned long ago.

>Virgin Anon giving himself away to his waifu
>Waifu's initial "Fuck yeah, a virgin!" reaction is soon replaced by something more tender
>Waifu makes Anon's first time special
>Waifu still brags about bagging a virgin to her friends at work the next day

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>>28815479
>mfw I think luna is best princess
>mfw I post idea I think fits RGRE
>mfw ppl take it to seriously

>>28817670
http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
4th one down

>>28813553
Luna calls hers Evening or Midnight Dew

So, Uh, after way too long, Here's the final chapter + epilogue to MH Anon Thing.


>Everyone is up before the sun, and breakfast is cold, fast and filling.
>Based on projections, the Karrakoths and the alpha should be coming through here around noon, giving you the optimal time to prepare and fight.
>Camp packed, wagon hidden and all necessary supplies arranged, you start going over the battle plan with the ponies.
"Now, this isn't going to be easy, nor is it going to be neat. Anna and I are going to fight the Alpha Karrakoth, the rest of you just need to keep the lesser ones at bay."
>"But..." Cherry starts, before you fix her with an intense stare.
"You are going to do this, or you are likely going to die if you don't flee. You don't have to kill them, just distract them or drive them off."
>"As long as you can keep them off us long enough, they'll scatter once we deal with the Alpha."
>The ponies look at eachother unsure while you stand.
"It's that or flee, back through the stone fields without us."
>"And the swamp," Anna adds, "and of course, you have to make sure you don't travel too close to the kirin village..."
>"We get it, we get it," Stormy says, "We fight the little guys while you fight the big guy, everyone stays safe, we all go home in one piece."
"How's your injury Brass?" you ask, turning to the older mare.
>"I'll hold up," she replies, "That kirin did a good job."
"Good to hear. Don't need you giving out on us during an important moment."
>A sudden crunchy, grinding noise echos from the distance, drawing everyone's attention.
>In the distance, a karrakoth crests a hill, pounding the ground and grinding it's backstones together.
"Looks like our guests have arrived. Armor on and weapons ready. It's going to be a long day."
>More of the ape-like karrakoth appear from the hill, their grinding joining the first's, slowly filling the air with a sound similar to an avalanche.

>>28818067


>Dozens have gathered before a massive one appears, easily three times the size of the smaller ones.
>It pounds the ground, sending tremors you can feel all the way across the field to your group.
>A small horde of them rush down, maybe half still remaining up with the alpha, watching as the lessers approach you.
>"Seems the party is starting early," Anna says, drawing her weapon, "and it looks like we'll get to help out here at the start too."
"Spread out a bit, watch and learn how they fight and cover eachother's backs."
>The Karrakoth at the front suddenly curl up, turning into balls that continue rolling with the momentum, dirt flying up in their wake.
>The distance between them and you is closed quickly, but doesn't take much for the lot of you to avoid the balls.
>Rolling past, they burst out of ball form, skidding to a halt on rocky knuckles before making a brief show of slamming the ground.
>Ignoring the ones behind, you focus on those still charging, ready to meet them with your lance.
>As they do, they stop short, slamming the ground and howling, trying to intimidate you.
>All bark and no bite is a good way to describe these, as they're usually quite passive and just try to scare away predators.
>When their intimidation fails, they stop for a moment, the perfect time to strike.
>Several scatter and run as you charge, others howling in another attempt to intimidate you.
>This does reveal their main weak spot though, their soft underbelly.
>One is speared through before it can crouch down again, several nearby run as well.
>With the others, the Karrakoth begin to scatter as well, before a gravelly roar stops them all in their tracks.
>The ground shakes as the Alpha starts it's way down, the lessers following in behind it.

>>28818073


>It's knuckle bound gait tears holes in the dirt as it descends before it, like those before it, curls into a massive ball of stone.
>Where the Karrakoth's descents ripped up grass and dirt, the Alpha's massive body carved a channel into the hillside as it rolled, mud and grass caking it's grey hide.
>Evading it is not a challenge, but the rumbles it causes as it passes do cause all those on the ground to stumble.
>Several of the lesser Karrakoth are not able to escape it's path in time, their rock hard bodies crushed under the massive weight of the alpha.
>Grinding sounds out it's motion as it's body twists and unfurls, fingers gouging furrows in the ground to halt itself faster.
>Indents are left as it slams it's fists down before roaring again, the proximity forcing all to cover their ears.
>Scattering left and right, the royal guard move away leaving you and Anna in it's line of sight.
>Rocky hands dig deep into the dirt, clods the size of ponies hurled at the two of you.
>One collides with your raised shield, the force of it enough to shove you back several inches, while Anna tumbles to dodge the other aimed at her.
>Lumbering towards you, the Karrakoth's movement fills the air with the sound of a distant avalanche.
>A wide sweep of it's arm is easy enough to dodge with a backstep, it's follow up slow and obvious enough you can step inside it's reach and get a jab at it's underside.
>To the side, Anna's sword form weapon cuts a slice into the underside of an arm, both wounds drawing blood.
>You have to dive aside to avoid it's arms coming in to smash you while Anna backpedals a bit, giving her room to switch as needed.
>Air rushes overhead as you duck another swing, the attack leaving an opening at the back.
>Anna can't do much with it, however, as the heavy, stone covered back is extremely resistant to blades.
>Still, a few small cuts make it through, drawing crimson lines on the muddy stone hide.

>>28818077


>While minor, the damage is enough to draw it's attention and as it turns to the new threat, your lance strikes out, biting into the joint of it's thigh.
>It lets out another gravely roar, before slamming the ground, forcing the two of you back.
>The ground caking it's back starts falling off as it inhales massively, chest swelling.
>It's muscular chest takes on a reddish hue, the cracks on it's back showing this as well as it becomes enraged.
>A massive clenched fist delivers a hammer blow to the ground in your direction, cracks and mounds forming in it's path.
>You have to dive aside to avoid being thrown off your feet, it's next blow coming in the form of a fast charge.
>Moving to it's back, Anna looks for an opening but is forced back by a swift backhand.
>It suddenly crouches, muscles tensing, making it's stone hide grind together.
"Get back!" you yell, scrambling away as it makes a sudden vertical leap.
>Midair it curls up, before plunging straight back down, but with your warning, even the ponies are out of range of what's to come.
>Like a curled up dive into water, it hits the ground hard, the terrain rising in waves around it.
>Dirt and stone are forced up and out, more than capable of wounding or killing those too close.
>At the same time, however, the transformed earth provides a barrier protecting it as it unfolds and rights itself.
>Using the central crater rim as a sort of springboard, it leaps at you, it's massive form dropping shadows over you as you rush forwards, past where it's legs would land.
>It flies over your head and you pivot to stab, but the tip of your lance glances off it's hide.
>A backhand driven by it spinning around clips your shield as you try to duck under it, knocking you on your ass.
>Out of the corner of your eye you can see Anna running towards you as fast as her hooves can carry her, but there's no way she'll make it in time.

>>28818084


>Above you, a hammer like fist swings down before it meets a suddenly appearing pink barrier.
>The barrier bends but holds, giving you time to get up and making the Karrakoth back off a moment.
>It also provides enough distraction that Anna can draw and swing her weapon in axe mode.
>With it unaware, her axe hits it's calf dead on, the heavy blade cutting deep.
>A pained howl comes from it's throat before it reaches down to grab at her.
>Her reflexes and strength mean she can avoid it without losing her weapon, and with it distracted, you glance around a moment, looking for the source of the shield.
>Shining Armor stands in the distance, horn glowing bright with the same colour as the shield, while Brass is beside him defending him.
>Your eyes meet for a brief moment and you give a small nod before turning back to your fight, and he does to his.
>Dashing at the monster, you stab at the back of it's thigh while it tries to swing at Anna.
>Left behind is a bleeding hole as you pull out and step back.
>Digging into your pouches, you take hold of a pair of incendiary vials meant for your lance.
>The Karrakoth turns to you, but the damage to it's leg causes it to give out momentarily bringing it to a knee and leaving it wide open for you to hurl the vials at it's face.
>They shatter against it's tough skin, the contents mixing as they splash out, consequently suddenly combusting.
>A massive hand swipes in front of it, blinded by the flames, while the other tries to rub off the chemicals, spreading the quickly depleting fires around.
>You don't even need to avoid it's blinded strike, and moving inside it's guard, you thrust into it's unprotected underside again.
>To the side you see Anna's axe making another massive wound, this time on it's thigh, and between the two injuries, blood starts to really flow.

>>28818093


>Both it's fists slamming down shakes the earth as you try to create distance again, stumbling you, but at the same time, it's red, engorged state fades to a normal grey.
>More dirt is hurled around, this time in a wide arc, spattering over your shield and whatever parts of Anna weren't blocked by her weapon.
>A fist comes flying at you as you peek out from behind your shield, making you duck behind again, steeling yourself.
>The blow is heavy, but weaker than the earlier ones, a good sign in this job.
>Anna lands another strong chop at it's already severely wounded leg, causing it to let out a howl and swipe at her.
>As she ducks back, the Karrakoth turns tail and starts to limp away, blood squirting from it's wounds with every step.
>Tracking it like this would be easy, but this is a slaying mission.
>And neither of you have any plans on letting it get away.
>Flanking it, you drive your lance into it's knee from behind, causing it to stumble then fall with a ground shaking thud.
>Leaving your lance behind, you drop your shield as well and draw your knife, clambering onto it's back.
>Your knife fits between the cracks, forming a solid grip as the Karrakoth flails around on the ground, trying to get up with a lance in it's knee joint.
>Meanwhile, Anna moves to it's head, avoiding the wildly swinging arms.
>A hand reaches for her, before it jerks back as your knife digs in deep near it's middle back.
>This gives her the opening she needs, and switching to sword mode, her blade thrusts into it's exposed eyes.
>The howl that comes from it is loud and agonizing, it's body jumping and flailing violently, forcing you to cling on.
>Finding a good spot, your knife is plunged into it's back, working it's way between vertebra after a few stabs, halting it's lower body.
>Up front you see Anna's horns glowing with flame, just like with the hydra, and as she ducks between blind strikes, she finds herself beside it's neck.

>>28818102


>It's arms reaching for you instead of her means she has little to worry about as she lines up her swing, muscles swelling under armour, bolstered by the drugs.
>The click of her weapon changing from sword mode to axe mode is the only warning it has before the axe severs it's head clean from it's body.
>A final twitch of it's muscles tries to push itself up, causing you to lose your grip and tumble off.
>Before you can recover yourself, you feel something trying to pull you up, and see Stormy there.
>"Are you okay Anon? That was quite the tumble."
>Magic sparks around you, trying to get a grip as Cherry rushes towards you as well, before pushing you up with her head.
>"And this is why colts should be off the battlefield," she says with a huff.
>All around, the remaining Karrakoth begin to flee at the death of the alpha, a few brave or foolhardy ones staying briefly but being repelled by Shining Armor and Brass.
>Before too long, the lot of you are returning to camp, dirty and tired but overall in good spirits.
>The job is done, Equestria is safe, and you don't have to worry about these mares tripping over themselves to suck your proverbial dick.
>At least, for the most part.
>Back at camp, everyone almost immediately grabs water and food before flopping down by their tent.
>Before he can get settled, you lay a hand on Shining's shoulder and give him a smile.
"Thanks for the help back there. I would not be in good shape if you hadn't stopped that attack."
>His white fur does nothing to hide the blush that sprouts under it as he glances away a bit.
>"It was nothing. Shield spells have always been my best ones. I mean, they are my cutie mark after all."
>"That may be true, but it doesn't change the fact you went above your duties, Shining Armor," Brass says, before downing a mouthful of water.
>He flinches a bit until she continues, "But you did so to save another, and that is our duty as Royal guards."

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>From her seated position, she gives him a salute, and after looking to eachother, Stormy and Cherry do as well.
>The blush returns and grows, before he hastily not quite dives into his tent.
>Rising from her spot, Brass walks over to Anna before saying, "Thank you for all your help with this, and you as well," she adds at the end, turning to you.
>"Without you both, there is no way we, or the Equestrian forces could have dealt with this without casualties."
"Well, we still have to get you all back home first," you say, before looking over at Anna, "But first, I think we need a clean up hun, you're a bit dirty."
>She rolls her eyes and lets you push to the water barrel.
~~~
>The train rattles along, your armour clinking faintly in tune as you and your three cabinmates watch the scenery outside change.
>"Hey, Uh, Shining, I don't think I ever said thanks for helping back with those worm things," Cherry says, glancing in your direction, but unable to meet your eyes, "So, uh, thanks."
"It's not a problem," you reply with a smile, "After all, it is our job to help those in trouble."
>Turning away, you look back outside, enjoying the swiftly returning familiar terrain.
>The silence that fills the train car is familiar, but at the same time, much lighter.
>"So, you all interested in going to the bar when we get back? I know I could use a drink," Stormy says, stretching out her wings.
>The others voice their agreement, but you shake your head.
"Sorry, but I have a nice mare waiting for me when I get back. You'll have to enjoy yourselves without me."
>After your curt dismissal, the car sinks into silence again, and this time, it remains, all the way to Canterlot.
>Donning your armour before the train arrives, you step off, chest held high, a new colt.

The end.

>>28818121


Epilogue:
>Sitting on your cushion, you float over the calendar for the seventh time today.
>And for the seventh time, you are assured that today is the day he gets back.
>Outside the door, heavy steps approach, but they are not the ones of your aunts, who's rooms flank your shared suite.
>No, they are the tired steps of your coltfriend.
>Marely instinct tries to force you to the door, to open it for him and carry him inside like the prince he will be eventually, but this is his moment.
>He survived the entire trial time, he should be able to make it here himself.
>But how much has he changed?
>You've heard of fresh faced fillies going on this test and coming back grizzled mares with teats of steel.
>There's some brief fumbling at the door before it opens and he walks in, bags just shy of dragging on the ground.
>"I'm back, Cadey, you would not believe the two weeks I've been through," he says, dropping his stuff and making a tired rush over to you.
>His normally well kept mane is untidy, his coat has some grease and grime in it, and his face bears the tiredness of more than two weeks, it seems.
>Armor hits the floor with gentle clangs, and as soon as he reaches the couch, he flips himself onto it, belly up.
>"Cadey, honey, could you book a spa appointment for me? I don't thing I can last much longer without one.
"Of course, the usual place?" you ask, rising from your mare chair.
>"Please."
>As you head to go prepare a letter, you hear him say to himself, "Boy, the colts at the salon are going to love this story."
>You can feel yourself smiling.
>Perhaps he hasn't really changed at all.

>>28818127

And for those who prefer, the Pastebin is here.
http://pastebin.com/KXteuSU9

Feedback is always welcome, as are ideas for new stories.
For now, I need to figure out ways to kill and or screw over my DND group.

>>28818135
cool

>>28818135
How much do you need to know about Monhun to get this story?
I usually avoid crossover fics about properties I don't know about because half the shit goes over my head. But this story has me curious.

>>28818226
not much, if anything at all.

>>28818067
>final chapter + epilogue
Already? Really?