RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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>>28833530
nigga fuck yo thread it's ded

>>28833549
>this thread is ded
>RGRE
>posts Anonfilly

nigga I hope you trollin

is that you SomeDope

>>28833549
>Anon meets the rather colty mare version of himself.
>They're fucking before the day is out.

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>>28833530
>Luna Edition

>>28833607
>Anon meets Anonfilly
>It's literally him, Anon, only inside a filly body
>THey fuck
>It's somehow not gay
Get the fuck back to your creepy containment thread, fags. Pro tip: If you take Celestia and put her in a little filly's body, it's still grown-up Celestia, only she's inside a filly's body. Your thread is full of gays-in-denial who can't stop talking about how badly they want to fuck a man with a pussy.

>>28833629
>Mare
>Filly
What is reading comprehension?

>>28833657
As in you don't de-age her, you take her grown-up mind and plunk her into a new body. She still acts like Celestia, thinks like Celestia, says the things that Celestia says.... because she IS Celestia, only in a different body. Same shit with Anonfilly. It's boy-Anon who grew up as a man and whose brain chemistry says he's a male and when you give him a pussy suddenly sex with him isn't gay.

>>28833530
Thanks a lot, asshole. Look what containment thread whose attention you attracted.

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>>28833530
>>28833625
>implying this isn't tuftbeard edition

>>28833670
Ok, hold up. I'm pretty sure that the context of >>28833607 was

>There was girly (be human standards) mare named Anonymous born in RGREquestria and she's been a mare her whole life.
>Human Anon is dropped into RGREquestria.
>The two Anons meet.

Re-read everything before losing your shit.

>>28833698
You're right, I went overboard. Sorry to the Anon I went full-retard over. I was completely in the wrong here and I take full responsibility the argument.

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>>28833530
>dong ring
>instant shitposting

Is this what you wanted, Anon? IS IT!?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

>>28833715
>RGRE dies not with a bang but with a flurry of shitposting

>>28833731
We've weathered worse storms than this.

RGRE can endure some minor mindless late night shitposting.

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>>28833629
>all that about man pussy
yeah i got that vibe a lil at first but it goes away this shits more gay than the man pussy thing desu

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>>28833731
>Flurry

>>28833754
Lewdaloo

>>28833771
Nigga hell yeah i do.

>>28833754
>men acting like women is more gay than fucking a man
ok
do you masturbate to traps too?

>>28833783
She's got a horse pussy. Not gay.

>>28833778
>anonfilly fan faps to men who look like ladies
no kidding huh

>>28833783
>>28833771
honestly i just seen the trap part and replied so you could just left it .

>>28833788
if i put on a dress and present my asshole to you does that make it straight

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>>28833789
Mother fucker this is 4chan we all about that boipussy

>>28833794
No. Because you putting on a dress doesn't change the fact that your DNA is that of a male, and thus it is gay. The mind doesn't matter, it's all about the body.

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>>28833766
Confirmed lewdest filly

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>>28833807
ok i'm high but is this anti-trans or pro-trans?

>>28833807
>repressed homosexuality: the post
you fap to a grown man in a little girl's body, at least admit it like >>28833798 does

>>28833824
Anti-trans. He's saying that sex = gender and thus trans people are just... I don't know, playing pretend.

>>28833824
Anti. It doesn't matter if a guy puts on a dress and goes around picking flowers in a field and calling himself a girl, His DNA says he is still a guy. All that matters is the physical body.

>>28833853
For the record i don't give a fuck if you have the mind of a goldfish if i wanna fuck that i'm gonna fuck it if possible

>>28833824
Anti. It's his way of nervously re-assuring himself that his unquenchable thirst for stallion-cock isn't gay as long as he turns into a little filly first.

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>>28833853
>>28833862
>>28833875
figures all the faggots in this general could give me a good answer on a trans question.

>>28833887
its a better answer than the one you'd get at the anonfilly thread

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>>28833897
yeah we don't really do much.
we do one good thing.

>>28833901
>one good thing
and what's that? shit up other threads?

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>>28833906
we made little league.
fucking adorable.

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>gryphoness pulls you into her chest tuft in a hug and accidentally asphyxiates you

>>28833911
>we made a filly who exists to make having sex with horse-children "okay", adorable
not even a little bit surprised

>>28833914
We need more aggressive catbirds

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>>28833814
>>28833766
>Anon and Rainbow are dating.
>Worried about Scoots and her future prospects, Rainbow manages to convince Anon to form a herd that includes Scootaloo.
>Anon adds in the condition that Scoots gets to join only AFTER she's an adult.
>Heh. No kiddie diddling today.
>Little does he know, a cutiemark is a pony's official mark of adulthood.
>So when Scoots gets hers, he has to deal with an always horny and approval hungry young teen without becoming a pedo on top of the handful that is Rainbow.

>>28833914
>Does this to claim you as a mate when she sees another catbird walk by
YES PLEASE let's have at least one post relevant to this thread.

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>>28833936
Oh yes.

>>28833943
>Anon treats Scoots more like a daughter or a little sister more than a potential mate
>Scoots undergoes severe sexual frustration

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>>28833935
Yeah we have clop also it's pretty great.
but yeah we into horse kids.

>>28833943
>pic
>Ponies acting like cats
Adorable.

>>28833943
I remember this prompt
Is a good
Write it

>>28833962
it actually feels better that you can admit it. like that one guy at work who's an asshole but he knows and admits to being an asshole, and it makes the sting go away

>>28833962
Requesting RGRE Scootalewd to cement Anonfilly/RGRE truce

>>28833981
You don't make truces with degenerates. What part of the thread made you think they were tolerated?

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>Anon moves to Griffonstone because he can't stand the constant mass musical numbers
>He's pleasantly surprised to learn that catburds are immune to whatever force it is that compels ponies to start singing at all hours of the day and night

>>28833978
Yeah it's nice not being alone in my degenerate ways and to think i'm still considered pretty fucking normal.
>>28833981
>>28833993
can we just make scootalewd don't be so uptight.

>>28833943
>>28833981
It is prophesy

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>>28833981
>anon filly and rgre making friends

>>28834000
>>Yeah it's nice not being alone in my degenerate ways and to think i'm still considered pretty fucking normal.
>sure i fap to kids but at least i'm still normal

>>28833999
Give up, Anon. Not even trips can save you here.

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>>28834037
well you ever see that doujin where some guy puts roaches up a lil girls pussy.
i could be into that don't forget there is always worse.

>>28833958
>Herds have communal bedrooms.
>Anon is still hesitant about doing anything sexual around her.
>Rainbow isn't.
>Scootaloo has had to watch the two have sex more than once since there is only one bedroom.
>Meanwhile Anon is always second-guessing himself about even touching her.
>It drives Scootaloo up the wall, but neither she nor Rainbow can force the issue since mares shouldn't pressure stallions about such things.

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>>28834055
>screaming "Little Buddy! NO!"

>>28834058
Does this end with fatherly feels, or with Scootaloo snapping and raping Anon?

>>28834066
It ends with her getting a serious case of twisted ovaries until Anon agrees to at least use his hands to get her off.

>>28834066
we have talent we could do a lil of both.

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>>28834069
i say we settle on mildy forced incest.

>>28834064
>shit into gold in ten seconds flat

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>She's lying
>Flash Sentry is sucking Cadence's clit whenever Shining isn't around

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>>28834148
Anonfilly is one thing, but I won't abide marital problems trying to make their comeback here.

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>>28834148
Back to the cuck thread with you

>>28833999
Expect for one week a year when the catbirds tweet, hoot, and twitter like birds day and night

we are being invaded by shit threads

>>28834277
>tweet
>twitter
Unless you're planning on explaining why griffons have computers, you can go back to technology isnt magic and you cans stay there.

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>>28834291
Gentlemen! prepare for battle!

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>>28808493
I'm very interested in writing for this sort of concept. If any Anons have ideas they'd like to share, I may end up writing them.

Right now I have a few ideas in mind, one of which I started and is something like 2,300 raw words. Concept is: a batmare is a submissive at heart, but this isn't really a thing in pony culture, so she just sometimes is looked at as a bit colty and feels ashamed of the inclinations. Basically just doesn't know why she feels that way and buries it. Along comes dominant male Anon and all the chemistry comes together, and she comes face to face with her nature for the first time. (also I just figured I'd try a cute little blood sucking bit I had in my head for a while).

I'm writing it either way because I want to, but general ideas and feedback would be great.

>>28834468
Hesitant about blood play, but we need more Batpones in RGRE

>>28834223
>marital problems
Why u gotta make me sad anon?
I want my MP feels back (especially loki)

>>28834468
What you have sounds great.

I think my only real advice would be, on account of the subject matter, to make it clear that the story takes place in RGRE and that batpony's sexual preference isn't the norm in the setting -- like you mention in the plot summary. Otherwise you should be good to go. I hope to read it soon.

Also, welcome to RGRE? Take a seat, relax, don't mind the shitposting. We like to have fun sometimes.

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This threads needs more tuft.

>>28834066
IDEA

This is the premise or atleast something close, anon makes a promize to herd a cmc member when they are an adult and is held to it when they reach their wolds adult.

After many months a blue beaning her, she snaps and goes 100% lewd, some shit happens, and anon and the filly both discover that you can't get a sex based cutie mark even if that is your greatest talent. With the help of twilight, getting the backing of cadence they set forward to test all the mares who have a stupid fucking ass stamp to see if they are good at sex.

>You look down at twilight
"Tell me, what in the fuck does 6 sparkles have to do with magic?"
>"Yah twalight, ah don't think that makes much sense"
>"Right" the other two say in unison
>"Then what else could it possibly mean?"
>Twilight is none to happy with the prospect that her talent isn't magic
"Well, either these two are 100% sluts..."
>"HEY"
>Unison again
"Remind me which one of you wanted to be front facing back pack supported only by cock strength?"
>And noth...
>"I did"
>God damnit sweetie belle
"Anyway, They are either sluts extraordinaire, or ponies can not get a sex based cutiemark, so the world shits itself grasping at straws till some modicum of talent is shown somewhere else"
>"Anon, this is preposterous, if there was a talent then you would get a cutiemark for it"
>You just shake your head
"I know you would not go with this without some proof... scootaloo come here"
>Smiling she comes forward, you set up the easel, and put a long pencil into her vagina
>"Ok, ready anon"
"Twilight sit down and look at scootaloo for a minute.
>She does, not quite grasping what the reason is.
>"Ok anon, twilight, I'm finished"
>She walks ahead, what you see there is stunning
>A hyper realistic drawing of the room, with twilight sitting there looking at her, something that could not have been practiced or faked with magic, done right in front of her

>>28834750

"See twilight, she has THE MOST dexterous vagina in equestria, and its hard to argue with this result right?"
>"Ye, Yea, I think you may be right anon"
"And look at the art, tell me that is not art cutiemark worthy right there"
>"Ok, run it by me again"
"We believe, based on each filli here's talent and 'talent' that you cant get a sex cutie mark, and the more abstract a cutie mark is the more likely their real talent is sex"
>She nods
"We seek your funding, your backing, and also your help in proving this hypothesis"
>She things a bit
>"So how can I help"
>"OH Come ON"
"I got this sweetie, look twi, we have an idea, we think your ass stamp is abstract, and you can put 2 and 2 together for why we could use your help... right"
>All the cmc give her the lewdest look possible
"We want one more ponie to prove a pattern, so care to help?"
>Everything dawns on twilight, and she can only nod
"Good, care to show us to the bedroom/funcave?"

------later-------

"So, there you have it, would you like to help"
>You just got done with talking to derpy
>She has the most abstract ass stamp you have ever seen
>She looks a bit hesitant
>"With my funding this project, you will be compensated for your time miss hooves"
>She looks a bit reluctant but steels her self and looks you in the eye and crotch
>"Sure anon, for science"

so far, anon has yet to be wrong, more more on the nose a cutie mark is, the more abstract they get, with derpie just being bubbly personality, or bubble wrap.

>>28834468
sounds good, my idea for this setting, anon pounding ponies into euphoric puddles of sex has anon making a herd, and he fuck them till they can't stop him from leaving the house, when he does, he travels to find another female to add to the pile.

there be ponies, cat birds, minorities, diamond dogs, a changeling or two, a fucking alicorn every now and then, and chrysalis shows up every so often for a fun happy friday night.

when will anon and his herd find an equilibrium?

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>>28834750
>>28834751
Okay, I'll be the asshole.

Dude, your shit is all kinds of fucked. Even in the opening lines.

>>You look down at twilight
>"Tell me, what in the fuck does 6 sparkles have to do with magic?"
>>"Yah twalight, ah don't think that makes much sense"
>>"Right" the other two say in unison

What is capitalization and punctuation? This should be:

>You look down at Twilight.
"Tell me, what in the fuck does six sparkles have to do with magic?"
>"Yah Twalight, ah don't think that makes much sense."
>"Right." The other two say in unison

Also, who are "The other two?" We need to read like 13 lines down to know that it's Scoots and Sweetie. I can only assume that the first not-Anon speaker is Applebloom, but that's put into doubt thanks to the accent. Even then, you don't tell us who is talking when. That makes all this kind of a clusterfuck. Everything is a bit bland as well. No character or anything. Not even a background setting. Try this.

"Sooooo..."
>You look down at Twilight with a raised eyebrow.
>The young alicorn ignores you and continues to sort through several books at once, each held aloft in an aura matching her coat.
>Some go back in the library's crystal shelves, others are picked up and cracked open.
"Tell me, what the fuck do six sparkles have to do with magic?"
>Twilight gives you a sour look over her shoulder. "Anon! Language! There are fillies in the room!"
"It's nothing they haven't heard before," you say with a shrug.
>"You're so un-stallion like sometimes..."
>"Ah don't think that stars fur magic makes much sense either, Twilight." Appleboom chimes in from behind you.
>"Yeah!" Both Sweetie and Scootaloo agree.

See? That wasn't painful to read. I don't know if you're trashed, not an English speaker, retarded, or some tragic combo, but regardless if this is a oneoff or not, it was so bad I had to respond.

Also what the fuck kind of prompt is this? Are you literally brain damaged?

>>28834831

Mostly this was just an idea to throw out and if someone else has interest take up the reins.

With the second part, I personally always think of the cmc as an inseparable group, I thought I wrote a bit more in the black text before the description, so mix that with barely sleeping the last 4 days and recipe for a bit hard to follow, though me linking to a post about scootaloo and a chain that involves the filly being in anons herd, the southern accent mixed with the line 'right the other two say in unison' this could have been pieced together there are 5 speakers present, though i will admit, being tired made it a bit confusing when I wrote two instead of three

Also just a point of personal taste, I don't write every time anon does not conform to remind us what thread we are in and in fact, anon does have a penis. I don't fault other people for it unless its TOO overbearing, but I prefer the settings that are more subtle or far enough into anons stay that everyone just gave up.

As for prompt. a read the chain that lead into it, Anon promised one of the cmc (scoots in this case) to herd with her when she became an adult. Needless to say anon did not expect ass stamp to be adult.

Then I remembered how retarded their cutie marks were, and how stupid many ponies marks are, so the thought of, what if a ponie could not get a sex cutiemark came about, and here you go, the prompt for anon and the cmc to work together with twilight and cadance to be 100% positive that abstract ass stamp = their real tallent is sex.

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>>28834148
>>28834493
Get out shitbird, marital problems isn't wanted or approved of here.

>>28834468
No bloodplay, we are telling all fetish shitshows to fuck off so you wont be special and allowed to stay. keep the bloodshit to yourself and never post it, and your good to go.

>>28834876
It wasn't remotely RGRE, or even RGREqG enough.

>>28834906
unless I dick slap you in the face with it, barely 1 post will not be able to convey 'yea this is rgre'

Also, the idea of the cmc yelling in the middle of town "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS HERD SISTERS, YAY" is making me lol

>>28834891
>>28834468

Literally fuck what anyone is saying about the blood till you show us, because when you say 'cute little blood sucking' i'm imagining a pat pony nomming on anon, not what >>28834891 is thinking where I can only assume they think the bat pony will go on about a dark past and evil in the world, slit anons wrist then proceed to masterbate with the new found lube

If its cute like you say, make it cute, and possibly have it from a normal ponies perspective interspliced and write it like a horror story where the pony may as well be seeing a murder happen in front of their face.

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> Cute bat pony has enough food provided by the government, but still gets the urge to bite
> Cue pic related

> Nervously ask Anon to nibble him because his clothes protect him, but what kind of stallion lets a mare nibble on his clothes?
> Anon, apparently

>>28835058
Dude, get the fuck out of my head. This was the exact thing I thought of when I saw this pic >>28834468

>>28834736
Yes, we need a tuft. Only natural tuft. Any sizes

>>28833694
I...I must write about this mare. What would a good name for a neet mare be?

>>28835105
Neet Sheets
Shut In
Top Hide
Power Level
360 nohope
Ewe Tried

Animefags and fillyfags and martialfags.
What is this? Tuesday breed?

>>28835212
It's election day. Everyone's desperate to escape reality one last time.

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>>28835229

>>28834468
>bloodplay
Oh, so we got EVERYONE coming to this shitshow now. Why is it so fucking impossible for you cunts to write something decent without it being some fetishy piece of trash?

>>28835105
>I...I must write about this mare
Yes. YES. NEETmare green incoming.

>>28834959
>unless I actually put effort into my writing

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>>28834468
>batponies
>"submissive at heart"
>bloodplay
Can we bring back the Anonfilly posters? I'd rather have them and that one weird guy who kept posting feet.

>>28834468
it sounds cute
but i thought bathorses ate fruit

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Why is it so hostile in here, why can't there just be cute ponies.

>>28835478
Election day. Everyone's riled up. What we should do is disregard this thread wait until tomorrow or the next day and then start a new thread.

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>>28835422
I have been called.

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>>28835472
Yeah i'm actually okay with the idea other than the bloodplay.

>>28835574
>election day

Oh shit, that's TODAY? No wonder everyone tried so hard to wake me up this morning, yet I haven't seen anyone for like four hours.

Man, they are going to be PISSED when they get back.

>>28835657
>>28835678
You're my lord and savior, Anonfilly. Let's be friends.

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>>28835704
Been lurking the whole time.
the other place got filled with a bunch of diaper fags so you should count yourself lucky with mild bloodplay threats desu.

>>28835691
You must do your part to save the country, anon.

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hey anon-filly thread anons.

instead of fucking migrating to rgre (which makes absolutely no sense) why not fucking oust the diaper fags from your own thread; you know the asshole you guys are running from?

because he will just follow you here if you leave your thread to die to him

http://pastebin.com/TCcd1EUz


I bring updates for the catbird!

>”What in the flying Thunderer grace was that?” Gilda whispers in a heated tone eyes still on the entrance as her wings twitch in a fight or flight instinct.
>Coming to rest against you, Fluttershy lets her head flop back onto your shoulder, “I think I know what those were from.”
“Really now? Didn’t know the Everfree had perverted tentacle plants.”
>”They don’t, at least not usually.” Fluttershy agrees before Gilda interrupts her, “Well what do you know then?”
>Fluttershy hunches her shoulders at the snub drawing your eye to the troubled look on the mare’s face.
“Ey, Gilda relax a bit yeah? We’re fine.”
>”It was too close that’s what I’m saying.” Gilda says defensivly wings ruffling in agitation.
>”I-it’s fine, I think those vines used to belong to Discord.”
“The chaos guy?”
>”Of course your colt friend would have perverted plants, why not.” Gilda snarks in return
>Like a bee stung her bottom Fluttershy sits upright at that, “He’s not my colt friend! He’s just a friend!”
>”Oh?” Gilda gains a wicked smirk on her face and you know there isn’t any good to come of it, “Then why does he spend all his time with you? Helps you out all the time and even goes shopping with you hm?”
>Flushed Fluttershy shakes her head, “I-it’s not like that at all! Discord’s just a nice friend is all!”
“We are talking about the guy who turned your whole town upside down on a whim right?”
>”W-well it was just a little fit of whimsy is all…”
>At the weak excuse you cover your face with your hand trying to hide a chuckle.
>”See you even try to defend him like a wife would, so when’s the wedding Fluttershy?”
>”Th-there isn’t one! I like a-” At realizing what she was about to say Fluttershy clicks her mouth shut and eyes you her face bright red through her yellow fur.

>>28836071
“Alright Gilda, lay off Fluttershy before she explodes, still…”
>You run your hand over the flustered mare’s mane feeling the heat coming off her blush.
“How come Discord didn’t just snap his fingers and send them on their way?”
>Calming down at your gentle petting Fluttershy opens lazy eyes at you before remembering the question, “Oh well I remember Twilight had asked about it once.”
>Sparing a glance to Gilda you find the catbird is flexing her talons as they leave behind small divots into the stone perch she had found.
>Silly catbird, you don’t tease without getting teased back.
“Oh? What did she find out then?”
>Tilting her head just right Fluttershy sighs happily as you find a certain spot behind her ear, “Mmm, Discord had honestly forgotten about them for so long that they eventually became a part of the ecosystem of the deep woods. Twilight mentioned that shouldn’t even be possible, but Discord replied with something about even chaos finding it’s place in the Everfree.
“Well that’s neat, still let’s not go too deep into the Everfree unless we need to.”
>”Agreed, so let’s get moving already I don’t like being holed up in this cave to begin with.” Gilda is quick on the draw slinking off the stone towards the entrance.
>”Is it really alright to leave so soon?” Fluttershy asks as her eyes rove from plant to plant waiting for the tentacles to burst forth once more.
“Better to be on the move instead of being caught in a corner like the cave, hey I just had a thought, but could you two try flying all of us out of here?”
>There is a long moment of silence from that point and both girls look at each other then at you with a curious look.
>”Gilda I don’t know if I-”
>”Of course I can do it, now hold on stud!” Gilda says with confidence as she flaps up onto your shoulders and uses her paws to hook under your arms while her talons grab your shoulders.

>>28836071
CATBIRD

>>28836077
>With wild beats of her wings Gilda starts to flap sending gusts down your back in a rather pleasing manner, still you remain on the ground.
>”Gilda, I don’t think that’s goi-”
>”It’s fine! I got this!”
“Look if you can’t it’s fine ju-”
>”Shut up!” Gilda grunts out before you feel your feet start to get a weightless feeling to them making you jump in place
>With a squawk of victory Gilda takes you up into the air about five feet
>Then gravity reassert its pull on you and you come back down with a muffled thud.
>You can feel the indignation coming off of Gilda in waves
>Save it quick!
“That was pretty cool, felt like I was on the moon or something.”
>”Anon just, don't try to spare my feelings alright? I'm not…” Though you can't see her face you can feel the shame coming through her voice.
>You also feel a bit of wetness start to drip into your shoulder, but you ignore it for now as you try to look back at her.
>Instead Gilda is content on keeping her face away from you by burying her face into your neck.
>While pleasant it doesn't stop you from worrying about her as you reach back to pet her feathered head
>Still the stubborn bird refuse to let her insecurity be settled.

>”Let me help.”
>As if from the God horse herself you catch Fluttershy on the edge of your vision as she moves behind you.
>”N-nno, buck you Fluttershy I do-”
>”Just let me help, you almost had it Gilda, there’s nothing wrong with working together you know.” The tone you hear isn’t that of your normal Fluttershy meek and submissive, but instead caring, almost motherly to your ears.
>You try to turn your neck to see, but the most you can get is looking over your back to just make out Gilda look up at you then Fluttershy who waits patiently.
>”Fine.” You can barely hear from the griffon before she makes room for Fluttershy to also take up your heavy ass.

>>28836082
Birdcat!
>>28836084
>Holding your arms steady as you can for a proper hand hold you tense as the girls start to beat their wings.
>It takes a few false starts before the duo manage to synch up their wings, but before you know it you have a small windstorm starting to form around your little trio.
>Faster than before you can feel the weightlessness come to you again as your feet start to slowly lift up off the ground.
>Trying to keep calm you look back to see both of the girls with their eyes closed and their cheeks puffed out in effort as they breath heavily
>When you look back down you grin to yourself
>Their doing it, they really are doing it!


>”F-fuck, I don't know how much longer I can-!
>”We can do it Gilda, J-Just hold on!”
>Craning your head back you cannot see the sweat as it comes off both girls, they are going to kill themselves at this rate.
“Girls, open your eyes, you're doing it!”
>At your prompting the griffon and pegasus snap open their eyes.
>All three of you were about five feet off the ground hovering in place
“Not bad gir-aaaah!”
>You drop down to land on the ground with a muffled thud.
>Rubbing your bare bum you groan out before hearing Gilda, “Damn it Shy why’d you drop Anon like that!”
>”I-I didn't! Or I mean not intentionally…”
>Slowly sitting up you wave Gilda away from Fluttershy.
“Gilda relax, I'm fine see?”
>”What if we were way up higher then? You'd be a smear on the ground, don't-”
>You wrap your fingers around Gilda's beak and hold it shut.
>It's amazing how easy that was, though the burning glare went your way promises vengeance on you that's for sure.
>You need a quick way to defuse this
>Wait! You have an idea, if you're the girl in the situation then...

>>28836089
“Listen, you both were able to lift my fat ass up into the air, the amount of power to do that is incredible, so feel proud in having such strong wings. Did you know that the biggest bird back home wouldn't have been even able to pick me up like that?”
>As you explain Gilda struggles a bit at the start, but as you continue the catbird slowly stops squirming away and instead regards you with wide eyes before you can see her chest start to puff out in pride.
>Okay, you're slowly winning her over, now to get her not pissed at Flutters
“And you wouldn't have been able to help lift me up that high if you didn't have Fluttershy to help you.”
>Letting her beak go you gently retrace along the curve of her beak before stopping to gently scratch under her chin.
“Think you can forgive her?”


>The chirps are real as Gilda chirps to herself, a look of intense struggle on her face.
>Fluttershy takes that moment to interject, “I'm sorry Gilda, if you want it I mean…”
>That is the final straw as Gilda turns on the butter pony, “How can you be so meek and just apologize like that!? It doesn't make any sense to do that!”
“What you talking about Gilda?”
>Gilda snaps hers head to look at you before an accusing talon is pointed at Fluttershy right in her face, making the yellow mare scrunch at the sudden boop.
>”Her! This whole apologizing thing and taking it seriously! Sure a griffon can feel bad about stuff, but if you say it for every little thing then you loose all self respect for yourself! You need to be tough to survive in the old country and seeing her just, just being a pile of jello at times drives me up the wall!”
“Gilda, come on she's not even a griffon.”
>You her mutter something that sounded a lot like, “That's the problem, it's easy for her.”
>”W-well I can't change who I am, Gilda, well I can,but the last time I did it didn't turn out well for everyone…” Fluttershy says scratching at the dirt with her hoof.

>>28836090
“Come on Gilda, you're better than this, let's just get to Zecora and get me fixed up.”
>You're worried that your words won't reach the catbird, but she shudders and you can see the puffed up feathers slowly relax, “Fine! Alright? Just, let's just go.”


>Nodding to her you start to say thanks and stand before hissing in pain.
>”Anon!?”
>”Dude, are you alright?”
>As if by magic the two are by your side helping you stand.
“I think I stepped on something hang on…”
>Sitting back down you bring your foot up to be inspected and frown at the mess.
>You're not some native that walks barefoot every day so your feet were baby soft essentially
>Small rocks and what looks like a long thorn stick out from your foot the cause of your pain.
“Son of a bitch.”
>”Oh no, Anon.” Fluttershy says staring at the bloody foot, “Oh no, that's not good, hang on maybe I can find something…”
>Gilda at that point looks over your foot as well and starts to carefully pluck the bloodied stones, “You idiot, why didn't you say anything?”
“Sorry there was- ow- a rape plant chasing us down. No-ow! Not much time to walk carefully. Son of a bitch!”
>You grip your knees tight as you deal with the pain as Gilda slowly starts to clean your foot.
>”Shy do you have any water? We need to clean it!”
>Closing hooves echo in the cave as Fluttershy returns with a large leaf wrapped around something.
>”I found some herbs and there is a stream just down the way! We can carry Anon there to fix his feet.”

>>28836093
>Gilda frown is still in place, “Only problem is that he's too heavy for us to carry or did you forget that?”
“Hey, no relax I can still limp my way there.”
>”Pony feathers you will, I just cleaned your foot, you're not walking on it!”
>Holding your hands up in surrender you simply continue, “Okay, okay, I won't walk, you two can at least drag me there, you're strong enough for it.”
>Gilda at that point sets your foot down gently and looks over your body then at Fluttershy before returning back to you.
>”That might work...Fluttershy come here and hold still.”
>The yellow mare trots over to you both before Gilda has her turn around facing away from you both.
>”Ready as I'll ever be Gilda.”
>With some help from the catbird you struggle to stand before laying atop of Fluttershy.
>With a whoosh of displaced air the mare’s legs wobbly unsteadily as she holds your weight before it's suddenly much lighter.
>Thankfully Gilda was able to move to join Fluttershy with some help of your arm and her quick speed.
>The end result is awkward at best, but the girls aren't breathing as if they were having a panic attack now.
“Okay, let's just take it slow and I'll try to hel-”
>A butter yellow wing comes up to shush you, “It'll be okay Anon, we’ll get you there and get you all patched up. Don't you worry.”
>Gilda merely grunts as she starts to walk, “What she said, now hang on.”
>With that the two girls began their long arduous journey of drag carrying you to the brook Fluttershy had found.
>You tried to help,but each time you start to put weight on your feet the girls would call you out on it
>So you eventually just let them go at it, thankfully the stream was close by as you could feel the sweat collect in their fur.
>Both from the exertion and the body heat between the three of you soon had slicked with their fluids.
>It was a little gross, still your rag tag group managed to reach the brook.

>>28836097
>With a thud the two collapsed with you atop of them panting from the work.
>You manage to pull yourself off the duo and flop over onto your butt so you could see your feet.
“Girls you take a breather, I’ll finish fixing my feet. Shy can you tell me how to make this poultice?”
>Hissing as you sink your feet into the water watching as the clear liquid swirls with eddies of your blood that are easily carried down stream.
>”N-no, I-hah-I can help.” Fluttershy manages to say though her sides heaved from trying to catch her breath.
“Shy you’re about to keel over and die if you don’t catch your breath.”
>Reaching down you let out a grunt as you clean your foot.
>Fuck running around barefoot man
>”Let him-ah- finish up, Flutter-ha- shy. He can do it.”
>Sparing a look at Gilda you feel a bit touched she actually believed you could manage to not hurt yourself even more.
>Fluttershy’s brow furrows at you both before she reaches down with her head to grab the leaf filled with herbs, “You’ll need to, mash those three plants, then add water, use the leaf to hold it in place.”
“Will the leaf hold for me to walk?”

>>28836106
>Taking the plants you grab a nearby rock and start to grind the herbs down.
>Following the instructions you see Fluttershy sit down and rest, “You’ll be able to limp at least.” In an undertone from the yellow pony, “If you’re not tripping from the painkillers…”
>Extracting your foot you pretend to not hear the last bit, as you really could go for something to reduce the pain.
>Slapping the wet mixture to your foot you wrap the leaf around your foot.
>”Here.” Gilda says pulling down some vines from a nearby tree, “It’s not fresh linens, but it’s something at least.”
“Thanks, I’l- whoa…”
>Staring at your hands you watch as they seem to glow and you slowly clasp and unclasp them.
“Weird…”
>”Anon!”
>Drowsy you look up to find a sparkling corona of colors flowing around Gilda as she looks at you with worry.
>Is that a giant lightning bolt behind her?

>>28836109
>Dude that’s awesome!
>You try to poke it only to feel a light tingle in your arm and a hand on your chest.
>Wait hand?
>Looking down you just see a simple talon holding you in place as you continue to swipe your hands over the bolts running around the catbird.
>”Dork! Focus! Fluttershy what the hel did you give him?”
>”It was just a simple mix of herbs! Celestia’s Tears, Grape Rot, and Pegasi Step that’s all.” The owner of the so pretty voice comes into view and woooooow
>There is so much going on here that you don’t even know what to start with!
>The yellow mare; Fluttershy! Yeah that’s her name, she had an overpowering swirl of colors with small pink butterflies swirling around her chased after by little bats, then a large beam of yellow that stretched faaar away into the forest and then back to somewhere else. Finally was a pulsing healthy green that stretched down into the ground around her.
>So much to poke!
>Unable to help yourself you try to poke at the little butterflies, but they dart away and fly off while the little bats nip at your fingertips.
>The two colorful swirls continue to talk to each other, but you’re having so much fun with how these colors are acting.
>You could be forgiven for not paying attention as you’re suddenly lifted up and moved along, that’s alright after all you still entertained.
>What does the big yellow thing for?
>Prodding it with your finger you find its much deeper than you expected.
>It also feels so warm, peaceful even like slipping into a hot bath primed just for you.
>So of course you sink your whole arm into it.
>An almost motherly embrace overwhelms you as you smile softly before your gently pushed away from it by a small tingle in your other arm.
>As you relax you faintly hear someone mention sleep, yeah that sounds great about now.
>Just rest your eyes for a little bit.
>Even as the colors fade you can feel them on your skin, lulling you to sleep.

Drugs bad mk?

>>28836118
Righto, sorry it took so long to write I kinda had remembered I had made Anon here run through a forest barefoot and in his birthday suit. Had to take that into account, plus pony drugs maybe not being the same for humans. Yay science!

I'm done updating for now, hope those of you who were interested found it well worth the wait.

>>28836127
s-sugoi!

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>>28836118
>>What does the big yellow thing for?
>>Prodding it with your finger you find its much deeper than you expected.
>>It also feels so warm, peaceful even like slipping into a hot bath primed just for you.
l-lewd

>>28835850
That's our plan.
He follow us here, then we discretely fuck off back to our thread and let you guys deal with him.

>>28836204
truly anonfilly was the cancer all along

>>28836204
Fuck you faggots, we don't want him or you dumbfucks here. Piss off to your shithole. Pun intended.

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You ho-, you horny bastards are ruining my thread.

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>>28836229

More anon sing?

>>28836381
Lets agree to disagree then.

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you wake up in a graveyard and discover you're a long-dead skeleton who's revived magically, and you still have your free will and memories intact.

What would you do? How would you react?

>>28836455
What does this have to do with RGRE?

>>28836455
I would raise an undead army and march upon the fleshy mortals.

>>28836483
by being not RGRE enough

>>28836455
>>28836483
>>28836560
> Let's make it RGRE

> Acquire nearby shroud (if unavailable, steal shit from Rarity)
> Wail at night close to a nearby pound
> Bullshit courageous mares about how you were the most beautiful stallion in the world and how you got cursed by an evil sorcerer that was jealous of your beauty
> Become a bootleg version of the Lady of the Lake, sending white knight poner across the world to grab powerful items so they can "lift your curse"

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I need to stretch my legs RGRE. Lets do an on the fly oneshot. Grammar errors incoming!

>Okay shitheel.
>Your first call.
>You can do this; focus.
>This is the best job you could manage on such short notice.
>Don't screw this up.
>Flirt, talk slow, let them lead, run down those minutes, get that sweet, sweet commission.
>Easy.
>Your fingers curl around the brick-sized telephone and, with a cleansing breath, you free it from the receiver and lift it to your ear.
>Glancing at the pixelated screen as you do so, you can't help but notice the ID Info coming with the call.
>Name: 'Ponyville776'?
>... A payphone?
>You blink away the thought and lick your lips, turning your full attention to the caller.
"Hello?" you ask the silence, soft, inviting.
>You hear something, like a shuffling, and a slightly rough voice comes back to you, "Uhh, hi."
>It's a short exchange, but you don't miss the slight drawl in their tone.
>A country girl, huh?
>Well, it IS Ponyville...
>The caller clears their throat and continues, clearly uncomfortable, "Uhh... how're you this afternoon, sir?"
>...Sir?
>Ahh...
>You can't help but grin, shifting yourself into a more comfortable position in your chair.
"Ohhh, I'm doing just fine, thank you." you reply easily, flashing your operator a clever look, "This your first time calling in, sweetheart?"
>Knowing that you weren't the only one against the odds here was strangely relieving.
>There's a short pause on the other end before you get your reply, coupled with a nervous chuckle.
>"Uhh, yeah. Ah ain't really, uh...this is kinda' new ta' me..." she breaths out.
>Gee, who woulda' thought.
"Mmm, well, there's no need to be on edge for me. You're in good - hooves."
>Fiddling with whether to use 'hooves' or 'hands' in your head trips you up a little, and likely leads you into your next little blunder.
"What's your name, baby?"
>No - no no no, fuck!
>'Don't ask the client's name, it can make them uncomfortable. Let them tell YOU, and only if they want to'

>>28836811
GHOULSIES

>>28836071
Fuck yeah, missed this story.

>>28836811
>'Rule 2'.
>Rule freakin' TWO.
>You flinch a little, and there's another pause, the caller shuffling again.
>"U-Uhh... mah name is, uh... Pear Snaps..." she replies softly.
>Well... if that isn't a fake name then you'll eat your own tie.
>Create a trusting connection between you and the customer: CHECKAROO.
Eager to bounce back you go on, this time sticking to the basics a little more closely, "Mmm... has anypony ever told you that you have a very strong, sensual voice Miss Pear?" you murmur, hoping to coax her out of the shell you just shoved her into with your eagerness.
>"U-Uhh... well no... 'least, not anypony that sounds as handsome as you...u-uh, sir." she returns, following you deeper into the atmosphere and then skittering back at the last second.
>Nice, you're back on track.
>Keep it going, nice and easy.
"My name's Anon." you say, smiling into the bottom of the phone, "But you can call me anything you want..."
>"Alright, uh... Anon." the phone replies.
>...
>Fffffuck.
>You're blanking already.
>Your eyes widen and you shoot a worried glance at you operator.
>The blue-coated stallion catches on instantly and lifts his forehooves, flexing them while giving you an expectant look.
>Right!
>What a lifesaver!
Taking his quiet advice to heart you turn back to the phone excitedly, "Correct me if I'm wrong Miss Pear, but you sound like the kind of Mare that knows a hard day's work. Tell me, what do you do?"
>"Uhh, well... Ah work on a farm. Uhh, mah own farm. Ah own it." she says with a bit of pride.
>Perfect.
>"Mmmm, I knew it. You sound like a well put-together mare. I bet it would feel absolutely amazing to be held in your big, strong legs."
>"... would... would ya' like that?" she tries, timid but obviously warming.

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>>28833759
Truly the finest of all cocksocks, other than your own daughteru.

Sorry for the slow pace girls.
>>28837007
"I'd love it, Miss Pear." you reply in a breathy whisper, shooting your operator a thankful look, "I bet if I was wrapped up in you, cradled close to you chest, breathing in your scent through your big, soft tuft..."
>You pause there for effect, and you're sure you can almost feel her anticipation through wires.
"I'd be so flustered I'd... I'd want to do all sorts of things with you. I'd let you do just about anything, touch just about anywhere..."
>The caller audibly swallows.
>"L-Like... like yer hooves?"
"Mmhmm...." you affirm softly, hoping your bit lip translates through your hum.
>"... An yer chest?"
"Yes." you whisper huskily, hoping to lead her on with your tone.
>"... yer tummy.... yer soft thighs..." she breathes, clearly getting into things.
"Mmmmmm...." you groan softly, shifting the phone against your head.
>You can hear the steady motion of her breathing now, practically see the rise and fall of her chest in your mind's eye as she gets herself more an more riled.
"Please don't stop." you whisper needily, hoping you don't sound foolish, "What else would you do to me?"
>Her voice trembles as she speaks, "Ah'd... Ah'd wanna kiss you somethin' fierce...Ah WOULD kiss you. Ah'd lay you down on the soft hay where nopony else could see us an' nibble on yer soft lips..."
"Nnnn... you're getting me so hot Miss Pear. Please don't stop. I want you so, so badly." you coo into the phone, "Tell me everything. I want it."
>Another shift on the other end, and the caller sighs, clearly worked up.
>"A-Ah'd... Ah'd kiss all over yer neck, slide mah hoof down... down between yer thighs."
"Touch me."
>"A-Ah'd... Ah'd slide mah hoof up'n down yer big, hawt, th-throbbin--"
>A loud series of bangs seemingly halts her train of thought and cause you to jump, your heart leaping against your chest.
>"AJ! I've been looking all over for you! C'mon! Wrap it up! Those goal posts aren't gonna put themselves u---"
>Rattle.

>>28836811
WOOO WOOOOOO!

>>28837206
kek, Apples dirty fantasy name is pears. I can see what anon uses in their bed next time.

>>28837206
MOARRRRR

Also, if anyone wants to post something, just say so. I'm just droning on for fun here.
>>28837206
>Clatter.
>Click.
>...
>The quick look your operator shoots you informs you that the line is, as you assumed, quite dead.
>"What happened?" The dark red stallion asks, flipping a switch on his control board to alert the primary that your room was open for business again, "It sounded like it was going fine..."
"Shit luck." you curse softly, dropping the phone back onto the receiver and leaning back in your chair, flattening your palms against your face.
"All the shit luck."
>"Bummer..." he replies, turning back to his station, "Got about a minute and a half. Not... 'great' for your first time, but hey, I've seen worse."
"Uuugggghhh...." you groan into your hands, kicking your legs in annoyance.
>... Well...
>Could've been worse, right?
>You got her 'there', but you got screwed by unforeseen circumstance.
>No biggy.
>You can do this.
>You just got unlucky.
>Next time.
>You sit there for a while more, waiting, your next time taking it's SWEET time to show.
>After a while of drumming on your desk with your fingers and playing twenty questions with Wine you started to become worried.
>Your 'not working' time had overtaken your 'working' time by miles at this point, and that wasn't going to look good on your daily progress report.
>You FIRST daily progress report.
>Ponies and non-ponies weren't exactly clamoring for a job like this, but that didn't mean you were comfortable sinking below competence and getting your only job pulled out from under you.
>Just when your nerves were starting to tense to maximum capacity. a miracle occurs.
>The red transfer light on Wine's station lights up.
>"We got another one, look alive!" he says spiritedly, flipping a switch on his dash.
>As he pulls a jack out of the board and prepares to plug it back in and wire you into the correct port you straighten your back and take another quick breath, readying yourself.

>>28837407
>You hear what sounds like a muffled "ayyyy lmao" but it doesn't register

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>>28837423

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Hey, Ghouls, I'm gonna bump a bunch of horse words if you don't mind

Here's some more Celestia

>>28837592
OH BOY

GHOULS GO FASTER

FASTER GHOULS

>>28837592

>The darkness that gripped that small, one-window room was absolute. It had outlasted the candles, outlasted Twilight’s night-owlish nature, it outlasted every light in Canterlot, from magical to the old-fashioned oil lamp. Not even the moon dared show its face before this night.

>But this was not an oppressive, threatening darkness. No evil beings hid amidst it for some nefarious purpose. This darkness was gentle, almost warm. It embraced all that it touched, not swallowed, much like the tender embrace from a loving mother. In this darkness, one would usually find a peaceful, restful slumber, which is exactly what Anonymous found.

>The young man was out like a light. No nightmares haunted him, no worries or fears gripped him. Warmth bathed his body, from the top of his head to the bottom of his heels. The bed that he laid on was one of the most comfortable he had ever known. The pillow that he laid his head upon was firm and soft. There was a comfortable weight on his chest that moved with him with each breath that he took. He felt safe, he felt warm; as he snoozed he could hear the gentle [i]thump-thump[/i] of a heart.

>But then something changed.

>The air around him became electrified. With each breath that he took he could no longer smell pumpkin and vanilla, but ozone. The [i]thump-thump[/i] in his ear began to increase in pace and strength. For a few moments, a great weight settled on his entire being; a weight that not only bared down upon his body but his very soul. His heart, trying to compensate for the disturbance, began pumping blood to his extremities with greater force. And with that came a series of consequences.

>Anon began to squirm. His grip on whatever he was holding tightened, and his feet began to gently kick back and forth. He began to murmur incoherently, face scrunching up as he was slowly but surely pulled from slumber’s embrace.

>>28837592
Go, do. I'll prob drop one more post and then you can have at it undisturbed.

>>28837619

>And then, as if a switch was thrown, the night began to fade away. The blackness brightened, colors began to come alive. Rays of light poured over the mountaintops. The sole window in the little room became brighter and brighter. Soon, the first ray of sunlight poked through the blinds. Another followed that one, and another, and another, until much of the darkness was chased away and only shadows remained.

>A beam of light to the face was the last nail in the coffin for Anonymous. Though he tried with all of his might to stay asleep, wiggling and rolling and covering his face with his hands, sleep fell through his hands like sand.

“God… damn sun. Lemme sleep…”

>He cracked open an eye, then the other, blinking the sand and the blurriness from his vision. Mumbling a curse under his breath, he yawned, before burying his face into something soft and warm and closing his eyes again. To his surprise and confusion, a hum tore through the silence of the room as he did this.

>Eyes snapping back open, he pulled his face away and picked his head up. That was when he saw it. That mass of white fur, those wings that were wrapped around him, soft, silky, rainbow-colored hair that stood out amongst the whiteness like a mountain of coal in the middle of a snowy plain.

“What the hell…”

>His eyes slowly traveled upward. Up that plush, furry, muscular chest, up that thick, strong neck, past all of that hair that seemed to have a mind of its own. They stopped at a delicate, adorable, horsey face, with its smooth, feminine cheekbones and powerful, authoritative jaw. A pair of massive, amethysts eyes, unfocused and half-lidded, stared back at him as he slowly blinked.

>That was when it all came back to him. The breakfast, the talking, the crying, those candles that lit up the room in the most particular of ways.

>>28837423
KEK
>>28837407
>At this very moment some mare, somewhere, was typing their bank code into their keypad.
>Any second now your phone would ring and you'd get your second chance.
>Get psyched.
>You phone rings, just as expected, and you wait the customary three to five seconds to pick it up, just like you were told.
You lift the plastic device to your ear once again and speak, ready and willing, "Hello?"
>"Hi there!" a bronxy accent replies happily, surprising you.
>Her personality was a far cry from your last customer, instantly noticeable.
>Good, you wouldn't need to pussyfoot around at least.
>She probably wasn't knew to this.
"Well hey there cutie pie, how're you doing today?" you ask sweetly, exchanging a sheepish look with your operator.
>"Ohh, I'm doin' just fine mistuh..." she replies bashfully, your affectionate approach clearly hitting the mark, "How you doin'?"
"Wellllll, things are certainly looking up now that you've called." you reply, grinning into the mic.
>The caller giggles softly, clearly happy with your reply, "Wow, you're really sweet, mistuh." she remarks.
"Mmm, and I can be a whole lot sweeter..." you reply quickly, wetting your lips, "What do you want do here, baby?"
>There's a pause, the caller clearly mulling over your question through her little hums.
>"Ya' know... I think I want some cucumber..." she says finally, her innuendo clear as a bell.
You chuckle naughtily, leaning your elbows onto your desk, "Ohh, I've got plenty of that sweetie, plenty." you return, relieved at the progress you were making.
"What should I do with alllll his cucumber? Where do you want it?" your whisper, breathy and excited.
>"Ohh, you can just put it on top of the cheese like normal, mistuh." she replies, chipper and strangely un-phased.
>You freeze, frowning at your operator.
>The line goes silent for a while as you try to find the right words.
"Sweetie?" you begin.

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>Princess Celestia, Lady of the Sun, Tetrarch of Equestria, smiled down at him as he exhaled explosively, the tension leaving his body. “Good morning, Anon,” she whispered.

>It seemed like the two had somewhat changed positions during the night. Celestia not only had a hoof wrapped around him but both of her wings as well. Anon, meanwhile, had both of his arms wrapped around the alicorn’s barrel and had laid himself in such a way that he had as much of himself pressed up against her as possible.

>Looking forward, he could see the place where his head had rested in her tuft. When he moved his hands, he noticed that they were nestled on either side of her wing joints. As he moved his feet back and forth, he felt her tail all around his legs. The two of them hadn’t so much embraced each other as almost fused into a mass of feathers and fingers and warmth.

>Anon looked down at himself and at the princess. He wiggled around, trying to gauge the situation that he was in. Finally, he looked back up at the princess, smiling as best as he could this early in the morning.

>A part of him wanted to get up. He wanted to get up, roll away, and apologize for some reason. But a time-honored rule—that he had staunchly held to since he was out of diapers—prevented him from doing so. That rule was simple: If you were warm and comfortable in a bed, you were obligated to stay in that bed until forced to leave.

>He was warm and—while a little surprised—definitely comfortable, so he could not leave. Anon might have been many, many things, but a rule breaker wasn’t one of them.

“Good morning, Celestia,” he whispered back.

>As if it had a mind of its own, his left hand began to scratch right under the princess’s wing joint. Celestia’s eyes widened sharply in what might have been surprise. For a moment, Anon thought that he had done something wrong, but this fear was nullified when her smile grew.

>>28837656

>Did you sleep well?” she asked, wiggling back and forth ever-so-slightly.

Anon nodded, scooching a few inches away from the alicorn so that he could get a bit of breathing room. “Yeah. I slept a whole lot better than I thought I would actually,” he admitted, moving his hand downward so that he was scratching her side.

>He must have had some discomfort on his face because Celestia frowned. “Would you like to get up, Anon?” she gently asked. “I would be more than happy to release you from my wings if you’re getting uncomfortable.”

>To prove that her intentions were nothing but pure, she began to pull the wing on top of him back against her side. Anon’s eyes widened when he felt the warmth leave his back. A chill took its place; a horrible, stinging chill that no man should know before eleven o’clock. Making a face, he once again pressed himself against her.

>“Like I said yesterday, I’m fine,” he assured, a shiver running up his back. “Please put your wing back where it was before I freeze to death.”

>The princess regarded him for a few moments before a teasing grin graced her lips. “Very well, if you’re positive we can stay here for a little longer...”

>The blanket shifted as she once again wrapped her wing around him, bathing his body in warmth. Anon sighed—almost groaned, really—appreciatively as he wiggled his toes back and forth. “Thank you. It’s freezing in this room.”

>“The weather team brought in a cold front in preparation for winter just the other day,” Celestia told him. “It’s not quite bad enough that ponies need to bundle themselves up when outside, but it [i]can[/i] get a bit chilly in the mornings.”

“No kidding,” Anon murmured, picking his head up and looking around the room.

>>28837666

>He could see Twilight in the corner, a blanket wrapped around her body as she sat precariously on her chair. Her notebook was on the floor, open and covered with ink smudges, and her quill was stuck behind her ear, the writing end pointed at the ceiling. Smirking at the sight, he then looked over toward the window.

“Did you raise the sun already?” he asked, letting his hand wander down toward Celestia’s belly.

>Celestia’s diaphragm shook as she let out a pleased hum, her back-leg twitching in delight at his touch. “Yes. Though it was a little tricky, I managed to do it from the bed so that I didn’t wake you,” she replied, smiling ruefully. “Though it appears that I’ve failed, since you’re up and talking to me.”

“Eh, don’t worry about it,” Anon said with a yawn. “I usually feel shitty if I sleep all day anyway.”

He once again picked his head up and looked over at Twilight. “I hope that Twi over there wasn’t up all night writing in that notebook of hers.”

>Celestia shook her head and sighed. “I wouldn’t be surprised if she fell asleep only a few minutes ago,” she said, beginning to gently run the frog of her hoof up and down his back. “Though I love Twilight like a daughter, she has the horrible habit of jeopardizing her health over the silliest of things. Her research included.”

>Twilight, as if she had heard her name being said, let out a horsey snort, her whole body jerking before she went still.

>With that, the room fell into a comfortable silence. Anon continued to nuzzle his cheek into his feather pillow and scratch Celestia’s back and side with a hand. Celestia, making sure to do as little as possible so that she didn’t make her bed-buddy feel uncomfortable or threatened in any way, limited herself to rubbing his back with a hoof and holding him tightly within her wings.

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The silence went on for a long while before Anon looked back up at the princess and spoke. “Hey… about the whole, hundreds of lovers’ thing…”

>Celestia, whose eyes had begun to close as she began to quietly drift back off to sleep, looked down at him. Her brow furrowed for a few moments, as she contemplated what he had said, before a look of unease came to her face. “Yes…?” she asked carefully.

Anon’s mouth twitched. “I don’t know if I’d be able to go through that many people,” he admitted. “Sure, the constant sex would be great at first, but I think that I would get tired of it. If I lived as long as you, I’d probably become a celibate monk after like a hundred years.”

>Though there was no hint of mockery or distaste in his voice, Celestia found herself stiffening ever-so-slightly. Looking him over carefully, she pulled her hoof away from his back and tucked it against her chest. “In my younger years, I did grow tired of the pleasures of the flesh,” she admitted, looking away from him. “And for many years after that, I neither thought nor acknowledged any sexual desire in any that I met for a very long time.”

This time, the human smiled. It was a pleasant thing that sat well on his face and put her at ease somewhat. “I bet you got some wild stories,” he mused.

>The princess’s ears perked up and a small smile wormed its way onto her face. “I… may have a tale or two. Much of what I did in my younger years shouldn’t be spoken in polite company, however.”

>The two chuckled, Anon drumming his fingers against her belly.

>>28837696

“So what’s the deal with wanting a kid so bad anyway?” he asked. “From what you’ve told me, you’ve already led a pretty fantastic life. You climbed the mountaintop, you got the belt, you won the gold medal.” He shrugged. “Having a kid would seem like a real step down to me if [i]I[/i] traveled ancient ruins and fought demons made out of sticks and all of that stuff.”

>“Yes… it does seem rather [i]regular[/i], doesn’t it?” Celestia asked with a dreamy sigh, her eyes becoming unfocused. “To feel life growing inside of you, to care for another being like no other will, to feel the pain of bringing them to this world.”

>Though she looked down at him, she did not see him, lost in another world

>“After you’ve done as much as I have, Anon, wanting something as natural and as… pure as that is as exciting and as desirable as anything that I can think of.”

“So that’s why you’re asking me to do…[i]this[/i]?” Anon questioned, waving a hand around the room. “Because it’s something new?”

>Celestia’s smile became just a tad bit sad. “No, my little human. I haven’t asked you to consider this because I wish for something new,” she said, leaning down and nuzzling his cheek. “I do it because I wish for something [i]old[/i]; as old as time itself.”

>Anon twitched in startlement. He could not only feel the fur on her cheek, but her lips as well. He could feel them brush up against the side of his face, could feel her hot, moist breath wash over him with each breath that she took

>“All females can hear the call of nature, Anonymous,” Celestia whispered, her voice twanged with sadness and want. “Commoner or noble; from the mightiest alicorn to the lowliest of earth pony to the dragons on their mountaintops, we can hear it. It wants us to find a mate, wants us to know the feeling of having a child grow in us. It wants us to bear that child, watch them grow and teach them all that we’ve learned.”

>>28837715

>She stopped her nuzzling, simply pressing her cheek against his and lightly breathing.

>“For far longer than I can remember, I have heard this call. When I was younger, I ignored it and could do so easily, too swept up in my adventures and conquests. But now I am old, Anon.” Celestia sighed, holding him a little tighter. “I am so terribly, terribly old.”

Anon, not knowing what else to do, began to rub her belly. “You don’t look a day over five hundred,” he proclaimed.

>Celestia’s mouth twitched and her eyes seemed to light up for just a moment. “Thank you,” she said, nuzzling him again. “But still, I’m not as young as I used to be. Nowhere near as young. Life has slowed down, become less hectic and dangerous and filled with uncertainty. Many of the monsters that ravaged the world long ago are dead or gone. Though there have been some… mishaps recently, there has been relative peace in the land for a very long time.”

>Giving him one last little nuzzle, she pulled herself away from him and rested her head on her pillow.

>“Things have slowed down for my sister and I. This slowness has given me a chance to think, to dream, to listen to that sweet, alluring call that I had once so steadfastly ignored.”

Anon nodded slowly. “So… you’re becoming an old lady and you want to have a kid before you get even older?” he asked very, [i]very[/i] carefully.

>To his relief, Celestia chuckled good-naturedly. “I have been an “old lady” long before this kingdom was formed, Anon,” she said. “No, as I’ve said, I wish to experience all of the joys and hardships of being a mother. I wish to feel what mares have felt since the dawn of time.”

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“But being a mom sucks,” Anon countered, brow furrowing. “You have to change diapers and clean up piss and vomit. Kids scream all the time, all night long, so you’re not getting a lick of sleep. They’re also germ factories that touch everything that they’re not supposed to, so you’re going to be sick and miserable all of the time [i]along[/i] with being tired.”

>With each negative consequence that he pointed out, the joy and excitement on Celestia’s face grew and grew until she was nearly glowing.

>“Yes, it sounds [i]wonderful[/i], doesn’t it?” she asked with a sigh.

Anon’s eyes narrowed. “If you’re a masochist maybe.”

>“As I said, I wish to experience both the good and bad of motherhood. All of it.”

“[i]All[/i] of it?”

>“Yes.”

“What about if there was something wrong with the kid?”

>“Whatever impairment or disability he or she had I would still love them with all of my heart.”

“What about if they’re a little monster growing up? What if they get into everything and cry and scream and throw fits over the stupidest things?”

>You might have thought that Anonymous was singing the sweetest of songs onto the princess’s ear from the look that she was giving him.

>“I’d like to think that I would do everything in my power to make sure that my child was raised better than that,” she announced, picking her head back up and placing her chin on top of Anon’s head.

>He stiffened again, pulling his hand away from her belly. Celestia, still lost in her dreams, didn’t seem to notice. Mussing his hair up with a few purposeful nuzzles, she pulled away so that the tip of her snout was just a few inches from his face. Her mouth was parted slightly, putting her lips on full display.

>Anon found his gaze lingering on those lips for far too long. Though he hadn’t the faintest idea why, his heart began to race.

>>28837737

>Soft lips. Kissable lips. Lips that looked so familiar yet so different in the best of ways.

>His eyes widened as he began to have thoughts. Thoughts that he had been having more and more regularly these past couple of months, much to his concern. They were thoughts that sent warning signals off in his head, but not as many as there could—and perhaps [i]should[/i]—have been. And that made him nervous. Very nervous.

“What about if the kid was some kind of hybrid?” he demanded quietly, wrenching his gaze back to those big amethyst eyes staring down at him. “What if it had your head and my body? Or what if it had my head and [i]your[/i] body? What if it couldn’t walk or talk? What if we made some kind of monster? Some freak?”

>Celestia inched slowly downward, her eyes trained on his.

>“As I said, I would love them with all of my heart. No matter what they looked like, how they acted, or what other ponies thought of them,” she said, the steel in her voice sending chills up his spine. Those lips came closer; so close that all he needed to do was lift his head up and he’d feel them. [i]Taste[/i] them. “Nor would I care what ponies thought of my new pri—”

Anon’s eyes widened comically. “Bathroom!” he suddenly said, rolling out from in between Celestia’s wings. “I gotta use the bathroom.”

>He could feel the princess’s eyes on him as he threw off the blanket, leapt from the bed, and marched over to the bathroom like a man possessed. He did his best to ignore it however, stretching his arms out nice and wide in what might have resembled a causal stretch if not for how jerky and forced it looked.

“Hey, how about we both go and get something to eat?” he asked, looking over at the still-sleeping Twilight. “That way we’ll be able to let that one rest for a while before she has us doing whatever she wants us to do next.”

>>28837746

>Gathering up his courage— what little of that there was—he looked over his shoulder and at the bed. Celestia was lying exactly as she had been, her hooves outstretched and her head bent forward and her lips parted. There was now worry in those eyes of hers, however. Fear and worry and just a bit of regret.

>She slowly picked her head up and looked at him. “Anonymous, I didn’t make you uncomfortable, did I?” she asked. “Because if I did, know that I—”

“No, no, no! It’s not anything like that,” the human protested, his voice cracking as it rose in pitch. “I’m fine, I’m fine. I was just getting a little antsy from lying in the bed for too long is all.”

>His eyes began to drop from Celestia’s, down to those feminine cheeks and that powerful jaw, then tracing back up to those firm, soft lips. Realizing that he was staring, he shook his head like a dog, worry mixing in this his anxiousness.

“That and I actually [i]really[/i] want to get something to eat!” he said a little too loudly, a forced smile coming to his face. “So don’t worry about it. It’s not your fault. You didn’t do anything wrong. I should have lip—[i]told[/i] you about it sooner.”

>Though it didn’t look like she believed him, Celestia nodded all the same. “Very well, I shall ready myself and the two of us can go to the kitchens to get something to eat,” she said with a smile that didn’t quite reach her eyes.

Anon bit his lip. He opened his mouth to say something, but immediately closed it. “Yeah, we can keep talking like we were last night while we’re eating,” he said as he mentally kicked himself. “I mean, if you want to.”

>Celestia nodded. “I would like that very much,” she told him, sitting up with her rear-legs tucked against her chest.

“Great. You go ahead and get dressed and I’ll use the bathroom real quick, then we can go.”

>“I will wait here for you when you are finished.”

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>>28837760

Resisting the urge to walk over and slam his head against the wall until one of them broke, Anon forced his smile to widen. “Great! I’ll be out in a second!”

>Without waiting for an answer, he rushed over to the bathroom and closed the door behind himself as quickly as he could without slamming it.

>Celestia, terrified that she had just overstepped her boundaries, let out a sigh. “Oh horse apples…” she quietly cursed. She then looked down at the bed, sighing dejectedly.

>She could hear Anonymous pacing back and forth in the bathroom. He was muttering to himself, his feet pitter-pattering against the tiled floors. Celestia might not have been able to hear everything that he said, but she could hear bits and pieces.

“What the hell… Why would I… Every time I…”

>A groan came from within the bathroom, which was immediately followed by something being thrown. A second later, the bathroom door was thrown open and Anon stepped outside.

>His eyes were slightly wild and his hair looked like he had tried to run his fingers through it, only to give up halfway. He was staring at the princess hard, as if he was going to start shouting.

“You know, it took me six months to realize that you guys were people?” he blurted out, barely giving her a chance to look up at him and register his appearance. “I don’t mean that I didn’t know you were [i]people[/i], you’d have to be a dummy not to know that. I mean, I realized that you guys had jobs and family lives and businesses and mortgages. People-people stuff.”

>Taking deep breaths through his nose, he began to pace the room.

>>28837776
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>>28837776

“Back when I first got here, most of you guys just looked like a bunch of furry dogs to me. A lot of you were—and still are—[i]really[/i] adorable, and I really wanted to pick you all up and pet you and baby-talk you guys whenever I saw one of you.” He began to wring his hands. “And I know that that wasn’t fair. Just because most of you look adorable doesn’t mean that I should treat you like that. You guys build businesses, you have a government, you throw parties. You aren’t animals, you’re people like me. I’ve realized that, and I’ve been doing my best to [i]stop[/i] thinking like that.”

He stopped a moment and snorted, as if recalling something, before he began pacing again. “There’s been a couple of hiccups, more than a couple actually, but I like to think that I’ve done a pretty good job in that department.”

>He walked until he was a few inches from the wall. Without missing a beat, he spun around on one heel and began making his way past Twilight.

“Lord knows what you guys first thought of [i]me[/i] when I landed in that swimming pool,” he continued, so quietly that it was almost like he was talking to himself. “You all probably thought that I was some giant, hulking, ugly monster with weird, gangly arms. A couple of you probably thought that I was going to go on a rampage or eat one of you or some shit.” He snorted, as if the thought was so outlandish as to be humorous. “But even still, you all helped me out when I was scared and alone and didn’t know what was what. Even though I’m so different from all of you, I have pony friends and a pony employs me. Hell, on Thursdays, I go and play bingo and get drunk with a bunch of elderly ponies.”

>>28837789

Anon wrung his hands with greater force, rubbing a thumb over his fingernails. “Even though you all had every right to chase me into the woods or mount my head over a fireplace, you didn’t. Most of you didn’t see a monster. A lot of you didn’t even see me as someone all that different from you.” His brow furrowed as he looked down at his feet. “From almost the get-go, you saw me as a person.”

>Walking by Twilight, he reached out and booped the mare’s nose. Twilight snorted, her body lurching forward and her wings popping to full extension before they settled back against her sides.

>“The books are made of ice cream,” the mare mumbled, before going still. “Ice cream and hayburgers…”

Anon, regarding the purple alicorn for a few moments, shook his head and continued walking. “And that’s a really great thing. I wish people back home were as accepting as you guys. [i]I[/i] wish I was as accepting as you guys.”

>Celestia, her ears perking up, sat up in the bed a little straighter. “Anon, I—”

“Just, let me finish my thought please,” he interrupted, raising a hand as he looked at her pleadingly. “I know that I’m rambling, and I know that I probably sound like a nutjob, but there’s a point here. Really. I promise.”

>Taking a deep breath, the princess made herself comfortable and motioned for him to continue, which he did gladly.

>>28837789
HE'S A GREEN MACHINE

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>>28837799

“Now that I’ve kind of gotten past the whole ‘you’re-all-alien-dogs-and-I-want-to-pet-you’ thing, I can [i]see[/i] it in all of you. The way that you move, when you laugh, when you all smile or yell at each other or at me. I can see the humanity in you. Some of you are so much like the people I left behind that it drives me [i]crazy[/i].” He stopped in front of Twilight. “Look at this one. I knew a guy that would sleep [i]exactly[/i] like this. Her facial expression is the same and everything. Right down to the fucking drool going down her lip.” Reaching up, he gently placed his hand against her cheek, using a thumb to wipe said drool away. “You guys are so, so human that I can’t believe it. And that goes for everyone, you and Twi and Pank and everyone back in town. Everyone.”

Anon sucked in a lungful of air, holding it in for a few seconds before releasing it with an explosive sigh. “Everywhere I look I can see it,” he said, almost whispering, as he shrank into himself. “There’s a [i]flash[/i] of human with each time that I look at any of you. I can almost imagine seeing Twilight here as some chubby little girl and you as some smoking hot babe that could get any guy that she wanted. But I can also see the—” he waved his arms around vaguely. “—the pony parts of you.”

He began to fiddle with his hands again, looking down at them with a frown. “I [i]always[/i] see the pony parts when one of you guys puts your head in my lap and wants me to run my fingers through your manes. I see that part when you guys hug me or nuzzle me and all of that shit.” He turned toward her, a thousand emotions running across his face. “But when one of you gives me that “come hither” look or tries to flirt, or when someone flicks their tail out of the way and I see… you know, I still see your pony side, but I can also [i]see[/i] the human part.”

>>28837810

>He looked down at the princess’s mouth for a few moments before his gaze flicked back up to her face. He took a half-step toward her, then another.

“At first, I was really freaked out when I saw things like that; when you guys showed me that you’re people-people, or pony-people, or whatever the hell you want to call it. The longer that I stay here though, I get less and less bothered by it. I’m starting to stop seeing it as seeing the pony-person part of you and more as the people-people part of you. Tail and hooves and all.”

Anon took a few more steps toward her, until he was standing a foot or two away from the bed. Anxiousness began to show in his features. “Does that make sense? I hope it at least makes a little bit of sense to you, because I’m thinking about what I just said and…” he trailed off for a few seconds before groaning, covering his face with his hands.

>Celestia looked him up and down carefully, her face an emotionless mask. She then took a deep breath. “Anonymous, come here,” she said, gently but firmly, beckoning him with a wing.

>Anon, his hands still covering his face, took the last few steps toward the bed, spun around, and sat down with a sigh. Without missing a beat, the princess wrapped a wing around his shoulder.

“…I mean, I might be dumb but I’m not stupid. I’m starting to see what you guys see. There’s bare asses around me all way, and some of them are just so fucking… when I squint I think I’m ogling some cute girl walking down the street instead of some unicorn or earth pony.”

>As he continued to ramble nonsensically, letting his hands fall from his face and into his lap, Celestia leaned him towards her, pressing his cheek against her chest. Anon barely seemed to notice it, staring hard at the ground with a look of concern.

>>28837815

“The warning signals still go off. They still tell me that I’m looking at a four-foot tall, colorful little horse’s [i]ass[/i], but those signals are starting to get quieter and quieter, and sometimes I don’t even…” He groaned again, the noise making Twilight twitch in her sleep.

Grimacing as if he were in pain, he looked up at her. “…I’m sorry for blowing up on you like this, Celestia,” he mumbled, his toes digging into the carpet beneath. “I’m always such a bitch in the mornings and—”

>“There is nothing to apologize for,” Anonymous,” she said firmly. She reached down and grabbed his hand with her hoof, giving it a squeeze. “You’ve obviously been holding all of… [i]that[/i] within yourself for a while now.”

Anon shrugged, looking over at Twilight. “I was just thinking, since we may or may not… become better [i]friends[/i] in the near future, that telling you this might… do something?” He sighed again, slumping down. “It might show you why I’m a little flaky on this? Maybe it’s just to show you that I’m some fucking spaz that shouldn’t have kids.” He softly snorted. “I don’t even know anymore. It’s just that you and Twi talking to me about… you know, is making me think [i]really[/i] hard about it.”

He sighed. “I’ve kinda been thinking about it already, what with a couple mares in town asking me out and stuff. I know that I’ve been telling them no, but I don’t know if that’s just because I [i]don’t[/i] want to go out with them or if it’s because I don’t [i]think[/i] that I should…”

>Celestia’s grip on his shoulder tightened as he went quiet. “I’m honored that you’d confide something like this to me, Anon,” she said, almost sounding grateful. “It must not have been easy to come out of that bathroom and tell me all of this, jumbled and confused though it was.”

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>>28837827

Anon snorted again. “I’m telling you, I probably blurted all of that shit out because it’s early in the morning and I haven’t had any breakfast or coffee yet.”

>The princess gave his hand another squeeze. “There is nothing wrong with being afraid of the new and unfamiliar, Anon,” she said quietly. “It is only natural for you to feel like you do, and Harmony only knows how I would react if I were in your situation.”

“If you were in my world some nut-job would have probably cut you into pieces to see how you worked. Or if you were particularly unlucky, someone might have tried to eat you.”

>Celestia, her nose scrunching up ever-so-slightly, gave him a nudge. “That being said, you shouldn’t run away from these feelings, Anon,” she advised. “Confront them, sort them out, and, if you can, overcome and understand them.” She then smiled ruefully. “Trust me when I say that nothing good comes from running away from or ignoring your emotions.”

>For a long while, Anonymous didn’t say a thing. He continued to look over at Twilight, his eyes narrowed and thoughtful. But, after nearly ten minutes of silence, he slowly looked up at the princess.

“…I think that it’s like a muscle that I need to exercise,” he told her thoughtfully. “The ‘ponies-can-be-attractive-and-I-kind-of-like some-of-their-butt’s’ thing, I mean. If I just sat down and talked with someone long enough, I think it wouldn’t be all that bad. I think. Maybe. At least, I don’t think that it would make it any [i]worse[/i].”

>Celestia gave him a look. “Well, we’re both sitting,” she began. “And I’m more than happy to listen to anything that you wish to tell me…”

Again, Anon was quiet, mulling things over in his mind. After about a minute of this he looked up at the princess. “Do you remember telling me that your sexual escapades shouldn’t be said aloud to anyone?”

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>>28837836

>Celestia nodded. “I recall saying that, yes.”

Anon nodded in turn. “Well, not to sound pushy or anything, but I’d like to hear a couple of them, if you wouldn’t mind,” he said, moving himself so that he was properly looking at her.

>Celestia looked down at him for several seconds, an eyebrow raised, before a smile came to herself. “Very well, but just remember my warning.”

Anon chuckled. It was a weak thing, bogged down with emotion and cracking from stress, but a chuckle all the same. “I’m not telling you to go all-out on me right out of the gate. You [i]can[/i] ease into it. Maybe you start with how you and a full grown, hundred-foot tall dragon got it on in a bit better detail, since I’m still kind of interested about it. You know, for academic purposes.”

>>28837846
Alright, I'm done. Four more chapters to go. If you guys see anything weird or anything that should be changed, just point it out

>>28837636
Also, I've added and lightly edited what exists of my little drabble in my pastebin, which is right here.
http://pastebin.com/8p495NXK

>>28837636
my sides

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>>28837846
>>28837854
Winghugs are my weakness.

As are soft princessly lips.

>>28837854
Please have Twilight stop being near them.

>>28837846
why would you want to hear about her sexual history

>>28835338 or more realistically, take 1/5th the short 'do you understand the idea' short to remind everyone, "hey, you are on RGRE, remember" but if you can go subtle in less then 2000 characters, hats off

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>Ponyville's mayoral race has begun
>It's Mare vs Harshwhinny
>Every word that comes out of their mouths is an insult to the intelligence of every Ponyvillian, yet they lap it up like mother's milk
>Anon asks why they can't have another primary and choose new candidates
>Princess Celestia personally comes down and boops him into submission
>Except he's a human and isn't affected by boops, so he keeps going
>A week later, Ponyville has its first male mayor

>>28838256
To be fair, RGRE is a concept while, say, bugbutt is a pool of characters. It's harder to write RGRE without cockslapping the reader because it can cover any character and location while adhering to very specific behaviour that every writer interprets differently.

>>28838298
The idea that a pony can be booped into submission is adorable. The idea that boops do anything at all is also adorable.

>>28835478
why is it more hostile... we have kind of been in the middle of hostile the last what, around 5-12-16? I remember because working on a story back then right after the jbg shit happened. one anon had autism over something in his bin, proceed to bitch for 3 threads and for another 5 kept witch hunting. This asshole has yet to go away or at least the effect of him has yet to die. Every time something could possibly be a fetish, he shit storms about it till the writer quits or leaves, hell its a reason why frosty gave up this thread.

Just a FYI to any writer, NEVER TELL US WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO, outside of the vaguest 'yea, a changeling will be in there, maybe minotits' as this thread will twist anything you say into a fetish and bitch you away before you even post. Just fuckin do it and they can only complain after the fact.

>>28838374
When you think about it, we're really not a very nice thread.

>>28838571
There is a reason they set up a discord and exchanged emails. They like posting their shit here, but they can not be asked to deal with that faggot who refuses to kill himself.

>>28838374
I miss frosty...

>>28838374
I was a bit surprised at the response I got. "Blood play fetish" is definitely not what this is about. Going to write it either way and I'm glad to see some ideas tossed up at least.

>>28838675
you could write an entire fucking book, have the thing be amazing, but if you take one like to say anon stepped on a thumbtack he will call it foot fetish shit.

Really wish we had an id system like pol and b use to have we could turn on, because I honestly believe it's just one faggot that rages then false flags to rage some more.

>>28838675
We eagerly await your contribution to the fatherland

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>>28838675
Yes hello please write thank you.

Bats a cute, rgre bats even more cute.

>>28838675
Please don't go. I know this thread is a bit shit, but the the (silent) majority of us want to read your stuff.

>>28833943
Friendly reminder that there was gold in the shit-end of this thread. I just think Dash&Scoot stuff would be fun to read in an RGRE setting.

>>28834886
I don't want it here (altho the themes certainly can be combined nicely) I just want it alive again. I'm so sick of the propeller.

>>28838374
>frosty gave up this thread.
wat?

how long ago was this?

>>28838905
frosty apparently moved over to incest thread, remember when someone bitched at everyone who even jokingly mentioned incest?

then frosty came back to do a bit more good old gals, but because anon got fucked by discord and is female for flutters at the moment, a long list of fuck off with tf happened.

its like im watching fucking aie tell every writer to fuck right the hell off again.

>>28833759
>>28837100
love the flurry heart image where she tells anon to fuck her face then anon walks off because he does not want to be her emotional baggage.

>>28838921
Frosty is kill in incest thread too.

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>>28838921
but frosty hasn't given me a foal yet.

i NEED jagog
i NEED frosty

WHO MADE FROSTY CRY? I'LL KEEEEEEL YOU

COME BACK FROSTY

I SWEAR I'VE CHANGED

>>28837715
did celestia just admit they are filthy mud ponies?

I found some VERY GOOOOOOOD fimfiction about "Due to lack of males" but it not RGRE. It not about us, it not about... human... well no. also this one have VERY VERRY GREAT PLOT!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/117659/transformed

I also know this author focus on story plot.

>>28838942
So the old propellor finally caught him for good this time...

>>28839012
>grammar
first, check your grammar, second. This...is Interesting.

>>28839022
He is kill

>>28838960
>Propeller Immune
It's like looking at a picture of your grandpa from when he was young, where the occupants are laughing and happy and have no idea that they're all dead now.

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>>28839022
>>28839067
gentlemares...

i propose we kill the propeller

>>28839143
I think we'll need to acquire an iceberg for that.

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>>28837715
>to the lowliest of earth pony

>>28838960
>>28838722
>>28838298
>>28837846
>>28837636

QUESTION
If Anon is inmune to magic completely.
How does the magic of music affects him?
Can Anon start singing and ponies tune up with him?
Or does the magic give him the music he needs for that moment?

Normal day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkxIVbpDLG0&index=4&list=PLvNp0Boas723CiuhA_qJDad2r1XmAZaBw

Starting a travel or adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

Or is it epic all the time and completely out of context

Going out for food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcZhJDUFb58

Fishing with Fluttershy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9nTcROQtw&list=RDOjyai1u2Hj8&index=28

Reading with Twi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmDSAXCQqyI

Working with the apples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvZF_FMW2Gk

Getting where i'm going with this?

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>>28839357
He can't even hear it. He just sees ponies awkwardly dancing and singing to music he can't hear.

>>28839361
Thanks Anon. We'll make sure LaP sees this.

Sorry:
Were it is the music for traveling, it is supposed to be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtiyZBY8W_E

Sexy times is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

>>28839357
If you're talking about the singalong stuff, it's been done a few times in a few stories? I think? Can be pretty funny, actually.

I don't think even reading LaP could pull me out of this funk that US hate and anger has created.
Russia, phillipeans, now US, middle east... the world really really needs pone right now.

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Get fucked trump wins

https://youtu.be/8Sp6ePKe6iI

>>28839770
>>28839793
So, I don't wanna derail after what happened at start of the thread, but...
We glorious emperor now?

Brace for impact, there's gonna be so much gloryposting to come that that it's going to make Anonfilly's little 'invasion' look like down syndrome'd twelve year olds running at us with foam swords.

Good morning, friends.

>>28840248
it is most definitely not a good morning

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>>28840292
why not?

>>28840321
Whatta night
Whatta guy
God-King bless RGRE, it's gonna be a wild ride

>>28840321
because I'm serious about my politics and ironically voting trump was not something I did. because now a lot of bad things are going to happen to people i care about and the ironic sense of detachment and /pol/ trolling is not something I need.

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>>28840378
hey at least it gives you a good reason to try and marry that illegal mexican you been dating eh?

>>28840378
It's not like Trump can just say "Assault weapons are legal, women stay in the kitchen, and gays aren't allowed in the military."
There's a reason we have the senate, congress, etc, etc. Hell, Obama barely got anything done because of them. Now, be thankful that the American political system is such a bureaucratic cesspool.

>>28840404
except the republicans now control the house, the senate, and the presidency. they have majorities. they can do whatever they want.

>>28840409
also they get to appoint a new supreme court justice.

>>28840409
So? only thing were gonna jump on is illegals.

>>28840419
and minorities. and LGBT people. and women.

>>28840378
>because now a lot of bad things are going to happen to people i care about
You mean get deported for being a fucking illegal immigrant?

Good.

>>28840436
did you pay attention to anything trump said beyond immigration? he thinks we should get rid of the minimum wage for christs sake.

>>28840451
Nice source.

You're gonna build that wall right?

>>28840462
can we just go back to talking about ponies? I need something in my life right now that doesn't make me wish death upon the world.

>>28840432
uh the faggots are gonna be okay so are women.
presidents don't even have that type of power and local law still holds i can't just go rape a bitch in a few weeks cause we have trump now.

>>28840488
He's just upset 'muh vagina' and 'muh bigotry' won't work anymore .

>>28840498
No shit i was out with some buddies today all black and the only bitch there who wanted to vote for hillary was the mexican.
the one black girl who could vote due to no felony voted trump.

>>28840498
Just like my dipshit lib roommates, they woke me the fuck up and I have an exam in the morning. at least their whining let me know we did it.

Less election spam, more RGRE greeny greens.

>>28838212
she fucked a literal dragon, not what spike is, not what the teens were, but a massive fuck off dragon, I want to hear how that went down too.

Did someone ask for greens?
--
>Clean cut is stunned by your question.
>"What did you say Anon?"
"I asked, what are Alicorns."
>Jerking to her feet, she shuts the windows and door then walks up to you with an urgent expression on her face.
>"Anonymous, where did you learn that word?"
"Heard it when I was down at the market."
>"Don't lie to me, Anon."
"I swear I just overheard it when I was at the market."
>She eyes you, doubt in her eyes.
>"I hope for your sake that's true."
"What's wrong, Cut?" you ask, taken aback by her sudden change in tone.
>"The elder council has forbidden all mentions of the old race."
>Clean cut goes behind the counter and levitates a bottle of amber liquid, pouring herself a thimble.
>"Until a decade ago, Equis had different rulers."
"The Alicorns?"
>"Anon, unless you want to be sent to the stocks, stop saying that word." Cut growls at you.
"Alright, so what do you call them now?"
>"The Lowborn, or the old race." Cut empties her cup in one swig before continuing.
>"The old race were a rare breed. A long time ago, they were thought bring good luck. Legends say that they can raise and lower the sun and moon without losing their magic."
"I get the feeling that's not the case anymore."
>"Not after the elder council's revolt, no."
"What happened?"
>"The elder council was unhappy that the monarchs held all the power. So they staged an uprising and won." She spits out venomously "Soon after, all Alicorns were rounded up and killed."
"All of them?"
>"So they want us to believe."
"There must have been ponies that helped the Alicorns? Killing a race isn't that easy."
>Cut glares at you for a second.
>"We're closing early today, Anon. Pack and leave."

>>28841026
>Cut's voice jolts you from your train of thought, nearly causing you to jump.
"But it's not sundown yet."
>"The council's late today, it should be evening already."
>It does feel like a rather long day.
>Not looking a gift horse in the mouth, you walk into your office and pack up.
Heading out the front entrance you prepare to leave, until you feel a tug on your shirt.
>"Anonymous, you wanted to know what happened to the ponies that sheltered the old race?"
"Yeah."
>"They were burned at the stake for treason."
>You take a few seconds to let this sink in.
>"I don't know what you have gotten yourself into, Anonymous."
>You have Jews in your house.
>"But make your choices carefully"
>What do you do?
>"Stay safe."
>You're fucked.
--
That's all I have for now, the rest is still a work in progress.
Added in this line to prevent repeat posting bullshit.

>>28841034
Obligatory Pastebin Link: http://pastebin.com/wp32Shdk

>>28841034
A nice little snack. Thanks Tasty!

>>28838675
We called it out because you were talking about it in your first post here>>28834468
Specifically this line
>figured I'd try a cute little blood sucking bit I had in
keep fetish shit to yourself, keep it RGRE, and its all fine.

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>Rarity seems like a smooth operator, but she has a dark secret

>>28838374
We had a literal Anon filly thread invasion to try to push some diaper fag that was invading their thread over here, We are being perfectly reasonable. I can find the fucking quote where one of them admits it too, in fact here you go sense you cant fucking read a conversation.>>28835850
>>28836204

>>28838876
Too bad, marital problems where shit to begin with and the one time the propeller could be called a hero. They should stay dead, not attach that parasite here.

>>28838942
>>28838921
>>28838905
>>28838960
Frosty just had issues finishing any of the stories he was writing. It wasn't anyone bitching. I can confirm this from being in the incest thread, he stopped his established greens after awhile and just did oneshots instead until just quitting. It was quite sad to watch, I miss the Pie Sisters green.

>>28839027
Its a FiM fag, grammarisnt a thing.

>>28841211
>oh no, I cant ignore a single poster and have no idea how to hide a trip/thread chain, lets autism over it.

Dude, you don't like it fine, I don't like diapers either, but i have this amazing ability to scroll down apposed to shitting up several threads with fear mongering.

>>28841220
I was actually there when the incest thread acted like cunts.

>>28839012
Transformation is shit, but thanks for trying.

>>28839793
>>28839815
We are fucked, calling it now. RIP world it was a shit ride.

>>28841232
Go back to /pol/

>>28837683
Twilight needs to learn about research assistants.
>>28837810
>[i]
LAP, your formatting needs work.
>>28837846
>How does sex work?
Penis goes in vulva.
Pony is stretchy.

>>28838200
Twilight will never stop being near them.
This is something that has never happened before and must be recorded.
From many angles.

>>28838298
>Or Equestria has an electoral system that isn't complete shit.
>Nah, that's too unrealistic.
>Unless there is one that isn't complete shit, but the ponies never bother using it because they like the princesses too much to bother.
>Celestia TRIED to get them to vote, but even when she wasn't running, everyone always just voted for her.
>Now she just gives political positions out on whatever arbitrary conditions she feels like at the time.
>Mayor Mare got her job as a prize in a Hearthswarming cracker

>>28838613
We still love you.
Filthy peasant.

>>28838675
Now i kind of want to try writing blood fetish stuff.

>Be Anon the vampire in Equestria
>You have to drink blood because you're a vampire
>You used to drink blood from the blood bank but now you're in this new world, you kind of miss that.
>It was just so convenient.
>Now you have these ponies who get off on you drinking their blood.
>You suspect they're the reason the horse hospital keeps having their blood refrigerator malfunction.
>But now you have to drink straight from the source, usually biting their neck like in the movies.
>"YESSSSSSSS"
>SPLOOSH
>At least the sun here doesn't hurt you ever since their leader found out about you avoiding it.
>You suppose it's an okay trade-off.

>>28838921
Incest an okay theme.

>>28838981
>>28839303
It's a proven fact that mud ponies are inferior.
Unless you're talking about the ones actually made out of mud.
Those ones are actually pretty neat with their shapechanging abilities.

>>28841037
More when?

>>28841211
>Not knowing what sarcasm or humor are

>>28841230
Transformation USUALLY a shit.

>>28841349
Soon, just need to fix a few things.

>>28841362

>need to fix a few things.

You have Mexicans in your house dont`cha?

>>28841434
10 FEET HIGHER DESU CHAN

>>28841434
Damn taco vendors won't leave my front lawn.

>>28840378
>no more illegal immigrants and no more gang-raping refuges
Oh no how horrible

>>28841034
Much like real-life Nazi Germany, Anon isn't going to have a good time.

>>28841349
>>Twilight will never stop being near them.
>"Twilight, please, it's been 10 years."

So we made jokes a few months ago about Luna being the Donal-excuse me. About Luna being the Mister President Trump of Equestria, with Celestia being obama. Let's get some RGRE green with Luna making Equestria glorious again.

pic as seen in: >>28833625

>>28841557
>Luna won't let bird-niggers illegally immigrate to Equestria
Fucking griffons.

>Deer prisoners are fed to Anon to spread fear among them
It isn't a war-crime if it's a deer.

>>28841629
>Deer did nothing wrong
>Deer want to buckhuman's dick
>Deer is elf

>>28841677
Imagine this, but with Anon and a deer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

>>28840488
The president almost absolutely has the power in the form of the Supreme Court. Of which the tiebreaker nominee is vacant and 2 others are nearing that "Either they die or retire" age.

Trump said he would nominate only the most conservative of judges. He has the Senate majority to get that through. The current conservative movement does not mesh well with LGBT or Women's rights. Those groups are kinda fucked for at least the next 10 years or so.

>>28841026
>>28841034
Ja! Mein Freund!

Ignoring /pol/ka music, posting green

> Be Princess Celestia
> However, you don't know why you are Princess Celestia in the glue fact- horsepital
> And your head aches, which is no fun, you need cake
> You look around your bed, and oh, hello handsome
> Some slender minotaur looking stallion is reading a book in a chair by your bed
> He doesn't look like a nurse, you wonder what he is doing here
> Not that you're complaining
> You clear your throat
"Hello, is there something I can help you with? Although I may be indisposed at the moment."
> He drops the book in shock, staring at you with wide eyes
> You hope he doesn't catch a case of too formal language
> He surges towards you, wrapping his arms around your neck and nuzzling just below your head
> You freeze, enjoying the male attention, but desperately hoping nopony gets the wrong idea
> After a few minutes, he pulls back, tears in his eyes
> "I'm glad you're alright, Sunshine. You really had me worried there."
> ...what?
> You search his face for any kind of familiarity
"Do I know you?"
> He gives you a weak smile
> "I'm your coltfriend."
> What

>>28841769
> The doctor mares are very patient as they explain your situation
> It seems you had some sort of climatic battle with a sorcerous pod of narwhals, and got a bad case of magic dissonance when you subverted the spell they were weaving
> Point is, you lost a full year's worth of memories
> The doctors explain that it would be best to take some time off to recover, and linger around familiar things
> Which apparently includes a hot young coltfriend
> Well done, past you

> You return to your quarters to find things are not quite as you left them
> Of course, you have quite a few friendship reports more than before, but that is to be expected
> However, the second dresser is new, along with a kitchenette with an apron hung up nearby
> One thing has your undivided attention
> A delicious aroma permeates the room
> Anon chuckles behind you, low and pleasant
> "I should have known you'd wake up once the cheesecake was done."
> You stare at the oven and fridge in wonder
> You were never able to get the hang of baking, something to do with juggling a stellar furnace and operating a small oven
> But now, you can have cakes whenever you want, without the judgemental stares, ah, that is, without bothering the stallions in the castle kitchen
"I think I'm in love."
> Anon chuckles again and gives your flank a swat as he passes by you
> "That's what you said last time. Now come on, let's eat this thing."
> He bends slightly to retrieve the cheesecake from the fridge, his rump jutting out impudently
> You have never been so turned on

>>28841773
> You stare at the dark ceiling, too tense to sleep
> This might have something to do with the stallion beside you under the covers
> No matter what he says, you still feel weird acting...intimately with a stallion you barely know
> Goodness knows you fantasized about this sort of thing enough, but Anon is so kind and real, with his own feelings
> What if he figures out that you are actually a super lewd mare?
> Your fretting is interrupted by an arm across your neck and the firm, hot length of a stallion snuggling up against you
> You let out a strangled whisper
"Anon?"
> He just murmurs sleepily and snuggles closer
> Hnnngggg
> You gaze down at his sleeping face, taken at how alien yet adorable it is
> You smooth his hair to the side with a wisp of magic
> He sighs happily
> You smile gently, savoring the sweet experience
> As you lay your head back on the pillow, you relax
> Well done, past you
> Well done

> You wake as you often do, wet between the legs and restless
> Then something pokes your hip, and you remember you aren't alone
> You glance to the side, and there is Anonymous, still cute, especially with his bed head
> Still, what is poking you?
> His arms are around your neck, his legs tangles with yours
> That just leaves...
> You feel very warm all of a sudden, both from blushing and,
> You wink, very wet
> Anon stirs, gazing at you blearily
> Then he sniffs and you feel deep shame
> He grins
> "My, but you are having a very good morning."
> You cover your face with a wing, trying to block out the embarrassment
"It's just morning dew, it happens to all mares in the morning."
> He rubs your belly, which is Not Helping
> Those fingers feel sooo goooood
> "Are you saying I'm not stallion enough to get you wet?"
> For added emphasis he grinds his hot length against your flank
> You hold back a groan
> Curse stallions and their sexiness and whimsy
"No, you're very handsome and, oh stars and void..."

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>"We have elections every 1000 years, and the next one is coming up. Don't worry, I feel very secure in my position. Who else would become Princess of the Sun? Luna?"

>>28841776
Good green my friend!

>>28841776
> You wink again, a bonfire in your belly
> But you are Princess Celestia, and you must be true to yourself
"I just wanted our first time to be..."
> Oh no, you just tipped your sunhat
> "Oh yeah, I remember that. I thought you were just trying to be romantic because I am a stallion."
> Is it possible to die of embarrassment?
> Alas, it's probably not possible for you, alicorn that you are
> He kisses your cheek
> "That's pretty cute, Sunshine. So I guess the question is, do you want breakfast, a shower, or-"
> He nibbles on your ear
> "Me."
> You're going to need new sheets

http://pastebin.com/M1RVF8DT

Quick little oneshot, hope you guys like it.

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>>28841776
>"Anon?"

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>>28841793
I love it. now let fuck my little pony.

>>28841793
Now I need more.

>>28841793
Do more.
More Sunbutt is always better.

>>28841727
He's not about to make it legal to rape women in the street, Anon. And if women are so (huehuehue) fucked, then why did so many of them vote for Trump

Also to avoid off-topic banning: Anon is professional chef. Stays in the kitchen. Stallion's rights activists are outraged and confused when Anon tells them that he enjoys cooking and likes doing what he's doing. "The matriarchy has claimed another styllion, brythyrs."

>>28841831
>He's a gender traitor my brothers.
>But he's only doing this because of the internalized misandry put in him by the matriarchy.