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Last thread: >>28781496This is totally a continuation of the reunion thread for a particular CYOA that finished a year ago.
Most basic CYOA: https://www.anonpone.com/persona/20445414#navbar
Last time, in My Little Persona: Arena Slam
OH SHIT WE'RE BACK AFTER ONE YEAR
MISSED ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER
OH SHIT WE MAKIN' A SPINOFF
OH SHIT IT'S ARENA
OH SHIT IT'S NIGHTMARE NIGHT, GOTTA GET COSTUMES
OH SHIT NONE OF US HAS ANY FUCKING IMAGINATION AND THERE ARE REPEATS EVERYWHERE
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO THE SETTLE THIS
NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING TALK IT OUT, WHAT ARE YOU A FAGGOT
ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT IN FANTASIA
IT'S ON NOW!
We now return to the quick spin off, already in progress
>>28793957
OH SHIT
I'M POSTING FROM MY PHONE AT WORK AND TOTALY CAN'T COMPETE LIKE I USED TO
I FUCKING MISSED DOING THIS THOUGH
>>28793957
Ah, felt good to pull that one off again.
QUICK MATCH RUNDOWN:
>HIerophant & Lovers vs Hermit and Temperance
FUCKING LOVERS DIDN'T WATCH HIS HP
>Emperor and Priestess Vs Fortune and Empress
EMPEROR IS FUCKING BLIND HOLY SHIT
>Star & Chariot Vs Devil and Moon
WHAT THE FUCK IS MUDO AND HOW DO I HIT WITH IT
>Death & Lust Vs Fool and Hanged Man
FUCKING
MARY
>Magician & Judgement Vs Strength & Sun
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE ROLLS
>Tower & Justice Vs Death & Hanged Man
MARY GOT SHOWN WHO'S THE REAL MAMMA JAMMA
>Empress & Fortune Vs Star & Chariot
IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOON
>Sun & Strength Vs Tower & Justice
2INTENSE4ME
I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M FASTER SHADOW, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
We now approach the finals!
>>28793949
This brings me back.
Way back.
So in a bit our current guest DM is gonna have to take a break, so I might as well ask.
Once we have a winner what are we actually going to do with the other 21 anons
>inb4 the winner becomes the King and can just order the others around to get out of this mess
We never did get that King's Game did we
>>28793949
>Last time, on MLP: SLAMA
"Brave Blade!"
>Justice shield bashes his card, summoning the Greek hero who takes advantage of the lumbering giant's confusion and begins to climb him!
>Papinijuwari attempts to shake off the tiny man, but to no avail as he makes his way to the head of the beast.
"Are we playing the right game here? I think we're missing something..."
>When he reaches the top, Perseus braces himself and stabs down, piercing Papinijuwari's eye!
>The cyclops roars in pain, stumbling, then falling down in a large dust cloud!
FINISH!
"Sorry, dicemaid, I won't ask again."
"Man, I survived all that shit just to be taken out like that?"
>The injured return as the next round is decided!
>"Round 9 is Hermit and Temperance versus Star and Chariot."
>"Ready..."
>"Set..."
>"Go!"
BATTLE START!
>>28794001
That should be decided by the winning team.
>>28794013
Aw, man, hermit and temperance were such a good matchup for justice and tower. Well then
Chariot: Block
Star: Garudyne Temperance 2x
Someone else do the other team, it works better
Judgement here, my fight will always be bullshit. Chopper didn't die for this. Sun did it with his jew magic I'll bet! You're jewish now Sun, roll with it.
Also, Justice and Tower, please forfeit and say you used steroids so Strength and Rabbi SunI will force this meme or die tryingcan hopefully go against Lust and Death, for the sole purpose of who we can call "The Cooler Strength." Also also, Tower, if you're still here, I swear I wouldn't have been at your throat for fugging Trixie. I'd be more of a Speedwagon in this scenario.I'm not sure if she's my waifu anyway these days.
>>28794044
Can't star remove the wind absorb of hermit?
>>28794044
Do star and chariot have a combo attack?
>>28794067
yeah, but I feel like crippling the almighty spamming guy takes priority
>>28794047
Sorry bruh, we're here to win this.Then we'll make everyone help star work on the costumes while we go candy collecting
>>28794075
You'll have to knock the other team down to find out, according to DA
>>28794044
I guess this should be a safe option. And the proceed with >>28794067
>>28794075
>>28794095
Although if there is a possibility of a combo then that takes priority.
>>28793981
>Tower & Justice versus Death and Hanged Man
You mean Lust.
>tfw no one wants to champion Team 11
>>28793949
Persona sux, kys weebs
>>28794152
My bad bro, I made that in a rush
Usually we get more warning before the new thread
Go on and be the Champion they deserve
Oh, a quick reminder:
Star and Chariot - no potion, only feather and candy
Hermit and Temperance - full on items
I added that info to spreadsheets too
For ease, I'm gonna repost the persona pastebin and devil's spreadsheet so we can check
http://pastebin.com/64HJLu0z
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Av1VCQtKbXBJ9ZXx7H0wxd1kl7e9VGGZ0Wj2Er0OnTk/edit#gid=0
Also gonna suggest
Hermit: Makarakarn Temperance
Temperance: Black Viper Star
>>28794454
If Temperance attacks, he'll get BTFO'd by the Garudynes. Let him block this turn, then go all out when he has protection.
>>28794001
>King's Game
I think I've figured out a good way to do it too. Everyone stick around after the tournament. Our dreams will connect with that world once more!
>>28794511
oh my god, it's happening
>>28794494
>Not counting on this crazy as fuck die god to make it miss
But yeah, you're right, switch up DA, if there's still time--
>>28794511
>>28794511
OH SHIT
IT'S OFFICIAL BOYS
>>28794511
YES
>>28794013
>Chariot and Temperance shield themselves with their Personas, preparing for the storm!
"Scheherazade, blast Temperance!"
>The elf spins her sword around, creating a miniature vortex that she sends crashing into Temperance!
>However, thanks to his blocking, Temperance is still standing.
"Let's give you some protection, Temperance. Dantalion!"
>The multi-head demon mutters an incantation, covering his ally with a green veil protecting him from one spell!
>"An interesting start, to be sure. What will happen next? Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 100% HP, 80% SP
Chariot: 100% HP, 100% SP
TEAM 7:
Hermit: 100% HP, 95% SP
Temperance: 72% HP, 100% SP
>>28794558
Star: Wind Break Hermit
Chariot: Basic Hermit, hoping for a crit here
Hermit: Magarudyne 2x
Temperance: Black Viper Star
>>28794567
Oh, and if chariot crits, go for a persona physical
>>28794567
Just so you're aware, Star absorbs Wind.
>>28794582
Oh.
Well fuck me in the ass, change that to just two garudynes on Chariot then
>>28794558
"Time to get rid of your immunity, Hermit! Persona!"
>Scheherazade blows a kiss at Hermit, leaving a kiss mark on his face that breaks his wind resistance!
"Lemme at 'em!"
>Chariot charges at Hermit for the swing, only to miss and almost fall over.
"Come, Dantalion!"
>His eyes glow green as a wave of screeching souls crash into Chariot, knocking him over!
"Once more!"
>The wave returns, rushing through Chariot's prone form and leaving him disoriented!
"Fire away, Sophrosyne!"
>The gargantuan lizard lady charges up her frills, firing a massive blue beam at Star, extremely damaging him!
>"Oh my, Team 11's attacks were so devestating! What is Team 7 going to do? Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 47% HP, 70% SP
Chariot: 21% HP, 100% SP (Dizzy)
TEAM 7:
Hermit: 100% HP, 65% SP
Temperance: 72% HP, 65% SP
>>28794665
Star: Phanta Rae Temperance and if it hits then wind on both the enemies.
Chariot: Hava a feather ready in case you get killed (does that work?).
>>28794665
Hm.....
Star: Phanta Rhei on Temperance, get that repel off AND absorb some healthy back
Hermit: Garudyne Chariot
Temperance: Black Viper Chariot
Mmmmmaybe Star can pull out a miraculous win
>>28794701
Phant Rhei on Temperance would not actually hit Temperance, but would bounce back at Star.
On the other hand, Star would heal 1d10+40% HP in that scenario.
Feather only works if a teammate is KO'd, and the other Teammate would have to do it. Chariot cannot move.
>>28794715
It happened before...
>>28794719
Would that heal star? If it does then just use garudyne I guess.
If Chariot dies, next turn hermit is gonna be forced to use makarakarn again or risk Temperance getting shekelled by Star
Then Star can revive Chariot to swing at hermit, then next turn Star can magarudyne to both heal and deal some damage. It's a little unlikely both can lose in one turn
>>28794665
"You think you're clever, protecting Temperance like that, but I can use this to my advantage! Persona!"
>A giant sandstorm flows towards Temperance, reflecting off his veil and absorbed back into Star's body, recovering most of his health!
>Chariot is unable to move, breathless from the last attack.
"Shit, forgot about that! Dantalion!"
>Another gale of the damned flies towards the incapacitated Chariot, knocking him out cold!
"Second volley, Sophrosyne!"
>Another charged beam of destruction flies at Star, only to miss entirely!
>"Oh my, what a scene: Star's nearly recovered and Temperance's proection is gone! Will be able to carry this one through? Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 97% HP, 40% SP
Chariot: KO
TEAM 7:
Hermit: 100% HP, 55% SP
Temperance: 72% HP, 30% SP
>>28794815
TIME TO BULLSHIT WIN
Star: Magarudyne 2x
Temperance: Nuke the fucker
Hermit: Basic
>>28794815
Star: Feather on Chariot.
Chariot: Basic on Temperance(hope to crit).
>>28794832
I'm assuming you mean to use Megidolaon for Temperance? It's the highest Almighty he can afford right now.
>>28794848
Oh. Eh, sure, why not?
Megidolaon for 9999 damage when?
>>28794888
When Igor starts writing SLaM Q after the tourney
>>28794815
"It's my turn to shine! Persona!"
>Scheherazade dances feverishly, summoning mini-tornados that fly into Team 11, striking Temperance but missing Hermit!
>The onslaught continues, leaving Hermit unscathed but knocking Temperance out!
"Take this!"
>Hermit strikes at Star, but only strikes thin air as he jumps back!
>"It looks like the Teams are evenly matched! Who will make it to the finals? Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 97% HP,0% SP
TEAM 7:
Hermit: 100% HP, 65% SP
Temperance: KO
>>28794920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK65gxW50FA
Star: Feather Chariot.
Chariot: Basic on Hermit. Crit him good.
>>28794920
Have Hermit Double Garudyne Chariot once he's back uo
>>28794970
Can star get in the way of the garudynes to protect Chariot?
>>28794920
"Return to me, Chariot!"
>The team feather falls onto Chariot, reviving him once more!
"You're cruisin' for a bruisin' Hermit!"
>Chariot swings once more at Hermit, connecting and bloodying his nose.
>Suddenly, Hermit grips Chariot in a bearhug, immobilizing him!
"Not any more than you are, Chariot! Persona!"
>A tiny tornado appears underneath Hermit, slowly growing in size and power until it becomes as a maelstrom!
>It continues unabated, tearing at Chariot until he can no longer take the damage, and falls once more!
>The kiss mark on Hermit rubs off, returning his Wind resistance!
>"Amazing! Chariot's Wind Weakness did not prepare him for Hermit landing two spells in a row! Star now only has a Candy left! What will he do now? Her's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 97% HP,0% SP
Chariot: KO
TEAM 7:
Hermit: 73% HP, 35% SP
>>28795018
He can. Give me a chance to roll to see if it procs.
>>28795022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TaNookXdh0
Star: Basic Hermit.
Hermit: Basic on Star.
Pugilist fight: Engage!
>>28795018
>>28795026
Star failed the Save roll, Chariot is KO'd.
>>28795030
Do it!
>>28795022
"Shit. No allies, no SP, only one Candy..."
>Star smiles at Hermit.
"You know what this means, don't you?"
>Hermit returns a knowing grin.
"Yeah."
"Fist fight!"
"Fist fight!"
>The two rush at each other, apparently forgetting about their Personas, and clash!
>Star misses the first punch, while Hermit lands a clean hit on Star!
>"Oh my, it seems the combatants have thrown away all concepts of using their Personas! Will this continue? Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 70% HP,0% SP
TEAM 7:
Hermit: 73% HP, 45% SP
>>28795084Should I just keep rolling basics until one side wins?
>>28795098
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA
>>28795098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oOTSWmyP2E
Of course! It's the hypest way to end it.
>>28795108
>>28795110
He isn't just Star. He is PLATINUM!
>>28795084
>The two combatants jump back, then charge at each other again, fists raised!
"ORAORAORAORAORA!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>Both blows connect, sending Star and Hermit to the ground!
"You hit too hard, motherfucker!"
"Could say the same to you, shithead."
>Regardless of the animosity in their voices, there's a grin on each of their faces.
>This was a whole lot more fun then they had thought.
>>28795098
>>28795108
>>28795110
>>28795118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q
Place your bets.
>>28795143
I bet my with moon Potion and Feather on Hermit. Man's fight, finally!
>>28795143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7od7tSFtjQ
Keep pumpin' air to those muscles!
>>28795144
>>28795187
Hermit: You are pretty good.
That picture is embarrasing. Lemme try again.
>>28795143
"HERMIIIIIIT!"
"STAAAAAAR!"
>The fighters, nearly defeated, charge one more time, intent on finishing this.
>Friend to friend.
>Persona to Persona.
>Brother to brother.
>This fight ended here!
"ORA!"
"HYA!"
>Fist met against fist: Persona against Persona.
>For a while, Star faltered, only for Dantalion to start shattering, leading Hermit to cry out in pain and fall!
FINISH!
"Good fight, man."
"Yeah, you too."
>The injured return as the finals begin!
>"The final round is Tower and Justice versus Star and Chariot!"
"I'm gonna laugh if the one person who wanted to talk wins."
>"Ready..."
>"Set..."
>"Go!"
BATTLE START!
>>28795242
Justice here. Before we start, I have to admit one thing.
IT WAS MY IDEA THE ENTIRE TIME, STAR! IT WAS ME WHO SUGGESTED THIS CLOWN FIESTA!
LET'S GO!
Tower and Justice both bumrush Star with basic/punch rush
>>28795263
Shit, I don't have that "it was me, anonymous" image on my phone
You all know the one
>>28795263
So you're aware, Star is faster than you, so Team 7 goes first.
>>28795270
I got you senpai
>>28795277
Also, got another class in 20 minutes, so I'll be out till around 4 PST.
>>28795263
So everyone keeps on hating Star.
>>28795257
Star: Magarudyne on Tower and Justice.
Chariot: Power Charge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBa1rjbkDHw
>>28795277
Awshit
Well, I'll accept that fate
>>28795280
Much appreciated
>>28795287
It's less hate and more "this guy can Nuke us the fuck up só let's take him out first"
>>28795308
As opposed to the physical nuke who can floor Justice and is weak to Ice, iirc.
>>28795315
No, Chariot is weak to Wind.
And Tower has Null: Phys and Justice has high counter, if Star is out of the equation he loses by not being able to damage Tower at all
THIS IS IT
THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS
WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?
AND WHO WILL FLOP RIGHT AT THE FINISH LINE?
GOOD LUCK BOTH TEAMS YOU'LL NEED IT
>Facts about the Anons:
>Lovers: Doesn't watch his HP
>Emperor: Poor accuracy
>Death: Fucking Mary
>Fortune: "It's twelve o'clok... wait."
You guys add the rest.
>>28795324
YOU ARE BACK, BROTHER
YOUR OVERWHELMING HYPE HAS BEEN NEEDED
MAY YOUR PRESENCE GRACE THE FINAL STRETCH OF OUR NIGHTMARE NIGHT ARENA
>>28794511
WE'RE GETTING THE OLD GANG BACK TOGETHER?!
>>28795330
Justice: Shouts like my japanese animes
Temperance: All almighty all day erry day
Hm, just to clarify: these anons who left in battle, which costumes they wanted? Aside from Star, I bet that if he wins, he will make us all work on costumes in his boutique. For a whole year at least
>>28795338
Of course, didn't you hear?
Igor is even bringing us back himself for King's Game
>>28795359
I doubt Star would trust the anons to handle his business.
I thought the winner decides what everyone wears.
>>28795324
>tfw I remember we never got to eat a whopper
What a damn shame
>>28795330
>Tower: Never gives up or concedes, even if he should.
Fuck it, going full namefag.
>>28794081
Not if I walk out and do something that you'd be shamed for interrupting! If it even exists.
>>28794511
OH
SHIT
NIGGERPIC RELATED?
>>28794936
That Youtube video reminds me. Should we come up with quotes for All Out Attack finishes for each of us?Dibs on "JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER."
>>28795257
GO STAR GO
>>28795330
>Star: Most frequent traveler
>Tower: Is really sick of a certain once-Trixiefag claiming he Flash Sentry'd him. Even though it's common knowledge that polygamy is aiiiiiight.
>Judgement: Kept trying to get everyone to refer to Lust as The Cooler Strength.
>Lust: Is probably okay with this.
>Strength: Is likely not okay with this.
>>28795380
ya hmmmmmmmmm i got it we just need to bribe hanged man to have sunset go get us some
>>28795380
>whopper
Oh god that shit I completely forgot. What the hell even started that
>>28795405
>sunset brings back the whooper from the portal.
>it falls to the ground from her hooves.
>everyanon gets sad.
This talk of Whoppers has given me a delicious idea for a green. Might take a while to make it, though.
>>28795436
Just do it anon, we'll be here for a while
>>28795418
>One poor sap tries to reform the dirt covered burger parts, unable to accept the loss of the whopper
>Another put his hand to his shoulder. Telling him to let it go
>Tears all around while Sunset looks at us like mad men
>>28795330
>>28795342
>>28795391
>>28795396
Wait. This is supposed to be related to fightan. Whoops.
>Star: Originally was planning on making all kinds of wind puns until he said "I'm going to blow you," and being unable to say "away" for whatever reason. Never again.
>Tower: Uh, >>28795391 I guess
>Judgement: Is either wrecking shit, or shitting the bed. There is no middle ground.also A Soul Can't Be Cut > Memes of Nature you fucking plebs REEEEEE
>Strength: Was not the fucking strong in the end, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again.
>The Cooler Strength: I dunno but I'm surprised his defeat wasn't some ironic "flew too close to the sun"-like scenario.
>>28795445
>>28795418
You know what I wish we had? Some aort of social link chart for all arcanas because the general consensus is that they went on to make their own/more SL after the true end
I wonder how many waifus suddenly found themselves with 15+ boyfriends
>>28795455
Good idea, I'll keep it in mind.
I'll have my epilogue started within 3 days. Though, when are you all usually active?
>>28795455
And of course I forgot to add the reason I quoted those
I was wondering how Sunset puts up with the inevitable high ammount of weebs all over her because I remember she was one of our more popular waifus
>>28795471
We know Trixie got more popular than Twilight at some point
I wonder if she ever smugly walks by the castle with them, just to see
>>28795471
Sunset was the bigger weeb, singin' Macross OPs with Fluttershy.
>>28795452
Star: Blew (away) ice with wind, survived a Black Viper, resurrected a friend but failed to save him from the grapple that blew him (away), fisted (oh my) Hermit to submission.
For being against the tounament, he was the one who needed to blow (away) his frustrations the most.
>>28795396
>Strength: Is likely not okay with this.
Too right you mutI'm just becoming more of a stereotype with every post now
>>28795562
>spoiler
How so? And I meant you weren't okay with my dumb forced meme of "Lust = The Cooler Strength."
>>28795609
yeah I got what you were getting at and im just poking fun
I'm becoming more of an australian stereotype because every post I'm just getting more hostile because I think its funny and throwing out more and more obscure australianisms
Fun fact: Mut is aboriginal slang for cunt
>>28795647
So one could say you are an AusAnon?
wtf is this self-jerking shit that arent related to ponies?
reported
>>28795675
>doesn't know about ponysona
You poor, unfortunate soul.
>>28795698
In a way he's kinda right in that ponies have been a tad marginal this far
Joke's on him though, unlike us Igor's not stupid enough to do anon only run
Reminder Flash did nothing wrong and we were unfairly cruel to him.
>>28795826
Reminder that best husbando Shinning Armor said so
>>28795826
Reminder that Flash almost developed a personality in RR.
>>28795826
Reminder he left the silk horses to their fates from the shadow hoard
>>28795826
It's true. The only bad thing he did was in one hypothetical future where he played up an injury to try to gain sympathy from Twilight.
>>28795826
Flash was our bro and look what we did to him.
You know, since it's been brought up to attention, I'm gonna do an archive dive real quick and repost/link Trixie's date here, help me figure out the magician's trick
>>28795853
He didn't do that.I think
>>28795781
Still, we can add some pons and persona related pons before anon's only battle will end (and it probably IS anons only. I bet that poor Shy hid a long time ago in fear after some too intense fights, like Star-Hermit one)
>>28795826
>>28795837
>>28795838
>>28795853
>>28795861
>>28795872
It's ok, he got his own story
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/221052/persona-eg
>>28795894
What a shitass fic that was. I drew the line when Cadence cheated on Shiny with Flash. That would cause so many fucking lawsuits!
Although, the use of an app to access the "Dungeon Full Of Shadows And Loot" area is an interesting choice.Especially since Persona 5 did it.
>Archive diving to find trixie date
>found out that rainbow's date was just before that and we went to see wrestlehaynia
Holy shit
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23874655/
You guys remember this shit? We went to see Salaslammer Vs Ratwing, and then Lovebird came in and kicked both of their asses
Guys, we need to convince Twilight to join wrestlehaynia with us as THE GREEEEEEEEEEEN MENACE and SUPERNOVA
>>28795916
Woah, and here I thought of using an app idea for a Jojo fic I'm writing in the other thread. Didn't know someone else had thought about it, although I should have suspected it.
Cadance cheated on Shining, thats heavy man.
>>28795960
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23874655/#q23926468
>If you wanted to end up in jail, you should have challenged Berry to the drinking contest or tried to do stand up comedy in act 1. Or gotten into a fight with someone.
Guys, our new game+ is looking us in the face.
>Stand up comedy
>Aloe & Lotus route
>drinking with berry
>trying to do AJ without reversing
What else?
>>28795960
>She turns heel on Anon and teams with RD as "T. Sparks and The Dashinator".
>>28795976
>The other routes for the crusaders?
>>28795979
>"You got me by surprise, Sparks, that's for sure! I can see it in your face, you think I'm done for now! Is that what you think?!"
>"I-"
>"IIIIIIIIT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!"
>Shizuka flies in and dropkicks Dash
>>28795976
Getting Celestia her persona is a thing we can add to that list of reasons
>>28795988
>>28796021
Also I want to see the neutral end of Luna's heart staying within the myriad hearts
>>28795968
You were the guy who mentioned an app that shows you an 8-bit picture of your Stand, and its name, right? And then you wake up and see that Stand. Then I suggested that the app was a beacon for the owner of an Arrow to sneak in, hit the app's user with the Arrow, use his Stand to wipe that memory, and get out quietly.Not sure if you read my previous post's spoiler.
>>28795452
Nothing for sun?
fuck
>>28796051
Indeed I am.
And with some minor exceptions that was part of what I was planning to write.I'm gonna do it anyway lol.
Reminder that Igor made literally all of waver's comics canon
Which means that Twi would be down for some wrestlehaynia
Alright, so....damn it.
>”And you know, they say Anonymous here can’t use magic. But after this next trick, I think you’ll see he’s more magical than you could even dream!”
>Trixie’s hat glows as she tosses it into the air, letting it rest on a stand on the caravan.
>”Of course, I’ll let you all get a nice good look at my horn for this next one to let you see exactly when I am and am not using my magic! Anonymous, if you’re ready, place take your position!”
>You nod to her and stand up on the floor of the caravan as you were instructed.
>”Now, my handsome assistant has told me something interesting about himself! It seems that he has a form of magic where if the one he loves says the magic words, flame can turn him into a her!”
>A curious murmur runs through the crowd.
>”Oh, but it’s true! The trick of course, is to get a nice big flame going all at once. Just like a flambe, you see?”
>Trixie’s horn glows as she holds up a roll of white medical bandages, and quickly floats it around you, wrapping you up entirely in cloth.
>You can see slightly through the thin white bandages, at least well enough to see Trixie lift a blazing torch from her caravan.
>”And you do love me, don’t you?”
“I do.”
>”Nothing like a trial by fire to make sure though! Now, watch and be amazed! Te fumu lakivu… ke lakesu!”
>Trixie touches the torch to your chest, and the an enormous orange flame engulfs your entire body!
>The crowd cheers and stomps their hooves as they watch you turn into a human torch.
>”And of course, since we’re making a human flambe, we’ll extinguish it just the same!” She says as she holds a giant silver dish up high with her magic.
>The silver dish slams down over you, engulfing you in darkness and dousing the flames.
>You see a light behind you, and as you were instructed, you slip out the back of the dish and duck backstage.
>You slip around to the side, getting a view of the second part of the trick.
>”And now the results!” Trixie says gleefully as she lifts the metal lid, revealing a tall figure covered in charred black bandages.
>The figure moves their arms, and starts to tear away the ashy bandages away from their head, revealing a blank green face just like your own.
>As they brush away the rest of them, they reveal their new feminine humanoid form proudly, the chest of their suit bulging slightly as they spread their green hands out wide and take a bow.
>The crowd goes wild at the ‘transformation’, applauding for the female version of you out on stage.
>”How do you feel, my lovely assistant?” Trixie asks with a smirk.
>The femanon speaks with a distinctly female voice as she answers cheerfully, “Like a happy pirate!”
>”A happy pirate? Trixie doesn’t understand…”
>”Well what pirate doesn’t want a heavy chest and plenty of booty?”
>A mixture of laughs and groans comes from the crowd as Trixie shakes her head. “Yes, yes, clearly this was a huge mistake. We’ve got to turn her back at once before she causes any more damage! So if fire turns him into a her… how do we turn her back into a him? Any ideas?”
>Some ponies in the crowd call out “Water!”
>”Ah, water! But of course. Trixie couldn’t have said it better herself. “
>You quickly get into position as per the plan as Trixie levitates an enormous pool out onto the stage and sets up a ladder with a diving board in front of it.
>Your female doppelganger climbs to the top of it, spreading her arms out wide as she prepares to jump.
>”Now then, watch as the Great and Powerful Trixie helps Anonymous turn back into a man! Are you ready, my dear assistant?”
>”Sorry, what’d you say? I was checking some of the stallions in the crowd tonight…”
>Trixie’s horn glows as she shoves her assistant off the edge!
>The crowd laughs as she flails and lands in the pool with a huge splash!
>A few seconds later, you rise out of the pool proudly as a spotlight shines on you!
>”Anonymous, fillies and gentlecolts!”
>They erupt in cheers as you take a humble bow and climb out of the pool to continue the show.
So....
Trixie didn't use magic to animate a manequin, although she might have used ventriloquism
Think it was a second assistant?
>>28796262
Also, I went and googled the magic words. The only results re literally the archive so I don't think it's borrowed from anywhere unless it's another one of Igor's RPG made up languages
I don't suppose it was as simple as making every single pony too distracted to pay attention to her sneaking in some magic
Maybe it was light based magic to hide both the horn aura and make the doppelganger? Is Trixie skillful enough for that or is that too high level?
I'm back.
So is the plan this:
Tower: Physical Star
Justice: Basic Star
Star: Magarudyne
Chariot: Power Charge
If not, speak now, or watch this shit go down.
>>28796329
I though they both wanted to basic at Star.
>>28796329
I think both tower and justice were going to basic, but fuck it, Tower has regen, run with that.
Do you have any guesses regarding Trixie's trick?
>>28796240
The Femanon is only moving their arms, I could see a smaller pony or something moving the arms while the rest of the body is a fake.
>>28796364
No, the doppelganger climbed the stairs to the pool, it's too articulate.
Maybe it's a Silk Pony? Can silk ponies copy human forms? We know farfalla never tried.
Maybe someone put onthe amulet
>>28796383
>the amulet
HERE WE GO
>>28796383
If it's so easy, an Earth Pony can do it, then it's obviously not anything magical.
The reason why I thought "fake body" is because Igor put quite a bit of description towards the arms:
>The figure moves their arms, and starts to tear away the ashy bandages away from their head, revealing a blank green face just like your own.
>As they brush away the rest of them, they reveal their new feminine humanoid form proudly, the chest of their suit bulging slightly as they spread their green hands out wide and take a bow.
>Your female doppelganger climbs to the top of it, spreading her arms out wide as she prepares to jump.
Granted, it's a stretch, but if the doppel could move, why use magic to push her off?
>>28796344
>>28796350
In the event of either Tower or Justice landing a crit on Star, what do?
>>28796421
For comedy effect, I'd say, it's not like trixie has hands
Maybe it's a puppet? I can see an earth pony being a decent puppeteer. I'm running with Trixie being a good ventriloquist, so all that leaves is the body.
>>28796432
They should give up.
Nobody will see that coming.
>>28796432
RIP AND TEAR
Follow up basic if it's justice, Primal Force if it's Tower. I'm worried about spending all that HP at once on tower, but he has regen and if we take star down he's fuckinginvincible.jpg
>>28796323
I'll cut down that theory with the green truth, since I can't use red.
>"Trixie's act could have been performed by an Earth Pony! "
>>28796364
A simple costume? Then here's my answer.
>"Throughout the entire act, the only Pony to step onto stage was Trixie herself!"
>>28796383
>"Other than Farfalla, Silk Ponies do not retain any of their changeling magic! Furthermore, Changeling magic can only change oneself into another Pony! No other species!"
>"Anon does not know how Trixie did her act. He did not relinquish possession of his amulet to any other that day!"
>>28796420
Man, remember how Igor originaly thought we'd be using that amulet a whole lot and even wonder if the identity and bonds we made were as anon or as dream trotter?
What a twist that must've been when everyone went reeeeeeeeeeeeI wonder what Lyra's been up to these two years
>>28796451
>bringing up the .jpeg that is not to be spoken
You madman.
>>28796462
>"Throughout the entire act, the only Pony to step onto stage was Trixie herself!"
Are we looking at a technicality here, as in, another being was there but wasn't a pony, or something floating over it, or can we take that as "Trixie was literaly the only being on stage"?
>>28796451
>>28796466
>>28796262
I always honestly thought that it was a Lyra, with magic pony-human transforming collar, gift from Anon, and full body suit and mask to cover it plus face. It was someone who is not an Anon, female, have enough agility or experience with human body, charisma and no fear to play on stage, and preferably have green skin to not use body paint for hands and other parts. Lyra is more fitting than Sunset (even "no fear" part, she did not cared at all when she tried collar in front of anon and was naked for quite some time), and in debt to anon for that gifted collar (jokes on her, we avoided the worst ending thanks to mintbutt. Someone should go and reward her)
>>28796466I've called upon dicemaid! I'm evoking the jpg!
The wrath of the dice gods may strike me down, but I'll make a glorious blaze before I go out!
>>28796500
>Someone should go and reward her
You just KNOW at least a handful of anons went on to try and open up that social link. We know one went straigth for Zecora, after all
>>28796490
Anonymous stepped onto the stage, didn't he? So obviously there was a non-pony creature that existed on the stage.
Now, struggle, Anonymous ones! Let us enjoy this game of mutual torment until you finally accep-
>>28796500
...
Well, this is why I'm not running an Umineko quest.That's EXACTLY how she did it.
>>28796530
I want to mate lovingly withHumanLyra!
>>28796500
>>28796563
>Green skin
FUCK
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Someone figure this out in-story! Say that all the headbashing of the tournament gave them the idea!
>>28796563
Speaking of Umineko, pic related is a supreme qt. Is it a good ride? I've never heard of it before.
>>28796584
"I've got it!
>Some Anon proceeds to explain>>28796500
>And that's how everyone misses out on the finals.
>>28796601
>Everyone imediately starts groaning about not having figured it out before and bitching that if they had made that a subquest they would have definitely have gotten it during the main game
I do wonder how the Lyra-Trixie talk went though. I never thought those two would be friends but now I kinda like the idea. Can you tell us more or less how it was once we're done bashin heads, Igor?
>>28796624
Also, since the ending of our quest, did anything from the show happen? What is the new cannon?
>>28796640
I wouldn't mind seeing Season 5's Opener with some of the Arcanons like Hierophant joining in.
>>28796640
I think the overall idea was that anon stayed in the collective unconsciousness for long enough for the show to catch up, and then the others heard his voice and went to find him and kick Nyarly in the dick
>>28796563
Well, I kinda accepted that explanation of a trick during the first story reading... But anyway, what did I win? Cookie?Lyra? A good price while waiting for DTR to grow up
>>28796677
Even if you got sick double dubs, ca't treat waifus like a prize, bonds 2 strong.However if you did waifu her in these two years she might give you a reward for finaly figuring it out
>>28796677
>>28796688
I don't know wich double dubs to believe!
>>28796688
Sick double dips reply can't lie. Time to try and win mint heart properly... but still first
>>28795257
"Come, Scheherazade!"
>The elven dancer manages to outspeed Perseus, sending a gale of wind that strikes at Tower with force, but misses Justice!
"Power up!"
>Huitzilopochtli let's out a cry, psyching Chariot for a physical attack!
"Let's go for the double-whammy, Tower!"
"Right!"
>Team 5 corners Star and sock him good, dealing heavy damage!
"Why the fuck is everyone ganging up on me?"
"-So now I've figured out it was Lyra in Trixie's performance that took Anon's place!"
"Oh my god."
"Really?"
"This explains everything..."
>"Um... The crowd seems distracted with personal revelation right now, but what a devestating attack by Team 5. With only one candy, Team 7's going to have to get creative. Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: 45% HP, 80% SP
Chariot: 100% HP, 85% SP
TEAM 7:
Tower: 67% HP, 100% SP
Justice: 100% HP, 100% SP
Is this the beginning of another waifuning?
The Waifuning part 2: Unusual Waifus? Staring Lyra, Zecora, Captain Domino and who else?
>>28796740
>Everybody keeps getting distracted and not watching the fight
Pottery
>>28796748
I call dibs on Nameless Background Pone #9394723
>>28796740
Haha! I can taste victory!
Justice: Brave Blade Star
Tower: Primal Force star
If we do miss, I hope it's because we overheard them saying they got it and become distracted
>>28796748
It's a shame that Biggs is already in a relationship with dicemaid.
>>28796740
Star: Ultimate wind on Tower.
Chariot: Strongest Physical on Justice.
>>28796779
Even in a multi waifu society I think it wouldn't be a good idea to mess with dicemaid's relationship, yes
>>28796740
Does Wind Break do anything if the enemy has no weaknesess to that element?
>>28796748Elizabeth. You didn't even hugged her as a goodbye in bonus run, aww. And add Nyarly too for fun
>>28796794
Nope. Elemental Breaks just deny resistances, they don't add weaknesses
Same way walls only deny weakness but don't add any particular resistance
>>28796767
Fuck you! I saw #9394723 first!
>>28796804
That is not entirely accurate.
Walls will either cancel weaknesses or add resistances.
Breaks will only cancel resistances.
>>28796802
Man, I kinda like Margaret more. I wonder if playing P3 will change my view.
>>28796595
I... sort of hate it. Yet it was also an enlightening experience that affected the way I think about things and provoked some strong emotional responses?
The main problem is ABYSMAL pacing. I mean, I thought I was verbose. But this thing is like 4x as long as Persona Quest. You get a mystery in the first chapter, and basically don't get the tools to answer the mystery until 75% of the way through. You basically don't even understand the rules until like chapter 3.
People like to say, "Oh it's actually secretly a fair play mystery! You can figure it out by the end of Chapter 4!" Except that's bullshit. No way could anyone figure that shit out without serious leaps in logic. And it's just so frustrating to be constantly wanting the answer to the first god damn mystery the game presents you, but just getting cockteased with it for over a million words of text.
There's basically a big revelation that makes everything fit together, but they hide it with some stuff that makes you think, "It can't possibly be _____ because we saw _____ at that time." but it was actually a really cheap deception. And there's also those "Red Truth" statements, some of which seem to contradict this theory unless you subscribe to a really narrow olympic-level mental gymnastics definition of what she says. Which I don't, and there was no indication of that being defined in such a way until Chapter 6.
That game frustrates the living hell out of me. But it does have some legitimately good and clever moments. The banter trying to figure out mysteries is fun, and it does have some good moments where you feel tricked in a fair manner.
Like a part where a character basically tells you "I am going to do this thing and trick you utterly!" And you're like "Do you think I'm retarded? I'm not going to fall for that if you tell me you're doing it." And then she does it and you fall for it and you realize you are retarded.
>>28796814
Like hell you did. I'm sorry but me and #9394723 are in LOVE and there's nothing you can do about
>>28796821
>walls will add resistances
....wait. Seriously?
How did I not know this?
>>28796841
No no no! It's ME and #9394723 that are madly in love.
>>28796740
"I'm not down yet! Persona!"
>A giant sandstorm consumes Tower, sending him flying all over the map!
>Eventually, it spits him back to the field, bloodied but not yet broken!
"I'm coming for you, Justice!"
>The gargantuan warrior charges at Justice, but the smaller Arcana avoids it!
"Just a little more, Perseus! Grant me your power!"
>The hero leaps at Star, getting a solid hit that almost takes him down!
"Never give up, never surrender! Persona!"
>His white armor seeming shining without any form of light nearby, Lancelot charges at Star and runs him through, knocking him out.
>"I just wanted to talk about this..." comes out of his lips.
>"Oh no! Star has been defeated! Chariot has no moves that can hurt Tower! Should he surrender? Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: KO
Chariot: 80% HP, 85% SP
TEAM 7:
Tower: 11% HP, 100% SP
Justice: 80% HP, 100% SP
>>28796885
Actually, forgot to add in Chariot's regen. Chariot has 90% HP.
>>28796842
Dunno.
>>28796873
m8 I'll fight you
>>28796885
GG no re
Tower and Justice now need to do the sickest high five, because VICTORY IS OURS BABY
>>28796767
>>28796814
>>28796841
>>28796873
>Fighting over #9394723
This is why she said she's not dating either of you. You don't even know her name!
>>28796885
If only Chariot could cast Tentarafoo.
I guess he could still use Star's body as a weapon or something.
>>28796885
Is this it? Is Chariot fucked?
>>28796914
I-i know her name!It starts with an S right?
>>28796928
>Chariot swings around Star's body
>deals Wind damage
>basic attack damage
Good chuckle. Kind of makes it tempting...
>>28796942
You did say they had to get creative.
>>28796931
>>28796928
Unless you want to deem Tower auto winner and leave Justice and Chariot alone to duke it out, I think this is it
No real need to bully him with ice and lightning until he falls over though, I think at least all three get to chose their costumes without trouble
>>28796839
That sounds like the type of thing you hear about and read anyway because you wanna prove you're not a filthy casual but is actually pretty miserable
Is....is it still worth it?
I've got evening class at 6, so I'll be back around 9.
Decide what happens next: http://www.strawpoll.me/11562145
Remember when these could be trusted?Neither do I.
>>28796974
On one hand, star: weapon extraordinaire sounds kinda fun
On the other hand I'm fucking itching for some Igor green.
Decisions, decisions
>>28796885
>"I just wanted to talk about this..." comes out of his lips.
>In a surprising turn of events, Star's last words reaches the hearts of the Anons. And they all decide to compromise and waer diferent costumes for trick or treating.
>After all, they would all wear the "Wondeful 101 Anons" cosplays that night.
>They all agreed with a hand-shake and left Fantasia, their bonds stronger than ever and their waifus (who had been watching the match the whole time) proud of their growth.
>Star's body laid forgoten in Fantasia for the whole Nightmare Night.
It could happen, right?
>>28797003
It could indeed.I do feel bad though, I was planning on having the winner get everyone to actually help out star in the end because Justice just really wanted to see who'd win
>>28796942
>Chariot swings Star's body.
>Brandishes him like a pair of nunchakus.
>deals Wind damage
>basic attack damage
>If he get's attacked he can block with a human meat shield.
>Star Weapon OP.
I feel like using star as a club would make a lot of our waifus rage, Rarity especialy
>>28797085
Personas can become weapons in 3. Maybe it'll work like that?
>>28797124
I dunno man, I just feel like we're reaching a level of ridiculous that would've netted us a bad end last year
although granted just starting a brawl for halloween costumes already falls hard into that category so what do I know
>>28797085
>Rarity would make sure Star!Anon has a good time later.
>All the Anon's tremble at the idea of a pissed off Rarity.
>>28797137
That's why this >>28797003 conclusion is still possible.
>>28797137
I will say, as the writer, that I won't punish you guys if you want to give Chariot a chance. Even if I might flip the canon a bird or two.
This is all meant for good fun.
>>28797033
>yfw That was their team attack all along!
>Morph into a weapon.
>>28796957
That's pretty much exactly what it is. So many people talk this up like it's the greatest visual novel of all time. If that's the case, Visual Novels must universally be trash.
I get what people like about it. It HAS good parts. But it doles them out to you so slowly. At points, I was actually hitting the fast-forward button because I was that fucking bored with the repetitive dialogue of pointless bullshit characters I didn't give a shit about.
Furthermore, everyone in that story is an asshole who deserves to die except for Jessica. She's a good tsurupettan.
But maybe people would enjoy it more if they know what to expect. As much as I hate the phrase "overhyped", the clash between what you expect and what you get can sometimes cause you to enjoy something less. Maybe if you have your expectations properly tempered, you will be able to enjoy it more.
It will be long, the dialogue will be quite verbose, the plot will not stay focused on the mystery as it likes to really explore the lives of all the characters outside of the story whether it's relevant to the mystery or not, there will be a lot ofsupernatural sceneswhich you need to understand are basically justa proposed reality that exists only in absence of a logical explanation for the events, and stuff that happens in them may not be accurate, but usually at least hold some kind of symbolism, the game will try to tell you several stories at once including ones in a possibly alternate future which aren't as interesting but are still slightly relevant, only things that the main character explicitly sees and comments on can be trusted as everything else is potentially unreliable narration, and you will not figure out any of the mysteries until chapter 6.
Yeah it's a tall order. But if you have crazy amounts of free time to read shit and are okay with taking weeks or even months on a mystery, maybe I'd say give it a try.
>>28797277
That's why I always stayed playing Bible Black.
>>28797291
I'm all about that Monster Girl Quest, personally. I loved every moment of that one.if only there were more futa side-stories for it
>>28797277
I don't, and I'm not sure I am, so you know what, I'll pass. I'll simply enjoy being a pleb because it doesn't sound too worth it
Monster girl quest sounds legit, though. Been putting that one off but every time someone mentions it I go "oh, yeah, I should do that"
>>28797329
Yeah, I wish I could recommend Umineko. I wish I enjoyed it more! It has so much potential because what's good is really good, but at some point you just gotta question how much it's worth your time.
Absolutely recommend MGQ though. 100% worth your time if you're into that high impact sexual violence with Monster Girls. It's such an engaging story that by the 3rd chapter I was fast-forwarding through the H-Scenes to get back to the plot/combat. Starts off a little slow but Luka really develops as time goes on.
>>28797370
If anything, the girl designs seem cute. The one you posted? 10/10
I have this weird attraction to high story porn games ever since teen me discovered those porn RPGQuests on fucking newgrounds. Although the attraction may be to badly written ones because of nostalgia, but who knows for sure?
I think I stumbled across an image from monmusu later in life at some point, saw....I think what was a lamia loli and decided it was too much for me, but my power level has grown now. Nothing scares me.
We talking about MGQ? GOTY All years
>>28797399
that sword has an....interesting shape
>>28797291
Bible black is at least entertaining though.
Quick bump before bed
Going into the third day, maybe we might wanna speed up things up soon
>>28798076
Don't worry, I'll try to speed the rest of this. Tomorrow's almost completely free.
Judging from the votes, it looks like you guys would like Chariot gaining a wind attack.
Considering how long this has taken, though, should I go with something like >>28797003 and leave the rest of this thread to Igor and folks writing SoL bits?
>>28798149
I'm in no hurry to let this peter out just yet. I'm rather enjoying this brawl down memory alley with you gentelmen. Crake as long as you need my man.
Fortune here with a question here
How long exactly has it been in-universe since the epilogues?Arcanon Fortune was planning on proposing to Derpy in his epilogue, so i'm trying to determine whether of not they'd be married
>>28798230
Also, please ignore the extra 'here'
>>28798230
I thought it was real time... so like a year?
>>28798230
I would assume a year.
>>28798211
Very well. We'll need battle plans for each side then, knowing that Chariot's Basic can injure Tower.
>>28798251
Chariot: use Star to attack Tower, they won't see it coming. If crit, then power charge (that powers basic too, right? If not just do that again to whomever is still standing.)
Star: Do your best I guess...
>>28798239
>>28798251
Alright thenI guess that means Derpy is probably Fortune's wife at this point
>>28798149
I'm okay one way or the other. Use Star or hear him out. We all win either way.(Except Star I guess. He was doomed since the tournament began.)
>>28798294
I say we here him out
Kinda feel bad about going ham on him in our last fight
>>28796885
"Damn it, this battle's unfair as shit! Can I swing Star around?"
>"Oh my! You can't do that! Somepony might get hurt!"
"JUST!"
"I wouldn't piss off Rarara if I were you."
"It'll be really cool!"
"Could someone please hear me out?"
>Chariot lifts up Star above his head, and tosses him at Tower!
>Tower attempts to defend himself, but the surprise catches him off-guard and buries him under the poor Star!
"Shit, he can do that? Get back up, Tower!"
>Justice uses the team Feather to help Tower regain enough strength to lift Star off him.
>"Oh dear, Chariot is using Star as a weapon to affect Tower's immunity! I hope this doesn't go too far... Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: Tossed
Chariot: 100% HP, 85% SP
TEAM 7:
Tower: 100% HP, 100% SP
Justice: 80% HP, 100% SPTomorrow I'm gonna try and go all out on finishing this fight. Hopefully this has been a fun experience for all involved.
>>28798555
>Star: Tossed
>>28795916
for me it was this repeated scene when the adults and other males are being useful, while Flash just mooches off and sit around doing nothing.. another thing that happens is that Flash somehow got Pinkie to live with Twilight, then they all fucked together, etc, basically that shit turned into a Perfect Harem Anime by Mythril Moth (tm) real quick without any real repecussion and I just cant stand it.
Reminds me too close to this shit yall got here, so I stopped reading that, even when the whole settng is fuckin top notch
>>28799032
Hey, we had to go harem world or else the ensuing waifu wars would have literally gotten someone killed. A written story doesn't have that problem. You can just write the character to only have one romantic relationship without having to worry about people complaining about agency.
>>28798555
...can they toss Star back?
Man this brings back memories bump
>>28798555
Well now this is just silly.I love it
Tower and Justice both basic bumrush him. Because if they crit and he goes down, IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK!
>>28798659
>>28799176
>>28799450
Wasn't the original idea to swing Star like a club? Although having Chariot's stand perform a fastball special does sound cool.
Team attack: Shooting Star?
>>28800160
You gotta be creative with your weapons brah
Also Star should be roughly his size, can't be easy swinging it even if Chariot stronk
Also, Chariot is attacking Tower every turn to get away from the counter risk I assume
>>28800188
That's what I meant. His persona uses Star as a Club.
>>28798555
"Hey, maybe we could toss it back at Char-"
"Not if I get it first! Huitzilopochtli!"
>The Aztec warrior swiftly grabs the defeated Star and readies him like a club, swinging once more at Tower!
>It connects, eliciting grunts of pain and a "Chariot's so fucking dead" from the audience.
"Even with your... Improvised weapon, we'll still win!"
>Tower runs at Chariot with a raised fist, only to miss and barely keep is footing!
"Think fast, Chariot!"
>Justice jumps at Chariot and pins him, taking minor damage thanks to his Persona but now vulnerable to attack!
"It's time!"
"Yeah!"
"Persona!"
"Persona!"
>Perseus and Lancelot waste no time and launch Chariot into the air!
>Lancelot keeps the juggle on the ground while Perseus slices away at Huitzilopochtli protecting Chariot!
>Suddenly, the slashes increase speed as the flourishes become more and more complex!
>As a final move, Team 5's Personas jump above Chariot and knock him down to earth!
COMBO ATTACK: Swordplay!
>"Amazing, our first Combo attack in the tournament! Anything could happen now! Here's the stats:"
TEAM 11:
Star: Club
Chariot: 34% HP, 85% SP
TEAM 7:
Tower: 82% HP, 100% SP
Justice: 80% HP, 100% SP
"I wanna get off Chariot's Wild Ride..."
>>28800334
Did Chariot Hp regen? He should still be able to fight, or proceed to appeal to Star's last words.
>inb4 talk is a free action/hidden command.
>>28800350
He did. The Combo hit pretty hard, though the critical was cushioned by Huitzilopochtli's Physical resistance.
>>28800334
Offer him a last chance to surrender
If not Blast him with lightning and ice
>>28800350
>>28800387
If the initial plan is to convince Chariot to listen to Star, shall I roll to judge success?
>>28800397
Sure, go on
I wonder how they'll even try to convince him. I feel bad for Star now.
>>28799134
excuses
It's all ogre, DA has fallen. We'll be forever trapped into this last round and get B& because the ponies took too long to arrive, repent.
We'll never Tell Trixie and Lyra we finally figured out the trick
We'll never again cum inside rainbow dash, even though she probably orchestrated a dozencmore gangbangs
The end is neigh
>>28800334
"You know, Chariot, for trusting Star enough, you sure don't listen to him."
"Que."
"I mean,"
>Justice lowers his fighting stance.
"This is all getting a bit too silly."
"This is supposed to be a night where we celebrate the holiday that brought us all together."
"But instead, we've been spending who knows how long just beating each other's lights out!"
>Chariot stands there, looking at the poor, beaten body of Star, conflicting emotions in him.
>Tower joins in, seeing the crack in his facade!
"Yeah, Star had a point. We don't need to prove which Arcana is the best, as we work perfectly as a team!"
"So just put Star back down, and we'll work this through, together."
>Everything goes silent as Chariot mulls over his options.
>His eyes light up with understanding, and...
>>28800801
What a thrill!
>>28800801
>...swings at Tower, missing him and slipping on a frozen puddle he had made previously.
>Justice shrugs.
"Oh well, it was worth a shot. Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? Persona!"
>Perseus readies one final lightning javelin, tossing it into Chariot!
>It connects, delivering enough jolts into Chariot to knock him out cold!
FINISH!
>The battle was over.
>Team 5, Tower and Justice, had made it through all their opponents and were victorious!
>"Congratulations, you two!"
"THIS WAS RIGGED!"
"Fucking finally, we can actally get to ponies."
>Everyone gets healed up, and prepares to exit the beaten battlefield.
"You know what's bothering me?"
"We had like two ponies tops in this whole thing?"
"Not really. What I don't get is how we even ha-"
>Everyone wakes up.
Sunday Afternoon, October 31st, Twilight's Castle
>Twilight and Fluttershy greet the eyes of the awakening Arcanas.
>But that's not all: the entire room was filled with their loved ones and acquaintances with varying degrees of expressions.
>Not to mention the large amounts of popcorn buckets and soda.
"Wait, why is everyone here?"
>Twilight grins slightly.
>"Well, it's not often that we have the chance to see which of our boyfriends can beat up each other."
>She looks at Chariot in particular.
>"You might want to take that head start."
>Visible confusion mars his face when he notices a particularly furious Rarity giving him the death glare.
>Chariot bolt out of there, with Rarity chasing after him!
>"You come back here, you RUFFIAN!"
>Nervous chuckling passes through the Arcanas as Twilight returns her attention towards them.
>"It's fine if you guys want to burn some frustrations, but next time try to be a bit more careful, for our sakes."
>Begrudging agreement echoes around as Star gets up and dusts his suit off.
"Well, seeing as how Tower and Justice won, what do you guys want for your costumes?"
>>28800878
That was rigged tho.
>>28800878
Huehuehue.
Fuck all ya'll, Justice gets Cyrano in the end. And Pinkie cuddles
>>28800884I would argue that it wasn't, sans for me misunderstanding half the rolls I did, but I have a hard time thinking Tower winning as being anything but masturbatory.Told you I'd fuck up PvP real bad.
>>28800897
Also probably try to get everyone to help Star out after this clown fiesta. Justice's a fucking idiot but he tries to make ammends.
>>28800899Holy shit you were my team? No Wonder Tower never said shit
>Justice had the idea and Tower was the DM
Mary was right, shit's rigged. Let's force them to make the costumes.
>>28800878
>Justice greedily rubs his hands and laughs maniacally.
"Huehuehue. Dibs on Cyrano!"
"I'll just go with a Lancelot costume. M.A.R.A. might be too much this holiday season."
>Justice stops dancing around for a bit and speak up.
"Also, since we won, everyone's gotta help Star with the costumes and shit. Probably won't make up for him being tossed around like a flail, but it's a start."
>Everyone could see a tear of joy fall from Star's mask as he bear hugged the man.
"No homo."
"All the homo."
"Anyone else getting that feeling that this was just a masturbatory session for Tower and Justice? Seems weird the idea was brought up by Justice of all people..."
"Eh, who cares? Not like this shit's canon."
>And so, all the Arcanas (including Chariot with a few needles in him), spent the rest of the afternoon helping Star finish up the dresses for Nightmare Night.
>And so, the festivities of such a special night continued until the wee hours of the morning, signalling a new day.
>And Tower and Justice were egged with great prejudice the next morning.
FIN
>>28800924You're probably right. I ain't no Igor, that's for sure.
>>28800952
Thanks for playing.jpg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JoKBbm3qFPE
>>28800952
And thus Nightmare Night and the SlaM! comes to an end... for this year at least.
Knowing the Anons they might want to make it an annual thing.Star made it to the finals too. Maybe this whole thing was rigged... whatever it was fun.
Dropping my namefag so Igor can take over.
>>28800996
Believe me or not, I will say it wasn't rigged. Random.org isn't the best way to roll for games. Something I should've learned after the Justice Bonus Dungeon. And the accident of having 10AC/15AC means that the first few matches were fucked up.
Oh well, if you guys enjoyed it, that's fine for me. It's all meant for fun in my eyes.
>>28801027
Shit was fun, definitely. Thanks m8.
I wonder if it's better to use an online RNG or just roll a physical D20 though
Now we wait for king's game. Or you guys could put up some more Green, I know at least one anon had a Derpy idea
>>28800996
Don't go anywhere just yet!
>>28801068
>>28801039
Something about Derpy getting married right? Actually that got me thinking.Who got started on some satyr kids?
>>28801111
FUCK YOU FOR STEALING THE GET FAGGOT WHAT A GODDAMNED WASTE
>>28801111
>>28801116
Oh boy, is it happening again?
>>28801132
Not for a get like this. >28888888, on the other hand...
Not like I imagine this will go for another thread or two.
>>28801068
>tfw
>>28801116
It's just a quad get. Those happen like 7 times a day here.
>>28801039
>>28801111
Oh, right, during Fortune's epilogue, he mentioned he was gonna propose
Considering it's been at least a year, they've probably tied the knot by now
>>28801192
How....Does marriage work in magical horse land again? Is it still an open marriage thing or does it mean something more closed?
>>28801309
Well, we could romance Shining, whose married.
>>28801309
I think Equestria recognizes polygamous marriages here. Whether it's an open relationship is probably up to the ones involved.
>>28801326
I will never not be mad
It wouldn't even be gay, just some no homo brosex no balls touching type deal
>>28801388
Real talk, Is it gay if you and your bro are banging a chick and your balls touch while doing her?
N-not that it happened to me of course...
>>28801400
Pretty gay man.
This revival makes me want to bring back my old Persona x EqG idea that I share with yall yesterday at >>28793492 maybe as a series of drawings or something.
Then again, I am stumped with some the design as of now, so maybe yall wana help me out? You guys are probably familiar with the series, so maybe you know what to look to get that persona feel.
I am tinkering about what does Indigo Zap's persona should look like. Its identity is Mitra, the God of Partnerships from Vedic myth. Indigo's personality in my headcanon herself is
>Jock, but loyal to her mates
>Had some mechanical expertise. Good at Motocross and driving
>Not that good at sports, but very eager about it. Eternal benchwarmer/reserve at most competitions.
>Wants to overcome her deceased big sister, Lightning Dust, a good athlete with bad attitude
>Straight Edge
Just in caseheres the link again to my pastebin if you wanna dig more http://pastebin.com/pdwnXKYc
>>28801560
>Strong Water, Ice
So you're running Persona 1 and 2 elemental rules, then.
As for design, both Mitra and Indigo are living under the shadows of their better, more popular counterparts. To the point where they essentially are them-lite.
I would imagine Mitra with Lightning Dust's colors, and sort of an imperfect facsimile of a sports-centered Persona. Perhaps with some gears and mechanics sticking out which belie Zap's true talent.
Varuna would probably then be more mechanical in nature, switching Lightning Dust's colors for Indigo Zap's, showing her willingness to stand on her own and make an image for herself.
That's what I think, at any rate.
>>28801560
Wish I knew a bit more about Vedic mythology. It's going to be a... water based persona? It's hard to be sure what element you're going for. My initial instinct is to suggest something with ropes, since as a god of partnerships it seems fitting for something that "connects", and also serves as a method of attacking. I think it's okay to get a little abstract and less human-like given how Varuna looks in the games. Since the two are closely related, maybe make Mitra mostly gold and rounded with silver highlights, then have Varuna be a more angular silver creature, similar to this but not exactly the same, perhaps give him chains instead of ropes.
That's just off the top of my head. Also, did you ever pick a Key, kul?
>>28801674
Im actually starting to think about switching the elements into Wind and Force, and Sugarcoat's can take Indigo's old preference, but yeah, besides that, it was all very valid points, thanks. Im glad that you managed to catch that allusion about more popular counterparts, which actually what cement my choice about the persona, even when Mitra is supposed to be a God, not a Goddess.
Anyhow, how come these...
>>28801702
turns into these. I think for now, only the MC's persona that really becomes better for me, while the rest of party's persona development went weird.
>>28801675
What Key?
>>28796074
I couldn't think of shit.
>>28798555
>not having Chariot take Star's Final Ripple
Funny though!
>>28800334
>COMBO ATTACK: Swordplay!
Weak name to be honest. Not that I have a better idea short of Cross Thrust.
>>28800878
>our boyfriends
>not "our boyfriends and Judgement"
BUT WHO?!
>"Well, seeing as how Tower and Justice won, what do you guys want for your costumes?"
>"Give me the Zen look."
>"Shut up Judgement."
>>28800952
>egged
>implying I wouldn't do the good old "flaming bag of dog shit, followed by shooting them in the chest" trick
>>28800996
Why is your Persona so hot, holy shit.
>>28801068
You can't stop me, I'm getting the fuck out of here!
And by get the fuck out I mean "lurk quietly while I work on Judgement's Epilogue: I Spent 10 Minutes Searching A Latin Phrase For The Subtitle And Now It's Been An Hour Since I started typing holy fucking shit."
>>28801560
h kul. Holy fuck Sugarcoat is cute in that outfit.
>Lightning Dust is kill
Oh jeez.
>>28801702
>Mega Yvetal
>Dominatrix Drillhair
>Stoner Josuke
>holy shit it's a lightcycle
>Kantai Collection (2015)
>Dominatrix Drillhair's Weeaboo Sister
>I'm not making fun of best girl's Persona, fuck you.
>Buff Silver Chariot but he skipped leg day
>>28801717
>Not spoiling the pic
I mean, it's too small to really see, but really man?
>>28801730
Wow this was huge.
>>28801717
They look pretty baller.
As for the key, in the end of the story, 22 keys were offered that allowed each player in Anon to exist in the world as the particular Arcana (ie Tower, Devil, Moon).
It's the reason why the green I did had those names.
>>28801730
>>COMBO ATTACK: Swordplay!
>Weak name to be honest. Not that I have a better idea short of Cross Thrust.
Names are never my specialty, friend.
>>28801717
At the end of the story, after Anon gives up his existence to allow Luna to return to the world and defeats Nyarlathotep, each of the Mementos Anon collected from the Max Rank Events becomes a key that allows the "heart" of one of those readers to return to Equestria in the epilogue as a copy of themselves. Sort of a "put your name in on the high score board" endgame reward thing.
So far, all keys have been claimed by readers except for the Magician Key.
>>28801750
What about Devil and Hermit/Hierophant?
>>28801717
If you take Magician, we teamed up and got fucked up in the first round. Just an FYI.
>>28801760
Devil was taken just last thread. Hermit and Hierophant were claimed at some point.
>>28801760
Devil was taken by the fellow who read after the story ended, and made the lovely sheets here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Av1VCQtKbXBJ9ZXx7H0wxd1kl7e9VGGZ0Wj2Er0OnTk/edit#gid=0
Hermit apparently was taken by some other bloke, and te first Hermit man swapped for Hierophant.
>If you take Magician, we teamed up and got fucked up in the first round.
Oi, I take offense to that! That was Round 5, technically.
>>28801770
Wait so you're Magician now?
>That was Round 5, technically.
It was our first Round, so technically it was Round 1.Thanks Devil for being the real MVP so quickly after joining us.
>>28801770
No, I'm still Tower. Magician's still up in the air for someone to grab.
So, for those still here, what was the best Bonus Boss fight in the story? Rainbow Dash's airship one was my favorite, hands down.
>>28801844
Silver Shill, hands down. It was the beginning of The Statusing, had multiple phases, forced us to think outside the box and gave us Lvl 1 Legion and the first instance of our All Out Attack Bonus. Shit was cash.
It's funny how even Igor was unable to turn Spike into a cool character. A year later nobody even claimed his key.
I blame Lauren.
>>28801855
>Spike wasn't cool in this
m8 i'll fight you
>>28801730
>not spoiling the pic
Geez, sorry about it bruh. I posted it in a hurry and werent that cautious.
>h kul. Holy fuck Sugarcoat is cute in that outfit.
Yeah, since her name is Sugarcoat, so I guess why shouldnt I also "Sugarcoated" her everyday appearance. She dress some like that, but is weirdly rude due to her self-absorbed personality.
>>28801742
>>28801750
>>28801760
Nah I'll pass. Not my style.
I know nobody asked, but heres the sketch for Sunny Flare's and Sour Sweet's personas respectively. Srimati (Sunny) is the consort and is the feminine aspect of Khrisna from certain branch of Hindu myths, while Kleshas (Sour) is the Buddhism concept of troubled mind and uncertainity. So far, only Sunny is finished, but maybe I'll retouch her again when I had the time
>>28801855
thats funny i blame Larson
>>28801871
I thought you had a colored version of Srimati?
>not my style
You mean Magician, or taking a key period?
**I was thinking Magician is more fitting for me, so if you wanted Judgement I'm sure we could retcon Razgriz into a Magician Persona.**
>>28801855
Hos before Bros, or something like that. I actually liked how Spike was handled during SLAM. Far, far better than anything FiM has done so far.
>>28801855
Spike was the fucking coolest, nigga
But, waifu game 2strong.
>>28801887
I can't even excuse that disaster of a post.
>>28801871
Lookin' good. I always did like your designs.
>Nah I'll pass. Not my style.
Fair enough. You're still cool in our books.
>>28801887
>I thought you had a colored version of Srimati
I had. I just posted the sketch again as I want to show Sour Sweet again, but they are on the same layer on my sai file, so why not
>You mean Magician, or taking a key period?
both desu
>>28800334
>tfw I got the team numbers wrong for two fights in a row
Holy shit. I'm worse at writing than I thought.
>>28802485
We didn't say anything so that unofficialy the original team 7 was the winner.
>>28802558
Even in the end, Star wins.
GG no re
Ponyville, October 31st
>Nightmare Night. The day of remembrance for Nightmare Moon.
>A tradition rooted in fear and superstition, which has evolved into a day of celebration and reverence.
>But it is also the day on which the power of dreams and nightmares grow strong on the power of ponies’ belief.
>It is the day on which Nightmare Moon was born.
>The day on which the boundary between worlds weakens.
>And the day Anonymous first came to this Equestria.
>Now on this hallowed eve, the humans brought to this world through the power of the heart reconvene.
>To reunite, to celebrate, to pay their respects, to remember.
>To celebrate.
>To pay their respects.
>To remember.
>”And to PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!” Pinkie shouts at the top of her lungs, confetti and streamers bursting out of cannons with enough force to sink a war fleet.
>The humans and ponies take cover reflexively as the decorations go off.
>”Pinkie Pie!” Dash scolds, “Are you trying to give me a heart attack? And what about Derpy?”
>”I’m okay, Rainbow!” Derpy reassures her with her usual cheerfulness. “Pinkie told me in advance it’d be loud. And Fortune made sure I took my medicine, right Honey?” The postmare rubs her cheek against the human’s knee sweetly.
>>28802817
IT BEGINS AGAIN
>>28802817
IT BEGINS
>>28802817
>tfw Fortune
HNNNNG
At this rate, i'll be the one with the heart problems
>Some of the humans make exaggerated motions clutching their chests at this sugary display, earning them eye rolls and affectionate gestures from their accompanying mares.
>Others cheer and whoop loudly.
“IT BEGINS!”
“WE DO IT!”
>”Didn’t give me warning…” Dash sulks, sitting down with a huff on the floor of the Friendship Castle Ballroom.
>”Her enthusiasm is understandable.” Says the warm voice of a pure white Alicorn smiling down at her. “After all, it’s been some time since all 36 of us were gathered together.” Celestia spreads her swan-like wing out, gesturing to the horde of people, ponies, and a single adolescent dragon populating the ballroom.
>Once the night grew late and all the foals cleared off the streets, everyone gathered at Twilight’s Castle for a private late-night reunion party.
>Tables are filled with cakes, candies, and other unhealthy foods courtesy of Gilda, Pinkie, Lovers, and Empress.
>Refreshing cider and classy wines sit in buckets of ice, brought by Applejack, Cheerilee, Strength, and Hierophant.
>And in the center, Pinkie stands with a cup stuffed with straws. “Well I don’t know about you ponies, but I’ve been waiting for Anon’s birthaversary for a whole year!”
>”That’s sorta how years work, Sugarcube.” Applejack retorts to a few chuckles.
>”Well it’s about time we got this party kickin’! And thanks to all our faceless friends, I’ve got just the game to get things going! Fillies, Gentlecolts, Boys and Dragons, let us play… The King’s Game!”
>>28802907
So why is it still called the King's game in Princessland?
>>28802907
Now the real Ponysona quest begins!
>>28802994
I'm guessing one of the anons told ponk about it
>>28802907
Our bodies are ready!
>>28802994
Probably a Nippon pone game. Or what >>28803003 said
>>28801935
>I had
Ah gotcha.
>both desu
o-ohWe'll remember you, even beyond the door.b kul
>>28801907
>You're still cool in our books
CARLOOOOOOS!
>>28802907
>brought by Applejack, Cheerilee, Strength, and Hierophant
>I'm not recognized for being a good cook
t f wbut don't change your plans
>>28802907
>The King's Game
Screw being a king why not a GOD EMPEROR?
>>28803160
>change to Cripplechan Anon
>become KingCrimson
“Woohoo!”
“Our bodies our ready!”
>”Yeah you know it, Justice! That’s Justice, right? Sometimes you guys all look the same to me.” Pinkie jokes.
>”It sounds like my kind of game.” Trixie smirks.
>”I’ve never heard of this game before. What are the rules?” Twilight asks.
>”First, we all draw straws, and whoever gets the red one is the King! Or Queen, I guess. Then they can ask somepony else to do something, and they have to do it! Lather, Rinse, Repeat and, apply alcohol as needed! Any questions?” Pinkie looks around the room quickly. “Yes, Farfalla?”
>”Isn’t this just Truth or Dare, but with less agency?”
>Pinkie shrugs. “They were the guys that came up with it. Gilda?”
>“That Death guy’s not going to ask us to do anything weird, is he?”
“I promise nothing! I AM A GOD EMPEROR!”
“Mary you…!”
>Some of the humans advance on their outspoken brethren threateningly while others try to intervene before things get messy.
>”They know better by now.” Sunset says after a gulp of cider. “They don’t have any magic out here, after all. And Discord would find his defenestration hilarious.”
>Celestia gives the fiery mare a knowing smile. “Now let’s not escalate this party to domestic violence. I’m sure everypony and human will respect one another’s boundaries.”
>Cheerilee peers into the bucket. “Are there enough straws for all 36 of us?”
>”Well…” Pinkie begins, “Since we have more people than ponies, I think the fairest way to do it is we take turns with the straw bucket. The Ponies, and Spike, get their chance, then the humans get their chance. Sound fair?”
>>28803257
Fair enough. Let's get this train rolling!
>inb4 one person keeps getting King
>>28803257
Fair enough, we're game
>Inb4 Mary Kings thrice in a row
>>28803257
I really want to see none of the Anon's being king.
>>28803257
>The Ponies, and Spike
Wow rude. Let's just do this gay shit already.Surprised that there hasn't been anything among the lines of "Farfalla, the sun/the moon/the magic of plot convenience is telling me that you should not be what you've become" because muh finale. Not to ruin her mood but you get the general idea I hope.
>>28803396
Oh fuck, something happened with that? Geez I really need to catch up on the show.
>>28803414
I haven't gotten past the Rarara-AJ-Coco episode. I've been too busy.
>>28803396
2meta4metake off the name you faggot
>>28803532There's at least two people besides Igor that still use a name and one tripfag, let me have my false sense of significance you Lawfag, also pretend to be a Lawfag
>>28803257
>everypony and human will respect one another’s boundaries
AHAHAHAHA I mean yes. Yes, we will. TotallyI'll take off my name and try to finish properly my green words
“Fair enough.”
“We’re game!”
>The rest of the crowd echoes general enthusiasm and agreement.
>”Then let’s get things started! Laaadies first! And Spike!” Pinkie slams the bucket into the middle of them, letting them each grab a straw.
>They examine the ends and…
>”Oh my! It’s me! I’m… the queen?” Fluttershy questions, holding the red-ended straw.
>”So it would seem, Queen Fluttershy.” Rarity smiles. “Give us your royal decree!”
“All hail queen Fluttershy!”
>Fluttershy surveys the crowd. “Umm… okay, let me think.”
>She finally settles on the single Griffon among you, already on her second glass of wine.
>”... Gilda. In the name of Queen Umaguchi Shizuka, I order thee! Say something very nice about Pinkie Pie!”
>You all feel a chilling intensity behind her words as Gilda’s tail droops to the floor while she sits at attention.
>”She’s probably one of the best-looking Mares I’ve ever met. She’s surprisingly intelligent and well-organized, she’s a good cook, a hard worker, and now she’s working on a degree too. Honestly if she had a more compatible personality I’d probably think she’s flawless.”
>There’s a few ‘aww’s as Pinkie rubs her eye, “C’mon, Gilda, you’re super duper amazing too! And you’re a way better chef than I am!”
>Gilda blinks and ruffles her feathers. “I- Wait, did I really just say all… shit, what’s in this stuff, Cheerilee?”
>”It’s just the wine from our Vineyard…” Cheerilee frowns as Fluttershy shrinks away slightly.
>”Umm, I think that’s my turn. Thank you.”
>Pinkie adds a few straws and tosses it to the humans. “Your turns! Who’s gonna be our first King?”
Draw the straws!
First poster to end in 9 becomes King and gets to give their order!(You can give your Arcana name in the post if you like.)
>>28803629
I'm rollin'
>>28803629
Rolling
>>28803629
If I get King, then Strength and Justice do an arm wrestling match. Best 2 out of 3, if possible.
>>28803629
Or not. At least I can try before sleep
>>28803629
>asks for us to roll a 9
>gets a 9Fortune here
>>28803629
Wait, but... my post ended in 9.
Does that mean I'm King?
Also maybe you guys should give your order with your roll so someone can't sneak it from you?
>>28803665
Reroll, then.
>inb4 no one ever gets a 9
>>28803629
>>28803656
Forgot the order. If King then each Anon has to sing to their waifus the following song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfBwsG8ubFw
>>28803680
Go Igor. Give us your most homosexual order possible I fucking dare you
>>28803685
This, please.
>>28803629
If king Judgement has to admit that I'm cooler than lust
>>28803619
Shit.
>>28803680
SHIT. Be gentle.
As King "Judgement" Crimson, my order is for Number 6 to do something lewd to Number 9 because it's funny, dammit!
>>28803699
OOOOOHHHHHH SHIT, ZEBRA BROTHER
>>28803683
If we all do it in unison that could actually be pretty fun.
>>28803699
It's happeneeeen 9 and dubs.
>>28803699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDlTtPww4pwI'm done namefagging now.
>>28803680
>>28803699
So uh... What are we gonna do?
>>28803699
Damn it Strength, you'll break him!
>>28803737
Doubledubs confirm I'm fucked.
The Cooler Strength, don't draw any straw! You'll be forced to do something embarrassing and/or sexual, and not the fun kind! Now blow yourself back 60 meters because I don't have Heaven's Door.
>>28803699
>>28803731
YES! this dumb joke is over!
>The humans draw their straws…
>And to his own surprise, the first to draw the red straw is The Fool himself.
“Oh. I guess that can happen too… if this happens again we’ll just do it again. I have a bit of an advantage after all.”
>The ponies look confused, but the fool steps up and paces, thinking over his order.
“Be gentle!”
“Make it gay!”
>The King takes a deep breath and makes his decree.
“Alright then, my subjects. SING FOR ME!”
“THIS RIDE WILL NOT PROCEED UNTIL ONE OR MORE OF YOU SINGS ‘LET IT GO’!”
“One minute and thirty seconds of it is enough. Just until ‘The cold never bothered me anyway.’ However you record it is fine, but just try to make it quick so we can move on!”
>Further confusion comes over the ponies. But this is the request.
>>28803757
>Singing
Oh shit. Which one of us is gonna do it
>>28803752
NO MATTER THE PUNISHMENT, I WILL CALL LUST THE COOLER STRENGTH! Or call you The Cooler Lust if I'm about to get mindbreaked. No forced meme is worth being the target of a real life NTR doujin.
>>28803757
Wait.
You mean we have to actually sing it and post it via Vocaroo? Jesus christ I was gonna post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPq9mzFNGY but clearly that won't fly.
>>28803757
Welp! I just got fucked out of my pick
you did technically get it first so i'll let it slide
>>28803757
...I'll do it.
I'm the musical one, after all.
>>28803757
>Singing
I ACCEPT IT!
TO THE VOCAROO MOBILE!gimme a bit
>>28803787
But if it's Vocaroo, I can't really, because I have no mic.
>>28803804
How were you going to record it in the first place without a Mic? How does Vocaroo make a difference?
>>28803776
It can't be me for Igor has ordered us to sing my kryptonite. Let it go and I have a history.
>>28803818
Now you HAVE to tell us.
>>28803804
>I have no mic
i
fucking
how
>>28803811
If it's just in the text, I can, since it requires no real singing. But if it's a recording, like Vocaroo, I can't. That's what I meant.
>>28803834
Poor men have no mics. Only old computers.
I DID IT, JOHNNY
I DID IT ALL FOR FREE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0seNahd4C2Q
Not *quite* a minute and a half, but is it enough?
>>28803878
At least Justice delivers.
>>28803878
Justice is the hero we don't deserve
>>28803881
While my computer is shitting the bed by literaly denying me the entire lower bar. Shit's been whacky since morning.
But that's okay, now enjoy the cringe.For free
>>28803878
BEAUTIFUL. TEN OUT OF TEN. FIVE STARS. A MILLION STARS.
>>28803834
If you all recall the tale of drunk anon in shinjuku this story occoured on that same trip to Japan.
It was june of 2014 frozen had released six months prior and still there was no respite from that damned song. On the radio in comercials in youtube ads played on loop my small siblings and cousins. you couldn't get away from it. I thought that in leaving the country I would have some peace from it on my vacation. That illusion lasted about 2 hours after landing in narita.
You see I did not fully understand the nips love of frozen. I had seen little ads with Elsa in them but assumed they were for japanese disney land and thought nothing of them until I stopped for a snack. What do you think the first thing I heard was upon stepping foot in a 7-11 on the way to the hotel. Why it was god damn let it go being sung in moon speak over the store's intercom. It had followed me to the far side of the world. This of course killed my desire for a real deal convini rice ball and I frightened a small japanese woman as I stormed angrily from the store.
I eventually did get my rice ball but every so often it would float through the air, a constant sour background note to an otherwise wonderful trip.
>>28803878
I have disgraced myself.
Good job, mate.
>>28803921
Igor said "one or more"
Get to singing faggot. Duet with me.
>>28803907
>and I frightened a small japanese woman as I stormed angrily from the store
Something about this line fucking killed my sides. What a lovely story anon.
God damn the more I think the more orders I come up with
So many possibilities
>>28803926
>>28803921
Oh, wait, you have no mic. Right.
Well, you're doing the backup vocals and flicking fake snow around me in story then.
>>28803929
I mean think about it, your a lil old japanese woman on your way to pick up some odds and ends from the local 7-11. The last thing you expect is a 6'3" 250 pound white man to come barreling out of the store nearly knocking you over as he fumes angrily under his breath about God damn shitty ice princeses ruining his good times.
>>28803954
I'll take it, if Igor allows.
Should we each go with whatever orders we think are best or are we game to make a huge idea pile and draw from that?
>>28804042
I think it's more fun to see how creative we can all get by ourselves.
>No one else singing
cowards, the lot of you.Time for the full version, y/n
“I accept!” Declares Justice.
“I’ll back it up. I’m the musical one.” says Tower.
“I knew I could count on you guys.” Their King smiles.
*One off-key slightly accented rendition of Let it Go Later*
The Fool is laughing on the floor and applauding.
“Amazing! Ten out of ten!”
“A hero we don’t deserve.”
>”Good energy!” Fluttershy chimes in politely.
>Gilda and Dash are cackling together, but most of the other mares are respectfully applauding the performance.
“Ahh… I secretly hoped it would be you, Justice! I didn’t say anything, but that’s what I hoped. Thank you, my life is complete now. Here I didn’t thought I’d be doing much. Anyway, it’s the Equestrian turn. Pinkie, if you please.”
>Pinkie Pie collects the straws and distributes them to the girls.
>They all check their sticks at once, and a triumphant smile comes over Sunset Shimmer.
>”Looks like I got it this time.”
“All hail Queen Sunset Shimmer!”
>”Muahahahaaa!” The crimson-maned mare laughs faux-maniacally, “Finally! All I’ve ever wanted!!”
>”Let’s see… Farfalla, how about you tell us an embarrassing story about yourself? Stuff from your days as a changeling will do as well.”
>Farfalla gives all of the humans a knowing grin. “Well, I suppose it should be a story that embarasses only me. I have many with them that would be rather embarrassing to share, but it is rude to kiss and tell. Especially given where they were… ah, but nevermind. I’ll tell you about my attempt to capture Princess Cadance.
>Celestia puts down her plate of eclairs. “It was while she was out at a private villa, yes?”
>Farfalla nods. “I transformed into Shining Armor to lower the guard of her security, and put some of my drones in position to assist me.”
>”Then, I made contact with Princess Cadance. She was acting sweet at first, ‘Oh, Shiny, I thought you wouldn’t be showing up until tomorrow!’ And such.”
>”So I told her we should go somewhere just the two of us, and she agreed, leading me into the bedroom before I could object.”
>”Oh heavens.” Rarity gasps.
>”Are you sure you should be sharing this?” Twilight winces.
>”It’s all right, just let me finish.” Farfalla reassures them. “So then she started telling me to do all these strange things… baby talking to her, singing little foal’s songs, reciting the Equestrian National Anthem to ‘Get her in the mood’...”
>The crowd is listening to her story with mixtures of anxiety and fascination.
>”I told her I found a much better place and she reassured me we could go there after… and then she told me to close my eyes, so I did.”
>”And then she put a magic inhibitor ring over my horn and started tying me up…”
>Twilight is hiding her face in her hooves. “Oh no…”
>”And then she called for the guards.”
>”BAHAHAHAHA!” Rainbow Dash breaks into laughter, followed by some of the others while Farfalla smiles and accepts their mockery.
>”Yes, it was quite a blunder. It seems I didn’t even fool her for a second. If I hadn’t gotten my drones in place to bail me out… well, the Royal Wedding would have gone a lot smoother.”
>Twilight finally stops hiding. “Well, just goes to show you she’s not some helpless princess. Instead of relying on her guards, she was prepared enough to have an inhibitor ring for self defense in case somepony like you showed up.”
>Farfalla gives her a sardonic look. “Then I wonder what the S.A. engraved on it stood for.”
>Twilight shuts her mouth, blushing furiously.
>”Just joking.”
>”Hey, only embarrassing yourself, remember?” Sunset scolds her.
>The alicorn bows deeply to Sunset Shimmer. “My humblest apologies, my dear queen. Your loyal subject forgets its place, and will accept whatever punishment you deem fit.”
>She takes a moment to decide. “Two drink penalty. Pinkie, let’s pass it back to the boys.”
>”Yooou betcha!”
>Pinkie throws the bucket of straws back to the humans.
Lucky number this time is 7!
>>28804330
Victory is mine.it's okay if I namefag when I roll, right?
>>28804330
Strength and Lust in arm wrestling championship.
>>28804330
As God Emperor my first order will be forcing you all to watch asI hold every single hoof/hand/claw of everybody here.
>>28804349
You... Damn you, Mary!
>>28804343
Reroll.
>>28804349
Disgusting.
>>28804330
Fortune
Let's see if lady luck is on my side
As my decree, Death must dance for our amusememt (not actually dance, a gif accompanying the scene will be fine)
>>28804324
>>28804330
>Off-key
If only I knew enough about music theory to know what you mean. I aim to please though!
Sunset Shimmer! choose four other subjects to your discretion, then introduce yourselves to us as if you were part ofthe ginyu force
>>28804349
Damn! Reroll
>>28804330
rolling for Judgement to admit I'm the cooler strength
>>28804357
Nice 7 m8. Too bad you didn't order
>>28804357
QUICK, POST YOUR ORDER AND A SCREENCAP OF MY POST TO SHOW IT'S YUO
>>28804359
Reroll if the 7 before doesn't count.
Are rerolls even acceptable?
Well, if yes then let me try for the second idea. Twilight, I want you to introduce yourself to us as if you were a heel in the biggest night of Wrestlehaynia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
>>28804349
>>28804362
One more reroll
>>28804360
Reroll, because why not?
>>28804381
Shit, sorry for name.
>>28804399
Sure. You punch out the Anon to your right and take his stick.
>>28804361
rerollan
>>28804403
GIVE ME THE SEVEN I WANT TO LEWDLY DO THINGS TO EVERYONES HANDS JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMUS
>>28804363
I guess I'm rerolling too
>>28804382
>inb4 endless rerolls
>>28804399
Come on baby! Show us Twilight being DA CREAAAM OF DA CROP!
I even decided on that because I remembered Rainbow's sign on her date!
>>28804429
Mary you sick fuck. This is a Christian Halloween party. You'll never get it
>>28804361
Rerolling for this.
>>28804361
I shan't have my tokusentai dream crushed so easily
Just one last try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpcL--3BHZ4
>All these dubs
>But not a seven to be found
Smells like dicemaid
We might need to extend it to two numbers next time
>>28804360
Dew it.
>>28804487
You bastard
>>28804330
If king then Spike has to tell the most adorkable story of filly Twilight... while making funny voices... upsidedown.
>>28804487
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, THATS TWICE SOMEONE HAS GOT A 7 WITHOUT A RESPONSE
>>28804462
>You'll never get it
Then what do you call THIS?
>>28804466
Double dubs should count. My 7 demands it. Sorry >>28804357.
>>28804361
J U S T
DO IT, GIVE ME MY SEVEN
>>28804508
Failure.
>>28804489
Reroll.
>>28804500
>Star without his trip
IMPOSTER!
>>28804508
It appears to be an eight, Mary. This number comes after 7 and before 9. When squared, it equals 64. When added to itself, it equals 16.
>>28804508
Being one off.
>>28804527
DING DING DING
We have a winner
>>28804527
Good work Fortune, but I still say that in-universe, rerolling means "punch another Anon and steal his straw." Igor, can we make that canon?
>>28804527
Oh yeah. Dance for me, Mary!
>>28804527
Nice.
But what song is Mary gonna dance to?
>>28804539
Funny enough, >>28804528 wasn't me
Thanks for the reroll though
Also, if >>28804539 is canon, i'd rather it not be me
>>28804555
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>28804555
Why, to the best song ever made of course https://youtu.be/mML2fPec7xU
>>28804555
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
>>28804527
Jokes on you guys.I fucking love to dance.
>>28804588
God damn I hate how good that edit is
Curse you, Mary!
>>28804564
Did you mean to quote me twice?
>>28804588
Mary, I swear to god, you need different faces for Anon. I never want to see Dio's stupid face for the rest of my life because of you.
>>28804665
But it's so perfect! I can't help but to use it!
>>28804665
>Dissing the Dianon edit
git gud
>>28804690
STOP USING IT YOU FUCKING CUNT GODDAMN
>Pinkie Pie as best cripple
Nah, she'd be more of a Gyro than anything with all his gags.
>>28804700
Fuck your dubs, I bet you level DEX.
>>28804705
EVEN IF MARY STOPS
I NEVER WILL ANON
YOU'RE OVERPOWERED
Here pictured out Sombra Teeth Kicking Team
>>28804720
>EVEN IF MARY STOPS
>I NEVER WILL ANON
Yes, but you're overpowered.I don't have a good pic of Iroh, so here's this
>>28804705
NO WAY
>>28804720
Oh nice I lost this one awhile back
>>28804741
You got the quote wrong anon
So not only you are overpowered
You are clearly outmatched
>>28804700
>tfw Twilicane will never happen
Always kinda imagined Baron Samedi with the Twilicane.
>>28804690
>>28804700
>>28804720
>>28804748
I forgot how many of these fucking edits got made holy hell
>>28804748could you make it not utter garbage? When I made it originally it was suposed to look shit like one of the JUST DO IT shianon edits but I wonder if it could look niceYou're my only hope, Mary senpai
>>28804769
And those aren't even all of them.
Here's the original
>>28804748
No fuck off I'm not King Sombra, I'm a fellow Anon! I don't have to be THE greatest villain in the show and CYOA to know that Dio's stupid face is the most ungodly sight since the Elements of Harmony blowing King Sombra away. How dare you imply he'd be on the floor because of that face, he'd smite it with righteous fury. He didn't change sides like that pussy Chrysalis, no, he would've won if that faggot Anon didn't cheat! FUCK YOU MARY AND FUCK YOUR STUPID FACE
>As every anon draws the chopsticks there is a silent moment until they start a chaotic shout out
>"IT WAS ME WHO DREW THE CHOPSTICK!"
>"NO, IT WAS ME!"
>"MARY IS GONNA DANCE, IT WAS ME SO JUST DO IT"
>"I WAS THE ONE WHO AGREED TO THAT DANCE! IT WAS ME!"
>>28804792
>>28804755
Well end my fucking life.
>>28804802
>the ponies and Spike are just watching
>every. time.
>>28804810
>Sombra is shitposting at us from the depths of tartarus/the collective unconciousness/wherever the fuck whatever was left of him went to after being BTFO by Faust
ayyyy how the mighty have fallen.
I fucking missed you guys so much, holy shit
>>28804828
>Zen could be squaring off with Sombra right now
Real talk, Zen deserved better than being stuck with Ashly Burch.
>>28804843
y-you too
Looks like my post about taking a break for dinner andgetting the first 7didn't go through.
And as usual, this is what happens when I leave the thread.
Some things never change.
>>28804878
Just like old times. Would you really have it any other way?
>>28804781
Here you go
>>28804878
It's usually how rollers like these go. I still remember that pony FNaF one that had the protagonisttransform into a jet and bomb the place down.
Think we'll need a new thread before we part ways?
>>28804905
I hope so. Two threads isn't enough.
>>28804904
It's fucking perfect.
Thank you based Mary
>>28804904
These fucking images man. Didn't you say something about making your own adventure before we all split? Did you make images for that as well?
>>28804951
Yeah I did.And it got really fucking weird.
>>28804970
i want to hear how bad it got if you think it was weird
>>28804970
I'm not sure if I want context or not
>>28804970
Link it, faggot.
>>28805004
There was one point where Chrysalis, transformed as a shitty OC had Rarity's corpse implaled on her dick while fighting Zecora to the death (and losing very badly) as her subject watched while carrying a fuck ton of money and Derpy's corpse. IT GOT REALLY WEIRD.
>>28805005
>>28805010
You guys asked for it.http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25811356/#25811356
>>28805056
You better be making a new one.
These are too fucking rich.
>>28805056
>NickFuckFace.
That name sounds familiar.
>>28805144
I might. I got sick of it after doing the Chrysalis one but now with these threads reviving my joy of making shitty pictures with vectors I might just do so sometime.
>>28805056
just read all of it and all i can say is "well thats one way of getting the job done"
Igor is dead. The kings game will never be finished
>>28805559
I'm right here, just a little tired. I gotta spend less time on that porn game and more time getting some actual sleep.
>>28805564
nah man we all have our.........needs so as far as im concerned your good
>>28805564
Just like old times, boss.
Don't worry, we'll keep the fort up long enough for you to get out of your fap coma tomorrow.
>>28805564
Careful, Igor. If you do that too much you'll go blind!
>>28805580
Nah, one more post! I got one more post in me. And it will beANIME。
>>28805564
WHAT GAME
WHAT FUCKING GAME
>>28805803
The one posted >>28791005, iirc.
>>28805803
Ponyville Brothel, I mentioned it before. And yes I completed it but now this is update 1.34 and I was on 1.31. https://to-the-plothole.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_27.html
>The straws are drawn, and the winning straw goes to…
“All hail King Fortune!”
“Lady Luck’s got me after all! Death! Your King commands you to dance!”
>A big green grin breaks out on the face of Death.
“Joke’s on you, I fucking LOVE to dance! Hit it!”
>He strides onto the dance floor as fast paced electronic music starts up….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAEa3CGX62Y
Come on and Smile~
COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
COME ON AND SLAM! IF YOU WANNA JAM!
Come on and Smile~
COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
COME ON AND SLAM! IF YOU WANNA JAM!
“This song…!”
“DAMN IT MARY!”
>As the fast-paced song continues, everyone marvels at Death’s stylish dancing…
>Sunset watches intensely with her hoof on her chin. “I thought he couldn’t do something like this without a Mana Core… but this music! Is the Magic of Friendship really that strong?”
>”Perhaps this is the work of Discord…” Trixie theorizes.
>”He was able to invoke the 『BGM 』! Before they couldn’t even sing with Harmony… Is it because they belong in this world now that he can move like this?” Wonders Twilight.
“Twilight is half right. But the reason behind his skill is something more simple.” The Fool speaks.
“He holds one of the secrets to great dancing. We should have known he could do this, he’s been displaying that technique for as long as we’ve known him.”
>”I’ve seen you dance before, you were good but not quite that good. What IS his secret?” Cheerilee asks.
“It’s the greatest skill a dancer can have. It’s called… 『NO SHAME』. He simply has no qualms about looking like a complete idiot!”
>”Impossible! He can just dance if he wants to? He can leave his friends behind?” Spike exclaims.
>”What a beautiful person…” Derpy smiles dreamily.
>”I think it’s not quite my style…” Rarity grimaces.
>The song and dance finishes to great applause, and the straws are passed back to the other half of the room.
>This time, the one to draw the lucky straw is…!
“ALL HAIL QUEEN CELESTIA!”
>She lets out a ladylike sigh. “I do prefer Princess, really. Even if I were to get married, I think I’d still prefer it in such a way.”
>”You should get married!” Derpy encourages her. “I bet your wedding would be really pretty! Even prettier than mine!”
>Celestia just gives her a warm smile. “I’d like if it were that simple. But at times, having power can restrict you instead of free you. It’s good to be the Princess, certainly I have it much better than many. But even a Queen can’t have everything she wants without being a tyrant.”
>”Go ahead and be one! It’s just a game.” Spike reminds her.
>”Yeah, just pretend you’re the Queen of Griffonstone.” Gilda chuckles.
>”The Queen here gets to indulge herself! Be wild, express yourself! Ooh! Say a swear…” Fluttershy whispers.
>Celestia paces to the end of the room and back considering her decree.
>”If I’m really to be as selfish as I please… Spike? Sunset Shimmer? I request that you call me Mom for the rest of the night.”
>”Sure, Mom! You’re already like the Mother I never had.” Spike flashes a toothy grin.
>Celestia turns to Sunset, her smile fading when she notices the unicorn avoiding her gaze somewhat uncomfortably.
>”Oh… Sunset, I’m sorry. That was careless. I shouldn’t play around when it comes to your feelings…”
>”It’s okay!” She blurts out. “I mean… I’m not upset, I’m just a little... “ she takes a deep breath, searching for the right words before looking at Celestia.
>”You did a great job taking care of me. You’re an amazing Mom. If anything, I feel like I don’t deserve it.”
>Tia extends her massive wing and wraps Sunset in a curtain of warmth. ”I would die a proud mare if I raised a daughter even a tenth as great as you, Sunset Shimmer.”
>”Aww, thanks, Mom.” Sunset says half-jokingly, hugging her extra tight.
>”It does feel good. I’ll amend my decree, you are all my children! I decree you all must call me Mother or some variation thereof for the rest of the night!”
>”Yes, Mooom!” The party choruses.
“Hey, Senpai! I banged your Mom!”
>”Which one of you said that?!”
>The humans all point fingers at each other to shift the blame.
>Sunset grumbles as the straws are passed over, but Celestia seems to be stifling a laugh.
Draw again! The lucky number this time is 1!
>>28806020
Hanged Man
ok ill shoot how about we have someone get us some whoppers cause we never got any before it should be Twilight or Sunset
>>28806036
Fortune again, just to see if i can pull off a hat trick
Pinkie must launch one volunteer, other than herself, out of the party cannon
>>28806112
Off by 1?
Wow, better than i thought i would do
>>28806036
I wanna see Twilight and Spike kiss
>>28806117
One reroll then I'm fucking off to bed
>>28806078
rolling
>>28806131
And there you have it, folks
>>28806131
wow i just dont even
>>28806131
So this takes it unless some other Anon can hit a 1 on their first attempt.
>>28806134
I dunno, looks even to me
>>28806135
What if a namefag takes it?
>>28806156
Well, I had to try.
>>28806156
just saying anon in general. Best way to make sure someone isn't cheating is to declare their arcana anyway.
>go to bed
>Wake up
>Fucking whoppers
Hanged Man, you do realize we are surrounded by horses, I don't think that's a good idea man
Trying for the Sunset Ginyu force introduction again! If I get it in one go it overrules! I think.
>>28806288
dude i was just kidding but you got dubs does that over rule i would say yes in most cases but i dont know here
>>28806317
>>28806288
I can work with this.
>>28806036
>wake up
>fun, dancing and chaos
>picrelated
Oh, and if I roll, all waifuless arcana's have to hug their favourite pony in a room
>>28806681
Huh, well congrats devil a winRar is you
>>28806347
As long as it doesn't sour things. I remember the last time we ran with Whoppers.
>>28806008
Mary sure did show us how to boogie.
>>28806036
>Empress has to call his marefriend "mom"
I think Freud said something about this, but I can't for the life of me remember what.
>>28807238
I think Celly's the waifu of half the arcanas
We greece now.
>Tfw nervous about whoppers making us crash and burn
>>28807238
Freud didn't meet Celestia. Otherwise he would be on board.
>>28807238
>>28807249
>>28807712
Honestly, I think this is more on Celestia than on the Arcanas.
She is the one that wants to be called mom.
Mornin' folks.
>>28806681
Well, looks like Devil pulls it out.
Is it even possible to rank mares up in that brothel game, because holy shit
also what are the special points for?
>>28808169
From what I gather, the ranking is based not only on the stats but also on the nights they worked. The special points are needed for buying higher tier ponies.
At least in the version I played. I haven't tried the newest one.
>>28808169
well all i did was increase their worth a lot and the ranked up for me i haven't found out what the special points are for
>>28808195
>>28808169
I think Rank is based purely on their total stats added all together. So the best way to get their Rank up is to increase their weaker stats.
Special Points unlock the Alicorn Princesses.
Looks like we're sinking. I'm not at my computer right now, so I'll leave it to you folks or Igor to make a new one.
>>28808442
Shit I'm not at my computer either quick someone make a new thread
New thread: >>28808671