What waifus do alpha chads prefer? What waifus do beta faggots prefer?

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Chad here
Chads exclusively prefer AJ

Beta cucks like Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie

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>>28687921
Always warms my heart to see ancient pasta

Doesn't disqualify AJ from being the objective Chad choice.

Dashfags are getting there, I guess. You're like a step down though.

>>28687911
>fluttershy
Yeah, I can understand that
>pinkie
But why her though?

>>28687958
Real men don't put up with annoying bitches

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>>28688114
>real men don't put up with bitches
K
Blocked (^:[spoiler/] Also, if you're a REAL Chad, wouldn't you want to fuck all the other betas waifus?

>>28688193
>Fuck
Sure
>Cuck
Perhaps
>Waifu
Exclusively reserved for AJ

>>28687903
Literal beta cuck reporting in:

>favorites
Fluttershy & Rarity
>least favorites
>AJ & Purplesmart

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>>28688202
You see? Point proven.

>>28687903
Alpha chads prefer a REAL woman like Rarity who has some class. Slightly lower ranked chads take submissive beauties like Fluttershy so they can abuse and cheat on them. "Idiot" chads would probably go for AJ, though that's debatable.

The other pones are literal beta cuck material.

>>28687903
>What waifus do alpha chads prefer?
yours

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>>28688114
>Annoying

>>28688256
>REAL woman
Raraslut would cuck you so hard you'd never even notice it. What kind of Chad gets cucked?

Chads only take the pure Waifus who are actually worth something, meaning all but AJ and perhaps Rainbow Dash are off the table.

>>28687903
Beta here and I want to be dominated by Adagio.

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>>28687903
Well you see OP, alpha chads (such as myself) prefer superior waifus such as [my waifu].

But those disgusting, betacuck, basement dwelling freeloaders prefer waifus such as [the kid who bullied me in school's waifu].

>>28688282
That's why only APLHA Chads can go for Rarity, he's so Chaddy and alpha Rarity wouldn't dare cheat on him.
>Rainbow Dash worth anything
No.

>>28688301
>tfw I've never been in a real fight
Mostly because it just turns into me beating normies down without reprisal
This is why I identify with AJ

>>28688319
Well memed! Oh wait, I forgot where I am.

>>28688518
Why are you so angry, bro?

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>>28687903
How about Maud? Alpha preferred or Beta?

>>28687937
Hello. I am Katy. I’m now 25 years old and I’ve long since moved on from this immature stage of my life. I now have graduated from university with a degree in women’s studies. I am an activist, blogger and an outspoken speaker and author on women’s rights and rights for minority religious and ethnic groups. I apologise for my immaturity. As for my bisexuality, I now know that I a transexual genderfluid rather than bisexual. Obviously I’m still not dating the stated girlfriend. I have a Tumblr and a Pinterest but I won’t give it out to any old weirdo on the internet. As for this copypasta; I hope I can put it to rest, I’ve moved on from being random, but… Invader Zim is still a classic; I’d recommend Homestuck and Nightvale if you like it.

-Katherine
My Tumblr is doomedpenguin1432

>>28688613
Definitely alpha. Pure, strong, and can beat down niggers and gays alongside you.

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>>28688701
>niggers, specifically thuggish black people.

I agree with

>Gays

Equestria is a land of love and tolerance, can't tolerate people for what they are off yourself.

>>28688713
>Love and tolerance
Only after they've murdered all the undesirables
Ever notice why there are no gays in Equestria, and the only nigger zebra is shunned and feared almost universally, exiled to the deadly forest?

Celestia just quietly executes them before most people ever find out

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>>28688759
They are all fucking friends with the Zebra stupid nigger. Learn something from the show at the very least.

>>28688759
Wow! So edgy!

You need to go to bed, Anon. You have school tomorrow and it's past your bedtime.

Lots of insecurity in this thread

>>28689560
this

>>28688683
I know this is bait, but I'm taking it. Bisexuality is a sexual preference while genderfluid is a sexual identity. They're in different categories; it doesn't make sense to say you're one rather than the other

>>28687911
>>28688240
>>28688202
>Fave is Flutters, 2nd is AJ
what am I?

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>Not going after the ruler of the free world
>And her sister

>>28687911
I'm beta as fuck and I love applejack. chads get off my aj pls

>>28690234
Maybe she's straight but she thought she was a boy when she had her girlfriend.

>>28690326
A failed chad

Son of Chad here
It's about the conquest
The truly chaddest waifu is one of the alicorns

>>28690263
>>28691368
Luna is for betas tho

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Hey guys don't mind me just getting a good seat for the shit show

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>it's an r9k thread

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>It's a shit flinging thread

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>>28687903
Alpha chads are too insecure about their masculinity to watch a show for little girls, let alone have an imaginary waifu.

>>28687903
Hey OP people consider me to be pretty alpha and my favorite type of waifu is the older ones.

>>28687911
>pinkie
I bet you kiss girls you faggot

>>28688200
Too bad, you were always cucked by big mac

>>28688759
>there are no gays in Equestria
Go on believing that, young /pol/yp.

>implying a Chad can't have any woman he wants and if you don't like it fuck you
Look at this, a thread full of defensive betas trying to pretend they're Chads.

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Chad is not the enemy, he means you no harm, he wants the best for you, he'd be your friend if only you let him

>>28687903
Prefer? An Alpha gets ALL of them.

>>28687903
Chads like soft quite girls, betas like strong willed dominants
/thread

>>28692328
>>28692903
>>>/r9k/

>>28692903
This.

I'm a half-breed normie, too autistic to properly fit into society and too normal to properly fit in here, and Chads tend to be total bros.

>>28692111
Checked

>>28692903
>>28693641
Yeah, neat, he let you watch and jerk off while he smashed on the entire cheerleading squad, total bro for sure.

>>28693669
If you want to get better at chess, you have to play against players who are better than you.

>>28693723
that sure is a sensible analogy, mr thinking man

>>28693753
It actually is. Women judge a man based on how he acts around other men.

If you hang with Chad, you will become more like Chad.

>>28693794
I don't want to be an eternally smirking faggot getting laughs from picking on others, though.

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>>28687911
a chad?

no, you're a man with shit taste

>>28693803
You call it picking on others, Chad calls it banter.

And that's why Chad gets the ladies.

>>28693878
Which board did you come from?
Face/b/ook with the rest of the normalfags, or are you giving pep talks on retard9k to sad orbiters looking for chad's throwaway trim?

>>28693905
No, this is my main board because I love pone, and because muh waifu. I got to /tv/ to banepost, and I go to /pol/ for my daily dose of Hitler, but that's basically it. I stay far away from /r9k/ because it depresses the fuck outta me, and I never really got the appeal of /b/.

I'm just saying, Chads aren't bad people. Like all groups, you'll find some assholes, but most Chads I've known were pretty cool.

>>28693946
>chad has apologists
This shouldn't surprise me, but it does.

>>28693962
Jeez, Chad isn't some genocidal tyrant, he's just a good-looking extrovert.

I don't see the problem.

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>>28693991
Here, have another one for making me laugh.

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>>28687911
AJ's for Omegas only.

>>28694050
The objective truth.

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Would waifu leave you for Chad?
Be honest

>>28693878
>And that's why Chad gets the ladies
that's just degenerate and not good in any way

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>>28694111
That wont be a problem as there are no chad's on this board.

Besides, I've always hc'd, that if we all went to Equestria, we'd quickly pick out and kill any and all suspected chads.

>>28694165
This is true. /mlp/ was confirmed the fattest board a while back. Anyone who thinks they're a chad browsing /mlp/ are probably delusional neckbeards.

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Which one are you, /mlp/?

>>28694659

I'm like a sloth lite, and I imagine most other people here are too.

>>28694659
Mix of some traits of wageslave, cerebrotronic and sloth.

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>>28694536
>Weim is a neckbeard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNS0hIJuY3k
He probably doesn't fall under the chad label, though.

>>28694659
wageslave/cyborg
flutters is my waifu

>>28694659
Cerebrotonic almost fits me to a T. It's frightening.

>>28694659
Defiantly mouse/second half of le frog memes.

>>28692903
this

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>>28694659
part mouse, part super autist

I AM GROWING STRONGER

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>>28687911
Came here to post this

>>28692903
That's why he bullied me back in HS? F-Fuck off Chad, I'm not fixing your computer.

Why does this thread exist?
Why does it have replies?
Why do the replies to this thread have replies?

>For what they are

Not for what they are. For what they actively chose to be.

You can't just "be" a faggot. You have to make a decision to be one

>>28697123
Why does it bother you?

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>>28694659
CyBROrg with an apple fetish

>>28694659
A bit of Sloth, Mouse, and Le frog memes.

>>28688683
For a moment I contemplated looking her up to see what she's been up to since the pasta, and whether or not it's completely ruined her life/made her the most popular kid in school, but then I realized that she was completely made up.

I think there's a message to be had here.

>>28694659
Between Cerebrotonic ,wageslave and the cyborg.
I act like super autist in some situation but when I'm with the right group of people even I get suprised how normie I act.

So I used to be Beta as fuck, am now somewhere between Alpha and just fucking normal, still have some Beta tendencies desu. Waifu for me would be Twalot, since I love smart women.

>>28694659
Elephant mouse

>>28694659
A little bit of cyborg. I hate my wage-slave job and generally dislike being around people, but it always brings a smile to my face when I come to /mlp/ and see all the unironic waifufags crying about getting cucked and generally being piss swilling retards.

>>28694659
The Wageslave and little bit of Cyborg

>>28694659

Wageslave..........I wasn't expecting that to hit so close to home.....

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>>28687903

Alpha males prefer Rarity
Because she represents most characteristic of the classic woman
Beauty, kinda gold digger, kinda bitch, likes fashion and makeup, very feminine, and most importantly, independent
Beta males hate strong women because they make them remember of the girls who made fun of them on highschool
Beta males would prefer twilight and FS because they delude themselves that if they ever get to meet those ponies they would have a chance
Twilight is an odd female, who likes to read and is socially awkward (thats why some beta virgin faggots jumped on moondancer when twilight ascended)
And FS because they think she doesnt care of looking good (green isnt your color) but whats inside the person, also because she is so kind that she would nevee critique them for being lazy ass NEETs with no future