RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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STOP
FAMILY TIME

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>>28614941
>mfw it's foals everywhere

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>>28615137
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
EACH MARE HAVING DOZENS AND PREGNANT AGAIN
THERES NOT ENOUGH BEDS

>>28615156
Spitfire would spend a lot of time working. It'd be like being a single parent sometimes if you're taking care of the kids.

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>>28615230
That's why half the wonderbolts joined you both.

>>28615156
What is appealing about foals? Literally nothing. They're not even cute- they look more demonic & buglike then an actual ponis.

Do you all have some obsession with toddlers, so you mix it with pones? Maybe it's a pregnancy fetish? If so keep it in the pregnancy general.

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>>28615266
wew lad
just4u

>>28615156
>>28615230
>>28615249
At least you wouldn't have to worry about feeding them all on a Wonderbolts salary. Or on five Wonderbolt salaries. In fact you'd probably have a pretty spacious home for lots of children.

>>28615266
Hey anon, do you know what the next logical stop after getting a mate is? Mating. Mating is usually the next logical step, which results in babies.

>ITT pregfags get defensive

>>28615371
Yes? So? That doesn't make pony foals cute. Pony foals don't even exist. There is no obligation to draw/take pictures of pony foals as there is human babies (that exist) Meaning that people do it freely. Why, though? A fetish?

I see our shitposters are trying to stir shit up again.

>>28615266
>I am so self-absorbed that I cannot fathom somebody liking something that I do not like

>>28615266
>Get out of my thread
You got it, officer.

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>Ponywaifu sees Anon taking pills
>Ohbuckno.scroll
>Assumes he's one of those crazy colts on antidepressants
>Takes a look at the bottle
>It's human headache medicine
>A deadly poison for ponies
>He lays down on the couch and falls asleep
>She sobs and kisses him, thinking he's dead
>He wakes up from all the noise
>She makes a stupid horse face

>>28615873
>Human diseases and pony diseases come with a completely different set of symptoms
>Horses cannot vomit IRL
>Anon gets the flu and starts throwing up every half-hour
>Ponewaifu is convinced he's dying and tries to say her goodbyes

It would be like if our significant other started shitting out her intestines but kept telling us that she was going to be fine.

>>28615964
>Horses attempt treatment with pony medicine
>It's completely incompatible with humans
>He dies slowly and painfully while they think he's getting better
>When they realize he's dead, they take him to the local necromancer to get him revived
>He becomes a hot lich husbando
>Since he doesn't need his organs, he empties out his stomach cavity and uses it to store things inside

>>28616087
>He uses it to store his bagged lunch
>Everyone's like, "what?"

>>28615964
well if she was an alien I'd have to take her word for it.

>>28616267
Fair enough. Still, ponies aren't known for their intelligence.

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>>28616325
Most ponies have trouble with the idea of 'intelligent creatures aside from ponies'. Ever wonder why there are so few non-equines in Equestria?

>>28616531
>Lyra finishes drawing her "NOT Doing Hurtful Things To Your Husbando Chart" featuring the newest resident in Ponyville and cries herself to sleep

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>>28616548
pls no

>>28616578
Lyra is a writefag in the Reversed Gender Roles Earth thread on /hu/. In fact all of Twilight's Canterlot friends contribute

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>>28616634
I now want a story with them super bad.

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>>28615266
Your bait is dumb, try again later.

>>28615481
Your no fun is why you come here, no one will talk to you otherwise. Here is your pity (you). The thing we got here is so far from the fetish general we tell them to piss off when they try to come in from their shit general. Try again when you got better bait.

>>28616531
Because, according to the show, non-equines species are generally fucking shitheads.
Celestia probably want to avoid having too many of them around and risk them "corrupting" her ponies.

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Yeah fuck this.

>>28617045
Fuck what?

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>>28617074
this

>>28617162
Bookhorse is worst horse.

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>>28617184
but that's wrong

>>28617228
>two condoms
Twilight, is there something you're not telling me?

>>28617282
one for the puss and one for her horn
They're grape flavored

>>28617282
She put holes in them.

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>>28617228
>Someone joking tells Twilight to be direct with Anon, knowing the socially stunted mare will do it.
>Everyone expects it to end comically.
>Then, Twilight limps by the next day with a loopy grin and the human at her side.
>Everyone's faces

>>28617350
>"No, Twilight, I swear. You just go up to the colt and ask him if he wants to have sex.
"Really?"
>"Yeah! And don't forget to show him your condoms so that he knows you're prepared and thinking of him."
"Wow! Thanks, Rainbow Dash!"

>Rainbow Dash patiently waits for Twilight to be kicked out of Anon's house
>Becomes distinctly uncomfortable when moaning and panting comes from Anon's open bedroom window
>Never speaks of the "prank" again

>>28617386
kek

>>28617350
Waifu material

>>28615137
I remember that comic. C'mon, Twi, you're a wizard-horse; do something.

>>28615249
>birdherd plus Pinkie Pie with fake wings

>>28617228
Those are feminine hands. Twilot unknowingly asked out a woman, thinking she's a stallion.

>>28616186
>>"Thanks Anon, I didn't think it'd be so easy to hide from Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara. I just jumped inside your chest and you pulling your coat shut. We should totally do this for Nightmare Night and I can scare people by wearing some costume and jumping out at them!"

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>>28617350
>>28617386
>"Mom, how did you and dad meet?"
"Uhh..."
>[Furious sweating]

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>>28617503
>Berdherd flocks try and sit on Anon's shoulders

>>28617526
>"C-Coffee shop!"

>>28617541
>>28617526
>Your mother was silly and pranked by her friend, she was lucky I was about to ask her out beforehand. We woke up the neighbors in the middle of the night. Good times.

>>28617526
>"Well, dear child, your mother came up to me and damn near gave me a heart attack."
>Our first date was in the horsepital

>>28617526
>"She came up to me and said, "Hey, kid, have you ever had your dick sucked by a horse?" "

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>>28617628

>>28616634
Anon finds out about the board, confirms rgre earth, and then proceeded to tell them what the women are starting to do and the bullshit they have to put up with.

>>28617386
twilight sure as fuck does though, however she has no idea it was a prank.

>>28617654
>Rainbow Dash, cautiously optimistic, tries out the "prank" herself on a stallion
>Gets a drink thrown in her face

>>28617628
what is this from, I have seen several images, and one set of which I honestly cant place, havent really watched tv in... I want to say 6 or 7 years so no channel surfing for me to find out what something weird is from.

>>28617637
This would be interesting to watch, then the realization that the world they love so much has a husbando for each of them. I imagine it would be both the happiest and worst day of their life.

>>28617637
Aaaand we're back with our threadly moaning about women! I'm Cynical Cassidy, and with me is Chit Eater!

>>28617679
Boo hoo tumblr fag, it aint wrong if its the new standard. In unrelated news, goodnight folks, I had 3 hours of sleep and passing out.

>>28617679
>Being this out of touch
He's gotta be trolling.

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>>28617676
>The ultimate husbando they all want is out there, but in an unreachable dimension.
>There is only one in Equestria.
>One who is probably already taken.
>All of /mlh/ proceeds to eat itself.

>>28617763
>implying there isn't a magical giga drill to force their way into anon's world and invade already not on the drawng board

>Twilight turns herself into a human in a desperate attempt to win Anon's love

So some anon was talking about how there was a green of this in the last thread. I think we should give a go of finding this for this thread.

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>>28617530
I'll allow it.

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>>28617676
>>28617763
Could you torture them like that? Could you tell them their soulmate is out there and completely, 100% unreachable?

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>>28617763
>implying he isn't just some mare using glamor magic to change her form

>>28617679
Yea, tell me that when you get accused of something you didn't do. Honestly in a way im thankful for columbine, the paranoia that any school could be next had mine put security cameras fucking everywhere, and hid them because god knows they would have been fucked with. Long story short, she got suspended and either dropped out or left the district. My parents who 100% believe the cunt till oh, there was a security camera on me at almost all times she said it happened, got me a few thousand dollars in 'we are sorry gifts' and we were cool again, forgiven but not forgotten. It's going on nearly 15 years since it happened and I still refuse to trust people without some kind of recording.

>>28617676
>You are lyra and you have been reading all the usual threads that day till anon popped in rgre, proved he was ligit and confirmed it all
>Also corrected you in a few areas too.
>The gender difference was not 1:7 like many of you thought, but in times of piece would skew toward more males than females but not buy a massive amount.
>World wide, where ever there was civilization with quality of life, it turns out males are the main if not sole provider
>When asked to elaborate, he went on to say wherever you weren't fighting for your life, women tend to want an easy life and more modern times they want to be the equivalent of blueblood,
>Everyone was shocked, at least if the response was to be believed.
>When pressed why they would put up with it, he brought up the now forgotten gender ratio, none of you thought what the implications were, men aren't rare, are the providers and women can get away with being shitty either because of her looks, or his looks.
>When asked why the good ones don't stick together, another bomb was dropped 'earth is largely monogamous' if not by choice then by law.
>To further that point 'anyone halfway decent was already in a relationship, what you look for is scraps or someone unfortunate depending on your age'

>>28618032
Soulmates aren't real. Marriage means either you can barely stand your spouse or you're at necks with each other every day.

>>28618050

>Judging by the threads silence, they were all trying to imagine the implications
>After a figurative moment of silence, anon chimes in again 'Its getting late, or at least I'm getting tired, any more questions? lets make a lightning round'
>You aren't even participating, everything you want to know is being asked.
>Did you have a special some human - no
>Who would win, average pony average human - if I understand the question, pony
>Are you monogamous - long and short dont know
>Are you open to pony - possibly
>Anal or HMD - I think this is it, have a good night.

>You close the browser after you were sure anon was gone
>You go over to your bed, bonny is working late preparing for the upcoming nightmare night
>You just lay in bed, all the implications hitting you
>A world filled with humans, many of which were unsatisfied, who all you needed to do was make them feel appreciated and that would be enough
>You have bon bon, but the thought still makes you sad
>...
>Damnit lyra your tearing up
>But you know anon
>Tomorrow when you see him you are giving him the biggest hug you can give and refuse to let go.

>>28617785
A multi board collaboration happens trying to figure out how to breach into earth, some progress is made, but all they really get is to connect equestrias internet with earths... holy shit they were not ready for the porn.

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>>28618059
Yeah, not real here.

We're talking about Equestria m8.

>>28618090
>Anon as the backstabbing slut
>Ponewaifu as the cuck
>Together, they have a rocky relationship

>>28618050
Webm/mov/mp4 or it never happened

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>>28618127
but theyre neither

together they live happily ever after

>>28618059
Jesus. Tone down that edge, kiddo.

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This has something to it

>>28618060
>holy shit they were not ready for the porn
Neither were we.

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>>28618165
I just want to pick her up and make her smile.

>>28618050
That's real rough, Anon. How are things with you and your parents? On a scale of "Occasionally make polite conversation with" to "Going on picnics and generally acting like happy families on commercials"? Better yet, did you move out? I tell you what: no matter how much I love my mom and dad, if they demonstrated that they will throw me (their own offspring) under the bus on the word of some cunt, then I'd make it my top priority to get a job and move out.

>>28617763
>Implying there aren't more humans in the Everfree and griffonstone for some reason.
>Implying Anon doesn't know his name and isn't pretending not to just to due to autism.

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>>28617763
>Celestia's dreams of finally having a loving mate, shattered
>her hopes crushed

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>>28618274

>>28615964
If she was a sea cucumber I'd wouldn't worry

>>28618306
>Ponies vomit their entire digestive system when startled
This is a worse Equestria than Spiderquestria (or Arachniquestria)

>>28617673
someone just decided to draw it and it ended up kinda famous, the original was a unicorn but not MLP style

>>28618191
Good enough, like I said, forgiven but not forgotten. As for where I live, don't make enough money to move out and maintain a semblance of quality in my life, so I live with them still. Its at this point I should also point out I had money in stocks while I was still under 18 too, their refusal to listen to where I wanted them made me lose 90% of their value, and is still down 50% of what it was, where as if they listened to what I wanted and made an effort to move it, Id legitimately at least be a millionaire, if not multi millionaire, so me still living with them is part of them also making it up to me there as well.

Lets put it this way, you have a girl who is in hysterics, teachers who already don't like you, and a fairly shitty attitude in school and are fairly well know for lying about anything, there is a reason they didn't believe me. After this shit happened, they learned why I lied all the time, they don't like it but they get it.

Yea, this was a very shitty number of hours, but you have no idea how satisfying it was for 13 year old me to tell everyone in the room, the principal, the parents, my parents the teachers, all but my parents who didn't like me, to go fuck themselves with no consequences and walk out of the room was, see this wasn't the first thing that had come up where someone lied and got me in trouble, but after this, I honestly didn't hate school as much because I finally got treated fairly. I moved to the district in the middle of first grade, and the second day I was there one of the fifth graders lied and said i flipped them off, something I didn't do or knew what it was till years later and that was the start of be being treated like shit by teachers. Learning to forage signatures was something i did just to avoid being bitched at at home for shit I didn't do which didn't help my cause.

As much as I hate her, she inadvertently made my life overall better, minus the ongoing trust issues.

>>28618356
Pretty sure I know what the original one was, at least the image, but still wondering if it was based off of something that already existed as in a tv show, a movie or something.

>>28617673
>>28618356
The original pic was drawn by Lightsource, a meh porn artist. His horse succ meme actually got recognized by Kemono Lover(Hentai series) and they asked him to be a part of their horse special.

>>28618342
I can even imagine the sound that Anon would make when he sees it happen for the first time - probably in response to a prank he pulled.

It sounds kinda like
>Hu...eaeh!...eeeuaeae?!

>>28618365
>"We're erasing the security footage, because her tears are evidence enough."

>>28618446
Thank fucking christ shit hadn't gotten that bad at that point. My ass would have been in jail/juvie for a few months before a trial happened and this was the first time video evidence was seen.

>Anon the bandit and the rich, shut-in mare he "robs" every week

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>>28618274
>Knock knock!
>"Sister? It's morning. I've already set the moon. You need to raise the sun... Sister? Are you feeling ill?"
>You shuffle slightly in bed.
"Ye-"
>You stop and clear your throat, desperately trying to cover the quiver.
"Y-yes, Luna. I am. I-I don't mean to burden you, but could you raise the sun today? I d-don't think I will be able to..."
>You can already imagine Luna's shocked face on the otherside of your door.
>"...Of course, sister. I will have day court canceled as well and have a doctor sent soon. Please rest and be well soon."
>Your baby sister's hoofsteps leave the door, letting you sink back into bed.
>You glance back at the personal computer quietly humming in the corner of your room.
>The monitor was turned off, but you knew the page was on /mlh/.
>What a novel thing. You got it to keep up with the times and use the new "email" that was all the rage now.
>And with some searching, you came across the vile website called "4pone" and then /mlh/, the board for My Large Human.
>It was fun daydreaming about the tall bipeds and their odd parallel world.
>You even found yourself lusting after them like many others. Wanting the image of realistic perfection they offered.
>It was a secret you would take to your grave.
>Then the unthinkable happened.
>A real human posted in the Reverse gender role earth thread, debunking much, but confirming others.
>No gender skew, monogamy, a female dominated social structure, no royalty, no magic.
>He even shocked the thread with his lonely lamentations from earth.
>You mind snapped to a letter Twilight had sent some time back, saying that an odd bipedal male who settled in town.
>You thought about going to meet this new creature, but decided against it to finish a court session.
>You know it was him.
>When asked about his current relationship status, he swiftly dodged the question and bid the website good night.
>YOU MISSED.
>NO SECOND CHANCE.
>IT'S OVER
>Your eyes sting.
>You're not getting up today

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>>28617673

>>28618824
Anon better make like the heroes in my Japanese vidjagames and save that princess.

>>28618925
yep, that's what I thought it was.Is this just something he randomly created or is it based off a tv show?

>>28618940
Learn to read >>28618372

>Celestia takes a Fuckit stance and go to see the apelien irl.
>Finds that he is still single.
>But looking from far, she finds out that there is alot of challengers.
>Decide to tranform into a little pony to fight.
>Courts him without succes.
>Kicks mares flank behind his back.
>The lasting challengers are Moon Light( Luna ), Crystal ( Chrysalis ), Sunny Day ( Herself), Eris and Twilight.
>Glimmer start to cringe die inside with every second.
>Anon bangs Lyra once a week for free candies.

>>28618824
>"By the way, Anon, I just sent a letter to the Princesses to inform them of your presence. Do you feel up for a tour of the castle and a meeting with the rulers of Equestria?"
"Yeah, sure. That sounds like fun, Twilight."

Problem solved.

>>28618925
getting your dick sucked by a pony would be amazing because they have great tongue control and dexterous lips

>>28618969
>Ponies showing off their prehensile lips by picking things up with their mouths in front of Anon

>>28618960
sorry, that tells me the artist, that he made a meme, and that he got asked to take part in a doujin, not if this was original or based off an existing property, unless i'm completely missing something.

>>28618934
>>28618824
Celestia persists to have depression for a while and twilight comes to see her, bringing anon along as maybe making a new friend will cheer her up a bit.

>>28618966
glimmer knows all the players and their real forms, every interaction makes her cringe just a bit more, while she doesn't like anon due to him being the source of her pain, he makes a great drinking buddy.

>>28618969
>>28618976

compared to what their vaginas can do, who the fuck wants a blow job?

>>28619007
>who the fuck wants a blow job?
It gives the mares something to brag about. Mad tongue skills is something anybody can be proud of.

>>28619007
while we're on the subject of horse anatomy, did you know that the cervix completely dilates during the first stage of estrus?

>>28619031
That all comes to an end when the ventriloquist walks backwards to anon and strikes up a conversation.

>>28619034
I'm thinking of every single doujin I like, and am more and more depressed that ponies aren't real.

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>>28618824
aww

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>>28619034
Really? What a time to be alive.

>>28619034
Wait... what.

You mean hentai dialogue in Equestria actually has some merit?

>>28619102
So they really meant it when they begged Anon to "paint my womb white".

>>28619051
>That all comes to an end when the ventriloquist walks backwards to anon and strikes up a conversation.
kek
>"Anonymous the human! The Great and Powerful Trixie has a trick she wants to show you!"
The Great and Powerful Trixie got a great and powerful dicking shortly thereafter.

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>>28619007
>twilight comes to see her, bringing anon along as maybe making a new friend will cheer her up a bit.

>"Princess, allow me to introduce Anonymous the human!"
>You step forward and give the wide-eyed Princess Celestia a short bow.
"Princess, it's an honor. Twilight has told me countless tales about you. All of them good."
>The white alicorn just stares at you, her face slowly turning pink.
>...You didn't offend her, did you?
>"Uhhh. U-umm," Celestia seems to struggle to find words. "...H-hi..?"
>She blinks then turns away, face blazing.
>... God that's cute.
>Idly, you wonder if it's worth the dungeon sentence to run up and hug her.

>>28618233
Be honest with yourself, If you found yourself in Equestria would you tell the ponies your name was Anon? I probably would.

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>>28619137
shheiiiiiitt

>>28619187
No. No I wouldn't. That's terrible.

>>28619205
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>28619187
>"Anon? Like, as in 'anonymous'? What does.... What? No, really, what's your name?"

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>>28619167
Holy shit, seeing Celestia flustered and at a complete loss for words around me would give me a heart attack.

What if she actually was that innocent?

>>28619102
Yes, the cervix relaxes during the receptive phase (estrous) and closes while not receptive (diestrous) During the diestrous phase a mare might kick or try to drive off a stallion that mounts her

>>28619167
>Anon wraps Celestia up in a hug
>This solidifies Anon's status of "husbando material" in her mind
>"Who else but one as pure as Anonymous would hug a tired old mare he just met?"

>>28619249
I want to read a story where Anon goes about his day-to-day life and keeps accidentally presenting himself as husbando material to ponies. Just innocuous actions that Anon unwittingly performs that just happen to have personal significance to the pony in question.

>>28619187
Depends on if apple kicker is around, if my first encounter is with her, the nope, real name, first impressions matter, if its not... possibly. There are quite a few names I would like to be called, but my reputation could withstand apul telling my name is a lie if I had a reputation, if I don't, then the first thing I would likely be asked would be answered with a lie.

I'm surprised that no one here is mentioning how nu-changelings basically fucked over LaP's story

>>28619354
Nah man, it just becomes alternate universe like the majority of the stories out there.

And besides, Chrysalis in his story is getting more rounded and soft, and her holes are filling in. So who knows?

>Divorced Anon arrives in Equestria, jaded and penniless
>Spent the last 3 years of his life living in a shitty apartment he can barely afford and seeing his kids once a week (at the house he paid for)
>Isn't looking for a relationship
>Mares think he was horribly abused by his "selfish monogamous" wife

Sorry if this is too real.

>>28619419
>>Mares think he was horribly abused by his "selfish monogamous" wife
well
its not too far off

>>28619429
Yeah, they're not exactly wrong.

>Applejack shaking her head sadly at the thought of a stallion not allowed to see his foals

>>28614941
>"mommy, why is daddy so much older than you?"

>>28619448
>*Applejack shedding a single marely tear*
A beautiful but sad sight.

>Applejack and her friends watches Anon's retreating form as he walks back home.
>"That ain't right, girls. That..."
>She sighs and lowers her head, sounding tired and defeated.
>"That just ain't right."

>>28619489
applejack cries on the inside, like a true mare

>>28619419
I was thinking more like

>Divorced Anon arrives in Equestria
>His workaholic tendencies and lackluster performance in bed was what led to the split
>Continues to work ceaselessly in horseland
>Most of his pone coworkers see him as insane

>>28619565
>lackluster performance in bed
What a shallow fucking reason to get a divorce
>workaholic
>"I'm sorry I devoted almost all of my waking hours paying for the house, the TV, the internet, the phone, our food, the car, and all the things we buy for the kids. How selfish of me."

>>28619605
Generally speaking, most people become workaholics because someone or something has made their home life and private time less enjoyable than under-appreciated labor

>>28619565
It's a known fact that being under severe stress will affect your libido. I mean jesus fucking christ

>>28619231
>>28619167

>Celestia start to bond with Anon.
>Luna start to teasing Celestia bout his crush.
>Celestia doesn't know why this apeline make her feel like this.
>Flips her shit when Anon ask her out.

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I want to cuddle the two biggest horse princesses.

>Anon is seen as a wise fatherly figure.
>Pones keep asking for his opinion about things
>Eventually this graduates to being asked to help settle disputes.

>Mayor Mare notices this, and tells him he should run for office, the town judge is retiring soon.

>It's tradition that the Justice of the Peace be a Stallion
>The very first was grandpa Apple.

>>28619961
Same fám

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>>28620526
baka desu lol lmao senpai

>>28621150
i completely forgot about the word changers.

>>28619723
Like with how stress eaters become fatties.

>I'm fat because I eat, and I eat because I'm fat.

Thread reminder that DD2 AND JAGOG DAMNIT!
I'm jonesing in bad over here.
Only LaP's bug green is keeping me Alice.

>>28619230
"Twilight? You mean like the the time of day? No really, what's your name?"
>"Touche human. Touche."

>>28621312
Google what you trying to say?

>>28621312
>DD2
>D2
I love Diablo 2.

>Anon became a toymaker
>A successful one due to lack of competitors and memories of successful toys (and reasons of success) series back on Earth
>Abusing his knowledge and creating interesting toys for RGRE colts, fillies and their parents

>"Daaaaad! They're not 'dolls', they're action figures!"
"But honey, they look just like your brother 'Monster Barn' dolls"
>"Ew, no. These much cooler and with weapons and tech armor!"
"If you say so... wait, where is our mom?"
>"Oh, she went to shelves with Lego's an hour ago"
"Again?"
>"Again. And without me"

>>28622392
>Lyra has a secret collection of My Large Humans action figures
Anon would 100% cuddle fans of the show.

>>28622446
My Large Human: Teamwork is Power, is the best season of them all.
My human husbando is Bob Ross.
Maybe Tesla too, if he wasn't such a wetblanket.

>>28622446
Some mares have custom "anatomically corrected" versions.

>>28622547
"Furry" art ("fleshy" art?) is a skin-coloured pony with a human head.

>>28622638
that sounds disturbing

>>28622752
Just as disturbing as anthro.

>>28622761
anthro isn't THAT bad

>>28622638
Nope. It's literally EqG.
Weird-looking hoomans with soft thin fur
Because going all the way to skin is considered eughh.
Only the most hotcore mares clop to skin.

>>28622782
Anon must attract some seriously freaky mares, then. He has zero fur (except that bit on his head) and wears CLOTHES all day. He's basically a walking fetish factory.

>>28622917
>no mare will ever marry him because of this

Would just like to say thanks to the anons who posted the prego/ pony children greens. I was in a car accident 2 years and 6 days ago, killed my 5 year old son. Life went to shit from there really, marriage and everything.
Thinking that in some alt universe that some anon is happy with a family helps.
Thank you.

>>28622782
Sick mares...

>>28601476
>You giggle watching as the muffines slowly bake before bouncing over to the countertop to mix up another batch for the morning sale.
>Ever since Mrs. Cake brought out her once in a year month long special pumpin and cinnamon spiced muffins they've been selling like hot cakes!
>And you should know you sell those hot cakes!
>Using your mane to stir the ingrediants you crack the eggs and start to beat them humming a song a friendly gypsy taught you to pass the time
>It's only when you hear a lower pitched and steady beat do you look up from your work to see your super friendly neighborhood friend Anon!
"Anon! Long time no see! Did that gypsy teach you her song too?"
>Anon smirks at you and simply shrugs against the door way, "That's a secret Ponko, you know how I like it."
"Yeah yeah, but that still doesn't stop me from finding out you favorite color was indago blue!"
>"H-hey we agreed never to talk about that incident!"
>You giggle snort and roll your eyes, silly colts no pony can withstand the ticklemaster.
>You've even got a diploma in your mastery too hanging in your room next to the party master and baking mastery as well!
>"-Think you can help?"
>Whoops your monolouged for too long!
>This is why you don't go evil like some of your friends did, you'd monolouge too long and the hero would find a way to stop you before you could bring their DOOOOOM[tm]
"Sure as sugar! What'cha need Anon?"
>"You didn't hear a word I said did you?"
>Your ears flop back and you bring out the big guns, Momma Pie used them to great effect on Papa, your eyes grow wide and watery as you pout.
>For a moment Anon stares before he holds his chest murmuring something to himself.
>Soon enough he gathers the strength to say, "Alright! Stop! Please it's too much!"
>Internally smirking you drop the look and bounce over nudging up agasinst Anon's elbow.'
"So what'cha needed Nonny?"

>>28622989
>"I was asking for some advice on costumes for the Nightmare Night that's coming up, do you have some ideas?"
"Hmm that's a doozy, there are just so many choices to make!!"
>Rubbing your mane you rustle around init before pulling out a small notebook.
>Anon cranes his neck over your head to peek and you lean back a bit to let him see.
>Also to totally not to rub against him and spread your scent on him, nope siree!~
"Let's see we've got the classics like the missing horseshoe mare, the spooky skeletons of the underdark, Vamp the Vampire Pony..."
>Anon's long gangly arms reach around and runs his finger down before coming to a stop at one you hadn't remembered writing down to begin with.
>You flush that's a big no no on what a stallion should wear!
>"Incubus huh?"
>Yanking the notepad away you let out a nervous laugh
"Yeah! Don't know how that showed up there in the first place! What a weird thing! HAhaha!"
>"Now Pinkie, that's no fun. How come you didn't tell me you had critters like that? Tell me more."
>Shuffling away from Anon you rip up the page trying to think of a family friendly version to tell the colt, you really don't want to go to the ponice, again...
>As you internally panic and curse at those new age stallionists you couldn't have avoided the long spider hooves that lift up your chin to stare into Anon's gaze.
>Where they always so, bright and deep?
>You feel like you could fall into them...
>"Let me try telling what my world's incubus is like then." Anon's voice comes out in a smoky purr that sends a funny tingle down in your tummy.
>"Incubus are a form of demons that thrive off sexual lust, they would tempt women away from their husbands by offering them such pleasure, they would never be satisfied by their men."
>Anon leans down close and you can smell the musk off him as your back legs quiver, "Sound famlier /Pinkamiena/?"
>Biting your lip at the sheer authority that spilled from Anon you can only make a faint whimper of confirmation.

>>28622995
>All at once Anon pulls away and the mood suddenly changes to a happy and cheerful one, "Well I'm glad I got some confirmation on some things, thanks for the help Ponko I'll see you later!"
>Before you can call out to him no idea on what to even say he's gone out the door merrily on his way.
>You don't know whether to unf or to curse...
>Curnf?
>Taking a deep breath to settle your wits you smell something smokey...
>YOUR MUFFINS!

Choose your next target...
Fluttershy
Applejack
Twilight

>>28622999
Fluttershutter.

>>28622999
Twiggles

>>28622999
Twiggly

>>28622999
Mellow Yellow

>>28622999
Shy butt, Appul butt and then main character butt

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>>28623007
>>28623069
>>28623076
My niggas.

>>28622999

>Twilight

Hey, I got more bugbutt

>>28623301
Get those posts out faster please.

>>28622492
Pegasi like Tesla, because his waifu was a pigeon, and that's pretty close to being a birdpone.

>>28622999
Twi or flutters. Leave appul for last as the first pony to see anon in his outfit.

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>>28623301
leave the green in the thread and no one gets hurt

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>>28623301
>The peaceful nothingness of sleep held Chrysalis aloft
>She was floating in its warmth, her breathing gentle and her mind and body at ease
>But then, as if a switch was flicked, she could feel herself slowly slipping out of sleep's embrace
>The queen tried to hold onto it as long as she could, shifting and rolling and curling into a ball to make herself more comfortable, but the waking world would not be denied
>She slowly, but surely, regain consciousness and thought, and all that that entailed
>First, the sense of sound returned to her
>She could hear her breathing along with the soft breath of another
>Then, touch came
>She was lying on a bed
>There was a blanket draped snugly over her
>She was pressed up against something, and in her hooves was an arm
>After that came the sensation of smell
>There was a vanilla, fruity scent in the air
>The queen could also smell the earthiness of the stone that her bedroom was carved from, as could she smell the wooden frame of her bed, the silk of her sheets and blanket, and the feathers of the pillow that she was resting her head on
>But there was also another smell in the air
>This smell, unlike all previously listed, was not a scent that could be so easily identifiable
>It had so many elements to it; so many layers
>Every time that she inhaled it seemed to change ever so slightly
>One moment it was a gentle, clean smell, the next she could catch the more heady scent of sweat and skin
>Eyes still closed, Chrysalis found herself smiling as she breathed in deep, licking her lips as the smell tickled the back of her throat
>She rolled over--making sure not to hurt the arm held in her hooves-- and buried her muzzle into the source of the scench
>Chrysalis could feel bare, nearly hairless skin tickling her muzzle
>She let out a throaty, sleepy hum, nuzzling herself closer
>Her tongue slipped out her mouth, dragging against the soft, supple skin and giving her her first sensation of taste that day

>>28623350
>Salt, soap, sweet, stallion
>She let out another hum, wrapping a hoof around her husband and wiggling closer
>Even asleep, she could feel the love wafting from his body
>It, along with his natural body heat, warmed her in ways that she could never hope to describe
>She flicked her tail, covering her king's legs
>Her other hoof reached up and under his neck, which allowed her to pull him so close that he was practically lying on her
>A small smile wormed its way onto her face as her sleeping husband let out a quiet sigh
>Even now she couldn't get over the novelty of waking up to a stallion sleeping in her bed
>It was made even more novel by the fact that this particular stallion WANTED to lie in bed with her on his own accord
>In her thousand years on this earth she had never experienced such a thing
>It was a strange feeling, but nowhere near a bad one
>Slowly, deliberately, she opened her eyes
>Instantly, they focused in on Anonymous's sleeping face
>His mouth was partially opened
>A bead of drool was running down his chin and onto his pillow
>His hair was sticking up every which way, as was his beard and even his eyebrows
>Anonymous suddenly twitched with a snort, launching a bit of spittle from his mouth onto her cheek
>Chrysalis sighed, nuzzling her king's jaw
>He was always at his most beautiful in the morning, just before he opened those wonderful green eyes of his...
>Not able to help herself, she leaned up and planted a tender, loving kiss on his cheek
"Hmm..."
>A part of her wanted nothing more than to stay in their bed, under these warm, comfortable covers, snuggled up to her husband, kissing and touching him at her leisure, but it couldn't be so
>There was so much to do today
>She had plans to draft, random letters to write, her evil laugh needed to be practiced
>Perhaps another day
>After all of this was over and done with

>>28623400
"Come, my love. It's time to wake," Chrysalis murmured, gently shaking him. "The morning has come and we must meet it."
>Her king wasn't very much of a morning person
>Chrysalis knew this, and knew that the only way to wake her husband up--without causing an incident that is--was to keep shaking him with more and more force until his eyes opened
>Most mornings this could take anywhere between five minutes and an hour, but even still took to the task like any loving wife should
"Come on, my love."
>"Urgh..."
"The two of us have a long, busy day ahead of us."
>"Nooooo... sleep..."
"Come. After we bathe I'll have the servants bring us something to eat. I'll have them bring you the chocolate pancakes that you like."
>"...Pancakes...?"
"Yes love. Pancakes."
>Surprisingly, she had her husband sitting up in their bed within the span of two minutes
>His shoulders might have been slumped, and his eyes might have been half-lidded and blood shot, but he was up all the same
>Chrysalis found herself beaming
"There we go! Did you have sweet dreams, my king?"
>Anonymous slowly picked up his head and gave her a stare that would have given the undertaker pause
>"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds..."
>The queen simply giggled
"I am once again in awe by your words, my love. Now, how about that shower?"
>Their bathing was done quickly and efficiently
>The royal couple knew how to both wash, kiss, playfully fool around with each other, and brush their teeth in the same shower in perfectly harmony
>A dance which a certain Prince and Princess of the Crystal Empire still had yet to master after all of these years
>When she had glanced at her mirror, Chrysalis noticed that a few of the holes in her legs had disappeared and her horn seemed a little longer and straighter than it had been the day before

>>28623433
>Yesterday, seeing such a sight would have sent her on a screaming fit, but now, after having lucked out the day before, she didn't so much as flinch
>In fact, she found herself grinning openingly at her reflection as her husband--a towel wrapped around his midsection-- quietly shaved
>"It seems like someone had a wonderful sleep last night," Anonymous said, grogginess still very evident in his voice even as he carefully ran a straight razor down the side of his neck
>Chrysalis couldn't help it
>She giggled
"One of my most hated enemies lies securely in my dungeon. Waiting for me to enact my vengeance on her and her blasted race."
>Her wings-- which seemed bigger and a tad more colorful today-- fluttered
"How can I not be excited, my king?"
>A small, barely noticeable smile came to Anonymous's face as he shaved his upper lip
>"Yes, the princess's arrival is very serendipitous for us, is it not?" he mused
"Her arrival could change this hive FOREVER!"
>The queen, quickly drying herself off with a spell, began to pace the room
"For centuries, we have had to scrape a living in this accursed desert, with its heat and its bandits. With you, my heart, we no longer have to fear starvation, but with the Equestrian we could leave this cursed place!"
>Chrysalis's pace began to quicken the more excited she became
"We could build a hive in the north. Our children could play outside without fear of the sun and the wind sucking the life from them. Our people could grow; we could have not just a hive but a KINGDOM. A kingdom that all other nations would have to recognize!"
>She could almost see it in her mind's eye
>The Queen of the Gryphon lands, the mighty Warlords of the Minotaur Kingdoms, the Sultana of Saddle Arabia, ruler from every kingdom and fiefdom that mattered, all paying homage to her
>No longer would they be considered the parasites of the world
>Pony, gryphon, 'taur; all would look upon them and see a great, powerful, proud people

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>>28623486
>Another giggle escaped the queen's lips, and it was a very near thing that she didn't begin to hop around her bathroom like an excitable filly
>"Darling, your glamor is on."
>Stopping, Chrysalis looked over to her half-shaven husband, who had a small, teasing smile on his face
>Blinking, she looked down at herself, seeing that she had accidentally transformed into Twilight Sparkle of all ponies
>She lifted up and incredulously inspected a hoof for a few moments, before she looked back up at her husband
>Anon's smile had widened just a hair, and she could see amusement shining in his eyes
>"It's been awhile since you've accidentally transformed," he cooed
>Blushing the queen's horn glowed, and with a burst of green flame she was once again the powerful, deadly, and imposing queen that was feared by all
>...Except for the tint of green on her cheeks
"A mere mistake, beloved. It happens to even the best of us."
>"I never said that there was anything wrong about it. I'm just saying that it's cute, honey bun."
"I am NOT--"
>Realizing that her protest would be a futile effort at best, the queen closed her mouth with a sigh
>Her eyes slipped shut and she counted down from ten
>Her husband, ever the HELPFUL individual, tried to reach over to pinch her cheek as she was doing this but Chrysalis, a marriage veteran, automatically slapped his hand away as it grew near
>The moment that she counted to one she took a deep, deep breath and opened her eyes
>She could see Anonymous, half of his face still coated in shaving cream, staring back at her with that playful grin of his
>"You can growl and groan all you want, my dear," he began, reaching over with his hand again
>She tried to swat it away but her king's hand ducked around it
>Before she could bring her other hoof to bare, he extended his pointed finger and pressed it up against her nose, causing her eyes to cross
>"But no matter what you'll always be cute and adorable to me."

>>28623510
>Giving her nose another poke, Anonymous took a step back and grabbed his razor from the counter, continuing where he left off
>She playfully frowned, sticking her tongue out at him
"You are very luck that I adore you so, my love," the queen grumbled
>Anonymous chortled, not bothering to reply
>No other action would have had such a resounding effect on the queen
>In an instant, the her face turned a delightful shade of green
"I-I shall be off," she murmured, her nose scrunching up as she turned away, trying to save face. "There is much to do and little time to do it."
>She steeled herself, waiting for the hail of teasing, but Anonymous continued to shave, staring at his reflection
>"Alright, I'll see you right around lunch time," he said with a smile as he carefully ran his razor over his jaw. "May your day be joyous and fruitful, my beloved queen."
>Any other time she could have wondered over the lack of teasing
>She, along with every one of her lings, knew just how much her husband loved to tease and fluster others
>If he had been a pony she was positive that he'd have a cutiemark related turning even the stoutest creature's faces red
>But, at that moment, she was just thankful that he had let her off easy
"Very good," the queen said with a nod. "And, might I ask, what will you be doing today, my king?"
>"I was thinking about going to the nursery to see the little ones today. I've been told that they've missed their old man and wanted to see him," he replied. "After that I was thinking of seeing the Equestrian."
>Chrysalis immediately stiffened, her eyes widening
>She took a half-step toward her husband, opening her mouth
>He was most certainly NOT going to see the Equestrian!
>She was dangerous!
>Who knows what she was doing in her cell!
>She could be making planning on attacking whoever drew near so that she could attain a hostage!
>She could hurt him!
>She could escape and ruin all of her plans!

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>>28623561
>Chrysalis puffed herself up, arguments at the ready, when, all at once, she deflated
>As with the subject of her being cute, she knew how this argument would end
"...Will you at least bring a pair of guards along with you?" she pleaded
>"The second that I'm finished here I will have Seven call me a goodly number of strong, stout chaps ready to beat the alicorn off me if need be," her king replied
>Chrysalis bit her lip
"Excellent... But I beg you, my love, be careful around that pony. She is a crafty one, magic or not."
>Anonymous's smile turned from mischievous to heartfelt
>"I shall be like the great king Tuthmosis the third," he promised, placing a hand over his heart

~_~_~_~_~_~

"Thank you very much."
>"You are very welcome, your highness. If you need anything else simply call."
>Twilight found herself smiling as the Changeling standing on the other end of her cell passed her a large paper bag through the bars
>For all intents and purposes, this was just a normal paper bag
>Not at all impressive or special
>But Twilight did not give half a horse apple about the bag itself
>No, what she cared about was the bag's contents
"Yes. Come to momma..."
>Like a greedy foal, Twilight grabbed the bag and scurried to the other end of her cell
>Quickly looking around to check if the coast was clear, she sat the bag down on the floor
>The alicorn then sat on her haunches, rubbing her hooves together
>She could smell the bag's contents, smell the grease and the fat and the preservatives
>To her, there was no greater smell in the world
"Come on, extra cheese. And extra lettuce. Oh, and I hope that they got the large fry like I asked..."
>Licking her lips, Twilight wrenched open the bag and pulled out everything inside
>Three triple-stack hay-burgers with extra ketchup, extra pickles, extra cheese, and extra mustard, two extra large fries, and a super-sized milkshake with extra whipped cream

>>28623618
>The perfect meal for a growing alicorn like herself
"Yes, yes, yes..."
>Twilight Sparkle had no idea how these Changelings had managed to get to Hay Burger so fast
>She also had no idea how they had gotten all of this food since Hay Burger didn't open until eleven
>But she didn't care
>She didn't care even a little bit
>What mattered to her was that the food was here and that she was going to eat it
>All of it
>With practiced ease, she unwrapped one of the burgers and brought it to her muzzle
>She turned the burger this way and that, carefully eyeing all of its contents
>A drop of grease fell to the ground as the princess's nostrils flared
"Hmm... It's perfect~," she murmured, mouth watering
>Twilight opened her mouth nice and wide, waiting for her tastebuds to be tickled by the burger's processed and artificial flavors
>She knew that she shouldn't be doing this
>These burgers were bad for her
>She should be trying to eat healthier, should be trying to set an example for ponies everywhere
>But there wasn't a pony around for miles, she knew
>She was in an underground cell in the middle of Celestia knows where
>She could eat all of the hay-burgers and wanted and nopony would be any the wiser
>Nopony would be there to hear this food scream
>Giggling, Twilight kissed the burger, licking off the grease that it left on her lips
"Oh, I wish I could quit you~"
>"Good morning, Princess."
>To say that Twilight "Smarty Pants" Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, jumped in fright would have been a very gross understatement
>She launched herself into the air at such a speed that she very nearly created a Sonic Rainboom, hitting the top of her cell with enough force to crack the three foot thick solid stone a quarter of a second later
"BUCK!"
>Wings flailing and food stuff flying everywhere, Twilight held her head before descending to the cold, hard ground below
>In a haze of pain, she braced herself
>"Fifteen."

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>day bad feeling on Equestria
>you are Applejack, the most honest, kind and humble pony in Ponyville
>you are on your way to pick up your little sis' from a sleep over at Anon's, the human kid that somehow ended up in your world and befriended the crusaders
>she's a teen now, they all are, almost all grown up as you often remind her, but she still likes to hang out with her friends in such a foalish way
>well, you know she will grow up soon but you let her enjoy herself
>you finally reach Anon's house, set a bit apart from the rest of the town when Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle run out, avoiding your eyes and nervously saying 'hi' as they pass you
>aha, you knew it ! some hard cider went missing recently, AB probably stole it and they drunk it during the sleep over
>they saw you through the windows and left Anon to clean up and hide what's left of it and are now trying make you chase them to distract you and buy him time
>nooope, you're going in and get the proof so you can punish them later
>you to the house, entering through the unlocked front doors - silly fillies, they didn't even close it behind them so that Anon could stall through them
>eyup, you can smell cider in the air, the guest room's air is heavy with the aroma, but something else is mixed in as well ?
>the blinds are down and it's dark so you move slowly, kicking some bottles on the way to open the window, no doubt hard cider bottles from your pantry
>finally, you let in some fresh and light before turning around to grab one of the bottles
>and then you see Anon sitting on the couch in the middle, he's eyes on the floor with a blank stare and...
>and his nose bleeding and his eye bruised
>"Anon ?" you call out as you approach, his eyes still on the floor
>"Anon ! What hap-" you place a hoof on his shoulder and he suddenly comes to life as if he woke up, slapping your hoof away with a yelp before even looking at you, his face fool of shame and fear
>"what happened, did you fell sugarcube ?"

>>28623664
>Seconds ticked by as the Princess of Friendship braced herself, only for nothing to happen
>No painfully hitting the ground, no landing on the rest of her food, nothing
>After the thirty second mark passed, she dared to crack open an eye
>She was encased in a eerie green light, hovering just a foot from the ground
>"Set her down, Fifteen. Gently please."
>With tears in her eyes, Twilight looked over to see King Anonymous and a group of rather large Changelings
>One of the lings horn was glowing, she noticed
>"I'm sorry to surprise you, Princess," the king said, inclining his head as she was slowly placed onto the ground. "If I had known that you'd react like that I would have--"
"I wasn't doing anything weird!" Twilight cried, a little too loudly, her face exploding into a blush. "I w-was just eating and I didn't think anypony was coming for a few hours at least so you could--"
>The purple alicorn flinched as pain exploded from the point where her head had hit the ceiling
>She hissed, trying her hardest not to swear in front of a stallion, closing her eyes and holding her head
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
>Though she didn't see it, Anonymous frowned
>"Thirteen, open this door. Ten, be a dear and see if you can do anything about the poor girl's head. I can already see the bump forming."
>A key turning in a lock could be heard before, a moment later, the door to her prison screeched open
>"Princess, please hold still. I have some experience in healing," one of the Changeling's said, stepping into her cell. "Give me but a moment and I'll see what I can do to help with the pain."
>Twilight opened her mouth to assure the ling that she was alright but another burst of pain made her grit her teeth
"Hurry please..."
>A few moments passed without a thing happening then, all at once, a cooling sensation filled the princess's body

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>>28623752
>She tensed, muttering a curse under her breath, before relaxing with a sigh as the pain slowly began to fade away until it was gone completely
>"There," the ling said, looking a bit winded. "I'm shocked that you walked away from that with only a bit of pain and bruising."
>Opening her eyes, Twilight smiled gratefully at the ling
"We alicorns are made of some tough stuff," she said, puffing her chest out just a bit. "And thank you. For fixing my head I mean."
>The Changeling smiled in return, taking a step away from her as the king made his way into the cell
>"I trust that your sleep was a good one?" he asked, getting right to business
>Twilight nodded
>Though, at the moment, the cell was quite bare, last night the Changelings had brought her a bed, blanket, and pillows, along with anything else that she wanted
>She wasn't back home in her own bed, but she had still slept well all the same
"Yes. I slept a lot better than I thought that I was going to."
>"It's the rock I think," the king said, eyeing the bits of hay burger spewn all over the floor. "It gives one a sense of safety and comfort, as if we were in our mother's arms once again."
>Looking down at her wings, Twilight noticed that they had a bit of mustard on them
>Locking away the pain of losing her burger deep in her heart, she forced herself to smile up at the king
"So... are you sure that the queen won't find out about you taking me around the hive?"
>"All of the proper precautions have been taken, Princess," Anonymous answered. "Every ling here knows what you're trying to do, so they won't say a thing if they see you."
>Twilight looked hard at the bit of mustard on the tip of her wing
>She wanted to lick it clean, wanted to at least taste a LITTLE of the burger that had been so wrongfully destroyed, but manners overcame wants
>She tried to cast a spell, to clean herself from the bits of burger, only for nothing to happen
>Twilight frowned, looking up at the tip of her horn

>>28623816
>The king and the Changeling's immediately noticed
>"Your magic will be completely returned to you once you leave the hive, Princess," King Anonymous assured
"But WHY doesn't it work in the first place?" Twilight demanded
>Anonymous smiled at her helplessly
>"Once we get to know each other a little better I may tell you why your magic doesn't work here, but for now you'll just have to bare it, my lady," he said apologetically, bowing his head again
"I--"
>Twilight caught herself
>She looked around at the lings in the room with her
>Every one was eyeing her warily, as if they expected her to pounce at them
>It took a few seconds, but Twilight eventually realized that they were scared
>Scared of her
>Slowly, she closed her mouth as she let the realization wash over her
>Now wasn't the time to make demands
>She was building a bridge between ponies and Changelings
>Until she had built a solid foundation, she knew that they were going to have problems trusting her
>So, in the meantime, she was going to do all that she could to show them that she wanted this to work, that she wanted to be their friends
"That's absolutely fine," she said with a bright smile
>She then looked down
"...And King Anonymous? Could you do me a favor and--"
>"I didn't see anything," the king said, placing a hand over his heart. "Not a single thing."

>>28623856
Alright, I'm done

>>28623864
Very nice

>>28623864
That was a big one.

>>28623864
Cute.

>>28623864
<3

>>28623864
So, adding facts from [Spoiler] in the story? Does that mean that more stuff from [Spoiler] will appear in a future? Or maybe even Chryzzi will evolve into [Spoiler]?!

>>28623670
What happened with kiddo anon?

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Mares always trying to do lewd things with Anon in public places without getting caught.

He just wants to watch the show/entertainment

He gets out of it by telling them his head hurts

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>>28623954
Crotch boob lingerie is great.

Halloween RGRE
>Ponies cannot into spoop
>Anon's costume is (possibly unintentionally) lewd by pony standards

>Anon has pointed canines
>Fetishist and teenage pones desperately try to believe that he is an actual vampire
>"Oh, please, make me your thrall!"
>Anon wants just ONE shopping trip to end normally

>>28623954
>"Oh, you ALWAYS say that."

>Anon comes home one day
>His wife is crying on the bed, wearing lingerie
>"I can still be pretty for you, baby~"

>>28623948
Abusive drunks CMC is possible......maybe?

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>>28623670
>"Y-yeah, fell, haha..." he muttered in response, somehow a bit more conscious of his surrounding now, his gaze still on the floor
>"Anon, what happened, really ?" you sat down next to him and felt a painful pang in your heart as he scooted away to the other side of the couch
>"We drank a bit... you know-" he sniffed, and you weren't sure if he wanted to pull the small trial of blood that came out of his nose back or because he wanted to cry "- AB brought some hard cider and said that we're no longer foals, it's time for us to become grown mares and stallions." he nodded to one of the empty bottles on the ground "You know, with grown hobbies and plays."
>"Sugarcube, you four are still too young to drink." you chastised him gently, not wanting to scare him but to teach him - he knew he was in trouble but he didn't do anything bad.
>Applebloom will have her skin tanned on the other hand
>"But that still didn't explain these bruiser, and the nose bleed." you moved a bit closer, with Anon having nowhere to back up anymore
>"Well, after a few AB started acting weird and talking about becoming a REAL mare, you know, and being a gentlemare and helping HER colt become a real colt..."
>your eyes widened, she wouldn't
>"I-I said no, but she had Scoots and Sweetie grab me by the legs and arms." he sniffed again, the sound almost physically hurting you now that you could've guessed what happened
>"I threw them off at first but then, then AB smacked me across the face with her hoof, saying how a colt should behave and how I forced her... you said that Earth ponies are way stronger than they look and filly, were you right... haha..." he chuckled, his eyes becoming glazed
>"Dear, you don't have force yourself, let me help yo-" you tried to put a hoof on his shoulder to reassure him that everything will be alright, that you will punish Applebloom and force her to-
>he slapped your hoof away with strength that you didn't know he have, his eyes full of cold fury

>>28624188
>"Well she's a real MARE like now !" he shouted, and the fury in his eyes was slowly replaced with disgust
>"Anon, calm down I-" you tried reason with the grief crazed colt but he cut you off
>"Are you proud of your little sister, all grown now ?" he started at the floor as he got up
>"Anon calm down !"
>"GET OUT !"
>it was so fast - by some miracle he actually grabbed you and before you could react he threw you out the door, locking it behind you
>you spend a few minutes banging on the door, trying to call him and talk him down but you gave up after a few minutes, it was obvious he was hysteric
>finally everything dawned on you and you could just think where it all went wrong, how could you rise a younger sister like that ?
>you always taught her to be a gentlemare, kind towards colts and stallions
>but this ? this will take a lot to fix
>if anyone will learn about this Sweet Apple Acres is doomed
>first you will have to return home, tell the others and punish her
>you didn't knew you had it in you but perhaps you will have to gives and actual beating
>she's a real mare now, you can't spank her like she's a filly, you have to kick her ass like an adult or she won't learn
>...what are you thinking, something like this doesn't make her real mare !
>but anyway, first beating
>second, you will have to talk to her friends and let them know if they ever tell anyone about this you will make sure that everyone knows of their involvement and after this no one will hire or date them or anything
>and then the hardest part, you will have to make Applebloom do the right thing
>marry Anonymous
>overall he will be lucky to have a strong mare like her to look over him, Anon is a good colt so he will take care of her and the house
>and since they're married it will be like one of those premarital sex things ponies are so accepting of these days
>happy end, phew

>>28624305
>>28624305
Sweet, the mare gets punishment. Justice will be ser-
>>and then the hardest part, you will have to make Applebloom do the right thing
>>marry Anonymous
Oh.

>>28624349
She has to take responsibility.

>>28619605
Yeah I have a friend of a friend who got the textbook case of this. Always working and making real good money, wife would spend as much as he could make so just kept workaholicing along... and then she files for divorce in part cause he works too much. Uhhh... yeah at her behest. Gets way worse too with stolen cash, heavy demands, and fabricated allegations of abuse. And court powerless to do anything other than admonish her. It's a sad world.

Good thing not everyone is like that.

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>>28624305
>>and then the hardest part, you will have to make Applebloom do the right thing
>>marry Anonymous

>RGRE EqG

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>>28624305
>and since they're married it will be like one of those premarital sex things ponies are so accepting of these days
you have pickled my interests

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>>28624433
>"C'mon, Anon, Bonnie and me will walk you home. It's dangerous for a guy like you out there."

>>28624433
I don't like it.

>>28624461
>>28624433

I had some story ideas, but can't recall them now. Will need to work on it.

More spooky
>>28624055
>Ponies think Anon is a vampire
>Celestia refuses to make it day if Anon is outside
>Lowers the sun if he goes outside
>Thinks he will die if he goes in sunlight

>Vamponies want to suck Anon's blood
>Each has been trying different methods of trying to get it

>Anon dresses as a mummy, covers self except for eyes in rolls of bandages
>Thinks will spook dash
>She has been talking about how the mummy in her daring doo book is so scary it made her wings lock up
>This is seen as the lewdest costume of all since it covers so much
>Dash gets wingboners
>"Just like in my books"

>>28624461
>>28624433
We do need more RGREqG stuff

>>28624433
It's better when it RGRE ponies in regular gender roles EQG, or earth for that matter.

>>28624461
deEQGeify it and I'm sold

>>28624433
FUCK. YOU.

>>28624540
>Rarity offering to carry your books for you in between classes

>>28624438
Welp, that's that for now, happy end and all. If I check later and people are actually interested in more I will try writing it up but there's no point with taking up space if they don't.

>>28624714
>super territorial and jealous AJ
>greasy Sci-Twi nerd with a crush
>white knight, good girl Rarity

My synopsis, will try writing something later.

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Ugh... stallions are so whimpy and delicate.

>>28624837
>Be rough housing with ponies outside after you finally convince then you're not made of glass.
>Take a fall wrong.
>Dislocate your shoulder with a sick CRUNCH-POP.
>Hurts, but it's not the first time you fucked yourself up.
>Bite your lip and pop it back into place.
>Good as new.
>Turn to ponies to keep playing.
>All of them are horrified and green in the face.

>>28624732
>Secretly sensitive jock Rainbow.
>Oddly good-looking but spaghetti-mancer Fluttershy.
>Player Pinkie.

>>28625022
I like this, expand please.

>>28625054
>"why do people not like me, I just told such an awesome joke about how men should stay in the kitchen" Pinkie Pie, the chubby class clown

>>28625022
we need this

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The book is finished and the first print on order. I was surprised how easy the final steps were thanks to the printers.

It should arrive within the next two weeks. As for the pdf version I should have that ready to go within the next couple of days for anyone that's interested.

LaP, ghouls, ApA, and BNW, thank you all again for giving me the go ahead to put this thing together.

>>28625315
purchase link when?

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>>28625379
It depends on a few things. Firstly until I get the first book and make sure the quality is good enough I wouldn't want someone to spend money and not be happy with it.
Secondly it would be down to the writers to give me the go ahead to do so.

Once I get everyone's permission I'll post the link to buy it straight from the printer, but only then.

>>28625469
we need pencil to make a cover

>>28625379
Highly doubt that HeliAnon would be allowed to sell that.
More likely he'd just be giving the PDF

>>28625475
But I'm not good at digital...

>>28625476
I won't be selling it directly. I don't intend to make any money off of it and I'll be posting the pdf version here within the next couple of days. The price that you see is what I paid for the first printed copy and if I set it up (once I get the good-to-go from the writers) it would be the same price but straight from the printer.

>>28625483
I've just started on volume 2, no need to rush but it would be nice to put something you drew on the cover.

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>>28625315
Neat.

Yuh dun gud, son.

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>>28624305
>>and then the hardest part, you will have to make Applebloom do the right thing
>>marry Anonymous

>>28625817
oh man, what was this from?

>something something mating rituals
>something something Anon is involved
>"How was I supposed to know that tummy rubs were romantic?"
>something something RGRE

>>28625828
Some comic that used to be posted on /co/ a ton.
I think it was about some girl who got spider powers, but instead got six arms.
I think it was called spinnerette, but I'm not sure.

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>>28625828
>>28625857
Confirmed, character's name is Minerva.

>>28625483
i can make it digital just make a good design

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>Anon gets a job at Sweet Apple Acres
>Shows up for the first day wearing jeans and a t-shirt
>Conservative AJ gets pisses
>"Git naked or git out."
>He assumes she wants sum fuk
>Fucks her
>His wage is tripled, and he gets to keep wearing pants (but no shirt cuz thats just debauched)

>>28625907
I can dig that.
>Granny finds out
>Shotgun ready with the shotgun pointed at Applejack, not Anon
>"Back in my day, a proper mare didn't just go around defiling every bright-eyed colt she came across!"

>"Dad... no he is here, No dad, he is fine, just let me..."
>You are Anon and you are spooning as usual the purple nurple that it's your obsessed marefriend.
>Always fucking it up without her knowing.
>Dash has a roasting fest everytime she opens her mouth.
>But the sick burns would be later.
>"Yes Mom, he is...HE IS REALLY REAL, OK!?"
>Wow, looks like someone is getting pissed.
>"YES, he is in the kitchen, making..."
>"No dad, he is not...He is not...HE IS NOT"
>He looks like an angry chihuahua.
>An overgrow purple chihuahua.
>"COULD YOU BUCKING LET ME FINISH!?"
>How does she does that with her eyes?
>Purple mist?
>"YES!!, I'M A FULLY GROWN MARE, LIVING WITH MY COLTFRIEND, BEING A RULER OF EQUESTRIA AND A HERO OF THIS BUCKING LAND"
>Your sides can't take this much more.
>"YES, THERE IS NOT PROBLEM"
>"YES, I HAVE A BIG CASTLE"
>"YES, YOU CAN COME HERE- wait what?"
>Your sides are now lifting up.
>"I mean, yes...No wait!"
>"hello?... Dad?, mom?"
>Your sides have left the atmosphere.
>Twiligth put her crystal back and lies on her chair.
>That same chair that still smells like sweat, candy, sex and fire.
>"I've bucked up"
>Porchlight says as she brings a hoof to her face.
>The same reaction from when Spike found you both banging in here.
>Spike found out what you were doing on her office.
>You both came so hard.
>His little comfy chair was never the same.
>But you've learn your lesson.
>You don't let the magic horn jam land on anything that it's not disposable.
>Hmm.
>You sides came back just in time...
>Now
>"How i'm gonna tell Anon this?"
>Worry became to appear on her face.
>Now...
>How are you going to impress your In-Laws?

>>28626041
wat

>>28626041
They'd better let Spike in on a three-way in order to make amends. It's only fair.

>>28626067

Friend, you know that Spike is just a kid, practically a baby.
He needs more time till his doble dagger turn into a short-sword.
And at that time, Rarity would be impaled by other guy like Thunderlane, Caballeron or some else.
It is easier to get Rarity under arrest or make her find a fine older stallion cause Papa-Anon and Mama-Twi wanted to avoid kick the shit out of her for trying to diddle with Spikes still shota's pickles.
But i think he has a really good chance with Ember.
If Anon doesn't find her first.

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>>28622980
are we just gona ignore this post or something? I read it around 2:00 today, still hitting me in the feels

>>28626041
please sir may i have some more?

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>>28626041
Keep going

>>28626161
>>28626167

Washing dishes and cleaning my house.
Will make more green in the night.
Stay tunned.
Post more promts.

>>28615137
I hope Donald Trump outlaws bronies

>>28626157
wait, you still have feelings?
https://youtu.be/Oh8AsXWcBbc?t=694

>>28626157
Yes. If you want a hugbox, go to tumblr.

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>>28626157
Sounds like we need more family greens.

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>>28622638

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>>28626157
I feel too uncomfortable discussing something as personal and intimate as a family tragedy with a stranger. I am sincerely sorry that it happened, but nothing I can say would have any personal meaning to him.

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>>28623486
I like how excited and hopeful she's getting here.

>>28622999
Flutterbutter, then Twigles, then Appul , then a completely oblivious Derphoers.

Okay so the PDF version was easier than I thought. It's uploaded and linked in the googledoc. If you see any errors or anything of the sort let me know so I can fix it.

>>28625022
This please.

>>28626367
I get ya.
I mean really, what could we say?
A list of things actually, but all meaningless.

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>>28623864
Nice.

LaP how the the latest episode gonna affect the story?

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>>28624305
>>28624188
>>28623670

>>28626475
Where? I'm not seeing it.

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Nigga, did my post really get deleted because I posted this picture
You've to be shitting me. If this post gets deleted too then mods are cucks.
>sage for offtopic

>>28627287
>go to the doc
>ctrl+f
>type "pdf"
>???
>profit

>>2862731
right here?
>>28625269

>>28626475
1. holy fuck 333 pages
2. why doesn't every story have a page number to find it on?

>>28627322
That's too much effort.
Someone please give link.

>>28627329
Refresh the page, it ain't there

>>28627359
Shit. Well there's the first thing I need to fix tomorrow. I never really thought about the page numbers since the printed book automatically has page numbers(things over 460 pages)

Amphetanon still ded?

>>28627392
Yeah, sadly.
I thought he was coming back for good, only for him to prove me wrong.

>>28626041
Keep going.

>>28627361
here ya go
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=go+fuck+yourself+you+lazy+cuck

>>28626475
You're a pretty swood grommet, Heli.

>>28627392
>>28627406
BIG SURPRISE

>>28622999
CHECKED!

GOOSEBUMPS WHEN

>Writefags put aside their propeller-deaths and write halloween specials
Please. I need this.

>>28627745
No motivation to do anything. Life sucks, so I'm just gonna play MapleRoyals until inspiration hits me.

>>28627804
Well, there goes another one.

>>28627316
the opposite gender term for cuckold is cuckquean

>>28627614
Thanks, faggot.

>>28627915
Wha?

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>Ponies are skeptical that Anon is an actual alien
>Most of convinced that Anon belongs to an obscure tribe of minotaurs or is otherwise just some weird creature native to Equestria
>That is, until one day all radio broadcasts are interrupted by "Across the Universe" by the Beatles
For the big dummies in this thread, Across the Universe was beamed out in the direction of the star Polaris back in 2008 in the hopes of it possibly being picked up
>Ponies are confused and Anon is excited
>He identifies the song immediately and talks about the Beatles and how the song was transmitted into space x-years ago
>Ponies (mainly Twilight) are flipping their shit now that there's a shit-tonne of evidence that Anon really WAS an alien
>Meanwhile, Anon tries to find out if anybody recorded it
>Something something RGRE

>>28628052
>>Ponies (mainly Twilight) are flipping their shit now that there's a shit-tonne of evidence that Anon really WAS an alien
He could simply be lying. The signal is real, but Anon is just making up that all that he knows about it.

>>28627745
I'm getting there. And on that note,

Vinyl Scratch is wearing a Nightmare Night costume; what is that costume? Go.

>>28628117
rest in pieces

Inform me of how shit this is, /mlp/.


>You are Crusader Anon.
>And you are filled with incomprehensible rage.
>It’s all consuming.
>Only your faith in god could compete at this point.
>Anna called you…
>Fat.
>She poked at the little paunch that she could see under your maile.
>You were about to go off on her.
>But at least she was honest.
>Today you had decided that you would go running.
>You never really had to run before, only slowly march in formation so you could remove the filthy saracens.
>You hate saracens.
>But that’s off topic, you were going to run today.
>You stand up from the overstuffed couch that you had been mulling over things on.
>It was go time.
>You were a six foot tall, metal covered, heathen eating, crusader machine.
>And you were going to get a mile done.
>Right out the door you began to run, hitting the main road.
>Your legs were already burning, and it felt like you had just swallowed metal scraps.
>Anna was right, you really were out of shape.
>You slowed down a bit, eventually running into a flock of Mares that were on a run too.
>They occasionally gave you glances, weird looks when they thought you weren’t paying attention.
>The filthy horses were staring at your armour clad ass.
>Eventually, after a few minutes of work, the mares started to pick up speed.
>That or you were lagging behind.
>You fought to catch up, ending up with you in the middle of the herd.

>>28628099
Maybe not a shit-tonne, then. Maybe Anon sings along with the radio and predicts the lyrics or something.

>>28628142

>”Don’t overwork yourself now, sweetie, I know you want to keep that tough, independent stallion facade up, but we don't want you collapsing.”
>One of the mare addressed you.
>You ignored it, these weird tiny-horses and their even stranger outlook on life.
>Then you started to drag behind, your sides feeling like they were collapsing, your legs on fire.
>But you would not give up.
>You were Anonymous, killer of thousands of infidels.
>So you picked up your speed, chainmail clinking, helmet weighing down your head.
>You were the best damn Jerusalem-taker in this town.
>And you were going to take it.
“Deus Vult.”
>You mutter those words under your breath.
>”What was that, honey?” One of the mares asked in a concerned tone.
>You could feel God supporting you as you picked up pace.
>You headed to the front of the pack, a wolf whistle heard in the back.
>You would not fail.
“Deus Vult.”
> You speak aloud.
>They did not hear you over your ragged breathing.
>”Huh?” The mare next to you tilted her head.
>The next time you shouted.
>And you broke into your hardest sprint.
“DEUS VULT!”
>You could hear yourself repeating the phrase.
>You could feel God’s will flowing through your veins.
“DEUS VULT!”
>Shout after shout flew from your mouth, covering the metal in front of it in spittle.
>But you would not fall.
“DEUS VULT!”
>You were on a heavenly mission.
>Sent personally from god.
>And you would complete it, despite the patronizing attempts of the horses to make you stop.
>Little did they know.
“DEUS VULT!”
>The Anon train had no brakes.
“DEUS VULT!”

>You ran for hours, the sun had begun to fall.

>>28628117
A cock and balls. It's like a hotdog costume only it's a penis backed with testicles.

>>28628117

She painted a multicolored Glow in the Dark skeleton on herself, It gets even more colorful under blacklight.

>>28628149

>Long ago, those mares had stopped, begging you to quit too.
>But you did not quit.
>Until you slammed into Anna like a freight train.
>She gasped.
>”What have you done to yourself, my little Anonymous!”
>She hoisted you onto her back as you kept on muttering “Deus Vult.” Over and over.
>”When I said you were fat, I didn't think you would take this so seriously! What if some other mare had found you in your state? You couldn't of resisted! And I would have been the worst guardian!”
>”Oh Anon! I'm so sorry.”
“God wills it.”
>Today was a good day.

>>28628157
I love the idea of "earth-horse follows Anon and becomes pony-horse". I'd be happy with her having a typical RGRE attitude OR a regular Earth attitude. Either one you go with, it's fucking adorable.

>"Mary, why do you keep bugging Anonymous for bags of 'chee-ree-ohs'?"

>>28628157

Is it too early to take a name?

Also, keep in mind that this horse is from the 1200s. What with Anon being a crusader and all.

>>28628171
>"earth-horse follows Anon and becomes pony-horse"
I think it's just a regular horse behaving like a pony.

>Cows are Earth cows who somehow amde it to Equestria.

>>28628149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhF4O54YjU