RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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I bet Fluttershy is so pathetically lonely she has one of them inflatable stallions.

>>28580901
>Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash comparing wing-span

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>>28580922
>hfw fluttershy is bigger

>>28580915
>Fluttershy has a huge collection of sex toys
>This is seen as shameful
>Mares laugh at the prospect and say that dildos are for mares who can't get The D, but most of them own one or two that they've bought discretely

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>>28580963
No, she just has what is essentially a giant stallion plushy to cuddle with at night.

>>28580960
>Anon walks in on them
>Rainbow Dash is trying to push a ruler into Fluttershy's hooves
>"Measure them again!"

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>>28581007
>>28580960
>>28580922
Twilight has the largest wings of all the mane six, canonically.

>>28580960
>dash has wing extenders
>both as a cosmetic aid and performance enhancer
>if the wonderbolts ever found out about this she'd be kicked, jailed and publicly shamed
>Fluttershy still has her beat in terms of wingspan

>>28581054
>>dash has wing extenders
>>both as a cosmetic aid and performance enhancer

i bet wing extenders would be more like roller skates

instead of performance enhancement it just makes it easier to glide because of the extra wingspan

>>28581042
>implying she's not the subject of ridicule due to her wings being prosthetic

Am I the only one who wants to see a tradtional Crusader Anon take RGRE by storm and shout deus Vult every minute?

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>>28580960
>She has be reassured that small wings are okay too.

>>28581300
>You will never hold your marefriend and reassure her that her wingspan doesn't matter to you
>You will never help her overcome a crippling insecurity

>>28581244
Yes.

>>28581244
It'd be great but he'd leave the ponies to conquer the dragon lands

>>28581300
>"Nng... nnff-"
>You smiles softly as you feel your marefriend's wing start to drape over your back
>You say start, because... well
>Apparently speed =/= wingspan, and the fastest flier in all of equestria as a bit, uh
>small
>You lean into her, letting her wing spread a little further across your back
>But it's not enough
>You feel her tense up a bit, then...
>Oh dear
>She's retracting
"Dashie? I am a bit cold..."
>"I... I'll get you a blanket, then-"
>You rest your hand on her withers, holding her down on the couch
"No... you could always warm me up, you know~"
>She smiles at you, but it's... it looks a bit forced
>You sigh, and she follows suit
"Look-"
>"I KNOW, ok? I know!" RD throws up her hooves. "I just, It's... it's a mare thing, ok?!"
>You start combing your fingers through her mane, nodding softly
>"I just... I mean, Fluttershy's got this massive spread, and now that Twilight's ascended she's become insufferable-"
>Huh. So porklight spackle's been flaunting her bird-dick around town?
>That explains why she would fly, wings spread, cackling about "blotting out the sun to all you plebs below"
>....you're gonna do something about that, but, later.
>"...and, you're just... what do you even see in me?"
>You lift your arm up slightly as you feel her muzzle press into your side, letting her have easier access
"Hey now... hey... there's more to a pone than just the wings-"
>"N-not for a professional flier-"
>You reach over with your free hand and boop her gently on the nose
"You're talking to someone whose home had all pegasai in myth and legend. Just the fact that you can fly is incredible to me-"
>RD grumbles softly, and you start stroking her back long and slowly
>right down the middle
>....she tries to suppress a shiver, but, you're getting good at this
>"....myth and legend, huh..."
"Mmm. You were legendary to me as soon as I saw you."
>Rainbow Dash, your marefriend, can't help herself
>stroking her ego wings that well just...

>>28581455
>If the full-body wiggle you're experiencing now is any indication, she's starting to feel better
>"A legend at first sight? Hmmm.... I like the sound of that."
>You grin internally
>Gotcha
"Yes... a strong, majestic creature such as yourself-"
>You move from her back to her side, rubbing in small circles
"-unafraid to tame an apex predator such as me-"
>and now, the 'claw' scratches
>oooh, *that* was a fierce shiver
"-worrying about something as inconsequential as wing size?"
>She hums, looking up at you with a mixture of adoration, lust and I-see-what-you're-up-to
>"Yeah... it is small fry stuff..."
>There's the fluffy tuft
>You turn slightly to face her, rubbing her tuft gently
"Ohh... it's like warm, fluffy velvet..."
>RD chirps softly, extending her wings once more
>And they are such beautiful wi-

>"GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!"
>You both look up, frowning, as Twilight Sparkle lazily circles in the sky over your seat
>Admittedly, you did start getting a bit hot and heavy on a park bench, but still
>"GO HOME, NERD-" RD shouts, making a not-too-friendly hoof gesture
>"THE SUN-BLOCKER DOES NOT-"
>wait, sunblocker?
>*that* is what she came up with
>"NEEERRRRDDDD-"
>Oooh you can see her scrunch up from here
>"-I BRING THE SHADE!" Twilight crows, her wings expanding up and around her bod-
>Well. That is an impressive wingspan...
>You feel RD tense up beside you, and you decide that enough is enough
>You cup your hands around your mouth and shout
"Impressive wingspan - FOR A VIRGIN!"
>"FLASH SENTRY IS TOTALLY REAL HE JUST LIVES IN NIPPONE AND ONE DAY I WILL MOVE THERE-"
>You high-hoof RD as Twilight, too busy being triggered, starts slowly descending to the ground
>Today was a 'wingspan isn't everything you silly pone' kinda day

>>28581535
aah, dangit. I said couch in the first post and bench in the second. couch should've been bench.

>>28581535
>>"FLASH SENTRY IS TOTALLY REAL HE JUST LIVES IN NIPPONE AND ONE DAY I WILL MOVE THERE-"
kek

>>28581555
No, couch is better. I like the imagery of Twilight invading Anon's home so that she can gloat about the size of her wings.

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>>28581535
>"Impressive wingspan - FOR A VIRGIN!"

ROASTED
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>>28581455
>"Cousin!"
>Both you and Rainbow jumped in surprise
>Whatthefuckwasthat?!
>Spinning around toward your window you saw your cousin, Unknown waving at you....
>Though the second story window...
>Your cousin, who had a bottle of mystery liquid in one had and golf club in the other, looked like he hadn't slept in several days
>His shirt was crinkled, dirty, and torn, and his hair was wild
>"COUSIN!" he bellowed in that too-loud tone of his. "IT HAD BEINGS A LONG TIME! I SEE THAT COLORFUL LESBIAN HORSE WITH THE SMALL WINGS STILL BEINGS LIVINGS WITH YOU!"
"...Nameless?" you said, confused. "What, how the..."
>"HUZZAH!"
>You and Rainbow jumped again as a voice SHOOK YOU FUCKING HOUSE
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON?!
>WHAT THE HELL WAS--
>WAS THAT PRINCESS LUNA?!
>WAS YOUR FUCKING COUSIN RIDING PRINCESS FUCKING LUNA?!
>Your mouth just kind of hangs open as both Nameless and Luna laugh for no particular reason
>"COUSIN! COME, I BE FINDINGS YOU A HORSE WITH LARGER WINGS!" Nameless roared, splashing his... drink everywhere. "YOU BE NEEDINGS A HORSE WITH BIG WINGS SO YOU CAN DO THE FLYING!"
>"My wings aren't that small," Rainbow muttered, looking at the floor
>"THAT IS INCORRECT, RAINBOW DASH!" Luna Boomed. "THY WING SPAN WOULD BE BETTER SUITED ON THE BACK OF A FILLY!"
>Dash whimpered pathetically, prompting you to wrap an arm around her
"Nameless, that's not help--What the FUCK are you even doing here?!"
>"I ALREADY BE TELLINGS YOU, COMRADE! I COME TO HELP FIND YOU A HORSE WITH BIGGER WINGS!"
"I don't want a horse with bigger wings!"
>Nameless's brow furrowed in confusion
>"DA?"
"YES! Now get out of here so I can make my marefriend feel better," you said, not wanting to deal with his BULLSHIT
>Not today
>Not fucking today...
>Both the princess and your cousin were silent for a moment
>Nameless looked down at luna--almost falling off her back as he did so--only for her to shrug
>After another moment, he shrugged as well

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>>28581641
>"IF YOU BE SAYINGS SO," he said, digging his heels into Luna's sides. "COME LUNA! WE GO AND TERRIFY THE CHILDRENS PLAYING AT IN THE PARK!"
>"HUZZAH!" Luna shouted, firing a beam of energy into the air before flapping away
>You sighed as your cousin's laughter echoed through the house
>Fucking Nameless...

Shit tier Green Ahoy!

>You are crusader Anon.
>Horseland is boring.
>You’d even say absolutely heretical, but it's not /that/ bad.
>And your own horse crossed over with you.
>Sadly, it changed her personality.
>Or maybe that was her personality all along.
>Weird.
>”Anon! You can't go off without me like that!”
>Speakofthedevil.jpg
“I’m a crusader, for Mary’s sake, Anna. I can handle anything that’s thrown at me.”
>”But what if you had been raped! I’d have to hunt them down!”
“I’ve killed more infidels in the name of God then there are trees in that forest.”
>You jab your thumb over to the big ol’ forest called the Everfree.
>”I know, I know, but you’re a stallion; I have to be concerned about your welfare. What if a mare bigger than you was harbouring ill intent?”
>You glance down at yourself.
>Well, attempt to, what with the helmet and all.
>You’re a six foot tall, 200 pound, steel plated death machine.
>And she’s worried you’re going to get raped by a little pony.
“You’re the biggest horse I’ve seen here. You’re even bigger than that one white ruler horse with wings.”
>”But what if-”
>You stick a chainmail finger on your companion’s lips.
“Shut up, and let me buy the apples I came for.”
>She mumbles for a second and stops.
>Today was an extra heretical day.

>>28581455
Fuck, I wasn't quick enough...

>>28581655
Hi LaP-sama! RD isn't my favorite either, but... the prompt was helping her not feel like shit, so. There you go.

All pone a cute in their own way, brother.


Also, we miss you on Discord.

>>28581671
Just email me. I'm free all day Sunday

>>28581680
What a nerd

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>>28581244
>reports coming in that some bipedal monster in battle worn armor is rampaging through the dragon lands slaughtering everything in its path
>these reports indicate it can speak and understand equestrian, but every encounter ends in it shouting 'day-us-vult' or ranting about 'foul serpents of 'say-tan''

>>28581663
Are there any good stories out there where Anon has a horse who follows him to Equestria? I'm only asking because I've heard OF the concept before and I'm wondering if it was too stupid to have people write about it.

>Rasputin in RGRE

>>28581752

Pth, I'm a new fag that doesn't know shit about anything.

>>28581752
There was prefect pretty pony but writefag for that got off the ride and deleted his paste bin.

It might still be in the archives somewhere

>>28581663
thats kinda cute

>>28581752
Yes, there's several on Fimfic that I know of.

>>28581655
Why you guys gotta be harsh on rainbow pone? I get that she can be an insufferable cunt at times, but she's pretty nice too...

>>28581922
Because LaP hates her guts.

>>28581752
There was one a while back about a man and his bio-toy Rainbow Dash pet named Spectra ending up in Equestria. The pet ended up with higher level thought and put herself to work to pay for her comatose human's hospital bill. Mane 6 were getting pissy with Spectra's whole "I'm a pet. I live for my human." thing. Then it stopped. Never found out anymore and the pastebin was nuked.

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>>28581922
She'd be the most loyal and protective waifu you could ask for.

>>28581752

>"He did WHAT?!"
>>"Yeah! Master used to ride me for miles!"
>"Daaamn, mare. You are so lucky to have a colt who lasts that long."
"I'm standing RIGHT HERE."

>>28581932
>and the pastebin was nuked
only total twats do this

you lose nothing just leaving the fucking thing up

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>>28581922
Rainbow pone a cute

>>28581802
>Rasputin's bloodied self rolls into horseland
>Gets declared as a monster
>Shot by multiple crossbows
>Had high-level spells fired at him
>Banished to the moon
>Lives and comes back after 1000 years

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>>28581949
A
CUTE

>>28581922
I love her.
I want to molest her cute, little asshole and blackmail her into becoming my coltish cock-sucker with the humiliating photos I'll take of the act.

>>28581655
I want to shoot guns with Luna

>>28582002
>Implying she wont just push you away with her mare strength
>Implying she wouldn't call you an "apelien freak" and proceed to fondle Soarin in public

>>28581663
How would pone react to a giant fucking horse?
Fuck I want green of that just so that horse have have half pone kids and start a bloodline of epic larger than live warriors

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>>28582025
>mare strength
kek
Little gay horse will know to love the ape rod of lewd
The dick can not be stopped

Shitty one line story ideas!

>Anon's Apple Farm shotgun wedding

>Anon sleeps with spitfire to get Dash an interview with the wonderbolts

>Anon finds Rarity's "special" photo album full of all her stallion customers

>Fluttershy tries to dominate Anon like a wolf and is really bad it

>Anon makes a joke about Pinkies crass humor and she gets fired

>Twilight finally pesters Anon into taking her virginity

>Lyra and Bonbon find out they are both cheating on each other with Anon

>Crippled Anon gets "molested" by his live in nurse

>Anon gets caught banging a filly and no one is sure how to react to it

>Anon gets "raped" when a drunk mare slips a "date rape drug" (see: single capsule of Tylenol pm) into his drink and takes him home with her.

>Anon enjoys emasculating mares (effeminating?) mares in public and watching them squirm

>>28582089
>>Lyra and Bonbon find out they are both cheating on each other with Anon
but friends cant cheat on each other

>>28582051
If it's a mare horse how would a pone colt fuck her? His dick can't reach

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>>28581933
>She'd be the most loyal and protective waifu you could ask for.

>Rainbow starts thoroughly vetting other mares for the herd, not wanting ANYONE that won't give it 110% for Anon.
>She doesn't want to share, but colts always want more, so she considers her wants second to Anon's.
>It's a tiring job, but one she gladly does for him.
>Anon finally asks what she's doing that's taking up so much of her time.
>She tells him.
>He sheepishly explains that he's monogamous, so she did all that or nothing.
>Then on a more serious note, says he wants her and ONLY her. And that no one else could have her either.
>Her face.

>>28582110
Reminds me of this
https://derpibooru.org/34657?scope=scpe4a715345cf5b90d25c8bc2ee1f26afe8e3889e59

>>28582074
>Implying you have any strength in this bullshit world
>Implying that magic doesn't give pones the power they need to get shit done, and you, a creature lacking of it, doesn't fall into the classic stereotype of weak stallions

>>28582122
anon
humans are dangerous
with or without strength

>>28581663
I might just make this a series of Crusade Anon and his overprotective Horse. Because I'm bored.

>>28582095
Cousins, actually

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>>28582122
Magic is as unreliable as their horse cartoon physics is.

My superior human wit and strength will allow me to thoroughly molest them until I am the alpha pony of Equestria.

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>>28582211
I thinking something like pic related but instead of goblins is ponys and instead of killing its rape

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>>28582111
This seems like something that is highly underplayed in RGRE. Put yourself in a mare's shoes for a moment. The fairer sex, who are in short supply, expect to have a number of females catering to them and will try to trade up if they can. You bend over backwards to please them and do as they wish because society and biology force you if you want a mate. Sorry, if you want a mate that you and a few other mares, who are not guaranteed to be friends, have to share. You are not promised a male unless you are insanely rich, famous, or attractive, so you've got to be on your A game all the time. You slip up too much? Your stallion may decide you're too much effort. Boom. It's that easy to be thrown out into the rain. Most likely, your spot will be filled before the month is out.

Then, this other male, the herdless hyooman gives you a shot. He's tall, looks unusual, and is just a bit odd, but he gives you the chance you want. Annnnnnd what the fuck? He's monogamous? Mates for life?!?

That's right, this big guy (4u) wants you and ONLY you. You don't have to share. You don't have to keep your guard up. You don't have to deal with irritating herdmates. It's all one on one. Hell, he even promises pain to anyone who tries to take you from him. YOU! FROM HIM! No pushing for foals, no getting snippy over nothing, no holding things over your head to get his way. You're his mate, and he's yours.

Yours alone. An exclusive right to his affection, to his body, to breeding with him.

He says he loves you. And you've never felt your heart soar like this before.

You've found the other half of your soul.

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>>28582284
Yeah, I can especially see Dash being highly affected by this.
>"I-I'm not crying."

>>28580349
>Shining was the father
>This is because he had borrowed Anon's clothing to show to the Crystal Empire's tailors
>When flurry was conceived, Shining had Anon's JEANS

>>28581114
>...ridicule due to her wings being prosthetic
>Shaming the cripple
That's just low.

>>28581535
>"Sun blocker"
>Not calling her a fatty

>>28581641
>"COUSIN"
>"LET'S GO BOWLING"
>>28581655
Luna a good ponybro

>>28581663
Silly horse.

>>28581945
This.
NEVER Delete your stories.

>>28582025
>>28582074
>Thinking her fondling Soarin will halt the human donger.
>Not sticking it in both of them.
>Not fucking all the horses.

>>28582089
>Ponies try to date rape Anon with their pony drugs
>The drugs either do nothing to Anon or he is left in critical condition with severe organ damage

>Anon finds Rararararara's special photo album
>After seeing what's inside he just puts it back, not really interested in photos of stallion cock
>Does not make any kind of big deal out of it, everyone has porn after all.
>Rarara still frets about it though.
>Her fretting is the cause of all the trouble, she exposes her activities in the worst possible light as she tries to do damage control because she thinks Anon has told others about what he saw
>Anon and Pinkie have to save the day with the magic of pornography
>Moral of the episode is "Everyone faps"

>>28582284
Aww, cute.
Write it

>Mares who are confident of their sexuality and aren't afraid of getting physical with their girl pals

>>28581932
Link? I can't find it on desu.

>>28582284
This hurts more than it should.

>>28582444
Wait... nevermind.

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>>28582471

>>28582089
>>Anon sleeps with spitfire to get Dash an interview with the wonderbolts

Hot

>Fluttershy tries to dominate Anon like a wolf and is really bad it

Cute

>Anon gets caught banging a filly and no one is sure how to react to it

Also hot.

>>28581671
May Discord chat rot in the deepest pits of hell.

>>28582332
Grab that mare that just gave you a primary and fuck her senseless on the front porch.

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>>28582284
As a dashfag this feels good. Time for bed and to dream of this.

>>28582089
>Anon's Apple Farm shotgun wedding

>Granny Smith finds out Anon and AJ are banging
>Wont allow a mare under her roof to sully a stallion
>Forces them to get married or face the wrath of the rest of the apple clan

>>28582089
Two freak time travel incidents turn Anon into Celestia and Luna's absentee father and let him make it up to them in the present

"Tia, you just dont get it"
>You look into your glass, take a swig
"I may be able to perform surgery on human genitalia better then the doctors"
>Celestia laughs at this
>"Surely it cant be as bad as you are making it out to be"
>You down the rest of your glass
"Sister, he sat in a chair, for the better part of 2 days elapsed in this dream, and just looked at pornography"
>"Unf"
"Tia, almost everything they looked at was what I believe are females on females"
>"Cool, so, how do human females mate?"
>Fucking really, she is asking this
>You just grab your bottle and drink it stright now
>Fucking higher metabolism makes getting drunk hard
"HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ASK THAT?"
>"Luna, sorry but you may have been locked away for 1000 years, but I wasn't. You live long enough, you get board and want to try everything at least once."
>You don't want to know
>"Low and behold, a tongue lasts longer than 10 seconds"
>YOU DON'T WANT TO KN... wait longer then 10 seconds?
>"Now you're getting it"
"ANYWAY, that wasn't even the worst of it. Most of the females had penises"
>Your sister scrunches up a bit
>"Then how are they female?"
>Time for revenge
"Imagine twilight, exactly as she is, but also with a penis"
>Your sister is deep in thought, this will stick with her for a...
>Wait...
"Are you drooling"
>She snapped back to reality and wipes her chin
>"Apparently so..."
>You just look on in stunned shock
>"Well, good catching up with you lulu, however I have to go see if I can figure out a spell now, thanks for the idea"
>You watch her as she leaves, she swishes her tail just a bit to far and you see her wink at you
>You down the rest of the bottle
>You be luna, and you drink to forget

>Be anon
>You had the internet dream again

>>28583071
They only find out about him after he has impregnated no less than 20 mares across equestria, and discord somehow

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>>28582089
>>Anon's Apple Farm shotgun wedding

There's lols to be had here I can feel it.

>>28581953
>the man walks up the steps, approaching Twilight on her throne
>blood coated his tattered clothing
>millennia old arrows remain lodged in his chest
>he takes a quick bow with one of the most disturbing smiles she's ever seen
>not like one of respect or fear, but one of a diplomat who's visiting to accept the terms of your surrender
>"J-just what are you?"
"I'm glad you asked"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwh6078A-VU

>>28581671
>on Discord.
The end is neigh! And when did you created one?

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>>28583177
>and discord somehow
I don't even want to know.

>>28583915
Honestly, I believe discord is female, and eris is male, though I prefer seeing it the other way, if only because everything about discord screams male so much that just to fuck with people, he is female, same for vice versa. The reason no one knows is the only ponies old enough to have known him from before never bothered asking.

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>>28583928

Thread reminder that JAGOG and Daring Douche please!

>>28583915
Those sizes are why I avoid the preg thread.

>>28583928
Discord seems like the sort of being that can just change gender and like you'd change a piece of clothing.
Being male would be like wearing your favorite pair of shoes instead of the ones you keep for formal shit but aren't worn in quite as nicely.
He's the sort of guy that might create clones of himself and jerk himselves off because he likes the feel of someone else's hand on his dick.

>>28583163
>Celestia starts trying to get closer to Anon for more of those sexy /d/reams
>Luna may be refusing to tell her what she sees in her dreamwalking sessions, but that doesn't stop our clever princess from going straight to the source himself
>Twilight is around Anon's place for a different reason
>She wants to know how her new penis works and is embarrased to ask Spike or her father
>Surely alien dongs are like pony ones
>There's no chance of this going wrong in some amusing fashion
>There's no chance because it's a certainty.

>>28581671
Please don't use discord, post all that stuff in the thread, if it's just discussion it can still inspire someone.
If it's criticism someone else can read it and apply it to there own works.
Just keep it in the thread

>>28583551
So did Rasputin just break out in song and dance singing about himself in third person as he is still covered in ancient blood and arrows?

>>28584280
complete with a small chorus of background singers landing from the skies, dressed as Cosmonauts. All women, of course.

>>28581671
Goddammit Senpai. Now we have those Anons saying that having a Discord will kill RGRE again

>>28584500
RIP

>>28584500
Please stay there.

>>28581244
Yes, because instead of Anonymous that deusvults a lot, you should have Al-Majhul, the Nameless Prophet, one who founds Horseslam in Saddle Aravia and engages in merry nationbuilding.

>>28581244
Sounds like dumb meme shit.

>>28584185
yes, BNW just because we listened to you when you said you wanted a break does not mean we do not want you.

>>28582089
>Anon banging a filly.
See link
https://derpibooru.org/1265294

>>28584266
You do realize about 95+% of what is posted in discord would get us banned if we posted it in thread, right? The only pony related stuff we do there is some friendly pre posting reviews and spell checking.

>>28584563
>Anonymous is actually the horselam god
>Many centuries ago he encountered their prophet
>She learned much from the times they met and aimed to use these revelations to help ponykind
>How to do advanced mathematics, medical techniques, and the fine art of blowing shit up for laughs
>The origin of them making their stallions wear concealing robes is Anon wearing clothes
>Over the years details have been forgotten, records misinterpreted
>What was once an attempt to imitate their god in hopes of his blessing has become something else
>Now it is mandatory for all stallions to be covered
>Ponies are using explosives with no regard for proper safety techniques
>Throwing rocks at each other instead of getting high
>Now with reports of a being that resembles the tales of their god, horselams are looking towards Equestria
>The scouts and ambassadors have confirmed it's not just another minotaur with an unhealthy love for shaving
>Pilgrims are journeying to his location from far and wide
>With the Equestrian government refusing to allow any more to enter the country, international tensions are high
>Border checkpoints and embassies have been subject to numerous explosions
>Hundreds have been killed or wounded
>War is looking more and more likely
>Meanwhile Anon is trying to keep these ponies from eating his garden.
"FUCKING HORSES, GET OUT!"

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>>28584707
Durnkmom pls, stallions covered up because Anon did so is just too fucking halal for this gay Earth.

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>>28584607
>complaining of memes on 4chan

>>28584684
>about 95+% of what is posted in discord would get us banned if we posted it in thread
This is true. Less than 20% of what we talk about in the Discord chat is ever pony-related. Roughly 60% is writeherd autism and hot homolust of writefag ponies (and Mino)

>>28584500
Fuck Discord chat with a broken beer bottle.

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>>28582284
>>28582111
>Rainbow Dash love
>Monogamist bullshit
I can't decide whether I should let you live or trn you into pincushions.

>>28584746
Why not a light maiming?

>>28583163
I like your style.
Moar ?

>>28582995
>Anon runs out the door screaming:
"THE PUSSY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH"
>cue montage of anon hiding from the apple family's constant search parties .

>>28583163
Posts like these make me forget the immense cancer that is this board. top kek sir.

>>28582110
I guess it's up to Anon and his superior height.

>>28584707
fucking kek

>>28585037
And that's where centaurs come from

>>28583071
>Twilight brings Anon to Canterlot to introduce him to the Princesses
>Celestia and Luna come to a dead stop about three seconds into their "Welcome to Equestria" speech and stare at Anon in disbelief
>After thirty seconds of awkward silence, Luna is the first to speak
>"Daddy?"

>>28582284
>S-something in my eye

>>28584212
People say WE have a pregnancy fetish, but have you seen the sheer size of pregnant mares in the pregnancy thread?

>>28582995

I'd love for someone to do this.

>Applejack warned him that things would get difficult if Granny Smith found out she was having sex with a stallion without marrying him.
>Anon thought they'd never get caught. He was wrong.
>Now Granny Smith is forcing AJ to marry him, and she'll be punished severely by the rest of the clan if she doesn't uphold the Apples' traditional values.
>Anon did plan on eventually marrying Applejack, but being forced into it is giving him second thoughts if these are the kind of in-laws he has to deal with.
>Meanwhe Anon's stallion friends are absolutely delighted to help him plan for the wedding.

>>28585124
>anon decides that if they are to marry they do it his way.
>he makes up some bullshit tradition
>he and AJ must fight before the entire clan
>the winner keeps there last name the looser takes the victors name.

>>28584500
I'm just surprised that you did one if you created it. And did not invited me.... But it's not like you didn't had an exchanged emails to talk, sounds logical to make talking easier. Just don't forget to check thread more offen

>>28585247
email me. [email protected]

>>28581671
>>28584500
>discord
well there goes the fucking neighborhood
RIP this thread

>>28585303
The thread that's been going strong for over a year, has at least 6 active writefags, and goes from creation to bump limit in under 4 days?

>>28585351
Even faster. And much faster when tons of greens or big updates

>>28585351
We used to go at <48 hours between threads.

>>28585303
I think the Discord is spot on. Let the fire rise.
Let the cleansing begin.

>>28585377
That's because you aren't writing enough.

>Be Anon in generic RGR Equestria
>Something's going on in the town square
>There's a stage set up
>A blue pony in a cloak and wizard hat is shouting about something
>It's in horse though so you don't understand what it is being said
>You don't speak horse and the dragon thing that you sometimes borrow as a translator isn't here
>You come back later
>Sit down with the rest of the town in front of the stage
>The show is beginning
>Ooh, it's a magic show
>Like David Blaine or The Amazing Randi Savage, except it's a pony doing it
>you'd rate it maybe a 6/10
>The blue pony is pointing at you, and so is a spotlight
>It's neighing
>A pony in the crown neighs back
>Blue neighs some more and the pony next to you nudges you forward
>Oh, blue wants you to come onto the stage
>You go along with the trick, sawing through the box the blue pony has climbed into
>It's a bit tough, but you concentrate and manage to saw through
>The box slides apart, taking the top and bottom half of the pony with each
>It's pretty neat
>You're about to go back to your seat when you notice something amiss
>That little shit stole your wallet!
"Fuck you, gypsy horse!"
>You punch it right in the face
>It falls over with some blood coming from its mouth
>You take your wallet back and leave

>>28585515
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Trixie came back to Ponyville to do another magic show
>She's managed to get most of the town to show up
>Even Anonymous the alien is here
>It's nice to see he's fitting in more now
>You've been keeping an eye out for him, making sure he's not had any trouble from any unsavory types
>When he's called you help let him know what to do, and he goes up and acts as Trixie's assistant
>It's an okay rendition of a classic splitting box trick
>But then it all falls apart
>Anonymous turns around and punches Trixie unconsious, shouting something you can't understand in his alien language
>He's punched her so hard that her clothes come off
>And with them, the spell that you now see they were maintaining
>An illusion that must have taken a lot of effort to get working
>One that made a he look like a she
>Trixie is actually a stallion?
>All this time?
>No twilight, focus on the now.
>You've got to get him to the hospital.
>You'll talk to Anonymous to find out why he'd do that tomorrow morning.

>>28585522
EXPOSED

>>28585522
>>28585515
Dammit, durnk. I was going to write a Trixie story.

>>28585542
Nobody's stopping you, get writing.

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>>28582284
>mfw will never find genuine love
>will always have to deal with soulless harpies if I ever want a family
Hello darkness my old friend

>>28585959
People have found love before, Anon. Don't give up hope.

>>28586074
no love today
no love anymore

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>>28585959
life is suffering.

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>>28585959
>>28586124
>>28586624
>tfw
i just want my pone

>>28586124
>>28586624
>>28586656
Maybe you are looking the wrong way.
Maybe instead of a puss, you need a duck.

>>28586656
>You will never sweep Twilight into a hug and comfort her after a long day of having the weight of the world on her shoulders

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>>28586973
feels bad man

>>28586792
pony dick?

Idea Prompt:

>Anon is just a normal guy.
>Not an idealized version of the writer.
>Or a gary stu sex god.
>Just a normal human.
>Also reversed gender roles.

I've literally never seen this done. I bet none of you have the writing skills to pull it off.

>>28587656
Do you?

>>28587656
I think I'd just want to be left to my own devices if I landed in such a place.

I'd definitely want to try hunting in the Everfree.

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>>28587656
Normal people don't belong in Equestria, though.

>>28587656
http://pastebin.com/cuF3L0q6

>>28583177
>>28583915
>>28583928
>>28583966

Female Discord green when?

>>28587871
>>28587890
Made a green a while ago where anon has discord like powers, and he is showing discord how he would prank ponies, discord poofs to eris and tells anon to marry them. Could possibly make an extension of that.

wonder if I had the text saved, or if I made it on 4chan only...

>>28585414
FUCK YOU, DESTROY THE DISCORD AND THE THREAD SHALL LIVE! WE WILL BE THE CANCER YOU HATE!

>>28587890
It's [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ]
Next time just 'Ctrl + S' if you're using Quick Reply.

>>28585542
do it faggot, just don't go full faggot.

>>28586074
>found love in 2016
you need a bit more bait then some obvious lie, you post here so who do you think is going to judge you?

>>28586792
Nice bait, here's your (you).

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>>28586074
But has the love they found been as pure as the love we want from our pony waifu but can never have?

Is that love as comforting and wonderful as being wrapped up in her big white wings with the warmth of the sun holding you close to her fluffy belly?

Does that love get bashful when asked about her sunspots?

Or was that love with inferior not-godhorse regular women?

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>>28588093
Truly nothing can compare.

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>Bombshell isn't actually a ditz or bonkers.
>It's simply much easier to con everyone when you don't seem too bright.

>>28585058
need more father anon.

>>28588416
>She's into Anon because he's the first person to call her out on her bullshit.

>>28587981
>Can't find love in 2016
Nice meme m80. Next you're gonna say that all women are bitches and don't cater to your every needs.

>>28589088
Don't care about the last part, but the first one is actually true. If you are posting here, you are lying through your keyboard if people actually want to be around you. Have the last (you) your getting from me.

>>28587656
If you know what you want and say no one has the writing skill.

Why don't you write it yourself?

>>28589133
>Projecting this hard

>>28589133
you're**

I wanna write a thing but I'm not sure where to start because I'm creatively bankrupt.

Also, it's Spooktober. Halloween RGRE prompts, go?

>>28589539
WRITE THING

>>28589539
How about going into extreme details about mares trying to scare Anon with their costumes.

>>28589539
Murder mystery at Canterlot Castle with everyone dressed up in costumes

A spell goes awry or was cast with evil intent and everyone becomes the costumes they're wearing, a ragtag team must form to break the spell

Anon gets advice from each of the mane six for costume advice, they get together and gloat about how they'll have matching costumes with Anon until the reveal

[Pone] lost the yearly haunted house competition last year to [rival neighbor], she is determined to win this year at any cost

The Want it Need it Spell is used by [pony] I might do this and write it as Lyra but it could be any unicorn. They cast it on themselves but messed up the cast, instead of [character] being attracted to them, [character] is attracted to their flesh. Now this isn't gory, they're all cute ponies still and as such can't actually bite into flesh but it hurts like the dickens and passes the "spell" on. 'Zombie' Apocalypse survival story.

>>28589539
>anon puts a halloween on
>sings "you spin me right round baby" while turning his dick into a helicopter
>pones think its a human courting ritual

>>28589539
Setting is Nightmarequestria for extra spooky.

It the first nightmare night after NMM took equestria and she has decided to go to the town nearest to where she had her victory. Ponyville.

Anon is wearing a costume that is human levels of spooky potion or spell to turn flesh invisible, now he is skeleton man

At first, Nightmare is upset that somepony is trying to outdo her on her own day. She is also a little scared herself, but is too marely to admit that.

After some shenanigans, she learns that Anon is a male and decides to find a way to woo this male that has a bit of a spine, as he reminds her of stallions from before her banishment.

>>28589539
>Anon gets Rarity to tailor a costume for him
>It's a "sexy" version of what he asked for
>Wears it anyway much to the delight of his marefriend

>>28589620
>This shit was ridiculous.
>”Woooooo-oooohh!! I’m a ghost.”
“No you’re not Lyra.”
>Ponies couldn’t be scary if their lives depended on it.
>Walking home, bag full of groceries in hand, you marched past another group of ponies with horrible costumes.
>”I’m a vampony and I’m going to uh.. wait.. how does it go again?”
>Princess Twilight jumped out from behind a bushel of pumpkins and tried scaring you.
>Sure if you were a pony you might have found it particularly frightening, but you weren’t a pony.
“Twilight go home, put yourself in a time out and think about what you just did.”
>Damn ponies and their silly shit.
>You have no idea why you got sent here.
>You liked your old life.
>Now all you asked for was a quiet life with little to no bullshit.
>”BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS!!!”
>Now standing in your way was something interesting.
>Hell the costume looked pretty good as well.>You could see between the bones and everything.
>The skeleton pony had weird floating orbs of magic around them and had a sinister cackle.
>You almost gave a fuck there.
>But you were all out of fucks, them shits ain’t cheap yanno.
>Reaching into the bag you picked up the can of condensed cream of spinach soup.
>Popping the tab and lifting the lid, you walked up to the not so scary skeleton and dropped its contents all over their head.
>Fucking Halloween or whatever they called it.
>In the days that followed you learned that in fact the skeleton was some evil necromancer who had a bad allergic reaction to spinach.
>Fuck this world.

Is there a book i can rely to make a story about duels like with spears, swords, shields, like the movie that had that song "we are the champions"?
Jousting?

>>28589811
wh-what?

Anon are you ok? Please call an ambulance if you are having a stroke right now.

MORE SHITTY ONE LINE STORY IDEAS!

>Anon films Equestria's first porno and he is the star!

>The CMC have decided to herd with Anon if he likes it or not

>Dash keeps fighting other mares who get too close to Anon and he is sick of it

>Pinkie puts on her biggest party ever so she can pop the question to Anon

>Twilight turns herself into a human in a desperate attempt to win Anon's love

>AJ challenges Anon to a bucking competition and Anon completely misunderstands the situation

>Anon is a slob and it annoys Rarity to no end but secretly she is really turned on by him.

>Fluttershy wants to impress Anon with her maresculinity and talks RD into throwing a fight against her in front of Anon.

>Its nightmare night and Anon (as the prettiest stallion) is crowned the Nightmare King and is set out as a sacrifice to appease Nightmare Moon.

>Celestia shows up when Anon marries his waifu and demands her right to bang Anon first as is the law.

>Anon sluts it up around ponyville so much that the mane six decide to hold an intervention for "his own safety"

>>28589811
>>28589824

Sorry dude, a bit under the influence of sleepyness.
I donated blood 2 hours ago and the doc told me that this kind of things is normal to happend.
Sorry, will remake my request.
Is there some kind of literature that can help me to write a story about jousting?
Wikipedia seems a bit too shaby, or, is there an tale already written about the theme?
Or maybe should i take another aproach.
Maybe tackle down one of the new ideas.
I'm just not sure where to find the spookyness in this things.

>>28587656
>idealized version of the writer
Apparently /mlp/ has set the bar pretty low.

>>28589944
If you want to write fights, read about fights. Wanna write about jousting? READ ABOUT JOUSTING. Wikipedia helps you with history and shit, but since you want to learn about the techniques you have to look up articles about them.

>>28589982
>Being tired of ponies constantly harassing him and his choice of living away from them Anon decided to do something about it.
>Setting various traps like pitfalls(naturally with very itchy pillows on the bottom), mousetraps in the grass and the like along the perimeter of his home.
>Sometimes when he lays about to fall asleep at night he'll hear the anguished cries and a snap of a trap in his yard.
>It's like music to his ears.

>>28589944
Read The Song of Roland.
It's nothing but jousting and ....
that's about as far as I made it before I fell asleep.

> Scoots discovers that Anon really does have magic
> Magic seed that is
> After swallowing it, through the power of love and HMD, the perpetually flightless Chikun can FLY!

> Word soon gets out that Anon has a Staff of Healing

> Zecora seeks to procure a sample for potion making
> Twiggles wants to study it as well

> Equestria doesn't have many crippled pones
> But the few that do hang around are now seeking the curative power of the HMD

> Anon can later bee seen running through the streets shouting
> "I was not prepared for Katawa Shoujo to be real!"

>>28590066
If someone fleshes this out a bit more, I'd definitely read it.

>>28589856
>>Twilight turns herself into a human in a desperate attempt to win Anon's love

This actually sounds like something Fluttershy would try, though she'd have to get help from either Twilight or Zecora to pull it off.

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>>28590066
There will be no end to the keks

>>28590066
make sure to include dick milking machines and applejacks farm.

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>>28582332
>Anon grows his hair long enough for a hair tie.
>Puts the primary feather Dash gave him into it whenever his hair is tied back.
>Proudly tells everyone it's Dash's when they ask.

>>28590039
>>28590024
>>28589944
>>28589824

Blood loss is not funny.
I've puked all over the floor.
Doctor said it was a bad signal, going to the hospital.
Hope is not bad.
I have to go to work tomorrow.
It's meatball sandwich day.

>>28590168
Anon, be careful going to sleep tonight.

>>28590168
Yeah, definitely see a doc. Hope you get better anon.

>>28589539
Useless fragment of a prompt go:
>nightmare night is co-opted by stallions as an excuse to dress sexy. Even proper stallions get dolled up but insist it's just a costume, nothing slutty about it.
>the ultimate slut costume is a stallion is a full coverage duddy
>u can't really wear it except for in a night club with dancer cages
Anon sees the popular "mummy" character in the Daring books so dresses up like that.
Doesn't realize the character is only invthe books for fan service
Wears it out to watch the kids trick or treating

>>28590132
whats that

did you say to include murder and broken bones

>>28590347
no i said dick milking and applejacks farm.

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>>28587739
>When it's not reversed gender roles & anon acts just like a whiny woman from this world. and a stallion on theirs
Absolute shit.

>>28590394
applejack hooked into her own milking machines
is that what you said

>>28590409
Well, if anon can somehow outwit her into strapping herself in the machine, go for it.

>>28590409
no, a dick milking machine. like a warm automatic fleshlight with a slight vacuum suck that anon uses willfully. but due to communication issues applejack doesnt know when to stop.

>>28590431
I think you mean since normal stallion stamina, the machine automatically stops after 30 seconds.

>>28590431
did you say applejack gets her clitoris locked into the machine for several hours straight

>>28590536
>Anon just sits there, occasionally handing her water so she could stay hydrated

>>28590536
And the suction causes it to swell up to freakish size.

AJ swaggers around Ponyville being insufferable and making the other mares jealous.

>>28590563
I think she'd be too busy quivering in place from the intense over stimulation.

>>28590495
no the stallion has to be tied up and milked for at least a full minuet no matter how good their stmina is. it also has to be physicly turned off by a mare.

>>28590536
>>28590558
this is also acceptable.

>>28590558
That's what she gets.

>>28590401
Anon, I've known a lot of guys that have cycled through a whole bunch of shit and let me tell you that the character in the story was acting like a weightlifter, not a women.

>>28589856
>>Pinkie puts on her biggest party ever so she can pop the question to Anon
Oh god, yes. Ponies asking Anon to marry them is my jam.

>>28589856
>>Celestia shows up when Anon marries his waifu and demands her right to bang Anon first as is the law.
>Celestia holds up a parchment written in crayon
>"By Celestia, age 1200" with the "2" written backwards

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>>28590680
Yeah, it's super cute.

>>28590066
>> But the few that do hang around are now seeking the curative power of the HMD
And how could Anon say "no" to a crippled mare, begging him to give them a chance at having a future?

>>28590157
>"It's just like my Japoneighs animes!"

>>28590308
Not bad, I'd read that.

Name a few pones that you'll study with, RGRE.

>>28590735
all of them you faggot.

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>>28590697
Right?

>>28590735
I've only ever studied alone.

>>28590735
Twilight and/or Bon Bon.

>>28590168

Did you get your central nervous system back?

"Are you sure about this?"
>Your tall coltfriend shrugs
>"Why not?"
>This is it
>You're
>Uh
>You're taking your first step into a colt's house!
"Don't blame me if everything gets messed up, though," you joke playfully
>Inside you, a thousand butterflies are tittering around
>Just, slowly
>Take one hoof
>"Get in already!" He giggles as two hands grip your flank unf and shove you inside
>Heh, that's what he said
>You snicker at your poorly-made joke, and Anon sighs
>"I'm hooome," his voice echos around the walls
>A "Hmm" of acknowledgement was heard in the living room, and it was silent again
"So, where's your room, huh?" You say in an attempt to break the ice
>>"Mmhmm."
>That wasn't Anon's voice
"Oh hi th-" You turn to greet the new member and was cut off immediately
>Holey moley she's scary
>Like, at least a head taller than Anon
>And those shoulders that could be easily mistaken as meteorites don't help
>Nor does the tank top struggling against her frame
>Or the scar on her eyelid
>You know what you'll just look down for now
>>"Who's this?" Ms.Universe decides to speak up, poking your mane every once in a while
>"Fem."
>>"Ya?"
>"You're scaring Sea Shell."
>>"Sounds like a colt name."
>Self-esteem status: 0%
>"She's my marefr-"
>Before Anon could even finish that sentence, a burly arm picks you up by the tuft ow ow that hurts
>>"Don't, mess, with, my, brother," she threatens you, eyes filled with flame
"Y-Yes," is all that you could muster
>You get dropped to the ground, and you can feel your stomach butterflies committing mutiny along the way
>Anon rushes to you and attempts to pat you awake
>"Shell? Are you okay? Don't mind Fem. She just gets kinda overprotective sometimes."
"I'm gonna be seeing those green lipsticks in my nightmares for the next few days."

Totally burnt out from all the back-to-back races, so rest and muscle rollers will be my friends for the next few days. Surprised this hasn't been done yet.

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>>28590735
Moondacer

>>28590129
Dafuq is this? Doctor Arzamas?

>>28591075
It's been a whole year.

>>28587967
thanks mate

>>28591330
Moondacer is the best poner.

Thanks for replying boyos. I'm gonna be using bits and pieces from a most of your suggestions in a story I'll starting tomorrow.

>>28589662
Except for this, because this belongs to glorious Frosty. I eagerly await spookhorse who-dunnit story in creepy canterlot.

>>28591103
kek
nice

Anon accidentally unseals Discord's sister, Eris, when he stumbles across a petrified underground city in the Everfree Forest. It's okay, though, because she's actually pretty sane and a good person.

As it turns out, in the last days of the draconequus race, a plague of madness was sweeping across the population. The race all but wiped itself out, and Eris got herself sealed away trying to protect the world from the insane remnants of her people. Discord managed to discover and halt the cause, but Eris was already trapped and he couldn't release her.

She bluntly lets Anon know she's interested in him. Maybe it's just because he saved her, or maybe he really is her type - she's not sure, all she knows is she wants to get to know him better…

>>28592774
>Eris thought she was safe from the plague
>That the madness was not inside her
>She was wrong
>She's mad for Anon

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>>28592774

>>28592774
I like this.

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Skirtwing next

AnalplugAnon is The Dark Plug. I recall someone asked pencil-rgre-anon to make a Batmare-esque ApA and a Nightwing-esque SSTH. Pencil-rgre-anon delivered with the Plugmare.

Anyone save or know where the story of anon pranking rarity with discord is?

Doing a search for it on the archive site would likely be impossible, and if I go forward with anon and discord that's what I would base it off of.

>>28591733
>Glorious
Awww you...

You're welcome to use any of those ideas if you really wanted to, S'why I posted them to you friendo. If I were going to do any of them it might be the last one, the 'Zombie' Apocalypse, but that still doesn't mean a prompt is owned by any one writer. Looking forward to what you're gonna write tho

And now for a second attempt at a Seashell short...

>"Yo! 'Shell!"
>You slip your earmuffs off after hearing a faint voice call your name.
>Turning in the direction of the voice you find Lyra and Bon Bon trotting over to the edge of the exhibit you're working on.
>You wave a hoof over towards them.
"Hey, girls!"
>You glance around.
>No kaboom paste sitting out anywhere.
>Today is mostly a touch-up day so there's not likely to be anything sitting out that would cause a problem.
>You shake your hooves dry and start walking over to your friends by the rails.
>It's not until you almost reach them that you realize your hooves are still wet.
"Huh?"
>Looking down you see your own warped expression looking back at you.
>A giggle escapes your lips.
>Duh Seashell...
>Unfurling your wings, you hop into the air and hover over the shallow water while shaking your hooves dry again.
>You sail over the rail and touch ground with dry hooves right in front of your friends.
>Lyra holds a hoof out for you which you promptly bump.
>The three of you share a smile.
"What's up, girls? Just dropping by the zoo? I don't think we got any new exhibits in..."
>Or did we?
>Well there is that tiny panda display over by the narwhal-
>Oh wait no, those are just the penguins, right...
>"-out with us tonight?"
>You blink out of your thoughts.
"Huh?"
>Bon Bon giggles, "Head under the waves again eh 'Shell?"
"Sorry, I was thinking of tiny pandas that aren't pandas."
>Lyra and Bon Bon just shake their heads before Bon Bon repeats herself, "I asked if you wanted to go to the bar with us tonight?"
>You put a hoof to your muzzle as you think.

>>28594265
>Already wrote a letter to dad yesterday, that'll get him off your back for about a week.
>You already bought the puzzle glue you needed a couple days ago...
>"You'll come, right? I just got an invite to join the Canterlot Symphony during their performance in Manehattan so I wanna celebrate a little."
>But there was something wasn't-
>Celebrate?
"Oh! Hey, congrats! Yeah, I'll totally hang then. Seven?"
>They blow raspberries, "I'm not going to Manehattan until after tomorrow. We'll be at the bar around eleven."
>Mmm... that's a little late.
>But Lyra looks really excited.
"Alright, I'll be there."
>"Yes! The gang's comin' together!" Lyra chirps, pulling all of you into a magical hug.
>She releases you after just a couple of seconds.
>You can't but feel this nagging feeling in the back of your mind.
>Like you're forgetting something.
>But you went over your plans already.
>Nothing really sticks out aside from the puzzle but you can put that off for another day.
>Anon's had to call out on puzzle night bef-
>Oh!
>Anon...
"G-girls!" you call out to them while they were walking away.
>They trot back over to you.
"Say, it's fine if Anon comes along right?"
>Lyra shrugs, "Yeah, that's fi-"
>"Ohhh no!" Bon Bon butts in.
>Lyra turns to her, probably about to ask about the harsh shutdown but Bon Bon gets ahead of her, "We're supposed to be celebrating. Girls... that usually means things like having fun?" she looks between you and Lyra.
>When neither of you seems to catch on, she frowns and explains herself, "And that guy is like the opposite of fun? He's like negative fun!"
>Not this again...
"He's not so bad..." you respond weakly.
>"Yeah Bonnie, he's not-"
>"To YOU maybe. He's a total bastard to everypony else" Bon Bon says, pointing a hoof at you.
>You flinch under her glare.
>"Bon Bon..." Lyra responds, pulling Bon's hoof back down, "Relax. I'm the one celebrating right? Seashell, he can come if he wants."

>>28594274
>Bon Bon rolls her eyes, "-ust put up with him because you want to fuc- OOPH."
>Lyra laughs loudly while nudging Bon Bon harshly in the side.
"Well tonight's supposed to be puzzle night so I know he's free-"
>"'Puzzle night' Seriously?" Bon Bon blurts out.
>"Bonnie-"
"Yeah! He's really good at putting the pieces in and I'm good at... well I can find the corners faster than he can."
>The two of them exchange looks.
"Wh-what?"
>"Seashell, Come. On!" Bon Bon goads.
"Come on what?"
>Lyra snickers at that, and mumbles a quick "That's what he said."
>Bon Bon ignores her and continues, "Puzzle night? You really expect me to believe that you two are JUST friends who have 'puzzle nights' together and that's the only reason you want to bring him along to everything we do?"
>You tilt your head in confusion.
"Well... yeah, he's actually really cool if you just give him a chance-
>"I gave him a chance, Lyra keeps giving him chances because she thinks that tall monkey is hot-"
>"Guh- B-Bon Bon!" Lyra tries to butt in, but Bonnie stifles her with a hoof to her muzzle, "Everypony in Ponyville gave him a chance when he got here. YOU are the only one he's even remotely nice to, and that's not really saying much. 'Nice' for him is still pretty bastardly..."
>Lyra has given up the struggle and is instead rubbing the back of her head with a hoof while a blush colors her cheeks.

>"-Even still, it's just you. You could at least just be straight with your sisters here, 'I want to include my bastard coltfriend'."
>Lyra managed to get Bon Bon to go cool off, "-Go see the penguins Seashell was talking about."
>While she was away, Lyra told you that Bonnie had been having low sales in her shop this month and she's stressing about it.
>Tonight is as much for Bon Bon as it was for Lyra.
>They're such great friends.
>Maybe that's why Bon Bon's words stuck with you the rest of your shift.
>You stuff your earmuffs and tools into your locker before shutting it tight.
>"Coltfriend."

>>28594276
>She's not the only one who says that about Anon.
>Usually it follows after the words, "Why is HE your-"
>"How's the tidepool exhibit repairs coming along?"
"Hmm?"
>You snap out of your thoughts and raise your head to see your boss floating through with a mug in her hooves.
"Oh, it's mostly done, ma'am. Just a little more touch up work tomorrow and we can bring in all the animals in the afternoon."
>She hums happily, "Good! You're making me glad I kept you after day one more each day, Bombs."
"Thanks!"
>You can feel your face getting warm as she flutters by.
>There was an incident on your first day making the tidepools.
>You set the time on the kaboom paste backwards and launched a wad into the monkey exhibit.
>Everypony called you Bombs or Bombshell after that.
>It's pretty funny looking back on it.
>Heck, it was pretty funny then too.
>Poop was everywhere!
>Anon made you a little diagram that you have tucked into your muffs that remind you the time display is minutes:seconds-
>Anon!
>That's right, you were wondering why your friends never believe that Anon is just your friend.
>It doesn't make sense-
>"Headin' home for the night Seashell?"
"Huh? Oh, Yup! Have a good night Sweeps!"
>You grab the door handle leading outside with your mouth and push.
>The door resists and the handle slips right out of your mouth.
>With another step you walk right into the door, smushing your muzzle against the hard wood.
"Oww..." you whine, rubbing your tender snout with a hoof.
>"Boom! Nice one Seashell" Sweeps remarks with a light giggle.
>She pulls the door open for you, "You work too hard you know kid?"
"You think so?"
>She gives you a toothy grin and pats your back firmly as you walk through the doorway.
"Thanks, Sweeps!" you call back to the older mare.
>She nods and shuts the door that reads 'Employees Only' on your side.
>The pain in your snout still kind of stings.
>You ignore it and resume your thought from before you ran into the door.

>>28594282
>You wave to some friends that pass you on your way home while you think.
>They shoot you friendly smiles and you return them.
>Youve made so many friends since coming to Ponyville, everypony's so nice, it's hard not to make any.
>But the friendships you have with all these ponies is kind of the same.
>It feels like everypony just makes friends because it's easier for everypony to get along than to really know each other
>It's different with Anonymous.
>And not just because he's from Girth or somewhere like that...
>Well, actually it might be now that you think about it, you never asked him about his friends on Girth.
>He doesn't like talking about his home much.
>Maybe Hoomans are all like he is, they don't make it easy to get along.
>Everypony thinks he's a bastard because of it, but you know that he's just different... and maybe a little mean.
>He doesn't keep his thoughts inside, even if it might be better to.
>You're kind of the same way but that's mostly because you forget what you're not supposed to say sometimes.
>Everypony waves off when you do it because they know its an accident, they get upset when Anon does it because it's on purpose.
>But it's not really, that's just how he is.
>They don't listen to him long enough.
>They don't realize how it's a good thing that he is himself.
>That if he says something, he really means it, bad... and also good.

"I can't believe I set the paste in the backwards order..."
>"I can. You got lost on the way to the new restaurant because you confused left with right in my directions."
"That was different! It was a long walk!"
>"I drew you a little map, with landmarks and everything."
>You lowered your head in shame.

>>28590735
Twilight or Moondancer.

I guess Rainbow Dash if her "study everything at the last minute just to pass a test" thing also works for me.

But yeah, Twilight and/or Moondancer.

>>28594288
"I'm so dumb... this is the best job I've ever had and I blew it on the first day, literally..."
>A gentle forced lifted your head back up by your chin, you stared into Anonymous' bright green eyes, "Hey, you are not dumb, okay? You are insanely good at this, you just have trouble focusing and you get nervous easy. First real day on your dream job? Anyone could make a mistake like that."

>And when he smiles, he's not doing it to be polite, but because he's happy.
>Actually happy.
>It's hard to describe what it's like, it's just... a kind of smile that makes you smile too.

"Yeah?" you ask, your spirits already lifting upon hearing his words.
>The edges of his lips slowly raised into small curves.
>A comforting feeling washed over you as you heard him respond, "Yeah, definitely. You should write a letter to your boss, I can help you if you want?"
>You found yourself smiling along with him, even if you thought it was the last thing you wanted to do today.

>And if somepony can bring out true joy from inside you when you feel empty, why wouldn't you want to be friends with them?
>Why wouldn't you try to share that friendship with everypony else?
>It'd be dumb not to!
>You enter your home, shutting the door and those happy memories behind you
>A sigh that was part frustration and part relief escapes you.
>The relief is from the feeling of being home again.
>The frustration is from remembering all the failed attempts in the past you made for Anon and your friends to get along.
>Nine o' clock rolls around.
>You hear three high knocks on your door.
>You open it to reveal Anonymous, dressed very casually and with a small box tucked under his arm.
>"Hey Seashell."
"Hi Anon! Come on in."
>Alright, he's here.
>Now how exactly are you going to get him to agree to go to the bar with you.
>"There's plenty of table space, we could do our puzzles there. It'd be perfect!"
>...Except for all the noise and the spilled ciders and-
>No, that won't work.

>>28594297
>"I think we're going to finish up Lemon Farmers today so I picked up a small puzzle while I was out the other day, just to keep things fresh."
>Maybe a trail of candies...
>"-shell?"
"Huh, what?"
>You snap to attention to find Anon looking at your with a quirked brow.
>"Are you alright? You're kind of fidgety. Did you order the large coffee instead of the small by accident again?"
"No no... I'm fine I uh... just saw some puppies on the way home and I can't stop thinking about them."
>He scrutinizes your face for a moment longer before dropping it.
>Instead he starts looking around the room, "Actually, what happened to that kitten you found near the zoo?"
>You breathe a sigh of relief that he bought your lie.
"I gave that to a friend who was thinking about getting another kitty."
>"Oh. Well that's probably for the best, you've got way too much energy for a cat."
"Yeah, I just like them because they like how I smell. My friend uh... Lyra took the kitten from me."
>Anon hums noncommittally as he sits down on the custom stool you have for him.
"You remember Lyra right?"
>"Sure, she's the musician-"
"Yes!"
>"Who tried hitting on me, terribly I might add, at one of Pinkie's parties you dragged me to recently."
"Oh... really?"
>"Well I guess the pick up might not have been bad but she slurred it so much the only word I could really make out of what she said was 'cock'."
>Welp, you're already too committed to this segue to go back now.
"So speaking of Lyra-"
>"No."
>You perk your ears up.
"Wha- No? But I didn't even finish saying-"
>"Saying that you want me to go do something with your friends right?"
>You shoot him your nicest smile.
>His lips form a firm line, "No thanks."
>He stands up and begins to reach for the puzzle he brought with him.
"Wait, Anon wait!" you bark, and dive at him, wrapping your hooves around his arm.
>He looks down at you, glaring.
>His nostrils flare once, "What?"

>>28594302
"Please come? It's just Lyra and Bon Bon and maybe a few others, we're going to celebrate Lyra getting a spot with the Canterlot Symphony Orchestra."
>He shakes his arm slightly to try to get you to release him, "Good for her, I'm sure she doesn't want me there spoiling her night."
>He stops shaking and you shut your eyes tightly for a second to make the dizziness go away.
"You won't spoil the night Anon."
>"I'm pretty sure I will 'Shell, your friends don't like me."
"They do! Uh, well, Lyra likes you."
>"Lyra wants to fuck me."
"But that means she doesn't not like you right?"
>Anon frowns.
>You release him and drop to the ground.
>He again reaches for his puzzle but retracts his hand and leaves it on the table.
>Anon starts walking for the door.
"Anon... you're my best friend and I think everypony could like you as much as I do if they just gave you a chance. It's like... cheese and bananas, it's different, but actually really good! They just can't get that chance if you're not on the plate."
>Anonymous shudders, "Your analogies are terrible you know?"
>That sounded mean, but he also stopped walking to the door.
>You decide to push him a little more on this.
"it's just a small celebration. That's easy to be at, just make small talk and say some nice things while drinking ciders. Throw in a congrats at the end, I know you can do that."
>Anon shifts his weight from one foot to the other, he crosses his arms over his chest, "Psh, yeah..."
"Wh-what?"
>"Look, I'm not stupid. I know it's 'just that easy' but knowing and doing it are two different things. It gets kind of complicated when..."
"No no it's super easy, just practice with me! Hi, Anon, really nice weather we're having lately right? I love your uh... shirt. The colors in it are good."
>His lips keep their firm line.
"Now you?"
>Anon rolls his eyes, "No, I'm not just going to babble like an idiot for no reason."

>>28594310
"It doesn't have to be babble like mine, that was just an example. You can say whatever you want, just y'know make it positive. Or at least not mean, shoot for neutral at worst Anon!"
>"It's not that, I ju-"
"C'mon Anon, please? Just try it, for me?" you plead with him.
>His face is starting to get red, you can't tell if it's embarrassment or frustration.
>You really hope it's the former, you can encourage him through the former.
>He takes in a deep breath and holds it.
>Your heart is pounding in your chest in anticipation.
>He lowers his head with a sigh, "Seashell, you are... amazing."
>Your breath catches in your throat.
>"Coming to Equestria was... life changing. Being told that there might be a way back is... overwhelming, sometimes. I just learned the feeling of having everything I knew and loved ripped from me, I wasn't exactly ready to experience that again so I... made it a point to stop that from happening."
>This is not small talk, this is not even big talk.
>"I built myself up in a way that people wouldn't want to get close to me, sometimes a few slip through, ponies like Lyra for instance, and also... you."
>He locks eyes with you, the emerald green orbs pierce right into your heart.
>"Your patience has no limit, and you care for others in a way I have never seen before, even among ponies here. It is honestly inspiring how amazing you are. Every day you got closer to me and everyday I kept thinking that you would give up, that I'd finally be too much for you. I expected you to leave, but you didn't."
>You fight to keep your bottom lip from quivering further than it is already.
>"You didn't and just like I was afraid of, my life is so much better with you in it. I don't get the sense that you are interested in me because you want to have sex, you're interested in me because... well, at first, I thought it was because you didn't know better."
>A wimpery chuckle escapes your tightly pursed lips.

>>28594316
>"I think I understand now why, though. It's because that's just how you are. You have this... genuine goodness to you. You make other's lives better just by being in them and I am so grateful to have you in mine. Grateful and... so scared that I'm going to hear the words "We can send you home" one day and I won't know what to do then Seashell."
>Anon's voice cracked as he said your name.
>You can see him trying to keep his bottom lip firm like you are.
>You scrunch your muzzle tight to keep your composure.
"That was... terrible small talk Anon."
>The firm line of his lips begin to loosen up at the edges.
>He blows air through his nose and blinks the tears that were forming in his eyes away.
>He wipes his face with his hands, "I guess it's not as easy as I thought..."
>You smile at him, not even trying to hide your quivering lip anymore.
>He responds with a smile of his own.

>"Ayyy Seashell's here!"
>The table is pounded on by many tipsy hooves.
"Getting started without me eh?"
>A mixture of jeers and cheers start flying your way.
>They quiet down once Anon enters their view from around the corner of the booth.
>He walks up next to you, all eyes fall on him.
>Anon clears his throat, "Uh, Lyra congrats on getting a spot with the Canterlot Symphony."
>Lyra's eyes go so wide you were sure they were going to pop out of her face for a moment, "Th-thanks! Uh, t-take a seat if you want."
>Everypony scooches around to make room, some a little more willingly than others, but Bon Bon moves in the end.
>By the end of it Anon is sandwiched between you and Lyra.
>He looks somewhat uncomfortable, but a nudge from you gets him to loosen up some.

>>28594323
>"I really like your shirt. The uh... colors on it are nice" Lyra says to Anon.
>"Oh, thanks. Your coat looks really shiny today."
>Lyra beams up at Anon, "Oh that's just because I forgot to shower before comin-"
>Her muzzle curls up tightly and she quickly snatches up her mug and relentlessly starts downing it.
>Everypony else at the table is trying to contain their laughter.
>Even Anon is pursing his lips some.
>This is totally going to be a banana and cheese kind of night, you just know it!

Okay, that's it for this.

>>28591103

>tfw no overprotective muscular older sister to protect you from mares

Why live?

Anyone remember a story where lyra meets anon on a train as they are going to the minotaur lands?

>>28594388
No, eat a dick

>>28594330
I like this, it's nice.

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>>28594316
100%

>>28593900
pffaaahaha Oh my god, that's great.

>>28594330
Frosty!

>>28594559
Oops. This was supposed to be me.

>>28594481
>Big Boss circa 1822

>>28594585
>Big Boss circa 1822
The person on the left is a woman, pretending to be a man.
The person on the right is suspicious.

>>28594614
I was going to say that I would love to play MGS set a couple hundred years in the past, but then I realized that that's basically Assassin's Creed.

>>28589662
"Obviously Darling you made the right choice coming to me."
>You are Rarity and are having such a wonderful time!
>Normally you have to rush to try getting out different work orders for the girls and yourself this coming Nightmare night, but!~
>"Heh, thanks Rarity, but I just needed some advice, you don't need to make it after all."
>Anonymous had come to you for help on what to be for Nightmare Night!
>Why he wouldn't want you to make his costume you w-
>Your thoughts skitter a step as a new thought comes to mind.
>Could it be?
"Anonymous, Darling you weren't hoping to make your own costume, where you?"
>"Yeah actually, I figured I'd ask you what would be scary or not. Didn't want to dress up and accidentally insult someone."
"Oh heavens, what could you dress up as that would be inappropriate?"
>Anon merely smirks at you before he draws closer towards you.
>The way he smiles sets you on edge as you take a step back.
"Anonymous, why are you smiling like that?"
>"No reason~"
>Ooooh you know that tone!
>It's the tone of coltish whimsy you're father would use before emberassing you!
>Just as you get ready to tell Anon off on trying his whimsy you feel a hug from behind.
>Those big long arms wrapped around your neck as you feel his breath on your ear.
>"Something that /springs/ to mind would be a scantily dressed incubus, with long, looong stockings that reach up to his thighs, which lead to a strap of a loincloth that is just tight enough to show the bulge, but small enough you can /just/ see a hint of flesh."
>O-oh mamá...
>Your face is bright red and you can tell by the way Anon chuckles behind you.
>You can't even move those images in your head so tantalizing, would it be imported drider silk to make him silent as he stalked his victums, or a far more common cloth to show the sinful nature of his being?
>"Well I can see you're busy, so I'll show myself out"
>A small kiss on the horn is enough to make you flail in surprise, "Ta-ta for now~"
>Damn you Anon

>>28595075
>Getting her clit licked during a diplomatic meeting
Fuck mares.

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>>28594950
Whoa, easy there Comfo.
Whew.

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>>28594950
>where you?"
>you're father

>>28581752
There was one in this vein awhile back. Anon and his dog end up in Equestrian. Dog gets intelligence on par with a human/pony, but keeps it to herself so she can do things (mostly keep Anon out of trouble) without arousing suspension. Then it fell of the face of the earth and was never updated again.

>>28594950
>Loincloth is adjusted so that, at pony-height, just barely the edge of Anon's testicles are visible

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Hey, I got new bugbutt

>>28595675
>There were very few times when a Changeling hive becomes silent
>Changelings, though a race known for its stealth and ability to blend into any crowd, were very noisy creatures when in the safety of their home
>Usually not a second went by when one couldn't hear the buzzing of wings or chirping or the dull thud of hooves hitting stone
>But, at that moment, all was silent
>The Changelings of the Southernmost Hive, from hatchlings to adults, were completely silent and still
>Even the ones that were deep in the hive, far away from the hive's entrance, found themselves stopping what they were doing to nervously look around
>Something was wrong in the air
>It was as if a void had been created
>The various emotions--joy, love, irritation and the like--in the air seemed to shift as if caught up in a wind
>The very air itself was cold, and the darkness that clung to the edges of the rooms and halls seemed to grow and become darker
>This could only mean one thing
>Mom was mad
>Very, very, VERY mad
>"... Twenty-four-nineteen? I would have words with you."
>Twenty-four-nineteen, one of the many personal guards to both the king and queen, found himself shivering as the Queen of the Changelings turned her attention to him
>He could feel cold fury radiating off his queen in waves
>It was a spicy yet sour taste; not at all appetizing
>It was never an emotion that a ling wanted to taste; doubly so when that fury came from the queen herself
>In fact, it was so potent that many of the lings that were unfortunate to be at the entrance of the hive found themselves wanting to vanish from the cavern
>And Chrysalis herself wasn't helping matters
>This fury, this rage, was beginning to twist the queen's form
>Her fangs seemed longer, her face and body seemed to become more angular
>Her gaze was sharp and predatory, and her eyes seemed to glow in the dim light
>Gone was the motherly ling that they all had been growing accustomed to

>>28595729
>The one that stood before them was the Great and Powerful Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings and Destroyer of Nations
>A growl escaped her throat, and despite himself Twenty found himself flinching
"I-I am yours, my lady," he said with a shaky salute
>Chrysalis took a step toward the ling, and it took a considerable amount of willpower for him not to take a step back
>Twenty, despite the lizard part of his brain SCREAM to run away, stood firm as the queen descended upon him in the same manner a lioness would her prey
>"Why is there an alicorn stuffed in a bag sitting in my hive?" she asked in an icy tone, leaning forward until her muzzle was pressed up against his. "WHY. IS. THERE. A. ALICORN. IN. MY. HIVE?"
>Twenty gulped
"U-Um, well, you see, your m-majesty--"
>"Hon," King Anonymous said. "Why don't you step away from the poor boy so that he can ac--"
>Without looking away from the ling soldier, Chrysalis extended a wing and brought it to her husband's lips, effectively silencing him
>"You WILL tell me what happened, Twenty-four-nineteen," she commanded. "You will tell me EVERYTHING."
>A muffled grumble could be heard in the burlap bag
>The bag's occupant began to shift around, kicking her legs
>King Anonymous, keeping a careful eye on his wife, quickly nudged the bag with his foot
"W-We were in the northern part of Labyrinthia, tasting some of the famous blue cheeses that the minotaurs p-produce there," Twenty said, almost managing to keep the quiver out of his voice
>"The cheese was wonderful love," Anonymous said, pushing his wife's wing away. "It was a more... layered kind of cheese. I wouldn't recommend it with crackers but a nice wine woul--thmp!"
>Twenty-four-nineteen jumped again as his queen's wing once again covered King Anonymous's mouth
>"Twenty..."
"We w-were about to disembark to the eastern part of the 'taur lands when Princess Twilight Sparkle came into town--"

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>>28595762
>"TWILIGHT SPARK--" the queen began, only to take a deep breath and close her eyes
>Twenty, dryly swallowing, utterly failed to keep his legs from shaking
>Chrysalis was silent for a few moments--you could almost hear her counting down in her head--before she opened her eyes
>"Proceed," she growled
"We attempted to l-leave the town quietly, but Princess Tw--"
>"Do NOT speak her name!"
"--T-The Equestrian, for reasons t-t-that we cannot d-discern, knew what we w-were. Because o-of that we were f-forced to take e-extreme measures."
>Chrysalis's eyes narrowed
>"Extreme measures?" she questioned
>Twenty nodded his head rigorously
"We k-knocked her out a-and stuffed her in t-that bag, my liege."
>The guard's answer didn't seem to satisfy the queen in the slightest
>Her face twisted further in rage, and she bared her fangs at the little ling, causing him to take a nervous step backward
>"Why in the name of the Thousand-faced God did you bring her here then? Do you know how much danger you put us in?"
>Eyes wide in panic, Twenty began to back away
>Chrysalis, her green eyes blazing, matched him step-for-step
>"And what about my beloved? Because of your actions he could have been captured or WORSE if this alicorn's guard happened to find you or if you didn't manage to incapacitate her!"
"Y-Your g-grace--"
>"It is not your job to seek glory my little ling. Your one duty, your sole purpose, is to protect my husband and I. The MOMENT that you saw the Equestrian you should have LEFT! RETREATED! RAN!"
"B-But--"
>"I CARE NOT FOR YOUR EXCUSES, TWENTY! BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS WE COULD HAVE A WAR ON OUR HOOVES! WORSE YET, ANONYMOUS COULD HAVE--"
>Chrysalis, shaking in anger, jerked as she felt a hand on her wither
>Her head snapped to the side, a snarl on her face, to see her husband looking at her calmly

>>28595782
>"Chrysalis," he said. "Remember yourself. You're scaring the children."
>Blinking, the queen found herself looking around the room
>She could see nearly every single one of her lings huddled at the end of the chamber
>They were shaking, cowering, staring at her with their big, fearful eyes
>She could taste the fear coming from her
>It was thick in the air, it's foul taste making her nose scrunch up
>"I understand that you're upset, but I think that you need to tone it down at bit," her husband murmured, giving her wither a squeeze
>It was then, when she saw what her rage had done, that she also noticed the anger pouring off of her
>No doubt the entire hive could taste it
>Many of her lings were probably just as fearful as the ones in front of her
>The anger left her like a puff of air
>She turned back to her husband, who gave her a gentle smile
>"Twenty? Why don't you and the boys go and rest up? I'd be happy to tell the queen what happened."
"YES SIR!" Twenty squeaked, before he cleared his throat. "Um, yes S-SIR!"
>With a quick bow Twenty, along with the other two lings that had accompanied the king on his journey, fled the room
>Chrysalis watched them quietly, her face an emotionless mask
>Anonymous, just as quiet as her, took a step forward and placed one of his hands on the small of her back
>She sighed, withers slumping, as she felt his fingers scratching her chitin
>"Do you feel better?" the king asked
>"They should have done their jobs properly," she replied quietly, stubbornly. "Your safety was their top priority."
>"They were trying to get us out of there without the little princess noticing."
>"They are the elite of the elite. They shouldn't have need to TRY."
>"You weren't there."
>"Nevertheless, I--"
>Grimacing, Chrysalis turned away, prompting her king to kneel down
>"Everything's fine, hon," he said, wrapping his arms around her in a hug
>Chrysalis made a half-hearted effort to pull away from his grasp, making him hold her all the tighter

>>28595828
>"Other than the princess over there, who no doubt has one hell of a bump on her head, no one got hurt."
>"But what of the alicorn's guard--"
>"The princess took off after us before she could say anything to her guards," Anonymous said, cutting her off. "I'd wager that they still think she's in the city trying to solve some friendship lesson or some such nonsense."
>The king pressed his forehead against hers, smiling all the while
>"Twenty and the other boys did a thorough inspection of her royal highness. There's nothing that will let the Equestrians track her, and we both know that she won't be able to use her magic to call for help. We're safe, love. We're safe."
>Chrysalis was silent as her husband nuzzled her cheek
>Her mind raced, calculating and weighing and judging
>She had Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Savior of Equestria half a dozen times over, tied up in a burlap sack
>While she could appreciate the humor in that--gods know that she was going to laugh herself sick later-- she also knew that a very delicate, dangerous, and possibly profitable situation had fallen into her lap
>If her husband was right and the Equestrians had no idea where their newest princess was, who knows what she and her lings could gain from this
>She could tear through the alicorn's mind and learn every secret that she knew
>She could random her off for land, wealth, or whatever else she desired
>If she were so inclined, she could even replace herself with this purple annoyance and infiltrate her enemies from the inside
>And she had learned from her mistakes
>Her conquest would be savage and shift
>There would be no time for some other annoying pest to come in and ruin her plans
>She no longer needed to capture a stallion full of love so that she stood a chance against the other alicorns
>Her husband was the only one she needed, and with him she had all the love and power that she needed

>>28595878
>Her power at the moment eclipsed what she had had during that BLASTED wedding
>There was no doubt in her mind that, if it came to a fight, she'd be able to take on both the Princess of the Sun and Moon
>And then there were her little lings
>Just like her, they had grown strong on her husband's love
>They were no longer starving, weak creatures that overwhelmed their enemies by sheer numbers
>Each one of her soldiers were now as strong as an elite guard from Canterlot, if not stronger
>And there were thousands of them; tens of thousands
>If she wished it, she'd sweep all of her opponents from the table all at once with little to no effort
>She'd be able to get her lings out of this accursed desert, build a nice hive in Manehattan or Las Pegasus or near Cloudsdale
>There, her hive could grow and expand until it reached the sky
>Then the Southernmost Hive would go from being the most powerful Changeling hive to being a powerful kingdom that needed to be reckoned with...
>The dread, fear, and worry that had been twisting Chrysalis's gut began to slip away, replaced by cautious excitement
>Giving her husband a nuzzle in return, she stepped away from him and made her away over to "Princess" Twilight Sparkle
>The pony was shifting uncomfortably in the bag, trying to roll onto her stomach to do gods know what
>A pair of lings guards were keeping careful eye on the bagged alicorn, their spears at the ready
>They stiffened as she came near, standing up straight and saluting
>"At ease, by little lings," Chrysalis said quietly, carefully eyeing the bag. "Now step away. Your queen desires to have a little... chat with the princess."
>The queen's horn glowed as her lings quickly stepped away
>Her green magic surrounded the bag in its eerie light
>The bag was hoisted into the air, and with a flick of her horn Chrysalis send it floating it toward her

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>>28595903
>Twilight Sparkle began thrashing wildly in the bag, trying to shout through the gag that her husband's guard had placed in her mouth
>Chrysalis's soared when she tasted the fear pouring off her
>She SHOULD be afraid, she should be fearful
>She had entered the domain of Equestria's greatest foe, and she would only leave once the queen had allowed it
>IF the queen allowed it
>Chrysalis's horn glowed a bit brighter
>The bag containing the princess began to disintegrate
>A muffled squeal could be heard from inside the bag
>Twilight Sparkle began kicking as hard as she could
>But she was in the queen's grasp now
>There would be no escape
>None
>In a matter of moments, the bag was gone, leaving the sweaty, haggard, and disorientated alicorn out in the open for all to see
>As Chrysalid expected, the alicorn had been bound up tight and gagged
>Though her lings hadn't tied the ropes securing her tight enough to cause any serious injury, she could see the beginnings of rope burn on the secured bits of her body
>Amusement and more than a bit of satisfaction filled her as she looked upon the young princess
>Here was the one that had destroyed her hopes for bring all of Equestria under her hood, bound and gagged and at her complete mercy
>It was delicious; easily one of the greatest gifts that her husband had ever given her
>Twilight's purple eyes darted around the room, widening at the sight of the Changelings, before they rested on the queen
>The princess stiffened, her bound wings straining against the ropes holding them to her sides
>The fear, confusion, and shock around her became more and more concentrated as she tried to wiggle from the queen's magic
>Twilight Sparkle closed her eyes, no doubt trying to use her magic, but that would only end in failure
>In this hive, the only magic that could be used was ling magic
>Twilight Sparkle was as helpless as a newborn lamb

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>>28595959
>A giggle escaped the Chrysalis's lips, which turned into a chuckle, which turned into a guffaw
>Soon, her laughter was bouncing off the walls, menacing and cruel and EVIL
>"Oh, Twilight Sparkle. It is ever so good to see you...~"


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>The cell was dark and cramped
>There were no windows of any kind, and the only thing from keeping the room from sinking into total darkness was a small torch outside the iron bars
>There was an unpleasant, undefiable smell in the air
>It was also completely silent; so silent, in fact, that if one listened carefully they'd be able to hear the beating of their own heart
>Twilight found herself shivering as she looked at the green flame of the torch that sat next to her cell
>The light felt unnatural, wrong, as did the shadows that danced in it
>If she wasn't so terrified of what hide in the darkness, she could have hide from that light
"Sweet Celestia, what did I get myself into..."
>Her cell was cold, but the air was somehow humid
>While it was oddly clean for a cell, she still couldn't help but feel some unseen filth clinging to her fur
>She hugged herself with her wings, curling into a ball on that cold, hard stone floor
>They hadn't given her a bed; hadn't given her anything really
>The only other thing in the room besides her was a small bucket
>What it was for she couldn't discern, nor did she particularly want to
>She licked her dry, cracked lips, desperately wishing for something to eat and drink while, for the thousandth time
"It'll be FINE, Twilight," the mare grumbled her to herself in a mocking variation of Cadence's voice. "Nothing will happen to you. You'll made friends with Chrysalis, forge a lasting peace with the Changelings, and be home within the week. It'll be your greatest work in friendship! What a load of horse apples..."
>This was just Twilight venting of course

>>28596032
>She was thrilled to be here, and doubly thrilled to play such an important role in bringing ponies and Changelings together
>But the journey to the hive had been a difficult, uncomfortable one, especially in that bag
>That hot, itchy, slightly too small bag that didn't cushion at her all whenever the chariot had jumped or swayed
>She was sore, her head hurt, she was hungry, for some reason her magic wouldn't work, and she would have bucked her father in the balls for a glass of water
>She had every right to be just a little grumpy
>"Now, now, don't be so gloomy already, Princess."
>Twilight jumped, only managing to keep herself from yelped by the barest of margins
>She looked up to see King Anonymous, Lord of the Changelings, standing on the opposite side of the bars
>There was a small smile on the human's face as he looked at her
>In one hand he held a plate of food
>In the other he had a pitcher of water and a blanket
"King Anonymous?" she said, ears perking up
>"Please, Twilight, just Anon," the king said, waving a hand as best as he could. "Now come on over here. I'm sure you could use something to eat and drink
>Without a second thought Twilight climbed to her hooves and made her way over to the king, eagerness as clear as day on her face
>It took some careful maneuvering, but the food, water, and blanket was slid through the bars
>"There we go. I know it isn't much but I'll be sure to get you a little something later."
>Twilight smiled as she wrapped the blanket around her frame
"Thank you very much," Twilight said said, immediately grabbing and gulping down the water.
>"I should be thanking you," the king replied. "It's been months since I've seen my wife this happy."
>A shiver ran down Twilight's spin
"Yes... HAPPY..."
>Finishing the water, she sat it down beside her and looked up at the King of the Changelings expectantly
"So, when do we start?"

>>28596086
>King Anonymous's smile could have been written in the book of revelations
>"We'll get to work first thing in the morning, my dear."

>>28596096
Alright, I'm done

>>28594330
that was cute

>>28596106
How'd you like the finale, LaP?

>>28596032
>>If she wasn't so terrified of what hide in the darkness, she could have hide from that light
that sounded very broken english

>>28596471
She's that scared.

>>28592815
>She's mad for Anon
Now this I would read.
>Eris gradually becomes unable to think of anything but Anon.