Princess Applejack

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>>28516835
Why does this pony hold a decapitated head?

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>28472625
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Applepe!

>>28516888
DAMN. Got me... I just- literally JUST- walked through the door and got upstairs, son of a bitch...

Well done.

>>28516915
That's what you get for leaving the house!

>>28516866
The gritty Tyrant Applejack reboot got off to a rocky start.

>>28516928
I should not have found that is funny as I did, but for some reason I can't stop laughing.

>>28516944
It's the look of honest surprise on her face

>>28516927
I know, right?

>>28516944
You ain't alone, I snorted like a bitch. Will this be part of some M-Rated AU of /pa/??

>>28516978
>Spoiler

If it is, I have doubts that it is going to last 160 threads

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"And I have your little sister locked away in an airtight vault several hundred feet beneath the earth's crust! If you ever want to see her again, you're going to have to go on a perilous journey, across the ocean, through the sky and up the highest peak! Hurry now, before it's too late!"

>Iffin' ya' wanna fool me, don't base it off the idea yer' fat ass could make it up the side of a mountain.

"Ice cold."

>Now, as ta' mah' question, what's the penalty for mind control, legal wise?

"Oh for the love of my mother in the morning-"

>Ah'm not thinkin' of who yer' thinkin' of, Ah'm just curious. Certain events that Ah'd rather not go into made me wonder about it.

"Well, if you must know, if it is an accident it's reviewed and possibly forgiven, in the case it's deliberate and of ill intent it's between one month and six years in prison depending on the severity and what they made the controlled do, probation from using any magic of any kind, a restraining order against the inflicted, several months probation where your horn is checked for any sign that you've used the spell again, and if it does happen again, drastic measure may be considered on a case to case basis."

>Huh, that's actually pretty well rounded! Good job, Celly! Ya' really outshined yer'self!

"But really, you should already know this, I made you read the Equestrian Magical Law book."

>Huh?

"Section three one six, paragraph fourteen, says everything I just said."

>No it don't, that one talks about using magic to clean out plumbing without a permit.

"Oh."

>Well?

"Well, it should read that, unless, er, unless at some point I forgot to file it, in which case I've been going three hundred years without any sort of law against mind control-"

>And it's all yer' fault.

"I WAS SO CLOOOOOOOOSEEE!"

BACKFLIP!

>Ya' can't backflip away from the law, Celly!

"I'M GONNA TRY!"

>And she keeps going, and going, and, huh, when's she gonna stop? Uh oh.

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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack, Rarity, and Luna can be a little...horny.
>I need to put my knockers to work.
>Twilight is trying to be more loose.
>Rainbow Dash is having trouble inserting it in.
>Mr and Mrs Shy are soft to the core.
>Filthy Rich can be a dilf.
>Scootaloo goes into action while she's on Sweetie Belle.
>Cheerleader fanservice!

>>28516991
Come to think of it, didn't that one AU that guy started and then just kind of not finished fit the criteria?

Huh, guess you're right.

>>28517058
Oh myyyyy~

Not at anyone in particular, it works for all of them strangely.

>>28517058
>Pinkie decides she's gonna fight sexy with sexy!

>>28517076
I knooooow right? I was like 'damn, it's about to get all loody up in here.'

So are we still keeping AJ out of the Chrysalis thing, putting her in the mayor race more directly, having her just learn magic, what's the current path we want for her, cause I'm not sure where she's going, or if she's just chilling while Chrysalis gets her mini-arc(or is it a full arc?) and the mayor race is just kinda somethings she's not even aware she's in.

>>28517154
To be honest, I don't even know. Wish someone would let me know, however, so I can just jump in like I usually do.

Still taking pointers for building a base for Applelestia

Because I am dumb and cannot write good

>>28517154
Keep her out of the Chrysalis thing for sure; but I would not mind seeing her get into the race more.

Lot of untapped comedy potential in that that we haven't really been working with.

>>28517207
I'm afraid I wouldn't know how to help you their either, Maybe just go read up on some of the best pair stories to get a feel for it and try to come up with a mostly comedy based start, don't try to go for hard emotions right away, it won't really work due to the lack of set up, but maybe with a strong comedy base before it, it will make an emotional impact whenever you decide to actually make a serious story.

>>28517183
What is stopping you from doing something now? At least on the side of the mayor race or the magic thing, obviously if she is going to be included in the mini arc, he will probably have already planned that out so we need not worry about that, but the other two have both the set up, and the fact she's currently doing It in the middle of the town. You could do either one right now, you don't need to go ahead.

>>28517232
You so right.

>Zephyr
“Discord”
~~~~

>Oh oh oh! You know what we should do!?

“Oh dear, he’s on a roll! Speak little pony, and tell me what chaos we’re going to bring!”

>You should summong, like, ten thousand bits!

“Counterfeiting? How pedestrian, this had better have a strong follow up.

>Then we should go down to Las Pegasus, buy as many chips as we can and gamble on everything!

“…Go oooonnn.”

>But the games are rigged, so we’re going to lose!

“The house does always win after all.”

>Then, when the chips are in circulation after getting passed around to other ponies… poof!

“…Poof?”

>Poof!

“…ahahah… ahahahah! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

>Wellllll

“…It’s times like these, I wish I had given the powers to you instead of your sister. Lets go cause some chaos.”

SNAP!

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>>28517261
....hah.

Hahah... ahahahahahs...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSH

HAAAAAH!

...you've brought this unto yourself, /pa/. There is no going back now.

>>28517370
You lost me

>DT
“Silver Spoon”
~~~

>So, wait! Am I as big as you? Are you secretly as flat as me!? How has this been working this whole time? Am I not really flat back there? Are you not really bigger back there? What!?

“We’re probably both pretty flat, but you know what? That’s not so bad. Because we’re kids. Kiiiiidddsss. We should not be worrying about our booty size.”

>What’s going on here!?

“Kids.”

>I need to get to the bottom of this.

“Heh, bottom. See? See how I laughed at that? I can do that because we’re kids. We find bottom funny. Kids.”

>And the only way to do that… is to build a device, and strap it to sexy!

“This suddenly got real uncomfortable-“

>Silver Spoon! To the laboratory!

“You mean that shack in your backyard your dad made you go to so you’d stop blowing up the house!”

>No no, the shack on the other corner of the house.

“…”

>That first one blew up-

“I figured.”

>Let’s go!

“Well, I wanted to spend more time with her…”

>>28517589
Soooooo... 56... they... I just- wait a minute... so they both have flatflanks... but 56 didn't make fun of SilverSpoon at all... just DT... What. Does. This. Mean?

>>28517589
Friends again!

>>28517636
He saw her potential, or they're actually pretty stacked for their age and SS is trying to prevent ego-growth:

>Actarius
“JJ”
~~~

>Things took a strange turn.

“Yeah, I can hear the slurping and screaming.”

>You can hear them being sucked in with every movement!

“Well from the way it’s calling, someone’s enjoying it! Not so much the ones beneath them I guess?”

>Ooof, yeah, that thing is not being kind to anyone under them.

“No consideration at all!”

>On the positive side, I hear something wet, so they’re not going in dry?

“That’s hardly a kindness with how rough this is getting.”

>Hey, tiny mercies. They’ll just have to hold on until this stupid house stops messing with us!

“It’s eating you, house! Why do you hate yourself? Do you have image issues?”

>There’s no reason to make yourself thin, you’re a fine house as you are!

“Yeah! Like me, I’m dark, thin, ugly and my cheeks do a weird thing, but Acty likes me as I am!”

>Yeah! And we can love you too just the way you are!

“Listen to him! When Acty is inside you, you just feel beautiful.”

>Awww. And if he’s singing your praises, you know you’re doing a good job.

“So, magic house, what do you say?”

>…

“…”

>So why are we talking to the plant in the corner anyway? Is that it’s ear or something?

“I just let you do what you want, you seem to know what you’re doing.”

~SCREEEEE!~

>…I don’t think-

“Don’t think that was a yes, yeah.”

>>28517686
>He saw her potential
...56 is... The Booty-Seer....

>>28517716
Well that's disgusting.

>Zephyr
„Discord“
~~~

>That escalated quickly. Fun to observe the mayhem from the sidelines, though.

„I'll say. I knew first-hand how unruly an angry mob of ponies can get, but I didn't expect there to be so much fire in such a short amount of time.“

>Did you see that one stallion set up a Torches & Pitchforks stand all of the sudden? Crafty!

„True, but who would've thought those casino owners purchased a whole army of Peacetrotters equipped with riot guns and beanbag rounds.“

>Not me!

„Speaking of lacking epiphanies, you do realize that your idea to make winnings just poof out of ponies' pockets incited all that, right?“

>>our point being?

„Oh, nothing, nothing at all! I just find you wonderfully ingenuous. Your sister should take a page from your book.”

>Aww, you're just saying that.

“No, no! You are quite an accomplished accomplice to just my brand of fun. Now, from the glint in your eyes and the tug on the corners of your lip, I can tell you already have a scheme brewing in your head. Be a good sport and let Uncle Discord in on it?”

>Mmmmmmmh, weeeeeell... do you know those self-help books Princess Celestia published a few years back, and how everypony and that crazy, screaming Minotaur jumped onto the bandwagon due to their success?

“I did not know this, as I've been unavailable until recently. But the thought of Celly publishing a book already tickles my funny bone! Go on.”

>What do you think would all those princess-loving, mindless pony drones do if a whole new Self-Help book seemingly authored by all of the princesses would appear all over Equestrian stores?

“They'd run to get a copy as swiftly as they can?”

>And what if the advice within is only seemingly helpful, but instead makes ponies everywhere do utterly silly things? What do you think that'd cause?”

“...Chaos.”

>Chaos!

“Ahem... It seems to be time for us to polish our penmanship.”

>Indeed. After you?

“Ohoho, with pleasure!”

SNAP!

>>28517886
so, when is the point where he accidentally fucks with shy and this broship dies?

>>28517886
I already love this pair.

>>28517973
I know what you meant, but for a moment there I thought nastiness and then the idea of a parting spitroast filled my head with them glaring at one another. I need a growth, only then can a shrink see me.

>>28517973
Never.

>>28518047
Parting Spitroast.
With Discord in the middle.

>Fuzzy
“Buzz”
{Various}
~~~~

>Annnddd, COMING AT YOU LIVE, IT’S FUZZY AND THE BUZZ!

~Fuzzy and the Buzz in the Morning, 97.1!~
~Release the Kraken!~

“With repairs being finished over in the Empire and the Royals still on recovery, we decided to take this moment to reach out to you, the viewers, and get your opinions on what went down.”

>Don’t worry, no matter how far he reaches, he can’t touch you. Stop panicking.

“OHHHHHHH!”

~I’m not touching youuuuu. ButIwantto.~

>First caller, let’s hear it!

{Ain’t it obvious? Burn them at the stake!}

“For the record, you do know that they’re not witches, right?”

{Course not, they’r bi-}
~WOOF!~
{-es, and they deserve to die!}

>Challenging statement, but not unjustified! Next caller, do you feel this attack by Queen Chitania was a retaliation against what happened to her in Canterlot?

{Who the f-}
~QUACK~
{-k cares!? Line ‘em up and don’t stop pulling the trigger until they stop first! There is no overkill, just dead or keep shooting!}

“Ooof! Rough choice! I haven’t heard anyone be that harsh since Fuzzy tried to dance with somebody!”

>OHHHHHH!

~I wanna feel the heat with somebody! Specifically you, on fire.~

“Just time for one last caller, do you think there’s any chance they can be brought in alive, and things can be made right?”

{THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE!}

>Uh, wow.

“Yeah, was not expecting that!”

>First time I remember hearing that and not ending up the guard showing up!

“OHHHHH!”

~So then, you don’t want the flowers?~

>Caller, why do you have this opinion? Hello? Caller?

“Huh, they hung up. Looks like you’re left hanging again. Just another day in the life of Fuzzy!”

>OHHHHH!

~Fool! I already have six tubs of Icecream waiting for me! I’m prepared!~

“With that note, I think we’ve got the perfect new single for you guys! So kick back and listen to “How to Save a Life” by the Hay!”

~Prophetic!~

>HIT IT!

>>28518117
...heh... those callers mirror our varying thread opinions, don't they?

Meta, but funny.

Yes, Hope Anon. Everybody can be saved. Never stop believing, buddy.

>>28518117
I will never stop loving these guys.

>>28518047

>>>/trash/5479572

>AJ
"Spike"
'Rarity'
~Luna~
~~~

>...Ya'll wonder what's happenin' up in Canterlot?

"Nothing."

>And how exactly would ya'll know that?

"I have an explosion detector up there. One bomb, or riot, or anything going boom, and I'll know right away what's happening. Yep. Anything big happening up there? Spike the dragon is on it."

'Darling that's a wonderful idea!'

~Huzzah! Now we shall not miss an event again!~

>Well hooeey, it sure is! Now iffin' somethin' gets a smashin', we'll know!

"Yep. Spike T Dragon is a brilliant little lizard."

>We ain't missin' anything important again!

'Ahhh, I feel at ease.'

>Yeah, soothes that ringin' in mah' head that Ah' get whenever somethin' goes wrong. Probably just Celly eatin' too much cake again.

~Indeed, this puts the haunted calling we hear in much better light, it must simply be something silly.~

'And I don't have to worry about my hooftwitch, that might just be the cancer from my polish. Alicorn magic beats cancer, right?'

~Probably?~

'Good enough for me!'

"Yep. And you have me to thank."

>We sure do... ya'll wanna reward him?

'Do I!?'

~May we join?~

>Of course!

~Wonderful!~

"...This is going to end up with-"

~~~~

"Yeeeep, milkshakes."

>What, did'ja want some cake instead?

"Actually... could really go for some apple diamond pie."

>Oh, no problem, the bakery has some of that. Just gotta shove in some gems int here.

"..."

>What?

>>28518311
>The mental image of AJ dead-pan looking at the three as she slowly and seductively hoofs three diamonds into an apple pie repeatedly, very faint notion of her biting down on her lip

>>28518117
>So kick back and listen to “How to Save a Life” by the Hay
I love them even more, excellent taste there.

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>>28516928

>>28518434
>Hooves are the same color

This raises so many questions.

>>28518434
Hey! That wall decoration belongs in a museum!

>>28518434
>When magic lessons go wrong.
>"Ah' knew Ah was playing God!"

>>28518434
>Y'all want it!? Kingdom is all yours, have fun with it!

>AJ
“Spike”
‘Rarity’
~Luna~
~~~

‘What’s she trying to learn now?’

‘Do not quote me on this, but I think she’s trying to learn laserbeams.”

~Laserbeams? Pffft! Such pedestrian naming conventions! Does thee not know that every spell has it’s own name? That levitation is not called a ‘lifting spell’ for a fine reason? Thou speak with a forgetful tongue with a forgetful mind! Thou live in a world of magic, where all things are possible, and all things can be made real if only thou has the drive to reach it! To manipulate time and space, to change the world to our whims, such things deserve more in the dance of the words than mere simplicity sake. When thou speaks of the magic cast from our horn with deadly intent, the gravity is so much stronger than thou can ever imagine. The weight of the ethics of our choice, the intent that brought us to such a state, all things must carry with them a heavy load, and with that heavy load comes with it fears… and acceptance. Laserbeams, bah. Tis a word for a child’s comic, at best. Not that which can bring about such pain.~

>…Ah’ like Laserbeams.

‘It sounds so thrilling!’

“Cool too!”

>Ah’mma just call ‘em laser beams.

“You can do what you want, though, we’re not going to stop you.”

‘The magic of tolerance!’

~…Ugghhghgh.~

>>28518311
What's sadder, that this happened to him, or that this pretty much describes Shinys sex life too?

>>28518514
I could see her doing that.

>>28518655
Ripping her own head off?
The spirit is willing but is the body capable.

>>28518686
She will find a way

>>28517076
Pp anon is subtly trying to call AfterDark anon to finish.

Let's hope it works.

>Flash
“Fizzle”
‘PM’
~~~~

>…

“…”

‘…Eyyyup…’

>…Eyyyyup.

“…Mmmhmmm…”

‘…Huuhh…’

>Yeeeahhhh…

“…Ahhhahhhh…”

‘….Uh…”

>…Mh…

“…WHO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!?”

‘None o’ yer’ business!’

>I chose such wonderful company.

“WHOOOO ARE YOU, I REALLY WANNA KNOW!”

>>28518920
How long were you waiting to make that joke? Be honest.

>>28518928
...I'm sorry...

>>28518434
AJ has become a Dullahan!

>>28518995
You keep your anime out of our other worldly, fantasy world with giant fights giant battle with an epic romance.

There is no place for it here.

>Maud
“Pinkie’
‘???’
~???~
~~~~

“I have several questions!”

‘Oh, um.. I didn’t know you had a roommate in here. Howdy… is howdy too forwards? Should I just go with Hi? I’m just going to go with, or I mean I should have just gone with, er… salutations!’

“…”

‘I’m going to curl up under the bed now.’

>Okay.

“Is she okay?”

>What do you mean? She is acting completely normal.

‘Wait till they look away… then run for the door.’

“Uh huh… And the basket?”

>She must have heard I was injured and wanted to give me a get well soon basket.

“That’s so nice of her!”

>She is very nice, she is my friend.

“MAUDY! You didn’t tell me you had a new friend!”

>She does not liked to be talked about.

“Huh, why not?”

‘I’m thirsty but they won’t leave.’

“Ahhhh. Not very sociable?”

>We get alone well.

‘Just have to wait for the distraction…’

“Distraction?”

>I have made other friends.

“Oh, really!? Who?”

SMASH!

~RAINBOLTS GET WELL SOON BRIGADE, IN ACTION!~

~RAINBOLTS, TOKUSENTAI!~

RAINBOOOOOMMM!

>Them.

“You have excellent taste in friends.”

‘Was that my chance?...Shoot. Guess I’ll just have to survive on dust for now… this is my home.’

>…I know.

>>28519054
Dullahan's are from IRISH folklore you crab apple, just cause the Japanese used it a few times doesn't make it an Animu thing.

>>28519112
>>We get alone well.

I can't tell if that's unintentional or brilliant.

>>28519143
T'was a well intentioned, self-mocking joke, assure you.

>>28519158
It's okay, I know what you were going for, anon.

>>28519151
Brilliance happens by accident more often than not.

>>28519112
Ronnie-Ling returns! And with her, the Rainbolts!

Good day.

>>28519190
This is true.

>>28519334
>tfw the rainbolts won't be there during the giant battle with their own giant robert.

>>28519449
Twilight won't give them more after they broke the last ones.

>>28518361
She can't even get hot and bothered for the dragon she's supposedly dating!

>>28519541
>TFW challenge accepted didn't work out...

>>28519449
>>28519469
What if they jury rig all the working parts of the broken robots into something usable. Like a hodgepodge megazord, and Twilight can be all "HOW DID YOU EVEN GET...THIS TO WORK!?"

>>28519846
>We call it, the Chimegazord!

"I call it a nightmare."

>Evil's worst nightmare?

"...sigh."

>>28518839
Ugh, I just realized that not only have I never written the CE gang before, but that they have had a lot of interaction and characterization. When you think about it, we have a "canon" that's longer than several times the length of War and Peace to draw from. I'm trying to keep everyone in character as possible (or as much as possible given the premise), and as I result I currently have three different old threads open as well as the 18 story arc open and am reading all the stories with either Shining, 18, or Cadance in them to try and get a better sense of their interactions. I just spent two hours trying to figure out how Shining would react to 18 propositioning him (which hasn't actually happened for a while, on account of them not even being in the same room since before Chitania attacked until just now). Also, quick question, but how do the three of them refer to each other? (e.g. Shining vs. Shiny, Cadance vs. Caddy, 18 vs. Caddybug vs. Paperbug. I'm not sure what the most recent consensus is regarding which names/nicknames each of them uses for each other.) This is the kind of thing I never really paid attention to, but now that I'm writing it I need to know. I can't wait until I reach the actual clop part and don't have to think about all these nuances as much (although it'll probably still nag at me).

No complaints, though; it's been a fascinating walk down memory lane. It's interesting seeing 18 in her arc before she falls in love with Cadance and still has a lot of resentment towards her. Also, I just skimmed through Thread 85 and saw a bunch of stories with Twilight and Sunset re-enacting classic novels (like Twilight burying Sunset under the floorboards so that she could make a Tell-Tale Heart reference). Ah, what could have been...

>>28520009
>. Also, quick question, but how do the three of them refer to each other? (e.g. Shining vs. Shiny, Cadance vs. Caddy, 18 vs. Caddybug vs. Paperbug. I'm not sure what the most recent consensus is regarding which names/nicknames each of them uses for each other.)

Shining calls Cadence 'Caddy' on occasion, but he doesn't really have a nickname for Eighteen, I don't think? Paperbug is what we and occasionally Chrysalis calls her, or 42 when they're joking around. Eighteen calls him Shiny almost exclusively.

>. I just spent two hours trying to figure out how Shining would react to 18 propositioning him

Yeah, that part's weird. When she wants to go on a date or kiss him, he's all for it, but due to how afraid she is of blowing this she hasn't even dared try offering to blow him.

And yeah, it's super fascinating following their character arcs. Thread 1 Shiny VS now. Shit, thread 100 Cadence VS now, it's all so damn massive. But we're here to help if you have questions.

>>28520009
>I just spent two hours trying to figure out how Shining would react to 18 propositioning him (

Considering how he reacted when she asked him on a date, I'mma guess "Fucking blow a fuse overthinking it"

>>28520009
>a bunch of stories with Twilight and Sunset re-enacting classic novels

Yep... It's really sad if you think about it. I'm sure her earlier characterization was assassinated in secret by an anti-sunset Anon and thus laid the plans out for her ultimate demise which has bombed... like a nuke, now we're all dealing with the fallout... And the Apple-Verse has/will never be the same.

>>28520083
Thanks, that'll save me a lot of searching.

And yeah, I did notice that she hasn't really made a pass at him since they started dating, which was a lot of threads ago (like, pre-Cordy I'm pretty sure). It's weird, because I was under the impression that she still did that all the time, but I can't actually find any instance of her doing it. The human memory was not designed to handle a story of this length and convolution.

>>28520152
>I'm sure her earlier characterization was assassinated in secret by an anti-sunset Anon and thus laid the plans out for her ultimate demise which has bombed.

You mean the guy that brought her in, even when we were unsure about it? He did the whole thing with her getting killed and zombified, and the Variolus thing, and a lot of stuff, the only thing I don't think he did was the Chrysalis thing. Which wasn't exactly assassinating a character, since she had been doing pretty much nothing and being wholly forgotten for threads on end. Can't say the same about her now.

>>28520186
It's because everytime they try to go on a date it ends up being this massive fucking ordeal.

Looking back, the Spitfire Battle was downright minimalist compared to the fuckshow that followed the reveal arc. Their relationship never really gets a chance to move on to the more subtle sexytimes because every time they try to just build a relationship everything goes bananas.

OH GODDAMN IT COMICS>>28520124

We did the whole "Bunch of others join race and make it crazy" thing first and it's a strange coincidence you did it too

It's bad enough you completely coincidentally and obviously not connected took the "Filthy challenges MM for the Mayor Race" thing!

Can we have nothing in our long ass story that covers so much ground there is bound to be overlap

DAMN YOU!

>>28520246
I like that in a way we are actually taking the time to build up the relationship for all three of them, and we really have built in a lot of foundation for them. Everything about them right now feels a lot more realistic, and more importantly I actually like the fact that it goes all-out crazy whenever they go on a date, it makes it feel more fun, and I'm not really into romance reading so when I get it action scene or shocking Slice of Life funny I feel a lot more invested in the story that if it was just straight-up Romance. All in all, even though they have been taking a long time, it feels natural. And if Cadence does eventually, or even very soon, move on to the next step, it will be fit, and not be forced.

Be it though comedy, action, or whatever, the effort was most certainly put in, and I appreciate it.

>>28519541
I was trying to imply that she was saying to Spike "Is this what you want, IS IT?"

Which reminds me, after I get this AJ-Solo porn story done, I will honest to goodness start work on a similarly placed Rarijack story, with 69s and one (1) strap-on and just a liiiiitle bit of sub-dom

I just gotta kick my arse into gear when I have the time for it.

Night Thread

>>28521357
Mornin'-ornin', anon.

>Screwloose
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

He didn’t know for how long he’d been standing there.

>UNGH….

Actually, he didn’t know for how long they’d been staying there.

>Maaaaybe… oh… oh shit oh shit oh shi- OOF!

But the two of them just couldn’t stop watching.

>That bitch… u-unfair… that was right between the legs- if I’d been a colt, I’d be a serious mare right now… nnnnngh…

It was liking watching a train-wreck, to be honest. It’s terrible, it’s gritty, it makes you cringe, and yet, you just can’t pull your eyes away.

>M-my ovaries… are cursing my existence….

Because, at some twisted level, it’s also amusing.

And just a little bit funny.

‘That the, uh… she the one?’

“Yuuup.”

‘The one who-’

“Tail in my mouth and everything, yup.”

‘I see. Just a quick observation, but… she doesn’t look… insane.’

“Yeah, and you didn’t look like you would one day try to assassinate a princess, either.”

‘Point. So, what is she doing exactly? Besides, you know, tripping some pretty elaborate traps and getting beat in her mare bits?’

>Ooooooooooo- Faust, you sssss- owowowowww…

“Looks like sheeee’s… tripping some pretty elaborate traps and getting beat in her mare bits.”

‘Do you think we should step in? While she’s incapacitated?’

“Should we?”

Haymaker glanced over at Blueblood with a sardonic smirk, then returned focus to the entertaining scene before them.

“Probably. When it stops being funny.”

‘Right, right.’

>Mmmmmmnnn… I’m going to need a serious massage after this, damn… got my panocha all sore.…

“…wait. What?”

‘I don’t- was that Mexicolt just then? Her what? Panache, was it? Why is she rubbing down there- what part needs a massage?’

"We need a translation dictionary. Quick."

>>28520311
Huh. Weird coincidence

>>28521800
Curious pairing...

>>28521800
I have strange sympathy pains.

>>28520812
And you have my attention

>Guard 1
“Guard 2”
‘Buffer’
~~~

>Is there a reason you’re doing this?

‘Your armor is atrocious!’

“You’re not buffing our armor, you’re mostly hitting fur.”

‘Your fur is atrocious!’

>You’re also running over my face a lot.

‘Your face is atrocious!’

>…W-words hurt.

“So then, why do you keep avoiding my cutie mark?”

‘Your plot is fine.’

“Ehhhh?”

‘Ha! As if, I’m already with someone, thank you!’

“Oh, really? Huh. I never see you with anyone except that one guy.”

>And he’s married.

“That would be silly.”

‘Heh, yeah, silly.’

>…So is there a reason you just started buffing yourself?

‘I can never clean off my shame.’

>>28522670
What shiny could have been.

>AJ
“Rarity’
‘Luna’
~Spike~
~~~

>Is Mah’ horn gonna keep growin’?

~You cannot just throw something like that out, you just can’t! Do you know in how many ways I can take something like that!?~

“Not as many as me, clearly.”

~Right!... Wait, what?~

“Not to discount your abilities, Spike, I’m sure your mind has already thought of a great many things, I’m just a little more creative than you are. Comes with the territory of what I do after all!”

~…I don’t know how to respond to this.~

‘Then we shall!... Nay!’

>Nay ta’ respondin’ or-

‘Nay, thine horn shall not grow any larger than this.’

“Awww.”

~Really!?~

“What? I was hoping for a little growth myself, so we can compare! I dare say I know how to use this a lot better than Applejack does, even if she is learning, but I wanted more... girth, right now I just have skill.”

‘We are working on that!’

“I can help.”

‘We speak not to discount thine abilities, but well…’

“…”

‘Look at our horn.’

“…”

‘Yours isn’t going to grow this big either. Look.’

“It… a little intimidating, and dark. It does seem a bit much.”

>Ah’m kinda interested.

“Always the conservative ones.”

~…You’re all just messing with me, right?~

“Oh dear! You didn’t think we were mocking you, did you?”

>Sugar cube, that’s silly! Why, iffin’ ya’ had a horn, Ah’m sure it would be one of the most impressive anyone has ever seen!

~Not as impressive as ours, to be true, but still of note!~

>Well obviously not that big, but at least as big as mine!

“Or mine! You’d have a decent horn, if you had one!”

>For. Sure. Assuming you had one of course. You don’t, but it’s not like you’d need it!

‘Really? What would he use it for?’

>He’s already got claws, he’s set!

>”’AHAHAHHAAH!””

~…~

>Ya’ll alright?

SPIIIINNNN
CLICK!

>…
“…”
‘…What was that all about?’

~You wouldn’t understand.~

>>28520311
Well, considering the MM/AJ FF, it wouldn't have been a long shot if AJ ran (I haven't read the comic). Also, they more than likely were going for the Trump joke and filthy is the only rich pony there. We planted the seeds for this arc well before this election cycle started.

>>28522907
They are just messing with him now. They know, they know what they are doing, and they love it.

>Soarin’
“Bulk”
~~~

>Well look who finally showed up!

“YEEEAHH!”

>That’s not… ugh. Look, I’m sure all this freaking internal politics and plans and shocking discovery is fine, but am I the only one who remembers that besides that we’re also a FREAKING AIRFORCE!?

“YEAAAHHH!”

>…I can never read you.

“Sorry.”

>But yes! An airforce! One who just got word that apparently the freaking crystal empire was just attacked!

“YEEAHHH!”

>…

“Well it was.”

>And now there’s no Rainbow Dash, or Lightning Dust, or freaking anyone to actually mobilize us! Which is good considering we’re so messed up we didn’t notice it till now when it’s already over! It’s finished! They had time to attack, battle, then leave and hospitalize everyone before we, supposedly the fastest fliers in the world, could keep up with them! This looks really bad, I should think!

“YEAAHHH!”

>…

“…you’re right!”

>Right… so, have you been doing your drills?

“YEAHHHH!”

>Kept up with the paperwork?

“YEAAHHHHH!”

>Read the newsletter?

“YEAAHHHHH!”

>Showered?

“…”

>…

“…nope.”

>…

“I should hit the showers!”

>Yeeeahhh.

“…”

>You smell like death.

“Y-yeah…”

>>28522908
It's not AJ, it's a seemingly sane but kinda specific and egotistical one(Cheerliee), a long winded and hard to understand one that still makes good points(Time Turner) and a crazy ass one that makes no sense(Lyra)

You know, like Trixie, Zecora and Cloud Chaser.

It's spooky.

>Filthy Rich
“Spoiled Rich”
‘Trixie’
~~~

>What are they doing over there!? Don’t they know we’re in a middle of a debate?

‘Everyone left.’

“Don’t correct him!”

>It’s alright, Honey, she has a point. We just have to wait for everyone to realize the rabbits have fled.

“It was probably all a trick by that disgusting, ugly, hollow faced, soul sucking changeling thing!”

‘Hey!... he is not a thing!’

“Hrmph!”

‘Wow, even Trixie thinks you’re a bit much.’

“Well she can go shove it, whoever she is!”

‘We’re going to do this again?’

“Do what again?”

‘…nevermind.’

>I suppose I could use a bit of a rest while we wait.

‘Feeling weak already?’

“HA! That’s rich! And not this kind of rich! Because unlike this kind of rich, your rich doesn’t have the long stamina, the right moves, the sleek coat that smells like money, all that nice soft bed to roll in on, the easy and plush rear born from years of mostly sitting at a desk filing paperwork that has so much give to it, and a long.. hard… massive…”

‘...’

“…line of numbers on his bank account… every digit more on that line makes me… mmmgghhh…”

>…Er-

“Is that podium soundproof?”

‘AND TRIXIE IS DONE! Good day all!’

With her hooves in the air, the blue mare stomped off, towards the group of zebra, shadow monster and changeling. It had to be less weird than where she was.

>……

“…well, look at that…”

>…

“…doesn’t matter how soundproof it is now, does it?”

>…Huh.

>>28523131
Thread Ghost~

>>28523180
And it's much more clear why he married her.

>Cloudchaser
“Derpy”
~~~~

>…Alright! Time so show Ponyville why I am the greatest, and most perfect choice to be Weather Captain!

“Mayor.”

>Same thing! Let’s get out there and…

“…”

>…

“…”

>…What the fuck did we miss?

>>28523180
...Damn this got lewd fast.

>>28523035
>but am I the only one who remembers that besides that we’re also a FREAKING AIRFORCE!?

...What the fuck are they doing right now anyway?

>>28523460
Being the Blue Angels.
Just going through drills and keeping themselves in shape for peacetime shows.

>>28523015
Well, Luna probably doesn't.

She's enjoying it, but she has no idea what the fuck is going on.

>Chrysalis
~???~
~~~

The fire was spreading.

Yet all she felt was cold.

Every breath had become a struggle, a shuddering attempt to force air into frozen lungs that would not let up in their contraction. The stench of something burning, something she could not name, invaded her nostrils without so much as a breath to carry them inside. So terrified, she could not bring herself to scream.

She stepped back, but she could not escape.

The green inferno grew before her, consuming every branch and strip of bark of the crystal tree in it's sickly flames. The fire consumed everything as if it were dry, withered wood it crawled along, instead of what should have been inflammable crystal. Instead of light cast from the fire, it seemed to run in fear, leaving elongated shadows wherever it would go. The fire spread, until everything was consumed.

~Chrrryyysaaliiissss..~

It was only the beginning.

Her first thought when she heard the cracking noise was that the flame had sunken in, rooted to the tree's very foundation and soon it would fall. The truth came as it often did with the mare, in the one place she did not look.

Beneath her.

She let out a pitiful noise of shock when she felt the earth crack beneath her, and scrambled with gangly and unwieldy limbs as she shuffled back, mere seconds before the first part of the ground split.

From beneath, twisted and gnarled black spires began to rise. Horrid, monstrous looking things.

Ones that were all too familiar.

>H-horns...

She recognized them as clearly as the malicious faces they had been attached to in life, the horns of changeling Queens long since dead, and buried.

They would not stay that way, it seemed.

~Chryyysaaliiisss.~

The voice kept calling to her, breaking past the feeble barriers of her hooves smashed against her head to block out the sounds. Even without the holes they had once sported, they were as useless as they had ever been.

She could hear their calls.

1/3

>>28523777

~Chrrrryyyysaalliiiiisss.~

Voices, so many of them, all speaking together at once.

~Chhhhrrryyyysaalliiisss.~

An unholy harmony that fit together so perfectly, but felt at war with itself every second of the way. She could not stand it, could not bear to hear it any longer, but they would not stop. The many voices called on to her, and with their song, the horns grew.

~Chhhhhrryyyysaliiiissss.~

Like sprouts, shooting from the earth in an unnatural growth that spat in the face of time, the horns grew taller, gained spines along their length that segmented in so many directions, expanded their length until finally she was surrounded on all side by massive, misshapen and branchless trees.

~CHRYSALIS!~

Every one of them ignited with the scream. In seconds, they were bathed in flames.

~CHRYSALIS!~

She wanted to run, her heart and her head for once worked together to speak with the same voice, flee, escape, run away, do anything to find safety, for to remain was to find death.

~CHRYSALIS!~

She did not, even with such uncommon unity telling her so.

~CHRYSALIS!~

Something stronger than both told her it was useless.

Something inside her, throughout all of her, knew that to flee would not matter at all.

She felt it, beneath her, reaching to her far too strongly for any dirt to stop or hold back. She felt it, deep in her chitin.

These trees were not marvels that stood on their own.

Every single one of them, all of them, were connected.

~CHRYSALIS!~

She could feel the threads connecting every one of the abhorrent spires surrounding her tingle beneath where she could see, beneath even further than the earth could go, and further still into a plain she did not know if she could see, or if it existed at all. Something deep and strong connected every one of them.

Everything here, save for one thing.

Herself.

2/3

>>28523788

The fires, that emerald flame, burned brighter than any star, and the circle that covered her every angle ensured there would be no escape.

~CHRYSALIS!~

This thing, whatever it is, whatever it meant, whatever it wanted, had her.

>...What are you?

The answer came not in words, but in shapes.

Shapes long forgotten, long pushed aside, long since passed, that she would rather remain all of those things and any other way to say they were no more she could think of.

~Isn't it obvious?~

Shapes that smiled.

Shapes that showed fangs in their eternal flames.

Shapes that looked down on her with contempt.

~The greatest Queen who ever lived!~

Shapes of those she had watched be put in the ground.

>...Oh, fuck no.

It may come she will have to do it again.

>Why are you here!?

So much laughter, so bright of cackling, so insane their sounds, she could barely even stand it. Every single screech made herself want to tear out her own ears and use them to beat the life from the ones making such terrible noises, to tear that mocking feeling right from their throats.

~Why are we here, she asks!~

The voice sounded the same, no different than any of the others, but something about it felt different. Something else had spoken.

~Isn't it obvious?~

The former Changeling was ready to try to charge her magic, to unleash the fury of whatever she could bring to bear to wipe out those who spoke to her with such derision, with such spite, such hate.

When she felt the tingle in her horn, she was sure nothing could stop her, even the might of whatever unnatural thing stood before her.

~You begged for it.~

She was wrong.

>>28523799
Tree? Tree old buddy, old pal, you and me, let's just talk about this for just for a second.

You listening? This is your friend talking so I hope you are listening, I really do.

Alright.

Don't summon a portal to hell for a damn friendship lesson.

>>28523799
WHY!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TREE DOING!?

>>28523799
Now you are making me long for it just being varry. Shit is gonna get fucked

>>28523799
She asked for changeling heaven not hell you fucking waste of firewood.

>>28523857
...What's the difference?

>>28523843
>>28523839
>>28523845
>>28523857

>Wake ME up from a nap, will you!? Well I'll show you, you oversized Cicada! SOMEONE CUE UP NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN!

>>28523874
I knew one of you fuckers would say that. The hivemind as a whole is the collective heaven. The Queens just hanging out and everyone below in kinda like a void of purgatory. And hell is where Varry is

>>28523963
It was just a joke, but in that case doesn't it mean it DID summon heaven? There's more than one of them talking.

Also, Varry got either accepted into the Hivemind and is with the others or is accidentally in Pony Heaven, depending on which story got chosen

>>28523799
>~You begged for it.~

...well she did.

>>28523857
Someone already made the obvious joke, but it very clearly called the Hivemind, so that's exactly what it did. Not it's fault everyone in there is a pretty terrible person.

>>28523799
Oh. Oh yay! So this is finally the beginning of the 'Someone unleashes the spirits of the old Changeling Queens on the world' idea We had about 100 threads ago! Glad it wasn't Sunset who Don ducked it up this time.

About time we came to that!

>>28524090
...Oh fuck.

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>>28523857
>>28523963
>Impotent rage of a buttblasted Chrysalis fan boy

>>28524090
Well, positive, TOH is right there, so they're probably not going to actually get unleashed, but the seeds are set.

Regardless of what happens, the setup is there.

>>28524224
The one ON FIRE?

>Mayor Mare
"32"
~~~

>...Should I even question this anymore?

"I count no less than six things you should certainly be questioning right now."

>What good will it do, really?

"Bring you closer to the insanity where you don't care anymore, throw all inhibitions to the wind, and just do whatever you lay your eyes on."

>...

"I'm really not meaning for that to come out like it is..."

>I think if there's anyone who's good at coming out, and loudly, it would be you.

"..."

>...

"...Did you mean it like that?"

>I can make jokes like that too. Especially after Zecora gets that stuff she grows and... eh, better not tell.

"..."

>Oh, don't give me that look, like you haven't ended up with a lampshade on your head and a funny taste in your mouth at least once.

"..."

>What?

"Please marry my brother."

>Uh... wow, pretty forward there. Any reason?

"So that when I feel like calling you sister it makes sense."

>I choose to take this in the best way I can.

"T-that's what he said."

>Before he said 'REGRET' you mean.

"...I'll buy the ring myself..."

>>28523799
But why alicorn?

If it was just gonna open up a portal to hell anyway why do the whole transformation thing first? What was the point of that!? Why is she an alicorn!? I mean, I love the mystery of this all, because I feel like there is an answer and it's fun to look for it, but I'm damned confused!

>>28524523
She always bragged how she was different than any other Queen, so much better, so much greatrr.

Well congrats, Chrissy. Ya ain't a goddamn changeling Queen cursed by your dark Creators to suck at everything you try to do anymore!

>>28524523
Maybe she, as changeling, wouldn't be strong enough to fight the Queens? Maybe the TOH's magic is only compatible with ponies, and it knew that by accepting her request it would possibly unleash them on the world, and if push comes to shove needs someone to fight them?

>>28524728
That... Makes the tree sound stupid as all hell. Unleash something just to grant a wish while also changing something into something else in order to possibly defeat what it previously unleashed?

Straighten that out for me, I need that to make more sense.

>>28524398
Awwww, they are really cute together.

>>28524758
Pretty sure the only one stupid as all hell in this situation would be me and my dumb theory, but what I mean is that maybe it wanted to grab her wish, but because they aren't connected to it in any meaningful way it could only open the door, it couldn't do anything to them once unleashed. It would open the door so she could talk to the dead ones, but what is it supposed to do if they try to attack or escape? Door is already open, and the Tree has never fought anything directly, or even stepped in during a serious situation. We know for a fact that no less than four timelines end up with the world taken over or destroyed and it does nothing. Going off the show, it needs someone to fight for it, but it's only ever worked with ponies.

Just a theory and probably a dumb one, but I'm having fun.

>2
"Teacher"
'Students'
~~~

>And that's what mah' marchmalleys are made of!

"OH DEAR CRYSTAL LOVE!"

'How is that possible?'

"IT ISN'T!"

'That answers all my questions!'

"What!?"

'My turn!'

"Bu-"

'Teachhheerrrr, we only ever focus on herrrr, can't I have a turn?'

>Let'em have a turn, Ah' wanna go back ta' not bein' noticed!

"...fine! You know what? Fine, I need something normal now."

'Thank you! Ahem. Now, my report is on my dad, Glistening Gleam.'

"I needed this."

'And his sixteen cats!'

"...Not abnormal yet-"

'He's training them to be in a circus!'

"Crap."

'The one he trained to jump through the hoop? Going great! He's made some real biiiig steps! The fire juggler... daddy says to get back to him on this one.'

>OH MAH GOSH YOU ARE SO COOL!

"...really."

>Do the cats wear bells?

'Nope.'

>Awww.

'...They wear two bells.'

>GASSSSP! THAT'S LIKE ME BUT COOLER!

"You can't be-"

'HE'S AMAZING!'

'Awww, now my report is gonna look stupid!'

'How did we not know about this!? What else have you been hiding!? WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS!'

'I WANNA PET THEM!'

"...Shaping young mindssss..."

'Please... wait till I get to the mittens.'

>GAAAAASPPP-

THUP

'Oh my gosh, she gasped so hard you broke her!... AWESOME!'

'I call next... GAASSSPPPPP-'

THUP

'It was as fortold!'

"...Sometimes I forget I'm working with kindergartners."

'GASSPPPP-'

THUP!

"No more gasping until you pass out!"

>>28522440
I have your expectations

>>28524942
>HEADLINE TODAY

>CHANGELING PRETENDING TO BE LITTLE GIRL INTRODUCES ASPHYXIATION TO UNSUSPECTING FILLIES AND COLTS

>CHRIS HARESEN ON THE CASE

>>28524985
>>CHANGELING PRETENDING TO BE LITTLE GIRL I

She is provably kindergarten age.

She literally got drank like a cheap shot of long island iced tea and still stayed in little kid form, she would have reverted if it was a disguise.

>>28524942
>Two just being a kid

Hnnnnggg.

>>28524942
I legit fucking snorted my Mr. Goodbar. Fucking hilarious, thank you.

Nuke the tree site from orbit like right now

Last thing we need is unleashing hellfuck changeling queens galore on the world

>>28525097
Hold on now, before you go hiring PD and DT and all the other demo-mares, let's just see where this goes.

>>28525097
>Nuking the TOH

I see no way that could go wrong!

>>28525097
>Last thing we need is unleashing hellfuck changeling queens galore on the world

To be fair now there's like, six different entities that could conceivably take them on.

>>28523799
Love the imagery in this stuff. Feels like a fantasy horror movie.

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NC
>Faustmom
"Cantie"
~~~

>...y'know what, those ChangelingsQueens are just running around destroying everything down there, better just lay the Exterminatus upon those heretics... alright, FIRE!

FOREHEAD SMASH!

PIC RELATED!

>...

*"...fucking Changelings!" echoing in the distance*

>>28523799
NC
>Chrysalis
~~~

>You know, just once I want to be the guy fucking others up during big character moments instead of shit like this. Remember Applejack? Bet she had a blast knocking my teeth in, but nooooooo, not me...

>>28525351
You bring it upon yourself. Be happy.

>CC
"Derpy"
~~~

"...So Filthy Rich, is he-"

>Wow, he is really sweating under pressure there.

"Is that what it is? It looks weird."

>Yeah! Now might be the time to strike, he looks ready to fall over!"

"But he's smiling.

>Gotta put on a bright smiling face so others can't see you cry when you get CRUSHED!

"That... is a fact, I guess?"

>YEAH! This is gonna be awesome!

"...This'll be something, yeah."

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>>28523799
NC
>Sunset
"Twilight"
~~~

"...dammit."

>You guys! This is all Chrysalis' fault!

"Shut up, Sunset!"

>Chrysalis is the one released the Changeling Queens, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-

"Don't say it, Sunset!"

>...

"..."

>Weeeeeeeeeellll-

"Don't do it, Sunset!"

>Weeeeeeeeeellll-

"I'm warning you!"

>Okay, okay.

Sunset leaves.

"I'm pretty sick of him calling my friend-

>Well, Chrysalis' a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!

>She's a stupid bitch, If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the fillies and colts!

"Shut your fucking mouth, Sunset!"

>Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitchThen on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

>C'mon, you all know the words!

>Have you ever met my friend Chitania's niece, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair!

>She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!

>She's a stupid bitch! Chrysalis' a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

>Chrysalis' a BI-I-I-ITCH~ aahh.

>>28525519
NC
>Chrysalis
"Everyone"
~~~

>Why is everyone blaming me!? I just wanted a new orb! I JUST WANTED A FUCKING NEW ORB!

"Goddamn it Chrysalis, you fuckup!"

And the tree... silently laughs.

>>28525541
The 4 commandments of /pa/:

- It shalt be Celestia's fault
- Thou shalt praise Two
- None shall get laid
- Chrysalis always fucks up

>>28525572
You forgot one.

- Fuck Gryphons!

>Pinkie
"Guard"
~???~
~~~~

SLAM!

>NOW WE'RE GONNA PARTY!

"... This had better end in something sexy."

>I don't know what kinda tastes you have, but something is definitely going to 'blow'!

"...This is going to-"

SMASH!

~RAINBOLTS PARTY PLANNERS, ASSEMBLE!~

~RAINBOLT'S TOKUSENTAI!~

BOOOM!

"..."

>I hired them to do my parties with me! Look at those color bombs, the dancing, the posing, they're freaking pros, and I never even knew it!

"..."

>Also, I maybe was a little jealous Maudy had a crew besides the main six of our family and I don't.

"...Alright, let's do this."

>RAINBOLTS, FORM PARTYTRON!

>>28525837
>>RAINBOLTS, FORM PARTYTRON!

PINKIE NO THEY'RE IN THE CASTLE

>>28524728
>Alicorn Chrysalis VS EVERY SINGLE QUEEN AT THE SAME TIME

...that's too damn amazing to be in a side arc.

>>28526154
>Alicorn Chrysalis VS EVERY SINGLE QUEEN AT THE SAME TIME
Pffft! Yeah... I think you mean Java-Mama Chrysalis, the True Hope for Changeling survival.

>>28526240
>Chrysalis gets so desperate she doesn't unlock Super Changeling mode, or next level magic mode
>She unlocks Java-Mamma mode.

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>>28526240
>Dat Spoiler
DO IT! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET~!

>>28526240
>>28526265
>>28526268

As the horde of long dead relatives came closer, the greatest and worst of changeling royalty descending upon her, she smiled softly to herself and brought the mug to her lips.

*Sip*

>>28526268
Even if not, I wanna see more java-momma.

>>28525837
>>RAINBOLTS, FORM PARTYTRON!
In the context of what the guard said, I thought that they said "partytrain"

>>28526529
Man we have gone LEWD this thread...

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I decided to try and write lewd while drunk because I felt like it, but I only got 1/3 to halfway done before passing out. Didn't even get to reach the smut part.

>>28526662
PP anon is rapidly becoming a drunk.

>>28526864
Writing while drunk is hard and I don't usually end up finishing the story, but I keep trying anyway.

I can't help it if I have friends who keep buying me beer! It'd be rude for me to decline.

Quick question: has 18 ever had sex before? I've been reading up a lot on her to research my story and it occurs to me that she's one of the only infiltrators that did NOT use seduction in her missions. If she was just getting love from the Hive to keep going, it's possible that she never actually had to sleep with anyone.

I want to just assume that she has, since it'll make my story a lot easier to write, and since she's a changeling it's not like anyone will say that's unrealistic/OOC, but I just wanted to make sure that we hadn't said anything about it being the other way around.

>>28526300
Simply. Epic.

Have AJ and Java Mama ever talked before?

>>28526974
Can't remember, actually.

>>28527047
Nope... and I'm not entirely sure how she would react either.

>>28526974
18 is a secret closet virgin. All her knowledge is either second hand or from stories she's heard from the other more boastful lings.

>>28527063
>Nope
Wasn't Chrysalis in JM mode when AJ came at her with 56 on her back?

>>28526974
She hasn't definitively said "I've never had sex, period" before, but it would make more sense she never had sex up to meeting Chrysalis, and she specifically kept stressing she did not use seduction for her missions, so I dunno.

I mean, since it's presumably going to be a NC I doubt anyone will even pause to think about it, but she's never said either way for certain, only that she wasn't like 7, and it would have had to happen while she was working with Chrysalis.

>>28527081
Nope, that's why she had to bring him, to keep Chrysalis from snapping out, specifically because she goes java-free-mamma-mode when 56 or Two is involved.

AJ HAS met Java-Chrysalis before though, it's where the gag started, and it ended with her banning coffee in the castle. Thread 3 or 4.

>>28527047
>Have AJ and Java Mama ever talked before?

You mean when she's acting paternal or on coffeemode? That latter one dates back to thread TWO.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15809561/#15847626

>Arana
"???"
~~~

>Awww, Mister Bulk is going to be sad when I tell him it didn't work out with the spa ponies. Hope he isn't too disappointed in me. Heh, not like he would be the first one!... Aw, I made myself sad.

"GASP!"

>Oh, shoot, I'm still a spider. I keep forgetting that. Um, I'm NOT going to eat your children, don't worry!... Nailed it.

"You!"

>First pitchfork I see, I'm gonna curl up and cry, don't test me, I've got tears for days. If you want something else, uh... I'll get back to you on that.

"You are a spider!"

>...Is this drunk or scary?

"INTERESTING!"

>Scary. I need an adult!

"Aren't you an adult?"

>How did you know my secret!?

"Nevermind, because I need you!"

>I'm not nearly old enough to interpret that.

"I need you... to climb up that building and get that frisbee down, please?"

>Oh... sure!

Skittkerskitter
Skitterskitter

>Here ya' go!

"Thanks!"

>No problem!

"Bye!"

>See you later!

Leaves!

>...That could'a gone way worse.

>>28527317
>"Nevermind, because I need you!"
>I'm not nearly old enough to interpret that.

HA!

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I finally figured out how to add another household into the town.
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
'AJ'
[Cadence]
{DT}
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts...uh Pinkie, Applejack, and Rarity! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we do things just because!
Pinkie, AJ, and Rarity sit in front of a fireplace. Pinkie's at her desk with the others are on the sofa.

"I'm the gorgeous one. <3"

'I'm the practical one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...LATE NIGHT FIRESIDE!!!'"

[...Can anypony explain what's going on?]

{Hey, this is our bit. You're going to have to step off.}

>Let them have this one. Sharing is caring. I want to share some of the spotlight with them.

{That doesn't mean take our spots.}

[You can't replace pretty with gorgeous!]

"Pinkie said it was okay."

'And Ah'm not that grumpy, so Ah' switched it to practical.'

{Well, I'm pretty *CENSORED* grumpy right now!}

'Actually you just sound pissed off.'

[I can't believe you'd replace us with non-pink ponies!]

>I'm not replacing you, I'm just doing an elements of harmony special.

'Ya didn't tell them?'

>I thought it'd be funny if you two did the bit.

{[DO YOU SEE US LAUGHING!?]}

"Maybe we should leave, darling. They seem really upset about this."

>Wait. Hey, c'mon I know we have this cool secret club, but they're my friends. Can't we chill out about for a moment?

{[NO!]}
Cadence and DT punch Pinkie's face and tackle her. The fight destroys the desk.

"Do you think this is staged and part of the show?"

'Ah' don't really know and Ah' wouldn't put it past them, but Ah' do know how to end it.'
AJ moves the sofa and brings in the chairs to sit.
'Thanks for joining us on...the late night fireside.'

The pinks stop to wave.
>{[Byyyyyye!]}

>>28527641
>Rarity

>you have unleashed... the thunder!

>>28527701
From the look of things, TBDRLIATU already got a hold of her, and did Terrible Things to her hands.

Do not mess with robo-husbando

>>28527117
>tmw you wrote something based entirely off what was keeping you going at the time and a need to write Chrysalis
Wow, I could have easily written that about AJ, now that would have been strange.

>>28527317
Cute little helper bug is cute.

>>28526154
Well, just force AJ in for no reason. then it becomes a full arc.
>>28525363
She is literally the only one who asks for a beating and get it every time.
>>28525519
>Sunset
The irony is strong there
>>28525541
Because you can take it, no one else could take a beating this much and still be considered a threat.
>>28527047
Yes, AJ actually banned her from getting coffee because she (anons) felt threatened by her. Chrysalis actually was doing paperwork for her and the reaction was "we can't have her being competent"

>>28528589
>no one else could take a beating this much and still be considered a threat.
To mind comes Chitania, AJ, Celly, Sunset, pre-settling down 32, and probably a few others. If any one of those got laid up, I'd still be wary about what they could do--unless you meant that in some other way.

>>28528675
Combine all of their ass kickings together and you might barely pass her. Also
>AJ
>taking any real beating with how high we set her defense stat.
Pick 1

>>28528698
The term was 'take a beating and still be a threat'. Knowing our stubborn, don't-know-when-to-quit apple princess, I'm pretty sure she'd be more than a threat while getting her ass kicked, or when she's down--her struggle during Cordy's comes to mind.

Oh, and add DT to that list now that I think of it.

Chrysalis takes the most ass-beatings, that's a fact, but she's one of at least twenty others who would pose an imminent threat while down.

>>28523035
Well, to be fair, he WAS stuck up in Ara-Ara's web for who knows how long.

>>28528589
>Yes, AJ actually banned her from getting coffee because she (anons) felt threatened by her. Chrysalis actually was doing paperwork for her and the reaction was "we can't have her being competent"

We removed that trait and tried to forget it ad hard as possible because it was a completely pointless, super easy to obtain and inexplicable power up to an already dangerously competent character.

It was narratively bad to just have her be superior to literally anyone else just because she sips coffee.

>>28527701
Jesus she is all messed up.

>Talk of Appluna in the thread
>shortly after, this gem pops up:
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/9/27/1259750.png

Spies! Spies everywhere, I tell you!

>>28529299
>anthro
Whoever they spy for, he has a shit taste.

>>28529299
I love Atryl. His previous AJ/Luna was what got me hype to have Luna teach AJ about magic.

>>28525572
Two's a filthy nigglet and I want Applejack to sit on Celestia's face while Chrysalis sits in the corner and masturbates sadly

>>28528904
Yeah pretty much

She suddenly becomes super killy AND smartest thinky mind out of everypony because caffiene.

Bad

>>28529593
you still managed to hit Chrysalis' one.

>Soarin
“Bulks”
~~~~

>Damn, damn, damn, where is it…? I know she keep it around here somewhere…

Drawers were pulled open, papers flew through the air, nothing.

>Bulks!

“YEEEEEEEAAAAH!”

>And there go my eardrums, right out the window.

“If you jump now, you might catch ‘em before they hit the ground.”

Still frantically searching, Soaring chuckled.

>And that’s why we keep you around, Bulks. Always good for a laugh.

“YEEEEEEEEE- OW!”

A rather thick staple had bounced off his forehead.

>My bad, my bad- I just- it was around here, I know it….

“What’re you looking for, Soaring?”

>Soarin, Bulks. No ‘g’.

“CONCUSSION!”

>…right. Anyway, what I’m looking foooor… issss… oh baby, here we go.

From a very grimy dropbox he withdrew a badge.

A slightly dusty badge that he wiped clean.

>This. This right here….

He suddenly tossed it at Bulks who fumbled once, twice, caught it, then lifted it to the light.

“What...is this, Soaring?”

>Drop the ‘g’ and put it on. It’s your badge.

“…”

>Didn’t even realize you weren’t wearing it anymore, did you?

“…”

Soarin pulled another badge from the box, inhaling…then exhaling.

>Me either. …What happened earlier…we’re supposed to be first ones out in a crisis, and yet we didn’t hear a single squeak until the dust was settled—until hospital beds were filled. That’s… that’s not cool, Bulks.

“Yeeeeeah….”

Soarin must have knicked and stabbed himself at least five times attempting to put the badge on, but once he had, he glanced down at it.

>Are we not the air force, Bulks?

“Yeah….”

>Did we not sign on to protect and serve?

“Yeah.”

>And, Celestia as my witness… is that not what we’re going to do?

“Yeah!”

>THEN LEMME HEAR YOU SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

“OH YEEEEEEEEEEAH!”

>That’s what I’m talking about. I think it’s high-time we took these badges and put some honor back in ‘em.

>>28529796
Fuck yeah!

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
'Rarity'
{Cadence}
[Shia]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but procrastination sucks!

"Where'd he go?"

'I think he's part of the forest now.'

>No, he controls the forest, but he still has a form.

{What are we going to do?}

>We need to find DT and see if she's alright.

[Why aren't you tapping into your power?]

>What?

[You're just like us. Why do you hang out with these people?]

"Are you talking to someone sugarcube?"

>Because they're my friends, duh. He's hiding in the spoilers.

"What's that suppose to mean?"

'Maybe we should just let it play out darling.'

[Ah, but you can be so much more in the dream world.]

Cadence takes a piece of the Red Vine and turns it into a swordwhip.
{I guess it'll do.}

[You should join our group. It'd be fun you know?]

>If I didn't join the dream eaters. I'm not going to join you either.

[Ah, speaking of which them, time to tell you real reason I'm here while I'm in the spoilers. Some ponies were kind of mad that you took down the Dream Eater farm. You ended the conflict. Now we don't have anything to throw the blame at. Some of us decided to let it go. Others...they wanted me to deliver a message.]
He appears behind Pinkie and slashes her back.

>AHH!
She kicks behind her and hits nothing, but air as he disappears.

[Stay out of our affairs.]
He appears again dives down on Pinkie with the knife, but she catches on and somersault kicks him mid-air.

>...Then stay out of ours.

>>28530023
Rabbit hole never ends, does it?

>Dash
"Fleetfoot"
~~~

"So the reason you're wrapping yourself in that issss?"

>Let's just say I'm thinking ahead for once in my life.

"But that's-"

>Look, just trust me, I need this.

"I guess I will? But I still should point out-"

>I know, and trust me, I know how crazy this is, but I'mma need it.

"But-"

>Fleetfoot!

"..."

>Thank you for the concern, but... I know.

"...okay?"

>Good, now strap some more asbestos to my back, I need to be as fireproof as possible.

"Alright, you're the boss."

>Ahhh... protection.

>>28530023
...Hi! Discord!

I didn't realize you were also Shia Leb-actually this makes a lot of sense.

>>28530295
Nothing is true everything is permitted.

>AJ
"Luna"
~~~

>...Can Ah' move the moon?

"WHAT!?"

>Ah'm just curious.

"No!"

>Oh, cause Ah'm too inexperienced?

"No!"

>Not enough magic?

"No!"

>...Ah' gotta do somethin' special like eat a case o' moon pies or somethin'?

"NO!"

>Then what is it?

"THAT IS OUR THING!"

>...what-

SMACK!

"NO TOUCHING!"

>>28530157
Isn't that hazardous?

>>28530512
>Thats_The_Joke

>>28530413
'Rarity'
~Spike~
~~~

'Can I do it then?'

SMACK!

"NO!"

~Or me?~

'NO!'

~...No smack?~

"We feel bad for thee, it seems like a whole lot of really unnecessary and painful things happen to thee all the time for no good reason and thou art hurt. Really, it's moved just a bit past amusing into a touch sad."

~...~

"Why art thou crying? We didn't hit thee, we said!"

~Y-you did... just not on the outside of my body.~

"What?"

~Right here, mare... right here.~

>>28530764
I'm dying.

>>28530764
New best pair in the making!

>>28530812
>>28530764

Is... is there such a thing as WORST PAIR?

>>28530843
Yeah, it's called 88 and Lavan

>>28530843
I guess Buffer and Shine, the cheating castle staff?

They're dicks:

>>28530843
Variolus and Sunset. Objectively.

>>28530922
And we have a winner!

>>28528904
>>28529607
It is also the reason she went from a complete moron to full time keikaku
>>28530922
no denying that one.

>>28530922
>>28530933
Actually, Sunset and Chitania would be a good contender.

They have the inkling of a good/best pair, enhancing each other's strengths, covering he other's weaknesses and a slowly growing, emotional bond that could help them in personal growth.

The problem is that their joined drive and megalomania will be their downfall and that their pairing is absolutely horrible for everyone around or involved with them.

>>28531014
>Actually, Sunset and Chitania would be a good contender.

Interesting, that you're right.

They're potential Best Pair as far as being villains go, because each one is the top of their field, which happens to be the other's weak point, and they've got a real connection that might make it near impossible to pull the 'make the villains fight each other' thing off.

But as far as our heroes are concerned, they're the worst pair.

>>28531053
>they've got a real connection that might make it near impossible to pull the 'make the villains fight each other' thing off.

I found it personally interesting how we've seen inklings of something like that growing on the fringe characters. Sweet Notes doubt whether Sunset would be harmful than good to Chitty, 13's live for her mother and absolute intolerance for harmful bulls hit involving her, AJ and Celestia's attempts to make Sunset see how harmful Chitania would be to her...

And yet, like an actual good pair they... overcome these difficulties.

And they just snuggled together as they slwpt slept, showing that they have emotional investment in the othet at this point

I am uncertain what the future holds for those two, but to quote one of our more notorious /pa/ls:
There's still hope.

>>28531116
It's especially interesting because while their goals sync up, neither explicitly needs the other after a certain point.

Once Chitania gets her powerarmor, she won't NEED Sunset anymore, or any reason to keep her, or Sweet Note, or anybody around.

Likewise, once Sunset gets her revenge on Discord, she doesn't need Chitty anymore, she would just be a potential danger.

THAT, I feel, is when things between them is going to be the most interesting.

OOCO
>Spike
"SA"
'Big Mac'
~~~

>Finally! Just us guys, and we're going to make it awesome!

"Just three players feel weird. Feels like it's been almost two years since we did this last!"

>Time around here is bullshit anyway.

'Eeeeyyup.'

"You know what? I'm okay with this. No advanced seduction on Shiny this time!'

'Eeeenope.'

>Nah, Big Mac knows how to play, he's great. Me and him play all the time.

"Wait, just the two of you?"

>Yeah! But don't be jealous, we invited you, didn't we?

'Eeeyup!'

"Not jealous, it's just that, doesn't this mean it's just Big Mac as an actual player, since you're the Dungeon Master?"

'Eeeyyyup.'

"So then it's just Spike telling you what to do and you react?"

'Eeeyyuuup!'

"Does he talk in longer sentences?"

>Sometimes.

"Ohhh, kay? So what do you normally do?"

>Well, since we invited you, I guess we can let you in on our game. In it, we're trying to save the Princess Shmarity from the evil Squizzard! That's-

"That's a squid who is a wizard, gotcha. That sounds awesome!"

>See? Told you inviting him was a good idea.

'Eeyyyyup!'

"So is this an ongoing quest?"

>Nah, we saved her a couple times already, but the last one was against the Bearbarian. That's a-

"Barbarian who is a bear, gotcha."

>Sorry you missed that!

"So, wait, you rescued her already?"

>Duh! We can't just play the same game over and over, that would get boring!

'Eeeyyup.'

>But it's still got the spirit, you know? Rescuing the princess and saving the day! Classic!

"That it is. So Big Mac's character saved the princess already?"

'Eyyyup!'

"Did she give you a reward?"

'He he, eyyyup.'

>Don't look at us like that, we faded to black, we're not perverts. Unlike somebody you hang out with.

"Noted. One more time, this princess's name is..."

>Shmarity! The unicorn.

"..."

>...Wait.

>>28530843
I'll take SuckerCunt and 42-lite for 400, Alex

>>28531536
Wait

Who's 42-lite again?

I keep forgetting which slightly autistic one note/punch pone we're referring to sometimes

>>28531579
41.

>>28531536
Is she even 42 lite anymore?

She doesn't get into fights, except with Suckerpunch. She doesn't spazz out at the thought of being intimate. She doesn't go above and beyond to be the best friend she can be out of some nee to make the other feel wanted, and she doesn't even like a main character.

The closest comparison between them is that they both occasionally war between obeying Chrysalis and doing what their heart tells them to, but the same could be said of them, JJ, 13, 29, 56, and early 18.

In fact, unlike 42, she has a unique trait of not being sure she can live up to Titania's legacy.

She's not punchbug lite, she's actually got a lot more in common with 13.

>>28531619
She will always be diet punchbug kind of like 29 will always be the scum of the earth to everyone outside of ponyville.

>>28531650
To be fair, 29 made it his life mission to let eeeveryone know he was an asshole before he actually got a character. He traveled from Canterlot to the CE and was as big a Johnny Bravo as he could be, it's kinda understandable nobody actually thinks he's not a dick.

MM and Zecora and Trixie don't think he isn't egotistical or a braggart or kinda a jerk, they like him despite that.

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>>28531673
The waste of space, the outsider and the braggart like that one waste of space braggart outsider... color me surprised!

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>>28531773
Every day with you.

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Reading thread 22.
Need to purge bugbutts increasing.
And I have a feeling it's just
>pic

>>28531864
Correct. Since it is confirmed you don't like her, the next few threads are going to be a slog.

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>>28531864
It get better though, I promise!

>>28531864
You'll want to kill her every couple of threaad from now on.

>Chrysalis
~???~
~~~~

>LIAR!

Flames roared around her, flaring up high enough to blot out the top of the cave's ceiling and coat it all in their roaring fire. The crackle as everything burned mimicked the cackle of what seemed endless symphonic voices as both the strange voices and the inferno itself seemed to mock her.

~But you did.~

The voice sang to her, drawing out every syllable in painful, long stretches.

She hissed, baring fangs that were no longer there, snarling pathetically at the unshaken things beyond the emerald flames.

>I did no such thing! I didn't ask for this! I didn't ask for any of this! I wanted my orb! I just wanted my damned orb!

~To do what, little Chrysalis?~

Venom gathered in her mouth as she prepared to spit out exactly that, in all the ways she could say it.

Instead, that venom stayed, and turned bitter in her mouth.

~That's right... what did you want it for?~

The songlike singing of dozens of harmonic voices grew worse, and with it, the flames grew ever closer.

~Didn't you want to talk?~

The new alicorn cried out, jumping clear with shaking legs just before the ground beside her split open in tiny piercings in the ground. Green fire shot up, as pointed and thin as it was sharp in a reminiscent shape of a focused blowtorch.

She cried out again, and jumped once more, as another crack appeared.

And another, and another still.

~Well then...~

The four piercings of fire from the ground curled to one another, drawn like magnets into one another. Their tips began to swirl, elongating like stretching vines to wrap around nothing but the air. With every curl, with every twist and bend, the shape became more clear.

The shape so familiar, so much like her own, but far more wicked.

What stood before her was a shape she had known all her life, had lived all her life.

A changeling Queen.

~Let's talk.~

1/7

>>28531953

The thing of fire smirked as it moved forwards, one of it's four limbs snuffed out when it raised off the ground, only to reform when the earth cracked again and a new leg formed to complete the step. With every movement, with every step forwards, the face that looked to her with twin white orbs of fire became clearer, more defined, and most importantly, so much more familiar.

So very familiar, the name was on the tip of her tongue, but she could not place it.

>...who are you?

Dozens of tiny streaks of flames escaped barred false teeth when the other smirked, flipping her inferno hair back in a grandiose gesture.

~Isn't it obvious, dear little Chrysalis?~

She felt no need to point out it clearly wasn't, the way she trilled with every word made it clear she knew, and reveled in her failings.

~More importantly, does it matter? You wanted the wisdom of the Hivemind, did you not? So tell me...~

All four of the cracks on the ground sealed, and the flame vanished. With it, the thing went away.

~What do you want to know?~

She did not jump. She could not show weakness, no matter how much she wanted to.

When all four of those cracks reappeared mere inches from her face, she had to hold her ground, steel her body and mind, and remain.

Strangely, even with the fire so close her eyes strained from the light they gave, there was no heat. She felt no flames. Only cold.

Even still, beneath that chill, something warmed her mind.

>You'll tell me?

It had not been her wish, to the word. The Tree had not granted her one desire, as simple as it may have been in comparison to what she dealt with now.

But it had not ignored her, either.

~You'll have to ask and find out, won't you?~

It had granted her something.

A gift, perhaps not one she wanted.

>...Very well.

But not one she was willing to dismiss either.

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>>28531956

>If you're willing, then tell me, how do I gain the power needed to forge my new kingdom?

~Isn't it obvious? Slay the princess of love, take her heart, and with her power you shall gain a new magic, one too powerful to be stopped by those pathetic scraps of food we call ponies.~

If she was being perfectly honest with herself, she didn't know what she was expecting.

>Well, clearly I can't do that, do you have anything better? A magic spell that can create large structures, perhaps? One that would allow me to survive in harsh climates?

~FOOL!~

The flame before her had not spoken. It had been content to merely scowl at her, disgust clearly seen through it's illuminated face.

Behind her, she heard branches breaking, cracking and snapping until one of the new spires twisted limbs broke free, dangling off a mere scrap from the new creation black obsidian.

The branch, so very much like a horn already, bled fire from it's dangling form, a cascade that rolled down until it too took on a fiery shape of one of the many fallen royals. Another one, so familiar, but she could not place her face.

~You would ignore such a path to greatness for something so pedestrian? Pathetic? You call yourself royalty? You are not fit to be a scout drone with a spine like that.~

Her instincts drove her to back away from the new, furious creation, one that would not chase her down.

When she could move no further back, she knew why. It had not been necessary.

~You're being too hard on her. Maybe unlike you, she just recognizes how lovely it would be to slowly drip every drop of love from her over time, to use her to keep that wonderful little creation of a Heart going to keep her fed and in power eternally. And then there are other benefits, as an alicorn, she could last a long, long time, enough to try... everything...~

3/7

>>28531960

Her new fur stood up on end at the new voice, a sickly sweet one that whispered just behind her ear. A disgusting taste overflowed in her mouth when she heard incorporeal tongue brush across nonexistent lips.

~I wonder, do you think her husband would want her back after you're finished with her? After you've tasted everything? After all, who wants a cake when you've taken a bite out of every bit of it, and tasted everything else?~

Her new wings flared, pushing her to the side and away from the newest arrival. With her new distance, she could finally see the creation of fire lazily draped across black and twisted limbs of a spire. Her fluctuating legs did not reach the ground, nothing but streams of flame that dispersed into nothingness below.

~Oh come now, do none of you know how to do this? You've all clearly gotten rusty.~

Ashes that rolled off the branches in the wind she could not feel swirled around, igniting in the air to take on another Queen's shape above. Her wings faded in and out from reality, giving the illusion of flying as she hovered contemptuously over the alicorn below.

~After all, none of you have even mentioned what we're going to do to that stallion with so much love in his heart. He's so close to so many royals, I can already see the look on their face when he goes in to give them a biigg hug... and our magic takes over.~

She could taste the sickening flavor in her mouth.

When the pealing, joyous laughter rang throughout the cave, it took all she had to keep whatever she had inside down.

~You fools!~

A thunderous roar shook the very cave walls, flickering the flames of the burning beings surrounding her with it's call. Several spires shattered, dozens of fake horns in unique shapes raining down around her, forming a perfect circle that closed her already short space into noting.

From one such horn, another emerged. One tall, regal, power and wisdom both radiating off her in equal waves.

Before her stood true royalty.

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>>28531969

Everything within the new pony screamed she knew this figure, she knew that voice, she knew this soul, but her mind would not connect, it would not close the final gap.

Uncaring to her confusion, to her altogether, the figure roared to the Queens.

~You were always so short sighted, so short minded! Willing to throw away the opportunity of a lifetime for some simple pleasures. You all are fools!~

More faces, more forms, emerged in the fires around her, each one unique, different, old and young, feral or sly, angry or merely amused.

~Don't you understand that for once in our existence, she has an opportunity unlike any other. She has the chance to create something so much different from anything else. You think yourselves cunning, HA! She did not ask for your failures, you idiots, she asked for how to gain the real power to make her kingdom, our kingdom! The Changeling Kingdom it was always meant to be! And you, of course, thought she merely meant simple magic... HA! You're as foolish now as you ever were! But she has grown beyond you, and we can help her.~

Some hissed, some glared, some called out with unflattering and disgusting comments, but most just smirked.

Inside, hope anew sprung within her fresh heart. Every word, spoken with such confidence, such charisma, made her believe her every word.

She felt confidence once again and internally wondered if maybe, just maybe, she understood.

>So then... you have an idea?

At last, the most regal of them looked down to her.

~Of course I do.~

Swiftly, she began to move.

~You see, you have a unique placement, one that is both near, yet not too close to the current leaders of the world. This is ideal, as it allows a great many openings that would otherwise prove insurmountable an obstacle.~

With each step, her flame legs went out, reforming on the next horn beside it, circling the curious alicorn with determined, confident movements.

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>>28531974

~What's more, the calamities that have plagued this world offer the ideal that this is commonplace. You live in a time when threats arise again and again, and protection is needed, unity is needed.~

>Of course.

She paused, just long enough to smirk in pride.

~But what is not needed... is the princesses.~

Slowly, that curiosity began to fade, and gave way to worry.

~The ponies are used to one thing, an immortal ruler most grand to watch over them, and protect them. They have lived their entire lives, their families entire generations, in subservience one, the idea of living without one must seem alien to even the oldest of their generation. You, in your unique brilliance, managed the impossible. You managed your way close to every single one of these royals.~

The pit in her stomach fell away, and she could take little more. She opened her mouth to speak, only to be silenced by a strong, flaming hoof.

~Do not think me as simple as one of these fools! I know you cannot take over the land in a grand attack of conquest. You tried that, did you not? And while I'm sure your effort was it's very best, and surely in another lifetime you succeeded without the intervention of one annoying misstep, there are too many variables, and it would simply lead to revolution eventually if you were to take them over by force. I fear in your time, you've forgotten the use of getting... close to someone.~

She made her point by leaning in, careful to whisper to her as her hungry circling continued.

~You could rule, not by force, but by love, if only we could manufacture the fall of these ponies. You need to find a way to be rid of them, without direct intervention. You, and your subjects, cannot be be directly involved, but with the right push, the right nudge, well... you won't have to tear out that princesses heart... they'll deliver it to you on a platter, and beg you to watch over them.~

Her burning wings flared, reaching clear above the top of the treeline.

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>>28531984

~You could have a kingdom, alright... all of their kingdoms. With their fall, you could rule over every one of their cities, their towns, and they will worship the ground you walk upon as you do it. Grant them their protection when their guardians fall away, be fed by their love, and have your kingdom, our kingdom! The Hive of the Changeling shall rule everything, and they shall praise you for it!~

Cheers, whoops, cackles and calls surrounded her, joining into the frenzy of booming agreements that surrounded her.

~And there are so many ways to do it...~

She curled in, making sure to look straight into dead eyes that stared past her flame exterior, and into the fires behind it.

~We have so many ways to turn that which they love against them, until they fall. Poisons undetectable, acts to make them at fault, accidents that none would question, one by one until only you stand. But all great castles are built with the first stone... Which one would you like to start on first?~

For once, the noises lowered, all surrounding her down to mere loud whispers and excited snickers as they waited on breathless holds for the center of their attention to finally speak.

>...I actually don't want them gone, and would prefer they stayed alive.

The breath was taken from everything, even their flames.

>I don't want to get rid of them. Does anyone have an idea how to build a kingdom without taking stuff over? That's what I'm looking for.

Everything, even the fire itself, went dead quiet.

>Fine! Does anyone have an idea that doesn't involve killing, maiming, replacing, mind controlling, or enslaving? Anything without that, period. I will take literally anything without that, anything! How to build a house, how to make snow melt, something!

One by one, eyes went wide, and jaws dropped.

>...Oh no.

>>28531990
And another thing of Chrysalis' falls even if she didn't know it yet.

>>28531990
...huh.

Well that's backfired.

>>28531990
>Saying you don't want to do any lying, cheating or backstabbing
>IN A ROOM FULL OF CHANGELING QUEEN GHOSTS

Greatest Queen who ever lived, everyone!

>>28532068
Doesn't.....Doesn't that make her better?

>>28532083
Yes. That's why she's a pony now.

>>28532083
Better as a person, yes.

Better as in intellegent, I'mma say no considering she just pissed off a bunch of angry backstabbing murdering ghosts.

>>28531990
>Is it possible to be black but not be a nigger?

Ahhh, the eternal question

>>28532094
...is this where we find out keikaiku anon was the "Gas the lings!" Guy this whole time, and his way to do this was to magic them not lings anymore?

>>28531990
>>...Oh no.

>TFW you realize you're a terrible person

>>28532094
...Did the tree seriously turn her into a pony, and when she got all pissy about it went "Oh yeah!? Well, here's the alternative! Now go be a pony!"

>>28532246
I swear we won't be happy until she is Fluttershy doormat level.

>>28532282
>Implying

She literally got mind controlled into the ultimate truth that she's not the best Queen and HAH'd it off.

She's gonna fight back here too, guaranteed.

>>28532304
too bad she literally only loses in this scenario

>>28532282
Never gonna happen. Even if she did come out of this depressed, we'd just end up writing her back to being cocky in no time.

Cocky Chrysalis is funny Chrysalis. Doormat Humble Chrysalis is boring.

>>28532337
You say that. Now watch her rise.

>>28532346
Eh, there's a limit before it just becomes annoying.
>we'd just end up writing her back to being cocky in no time.
And yet, people seemed to complain back in the day when others wanted to rush along the sobering process of other characters after their put-downs or fuck-ups.

>>28532346
There is no altruistic motive. She will return to form, yes, because we need someone that others will be happy they are be knocked down a peg next arc. That is all.
>>28532355
Mostly because everyone but Spike and Chrysalis were reset almost immediately. And the argument was for AJ to not have five different stories to cheer her up as soon as something goes wrong. We still did/do it, but we use OOCO instead. It accomplishes the keeping AJ's smile objective while still keeping her down for longer in the main story.

>>28532382
>We still did/do it, but we use OOCO instead.
That I can accept. If we're going to beat a character down for 'growth', or whatever title we want to give it, let's have them be down, yeah?

>>28532282
>All dis implying that Chrysalis is gonna have a bad time
>Still am putting money on everyone wishing that AJ got the great CD she's going to have by the end of the arc.

>>28531990
NC
~~~~

~Did you try baking the cookies?~

~DAMN IT! No, Oestridae!~

~That will never work!~

~You're the best but I hate you!~

>...Huh

>>28532601
>Chrysalis walks out into the middle of the snow
>Chucks cookies at it

"...it says something when this was still the best idea..."