RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

Hey, since all the other wrote gags are giving away emails here's mine:

[email protected]

Anal, bnw, frosty, anons, if you guys need writing advice, need to shoot the shit with someone, anything, just give the ol man a call

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>you will never enjoy breakfast with your waifu early in the morning before she goes off to work

>>28425237
>[email protected]
Man, I am going to sign you up for so many porn sites. jk, I'm just going to add you to my contacts list, fampai.

>>28425286
Dammit, Anon.
>She will never come downstairs, messy-mained and bleary-eyed
>You will never read the paper and enjoy eachother's company
>You will never kiss her on the cheek and wish her a good day at work (and maybe promising something special when she gets back home tonight)
Stop making me feel lonely.

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>>28425389
>>28425420
>she actually kisses you before she goes off to work

>>28425237
I am so gonna email you when I get the kind of depression that comes with getting drunk off my ass.

>>28425430
>>28425420
>kissing
already getting hot in here

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Zecora was once a pony trafficker, one of the best in Ungula. Many a young stallion was sold into slavery through her cunning words. She only left after a deal went sour and powerful zebras wanted her dead.
When she discovers Anon, an exotic, one-of-a-kind colt, she sees a way to get back in her bosses' good graces and go back home.

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>>28425449
Oh we can go hotter buddy boy.

>>28425430
>>28425420
>>28425389
>>28425286
>Just after you finish the last golden-brown pancake, she gives you a chaste peck on the lips before leaving for work.
>When she gets home, she immediately hugs you and tells you that she missed you.
>You two go to bed in warm cuddles and hoof-holding

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>>28425485
But we can't create a family lineage just cuddling and hoof holding!

>>28425441
Oh, shit, I had never considered this; drinking and having contact information at my disposal.

None of you are safe.

>>28425500
>On your anniversary, you nervously step inside the bedroom, wearing a dark red bathrobe
>Your wife pats the bed, telling you that it's okay, you'll take it slow
>You slip out of the robe and right next to her, facing her candlelit face.
>After a few uneasy moments, you and her finally do the deed
>Consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>28425485
F-Fug
>Under the blanket, she peppers you with kisses until she passionately smooches you on the lips
>Meanwhile the grumpy mare next door is grinding her teeth, seething to your giggles
>You'll invite her over tomorrow for some tea, and hopefully she'll calm down

>>28425531
Good thing I only use email for getting coupon codes

Well, if everyone's doing it, I might as well do it too.
[email protected]
If y'all wanna send any messages or ask me questions, just hit me up

>>28425531
Fuck, just don't flood the damn boxes with your dickpics and we'll be a-okay.

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>>28425584
No, you don't understand.

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I am the eidegeeeyiest cunt here

>>28425607
ok

>>28425607
>Teostra bow
Eww

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>>28425619
Itis the only good bough in minster hunter genreations anways

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>>28424327
>minion-shipping
>Celestia always sets up her assistants with cute guards
>She's the one who introduced her niece cantdance to that up and coming guard, her students brother
>Chrysalis tries to match drones she finds cute together all the time, but the drones find it awkward and creepy since they are all like brothers and sisters to each other
>Despite this she does actually succeed pretty often. But she doesn't know this because "no one must ever know!"
>If you ain't drowning in pussy and dick then you clearly arent working at the castle in the crystal empire
>Luna thinks all her guards are as pure as the driven snow
>They really really aren't, but they desperately try to keep up the illusion as they think she would be crushed if she learned the truth


>>28425607
There is no end to the dicks I would suck for a monster hunter released on a real system in the west. Guess I'll wait for 3ds emulation to get good so I can play on PC.

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>>28425812
Have fun waiting for 2020

>>28425812
>>Chrysalis tries to match drones she finds cute together all the time, but the drones find it awkward and creepy since they are all like brothers and sisters to each other
>>Despite this she does actually succeed pretty often. But she doesn't know this because "no one must ever know!"

Unbeknownst to them, she does know. Queen Mommy always knows. She just lets them think they can hide it from her.

>>28425882
I've been waiting since freedom unite anon. It's been 8 years already. And I'm STILL salty about this bullshit.
Recently been playing an emulated translated mhp3rd with a friend through evolve. Sometimes characters speak moonrunes, but mostly everything is translated. WHY don't they they port these games to PC?

>>28425901
>She actively fosters the family mentality to make the love all the more forbidden
>Chrysalis is a sick fuck who gets off on it

>>28425901
Chrysalis is the drunk redneck mom of the horn-wing horses.

>>28425812
>Anon works in the castle at the Crystal Empire
>His partners change really often and he usually doesn't even get along with them
>Cadence can't get a reading from Anon because of bullshit plot devices

>>28425441
That's fine. I've helped a lot of depressed Anon's over at fimfic. I have no problem talking to you, buddy

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>>28425901
>>28425951
>>28425968
oh boy

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>>28425901
>>28425951
>>28425968
>>28425974
So, what if two different changeling hives collide together?

Does it end up in one massive, week long breeding frenzy?

>there are no stories
>it's just faggots swapping emails
What happened to you RGRE?

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Did herdanon ever make a pastebin?

>>28426020
Friendship. The show has finally taught us something.

>>28426092
Fucking hell.

>>28426020
This is how RGRE dies

So I've been thinking of a project. I want to do a printed book with some of the greens written here. I know it's sound retardedly autistic, but I'm ok with that.

My big question is for the writefriends, would it be alright for me to put your words in there? I wouldn't sell the book, it would just be something to put on the shelf. The only thing on the cover would be a single ring.

LaP, Frosty, BNW, ApA(I hope you still lurk), and countless others, would it be alright with you all for me to do this?

>>28426092
>Friendship. The show has finally taught us something.
You manages to turn it into a lead-in to a speech on how every single member of the Anonymous, himself included, is an ass.
>>28426402
Do it, that will gain our reputation on /mlp/

>>28426402
Shit, I should get on with at least Knightpony and ClericAnon if you're putting something readable on the shelf.

>>28426429
I want to, but not without the writers permission. It would be pretty fucked up to use their stuff like that without it.

>>28426447
It's not something that's going to happen quickly, but I would really like to get something from everyone in there.... So get to writing so you can be horse-famous!

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>>28426450
>without the writers permission
Um... then ask, that not that hard. well expect anon writer. you don't need they permission anyway.

>>28426519
>that's
Shit. I must stop doing like this.

>>28425812
God eater 2 is on pc, which is... somewhat similar? Kinda.

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>>28425951
Because Sony pushed a bullshit trophy system on mh3prd, so when Nintendo offered to advertise, host and do other shit, it basically became an exclusive. That and monhun sells shit. The only reason the psp was successful was because of monhun freedom unite. Trust me, I don't like the 3dshit either, but its the only way to get my monhun fix. But, we can dream.

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>>28426771
>God eater 2 is on pc, which is... somewhat similar? Kinda
>God Eater
>Similar
>God. Eater.
>Similar to Monster Hunter
>A Shit Weaboo Hunting Rip Off
>Similar to a nearly perfect game
What kinda drugs are you on? If you're gonna go for a rip off, get Soul Sacrifice. It's Really good.

>>28426402
I'm fine with it.

Man, this thread is something of a writefag roll call...

...
Tom servo! Croooooooowwww

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>>28426771
You know it just isn't the same thing. It does nothing to soothe the burn.
>>28426787
I understand them dropping sony. Sony is actually my favourite company when it comes to the consoles, but I still understand dropping them if they pulled some shit.
But there are multiple monster hunter games on PC... in fucking Japan and CHINA exclusively. The Chinese free to play shit MIGHT eventually come here to the west, but how the fuck arent they already here? Fucking dirty communist gooks getting monster hunter while we don't.
I swear capcom is the company I hate the most. Not because they are bad, but because they always manage to do the most infuriating things to games I actually enjoy. You can only truly hate something after you loved it.

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>>28426826
Well, we are the minority. Although we'll take Fatalis cocks up our ass for monster hunter games, the rest of the west are just french. (no offense, it's just... JE SUIS MONTE!) They like casual rpgs like persona, and before you bring up dark souls, how many people do you know actually beat the first game? Yeah. Fuck me though, are they actually porting mhpc? OhhhhHHHhhhhHHHhhhhhh

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>>28425216
Nobody said anything about the dong ring....and now we have merciless shitposting.

>>28426891

By first game do you mean Demon souls or Dark souls one? Cus demon was grind for weed the game, & I started at the hellish black world tenancy holiday event. Shit was so hard compared to any other soul game.

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>>28427125
Honestly both fit the title for casul anus stretcher

Not RGRE ENOUGH!

>>28425286
Ffffuuuck. Why u gotta make me feel sad with boxpone reminder?

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>>28427244
Why whatever do you mean?

>>28427275
Fuuuck yooouuuu!
So much for a peaceful sleep.
Poor MG/AD. She died with her thread.

>>28425584
>>28425237
You two are insane, you do know this right?

>>28427405
Honestly, I believe there is a fine line between insanity and brilliance and those two, as well as a number of writers present and past, traverse that line quite well.

>>28426398
Yup.

>You are Anon and you are currently arguing with Table Flip, the owner of the local comic shop, about who would win a fight between Supermare and Goatku
>Obviously Goatku would win but she keeps pulling out stupid as elseworlds comics to try and counter his obvious greatness
>Getting annoyed by her retarded fangirling you turn to the gathered mares and pose the question to them
"YO TWATS! TELL THIS IGNORANT SAVAGE THAT GOATKU WOULD TOTALLY BEAT SUPERMAN IN A FIGHT!"
>The gathered mares stare at you in disbelief before they all start shouting about the superiority of Supermare
>You sear these EQ comics fans just sit around all day shlicking to their shit stories
>Among all the dissension you hear a single voice of reason
>"Obviously Goatku would win. In issue 228 of the moonga he easily beat a character that is a direct eastern equivalent of Supermare."
>Searching out this wise mare among fools you find a cream colored mare with an unfortunate main and tail color
"Finally a mare after my own heart!"
>Rushing over to her you lift her blushing form into your arms
>The room goes silent as every mare stares at you in disbelief
>The mare in your arms goes even redder
"Me and this brilliant mind are leaving to go back to my place to speak of the finer points of distinction between comics and moonga. You philistines can have your Supermare!"
>with that you turn and stride out of the shop
>As you leave you can hear voices shouting from behind you
>"Wait no you are right! Goatku would totally win!"
>"Can I come to?"
>"Hey she didn't pay for that comic she is holding!"
>"MOONDANCER YOU TRAITOR! YOU PROMISED I HAD FIRST DIBS!"
>Ignoring them all you stride home with your new comic buddy in your arms.

>>28427458
> Kidnapping the cute nerd and making all her friends jealous as fuck.
Yeeeeees

>>28425237
Are anonymous losers permitted to message you?

>>28425237
C-can i talk to you LAP senpai?

>>28426398
Yep, this is how it dies. ApA, Frosty, and BNW turning into a three-writefag email group, and eventually the rest of the writefags will put up their emails. The only remaining contentfag who doesn't have their email on will be durnk, pencil-rgre, and new writefags. RGRE is over and dead and Anons will be there to witness it cough its last breath.

I remember something from AiE, more of a setting that one of the most dama infused writers came up with that in all honesty, never seen someone else do.

Anon came to equestria pre banishment, knew the princesses, and either gets dicked over or fucks up and ponies want blood. The princesses decided that they will send anon home, the reason they didn't before was the very low chance of success, the reason they do it now, anon got dicked over/fucked up they cant save him and its either try to send him back or at best prison for the rest of his life Id rather kill you then let you die. One massive spell later, anon is in present equestria.

No real idea for it, just wanted to point out a setting that could be used that never gets used.

The writer who though this up had anon bring nuclear power to equestria, the plant explodes, no one is killed, but birth defects start to show up, alicorns celestia size giving birth to deformed dwarf non alicorns. Celestia and Luna don't believe anon should be punished, but due to pressure from the entire country, anon is in jail, and the above kill you then let you die happens. Poof, here is anon at ground zero so long after its no longer uninhabitable... it just so happens to be sweet apple acres.

>>28427773
If you want. Like I said, anyone can shoot the shit with me if they feel like it, Anon, writer, or whateverthefuck

>>28426402
I don't have a problem with it, book away if you wish

>>28426402
Also, yeah, it's fine if you put my horsewords. Make sure to leave us a picture of what the book looks like if you make it

>>28426402
>a book with some of the greens written here
"To RGRE and Back Again" An absolutely HUGE, leather-bound book, written with quill and ink in that fancy calligraphy from the Lord of the Rings, (eh, rings) decorated with ink drawings and miniatures and containing all the stories from these threads.

Knightpony and ClericAnon update in 1-2 hours
Curse these literal broken hands

>>28428000
Your hands are broken? No excuses. Either get voice-recognition software or start typing using your face. No brakes, or pay.

>Be Luna
>Be walking through dreams,
>Find the most potent nightmare you ever felt.
>You go to help whatever pony was having the nightmare
>Inside, you see you
>In your room
>Very scared
>You look around to see if you can find the pony having the nightmare while imagining you
>You find none
>The other you just stares at the door
>Through the crack you see pink
>Is slowly pushes its way though the crack
>Shit filly this is starting to scare you a bit now too.
>With a pop the pink that made it through pops into pinkie pie's face
>The other you is screaming at it to get back
>But pinkie doesn't listen
>She pushes herself through the door crack more and more.
>Once she is though she slowly walks to other luna, and another pinkie is coming through
>You look around
>Pinkie is coming through every crack that there is.
>They are swarming the other you
>Other you broke down sobbing
>One of the pinkies turns to you
>This shouldnt be
>"You don't belong here"
>You violently wake up
>Breathing heavily
>Soaked in sweat
>You look around
>It was just a dream
>You look around your room...
>You get up and inspect where the pinkies came from
>Every crack is there
>Every one
>Well...
>You leave your room
>You go to the designated cake disposal room
>You barge in
>You get into her bed
>She wakes up
>Before she can talk
"Tia, we saw something that makes us fear"
>You are shaken, fairly bad
>The room was a perfect representation of yours
>Whoevers dream that was, knew your room better then you did
>Who the fuck was the other luna?

>Be anon
>Man you had a fucked up dream
>You pet pinkies bushy mane
>burry your face in it
>And drift back to sleep.

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>Rarity loves anon unconditionally like a wife
>the greatest one needed a husband

>>28428020
>designated cake disposal room
kek.
no, wait
cake

>>28428039
>Nun
Um... i don't know about this.

>>28425461
Many years later, tales are told of the mare who literally had the stripes fucked off her.

>>28425470
Fluttershy is so pure that to preserve her purity, she only lets anon do butt stuff with her. She is shockingly willing to go atm without a care in the world.

>>28426809
Never understood why people liked that akward as fuck to control game. (only ever played the psp version, worst 20$ i ever spent in my life on a game)

>>28428064
Anon, have you never seen a porn... this has all the trappings of something real fucking kinky.

I lied. Knightpony and ClericAnon update now

>You kick some dirt and huff.
>Waiting for Golden Crest was painful.
>Every minute felt like an hour.
>Lick stayed unmoving at your side, as if the stallion was fashioned out of stone.
>You poke Lick and he does not flinch.
>This is torture.
"Can't I step inside, just a little bit?"
>Lick shakes his head and scowls at you.
>You throw back your head in boredom.
>...
>What's taking Goldie so long?
>By now she should be back.
>It's getting dark now.
>Should you use your flare?
>Hmm... Nah.
>...
>What time is it now?
>You've spent so much time doing absolutely nothing that it could be recorded as an immeasurable feat only you could have done.
>Just end this life now, Faust. Anything could be better than this boredom.
>...
>What games could you play? Oh, what games could be played?
>Hoofrock-Hoofpaper-Hoofscissors?
>You attempt playing Hoofrock-Hoofpaper-Hoofscissors with yourself.
>Unfortunately you didn't have hooves, since you were Anonymous.
>Anonymous, the only of your kind, destined to wait here.
>Destined to die of boredom.
>...
>You tap your feet to a rhythm known only to you.
>Created just a second ago, your rhythm fills your head and urges you to move.
>With the rhythm, just the perfect tune writes itself into your head.
>"Don't do that."
>A hoof on your shoulder stops you in your tracks
>Lick grumbles and stops you from bursting into song.
"Jerk."
>You pout and huff.
>Lick is unmoving.
>You cross your arms and turn away from him.
>Stupid idiot.
---
>This must be the sixth time that we've came across this exact same stump.
>Faust be damned. This forest is driving you mad.
>You stomp your hoof and kick the dirt.
"Damned woods. Damned place."
>You pick up a stone and hurl it at a tree.
>It bounces off the tree with an indent.
>You growl.
>"Ma'am?"

>>28428086
>You turn to Thaum and scowl.
"What is it? Is it important?"
>Thaum flinches in intimidation and looks around, avoiding your gaze.
>"N-Nothing."
>She scratches the back of her head with her hoof and looks away.
>The three of you return to the path.
>You turn right.
>Left.
>Right.
>The damned stump again.
>The Faust damned stump again!
>You growl and smack a tree with your hooves.
>"Ma'am?"
>Stomping your hoof, you fuss and kick.
>"M-Madam?"
>You unsheathe your sword and whack the stump in anger.
>The stump gives slightly and shakes.
>The top crumbles and inside is a...
>"What's inside?"
>Everypony peers inside to see a doll of a hooded pony.
"It's... It's a doll."
>The doll was grayish brown and looked like it had a rough texture.
>You were sure that the doll was made from the same fabrics that potato sacks are made from.
>You're unsure if you want to touch it.
>"It's not much, is it, Ma'am?"
>You pick up the doll and the sound of a glass shattering echoes throughout the woods.
>Your hoof recoils in instinct to pain as it bleeds slightly from what looks like a small paper cut.
>"why did you touch my doll"
>A small colt's voice emits through the small burlap pony.
>This isn't good.
>You grab your sword again.
>The woods fades into an eerie black and white, almost fittingly.
>"Madam, do you see this!?"
>Pummel assumes a fighting stance.
>The trees stretch upwards, looking more like iron bars and teeth looking to take a bite.
>Everything seems to stretch and warp in a non-Hooveclidean sort of way.
>It's that damn doll's fault!
>You grab the doll and it shakes violently.
>Its plush limbs flails in every direction, whipping and pulling from everywhere.

>>28428092
>A scream rattles your bones as the doll thrashes and jerks.
>"give me back my doll please"
>The voice rumbles out from nowhere but you could feel it vibrating your bones.
>A pull from the doll breaks it free from your grasp.
>"please don't take my doll"
>The small plush pony floats itself to the middle of the group.
>Its button eyes glow with menacing blue light.
>A whirlwind spins the trees and the air whips and tears through anything with vicious force.
>The whirlwind scrapes and scratches at the metal lining in your armor.
>"leave now leave now leave now"
>The voice remains a bone-chilling monotone.
>Your armor tears and your fur rips from your skin, stinging horribly.
>Pummel struggles and faces you.
>"Madam! We must heed its advice! We have to leave Hollowed Woods! It's too dangerous, even for you, Madam! Madam, this isn't good!"
>You grit your teeth and sheath your sword.
"Mares, stand your ground! We're not leaving!"
>You dig your hooves into the ground.
>You could barely move a bit.
>The whirlwind is forcing you back and pushing you down.
>Thaum attempts casting but the magic fizzles and wears out.
>"Dammit! Ma'am, we have to flee! Even my magic can't get through!"
>A low growl comes from your throat.
>You aren't going to flee from any fight.
>You'd rather die than be branded a coward.
"I said, we're not leavi--"
>"PURIFY! DISPEL!"
>A voice comes from behind you and the wind stops.
>All movement from the trees end.
>The burlap doll falls silently to the ground.
>"Scan."
"We could have handled that, you know."
>You grumble.
>"Yeah, right."

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>>28428097
>You turn to look behind you and you see Anonymous standing, holding his staff.
>He was angry, alright.
>"You said you had this taken care of! I come to check on you, and I see you three nearly killed! Mares and their dumb pride! If I were here, I would have checked the doll with a spell first, then dispelled any spirits!"
>You hear Anonymous groaning.
"And what about you, huh!? I told you to stay back with Lick! Where is he, anyways!?"
>"That-That's not important right now! I have to go with you! Who knows what will happen?"
>Anonymous stamps his staff on the ground and stands firmly.
"Not in Tartarus! Let me get this in your no-good stallion head! I don't want you hurt! Now go back and let us finish the quest."
>Anonymous's stance faltered and he looked down.
>You turn your back to Anonymous.
>"M-Madam, if I may, I'd take a short break here...with Anonymous."
>"Me too. I'll stay here for a bit, Ma'am."
>You fix your jaw and huff.
"Fine. I'll go ahead."
>You begin a rigid walk deeper into Hollowed Woods.
>...
>Alone again, huh?
>You had an outburst again.
>You shouted and hurt his feelings.
>Why did you do this?
>You aren't usually like this when you're angry.
>...
>These rocks look very interesting.
>Ugh!
>You unsheathe your sword and whack at the trees with all your force.
>The sword gets stuck and you trip from the momentum.
>Screw the trees!
>Screw the ground!
"Ugh! Screw everything!"
>You throw your hooves at the ground in frustration.
>"I see you're angry. Is there anything I can do to help?"
>You look up and see a familiar figure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTP3QT4VVCM

>>28428101
Alright. That's the latest update. Pastebin's here.
http://pastebin.com/VTs1TU5G

>>28427929
>>28426398
>>28427421
Who said that RGRE is over? RGRE is nevah ovah.

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>>28428108
AWESOME!

Here's a prompt.

>Anon has mostly settled into Equestrian life
>He has a house, a job, a wife (preferably Pinkie), and three cute horse-children
>Family sitcom shenanigans ensues, only Anon is the 'mom' of the show.

>>28426398
>one writefag leaves
>three writefags exchange email
>The writefags not leaving still write
>The thread continues to get new writers
you heard it you guys it's over

>>28426402
Down to clown. Go right ahead.

>>28427281
It's just as well. It brought out the inner white-knight "eat al the eggs" faggot when I read her thread. It made me want to spoil and dote on her until she was happy and all around not treat her like a mature, thinking creature.

>>28428108
Oh yeah, forgot to mention. If any of y'all would like to hit me up, talk to me, or anything, my email's up there. I won't be able to check it right now, but probably in 8-10 hours I would be because I'm going over to a friend's house for a while.

>1000 years ago, Royalty was allowed to take any common stallion they wished as a concubine
>Times have changed, but Luna hasn't
>When she sees Anon, she immediately zaps him and takes him as her personal fucktoy
>If his waifu disagrees or tries to fight, it's off to the dungeons with her
>His waifu may or may not be Celestia

>>28426402
Sure I don't mind, that be awesome man who is named after evil propeller

emergency promt inbound!
>lucid dreaming is really easy in equestria
>anon spends most of his time sleeping
>a few days ago he was general patton
>the next he roman soldier
>luna scans his dreams and is suprised to see a stallion with such i violent mind
>something something rgre

>”Gas! It’s gas!”
>A shout rang out across the line. A shout of mortal fear.
>The young boy next to you, no more than sixteen started shivering in fear. In a quivering voice and a shaking hand he clutches a small cross necklace and prays.
>”Oh god, oh god! Please, god! Not today, please!”
>You yourself feel nothing. Why bother? Why spend your last moments terrified?
>As the cloud of green-yellow gas began to slowly move down the trench, with the same direction of the wind, men began to make a decision.
>Die by gas, or die by machine-gun.
>Hundreds of men, from the trenches behind you and the ones in yours ran straight towards the enemy's line, barely a hundred meters away.
>No use run backward; the gas cloud was wide and thick. The german artillerymen must’ve shot a couple canisters behind.
>The wailing of the private next to you steadily increased as the gas drew closer and closer to you spots in the trench.
>”Mother! Mother! Why didn’t I stay home!? Why did I have’ta follow Bobby into this fucking war?!
>With a slightly shaking hand, you grab his hand still holding tightly onto the cross.
>The gas was nearly upon you now. Death wouldn’t be immediate- just painful. The gas would dissolve your lungs. Hm. At least it wasn’t mustard gas. Those blisters didn’t look particularly nice.
“It’s gonna be alright, boy. When we go, just know that it’s not over. We’re a gonna go to heaven, boy. It’s alright.”
>It surrounded you. It hurt so bad. You fall down next to the child, still clutching him hand.
>As he begins to choke and wheeze, you looks into you eyes.
>A brief understanding comes to him as he stares at you. Soon enough, he dazes off. His body lands next to you.
>You stare up at the sky.
>Darkness.

>>28429092
>You wake up.
>Holy shit, that was kind of epic.
>Who knew drinking two bottles of vodka before reading’ All Quiet on the Western Front’ would give you dreams like that.
>What a start to the day.

>Meanwhile;
>*BLARGGHHHFFF*
>Luna pukes onto the floor while crying.
>”What type of colt..”
>She vomits again.
>”Would be forced to go through that!?”

>>28429092
>>28429095
Holy spelling errors, batman.
Sorry guys, I'm really drunk and decided it would be o.k to post without spell-checking.

>>28429103
Spelling errors or not that was fucking awesome. Hell, what other books would any of us have that could disgust Luna? SOMEONE GET ME LIT UP IN HERE, I NEED 30CCS OF FUCKED UP WAR SHIT STAT!

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>>28429092
>>28429095
>someone actually using my promt
this is a nice feeling.

>>28429113
>>28429133
>Link to present-tense & corrected version
http://pastebin.com/ackprG5F

>>28428538

"No."
>Princess Luna blinks in confusion, which quickly turns to anger.
>"No? What does thou mean 'no'?! We are a Princess of Equestria!"
>You glare at your captor.
"You kidnapped me off the street and then declared I was your concubine."
>"Such is our right as royalty!"
"Yeah well, screw that. I'm not spreading my legs for you just because you say I should. Throw me in the dungeon if you want, it's not happening."
>The blue alicorn snorts, her horn glowing menacingly.
>"And what is stopping us from using our magics to simply take what we desire?"
"Nothing, admittedly. But you want ponies to like you and your night, don't you?"
>She appears to be thinking about your question.
>"Correct."
"Well imagine how they feel about you just be able to grab their brothers, sons, and husbands off the street whenever you want? It's not conductive to a good public image."
>"Our ponies did not complain 1000 years ago!"
>You face palmed.
"Because they were terrified of you, and rightly so. Would you speak up knowing there was a chance to be imprisoned or executed if you did?"
>My God, I think she's actually considering it.
>Then she shakes her head in denial.
>"Wait a minute, thou art delibrately distracting us!"
>Darn.
>She uses her magic to throw you on the bed and remove your clothes.
>She looks at you with hungry eyes.
>"Do not be afraid, ape creature. While we are out of practice, every stallion who has served as one of our concubines has enjoyed the experience! No matter whom they were with before, no mare can compare to intercourse with a Princess!"
>You really doubt that.
>That's when the door swung open, Celestia standing there with an annoyed expression.
>"Luna, please stop. I told you we aren't allowed to just claim any male we want as a concubine anymore."
>Luna scowls, Why not?"
>"It caused too many wars with foreign nations when we took their males."
>She removes her magic and stomps out the room, grumbling about things being more fun 1000 years ago.

>>28429180

And that's when Luna decided to simply seduce the alien rather than rape him.

After all, no common mare can compare to Princess! It can't be that hard to get a married male into bed with her?

>>28429133
Oh, yeah. Sorry for not replying to your prompt. Also, thank you for the prompt.

>>28429113
Well, there's always the classic "Catch-22" which I believe coined that phrase. Maybe have anon dream about being Yossarian, his frustrations with the general absurdities and bullshit (like Milo contracting with the Germans to attack the Americans or buying eggs at $0.07 and making a profit selling them at $0.05); as well as watching his buddy die right in front of him and unable to help.

>>28429113
Not war stuff but use Orwellian stories to make her cry.

>>28429359
What about anon dreaming about playing DooM?

>>28429095
Neat.

>>28429423
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

>>28429423
Who's afraid of Doom?

>>28429488
Cuddly plush pone princesses that could use a cuddle after a nightmare? pun not intended.

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>>28429488
Someone who's never heard or seen of it, in a world where demons can literally escape from hell into their world and thinks it's real.

>>28429501
>>28429517
Sounds dumb. Whatever. Write if you feel like it.

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>>28428290
So guess i can't update then huh... Ah, fuck it! I'll update anyway!

>>28407306
>Be Anon.
>You and Twilight are walking through town.
>Some mint green mare has been following you.
>She’s far enough back were she goes unnoticed by Twilight, but in a world where you can see over everyone fairly easy. It’s kinda hard to sneak up on you.
>She seems to speed up walking towards you.
>”H-Hey you! Human!” She shouts. “Wait up!”
>How did she know you were a human?
>You stop and look at her, Twilight does the same.
“How did you know I was human!?”
>You ask in a demanding tone.
>”Well you’re definitely not a pony.” She says then mutters something under her breath.
“What was that?”
>”And I wh-“ And again with the muttering.
“What?”
>”And I watch the show!” She shouts.
>The show?
“What show?”
>”Ya know, MLH. “
“MLH?”
>You ask more confused than before.
>”Yah, MLH, My Lil Human!” She says happily. “Although, your not that small… Oh well! Will you marry me! “
>Wait! What now!

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>>28429625
>”N-No, he won’t marry you!” Twilight cuts in “He’s my coltfriend!” She says defensively.
>”Well, can I join your herd?” The mint green unicorn ask.
>”We don’t know you! At least invite us on a date first!” Twilight says sounding insulted.
>Wait, herd?
>”Oh, well I’m Lyra. Can I join now?”
>Twilight just pulls you by your pants leg leading you away.
“Twilight, what did she mean by join our herd?”
>Twilight looks shocked.
>”Anon, did your parents never give you… the talk?” She ask looking sad and worried at you.
“You mean about sex? Yah, but that doesn’t answer my question.”
>This just makes her confused.
>”Then you should-“ realization strikes her. “A-Anon, are humans monogamous?”
“Well yah, I’m guessing ponies aren’t?”
>”W-Well, no, most ponies have one stallion and multiple mare’s. But I guess we can have a monogamous relationship if you want.”Twilight says disappointed.
>So you can fuck more than one chick and NOT get in trouble.
>Like hell you’re passing that up!
“No Twilight, I think herding sounds like a good idea. We should do it.”
>”REALLY! That’s wonderful! I-I mean-“ She stutters. “As long as you’re okay with it.”
>You chuckle.
“Yes Twilight, okay with it.”
>Twilight pumps her hoof in the air and whispers “yes!”.
>You and Twilight continue on a path till you reach a hut with animals all around it.
>There is a cute Pegasus with a pink mane pouring food for the animals near the hut.
>Twilight nudges you with a hoof.
>”That’s my friend Fluttershy, she’s REALLY shy with most pony’s so try to be calm and quite with her please. “ Twilight whispers to you.
“Okay, can do. “
>”Thanks.”

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Alright, I decided to write a story with Cheerilee in it. I'm going to use Pencil's suggestion. Kinda. But that's not why I'm posting.

I've been talking to Comfy about a few characters and how they can and would mix and intermingle. Their strengths, weaknesses, etc. While we were doing this, I remembered this fella by the name of Nebulus writing character sheet things for each of the mane six in the Flutterrape thread. He talked about what kind of ponies each of them are, their character, how they can and will act in general, and he showed how they may or may not act in a world where ponies want to rape Anon.

Since I have an hour or so before I gotta go to work, and I need to keep my fucking hands busy, I decided to go ahead and do one for each of the mane six in an RGRE setting.

I'll do 'em all over the next couple of days. If you think whatever I write is a load of shit, that's fine, I just want to spitball ideas/thoughts/concepts so that I don't FUCKING LOSE IT.

And hopefully this gets some Anon's discussing

>>28429625
I don't know why or for what reason, but hearing this being said by Lyra makes me want to cry for our own fanbase.

>>28429638
LaP you are too based for us.

>>28429638
Neat.

>>28429637
>You both approach the mare.
>She notices you and her eyes go wide and a blush crosses her face.
>”O-oh, my.” She mutters In a cute way that could make a baby have a heart attack. “Twilight who is your, um, friend.” She ask looking at Twilight.
>”This is Anon, and he’s my new coltfriend.” Twilight says proudly.
>”Oh, you’re very lucky” She says to Twilight as she looks at you. “Hello Anon, my name is Fluttershy. It’s very nice to meet you, I’ve never met a…Oh, I’m sorry what are you… sorry.” She ask hiding behind her mane fearing she offended you.
>Hnng!
“Its alright. I’m a human.”
>”O-oh I’ve never met a human before.” She says a bit excited ”M-May I touch your arm? If that’s alright of course.”
>That’s a bit weird to ask… but you see no problem with it.
“Sure.”
>You say as you move your arm in front of you towards Fluttershy.
>She takes it in her hooves and begins to softly rub one across your skin.
>”It-it’s so smooth! I’ve never felt anything like it!”
>You begin to think of something.
>You wrap Fluttershy in a hug and use one hand to gently pet her fur.
>”O-Oh my! That feels nice~.” She cooed as she begins to blush.
>You let her go and she flies over to Twilight.
>”T-Twilight, can we um, talk in private. “she ask knocking Twilight out of a trance she had entered when you grabbed Fluttershy.
>”H-HUH! Oh, um yes.”
>They both walk behind the hut leaving you.
>A lil rabbit bounces up to you looking angry.
“What’s the matter lil guy?”
>He point’s towards where Fluttershy went then you then does a petting motion.
“Aww, does somebody want pet’s too?”
>You coo as you pick up the lil bunny.
>It struggles a bit but when you begin to pet it it goes limp in your arm’s.
>You sit like that petting the bunny until the two mares come back.

>>28429669
>You place the bunny down and it looks at you and hop’s away.
>”Anon. “ Twilight says. “Fluttershy would like to know if she can join our herd.”

Ok, I’m stopping here.Sorry if i fucked up on Lyra but i didn't know how to make her act. Anyways, remember to give feedback and thanks for reading.

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>>28429641
Eh, I don't know why but it just seemed like something she'd do to me.

>>28429689
where did she even go? did i miss it, she seemed to just phase out of the story with no transition.

>Twilight finds a spell that allows other creatures to impregnate ponies
>Come up with a plan to tie up, gag, and rape anon in AJ's barn during their next estrus
>Ponies mistake every sign of pleasure as a sign of resistance as they rape anon

>>28429733
Twilight pulled Anon away from her. I know it was sudden but i might give her more throughout the story. It all depends.

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We'll do Flutter's first:

Fluttershy is a very interesting character with a lot of layers. Most of the time she is a shy, meek individual. She doesn't like to be in the spotlight. Talking to new ponies makes her nervous. She keeps her voice low and her head down. She's so shy and meek, in fact, that ponies usually don't have trouble pushing her around to do what they want, be they stranger, Rainbow Dash, or even her own pets.

But as much of a scaredy cat or pushover she is, Fluttershy is not a coward. You might be able to push her around, but if you do something to her friends the pegasus can and will grow and spine to stop them. This is the same mare that has fought numerous super villains, a dragon, and a magical chicken that turns ponies into stone, all to protect her friends. And over the seasons she's gotten more and more confident in her abilities. She still might not like the spotlight, and she might jump at every shadow, but she can be and is very strong individual.

Think of her as a sumo wrestler. People think that she's just this soft, gooey person; someone that you don't need to be concerned about or see anything other than a push over. But under all of that fat--i.e. fears and low confidence-- there's a tough, muscle-bound, STRONG japanese man there... or something.

It's not really hard to see how Flutters would act in the RGRE world.

She's shy. It's doubtful that she's talked to any stallion other than her brother in her own provocation. She probably gets flustered very easily, becoming red, tongue-tied, the works.

Because she can't talk to stallions she might have low confidence. She probably wonders how other mares can just walk up and talk to colts like it's nothing. She might even think that there's something wrong with her; something that makes the colts run. She wouldn't realize that she, an ex-model, is actually a very pretty pony that any stallion would love to have.

Continued...

>>28429741
I could only see this working if a) Anon was gay, or b) Anon already has a marefriend/herd.

>>28429766
Fluttershy would be very protective of her mate, I imagine.

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>>28429766

Now, let's consider how she would look at a human/Anon/whatever the fuck.

Flutter's doesn't seem like she's a very conservative family. Her mom, dad, even brother seem like a bunch of dirty hippie weirdos. Her living in the woods in nature and her friendship with green hippie pone (who's name I can't fucking remember) cements that she is both a nature-loving and go-with-the-flow person.

Out of any of the mane six, other than Twilight perhaps, she will probably be the first not to see you as some sort of terrible monster. She would probably be the most likely out of all of them to turn you into her too-pure-for-this-world husbando.

Horse rating: bretty okay as far horses go

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>>28429814
>Horse rating: bretty okay as far horses go
>IMPLYING
SHE IS BEST HORSE

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>>28429833
Dubs confirm Flutter butter as best pone.

>>28427929
Um, like having an email conversations will stop any one of them from actual content posting. One thing is to have such way of talking or discussing something important tet-a-tet and another to have an alternative for thread (like discord chats which killed more threads than Propeller - our writefags)...

And besides I'm pretty sure that no one needs my email. Maybe for "when you'll finish pics?" questions, I dunno

>>28429772
Why's that? The ponies only think they're raping him> He's having the time of his life but the main 6 just mistakes every sign of pleasure as resistance. ie: Muffled moans as anon trying to yell through the gag. Trying to hump into a pony being mistaken as struggling. Etc

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>>28429833
>>28429844
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED

>>28429689
I'm sorry, but that really unpleasant to read. I won't bother pointing out the usual apostrophe issues. I'm not even sure where to begin.

Anon just accepts Lyra's offer like that? And then Fluttershy asks too? You're rushing the story out way too fast. Things just seem to happen and the characters say things but there's barely life in them and they feel like sock puppets without interaction. Everything is so formulaic.

You've clearly read what others have written and try to copy that, but it doesn't work.

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>>28429845
The only thing I'd really use it for is to ask them what they think about something if I'm hesatent about posting a update.

>>28429863
I've got it going like this for a reason and i don't want to spoil it but if you dont care read this if you do ignore it stalionist in equestria are getting badto the point that even twilight's dad dropped her mom because "ma freedom!" This is causing birth rates in equestria to plummet. So when the mare's of ponyvill see a stallion like Anon who doesn't care about "ma freedom!" and "down with the mare! " they try to get some as fast as possible. Anon will eventually find out about this. I don't want to ruin it too much so this is all I'll share. But again please do point out spelling errors. Also Anon didn't accept Lyra.

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Alright, we'll do Rarararararara next:

Rarity is an odd one. If her parents are anything to go by, her upbringing was anything other than ladylike. She probably grew up in a regular, middle-income family in Ponyville or one of the smaller towns in Equestria. She would have had to scratch and claw to make herself into a lady. I imagine she taught herself to walk, talk, carry herself, even speak as she does.

This here horse is a fucking hard worker, maybe even moreso than Applejack. She's a businessmare, someone that owns multiple, very successful shops all around the country. Some very famous, powerful ponies have worn and seen her work, and because of it she no doubt has some friends in very high places. If she wanted she probably would be a noblemare like she wanted when she was a filly.

She's confident, pretty, smart, and probably VERY wealthy. She knows this, and she wants you to know this. Think of her as the super pretty popular, pretty girl in school.

All things considered, she should be the biggest, vilest bitch in the whole wide world, but she's not. Rarity is a very, kind, generous pony. She loves her work for the simple pleasure of making beautiful things. Though she is no doubt busy, she doesn't hesitate to offer a hoof whenever someone, be they friend or stranger, is in need.

She may get a little too "in the zone" for her own good every once in awhile, but she's an ARTIST. Such things are expected for someone like her.

Rarity could be many things in the RGRE world.

She could be the jock that every mare wants to be and every stallion wants to be with, she could be the feminine weirdo whose friends think she's a dyke, or anything in between.

Continue...

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>>28429814
>green hippie pone
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>>28428270
So... basically Simpsons but with Anon as an "only adult adequate in a family" Marge and waifu Bombshell for fun and because it fits her as a "silly one but still head of family" Homer and kids learning stuff from both parents? Mmm, so many possibilities...

If you guys don't like the story and the way it's going, please let me know so i can rewrite it or just stop.

>>28429948
KEEP GOING, YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH FAGGOTS COMPLAING TO JUSTIFY HESITATION!

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>>28429921
Now, lets see how dress hoers would react to your pale ass.

She doesn't seem like a very conservative pony to me. She might see you as exotic, but she may also not see you in a romantic light because of some VERY specific beliefs on beauty. I'd place her behind Flutters, Twilight, and Pinkie on the scale of "I want to fug the humey"

If squiggle tail did actually have an interest in you, expected to be wooed thoroughly and efficiently. Flowers, fancy dinner dates, the works. Out of all of the mane six I think that Rarity would be the most doting. If she found a good, honest, loving stallion/human/apelien she would go out of her way to not only show you that she cared and loved you, but you were so special to her that no other compared

Pony rating: I'd bend her over her work station and so should you.

>>28429972
Alright, I'm done for now. I hope this helps, and if you have anything you want to add go ahead put your two cents in.

Pray for me fellas. Pray for me.

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>>28429994
Will you write more about Rare?

>>28429994
LaP you are the best at making bios. excellent work.

>>28429948
please go on

>>28429972
But what if I wanted to maintain by lone bachelor status in Equestria?

>>28429958
Haha, this made my day for some reason.

>>28429638
Just fap you madman.

>>28429948
In general, slow down.
Even if mares are jumping at the appearance of a reasonable stallion, there should be mares watching Anon with interest, trying to figure out if he's the real deal. Or maybe have Anon mention that he always feels like he's being watched in town.
Also, slow down and write internal narration for Anon. How does he feel as Twilight sets him up with her friend? A little guilty at the feel of cheating? Excited but nervous about how the friend will react? Does he check on Twilight to see how she's handling the sight of her colt friend playing with other mares? It also helps to describe physical reactions and sensations, and emotional nuances in the behaviours of others.

Another thing: Where did the hug come from? She didn't ask for it, flutters was busy with his arm. It's a weirdly intimate act to do with a mare you met five minutes ago. Also, did Twilight keep Anon from meeting her friends the entire time they were dating? Why isn't Fluttershy interested in where they met or how long they have been together?

Mares should be trying to court Anon and Twilight with dates, getting to know them, and making the case for joining the herd. Not just Facebook friend request into the herd.

>>28429948
I'd say >>28430971 hit the nail on the head. You're pushing everything full tilt, there's no room for character, as it is.

>>28430012
Rarity is gay.

>>28431514
What is character?

>>28429154
Pretty good famalam.
Hope to see you around here more.

page8 bump
friendship has ruined us all

>>28426402
Yeah, go for it. You can use my horsewords - also, If you do, can you send me the files so I can print one out myself? Then we can be book buddies!

>>28432500

Wasn't there a prompt where Anon had a shitty wife because of bullshit pone laws, but she got replaced with a changeling?

>Be anon
>you are officially fucked
>literally and figuratively
>You work and live at Sweet Apple Acres. It's hard work and the god damn summer sun doesn't make it any easier.
>Can you blame a guy for going out and getting shitfaced after a long hard days work?
>You didn't expect to wake up the next morning to Applejack kicking in your door, or find her sister laying in bed with you, being the "big" spoon or at least trying.
>The thing is you didn't get drunk enough to not remember shit. You know you went to sleep and alone that night.
>The little somnophilic bitch must have had some fun last night and while you weren't super drunk, you were drunk enough to be out like a light through the whole romp.
>Thanks to some shitty laws and overall opinion of stallions, you are now considered Applebloom's. You are owned.
>Shit gets worse too. Applebloom decided to get the rest of the CMC involved and now they are a part of the herd too.
>You can't even try to escape or else be imprisoned and sent back to the CMC.
>So here I am. The CMC's bitch. This was not the Equestria I wanted to live in.

>>28429972
being a harder work horse than the work horse applejack

Come on Lnp you can't take one of the few things Applejack has! She only has so much charactersitics!

I feel like depending on the writer Rarity could wind up becoming someone that is super awesome to hang out with and date as they have a bunch of the material stuff as well as the mindset to be generous, but if she gets into one of her dramatic times or too into her work it could be written out bad. Though it would be interesting to see a story that could showcase the relationship bits between Anon and Dresshorse not only the good bits, but how the two balance each other out, during their rocky bits say Dresshorse is super into a order and isn't wanting to eat or spend time with Anon/Sweetie Bell they try to break Rarity out of her order mode and it cuases a bit of ruffled feathers from Rarity needing to finish these orders quick as a wick!

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>>28429637
>>28429689

>Implying Twilight doesn't know Lyra when they were childhood friends and went to school together.

>>28425237
Get ready for guro images

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>>28425420 He's not real fluttershy

>>28433399
Yes, I really liked the idea. It's a clever way of seeing RGRE social roles being subverted without relying on the usual cliches.

>>28430971
I'm going to try doing that from now on, thank you for the feedback. Just remember Anon HASN'T accepted any ponies into his herd yet, just Twilight as his marefriend.

>>28433819
Oh shit! Sorry about that... I'm thinking about resetting from this update and trying again. This one was a cluster fuck i wrote while tired... That's okay with everyone right? If we just forget this update?

>>28433760
Welp....time to bury some children.

>>28433952
Do what sounds right to you, sis. Tell the story you want to tell.

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>>28433866
He's real in her heart.

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>>28433819
God, I just want to just kidnap all of those cute mares and keep them in my basement as my cuddle-slaves.

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>>28434177
I'd rather keep them in my bedroom.

Only at night, though. I'm sure they have lives they have to get to.

>>28433982
Okay, will do!

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>>28426402
We want a copy.
You'd best post this shit for us when you do it.

>>28426450
>Implying you should need permission from anyone to make a book for yourself

>>28427971
Write it.

>>28428020
I like this, continue it.

>>28429095
Heh.

>>28429180
Moon pon needs to git gud.

>>28429669
Anon/Angel OTP
>>28429689
>All these ponies immediately asking to herd with Anon
>A month later more than half of Equestria is in the herd
>Other nations are starting to demand that they also be allowed into the herd
>Wars are fought over who gets to be with the human
>A thousand Kirov class war-skyships are launched by the Minotaur Dairarchy after they are refused entry to Equestria
>"Yiff in Tartarus, furfags, the human's ours!" - Milk Minder, the Equestrian Ambassador to the island of Minos.

>>28429766
>...Flutters can grow a spine...
>Fluttershy grows spinal cord tentacles from all over her body to defeat her foes
>After she's done with them, they just sorta fall off.

>>28429845
>TFW it promplty went from emails to a discord chat

>>28429948
>Stopping
>Ever
Don't do that.

>>28433760
Get your grammar straight
Either you or I, not both mixed together.

CONT.

>>28434255
>>28433866
>Anon is believed to just be Fluttershy's imaginary friend
>None of the other ponies have met him since he lives out in the Everfree
>He isn't interested in moving to the town because he's already got a fucking house and it's not a shitty pony one
>None of the ponies are good enough at navigating the forest to actually find it when they go look
>This is because they cannot read the signposts Anon has left throughout the woods
>Which are in English, a language the ponies cannot read.
>Eventually the other ponies manage to convince Fluttershy she's just delusional
>She tells Anon to go away when he next visits her
>"You're not real! Leave me alone!"
"Yes I fucking well am, what's gotten into you?"
>"Go away, Dr. Cracked Pot said it's not healthy to have imaginary friends"
>This makes Anon quite annoyed and he goes into their town to make his displeasure known

>>28434264
Someone write this!

>>28434264
>"I've got the madness! Fluttershy, what have you done to me?!"
>Ponyville is now under quarantine when they discover that Fluttershy's delusions can jump from pony to pony

>>28434177
Why cuddle when you can be stimulated in every erogenous zone at once by six unicorns using telekinesis at the same time?

>>28434380
Why not do both?

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>>28434380
Because it's not about me.

It's about them, being cuddled by me.

Forever.

>>28434383
Only if they're high enough level to not fail their concentration checks.

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>>28433893
>>28433399
Since pic related was released, I want to see this prompt even more now.

>>28429698
...and for some reason I now have Smooth Criminal stuck in my head.

>>28434480
>Can you believe Anon's mare cooks for him?
>I even saw her doing the laundry!

>>28429637
>multiple mare's
You're doing it again friendo, double check your postings man.

>>28434368
>anon slaps everypone out of their hysteria
>makes it worse all the ponies are now thinking the hallucination has manifested physically

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>>28433760
> Not wanting a foalcon herd
Pleb

>>28433760
Implying they wont let you off the hoof and Applebloom won't get high fives the rest of her life for being the one to bag the hot alien stallion.
Implying mares wont say "nice" whenever talking about Applebloom and Anonymous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7SpXGz-XOc

>>28425216

>>28429689
More.

It's saturday,
Why so quiet down here?

>>28435336
The writefags are in their secret club and/or sleeping

>>28435336
Writefags have lives too Anon, but they'll come back sooner or later.

>>28435336
>Be Anon in Equestria
>Your arrival has dramatically advanced pony technology
>They now have magic televisions based on your refrigerator
>Because fucking magic, that's why.
>They magically project the show on a sheet of ice.
>This would be okay, except for one thing.
>They won't let you watch the pony saturday morning cartoons, saying they're not for colts.
>You have sworn vengeance upon their entire species in retaliation.
>The crystal ones too, those fuckers are all going down together.
>You have a plan.
>A brilliant and vile plan that will ensure they suffer for generations.
>You have used your influence to start a toy company.
>Not just any toy company, one who will sell their toys through cartoons.
>You have hired the best writers that have ever worked in the animatory arts.
>Summoned foul demons from the depths of tartarus to form a marketing department so ruthless and without decency, they'd pass for adequete back on earth.
>Focus groups have been assembles and their terrible ideas filed away to not be used.
>A few subtle nudges and sugegstions ensures that this show will be a hit.
>"My Lovable Human, Teamwork is Success"
>A show aimed only at little colts.
>Fine for them, but a grown pony wouldn't be caught watching such a thing, and you have a few prominent commentators in the newspapers spread this notion in their reviews.
>Now this might be enough, except those colts need to suffer too.
>"Changers, Golems in Disguise"
>A show aimed only at little fillies.

>>28435451
>Your contacts ar the major pony reatilers have been talked into splitting the toy aisle into sections for each gender.
>Their campaigns have been altered to match yours, creating a stigma against purchasing half their products for any given pony.
>There are doubters, but the executives are eager to try the strategies that gained human corporations global reach.
>They are rewarded for their unknowing betrayal of their culture with the hard-earned bits of pony parents from all parts.
>Little Billy Coltson needs his human doll, produced by the finiest overseas changelingnese workers the very best in cost-cutting can provide.
>The executives are happy for now.
>And by the time any of them realise what you've done, no amount of effort will be able to remove the deeply-rooted cultural changes.
>It might be decades, but they'll catch on eventually.
>If nothing else, you intend to publish a book of memoirs detailing how you revolutionised the toy industry.
>They'll read it, and they will weep.
>For there is one thing that these ponies will come to know:
>Anon can giveth, but Anon can also fucking taketh away.

>>28435451
>Summoned foul demons from the depths of tartarus to form a marketing department so ruthless and without decency, they'd pass for adequete back on earth.
You got me, durnk, I laughed at this bit.

>>28428744
The dream that really gets her is when he decided to try to re create the doom (reverse side) box art.

>>28429095
I love the idea of luna being forced to deal with anons dreams, if she is unable to get out of them till either anon wakes up or she has something traumatic happen all the better.

>>28434733
>makes it worse all the ponies are now thinking the hallucination has manifested physically

>Anon becomes Freddy Krueger.

I want this.

>>28435612
>Anon becomes Freddy Kuddler

Fix'd for you.

when anon is drunk he decides to sing one of his favorite songs from back home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

>>28435453
>Durnk anon
>Multiple posts of green
Yeah, I doubt it. Where's the real Durnk Anon?

>>28435618
The tragic story of a colt who thought he could fly... Pegasus stallions should have their wings removed to prevent this from happening.

>>28435618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE
the mares think its lewd.

>>28434778
Pics that include actual horse hooves on the end of their legs confuse me SO much. How can an earth pony with inch-thick hooves pick up something?

The answer to your filename is "no, I would not disappoint them".

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>>28435740
>How do magic ponies pick things up with hooves?
Fukken magic.
How that fukken magic works is up to whoever's writing at the time, of course.
Maybe the hooves flow and envelop the sides of what they're holding like those coffee ground balloon gripper things.
Maybe it's tactile telekinesis.
Maybe the hooves are actually hinged.
Perhaps it's ghosts doing it in exchange for the ponies providing them with a steady stream of pornography.
It could even be something truly strange, like there is no hoof.

>"He just reached in, grabbed it, and threw it at the wall with a splatter mark"
>You spit out some of your tea, holy shit this is funny.
>"Then he picked it up and threw it at the wall again, and again"
>You have to ask
"How many times could he possibly throw it at the wall? There couldn't have been much left"
>"It never got smaller"
>Oh... mystery solved
>"Celestia, he painted the walls with it.
>Well... not your idea of fun but
>"Then the ceiling"
>Ahh
>"And by doing that, the floor also got splattered"
>Luna drinks some more of her coffee, well... is it really still coffee if she ran out of coffee and its just straight whiskey now?
>Was it even coffee when more of the liquid inside was alcohol then coffee?
>Well... got a question for twilight that will keep her busy for a while... poor spike, you know he will either be the test subject or the guinea pig.
>Must send some hangover medicine
>"It was the showers celestia... He then turned them all on."
"Well that's good, at least he cleaned up af..."
>"THE WATER DID NOTHING"
>And most of canterlot now knows that too
>"Twas like tartarus, our own personal tartarus"
>Wow she isn't dealing with it well
>"He than went to what I have to assume is a military commander, was asked his input, and drew on the... well..."
>Another thing exclusive to anons world no doubt... or luna is more out of touch with the world then you realize
>"Twas like a chalk board... but with markers"
>Neet... maybe anon knows how they work
>"He proceeded to write 'I'm a tremendous cock slut' in a speech bubble while intricately drawing himself, we belive fornicateing with what he worte was his mom, while killing something"
>Oh, you wish you could have seen this one
>"The commander just said he didn't understand any of it, but it was a fantastic plan"
>You spit some tea again... god damnit you are going to have more tea on the table then in you at this rate.

>>28435797

"So, what happened?"
>"He went to a place, picked up what we assume was a weapon, and proceed to actually kill the thing... so at least 1/3 of his plan worked, possibly 2/3 of it was true"
>Is that a joke, or... you know what fuck it, anons been rubbing off on her lately best not to ask
>"Tia, he killed it in a hoofball... or hoofball like stadium"
>Ok where you going with this detail
>"Its giant eye fell out when he killed it"
>Oh, please go where you think this is going
>"He kicked a field goal form 70 bodies away"
*Whistle sound*
>"Yes, that was impressive, if not gory, but then something happened, It was like he had an out of body experience for a minute, then he was in a room, with two creatures licking his cock"
>Wow... third time you spit a bit, but this time it was full spit take, this took a weird turn.
>"That's when I was let go and woke up"
>Well... thats one way to wake up
>"Tia we fear for the next dream... we can't tell the difference between his and ponies, but we can not control them like we can our ponies"
>You think for a moment
"Remember when you wrote 'celestia is a cunt' on the moon, and proceeded to spend the next 10 years dragging your hooved to draw my head but with all facial features removed and replaced with a winking vagina?"
>She sputters and smirks
>"Maybe"
"Yea... This is a you problem, not a we problem"

>Be anon
>Lucid dreaming games is REALLY fun, especially because you get to dream them the way YOU want them, not the broken way some came out.
>You wonder what your next game will be...
>Alien isolation maybe?

Ok so I’ve decided that I’m just going to drop the last update due to it being poorly written while I was tired.
>>28407306

>Be Anon.
>You’re walking from Sweet Apple Acres, holding a sleeping Twilight.
>You know that she said to put her down after you got out of the orchard, but she’s so cute when she’s asleep.
>You’re still getting that feelings of being watched though…
>Occasionally you’ll hear a twig snap, but when you turn around nothing’s there.
>…And that cloud seems to be floating low and following you…
>Oh well.
>Probably some curious ponies.
>They’re probably trying to find out why you’re carrying Twilight.
>Hopefully they don’t think you’re going to hurt her!

>Be Applejack.
>You Rarity and Rainbow Dash, are following Anon.
>Rainbow’s following him because she wants to see if he’s ‘Worthy of being in a herd with the fastest flyer in Equestria, and make sure nothing happens to Twilight.”.
>You aren’t sure how looking at his ass determines that, but what do you know.
>Rarity is following him because she’s ‘Trying to get a good idea of how to make clothes for him darling!’
>You’re following him because…
>Well hay you’re just looking for a way to get him to rut you!
>The way he barley kicked those trees to knock apples down.
>You can only imagine how it would feel to have those leg’s used to ram his shaft into you!
>Unf!
>Right now though all he’s doing is carrying Twilight.
>From what you can tell they’re dating now.
>Well at least you think they are.
>Why else would he hold her like that.
>You’ll have to watch and see what this colt likes.

>>28435851
>Be Anon.
>You KNOW you just saw Rainbow Dash peeking over that cloud!
“Rainbow, I know you’re up there. “
>You say looking towards the cloud.
>You must have said it too loud because Twilight woke up.
>”Huh? What’s going on?” Twilight says as she let’s out a yawn.
“Rainbow Dash is watching us from that cloud.”
>You say setting Twilight down and pointing at the cloud.
>”No I’m not.” Rainbow Dash says still hiding.
>”Rainbow, what are you doing up there?” Twilight ask sounding annoyed at being woken up because of her.
>”Nothing.”
>”Rainbow Dash…” Twilight says with a tone of a mother scolding a child.
>”Okaaaay!” Rainbow Dash whines as she flies down. “I was watching Anon.”
>Well duh.
>” I know that. Why were you watching Anon though.” Twilight ask.
>”I was just making sure he wouldn’t hurt you…” She says sounding guilty and confirming your fears.
>You can’t blame her for being a bit defensive, but if she didn’t trust you why did she kiss you?
>”I-Its nothing against you Anon!” She says noticing what she just said. “it’s just I don’t want to see one of my friends get hurt, nothing against you. You don’t seem like you’d hurt Twi, but I just wanted to be safe.”
>You can’t blame her she was just trying to protect her friend.
“It’s ok Rainbow, I understand.”
>”Rainbow Dash I understand your concerns, but you have to trust Anon. Especially now that we’re dating.” Twilight says with a hint of pride.
>”You are? That’s great! I mean-“ she cuts herself off. “Cool, good for you Twilight.”
>”Thanks Rainbow, well me and Anon better get going. I want to get to Rarity’s and see if she can make extra clothes.” As soon as Twilight says that a bush begins to rustle and you hear running fading away from the other side. “What was that?"

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>>28435858
Fuck forgot my name.

>”Probably a dog! Well, bye.” And with that Rainbow Dash takes off like a bolt of lightning.
“What a weird pony.”
>”Tell me about it.” Twilight says as she begins to walk and you follow.


Okay, HOPEFULLY this is better. If not fuck it I don’t care. But still feedback is always appreciated and if you have any questions please ask them. Thanks for reading.

>>28429921
>>28429972
>>28429766
>>28429814

In an rgre sense, I think the ones that would be most willing to be the wife would be pinkie=flutters>rarity=/=twilight>>>>>rainbow dash>applejack

Pinkie comes off as a go with the flow, fluttershy lives outside of society, and part of me thinks that she would be feminine no matter what. Rarity would probably fall into the working woman roll, but would still be the lady/feminine roll. Twilight would come off much the same as rarity depending on how she is written but with more awkward 'I can't do this' es then rarity. RBD would literally be tsundere, would likely love being the woman in private, applejack is the only one who seems like she may hardline the rgre gender rolls.

as for fucking.
twilight>fluttershy=applejack>rainbow>rarity>pinkie
Seriously, ther nerdy girls turn out kinky in the right ways more often then not, fluttershy would be fun to corrupt if she wasn't already corrupt.. what with living in the middle of no where with no one around and not needing to be quiet or worried someone would walk up to you. Applejack... well... She literally works all day with her back legs, she could turn coal to diamond, not to mention farm girls are much the same as nerds when it comes to kinks, fluttershy is over her just because applejack would be hard with muscle, while flutters would be soft in just the right ways. Rainbow is next largely because she doesn't use her legs all that much, aside from kickstands when she rests her wings, so likely the least tight of any of the ponies (once you mention kegels to twilight, there wont be a moment she doesnt obsessively exercises them). Then comes rarity, because powerful people usually get weird fetishes in all the wrong ways. And lastly pinkie, who could either be the town bike, or a pure tight flower who practiced peeling bananas with her vagina just in case she ever met you... but rule of thumb, don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>28435865
Hi HerdAnon! Imma spring board off ya Thanks!
http://pastebin.com/TCcd1EUz Touching Wings

Last time Gilda managed to track down Anon in the woods, but he was being such a tease to her that the poor catbird has almost lost her mind to her body!

>Leaping atop of him you try to pin him, only for Anon to roll himself underneath and climbing atop of you!
>Letting out a screech of outrage you claw and peck for all your worth!
>Flexing your talons you swing them down leaving small scratches which well with ruby red droplets matting the thick fur.
>Grunting at your rapid movements Anon shoves you off with a swing of his arms backing away growling for a few moments before he darts forward arms coming in for a sweep.
>You duck underneath and leap atop the hulk of muscle clinging to his sides as you claw, peck and bite leaving love bites all across your mate.
>This damnable fur however is just too damn /thick/!
>Nothing seems to leave more than a superficial damage!
>You have one last chance to make him submit, the back of his neck.
>Any cock that gets a bite there goes lifeless, no matter the species!
>At least that’s how mom did it with dad...
>However before you could try to mark the back of his neck you feel him yank on your tail!
>Your tail!
>Your lower half spasms as you clench hard with your talons from the spike of pleasure trying to hold on.
>Though you cling as hard as you can you are slammed down with a grunt into the ground before he’s atop you!
>Anon easily holds you down his hips straddling your own as his hands hold down your talons!
>You can make out the sharp fangs as they gleam in the moonlight before he darts down towards to your neck!
>Jerking to the side you can feel him rub against you, his coarse fur tickling your feathers.
>Despite yourself you let out a purr of pleasure, that’s right, momma’s gonna make you writhe atop of her soon enough…

>>28435983
>Damn it no, you need to focus!
>You manage to bring your claws up to rake his stomach drawing blood causing him to let out a bellow before those big giant hands come down atop you!
>Shutting your eyes for the inevitable pain you tense, only to open your eyes wide at the lack rip and tear.
>You can see Anon staring above you and your head cranes back to look as well.
>There you see Fluttershy glaring at Anon, her eyes seem to glow as she speaks firmly, “Let. Her. Go.”
>You're not even holding onto anything and your talons go limp.
>Above you Anon snarls and you can feel as those clawed hands try to squeeze, yet they remain firm where they are.
>”Anon.”
>You try so very hard to be still and not distract Shy, but you're nearly molting you're so scared and aroused right now.
>Thinking fast on what to do your thoughts are sent flying when you feel a thick rod prodding against your tummy
>Yanking your gaze down to the source of the prodding you nearly let out a screech in triumph and fear.
>Fuck you mom!
>You definitely could get a cock if you wanted!
>That shit with Rainbow didn’t affect how’d you get some anyway!
>That thick veiny cock is just sitting there proud as can be, you thought it might have had barbs for some reason, no this is not the ti-
>A small thrust from Anon jerks you from your inner monologue as he grinds against you.
>You choke back a moan as a rush of arousal floors you from the sight of the manhood pressed against your fur.
>Growling at the member you try to shift your hips.
>Why!?
>You need lower to get inside stupid cock!
>You hear a startled eep come from behind you as Anon swipes at something you can't see, maybe Fluttershy?

>>28435865
This take place before or replacing the last one?

>>28435989
>”A-anon, no stop that! Bad monkey wolf thing.”
>Even in your lust riddled mind, the gears running your brain grind to a halt at the lame insult.
>Really Shy? That's the best you can do?
>Suddenly before you could continue berating Fluttershy's insults you feel Anon suddenly /move/
>One second a heavy hot male ready to impregnate you was pressing you into the dirt, the next your left cold as Anon appears to teleport!
>Where did he go!?
>”Aaaaaah!”
>Quickly you roll over onto your shaky feet and found where Anon had went.
>Squeezed between two thick strong arms and her hind legs entangled with his, you can see Fluttershy staring at you in fear and shock.
>From behind her mane you only have a instant to see gleaming green eyes before Anon darts his head forward to Fluttershy's neck!
“Anon don't do it!”
>”Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
>You clench your beak hard watching in horror as Anon's mouth closes around the base of her neck.
>Then instead of biting like you’d thought, he instead starts to nibble her!
>No!
>That’s your cock!
>Not hers!
>Chirping in outrage you flap your wings wide as your tail whips out upright as you stalk your cock.

>>28435995

>As if catching onto your noise Anon spares you a glance.
>Behind those eyes you can see something like a flicker of recognition before it’s swept away as Fluttershy lets out a small moan.
>In the next moment Anon shifts his hips back and up before you can see Anon slowly spread Fluttershy’s lips with his dominance.
>Watching you lick your dry beak, talons gouging the soft loam of the forest floor as Anon begins to grind against Fluttershy’s entrance.
>Fluttershy’s breath hitches as her wings quiver stiff with arousal and you can make out the slow drip of her juices liberally coat Anon as he moves.
>”G-Gildaah~!”
>The scent of sex is too much, the way Fluttershy whimpers in his arms, the way he never breaks eye contact with you as he moves…
>It’s almost like, like he’s offering Fluttershy up to you…
>”Please! Help! He’s just...ahn!~”
>The thought sends tingles down your spine as your chest puffs out without thinking.
>Should you chance it?
>Your heart, more specifically your cooter, screams yes you should.
>Still the way he’s watching…
>Fluttershy breathes heavily as she struggles for a bit longer, seemingly out of breath to call for aide.
>When another lewd thrust of his hips makes Fluttershy cry out as she leans back into Anon’s embrace mouth wide as drool starts to escape.
>The way Fluttershy looks right now, you’re jealous.
>You rub your back legs together as you can feel how wet you are from the sight before you.
>Small paps continue from the two as you are still pinned to the ground by Anon’s stare.
>To Tartarus with it, you’re getting some…

>>28436004
>Drawing closer you pause at hearing Anons growl before walking forward with more confidence.
>In response Anon seems to thrust harder against Fluttershy, never penetrating, just continuously scraping against her entrance.
>”Ooh, that’s a good boy~ K-Keep doing that!~” Fluttershy moans out trying to lift her hips up just right for Anon to plunge into her.
>Yet not matter how much she tries Anon keeps her in place driving her wild as her mane becomes wild with each denial.
“I got you.”
>You say with a husky tone dipping down below getting a closer look.
>Feather’s that thing is huge!
>Covering Fluttershy from view, you can just make out the thick lips which mark her entrance as Anon wetly moves back and forth.
>A small hint of pink flashes out when he pulls back which is tickled by his point each time he thrusts forward.
>No wonder Shy broke down so fast…
>This thing was designed to be a bitch breaker...
>Eyes dilating from the musk and sight you come from below starting at Anon’s knot; you might not be able to take him in your mouth like ponies might.
>That doesn’t mean you can’t use your tongue!
>Stretching it out you lap up away the juices adding your own glaze to the tasty treat before you.
>A pleased growl from above and a sharp gasp from Fluttershy as Anon suddenly shoves upwards letting his cock stick out between the mare’s thighs.
>You think you got the message, you pull back into view of the two.
>Looking up you lock eyes with Anon then glance at Shy.
>From this point of few it almost looks like Fluttershy is the one with the cock.
>Heh, funny.
>Still the look of almost lost rapture on Fluttershy’s face combined with the intense look of hunger on Anons…
>Licking around the tapered head you flick it with your tongue watching as Fluttershy’s already flushed face turn into a full face blush as she watches.
>Anon seems to like that as he presses even further against Fluttershy allowing you more to lick.

>>28436016
>So you do, paying special attention to the veins tracing them with your tongue dancing along their edges as Anon throbs under your attentions.
>He’s close…
>You can smell it in the air, but he needs more, something better…
>A little whine from Fluttershy brings her back to your attention as she tries to wiggle her hips to slide alongside Anon’s shaft only causing him to flex his claws on her hips digging into her flesh in a possessive grip.
>Your tail rubs against yourself trying to sate your burning lust.
>Yet no matter how much you rub, it doesn’t abate.
>You need something inside of you, you need a cock.
>Now!

>You pull away to the sounds of whining from Fluttershy and another growl from Anon until you turn about.
>Slowly you bend over, hiking your rear up into the air slowly using your tail to pull at your cheek while you use your talon to spread the other.
“Come on you beast, fuck me, rut me!”
>As if it was too much for him Anon scrabbles after your swaying rear.
>You tense ready for the penetration when suddenly you're thrown onto your back instead!
>What the fuck?!
>Laying on your back you have only a moment to see Fluttershy tossed at you before she lands on you with a thud.
>Coughing to catch your breath you take in air to shout at the idiot for ruining the mood.
>Only to lose that same breath of air as you're filled with boiling heat!
>Oh gods…
>Yes!
>There are a couple of quick shallow thrusts before Anon pulls away leaving you to wonder what is even going on.
>”Eep!”
>Then Fluttershy jerks upright eyes wide as she stares at you in shock.
>You can feel her move atop of you back and forth, making you hold onto her hips trying to hold her in place.
“Fluttershy wha- AH!~”
>Before you can ask more questions that thick pillar thrusts into you spiking into your core with a much deeper stroke tickling all the right places.

>>28436023
>The pleasure makes you hold tight to Fluttershy’s hips making the mare above you let out a moan of pleasure as she starts to thrust her own hips.
>You can feel her drip on you and onto the thick cock before it’s suddenly taken away from you.
>Only to watch as Fluttershy spreads her wings wide as she lets out a soft squeak again!
>Peering over the mare’s withers you soon get a glimpse of Anon towering over the both of you as he pounds inside of Fluttershy then pulls out with a grunt.
>You bite your lip ready to be the one to bring him to climax when he suddenly thrusts again!
>Only between you both making your curse poor aim as Anon continues to move between you both.
>Still the feeling of that hot piece of meat tickling your button just ri-----ght~!
>You can feel your climax coming, you just need to get him in you!
>You buck up against Fluttershy grinding your way trying to get him to choose you.
>When suddenly Fluttershy moves against you grinding back down!
>Sharing a look with her you can see a intense need, a need to breed.
>”Lemme have it please Gilda? Please please? It’s so hot right now…”
>You feel your beak curl back in a snarl, “Only if you beat me to it! Move!”
>”No!”
>The two of you continue to struggle sandwiching the thick breeding stick between the both of you as Anon plants his hands over your heads.
>So intent on trying to get his cock in you did you fail to notice Anon suddenly tense.
>It’s only when you feel the boiling warmth shootout in thick heavy spurts coating you and Fluttershy do you realize what happened.
“Gods damn it all Fluttershy! You made him shoot off!”
>”Me?! If you just learned to share!”
“Do you see that knot? It’s not fo-auck!”
>”Eeep!”
>As if to shut you both up Anon suddenly collapses atop the both of you sending Fluttershy face to face with you.

>>28436032
>Breathing becomes hard as you both try to struggle free of the huge idiot for passing out atop of you.
>You had managed to get free by Fluttershy shifting over to the side letting him hit the dirt with a thud.
>Yet your victory was short lived as you had started to get up only for Anon’s arm to suddenly wrap around you both bringing you to his chest.
>No matter how much you struggle you can’t get free!
>Looking over at Fluttershy you find her in Anon’s other arm, not having much success in escape either.
“Well this is great.”
>”We can still get out of this, I think…”
“Yeah, you let me know when you grow a horn to magic us up a solution to this!”
>”At least we managed to calm him down.”
“Calm him down?! He didn’t even impregnate us!”
>Fluttershy’s face is still beet red as she whimpers legs crossing as she wiggles, “I-I know that…”
“Did you have to fight me on first dibs anyway?”
>”S-Sorry, it’s just...I felt really special right then…”
>The ache between your legs is still there, waiting for that soothing shot of cum to put out the flames.
“You just wanted to get your rocks of, but I know what you mean…”
>”Still at least he can’t say he doesn’t want to anymore…”
“What you mean?”
>Fluttershy motions with her head towards Anon who looks well at peace despite holding you both in the middle of the Everfree woods, “After all, if this is what he likes to do in his subconscious, then we just have to work it out of him to show him he’s loved.”
“Loved schoved, I wanna get laid now darn it!”
>”W-well the full moon’s still out for another two nights…”
>For a long moment you stare back at the quiet mare.
>Then a long predatory grin crosses your face, “Shy, I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.”

Aaaand updated! Hope you guys enjoyed! Um lemme know if the smut was cringey or not, not all that confident with writing lewds...

>>28435451
>Summoned foul demons from the depths of tartarus to form a marketing department so ruthless and without decency, they'd pass for adequete back on earth.

Kek, we rule lawyers for hell.

>>28435453
Your not our durnk, but I like the idea.

>>28435784
Mad man.

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>>28436046
Unf.

I hope there will be impregnation.

>>28435990
Replacing this one >>28429625
It was shit i wrote half asleep and apologize for posting it.

>>28435801
Keep going.
>>28435685
Don't you like it?
Too bad, you're stuck with me and what I give you.
>>28435865
Old version had potential, I think it was saveable.
This new one is quite good, keep going.
>>28436046
Flappy friendship.
>>28436164
I can write what I want.

>>28435801
Oh god, I need more of this. I vote Prototype 2.

>>28437564
They made a Prototype 2?

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>>28435865

i love it so much keep up the good work

>>28437500
I didn't say not to write it maybe Durnk. You might be our Durnk or your not, just said I liked the idea.
>>28437574
Yeah, the powers are cool and hilariously broken. But the main character is a braindead black dude that cusses a lot. Alex Mercer is the out and out bad guy, well aside from Blackwatch as per usual. The game is a lot more polished too, and the side missions actually make sense. Its great to play when you have a bad day and just need to violently murder a shit ton of people, or zombies.

>>28435685
>Where's the real Durnk Anon
There's not a real Durnk. Durnk is just a mask, a costume that everyone, with enough alcohol in his system, can put on and be our Durnk do Well.

>>28437775
What?
Not this again.
I really don't want to need to get a tripcode.
Please, they're icky but I really like being able to search for my name to find my posts in the archives, it's so much easier than going through my own records

>>28435740
My head cannon is that earth ponies are the root of pony's evolution in term of magic. They can use it instinctively, but lack the fine control required to get complex and fancy effects.

TL:DR - short range, primitive & instinctive telekinesis.

>>28436046
Fucking perfect, I didn't finish because it was short, but you did great. Waiting for more when Anon isn't a Werewoodmonkeywolf thing.

>>28433760
>Letting yourself be imprisoned by pastel horses in the first place.
Just escape the Everfree and run to Gryphonia from there.

>>28436046
Meh.

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bump from 9

Weird idea.

Would some mares have a fetish for THICC stallions like some Anons have a fetish for THICC women?

>>28439477
>THICC
>>28284235
Don't come back.

>>28439477
>Child-rearing hips

>>28439643
>Implying they're the same thing

You're trying too hard, dyke.

>>28429994
Does the name 'Savanna' mean anything to you?

>>28439643
Anon, don't be like that.
There's no need to be rude.

>>28439838
>Child-rearing hips
Foal planting hips?

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>>28439353
Derpy really loves her trees.

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>>28435740
It's fucking tape.

>>28440051
Herding haunches.

Alright, since I'm at about eighteen posts for my Cheerilee story, I figured I'd keep with the pone bios. I'll be doing Twiggles and Pank this time

>>28440745
Sweetness, literally!

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We'll do Twilight first, since she's a bit more complicated of the two.

Twiggles is a very interesting character. When we first met her, she was the personal student of one of the oldest and most powerful creatures in the world (at least that we know of). They really don't go into Twilight's backstory all that much. The only thing we know was that she lived in Canterlot, she has a mother, father, brother, and her brother/servant/friend/slave/pet Spike, along with some friends and not much else.

There's a lot of interesting things that we could try to figure out for her real origins. Is she a member of the nobility? Does her family have connects to the royal family? What does her lineage look like? Would it explain why she's so stupid fucking strong. In fact, if we wanted, we could discuss this shit all day. But this bio isn't speculation-- at least not that kind of speculation. We're gonna be looking at the facts and seeing what we come up with from them.

Now, as previously stated, Twilight was a student of Princess Celestia. What she studied is not unknown, but if Twilight stayed the princess's personal student it meant that she was no slouch when it came to her studies. In fact, I'm certain that ol' purple far exceeded her mentor's expectations, whatever they were.

As the seasons went by Twilight went from a mare that couldn't give a shit less about friendship to being the princess of it, while still (mostly) staying the same adorkable little horse that she was in season one.

Her personality had changed a little bit, she's a lot less sarcastic and snippy than she was as a unicorn. She seems a little less high strung as well.

She has turned from the pony that'd lose her mind because she didn't have a friendship report for Celestia to a calmer, more understanding, dare I say happier mare.

Now, let's see how she fits in the RGRE world.

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>>28440872
Reserved, quiet, and a bit of a lone wolf, Twilight Sparkle prefers to keep her nose in a book over almost everything else.

Since she lived in Canterlot her whole life, and in the castle for more than a few of those years, I'd imagine that Twilight would have a healthy weariness to the nobility. The princess and her parents probably warned her that they would try to get to her, to have a powerful, influential mare like herself in their clutches. This knowledge was probably WHY she had so few friends in the first place. Why stick your toe in the grass when there were so many snakes running around?

I'm sure that Celestia tried to shield her in anyway that she could, tried to have Twilight grow up in a healthy environment, but I'm sure once or twice she experienced just how shitty the nobles, and Canterlot ponies in general, could be.

She probably didn't have a coltfriend at any time growing up. I doubt that she'd even have that much contact with the lesser sex, what with how busy she was in her studies. This has left her unsure how to act around stallions.

She gets flustered when she sees them. Her tongue becomes tied when she talks. If she does somehow manage to talk to a colt she probably says the worst things--i.e. boring things like science, literature, magic. Most stallions aren't like her brother. They're alien to her; different and exotic creatures that she's only read about in her books, but unlike most of Canterlot, whose citizens are conservative by nature, she is a very forward-thinking mare. How couldn't she be? Her brother, the one that I'd image that she'd look up to and maybe had a crush on is a powerful, confident stallion that is the head of his mentors guard.

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>>28441002
Waifu Level: BEST

>>28441059
man. it must suck being wrong all the time.

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>>28441002
While most writefags think Twiggles is the kind of pone that believes that stallions could be protected/in the kitchen/the house carer, I personally think that Twilight believes that a stallion CAN do whatever a mare can if he puts his mind to it. Whether or not he has the willpower and fortitude to work to get what he wants is another question altogether, but she'd support a stallion either way. That being said, she has also lived in Canterlot her entire life. This means that she knows how to act like a proper gentlemare if need be.

So she's awkward, but good natured and she wants the best for everyone. Think of her as a dragon dildo. At first it might seem a little weird and off-putting, but the longer you get to know it and, the more lube (friendship) you put on it, the better, friendlier, more pleasant it becomes.

Now, about whether she'd want to get in your pants or not.


During the zecora episode, Twilight showed that she's a very opened minded person. She doesn't believe that that dirty zig-- the zebra is an evil witch doctor, and even goes out of her way to chastise her friends for her behavior. Twilight wouldn't be nearly as leery about you as other ponies would be. In fact, when she found out that you were like Tigger, the only one of your kind, she'd probably be beside herself trying to study you.

This purple horse doesn't see race, she sees a person's character. If she likes your character, and you can deal with all of her weird quarks-- the studying, the all-night reading sessions, the weird things that she keeps in her basement that she won't let Spike or you see, you'd probably land yourself with a nervous, but excited, fillyfriend.

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>>28441100
Fair warning though: Like all shut-in dorks that have read books all their lives, Twilight probably has more fetishes than you do. If the two of you DO manage to hit it off, and she begins to get more confident and comfortable around you, she might want to try a few of them. Or all of them. She'll want to try ALL of them. She's going to get you to TRY ALL OF THEM. For science of course.

Poner rating: I don't really understand why people got made at the wings. Now she can give you wing snuggles

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>>28441085
B E S T

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>>28441125

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>>28441115
>Poner rating: I don't really understand why people got made at the wings. Now she can give you wing snuggles
Yes.
YES.

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>>28441115
*Got MAD

Fuck, sorry about all of the shitty spelling. Your boy's dying over here. Also, if someone could check me>>28441100 I'd appreciate it.


I think I'm gonna cut it short tonight. I know I said I'd do Pank but this one took fucking forever.

And, while I appreciate the Anon that is emailing me horse porn, if I ever see you IRL I'm giving you the people's elbow.

I got thirteen days, have a nigga in your prayers folks

>>28441115
LaP, great master, teach me your secrets.
Is it lifting?
Is that the thing that gives you your superior writing skills?
In all seriousness though, I'd really appreciate it if you could give me a few pointers on characterization.

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>>28441133

>>28441150
You poor bastard. That's just evil, knowing that you're on no fap for 40 days and doing that to you. Stay strong LaP.

>>28441115
>>28441182
Can it also give a better drawing skills?

>>28441182
As the great Atticus Fetch once said, you need to walk around in somebody's skin a bit so that you can really know them.

Think about your character, think about where they've been and where they will do. Then write, write, write, WRITE. You'll figure it out from there.

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Would you reject an adult, six-years old fashionista midget horse?

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>>28441274
The only thing I can draw is one kind of castle, pencils, but I've heard that you become better with practice.

>>28441274
Methinks with lifting, all could become possible.
Visit your local Iron Church today.

>>28441277
Thanks LaP.

>>28441100
HOLY FUCKING CHECKED!

>>28441274
>>28441291
Did you know that the generally accepted amount of time of practice required for mastery in anything is 10 thousand hours? Now you know.

>>28441277
>Things to do today:
>Find LaP
>Take his skin
>Acquire writefag powers
>Pick up Bart
>Writefagging

>>28441100
TRI DUBS

THE CHOSEN ONE

>>28441115
These are really great and should be used as helpful aides in write faggin' also to help stop Twi from becoming the utter mega cunt that she seems to appear to be in alot of other threads...It's awfully weird how that works out to be honest...

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>>28441150
>And, while I appreciate the Anon that is emailing me horse porn, if I ever see you IRL I'm giving you the people's elbow.

>>28442237
Are you the one sending me horseporn
I'll hit you with the stunner

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>>28429766
Is Fluttershy really all that shy or timid anymore? If anything her defining traits now are her kindness and gentleness, as well as her big heart. She has quite a temper too.