619- The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
Written by Ed Valentine
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sulza
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4swhiy (PL Gabi)
If postal service out of Griffonstone expands greatly, would Gabby take it upon herself to lead the delivery charge? She'd have due cause to visit the rest of Equestria and meet more ponies. Though it does seem Ponyville was already a big net gain for her; she might not necessarily have a strong desire to network everywhere, especially when she's got a lot of work to do at home, too.Still, she could always bring a letter to Discord...
>>28412809
Previous thread.
>Country filly
16 - The Times They Are A Changeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dELIxZvCMzo
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4pk6ak
617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk
618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View):Twilight must find the truth after Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie have three different versions of events from their boat trip and are upset with each other.
623 - Where the Apple Lies:When Apple Bloom tells a white lie to cover up a mistake, Applejack shares the story of how she came to value honesty after telling a series of lies that almost destroyed the farm and landed the whole Apple family in the hospital.
624 - Top Bolt:Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are sent to the Wonderbolt Academy to help two friends, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger, solve a friendship problem that could prevent them from getting into the Academy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
It is Wednesday.
Where the hell is this week's Legit Recap?and EGs legit recap?
>>28418219
>wanting anything eqg
>>28418219
Screencap issues, probably.
turning japponies
I think I'm turning japponies
I really think so
>>28418219
What do you expect from someone who uses vlc?
>>28418241I bet Cheerilee danced to this song.
>>28418241
>you will never be assimilated by Derpy
>>28418239
How can you not when it gave us such a beautiful hotdog horseperson?
>>28418196
I want to pet that bird.
Satyrs
>>28418274
why is he a burn victim?
You received:
[Reigns of the Rainbow Pegasus]
This is a VERY fast mount.
>>28418196
>japanese polish catbird
we're going too far
Pink.
Pank.
Punk.
https://derpibooru.org/1249499
oh no, she's cute
trigger warning:anthro, chub
>>28418304
Ponk?
you've got a pretty large ponut for a filly
>>28418205
>>28418372
Don't stare at the fillies' butts.
>>28418285
That's Troubleshoes' son.
I want to kill Pinkie Pie,then leave the room, come back, kill her again, and repeat until I get her soul to drop.
>>28418258
There is nothing beautiful about eqg
Please do not farm the ponies.
>>28418387
This makes Pinkie *frumple*.
>>28418398
Sunset Shimmer was a pretty pone.
>>28418404
Uh, lemme check
Looks like I've just got spicy wasabi snacks
>>28418400
Ponies farm, though.
>>28418425
ok pones were cute, humans were not
>>28418444
It must be tiring having such shit opinions, Anon.
this ep has revitalized the gryphon meme and now it won't stop
>>28418415
>>28418478
I only got the regular, they were out of the habanero ones.
Hope you like horseradish.
>>28418444
I disagree.
>>28418402
Filly is a *happy camper*
>>28418457
I'm sure you'll feel more lively when you get good ones
Ponies were a mistake
>>28418491
you can't just tell a pony to eat something called horseradish and not explain what it is
>>28418507
Filly should come to *parties*.
>>28418404
>>28418415
>>28418478
is this roleplaying?
>>28418552
>>28418530
Only if there is *juice*
the days of the pony purists are numbered kek
oh what joy
>>28418576
That actually really made me think
I can't believe Xierel is dead
>>28418519
Shes a sexy girl.
>>28418581
>>28418590
16?
>>28418590
16?
>>28418590
>>28418604
Motherfucker I realized it too late
It's 15
>>28418240
>>28418250
> Not praising the Very Large Cone
Kill yourselves
any quick requests?
I'll take like two or something and then just work on some commissions and stuff
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
>>28418639
a filly with a very hard math problem
>>28418639
Limestone getting caughtbeing cute
>>28418624
Actually the bananas are shopped as well
not like it really matters it's stupid anyway
>>28418639
Pinkie pinking a pink pinkie
>>28418639
Daring Do taking Petunia (bone pone) to a dig site
>>28418639
Dash confused why anon likes fillies so much
>>28418650
wait was that the shy one or the angry one
>>28418669
The angry one.
Marble is the Fluttershy clone
>>28418678
Moar
>>28418665
That would be cute as hell.
>>28418691
>>28418725
Based
>>28418725
>Pinkis isn't wearing panties
Slut
>>28418739
neither am I bby
*grabs dick*
>>28418681
I love Carl.
>>28418739
I dunno, I think she looks sluttier with them on
>>28418587
Everyone's gay for Shimmer
>>28418667
>>28418871
then why doesn't he just get filly dakis
>>28418665
can I get refs for them?
This thread could use some apple.
>>28418851
EqG a shit.
They're fucking ayylmaos and they are ugly as fuck.
>>28418892
nigga I will fukkin trash your anus so goddamn hard
>>28418892
(You)
>>28418887
but that gif features blue
>>28418892
>getting replies like what you said isn't right
have we entered a new layer of irony that nobody told me about
>>28418871
that's a cozy pon
>you want to do what my me and my sister?
>>28418916
Nothing wrong with featuring other ponies.
haha eqg is shit xdddd
get over it
>>28418871
Fillies are happy as long as they have a warm place to sleep. Which tends to be well within your personal space.
>>28418871
Fillies are literally cats.Anon devilishly stroking a filly when?
>>28418947
>>28418925
share a banana split with the 2 of youno napkins
>>28418925
When I see s1 sweetie belles I hear her in the squeaky voice
Filly is tired of being your secondary filly.
>>28418933
Fuck off familia.
This is the pony board not the disgusting abominations board.
>>28419005
she's totally my bottom filly
>>28418982
>she will never squeak again
>>28419013
Yeah, it is the pony board
That's why it has to be posted here, because it's pony, whether you like it or not.
If you care so much, go whine on /qa/ or post it on /co/ where it should belong because it's "not pony"
>>28419039
DELET
>>28419025
i don't understand
>>28419039
I've seen it posted on /co/ with no problem.
>>28419084
Which pony "Y'alls" the most?
>>28419098
that one
>>28419084
What's wrong Applecrack?
Stuff too many apples up your asshole again?
Need some help getting them out?
>>28418650
>>28419176
rip anon
>>28419176
oh boy
>>28418847
>>28418885
Can give you a Daring Do reference. But Petunia was the filly at the start of the last episode
>>28419176
that's cute is it
hmm, I'll go see if Luna's cute, too!
>>28419212
what?
>>28419114
Y'all sure about that?
>>28419196
what do you want now filly, you already have my power of attorney
>>28418887
Most
Motherly
Mare
>>28418892
He's right.
Motherlyfillies.
>>28419294
you can't do that
>>28418219
I know, it's taking forever. An old friend of mine showed up last night and I ended up drinking a case of beer. Needless to say I got no work done yesterday.I will fucking rape you with a soldering iron.
>>28418240
>>28418250
Please stop bullying me guys
>>28418239
>>28418398
>having incorrect opinions
>>28419303
>friend
wtf i hate DWK now
>>28419303
Take your time, bruh. Most of us got shit to do while waiting for it, like backlogs of vidya games or jacking off.
And yeah, their opinions are incorrect.
>>28419303
The only one with incorrect opinions is you. You just have the incredible gift of presenting them in a funny way
>>28419298That's what you think.
>>28419303
But I need to feel technologically superior!
>>28419303
I didn't agree with a lot of your opinions about glimm/shim/discord but you made a lot of good points in your defense so I can understand your point of view. And more importantly it was still entertaining.
>>28419303
>You will never drink a case of beer with a surly drunken asshole as you both ramble about twigs and her friends.
Apples.
I wonder if ponies make alcohol out of horsey things like hay or flowers.
>>28419467
casual
ponuts
>>28419467
unf ponut
Goodnight, mulpig
>>28419547
Good night slut horse. Try not sucking any dick tonight
>>28419563
Yeah you too
>>28419303
>I will fucking rape you with a soldering iron.Jokes on you, that's my fetish
It's always great to get drunk with friends. Seriously, no rush though. It's better to take your time and do it well than make shit. Looking forward to it
>>28418665
>>28419611
yay friendship!
hey nobby
what if
petunia and necropone were friends
>>28419611
>*tries to gnaw on her head*
>I think she likes me!
>>28419375
>have friend who's into pone
>try drinking with him but don't really get drunk
I mean, 10 beers and nothing? What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>28419611
I like thing
>>28419643
>>28419669
>drink so much I probably can't walk anymore
>still completely sober
>still feel like shit the next morning
I know your pain Anon
>>28419669
>I mean, 10 beers and nothing? What the fuck is wrong with me.
You are what we like to call a 'Professional Alcoholic.'
Some would just call you an alcoholic, but those of us who have been working enough years at it know the real title.
>>28419683
pff.
>>28419698
>Mare is then shot.
The fillies run the things in the background. Better not fuck with them. They have too much power.
>>28419705
this
>>28419669
DID YOU SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS?
>>28419611
It's adventure~
>>28419829
Doesn't she have a beach coif?
>>28419862
No she doesn't have a cough, she's fine, anon.
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
doing another piece rn, but I want to get some coloring in after
what pone should I draw?
picarto.tv/msob
Streaming Dazzles and also Sunset Shimmer
>>28419879
Ponk!
>>28419893
I want to grab two handfuls of Sonata's ass and squeeze them.
>>28419879
Draw the helpful griffon being helpful with Spike
Ponies search history has some really weird tags in it.
>Anon x Pony
>Snuff
>>28419879
coco the island with a palm tree mark stallion
>>28419829
nice butt cheek rarity
pony says the new episode of southpark wasnt that great
Pony wants to fuck the patriarchy but she can't find it.
200% Apple
>>28419686
I just want the fun part of drinking to happen to me, but it doesn't. I just get tummy aches.
>>28419696
I don't really drink much, though. Mostly just at family gatherings. I was the only one still conscious the morning of new year's 2014.
>>28419735
Give it time.
>>28419978
>missed season premiere
FUCK
>>28420007
>>28419978
Was this episode pre or post gen 4?
>>28420035
Just aired a couple hours ago.
Is Rarity pre op or post op?
>>28420044
>not just using magic to become a beautiful, majestic futa.
>>28420044
Who cares? I want that marshmallow ass.
>>28420008
>I just want the fun part of drinking to happen to me, but it doesn't. I just get tummy aches.
It's what people who drink call "natural alcoholic tolerance" and people in lab coats refer to as a faulty liver.
>>28420078
You wouldn't know what to do with it if she plopped it down in your lap right this instant.
>>28420085
push her off because I'm drawing
>>28419999
That made no sense but nice numbers.
>>28420085
I have some fairly good ideas.
>>28420083
I call it a roadblock to good times. Anything I should be worried about?
>>28420110
What if she reviews them and deems them not worthy of her nor her posterior?
We're talking about a lady here, not a hick brute.
>>28420134
If she just plopped her marshmallow butt on my lap without any previous indication I wouldn't say she's that much of a lady. Still a lady, though.
Filly want to watch some Disney movies, but she wants you to choose
>>28420122
>Anything I should be worried about?
If it were something to kill you, it would have shown itself in other ways so you should be good.
Still, it probably wouldn't hurt to get your liver checked so mention it to your doc.
>not knowing what to do with Rarity's butt
>>28420168
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
>>28420175
But Filly hate live action movies.
>>28420168
We should watch some motherfucking Lilo & Stitch. Although I'm always sad that the movie's opening sequence was always way more interesting than what actually happens. I would totally watch a movie about alien police space adventures and Stitch being an intergalactic outlaw.
>>28420175
Damn was Pirates of the Caribbean good. I loved those movies.
>>28420170
umm... you stuff your fist into it?
>>28419611
can she control the skellingtons?
>>28420260
please don't control your friends
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/theres-my-little-pony-porn-hiding-in-ios-10-1786653053
GG Apple
>>28420270
Something tells me that actually does a quick image search for "butt" and it gets that
>>28420270
Someone tell /g/
>>28420276
So you're saying that there's pony porn on the internet?
Holy shit, why didn't anyone tell me this?
>>28420276
According to the article it's in the default library.
>>28420270
>>28420270
Wasn't that one made by Tiara?
>>28419375
If you ever make it out to cali, we can go to a bar
>>28419428
see pic related
>>28419581
It's gonna be shit regardlessAnyway, progress update: everything's recorded and I'm about halfway through editing the video. I might finish it tonight, but more likely tomorrow night.
>>28420326
>Cali.
I wish that could happen bro, but the only reasons I go to California is for sandwiches from the north end, or artichokes from Monterey.
>>28420409
no masturbooping
>>28420326>If you ever make it out to cali
I'll be in South California next year
i knew fluttershy couldn't make a living from taking care of animals alone
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/theres-my-little-pony-porn-hiding-in-ios-10-1786653053
>>28420419
>"Which means Apple just sent a cartoon pony vagina to millions of phones nationwide."
>there's no vagina to be seen
>>28420419
Damn do I love the internet.
>>28420424
It's a gif
>>28420415
I'm in norcal man.
>>28420409
Oh my, thank you for this rare Glimmy
>>28420436
>>there's no vagina to be seen
>>28420437
put the glimmy in the video
do it
>>28420436
Still no vagina.
>>28420294
HHHAH
I'm mad
>>28420419
Kinda disappointed it wasn't Applejack lewd
>>28420270
>>28420453
Fluttershy is the superior lewd mare.
>>28420468
Well, she does have the biggest dick
>>28420468
Disagree.
>>28419611
oh my god
i would watch the shit out of this
>>28419491
salt has that effect on them
>>28418205
good:Las Pegasus
bad:shit writer, applejack, flim flam
>>28420472
I disagree with your disagreement.
>>28420488
I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree about our disagreements.
>>28420486
Fite me
>>28420419
deadspin is where journalism goes to die
>>28420492
>>28420472
That image would be very strange if she had genitals.
It's...sorta coming together...
>>28420488
>>28420492
No need to fight, lads. Neither of them is the Queen of Lewds
Pony
>>28420498
If there was a version of that image with genitals I'd be very busy right now.
>>28420508
That's right, Applejack isn't lewd, she's the pony you start a family with.
>>28420492
Agreed.
>>28420500
Nice
>>28420500
lookin' good
>>28420517
The act of starting a family is in itself a pretty lewd thing. Not that it's bad in any way.
>>28420515
>>28420517
>>28420519
They're all very breedable.
Name at least 10 good applejack episodes
>>28420526
Anon has been busy.
>>28420529
It's hard not to be with so many fertile young mares around.
>>28420525
It's not lewd if you do it in the missionary position while holding hooves to hands.
>>28420534
Not to mention all the accidental eye contact with heart-eyed mares when hes out and about.
>>28420526
True, but only one holds my heart.
>>28420535
She's a rough cowgirl, no way she wouldn't be into all the lewd stuff. Still, that is the most romantic and sweet way to go about it so it would certainly involve that as well.
>>28420511
>Sweetie Belle is a better flier than Scootaloo
>>28420535
That sounds nice.
>>28420544
sauce?
>>28420557
No, batter.
>>28420437
>I'm in norcal man.
;_;
>>28420561
pls
>>28420561
OH SHIT. Your waifu just said she wants a threesome with you and one other pony. Post an image of the two! Refusing is not an option, she wants this.
Would you buy a pony's artwork?
>>28420604
How much is pony selling it for?
>>28420587
>>28420572
https://derpibooru.org/1191866
>>28420587
>>28420606
Make an offer to pony if you want her art.
>>28420594
>>28420607
>>28420616
You can't ALL waifu Celestia!
>>28420628
I don't
she's my +1
>>28420616
>Yeah eat that pastry you naughty mare.
>>28420628
Nobs waifus the ponk. I'm rather surprised at his choice of second mate, though.
>>28420628
Says who
>>28420619
How's this?
>>28420635
Ponies use bits, you crazy anon.
>>28420628
No, everyone wants a threesome with Celestia
Imagine how Luna feels watching people dream about it
>>28420641
What if someone wants a threesome with Luna and Celestia?
>>28420645
stop making me think about the best sexual experience that could possibly happen
>>28420653
Horses don't even wear panties.
>>28420657
I wanna pat that filly and congratulate her on a job well done.
>>28420657
>>28420604
yes
yes i would
>>28420655
>>28420663
what a lovely family
>>28420672
>>28420672
whoever has been designing new ponies as of late is doing top notch work
>>28420676
Agreed.
>>28420663
She's a pretty nice pony.
Imagine if we got some cameos of her during the season where we'd see some excavation sites or Twilight mentioning her helping out with paleonthologic research.Someone should draw her like that researcher from Zoo Tycoon 2.
>>28420686
pointy tits
>>28420690
Tessellation is a bitch when it comes to round shapes on low budget.
>>28420686
I'm a huge JP dork so I would love some reference like this.
>>28420700
Clever pone.
>>28420685
saff is such a hottie
i want to fuck her from behind while she's cooking, then cum right into the curry
>>28420704
>>28420669
>celestia and luna will never grind their butts on both sides of your face for hours
>>28420663
>>28420710
Damn, dude, I just wanted to give her pretty face a lot of smooches. Maybe snuggle her poof.
>>28420726
you can do that while i plow her butthole
>>28420717
why am i so mesmerized by ass
>>28420717
Eww, that would be nasty.
I mean, c'mon.
>>28420736are you telling me you wouldn't rim celestia's butthole if it was right in front of your face and she was aroused and wanting it?
>>28420728
You are quite vulgar to such a pretty and lovely pony.
>>28420732
Why shouldn't you be?
>>28420745
If I could touch Celestia, I could also get in touch with my waifu so, not really.
If I could touch Celestia
I would
Why do I want to fuck every mother that shows up in this show?
>>28420783
They're very fuckable mothers. The fact they're mothers proves it.
>>28420786
Can't argue with that.
>>28420781
Is this your big act the two of you have been working on?
>>28420807
That's a sister, though
>>28420818
When was this stated?
>>28419303
I made a list with my ratings for DWK's Recap videosto show everyone how autistic I am
Most Boring were Trixie, Maud and D&D episodes.
Season opener p.1, Ember and Spitfire episodes got 2 stars
The best ones are CMC episode, Heartswarming, Gourmand and Quibble Pants episodes. They got 4/4 stars.
Everything else got 3 stars.
>>28420783
All the parent ponies are kinda hot
>>28420846I think Rarity's dad is the hottest
>>28420848
Stop acting like a 30 year old girl, anon.
OH SHIT IT'S THE PO PO
EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL
>>28420854
But I'm an 8 year old girl.
Why else would I be watching My Little Pony?
"You're ALL pregnent!?"
>>28420845
yeah, that's pretty autistic
>>28420865
WOW
>>28420857
I wonder how many 8-year olds have actually seen the entire "story" with the full 137? current episodes.
There are, of course, the girls who were 8 when the show came out but those are 14 now.
>>28420856
>>28420878
it's not gay if your changeling buddy was turned into a mare at the time
>>28420871
>>28420876
I'm afraid I have toshim sham your glim glams
>>28420882
I'm okay with that.
>>28420882I like both equallyAnd I want to see them make out
>>28420882
the more the merrier
>>28420884
STAHP, ANON, I BEG YOU! I HAVE A WAIFU!
shim sham becomes real
what do
Loveliest horse coming through
>>28420892
Slam a full clip into my pump-action shotgun and hold down the trigger.
>>28420892
Wait for this one to join us
>>28420892
Give her a hotdog
God damn it, it's too early to be this horny.
>>28420892
>>28420900
>Old cosplayers.
It looks pretty weird but then again, at least it''s not the same old "I look pretty, let me put on a wig/pair of ears and collect praise".
Ponies aren't exactly a very cosplay-friendly material consdiering cosplay is all about the clothes which ponies don't wear bar a few exceptions. It's the reason why the pegasus soldiers (three guys, flagpole of equestria, can't find the pic) cosplay easily puts most of M6 cospayers to shame.
>>28420892
beg her for a date, obviously
Shimmy's been partying a lot. She's started looking unkempt and has dark circles under her eyes.You know she keeps a pint of whiskey and some tramadol in her backpack.
What do you say to her?
>>28420954
Tell her I'm her biggest fan and that I'd do anything for her.
I call upon Filly to banish the shimmerposting!
>>28420954
please sit on my face
Have you ever wonder what life would be like without our wonderful hands, fellow humans? I'm sure glad we do, though! They're just lovely, aren't they?
>>28420270
HAHAHHAHAHA
>>28420954
I have a gallon of lube and a three-day weekend alone. Come to my place and we'llplay video games.
>>28420979
How did you get Apple to be your advertising sponsor?
>>28420979
You did it, you conquered Apple
By law Steve Jobs must give you his keys
>>28420992
Wish i knew, im waiting for those virtual e-checks from apple ™
>>28420994
I wonder how it happened. I guess they just ran a gif ripper for whatever keywords but like i can't imagine that no one looked over the rips to see if there was NSFW content. What the hell apple.
>Today is Make A Hat Day
Colt hat.
>>28420960
Your old filly gods are dead.
We Shimmer now.
>>28421001
Where can i buy one?
>>28421000
>I can't imagine that no one looked over the rips to see if there was NSFW content.
I very much can.
Especially when it comes to these sort of automated jobs, they just don't give a fuck.
>>28421009
Jobs must be spinning at the speed of light in his grave now
>>28421005
do people actually remember caramelldansen
>>28421016
I do
I've had its lyrics as my Steam profile description since '08
>>28421012
>jobs
>giving a shit
All he did was be a huge fucking cunt and demand literal impossible shit.
Also be a good marketer.
But seriously he was a little shit at everything else
>>28421021
But thats the thing. He was an insane control freak and would fire people over using the wrong font on his "creation". Being able to stick these kinds of random gifs over his ichat would never slide with him.
>>28421007
If colt is your little pony, you may not even need to buy anything!
>>28421024
It would happen, the difference would be the person responsible would get fired.
Now he'll just shit his pants in horror, roll out a patch and maybe reconsider his "dream job" position.
>>28420982
>you will never play video games with strung-out Shimmy
>>28421026
I'm gonna wear my colt every day.
Fillynapping.
filly nappng
>>28420874
Thats actually an interesting thought. Why have a show run this long when its intended audience will loose interest within 2 years? Do they loose interest?
Uh oh, she's doing it again!
How is the pony town?
i unironically enjoy this humor
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-ringteam
>>28421148
>loose
It's lose, anon.
I personally think the kids who got into it back in the day are petty much the kids you usually see on pony videos, occasionally on EQD as well who claim to be about 12-13.
Some have, some haven't but there definitely is a lot of "old timers" among the kids.
Heck, it's one of the reasons why EQG exists... to keep the children interested into their teens.
The thing I'm kind of wondering is how do they actually handle getting new fans.
All in all, this is not a series where you can simply drop into the later seasons and be completely fine.
However, asking them to re-air all the character-setting episodes every other year would be kind of asinine.
It might be the reason for their ever-skrining viewership but that might as well just be Discovery Family's (lack of) doing.
I'm scared to watch a new episode
hello there fellow bronies! i hope you'll come down and join us on the equestria daily forums!
https://forums.equestriadaily.com/
we talk about a lot of things, like new episodes, fanon, and our favorite pony content! its so much fun!!
>>28421226
is it less toxicer than derpibooru forum?
>>28421148
The show is available on Netflix, so a lot of kids are able to watch from the beginning.
>>28421232
hahahaha
>>28421255
don't laugh at me ever again
Good morning, poners
I want to marry this birb.
>>28421292
what about your waifu?
>>28421295
But she IS one of my waifus.
Polygamy is magic.
>>28421309
Don't you have a magic hat to be reading out of, Joseph Smith.
Why is this allowed?
I only waifu one horse, but want to fuck a lot of different ponies under the idea thatarriages are open in equestria. Is that bad?
>>28421309
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
>>28421325
isn't nature fascinating?
Hope she remembered to take her filly contraceptives, it's really easy to knock up a filly otherwise
>>28421332
I just have one waifu per species. That seems fair.
>>28421347
Don't you stick that hoof at me young missy, or I'lltickle ituntil you cry
>>28421347
Fillies shouldn't have babies. They're too young.
>>28421382
I'm pretty sure they're not even physically capable. Have you seen newborn foals? Their heads look like they'd destroy a mare when coming out. There's no way a filly would be able to have a foal.
>>28421401
She could, the result would just be very little.Like Pip little.
>>28421425It would be kinda adorable to see a filly trying her hardest to be motherly.
>>28421450
what if an episode where the CMCs try to take care of a flour bag baby for a school project
oops I drew a thing I likeI should finish this up
>>28421537
That's cute
Pet the pony against the grain.
>>28421547
That doesn't sound like a good idea.
Did anyone ever try to fit Marker in to the whole 4chan House ordeal or had she been completely forgotten on /mlp/ by the time /mlp/'s tan came around?
Anyway, do you think places like the Griffinstone interacted with the pony city states or did ponies find out about them only much later once they left the continent?
I want to smear Sister Coco's blood all over my armor.
>>28420486
>pepe 104
how many do you have?
>>28421682
>Did anyone ever try to fit Marker in to the whole 4chan House ordeal or had she been completely forgotten on /mlp/ by the time /mlp/'s tan came around?
She's always been the MLPG mascot, which is fairly different from a board-tan so I don't think anyone ever really tried.
>Anyway, do you think places like the Griffinstone interacted with the pony city states or did ponies find out about them only much later once they left the continent?
The original Griffonstone kingdom probably did, back when they weren't a slav shithole
>>28421683>Miss Pommel.
>Hasbro
That whole Sororita blood thing has been ret-conned already.
Welcome to 40k where shitting in your own mouth is the bulk of the writing which is why it has been so inferior to Fantasy in every single way aside from price. Basically Warhammer without any production values.
>>28421711
>She's always been the MLPG mascot, which is fairly different from a board-tan so I don't think anyone ever really tried.
Well, you can't deny most of /mlp/'s culture was kickstarted by 2012 MLPG which was also like the sole reigning majority on a board the other part of were just porn dumps.
Nowadays, it's its own thing but Marker dates even further back so they must have been aware of her at some point... hence the question being asked.
>>28421726
What I meant was more that the tans are generally designed to represent the board.
Marker wouldn't really be doing that, since she was designed as a mascot and not as a pony representation of MLPG.
>>28421309
>waifus
>>28421716
>which is why it has been so inferior to Fantasy
The "Times of Legend" series are rather far away from canon on a lot of aspects, too.
Forgot what exactly it was since it's been so long since I read the novels for Nagash, Sigmar and the vampire bloodlines but they had a bunch of stuff that directly contradicted canon.
>>28421682
The Yaks probably did with the Crystal Empire back when it was around.
I think the Yaks probably closed their borders because of Sombra. An evil sorcerer comes to power in the kingdom next door, he gets banished, the whole thing disappears, all sort of crazy shit. You don't want anything to do with that.
inks
these horses are really cute
>>28421683
>Rarity is the Ultramareine
>not Twilight
>>28421751
Yeah, I guess.
>>28421776
I DARE you to post a cuter pony then!
>>28421751
What's wrong about her mane? Looks alright to me
>>28421747
Fantasy pulled that stuff sometimes but it still had a story it followed and such.
Even if End Times threw a wrench in its face, ret-conned the latest developments and killed the setting off.
Warhammer 40k has been a bloody mess even in its prime and it has always been waved off because it was the bonkers setting for adding stuff like penis guns that shoot cum if the writers felt like it.
Then again, Warhammer ended up so good it got copied left and right, thus losing most of its charm... Warhammer 40k wasn't worth copying and so it ended up being on top over time.
But enough of /tg/ related rants.
I've no neck beard and am not here to discuss this stuff. Settra will rule the sands once again!
>>28421782
>>28421751
sweetie belle please i don't want to go to the hospital again
>>28421785
>and am not here to discuss this stuffBut 40K threads are always the best
>>28421784
It's not quite show-style, I've just kinda gotten farther and farther from what it SHOULD look like.
>>28421788
Pinkie is pretty cute normally, but not with that mane style.
>>28421788
>wish to hug, both sexually and not sexually, skyrockets
>>28421799
>but not with that mane style.
wot
>>28421803
like, I'm all for alternate mane styles, especially in the show, but pigtails are DUMB
DUUUUUUMB
>>28421799
>but not with that mane style.
>>28421788
when lauren was designing penk, did she know she was going to make everyone's hearts explode with cuteness
>>28421810
>pigtails are DUMB
WOW.
Filly milk will cure most illnesses. Sadly, this is a very rare beverage.
>>28421797
>Jonah is back for DoW3! Though he's lacking the magic missile spell from CR, sadly.
Hopefully they'll start giving more info on the actually interesting factions soon.
Space Marines are plastic cancer.
Cancer that has spread into a tumor on Warhammer for both settings.
>>28421810
Say that again
>pigtails
>>28421834
PIG. TAILS. ARE.GARBAGE.
Braided pigtails can be an exception sometimes.
Sometimes.
>>28421822
>pigtails
>WOW
sometimes i think pinko may be too sweet and innocent to fuck
Let's be fair here, most of the standard haircuts shouldn't really be doable on a mane.
Stuff like pigtails is simply not feasible with a stretch of hair that is almost a meter long.
Now mohawks...
>>28421836
Pigtails >>> ponytails > himecut
>>28421843
WOW! GLIMMER
>>28421831Personally I prefer the Adeptus Mechanicus and the Necrons over the SM, but I don't get the dislike for them either.
They aren't even that Mary Sueish unless they are named Cato, almost every novel involving them starts with killing off half a company just to show how dangerous the enemy is.
Also it's pretty interesting to see the completely different personalities of the different chapters imo.
>DoW3
I'm avoiding almost everything about that at the moment. Everyone is shitting on it and I don't want them to sour my hype because I know I'll enjoy it if I just get to give it a chance.
>>28421845
yeah, party girls are famous for being practically celibate
>>28421855
what's a himecut?
>>28421855
Mohawks, man.
>>28421845
>sometimes
The other 99% of the time your dick's in her mouth before you've even said hello.
Nyx is going to steal the declaration of independance.
>>28421864
Princess haircut. It's some Japanese shit.
Basically Twilight's haircut.
>>28421309
>birds with teeth
reee
>>28421852
Rarity's mane is just a styled mohawk - her and Fluttershy are doable, I think.
>>28421882
it looks better on horses
Filly wants a new haircut.
I only care about one horse hairstyle.
>>28421887
double the chomp
you niggas talking about hairstyles?
>>28421857
>Also it's pretty interesting to see the completely different personalities of the different chapters imo.
I can't say I agree.
They're more like pilot Mane6.
The student, the family hick, the unresponsbile speedster, the cheery goofball, the shy around "people" one and the fancy one.
Same with Space Marine chapters.
The difference is that M6 outgrew those simplistic definitions and gained meaningful character as well as interaction among each other.
Space Marines will be dull one-note wonders forever, just like Astra Militarum's Rambo faction, WW1 faction, Russian faction, hellhole faction (Cadians),...
>>28421922
>pigtails
>on horses
They're plain disgusting, anon.
>>28421924
I blame Ward.
>>28421924
A lot of the novels deal with them having to break "out of character" (with regards to their chapter doctrine) to overcome their enemy or, if they don't, with the limitations and drawbacks of their behavior though.
I don't think it is really all that one-sided with absolutely no reflection on it or zero development.
I do have to say that the "Path of the Eldar" series was really enjoyable though.Probably partly because there are so few novels telling the story from any perspective but that of the humans
>>28421906
That's a pretty pony
>>28421936
My nigga, it's a cartoon character.
That's not a cartoon character.
>>28421962
Extremely pretty.
>>28421965
Cartoon character with a mane.
Ponies with human-like hair looks bad in general.
https://torrenthound.com
>>28421986
With a mane that doesn't have to at all look like an actual horses mane. Because it's a cartoon.
that's fluttershy's fuckbuddy you're talking about
>>28421995
she has multiple
>>28421995
I wish I was Fluttershy.
>>28422030
me too
>>28422030
Dude weed XD
>>28422047
>>28422047
You okay, friend?
>>28421831He kind of looks like a caricature
>>28422070
The guys has seen saome major shit with Kiras and all.
Pony maxed out your credit card buying prepainted tabletop figurines.
>>28422089
The Warhammer 40k for teens ones or the X-Wing ones?
Filly said she can't eat this replicated food.
Filly reminds you that battlefields make the best farmlands.
>>28422089
I don't have a credit card. What exactly did pony max out?
I was about to post nudes, but the image limit hit. Oh well, nevermind.
I'm a pony btw
Pony asks if love can bloom on the battlefield
>>28422110
stallion or mare?
>>28422107
Your mom's credit card.
>>28422107
Apparently one of those play set credit cards.
You don't even know how she got the stores to take this.
Filly activated all your almonds, take cover!
I like DWK's work and I want him to know
>>28421831
>>28422070
>>28422075
wait, wasn't he killed in DoW 2?
>>28422148
He got better.
>>28422148
>wait, wasn't he killed in DoW 2?
Gravely wounded but survived is the current lore explanation so much like Angelos back in DoW2 who should have been dead long ago.
Filly wants you to talk less and smile more.
Pony wants you to talk more and touch her butt less.
>>28422179
Stop listening to my music collection, filly
Nyuu Hoosu aleruto!
>>28422179
I don't do either of those things, filly.
>>28422156
Actually makes me wonder right now, was there any case of a Psyker getting shoved into a Dreadnaught?
Remember that time Rainbow Dash blew up a factory, was she not convicted due to lack of evidence?
>>28422205
Of course. Blood Angels pull that shit off.
Their dreadnaughts are pure Wardian bullshit, though.
>>28422219
Remember that time Twilight mindraped an entire town?
Someone make a new thread already.
Please.
>>28422219
She is a national hero and is critical to the defense of the Equestrian nation, nevermind the fact that the Wonderbolts had an interest in her too
She has special privileges
>>28422221
sounds like rape incarnate
Remember that time Fluttershy literally killed everyone by being such a bad pony and waifu?
>>28422234
no, that's a Chaos unit
>>28422221
But if you put a psyker in there you'll have less room for GIANT FUCKING CLAWS.
>>28422241
No, but I remember when she was so horrible that even Pinkie Pie questioned her friendship with her
>>28422234
>sounds like rape incarnate
Furisos dreadnought could basically hit infinitely as long as you didn't throw very badly and there were still models within reach.
Rape incarnate does not even begin to describe the bullshit level on that one.
So in the end can we all agree that rarity is a onedimensional slut with no redeeming qualities
>>28422263
No
She's an omnidimensional slut
>>28422263
>Rarity discovers the time/dimension travel spell
>Realizes she can have sex with all her friends whenever and wherever she wants with zero consequences
>>28422263
>>28422268
Eat my ass
>>28422268
no that's cadance
rarity is a tri-county slut at best
>>28422268
>slut dimension
>Too Many Rarities
>>28422286
At least ask me out for dinner first
new fucking thread WHERE
>>28422287
Why do you insist on insulting the two purest ponies?
>>28422286
GYPSY
WRITE SOMETHING
geez okay!
>>28422295
Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie, anon. We could come back to my place for drinks after.
>>28422285
>Rarity dresses up in pseudo "future" clothes, complete with torn leather and spikes in random places
>Teleports in on Twilight a month ago, telling her that she needs to work on her cunnilingus, the fate of Equestria rests on it!
>Cash in when she teleports back
>>28422330
Yes please
>>28422323
>implying I'm as hot as Gypsy
>>28422322
>cadance
>pink princess of love
>pure
she's a world-class slut, anon, it comes with the title
>>28422345
PURE
>>28422350
SLUT
>>28422350
PONY PLEASURE
>pure slut pony pleasure
>>28422353
YOU'RE THE SLUT YOU SLUT
>>28422375
Yes, and
>>28422377
>>28422377
>>28422377
A find has been unearthed!