619- The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
Written by Ed Valentine
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sulza
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4swhiy (PL Gabi)
Petunia's got a bright future in store for her. Well, perhaps somewhat muddy, but there ought to be all kinds of unexplored history buried in Equestria, and her knack for finding it can only come in useful for that. She ought to be careful, though - there are fragile fossils and potential hazards in just digging willy-nilly. Forming some support teams should help with that as she matures into her role with experience.Maybe someday she'll accidentally dig up a pirate treasure anyway.
>>28418196
Previous thread.
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dELIxZvCMzo
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4pk6ak
617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk
618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View):Twilight must find the truth after Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie have three different versions of events from their boat trip and are upset with each other.
623 - Where the Apple Lies:When Apple Bloom tells a white lie to cover up a mistake, Applejack shares the story of how she came to value honesty after telling a series of lies that almost destroyed the farm and landed the whole Apple family in the hospital.
624 - Top Bolt:Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are sent to the Wonderbolt Academy to help two friends, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger, solve a friendship problem that could prevent them from getting into the Academy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
>filly
>filly
I like her
>colt
>Philly
Filly keeps posting on social media how she's just like Harley Quinn and wants an abusive boyfriend like the Joker.
Fillies were made to be______.
>>28422411
Apples?
killy the filly
Post apocaliptic slut Rarity is a great concept
>>28422377
She could become an apprentice of Daring Do, that might be a neat thing
>>28422418
>>28422411
can they be hats
>>28421001
>country filly
>>28422439
What kind of treats does country filly like?
I finished the horses!
>>28422455
The horses are very cute and I wish I was sisters like that.
>>28422425
That'd be great
>>28422455
horses are good. those horses are good
Has the show had any nods towards heavy metal yet?
>>28422455
Neato. Though Sweetie's front profile looks a tiny bit weird with those more realistic shapes.
Filly culture is weird.
>>28422479
>Has the show had any nods towards heavy metal yet?
The first CMC song had kind of a hair metal feel to it
>>28422479
>any nods towards heavy metal yet?
What is Show Stoppers
I mean that's more hair/glam metal than anything else but still
>>28422425
I wonder how she could meet her.
2cute
I haven't seen the new horsesodes and I don't really care about them that much
I even stopped jerking off to horses except every now and then
And I don't come here often
I think what I'm trying to tell you is that I'm leaving you
>>28422515
Can I have your stuff?
>>28422518
you can have my used cumrag that I also use to blow my nose in and dry myself when I'm sweating
>>28422526
awesome I bet t he muskfags will pay top dollar for this
>>28422517
>Wow I can feel you all over
>Even my horsebutt and other sensitive horseparts
>>28422501
Maybe some sort of university setting
>>28422528
>the muskfags
What about our god emperor?
>>28422501
How did Indiana Jones meet all those specialists on his adventures? Like that.
Cabelleron unearths a secret valley, abducts the filly to make her excavate extremely valuable remains of a mythical prehistoric animal.
Do is contacted by someone and goes out to rescue her, then lets her tag along as they tarnish Cabelleron's plans and seal the secret valley for good.
>>28422542
CHELDORADO
>>28422548
AVACADO
what the fuck DKW likes EQG I hate him now
unsubscribed and reported to the FBI
>>28422559
It makes me like him even more.
>>28422573
that's because you hate shit taste
>>28422573
>Master tree hugger
>>28422515
not your personal blog
>MSOB's k-pop idol Dazzlings
Holy fucking shit my dick
>>28422587
>MSOB
>k-pop idol
>dazzlings
Damn, that's like a triple shit sundae
>>28422587
any part of that sentence makes me shiver with disgust
there is only one japanese pony
>>28422587
Wheres that
>>28422478
preach
>>28422479
>Though Sweetie's front profile looks a tiny bit weird with those more realistic shapes.
Yeah, a little. It's hard to make the shapes look good while still keeping them cutesy and MLP-y.
Filly wants to be a idol and have lots of fans around the world.
>>28422609
she first has to become a magical little girl
>>28422579
What are you going to do about it, huh?
>>28422582
I want to take her classes.
>>28422604
There's a wip posted over in best thread
>>28422587
I would be super excited if this was another artist.
>>28422617
I like how this is apparently a face study and she's just doing it naked for fun.
>>28422607
my little apple
>>28422601
She's a cutie
Filly deleted your world record time on Mario Kart.
>>28422645
Well, I didn't want it to come to this but now I have to kill the filly.
>>28422614
Okay, what now?
>>28422465
I love that little boner
>>28422645
I don't play Mario Kart or any type of racing games, filly.
>>28422604
Different size just for you. I used to post to /mlp/ threads since they would decay faster, so I could repost to MLPG sooner. But that's not the case any more since we're off hiatus.
>>28422559
>glimfag
>shimfag
it's no mystery that he has the definition of shit taste.
>>28422679
>>28422683
>Glimfag
Pretty good taste
>Shimfag
wtf i hate dkw now
>>28422679
...You didn't know you can post duplicate pictures as long as they're in different threads?
>>28422679
Sonata looks like an Asari
Or should I say
AnButtsari
>>28422679
Look at dat Sonata donk.
>>28422696
I accept this as legal tender.
>Archaeology is the study of ancient cultures
>Paleontology is the study of fossils
>Digs up a fossil
>"She's an archaeologist."
>>28422679
>Shimsham playing drums on that sonatass
No-ice
>>28422700
how much can I get for a single flutterbutt?
>>28422703
>Her name is Petunia Paleo
>>28422703
>Dig up an animal looking bone in a world filled with talking horses
>Surprised it had a culture
Huh?
>>28422703
Human, or pony in this case, remains can be archaeological artefacts
>>28422703
wouldn't be the first time they've screwed up something minor in the wording
"I could care less about the dress" comes to mind
>>28422679
What's this based on
Filly wants to play with your duck.
Pony thinks it's a doggy dog world out there.
When you tried to correct her she started crying and asking why dogs would do that?
>>28422742
I was just joking
it's a pony pone
>>28422679
Adagio looks nice! The others are too oddly-proportioned for my tastes, though.
>>28422679
>Tits from biggest to smallest
>Ass from smallest to biggest
Hehehehehehhee
>>28422679
Adagio looks like the best out of all of those, but it doesn't look like the drawing is quite finished yet anyways
>>28422679Your sketches and lineart always look so much better than the finished product to me
EqG is such a nice series
Filly hopes senpai notices her.
Colts are for entertainment, fillies are for baby making.
posting about foals should be illegal
>>28422844
>Dafty
>>28422844
kys daf
>>28422517
>just shoves her into the box and locks it forever
Pony wants to hug you but doesn't want to come off as thirsty.
>>28422859
kill me yourself you fucking wuss
>>28422844
>GTA SA
>>28422875
Does filly not like the best GTA?It's seriously the only one I like
>>28422396
He really likes showing his butt off
Touch the pony like you mean it.
>>284229023>SA>VCalso 4>5
>>28422909
I love that. She seems so offended and disgusted as first like she thinks he's saying "hey ladies, look at my ass!" then she's like "oh! OH! You got your cutie mark!" Maybe they can't see his mark from the angle she makes that face at and when she spots the mark she realizes what's going on.
>>28422902
>no filly talk radio show
>>28422902
>It's seriously the only one I like
You should really look into Saint's Row 3 or 2.
>>28422922
>GTA 3 above anything.
It was ground-braking but goddamn was I happy once we finally got Vice City.
The latter two are just so much better.
>>28422930
I really like all the little background touches in the latest seasons
>>28422922I like the city design of 3 but I really don't like the mechanical choices in it, especially on a replay. I find Vice City a lot more entertaining.
>>28422922SA >= 5 > 2 > The restI only enjoyed 5 and SA and those nostalgia goggles will always ave it in for #2.
>>28422931
>no morning wood
not realistic
>>28422712
find the right buyer
dash would probably pay top bits
>>28422942
Man, and she had a Princess Dress already.Has anyone drawn her in that dress?
>>28422933
What would they talk about?
>>28422922the only radio station you need: https://youtu.be/eMkdtMQH7WM
>>28422679
>tfw MSOB will never draw thick
>>28422930
But he is telling them to look at his ass.
>>28422956
Fillies.
Obama care.
>>28422922
Four and five were so boring to me and I only bought five because my old roommate talked me in into buying it.
>>28422939
I've played 2 and 3 and a little bit of the first game. Thought they were okay.
I don't think these games are for meprobably because there's no autistic stat management
Filly's going through a goth phase.
>>28422956
The rising price of glitter and bows
>>28422949
Too lewd.
>>28422939
>>28422943
VC just didn't click for me. To this day I love to replay 3 every now and then, but VC, I dunno, the story is too short, managing the properties feels bothersome, and there's not much of a step forward in freeroam activites like SA had.
>>28422968
I had to force myself to finish Five. The whole three PCs shtick wasn't for me.
>>28422960
>not K-Jah
unironically though Chatterbox, Head Radio and Lips 106 were great
>>28423000
I want humanized Rainbow Dash to crush my head with her thighs and call me names.
>>28423011
Where the fuck is Anon's head in this?
>>28423015
Inside Dash's gaping vag.
Did you know that the average pegasus can pierce through several brick walls if launched at a sufficient velocity.
Please send more pegasi for further testing, we've run out.
>>28423006
>VC just didn't click for me.
I still prefer San Andreas but back then, it was a pretty great improvement with letting you on motorbikes, funny vehicles like the golf karts, etc.
Keep in mind I was one of those kids who hacked up the game according to cheat sheets to allow that one plane to actually fly.
Also, FUCK the phone booth missions and crashing at the very last moment in Banshee.
GTA 3 is one of those games that are just unplayable once you get to the more modern takes on 3D GTA like VC and SA, or even Mafia.
>>28422845
Why?
>>28423040
HOW MUCH SALT CAN THEY EAT BEFORE THEY DIE
pony needs to learn to keep her door locked
>>28423072
But who is making dakimakura's of anon?
>>28423084
Pinkie has multiple dakis of everyone in town
you know
just in case
>>28423089
that
that's pretty believable.
>>28423084
It is a mystery.
>>28423114
oh fluttershy
>not being a pony
>not owning an anon daki
>>28422942
the background has always been where the real fun is
I don't know if you guys are aware, but these could become new banners of /mlp/.
>>28423136
Well, if the mods are just gonna allow blatant garbage like that to pass then I guess I'll just have to leave ublock on.
Whatever nigga.
>>28423136
>He doesn't use Adblock on 4chan.
>>28423055
Finally learning how to operate the Dodo after I returned to 3 a couple years back was great, I got so much satisfaction from that.
The game is simpler and more rough around the edges, but I guess maybe that's partially why I love it. While SA is better in probably every aspect you can think of, for me the game is just too big. It's fun in LS, but it takes too long to even get to SF, and there's not much to do in LV and the missions there are kinda shit. It was great when it came out but when I try to replay it nowadays I get bored pretty fast.
>>28423147
Isn't Adblock starting to insert its own ads now?
>>28423136
I never turn off adblock.
>>28423136
The scores are opposite of how good of banners they are. But only the last one is any good.
>>28423136
Are people still salty about that?
And are people still thinking it was one guy with a boatload of passes instead of the ignoring the disdain this website has with MLP?
It's also the fault of the faggots splitting the vote with the other banners.
What if the fillies are here just to score some porn?
>>28423164
>And are people still thinking it was one guy with a boatload of passes instead of the ignoring the disdain this website has with MLP?
it was
or did you forget just how autistic that special ed retard who goes by the moniker of barneyfag is
>>28423157
I haven't noticed shit like that yet.
But it's not like alternatives don't exist if they decide to be dicks.
>>28423147
>ABP
Use uBlock Origin, AdblockPlus is getting worse and worse and is starting to let people pay to avoid getting their ads blocked
>>28423170
There's no proof it was the fucker you call barneyfag. Maybe he submitted some banners but I doubt he rigged the thing. Most people on 4chan don't like /mlp/ and its one of the least popular boards, that's not rocket science. Trying to deflect by saying it was a guy with 9001 passes when there is no proof is inanity.
If you want someone to blame, blame the people that submitted the other banners which split the vote. If you faggots kept it to one or two banners instead of multiple ones it would've won.
>>28423185
140 dollarydoos
>>28423158
When websites politely ask I actually unblock it and reload the page. If nothing too offensive happens I leave it off. I like to think it rewards those who are using ads right and punishes those who are using them wrong.
>>28423168
Then we'll blue ball them so hard they'll think they somehow contracted women periods from their human obsession.
>>28423185
Damn, nigga, you salty. which one of yours got no votes?
>>28423202
*blue bean
>>28423199
>When websites politely ask I actually unblock it
I do that too.I used to allow ads and stuff on 4chan, but I stopped when moot left
>>28423206
I don't think people even know what salty means anymore.
>>28423206
I'm not salty familia. I'm just saying creating boogeyman because some stupid banner won is inane. If anyone is salty it's the people crying about it constantly here and on /qa/ and trying to do away with a democratic mandate.
>>28423230
It's not a boogeyman when the nigga actually exists, nigga.
He's a supreme autist that I'm fairly certain survives off of welfare and shitposts about ponies all day.
>>28423243
I *know* who he is, familia.
I'm just saying there is no proof that he rigged the vote. That's a narrative peddled by butt blasted niggers when they can't come to terms that one banner won.
As I said, blame the chucklecucks who made the 4 or so banners which had 10+ votes each.
>>28423265
It's not hard to rig a vote when you get free money and buy proxies.
>>28423243
>survives off of welfare and shitposts about ponies all day.
living the fucking dream
>>28423265
Whatever nigga, there's so many banners in rotation I would probably never see it even if I did disable uBlock, but I still think it's a shit thing to allow to happen and sets a bad precedent.
>>28423194
I want the mods to tell us if that was legit or fake.
After the $500 banner I don't doubt anything anymore, but I wanna know for sure
Filly wants to do things with you.
Things only grown ponies are supposed to do with each other.Filly wants to go drinking.
>>28423328
>Things only grown ponies are supposed to do with each other.
Joint file our taxes?
>>28423328
>Filly wants to go drinking.
Oh.
Yeah, alright.
>>28423340
Filly drank you under the table.
Fucking lightweight.
>>28423328
You don't need that yet, silly filly. You should wait until all of your childish dreams are crushed completely.
>>28423310
What? $500 banner?
>>28423310
If they acknowledge it then they'd have to do something about it.
And we all know the mods don't ever do anything useful.
>>28423354
Some guy bought advertisement space on 4chan for $500 and used it to display some banner shitting on MLPG and linking to the sub.
Then he tried to get shoulder pats from /mlp/ for it but everyone just laughed at how fucking autistic that was.
>>28423373
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, never underestimate the autistic lengths people can go.
>>28422679
t i d d y
>>28423348
Filly probably could drink me under the table. Most of my friends can.
I just hope she doesn't give me shit the next day when I'm so drunkI start hitting on all the cute stallions in the bar.
>>28423384
tiddies
>>28423373
All I can do is sit and be jealous that this guy has enough spare cash to blow 500 bones on a banner.
I am extremely jealous of all autistic/mental defects people that receive autism bucks.
I am literally jealous of autistic people.I just want to buy some fucking groceries
>>28423395
Do not blame the fillies for your shortcomings.
>>28423386
>>28423402
>tfw the time you tried reusing the coffee grounds for one more pot and took as much of the resulting swamp water to work trying to stay awake during your graveyard shift
>tfw the time the price of the cheapest, most calorie dense frozen burrito at work went up 2 cents and because taxes you could only afford one
>tfw the time you toasted the heel of the bread and put mustard on it for dinner
>tfw the next night when you just went to bed early
>tfw the day you just couldn't fucking handle it and walked to the nearest gas station (because you barely had enough to get to work) and bought the biggest, cheapest bottle of alcohol you could find in nickels and dimes
I'm so fucking glad that's behind me.
AdBlock Pony wonders if you still appreciate her.
>>28423505
AdBlock pony is cool and should personify herself if she wants to be appreciated.
Nyx is going to steal the declaration of independence.
>>28423402
My neighbor is a meth addict who had his autismbux revoked when he went to jail.
He was recently released and re-issued his benefits.
Meanwhile the only work I can find is a shitty part time job unloading freight and stocking at a dollar store.
>>28423505
I still love you adblock pony.Does she slap anyone that tries to sell you something
>>28423515
She's very shy.
She'd talk to you more often but she's afraid you'llblock her out.
>>28423529
>Hey Anon! Buy some apples!
>RAAAAAAA!
>>28423547
>Flim and Flam come to town
>hanging out with adblock pony
>not being friends with ublock pony
>>28423556
uBlock superior.
>>28423556ponify them so we can obsess about a new cute OC
>>28423555
>Ladies and Gentlecolts today we have something wonderf-
>They see adblock pony in the audience with Anon
>Eyes narrowed
>-wonderfullll, to sell-
>It takes 3 full grown stallions to restrain her afterwards
NEW
SHOUT
WHERE
>>28423556
adblock pony may be a little outdated but she still gets the job done
if she tries to start selling me on her home business again I'm gonna stop hanging out with her, though
>>28423575
It's thursday
>>28423576
it's too late anon
Adblock pony is taking bribes now
she's compromised
>>28423575
tomorrow probably
You guys only hang out with ublock pony because she lets you touch her butt.
>>28423580
>>28423601
>>28423576
Adblock pony can't protect you from sites illegally (God bless EU software rules) sniffing out she's with you and denying you access.
UBlock pony can infiltrate herself and pacify the criminals like KissCartoon/Anime.
>>28423603
That's a perfectly valid reason to hang out with someone though.
>>28423609
>>28423603
But why can't I get both?
>>28423626
They don't get along.
>>28423575
FUS RO DAH
>>28423626
Gee Anon, why does your web browser let you have two adblockers?
>>28423626
Because that hurts the poor, poor browser pony.
Poor thing is trying to be as efficient as possibly and if you tell her to carry two more mares on her back, it's going to do her no good.
>>28423626
>>28423645
extension ponies are like betta fish
>>28422384
>>28423682
>Browser pony is carrying adblock filly
>You install ublock
>On top of slowing down Browser pony by both having to silent judge her, they're constantly bickering with their voices right near her ear and occassionally when they conflict one of their little filly slaps hits her by mistake
>Browser pony trying her best to keep her composure for Anon's browser
>Browser is so relieved when it's porn time where instead of carrying fillies around, she and Anon both wear mustache glasses to hide their identities.
oh my god they're super cute
>>28423719
I don't like their manes
>>28422617
Yes, legs for decades!
>>28423725it's not the manes that's important
it's the new 2017 feature film artstyle
>>28423719
>tiny little mouths open with a tongue modeled inside and close to the front of the mouth
>those happy little faces with their eager little tongues
So basically they come pre-hotglued, right? The guys in the Chinese factory take care of that for me?
>>28423729
Excuse you, but that is MY waifu
>>28422931
>"What's up everybody it's critical. I'm gonna give this apple-assed cowboy horse a bite of my wiener sandwich for interrupting my nipple dreams, let's do this shit.
>>28422942
Her cutie mark is a pair of dolphins 69ing; she must work at sea world.
>>28423764
>"Why do I look like the lovechild of Booker DeWitt and David Schwimmer."
Pony keeps hitting the share button to send you porn.
>>28423777
she is an attractive mare
>>28423739
All you got was a hug? I feel bad for you son.
>>28423807
>implying
Please stop marrying and having happy family lives with the ponies.
>>28423822
>>28423840
>you will never marry have kids with mare
>>28423840
No.
>>28423575
happy thursday night bronies what's the fuck
>>28423803
many of the background ponies are quite attractive
>>28423840
You're not my boss.
>>28423850
>She's eating him
>And then she's going to eat me!
>Ohhhh myyy goooooooooood
>>28423858
I THOUGHT IT WAS FRIDAY YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT
>>28423858
YOOOOOOOO NIGGA
>>28423858
It's Friday somewhere in the world
>>28423858
Dash would be a fan of podracing.
Derpy has a bubble butt.
>>28423880
> below average ponynut size.webm
>>28423822
>Implying the kids are yours
>>28423882
who wouldnt
>>28423822
Five moreFoals?
>>28423898
Bonbon too.
>>28423895
did comet tail sprout wings?
>>28423895
Man, imagine ordering a giant inflatable Rainbow Dash balloon and this shows up:
https://derpibooru.org/807874
Chinese man not included.
>>28423917
I think that's a different horse
>>28423858
ahaha what
>>28423917
He's the towns resident changeling and occasionally forgets his race.
Also since they all share "cover identities" in rotation, every now and again a changeling who's supposed to be off that day ends up showing up anyway, which is why we have duplicate background ponies.
Usually it's because of a sale at sugarcube corner.
>>28423904
You will never ruin my autistic fantasies, anon.
>>28423895
I wonder what they did with the balloon after
https://www.facebook com/mylittlepony/videos/1451348098215956/
>>28423944
put it in the trash where it belongs
>>28423941
Good shit m8, we huggerfags gotta be strong.
>>28423941
I want to touch her hoof butts.
>>28423962
the great Twilight Sparkle
Don't stop petting the pony.
>>28423981
That looks like a good way to get kicked in the face by a horse.
>>28423962
oh, he's an elvis impersonator
i thought he was going to be a trump-type casino boss guy
>>28423981
god
those muscles
unfff
>>28423917
different horse anon
all the background pone cutie marks get reused on occasion
his his been on a pegasus before
>>28424001
Kill yourself
>>28423992
He's like a professional horser, though.
I've seen his yt videos.
>>28424005
how can i learn more about background ponies? they are so cute
>>28423937
>every now and again a changeling who's supposed to be off that day ends up showing up anyway, which is why we have duplicate background ponies.
I really wanted this to be true. I think I splurged on my episode idea before:
the mane 6 out of town, the flower trio uncover a conspiracy of duplicate ponies living among them, everyone is on edge about everyone else. A changeling is discovered after enough paranoid stalking and they start a witch hunt with an angry mob and pitch forks and everything. At the last minute Mayor Mare or whoever comes in an explains they're relocated, ex-communicated changelings hiding from the hive for their own protection and Ponyville is the perfect little town to live an honest life in. Now everyone in town is in on it but knows they can't ever talk about the occasional duplicate ponies among the crowds or else put the changelings' lives in jeopardy again.
The mane 6 show up back from their adventure and are greeted by two identical ponies one after another and none of them seem the wiser. Maybe some wisecrack about how almost on one in Ponyville realizes the stuff they do to protect Equestria.
Bonus points if this was one of those simultaneous episodes like Just For Kicks and Games Ponies play where we saw the mane 6's adventure in the previous episode and then this episode where we see this same ending with the identical ponies greeting them.
>>28424009
i wish to know the horse ways
>>28424006
>mlpg doesn't like real horse
>mlpg doesn't like human fillies
>>28423962
Here's the Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVpMvc3PwiM
>>28424020
You must engage in extensive study of the background horse in its natural habitat
>>28424037
well that looks like
something
>>28424034
MLPG likes miniature equines.
Wow I cannot believe I finished the entire pony.
>>28424034
>people don't like actual bestiality and pedophilia
Are you seriously shocked that this isn't /b/?
>>28424053
Wait, you the WHOLE thing?
>>28424037
>''you know who we are?''
Of course, Fluttershy, you idiot! You along with other Mane 6 are the heroes of Equestria!
>>28424037
I want to visit that Elvis impersonator's/Pastor's drive thru weddings and hayfries.
DWK are you uploading your video right now?
>>28423923
>>28424080
>her smile and optimism: gone
>>28424080
>INTEGRITY PROFESSION HARMONY WIN WIN
>her life-drained eyes
>can't even afford shoes
>making some weird cartoon horse thing for people to jack off on
It's a shame, she actually looks kind of pretty. She could have had a better, more glamorous life. But instead she's here, because of people like us.
>>28424099
>Pretty girl
>In China
Yeah she's lucky she didn't end up buried in the backyard for having the gal to get a job in the first place.
>>28424001
I agree apart from the "unf"
Watching horses just walk around is pretty impressive due to the muscles moving so visibly
>>28424099
She thought the place she was going to work for made toys. You know, for children. She heard her first project involved little pony toys.
Then she was given the references, a few rolls of synthetic rubber in various colors and was told to have it done by noon if she wanted to be paid.
>>28424139
ecmajor pls
>>28424146
If it makes you happy I could say the same about cats of prey or gorillas. You can tell on first glance how strong they are
>"Life is so grand in our town..."
>"We're al ways filled with cheer."
>"We ne ver have to look a round..to know that we're all here."
Sweaty apples
>>28424173
Oh my.
>>28424155
God that song and the whole opener were so fucking great
>>28424180
It's one of the most fun songs to sing along to
Remember to hold the ponies close after mindbreaking them.
>>28424183
I think my favorite part is the drums going off beat when that one pony doesn't dance in sync with the others anymore
dont you think its time we had another wedding
i love pinkie pie
>"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?!"
>>28424243
Definitely
>>28424243
Yeah you're pretty damn cute.
>>28424243
She's so precious when she tries to act tough.
>>28424243
Ponies are cute when mad.
Like they try and fail to be threatening, and just end up being more boopable
what does it feel like to have a plushie to hug
>>28424309
Great
>>28424309
Bag of sand
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-theartrix
thoughts?
Dork fuel can't melt stale memes.
>>28424371
I'd fuel a Sugar dork
>>28424357
Boring and kinda ugly
>>28424357
the political cartoons were funny
>>28424371
For a moment I thought this was a porn crop.
"OH IT'S SO JUICY!"
>>28423981
>Horses can walk backwards
learn something new everyday
Her name is Nympha, Princess of the Changelings, and not QUITE an OC, since if you follow the headcanon I'm proposing here, the Cadance Twilight rescued and Shining Armor married was Nympha all along.
It always puzzled the heck out of me that the changeling queen, a creature that lives exclusively through deception, would so blatantly announce her goals as soon as her ruse has been called, and that's not even touching on how Twilight was even starting to believe she was wrong about Chrysalis until she trapped her with Cadance.
So what if the trapped Cadance was also a changeling? Sure, she knew the Nursery rhyme that Cadance taught Twilight, but the first thing Twilight did in front of Chrysalis was that entire nursery rhyme, with full dance routine attached. How hard would it have been to pass that along to Nympha once Chrysalis decided her cover had been blown and that a fallback plan was needed?
Now the obvious question left over is how Nympha managed to do the whole love recharge thing for Shining Armor, in order to blow away the other changelings, if she wasn't the real Cadance? Well, I have a whole multichapter epic still spinning in my head to address that issue, but the short answer is; she may not be the real Cadance, but she really DID fall in love with Shining Armor.
Of course this still leaves the obvious question of "where the fuck is Cadance then!?" It also has an obvious answer when you consider that Changelings feed on love, and Cadance's talent is specifically creating love. I think she might wind up getting her name changed to Cornucopia.
>>28424405
>and not QUITE an OC
This still makes me laugh every time
will you write your own vows at your waifu's wedding or will you be saying the traditional Equestrian ones?
>>28424436
I'm just going to bang her and leave.
>>28424405
why do you do this
>>28424438
but you'll disappoint all the filly flower girls
oh my god
captain boomerang has a pinkie plush (not mlp pinkie but still)
>>28424438
This is why its a good thing humans will never make it to Equestria.
>>28424453
Yeah it seemed as contrived and stupid as the rest of the movie.
>>28424453
is he our guy
>>28424453
Who?
>>28424459
>The idea of a one night stand doesn't exist with ponies
>She waits for that human she met in a bar
>And waits
>Months go by
>She wonders when he'll be back
>>28424357
Eveyone looks like a man
>>28424438
Sheeeeeeeit.
>>28424466
Where did this meme come from?
>>28424438
Please dont shoot ponies at your wedding.
>>28424469
The flower filly ate her own flowers by accident.
>>28424488
>Luckily ponies also can't tell humans apart too well
>One very confused man ended up with a very happy and loyal pony when he came into town
>>28424462
also there's an evil enchantress
pinkie was right
>>28424438
>>28424485
why else would they call it a shotgun wedding?
>>28424469
fuck
now i have white knight feelings
>>28424488
Dont worry musicbutt. White musicbutt will still be there.
https://youtu.be/uVpMvc3PwiM
So, anyone else here seen the new preview yet?
>>28424512
Please don't ever abandon the mares.
>>28424529
I'm going to leave without telling her.Then have her freak out when I get home with the groceries.ANON ITS BEEN A WHOLE HOUR
http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>28424566
Would you assholes quit telling my mom 'it's time'.
>>28424566
>>28424604
I want to pet that swan
>>28424566
>>28424604
I keep clicking it
>>28424604
>>28424617
Too busy lookin at the hips.
>>28424527
yeah it's posted above
nothing too much to be interested about yet
What if Rarity were a massive slut?
>>28424617
Is this her?
>>28424436
Surely it would be traditional.
>>28424664
You better say "you are the Applejack of my eye"
>>28424668
>You are the Applejack of my eye.
>Also that ass be bangin.
>fs
>>28424697
She's a good pony
>>28424668
Those sort of things might sound corny to us, but I bet ponies love them.
>>28424697
I'd kiss her snootle and squeeze her wings.
I think I could take Bonbon in a fight.
>>28424697
I love that little area where their legs meet their chest when they have their legs pressed together like that
>>28424733
She's a perpetually angry special agent, anon
>>28424733
you will lose
>>28424733
Guess again
Fuck fuck fuck the pone
Gently down the stream
>>28424709
good sandbag for sure
Don't fuck pones
Post fillies.
>>28424789
No.
Would you filly a filly?
>>28424794
I'd filly a stallion
>>28424794
I'd colt a filly
>>28424794
I'd yak a griffon
>>28424796
please do not filly the stallions
>>28424794
I'dmarea filly.
>Philly
Teaser is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVpMvc3PwiM
>>28424826
You okay, friend?
I want to anthro a filly.
>>28424853
attack filly
Behead those who insult filly.
>>28424846
I want to a oppai loli anthro dork filly
Fluttershy Porn is appearing in iOS 10 Messages
http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/15/12929890/imessage-hardcore-porn-gif-ios-10
>>28424834
>inb4he's actually the bad guy and Flim and Flam literally did nothing wrong
Your penis scares the ponies whenever they see it.
Rainbow Dash kicked it once.
>>28424853
Even though I like DT more it would be pretty nice for SS to get some time in the spotlight. But since DT is nice now I have no idea what'd you could do with her.
>>28424882
>But since DT is nice now
huh??
>>28424878
NOI
O
I
>>28424892
I'm confused by your confusion
>>28424892
Anon please don't bait
>>28424892
Huh what?
>>28424871
>internet searches can be sfw if we blacklist enough words
appul logic
>>28424905
APPLE BLOOM IS CUTE
>>28424871
I seriously hate when people think a kid seeing porn is going to traumatize them. Especially cartoon porn. That's all I wanted to see when I was a kid.
>>28424922
AB is best crusader. But then again I'm biased towards earth ponies.
>>28424924
And look where you ended up
>>28424907
Further information.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/theres-my-little-pony-porn-hiding-in-ios-10-1786653053
Unfortunately they already blocked it.
How can I make filly juice?
>>28424931
Oh my god.
>>28424940
Sadly it wasn't even good porn.
>>28424945
I know right.
It's not even the Pinkie version.
>no visible genitalia
>"porn"
Might as well bitch about exposed ankles. So lewd.
>>28424969
But think of the children! The children who will grow up fapping to horses.
>>28424951
>implying Pinkie has anything on this
>>28424984
Pinkie isn't a shit pony
>>28424984
Pinkie Pie doesn't make me want to vomit.
>>28424982
>some kid's first boner will be to Fluttershy
>>28424993
Poor souls.
>>28424984
Excuse me but that is MY mare.
Why does Craig always look so tired and miserable?
>>28424982
>Anon unfs audibly
Guys please
they are both cute, good ponies
besides they got nothing on Rainbow Dash
>>28425002
are you rainbow dash?
>>28425003
That's just his look.
>>28425017
>Dash
>not Treehugger
I want to try meme pickup lines on Petunia.
https://youtu.be/Kf4rk8Lz5xY?t=42
>>28425003
They've been trying to make babies for the longest time.
>>28425017
n-no
>>28425009
I don't know whats worse, lesbians or gays.
>>28425031
You
And I thought pinkiefags were the more tolerable bunch, boy was I wrong.
>>28425033
HAHA
GOT EM BOI
SHHEEEIIIIT NIGGUH
Why is she called Apple Bloom?
>>28425049
Are you okay?
>>28425053
ERRYTHIN FINE SON KNO WHA IM SAYIN
>>28425064
Should I call an ambulance?
>>28425038
Why do people always forget Pinkiefags start the most shit?
>>28424993
I think every boy's first boner is just a freak accident. It's like morning wood in the middle of the day.
>>28425069
Do Twilight fans really beat up Pinkie fans?
>>28424993
>>28425077
All the time
>>28425067
>>28425077
Considering the time when the gif was made, they'd most probably be sitting in a corner and masturbating to some horrific fetish
>>28425085
Like they do right now?
>>28425050
I'D HELP HER APPLE BLOOM.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Daily reminder the princesses on this show do NOT have dicks.
>>28425085
Dammit I don't have that one post. You know the one.
>>28425090
That one guy with the anal fixation doesn't count
>>28425067
>>28425096
I'm looking at a picture of Cadance's dick right now, dude.
>>28425109
>Cadance's dick
>>28425112
Condense fucked Shining right in his pussy
Changelings don't have dicks, either.
>>28425112
How do you even handle something so massive?
>>28425121
Wrong
>>28425121
Yeah okay next you're going to tell me Bonbon doesn't have the fattest dick in ponyville.
>>28425126
You can be as gay as you want but they don't have 'em.
Bugpones have nothing but holes.
>>28425138
I'm pretty sure the male changelings have dicks
>>28425149But what if they don't?
>>28425135
OBESE
HORSE
PENIS
>>28425160
Then I guess I won't be fucking any changelings
I did my best to keep them out but the fillies always find a way in
>>28425161
is this a pone
>>28425181
Thought that was Nightmare Rarity for a second. What was her deal anyway?
>>28425181
That is a fancy pone
>>28425203
she got possessed by the Nightmare spirit that turned Luna into NMM and then she did some shenanigans I dunno
>>28425181
BALD
A
L
D
>>28425203
Something about whatever got ahold of Luna got ahold of Rarity and she vowed to make the Night Glamorous forever.
Or something. It's been a while since I gave a shit about the comics.
Filly appeared on Jerry Springer.
>>28425226
there were no surprises or twists
they just kept bringing out more fillies
>>28425223
>>28425221
Sounds interesting. Too bad no 'official' nightmare ponies for the other main six.
Filly thought you abandoned her so she shit on the coffee table.
>>28425231
Make filly eat the shit.
>>28425231
Why do you hate fillies so much?
Filly doesn't like black people.
>>28425170
Excellent, that means I get all the qt changeling grills.
>>28425230
It's been some time since I read it but the comics have an issue with sounding interesting and then screwing it up somehow in the end.
It was still better than the others like the one in Appleoosa or the one with the deer, though
Filly likes black people too much.
>>28425281
/tv/ pls go. Fillies don't have feet and you won't ruin them with your blacked fetish.
Any chance of Applejack and Fluttershy doing coke and gambling in this week's episode?
>>28425298
I hope they snort crushed up apples
>>28425298
Applejack gets shot in the head by a sleazebag in a jacket.
Filly really liked it when she hit you.
She thinks she's a sadist.
>>28425300
>>28425304
What are the chances?
>>28425309
ehh, maybe if it were TV-13 but I don't see it happening
Filly somehow got a hold of a brick of cocaine and has been doing nothing but shitposting for the last 6 hours.
>>28425309
Are you retarded?
>>28425312
Why not?
>>28425329
Are you asking me why they won't depict a scene where the ponies snort a line of apples and then applejack gets shot in the head?
>>28425334
I'm talking about cocaine and gambling.
>>28425337
oh well yeah they can do that
Filly wants you to tell her what life was like before the Internet.
The fillies will betray you someday.
>>28425341
How much is 900 bits?
>>28425346
how old is filly?
>>28425351
About 20 USD.
>>28425351
about one 1000x Applejack's net worth
>>28425360
Don't make the ponies feel bad anon
>>28425366
I don't think she's around it's okay
>>28425360
I doubt the huge farm the apples own would really have that low a net worth.
>>28425351
https://exchangerate.guru/btc/usd/900/
>>28425376
well you have to factor in the massive amount of debt the farm is in from poor financial decisions
Feet or hooves?
>>28425388
Go back to /tv/
>>28425388
Hooves are feet by definition
>>28425388
you already know the answer don't you
>>28425388
Hooves for full contact boops
>>28425396
No Anon you fucking dumbass lower, lick lower.
>>28425392
Has /tv/ developed a foot fetish recently?
>>28425422
>recently
>>28425421
it looks like he knows what he's doing
>>28425422
>recently
Little girls and feet have been the staple of /tv/ for years.
>>28425424
I don't browse the board and this is the second time today someone mentioned /tv/ and feet, so that's why I'm curious.
>>28425437
Well, the more you know...
Rub the filly's hooves.
Pet ponies often so other Anons will recognize your scent on them and know not to attack.
>>28425492
are they squishy or hard?
Knot the filly
>>28425549
I'm the filly, gotta love me!
>>28425511
yes
>hey kid, you want sum fuk?
>>28425658
>no requisite tail shot
You know it was made for fuckin
>>28425664
>>28425546
>We lost 15 men doing this
>>28425711
something wrong, dinky?
>>28425740
She saw you and her mom like, 10 minutes ago.
She knows you saw her come in.
You looked her right in the eyes and kept going...
>>28425740
She's obviously scared of Discord. I'm sure most fillies are, considering the first time they meet him he turned everything into chaos.
>>28425793
>actual horse panties never ever
>>28425793
If the mare is Betty Boop pony, is the stallion someone too?
Filly wants to become a God of Destruction someday.
>>28425511
In the middle
>>28425972
do not lobotomize the ponies
>>28426002
>we're already half way thru September.
>>28426075
IT'S ALMOST FALL
Pony is asking why current is riding along the majority current carriers in your diode
>>28426002
Who are those ugly ponies hugging Twilight?
>>28426120
I don't understand pone
>>28426002
>tfw you will never have a role model
>tfw you will never be a role model
Maybe if I was a cute pone everything else would work out.
>>28426120
I don't understand the pony but I have the strangest urge to beat her up now.
>>28426170
Excuse you, did you just assume pony's gender?That's very sexist of you.
>>28426002
ONE OF THOSE DONT BELONG!!!!
>>28426230
please dont bully purp she just wants to fit in
>"Roll the footage for him, Spike." Twilight takes a drag on her cigarette.
>The CCTV footage shows a grainy image of you sleeping in your bed. A pony clambers up over the windowsill and slowly squeezes between the gap in the slide windows. The following two hours of footage show her squealing and thrusting against the back of your head before leaving.
>You turn to Princess Celestia.
>"Why do you have a camera in my room?"
>>28426252
So what's Snails cutie mark mean?
>>28426277
Why do you think?
>>28426297He's slow
Anyone have that list of the mlp episodes rankings based on /mlp/ polls?
>>28426310
The Dishonored logo always bugged me and it took a while to realize why.
>>28426369
But now Applebloom will get icecream all over her and her sister will be mad if she sees a mess so Sweetie's going to have to lick it all off.
Dorks are a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms.
>page 10
>>28426408
>>28426412
That's one shiny looking pony
>>28426411
did she already eat her toast
>>28426422
>>28426420
She's a squeaky clean pony.
>>28426420
>>28426411
Let's fucking do this.
>>28426439
What are we doing? Can I come along?
>>28426463
We're taking this thread and we're riding it all the way off the edge of the board and attempt to hit the image limit on the way.
>>28426489
Ohhh!
>>28426507
Yup!
>>28426507
You can post cute Sweeties if you want.
>>28426465
Will she ever complete that course?
later lads
I'm jumping on the YouTube fandom
>>28426544
The hell's a youtube fandom?
>>28424074Dude, I lost an entire day this week because my buddy came to visit and I drank an entire case of beer.
It'll be a couple more hours, but it's going up tonight.
>>28426568
It's almost 10, man. Shouldn't you sleep?
>>28426520
>>28426541
Some say she's still riding it to this day.
>>28426539
But that's all of them??
Gotta go faster...
>>28426597
I don't know if it's healthy to go too fast.
>>28426557
fandom for YouTube videos
but hey that's just a theory
a GAME theory
>>28426599
It's all about confidence.
And forgetting about your own safety.
>>28426638
I want to see more pony drawings on the show.
>>28426641
>>28426565
I want to marry that Derp
>>28426666
I don't believe you, Satan.
>>28426641
Those are one of my favorite little touches. It's interesting to see the various artistic talents.
Like how much of a weeb Fluttershy is. Or how fucking rude Dash's drawings are.
>>28426682
And Pinkie's depictions of them on their bags.
>>28426568
That's cool man, looking forward to it
>>28426668
>Sweetie draws Rarara with a giant horse dong.png
>>28426744
>>28426744
>>28426744
Scoot on over.
>last thread
WELP, it was fun
>>28426756
>tfw wrong image
That filename probably doesn't make a lot of sense with that picture.
>>28426682
>weeb fluttershy meme
stop
>>28426767
I had fun
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.