Dadonequus: We didn't bump enough (again...)

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Where the fuck is everyone?

>>28416173
kill

Seriously, what's wrong with you, do you want this thread to continue or not?

>>28416565
hold your horses nigga, I got some green in the works

>>28416573
That's the last thing this thread needs.

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Jesus Christ, I come back to see the thread died, and not even at bump limit. I even had some shit prepared.

I got a question for Erf, is Gertrude really reformed? Because if so, one can just imagine how the meeting with the best version Chryssalis went

>>28416594
Speaking of which, I am going to start writting my update I have a surprise for this chapter, then, we are going full into the chaos carnival arch

>>28416761
I love you

>>28416761
I want to see what happens to Cathie the rabbit

>>28416773
Thanks, but taking the activity that is going on right now, I don't now if there will be even a thread to post my update

>>28416594
That's probably WHY it died :^)

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>>28417449
>Thanks, but taking the activity that is going on right now,

Fuck all, I can't blame you, 7 posters, what the fuck is this a communist daycare center in the feminist republic of current year?

This is literally the best bread to be read in a thread.

Maybe it's just how whack capitcha is being lately. Fucking store front is now a fucking window with one of those tent things danged about it, and a 'street sign' is a nibble at the damn corner that's not part of the damn sign at all.

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>>28417656
The fact that I can actually keep up with this is fantastic.

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>>28417666
Only for you, Satan-sama

>>28416594
Did you reboot your story?

What happened to Ben's story? I want to see if celestia tells his anon that he is a fucking asshole for blowing up her old castle

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>>28417854
Yes.

>>28418006
Wy?

>>28418006
Could you tell me what has changed? Is Twilight still tentacleanon mum? Is the arranged marriage still habbening?

>>28417878
What the fuck is happening to this thread in general? Did speed weed or I bring a fucking curse or something?

>>28418033
Because I can.

>>28418059
Twilight is still mum. It's habbening.

>>28418066
Thread had its peaks and lows, right now we are in a low. Bunny the drawfag recently came back to grace us with a sexy color, but then dissapeared again. And that wonderful drawfag from the anonfilly that used to draw for this thread too has left us to seemingly never return

>>28418066
i am become death, destroyer of threads

>>28418182
GET OUT FROM THE THREAD THEN

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>>28418237
unstoppable

>>28418143
Bunny here. I goats hits with the Lazies. Also I got shit to draw for some other people too, I keep stacking and stacking. I don't learn. However, with me taking thing on handle toward art more than writing, I'm thinking of making little comic strips instead of what I was going to do with what I've written??????? Or maybe use those. Instead??? Idk. But looking back on that one fake comic rip pic with the cruddy sombra aura that I haven't figured out how to give a real comic looking text cloud to yet, and how I'm basically only drawing for the moment, I'm getting ideas.

this is horror, I need to stop getting ideas. but I wanna do cartoons man.

Also can someone tell me how many threads behind I am? Last I saw was anon and cryssi riding in Filthy's cab, after hearing about his separation. Erf, your cheap feels scared me from the thread.

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>>28418182
Now that the thread is dead, dead dead the RISE OF PAPER CRAFT WILL FILL THE VOID!

>>28418709
>of making little comic strips instead of what I was going to do with what I've written?
That is actually fantastic and unique. If you want to do something like that, and feel like you would enjoy it. Do it, don't think about anything else. Just do it

>>28418709
>Erf, your cheap feels scared me from the thread.
We got a genuinely funny moment when they met that world's chryssalis and a tender one with that world's Celestia that actually felt like a neat moment. Now he is gathering the elements of harmony. Ponka got away from getting in jail and RD isn't that big of a cunt in that alt universe.

Thank you Erf.

Elo struck the thread with possibly the heaviest feel chapter yet by having PhD knowing about Nightmare Moon, then he went into Black Mesa and he gave us a new waifu that we are all looking for to see more.

Thank you elo

>>28418945
I believe

>>28418945
Jeez I was kiddn, thanks for the spoilers. Still haven't told me how far back I am.

>>28419173
>>28418945
Great now he really will leave since you spoiled it all

>>28419264
How the fuck was I supposed to know that he was kidding?

>>28419319
One of the signs of autism, is the lack of empathy

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>>28420028
Shit

>>28419264
I'll just search back when I can be arsed to.

"Her name is Twilight Sparkle, she is a clerk at this hotel on the slummy side of Canterlot. She likes reading books more than interacting and as far as I can tell she doesn't have any friends nor does she want any. But she's important, if we can at least get her, I'm sure Celestia would snap out of this kind of funk she's in."
>"I don't know Anon, this Sparkle pony sounds like a big time jerk to me, how important can she be?"" Rainbow Dash said as she kept her eyes on the road.
"Just trust me, she's super duper important. I can't really explain it. But we have to make her see Friendship isn't that bad"
>"Doesn't want any friends and she's THAT important? hmmmmmmmmmmm" Pinkie leaned back as she began to think "And you say she likes books? What kind of books?"
"Anything that would further magic studies, and Daring Do, she loves Daring Do.....you guys do have Daring Do, right?"
>"Daring Do? pffft, those books are for eggheads. Besides, doesn't A.K. Yearling not write books anymore or something? I heard her last book was in such limited print that there's only three copies. The kings having one each"
>...she knew that?...and didn't even read them? Well, of course she hadn't. Twilight hadn't gotten her into them.
"How do you know that Rainbow Dash?"
>"Because the guy who has the third copy got robbed ten times just for that book. He's selling it for three hundred thousand bits. The guy is a loon, nopony will ever buy it at that price since he's not trying to sell it in Canterlot. And all he's attracting is thieves. I've tried to tell him, but he just doesn't listen" Rainbow Dash just shook her head from the thought of it.
>"STOP THE CAR!" Pinkie suddenly yelled.
>"WHAT THE?!" Rainbow Dash pulled the brake lever. Sending you smashing into the windshield headfirst and falling backwards back onto your seat.
"whhshssssnnnmmaaafftttt"
>You were dizzy as fuck from that hit. holy shit.

>>28420239
>"Anon, Are you ok?! sheesh! why didn't you have your seatbelt on! Oh gosh!" Rainbow Dash checked your head for any injuries, but miraculously, you were fine. "Woah, not a single scratch on you. What are you made of, gemstone or something?" Rainbow Dash lightly knocked on your head.
"Yes teacher, the answer to two plus two is pizza"
>You said in a daze
>".....ok, maybe you're not totally ok. Hey, Pinkie, what was up with....huh?" Rainbow Dash looked backward, and the door was opened. "WHAT IN THE?! HOW DID SHE OPEN THE DOOR?! IT CAN ONLY BE OPENED FROM THE OUTSIDE!"
>Rainbow Dash's surprised yell knocks you out of your stupor as you look around.
"W-what happened?"
>"Your friend Pinkie! She just had me stop the car and now she's gone! Stay right there Anon!"
>Rainbow Dash got out of the car and went in through the door Pinkie opened. She closed it, and tried opening the door casually. But it wouldn't open. "How did she do it? Nopony should be able to open the door from the inside."
>You looked backwards through the caged window to see Rainbow Dash struggling, trying to get back out.
"Why did she even leave? Did she say?"
>"No, she just upped and went. Darn it, There's not even a keyhole back here. Hold on, I'm gonna try busting the door down." Rainbow Dash got on her back on the seats and prepared to buck.
"W-wait, hold on! Why don't I just get out and open the door?"
>"Don't! I need to prove to myself that these doors can't be opened from the inside. If I'm right, even bucking shouldn't work! Ok...one.....two"
>She pulled her back legs as far as possible.
>"Three!..HYYYAWOOOOAH!"
>You watch as Rainbow Dash sends herself forward as the door begins to open. She slides right off the seat and lands on her back outside with a groan as Pinkie steps back in with a bag.. "Hey Nonny! Oh..And Chief Dash, whatcha doin down there?" Pinkie poked her head out to look at the fallen blue pony.

>>28420274
>Rainbow Dash growled at her, looking up at the smiling Pink Pony. "I'm down here because you opened the door right when I bucked!"
>"Oh...erm...why were you bucking your own door?" Pinkie asked with a inquisitive smile
>"BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW OPENED THE DOOR FROM THE INSIDE! THIS CAR IS AS PERFECT AS I AM! THERE'S NO FLAWS! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Rainbow Dash screamed as she thrashed on the ground. Cripes, what a baby.
>"ooooooohhhhh" Pinkie giggled "I noticed the cab had a weird locking thingy before I got in, and I thought to myself "That isn't right, I can get trapped if I don't do something about it". So I put a small rock I found next to the cab and put in into the locking thingy and it didn't lock. Easy peasy!"
>Rainbow Dash just stared at her, annoyed as fuck, she stood up, keeping eye contact and brushed off her uniform as she began to explain to her how wrong she was "Ok look, one. That's dumb. Two, don't ever call my awesome car a CAB again, and three. What were you even doing?! What's with the bag?"
>"oh!" Pinkie Smiled, as if she didn't even hear Dash's first two points and pulled out the Daring Do book. "I was just making a trade for this, all I had to do was give him this old "Summer Sun festival" special edition bit Anon gave me and he gave it to me. Pretty nifty huh?"
>"What..the?" Rainbow Dash looked to the side, Pinkie had called a stop right at the store she was just talking about. She could see the own with a coin case. Leaving the store with such glee and happiness. "..w=what?"
>.....holy crap.No fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY. IN NO REAL REALM IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE!
>You just gazed upon the book with such disbelief. Enough that you could swear it could kill you.
"P-pinkie, how did you even. Why?! WITH JUST ONE BIT?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK! HOW MUCH WAS THAT BIT WORTH?!"

>>28420307
>"five million bits if you have the whole special edition coins. He had every one but that one. So he traded the book AND..." Pinkie pulled out a stack of business papers "I own the store too! I'm gonna make it into a party place that everypony would want to go to for happiness and fun! I still have all the bits you gave me since you can take back whatever was yours from the prosecutor's table when the trial is over. Assuming your innocent of course. Which I was. Yup! Everything is gonna work out in the end. Just you see!"
>Your eye was twitching, there's just....no reasonable way. There's no way to explain it. You couldn't even say anything. So..you just gave up.
"..Y-yeah, thats..amazing Ponk. G-good job."
>Rainbow Dash was astonished as well, she just looked over at the building. Then at the smiling pony. Back at the building, then her door, then back at Pinkie. She then narrowed her eyes and pointed at her. "You're crazy" And then, right after that, she smiled big. Like, as if she wasn't mad anymore. "And that..is..so..COOL! I've never met a pony that can just do all this without planning or something. You're like, a super detective! Why don't you join the force and become one?"
>Pinkie shrugged "Never thought about it, would I get a cool pipe, a detective's hat, and an assistant who is also a doctor?"
>"uhhhhh...no" Rainbow Dash answered
>"Then I'm ok just being me! But, we better get going. nonny is looking pretty worried" Pinkie pointed out
>Worried, you were just wondering what reality bending powers Pinkie had. It seemed even more broken than what she has on the show, in your Equestria even.

>>28420341
>and so, the drive resumed, out of town, and towards Canterlot.
"Ponk, do you think just giving her that book will work?"
>"No, it probably won't. But it's gonna help a loads lots if she actually does like Daring Do. But if we really want her to be a friend, then we're actually gonna have to be her friend. Which is why you're gonna have to be the one to give her the book Nonny, it'd be weird if you showed up with all of us just to do it." Of this, Pinkie was sure
"Wait...do you mean I have to talk to her, alone?"
>"Mhmmm! That's exactly what I meant" Pinkie confirmed
"B-but, I'm not you."
>No fuck that, you couldn't do it. You didn't have that magic friend power Pinkie seemed to have.
"Why can't you do it?"
>"I just told you. Nonny, you're the one who wants this all to happen. All I can do is help. If you want twilight to be a friend, then you're gonna have to get in there and show her!" Pinkie said, in a way that was supposed to be inspirational "I know you can do it"
>"Eh, I'm kinda with Anon on this one. You really are super amazing at being nice and friendly. Are you saying there;s no way whatsoever you can do it Pinkie? Like, really? None at all?" Rainbow Dash asked
>"Nope, I can just feel that if I met Twilight, she'd find me really really annoying. I don't know why she would. But it's like...this sense I have.Weird, huh?"
>Sense...Pinkie Sense? ahh shit, you couldn't go against that. Not unless you wanted a piano landing on your fucking head.
>"Sense? Really? That seems dumb. Are you sure?" Rainbow Dash asks
"She's sure..."
>"What? Why's that? Anon, weren't you just unsure that she was sure. Why are you sure she's sure? Pinkie, how can you be so sure? ogh.." Rainbow Dash sighed "This sure is giving me a headache just thinking about it"
"I'm sure because Ponk is THAT sure, if she can somehow sense it. Then it must be true. I mean, she did get the book. It's hard to doubt her after that"

>>28420463
>"If you say so, she's been right so far. And she sure does know what she's doing. Ok, like I said. I'm just not gonna think about it. Just tell me where to drive" Rainbow Dash conceded. She had no idea the true purpose of anything. But you were glad that she was just here. the more, the merrier. and given she was an element of harmony. all the better.
>The drive went smoothly enough. Rainbow Dash drove up to the dinky looking hotel and let you off. Pinkie opened her door again, much to Rainbow Dash's chagrin, and passed you the book. She gave you a wink, and told you you'd do fine.
>....you could only hope.
>You step forth into the hotel once again. Ready to face off against Twilight Sparkle at what was originally. her game. You still had to have a talk with the Twilight Sparkle of your world. Simply because being in this one was truly showing you what she may have met.
>Just as before, Twilight sat at her desk, alone, muzzle in another book, this one on Starswirl the Bearded and many theories about him. At least Twilight was still interested in magic. But was she still interested in Daring Do?
"Excuse me Miss Twilight, can I talk to you?"
>"Hmmm? What?" Twilight looked over her book, and saw it was you again. "oh...why? Is it something with your room or something? Because that's not me, there's a button by the door to call a maintenance pony." She was disinterested with what you had to say.
"No, there's nothing wrong. I'd actually like to talk with you. And just you"
>"Why? ugh..look, I'm busy reading something important ok? I don't have time to babysit you. I wouldn't get paid extra for it anyway. So, leave me alone,. Ok?" She turned the page on her book and continued reading.
>Sheesh, she's so cold..Was this even going to work?
"Important? Ihuh, is that book important?"

>>28420802
>"Yes, it is. It's one of the only public books of Starswirl you can find. If I'm ever going to get better at magic and get out of here. I need to read up as much as I can about it. So leave me alone already, sheesh, can't you get the hint even once?" Twilight was losing focus on her reading, and it was starting to annoy her.
"Nah, I'm pretty dense sometimes. Atleast that's what I'm told. Anyywayyys..."
>You hold up the Daring Do book.
"How important would you say this book is?"
>Twilight's voice was becoming darker and more condescending with every word she spoke "Let me guess, it's a child's book right? It's not worth anything at.....AAAAAAAHHHHHH" Twilight lowered her book, and gazed upon the rare book you held up to her. "T-that can't be what I think it is..."
>You put it on the counter for her to get a better look.
"The last Daring Do book ever written? You bet"
>"It can't be....." Twilight started skimming through the book, she rubbed along it's edge, she read some of the words, even checked the signature. It was the real deal. "H-how did you come across this? There's no way!"
"A friend of mine bought it for me. That's why I came to see you again. Because I figured you like books."
>"I LOVE books, they've been my only true friends all my life. They always have such wonderful things to read in them. Spells, adventure, romance, engaging conversations! And this book! It's a really really big...." Twilight sighed and leaned back on her chair "Deal....oh, but it's not my book. Ugh, look, I get it. You just want to rub my nose in it. Don't you?"
>that was....quite the conclusion she came to.
"Why would I do that?"
>"Because, that's just how things are."

>>28420825
"I don't think that's how it should be though. In fact, I remember learning from a pony much like yourself that when it comes to how ponies should live together and act towards one another. Then they need to understand the magic of friendship."
>Twilight rolled her eyes "What moron thought that up?"
>Ohhhh, you had to turn your head for that one, it made you smirk. You were sure that since Discord had to be watching that he was laughing his ass off at that one.
"A-ahrm, ummm. It's just a pony. Anyway, I'd like to be friends with you Twilight. And as my first act of friendship. I'd like to give you this book. No strings attached"
>Twilight's eyes went big when she heard that. Her breathing slowed, she closed the book and rubbed her hoof slowly along the lettering. "You can't be serious, do you know how valuable this book is?"
"Isn't a book's purpose is to be read? who cares how much it's worth? And I just feel that it'd be much better off in your hooves since you like to read a lot."
>Twilight could feel her heart budge. Unbeknownst to you, she had wanted this particular book for a very very VERY long time. She had thought of many many ways to pay for it. all of it failures. So to be given the book. It, made her feel something...warm. "I don't know what to say. I really don't, nopony has ever done anything like this for me before. W-well, except my parents, and my brother."
>Shit, you somehow forgot she had family. how could you even forget about Shining armor, he nearly killed you once. Don't bring them up, whatever you do.
"How about you say that you'll come join me and a few friends for a feast at Celestia's place? That way you can get a full meal, enjoy company, and be energized to read that book tonight."
>Twilight rubbed the book again, but then gave you a stern look as she shook her head "I can't do that"
>WUT?!

>>28420844
"What? Why? It's free food. And a chance to make some friends."
>"Exactly, I don't really need friends." Twilight explained "It's just a hassle, and Celestia? I used to look up to her. But I heard she is kind of loony these days, and besides, even if she's not. She's still much better than I am. She wouldn't care about somepony like me" Twilight pushed away the book, she couldn't even say thank you "I guess you'll be wanting this back now right? You only gave it to me to get me to come with you, didn't you?"
>God she looked miserable. she got so excited and then lost all hope thinking you were trying to buy her over to come with you. Even willing to give up the book.
>But, if she was willing to give up the book. Then that means she wasn't trying to take advantage of you either. That, was actually a good sign. It meant she wasn't greedy or conniving. She was just...lonely, books were probably the only thing that never left her.
"Keep it, I said there was no strings attached. I just thought you may have wanted a few friends too."
>You turned away, it seems you weren't going to win this one. Press too hard and she's bite back, press too little and you'd make no headway. You think you did everything right. And even if Twilight wasn't willing to come. You hope you chiseled away the stone that was around her heart.
>And as you walked towards the door. You hear Twilight yell out "Wait!"
>Wait for what? You turn back to look at her.
>She looked extremely unsure about what she was about to say.
>"Look, I've never really been much for friends. But I've always wanted to have the chance to talk to Celestia one on one. I-I'd be willing to mingle a bit, but, Celestia is definitely going to be there, right?" Twilight eyes glistened, waiting for your answer.

>>28420879
"Well, it is her house. She'll be there, but to get there, we're riding in the police chief of Flimsville and Flamsville's car. She pretty cool, and we also have a nice pink pony named Pinkie with us. If you want to get to Celestia's on time. You're gonna have to ride with us. That alright with you?"
>"R-ride, with other ponies? I don't think I can. It's always so hard to talk to others when they can't even keep up with how intellectual you are" Twilight was looking damned nervous.
"Well then, I got some advice for you. If you wanna see Celestia,, then you gotta ride with us. Instead of thinking that they aren't as smart as you are. Why don't you just talk about things you both would like. You'd be surprised how interesting and fun talking to other ponies are. Take Pinkie for example, she's not the brightest bulb in the shed, but she's a master of making ponies smile. And some of the stuff she does is stuff you'd never believe"
>"What do you mean by that? Anypony that does anything can be believed"
"Well, for example, she has this sense that, depending on what it is, will allow her to predict it with one hundred percent certainty, and she's just an earth pony"
>"What?!" Twilight was flabbergasted, she put the Daring Do book into her personal slot and started to march past you "A sense that let's you predict things? Now that I know is impossible. This I have to see for myself, earth ponies can't do anything like that. If they could, I'd have read about it".
>Oh shit, you just got your angle.
>You smirk and open the door for Twilight
"Be my guest, I promise you. Just one meeting with her and you'll want to try to learn exactly how she ticks"
>That's three, if you could of gotten all six that'd be great. But you got two and Twilight. That should be enough.
>It also seemed that surely, whatever happened, Spike never came to exist. Poor little fuck

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>>28420910
kek
fuckin RIP spike

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>>28420910
In this universe spike never got to take his cousin bowling.

>>28420910
Loving this.

Also posting this again, as it isn't showing up on my end.
Update will take longer because of three things.
One, personal matters.
Two, work, as I have had a couple of long shifts and a couple more coming up.
Three, the update is undergoing a rewrite, as an idea has come to me that I believe you all will enjoy.

>>28421003
>>28421268
I can't help but wonder what flim flam did with his egg. probably best we don't know considering gertrude.

>>28421759
They made an omelette

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>>28420910
>Spike never came
Even in alternate dimensions Spike remains a cuckold to inspire all cucks with his steadfast support of her smile.

Excellent pink, erf, you knocked that characterization out of the park.

>>28420910
Spike got cucked into non-existance

>>28421606
SOILED IT

>>28421606
That's god's way of telling you that you need to get a computer

>>28420910
I like it. I like it a lot.

I'd like a good end for this Equestria.

>>28422434
YOU WONT GET SHIT

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>>28420910
Imagine all the universes where Spike never happened
Also great chapter Erf

>>28397473
>"Can't we take her somewhere where she can rest first?"
"Of course. You will still answer the questions."
>"Of course..." Her lack of confidence spurs your thoughts and a few new feelings are felt.
>Your not sure what this gut feeling is, but it isn't the same as when it was clenching in pain.
>More like it's stuck on something.
>Like a spike on the road.
>Keeping her in the tentacles grasp, the both of you walk down the right and towards the alleged hallway and start checking doors for a suitable resting place for her friend.
>One room seems to be a makeshift library, but with no books, only empty shelves and blank papers strewn about.
>The next room has a few incantations drawn on the floor and surprisingly you recognize one.
>Though it was a brief use, you believe they called it a 'mind flay'. Staple for one's mind to transcend past the physical plane.
>But why would Twilight know of such a symbol?
>You shake your head and lead Elune out of the room and onto the next one.
>This next room appears suitable.
>A few cabinets and drawers lay around the walls along with spare beds of sorts.
>Some of them are missing padding while others are prepped up with pillows and sheets of all colors.
"Will these do as a bed for your friend?"
>Elune looks at the furniture in awe. "These look purrrrrr~fect!" Her eyes are abnormally huge and sparkle with excitement.
>If you didn't know any better, you'd say she's be exploding with anticipation.
"Go and bed your friend. I will wait."
>She squeals and zooms towards the most comfy bed she can find, dragging the poor unconscious victim with her.
>You're glad she's still asleep.
>Laying-er... Throwing her onto a separate bed, Elune jumps onto what you would have assumed to be the most clean and prepared one, and turns it inside out.

>>28423455
>Taking off the covers and throwing it aside like wrapping paper, she proceeds to tear through the mattress with a gusto.
>Mixtures of feathers, fluff, and springs fly everywhere, all the while her friend has seeped into a part of the separate bed she landed on and is making tiny chirping noises in her stupor.
>But it is barely audible as Elune continues her assault until finally she stops, leaving a tiny little white nest of fluff, torn sheets, and a very happy filly. "It's perfect!"
"I can see that."
>Elune looks at you with a gleeful smile. "So what did you wanna ask, Anon?"
>Right to the point, unexpected from her, but you'll take it.
"What happened to you before such a spell was cast on you?"
>Elune ponders on the question for a few moments, a slight cringe taking away from the smile. "I-... It was kinda my fault... when I went into the forest, at first I was scared, but after a while, I came to call it my home. I would find whatever food I could by pure luck, and I was even more lucky to have met her... but... after a failed attempt at a spell, she left me speechless, literally."
"Who is the one who cast the spell?"
>"I'm not sure. When the spell was cast, most names and words were lost to me, even my own... I still remember what she looks like, but any name would be filtered out."
"Then where did Elune come from? Was it from a regained memory?"
>Elune looks more doubtful by the second. "Well... It's what she called me after the events of the spell. It was the only name that wouldn't filter, so I assumed that was my actual name, though whenever I tried to say it, it would result in silence."
>So that covers her unusual use of words.
"What happened to this spellcaster?"
>"I-uhm... really don't want to talk about it." For the first time, Elune has taken a serious tone in her voice.

>>28423462
>If you hadn't got a look at her body as of right now, you'd say that was the voice of a grown mare.
>Even though it is lost information, you will honor her wish.
>But the more pressing matter is...
"When I was attacked and got separated from the two of you, what happened?"
>Elune hesitates for a second, biting her lip in thought, but with everything up until now, she breaks. "I failed... when Twilight's bubble popped, the two of us went on the attack. Twilight managed to singe most of them with her blasts while I was hitting them away from her blind spots, but..." Elune has now started to tear up. "More and more kept coming, the few wolves that appeared would then double their numbers, eventually I-I messed up and one a-a-attacked her. Eventually they all started joining in. I tried so hard... so hard... but they wouldn't give in... but then something happened. They all just... Stopped. They stopped and... looked in the direction you went and... and... before I knew it... they transformed... I was so scared, I thought that my luck had finally ran out, but... T-T-T-T-Twilight... she..."
>Elune was now a wet sobbing mess.
>Her guilt was overtaking her.
>Your going to have to calm her down before she can continue.
>And honestly, this whole display has left your body on edge, so it's best you settle this quickly.
>You walk over to her cocoon of a bed and pull her out with your hooves, pulling her into an embrace.
>This catches her off-guard, flinching from the touch, but eventually she eases into you.
"Calm down Elune. Assess the situation and breathe."
>Elune breathes in hard and choked hiccups escape her throat.
>"B-but she... she saved me.... It's-"
"Yes, She saved you. Do not blame yourself. You were scared, and you have nothing to worry about."
>And it was true as well.

>>28423468
>When you witnessed your battles, you saw many things.
>Though you never felt for the creatures, they always showed their most purest form on the battlefield.
>Some would charge at your armies like mad men.
>Others would scream, trying every possible way to escape them, scratching and squirming the whole way.
>And with every soldier that fell, more and more screams for a god were heard.
>Of muffled helps and save me's.
>There were those who wondered the streets wondering if they were the next to die.
>But.
>Before any of this...
>Was the initial reaction of frozen fear that they were all going to die.
>You brush Elune's messed up mane with your hoof and try to comfort her the best you can.
>She needs a shower.
>Her sister mane and fur, along with her crying and sobbing reminds you of the first time you cried.
>You didn't realise it at first, since it seemed like the most random occurrence of events, but...
>Twilight made you feel something then...
>It was faint, but you felt it.
>The slightest feeling that you couldn't defend yourself with.
>That of everything that happened up until that point, you felt nothing.
>No remorse for your actions, no penalty or limit of what you could accomplish.
>It crashed down on you in spades.
>Wrath suffered from guilt.
>Where they gave you turmoil, you brought upon them hellfire.
>For the first time, your existence was threatened.
>Yet you didn't feel fear.
>You felt an indistinguishable guilt.
>Mixed in with unethical relief.
>You had something that you could release upon.
>And so you did.
>And now, it's the same with Elune.
>Not to your degree, but to an extent that is manageable.
>As Elune's now muffled sobbing dies down, you pat her on the head.
"Uhm... Is it all out?"
>Some more sobs and a sniffle later, she nods her head
"Perhaps it would be best you took a shower."

>>28423474
>Elune raises her head and looks at you with a confused sad dribble of a look. "A shower? What's a shower?"
>Hmm... maybe it's best if you show her.
>You summon a few tentacles out from your sides and wrap them around her, copying the looks of the cocoon she made.
>You hoist her up and lead her out of the room, continuing down the path to the right.
>Taking the left turn and arriving at the bathroom door, you open it and walk in with Elune still in your grasp.
>The room looks like it wasn't touched by a soul, everything that you had used was either replaced or put back spotless.
>Spike really knows how to clean up.
>You place the frazzled filly into the tub and using your appendages, grab various cleaning products from the cabinet and turn the shower on.
>Elune is quickly bombarded by a stream of water from the metallic escape, coating her in cold liquid.
>She winces at the new contact. "Cold! Cold!"
>Taking her frustrations in stride, you reach for the other handle and turn it.
>"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm~" her slight squeezing turns into pleasant relief as warm water begins to fill her pores.
>Taking a seat behind her, you begin your work, taking a soap bar and coating it in in water before working it into her mane.
>The amount of dirt and filth draining out of it is quite unpleasant, so you work your tentacles around her body to make sure nothing is left unkempt.
>You work your way through her mane, picking out any loose twigs and chunks of dried mud.
>Your appendages gently work their way through her fur from from her upper body to her lower body.
>You notice a slight tinge of red cross her face as your tentacles make their way to massaging her flank, but you ignore it, being too focused at the task at hand.

>>28423481
>You don't know how it's possible, but her original hair color appears to be a heavy silver, a deep contrast to the dark brown coating the rest of her mane.
>And her coat matches a sort of indigo crossed with blue, becoming more defined the more your tentacles wash her.
>You take your time cleaning out her mane of all debris, making sure that no dirt is left and her mane is left stainless.
>Your tentacles, however, have made it past her flank, massaging and grinding along her hind legs.
>The few moans and pleasant squeals she lets out every once in a while means you're doing probably doing a fine job cleaning her.
>So you continue your efforts, running your hooves along her back and working out any extra dirt.
>She seems to be enjoying it for the most part, with her hooves crossed in front of her.
>She now has a firm grip on one of your limbs and appears to be cleaning her bottom quite thoroughly.
>Maybe you should help her with that?
>Her face is contorted with a sense of eccentric struggle as she pushes harder and harder on your member.
>You reach down and grab onto her flanks, causing her to yelp. "A-Anon! I..."
>Her entire face has gone beat red. "I-uhm-I mean-I forgot and-!"
"Is the dirt that bad in that area? I could help you clean it if you need me to."
>"Wha-I mean... No no I'm fine I just..." Elune was dumbfounded at something, you couldn't quite understand what she was going through.
>Elune slowly lifted herself off the tentacle, revealing a long strand of unknown liquid connecting to her...
>Her......
>What is that thing?
>An opening?
>A wet entrance?
>You have no idea what you're looking at.
>Was that the thing she was cleaning?
>As far as you could tell, she did a good job.

>>28423487
>You take the strand and break it off from your tentacle, allowing it to return to you and retract itself inside of you, along with the rest as they turn off the shower and put away the supplies.
>You jump out of the shower and throw her a towel.
>She reflexively grabs it, looks at it, and then at you with a look of general confusion.
"You should dry yourself off after every shower you take. I also think that any more questioning will have to wait."
>Elune follows your words and dives her face into the towel, shaking it through her fur and mane. "Thank you Anon... for the cleaning that is! I really appreciate it."
>You lick the residue off your hoof and nod to reassure her.
>Hmm... tastes... sweet?
>Elune burns a fierce-some crimson as you wave her goodbye with the residue-covered hoof.
>Closing the door behind you, you let out a some air in your lunges that appears to have hidden its visage from you.
>You're going to have to get used to this.
>You have no idea what problem she is facing at the moment, but you're almost sure it has something to do with you.
>Maybe you have a problem?
>Yes you do, you've already made that conclusion.
>Maybe it had to do with... that?
>You try to look around at your backside, but you don't see anything like what she had.
>Mostly because you can't see past your flank.
>But that's besides the point.
>"Uh... What are you doing, Anon?" Spike looks on in confusion as you attempt to get a closer look at your posterior.
>He must have be waiting outside to clean the bathroom again.
"I am trying to observe my anatomy."
>"And why are you trying to do that?"
"Elune has something on her flank that I've never seen before. I was curious if I had one too."

>>28423496
>Spike takes a second to comprehend what you just said, double takes, looks at you as if you transformed again, and before he can react any further, the door to the bathroom opens up.
>Revealing the shining sliver and pastel luminescent indigo colored filly.
>Her bright smile makes you wince, but you're happy she's clean now.
>At least that's what you think the warmth in your stomach means.
>"Is something wrong?" Elune looks at the two of you in a similar confusion that Spike had.
>And you have stopped your activities to look at Spike, who looks like he just learned that his world is going to end tomorrow. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAA! WHY MEHEHEEEEE! TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
>You have reflexively covered your ears and have willed some to cover Elune's.
>Whatever Spike is panicking about, you hope it isn't too much.
>You feel a slight touch and look at Elune.
>She's holding your tentacle against your ear and smiling at you.
>Heat fills your face and a weird gut feeling tells you that you should think before acting.
>Retracting your limbs, the both of you look at Spike, who is still panting from the outburst. "I... am... so... dead..."
>Spike composes himself and takes deep breathes before it starts. "Anon, do you have any idea what you just did in the bathroom?"
"I cleaned Elune and showed her how to use the shower."
>Spike's cringe intensifies. "Did you do anything else?"
"Not anything that I recall."
>While you answer Spike's questions, you begin to suck on your hoof, trying to remove the sweet essence.
>Spike's suspicion grows as he turns to Elune for questioning. "He didn't... do anything to you that you didn't agree to did he?"
>Elune shakes her head vigorously. "N-no he just cleaned my mane and my fur, that's it! Honest!" Though her defense is a bit too strong, Spike seems to believe her.

>>28423507
>"If you say so. As long as you were OK with it... ngh..." Spike was pondering on something, gritting his teeth in thought.
>Maybe he wouldn't be on edge if Twilight was here.
>Is he really that dependent on Twilight?
>Spike's tense demeanor loosens as he takes a breathe in and sighs. "I guess it's gonna have to wait till after Twilight recovers. Hmm... oh yeah! Anon, you still have school to go to!"
>Spike's revelation spurs Elune's curiosity. "School? What's school?"
>Spike doesn't hesitate to answer. "School is where fillies and colts go to in order to learn. Twilight is a huge fan of it and already has Anon enrolled."
>Elune ponders what she might learn from a school, but is more excited by the fillies and colts that attend it. "Oh! Fillies and colts!? You mean there are more ponies I could talk to! Yay!"
>"I can assure you that you'll have a wonderful time there, Elune. Once Twilight figures out everything of course! Which probably won't be for a while... oh yeah! I have to tell the Princesses about this! Gah, I'm such a scatterbrain today!" As Spike runs off, you decide that it's best that you get to school early.
>You're pretty sure Elune will be OK here on her own.
"Elune, as Spike said, I will be heading to school. Make sure nothing bad happens while I am away, though I am sure that Spike will have you under control. Right?"
>Elune perks up and salutes which gets another fallible reaction out of your innards. "You can count on me! No trouble whatsoever."
"One more thing. Keep slime out of my room."
>Elune nods reassuring you, allowing you to leave the entire castle to a filly, a slime, and a tiny dragon.
>This is not the best decision you've made, but you suppose you have no choice.

>>28423518
>'Twilight rule number 41: your education is your number one priority, do not skip class for any reason unless told otherwise.'
>You go down the hall, head down the stairs, open the door, and make your way through the crowds of morning ponies on your way to school.
>If you remember correctly, it was a straight, then a right through the market, then a bridge leading to the school.
>You follow the path, passing a few drowsy, yet happy ponies as you make your way to the school.
>You cross the bridge, but before you can head to the school entrance, you are met with a fuming Diamond Tiara.
>"YOU!" You're quite positive that the steam coming from her ears is a real commodity.
>"You... stand-me-up... waltz on over like YOU own the place... and then... THEN YOU!" Diamond was about to break.
>You're not sure if a pony's cheeks should be that red, or inflate for that matter.
>Silver Spoon quickly runs up behind her to try and calm her down, but she is quickly swatted away by her friend. "GET AWAY FROM ME SILVER! I can... I can deal with this SIMPLETON myself!"
>"Diamond, calm down! It isn't worth it! Can't you see what your doing?" Silver tries her best to reason with her friend, but Diamond won't have it.
>"THE NERVE YOU HAVE, YOUR LUCKY I DON'T DESTROY YOU, YOU-YOU-RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
>Ugh... More screaming, and worse you can't appropriately cover your ears.
>You wonder if this could be considered assault, because whatever air was in Diamond's lunges have all but been expelled from her, making her have a sort of breathing fit.
>Silver tries to help her calm down, but Diamond refuses her help.
>So instead, you help her.

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>>28423523
Hope that didn't get too lewd.

>>28423523
Yo! You actually improved in your writting by a wide margin! Also I keked at the Twilight's rules, I jumped in this update so I was a little confused about who Elune is, but nonethless I had fun

>>28423648
I agree, now the story has coherence in it's scenes. I laughed at Anon's discovering what a vagoo is

>>28423523
What a heap of crap

>>28423630
I liked it, and I look forward for the next chapter!

>>28423523
Is he gonna rape DT?

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>>28423630
>Hope that didn't get too lewd.
Kek, dude, you managed to make tentacle rape cute.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

Never before would I believe it was even possible.

That was glorious man, and besides-- could I be chewing on pict related as my multi-media experience of sammitch and green of the evening if it was too lewd?

There, proof beyond any doubt is now yours.

>>28424748
I agree, tgis chapter was a lot of fun

Can I interest you folks with an update?

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>>28425195
Eagerly waiting

>>28425195
I can't think of anything more boring.

>You spent a pleasant breakfast with Cadence and Cherrywood, the three of speak mostly about how your relationship is going and how you met your little bat. But just like everything good in life, this nice moment doesn’t last for long
>*Knock* *Knock*
>”Princes Cadance, ma’am? I was told that you would be here. I’m sorry to interrupt, but Prince Shining Armor sent me here. He requires your assistance with some private matters.” It was the voice of a stallion, he had a deep tone, but it felt familiar somehow.
>”Awww, it seems that we will need to end our little chat here. I had fun though!” Cadence very carefully gets up from the bed and walks towards the door. She opens it revealing a guard dressed in a different set of armor that you haven’t seen around the castle.
>It wasn’t golden like the royal guard, neither the dark blue of the night guard. This one was different, a blue-ish gray with tons of aesthetical differences. This stallion must belong to the Crystal Empire guard.
>”Very well, let’s go then. I don’t want to keep my Shiny waiting for too long, we all know how stressed he can get” Cadence says her goodbyes to you and Cherrywood and walks out of the room
>The stallion shakes his head ”I am sorry ma’am but I was told to stand guard here. Discord is still at the castle and both the Royal and Night Guards are helping with the security measures for his chaos carnival” There was something… odd about this guy… something oddly familiar in his voice.
>Cadences close her eyes and shake her head, letting out a small sigh “I feel bad for my poor aunties. But you are right, it’s fine, I understand why you need to stand here. We don’t want Discord to suddenly try something on the little prince” And with a last farewell, Cadence finally leaves.

>>28425218
>Once he was sure that there was no one around, the guard enters the room and closes the door behind him “That was easier than I thought it would be. Twilight’s sister in law is more gullible than her, but eh, what are you going to do about pones and their naiveness”
>Wait a minute that voice… no, not this soon! “Now Anon, it’s time for you and me to discuss some veeery important and veeery chaotic business”
>*HISSSSSSS* Faster than a lightning bolt, Cherrywood hops in front of the “guard”, standing in between you and him “What do you want?! Who are you?!” *HISSSSS* “I won’t let you hurt Anon!”
“Cherrywood calm down, I know who he is. And he’s not going to hurt us… or at least I don’t think so… I can’t ever be sure about what he’s going to do next. What do you want this time Discord? I thought that you would be helping Fluttershy’s critters”
>”My, oh my! What do we have here?” Discord gives Cherrywood a quick glance before pooffing into his original form “Anon, is this your little marefriend?” He turns to you with a cocky smile and wiggling eyebrows before focusing on Cherrywood once more “I’m sorry my dear, but you won’t be able to stay, you see. OUCH!”
>Cherrywood didn’t listen to your words, or even cared that she had the very spirit of chaos in front of her. She quickly ran towards Discord and bites his paw “Dishcord! I won’t let you hurt Anon. Do shoo undershtand?!” The dadonequus raises his paw so he can take a better look at Cherrywood who was bitting him with all her strength.
>Discord raises an eyebrow and forcefully removes Cherrywood by giving her a small boop on her muzzle “I gotta say though, you seem to have a fine taste in mares. I like the attitude of this one.”
>Before Cherrywood falls, she opens her wings and prevents the falling; she hovers above Discord and takes a dive so she can continue her attack “*HISSSS* Go away or I will make you regret it! I will protect Anon from big meanies like you!”
“Cherrywood, don’t!”

>>28425279
>”A big jerk?! Me?!” This time Discord snaps his talons, making the little bat filly stand frozen in midair
>”Hey! That’s not fair! Fight like a real stallion, you dirty cheater!” While still frozen, Cherrywood is then moved from midair to your side.
>Discord looks up and scratches his chin ”Oh dear, and here I was thinking that you would enjoy the gift that Anon and I made for you with so much effort”
>This makes Cherrywood to have a 180 turn in her attitude “A-Anon made something…f-for me?” She turns her attention to you; cheeks were colored with a deep red “For real? No lie? You made something else for me… and even asked Discord for help?”
>Well, of course you didn’t. You would have, if you thought of something, but now you had to follow along with Discord’s bluffing, or else you would break his heart
“Y-Yeah! It was a surprise! I-I made it last night after we parted ways! Discord here was supposed to bring you…”
>Bring her what?! Jesus fuck! What could you say?! The only shit that you did was the fuckfest at the AOSR facility! Oh wait… You took tons of shit from there… well Discord, and you DO remember something that she might like
“A walkie-talkie!”
>You turn to Discord who was shrugging, not really knowing what you were talking about
>Cherrywood stops for a moment, she tilts her head backwards and asks confused ”A what? No wait, is it like the mechanical hands that you also made for me? Kekeke~ because then I’m sure that I will love it”
>You try to cover your desperation by turning to Discord
“Yeah, a walkie-talkie! Hey Discord, do you remember when I told you that I had a 100% SECURITY that Cherrywood would love them? And that they would be a goalPOST that was in all honesty hard to reach? But that her happiness was completely worth it?”
>Discord raises an eyebrow and shrugs again, before a light bulb pops up above his head

>>28425457
A friend came over, I'll resume my update in a few hours

i cant believe elo is fucking dead

>>28425457
>”Oh that’s right! Those mankie-waffles! Of course! How could I forget! We poured our very souls on their creation after all” Discord snaps his talons making a cute gift box appear in front of Cherrywood.
>The paper was dark, but you could see that it was stamped with transparent holograms that resembled her cutie mark. The ribbon was golden like her mane… fucking hell Discord, please don’t screw it up, because so far, that box was perfect.
>Cherywood gasps and puts her hoofs on her mouth. She looks to the box, then to you, then to the box once more and then to you again, all while giggling nonstop “C-Can I open it? I-Is it really mine? I can’t believe it!”
>You nod and give her a gentle kiss on the cheek
“Of course you can, it’s yours after all!”
>Cherrywood answers with a warm hug “Thank you! Thank you! thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou! I still don’t know what those mafflies-cabbies are, b-but it doesn’t matter! Because I’m sure that you made something super-duper awesome! A-and…” Cherrywood nuzzles into your chest and mutters something that you are not able to hear
>You take a quick glimpse at Discord… know what? You better cover all your bases. You stroke Cherrywood’s soft mane and kiss her on the forehead. You raise her head with your hoof and look at her directly in the eye… which makes the two of you blush
“Don’t forget to thank Discord, alright? He also helped me with this, and after all, I wouldn’t have been able to give this gift to you if I hadn’t had his help”
>Discord raises his paw to object ”That won’t be-“ But is met by Cherrywood’s hugs and affection before he could do anything
>”Thank you Mr. Discord! Thank you for helping my Anonny!” Cherrywood breaks the hug, she was blushing and rubbing the back of her neck “A-And please, forgive me for biting you, please please pleaaase don’t be mad at me Mr. Discord! I-I was just trying to protect my Anonny and, and-“

i cant believe gumball is fucking dead

>>28425517
>Discord gently hushes Cherrywood by placing his talon on her mouth “Don’t you worry my dear. I accept your apology, now… go and open your present, and I hope that you like it, no, that you LOVE it, because Anon went through a lot to make it”
>Cherrywood gives Discord a final hug before returning to you and gives you a quick peck on the lips. She then turns to the present and initially, very carefully she starts to peel the paper that was wrapping it, before getting annoyed and finally tore it to pieces.
>She tosses the lid of the box to a side and takes out… oh thank god; it was the actual set of walkie-talkies that you stole from the human world.
>Cherrywood takes one of the walkie-talkies and starts inspecting it “Whooooooah…. I don’t know what these are, but I know that I love them!”
“As I said, it’s a walkie-talkie. It’s basically a portable radio”
>Cherrywood just tilts her head, clearly not understanding what you meant. You smile and levitate one with your magic.
“Okay, I could give you the full explanation about what a radio is. But to avoid boring you to tears, I’ll just say that these are devices that allow anyone to communicate with another through a long distance.”
>”Woooooooooow! That way we can talk, even if we are far away! I-I love it, so how does it work! Do I need magic or something?” Cherrywood was really, really happy about this…goddamn, thank you Discord.
>You shake your head and calm her down so she can listen to your explanation. You turn the radio on, making it come to life. The screen was displaying the frequency “142.52”. You levitate another radio and turn it on. You tell Cherrywood to do the same which she does it in an instant.
“These things works on different channels or frequencies, mine is set to 142.52. You can know what frequency you are on by looking at the screen, it’s the number under the letters R.F. What frequency are you on?”

>>28425526
>Cherrywood takes a glimpse at the radio, looking at it like if it was the best thing that has happened to her “Ummm… it says… 140.84!” You see her ears fall and she looks at you with so much sadness that it makes your heart break “Does it mean that we won’t be able to use them?”
>You caress her cheek and shake your head
“Nah, we just need to be on the same frequency, see the little buttons on the face of the radios? You need to press the one that says “Set” and then you just type the frequency that you want.”
>”But Anon, these buttons are so tiny! How am I supposed to….” You see a small spark in Cherrywood’s eyes. She flies where she had her saddlebag and takes out the mechanical hands “I will use these! Kekeke~ they are perfect for spooking ponies AND talking with my Anonsh even when he’s not with me! Second best gift, ever!”
>Oh god, Moonlight was right. Cherrywood gave the hands a paint job. A really good one to be fair, they were painted like if they belonged to some sea monster. Green scales and lime were covering what was before just plain, old wood and metal.
>But unlike Moonlight, you found that as incredibly cute and heartwarming, instead of creepy. You just gotta give it to her; the girl has some real talent when it comes to this stuff.
>With a surprising speed, Cherrywood puts her hands on and dials the numbers on the radio “Done! Does it mean that we can talk with each other even if you are not with me? Even if you go far away and I can’t come with you? Even if I can’t see you because I have to visit my lame cousins?”
>What was that about the cousins? Eh… focus, you need to check if everything is in order
“Yup, just push the big, red button that is at the side of the radio and…”
>You push the button with your magic and speak to the walkie-talkie
“We will be able to communicate with each other, no matter the distance; these are radios have a very, very long reach.”

>>28425532
>And just like you expected, your voice is replicated by the speaker of Cherrywood’s radio
>And boy they were. If there was anything that those assholes at administration didn’t go cheap on, was the guards’ equipment. These radios could send messages across insanely huge distances.
>How did you know that? You used them to fuck around with your friends… including Catherine, when you decided to have some fun with booze and stolen AOSR vehicles. And if you recall correctly, their reach was something like 50 miles.
>”Oooooooh! Kekeke~ Let me try it!” Cherrywood pushes the button “Anon! Anon! I love these pushy-trucksies, kekeke~” and this time, her adorable squeaky voice comes from the speaker of your radio
>”It worked! It worked! Woooooooo! ” Cherrywood starts to rapidly hover around the room
>It doesn’t last long before Discord gently stops her with his paw “I can see that, so what do you say if we perform a little test?”
>”I love that idea Mr. Discord!” Cherrywood frantically nods
>You feel that something bad was going to happen, but on the other hand… Discord looked like he was genuinely enjoying this little moment. He may have come for another reason, but it seems that he got caught up in the moment.
>So you decide to give him the benefit of the doubt and not protest.
>”Me too my dear, me too” Discord snaps his talons, teleporting the three of you and the walkie-talkies to the throne room
“Discord, why are we in the throne room? Shouldn’t have been easier to just try it on my room and the places near it?”
>”Oh yes, but what’s the point of that if we can’t really test the limits of these… whatever you call them… Marios? Eh… what an awful name. So my dear, uh” Discord looks at Cherrywood and makes a circular motion with his paw

>>28425547
>”Oh yes, but what’s the point of that if we can’t really test the limits of these… whatever you call them… Marios? Eh… what an awful name. So my dear, uh” Discord looks at Cherrywood and makes a circular motion with his paw
>”Huh? OH! Sorry Mr. Discord, I never told you my name, kekeke~ My name is Cherrywood, Cherrywood Bellemare. But please, please, please just call me Cherrywood! My second name is kinda…you know… too corny” She looks at Discord with pleading eyes, to which he can’t do anything other but smile
>”Oh don’t worry my dear Mon Cherry~ I won’t call you in any way that you don’t like” Discord makes a small bow to her “But moving on, for this little test, we will need you to stay here and wait until we call you with these… what are their names again?”
>You let out a groan and roll your eyes
“Walkie-Talkies, it’s seriously not that complicated…ugh just call them radios, alright? It’s basically the same thing… wait, where are we going?”
>”Yeah, Marios, Radios, whatever, moving on! And please Mon Cherry~ do not move from this place! We will be heading for Ponyville to test them out, and do not worry about telling the lovable Princesses, they already know about this harmless test, so until we call you Ta-ta!”
>Cherrywood holds the radio closer to her chest and nods happily.
“Ponyville? So that was your plan all along-“
>Discord snaps his talons before you can finish your sentence, teleporting you to what it seemed a cavern. The walls were covered with crystals of all sorts of colors, and besides you laid the entirety of Frisk’s lab equipment. And you mean all of it; Discord even stole the floor tiles.
“Discord is this?”
>”Yup, your payment for helping me out with my little investigation” Discord pats your head, but you quickly step away

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>>28425504
>few hours
Bah, what will we do until then? Fight over Elone proofing keen competition to the bat filly?

>>28425569
Whops my bad, you must have been using mexican hours or something.

>>28425504
>A friend came over, I'll resume my update in a few hours
>literally posts four more times minutes after posting this
...okay.

>>28425551
“Investigation? I thought that we went there so we could gather medicine for Fluttershy animals!”
>Discord waves his paw dismissively, snaps his talons and makes a hammock appear out of thin air ”Oh, puh-lease did you actually believed that lie! AHAHAHAH! Don’t be so gullible Anon! No, you see, something was happening across the multiple universes” he jumps onto the hammock and pulls out a glass of chocolate milk from one of his ears “So I tracked the source back to your original universe”
>Oh, now this got interesting, you rub your temples and think
“You were able to do that, because of the experiments that we conduct in the AOSR facility, right? So I guess that you mean the reactor that the anomalous materials guys have. Considering that they have been trying to prove that multiple universes exists by trying to create a resonance cascade, I think that-
>”Pffft, nah” Discord snickers while he drinks the glass and throws the chocolate milk away “That puny experiment wouldn’t have done much, not on its own at least… so, can you think of any other thing that could have caused such disturbance?”
>You take a moment to think… if it wasn’t the artificial resonance cascades… maybe it was
“That blue goo? You mean the residual chaos that your magic produces in my world, right? But how? The phenomenon that you are talking about would need a massive source of energy in order to happen, and that goo just looked like… goo.”
>Discord gets up from the hammock and poofs it away ”Aha! But what happens when you mix that delicious chaos with your dumb and boring technology?”
>You feel an icy chill at the realization… they couldn’t have been that dumb
“Are you telling me that the AOSR was experimenting on the blue goo?! No, no, no! This is bad! That thing was made from your magic! What if they manage to open a portal! There will be nothing good that comes out from that! I can’t think of anything other than an invasion!”

>>28425687
>You start to hyperventilate, millions of scenarios were flowing in your mind, and none of them had a nice ending for Equestria
“Discord, we can’t let that happen! Equestria has nothing to stop the human military! I’m sure that they would find a way to even kill you! We need to stop it Discord. We HAVE to!”
>Discord slowly nods, his face told you that he was dead serious “And I agree, so that is why…” Discord snaps his talons, making a very thin thread to appear in front of you “I’m cutting any cosmic string that links your world with this one. So if after re-visiting your old world you felt homesick for some reason…” Discord cuts the thread in two, and then burns it with his magic “Then I’m sorry to tell you that you are out of luck”
“Good… good… I wasn’t planning to return there anyways… good, so… is done right? There’s no risk of them ever opening a portal that leads here”
>Discord cleans some of the sweat that was still running on your face ”Or anywhere else, at least if they plan to continue using MY chaos, the delicious blue goo has so much power, and it won’t last them for long, even less without any possible way to feed from the source which is, moi of course!”
>That was great… until you remembered something
“Wait, what about Catherine? What will happen to her? Come on Discord, don’t tell me that she’s now trapped in between dimensions or some shit like that!”
>”Meh, don’t worry about that” Discord puts his arms behind his head and gives you a confident smile “The transformation was already over before I cut any connection from that world, complete with the de-aging and all. I hope that she likes being a teenager again”
>Discord chuckles “She must be sleeping at my house right now, but eh, the only surprise left for me is to see what kind of boring pony she turned out to be, which is booooooring… at the very least I will have some fun when she tries to get the hang out from her new body”

>>28425698
>Discord stretches a little before making a bag of black seeds appear “But anyways, you can consider this collection of useless stuff not only as a pay for helping me save Equestria from impending doom, but you can consider this a gesture of my gratitude” He waves his paw at Frisk’s or rather YOUR laboratory “Don’t worry about what will power this stuff, I shall take care of that.”
>Discord snaps his talons and makes every single piece of equipment in the lab come to life. He even installed some lights on the ceiling. You don’t care what he’s using to power everything. Probably it was related to his chaos magic.
>You let out a chuckle and walk towards a nearby chair. You climb up and accommodate yourself in the most comfortable way possible: like a smug business man.
“If there’s someone who should be thankful, then that should be me. Seriously Discord, you might be a bit of a cock, but you are MY cock. Without you, I would have never gotten this opportunity of a new life. Sure, Equestria has its problems, namely how far behind this place in terms of technology and scientifically knowledge when compared to the human world. And yes, I have yet to find a pony that compares to my own intellect when we talk about mathematics and physics…”
>”And certainly, nopony can compare to your own arrogance” Discord lets out a small chuckle while he stuffs his face with the black seed.
>You recline on your chair and let out a small chuckle
“Well, when you are THIS good, I think that you can afford to have a little more… confidence, than what is required. Or am I wrong, Mr. Spirit of chaos?”
>”Touché” Discord limits to continue eating his black seeds.


Okay, this is roughly like 70-80% of the update. My friend convinced me to go to party (is Mexico independence day) so I will finish tomorrow around noon

>>28425721
>Seriously Discord, you might be a bit of a cock, but you are MY cock.
This sentence sound weird to anyone else?

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>>28425804
Kek, I thought it was an intentional gag by our fine write fag.

Glorious update Elo, and I see what you did there with the seeds.

>>28425804
It was a reference to one of the cornetto movies. I don't know which one, but I got the reference

>>28420910
>You both step outside to the car. Rainbow Dash was checking the passenger door again, she was trying to figure out how to prevent anyone from keeping it unlocked.
>Pinkie was outside, next to her. Looking up at the sky as it started to turn to night. Crap, you were running out of time.
"Yo guys, look who's coming to dinner!"
>You call their attention, Rainbow Dash stopping what she is doing and Pinkie turning immediately to the both of you with a smile
>"Hey....you" Rainbow Dash had already forgotten Twilight's name, but she hovered up to her and held her hoof to her "Can I get a hoofbump! ya know, since we're about to meet the old princess and be friends and stuff?" Rainbow Dash was acting...off.
>Pinkie was observing as Twilight just looked at her hoof confused. Then up to her, then looked to Pinkie herself. "That pony over there is the one with the "sense", right?" Twilight pointed to Pinkie.
>........dammit.
>"Uhhhh, yeah. You don't want to give a hoof bump or say hi or...ok then" Rainbow Dash is stopped as Twilight immediately marches over to Pinkie.
>You step up to Rainbow Dash, who was irked by the whole thing. "What's with her? She didn't even seem interested in being friends at all"
"Well, what was up with you just flying up to her like that? You didn't even remember her name or anything."

>>28427340
>Hey! Don't blame me! She's the one who said I should be super friendly the moment I saw her. I got caught up in trying to do good and forgot her name ok? Gimme a break, my head is mostly filled with the names of criminals." Rainbow Dash took a defensive stance in her speech "Besides, she could have at least said hello herself. Why does she even care about Pinkie's "sense" or whatever you call it?"
>You sigh as you come up with the words for that answer. The answer itself, being rather depressing.
"Because Twilight is in a state right now where she cares about answers more than she cares about friends. But we're getting there, I managed to get her to come out at least. I know theres a heart in there somewhere, the way she reacted to the book was very adorable"
>"Hard to believe, five seconds in and she already acts like everypony else. You sure we need her?" Rainbow Dash barely believed it
"Just trust me, we definitely need her"
>"Hey, you...pony" Twilight said as she walked up to Pinkie. "You're the one with the special sense, right?"
>"Special sense?" Pinkie pointed to herself "Who, me. Do you mean my "Senses I don't actually have a name for yet"? Because my "Senses I don't actually have a name for yet" are a sort of special. I guess" Pinkie shrugged "But that depends on what actual sense goes off first. but lemme tell ya" Pinkie drew closer to her with a big smirk "when it happens, it really happens! Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. And you must be Twilight Sparkle! How ya doin? Are you reeeeaaalllyyy coming with us to Celestia's? Are ya? Are ya? Because that would be super mega awesome if you did!" Pinkie was enthusiastic even giving a few hops during her chat. Twilight found it daunting.

>>28425804
>>28427066
I'm super drunk, but I wanted to say that it is a reference to the movie The World's End

>>28427452
Catherine Draconequus hype. It has the potential to catch Discord off guard, or to be his influence.
Thanks for the update, Elo. It was tasty.

>>28427353
>"Yeah look, I'm not really big onto the whole friend thing. I mean, if you want to consider me a friend. That's your business. What I'm more interested is in that sense. That colt over there said that it's never ever wrong. And as a mare of science and magic. I find that ridiculously hard to believe. The only reason I'm even interested is because, well" Twilight hesitated. She was partially lying to herself. She didn't really want to be out here at all. But something was driving her to at least try. The kindness you had shown to her, was she trying to compensate for it? Well, it was in her own way. Because as she looked at Pinkie, she was mentally thinking that this was a pony she wouldn't normally give the time of day for. She had to force herself to step out, and the only thing that even made her interested in her was the preposterous notion of future sense. "..Well..."
>"Weeeelllllllll"? Pinkie craned her head towards her with a big smile
>Twilight stepped back, feeling her personal space being invaded. "Look, forget it. Just show me what this sense thing is all about so we can just get going."
>"But I can't just show you" Pinkie states
>"Why not?" Twilight asked, her doubts already raising to critical levels
>"Because I can't just "do it", it just happens. Like..oh see how my tail is twitch twitching right now? It means something is gonna fall from above us." Pinkie's tail was twitching in sight of everyone.
>"What? That's stupid. You're just making it move on it's own" Twilight observed the tail, unconvinced.
>"What in the hay?Are they really just talking about some sort of sense that she has?" Rainbow Dash asks you, observing the entire conversation.
"Twilight got interested in it. And when she gets interested. There's really no way to stop her. What's weird though is that Pinkie's tail is twitching"
>"Yeah, what does that mean?" Rainbow Dash asks, finding the whole thing off
"If I remember, it means...."

>>28427547
>Your eyes trail upwards, and within your sight. You can see on the highest floor of the hotel. some angry mare throwing a huge suitcase out the window as a stallion reached out to try to get it. But couldn't in time.
>And it looked like...ahh shit!
"TWILIGHT! WATCH OUT!"
>Twilight looks back at you for just a moment, ignores you, and then goes back to trying to argue that Pinkie was full of nonsense.
>"Anon, what g-HEY! WHAT'S UP!" Rainbow Dash reaches out for you as you dash towards Twilight.
"HYYYYYAH!" You headbutt Twilight out of the way of the suitcase. Or you would have. If the mare didn't throw it hard enough to actually miss her completely and smash onto the top of Rainbow Dash's car.
>You were in a small daze, thinking you had managed to do good as Twilight looks down at you. utterly confused. "And what in the name of Equestria did you do that for?"
"There was a suitcase! It was gonna land on your head! and...wait.."
>You tap at your head. you were fine too. Did you finally become invincible?
"....where'd the suitcase go?"
>"MY CAR! MY AWESOME CAR! NOOOOO!" Rainbow Dash kicked the suitcase off the roof of her car as she caressed her now broken siren lights. "Nonononono! nooooo...you were the coolest set of lights anypony could have ever had. It was because of you that I never missed cider night..." Rainbow Dash was tearing up "There's not even anypony that can fix you...." She reaches up into the air, screaming "WHYYYYYY MEEEEEEE!"
>Pinkie pointed to Rainbow Dash's car with happy, naive, nonchalance "It landed on Rainbow Dash's car"

>>28427471
How comes that everyone says that she'll be a draconequus

>>28427567
>"Wait....there really was?" Twilight looked over to the car, and saw the suitcase on top of the bashed in siren lights "And..that came up from." Twilight looked up to see the Stallion, now realizing what the mare did, close the window as quick as he could to cover up the fact it came from his room. Twilight had caught it however. And realized those were the ponies she checked in not too long ago. and arguing couple. "..And it landed.." Twilight looked back at the car. "And your tail predicted.." Twilight looked to Pinkie's tail. "That can't be right. But..." Twilight planted her butt onto the concrete as you stood up and dusted yourself off. She was doing some scientific stuff in her head. She then looked up, and, without Pinkie knowing. She lifted a small bench with her magic and put it right behind her.
>What in the fuck?
"Twilight..what are yo-"
>"Shhhh, I'm experimenting. Pinkie, can you just look at the blue pony's car for a few moments?" Twilight asks, rather politely.
>"Already doing it. I'm actually already thinking of a way to cheer Rainbow Dash up. But...I don't know how to fix siren lights...awww"
>What was she going to do with that bench? You just watch as Twilight raises it high up behind Pinkie, then let's it drop. And the moment it does. Pinkie's tail twitches despite her not even noticing the bench. Twilight catches the bench, tries again, then puts it back down in place. "....How in the"

>>28427567
Awwwwwww, poor RD this is the kind of shit that the normal one deserves, not this based Rainbow horse

>>28427658
"So, you believe it now? I wasn't kidding. Her senses are amazing. Whenever they happen. I'm always sure to follow it every single time"
>Twilight was half ignoring you though. "Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, was it? Did you notice anything...behind you just now?"
>Pinkie looked around. But everything looked normal to her. "Nope, was I supposed to?"
>Twilight's eyes went wide "...It's real. That's so fascinating!" Twilight began to rub around on Pinkie, making her giggle and laugh. But Twilight was trying to look for some kind of device. "There has to be something on you that does that."
>Pinkie was just shaking and giggling uncontrollably "hehehehe! That tickles!"
>But again, Twilight ignored it. But she couldn't find anything. And before she could say anything more. Pinkie then grasped onto her and hugged "uhhh, what are you doing?"
>"Giving you a hug, silly! I thought we were being silly and affectionate. That's why you tickled me, right?" Pinkie nuzzled into her as she hugged.
>"Uhhhh...mnnn...." Twilight was about to push her out of the way. But, this feeling. It was a feeling she hadn't felt in awhile. Not even from her family. They were so far away from her at this point. And because she stayed away from them for her own reasons. She had actually forgotten what affection and love was like. "But why would you give ME a hug? I-I don't even like you..."
>Pinkie just hugged tighter "Because I like you. And I have super duper high hopes that maybe you'll like me too. So we can be friends."
>Twilight gulped "D-don't you already have friends?"

>>28427716
>"Yup! But it's always great to make a new one too. In fact, it's even better to introduce friends to other friends. Like right next to you is Nonny!" Pinkie stopped hugging to present you to Twilight. "And nonny! This is Twilight Sparkle! My new friend!"
>"U-uhhm..We've met already. Wait, did you already say we were friends?" Twilight was not super confused
>"Suuuure did Twilight! I can already tell we're gonna be super good friends, and go on adventures, and fix friendship problems, and stop evil bad guys from doing evil things!" Pinkie said, with positivity and energy in her tone
>You cringed, even you could tell Pinkie was laying it on thick
>But Twilight didn't say anything against it. Instead, she asked. "And..you were the one who bought the Daring Do book?"
>Pinkie nodded "Yup! Good guess! I gave it to Nonny, who gave it to you. And I'm so so glad. I bet the smile on your face was so sweet. I just bet you were the happiest pony ever right at the moment he gave it to you"
>"Yeah...." Twilight Sparkle was feeling a huge amount of shame. She didn't even know why she was feeling it. She was trying to stay the course. But she just couldn't. Her heart was hurting. And this pink pony. Was filling it up with something she hadn't felt since she was very young. "Pinkie, I....want to be your friend. T-that is if youAADSFSDFDS"
>Pinkie immediately hugged her tightly the moment she gave in "YES!YES!YES!YES! OF COURSE I DO. I WAS ALREADY SAYING IT AND NOW YOU WANT IT SO NOW I'M GIVING IT YES!"
>And while all this was going on, Rainbow Dash sobbed for her broken siren lights.


and thats it for the night. coming up with stuff for twilight is super difficult.

>>28427882
This Ponka is just too cute for me. But I still gotta ask when are we gonna know more about Gertrude

>>28427716
>Twilight began tu rub around Pinkie
So this is Erf's favorite ship, or it was him wanting to say that he wants to do more lewd?

>>28427882
WHAT HAPPENED TO APPUL HORSE, GODDAMN ERF, DONT TELL ME THAT YOU FORGOT ABOUT HER TOO

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>>28427882
>and thats it for the night. coming up with stuff for twilight is super difficult.

Fucking glorious, Erf. I'm telling you though, you could have just let Twilly and Spike cuck themselves and used shim shammy as magic.

Except not now, as PONK HATH SPOKEN.

Or wait, Twiggy could be like the Equestrian Grilled version who's just a raging tard to Sunny and the mane 5, in this case; Ceslestia, Ponk, Top Cunt, Titanium Head, and Bug butt.

Kek, I can't even begin to imagine how Chrysalis would be tormented by being a temporary holder of one of the elements. She'd be tweaking out harder than on sighting Gertrude.

She'd be pissed. And even more pissed when she finds out she's been chosen as the element of kindness.

I'm just considering ways you could shove Twilly to the side and thus stop tormenting yourself by writing her.

>>28428882
Or the elements just choose Sunset instead of Twi, effectively cucking her out of her destiny

>>28428791
She moved to Appleoosa when Flim and Flam won possession of the Apple farm. Weren't you paying attention, anon?

>>28429262
NO, TELL ME MORE, AND WHY ISNT FLUTTERSHY WITH THEM?

>>28428428
shes near the finale>>28428791
we'll find out more about applehorse soon>>28428882
i know, but this is Anon's adventure. And trust me, we have a few more twists left. We'll be entering the climax in a day or two. hopefully today.

>>28429342
As a simple greentext writer. i have to decide what to cut and add to keep the story going. Flutters isn't forgotten. But she isn't essential either.

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>>28429342
>NO, TELL ME MORE, AND WHY ISNT FLUTTERSHY WITH THEM?
Kek, because Gertrude is the element of Kindness.

Well, and Erf established Flutters is an eco-terrorist so hardcore Rainbow Dash--the chief of police-- believes she's 100% innocent.

Meanwhile, she's the fucking mastermind, so clever and shrewd there's not even one pony in Fluttershy's eco-terror cell who knows the truth.

DUN DUN-DUN!

>>28429425
that pic is awful

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>>28429454
>that pic is awful
Yeah I'd agree, my fault for just looking at the thumb nail.

This is way better.

Come on anon, it's okay. You can join in too and help save the planet. Don't you want to save the planet? Don't you want to see?

>>28429425
And RD is the chief of police of cuntville

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>>28429783
>And RD is the chief of police of cuntville
The plot thickens.

It's obvious now that Rainbow isn't oblivious to Flutter's growing insurgency.

She's part and parcel with turning a blind eye, as well diverting Flim and Flam's honest funds toward the build up of Flutter's forces.

Soon, not even Pizza will be safe from the cabal of evo-terrorists Flutter's leads froms the shadows of her 40 yard tall bulwark of pony destruction.

>>28430325
Thank you for saying pizza. I didn't look too closely and thought that was a Dorito.

Anyone remember me (other than the writefags) or care about my story anymore? I'm asking to know if I should try to continue despite being busy these days.

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>>28430433
>and thought that was a Dorito.
Oh, and if only you were so lucky-- the Doritos are next!

Fluterhsy's armada even now encroaches on the front line Flim and flam so generously funded the soldiers of to stand up to these dangerous eco-terrorists in the midst of pony kind.

>>28430564
Yes, I'm waiting that you continue with your story a while ago.

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>>28430564
>Anyone remember me
Eh...I do, sort of. No offense meant bro, your writing improved dramatically on the 2nd pass. And I for one think anon filly being yac trained etc would be amusing.

Or am I confusing you with another write fag? Now that there's about 9000 or so of you it's hard to remember who's who, well, for me anyway, but I am retarded.

This entire thread is kind of dead though, for the last 5h or so it's only stayed bumped due to me writing absolutely idiotic things about flutters in Erf's flam flim scenario in between fucking around with a re-modeling job I've damned myself to the finish of, and the odd anon or write fag replying.

I mean what the fuck, is my sense of humor scaring nor/mlp/eople or something? Honestly guys, I'll stop posting random things if it's horrifying to you or something. I just want to show a modicum of support for our write fags is al, what with your absolute refusal to discuss the stories, despite cookie and elo and erf having just delivered absolutely delicious greens.

I thought I'd see you fighting about which of Cat, Elone, and Bat filly was the best lewd candidate. But no, you just fuck off to your strange wifu thread with the rest of the turbo faggots.

Damnit! THAT IS WHY I AM IMAGING FLUTTERS TAKING OVER THE WORLD! ONE COW TONGUE AT A TIME!

>>28430733
None taken since I did drop off the face of the planet for a while (again).
>>28430726
Anyways I'll try to write some whenever I get a day off. It's been hard since I'm working a job alongside collage.

>>28430733
I like your posting.
Also I'm not odd.

>>28430564
Dude, I'm new to the thread and am barely familiar with the writefags that are present, but I'd love to see what you can come up with. Plus we can always use more green, considering the overwhelming percentage of lurkers that populate the thread.(judging by the hits on my pastebin)
I mean seriously. Does no one want to shitpost out a sentence or two? Are yalls's days that busy?

>>28430899
That's actually why I first started writing but that was back when it was only Erf making green.

>>28430564
Do it, you lazy son of a bitch, update the filly story!

So, I will continue with the update. And by that I mean today, my hangover is getting better so I'm in a more competent state to write. The only thing that I have to ask is for more Anons to post their thoughts, criticism and ideas. This last couple threads have been lacking not on content from.writters, but in variety of posters. That guy who has been posting all day is wonderful in his initiative, but he can't do this alone.

>>28430733
Batfilly is not for lewd!

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>>28430847
What a fine gentleman you are, tip of the hat to you-- and I take it I didn't confuse you for another write fag? Your story /is/ the one where anon filly is about to be Yac trained?

>>28430899
Well, I'll take your compliment in good standing. In my brief interactions with you in the DnD pre-session while Elo you and I were on about Art in the Modern Age, I found you quite the erudite fellow.

That you also write like all out crazy mother fucker sure helps, damn you good; son.

>>28431027
FINALLY! We can fight over who is the most lewd-able!

I for one say ELONE! Screw bat filly, hard, cherry for sexual. But Elone is ripe and ready for a vigorous tentacle rape mark-2.

I, for one, never understood tentacle rape. It's just-- gross. I can't imagine how it couldn't be gross, then Cookie has his tentacle anon rape the shit out of Elone and it's CUTE!

We need more of that, hear here for cute tentacle rape!

Besides, as Cookie has shown us, rape doesn't need to be lewd.

Holy fuck, what have you done to me?

MORE IMPORTANTLY! Flutters, while her insurgency engages in gorilla conflict with the noble and well financed Film and Flam fighting squads, is off on a more important mission.

TO TAME A AN ANCIENT RED DORITO DRAGON!

Little does anypony know, with the terrorist mastermind's ambition unchecked, unknown save for her support by the chief of police, will be the fulcrum to rip the nails loose from Flilm and Flam's very empire.

THE PLANET ROARS!

>>28431192
Oh that's right, Elone and tentacle rape is the best candidate for lewd. Considering that she was raped in the actual story

>>28431192
i accept this as canon. also i support cute tentacle rape. especially tickly [\spoiler] tentacle rape

>>28423487
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD, LEWD IS NOT ALLOWED

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>>28431327
>Tickling fetish

>>28431373
>not enjoying the squirms and giggles of cute ponies just through touching.
>not exploiting it through forced tentacle bondage
>not teasing them, telling them they must be enjoying it since they are laughing so much.

this is why people hate mexico

>>28431192
>>28431192
Fuck that, Cherrywood is the ultimate example of cute filly. She's so cute that not even Discord could resist her cuteness. We need to sexualize her, imagine all the cute lewd

>>28431192
>>28431244
>>28431327
>>28431354
>>28431448
>>28431459
I just want you to know that I read all of your comments aloud as Carl Wheezer and lost my shit.

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>>28431448
>It's not only tickling
>It's fucking ticklish rape
That's some fucking DA tier fetish that you have there. Jesus, you cubans are a bunch of weirdos.

i liek gummi

>>28431476
>a dirty mexican has a problem with rape
>while living in fucking mexico
>a land known for rape
>arguing on a board where raping ponies
is commonplace in greentext
>in regards to tentaclepone raping a filly

I forget that mexicans have tastes as low
as their wages

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>>28431532
>Cuban tries to justify his shitty fetish
>All of that terrible damage control because the cubans likes to rape to the point where it must be legal in that shitty island
>Wants to make everyone else look like is normal for them too
>While the scene was clearly lewd, it hardly was a rape.
>Didn't read anything, but still tries to validate his DA tier fetish

Welp, that escalated quickly

what the fuck is going on

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>>28431642
race war, it's spics vs different spics

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>Writefag returns
>We talk about tickling rape

>>28431651
Erf and Elo are showing us how they have cybersex.

>>28431576
>Implying Tickling is DA tier

nigga, vore,inflation, and diapers is DA tier. Tickling is universal. As for normality. even the board's soccer team has a >rape player. so don't even. Not to mention all the filly fags on the board.

see, this is why we need the wall. Mexicans keep trying to overstep their boundaries

>>28431192
It is the one with the yaks.

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>>28431192
>>28431244
>>28431327
I'm glad that I started an unintentional revolution. And also
>Elone
Is that an abbreviation? You cheeky fucks?

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>>28431675
>Tickling is universal
>Cubans believe that a lame DA fetish is universal
>Not getting that the >rape thing is an universal 4chan joke
>The cuban tries to deflect the fact that his lame fetish is just some shitty and not cute fetish that spawned from DA

>>28431710
>Revolution
It's just elo and erf making love we are talkinhlg about two autistic people who tend to discuss for FOUR fucking hours if ponies know what hand means, and if they write in english or some shit

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>>28431783
Ah, OK then. Still, I'm all aboard.

>>28415813
>Twixstix is not amused
>"Speedy, this is serious. We need to know who your parents are, and if they even know where you are. How did you even get here?"
>You shrug again
"I suppose that's for the lord to know, and me to forever ponder."
>She sighs in frustration
>"Fine, fine. We'll figure this out the hard way."

>>28432178
"Why are you lording over me, anyways?"
>She dragged you all the way to town hall to turn you in to child services for evil experiments or something
>What a bitch
>"Because it's the responsible thing to do."
>She starts babbling some stupid bullshit to a lady behind a desk while you play with the pendant around your neck
>It's covered in engravings of the noodle man and something about fish
>You notice seams in the side of it that give it the appearance of a locket
>You try to pry it open with your hooves to no avail
>You feel a nudge on your side
>Twi'lek gestures for you to follow her, and you comply with a little reluctance
>She leads you into a bright, warm office ripped straight out of Sesame Street
>The walls are covered in crude crayon drawings of ponies, mostly families
>The wallpaper is a bright blue sky sprinkled with cartoon clouds
>An oak desk covered in various trinkets and baubles sits in the center of the room
>Behind it is seated a teal unicorn with a bubblegum colored mane styled in a neat ponytail
>To top it all off, she's wearing a yellow and purple polka-dotted turtleneck sweater
>"Princess Twilight! It's so good to see you! And who is this little darling you've brought with you?"
>Holy fuck she's the sweetest sounding woman you've ever heard
>She sounds like the kind of person who makes pancakes for her grandkids every morning
>She sounds like the kind of person who bakes cakes for small town church functions
>She sounds like the kind of person whose husband is dead but she doesn't mind too much, because she knows that's just the way the world works
>It's mesmerizing
>"Safe Springs, this is Speedy. He needs help finding his parents."

>>28432185
>Being reminded of Twi's bullshit drags you back down to earth and you let out a frustrated sigh
>Refusing to make eye contact with either of them, you turn your attention back to your locket and start picking at the seams again
>"Shy, are we? Don't worry, I don't bite. Would you like a sweet?"
>She's making all these movements and gestures in your peripheral vision, but you ignore them
>The locket pops open
>Must've been trying it from the wrong side earlier
>You peer in only to see yourself staring back at you
>You jump a little and slam the locket shut, only to see that you're back in Discord's house of horrors

>>28432194
>"Back so soon?"
>You can hear the faint sound of an accordian in the background
"What just happened?"
>You look down at the locket once more, only to see it has disappeared
"What the hell?"
>You hardly have time to see the disembodied arm smack you on the nose
>Discord is twirling the locket in the air, staring at it with disinterest
>He tosses it aside, cracks his knuckles and a remote appears in his hand
>Slamming it against the wall with all the strength he can muster causes a flatscreen to appear at its point of impact
>On this TV is a distressed Twilight, frantically searching the office you have suddenly vanished from and calling out your name
>Discord promptly loses his shit, falling backwards into a fainting couch and staring at the scene with wicked delight
>You can't help but be amused by her tormented calls yourself
>Safe Springs is just confused, not quite knowing what to make of the situation
>Twilight scampers out of the room, and the shot cuts to the hall, where she's running around and generally causing a stir
>Multiple ponies approach her in an attempt to figure out what is wrong, but she just keeps asking vague shit like 'where did he go?'
>Holy hell why does she care so much?
>You watch her panicked escapades for several minutes before Discord's laughter suddenly ceases and he poofs the TV away, falling back on the sofa with a sigh
>"So, what have we learned today?"
>He suddenly perks up and begins puffing a comically large cigar
"What?"

>>28432198
>For a moment there is only the sound of him sucking on the stogie
>Just as you're about to ask again, he blows a massive cloud of smoke into your face
>This new body's virgin lungs can't handle the smoke and you break into a coughing fit
>"Now don't be difficult Anon, I think it's a rather simple question. What did you learn today?"
>You can hardly even inhale between your wheezing, and water starts forming in your eyes
>A pen and notebook appear in Discord's hands and he begins scribbling down god-knows-what
>"Mhmm, interesting. Why, I never thought such things could be!"
>He drops the items and takes another puff from the cigar, once more blowing its ashy cargo into your reddened face
>While you hack your guts out, he spits in his paw, shakes your hoof, and thanks you for your time
>Afterwords, he presses his hands together and smiles
>"Well, I think it's about time for bed, Anon. What say you?"
>You respond with coughing
>"Now now, no need to be crass. Sleep does the body good, after all. You should be thankful you even have a bed. Why, some people don't even have a roof to sleep under!"
>Is he making fun of you?
>Not that you could do much about it like this
>"Then it's decided. See you in the morning, Anon."

>>28432206
>He snaps his fingers and suddenly you're in a bedroom fit for a young child
>Various toys strung about
>Posters of random bands and movies with the names and titles changed to horse puns
>Standadrd furniture like a dresser, bed, desk
>All this information ascertained while you still recovered from the smokescreen
>Fuck your throat hurts
>You can't tell how long it takes for you to stop, but you know it was way too damn long
>And once you finally do, all you can think about is the bed
>Metal frame, covered in bulky cotton sheets that tingle your hooves when you reach out to touch them
>As you slip under the covers, you fall asleep so fast you barely had time to lay down proper

>>28432214
>"Speedy!"
>Groggy eyes open to reveal a familiar face merely inches away from yours
>You jump in surprise and the face seems to mistake that for preparing to scream or something, because almost instantly your mouth is covered by a scabbed, grimy, unwashed hand that smelled strongly of hot sauce and human shit
>You chuckle at the visitor's twitchiness
"Ragu? Could it be you?"
>You amuse yourself with your crummy rhyme and chuckle again
>"Shut the fuck up, man, we're in deep shit! Get your ass up an' follow me or you're a sure goner!"
>You comply with casual stumbling, not quite one with your inner cat or your inner ear at the moment
>He leads you out of a boxcar in the middle of a rail yard
"Shit, Bill, the hell is this all about?"
>"I was hearin' noises, Speed. It's bulls, come to beat the tar outta me an' crack my skull sunny side. An' you know I hate bein' called Bill, asshole."
"Because Ragu is so much better. I swear, you've got yourself the silliest moniker I ever heard of."
>You punctuate this statement with a shake of your head
>"Not at all like Speedy, eh Anon?"
>You snicker at your own hypocrisy and leave the subject
"So, what brings you into my neck of the woods this time of night?"
>You realize you don't recognize this area at all, at least not in the late evening/early morning darkness
"Or me to yours, I suppose."
>"Sh-h!"
>He shoves you to the ground, where sharp gravel rocks pierce at your delicate, exposed underbelly
>You now realize you are wearing nothing but jeans and an open suit jacket
>Bill follows you down, landing with a quiet thud and suppressed whimper
>You stand up slowly and quietly, and see nothing around that could've set Bill off
"Dammit Ragu, you're just hearing things again. You keep this shit up and I've got half a mind to tie your hands and feet and haul you to the nut factory."

>>28432223
>This time when your eyes open you are greeted by a panting, happy-looking dog
>And you're under a tree stump, covered in dirt
>What the balls
"What the balls?"
>Your voice is different
>You motion to shoo the dog away and catch sight of your hoof
>It all comes rushing back
>Holy fuck this has lasted for so long
>Which either means it's real
>Or you've lapsed into psychosis
"OH GOD!"
>And that means you might as well be dead
"OH GOD OH GOD!"
>Because Eddie's just gonna scrape out all your usable organs and sell them to hispanic gentlemen
"OH SHI-"
>Your body is wracked with pain as the pendant on your neck makes itself known
>The sudden shock serves to snap you out of your stupor and take a deep breath
>This has gotta be real, right?
>If you were mad, you'd be doing nothing but hooting and hollering all night long
>You'd talk about how the moon landing was fake and Jesus shot Kennedy
>You would take the theories about Rick Scott being an orc in disguise seriously
>You aren't crazy
>This is all just real
>Quantum vaccums and whatnot
>You've calmed down quite a bit when suddenly an orange face pops out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you
>You kick dirt in its eyes, causing it to cringe back in discomfort and skitter out of your hidey hole
>You stop to get a read on the situation, and see that it's just some cowboy pony rubbing dirt out of her eyes with the dog from earlier sitting on the ground, contented
"Uh, what's up?"
>"What in tarnation did ya go and do that for?"
"I, uh, got spooked, is all. Can't just drop in on a guy while he's trying to sleep like that, you know?"
>She clears her face and stares daggers at you
>"And just what are you doing squatting on my land while poor ol' Twi's worrying her royal head off about you?"
"What now?"

>>28432228
>"She organized search parties and everything! We combed the streets, the alleys, the woods and the fields lookin' for you, and here you are just lounging in a tree stump like everything's hunky dory!"
"I'm not following."
>She blinks for a moment and her expression softens
>"You are Speedy, right?"
>You nod
>Her brow furrows once more and she starts yapping meaningless and arbitrary bullshit about responsibility and trust
>What the fuck crawled up her ass?
"Jesus, lady, calm down now. I don't understand what the big fuss is about!"
>"Neither do I, but I trust Twilight's judgement enough to get worked up about it."
>Holy shit she just admitted to being a fucking fool
>You begin to laugh in her face
"Are you legit retarded?"
>You choke out between cackles
>Her face turns as red as the fruit on her ass and she grabs you by the ear and seats herself on the stump you had found shelter in
>Her fury only makes you laugh harder, and you can practically see the steam billowing from her ears as she bends you over her leg
>Before you realize what she is doing she whaps your rump with all the force an angry pony can call upon
>And it hurts like hell
"What the f-"
>You involuntarily flail your legs as the shock hits, but Applejack takes this as you just fidgeting from the whipping
>She smacks again and again, harder and harder each time
>When the shock wears off, you find yourself actually enjoying it
>With each spank, you only grow more aroused
>She doesn't notice your growing erection, and keeps going

>>28432233
>Your face grows red as you moan quietly, heart practically jumping out of your chest
>"O-h f-f-f..u..."
>For whatever reason, the locket doesn't activate this time
>By the time orange is sure you've learned your lesson, you cum buckets all over her lap
>She stops in the middle of another whack
>"Did you go and piss yourself?"
>Without waiting for a response, she lifts you up to get a look at the damage done
>Been too long since a nigga had a good nut
>She sets you on the ground and stares intently at the mess on her lap, shock, disgust and rage twisting her face silently into horrible, hilarious shapes
>You would laugh if you weren't so overcome with blissful relief
>Silently, she stands up and walks away, looking back at you and opening her mouth to say something once, but turns back around without uttering a sound

>>28432243
Is this story about an Anonfilly?

>>28432331
ew

More cockfish cute lewd when?

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>>28432331
>She doesn't notice your growing erection, and keeps going

gee i wonder

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>>28431244
>Oh that's right, Elone and tentacle rape is the best candidate for lewd. Considering that she was raped
Verily so, clearly you're a gentleman and scholar! I happen to agree with your point and forward it to the comity. Hear here! Let it be said, she who has been raped is best raped again!

>>28431327
>i accept this as canon. also i support cute tentacle rape.
Yes-yes, indeed! Let the gentleman's point come to a point of order! We have the business of the people to attend to: RAPE!

>>28431459
>Fuck that, Cherrywood
I know I would, fuck her high fucker low, fuck her fast fuck her slow.

But, you must admit-- is it even within PhD Anon's powers, vast as they might be, to properly tentacle rape her? Who then would step up to the challenge?

>>28431468
>I just want you to know that I read all of your comments aloud as Carl Wheezer and lost my shit.
Kek, vocooruu that, my man, I'm laughing just thinking about it.

>>28432387
>But, you must admit-- is it even within PhD Anon's powers, vast as they might be, to properly tentacle rape her? Who then would step up to the challenge?
What stops PhD from using some magical tentacles to do some lewd stuff to the bat filly? OR to design some mechanical tentacles for that explicit purpose?

>>28432386
So... Futanonfilly?

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>>28432582
obviously

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>>28432243
>>She stops in the middle of another whack
Fuck year speed, you owe me new sides

Legit sides man, that was too much. I had no idea where you were going, but damn, when you got there, kek was all that was left.

Pict related, look at what a mess all my sides are!

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And continuing the rise of Fluttershy's terror cell, BEHOLD!

Using state of the art murder simulator technology, Fluttershy has honed her skills to a razor's edge!

It's become increasingly difficult for Rainbow Dash, the chief of police, to cover for her malicious friend.

There's only so many times where Rinabow can call the troops in to tear gas everyone when Flutters delivers yet another 'solution' in wide daylight.

Trixie is keeping on the ball though, with those convictions to silent the louder witnesses.

Shoot though, Pinkie got away....

>>28432702
Now make her play Ninja Gaiden 2 for the NES

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>>28432652
aw shucks hon, it wasn't nothing but a projection of my own desire to be disciplined by the Orange one

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>>28432387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e3O9yvJqRb

From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry for this.

Here are the comments I read.
>>28431244
>>28431192
>>28431327
>>28431354
>>28431448
>>28431459

First time voicefagging and only today I got a hold of Carl's voice, also he's several octaves above my speaking voice, also excuses and more excuses.
Please be gentle.

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>>28432386
>speed weed
as in pic related?

>>28432982
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e3O9yvJqRb
Are you a black lady or Adam Sandler?

>>28433003
I said I was sorry.

>>28432982
Oh shit, Gumball is Adam Sandler!

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>>28432993
:^)

>>28433014
Not as utterly and completely talented as that piece of shit.

>>28432982
Yeah, voice is too harsh and I'm lacking some nasality, also sounds like I was afraid to go a bit deeper as him, so I need to work on comfortable range in that voice. Among many other things. But a random anon told me to do something, and you know I just gotta, so...

>>28433043
Oh I am so going to redo that once I improve.

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>>28433082
Please do.

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>>28433090
T-that wasn't gentle at all...

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>>28433019
Do you create content?
I ain't even mad even if you're a namefag

>>28433008
As long as you don't make Jack and Jill 2 then you're okay

i cant believe it

i cant believe gumball is fucking dead

>>28433126
Only dead inside m8.

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>>28433100
http://pastebin.com/u/manofass

this is mine

>>28433133
Like everyone here

>>28433097
Nah man I meant that I was looking forward to you improving and trying again.

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>>28432978
>it wasn't nothing but a projection
Why, that just makes it even better.

>>28432982
>From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry for this.
Now son, there's a time and place to be sorry, but that time isn't when you've gone and murdered the fuck out of my sides.

So, even with my mighty hangover. I continued to expand the chapter, so I will ask you folks. Will you have the patience to wait for me to post the end of the chapter tomorrow? I promise that I still have one surprise left.

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>>28433141
But your name is speed weed not manofass

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>>28433179
its a mystery

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>>28432924
>Now make her play Ninja Gaiden 2 for the NES

As fluttershy's hard training on the NES was completed, so too emerged the final form of her now Equestria-wide eco-terror crime syndicate.

Rainbow dash could only wonder where everything went wrong. Things were so much more simple before Flim and Flam. Before the kind and gentle Fltuters emerging like a bald faced hornet from an unassuming little grub she once was content to be.

They call her tuskinomo ga urashi, whatever that means; fucking neighonjins.

Rainbow stubs out her cigar and cracks open the hard cider.

>>28433198
10/10

>Almost every other writter references Erf, Elo and Coffee's stories and Anons, or any of the other stories.
>Erf and Elo just keep referencing each other and throwing jabs.

This certainly feels like the MCU.

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Hey Elo...

>>28433702
This means that this cute Griffon is too stupid to understand trigonometric identities. The answer is actually
Sin x = Sin (-x)

There's not a fucking y variable in that little function. So there's no way that you can get a =y result and even if there was, it would be something like.

Sin (x + y) = Sin x Cos y + Cos x Sin y

>>28433861
Forgot my trip. But again, this only proves that Equestria is incredibly retarded when it comes to anything related to math

>>28433861
>This means that this cute Griffon is too stupid to understand trigonometric identities. The answer is actually Sin x = Sin (-x)
>answer
>graphic a trigonometric equation

Even more wrong than she was. All she did was write the equation of the graph on the board, and EVEN then, she got it fucking wrong. It's y = -cos x, not sin x

>>28433936
I haven't watched the episode but saw the full pic. The function she's fucking graphing was -cos x. That fucking griffon is a retard

So I decided to split the update into two. Here's the pastebin link for yesterday update
Chapter name: Radio Cherrywood
http://pastebin.com/P5TpuJWz

>>28427882
>with everything said and done. Everyone got into the car to head to Celestia's.
>Rainbow Dash was leaning forward, growling silently and muttering that she was going to have to pay extra to get new sirens made out of her own pocket.
>Twilight felt stupid that she had put away the Daring Do into her safe slot under her desk. Because She was trying so hard not to tell Pinkie to shut up as Pinkie tells her EVERYTHING about herself. Twilight was just smiling awkwardly, and nodding. She actually wanted to question her about her senses. But Pinkie just wouldn't stop. Twilight was doing her best to be a friend.
>Oh please...don't let this go wrong. It was already getting late.
>Rainbow Dash stops by the house, the tower's pole with the sun at the top giving off a slight glow from the moonlight piercing the industrial air.
>"This is the place, right?" Rainbow Dash asks.
"Yeah, this is it."
>You step out first, Rainbow Dash being stopped short as Pinkie Pie opens her door and steps out. Taking a deep breath of air, and then coughing. "ogh, ohhh. I forgot, the air isn't too nice." Pinkie stepped aside as she rubbed her own throat. Letting Twilight out.
>Twilight steps out and looks towards the house. "Celestia....I'm actually going to meet her." She was internally hoping the stories of her going insane weren't true. This was a dream come true for her. A dream she had avoided due to the feeling of not being worthy and the worry that Celestia would not be the same one she wanted to meet, mentally speaking.
>Rainbow Dash just grumbled as she waited for them to step aside so she could get off of her seat. She hated the fact that even making some minor adjustments that Pinkie could still open the door.
>As she stepped out and closed the door. The siren lights came completely off the top and smacked into her side mirror. Cracking it. "OHHH COME ON!"

>>28434537
>You look back after hearing the cracking noise. and move over to the angry mare to look at the mirror. Poor Rainbow Dash. It was like the karma of the RD you knew was biting her ass instead.
"Hey Rainbow Dash, it's alright...look."
>You take out a few sets of bits and put them next to her.
"Here, this should pay for everything, I think"
>"awww Anon." Rainbow Dash pulls her cap down, to hide her soft eyes and embarrassed face "It's cool. You don't have to do that. If you give me too much anyway it might go down in value"
"Are you sure?"
>Awwww....you'd give her a hug after looking so cute. But you didn't want to break her tough bravado.
>"I'm-"
>And right as she speaks. the side mirror comes off completely, lands on the ground, and cracks in a few spots.
>"Just going to take these and use them for later..." Rainbow Dash raises her hat and takes the bits. letting out an absolutely defeated and nervous chuckle.
>Christ. W-well, at least she had the money to repair it.
>"Ok...it's fine." Rainbow Dash took a few small breaths "If anything, I can take out my anger on some criminal scum when I get back. That should be fine. heh"
>Y-yeah, that seemed legal.
"Sure"
>you let out a sheepish titter
"But um, remember. We still need to do this thing. There's gonna be some good food."
>"I sure hope so, because I'm as hungry as I am angry. And boy, am I angry."

>>28434588
>Hopefully the food would calm her.
>When you looked back. Twilight was already at the door. Pinkie was sitting in place. Practicing her "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! what's your name" Greeting.
>You walk up to her, and was going to ask her why she was saying that. But then you remembered you never mentioned Sunset Shimmer. So for the sake of Pinkie being friendly with that greeting. You'd leave her alone.
>Twilight was raising her hoof already, hesitating to knock. Rainbow Dash steps past you, gathering optimism the best she could. She was already in a sour mood due to her car.
>Pinkie swoops up right next to Twilight, and knocks on the door.
>It takes a moment. But Sunset starts speaking from behind the door. "Who is it?"
>"Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie says immediately upon Sunset ending her sentence.
>"Pinkie Pie?..Erm, Anon are you there?" Sunset asks
"Yup, Can we come in?"
>Oh man...here it comes.
>Sunset unlocks the door, and opens it. "Yeah and....woah" Sunset was caught offguard by the fact you managed to bring three ponies over. "Are you all with Anon?"
>"Yuppity yup yup yup! I'm the pony who answered the door first! And now it's your turn to say your name! And then we can hug!...wait! NAHHHH!" Pinkie darts over to her and hugs her "I'll hug you anyway!"
>Sunset felt this was incredibly awkward already, she reaches her hoof back and pats Pinkie on the back very slowly. Creeped out by her sudden hug. "I-I'm Sunset Shimmer, and erm..Hi? Welcome to Princess Celestia's"
>"Princess? I thought she wasn't one anymore." Rainbow Dash said as she stepped inside and looked around "Yeesh...what a dump."
>..oh wait....there was the cuntyness you knew her for.

>>28434729
>"Excuse me?" Sunset pulls away from Pinkie and confronts Rainbow Dash "She was still YOUR princess at one point. And she was the best ruler Equestria ever had" Sunset started poking at her chest very very hard "Are you going to tell me those two morons are better than her?! Huh? Because Princess Celestia would never let the forests or grasslands become wastelands! Or let the air get so polluted! tch, why did you even come here if you were just going to be a jerk!"
>Rainbow Dash stepped back, she motioned with her hooves that she didn't want any trouble. She even looked genuinely sorry. "Hey! Relax! sheesh, I didn't say all that. I was just making some comments. Sorry. I didn't mean nothing by it you know. I just thought it sounded weird."
>You rushed up to Sunset and rubbed her side.
"Sunset, Sunset, it's ok. She's here to join us for dinner. She's kinda been having a bad night. But she didn't mean anything by it. I swear."
>Defending Rainbow Dash...wew...
>But it was true. She wasn't having the best of nights.
>"Fine...But watch your tone ok?" Sunset pulls away her hoof from RD's chest "Princess Celestia is sensitive, it's easy to upset her. So please, watch what you say."
>"Ok ok, I promise. I didn't know"
>Twilight looks past into the next room. And notices a young mare putting down some food on a table. The table itself had a shitton of food on it. Everything from Fruit salads, cooked Hay with dressing, Mashed potatoes, bread rolls, Rice and beans, desserts everywhere. Even a flipping punch bowl. There was a small chocoloate statue, and corn on the cob, sandwichs, Pizza...Pizza?...sure ok. tacos...and...burritos...nachos...casseroles. Holy shit....and many many more. how the fuck was everybody supposed to eat all this?

>>28434823
>"Woah..." Rainbow Dash noticed as she licked her lips "Now THAT'S a spread. Trust me Sunset..." Rainbow Dash walks past her, mesmerized by the food. "I ain't gonna complain about any of this. oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm so gonna have some of that hay lasagna! And some pizza! and cake! And OHHHHHHH...THAT PUNCH BOWL IS FILLED WITH CIDER!OHHH YEAAAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Rainbow Dash says as she walks into the dining room and eyes all the food. "I can't waiiiiitttt to start eating"
>Pinkie Pie however, walks up to "Nymous", who was setting some food on the table. She recognized her, and Nymous didn't seem to please to see her again.
>Sunset looks to you, surprised. "How did you do it? I didn't think you'd be able to get this many ponies to show up at all"
>...ohhh, she was impressed. That filled your ego some. It made you smirk.
"Well, it's just the fact that I've had some help and tips on making friends from my friends back in my world. In fact, you could say that me knowing the elements of harmony inside and out really helped me make friends with these three ponies."
>Sunset realized exactly what you meant immediately. She was faster to catch on than most of the ponies you speak to. Then again, she has threaded through the human world, having to outsmart everyone there. "These...are the elements of harmony? Isn't there supposed to be six?"
>You nod, and put on a more serious expression.
"Yeah, but this was the best I could do. Twilight there, the purple one. She was the pupil after you. She became the Element of magic and then later on the Princess of Friendship. But here, she's just a hotel clerk who doesn't really care for friendship."
>Sunset takes a look back at Twilight, who was looking over all of the stuff from the castle.
>"That's pretty heavy. Princess of friendship huh? Does she become an alicorn or something?"
>You nod again
"Yeah, making her alicorn number four."

>>28434986
>"Four?! who's the third?! The pink mare over there?I didn't even think there could be more than two!"
"Well there can, Twilight's sister in law is the third. She got married to her brother. I doubt there will ever be a fifth one though."
>"I'm just surprised there's more than two. But" Sunset sighs, she was suddenly feeling a feeling that she was replaced after she left. She knew it was a selfish feeling given her reasons for leaving was selfish. But after spending her time with Celestia for so long, it gave her a sense of odd abandonment.She knew she shouldn't be feeling it, because if anything. It meant Twilight took care of not only Celestia, but all of Equestria, and must have even fulfilled the prophecy of Nightmare Moon. Which also meant, that at some point, her own plan to steal the crown must have happened at some point. And knowing that, it hurt even worse. "...it hurts when I think about it. If everything went the way I think it did. It means I was no better than the kings and tried to get absolute power for myself...." Sunset then looked over to you, she was wondering something now. Something that was bothering her. "Anon, you seem to know what was what. You knew about me, so let me ask. What happened to me? Do you know?"
>You did, you did watch the first two movies. Never got a chance to watch the third however. You couldn't tell why she asked though.
"I do, why do you wanna know?"
>"I just do, I want to know what happens to me. Do I succeed? Do I get my butt beat?.....do I lose everything?"
>Oh....she was worried if she just became an outright monster. Well, she did. She became a fucking demon. But, you'd say she gained more than she lost. So you give her a warm smile, you wanted her to know the news was good.
"You nearly succeeded in taking over Equestria, but Twilight hopped through the mirror after you. And fixed a lot of the problems you caused. and then with the help of the five friends whose lives you ruined, they stop you"

>>28435038
>Sunset found those words and your smile very unsettling. "W-why are you smiling like that? That doesn't sound good to me." Sunset looks down in shame "It just means that if I didn't feel guilty about Celestia, that I really did become a monster."
>You shake your head, and continue to smile
"Nope, because after that. You became friends with those five humans. You became a much better person. you laughed, you cried, you got to go to a sleepover. And then you flippin come in at the final moments and beat these three sirens into submission. It was kind of cool actually"
>"So..everything is ok?" Sunset started to feel relief, she didn't know she could be redeemed like that after what she would have caused if everything went right. "Then I guess, no matter what happened. I managed to do right for eve....wait a second, SIRENS?! THERE'S SIRENS ON EARTH?!" And now she was surprised and distraught
>You cringe, just realizing that due to her current predicament that you shouldn't have said that.
"......ummmm, yes?"
>"...oh no, and how did that happen?"
>You explain it to her, leaving out a few details. and also explain that without magic entering the world. They were pretty damn powerless.
>"I wish there was still something I can do. I know them being there is Starswirl's fault. But they shouldn't be there at all. Do you really think it's ok just to leave them there?"

>>28435073
"It'll be fine, they are pathetic without a powerful source to drain from. It'll be fine....actually"
>You were actually surprised by Sunset not noticing something.
"Sunset, you don't notice anything about Pinkie and Rainbow Dash?"
>Sunset looks back at them, Dash was drooling at this point, being as patient as she can as Chrysalis looked like she wanted to kill herself from Pinkie's ramblings. But she didn't notice anything. "What, am I supposed to?"
>hrn, did she remember much about the five friends whose lives she ruined?
"Well, remember those five friends...where...ya know...Anyway, can you remember their names?"
>"I think...they were Rarity,Fluttershy...umnnn,Applejack. And then there was.....noooo" Sunset's eyes went wide. "It's...Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. It's...This world's Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie?! I remember their names, and...they are practically the same as their human selves. Except Rainbow Dash didn't have a thing for cop costumes. She doesn't whip stallions does she?"
>You couldn't help but snicker at that, Rainbow Dash? Some cop clad dominatrix? Weird she'd even mention anything close to that. But funny just the same.
"No, she's the actual chief of police back in Flimsville and Flamsville. But yeah, those are them. And they are also elements of harmony. Which should be super good. Because-"
>Sunset cuts you off, again. coming to the same conclusion you did.

>>28435122
>"Because of Princess Celestia's visions, right? Anon, you're a genius! if Princess Celestia sees them. It might show her that there's still hope. She might actually..." Sunset stops as tears flow from her eyes. She just sits back and grabs you. Hugging you as she sniffed and whimpered. :You've done so much Anon. When we had to keep making more and more food. I almost thought you weren't coming back. But to come back with the elements...I really had forgotten, Just like Princess Celestia, that there was good ponies in this world...or any world really." She slowly stopped hugging you, and turned towards the dining room. "Come on....let's go help Princess Celestia make new friends"

>>28435199
Now this is nice.

>>28434823
Holy shit Sunsetm calm down!

>>28435038
>I doubt there will be a fifth though
Ha... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Where the fuck is everyone? Anyways as much as I hate thos apathetic fucks I have to say

>>28435199
While not really much has happened since they released Pinkie other than getting Twilight. It has been a fun ride. I just kinda wish that Sunset didn't feel like such a phony element

>>28437167
I wish that he used Sunset a little more though. I understand why she stayed behind, and there's still some story left. But so far, Sunset hasn't really do anything

>>28434588
>>"I sure hope so, because I'm as hungry as I am angry. And boy, am I angry."
kek

>>28435199
Shocking, he's actually competent for once.

I'm sure that'll change at some point and he'll fuck everything and have to be saved from himself.

>>28437910
Pinkie did mostvof the job tho

>>28437828
she's ultimately a side character in this. going too indepth would bog the story down. But even then. she'll still have a use

>>28437167
It's episode day, homie. It's always been like this.

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>>28435122
>Except Rainbow Dash didn't have a thing for cop costumes. She doesn't whip stallions does she?"
Little does sunset know for years now Dash has been using rather unusual coping mechanisms for dealing with the unceasing guilt in knowing the truth about her dear friend, Flutershy.

Long since having given up trying to reason with Fluttershy-- lost to a world of the eco terrorist ninja mastermind life style--Rainbow abandoned herself to electroshock therapy.

That is, giving therapy. No criminal was safe when the mood struck her. Besides, it was all for Flutershy, Rainbow told herself as she raised the voltage by 20%.

>>28438336
This fucking week has been slow as all fuck

Can I interest you folks with an update?

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>>28438352

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>>28439316
As rainbow took a seat offered to her by Mr Hansen, his piercing eyes penetrated her to such a depth she already knew the water was hot, the kettle was on, and out of the frying pan she was.

> "T-this is about... f-flu--"
Rainbow starts, but a quick snap of Mr. Hansens fingers and a flourish of his other hand showing

DUN DUN-DUN, high corruption and electroshock therapy evidence.

And rainbow breaths a sigh of relief.
> "FLU Oh yes, about the flu the, flutes and ha-ha--hah... hah.... hah"

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>>28439583
What did I just read?

>>28439285
No, fuck off

>>28439285
Ignore>>28439720
Post it

>>28439285
You're not Erf. No one cares.

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>>28439703
>What did I just read?
Just then, robo vinyl walked in demanding to know what the fuck was going on between her main squeeze Chris and Rainbow.

Rainbow cringes vigorously as Robo Vinyal claims Chris with a swift throw of herself into his arms.

The lewd cuddles intensfy between the robo-pone and Mr. Hansen.

>>28439285
And Elo, I'll just keep doing this until you DO post. Mu-wahahahaha

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>>28440096
With years of practice as Police Chief, rainbow dash quickly arrests the robo-pone for her lewd behavior
> "In the name of Flim and Flam I arrest you for these acts of lewd cuddling!"

Mr. Hanson now distracted, drops his evidence of Rainbow Dash's extreme corruption.

With years of practice as Police Chief, rainbow dash quickly gathers the evidence of her electroshock therapy sessions while snickering.
> "Now the tables have turned, Mr. Hansen! With your minion in police custody, the evidence in my hoof-- what ya gunna do, punk? Make my day or what?"

“The point I wanted to make is this: Thank you Discord, this is a far better life than I could have ever hoped for. I have the best mothers in the entire universe, probably in ANY universe, I have an adorable little bat that adores me… and I adore her too. All of my former possessions, fame and money, simply cannot compare to what I have here. And I owe this life to you, so yeah. I think that I’m grateful for having you too”
>Discord crosses his arms and looks away, you notice a soft smile on his face “Yeah… you are welcome I guess. But remember that I just did it because I made a deal with your mothers, so don’t get any weird ideas”
>You close your eyes and shake your head, chuckling about his way to say “you are welcome”
“Very well, I’ll keep that in mind, but enough of getting all sentimental. We have been keeping Cherrywood waiting for far too long. Let’s finish the “test” that you proposed, so she can see the power of radio communications.”
>You levitate the radio to where you were sitting. You push the button and talk to the walkie-talkie
“Hey Cherrywood, keep you waiting, huh? We had some issues with Discord’s teleportation going haywire. But we are back online… err I mean… can you hear me?”
>*bzzzzzt*
>”Anon, do you have a minute? It’s important” Discord taps your shoulder, but you shrug him off. The fact that she didn’t answer was more worrying.
“Why she didn’t respond?”
>You push the button again, and speak louder this time
“Cherrywood, are you there? Answer me, please!”
>*bzzzzzzzzt*
>Once more, there was no answer. You push the button again. And at the exact moment that you do that, all the equipment on your lab starts to go haywire.
“Discord? What is going on? All the stuff here is going insane!
>”I don’t know!” Discord was looking as worried as you, so if he didn’t do it, then who?

>>28440271
>But more than anything, you were worried about Cherrywood. What if she was at the epicenter of whatever was happening?
“Cherrywood! Listen to me, please! You need to get out of there! Go to my room or to Luna’s study! But you have to get out of there or-“
>*kzzzztzztttztzzzzzzzzzzzt*
>Some horrible distortion comes from the radio, making you more nervous. You hold the radio closer and start yelling, desperation was getting the better of you.
“Cherrywood! Cherrywood! Please!”
>But the radio was dead. You hop from the chair and turn to Discord
“YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON! I KNOW THAT YOU MUST AT LEAST HAVE AN IDEA!”
>” I just know that I can feel some chaos that suddenly popped in! And is not MY chaos! I mean, is really similar, but it definitely lacks the class and elegance of my chaos magic… but is a very powerful one… almost as if… hrnnnn” Discord strokes his white beard, thinking about something
“Almost as what? Tell me!”
>Discord doesn’t respond, which in turn makes you groan in frustration.
“Forget it! I can’t waste more time, Cherrywood might be in danger, and I won’t let anything bad to happen to her!”
>You run towards where the cabinet that Discord brought from the security post. You force it to open with your magic and take a pistol holster that was holding a taser gun. Thanks to your size, it was easy to use the pistol holder as some sort of bag pack by attaching the belt to your body.
>”Anon, wait!” Discord protest, but it was too late. You focus your mind on the throne room, not caring about what distance it might take. You feel your magic flowing across your body and…
>You actually teleported into the throne room without crashing into a wall this time. The taser gun and radio were with you too
“Ha… HAHA! I teleported without any complication! Take that, new body! I can now teleport at will!”

>>28440365
>You take a look, and see a strange looking window floating on a corner of the throne room. And you also see a broken stained glass
“Oh no…”
>Fearing the worse, you run towards the stained glass. Seems like the throne room was in a really high floor of the castle, oh good, please let everything be okay! You look down and see a small garden with a fountain on it. And lying at the side of said fountain was…
“Cherrywood!”
>You yell but there was no response. You start to fear that the worse has happened. With some difficulty thanks to your own mind coming up with terrible scenarios, you focus on that garden and manage to teleport there.
>As soon as you were sure that you teleported to the right place, you run to where you saw Cherrywood was lying. You felt your heart coming to halt when you see her lying there, eyes closed.
>Thankfully, she was alive. You can see her breathing, thank god that she was just unconscious. You come closer and see a big bruise on her forehead. You gently hold her and call her name.
“Cherrywood… sweetie, wake up please. It’s me, Anon!”
>Initially there was no response, but you try a few more times. Gently shaking her and calling her name, so she would woke up. And your efforts seem to succeed after a few tries.
>”Mnnnng…. Owww… my head” Still with her eyes closed, Cherrywood rubs the bruise that she had, but that only manages to make her flinch from the pain.
“Shhhhh, don’t touch it”
>You remove her hooves and hold her closer to you. Your breathing was coming back to normal now that you knew that she was sort of alright.
>”A-Anon? Is that really you? I-I thought that…. That….” You see some tears forming on the corner of her eyes.
>You sigh in relief and give her a little kiss on her bruise.
“Yes, it’s me, your Anon. How did you call me when you were talking with Discord? Oh that’s right! I’m your Anonny. Everything will be alright Cherrywood, but I need to know what happened”

>>28440638
I saw your mistake, deleting it wont make a difference

>>28440638
>Cherrywood slowly opens her eyes and at first she doesn’t say anything. She caresses your face with her hooves, stroking your mane, taking away your glasses.
> And then she just hugs you and starts crying ”It is you! It’s you It’s you It’s you It’s you It’s you! Oh thank Celestia! I was so worried about you! I-I thought that the dumb looking changeling foalnapped you! A-and that I would never see you again!” she continues to nuzzle, burying her face on your chest.
>You can feel your fur getting wet from her tears. You pull her closer in a tight hug. As tender as this moment might be, and as thankful as you were that she was okay. You had to ask about what happened, what she meant about a changeling.
“Cherrywod”
>You break the hug and look her directly in the eye.
“I need you to tell me exactly what events transpired and how they happened. And please, don’t hold back anything. I will trust whatever you say, alright? After all, there’s this window floating on a corner of the throne room, the broken stained glass, that big bruise on your forehead, and the massive static that the radios kept getting.”
>Cherrywood takes a deep breath and hugs you once more ”Well, after you went to Ponyville with Discord, I waited for you to speak on the mambrie-trandy. And then, a colt that kinda looked like you, but much, much, muuuuuuuch uglier and dumb looking appeared out of nowhere. He said that his name was Anon, but he kept acting all weird. Then I got your call on the mumbry-coldie and I knew that the dumb looking colt wasn’t you… it couldn’t be you…. He was just… too dumb in how he talked and his looks were all dopey”
>You let out a small laugh and hug her a little tighter, making sure to not hurt her.
>”So I knew that he must have been a changeling” Cherrywood pauses for a moment to think about something “D-do you know what a changeling is?”
>You shake your head to which she replies with a surprised “Oh, then I will tell you what those nasty bugs are!”

>>28440755
>”You see, they are disgusting bug-like ponies that can shape shift into anything they wish. And they are evil, like super-duper evil. They only think on conquer other kingdoms so they can feed on love. So I though… I thought that they foalnapped you. I told him to tell me where you were… and we got into a fight… “ Cherrywood flies towards where her mechanical hands were lying on the ground, she picks them up and stares at them for a moment before finally resuming her tale
>”Then he cheated when he accidentally pulled me with a cheap grappling hook. And I think that this one was especially dumb, because his head was thick. Like really, really thick… I lost when he gave me a head butt… but I think that after that, he… he …oh no… oh no…” Cherrywood scrunches her muzzle and makes a disgusted expression “Why do I have this taste in my mouth? It’s like rotten chips and soda… Ewwwww!”
>Her eyes open wide as she gasps, like if she had a sudden and terrible realization. Not wasting any time, she quickly flies to the fountain and starts drinking the water and then spit it “Ahhhhhhhhh! This awful taste won’t go away! Aaaahhhhhhh!”
“Cherrywood? What is wrong?”
>Cherrywood turns to you and panics even harder, she grabs a bunch of dirt with her hoof and eats it, only to immediately spit it out “Blergh! Not even dirt will make the taste of that changeling kiss go away! Aaaaaaah!”
>What?! You run to your little bat and grab her. You felt an immense anger rising inside you
“Kiss?! What do you mean with that?! What did that changeling do to you?!”
>”I think… I think…” Cherrywood starts sniffling, then sobbing “After I lost the fight against that dumb bug, the ugly jerk gave me a disgusting kiss! I-I’m sorry Anon! Please don’t be mad at me. Please!”

>>28440792
The kiss was much funnier on Erf's side.
Now I'm getting a rape feel from this.

>>28440851
what did i tell ya. dirty mexican turned a comedy moment into rape.

>>28440792
>So what you can deduce is that a changeling got into the castle, taking the shape of what he thought was you. Cherrywood saw through his disguise and immediately picked a fight with the creature. She lost and the creature knocked her out unconscious. Then that thing… kissed her. And she blames herself for that… she blames herself about what this disgusting asshole did…. No, this won’t stand… you can’t let it go that easily.
>You grab Cherrywood by the shoulders and plant a long kiss on her lips. After breaking the kiss, you look at her directly in the eye “Don’t be a silly filly. I can’t get mad at you for something that WASN’T your fault. Far from it, you tried to protect the ones that you love. And believe me Cherrywood, I admire you a great deal for doing that. But now I have to ask you to step aside, go to my room and wait for me there, alright?
>Cherrywood’s face was now redder than a rose. She slowly nods “O-Okay… but what are you going to do?
>You adjust the belt and the pistol holder, making sure that the taser gun was held firmly on place. You look at the broken stained glass and reply
“That little imbecile thinks that he got away for what he did to you, and now he probably must scheming another plan. Well, he’s going to learn a lesson, the hard way. No one makes you cry and gets away with it, No one!”
>The little bat filly looks at you with concern “Anon, how are you going to do that?! What if he uses his thick head against you?”
>You let out a cocky chuckle and point at the gun that you were carrying on your back
“See this? This is a weapon from my wo… old home. Believe me. I will deliver a shocking surprise to that little insect”
>Cherrywood was still unsure about this ”I just don’t want you to get hurt. I don’t want to think that my best friend and my coltfriend will get hurt because of me…”

>>28440877
>”Relax, I have this thing and my magic. I will also ask Discord for help. And if I’m sure that I can’t win, then I will just retreat. If that happens then we tell our moms, so we can bring the anger of the Sun and the Moon upon these bugs”
>”O-okay… just…” Cherrywood gives you one last hug “Promise me that you will take care, alright?”
>You return the hug and nuzzle your muzzle on her mane
“I swear that nothing bad will happen to me. But I just want to make sure that you are safe too, alright?”
>Cherrywood nods. She gives you a last kiss and with that, she goes to your room. After you were sure that she was gone, you focus on the throne room and successfully teleport there.
>And as soon as you get there, you are received by Discord, who was inspecting the window very closely “So, how was your marefriend? Good I hope, because I actually liked her quite a lot. But now that you had your little moment of romance why don’t you come here so I can tell you how this whole deal is going to roll out?”
>You smile and walks towards Discord. Seems like he listened to everything, and it also looked like he was willing to help.
“Okay, Discord, how are we going to tackle this situation? Are you going to blow him up? Because if so, then I just have to ask you the favor to let me crush the bug first”
>Discord shakes his head and snaps his talons. He takes away your little glasses “I will be holding this portal open. Its pure chaos magic after all, nopony else but me can do it.” Discord snaps his talons once more, making your glasses shine for a moment before reappearing on your face “Your glasses are now enchanted with my magic, they will let you see any changeling disguise, no matter what kind of shady stuff they are using to hide themselves. Don’t get to happy though. This will last for just a day”

>>28440893
>Oh fuck, that was right. Cherrywood mentioned that they can shape shift. Well, thank god that Discord thought about that.
>”Of course, my help won’t come for free” Discord gives you a cocky smirk “I will tell you the price AFTER you come back, but don’t worry, I’m sure that you will like what I have in mind for you. But I’m also doing it for other reasons….”
>You raise an eyebrow. Maybe you shouldn’t test your luck. But curiosity was getting the best of you.
“And what are those reasons? Listen, the fact that this window was created by pure chaos, is already suspicious. So please tell me everything Discord. After what we just went through, and the help that you are offering me, I really, REALLY don’t want to think that you have something to do with this. I don’t want to suspect that a friend of mine has tried something to hurt me or my loved ones”
>Discord rolls his eyes and focus on the window once more “You are sounding like your mother… Celestia, I mean. And let me tell you something, my little prince: it’s starting to get on my nerves, I can tolerate just so much of righteous and harmony, you know? And I have enough with Twilight and the friendsip brigade pestering me every single day about what I’m up to. Then your mother… I mean, Celestia is always putting some preassure on me so I do something good for somepony else. I don’t need nor want to hear that kind of goodie two shoes junk from you too ”
>There are a few moments of silence before Discord finally gives in “But if you REALLY want to know, I suppose that I can tell you. But is only because below all of that harmony, I can sense a delicious sense of chaos within you… so whatever, this window as I said is made of chaos magic, similar to my own. But it’s not actually my own… Do you know where I am going with this?”
>Oh fuck no, he can’t possibly mean
“You mean that it was made by another draconequus? I thought that you were the only one!”

>>28440926
>”Close… really close, but nooope, you are wrong again my little prince” Discord strokes his white beard, looking with anger at the window “This is a portal that connects to parallel dimension, complete with a parallel version of me. And while I’m sure that he’s a handsome, intelligent and chaotic fellow, just like yours truly…. He should have known better as to not mess with another draconequus’ turf”
>So, this changeling came from another dimension. One with its own Discord and Anon. He took the shape of that world’s Anon and tried to sneak into this one. There were other questions in your head, but for now, let’s tackle the ones that could actually get some answers
“And what are the other reasons?”
>Discord closes his eyes and chuckles “You are not the only one who got angry about what happened to that little filly… and let’s just leave it like that. Any other question that is related to that and I will turn you into a parasprite, understand?”
>You laugh at his threat. Well, at least you know that he can care about others as long as they show him a hint of unconditional friendship, like the one that Cherrywood has.
“Very well Discord, I don’t know what a parasprite is, but I won’t ask anything else. Now if you excuse me, I have to deal with a bug problem. I’m going to fuck his shit up so hard, that he will be scared of his own shadow!”
>”Eh, that’s too edgy for my tastes, and remember what I’ve told you about cursing! You don’t want a make-out session with soapy the soap box, do you?”
>You let out a groan but don’t say anything. That would be pushing your luck TOO much. You step in front of the window, prepared to take on anything that this other dimension can throw at you…
>You are going to show the changelings what happens when they mess with the wrong people… err, ponies.

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>>28440868
>dirty mexican turned a comedy moment into rape.
Pfft-wahaha!

We have Cookie to thank for showing us tentacle rape can be cute, and Elo for showing us a mere smooch can be rapine.

Verily, Elo, the SJW rises within you! Give not into fear! Though the intersectional social deconstructionist side might herald such powers to sate even your most under privileged desires, the cost is great. Great indeed. Yes, great it is.

And I do say, Elone is yet one more notch lewd-able, due to Cherry's fumble.

Elone wouldn't freak out from a mere kiss, she's made of sterner stuff-- stuff for tentacles!

>>28440926
>Erf's version was fun and cute
>Elo's version is serious and may end badly.

Shit, this is intense.

>>28440943
>”Just get on with it already!” Discord finally loses his patience and throws you at the window “And you better give me a good show! Because I’ll be watching you, Anon”
“Disssscooooooooord!”
>You yell before falling flat on your face on what it seemed… an apple farm?
“Son of a… that hurt… ugh….but why in the world did he send me to this place?”
>You expected to be thrown into a different version of Discord’s pocket dimension. But instead it looked like it was a simple apple plantation. With the only outstanding thing being a little tree house that wasn’t too far away from your position.
>Well, it’s not like you have any other place nearby that you could go. And you didn’t know where you were, so the best route of action at this moment was to knock on the door and hope that someone would answer.
>You walk towards the little tree house and knock on the door. But you get no answer, you knock again… shit, seems like nobody is here. Now what? You didn’t where the fuck this place was, and since this is another dimension, the no one must know who the fuck you were.
>While you were lost in thought, you feel something touching your front leg, and a high pitched voice accompanied that gave you some hope for gathering info for your mission ”Anon, you are here again! Even when you said that you had something else to do, you came back! Does that mean that you have come to fight me to the death?”
>You look at every direction, looking for the source of that voice. You finally look down and see an adorable little puppy standing in front of you. And right on cue, you can see the words “Don’t be dumb, this is a changeling” being displayed above the little dog.
>It seems that Discord’s magic glasses detected the little disguise that this asshole was using. And these are shape shifters after all, so it doesn’t really surprise you that they can morph into cute, little animals. You raise an eyebrow and keep your composure.

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“Did you just talk to me?”
>The puppy eagerly nods “Of course I was talking to you Anon! Who else would I be talking to? Oooooh wait” The puppy looks closely at you and then starts swinging his tail “You are using the horn! Does that mean that we are finally going to fight?”
>Well, it would be useless to ask him if he knew this world’s Anon. It also seemed that he had a quarrel with him, since this little cunt was so eager to kill this other Anon. Well, time to make the alternate you a little favor
>”Hey, what’s up with the glasses and that maneeee AAAAAAAAAAAA!” Using your magic, you sent the changeling in disguise flying into a nearby tree. He collides with it pretty hard, even leaving a mark on the tree
>The changeling lets out a small yelp and falls to the ground. You chuckle and walks towards him
“Well my little friend. I’m not gonna lie, that was much, much easier than I thought. But consider this a lesson on… what?”
>The puppy gets up faster, shrugging the hit. He turns to you with a frown on his face “Hey! That’s not fair! I wasn’t ready!” The puppy shakes and gives you a big smile “But it doesn’t matter, because that means that we are going to fight… to the death! Yaaaaay!”
>You raise an eyebrow and using your magic, ready the taser gun
“You seem awfully cheerful about something that might end up getting you killed. But don’t worry I just came here to punish you, not to… WHAT!”
>With an amazing speed that felt like it was impossible for a little dog speed, the little changeling charges at you. Despite showing his little fangs, he was smiling from ear to ear “For the Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!”
>You shoot the taser gun at the little fucker, but he easily dodges it with ease.
“Oh no, oh no, oh no…. wait that’s right!”
>You have fucking magic to protect yourself. You teleport away before the little fucker gets to you.

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>The little puppy makes a perfect land. He quickly turns around and restarts his charge “You can’t run forever, Anon! We are fighting to the deaaaaath!”
>You manage to dodge every single blow that the little puppy was trying to deliver by teleporting away. But you also realize that you have basically every single advantage. This guy didn’t look pretty smart, and well, while fast and resistant, you were sure that he was no match for you.
>You wait for another charge, but instead of teleporting, you cast a shield spell.
>The puppy bounces off and falls on his back, but again, he gets up very quickly “Not fair! You are just using lame defenses! But I don’t care. It will take more than a dumb bubble from preventing me to recover my Queen’s honor!”
>The changeling starts tackling your shield time and time again, and while you didn’t have much problem from holding his attacks, you certainly won’t be able to sustain this spell forever.
>While the little fucker continues his weak attacks, you take this chance to reload the taser gun… oh shit, you only had one more charge. You better make it count… you have to get into this little asshole’s mind and force an opening.
“So you have a Queen, then that must mean that you disgusting bugs work like a hive… egh, I can’t even begin to think how gross the Queen must be… I don’t think that I actually want to, to be honest”
>That makes the puppy attack with even more force ”How dare you to call my Queen disgusting! Even after she has given you the honor of calling you her friend!” seems like you touched a nerve.
“Do you think that I would be friends with a bunch of insects? I think that you got the wrong colt, pal”
>”Wha…” The changeling stops his charge, he was looking pretty devastated by that “I-I thought that we were friends”

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>That was the opening that you were looking for. Using your magic, you freeze him on place. “What’s this? Why can’t I move?” he was struggling as hard as he could, but he was no match for your magic.
>You levitate the little idiot and pull him towards you, so you could have a close look at his face. Of course, not close enough so he could bite you.
“Don’t play stupid with me. You know very well that I’m not this world Anon. You messed with the wrong bat filly, and now is time for me to show you that every action, has a consequence”
>The puppy looks at you with confusion ”Not this world Anon? What are you talking abouaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” You slam the changeling against a tree, but unlike before, you don’t release him from your magical grip.
“Trying to play the innocent? I have bad news for you, that won’t work with me”
>You slam the changeling on another tree, making him yelp again
“I don’t know what the deal with this world Anon and Discord is. Or what are their connections with the changelings…”
>You slam the changeling on the ground and then on a tree, this time, leaving a hole on the trunk.
“But what I know is that you were stupid enough to try to get into my world and hurt my loved ones….”
>The changeling was still struggling despite the pain that you were delivering “I… don’t… know what you… are talking about!”
>You stop slamming the changeling for a moment and bring him closer to you again. You narrow your eyes and look directly at him
“You might be right, considering that you still deny any involvement with that little prank that you disgusting creatures tried to pull off, it might sound logical. But considering your obsession on killing this world’s Anon, I think that is more reasonable to think that you disguised as him with the hope of framing him, just so I could do to him what I’m doing to you!”