Dadonequus: Anon Colt Edition!

>>28366123

Chapter 3: Discord's Cloud Fortress of Solitude
>Be you
>Be Anon
>Be in awe
>You barely notice Discord's talons digging into your armpit as you hang in his grip.
>It's real
>This is...
>It feels like an eternity before you can even think again.
>It looks so... Lively. Everything glowing, seeing the pegasi check on weather, seeing the light play off of Twilight's castle.
>It feels so, solid.
>You close your eyes and do a body check.
>You can feel the breeze blow through and gently caress your new emerald fur, the sudden wisps of wind teasing the tips of your mane.
>You can feel that same wind fill your lungs.
>You open your eyes and examine the area around some more.
>Far off in the distance, like a whisper of a whisper, you can hear the wind move through and tussle the leaves of the Everfree forest below, all sorts of trees peeking up through the canopy, adding the occasional landmark and splash of color.
>And past the Everfree and town you can see the neat forest of... Is that Whitetail Woods? That is the only other forest you knew of... It had the massive reddish trees topped with deep green, above a bed of, what you would suppose was rich green moss and grass.
>And nestled in between Whitetail and the plains north of the Everfree, was a massive mountain, the root of which was delicately hidden underneath the translucent and pearly clouds of misty white vapor, tossed up from the waterfall that fell from...
>Canterlot.
>Placed on the side of the mountain, like an opulent wreath of ivory and snow white petals, was Canterlot City, that crown among cities crowned by its very own, Canterlot Castle

Princess Celestia is in there.
Conducting business as usual.
>Maybe
>Maybe she was on a trip or something
>You didn't know.

>Discord cracks a yawn underneath you.
>"Yes well, if we are done gawking perhaps we should get a move on? I know some royalty who would just ~love~ to meet you, you know..."

>>28366156
>Your heart nearly stops and your eyes bug out.
"No! No no! I'm not- I mean, if you-"
>"Bwa-ha-ha! Oh, that's the reaction I was hoping for... But what issue exactly do you have with jumping right in, hmmm?"
>Discord holds you up on his lion paw and turns you around to face him, and the smug expression he is radiating towards you.
"Well, I, uh, I just mean I can barely move this body right? Shouldn't I get used to it first and prepare, you know, in a controlled setting?"
>Discord strokes his goatee with his talon.
>"Hmm... Oh believe me, as funny as it would be to watch you flounder around, I've invested far too much to simply have it flub now. And of course I have been feeling rather 'cooped up' so to speak. All those long months without the ability to warp reality and do as I please... Simply waiting and observing... Eugh."
>He snaps his talon, you wait for something to happen but it seems nothing does.
>"Yes! Venting sounds like a wonderful idea! I create the obstacle courses, you complete them, and while you do that I go around making well... Whatever I want. How do a few pools sound?"
>He grins at you and you can't help but smile back.
"Well... Yeah! I think I would like to try swimming once I can actually move my limbs around..."
>You begin to notice the clouds around you rumble, and with tumultuous reaching, spread out and up around you.
>Perhaps that snap did something afterall?
>"Splendid!"
>That same force that plucked you from your early demise and thrust you into your new life reaches into you now, and lifts you up, gently floating you in front of Discord.
>He rolls up the fur on his arms like sleeves, revealing pale and gangly human limbs.

>A horrified expression briefly overtakes your face.

>>28366164
>"Then let's. Get. Started!"
>He thrusts his arms out, and an energetic, lively, dancing green emanates from his chest, diving into every tuft and puff of cloud around you.
>The staircase disappears, and hills and valleys rise up and dive down like massive waves on a stormy ocean, radiating out from around him.
>Massive rectangular shapes appear in the slowly vibrating blanket before you, growing until they rival stadiums, then compressing and condensing into what appear to be buildings, which then dive down underneath the heaps of wispy water that surround you like a lake now.
>Suddenly his riotous power flashes out from him, and glimmers and dancing sparks timidly come out from the cumulus before you. These glow and shine and magnetically come together, pressing and crushing themselves into massive gemstones the size of boulders.
>Stems of rose and apple green and lavender sprout out from the accumulation underneath, and sprout into trees with bunches of multi colored leaves.
>Paths glow in the blanket layer before you like a spider web, and flash into being, then shifting and growing, wind up and down and all around.
>New colors and tints appear in the clouds, sprinting and waltzing over the piles and small bluffs-

>"Ahhh, I have to say, this sort of palette really isn't my all time favorite, but I can see why Sunbuns likes to prance around in this color combination. Old Princess Celly was your favorite, yes?"
>You were speechless.
>You had never seen anything like this before.

>You saw him create wild landscapes in flash animation, but to see the world around him come to life and make this strange, otherworldly place...
>He can just... DO THAT?
>You turn your head and widely gape at him.
>You look back to the heavenly landscape around you.
>You turn your head back and forth rapidly.
HE CAN JUST DO THAT?

>>28366173
>Discord just laughs
>"Oh no, my dear boy, were you really impressed with that little light show, simple manifestation and elementary transmutation? Were you so wowed by the color scheme and aesthetics that I lifted from Celly? Well given the size of that one folder you had I would understand the last one..."
>He chuckles and you just cry out,
"But that was-"
>"Oh that was nothing son, nopony believes me when I say I'm an artist, well let me tell you in the words of Applehick, 'ya ain't seen nothin' yet...'"

...
Later that day
...

>You gulp.
>Ahead of you lies the the most confusing and frightening obstacle course in history.

>Massive axes twice the size of shipping containers rumble past as pendulums, fire springs from a robotic dragon far ahead. You are not sure what kind of creature that spotted tentacle belongs to. That is a war band of minotaurs sharpening battle axes and hefting maces on that floating hill down the way. You recognize those section of tiles being lifted straight from Indiana Jones. You also recognize those quarry eels from that one episode. Tar bubbles underneath a rope net, and you think you see arrow tips peek out from the clouds to either side of that makeshift canyon.

>And that is only the most linear initial part, up ahead it spirals far past MC Escher levels of non-euclidean geometry. Paths merge with themselves repeatedly, exponentially growing out to the side. Staircases wave in the wind, and climb around and upside down. Actually, past the black hole, is that the giant crawly boss from Dark Souls 3? The King skeleton, what was his name? You only saw him in let’s plays before, but now you can see him cheekily peeking out from around the black hole and wave at you.

“Well it’s…”

>Nope was the only word for something like this-

>>28366181
>”Hmm… It is a bit understated yes? Too subtle. That is what you were thinking?

>You just stare at him.

>Discord begins to giggle.

>”Pfaw, you’re no fun, fine, how about some boring old inclines and stairs to start out with… And then we ramp things up a bit, hmm?”

...
That Evening
...
>You grunt as you reach a hoof up onto the next ledge on the climbing wall.
>Discord said your body was, "still all wibbly' whatever that meant, and needed to 'settle' into a good form.
>Of course, this meant hours and hours of physical activity.
>Then again, he said that if you didn't be active and healthy in this first period you would run the risk of being scrawny and sickly later on, so you sucked it up for the most part.
>So far you had a great lunch, which even included meat! You were especially surprised at this, thinking that ponies couldn't eat meat.
>His words were, "Well it isn't bad for ponies to eat, just bad for them to 'eat', as it is illegal, see?"
>You weren't complaining, after he explained that the Everfree and his own private dimension were different categories of lawless zones.
>A pony could eat meat in the Everfree to survive of course, and there were no policeponies in an alternate dimension that no one except the mailponies could get to.
>Discord says that the mailponies kept it a closely guarded secret.
>You weren't sure how serious he was.
>You breathe heavily and swing your body up and on top of the wall, rolling onto your side.
>The wall wasn't even that impressive, it was just about as tall as Discord.
>But to a human in an unfamiliar, brand new body it was quite a challenge.

>All day you have been tripping over yourself and barely keeping up. To a human adult used to taking care of himself, this was beyond embarrassing.

>But now, you are finally on a roll, meeting each obstacle and overcoming it within one or two tries.

>>28366187
>This arrangement with Discord has you quite a bit self conscious, even though it has only been one day so far, you kind of want to impress him.
>You roll up and onto your hooves, a skill you learned in the last course and say, voice cracking,
"Alright! I'm ready for the next challenge!"
>You puff your sweaty chest tuft out proudly.
>"Oh I'm sure you are, but if you would look at the sky for a moment?"

>You look up.

>Golden and rosy rays strike the clouds that float above and around you, and a more subtle navy blue overtakes the now pale cerulean skies surrounding the setting sun.
>You turn your head around, and see a pale disk rise from the faraway hills and mountains in the East- or was it the West here in Equestria?- and continue on the same path that the sun did earlier that day.
>Flashing like awakening fireflies, the stars begin to dot the sky.

"Oh..."

>Well that just takes all the wind out of your sails.
>"Mhm, and growing young colts need their rest I am told."

>And that really just shoved salt in the wound didn’t it?
>Stand up for yourself man!
>Colt.
>Whatever!
>You turn to glare at him, only managing to also to scrunch your nose at his smug face.
>"Oh that's good, keep up facial expressions like that and everypony in Equestria will think you are nothing more than a cute, angsty, widdle colt."
>He now snickers.
>Oh come on!
>You begin to heat up, but then take a deep breath and calm yourself.
>"But really, it's a snack and off to bed with you. I need you operating at one-hundred percent, and your new body needs time to grow into its horseshoes so to speak."
>He picks you up and begins to flap his mismatched wings toward a tunnel in the cloud layer behind him.

“The Spirit of Chaos is capable enforcing bedtimes and encouraging proper nutrition, who would have guessed?”

>Discord’s eyes widen and he grins at you.

>>28366195
>”Oh? Is that the barest hint of sass I detect? The colt is capable of more than sentimentality and wide-eyed astonishment, who would have guessed?” He retorts.
>You shuffle around in his paw.
“Well this is all really kind of… overwhelming, you know? Pretty much restarting life, and under one of my favorite characters…”
>He smirks.

>”Well I hope I’m not your absolute favorite, I’ve seen how you look at those…”
>Hot blood rushes to your cheeks and you look away.
>He’s just not going to stop bringing up Celestia is he?


>Discord quiets his chuckling and looks forward, turning your head to look at him, his facial hair brushes lightly over your face.
>You look cross eyed at his goatee tickling your nose.
"Yeah, that's one thing I was wondering about. Well I mean, not that, I was just thinking about what you said earlier. What did you mean by my body having to settle?"

>Discord glances down at you as he winds his way through the softly glowing cream colored tunnel.
>"Hm? Well exactly that. It's complicated, and you will learn most of this from Twiggles, but there is a major difference between most wizards' manifestation and what I did to make your body. Most ponies cast their spell, and their magic attracts the sort of materials that are... attuned... with what they have to make. That's the simple version. It takes a lot of magic to cast and hold together the object, and living creatures are exponentially more difficult. All but the most powerful unicorns can hold an object together for more than a couple of days, and while I can do so indefinitely, a proper dispelling spell could potentially injure or destroy your body, sending you back to your afterlife."
>He glances down at the look on your face. "Yes you humans do have an afterlife, no I will not say anything, that would be telling..." He boredly predicts your answers.

you fucked up nigger

oh shit a gumball update

>>28366202
>"What I did was go straight to the source of all creation and make you there. This has various advantages and disadvantages, but basically something as complex as a human or pony body takes years to finish and is always trying to find balance."
>He rubs his talon down his face. "Eugh, basically think of it like a gymnast landed on a balance beam and is wobbling. You using your body helps it settle down and my own magic is constantly making small adjustments. And I mean -constantly-"
>You only now notice that he actually looks far more tired than when you first got here. How much was making you taking out of him?
>Your concern must be showing on your face as he waves his eagle claw at you.
>"Please, it's nothing I can't handle. I've had worse, I'm just... A bit out of practice. First the two stonings, then all the work Celestia is making me do, then sitting and spying on candidates for months...Egads I may need an actual vacation at this rate..."

>Several twists in the tunnel later and you come upon a massive dining hall with beanbags for chairs and...
>Actually now that you look at it, it first seemed like all the walls and the ceiling were mirrors, but since you looked closer, you can see there are just copies of the same long table and seats on every surface.
The exact same set.
>The hell?
>It may take you a bit longer to get used to Discord.

>All the beanbags and stuffed seats are of different shapes and filled with different materials, you even spot one that is an aquarium. Bright orange and soft yellow cover the walls of the room, almost as if you are going to eat in a great conflagration. The long table itself is a deep mauve.

>Discord flies over to the far end, and plops you down on a jelly like translucent crimson bag next to his massive throne-pile of Beanie Babies.

>You can’t help but notice throughout your stay that…

I think that Gumaball's Abon can be named as the Gay Anon

>>28366208
>>28366209
Now see here fellas, I'm getting mixed messages here.
Also what did I mess up? FIrst time making a general here.

>>28366214
“I’ve been noticing, you’ve taken a lot of references to stuff in my world…”

>A coat and hat rack comes up in a tux with a floating notepad and quill to take your orders.
>”Well what can I say, after spending months in those circles I have human on the brain… Oh, and surprise me, will you?” He responds, then immediately addresses the ‘waiter’.
>It’s your turn to order, guessing by how the hat rack ‘looks’ at you.
“Um, well, could I have, if it isn’t too much trouble…”
>”Anon, I am not omnipotent, but in this context I may as well be, order whatever you like. It’s a special occasion! The end of your first day in Equestria- oh that reminds me!”
>He teleports away.

>You look at the waiter.
“Um, a burger and fries from Five Guys? I used to get it with my best friend but, it’s been years and I know it’s specific and weird but…”
>The waiter waves his hook arm dismissively and the quill writes briefly then taps the page expectantly.
“Oh! Just a double I guess, all plain. Just meat, cheese and bun. Used to get several patties, but now that I’m smaller, well I guess that-”
>The waiter then explodes after finishing the order.
>You might assume from hearing you talk about stupid pointless shit that nobody cares about
>Your hair, sorry, mane is blown back and there is a subtle ringing in your ears.

>Discord crawls out from the mountain of Beanie Babies, holding something in his claw to his chest.

>>28366208
???

>>28366218
more like Gayball

>>28366209
Oh. A shit Gumball update.

>>28366223
>”There we are, while you were practicing with the tires, I went and made this for you.”
>He holds up, a dream catcher?
>Oh shit, you didn’t even consider Luna!

>”These used to be made to stop evildoers and various creatures that attack ponies’ dreams. This was all before LuLu popped up and could protect ponies of course, but I’ve charged this thing with enough power to block Princess Moody Horse from peeking in your head for literally centuries! Of course, there is always the possibility she could find a way past it, so I… well I suppose the word would be programmed, a subtle spell into the weaving. Basically it will make anyone but you perceive humans in your dreams as ponies. Just keep near your person, er- you see? Now you humans have me picking up all sorts of bad habits- keep it with you, and it will keep any being from peeking in any noggins in about a five or six foot radius.”


>The powerful little trinket floats gently towards you, and the string by which it hangs attaches itself to your horn.
>You delicately and gently lift it up with one hoof, and unhook it from your horn, only for you to fumble and drop it on the table.
>You both cringe.
>”Er, perhaps for now it would be best if I held onto it…”
>He snaps his talon and it floats away.
“Yeah…”

>Before the silence could get too awkward, two silver covered-dishes appear and fall on the table. Discord snaps his paw and the lids lift, revealing your nostalgic dinner and for Discord… It appears to be… rocks?

>He takes a big sniff of the plate of rocks.
>”Ooh! Geodes! My not-quite-but-almost-favorite-except-not-at-all.”
>He cracks one on the rim of a bronze goblet and begins to excavate the minerals inside with his snaggletooth.
>You stare.

>Discord looks up at you after depositing the contents of one half on a side plate shaped like a tuna.
>”What? I am part dragon you know…”

>>28366218
>>28366229
One of you wouldn't happen to be Ben Dover in disguise would you? This is cyber bullying and I will report you!

>>28366237
“Oh yeah, dragon- um, draconequus, dragon-ho-horse?”
>Discord gives a thumbs up as he concentrates on a particularly stubborn crystal.
“So um, do you like those or not?”
>”Well now they are kind of boring, which honestly is sort of good because I eat way too many interesting things like glass and positive vibes. Bad for keeping digestion regular you know? I used to enjoy these several ages ago though.”

“So we both got nostalgic meals then?”
>Discord, who was licking the side plate looked at you.
>”I suppose you could say that, what did you get then?”

“You mean you didn’t know already?”
>Discord rolls his eyes while cracking another geode.
>”It isn’t in the nature of chaos to be controlled Anon. Now what’s nostalgic about a cheeseburger anyway?”

“Well, back when I was doing theater in high school, we had really long rehearsals. Mostly because we clowned around and did impressions half the time.”
>You can’t help but emanate a warm smile. Jon and Adam and Megan and everyone else. There were several instances where someone injured themselves from being distracted by laughter. You remember one time you were hopped up on caffeine a couple of hours into a rehearsal and did a rapid-fire skit with loony tunes characters that everyone loved. Loved. That was the moment you really felt like you belonged. You stifle a chuckle at the memory and continue.
“Mrs. B, she was so nice, she was the theater teacher by the way, she used to go and get us food while we all had fun. I- uh.”
>Butterflies swirled around your stomach and a grin lit up your face.
“One day she got Five Guys for us and um, I sat alone with Meg- a girl that I really liked and, while it wasn’t the most romantic setting sitting on a couple of dusty painted plywood platforms backstage... I got my first girlfriend.”

>>28366235
why are you so randomly salty

>>28366254
>Just from the glow flooding through you at the memory of her face… Damn, you never really got over her did you?
>Your eyes now slightly, almost imperceptibly wet, you look up at Discord, who was idly gnawing at a crystal while he looked at you.
“We used to, um, get FIve Guys a lot. Heh.”
>You lean forward and grab a couple of fries with your teeth, using a hoof to help them in, you start your meal.
>”Ah young love, how I used to torment young lovers whenever I found out about them… Whatever happened between you two?”
“That's, well she moved out of state for college.”

>The glow in you dies and that familiar soul-rotting regret seeps into its place.
>You blow hot air out through your nostrils, staring at a glob of cheese sliding down the side of your burger.
“I should have followed her.”
>Discord contemplates his empty geode as a silence sets in.

>Nothing more to be said about that really.

>”Well, look at the bright side my boy.”
>A lion paw slaps you on the back roughly, eliciting a surprised yelp from you as the glob of cheese gets on your now tiny nose.
>”It didn’t all go to pot, after all, you’ve got a fresh start here in Equestria right? I’ve personally seen and spied on thousands of… What were they called? NEET’s? Who would have killed to be in your horseshoes right now.”
>You can’t help but let out an airy, slight laugh at Discord’s use of internet lingo.

>”And really, if you looked at the hygiene of some of them. Not very neat at all if you ask me.”
>You snort.
“Pfaw, no don’t. Aw man, that was terrible.”
>He matches and exceeds your grin.
>”Not too bad for my first dad joke, eh?”
>You giggle, that’s right, technically he is your dad now.
“It was very dad, I will give you that.”
>You grab your burger in two hooves and take a bite.

>>28366267
…
That night
…


>Holy shit.
>First day in Equestria.
>You lay in your superbly plush bed, staring at the subtly winding and shifting ceiling above you.
>A cold fear takes hold of your core and guts, tiny beads of sweat start dotting underneath your verdant fur.

>What if, for whatever reason, you actually landed in the water back there? And this was all some slow, agonizing vision, smacked into your head by the taut surface of the dark water underneath the bridge.
Or even worse, a coma dream after someone rescued you.

>You try to remind yourself constantly of the little details you noticed, of the cold feel of the breeze flowing through your new fur, that fur in and of itself an alien sensation.
>You remind yourself of the feel of Discord’s magic or power or metaphysical energy or whatever it was. You were only more confused after his brief “explanation’.
>This was real.

>It had to be.

>You stare at the dreamcatcher floating in the air above the foot of your cloud bed.
>Slowly rotating.

>You stare.

>All the details are consistent, even from what you remember before.
>You try to remind yourself of how you felt when you first gazed upon Ponyville from far away.
>It only slightly helps.
>Well
>Only one way to find out for certain.

>Be you.

>Be Anon.

>Be going to sleep after a long and eventful day.

And that's Chapter 3. I need feedback on this one, trying to get a handle on the story so we don't have an event like last update that totally never happened ever. Need to head to work like 5 seconds ago, will check up on thread in a few hours.

>>2836621
Gumgay would be more fitting!

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>>28366223
>Also what did I mess up? FIrst time making a general here.
Son, those are just shit posters.

They aren't even trying to get a rise out of you.

It's more repartee to know you're not posting into a vacuum.

Also: the thread is dead, send it to page-10 already and merge with the strange wifu thread. It's the only way to save this train wreck of zero content.

>>28366181
>The King skeleton, what was his name? You only saw him in let’s plays before, but now you can see him cheekily peeking out from around the black hole and wave at you.
kek

>>28366283
So far this is surprisingly adorable.

I hope you keep going for as long as Erf.

>>28366500
I didn't get this meme

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>>28366283
From the sounds of things... is Anon going to be meeting Celestia soon?

>>28366554
You mean forever?

>>28366598
>meeting Celestia's womb with his dick
ftfy

>>28366598
Wonder how will he write Celestia, because if there's something that this thread has taught me is that Smuglestia is best Celestia

>>28366689
>yfw you realize Erf writes from the immortal plane, stuck there forever with his only task being to write green.

>>28367370
And you know whats the only food in that universe.

>>28367482
.....if you say eggs...

>>28367785
You will break him like an egg?

>>28367785
Don't be so eggocentric

>>28367482
Kinder eggs?

Bum

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>>28368739
bum cum?

So Wanda made a Discord's room, and here is the link for everyone who wants to join us. We can talk, sing and do many other things together!
https://discord.gg/sk9EZ

>You've calmed down from your earlier state.
>Maybe it's best if you go back to them.
>After all, you caused the scene.
>Confusion has too much control over your judgement.
>You'll have to deal with that later.
>For now you need to return to them.
>But more importantly, to Twilight.
>She still needs to go to the hospital.
>You get up and turn back into the Everfree to see that Chinka has followed you.
>Why did she wait so long?
>Was she there the whole time?
>Chinka looks back at you with a warm smile and runs towards you.
>Urgh... that feelings back.
>You'll have to ignore it the best you can.
>"Punka no hurt? Is Punka OK?"
"I'm fine Chinka, just..."
>The word is at the tip of your tongue, but you don't want to say it.
>Instead, you opt to give her a... smile?
>That movement you do with your mouth right?
"A bit confused right now, but other than that, I'm fine."
>Chinka looks at you funny, but seems delighted nonetheless. "Good! Stripe want you back. Punka no wake. Nnngh..."
>Chinka holds a thought for a second, but before you can question her, she pulls on your hoof to follow.
>Guess she's in a hurry.
>So you follow her.
>The both of you make it past the thorned bushes and down the path.
>Surprisingly, Chinka had no trouble with the thorns, brushing the thorns off her fur easily.
>She must be accustomed to it though, so it should come to no surprise.
>As you arrive at Zecora's hut, the slime from earlier has moved out of it and appears to have doubled in size.

>>28368997
>It makes a chirping noise, a delight Chinka seems to perk up to. "No worry! We go soon with Punka."
>As she pats the slime, you wonder what she meant about that last part.
"You aren't planning to come with me and Twilight are you?"
>Chinka is clearly caught off guard. "Er, uhm... in! Yes in Stripe home! Yes..."
>Something seems off with her, but you'll have to brush it off for now.
>There are more pressing matters.
>You open the door and see that Zecora is attending to Twilight.
>While asleep, she's begun to hyperventilate with a few hooves kicking out here and there.
>Zecora notices you and beckon you to come closer to her. "Anonymous, I'm afraid that while you were away, Twilight might have been getting worse by the day."
"Not quite that long, but I will try my best to prevent that. She needs to go to the hospital."
>"I agree, though I have no idea what your dear mother is dreaming, it will most likely lead to an injury."
"Then let us not waste anymore time."
>Focusing on your back, multiple tentacles protrude out of your mane and tie themselves around Twilight's struggling body, effectively stopping her flailing.
>Though her breathing hasn't changed a bit.
>Chinka runs in towards Zecora. "Uhm... you have?" Zecora nods and hands her a book of sorts.
>The book cover is blank, so you're unknown to the knowledge it holds, but Chinka seems happy about the exchange.
>"Thank! Me go with Punka now! Safe Stripe!"
>Zecora gives her a reassuring smile. "You too little one."

>>28369008
>Everything is situated... except for one thing.
"Before I go, uhm... sorry for the outburst. You didn't hold any ill intent, yet I still acted upon a whim."
>"Nonsense friend, it was I who was in the wrong. Testing a potion without reassurance of the effects is a great deal of disrespect for me, but I do still wish that we can get along."
"We will."
>The both of you share a glance of understanding as you head out the door, with Chinka following close behind.
>Walking outside, the slime is still in the same position from before.
>Looking at Chinka, she shrugs shyly. "It move slow when small."
"I see."
>You morph another tentacle and move it towards the slime, twisting it together to form a circular platform and effectively lifting the slime from the ground.
>It moves a little and chirps happily at your gesture of good will.
>Guess it really does like you.
>But you better make this quick before Twilight gets worse.
>So the "Three" of you set off towards the nearest hospital in ponyville.
>And in record time.
>There was no trouble in the streets, since most ponies were still asleep at this hour, making it all the more easier to simply carry the both of them.
>As you approached the hospital, a few ponies stood outside, so you had to lower Twilight and the slime in the meantime.
"Chinka, make sure it doesn't go anywhere, I'm going to drop Twilight off at the hospital. After that, I'm heading to the castle."

>>28369020
>"Oh erm... OK. Chinka stay..." She was still thinking about something, but you had no time.
>loosening your grip and lowering both onto the ground, you hoist Twilight onto your back.
>Looks like the ponies haven't noticed till now.
>A few ponies with various medical symbols run up to you with panic in their eyes.
>You explain what had happened, but vaguely. Avoiding details about you and Chinka as well as the giving her the credit for the kill.
>The ponies understand almost instantly and a few more rush out with a stretcher.
>And just like that, she's rushed into the building without a moment of hesitation.
>With that done, the only you need to do now is go back to the castle and inform Spike of the news.
>Though you won't know how he will take it.
>Which leaves you with a very red Chinka, holding the slime in her hooves and looking down.
>What is she doing?
>And more importantly...
>You can't sense any emotion coming from her.
>Another after-affect of the potion?
>Either that, or your blocked emotions are preventing you from seeing others.
>Maybe if you were to release them for now?
>Though you don't want a repeat.
>You'll just have to control yourself to an extent.
>You relax yourself and release the bottled energy and a wave of heat and flush fills your face.
>Your stomach turns into knots and your breathing has gone ecstatic to the change in your body.
>Your nostrils flare and your heart pounds fiercely as you look at the-...

>>28369032
>You bite your teeth hard and cringe at the thoughts flowing through your head.
>How is this even possible?
>How can someone put up with such useless mechanisms in their bodies?
>China looks up, now concerned at your current state and runs to you with the slime in one hoof.
>Your everything increases there efforts to fuck with you tenfold.
>You try and shake it all off, but it doesn't help in the slightest.
>So you execute your next attempt, which is to look away from the adorable monstrosity.
>But it is all for naught.
>Just the fact that she's behind you leaves you a flustered mess.
>But...
>Nnnnngh...
>It feels...
>IT FEELS SO FUCKING RIGHT!
>The adrenaline pulsing through you, the heat strewn across your face, your heart beating for release.
>You've never felt such a feeling before that felt so right.
>Such a renewed vigor, like being hit with a freight train.
>China taps your shoulder, making you flinch and look at her.
>"Er uhm... Punka ok? Punka no mad, r-right?"
>A wave of emotions washes over you like moonfire.
"Mad? No I'm not mad. I'm more... happy? Excited?"
>China is surprised by this. "Y-you really... mean it?"
"Mean it? No, that phrase would be too weak... maybe, no..."
>Whatever things you think of to explain your situation all seem too deluded, too weak to explain what you're feeling.
>Agh! It all feels like too much is happening at once.
>It's just all TOO MU-...
>What... is she.
>Chinka... is...

>>28369041
>Chinka quickly pushes you away, a deep crimson blush that could rival the red Sea.
>"OhmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshIamsosososososososossososososorryIdidntmeantodothatIjustthoughtthatifImaybepossiblyk-k-k-k-k-k-kissedyouthatyoumightcalmdownalittleImeanalotIamsosorrypleasedonthurtme!"
"..."
>"..."
>...
>She can talk?
"You can talk?
>"I can talk?"
>And that's when you notice it.
>The flower in her hair has took on a luminous glow, releasing tiny bits of itself before dispersing around her.
>The both of you look at each other in confusion.
>She did need that flower to talk, but... she never said the requirements did she?
"Uhm..."
>"Oh umm... Elune."
"Elune?"
>"With the curse lifted, I can speak my regular name, and talk as well, ooooh~ it makes me so giddy! What's your name? I never actually got a chance to ask."
"Err... Anon. You didn't hear my name from Twilight and Zecora?"
>Elune thinks for a minute and jumps up. "Oh that! Yeah, names don't really translate with the curse, but now that it's gone I'll be able to say proper names!"
>Well, her bright attitude is still there, so that's good.
>That is until she looks down at her slime friend.
>"Nngh... It'll have to wait I guess." The little growing blob chirps in response.
>All the while you still sit, bewildered by her random act of... love?
>Twilight said it was a way of showing affection towards another... right?
>Something warm has started to well up inside you.
>It feels nice.

>>28366832
I'm really looking forwards to how he writes the princesses. So far I'm really liking his Discord, he does him well.

>>28369049
>Not like the other feelings that have emerged.
>This one was familiar as well.
>The one you feel when you're near Twilight.
>Well... at least it doesn't hurt anymore.
>You'd better get to Spike before he starts to worry, though the both of you didn't return last night, so that might be too late.
>And with Elune and the slime with you...
>I suppose were having house guests.
"Elune, we're going to head to the castle. I need to go talk to Spike about the situation with Twilight."
>Elune gasps and gets a bit too close to your face again. "Really! We as in you me and it?!"
>And now she's jumping in anticipation.
>How much energy does she have?
>You shouldn't ask that question.
>Not with ponies.
"Yes. Now let's get going, the sun will reach it's peak above the horizon soon."
>"Yay!" Elune's final jump lands right beside you.
>Her smile is brighter now.
>It's starting to hurt your eyes.
>So the both of you head towards the castle, along with the slime.
>Which increases in size every so often.
>You wonder how big it was before you used it for Twilight.
>Plenty bigger that's certain, but you were never able to catch a glimpse of it in the forest.
>Maybe it was tailing the three of you.
>But then how would it keep up?
>You'll just wait and see what it does.
>Meanwhile, you do have a few questions for your renewed friend.
>Very important questions.

>>28366237
Luna don't go to find a little weird that Anon has his dreams blocked?

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>>28366832
>>28366738
Pic related.

>>28369051
>>28366554
Thanks you guys!

>>28366567
Dude, it's Wojak the Conqueror from Blooddone 3. Become PCmasterrace like me.

>>28366598
If you had asked me that last thread, I would have said probably. After the mess that was my last update, I'm going to build it up some.

>>28369355
And don't worry about that, lil' ol' Gumy's got it all figured out


Also updated the pastebin!
http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption

>>28369355
Also fucking what?

>>28369487
I'm trying to say that Luna gonna try to know why she can't enter into the Anon's dreams.

>>28369525
I know, I was just ragging on your grammar a bit. Yeah, that's going to be her natural reaction, Discord is gonna provide an excuse, I've already came up with it.

>>28369564
Yes, I have several problems with english. I started to study ago a month how to get better almost only for write here.

>>28369625
Well good luck! Honestly English is pretty tricky, even for a lot of native speakers. What's your first language?

>>28369625
Oh shit I need to think better how to write, this looks awful.

>>28369630
Español

>>28366123
1851>1860

>>28366123
The Colt Dragoon caught my interest, the premise of this thread has caught my attention. Which story should I read first to ease me into this ?

>>28369673
The Erf's one

>>28369673
If ya really wanna ease it in, Erf is the best ongoing story in the thread though that could just be an opinion so could probably just binge read his entire story.

Also updates from plenty of the other writers are frequent, so you'd probably never run out of green unless your an avid reader.

>>28369673
None of them are worth a damn except Erf

REMOVE BATS
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>>28369673
Erf is the best writer by a fucking landslide

>>28369673
Erf then Elo

>>28369813
Wrong. Elo is shit.

>>28369825
Stop shitposting, Elo's story is by far the second best in this thread

>>28369839
Second best in a shitheap is not an accolade.

>>28369825
You are shit

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>>28369839
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtEuGfV9ZTM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>28369767
>>28369781
>>28369788
>>28369807
>>28369813
Thank you, you're all mentlegens worthy of praise and distinction.

>>28369916
chechechechechechechecheche Get into Discord so I can make fun of your accent

>>28369947
ey yo wus ya numba

>>28369998
https://discord.gg/sk9EZ

>>28370082
i-i dont know what that means

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>>28369469
I can't help but wonder, are the royal sisters going to fawn over the cute little colt? Or are they going to remain reserved and professional?

>>28369839
I don't know, once Gumball's is more fleshed out and invested into I can easily see it becoming one of the best stories in this general. He by far has the best grammar and sentence structure, on top of detailing body language and backgrounds.

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>>28370082
>ever joining a cesspool of faggotry
pfft

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>>28370344
Yeah, I really enjoy his writting, and I think that is honestly better than mine. I really hope that he can come up with fun adventures to compliment it too.

I would hardly consider my story the second best as I know that (as many of you have pointed out) is not very good. But I have fun writting it nonetheless, hence why I keep going

>>28371520
Oh fuck, the constant shitposting has finally got to Elo

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>>28372004
Not really, update is almost ready to go. Going to post it tomorrow

>>28370418
Then why are you in this thread in the first place?

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>>28372188
because its not a bunch of sweaty faggots jerking off on each other in what I assume can only be described as the single most putrid circle jerk known to man
not yet, anyway

>>28372386
It's a bunch of sweaty faggots jerking Erf off in what can only be described as the single most putrid cerfle jerk known to man

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>>28372403
its not a circle jerk if everyones jerking off one guy, retard
thats just a party

>>28372403
oh
wait
heh
thats good
I almost missed that

>It seems Celestia just cared about one thing right now. Her sister. She didn't even care HOW you got in. But it did appear that she felt that you weren't there for anything pleasant.
>Celestia herself was now just staring up at the moon. awaiting a reply that would never come.
"Celestia...Would you mind, if...I gave you another hug?"
>That was the best you could think of. What else could you say? Maybe if you told her you wanted to hug her, she wouldn't think
>Celestia hung her head low, she wasn't looking at you. But she was depressed all the same. She didn't even answer you.
>...ok...maybe..if you..actually hugged her? Come on Anon, it can't be that fucking difficult.
>But as you look at her....perhaps you really were thinking too simply. Too..childishly.
>...no, you had another idea.
>You walked over and sat right next to Celestia. You avoided making eye contact. Instead, you just looked up at the sky. You didn't want to gaze upon her pain and lose your focus.
"...Celestia, I have a story for you..."
>You perk your ear up, to hear if she had an answer. It took a moment. But she finally put her attention entirely towards you. Enough to break her focus from the moon. "Anon, why do you approach me? Is my misery that interesting?"
>you shake your head. and continue to look up at the sky
"You got it all wrong, I really do just want to tell you a story...I think it might help"
>Celestia looks to you, taking a glance at your flank. "....Why would a spawn of Discord want to help me?"
>...Spawn of Discord?
"...What? What do you mean?"
>You look to her, confused as to why she called you that.
>"I suspected something was off when you could break the spell on my door...but that cutie mark. You are either an avatar of Discord...or some sort of spawn. There's nothing I can do...so just...do your worst. You have caught me at my weakest moment...and perhaps...this would be better."
>She just looked back to the moon. closing her eyes...awaiting..something.

>>28372770
"N-no...Celestia...mnnnn"
>You sigh, you should've known that even in this state. She was perceptive.
>You lean into her, and nuzzle into her, hoping it would show that you had no ill will.
"Celestia, you're kind of right...I am related to Discord. But, it's a Discord you never met. Look.."
>You take a breath. this was going to be a mouthful.
"I come from another Equestria. The Equestria you foresaw when it came to the elements of harmony. And...hm?"
>You are stopped short as Celestia magically picks you up, and holds you up high enough to meet you face to face. "....tell me truth. Look right into my eyes and tell me you wish to be my friend. No spawn of chaos would be able to do that with a straight face. If you wish to have me believe you mean me no harm....then tell me...look right into my eyes...and tell me you wish to be my friend."
>Ok....she didn't care to hear the story. T-that's fine. if this is what it took to convince her. So be it.
>You look her dead in the eye. and keep your stare. not flinching,smiling, or looking away.
"I want to be your friend. I mean it...one hundred percent"
>And she just kept you there. both of you staring at eachother for another moment before gently putting you down.

>>28372848
i tried. i was having issues submitting anything earlier. that by the time my net (i think my ISP was being dumb again..it's been awhile) let me submit again. I'm already tired. i tried

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>>28372857
F

>>28372857
>>28372950
f?

>>28372958
yeah, F
Did I fucking stutter nigger?

>>28372857
Dude take your time. If you can't do a update one day don't stress yourself. We're all patient and like the story. But if you force yourself to produce content, then you won't.

>>28372857
If you are too tired to write, then just fucking take the day, you don't need to overwork yourself

>>28369055
Cookiefish is back!

>>28372178
Nobody cares

>>28373597
I do

>>28373618
Me too, I need a daily doses of greentext to feel alive.

>>28373618
Seriously, what the fuck is up with the recent hate towards Elo

>>28373597
I do too

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>>28370344
>>28371520
Pic related.

>>28372178
Looking forward to it!

>>28370323
Each of the Princesses will react differently. I think that's all I can say at this point.

>>28372857
I haven't been here that long, but from the tone of your updates you sound dangerously close to being burnt out. Take a few days if you need to. Cookie fish is back, you have a couple of new writers to keep the thread alive and we can all shitpost in your absence. Don't know what is happening all on your end, but I always wish you the best. You seem like a really good writer, even though you put a million hrrrms and ellipses at the beginning of your work and that pissed me off to no end.
jkjk xoxo

>>28370344
I doubt it. His way of describing things is honestly pretty good, but his characterization is bland, like really bland, especially when it comes to Discord.

He acts more like a random dad than his usual assholish way. And while you can argue that is the same with Elo's Smuglestia, she actually comes as a character with flaws, personality and fun little quirks, Elo actually was great at that, same with his Luna who is incredibly girly.

Maybe is just me, but Gumball's Discord comes off as too goodie to be actually Discord. Maybe is fone for what he wants to do, but despite even what Elo says, I still consoder him the second best, if not the best (tied with Erf of course) writter of the thread

>>28372770
>spawn of discord
Pretty rad sounding desu senpai.

>>28374102
>even though you put a million hrrrms and ellipses at the beginning of your work and that pissed me off to no end.
kek
I thought the same thing.

>>28374328
>He acts more like a random dad than his usual assholish way. And while you can argue that is the same with Elo's Smuglestia, she actually comes as a character with flaws, personality and fun little quirks, Elo actually was great at that, same with his Luna who is incredibly girly.
Nigga he's hardly even written past chapter three. You can't know all this shit already.

>>28374389
>>28374389
Maybe, but Discord has a pretty strong personality. Same that both Erf and Elo wrote perfectlt in the same number of chapters. That's a thing that is not very common to see posted, Elo's Discord is fucking spot on, and one of his best characters despite the little screen time

>>28374419
Thanks for the praise, but it actually took me awhile to set up Celestia's smug side. She started as her usual, princess-y self and it wasnt until she felt confident enough during the Canterlot market thingy that she started to reveal more to Anon.

I feel that sometines everyone forgets that she still acts like the usual Princess Celesia around everyone who isn't Anon and Luna (With Moonlight being like colateral damage). She doesn't act like that with Twilight (Which is something that pains her) Cadence, Discord, the shitty journalists or even with Anon's Teacher Miss Sunny Hill, and despite the fact that Celestia doesn't like that mare at all, she acts polite and all the ways that a Princess should act. E

She sees PhD as her son even if they have been together for so little, she loves him with all his heart, and as a mother she feels confident enough to tell PhD everything, even her secrets dislikes towards some ponies.

Why we see more of this secret side of Celestia? The answer is simple, the story is told from PhD's perspective, and Celestia feels like she can act like her real self with him, without the fear of being judged on the sole basis that that's not the way a Princess should act.

And as for Luna, she has always been a super loving mum, she is way more girly than Celestia despite the fact that she has a Manticore friend. But isbalso forgotton that she is also super protective of PhD, and now it will be even more, considering that she feels the relief that her "little star" won't judge her about Nightmare Moon.

I feel that Gumball is going for something similar, that is, Discord has a side to him that doesn't let out to many people outside a very small number of pones (Fluttershy and Anon) which is conpletely fine. If I'm right, then is also kind of ironic, considering that my Celestia's secret side is more arrogant and self centered, while Discord's is soft and more caring than what he lets other believev

Erf!Anon it's like Superman, an average Anon who has a naive personality but grow to become more mature and learn about the pony society.

>>28374328
>>28374419
Oh believe me, I'm all too aware of the flaws in my characterization. Hence why I wanted to let everyone know I am really rusty at writing. This last chapter was pretty much the only one where any characterization occurred at all. All the rest was anon being a blank slate for the reader and Discord being an exposition and meme machine. I'm still trying to get a feel for the story, and I'm sorry if it comes over as dry.

I would have to disagree with the statement that Elo and Erf got it perfect within the same time frame though. Of course I understand you have read theirs for far longer and are more accustomed to them than the new guy.
I remember not liking the relationship between Erf Anon and Discord in the initial story (up until Anon impersonates Twilight and heads to the Crystal Empire) as it boiled down to Discord being "I'm an asshole, but I give you nice things so don't get mad" and Anon going, "I don't care and also I am a butt, quit being mean!" And Discord relenting in the barest sense of the word. Repeat several times.
Now I don't doubt at all that Erf improved dramatically, just from reading his current stuff.
I haven't gotten far in Elo's to really say, but his set up and story are dramatically different. Discord can afford to be aloof.

NONE of this is meant to be smug and judgemental, just observations that I made. Don't take it the wrong way.

>>28374535
Elo is partially right.

I'm not going to explain my Discord, but focus more on showing you him in my writing. If I can't do that, I don't deserve to get all defensive about my decisions.

Thanks for the feedback though! It really is appreciated.

>>28374389
He's right, as I'm new, it's going to take me a lot longer to actually become proficient in writing these characters. I'm trying though!

>>28373408
>Cookiefish
Well, it's an improvement.

>>28375131
Unlike your writing which is still as awful as ever

>>28375151
Your shitpost is still awful as ever

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>>28375151
But your still reading it right?

>>28375363
no

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>>28375598
C'mon man, don't knock it til you try it!

>>28375757
I know... you write actually okaaay.

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>>28376400
That's the spirit! As long is it's not in hieroglyphs, there shouldn't be a reason not to read!

Question for Ben, at what age was Anon kidnapped by Discord? Y'know, cause his language is sometimes "Shit, crap" the vulgar stuff although he's been around ponies and other creatures that, I dunno if they even say something like that.
Is a curious question.

>>28376603
Originally it was 10, but I might change it considering that the way timelines are in the show. But even with the original age, he was raised in a very crappy orphanage, one where morals weren't monitored well, and kids tormented each other.
You can see it in his thoughts. He's been heavily influenced by humanity, always thinking 'everybody' instead of 'everypony, but when he speaks, he says 'everypony' for the sake of assimilation.

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>>28376561
how about because ur a faget?

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>>28377327
HOLY SHIT! Is that... Is that... Lego Bionicle Code??!?

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>>28377327
Anon, please. My nostalgia can only go so high

>>28377990
You can do that, it won't change the fact that Bionicle is shit

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>>28377945
youjustmadeanenemyforlifeyousmugmotherfucker

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>>28378052
Yo but seriously, you just shitposting, or you got a reason?

>>28378066
It always looked like shit to me, and when it came out, I was into DnD, so the concept of this epic set looked like absolute shit compared to that

Hey Elo, sorry if you said already in the story, but your Anon have Chaos magic or just the regular unicorn one?

>>28378111
Regular unicorn one, he has a lot of magic. But he doesn't know how to control it yet, you can also say that he can't since his colt body can't do much

>>28378137
“Discord, I’m getting a bad feeling about this, we really shouldn’t be inside a quarantine zone. What if this blue goo contains a pathogen that could kill us?”
>”Pffft” Discord snickers and waves his talon dismissively ”That’s not problem that we should get worried about! I am THE spirit of chaos, I am an immortal! There is nothing that could lead to me having such pitiful demise. So worry not Anon, because… because… ”
“Because what? And let me tell you Discord. Maybe you may be safe from whatever this goo is, but not me, if this thing actually is a pathogen, then that means that I could get sick and even die just from being in its presence.”
>”be…cause… ah… ah” Discord’s eyes become red and filled with tears, his muzzle scrunches and he was trying to desperately grasping to his neck “B…e….ah…”
“Discord? Oh no… I was right! This thing is pathogenic! Discord, buddy! Are you alright?!”
>”Ah…ahhh…ACHOOOO!” Discord mighty sneeze splatters one of the walls with a blue mucus… that was disturbingly similar to the blue goo that was covering your entire office, with the only difference that this new one was letting out a dim glow.
“Well, that resolves the mystery of where the goo came from. But then that means that for whatever reason, you decided to cover my entire office in this blue goo after you teleported me away. That seems too random, even for you”
>”I… didn’t… do it” Discord’s voice now sounded more nasal, his nose was red, same with his eyes, it was comical to say the least. And if you had to do an assumption it would be that he looked like…
“Discord, did you catch an allergy? I don’t understand, I remember that you looked fine and dandy when we first met for the first time in this very same office. That still doesn’t explain why you covered the entire place in this disgusting goo”

>>28378626
>”I already told you Anon. I didn’t do it…. Hrnnn…” Discord rubs his white beard, thinking hard about something “Hey, mind if I try something? Actually, I know you won’t mind, just tell me what things you want me to bring back with us and I’ll teleport it right away”
>You raise an eyebrow and let out a sarcastic laugh
“Very funny Discord, I won’t fall for that until you tell me what the catch is”
>”There’s no catch” He replies with a stoic look that matched perfectly his tone “Just tell me what you want and I’ll send it to back Equestria. Consider it a payment for helping me with this…”
>You lean forward; still having an eyebrow raised and holding a smugtastic smirk on your face
“Do you really expect me to believe that you, Discord, spirit and god of chaos and ruses, will actually fulfill his word?
>”Yes… or I could transform you into a plushie and just let you speak when I need information about this boring world” Discord crosses his arms and smirks back “Your choice junior, will you trust me or will you became a toy for a random foal?”
>Your confidence is shattered a little by this new threat. You step back and look at Discord without any hint of your usual, but justified arrogance. You still didn’t trust him that much though.
“Okay, okay, I get it! Sheesh! Hmmm… how about, that?”
>You point to your mini fridge which despite all odds, was untouched by the blue mucus.
>”That thing? What is for? Know what? Don’t tell me, I’m sure that is a thing that only dorks like you would enjoy” Discord snaps his talon making the mini fridge disappear in a light flash, just leaving behind a chunk of blue goo where it was standing before “Hrnn… just as I though…” he says while stroking his goatee.
>You look at Discord who was lost in thought, you knew that he didn’t do that just out of the kindness of his heart. Nonetheless your own suspicions about his motives, you kinda have a good idea about what could be going on in that mess that Discord calls mind

>>28378749
“You are thinking about that newly formed blue goo, right? Well I don’t think that I need to point the obvious thing that it formed just after you teleported away my dear mini fridge. The question is why? We need to think about-”
>”There is no need for that” Discord interrupts you, the seriousness on his tone was starting to disturb you, especially coming from someone like him “That blue curiosity is a product of my wonderful magic acting in this world.” Discord lets out a chuckle and a little sneeze “It seems like this place can’t handle a little bit of external chaos without flipping over”
>Wait, hold on, so that was a product of his chaos magic? So that means
“The blue goo is like a residue that your chaos magic generates. Still, I am worried Discord. This office was labeled as a biological hazard.”
>”And I said relax, Anon!” Discord rolls his eyes and snaps his talons, just that this time… nothing happened “Hrnnn?”
“What was that “hrn”? I don’t like the sound of it, why nothing happened? Every time you snap your talons, something happens”
>Discord snaps his talons again, making your desk disappears in a flashing light and in turn, making everything on top of it fall to the ground “Oh… well my pocket sized compadre, I have a good new and a bad one.”
>You slap your face with your hoof and groan; you already have an idea of what he is going to say
>“The good news, is that I can teleport basically anything from here to our Equestria…”
“And what is the bad news?”
>”That teleporting things away are pretty much the only thing I can do in this mess that you call world. I don’t know why, this didn’t happen the first time I came here, maybe my allergy to this goo had something to do with this” Discord sniffles annoyed, but tries to hide it behind a toothy grin “But don’t worry, maybe you can still use your magic. Say Anon, why don’t you-“
“Already a step ahead of you”

>>28378840
>You focus your magic on the broken computer that was previously on your desk… and lo and behold, it actually works! It seems that the human world does not suppress your magic.
“Not gonna lie, I find it funny that this goo only affects you, especially considering that is supposed to be made of chaos, and you are the supposed representation of chaos.
>”Is residual chaos, very different from normal chaos! Ugh… I won’t even bother to explain this to amateurs, but anyways, at least you can still horse around with your dumb pony magic” Discord didn’t seem too pleased by that, but eh, fuck him. Having access to your magic will give you some advantage here” I just have one more question. A tiny, minuscule question”
“What is it Discord?”
>”Why did that red light suddenly apperead?” he says while pointing something behind you with his paw.
“What Red light… oh no”
>You turn around and see the hallway that was outside your office being illuminated by a blinking red light. You open the door and run outside. Oh fuck… no
“That’s the alarm, or more like one of them. There are different alarms that the AOSR depending for what emergency is happening and each has different colors, and red is the highest one in terms of priority”
>”I think that a certain grumpy pony once told me to “get to the point”” Discord makes a squeaky voice to mock your own “So get to the point Anon, what does it means? And you better give me the resumed version, because I don’t want to get bored by the details”
>You feel a chill going down your spine; you gulp and turn to Discord with fearful eyes
“It means that the military is coming. The AOSR compound is heavily guarded by the US army, the marines and even the air force has jets that guard the facility, we need to get moving”

>>28378924
>You start walking at a frantic pace to where the main junction that connected every research building was located. Maybe you could use the transport system but that would make you an easier target so you and Discord will have to walk through the emergency tunnels since no one remembers that those exist.
>Why do you know about them? You always used them to escape from work and get drunk as fuck there.
>Discord rolls his eyes and makes a “get over with” motion with his paw “Anon, why should we worry about guards coming to us? In my experience, they are just a bunch of incompetent fools who can’t even use their spears right!”
“Spears? Discord, humans haven’t used that stuff for centuries, do you even know what a rifle is?”
>Discord shrugs and limits to walk along, following you to the main junction “I do not know what that “rifle” is, but if is a human invention, then it must be something boring. I don’t get scared of boring things, and besides, you could just use your shield spell”
“Shield spell? Discord, I don’t know what you are talking about. I can barely teleport and that sounds like a very advanced spell”
>Discord slaps his face with his paw and gives you a slap with his tail
“AGH! WHAT THE…heck… What was that for?!”
>”That was for being dumb. For Pete’s sake Anon! Did you drop on your head several times before coming here? Think! Or did you forget that you have lots and LOTS of dumb pony magic inside of you?”
“Yeah, but that’s not what I meant. How am I supposed to cast that spell? I don’t understand”
>Discord groans and pinches his nose before regaining his composure “Do you remember how magic works, right?”
>You nod

>>28379138
>”Excellent! Then you just need to focus and think that a magical bubble will shield you, use some of your magic and Ta-Da! A shield will come out. You know, that’s why they call it a SHIELD spell, because it can actually SHIELD you. Do you understand now, Mr. genius?” Discord eyes you with annoyance, arms crossed and expecting you to fucking learn a spell that you were sure that
“O-okay, I will try…”
>””I will try”” Discord says with a high pitched voice, obviously to mock you “You are starting to sound like one of those dumb and mediocre ponies! Say it, “I WILL do it!””
“But Discord…”
>”SAY IT!” Discord yells
“I will do it”
>The two of you continue walking until you reach a plastic door. So that’s why you didn’t see anyone around. This whole office complex must have been sealed off.
>Discord groans and pinches his nose once again and groans “Oh for the mother of everything that is chaotic! Are you seriously like that?! Say it with more emotion, say it gusto! Otherwise, I will transform you into a meek little sheep once we get back!” he threatingly waves his paw at you
>Oh shit, he wasn’t fucking around
“I WILL DO IT”
>Discord laughs at you and pinches your cheek ”Is that it? Oooh I guess that poor Lulu and Tia will have to live with the fact that their son will become just a loser who won’t achieve anything because he is too coward to do what needs to be done”
>You? A fucking loser? That son of a bitch! You will show him! YOU WILL FUCKING PROVE HIM WRONG. You focus on that goddamn shield, anger fueling you with enough power to feed the entire solar system.
“I WILL DO IT! I WILL DO IT! I WIIIILL. DOOOO. IIIIIIIT!”
>You feel that familiar electrical chill coming from your horn and…
“ha… HA HA! IN YOUR FACE DISCORD!”

>>28379150
>A gray shield was surrounding the two of you. Well, to be more accurate, the shield was more like a bubble made of magic than an actual shield. But what actually surprising, at least for you, was the fact that it wasn’t very taxing in terms of the effort that you were putting in holding the shield. Which was a good thing; maybe you were starting to have a better control over your magic.
>Discord gives you a smirk and hits the shield with all his strength, making you flinch since it felt like someone just punched your brain. But regardless that, the shield held up
>”Hrrrnn…” Discord strokes his white goatee while smiling from ear to ear “I’m very impressed, I expected just a tiny, miserable bubble. But this shield is actually quite sturdy and durable, my congratulations Anon. It seems that you have tons of untapped potential when it comes to magic”
>That makes you smile, you don’t know why, but that complement actually warmed your heart
“Hey Discord, thanks, and let me tell you that-“
>*FWOOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOOM*
>A familiar thundering noise interrupts your sappy little moment. Those were helicopters, shit; you also heard jets that were flying low. The definitely came from the nearby military base. They were definitely carrying soldiers. General Block wasn’tfucking around with this alert.
>You dispel the shield and look at Discord with some desperation in your eyes
“We need to get out here and find those antibiotics! The military is already here! Come on! If they capture us, I don’t want to think about what they are going to do to us!”
>Discord pats your head and rolls his eyes ”As you say Anon, after all, you are the one who knows this place. Oh and one more thing…”
“It better not be more f… freaking bad news. We already have much with the military. For the mess that I can hear, they are bringing a lot of units to respond to this alarm… they didn’t do suck ruckus even when there was that threat of a terrorist attack”

>>28379201
>”No, no, what did I say about worrying too much? You are with me Anon, nothing bad will happen as long as you don’t separate from me…” Discord makes what you think was a reassuring smile to boost your confidence, but in reality it came out as another fucking smirk of his “But that’s not what I wanted to say. What I ACTUALLY wanted to tell you was that, if you see anything that you like, and I mean AN-Y-THING, just tell me and I will bring it back with us. I can’t let this little task to go unpaid after all, especially since is to help the poor Fluttershy”
“I… alright Discord… thanks… and don’t worry, I swear that we will find someone to help your friend, alright?”
>Using your magic, you rib the plastic that was covering the entrance for the office complex. You start to run towards the junction, Discord following closely behind. It was still weirding you out that there was no one around here. And the constant buzzing sound of helicopters flying over the compound was not helping.
>As you started to reach the main junction, you couldn’t help to think that this was just too weird. There was no one in the complex, and the military response was too fast. The red alarm went on a few minutes ago and there was already choppers ready to deploy soldiers. It just seemed to weird an
“Agh!”
>”Ah!”
>You bump against something, or rather someone since that was a female yelp. You fall onto your back and look up…
“Oh no…Catherine?”
>In front of you was standing an old friend of yours: Catherine Curtis, A security guard that often ignored or even joined your little drunk adventures that you and your friends often organized in the security tunnels. If there was someone that you certainly didn’t expect to encounter, was her.

>>28379209
>”D-d-don’t move or I’ll shoot!” Catherine takes out her taser gun and points it at Discord. She was shaking, pupils shrunken by fear. She was completely and utterly scared about the creature that was standing in front of her, and how you would blame her, what she encountered was certainly that was beyond her job’s description.
>”Oh, now this may be advantageous for us.” Discord gives Catherine a grin and taps his talons and paws together “Tell me my little scared rabbit, do you know where we could find medicine for little woodland critters?”
>Discord advances towards the scared security guard. Catherine in turns responds by holding her gun like dear life and making a step backwards “S-s-s-top r-r-right there! I-I’m warning ya!”
>You raise your hoof and put yourself in between Discord and her, but of course thanks to your size, that didn’t matter much. Jesus Christ, she wasn’t that tall, but compared to you, she was a goddamn giant.
>Discord chuckles and in a fast motion, he slides to Catherine and disarms her ”Oh! W-w-w-warning us about what? That little toy that you were carrying?” He grins and wiggles his eyebrows at her.
>But Catherine was a well trained in her job; she releases herself from Discord’s grip and reaches for her pepper spray that she depletes on Discord’s eyes.
>But much to her dismay, Discord doesn’t react like she expected to. Instead of falling down in pain, he pulls out his eyeballs , licks them until they are squeaky clean, and rubs them on his chest before putting them back again “That was a little too spicy for my taste, personally I like paprika much more than pepper, so please keep that in mind for the next time that you try to spray me with such a tasteful gas, alright darling?”

>>28379228
>Catherine’s eyes were wide open and she was as pale as an albino ghost, her shakings were from just a little shiver to what it looked like a Parkinson’s patient trying to dance a Michael Jackson song “W-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you?!”
>”I’m going to give you points for not fainting, so I will reward such bravery by answering your questions, my dear little rabbit…” Discord slides his paw under Catherine’s chin, making her shiver but her fear made her unable to step back “My name is Discord, and that adorable little colt that you see over there” He points at you with pawn, never taking her eyes from Catherine’s “Goes by the name of Anon, ever heard that one before?”
>Catherines shifts her attention to you, despite being scared to death, she gives you a good look, she then frowns and walks towards you ”A-A-Anon? L-l-l-like the researcher that went missing?”
>You slowly nod and carefully, very carefully, walk to where she was standing
“Y-yes… actually… Catherine…”
>”H-h-how do you know my name?!” She gasps and covers her mouth with her had before picking her taser gun from the ground and point it at you “W-What did you do to Anon? Where is my friend?!”
>Discord grabs her chin and gently shifts her head towards him “Oh, so you two DO know each other, wonderful! But tell me my dear rabbit, why are you so shocked? After all, that’s your friend that is standing over there” he lets out a cruel laugh, enjoying Catherine’s meltdown
>”W-w-w-what?! That’s i-i-impossible!” she shifts her gaze to you and starts to hyper ventilate “A-Anon? I-Is that you?”
>You slowly nod, but this time you don’t try to approach her
“Yes Catherine, believe it or not, is me. Eh, if you want proof… I can’t really give you physical evidence but…”
>You rub your chin, thinking harder about what would convince her, something that only you and she would know… aha!

>>28379236
“Remember that Tijuana trip that we did with Eddie and Josh? On the night of the third day, you busted me out of that Mexican jail after I started that fight with that police officer, broke that drunken hobo nose and then you helped me to steal even more tequila. We never talked about that with anyone else, remember?”
>Catherine stars at you completely shocked, she doesn’t reply, but her spazed expression was more than enough to deduce what was going on in her mind.
“Catherine?”
>You walk towards her and gently touch her knee with your hood, making her fall on her knees and hug you tightly “Anon! What the fucking hell is going on?! What did you get yourself into this time?! Do you have any idea of how worried we have all been?! You were in the fucking news for months for fucks sake!” she was sobbing, and sobbing really hard.
>You feel a pain in your heart, it was regret. The regret of leaving all your loved ones behind without saying a word, and… wait, WHAT?! Did she say MONTHS?!
“C-Catherine, listen, I am happy to see you too but-“
>”But we are in a hurry, so if you please would be so kind to guide us where we need to be, I would be very thankful” Discord interrupts your reunion with your old friend, and he was right. As much as it hurt you to see her like that… you wanted to go back to Equestria as soon as possible.
>Catherine breaks the hug and looks at you intensely, she then turns to Discord and nods “I-I can, but only if you bring me along and tell me what’s going on!”
>”Why, that would be wonderful, and if you could keep us away from those soldiers, that would be even better” Discord grins and looks at the two of you with an air of superiority
>”I-Is a deal then…” despite the clear shock state that she found herself in, Catherine still tried to have some composure

>>28379249
>But you can’t have that, that would be fucking risky to say the least, and you have caused too much pain to her already
“No!”
>”What?” Both Discord and Catherine replies with shocked confusion.
“Listen Catherine, just tell us how to reach the biology department without the military taking notice of us and give us your clearance card so we can take what we need. There are many cameras, and I’m sure that if they see you helping us, then you are going to get fired or worse…”
>But her reaction wasn’t the one that you were expecting, instead of her reasoning that this was far too risky for her, she slaps you and yells “How can you say such thing?! I don’t care about that! I am going with you wherever you like it or not! Besides, how are you going to know where to look?! They remodeled this place after your office complex got contaminated with that thing!” She then turns to Discord and narrows her eyes at her, pointing her finger at him in a threatening fashion “And you… Discord, was it? You are going to tell me everything, and I mean, everything”
>Discord gives her an evil and disturbing grin, this time Catherine doesn’t back off, she was determined to know everything ”Very well, the deal is done then… and as for your worries Anon” he turns to you for a moment before returning to look at Catherine right into her eyes “Maybe I can come up with something that will help our dear rabbit”
>”Good… then tell me Anon, what do you need? I will take you there without any soldier taking notice about your presence” Catherine was clearly speaking to you, but she kept glaring at Discord. Goddamn, you forgot how stubborn and prideful she could be.
>You sigh in defeat; you were not going to convince her to stay out of this

>>28379275
“We need antibiotics, or at least that’s what I think. There are some… woodland critters that are incredibly sick, and for what Discord told me, the disease is spreading. Maybe we could find something useful at the microbiology, virology or ecology labs”
>”Very well, then I will lead the way!” Catherine turns and walks down a hallway, you and Discord follow her lead.
>During the walk, Discord tells Catherine everything that transpired since you meet him. About the deal, about you becoming this colt, about your new life and about Luna and Celestia.
>After Discord finishes his explanation, Catherine turns to you; eyes filled with anger “A prince? You left everyone worried sick about you, thinking that you were dead or kidnapped by some terrorists, but all this time the truth was that you left to become a prince?! A FUCKING PRINCE! YOU ADORABLE SON OF A BITCH!”
And that's it for the first part of the human world arch! Ya fuckers better come up with some feedback because I really am not sure about the quality of this one

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>>28379302
Yeah, it's real fuckin' neato having anon and Discord explore his old workplace and meet an old friend and all, but if you could make it a bit more like SCP Containment Breach that would be tits.

>>28379422
I actually have't played that one

>>28379539
Is just a monster that stares at you and moves everytime you close your eyes or something
Like weeping Angels from Doctor Who I guesss

>>28379623
>Is just a monster that stares at you and moves everytime you close your eyes or something
Sounds... awful, like that Slender man game

>>28379623
I like how you conveniently left out the part where it snaps your neck if it gets close enough.

>>28379539
>>28379623
Joking aside, Wand is talking about SCP 173, only one of the dudes in the game, and one of thousands.
There's what's his face, the rotting old man that kidnaps people, the plauge doctor, the shy guy, smug theatre mask, smug computer, basically zombies, Russian flesh hive, pool of blood, homicidal super lizard, coffee machine, happy slime, teddybear made of ears, cute drawing, Cain and Abel, probably is secretly god, homicidal wood chips, squeaky duck, miracle pill, mystery vending machine, random guy, super mega death virus, more menacing eyefloat, needs more cowbell, is just yarn, world's worst phone line, and world's greatest butler.
Thousands more.
The writing is shit mostly, everything is guarded in cages of super titanium reinforced with titanium, and is really totally bad if they escape you guys seriously , that's why my SCP which is classified 'Keterest' is caged also with acid lasers. Buuut. But some of the time they are pretty interesting. Not enough to warrant you getting really invested in reading them constantly, IMO, but if you have a couple hours to burn one day you should read a few.

>>28379727
Containment Breach is a fan game where you play a disposable employee trying to escape an SCP facility during a widespread containment breach. At times it can get pretty tense, especially when you don't know an SCP that you just found. Not the greatest game, but compared to Slender, it's a fuckin masterpiece. Then again, most things are, compared to Slender.

>>28379953
I suppose that maybe I will play it after trying Goldeneye Source. also for all of you folks, here is the pastebin link!
http://pastebin.com/6BU3geLe

>>28379953
>coffee machine
I fucking love that one. I'd totally ask it for a cup of knowledge.

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>>28379953
>that's why my SCP which is classified 'Keterest'

>>28379985
I liked goldeneye source better, just because weewy spoopy gaymes aren't my style. Just a heads up, it's the sort of game you try maybe a couple of times for one week, unless you really dig the whole "research facility gone to shit because hubris" aesthetic.

Also really getting sick of selecting store fronts desu.

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>>28379953
>this faggot has an SCP
ha
AHAHAHHAHA
no wonder you're worst writer

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I'd ask it for a cup of paternal affection

TFW: OUT OF RANGE


>>28380009
>>28380086
Oh hush you two, you know dang ol' well that was satirical.

>>28379953
>Recomending PC games when he doesn't have a PC

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>>28380348
Forgot my pic

>>28380137
You can have my appreciation of your writing. So far so good, Gumby

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>>28380137
if it was satirical, then that means youre a worse writer than I thought :^)

>>28380348
>>28380358
>>28380385
You people are not very nice at all. Also Elo,
>Someone who got their car stolen can't recommend a car brand.
>Fuggen implying.

>>28379997
Forgot to give you your (You) from last post. >>28380137

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>>28380385
;^)

>>28380449
>Getting your shit stolen in the first place
That hasn't happened to me and I live in the third world. What the fuck happened dude?

>>28379236
Please tell me that Catherine will come back later as a horse

>>28380904
>>28379236
Catherine Horse must happen. It'll be shitty if she has to deal with the aftermath of the resonance cascade.

>>28380914
>Catherine stays behind
>Gets rekted by a headcrab and if this isnt half life universe then she can easily get executed for treason, or at least sent to jail for life.
Nah mate, I don't want that shit to happen to her, Catherine horse NEEDS to happen

>>28379302
> YOU ADORABLE SON OF A BITCH!”
Made me kek
Also this chapter triggers ben's Anon ^:)

>>28372848
>"Anon....I believe you. I haven't felt this feeling...in quite some time..."
>Celestia walked further, to the edge of the balcony and looked down upon Canterlot. "I never would have thought something that came from Discord would be capable of friendship. But looking at what's become of my kingdom....Maybe it makes more sense than I realize" Celestia seemed to actually be coming to her senses "Anon, why have you come to see me?"
>There we go. But, did she even hear you the first time? She seemed lucid now.
"Celestia, I just want to make sure you're ok. And keep you company. Don't you get lonely up here? I know Sunset has tried to come in, but you always keep the door locked."
>Celestia walks back towards her room, past you, and heads towards her bed. The room, now that you look at it. was pretty plain. All it had was a seat, a mirror with a few drawers under it. and a nightstand. Not what you call royalty. "Because, It is my shame to bear alone. Nopony must know my suffering. It's my way of punishing myself for what I let happen. I was fooled by the two ponies that they call their king. And the world itself thought to punish me by taking everything I have. And thus, I must make sure it nopony else knows. So they do not suffer along with me. If Sunset knew the truth of this, she would not be able to stay composed. She already suffers from her own mistakes, she needn't suffer mine."
>Celestia climbs onto bed, and rests her head. "I wish you to keep this a secret Anon, and I'd like you to leave. You'll see me tomorrow"
>No
>You start inching towards her bed
"Then, what about how you acted earlier? All chippy and happy?"

>>28381033
>".....Sometimes I lose myself...I'm not always lucid. I try, but sometimes it's simply too much. I lose myself in some vain attempt to try to see good in the world. But it's gone, everything I believe is just an illusion. Perhaps it's just to further keep Sunset safe from the truth. Maybe one day I'll stay delusional, and she'll never have to worry again"
>Goddammit Celestia...how the fuck did this happen? Was this all really caused by Starlight? This couldn't have been what she actually wanted. Is it? Why did Discord even bother with this? It was better off knowing that these worlds never existed.
>But it was too late now, you had to press forward. And if you were going to help Celestia...
>Celestia's eyes went wide when she felt something hug her from behind "A-anon?..What are you doing?"
>You hugged her tight, you nuzzled along her back, you grasped onto her like she was your damned mother.
"What's it look like? I'm not leaving you like this. The Celestia I know would never give up, I mean, geez...the Celestia I know would punish me for doing a bad thing..."
>"Bad thing?" Celestia was hesitant to ask, feeling it might have been Discord tier "...And what is that "Bad Thing?" "
"Well..erm. See, I come from another Equestria, Dunno if you heard that or knew"
>"It doesn't sound impossible to me, I remember catching what you were about to say"
"Well...yeah. See, you were having some important meeting and I wanted to have my marefriend meet you or Luna. And you got pretty mad at me. You took this really important magical item away from me for a week as punishment so I can learn not to be a dingbat"
>Celestia's breath became irregular, as if she was shocked "My sister?...She had returned?"
>You gulp, you did say Luna...didn't you? You hoped what you were about to tell her didn't cause her to break down.
"Y-yeah, that prophecy you mentioned in the story? It happened. The Equestria I come from is a pretty friendly place."

>>28381076
>Suddenly, Celestia burst into laughter. Almost crazy laughter. She turned over to you, tears in her eyes, and grasped you tightly, giving you a firm yet gentle hug as the vibrations of her belly laugh coursed through you.
>Oh god...you broke her.
"C-celestia, a-are you ok?"
>She couldn't stop laughing for a few more moments. You expected her to break into sobbing at any moment. But despite the tears in her eyes, she didn't cry. She just carressed your back, laid down with you. "I'm alright Anon, it's just. That sounds like something I'd do. But, do you want to know why it's so funny?"
>...do you?
"Erm, sure?"
>Celestia snickered again, and whispered "It was probably because I was teaching you a lesson. I don't think I'd care if you actually came in during a meeting as long as you behaved properly. But there must have already been a pony who told you what I was doing before you tried...right?"
>.......nooooooooooo
"E-ergh..a-are you serious?"
>Celestia giggled "Mhmmm, I must have taken it from you because you thought you could do what you want. Actions have consequences Anon. Buuuuuut, if you had done it without a warning. I probably wouldn't have minded at all." Celestia rustled your mane gently and laughed again. "You must be a pretty silly colt to be friends with me but still disregard one's warning like that. And..." She stopped her giggling, her tone becoming serious, with a hint of relief "I'm glad to know my sister is not beyond redemption after all. Anon" Celestia cuddled you close again, and craned her neck over your head in a position to sleep "Would you keep me company this night? It has been awhile since I have genuinely smiled. And I fear I may enter one of my episodes again tomorrow. I just want to have one night where I remember what things used to be like. The chirps of the birds, the smiles of the ponies, and clean air, and soft sunshine that emanated from beyond the clouds"
>Of course you fucking would.

>>28381128
>And so the night passed. You and Celestia embracing eachother as for at least one night. Celestia's troubles left her. The burden of her past lifted temporarily so she may enjoy the company of the little colt who dared to break into her room. She was as warm as the Celestia you knew. It was like a mother who had reunited with her son. Celestia would have a good dream this night. And hopefully, once your mission was done. She'd never have to have a night suffering alone ever again.
>And as the night left and the morning came. You opened your eyes and yawned. You moved your hoof around and called for Celestia, but she had already gotten up.
"mnnnn, She's probably down stairs. Ok, I have a job to do."
>You leave her room and head down the tower back down to the bottom and exited towards the living room. Sunset Shimmer was alone writing on some parchment as a smell permeated in the air. The smell of delicious food. But, if Sunset was here, who was cooking? And where was Chrysalis.
"Sunset? Hey, good morning. Whatcha doing there?"
>"Writing the contracts, double checking, triple checking, quadruple checking. I'm making sure there's no loopholes whatsoever on both of them" Sunset said as she continued writing. The second contract she was writing on though, was as thick as a fucking book.
"Erm, what's with that contract? It's huge. I thought they'd be the same for both brothers"
>"They technically are. But the bigger one is for Flam. Y'see, me and Chrysalis had a long talk. She told me you had a tendency to screw up as badly as you succeed. She was afraid you'd screw up the contracts. So I decided to write them instead. It's no problem for me, I've done this kind of thing lots of times. It's how I got into Canterlot High without anyone, ahrm, anypony being the wiser." Sunset stops for a moment and then looks at you "So...wanna tell me what you were doing in Celestia's room? I already know how you got in."

>>28381187
>You take a seat and look at her from the across. You weren't afraid to say it. You accomplished what you went in there to do. You knew not to tell more than you needed
"I was just making sure she was alright. And then I just sort of ended up as her cuddle buddy"
>"That's it?" Sunset was sure there'd be more
>You nod
"Yep"
>"Hrn, well I guess that explains why she wanted to cook us a meal. Which, by the way. I have to tell you" Sunset goes back to writing "Chrysalis convinced her to make a ridiculous feast."
>Hm?
"Why? Why would she tell her that? Where is she anyway?"
>"She went to do what she said she'd do. She's having breakfast with King Flim. As to why she told her that, Chrysalis has this weird notion that you'll be able to bring in ponies that would actually snap Princess Celestia out of it. It's super weird. Queen Chrysalis, one of the most feared beings in YOUR Equestria who has obviously not been reformed actually wants to help. And is putting her faith in you. Of course, you're not exactly just a kid are you? Chrysalis filled me on some of the story you left out. You're lucky I believe it because it's the craziest story I've ever heard."
>Sunset stopped writing and leaned back, looking up at the ceiling with hope in her eyes "I can't even believe this is happening. It's so unreal..." sunset looked back to you with determination "That's why we can't mess this up, look. Chrysalis also told me you'd try asking me why she cares. She told me to tell you not to worry about it, focus on the mission, and point you out the door. I called a cab for you about a half an hour ago and it's still waiting outside."
>W-what?
"But wa-"

>>28381239
>Sunset stops you, using her magic to put your saddle bag around you before making your chair to a 180. "No buts Anon, just leave me be so I can get this done. If you want my opinion on Chrysalis, then here's a quick one. She seems to like you, sorta. But I don't think she actually cares for anypony else. Or maybe she's just super rude, I don't know. Just go already, ok? We can't waste time"
>Well then. If you didn't have time to waste, then so be it. You tell Sunset goodbye and head off into the cab. Presenting your gold card to the driver before making your way back to Flimsville and Flamsville. It seemed Chrysalis had started the game and everyone was focused. Sunset had to have known you didn't tell her the full story. But her love for Celestia was stronger than her curiousness on what happened, if she had a chance to help with fixing things. She was going to take it.
>As for Chrysalis, it seemed she was going to follow your plan after all. She knew what she was doing though. She must have had Sunset set up the cab too. You should have known she would have taken the initiative. As for having Celestia cook. That was both a smart and dumb move. Of course, since the results depended on you. You'd be at fault if you couldn't succeed in your mission. The stage was set, it was time to bring back Equestria.

and thats it for the night.

>>28379249
Here are you talking about the Twin paradox? I had the theory that the travel between universes could have that consequence. How many time happened in Equestria since the Anon arrival? 1 week?

>>28380478
Was moving, three different parties helped with the long process. Pc went in its box, box never showed up at point b. No idea who did it.

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>>28381248
https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM
This song is for you Erf!

>>28381375
2 weeks, but it has been almost two years on Earth

>>28381248
That Celestia scene was super cute.

>>28381128
Awww this was super cute

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>>28381248
Fuck ear!

Take as much time as you want in this arc, slave: it's fucking delicious.

The only arc over the past year I've been as eager to read
> WAT NEXT
of was that Film Noir interlude in the NN.

Do that again some time.

I also noticed Sunset mentioned that while it's illegal/invalid to sign a magical contract, she didn't say it was illegal to alter the perception of the signer with magic.

Maybe she neglected that detail, but what with the exposition that's she's litigious, and aware of Anon's chaos magic--and that bug butt is a changeling-- I'd just think she'd have mentioned as much.

Kek, but I doubt Anon realizes it.

On the flip side, something like
> ZAP
and Flam is Discorded + gas lit + blazing sco/pol/amine and Quaaludes, that would be a bit cheep.

Kek, or are you going to go for the Tree Of Harmony that Flim & Flam's chateau finds kept inna basement as a national treasure?

F.ex, a small twist on who's Magic in this dimension?

The trope of the con artist being conned out of a useful artifact he thinks is useless and is trading for something more useful is always amusing as a plot vector.

Na-ah, on 2nd thoughts don't tell, just battle the eggs that you might live another day to write green.

>>28383995
I like this guy, he really seems excited about his waifu potentianlly being interesting for the first time since she made an appereance

Catherine is my new waifu

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>>28384450
Kek, n-not like she's m-my m---

And coffee, what do you think of this mother fucking brunch?

- Mixed baby greens, smattering of EVO + raw apple cider vinegar, cracked black pepper, spices etc-- etc
- TOAST, fucking toast, OMG! Crappy store bought wheat bread, texture of warm paste.
- Two eggs, you can't quite see them as I didn't want to trigger Erf. They are pan-steamed with brine olives--sliced tossed on top. Finished with cheddar--crumbled. Then I threw some cut up tomatoes-- shelf ripened as fuck vine ripening, it's a meme.

N e wei, tomato was used to deglaze the pan, just a toss to get the juices under the egg and cheese and then slip everything off quick--so as to not cook the tomato, just warm it up a little.

Kek, capitcha isn't convinced-- it wanted me to select food.

>>28366123
here my pastebin at

http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ

>This lollipop tastes like wet grass
>And dirt
>But it's some sweet ass shit
>Better than slightly rotten chicken and stale crackers, at least
>Purple, who you have learned is named TwiSparkle somethingoranother, had you looked over by some pill peddler at the horse hospital
>And you were issued a clean bill of health
>And given some candy by a qt horse nurse
>You've fucked a horse once, it was 6/10
>So you were open to the idea of fucking another
>But nurses are high class ladies
>You'll need to work the ol Speedy charm if you're gonna get this one, though
>Either that, or find some way to incapacitate her and have some forcey fun time
>Both of which are going to be a lot harder than they usually would, considering the fact that you seem to be in a child's body
>"So, Speedy, where do your parents live?"
>The two of you were just outside the bonehouse
>Twiguy had already extracted your monika from you
>Now she wants your address
>Does this mean she also wants your dick?
>You hadn't quite pegged her as a kiddy fiddler, but you aren't opposed to the idea
>You shrug
"Dunno, I'm not sure if lodging was even included in the contra-"
>You suddenly sieze up and collapse to the ground as a wave of pain washes over you
>What the fuck
>You weren't even swearing
>Twilight is already standing over you
>"Are you okay? What happened?"
>You dry heave and cluch your stomach
>"Speedy? Speedy, what's going on?"
>Stop nagging me, cunt
>You manage to stifle the heaves and regain control of your body
"Just a... nervous tick, is all. Yeah, a nervous tick."

>>28385767
>She visibly relaxes at this
>Haha dumb cunt bought it
>You don't understand why you lied in the first place, but who the fuck cares
>She helps you up and you rub your still-hurting gut
>"So, what was that about your parents?"
>You give her a blank stare
"My what? Oh right."
>You look up at the sky and give your chin a rub
"I'll probably figure that out later."
>"Figure it out later? You mean you don't know who your parents are?"
"Or if I even have any. This whole experience has just been one big cluster-"
>You cut yourself off this time, rolling the phrase around in your head and cringing at the thought of another shock
"Err, mess. One big mess."
>She eyes you skeptically
>"I'm afraid I don't follow. What experience?"
>You let the question hang in the air for a moment
>After a short bout of inner deliberation, you begin to laugh
>And laugh and laugh and laugh
>What a time to be alive

>>28385767
I like this anti swearing mechanism that works like the one in South Park. Funny stuff

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>>28385403
8/10 brunch, would willingly eat. Glad to see an anon with some taste in here.
Here's a plate I made yesterday, and shown on the Dadonequus Discord channel. Some Bucatini with lobster peices, cozze and some basil, garlic and cayenne pepper tomato sauce. It was messy to eat properly.

Anyways here's today's episode, about a Turkish griffon wanting a cutie mark, the CMC should of just branded her:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sulza_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-609-the-fault-in-our-cutie-marks_animals

>>28386758
Also DnD tonight for you hicks who wanna join

>>28386758
Nice plate, though I would have gone with a romesco or a puttanesca for lobster. If the latter, I'd have saved the basil for the very end, chiffonade and then tossed in.

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>>28386852
Here's a pic of the plate for you. Honestly, couldn't eat more then two plates of this.

>>28386802
You forgot the DnD room link:
https://rolz.org/dr?room=Dadonequus

Will we be using Dsicord this time around? Also, the Anons are still at the resistance camp with Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy right?

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>>28386758
>It was messy to eat properly.
Ahh-- but so well worth it I'm sure!

I can see plainly that the pasta is of a good tooth, it's evident.

What might not be is that here in Burger land it's amazingly difficult to find pasta in restaurants or otherwise that's cooked properly.

It's seriously something I appreciate when offered, as it's a fucking SURPRISE.

I dunno though, 8/10 -- I think you're being polite, or comparing my plate with some gruesome filth Ben would come up with.

I can smell that lobster and garlic and basil you whipped up. THAT is a fucking 8/10. I'd say what I prepped is a 6/10, I didn't do anything interesting with the aromas, it was tasty, but to the nose it wasn't anything special, wholesome, but not invoking.

I dwell in Maine, so yes sir, I know WELL the power of the lobster. They are fucking delicious. Hell, you can simply boil one and crack it open, chew on the tail and claws like a savage and the only thing you might add?

Butter.

A fucking dish that mere as butter makes it eye rolling, toe curling delicious.

But, when you take lobster meat and do --anything-- with it, it just blows the fucking roof off.

Plus, lobster shells and guts are insane fertilizer.

Take a few shells+ guts, put in a hole, Plant a few tomato seeds on top -> enjoy.

Here in Maine Tomato is a bit more complex, as the spring time temperatures will kill the fuck out of them. So, it means starting them in pots in green houses, etc.

And, of course-- the amusing detail?

Vegans!

They don't know what we organic farmers do.

And lucky them, that they don't know BONE MEAL IS BETTER THAN NO MEAL AT ALL!

Que Gwar in here mother fucker.

Bone meal, blood meal, fish meal. The fuck do you think we use when we don't use chemical fertilizers? Pixie dust?

Our ORGANIC plants grow in DEAD ANIMAL FLESH.

That is organic farming. It's like Solient green when Vegans find out the cruel reality. Kek.

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>>28386949
>https://rolz.org/dr?room=Dadonequus
Hoe lee fug, am I the only nigger in here?

I'm so damn drunk I was confused by Puppy Linux's multi-desktop commands fora bout 40 seconds.

And it appears the only other faggot in here, Cookie, left as soon as I joined!

YOU FAGGOTS! Come in here and answer my questions!

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>>28387889
DnD is starting around 9pm eastern time according to the DM, Ben. He's on Discord here currently: https://discord.gg/sk9EZ

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>>28386949
There, this is what I cooked on the fire, I rolled > half of a d69 after all!

Capticha wanted me to select pies, hah, fuck you!

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>>28387945
>https://discord.gg/sk9EZ
Wat, I in wrong place?
Oh fuck this, four chins is giving me some timer fuck you nigger I'll fuck you and your cuckolded fucking ass you fuck-- oh

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>>28388061

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>>28388079
Yeah it looks petty gross, basically just turkey burger fried and glazed with BBQ sauce and some steamed caarrots and so forth with baby greans and baked beans thrown on there as fuck why not?

That beer has 7.2% ethanol by volume should give you a suggestion as to the value of 'why not'.

Picture 100% related.

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>>28388073
https://discord.gg/2nCut9u

We're starting DnD after Ben comes back from eating shit.

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>>28388185
There, as fuck this thing

Where's everyone?

>>28389713
DnD rape

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>>28389717
>DnD rape
Indeed, I have no idea what happened.
Fluters is in trauma, Sunset preened herself of raping ink, it took a while, but the party eventually even left camp!

Then the party fell in a zombie gorge. I think the party got out.

I leashed too many things, including the gorge itself.

>>28390045
Wrong Sunset, nerd

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>>28390101
My bad, take this glorious image as my condolences for the insult, absent of intent, leveled against your tender anus, my dear faggot.

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>>28389717
>>28390045
After either breaking everyone in the camp mentally, covering them in ink cum and keeping them frozen in a thousand mile stare. After cannibalism, rape, dancing and key plot item breaking. The group finally escape the camp! Sunset Airlines, a French Pegasus whorse is the newest victim to the get anally ravaged, the unspoken rule of the DnD session.
In all holes actually, Tentacles Anon A.K.A the reborn Squizzard becomes the first player to get some with... All those tentacles. Anyways the broken "ink" covered Pegasus finally gets relief when Anontonio throws a single dagger and slays the Squizzard. TENTACLES ANON DIES AGAIN, first by a merchant and now by an Italian butcher. But Discord revives him as his original colt form. Booooo. Speedy becomes Apollo and gets burned when he flies too close to the sun and causes global warming over Equestria. Anontonio has the group clean up, and progress is made with a new map. They make their way towards the sunken library in search of a missing Twilight Spergle. The group exit the camp and make their way to a dark gorge. The 4 find themselves surrounded by 100 zombies. Anontonio and Sunset Airlines being pegasi, leave the other two to their fates as they fly over the clouds and both roll 17 as dubs, causing a lightning storm by stomping on them. Lighting up the gorge and disintegrating 100 zombies in an instant. The group then discover a ruins enterance that decends underground and that's where we stopped for today.
A pregnant male seahorse named "Alberto Jr.", a gagged Fluttershy, a ravaged pillow, a map, a Neighponese calamari and a Prench whorse were all broken in the making of today's DnD session.

Can't wait for the next!

>>28390045
Practically this DnD session in a nutshell
https://youtu.be/F9UKNwlhhpo?t=111

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>>28390370
No idea about that, this is what was going through Anontonio's mind During all the shenanigans. From checking out Anonfilly's 'parts',to cussing, to shitting on others, to getting a wing boner, to preening his wings, to killing the Squizzard and stomping on the stormclouds.: https://youtu.be/FKz4TtHCvh4
This song is actually one of the 3 things that led me to create Anontonio's personnality.

>>28390244
I am Icarus, bringer of pain.

>>28390613
>Speed Weed


Like Law and Order?

>>28390669
you know it baby

>>28381248
>The drive took awhile, but you were back in Flimsville and Flamsville within the hour.
>The cab driver kept to himself, he didn't seem too happy that he wasn't getting paid. But dems the rules. You thought about leaving him some bits. But you could hear him grumbling to himself about having to drive around a "dumb kid"
>When you arrive in town, you ask the cab driver to take you to Pinkie's. But unfortunately, he had no idea who that is. Holy fuck, you had no idea where she fucking lived! GODDAMMIT! WHY DO CHARACTERS TELL PEOPLE TO SWING BY AND YET NEVER TELL THEM WHERE THEY LIVE HALF THE TIME!
>You then tell the cab driver to stay put. He tries to argue with you that he has other things to do. But your gold card shuts him up. Huh, it seems having a gold card was a pretty high honor. Or rather, would get you in trouble if you fucked with it's holder.
>You step out, and look around. It seems he had decided to stop near a theater, a fire station, and a couple of unmarked buildings along a T street.
>You see many ponies walking by, fuck....this wasn't going to work. But you try asking some if they had ever heard of a cheery Pink Pony named Pinkie Pie, or if they had heard of a Maud Pie,Blinkie Pie, Inkie Pie....a Pie.
>No answer. They either ignored you or just told you to step aside.

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>>28390749
mah nigga

>>28390852
>"Having trouble there kid?"
>You hear a voice coming from above you...dammit, you already knew who it was.
"Rainbow Dash?"
>You look up, she was hovering above you. "Yep, that's pretty cool how you memorized my name you..er.....you"
>Goddammit, well. You shouldn't be surprised that she forgot your name.
"It's Anon, also. What are you doing? I haven't done anything wrong."
>Rainbow Dash shook her head at you, and landed at your side as she adjusted her chief's hat. "I know, but it is kinda suspicious that your back in town so soon. Did ya already make a deal with the kings?"
>Like you would, egh. She was annoying you already just with that question. But, maybe it wasn't bad that she showed up. She might know where Pinkie is.
"No, I haven't made a deal yet. They gave me this gold card so I could enjoy their land before coming to a decision"
>You flash the gold card at her
"I mean, that's not the first time you've seen a pony with a gold card around. Right?"
>"Uh, actually it is. Usually ponies with gold cards hang out in Canterlot. Now I'm super suspicious..."
>Rainbow Dash squints her eyes at you, bringing her face directly in front of yours "You aren't up to any trouble, are ya?"
>You raise an eyebrow at her, was she seriously asking that...well, actually. You were plotting against her kings. But still!
"Is that anyway to address a prince?"
>Rainbow Dash also seemed to have forgotten that fact. And backs off "Woah woah, ok ok. Sorry, I forgot you were a prince of...something. Ok, look, I get the hint. You aren't doing anything wrong. I guess I'll go patrol the south side of the city an-"
>You stop her right there, you had to, you didn't want her just darting off.
"Actually, hold on! I need your help actually. I'm looking for a pony named Pinkie Pie, she's a pony with a cotton candy like pink mane. Have you seen her? Do you know her? I need to speak to her. And as the honorable and great police chief, I thought you might know"

>>28390937
>Rainbow Dash rubbed under her chin as she thought about it. "Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie....Pinkie Pie. I Can't say I ever heard of her. But your description does fit a pony some of my officers had arrested. She had blue eyes right?"
>.......
"YOU ARRESTED PINKIE PIE?!"
>you brought your hooves upon Rainbow Dashes ears with a hop and pulled her head down as you looked into her eyes angrily.
"WHY WOULD YOU ARREST PINKIE PIE?! WHAT DID SHE EVEN DO?!"
>She didn't lie..did she? No, she couldn't have. Chrysalis said she didn't...unless Chrysalis lied..
>"W-woah! hey! calm down!" Rainbow Dash backed off into a pole and fell on her butt as she had to struggled to get you off her ears. "Get off Anon! What's with you! Sheesh!" She has shake her head and give you a shove to get you off, knocking you flat on your ass. "I should have you arrested for that! Seriously! My gosh!" Rainbow Dash dusted off her uniform and straightened her hat. "Look, I'll let you off with a warning, k? Because that usually gets you up the river for sure."
>Dammit, you lost your cool there. Why? Pinkie was almost an acquaintance at this point. Even in your world. But, she was one of your favorites regardless. You did originally want to try to woo her. It never really left it seemed. What was odder, was Rainbow Dash wasn't throwing you in prison for assaulting her. You thought for sure she went full on asshole.
"S-sorry, I just. lost my head. A-are we cool?"
>"That's a lot to ask kid, we aren't even friends. But like I said, I'll just let you off with a warning. Sheesh, what does she even mean to you. She was arrested for stealing y'know. Being friends with a thief makes you super suspicious. So I'm just gonna guess she must have fooled you, pretty darn hard actually for you to react like that" Rainbow Dash said as she pulled out a notepad and looked at it "Yup, big time stealing. She's probably gonna go away for a long long time"

>>28391015
>Stealing?....Pinkie..no...why?
>Your ears droop, as you look down in shame of what you have done. You got tricked pretty damn good.
"...oh..."
>"Sorry Anon, but she should have thought about what would happen when you steal entire collections of old style bits." Rainbow Dash tapped her chin with her notepad. "Wonder where she got em"
"Yeah......wait"
>Old style bits....OLD STYLE BITS?!
"Those were MY bits!"
>You say with an angry yell after making the realization that she was arrested for nothing.
>"Oh....hey, that makes sense. You did have a lot on you" Rainbow Dash felt a little dumb not realizing that, then shook her head at the shame of Pinkie being a thief "tsk tsk, stealing from a prince. Now she's super duper done. Yikes, why would anypony do anything stupid like that?"
>your eye twitched...GODDAMMIT BLUE CUNT!
"SHE DIDN'T STEAL THEM! I GAVE THEM TO HER! HOLY CRAP! DID YOU DO ANY INVESTIGATING AT ALL?!"

>>28391073
>Rainbow Dash was taken aback. In fact, you were surprised at how stunned she really seemed. Like she actually cared about the mistake. "W-what?! You gave them to her?!"
>You growled, you didn't care if you got arrested. How the fuck do you screw that up? Especially when you were the one who actually stole fucking bits!
"Yes! Duh! That didn't click when I said I was looking for her or was surprised when she got arrested?! What kind of police work do you even do?!"
>Rainbow Dash gulped as she tried to calm you down. In her head, this was two things. one, she pissed off a guest of the kings. But, surprisingly enough, it was the fact that someone who was actually innocent got arrested. "Anon, hey, look. I'm gonna say it right now. As the chief of police of both Flimsville and Flamsville. I'm super sorry, but I didn't even arrest her. I was out at Ghastly Gorge dealing with some weird monster sighting. Didn't even find it despite that rep from whatevermare incorporated saying she saw some scary clone of herself. Pinkie was arrested while I was out and she's probably in court right now"
>Court?! NOW?! BUT YOU SAW HER YESTERDAY!
"Court?! THAT QUICK?!"
>Rainbow Dash shrugged "Hey, justice works fast here. Our prosecutor has a one hundred percent conviction record"

>>28391145
>Oh no, in a world like this, it probably wasn't long before she was given the guilty verdict. You had to move fast.
>Without a word, you try to get back into the cab. But Rainbow Dash stops you, holding your tail with her hoof.
"LET ME GO! I HAVE TO GET TO THAT COURT HOUSE!"
>"Hey! R-relax!" Rainbow Dash tugged at your tail to pull you back "You can't just go to the courthouse and say you have proof that she didn't do it. There's rules!"
"I DON'T CARE! LET ME GO! I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY!"
>Rainbow Dash pulls harder, making you fall on your tummy. "There's already a way!" Rainbow Dash sighs as she helps you up and dusts you off "Look, I'm sorry. I should have investigated into it myself. But I was just so darn busy. I'm sorry, but look. There is a way, we have a rule that if the chief of police presents new evidence during a trial. It can be submitted to either side. This goes for witnesses too. Also, you won't ever make it on time with traffic the way it is. You're flying Air Dash! Got it?"
>Wut?....she was now...helping you?
"Woah, woah woah.,...woah woah woah. Hold on. You're actually helping me? Why? You actually care than an innocent pony got arrested for no reason?"
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes at you "Duuuuuh, that's not right Anon. I'm the chief of police, it's my job to be loyal to the citizens of both towns by doing my job right and protecting them...even if a lot of them are jerks."

>>28391229
>But, there was still the fact she stole bits.
"What about the bits you took from me?"
>Rainbow Dash flinched, and looked to the side as she rubbed the back of her head "Yeeeeaaahhh that was actually Gilda, I probably should have said something but she's my friend. Y'know?"
>.....
>You cross your front hooves as you sit on your bum and give her a mean look.
"And Fluttershy?"
>Rainbow Dash sighed at that one. She didn't seem very proud to hear THAT name. "...Geez, you're pretty nosy for a colt. erm...Why even bring her up?"
"She's your friend..or was. What did she do for you to abandon her like that, huh?"
>Rainbow Dash gulped, she was feeling a shitton of guilt right now. But she also felt some of it wasn't her fault. "look, Fluttershy is still sorta my friend. At least, I'd like her to be. When Flim and Flam became King and started making those deals and gave everypony their share of bits. I suggested to her that we all pull in to try to get a better deal. But when they started demolishing the Everfree forest. She dropped out and joined a bunch of hippies. And I'm not talking regular hippies Anon, these guys are violent. During the day they act like pacifists, but they attack other ponies at night or rob them or blow stuff up in the name of "Nature". Fluttershy has never been a part of their night raids, I know because when we got a bigger force and started stopping their raids she was never with them. She doesn't even know. I've tried to get her to leave, but she won't listen to me, she thinks I became a bad pony. But I'm not! Could you imagine what would happen if some punk became chief? things would be a lot worse! Even if the ponies of the town became jerks. I'd rather protect them then hurt them. But..."

>>28391293
>Rainbow Dash sighed "I also want my old best friend back. I mean, geez, with the way things are, I kinda wish things went back to the way things were. To tell you the truth, Wonderbolts were a cooler idea anyway. Look..." Rainbow Dash stood up and spread her wings "We can't stay here chatting all day, we gotta go and get your friend out of there"
>Rainbow Dash...christ. You misjudged her. You thought she was a colossal cunt, when really she was just a slight one. One with a big heart who was internally suffering due to the world change. It made you wonder if you were wrong about Rarity and Twilight. You approach Rainbow Dash, with a newfound respect for her.
"Yeah, let's go...and thanks Chief..."
>You get on Rainbow Dash's back as she darts into the air, heading from one town to the other.
>You had a question for her, since now it seemed Pinkie Pie wasn't the only invitable pony.
>Even at the speeds she was moving at, your resolve remained strong. You've moved at speeds similar before. You had grown used to it.
"Rainbow Dash, can I ask you a question?"
>"Sure! what is it?"
"After we're done getting Pinkie out, can you come with me back to Canterlot? I want you to meet somepony...please?"
>Rainbow Dash said nothing at first, then she looked to you with a smirk "Eh, why not? I have some vacation time anyway, besides. I have to make it up to you since I screwed up so bad right?"
>You almost tear up at that, this plan was now going better than you could have hoped for. Celestia was going to be so happy.
"Yeah....."
>You hug onto her gently for the rest of the ride, you didn't know if she picked up on the affection. But you felt like giving her a hug for this.
"..Thanks Rainbow Dash"

>>28391339
done. also made some necessary edits in the pastebin. including an slightly expanded upon fluttershy explanation

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>>28391374
Very nice chunk of green. I just read it while mildly hung over off 5h of sleep. I think 5h, fug.

And if it's enjoyable under this mental condition, it's good.

And what the hell are these things?

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Away with you page nine!

Fuck you everyone

>>28391339
>Rainbow Dash is less of a cunt in this world

>>28392739
Good morning and happy Sunday!

>>28391339
>Wrong about Twilight
>Implying she doesn't the flam cock everynight

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>>28391339
daww

im looking forward to them saving equestria

>>28392999
update when

>>28393393
Hopefully never, or at least until the nigga gets a PC

I'm curious about something. I want you guys to name your top 5 The Legend of Zelda games

>>28394724
Twilight Princess
Majora's Mask
Windwaker
Link Between Worlds
Breath of the Wild

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>>28394771
>Twilight Princess

We've been over this, shitposter.

>>28394771
>Twilight Princess
>Unreleased Skyrim mod
Shitposter has a shit taste

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>>28395226
>>28395209
>implying Twilight Princess isnt the best zelda
I hope your parents know about your horrid taste, plebs.
You might need another coming out party.

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>>28395248
>horrid taste
>plebs
Coming from the anime poster...

Shiggy Diggy

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>>28395285
>not posting anime images
>on an anime image board

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>>28395344
>Not posting ponies on a pony image board
>Calling a pony image board an anime image board
>The pony image board is actually a Brahman Robe-cleaning tutorial

Keep fucking up friendo, no one will judge ;^)

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>>28395450
>implying all of 4chan isnt an anime image board

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>>28395500
>Ignoring the distinction between Japanese Culture and all the other boards
>Running damage control in the current year
>Failing this horribly

>>28395500
also what's that picture from? Never found out

>>28395588
probably some loli porno or something

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>>28395588
Im not gonna give a link to a pleb
>>28395556
>implying all of japanese culture isnt only anime

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>>28391339
I was really against the Flim Flam story arc when it was suggested, but damn Erf. I'm so hype for seeing this finale!

Make discord proud with this one, man.

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>>28395629
Probs
>>28395639
how dare you
Also,
>implying I ever implied anything like that

Try harder.

>>28395734
STFU with your off-topic bullshit, we're being smug at each other.

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>>28395752
Gumball, pls.

Looking forward to your next chapter too, wanna see anon meet the mane 6 and try to keep his cool.

>>28395790
Oh, well thanks. Working on the next chapter tonight. Having a hard time, because I've got nothing for Anon's second day of training, but mountains of material is coming to me for the chapter leading up to Fluttershy, and it is all 100% Discord. Still trying to work out how I'm going from here, but I want it to be good, you know?

>>28395852
>100% Discord
You're speaking my language there, boi

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>>28395790
>Not being smug in 4chan

>>28395248
>The Zelda with the most wasted potential is the best Zelda
>Implying is not Majora's Mask

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>>28395852
>and it is all 100% Discord
oh shit

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>>28394724
>your top 5 The Legend of Zelda games
I haven't played most of the gen-5+ games, but...
- LoZ aLttP
- LoZ 2
- LoZ LA
- LoZ OoT
- LoZ 1

Mostly nostalgia glasses, but LoZ 2 I wasn't fond of it when I was a little kid, I just didn't get it. It was like Simons Quest, it just made me go WAT? That it is confusing is more enjoyable to me now.

Overall, isn't it adorable how the director took many of his childhood memories and stuffed them into links adventures? F.ex, pict related.

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Oh, I forgot to say mine:
-Majora's Mask
-Wind Waker
-Link's Awakening
-Ocarina of Time (Master Quest)
-A Link to the past

>>28395915
It adds to that, but I also like how MM came to be. The impending doom element came from North Korea doing military test near Japan, the staff was at the wedding of one of their friends and they commented how surreal it was to be celebrating when there was the potential of a military conflict. Tons of stuff came from Koizumi and Aonuma nightmares while developing the game too

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>>28396204
>The impending doom element came from North Korea doing military test near Japan,
That's cool, makes me want to give MM another shot some time.

I gave it a shot, but not a fair shake.

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>>28396328
Yup, a lot of the most disturbing stuff from MM came from the actual state of mind of the staff at the time. The time mechanic kinda was inspired by their own time limit to deliver the game

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>>28394724
Wind Waker
Twilight Princess
Phantom Hourglass
Spirit Tracks
Breath of the wild

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>>28396635
>DS Zeldas
>Unreleased game

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>>28396635
>Phantom Hourglass

Never understood this obsessive weirdness over Zelda.

>>28369055
>You really wish she would stop talking.
>It's becoming quite the skeptical as well.
>No matter how many words come out of her mouth, they just.. keep... coming...
>"And Zecora's house or hut thingy was so cool, I thought I could climb all~ the way to the top, so I did, and it was like woah! but then I saw some ornaments and it just caught my attention you know? So I just started dangling them and pawing at them, it was so fun! You should really try it Anon! Oh oh and then uhm... actually I won't get into that part, but your fur was so comfortable, it was like a cozy furry bed that I just wanted to lie in all day..." She slowly lays on the ground in front of you and promptly falls asleep, like a mime showcasing an act.
>But it doesn't last long as she quickly jumps back up and cradles the slime in her hoof once more. "Oh you should have felt it, it was like bliss on my fur~ Oh I could have just melted!"
"I thank you for the summary of past events Elune, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut you short."
>Elune looks at you with a very visible pout. "And why not?"
"Because we're here."
>You point to the giant crystal castle in front of the three of you, which makes Elune's eyes widen. "This is the castle!? It's so big and sparkly and-" you place a hoof on her muzzle, causing her to stop, as well as scrunch up.
"You can sight-see after I'm done informing Spike. In fact, you can help."
>"Mmmm~ but I wanna-, wait I can help?"
>Guess her curiosity is working against her.
>Good, you don't think your ears can take it anymore.
"Yes, given that you your speech is back. I assume that you'd love to talk to Spike of all the past events."

>>28397391
>You thought that she wouldn't want to repeat everything she's said thus far, but her excitement knows no bounds. "Really! Yay! I get to talk more! It's been so long since I've been able to talk and the more I do, the more I never get tired of it!"
>That last part makes you cringe internally.
>But at least the parasite is being past on to a different host.
>You go to knock on the door, but are interrupted as Spike opens them for the both of you.
>"Anon! Where have you been!? Where's Twilight!? Is she OK? And uhhh... who is that?"
"That is Elune. She'll explain everything you need to know."
>Spike tries to further question what is going on, but you interrupt him.
"I'll be heading over to the kitchen, and as of right now, Twilight is at the hospital if you must know her location first."
>Spike becomes more panicked at the new information. "The h-h-h-hospital!?" and this time it's Elune who starts to speak.
>"Yeah! She had to fight these big mean wood wolfies wi- I mean... all by herself! There were lasers too! and it was like PEW POW BLEH!"
>Spike was getting suspicious now, but knowing the speech from earlier, he won't be able to escape.
>So with the threat nullified, you head up the crystal staircase and through the hall towards the kitchen.
>You wonder if Spike got any more shipments.
>Hopefully that was the case.
>You make your way through when you spot something on the table.
>Are those... tissues?
>Lots of tissues.
>In fact, there's a pile of them to the side of the chair.
>Was Spike up all night by chance?
>You'll question it later.
>For now, you head into the kitchen and look around for anything tantalizing.
>Though nothing is out, so you might have to look in the compartments.
>So you start off with the biggest one, the fridge.
>You open it and look around inside.