Casual/Public Sex Thread #15

>>28368098

Signing as you finish your meal and stand up, you place your trash in the bin and before you leave, you turn trot to the restrooms, entering the stallion's you enter a stall and sit to do your business. While trying to ignore the thoughts about the mare and her filly, a circular slot in the stall wall slides open and a sopping wet marehood presses up against the hole. Sighing you finish taking a dump and flush before stepping over to the sink to wash your hooves and the mare's saliva off of your package, you hear a disappointed sigh come from the mare in the stall. You leave promptly and quietly, exiting the hayburger and trotting through ponyville. You see fillies playing with a colt at the park, as several mothers are trying to get the lone colt to ware a condom. You sympathies with the colt, he's going to be milked dry by those fillies. Spring time was always a sexual battle field, and you had to get home quick before you were among the drained. Having every mare you pass assume the mounting position as you pass was making it difficult to keep your erection at bay. And the smell was making your testes work over time, making walking awkward as they grew heavy.

>>28375760
>What is proofreading?

>>28375096
I want pubic sex with filly, plz

>>28317235
>>28318567
I'm kinda interested in writing this situation from the last thread.

>>28376056
do it
although in hindsight I'm not sure why porn would even exist in a setting where you can just walk outside and plow any field you like
maybe it would be for ponies with a taste for exotic poon that isn't locally available
like a griffon fetish or something

>>28375984
>What is speed writing?

>>28375984
>>28376394
>Not writing, but choose to complain about quality of content.

Are you trying to scare off the writefags?

>>28376394
A shitty excuse made to try and cover for obvious mistakes?

>>28376411
>Are you trying to scare off the writefags?
Nope, but I'm not going to suck their cocks for making avoidable mistakes either

>>28376427
Writefag here, I'm not afraid of criticism, so lay it on me, what's wrong with my horse words?

>>28376450
The content is good, but there are a lot of annoying spelling and grammar mistakes ("signing" where it should be "sighing", missing the and in "you turn trot to", "entering the stall" should probably have been the start of a new sentence, etc.). You just need to read through what you're about to post, before posting it, not just write and pray for the best. But seriously keep it up, I criticise because I had the hots for my English teacher when I was a lad and these kind of errors make my dick limp.

inb4 someone points out an obvious mistake I've made in this post 6:)

>>28376300
Porn only exists in a world where religion that is retarded enough to think that there is anything evil about the natural body exists. I.E. Christians/muslems/jews/mormons/other similar religions suck.

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>>28376015

>>28377910
Adult-foal sexual contact is inevitable in casualsexquestria.
Adults indulging foals' crushes with educational, no-pressure, foal-directed sexual play would be healthy and normal.

>>28378248
Also an excellent way to teach the foals about contraceptives and to be careful during heat season.

>>28378248
>>28378268

This is actually how real tribes in south american jungles today teach children about sex, they have an open society without any clothes, you boys live with adult women and the young girls with the old men. The children are taught bout sex when the child starts asking questions on its own.

bump?

>>28378339
Hunter-gatherers own, agriculture was a mistake.

Boop?

>>28376056
Yes please.

>>28380105

>>28378339
Sounds like a great way to live.
Makes you wonder what went wrong in modern "civilized" cultures.

>>28381152
Thanks Obama!

>>28375760
This
I like this, besides the idea of the main character being a stallion

>>28381468
Yeah, Anon should always be a human. It makes no sense for him to be a horse.

>>28381152
>Makes you wonder what went wrong in modern "civilized" cultures.

Priests and guilt. It got more complicated but it all started there.

>>28381516
You're probably right.

pone is for?

Bumpo

>>28381903
friendship

>>28381903
Sexual.
PUBLIC sexual.
Sexual while she's busy trying to buy groceries or bake a cake.
The possibilities are endless.

>>28382543

>>28382543

Is everyone here bumping in hopes of the one writefag to return with content?

>>28375760
You can see your house, its only a few short blocks away. Your dick is starting to hang low, slapping your legs as you walk. Seeing mares getting rutted in the streets while colts learn the pleasures of life from their mothers, you nearly trip over a filly in your distracted state. Sitting in the middle of the road, right in front of you is a tiny filly with a hungry look in her eyes. And she isn't looking at you, but slightly below you.

"Whas dat?" She asks with a child's lisp.

Oh great... "Its a dick."

You start to step around her, then the filly moves to block your path. "Whas it fowr?" You sigh.

"Look around you, kid." She steps in your way again.

"I can see dat mommy ponies like it, but why does looking at it make my kitty itchy?"

"Look, kid, I'm in a hurry, can't you ask... " you look around at all the fucking ponies "Anypony else?"

She looks around "I can, but you're here now."

You sigh. It's gonna be a long day...

>>28385954

You sit down with a huff, your flaccid, but unsheathed cock laying on the ground in front of you. "Have you learned where babies come from yet?" She shakes her head. "Not even from your mom or dad?"

"I... I don't have a daddy and mommy has work today and there's no school today either and the boys don't like me and- "

"Alright, alright, I don't need your whole life story..." You pick up your dick and wave it at her. "This here is a penis." You move it aside and pick up your balls. "These are testicles" Letting go, everything flops on the dirt road. You point at a mare presenting at every stallion walking by, some giving her a lick, others following another mare's tail. "See those fat plump pink lips on that mare's backside?"

"Uh huh! Just like my kitty!"

"Er, kitty, right. Well, stallions puts his penis in there, and the testicles make a special juice that goes through the penis like a straw and puts a foal inside of her. And right now is heat season, so most mares really really want to make a foal, get it?"

"Oh... I get it now, so the reason my kitty is itchy is because it wants a foal?"

You're up and trotting quickly to your house, the filly too slow to stop you this time. "Exactly! Now you know how things work, but you're to young to have a kid, so don't do what your kitty is telling you to do!" Everyone within earshot of your conversation with the filly laughs at the filly's embarrassment.

Luckily some mare's hearing the conversation have stepped up to the filly, one of the mares gives the filly a roll of condoms.

You slam the door to your house shut behind you. Finally, freedom at last. Now where's that wife of yours? Somepony is getting a hearts and hooves day surprise.

>>28381903
Friendship and sexytiems

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>>28386888
Checked.

>>28386604

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sexy bump

>>28388644
i would rut that butt in front of twilight's castle.

>>28388644

>>28389134
>Rutting Lyra on the steps of the friendship treecastle.

>"What the hell is going on out-?" Twilight steps back inside, comes out a moment later with a chair and a bag of popcorn.

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>>28388644

>>28385096
link to full pic?

>>28390040
>see filename
>967423_cropped.png
>put 2 and 2 together
https://derpibooru.org/967423
here ya go friendo

>>28376056
>>28376300
>>28380105

I'm just gonna make this simple by just having all the ponies be anon ponies. Also because fucking love green ponies as I'm a faggot like that.

>The Anon clot heard that his mom is having some of her friends over for some tea.
>She would of been with her sister, but she had other plans day.
>"Great, I have to spend a day with mom..."
>Anon colt usually loves her mom, but the fact it's gonna be her and her friend makes it feel weird to him.
>The clot has been acting a little strange around his twin sister, well at least with her gone he can finally think straight.
>He thinks it might be part of him growing up. He sometimes sees mares letting be "Bucked" as his mother puts it as.She always covers his eyes when this usually happens.
>He shrugs it off for now. He heads downstairs to join in with his mom and her friends. But before heading into the room where his mom is held, she got a small peek of her ass. Anon colt blushes a bit before going into the room.
>The colt gets in the room and sees three of his mother's friends They all have tea and cookies.
>The colt being a little shy about asking this as he starts to stammers a bit.
>"Mom can you help me talk about puberty?"
>Anon mother gets surprised when he hears this.
>"What do you need help with son?" Anon mother asks.

Sorry to cut it short, I'll write more later, as for now, I need to get some rest and I got work in 4 hours.[/spoilers]

>>28390856
Please proofread your shit.

>spelling errors
>mixing up he/she and her/his

I like your ideas, but ffs man.

>>28390900
I imagine it's difficult to type correctly when one of your hands is otherwise occupied ^;)

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>>28391152

>>28389321
Somehow I doubt sex would be a spectator sport in Equestria, considering how common it would be. More likely Twilight would ask if she could have a turn next. She could use a bit of unwinding.

>>28391566
I can imagine voyeurs existing anyway.

>>28392827
I'd be on par with things like bird watching or fishing.
"Wow, look at the size of him."
"Look at how much juice she's producing."

>>28391566
>>28392827
>>28392842
Or it's an equivalent of dancing / playing music, i.e. there's absolutely nothing stopping you from doing it yourself but it's still enjoyable to watch / listen to others. Plus that way you get the fun of audiences going and watching sex choreographed to music performed by some of the best performers in Equestria, parents going to watch their foals first blowjob recital, hot new thrusting positions sweeping the nation.

I got you a mare in a box
https://derpibooru.org/1206013?scope=scpe8bd2f8472bd5c5ce4bf0170970c18499f5cacab3

>>28393937
Bump your rump

bedtime bump

>>28392912
>parents going to watch their foals first blowjob recital
Unfff

>>28392912
>Trenderhoof writing articles about the latest trends in getting your bone on
>getting blown under the table by a fan while autographing jizz-encrusted copies of "The Stallion Who Fucked Everything"

>>28395104
unf

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*sniff sniff*
Dayum this is some good sniff.
You want in on this anon?

>>28378925
>>28379998
>>28382543
>>28384753
>>28385759
>>28386604
>>28388243
>>28388644
>>28389140
>>28392289
>>28395104
>>28395394
>>28396698

Would ponies watch other ponies have sex as a form of entertainment, but not be aroused by it? Like, watch it the same way one watches the news, or maybe food network?

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>>28397401
This. this is a good idea.

>>28398060
>Applejack is the only one that acts like a pony even when she's relaxing

>>28398078
It's like she's best pony or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNdDZC3_0R0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuGuZ9JyEz4

Very interesting

>>28397382

A mare goes down to the fertility clinic, looking to have a foal, stepping inside she is greeted by a nurse, after consulting the nurse and going over some paper work, the nurse shows the mare to a room where she is told to wait for a doctor to help inject semen into her womb. Upon stepping through the door, the lights come on, and she's greeted with a small room with several holes in the walls, each hole has a limp dick and balls hanging through with a description of the stallion they are connected too, tribe, health, age, and coat and mane colors. The mare is startled out of her staring as a mare steps in to the room with a syringe and a clip board. The mare is the doctor, and explains that the syringe will educe the mother to be's estrus cycle to begin, but warns that it can be stronger that a natural cycle. The mare says she'll do anything for a chance to be a mother. The doctor tells the mare to turn and present, the needle pricking the mare's rump, just to the side of her labia. Within seconds the calm mare's labia start to swell with blood and her clit starts winking rapidly. The mare's face drops to the floor and she starts drooping as she stares at the wall of cocks.

Where to begin?

1 writefag, 100 bumpfags...

>>28399081
Where indeed.

Hmm... would there be sex sports? Cock ball (Like golf, but with less innuendo and more meat)?

>>28399081
Would there even be a need for fertility clinics?
Mares could just find a stallion and ask him to impregnate them.

>>28400099
The whole idea of a fertility clinic is taht you go there when you're having so much trouble getting knocked up the normal way that you need to get help from a medical professional.

>>28397401
>not being aroused by the Food Network
Alton Brown is a very handsome man.

>>28401157
He can marinade my meat any day

>>28400099
I want to be a fertility clinics sex slave. And I would be tied up and the mares would take turns getting knocked up by me.

>>28400099
>Mares could just find every stallion in town and have them all throw their spaghetti against her wall, one right after another, until something sticks

I didn't know that this was my fetish, but Pinkie as the town's broodmare is fucking hot.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33567/the-many-loves-of-pinkie-pie

We need more of this AU headcanon.

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>>28397372

>>28399081
In hindsight, probably should've evaluated the options before getting stuck with the instant heat needle.

>>28404951

MAN CALL ANON GO FAST TO PONVIL AND SE HORS AN THEM FUCC LIK CUM AAAAAAA THE NDE

>Get invited to have tea at the Sparkle household because why not
>Just slide on over and pound Velvet's tight ponut with Night Light going down on her
>Every once in a while one of you stops to ask how each other's day has been going

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>>28405760
>"So I was reading a report that stocks in model trains have gone up by two percent..."

>>28405728
69/10 would break dance again

https://derpibooru.org/876784?scope=scpedb97a89acf20e52e96d74a71a8abefecc62091df

>>28406935

>>28397372
>anon crouch walking behind mares so he can sniff their butts

>>28407413
>"Where is everybody?"
>Tuesday
>"Oh..."

>>28407429
All i can picture is abbath's fuckin crab walk

Touching all the butts.

>>28407413

>>28410598

I want to live in a world where everyone is naked and sex is the opposite of a taboo.

>>28411505
With futas

>>28411977
Big futas

>>28411977
>>28412401
no

>>28390856
I'll write more, I'm just being a lazy faggot at the moment.

>>28414088
>clot

>clot

>clot

>clot

>clot

>clot

>>28412401
How big? Like, swinging past their knees big?

>>28409683
butt why

>>28415085
Her balls smack your balls while you fuck her pussy and jerk her dick.

>>28415825
>Giving her the courtesy of a reach around
Based

>>28415825
>Her balls smack your balls
That sounds painful, but in an erotic way.

>>28415085
The more they fuck between orgasms, the bigger they get.

Instead of blindly bumping, why not try to provide prompts or ideas for potential writefag inspiration.

>griffon sex tourists coming to Equestria to bounce fillies on their tiny, weid-looking catdicks

>Pinkie Pie gets in trouble with the law because she didn't think all the way through her idea of "surprise sex parties"

>>28418889
Ohh, I like this idea.

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>sex ed in Rule 63 Casualsexquestria with Mr. Jubilance

>>28419842
We need this with no r63

>>28419888
https://www.derpibooru.org/17757?_ga=1.246995460.1295972362.1473918738

>>28419938
May the devines smile upon your future anon

>Fluttershy is too scared of large horsecock
>Rejects every stallion in town
>They all corner and rape her

>>28419938
>>28419960

Don't forget the story that goes with it.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/15842/birds-and-bees

>>28418889
>rape

I HAD TO DO IT, MAN!

What about casual public cuddling?

>>28420252
Ther find out that they made a mistake when she uses her stare on them then takes her time mounting and anal creampieing them with her giant futa cock.

Fillies at the park or school resess like to play herd. Its kinda like playing house and tag. One filly is electeg 'it' and has to play the stallion. She is usually easy to spot by the strap-on dildo dangling between her legs.
The other fillies will hide, and the 'stallion' has to find them and claim them by mounting them and fucking them.

In any given toy store, next to the dolls and plastic tea sets, you are likely to find dildos and strap-ons, with age warning conditions about sizes of the toys. On the ailes next to the toy trucks and nerf guns, you'll find silicon vaginas and lubes.

https://derpibooru.org/1249579

>>28420713
Should not expand dong!

>>28421141
But it does?

>>28421141
Yes it should

Where have all the writefags gone?

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You just know Lyra will greet you with picrelated

All of this prompt material, and yet no green?

>>28422050
u-unf

In the setting where Sunbutt made it a law that ponies to satisfy anon when he popped wood, had there been any green where she was subject to it?

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>>28377862
Porn: printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate erotic rather than a e s t h e t i c or emotional feelings.

Spank your ham all you want but don't act like it's your Bill Nye given right.

>>28420729
>toy trucks and nerf guns
u wot m8

https://derpibooru.org/1250182

https://derpibooru.org/1250267

https://derpibooru.org/1201218

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>>28426550
>no hooves

That's how ponies have sex irl the males just come up to the mares at the risk of being kicked in the face and if a mare is interested they wink their vulva (part of their pony pussy).

>>28377862
That is not even remotely fucking true. Erotic art has existed for millenia. And has even been praised as art in many cultures across human history.

You're being myopic.

>>28426817
Erotic art is not the same as porn.

>>28426842
shit
>>28426859

>>28426797
I gotta work with what's available, bruv.

>>28426817
Exactly. Which is why it makes perfect sense.

What does everyone think of this story idea?


Super Religious male MLP fan teleported to casualsexquestria. sees them all as sinners.

Or, super religious female MLP fan teleported to casualsexquestria and slowly corrupted by the lure of horse cock...

>>28419888
>"Alright class. Today is make a baby day, with our guest Mr. Mous."

The content is gone

All that is left are the ethereal voices in the abyss

>yo what's going on?

The thread is dieing

>oh, that sucks

Yeah kinda

>I really thought we would live this time

Me too, sometimes a creator needs time to create

>the emptiness is closing in

It won't be long now

>> should we be concerned?

>no the creator might continue to make content, have hope

Perhaps, after all, this is his world

>we truly are doomed then?

>>don't speak so down, I'm sure we have not been forgotten, after all, we are the thread itself

>you truly are a beacon of hope in the closing abyss

>>I find myself need both of you to keep me sain

The darkness is close now, We as one shall see its end

>will we see eachother again?

I don't know, we are the embodiment of the thread, without it we are nothing

>>please don't say that, I wish to stay with you both

>i see the abyss, the thread dieing, it's so close

come close now, I care for you two most dearly, if only it did not end like this

>>I'm scared, I don't want to die

It is not our decision to make, we are at the will of th-

>but why?! Is it so wrong to want to live?!

My dear companions...

>>hold me close, for I wish to be with you until the end

>until the end...

Until the end...


~~~~~~~

>>28428174
>super religious female MLP fan teleported to casualsexquestria and slowly corrupted by the lure of horse cock
yes please

>>28428275
GOD YES

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one can only assume this sort of behavior is caused by dramatically low conception rate that rises in part from environmental magical flux

in the library there'd nerdy fillies fantasizing about a repressed sexuality

>>28428364
So is it just unrestricted casualness here, or is cocksocking welcome too?

>>28428784
I'm not sure how exactly cocksocking would fit into the topic of this thread, but if you think you can write something that's relevant to the casual/public theme go ahead.

>>28428850
I was asking, more than anything.
But think old school socking. Walk into a school, tell the teacher you want a sock, she brings out the unowned fillies for you to choose from.
Guys fucking their cocksocks at recess is normal, and a lot of fillies bring cum glazed food to school for lunch.

>tfw you don't even need to explain socking, it's just a thing.

>Been a couple of days since you came to Equestria
>You settled in nice and easy, still queasy about being looked at as exotic
>But the jew in you can't say no to free money every month
>As a sort of apologies that you're the only kind on this planet
>So with that said, you treat Twilight Sparkle to a nice brunch
>You both are shooting the shit, you teaching her about Earth and her teaching you about Equus
"That said, most people that I've talked to about it said that Hitler did nothing wrong and..." You lean to the side and see an unexpected sight.
>Twilight looks back and sees the same thing you do
>A red coat blonde stallion ramming it into a purple mare
>They fucked right in the middle of brunch
>"Oh, them? What about them?"
"Huh, well, they seem all hunky-dory but fucking in the middle of a diner isn't normal, is it?"
>"What are you talking about? It's normal, here. Is it not normal for humans to copulate?" She asked you. "Not only that, but I do remember you getting all embarrassed for no reason when I asked you to drop the pants so I can get a look at human anatomy."
>Oh...so it's a normal every day occurrence
>You take a deep breath and simply shrug
"Okay, well, thing is, humans sort of frown upon public displays of affection. Nothing wrong with it, but people who see it do tend to get jealous or disgusted since that is a thing that is performed behind closed doors. Private."
>"Oh my. I apologize. I thought it was something normal for everypon...err, everyone, since all sentient species sorta do it."
"So, besides that, any other surprises I should-"
"AHHHH~!"
>You look and see the two riding out their orgasm
"...anything I should know about the culture here?"
>Twilight finishes her food and nods, letting you pay first before leading you out and back to her castle of crystals and books

>>28429101

>Twilight gives you a book about cultures and you decide to go out for a walk to find a nice place to read
>You explore the town of Ponyville, figuring you could memorize the place since this is where you'll be staying for the rest of your life
>Past the town square, you cross a bridge and TRY to ignore two mares 69'ing
>It's not that you don't mind, but you'd rather figure out the culture here before doing anything to offend
>Finding a spot underneath a tree, with the river flowing nearby, you sit down and open the book
>Might as well learn more about pony culture here
>...
>...
>...
>Okay, so there really is no difference, they're just really nice
>They're more naturalists, than anything
>Clothes are formal af
>Sex is natural
>Well...the fact they have sexual stamina for around a minute or two is something to be desired
>These guys also hate masturbation
>Like...HATE
>An insult to them, as it said
>Damn...
>What about marriage?
>You're about to turn to the page and hear a few clippity cloppity noises
>Looking up, you see two mares, one light yellow with two cotton candy pink and blue mane and the other with cyan with a bright aquamarine mane
>"Hey, you're the human the princesses talked about, right?"
"Uhh, yeah. And you two are...?"
>"Oh! Where are my manners, I'm Bon-Bon and she's Lyra. We couldn't help but see the clothes you have. And with you sitting on the dirty ground, we couldn't help but ask why you have them on if you're taking a stroll."
>Wait a minute...
"Aren't you the two mares on the bridge 69'ing?"
>"69'ing? What's that?"
>Settling in this land might be a bit annoying due to these differences

>>28429172

"Anyway, to answer the question, well, that's a human thing. I know you ponies are naked and all, but we can't do that. Only in our homes or nude beaches or nude towns can we not wear clothes."
>"Gosh, that sounds awful. But you're in Equestria, now! You don't have to do that anymore!" Lyra speaks up. "That, and you do smell nice~" She sniffs the crook of your neck
>Whoa holy shit what the fuck
"Caaaaalm down there." You reel back. "I'm also learning that this is a casual thing. The whole 'sex anywhere you want' thing."
>"Why are your species such prudes?" Bon-bon asks, a little incredulous about it
"Religion is a hell of a thing, Bonny." You pet her head. She blushes a little bit there and you look back at your book. "It's probably gonna take some time for me to probably get used to this. And speaking of which, these are informal clothes. Cargo shorts and a winter sweater are sorta not formal."
>Bon-Bon nods, understanding, but Lyra seems to have ignored what you're saying, inhaling your scent
>"Lyra, you're gonna make him uncomfortable. At least give him time before he gets used to our culture." She pulls her by the tail
>Moaning is sort of not the reaction you'd expect from ponies when pulled by the tail
>Must be a fetish thing
>"You don't find me ugly, do you?" Lyra looks up at you with cute puppy dog eyes
>Man, these things can't be for sexual, but you don't want to offend
"I promise you I don't. You're adorable." You grin, chuckling a little at the act
>They both see your teeth and they blush visibly
>"O-Oh my..." It's at this point that you see a puddle form below Bon-Bon. "W-Well...if you do ch-change your mind, w-we'll gladly introduce you into our culture~ C'mon, Lyra, let's give him some space~"
>"See ya, hunk~!" Lyra flicks her tail on your face an-
>What's that Altoid smell from her?

>>28429302

>So, marriage is a thing, but it's on an emotional level than anything
>They depend on each other, confide in each other, and they each know their deepest darkest secrets, which is good
>But no mention about sex, so you guess they still find it normal to let anyone have at their bodies
>Polygamy is a thing, as well, since the male to female ration is low
>But...ehh, you find yourself a bit more uncomfortable with the fact sex is natural, even in marriage
>Hope they don't mind your size and your stamina
>You aren't that well hung, but considering they last a minute or two, but you do get the job done
>...
>Man, you're probably gonna have performer's anxiety
>Whatever, you might as well watch how it all goes down
>You get up and walk to the town square
>It's populated, no doubt
>Vendors selling their products, ponies talking about their day, foals playing on the street, a stallion blowing another, seems-
>Hold on, there are kids here, for fuck's sake!
>You're about to march over and break it up, but the foals playing tag and running by them stop you
>Holy shit, they really don't care about sex that much
>It's that natural for them?
>You try to mask your discomfort and sit down next to the stallions, since that's the only spot open to sit around
>The receiver looks up and nods at you, half lidded eyes as he enjoys the pleasure
>You...sorta nod back and lean back, careful as to not fall into the fountain, and watch the ponies go about their day

>>28429356
Go on. I like this green.

>>28429356
Nice

>>28429356
Your dialogue and scene transition is a little wooden, but otherwise decent, I'm still reading at least

>>28429356

>Ponies walking by and buying stuff
>Foals splashing in the water to cool off, not bothering anybody but themselves
>A noise from down below gains your attention and you look down at the two
>The stallion's cheeks bloated and cum spills out his mouth, coughing from the huge volume
>Goddamn...
>"Darn it, Time Turner, tell me when you're about to let loose!"
>"Sorry about that, Caramel. This new guy here just smells so nice."
>You turn to them and Caramel, the light brown twink looking dude, looks up at you
>"Oh, hey! Didn't see you there." He wipes his muzzle and extends the hoof he wiped with. "Welcome to Ponyville."
>Oh, so that's the town...wait, he's gonna shake hooves with-
>Deep breaths, Anon...culture difference
>You shake his hoof firmly and introduce yourself
"Anonymous. I'm a human. New here and..." you stare down at the still hard stallion cock that Time Turner has
>"I'm sorry, but you really do smell nice.
>He's hitting on you, isn't he?
>Caramel inhales and you can feel something poking your shin
>You jump up and see his cock bouncing a little
>Okay...calm down, close your eyes and really DO CALM DOWN...
>Breathe in...yeeeaaahhh...
>And out...
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>No, fuck damnit
>You don't notice every pony looking at you, scared and worried at your shriek
>Foals run for the hills
>Pegasi falling out the sky, forgetting to flap their wings when they put their hooves in their eyes
>It wasn't until, coincidentally, Twilight Sparkle nearby put a pink bubble around you
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
>You don't notice her talking to the ponies around her
>Whatever she said, the ponies nod, looking at you sadly before continuing about their day
>The two stallions chuckle to themselves before going their separate ways
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"ANON!"
"AAAaaaahhhhh..." You stop shouting and notice she was in the bubble with you
>Once you quiet down, the bubble disperses, everything finally being heard

>>28429356
This is really cute. Please continue.

>>28429587
I can sympathise with Anon. Being taken away from your world, the new world having a completely different set of ideals and laws... being touched by a horsecock was probably the straw the broke the camels back.

>>28429587

Fuck, I meant ears

>You sit back down and clear your throat
>Goddamn, you need a drink
>Lucky for you, Twilight floated over a cup over to you
>Grasping it from the magical aura, you look inside and see what you believe is apple juice
>Well, can't look a gift horse in the mouth
>You drink the juice and the cold apple taste invigorates your taste buds
>Woo shit woo shit woo shit woo shit woo shit woo shit woo shit woo shit woo shit
>That's some S+ apple juice
"Thanks, Twilight."
>"Don't mention it. I can understand how you're feeling. Alone in a new place and seeing how different something is." She sits next to you, looking about the town square with you. "Mind if I sit here with you
>You nod and the both of you watch the ponies go about their day again
>Some mares and stallions walking by flick their tail at you and different scents hit your nose
>It was annoying, but you notice that they do it to anyone stationary, so you guess that it was another thing they do
>You ignore the tail flicking and started naming the scents as you go along
>Gum
>Carrots
>Peppermint
>Jewelry Store
>Ink
>Now that you're noticing the scents, they all might be different, but there's a similarity to the smells
>You sit there again and let the ponies do their thing
>After a couple of tail flicks, you see that mares and stallions, from their distinct scent, smell different
>It was after you saw the same big red stallion from earlier flick his tail at both you and Twilight where the pieces fall into place
>You turn and see his donut looking asshole, which you now dub the ponut, and his shiny, sweaty balls are being covered by the tail
>The tail
>Tails that cover their genitals and asshole
>Tails that kept hitting you on the face with
>Tails that you smelt as you sit there
>Oh god...
>OH GOD BONER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>>28429688

>"Anon? You okay? You're breathing pretty heavily there since Big Macintosh walked by."
>Big Macinto-...BIG MACINTOSH?!
>It better not be a fucking euphemism for his dick
>You shot up and tug on your sweater
"i'M FinE..." your voice cracked and you cough a bit. "I'm fine...I think I need a moment. Mind if I head back to the castle?"
>"No, go ahead. Oh, when you get back, do give that book to Spike, please. He's a baby dragon and he wants to learn about dragon culture before he goes back to to the Dragon Lands."
>Woo shit, that sounds awesome
"Got it. I'll see you later." You wave and start your way back to the castle
>You try to ignore the moaning noises here and there, but fuck, it's getting to you
>It sounds nice but holy shit, your boner is reaching critical levels
>You have to control yourself
>You don't know if you're mentally prepared to dive right in
>It does seem enticing and-
>Brain, please stop
>'No, fuck you'
>Why?
>'They can talk, right?'
>Yeah, but-
>'They speak our language, they are sentient and have complex feelings, just like us, right?'
>I see what you're telling me, but-
>'Then there's no problem. If anything, God is gonna have a laugh when you come up to those pearly gates, the asshole he is. Oh, watch out for the pink pony'
>The wha-
>"HIIIII!" As you fall into the ground, a pink cotton candy looking pony stand on top of your stomach, leaning down and touching your nose

Gon' stop it there. Will try and keep going

>>28429900
Checked.

Been good so far, nice work

>>28429015
You're thinking of one of the slave or SiM generals.

>>28429900
Can you fit >>28420713 and >>28420729 into your green?

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>>28421141
>>28421576

>>28429900
>Will try to keep going
You better! Or else

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>>28431168
As much as I don't like filly fooling, I can see that happening in this type of scenario and I can't help but laugh. I'll find a place somewhere

>>28431388
Don't do it. I'm a virgin!

>>28429900

"Hello to you, too, cotton candy." You mutter meekly, not wanting your lips to touch
>She needed to buy you dinner, first
>"I haven't seen you before! And if I haven't, that means you're new and I have to throw you a Welcome to Ponyville party!"
>Wow, she seems really hyperactive
>She looks so innocent, too, but knowing the fact sex is something like breathing, she probably isn't
>"But before that, I have to know you and you have to know me! I'm Pinkie Pie, party pony of Ponyville!" That was quite the alliteration
"I'm Anonymous the annoying anomaly" You try to follow up with the same thing, but you sounded like a pessimistic
>She giggles nonetheless and hops off of you, letting you up
"Well, I'll look forward to the party, but not at the moment. Gotta bring this book to Spike." You show her the book.
>"Well duuuuhhhh, it's not like I planned a party for no reason and oh MY GOSH YOU'RE AN ALIEN!"
>Wait what the fuck how did she-
>"No one reads these types of books unless it's kids reading it or an alien and I know you don't smell like a kid!" She sniffs your leg, then your hand, then yo-
"Whoa, Pinkie! Nose away from the penis!" You push her away
>She snorts and laughs, before bouncing off
>"I'll see you at the castle, Nonny!" She sing songs as she bounces down the street
>Huh...
>You'll probably stay away from her when it comes to the whole sex thing
>The crazy meter in your brain was off the charts
>And you know better than to stick your dick in crazy

Yay, more content! And I didn't write it this time!

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>>28431752
IKTFB

>>28431688

>Finally getting to the tree castle, you open the doors and see the spectacle that is the atrium
>It looks so shiny and grand
>Wait, Twilight said that Spike is a baby dragon?
>From your knowledge, dragons love shiny things
>...dude, this dragon is spoiled
>The guards posted nod in your direction, probably told of your presence and arrival
>You walk through the atrium and hear some whistling and some hooting
>Like...owl hoots, not the whole 'woo shit woo shit' hooting
>You follow the noises down the hall and find an open door, leading into what you think is the castle archives
>Rows of shelves that held many books
>You take a big whiff and sigh, enjoying the musty smell of old books
>You see an owl perched by the window and...aww, that's a baby dragon?
>He looks so cute
>Looking over his shoulder, he spots you and waves
>"Hey, Anonymous! Twilight told me about you. I'm Spike!"
"Sup, Spike. Just Anon is fine." You walk up to him and hold out the book you had. "She told me you were looking for this?"
>"Ohh! That's where it went. Thank you, Anon." He took the book and sat down on the closet chair. "Say, why are you reading it? It's for kids my age and you definitely don't look like a kid."
"Well, somehow, some way, I found myself in Equestria and besides the fact that this place and my species have similar cultures, there are some major differences."
>"Like what?" He opens the book and goes through pony culture
"Sex is as normal as breathing, for one." You sit down and lean back a bit. "Lord almighty, I sound like a prude, don't I?"
>"Well, if it isn't normal for your kind, which I think is weird, then you don't sound like a prude."
>Wow, a kid is telling you that your view of sex is weird
"If only my parents could see me now, they'd probably be laughing their asses off."
>Spike cringed a little bit
>"Don't curse, man. I'm young and Twilight isn't here, but I still don't like that."
>They'd have to dig an early grave if your parents heard that shit

Gotta hold on that update for a little bit.

https://derpibooru.org/1041405?scope=scpedb97a89acf20e52e96d74a71a8abefecc62091df

>>28432932
That's not the kind of casual Anonymous sex this thread is for.

>>28432142
Good boy! Continue anytime.

>>28425928
What? You don't think they'd have toy trucks? Toy cars date back thousands of years as a block with four wheels.

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>>28434832
Pic related.

>>28431934
I'm enjoying this. Go on.

>>28434832
Those are toy carts, you fuckwit. Cars weren't invented yet.

>>28435371

>>28437659

You can literally get mares out of vending machines if you have enough tickets. >>28436915


Discuss.

Hey casual/ public sex thread, writefag who is supposed to do that filly voyeurism story. Well instead of writing that, I'm writing some using this as a premise http://xhamster.com/movies/6132887/helloooo_nurse.html. hope to get something out today, but I have other stuff to write today.

>>28440098
>Equestria lacks any adoption services.
>They're just put into sock vendors, and where stallions can easily herd them.

Alright posting what I got done for now. Can anyone give me a nerdy Pegasus name, fucking terrible at names.

>>28440104
>Ugh how much longer is this going to take?
>You have studying and homework to do, instead of standing in a medical room with a bunch of other colts waiting for a virility test.
>You annoyingly flex your wings.
>”This is going to be say awesome!”
>”I know right, I just can’t wait to feel those nurse's mouth all over my dick, It’s going to be sweet!”
>You just stand there looking at the Earth and Pegasus ponies before you.
>You don’t know why everyone is so hyped up for.
>They’re just going to have you whack off into a cup or something.
>Maybe they’ll be nice and have some porn playing in the background.
>But really?
>A blowjob?
>Why would they do that?
>It’s just a virility test after all, so there is no need for then to even physically touch you.
>And yet there is still hushed whispers among your peers.
>Hopes and dreams that some mare will make this their lucky day.
>Idiots.
>Soon a nurse enters the room.
>”Alright will the next five colts follow me please.”
>”Aw yeah that us bro!”
>The two colts giddily gallop ahead.
>You roll your eyes, and follow behind two other ponies.

>>28441387
>Can anyone give me a nerdy Pegasus name,

Buzzy.
Flapper.
Featherbrain.
Flake
Southwind
Dimbolt
Drizzle
Drafty

>>28441430
Alula?
Quill?

Oh wow, I thought this thread died over a year ago. One more thread to follow that I don't have time for. Great.
Can the fucking ride please end?

>>28441387
>Pegasus name, fucking terrible at names.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Name-Generator-352292341

>>28431934

Got a headache but I'll keep going. Don't know where to go with it besides making sure the theme of the thread is there

>"So you're technically an alien, then." Spike gazed at you in wonder. You nod and he whistles. "That's pretty awesome. But you said this place and your species have similar cultures. What do you mean?"
>You look around the archive room a little and try to remember the little things you saw during your walk around Ponyville
"Well, for one, we build practical and sturdy. So it's rare to see something so grand like...this castle."
>"Ooh. Sorta like Manehattan, then?"
"Ha!" You laugh when you heard that. "There was a place with a name like that, but it was called Manhattan."
>"Whoa, that's crazy!"
"Hope the ponies in 'Mane'hattan aren't a bunch of a...err, jerks." You catch yourself from cursing. "Humans, which is what I am, humans in Manhattan were real-"
>"No. I wanna finish up patrol."
>"C'mon Locked Keys, it'll be quick."
>You hear Spike groan a little in annoyance
>"Darn it...oops, sorry."
"None taken, lil buddy. What's going on?"
>"Urgh...Tidal Wave and Locked Keys patrol the place, but Tidal can't control himself. It's like he's in estrus 24/7."
"Don't know what that means but okay."
>Spike looked at you with a confused look
>"Don't humans go into heat a week or two a year?"
>Oh shit
>Oohhhhh that's what estrus is?
"Uhh, not really. If anything, we go into heat when we're with a mate and we're alone and in the mood for it."
>"So couples and married humans?"
>You nod and watch as two ponies in armor walk through the door
>They had no helmets, which was weird but you didn't mind
>The rose petal mare looked a little annoyed while the deep blue stallion looked a little unnerved
>They pay you two no mind, until they pass you by closely
>The mare sniffed when the two were close to you and turned her head to you
>"Hmm, I know I should've been done with patrol, but you-"
"No. See ya, Spike. I'm out." You get up and go out the window

>>28441387
Go on.
I do like this.

>>28441842

>Admittedly, that was probably an abrupt exit, but you are not going to-
>'Oi, Anon! The fuck is your deal?'
>Brain, shut the fuck up. Why aren't you freaked out by this?
>'Because they can talk and feel like us?'
>They are little cute ponies! They do not look like they are for sexual!
>'No. We are going to go in there, apologize to the two, and-'
>You ignore your brain and go back into the castle
>Yeah, that was a stupid needless action
>Thankfully, you don't see the little dragon and the two guards, leaving you alone as you ascend the steps
>A couple of guards walk down the left halls as you set on exploring
>One of the guards notices you and grabs your attention
>"Excuse me, are you Anonymous?"
"The one and only. Who's asking?"
>"Sorry, sir. Just wanted to let you know that Princess Twilight Sparkle set up a guest room for you while you fit in and get used to our culture, seeing as you're an alien to our world."
>You honestly could go for a nap
"Take me there, sir knight."
>"It's Sure Knight, actually. Wait, how did you guess my name?"
"Uhh...lucky guess, truthfully."
>The guard chuckles and leads you to your room
>And wow, this is a guest room?
>It's a spacious room, with a king size bed and some of your belongings that was with you
>Your phone, the S7, your bag that has a couple of other things
>You go through it and see a beige bag in there
>Wait...is this?
>Wow, you're a faggot being excited to have your weed with you, now that you look at it
>You shrug, thinking nothing of it and say your goodbyes to Sure Knight before closing the door
>Truthfully, you don't know if weed is illegal in Equestria, but you're about to find out
>You feel the need, truthfully
>Like...you did get thrown into another world and you'll probably never see your friends and family again
>...
>You pack a small amount into a bowl and light it up
>Hopefully you still are able to retain your senses

>>28441387
>a nerdy Pegasus name
Turbulence Shield
air pocket protector

>>28441597
>Can the fucking ride please end?
never

>>28441430
>Nerdy
Icarus
Can't go wrong with mythological names

>>28440104
http://pastebin.com/WCyqhQyd

>>28441501
>>28443236
>Icarus Quill
I like, will dump more later on today.

>>28444428
Nice.

>>28442078
>arbitrarily includes weed for no fucking reason and has no relevance to the plot
Dropped. Might as well just call Anon by your own name at this point.

>>28445588
Dude weed lmao

>>28445588
I think weed is degenerate af and I think you're overreacting.

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Shit is suppose to uniiiiite, man
not divide, bruh

>>28447746
I have chronic Crohn's disease, and at one point a few years ago an ulcer developed. We tried different infusions, at-home injects, steroids etc. Nothing work. Eventually they tried giving me some hemp. Ulcer had receded by my next doc visit after I started.

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>>28448189
I think recreational weed and """stoner culture""" are degenerate af and I think >>28445588 is overreacting.

>>28448590
I'm with ya on #1 but u don't see the overreaction. When someone brings weed into a story for no good reason you can pretty much guarantee it will be a stoner culture story. Yet another pathetic fuck desperately trying to make people think he's cool by aligning his identity with a practice others have deemed cool. It always distracts from the story (if there is one) so much as to make it pointless.

>28445588
And nothing of value was lost

>>28448590
It really is fucking stupid. Don't know why still network with some of my friends.

>>28442078

>Everything is a slow blur for you as you walk out the room
>Yeah, you needed this
>You don't feel as anxious or curious, but happy and going along with the flow
>'Why would you do this?'
>We needed this, brain. We can be more accepting of their culture like this
>'We already were, you were just a pussy.'
"Shut up, brain."
>"Huh, what?" You see that one blue stallion guard look around him and spotting you. "Oh, hey! Sorry about before, Anonymous."
"Anon is fine, Locked Keys."
>"It's Tidal Wave, actually." He chuckled. "Guess Spike talked to you about us when we walked by?"
>You nod and chuckle, remembering what Spike said
"Something about being in estrus 24/7, heheheh."
>He blushes at that and looks away with a pout
>"I am not! I just...My sense of smell is a little more better than anypony."
>You giggle a little at how cute he looked pouting
"Don't you mean you have an increased sense of smell?"
>"Yeah...that...anyway, I apologize for the both of us. You just smell real nice..." He looked up at you with half lidded eyes
>God, now that you look at him, he sorta looks more woman...marely?
>Yeah, he looks a little marely than before
>"But, you are a little new to our culture so..."
"I..."
>'Yes...'
"I'm willing to try...and learn..."
>'Hell yes!'
>He looks up and blushes a little bit
>For something that's as casual as walking, it looks like he's contemplating it
>Maybe he's trying to be more understanding of your situation and-
>"O-Okay, if that is what you think."
>'HELL FUCKING YES!'

>>28448985
I thought I'd try something with it, to be honest. Didn't think it was done a lot with failed results. I'll make sure it doesn't detract from the theme.

>>28449323

"But let me start out small...like a handjob?"
>"Oh, I don't care what job you do. I'm just pent up since this morning so I don't mind." He loses his blush that quickly
>Guess he was trying to be more sympathetic with your culture shock
>But you don't care much
>He leans down against the wall of the halls and you see his throbbing stallionhood
>Holy shit, his cock looked like a sort of tower
>You've never seen a horse cock before so it's definitely a new experience
>Especially under the influence, it looked intimidating? Maybe cute?
>Well, here goes nothing
>You kneel down and, with both hands, trace his cock lightly with your fingers
>It felt so different from your own penis
>While yours feel sort of nice and veiny, his had girth and slight leathery feel to it
>Not only that, but there was a little ring around the middle of his cock
>So you decide to jerk the bottom part of his cock with your left hand and the top half dedicated to your right hand
>He gasps and whinnies a little from the sensation of your hands
>"Oh my Celestia, Anon! That feels so good! Those claws of yours!" He bucks his hips against your hands
>The way his tongue lolls out from your handiwork makes you feel good inside
>You feel moisture on your right hand and look down again and see a bit of pre-cum dribbling out
>No hesitation on your end when you bent down and took a lick to see what it tastes like
>...Aquafina water...how disappointing
>He grits his teeth and moans a little high pitched
>"Anon, don't! I'm really sensitive. It feels good enough as it is!"
>You abide by his wishes and squeeze with your left hand at the very bottom of his shaft, while your right hand jerks faster, now lubricated with Tidal's cock juice

>>28449447

>"Anon! I'm...I'm gonna-"
>You jerk him faster and faster until he quakes from the intense pleasure, cum shooting out and hitting your neck
>Another rope hits your shirt and another shoots onto the floor
>The rest dribbles out onto your hand and down his balls
>He breathes a little heavily and grits his teeth
>"Anon, please stop! I can't take it. It's too much!"
>You notice you kept jerking him even after he came and let go
"Sorry about that. Must've zoned out." You look at the cum on your hands with wide eyes
>It looked cool the way it stuck together like that
>Reminds you of a spider web, but thicker
>He gets up, a little shaky, and oh lordy he's licking your hand clean
>Then he gets up to you shirt and licks that off, even though it leaved a bigger stain than before
>And finally, he licks your neck
>You shiver from the contact and nearly roll your eyes into your head
>That felt way better than it should be
>He backs away and looks you up and down, chuckling a little bit
>"All clean, I think. Wanna go to Sugarcube Corner? I heard you were supposed to head there from the letter we got from Princess Twilight."
"That sounds good. I could go for a snack." You pat your empty tummy
>He nods and leads the way
>You still can't get over how fucking grand the atrium of the castle looks
>Pillars that's probably three stories high with glowing gems hanging out and around them
>Banners hanging, looking sorta elvish with the way it depicts the castle itself
>You also forgot to note how the castle IS A FUCKING TREE!
>How cool was-
>Tidal opened the doors that led outside and coughed a little
>"You okay, there? Didn't scare you with that whole thing, did I?"
>What did he...oh yeah...
"Don't worry about it. Just taking the scenery in, right now."
>"Yeah, I get ya. Still getting used to it. It is relatively new, anyway." He closed the door as you walked out and toward the town

>>28449620

>When the both of you reach Sugarcube Corner, you can scarcely believe what was in front of you
>A two story gingerbread looking house, with frosting as decorations and gumdrops placed here and there
>That is art
>You kiss your fingers and connect your thumb and pointer finger
"Art..." You exclaim
>Tidal Wave looks confused at your antics, but thinks nothing else of it
>"Well, this is where we part. I'm tired from patrol and your little claws there did a number on me." He breathed out a sigh and chuckled. "See ya later, Anon."
"Later." You watch him go down the streets
>Well, let's not waste anymore time
>You slowly walk up to the doors and before you knock, you are met with party horns, confetti, and oh pink horse pussy driven onto your face
>"Nonny, you made it!" She screamed, squirming a little until you fall. "I was a little scared you weren't gonna come because Twilight told me about your hesitation on our culture but the way you smell through the door, it smells as if you finally accepted our culture and I'm so excited!"
"thts nnc pnk pp." You try to speak, but your mouth is muffled by her constantly winking pussy
>Wow, she really did taste like cotton candy
>"I know and ~ooh~ the way she told me that, it was ~that's it~ as if your people are repressed severely!"
>You try to push her off, but she keeps still, grinding a little as she talks
>"And I know it must seem weird ~anhh~ doing this, but I tell ya, it's better to be free like..." She stops and shakes a little, cumming on your face
>Her clit winked a little faster and you feel her squirt on your face
>She looks even happier in the afterglow
>"Ahh~ Well, that's enough of my moan enhancers. Anyway, it's nice! You won't regret it, I Pinkie Promise you!"
>D'aww, that was cute using her name like that
>"Now, cmon! The party just started and you're the star!" She hopped off and pulled you up.
"I'm goin', I'm goin'." You giggle a bit and enter the gingerbread house

>>28449836

>Goddamn, horse cock and horse pussy all in one day
>But you can't complain, despite the fact you wasted all the bud you had
>Oh well
>'Oh well, nothing. You finally did it, you big baby bitch."
>...
>You must be really repressed if your own brain is doing this to you
>Guess sticking to 2d wasn't enough for your sexual needs
>From the way things are going, you might lose your virginity tonight
>To who? You don't know
>Anyway, walking in, most of the ponies you seen today are here and are raising a toast to you with their punch
>Pinkie hand...hoofs you a cup and you raise it with them
>"To Anon!"
"To me!" You snort a little before taking a drink of the apple cider
>Wait...this is apple cider?
>You look at everyone else's cup and they start talking amongst each other
>Some of them talk to you, as well, asking about you and your species
>You give them the general gist of things
"We ruled the planet."
"We had the illusion of free will."
"The less one of us gave a fuck, the happier we were!"
>Stupid shit like that to fuck with them
>But they liked what you said
>You sat down as soon as the music started playing and the tables were moved for the dancing
>Damn, you were big, since you took up two chairs
>You didn't like dancing, truthfully
>"May I?"
>You turn and see a white unicorn with a nice big curl of a mane
>You nod and bring a chair nearby for her
>"Thank you, Anonymous."
"You're welcome, miss...?"
>"Rarity, exquisite fashionista."

Might update tomorrow or the next day. I realized it's rushed, but it has been way too long since I wrote.

>>28449924
Great so far, looking forward to more.

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Fuck anon, it's time for ponies.

>Be Shining Armor
>Up till now, you were the luckiest stallion in the world.
>Up till this point in time, when that terrible spring heat season finally hit hard, and everywhere you looked someone was getting something in some hole, and it was a roll of the die which one.
>Yes, Spring, when the mares gave off that enticing scent, and the stallions felt it
>And oh, they loved to do it, and 'they' was everyone who was old enough to have reached that point.
>Centuries of going through it had resulted in the common sight of ponies who got the spontaneous urge to give, receive and enjoy all the bodily pleasure they could, right in public.
>Nobody batted an eye anymore when some stallion mounted a mare, say, two tables across from them at a restaurant, just for an unrelated example.
>Yes, spring was that wonderful time of fun where many gave in and feel the need to breed.
>Thanks to the wonders of modern medicine, that phrase didn't get so literal most times, and a bit of birth control meant all the fun and none of the oven bun. Well, for the most part anyway.
>Back to that in a second.
>What's more important now is what has finally dethroned you from your current status as 'luckiest stallion alive'.
>For there was one exception to the free love that saw a mare's head bobbing up and down the lap of a stallion she had never met before today, there was one exception to the sort of society that had a colt eating something else at the lunch table that his mother most certainly did not pack.
>The one sacred tomb nobody could defile, marriage.
>Yes, Marriage. The one union in all the world that promised eternal love, eternal commitment, and feelings unmatched that would last a lifetime.
>And, of course, exclusivity in the Equestrian Games level field of fucking.
>Yes, when two ponies married, they told the whole world 'This one is mine and mine alone.' It was a union of trust, love, commitment and dedication.
>And no touchy.

>>28450597
>And you, previous recordholder for luckiest bastard, happened to pull off this trick on the one, the only, the loviest love in the land of love herself, Cadenza Mi Amore.
>You found the love of your life, the happiness without compare, and the sole privilege to absolutely ruin that pristine pink princess puffy pony pussy.
>And a ruin you dig go.
>All night.
>In so many ways.
>The land of love didn't know what fucking was till you arrived, you and your hot as fuck wife shifted the damn city two feet to the side, is what you did.
>But you digress. Because maybe, just maybe, you fucked a little too hard one time.
>Which brings this long ass attempt to get your mind off a certain long, throbbing problem to it's sadly inevitable conclusion.
>Your wife, the bombshell she was, had another bombshell ticking away inside of her.
>She was pregnant.
>Normally, you wouldn't let that stop you. Put those muscles to the test holding her up and problem solved, you would have said.
>But no.
>Of course not.
>Because whatever seeds you had planted into her had apparently done something right, because now here she was, maybe a month or two away from the baby being born, and the doctor says the mini-me inside her was so charged up with magic that any stimulation was dangerous.
>You're so damn virile that your baby is a downright magical anomaly that threatened to burst out her damn stomach bad horror movie style if you tried to have sex with her.
>You're pretty sure they would write medical books about you in the future, and fuck them. They're assholes, those imaginary ponies.
>Long story short, wife had to sit on her bed, move as little as possible so not to disturb the magic-bomb you fucked into her, and any sex was right out.
>And to bring it all around, it was spring.
>And your internal monologue has failed.
>Boner remains, and he is angry.
"Go down already!"
>Is it probably worrying the public to see their prince and ruler screaming at his boner in public? Yes.

>>28450618
>Definitely Yes. But maybe the shame will cause you to wither up like the first time Cadance brought you to see Celestia, and she asked you why you didn't have straight A's, three masters degree's and at least six dragon kills if you wanted to be in the same room as her niece.
>...Nope.
>Boner remains, and he is angrier.
"Fuck you!"
>It wouldn't be so bad if every other moment, mares and stallions alike didn't come up to you and offer to take care of if.
>Best believe that there was a sizable list of ponies who wanted to blow you in public or get pumped so full of your royal jelly they became pregnant themselves no matter what they were on or what gender they were.
>But no.
>Married.
>Had to turn them away every single time.
>And sit here, in a restaurant, away from your really tempting wife's ass before you got a bad idea in your head and next thing you know she's not so much pink as red everywhere and you have a lot of explaining to do.
>Here, where you can get some air.
>"OH DEAR FUUUCCCKKKK!"
>Specifically, the air polluted with the stench of sex as some mare got bent over the table a short distance away from here, and one of your guards did their best to make sure she couldn't walk straight.
>Probably so he would have to take her home.
>Then she would thank him.
>With more sex.
"Cut that shit out, boner."
>"You know, I bet you could last longer than that guy."
>Fuck off, random mare with nice ass.
"Sorry, married."
>Or you could be polite, because it's not their fault.
>"Awwww... hey! Can I have a turn next?"
>"Sure!"
>Oh joy.
>Rub it in harder.
>Which is what you would be doing, if that worked.
>It did not.
>You caused a damn lube shortage in the city and it didn't work.
>You can't go back to hooves after you've fucked an alicorn in the ass and she did that thing where she grabbed hold of you with magic while you were inside her and-
"Wow, that is not helping."
>You were Shining Armor.
>And you used to be the luckiest stallion alive.

>>28450636
>Now, you're just a loser eating alone with an unwanted boner you can't get rid of.
>Who would have thought that monogomy in a land of casual sex would suck this hard?
>Your luck has officially...
"...the fuck is that? Is that a meteorSWEETFAUSTIANFETLOCKS-"
>The fact you were still sitting upright after that thing landed was a miracle.
>There had been a blast in the middle of the street, and ponies went flying. Even from here, you nearly felt yourself knocked out of the chair, and if there hadn't been a table to hold onto you'd probably have went flying.
>Like that poor bastard from before. Went sailing to the side while in an iron-strong, fear tight grip still holding onto-
>"MY DIIIIICCCKKKK!"
>That. That part.
>On the positive side, you get to deal with an invasion now, and you're probably going to lose a lot of blood in it. So, one problem solved.
>"VERILY! THOU HAVE BEEN FOUND!"
>Or not.
"P...Princess Luna?"
>The pony standing in the middle of the blasted street looked like your in-law, had the same ethereal flowing mane that made no sense of said inlaw, and very much the tall, lovely filled, alicorn body of your inlaw.
>You had your preferences and you were not ashamed of them.
>Point is, she looked like your relative, but there was something off about her.
>Something in the face region.
>That was not a normal smile.
>"WE HAVE FOUND THEE, FINALLY!"
"How nice of you to come down? Is Equestria under attack again? Because I understand that happens a lot, but you want Twili. Twiliiiight. Purple mini-horse."
>"NAY! TIS YOU WE NEED!"
>First time you've heard that one in a while.
>And I have made myself sad.
"Well, alright, what do you need from me-"
>She apparently wasn't listening to you, or alternatively had enough of your talking.
>She marched over to you, and with one flick of her way-too-damn-powerful hooves she flipped the whole table in front of you over your head, and from the sounds of it into someone's cat.
"I... uh..."

>>28450653
>That grin got worse, and her already bugged out eyes grew even bigger on her head.
>She was not looking at you.
>Or rather, she wasn't looking at most of you.
>"This shall do."
>Shiny Jr twitched, the little traitor.
"...Please tell me you're talking about my chair-"
>NOPE!
>She was not talking about the chair!
"PRINCESS!"
>She tackled you to the ground, making the weirdest whinnying and nickering noises you had ever heard in your life while nibbling all over your body.
>It would have felt good if you weren't so terrified even your mighty spear was starting to wilt.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
>It was a pointless, rhetorical question on your end, you could see feel very clearly that she was pressing down on your shoulders with her front hooves, and all but drooling as she stood over you.
>"We are getting..."
>When her hind legs lifted up, you could see that wasn't the only part of her drooling.
>"What we NEED!"
"A-AHHH!"
>Sweet candy coated fuck her aim was perfect. She must have used magic to hold your proud 'soldiers weapon' steady, because when those hips slammed down it was all pony straight through.
"Gggghhget off of me! I'm married! I'M MARRIED! LUNA! LUNA DAMN IT, GET OFF!"
>"Y-yeeesss."
>That sadly was not an affirmation, she was doing nothing of the sort.
>Her eyes went cloudy as she lifted her hips and slammed them back down again and again, always perfectly coming up just to your engorged head before filling herself again with your full length.
>"Ohhhh~ Oh by the staaaAAAAHHHHHhhaarrrrs! Thou art e-every bit the stallion claimed to be, ahhhh~!"
"F-fuck, Luna! S-sstthooooppittt!"
>Your grunts, your pushing, your words all went unanswered and unheeded as she continued on, and you did your damndest not to think about how amazing she felt.
>She was milking you expertly every time she slid down, her inner walls massaging every centimeter it could reach. Her body was so soft, her fur so smooth with all the sweat pouring onto her, and...

>>28450664
>Well, your wife had many, many, mannnyyyy amazing attributes, but one thing she most certainly did not have, and you were stallion enough to admit it, was a great ass.
>She was pretty flat, actually. Not that you minded, plenty more horse to love, but she did not have a prize-winning booty.
>The one slapping against your thighs with every downward thrust? That was a booty. That was a jiggletastic monster that rippled like sweet pudding with every hit.
>She felt amazing, inside and out.
"GET OFFA ME!"
>You still were going to try to use some magic up in here.
>"NNGNH! T-thou are suUUCHH a tease! Mine body is already-ah!-quaking, do not bring me to the brink so soon! AHHHH!~"
>Note to self, alicorns are stronger than you.
>That means when you try to use magic to force a disconnect between you and her, she thinks it's the equivalent of slapping her on the ass.
>Guess if magic doesn't work, a more direct move is necessary.
>Grabbing a hooffull of that ass and pulling her right off.
>You might not be as magical as her, but you're the captain of the guard, and you didn't get there by skipping benchpress day.
>You grab hold, yank back and-
>"A-AH! W-WAIT! IF YOU DO THAT I'LL-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHHH!"
>Well, if your mission was to completely soak your lower half, mission accomplished.
>On the positive side, her eyes just rolled into the back of her head, so maybe-
>"YES! YES MORE! MOORREE!"
>Nope.
>She's still going.
>Alright, time to get serious.
"GET OFF!"
>You summon up a shield that surrounds both of you in a bright, glowing orb.
>"T-there is no neeeed for privacy! WE care not who SEES you r-ruuutting us so magnificently!"
>It felt good to smile again, and not have it be because your body is a terrible bastard who is getting lost in the feeling of being used like this.
"I don't think you heard me. I said..."
>Your head jerked forwards, and the sphere rolled.
"GET OFF!"
>The princess finally lifted off of you.
>You did not go with her.
>"W-WHAT!?"

>>28450674
>Selective shields, same way you blasted out those changelings.
>Which wasn't racist.
>She goes off, and rolls upside down. You stray put.
>Finally, you can get back to all four shaky hooves, your still hard and neglected fifth leg still dripping onto the already thick puddle below.
"What... the fuck... is wrong with you?"
>She scrambled to her own hooves, gurgling in anger at her denial and turning her back to you like a huffy teenager.
>Or so you thought.
>"WE NEED!"
>She fired straight back, and that wonderass proved to be multi use, apparently!
>It smashed your sphere shield like it was nothing, and her aim proved that the earlier event wasn't a fluke.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"
>She had somehow, someway, slid backwards with ass flying true enough to force your front legs aside, and slide yourself right back into her hungering walls in what you hoped was a magically aided trick.
>Her force kept pushing back until you hit the wall, and your previous view of her enamored face was replaced with twin big, beautiful moons.
>"I-If thou wanted to mount us proper..."
>She slammed back, forcing you into the wall, and your little soldier all the way down her barracks.
>"Thou should have said so! Take us already!"
"Are you deaf or something!?"
>She must have been, because instead of getting off, she gave you the slimmest of hope by moving forwards.
>And then slamming right back.
>"AHHHHHH~! YES!"
>Your hooves pressed against the mountain of moon ass forcing you back into the wall repeatedly, trying to push her off in desperation. She took it the wrong way again.
>"YES! YES GIVE US MORE! HIT US HARDER!"
>Probably should stop doing that now.
>Which means you have one weapon left, the one our lord and savior Faust saw fit to bestow to all ponies, from unicorn to earth pony.
>TEETH!
>"AHHH!~"
>You bite down as much of the back of her neck as you can reach, and tug.
>"W-Why didn't thee say so!?"
>You're not even surprised at this point.

>>28450683
>"V-Very well, naughty stallion!"
>Okay, you take that back, you were very surprised when her wings suddenly flared out.
>"All may see it!"
>You were something else entirely when those wings shot down, and you went straight up.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU CRAZY MARE!?"
>Now, you weren't a stranger to aerial fucking. Cadance had wings and knew how to use them.
>What you were a stranger to is the mare you were currently balls deep inside shooting across your Empire.
"LUNA WHY!?!"
>She moved so fast, you began to slip out. Unsurprisingly considering your height, your previous goal needed reworking.
"LUNAAAA-"
>Your hooves nearly slipped free of her sweaty body, and you were down to the head of your one connecting grip, and you were pretty sure you were about to fall to your death.
"OOF!"
>That's when she came to a jerking stop, and you were back to being balls deep.
>"AHHHHHHHH!"
>And apparently that was enough to put her over the edge, again.
>"OH MY! What a wonderful idea!"
>She did it again and again. High speed, grip slip, wham! Back in pony pussy.
>"N-now all can see what a virile specimen you are! Thou have far exceeded our greatest expectation!"
>Oh fuck.
"ARE YOU INSANE!? CADANCE! MY WIFE! SHE'S GOING TOoooWHAT THE FUCK!?"
>The moon princess stopped again, but something was different this time.
>This time, she tilted forwards, and began to bounce her ass up and down.
"How are you doing that!?"
>There must be something in those cheeks that isn't legal, because every time you went straight up, and gravity slammed you right back in.
"H-HOW!? HOoohhhh."
>Your body's betrayal was only getting worse. You could feel it, the constant stimulation was finally catching up with him no matter how hard he had been fighting back.
>He had to do something, fast.
"O-okay, options. I could just wait until-ngh-until she's done, and risk all the empire and more importantly my wife seeing me blow a load in her adoptive aunt, or..."
>Death it is!

>>28450690
>"WHAT ARE THOU DOING!?"
>Grabbing hold of your wings.
>That's what you would have said if you weren't screaming.
>"OH! OHHH! OHH! THE RUSH! THE SPEED! THE THRILL! WE LOVE IT! AHHHHH!~"
>Oh fuck off you crazy mare.
>"W-WE CAN'T TAKE IT! WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
>You shifted with everything you had, and bodily collided with the side of one of the many curved crystal buildings. You were plummeting too fast and...
>The crazy mare was still rocking her hips on you!
>The fuck!?
>"Y-YOUR FOALS! YOUR FILLIES! YOUR COLTS! BREED THEM ALL INTO US!"
>She was literally slamming you into the wall mid-fall!
>"WE WANT YOU TO BREED US! BREED US PLEASE! CLAIM US! CLAIM ME!"
>You held onto your senses, the only one in the room who did, just in time to summon a ball of magic beneath you both.
>"YES YES YES YESSS!"
>You and her sprang, bouncing like you had both landed in a structure made of balloons, whatever those are called! Your combined weight with her flung forwards, strangely towards the very diner that all this had started in.
>Remembering the stallion from earlier, you wisely kept as much of 'you' inside her hold as possible, lest it... bend.
>"YESYESYESYESYES!"
>Chaos and destruction followed as she skidded face first through the wreckage she had left behind, screaming in euphoria all the way.
>Finally, you both came to a sudden, hard stop.
>"YESSSSSSS!"
>The thrashing, screaming pony beneath you only stopped wiggling because of one thing.
>Your hooves, hard and unforgiving, slamming as hard as they could on her back, and forcing her to the ground.
>You had her, finally.
"NOW I'VE FUCKING-O-oohh no."
>It had been too much.
>The stimulation, the sensations, how pent up you had been, and now the sight of her with her cheek to the ground, her sweaty body heaving in pleasure, it was too much.
"N-n-noooooo..."

>>28450699
>That familiar tightness tugged in your entire lower half. Your hips, once so strong, moved of their own accord, just enough to keep that tingling sensation at it's very peak.
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
>It was too much, it was all too much.
>She cried out, one last time.
>It was too much.
>It broke, and it all came out.
"FUUUUUU-"
>The mare beneath you let out an orgasmic scream of ecstasy, the level of which you hadn't heard since the day you knocked up your wife as you filled her with load after load you had stored up in your abstinence. Her eyes rolled back in pure rapture as you pumped into her more and more, her scream turning into a breathy moan that reverberated with every shake of her hinds legs as they shoved back further into you in a primal need to be filled. She was consumed in an jubilation so strong that you felt it atop her skin when the shivers of bliss rolled down her body. Her tongue rolled into the dirt as her moans dissolved into breathless whinnies that shuddered in tune with her body every time you hit her with another involuntary thrust of your hips. Soon, she was nothing but a twitching, gasping mess on the ground, drooling the obscene mixture of your joined fluids between her shaking legs.
"UUUuuuuu....o-ohhhhhhh shit..."
>Your lungs burned like you had just run a hundred decathlons, underwater, while carrying a damn dragon, but the betrayal of your body continued with every tingle of pleasure that made you shudder every time you gave a light, slow thrust into the mare you had filled until she overflowed.
"What...the fuck... was that..."
>You asked nobody in particular, the mare beneath you didn't answer as expected, she might have been asleep for all you knew.
>It was just a need for some part of your brain to make sense of what the fuck just happened.
>That's when your dick finally lost control and you realized exactly what did happen.
>Oh fuck, you just fucked Luna.

>>28450705
>You just had sex with her in the middle of the street.
>And in the air.
>And you're pretty damn sure fucking Canterlot heard that.
>Oh shit.
>"SHINING ARMOR!"
>OH SHIT!
>OHHHHH FUCK THAT'S WIFE
>WIFE IS STARING AT YOU
>CURRENTLY MOUNTING HER AUNT
>PUMPING HER FULL OF PONY BABY BATTER
>AND SHE CLEARLY ENJOYED IT
>OH FUCK OH FUCK SHE'S GOING TO DIVORCE YOU AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO BANG LIKE A TRILLION STALLIONS IN REVENGE AND THEN YOUR CHILD IS GOING TO GROW UP A SLUT TO GET BACK AT YOU BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW THESE THINGS AND YOUR FAMILY WILL BE DESTROYED AND-
>"What happened!?... OH DEAR MERCIFUL FAUST'S BLOOD ON THE STREET! Did she just rape you!?"
>-and that's right, your wife isn't stupid.
>And she trusts you.
>"Oh no! Oh no! Are you okay!? Of course you're not okay what am I saying! I can't believe this!"
>And knows you wouldn't cheat on her in the middle of the street.
>Because she married you and actually loves you and doesn't jump to conclusions.
>"Shining, speak to me!"
>Forgot you weren't in a sitcom for a second there.
>"What happened!?"
"...that's the worst part."
>You tried to pull away, but no avail. Luna's back hooves began to finally give way, and you slid down with her. Your own body too weak to even think of fighting back.
>Guess you're going to be snuggling her a while.
>You are Shining Armor.
"I have no fucking idea."
>And you may or may not be the luckiest stallion alive.

>>28450714
I have so many questions, but this is too fucking hot for me to care

>>28450714
>Battle sex

Didn't fucking see that coming.

>>28390856
I'm back, sorry I got way to busy

>"It's something personal mom..."
>Anon mother's eyes perked up. "Well excuse me ladies, my boy needs my help with something."
>The other mares nod to each other as if they understand what she means.
>"Follow me upstairs mom."
>With that the mother, son combo go up stairs.
>Before they reach the Anon son's room, Anon mom notices a stack of magazines near his room.
>She makes a face when she picks one up. "Son what is this?"
>"What is what mom?"
>She turns the magazine around to show that it's porn.
>"That's... from dads' collection." The clot replies. He's been caught.
>"Anon, I am disappointed. You could of ask me for help?"
>Anon colt covers his eyes in embarrassment
>His mother smirks a bit before pushing her son's hooves away.
>She turns around to show herself off to her son.
"Like what you see dear?"
>She swings her hips a bit to show herself off more.
>Anon colt begins to blush more as this is the second time she seen his mom's ass.
>His mom begins to lower herself. "Mount me"
>The young colt was a little worry at first but his mom keep insisting that he can do that.
>He finally give in to his mom's needs and mounts his mom.
>He soon starts to thrust into his mom,
>"This feels really good mom."
>"You know you could of asked son." She moans
Sorry to cut it here, I want to go to slep for now.

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>>28381505
It's nice to have a pony main character for once.

>>28451546
Mediocre
Was to fast
Sex should be drawn out especially at the start
Meh/10 at beat

>be Anon
>go to park
>find tree with nice shade and fall asleep
>random ponies keep coming up to you and sniffing you
>get a few licks and nips too
>try to ignore it and enjoy your nap
>some of the ponies get a little more adventurous
>one lays across your lap and sniffs your crotch
>another lays by your head and nibbles on your ear and sniffs your neck and hair
>and yet another goes to your side and lays down while playing with your hands and putting your fingers in her mouth
>get boner
>hear mock surprise and a giggling
>you just want a nap
>sigh and whip out dick
>they pounce
>The one in your lap gives it a few licks before sucking it
>the one by your head gets up and sits on your face and paws at your chest
>and the one sucking your fingers starts playing with your balls
>guess this nap is over

>

>>28452203
>get the hint from the mare sitting on your face and lick her
>she lets out a whiny then apologizes for it while grinding her marehood further into your face
>feel the mare sucking your fingers nip you and stop sucking your fingers
>you can't see so you feel around her body
>she turns around and helps guide your finger into her
>add another finger and finger bang her
>the mare sucking your dick seems satisfied your dick is hard enough
>she gets up and slowly inserts you into her
>she lets out a sigh when you hilt her then starts bouncing on you
>hear her and the mare on your face say something but can't quite make it out
>feel the mare on your face and the one on your dick lean forward and hug to balance each other.
>feel the mare you're finger banging clench on your fingers before drenching your hand
>she removes herself from your fingers and licks her fluids from your hand then thanks you and leaves
>it's just these two now

>>28452251
>the one on your dick is keeping a steady rhythm but the one on your face is starting to tremble
>you can feel her shudder
>she let's go of the mare on your dick and drops her head by where you and the other mare are connected
>she suddenly lifts herself from your face and showers you in marecum
>feel yourself ready to blow
>the mare on your dick feels it too and speeds up her bouncing
>she slams herself down on you
>cum in her settings off her own orgasm
>kinda mad the mare on your face squirted all over your face
>try to open one eye and get mare jizz in it
>shit stings
>face sitting mare gets off you and you hear her trot away
>wipe her marecum from your face to try and see who's on your dick
>Oh hey, it's Flitter
>she's still kinda just grinding into you
>reach up and scratch behind her ear
>she leans into your touch before shaking her head and getting off you
>she lets out a yawn and lays down next to you
>wrap a arm around her
>she's already asleep by the time you give her a little squeeze
>kinda mad you are all sticky and wet
>a stallion come up to you
>it's Carmel
>"hey Anon"
"Hey Carmel"
>"I couldn't help but notice that Lily didn't clean up after herself"
>"I'll help you out"
>before you can stop him he starts licking all the marecum from your face
>tickles
>he goes for your crotch but you stop him
>"You sure Anon? I can lick it all up"
"I'm sure"
>"Well alright, you have a nice day"
>"bye Anon"
"Bye Carmel"
>you feel kinda better with all the mare jizz gone from your face
>good enough to go back to your nap
>you pull Flitter onto your chest and hug her
>she returns the hug in her sleep and nuzzles her face into the crook of your neck
>slowly go back to sleep
>dream of not getting fucked every time you try to take a nap out in the open


It's not much
And it's mediocre but it's something

>"""Syrian""" """refugees""" in casualsexcaprinestria

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>>28452203
>>28452251
>>28452340
Newfags take notes

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>>28450915
>>28451037

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lZe-lWwt8

Summary of this thread

>>28442078

>shoe-horning weed into your story

For fuck's sake.

>>28452938
Lmao loser

>>28451546
Maybe you could just wait until you've got a full part/chapter and then post it all instead of making single posts with long delays in between?

Casual sex equestria sounds like a shithole.

Pony std's are probably common

>>28450714
Always disappoints me when something unique and fun pops up and doesn't get as much responses as people complaining about something.

That was damned good. Good setup, well written, and different from everything else.

>>28454065
Nope, due to rampant sex, all ponies are 100% imune to any and all possible transmitable diseases. This, and magic.

>>28451546

>Meanwhile downstair, the other mares begin to talk about how they'll get their sons and daughters get into the causal sex scene.
>The Silver pegasus begins to speak first. "I was hoping to get my daughter Silver Spoon to spend some quality time with her. And then slowly show her the ropes."
>Everyone nods to that, ti's pretty common for incest to occur in Equestria.
>Another mare pipes up, She has a white coat. "Well I was thinking of showing a slide show of how sex happens to my son. And with that I'm sure he'll mount his first filly."
>A third mare joins in, she has orange coat with a green mane. "For my son, I was thinking of bring him to a family reunion. Many filly and mares want to be mount at our parties. I sometimes spike the drinks so that make everyone really horny."
>"Now that what I call classy." The forth mare chimes in she has a red coat. "I'm planning to bring my son to the streets and finding him a filly that wants to be mounted. But if all else fails he can always mount me."
>Now thew mares start to hear a creaking noise from upstairs. They all look at each other and smile to each other,They know what going on.
>Back upstairs, Anon colts is pumping more into his mom. He can't help with is small frame that he's going fast.
>"You can slow up dear." Mother anon tells him. She can feel the bumping going on in her.
>I.. can't mom, this is too good, this way better than wanking to those magazines." He over hyped for this. He never thought he'll do it with is mom none the less.
>He soon felt the urge from inside his colt.cock.
>"Mom.. is it ok to cum inside you?" the colt asks his mom.
>Anon mother turns to him and nods. It not like she gonna get pregnant from him. "Don't be afraid of me either, I'm more welcoming to this then others."
>The clot nods in agreement and starts to pumping his mom with his cum.
>With that his cock soon pops out of his mom and she motions him to lick her clean.
>He looks at her and starts to lick her clean.

Pony pootang

>>28454101
Magic ex machina

>>28454229
unf

>>28454065
>ponies have to raise and lower the sun and moon
>animals have to be woken from hibernation by ponies
>pathogenic microbes just do their own thing, though
There are no STDs in Equestria, except for the Everfree forest.

>>28456795
What kind of STDs come from the forest

>>28456915
Ziggers.

>>28456915
colt sores, hoof-in-mouth disease, trick-inosis

>>28454065
>implying there aren't unicorns whose special talent is curing stds with horn lasers

Boop

pone

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Do you think that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's dap would, in casualsexquestria, incorporate tribadism?

>>28461652
Best friends

>>28458391
>Implies magic doesn't just solve literally everything

>>28461847
>Couldn't solve the parasprite problem

>>28462741
>implying mass-teleporting the parasprites into space wouldn't have solved the problem
Twilight couldn't fix it because Twilight cared more about being clever than about actually fixing things. Typical Canterlot intellectual.

>>28461652

I've seen a picture based on that concept, and having never written anything for /mlp/ it makes me want to write a weird bit of green based around it. I just don't know how.

>>28463080
>making excuses on a episode about how magic doesn't solve everything
Ground control to major wew

>>28463214
do it anyway

>>28463365
not an argument

>>28464651
Elaborate how it isn't

>>28464669
It blithely dismisses the point in question as "making excuses" rather than refuting it with evidence or reasoning showing that Twilight's failure to resolve the parasprite incident was caused by the limitations of unicorn magic itself rather than by Twilight's personality.

>>28463689
>do it anyway

I mean... Alright? I'm sorry for what I'm unleashing upon you.

>kicking your feet up on the park bench, you sigh.
>For you are Anon.
>Poster of shit and Watcher of porn
>Or rather. You "were" the watcher of porn
>Ever since you came to magical talky horse land there has been a serious lack of spank in your bank.
>Fuck you magic portal.
>Could have at least brought the computer...
>Sure, there's the cartoon horse porn they have here
>"Playmare" you recall
>It just doesn't do it for you though.
>Once you go movin' pictures you never go back and all that.
>and it's missing your favorite.
>LESBIANS
>Oh how you miss your clam slamming.
>Your clit clacking.
>puss jous-
>You miss your porn alright?
>You'd think with how many chicks there are around here and their open policy on the sexuals, there'd be more dykes per capita than a national rug munching convention.
>There was that one couple you spi-
>Did "recon" on. Yeah. Recon. That's it.
>but that was a bust... Really good friends my ass.
>No "friends" look that deep into each others eyes and not know what they're vag tastes like.
>Got yelled at by a the dumb swirly haired broad for nothing.
>You stare at nothing in particular as you weigh your options. Maybe yo-
>"-ugar lump bump!"
"The hell?"
>Turning your head to the source of the noise you sp-reco- Fuck it Spy. Two fillies doing some kind of strange... butt highfive.
>Silly horses...
>That's not how you deal the dap...
>You shrug, about to turn around a go back to pondering what to do about your lack of fappable when you notice something... off about the butt five.
>Wait a minute..
>Waaaaaaaait a minute. Is that?

>>28465312
lookin' good so far

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>>28465312

>No. No. No. No. Your pent up ass brain must be seeing shit.
>There's no way there was a little string of juices connecting at their butts.
>"Come on, Spoon, we have to keep practicing until we get it down right!"
>Nah. You're losing your shit.
>"I know.. I know... It just feels... weird when we do it."
>Although... You should keep watching.
>Ya'know. Just in case.
>Maaaaaaybe get a bit closer.
>Doing your best solid snake impression. You crawl your way over to some bushes near the two tiny horses.
>There may be a stick poking you in the ass and there may be leaves tickling your ear, but you have a front row seat to. What ever this is.
>You know.
>For science.
>Oh hey they're going about it again.
>"Bump, bump, Sugar lump Bump!"
>Pony butts collide aaaaand
>Should they be holding this butt five this long?
>Should there be wiggling?
>Why is the one with the glasses blushing?
>Well holy shit
>Your brain wasn't fucking with you.
>As they put apart this time.
>Yep. Yeeeeeep.
>Thems is some fempony cumstring.
>Mhmm.
>"T-Tiara. This is making feel really weird... down there"
>The pink one. Least you think she's pink. Maybe like a Salmon.. Just turns her head, with a look of annoyance and. Something else. Chides the Grey one with the spoon on her ass.
>You're gonna call her Grey Spork.
>"J-just ignore it!" She yells >"andmoveyourlegtotheleftabit." she squeaked out as she got back into position
>Thisexpandsdong.jpeg
>Now Anon Y. Mous.
>Are you really thinking about jacking your wiggle stick to these two very confused young fillies?
>"S-s-sugar Lump.."
>Oh who the fuck are you kidding?

>>28465576
I'd drink the magic bleach with glee if I knew this would be the result.

>>28465805
I warned you. I warned you hard. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm mostly just writing this on the fly. Mostly because I'm bored

>>28465828
Not sure if u read me right, cause I'm saying this is primo.
I'm actually rather surprised there isn't more art exploring this interpretation of their relationship.

>>28465867
Ah. My mistake then. I never really gotten praise for something I wrote. I guess we continue then. I am gonna be shit for work tomorrow.

>Practice continues and more mistakes are made
>Probably on purpose.
>You're pretty sure Grey spork is instigating all the fuck up.
>A moan leaves Salmon Crown, you're calling her Salmon Crown, as their cunts grind it out again due to another slip up.
>Fuck it.
>You're rock hard and this is about as close as you're getting to your sweet sweet lesbian sex.
>As quietly as you can, you unzip your pants and let Anon.jr free to the warm summer air.
>another meaty slap signals the meeting of the butts
>It's show time!
>You have to admit. "Practice" lasted longer than you though.
>But after the 5th or 6th time their lower lips kissed, practiced ended real quick.
>They're not even going through the whole song and dance anymore.
>It's gone from two friends and a secret handshake to two girls rubbing themselves raw in the middle of the park. For your personal amusement.
>The little squeaks and moans aren't really helping.
>As you stroke the Revengencer™ and get into a nice rhythm, you pray to what ever God horse on high that they have the common sense to be quieter so this doesn't end.
>"Ahhhn~!"
>God horse doesn't listen. Salmon's a screamer.
>a screamer and a squirter if the slowly growing puddle below them is any indication.
>Oh shit this is getting good.
>as she rides out what you're pretty sure is her first orgasm ever, Grey spoon picks up the pace.
>She's backing the poor thing into the ground trying to get herself off.
>You hate that you can't get any closer to see the connection, put you're fairly certain their two little love buttons just touch with the gasp Grey Spork just let out.
>She's getting close and so are you.
You quicken you're own pace and Grey grinds herself silly.
"I-I... T-tia-Ahhh!"
>Aww... That's cute, she's trying to talk.

>>28465982

>Almost there... Almost..
>With one final squeak Grey coats both Salmon and the ground in a spray of marey goodness.
>Both girls fall forward to ground spent and panting
>and with a grunt, you do a bit of coating yourself.
>All those months spend being pent up end up feeding the bush it's daily dose of protein.
>Jesus Christ you needed that.
>You should go to the park more often.
>"What was that?"
>"W-what was what, Tia?"
>Wait what?
>"I know I heard something."
>Noooo.
>"I think it came from over there!"
>"The bush?"
>Fuck a duck.
>Why. Why now?!
>You've always been a silent masturbater!
>22 years of never being caught Goddammit!
>Why did you have to make a noise now?!
>"Let's go see what is was."
>How in the shit are you going to explain this?
>'Oh you know. Just saw you two fucking, thought I'd do some sight seeing.'
>You are so going to jail.
>You can't go to pony jail!
>They'd never have a cell big enough for you.
>You need your fucking leg room!
>All you can do is watch as Salmon make her way over to the bush of desecration.
>"Diamond Tiara!"
>Oh great, bring somepone else into this.
>Here we come pony super max!
>"Tia, it's your dad!, W-we should go."
>Oh please.
>"But, the bush!"
>plsjustgo.png
>"Diamond Tiara! Where are you?"
>The tiny pink pony gives the bush one last accusing look before darting off to the direction of her parental figure, Spoon butt in tow.
>both still leaking, the only thing to give away their 'secret' is a slowly drying stain in the grass.
>Did... Did you just get away with that?
>Hooooly shit you did.
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>notevenclosebby.wav
>You start to make your way out of the bush, hiking up your pants, about to make a get away.
>Fuck yeah
>This memory is going right in the vault.
>"Anon?"
>God dammit.