Dadonequus: One Year Anniversary Edition!

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>>28320688
I RECLAIM THIS THREAD FOR OUT BATFILLY GODDESS

GREEN WHERE

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>>28320688
>>28320688
>not giving a big thanks to everyone who made this possible
Thanks to you, Erf, for you are the very blood that pulses through our veins
Thanks to you, Hoers, for without you the thread would be naught
Thanks to you, Elo, for providing the fresh blood during the dark times
Thanks to you, bumpanons, for being our pulsing heart keeping the thread going
Thanks to you, shitposter anons, for you are the chambers within our heart
and lastly, thanks to you, you faggot reading this, for coming on this journey with me

>>28320688
I like that I have a mini paragraph for my description.

>>28320759
Aww, I have no idea what half of this stuff means but that's sweet sounding.

>>28320754

Also the new chapter took a huge left turn, going to be longer than I thought.

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>>28320688
Not sure if I should of added this to the OP so I'm putting it here:

Dadonequus current cards against Equestria deck: https://cahcreator.com/decks/737

Dadonequus current DnD room(Ben Dover is DM): https://rolz.org/dr?room=Dadonequus

Dadonequus approved game night games: Mario Kart 8(Wii U), Super Smash Bros. (Wii U), L4D2(Steam on PC/not sure if this is just a meme)

>>28320733
Dubs confirm, update that I am about to post will contain levels of bat cuteness

>>28320794
>Also the new chapter took a huge left turn,
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>28320759
It really has been a ride isn't? I know that we have had problems. But at least for this thread that is especial, let's all pour our everything into this. That includes both writters and anons, let's have a great thread

>You stand up and see Luna sleeping peacefully which made you ease your mind. Nightmare Moon was just a memory of the distant past, but still something didn’t stop to bother you.
>Luna mentioned that she got banished to the moon for a thousand years. How was that possible? Space is supposed to represent a great danger, starting from the lack of oxygen. Then you have things like solar radiation slowly but surely destroying any tissue, rearranging DNA strings and causing all sorts of cancer, you also have the risk of contracting osteopenia when an individual is subjected to long periods of time in low gravity.
>You remember Nightmare Moon being disintegrated into tiny, dark particles when she got hit by the power of the elements of harmony, then a shadow with the form of a mare was engraved into the moon’s surface.
>So it could be a reasonable assumption that during her long, long stay in the moon, Luna wasn’t physically trapped but rather she found herself trapped into some sort of ethereal state. The thing that made you scared for her was if she was actually conscious the whole time.
>Not having a body to control but a fully functioning mind that could not communicate with anyone, nor see anything but the black void of space… if that was true, then she got a punishment far greater than the sin she committed, condemned to torture herself with her thoughts of regret and sorrow, with no one to comfort her…
>It was truly a miracle that she didn’t went insane during that time, that she despite returning to her original form she didn’t held any sentiment of hatred against the world that turned its back on her and punished her with a destiny far worse than death…

>>28320870
Not in terms of plot, but ended up writing a whole lot of stuff I had no idea was going to happen. You get a bunch of extra characterization.

>>28320877
I agree, happy birthday Dadonequus!!!

>>28320950
noice

>>28320906
>And what about Celestia? She clearly was devastated about her sister turning into such a monster, and subsequently that she was unable to help her. How comes that she didn’t seek revenge against the individuals who took away the pony that she loved the most? That she didn’t want any retribution from the ones that took her only family?
>If there’s one thing that is certain was that this whole revelation made you have a far greater admiration for Celestia and Luna than you had before. How much love do they hold in their hearts that they were able to forgive such unforgivable offenses against them? To blame themselves instead of others despite enduring a millennia of what was their personal hell?
>Despite being in different places, their punishment was the same… they were condemned to be alone for a thousand years, and yet, despite they not having the fault, despite they being the victims of this tragedy…. They forgave the sinners… heh, you guess that they were goddesses in more than one sense; they were truly shining beacons of hope.
>But yet, there was another thing that was bothering you: The elements of harmony
>Celestia and Luna used them against Discord, which turned the poor bastard into a garden decoration for a thousand years, and then Celestia used them against Luna, trapping her sister in the moon for a thousand years.
>But then, the third time and under different holders, they freed Luna from the control of Nightmare Moon, the question is why? The only variable was who used the elements.
>Under that logic, it is simply impossible to think of those artifacts as mere objects, they weren’t a simple weapon used to stop a big threat… there was something more to them.
>If the effects that the elements had when Twilight and her friends used them on Luna changed from the time when Celestia used them, then that means that their power changes depending on the user.

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>>28320759
I-I was there at the same time as Elo... Well I'm just going to curl up into a ball now! But seriously, thanks.

>>28320877
Alright, I sure wish we had some drawfags tho. Is Bunny or that other drawfag from the Anonfilly thread still lurking?

Also anniversary eggpost for Erf!

>>28320974
>So it might be a safe assumption that the elements possess a mechanism of sorts… a magical mechanism that actually identifies who is bearing them, but what if it goes beyond that? What if they can actually identify the context where they are being used?
> You remember the stained glasses on the throne room, Twilight and her friends used the elements against Discord, transforming him into stone a second time. Why then they didn’t turn Luna into stone like Discord?
>The constant here are the elements, the variables are the users and who are the elements being used against. But if Discord was turned into stone by two different set of users, then the question is again, why Luna wasn’t transformed into stone when she returned from her banishment?
>If the elements acted the same way with Discord, regardless who was using them, then the assumption that who is the current bearer of the elements is not a variable of importance. The users are just a mean to an end, and the end is to unleash their terrible power.
>If you are correct then the only variable that matters when using the elements would be in what context they are being used. But context is something much more complex than just switching users. Especially when it comes to dealing a punishment to what it seems a villain.
>The thought is scary, is almost like if it was from a horror novel. To be able to identify a context, the elements would need to have sentience. Who bears the elements is not the one who deals the punishment, that’s the job of the elements themselves; they just need someone to activate them… to awake them from their slumber.
>You can conclude with everything that you have seen and heard so far the next thing: These artifacts are not a mere object, they use a set of users to be activated against someone, then they somehow read the context that they find being used for, and deal a punishment that they think is appropriate.

>>28321075
>The elements of harmony are effectively the judge, jury and executioner. They dealt their terrible will, regardless of the original intent that the users had. You suppose that is just luck that in both occasions that Discord faced such abominable power, the ones who activated these sentient artifacts had the same intentions than the elements themselves.
>So they decided to punish a victim of circumstance with something that not even the strongest men could take, and a thousand years later they finally decided to do proper justice, maybe because it was the right thing to do, or maybe… because they just found it amusing.
>You can only hope that they are never used again, that Twilight and her friends will never have to come to the realization that the weapon that they put their faith in, has betrayed them, taking away the most precious thing from their lives.
>Was that harmony thought? Are those artifacts worth to be called with such name? From what you have concluded, they are nothing else than a deterrence for others, no better than the nuclear arsenals that the US and the USSR used to stop the other from starting a war.
>The only thing that you can feel towards those artifacts right now is pure and unadulterated hatred. They could have saved Luna a thousand years ago, but instead they decided to make her and Celestia suffer, and that’s not something that you can forgive.
“….
>You spend some time in silence, thinking about the elements. Do they have morality? Are they actual beings or more like an artificial intelligence? What if you are wrong? That doesn’t make them any less terrible
>You hear Luna shifting position, you look at her and she was starting wake up ”My child, today is officially the first day of winter, so that means that you don’t have classes today… go back to sleep”

>>28321162
>Similar to how a girl would hug her little plushie, Luna brings you closer to her chest and hugs you tightly. Maybe she was right… maybe you just needed to sleep some more… you can try to figure out the elements later… And you know a certain spirit of chaos that can help you with that.
>You nuzzle into Luna’s chest. You were unable to get more sleep, but her warmth surely made you relax… it was almost as if Luna and Celestia’s embrace made you forget about all your worries, that you could truly embrace your new life as a cute, little colt when you were with them…
>*Knock* *Knock*
>”Luna? Are you still asleep? I hope that you haven’t forgotten that you need to help me to prepare the whole castle decorations.” That was Moonlight’s voice… you will always wonder why she always sounded so tired.
>Luna lets out a groan and covers you and herself under her sheets “Let my sister do that… I am tired”
>Moonlight doesn’t knock again, instead she slams the door and enters the room ”Princess Celestia is busy arranging everything with Discord for the carnival that he will held in Ponyville tomorrow. Meanwhile we have to prepare the decorations for the castle AND we also need to begin with the preparations for the Grand Galloping Gala”
>Luna groans again and hugs you tighter “I was never informed of such thing!”
>Moonlight begins to poke Luna, she was getting a little annoyed at this “I did tell you about this yesterday when you came back from Ponyville! Come on Luna, don’t tell me that you forgot that?”
>”Hnnng, I didn’t forget, it was just… give me five minutes more…” Luna snuggles her muzzle into your mane, but that tender act is interrupted when Moonlight takes the sheets away from her and you
>”Awwww” Moonlight was genuinely moved by the little scene, but she rapidly shakes her head and pushes Luna out of the bed “I am sorry Luna, you know that I would never want to take such a tender moment like this away from you but, duty calls”

>>28321220
>”Unf!” Luna falls from the bed and rubs her flunk “You didn’t need to use such methods though”
>The bat mare lets out a little giggle…. “If I didn’t then you would have slept all day. Come on Luna, get ready while I take my little in-law to his room”
>”In-law? Oh that’s right” A tender and proud smile is drawn on Luna’s face as she pats your head “I forgot that our children have started to learn what love is” she then turns to Moonlight and nods “Very well, I’ll get ready for my royal duties, you take Anon to his room”
>Luna gives you a kiss on your forehead and gently caresses your cheek “Now, you too get ready, we will be joining you for breakfast. If I don’t arrive soon, please order a big blueberry muffin for me and black tea… that is my favorite breakfast if you have ever wondered.”
>You nod and follow Moonlight out of the room. As soon as you close the door and walk down a couple of hallways, the bat mare sighs and looks at you with a serious expression
>”So you and my daughter are a thing now” She raises an eyebrow and crosses her front legs
“Oh come on Moonlight, don’t tell me that now you will treat me differently. You know that I would never do anything bad to Cherrywood, she is my best friend… and yeah, I guess that she is my girlfriend now.”
>”You guess?” Moonlight wasn’t convinced; her face certainly reflected that she didn’t have much confidence in you.
>You rub the back of your head and give her an awkward smile
“Yeah, it just happened, you know? We haven’t talked about it before, but I do feel something for her-“
>”And she feels something for you, I know my daughter, she has never stopped talking about you since you two met.” Moonlight comes close to you and gives you a stern look “Listen Anon, I just want to know that you won’t hurt her. You are her first friend in forever, her first coltfriend. I just

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I remember when this thread started off as a prompt, with Discord wanting to make a deal with Anon to be his son. Thank goodness we dodged Scruffy during that one purge

Lurking and reading Erf's update every morning when I woke up. Ahhh...

Man, a year already, with all this drama and fun times. Glad to be able to contribute and be a part of it. Let's go for 2, hell, even 3. The ride never ends

>>28321372
>”And she feels something for you, I know my daughter, she has never stopped talking about you since you two met.” Moonlight comes close to you and gives you a stern look “Listen Anon, I just want to know that you won’t hurt her. You are her first friend in forever, her first coltfriend. I just-“
“”Want to know that she will be okay with me”. Don’t worry Moonlight, she will. As I said, I will never do something to harm her. I know that I am her first friend in I don’t know how long, she has actually never told me why, but I can assume that she got cast away because of her tastes. I know that she is a sensitive girl despite actually being as tough, if not tougher than her mother. I know that she has a huge heart. And that’s why I will never do anything to break it, because believe it or not, I actually admire Cherrywood, because she stands up for the ones she loves. So please trust me Moonlight, everything will be just fine. I will do my very best to protect that beautiful heart that Cherrywood has”
>Moonlight narrows her eyes and looks directly into yours. You start to sweat bullets, that piercing glare only last for a brief but tense moment that felt like an eternity for you.
>Moonlight finally changes her expression to a happy one and lets out a small laugh ”That’s the answer I wanted to hear! But just so you know Anon. My daughter is really into you, like really, really, REAAALLLY into you. You are not getting rid of her any time soon, if ever. I have seen childhood crushes, but hers goes above and beyond that.”
>You let out a nervous chuckle, and rub the back of your head
“Is that big? I… actually didn’t notice that”

>>28321559
>Moonlight rolls her eyes and groans “Of course you didn’t… stallions” She takes a deep breath “But could you please give her a different kind of gifts? Don’t take me wrong, I found cute that you actually made those…err how did she call them? Oh yeah! Mechanical hands, but seriously little dude… they give me the creeps… especially after she painted them as if they were made of bones”
>You shake your head
“Nope, she loves that stuff, and as longs as that remains the same, I shall keep providing happiness for my bat”
>Moonlight sighs and drops her head in defeat. The rest of the trip to your room was spent talking about how you felt about your new school, and if you have been getting used to that. It doesn’t take that long to your reach your room, Moonlight explains to you that both Celestia and Luna’s chambers isn’t far away from your own, with a happy end to the little trip, the bat mare excuses herself to go and help Luna
>You take a deep breath, you were finally alone, you didn’t have school or anything else to do. Maybe you will catch on with the books that Moon Dancer gave to you, with some luck they will help you to understand better as to why you can’t control the amount of magic that you use with each spell, and also they will have some info on the elements of harmony.
>You open the door and enter your room filled with the determination that you had back in your old world when you started a new research, you were going to find what are the elements, if only to have better questions to ask to Discord. You were going to…
>”Anon!” You are tackled and pinned down to the ground the moment you step into your room. You feel a familiar fluffy mane snuggling under your chin, and a scent of strawberries filled your nostrils.
“Hi, Cherrywood…”

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>>28320688
>Special mind

>>28321651
>Or you could relax with the little bat that somehow managed to win your heart. You hold her tight while she starts burying her muzzle into your chest.
“…How have you been? Have you come up with any new mask? Any new information about super natural stuff that you want to share with me?”
>”Hmmmm… I have been learning about hydras…. And I painted those hands that you gifted me” You hear her squaky, muffled voice while she continues to bury her head in your chest.
“Hydras, huh? I have heard of those just in legends, they are supposed to have many heads right?”
>”Uh-huh, and it is believed that when you cut one of their heads, two grown in its place, they live in the everfree forest for the most part, but some can also be found in some patches of the badlands. They are super aggressive, enough to scare a dragon away”
“Well… can’t say I have ever seen one, just heard of them from tales and such. And yeah, the things I have heard do tell of something similar to what you just said… hmmm”
>You continue to caress her back; it was relaxing, soooo relaxing. Then a little thought comes across, something that she might like
Cherrywood, I just thought of something… as you know, where I come from we didn’t have all those monsters that you tell me about, but we certainly had tons of fictional ones, do you want to hear about those?
>You feel her ears perk up, your adorable little bat raises her head and looks at you directly in the eye, she plants a little kiss on your lips and cheerfully nods.
>For a moment your mind goes dizzy, and you feel that you started to blush.
>”Well, I have to give it to you two. I have heard many young couples conversations, but never like this and well, never as cute as this” Your little love induces trance gets abruptly ended by that familiar voice, and you knew who pony that was

>>28321756
“Cadence? What are you doing in my room?”
>You look past Cherrywood and see the pink princess lying on your bed… how the hell you didn’t see her before? What was she doing here? Was she talking with Cherrywood? You adjust your little glasses just to be sure that they weren’t fucked up.
>”Hi Anon, good morning, how are you today? Want to have some breakfast?” She gives you a kind and polite smile while she raises a silver plate with her magic.
>Well, seems like the glasses that you have aren’t broken, ou still were confused to say the least, in reality you should be mad that she was here, that she interrupted your little tender moment, but your curiosity was stronger than that
“Good morning, and yeah… I am fine…. Excuse me but… what are you doing here?”
>Cadence looks down, she looked embarrassed, as if she felt shame for something “I came here to apologize… for how I acted yesterday… It wasn’t right you know… is just that I… have been going on through a lot lately”
>Well, that was a surprise, a good surprise though. You had the impression that she was going to be a bigger bitch than Blueblood, but here she is… swallowing her pride and actually apologizing.
>”We have been talking!” Cherrywood speaks with excitement in her voice “Turns out that she is not the wretched wraith that we thought she was! She is actually rather nice”
>The pink princess visibly cringes at this and lets out a small chuckle “Gee, thanks… but yeah, me and Cherrywood have been talking about a lot of things, including you” Cadence lets out a small giggle and takes a sip of tea “Turns out that both wanted to wait for you, although for different reasons”
>”Yeah! And hear this Anon, she actually already knew that we were… you know” Cherrywood blushes and buries her head into your chest
>You caress her mane and give her a little kiss on her forehead
“A couple? But how? We didn’t actually tell her. As a matter of fact, we never did, and I doubt that my moms did”

>>28321842
>”You see Anon, I am quite good at this kind of things” You turn to Cadence who was carrying a proud expression in her face “I am the Princess of Love after all. Spreading love is my special talent, and believe it or not, I kinda can feel it too”
>You raise an eyebrow and lightly tap Cherrywood’s back so she can get off from you. You walk towards Cadence with a confused look
“Sense love? That is… “
>Fucking bullshit, but you better refrain from saying that or you will be just causing problems for youself
“Something that I don’t think is possible, and if it is, then this is truly the first time that I have heard something like that.”
>”Yep, I can, is kinda like…hmmm” Cadence rubs her chin and looks the roof of your room, thinking hard about what would be the best example to tell you “Imagine that you can feel the warm and soft warmth of a bonfire in a summer night, or the feeling that you get when you are reading a book that really love, or when you eat chocolate. Love is a beautiful and powerful thing that can be felt if you actually take the time and patience to notice.”
“hmmmm….”
>You feel Cherrywood resting her head on your shoulder “That was super cheesy… kekeke~” she whispers into your ear
“Okay, so what you are saying is that love is a form of energy, a very powerful one. So when someone feels love they effectively produces that energy, and you have the talent to feel it when that happens, making you able to know when someone is in love, even if they don’t show it to anyone else. And if I have to make a deduction, you are also able to tell apart different wave lengths of that energy, making you also able to know if a person is in love, if is a brotherly love, friendship and so on”

>>28321940
>”That…. Is a way to put it” Cadence looks at you perplexed, she probably didn’t think that a colt could speak like you “It is kinda frivolous, but yeah… that is a way to explain how I am able to feel love… and yeah… you are correct about your deduction… I… wow Anon, you are actually super smart”
>”He is the smartest colt in all of Equestria! He was the one that made those hands that I showed you earlier” Cherrywood answers for you, making you blush but also smile proudly
“T-Thanks Cherrywood, if I have to say something, you are the smartest filly I have ever seen, no one compares to you when it comes to monsters and other strange creatures”
>”Awwww! Thanks!” she gives you a little kiss in your cheek that just serves to make you blush harder and scrunch your muzzle “Kekeke~”
>Cadence smiles at the little scene and takes another sip of her tea “I have to admit that you two make an adorable little couple. And to continue with my little explanation, yes I did sense love… a powerful one coming from the two of you… and I also saw all of those kisses that she gave to you when you were playing hoofball with my Shining Armor”
>”But anyways…” Cadence sighs “As I said earlier, I wanted to apologize, so Anon… Cherrywood… would you accept my apology?”
>”Of course! I can’t stay mad at you after I actually meet you!” Cherrywood seems to be on board with this, as for you
>Eh… why the fuck not, Cadence actually went out of her way to do this, and now that you kinda met her, she is not the big bitch that you thought she were… plus she is hot, like HOT AS FUCK. You can’t say no to such pretty face.
>And you also don’t know if it was because of Cherrywood constant affections, or something that actually came from the bottom of your heart, but you felt the need to say something else.
“Sure… and ah… I am really not used to do this but… I am sorry too… I think that I was a bit of a jerk”

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>>28321949
And that's it! This is like the first time that I do a live update so please tell me what you all think about this chapter. Seriously, you better post your fucking feeback, do it at least for the anniversary thread

This is the pastebin link for the previous update (The conclusion to the Nightmare Moon dream)
http://pastebin.com/M4mLhQzR
And here is the link for the new chapter
http://pastebin.com/qLjJBHRt

Also, probably this and the next one will be the last chapters where everything is actually chill and comfy, since shit is about to hit the fan, senpai and harder than what happened with Nightmare Moon

I like a lot those bits about PhD trying to rationalize Equestria, they show that the dude is still really fucking smart, same with how he accidentally rekted Candy Ass

>>28321983
>>28322133

I just liked the little bat pony smooches.

The explanation for love energy was interesting too.

>>28321983
Also the morning spent with Luna was comfy until moonlight showed up.

I don't really know that much about your story to judge it well to be honest, but I have your pastebin open in another tab and will get started.

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>>28320688
Happy anniversary! Though I kinda died, oh well. Kinda got back into my regular schedules which took away a lot of my free time, I'm sort of chilling now and lurkin through. Have this crippling writer's block so I won't be startin' the story back up anytime soon, but enjoying catching up nonetheless.

>>28322352
HOLY SHIT, IS COOKIE FISH, HE IS NOT DED, JESUS CHRIST

>>28322257
I really hope that you like it. Excuse the typos, btw

>>28322352
Holy shit! You are still alive!

>>28322203
It seems like the little bat can make PhD her bitch with justva smooch

>>28320688
Have to go on a short trip tomorrow, I'll be coming back on Monday. Also while I'm traveling I'll try to write.

>>28323158
REMOVE BATS

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>>28323316
No, bat filly is the thread mascot and cutest and fluffiest filly

>>28323361
Any and all bats a shit

>>28323373
No, bats are cute and Cherrywood is the cutest

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Done with Chapter 3, fuck me that took a while. What I thought was going to be short and maybe an interlude turned out to be my longest yet, and require rewrites. Not to mention I had to do plumbing repairs halfway through for most of the day. Tommorow morning after editing I will dump it.

This has to be the moment with more writers in the thread, I really hope that the ride never ends.
I have a question for Elo and Erf, how would like yo end your stories?

>>28323417
Bats a shit, Cherrywood a shit

>>28323488
Also I just found out that that pic related is a real, actual quote.

>>28323500
Ur a shit

>>28323590
no u

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>>28323492
I can't say that without giving major spoilers for events that I have planned, namely the next one, and what his cutie mark will mean and why he earns it. I am not too fond of sad endings when the story doesn't really build up for that, so you can guess what his ending would be.

He starts making ground breaking discoveries about how Equestria works, helps with inventions that take advantage of those discoveries. As for Cherrywood, I always envisioned as joining the Night Guard at some point but she drops out because of her passion to study monsters and the unknown.

They get together in the end, PhD helps Cherrywood to study the creatures that ponies are too afraid to study, while the bat is his emotional support and straight man so he doesn't go too out of rails with what he makes.

Luna and Celestia of course continue to be proud of their little boy. Celestia start to act like her real self with Cherrywood and of course her grandkids, Luna completely gets over the Nightmare Moon deal and ends uo getting her dream realized of watching PhD graduate.

Moon Dancer becomes PhD most trusted advicer and head of his research team. Moonlight grows to become a living legend among the guard, being respected even by the crystal ponies, and she is also the happiest grandmother that there is she never gets back with her ex, but she has a "friend" in the pony France

Basically thanks to what his cutie mark truly entails, Discord and PhD become strong partners, with the former helping to provide materials for PhD research and development projects.

It ends with Equestria heading towards a new golden era in terms of scientifical and magical knowledge, and PhD is a big impulsor of that.

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>>28323774
>"friend"
go on

>>28323835
Is not a stallion I won't say more, you kids use your imagination

>>28323572
Indeed it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA

>>28322352
TELL US COOKIE, HOW HAS BEEN LIFE TREATING YOU?

>>28323492
-Anon would grow up and marry DT. and continue to Rich business. Though DT would handle most of it, while Anon cheats by using his horn to market video games.
-They would have two children. A meek colt who would want to do his father and mother proud but is a bit of a pussy. Likes to learn as much as he can from Twilight. And a Filly. Who loves getting into trouble, and loves sneaking out to hang with granddaddy Discord. And like Discord, treats Great Aunt Fluttershy with much respect, as she does her own mother. Discord however teaches her to tease her daddy.
-Chrysalis, in the ends, fools all the ponies and makes a break for it with her hive back to a hidden spot. Despite never intending on becoming good. She also finds it ridiculously difficult to try to have Anon join her in any future plot. So she periodacally just kidnaps Anon from time to time to keep her hive's location a definite secret while also spending genuine nonsexual (though, still heavy teasing) time with him.
-Discord is still Discord. Will randomly appear during any time Anon tries to have sexytime to pull him into an adventure.

>>28321983
I like how it's going so far and... and... THE FUCK IS THAT PIC! Discord's getting his ass molested by a guy in a black suit while he trys to protect black mario?!

>>28324484
>Discord however teaches her to tease her daddy.
what great disrespect

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>>28321983
I like the luna part, and how you're going about writing Cherrywood and a
Anon's relationship. But my real question is when will Cadence molest Anon's sweet lil ass?

>>28323774
Forgot to say one more thing that I think you guys will like:
>PhD and Cherrywood have three kids: One is a bat, one is an unicorn, and one shares features of both races.
>The bat is a qt filly that looks almost like her mother when she was her age, with the difference that she has her father's eyes.
>She is a natural born artist, and Luna's favorite as they spend a lot of time singing and painting together
>The unicorn has more magic than his father, and is a naive and happy go lucky book worm who immediatly gets Celestia's adoration
>The mixed colt is far, far more intelligent than his father, but he is also rather mischevious. Becomes friends with Spike and together and with the protection of Discord, embarks upon adventures in lands far away from Equestria.

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>>28324484
>>28323774
>>28324867
>All of this shit that would make a GOAT adventure or at least a cute one shot or spin off
>It will never be written by the writefags or anyone else
For what reason must you tease me?

>>28324867
> a speshulOC of a son that PHD made with a speshulOC of a race
POTTERY

>>28324888
>Is actually an unicorn with fluffy bat ears and a better developed sense of hearing

>>28324867
>The unicorn has more magic than his father, and is a naive and happy go lucky book worm who immediatly gets Celestia's adoration
Meant her, the little unicorn is a silly filly

>>28324888
>OC of a race
>When they have been shown in the fucking show

>>28324932
i never said the race wasnt real
what you faggots have made it become is definitely OC though

>>28324940
Such as?

>>28324945
nigger seriously?
just go to batfag central

>>28324949
Gonna be honest my man, I just went to the bat thread to see that I wasn't reusing colors and names. It was all before I actually started writting the story, when it was still on the planning phase

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>>28325025
that explains why your bats are so shit :^)

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>>28325032
Not as shit as Twilight Princess. Worst 3D Zelda, even worse than SS (argubly, at best they are on par)

Erf green when

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>>28325049
how can one man have THIS HORRIBLE OF TASTE

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>>28325076
It honestly was. Visually is the worst of any 3D Zelda, sound quality is on par with OoT. Towns feels empty, especially castle town, which is a bit ironic.

People complains about the linearity of SS when the second half of TP was even more linear than SS as a whole. As a good point of that game is that it has a couple of memorable dungeons. Namely the ice manor and the spinner. Story is by far the worst one, trying desperatly of being OoT 2 but failing miserably, feeling at times as just an edgy rip off.

Combat was a fucking let down, all of those abilities for link and not a single enemy designed to make use of them, the wolf was so underused and the parts where you use him are so poorly designed that is just baffling that they kept that aspect in the game.

But I think that something that hurts TP a lot is that it does nothing new or unique, it doesn't really have much that makes it stand off from the rest of the series.

OoT was the first 3D Zelda and had the whole adult and young link going on. Majora's Mask was a surreal trip into another world, had the most depressing tone of the series and the masks transformations. Wind Waker focused on a much more chill and laid back experience, making you feel like a grand adventurer, uncharting the whole sea. TP tries to mix all of those things but ends up feeling like the most formulaic game of any 3D Zelda, a jack of all trades, master of none. The blandest console Zelda so far.

If you want to play a 3D Zelda where you control a wolf, but is actually good, just play Okami.

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>>28325049

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>>28325117
>VISUALLY THE WORST
you should get your eyes checked, mate

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>>28325137
It was fucking awful, even by 2006 standards

>>28325122
I can do that too

>Sunset lets you both enter. And you could tell just from peering in from the door that the place wasn't kept too well...or maybe it was kept to the best Sunset could. It was confusing. There was stuff from the castle like armors and books and chairs and even neat little moon and sun knick knacks. that were crammed in every corner. But there was barely any dust and it didn't really block any path. It was just organized clutter.
>"Sorry for the mess, we don't really have any room for what we could take before the castle was renovated. Here.."
>Sunset moves over to a table and uses her magic to set up some seats, four seats to be exact. "I have afternoon tea ready. Would you two like some?"
>You nod, as does Chrysalis. Sunset then goes off to another room to get the tea as you just take in the house. it was semi dark. lit by some candles magically lit on the wall. it was kinda spooky.
>"So then Anon, how did you know that would work? How do you know her? I've never seen her in my life." Chrysalis asked. Confused. "I thought Twilight would be her pupil, this doesn't make sense to me"
"It's actually perfectly sensible. Remember how I knew about your Aria?"
>".....Ohhhhhh....." Chrysalis realizes it now "So then, her human world would be different from yours then. I almost thought you came from the same world at one point. Well, there goes my enthusiasm...I wanted to ask her about her experiences. So, there's even multiple human worlds. What was hers like?"
>You groan just from the thought of it "Singing, Happy Humans everywhere with pony counterparts, Stupid kid friendly version stuff of my world, an-"
>"Stop!" Chrysalis holds her hoof to your mouth "Stop right there, you had me at pony counterparts...I get it now. It was basically an alternate dimension where the ponies are humans.....egggghhhh..I shudder to think what my counterpart would be like...you wouldn't know, would you?"
>you shake your head with a chuckle
"Nope, and it's probably better that way"

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>>28325157
>No hooves.

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>>28325157
this is the best zelda

>>28325208
Lost World is not even the best 3D Sonic

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>>28325208
>>28325206
>>28325157
>>28325122
we really doin this?
because Ill defend Twilight Princess to the deaht

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I fucking hate pen's. BEHOLD! My random fucking game! If i remember correctly it was kinda fun...

>>28325194
>"...probably." Chrysalis could only imagine how she would act like in that world.
>Sunset soon returns with teacups, a teapot, and those little plates and sets everything up before sitting down herself. a cup remained set up. but the one who would drink from it was not here.
>"Ok....So, I'm weirded out, I admit. Because there's like, no way you could have known all that unless you were actually there. So what's up with that. You have to tell me."
>Ohhh lordie, here we go. How to approach this.
>As you sat there thinking, Chrysalis took a sip of the tea, if only to be polite, she then looked to you and spoke "Just tell her the truth Anon, she's our last obstacle to be sure and since she will most likely be on our side...given the love that still permeates from her..and the fact that we won't be staying here forever. There's no reason to hold back."
>Wut?
"A-are you sure? You don't think that'll backfire? I mean, we don't have to say that much do we? Shouldn't we keep it on a need to know basis?"
>"Well...yes, and she needs to know everything. So tell her" Chrysalis took another sip
>"Ok, now you both are seriously freaking me out. Who are you?"
>....ok then
>you take a deep breath.
"My name is Anon, I come from a different human world from your own...in my world, your world and that human world was part of a cartoon television series called "My Little Pony" and..."
>And you talked, and told her everything. Being Discord's son, what you've done, why you were there...being kinda vague on that part as to not tell the truth to Chrysalis, in fact..you don't reveal who Chrysalis is. You hold that back just in case.
"So..what do you think?"

>>28325269
>"........That's the craziest story I've ever heard" Sunset didn't seem to pleased, she didn't believe it at all. "Our world is a TV show? Even if you explain the fact that Discord's dimension explanation is an actual thing. You still lost me in the fact that he's walking around among us while adopting you as his son. You can't seriously tell me he's just turned a new leaf like that. I was taught by Princess Celestia herself that he was a being of pure chaos, a jerk, and a bully that would never be anything more than a problem for Equestria. How can he just turn" She claps her hoof onto the table "Just like that?"
>Chrysalis boredly moves her cup around. "Because the dolt heel turns whenever he feels a pain in his heart. He may seem insane and powerful, but deep inside he's a lost and lonely puppy who yearns for friendship. Though, he's also a childish little moron who thinks the world should bend to his will just because it's fun. No real rhyme and reason to what he does yet his actions can still be dictated by the bonds he has with others. Pathetic really...so" Chrysalis looks to Sunset with a smirk "If you don't believe his story, how about I tell you mine...or better yet, how about I show you?"
>Oh god...you left out the changeling part because you didn't want to alarm her. Dammit Chrysalis!
"Nymous, maybe you shouldn't"
>"Maybe she should, your story was pretty bad." Sunset was wanting to see Chrysalis's explanation. Maybe that'd be the "real" reason to how they knew. "I mean come on, that's just so far fetched. That'd be like if I watched you from the human world I came from, it just doesn't work that way. What are you trying to hide anyway?...unless...hmmmm" Sunset looks at you suspiciously.
>"...oh good, she now thinks were spies. Good job Anon" Chrysalis snickers "Don't worry, I'll show you how to convince somepony"
>oh come onnn! Why does this shit always happen to you?!

>>28325302
"Gyah! Come on! Were not spies..it's the truth..N-Nymous, don't do what your about to do alright? We can still prove it with the horn...This horn here"
>you point to it
"It has his magic! And gyah! I forgot to even show you my Cut-NYMOUS NO!"
>"TOO LATE! YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THE HORN FROM THE GET GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Chrysalis laughed as she burst into a green flame and changed into her normal form "NOW SHE SHALL GAZE UPON THE QUEEN OF THE CHANGELINGS!"
>"Gertrude?...They let you regrow your wings and horn?" Sunset looked to her..confused...rather than scared.
>...oh noooooo...this was gonna be worse than you thought.
>"Getrude?" Chrysalis just stops laughing immediately "...Who is Gertrude? Why did you call me that?"
>"....great, I knew it. You're spies!" Sunset jumped to attention, her horn glowing, ready for battle "Why can't you just leave her alone! I keep telling you she's fine! It was just one slip up on her part! That's why you let me be her caretaker didn't you?! Go back to your kings and leave..US..ALONE!"
>oh..OH..OH NOOO...WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON.
>"You dare..YOU DARE THINK I'M WITH THOSE.....wait..." Chrysalis is suddenly hit with the memory that caused her initial rage. and then she turned to you with extreme anger, her vicious leer making you fall backwards on your chair "YOU LIED TO ME YOU LITTLE TWERP! I'M GERTRUDE...NO...THAT MISERABLE HASBEEN IS GERTRUDE! YOU DARE LIE TO ME? YOUR FRIEND? YOUR QUEEN?!""
>You start pushing yourself back with your legs as you look up at her, frightened
"Y-yo! Chrysalis! Wait! I-I lied because you lost your cool. Your losing your cool now! You gotta stay calm, this world is screwing you up! Come on! I only did it to help! I'm sorry!"
>Chrysalis stopped paying attention to Sunset and started to slowly advance on you. "YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO WORRY ABOUT ME! I AM THE QUEEN. i AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF STAYING CALM! I HAVE DONE IT FOR YEARS! I AM A MASTER AT IT!"

>>28325316
[TRIGGERED]

>>28325316
"B-but you haven't eaten right since you got here! It's been affecting you. You said yourself that our Equestria still has traces of love floating around that can be fed from. Even at the house. There's not of that here...remember?"
>You back up into a pile of stuff, and cannot move further as Chrysalis now towers over you
"C'mon! We're friends!"
>Sunset at first thought this was some sort of act. But she had never apparently seen "Gertrude" act so hostile. She also knew details about her that didn't match up at all with the way Chrysalis was acting. She was afraid to admit it, in case this would cause some incident, but you may have been telling the truth. How else could you know? At first she thought Flim and Flam may have had really good spies..like really good...but this was too much. "Wait! Stop! I believe you! Don't hurt him!"
>"Stay out of this!" Chrysalis growled at her "This is between me and him! Now then..." Chrysalis looked down at you as you cowered. ".......geez Anon, you're so pathetic. When you have a point to defend, you don't cower..you press on." She sighed in disappointment "Didn't you learn anything from when your marefriend talked you down?"
>Wuut?!
"...You knew the whole time? YOU KNEW?! THEN WHY?!"
>What the fuck! If she knew, then..no what.
"Were you faking the reaction the whole time just for this?!"

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>>28324484
Cock-blockcord
I can't wait to see this happening.

I've got an update coming to the future ark and it includes bat pone, however you should all be aware right now that my writing of bat ponies will not be happy go lucky and innocent like Elo's interpretation. It's kinda darker and filled with nuances. Expect references of estrus season, the tale of Dracula, Angels and Devils with relation to Pegasi. Even >rape may be attempted depending on the setting. I may as well say that the future ark contains some dark realistic themes, drama, sexual themes, political intrigue, mystery, violence and possibly gore.

I'll update when Erf is done or tomorrow.

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>>28325401
wow its garbage

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>>28325403
Wow, it's shit poster Anon and not a second to spare.

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>>28325408
I take pride in my speed

>>28325382
>Ok, now you were pissed. But the moment you got up, she just shoves you down with a chuckle "Ah ah Anon, you had your chance. No reason to get angry now..."
>"Ok..I'm confused...what is even going on?" Sunset...had no fucking clue what was going on anymore.
>"Of course you don't. This little boogerball here happens to be a friend of mine, but you see, his time in our world has made him insufferably pathetic. He's been getting better, but still has a few issues, such as standing up for his beliefs. I thought that if made him have a reason to fight back, he would...But I was wrong. He's improved...but he's just not there yet. As for you.." Chrysalis gazes at Sunset "I do think it's your turn to do some explaining."
>"Wait.." Sunset wanted to make sure you were ok first, and went over to your side. She then looked to Chrysalis with a mean look "He's just a colt, you shouldn't do that to him...here.." She uses her magic to stand you up. "Are you alright?"
>"Oh please, he's suffered worse. But..you believe us now, right?" Chrysalis asked
>"I believe it. You're definitely Chrysalis, the one I've only read about. The one I met is nice and sweet. And then there's this cutie mark. It's the symbol of chaos, I hadn't noticed it before. But Ponies don't have cutie marks like this. They don't have anything like this at all. and then theirs this horn..." She gazes upon it "I hadn't noticed it before. but after using my detection spell...that horn has magic unlike I've ever seen. It's all over the place. I'm sorry I didn't believe you before...it just sounded all far fetched."
"Yeah well..I tried to tell you"
>You weren't too happy, you were dusting yourself off. You then looked to Chrysalis, pissed at her.
"And you! You can't just do crap like that! I didn't want to fight you at all Chrysalis, we're friends!"

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>>28325429
youre too kind anon

>>28325415
>"..and that's exactly the problem. Time and time again I tell you our friendship is different, and it just doesn't click within you. Anon, this is no time to be pathetic. I need you to be my temporary captain. You may not have an army to lead. But you must have that kind of tenacity. Do you understand?" Chrysalis sits back down. "And to answer your earlier question, Yes..I knew. I admit, I did actually lose my cool. But did you really think I'd forget something like that? No, I just devised a quick way to test how ready you'd be when the time comes. Anon, I keep telling you, you must think like a changeling. Always planning, always scheming. As much as I hate my captain having pony friends, at least he still schemes of a way to please me and help my cause."
"...That's because he's an idiot who's super loyal to you"
>Oh man, you were just...really mad. You just looked at her angrily as you went back to your seat.
>"True, but he's sooooo adorable...." Chrysalis looks to you with a smirk "Remember Anon, now's not the time to lose your cool, the time to prove yourself is over. Now is the time to see how well you can control your temper"
>...Dammit, what was the point in being angry? She doesn't fucking listen and she always does what she pleases. And now you were angry at yourself. You should have just bit right back.
"...You're right, ugh...I hate to admit it..but you're right. I just..I should have been more assertive. But I was afraid of..I dunno, hurting your feelings. I just didn't want you to be angry...y'know, it's kind of an ass thing to do pretending to come at me over a lie, considering that too was a lie."
>"Get over it. I don't care what you think about my methods. How are you even supposed to speak to Twilight about your little stupid problem if you just bend and break like that? In fact, that's a trait Discord has. That whole...heel turn thing. Maybe he should toughen up as well."

>>28325435
>...wut?
>..nooo..really?
".....Are you saying...wait. So you really did pay attention last night?"
>"Drop it Anon, we have more important things to attend to" She points to Sunset Shimmer. You'd really would have to drop it for now. Goddammit Chrysalis, was she reforming? you don't know. But, she was being a friend...sorta...thats some progress.
>".....you two are a real trip, you know that? I have no idea what you're talking about. But, it looks like you two are actually friends. Really really weird...but, you don't see anypony willing to be friends these days." Sunset sits down, and tries to make sense of everything "So, you both really came from another Equestria ,huh? Where even the Spirit of Chaos learned about friendship. And made friends with an element of harmony"
"Yeah...pretty much. Sunset, I know it's really hard to believe, but you have to believe us. But Chrysalis is right. We need to know some things that we were left out of the loop. Can you tell us how this all came to happen? I mean, last I knew...you were..and please don't take offense...a huge jerk"
>Sunset looked down in shame. If what you said is true, then she knew that you knew at what extent that was. "I guess you'd know huh?....Yeah, when I went through the mirror. I was really angry, Celestia just.....no. Princess Celestia was right, if I had just listened to her. But I was angry, I did everything she told me and she just piled on more, I thought it was ridiculous, especially when she expected me to learn about friendship...I thought it had nothing to do with the elements or my studies. And since she wouldn't teach me anymore until I learned. I left. And I used the human world to show that I was the best...but I wasn't, Nobody really liked me, I was only popular because I always won the Fall Formal. My real goal was to wait for the prophecy of Nightmare Moon to happen, then I'd keep track of whoever gained the element of magic until I could take the crown for myself..."

>>28325481
"Yeah, that sounds about right so far...so what happened?"
>Curious..it sounded right. But there had to be a change.
>"The gate closed all of a sudden, It's supposed to be open for a couple of days at around every thirty moons. But, it was like there was some kind of dimensional distortion. That's the only way to seal up that kind of portal for so long. Well, that or destroying one of the entry points. I thought it was the latter for the longest of times. It didn't help my disposition..thats for sure. But I always checked on it every day. And after a few years. It finally happened...it opened up. When I found out that it did, I already began planning to spy on what was going on, find the element of magic, and steal the crown. After so long, I was sure nopony would recognize me anyway...."
>"Well then, it must have been quite the surprise when you stepped into....this" Chrysalis notes.
"...Yeah..." Sunset gripped her cup between her hooves. Feeling more and more shame. "When I saw all this...I didn't know what to think. In fact, I actually thought Nightmare Moon had taken over, everypony I asked to help me find out what was going on was either afraid of me or just really......mean. And the mirror?...it was thrown in a dump, so when I popped out. It fell over..and shattered..." Sunset cringed, a few tears coming from her eyes
"...Sunset..."
>...she never fixed those friendships she ruined, you could tell.
>"I-it's fine, I was just thinking about how it nearly crushed me..ehehe" She chuckled nervously "..Anyway..I main reason I thought Nightmare Moon had taken over was the fact it was night..for far too long. Since nopony would help me, I headed straight to the castle. I came upon a construction team who was having trouble renovating the castle because it was so dark...it's also how I first ran into the kings."

>>28325499
>Sunset sighed "I didn't know what was going on at first. But when I saw them moving things out of the castle and moving their statues in. I realized what was going on. I could hear them talking about Princess Celestia. So I hid and eavesdropped. I found out she was the one causing the eternal night. Which was apparently against their agreement. And they were trying to find a way to get her to cooperate without resorting to extreme measures....that...was terrifying. I then realized that whatever happened to Equestria. It was because of these two. And there was nothing good about them. And it just..sunk in. It sunk in that this was the world I thought I wouldn't mind. Where no friendship or harmony exists. It...was as cold and heartless as I became. Nopony would even help Princess Celestia...they were just going to force her to do what they want..It sounded like something I would do. And...Princess Celestia, of all ponies...my teacher..she didn't deserve that. So I revealed myself. I told them I could solve their problem. I just wanted to try, so they wouldn't do anything to her. And so they made me a deal. If I could fix the problem, If I was who I said I was, Then I could be her caretaker. And I'd be responsible for her"
>....why...did Celestia?
"...So what happened next?"
>"I went over to where she stayed. It was...so..dirty. It hadn't been cleaned in awhile. I went up into the tower. And found Celestia at the top on the balcony. She was just.....staring at the moon.
"...Why?"

>>28325522
>"....I don't know. When she saw me, she just...hugged me. and treated me as if I never left. She never told me why. And ever since, I've taken care of her. I took in as much of her things as I could. I cleaned up. And I take care of whatever she needs. It's my burden to bare....maybe If I had listened....mnnn." Sunset looked to the side, looking distraught, tears in her eyes. "Look, that's basically it. Princess Celestia is fine as long as she doesn't step out. And she loves visitors...Which is always trouble because usually they are trouble. I've learned there are still one or two good ponies out there...but, it's as rare as making friends with a dragon. So please...Chrysalis, could you change back into that other form..and be nice?...And Anon, can you be courteous to her? Please..I just want her to be genuinely happy for once.."
>"...." Chrysalis changes back into Nymous, but she is staring at Sunset stoically "...I'll grant you this request, but only because it would be disadvantageous otherwise."
"...And I'll just do it because I like her. Princess Celestia has always been pretty great. If I could make her smile, then I will make sure to do it! I mean, who can resist this cuteness? hmm?
>You wiggle your front hooves around as you give a cute beaming smile
>Sunset, sighed in relief, and smiled a gentle and warm smile "Thank you...the both of you"
>And not soon after, you could hear steps. In the right side of the room was a circular room. This room had a spiral staircase...no doubt leading up and down the tower that was in the center of the home...an odd house indeed. where all the rooms on both floors revolved around the center piece.

and thats it for the night.

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>>28325537
good update

>>28325537
Was your day any better Erf?

>>28324177
Fairly well, have a good job and my own apartment. Currently working on my /ck/ing and my studies to the best of my abilities.

Also has anything big happened after my leave? Besides me dying of course.

>>28325667
Omg, omg! You're back! I am so happy right now!

>>28325117
I'm with Elo, I just don't understand why people like that game. There are only a few good things about that game.

>Minda, one of the few companions who wasn't god awful annoying, and is an interesting character that is important to the story.
> The locations, as Elo said, some of the most interesting dungeons And locales in the second half of the game
>Fucking being able to run and swing your sword like Jesus Christ how has Nintendo not made this a part of every game since TP?
>The final battle with ganon I guess or whatever

And that's it.
Zant's is whiny and uninteresting, wolf link is boring after the third use, those stupid fucking bugs were the worst thing ever, and don't even get me started on the art design.

>>28325117
That screenshot just looks hideous, those colors look blatantly unnatural together.
And before anyone says, "b-but, that's how it's totally supposed to look, unnatural and stuff! So it's actually good!!!" Fucking no. If I wrote a character that was obnoxious, an irredeemable asshole that no one ACTUALLY enjoys reading and following and say, "w-well, he's supposed to suck all the fun and enjoyment out of the reader! So it's actually good!!!" that doesn't defend shit. It's possible to make a race of shadow people with a good color pallette, and have the form and design subtly seem unnatural, without just slapping 'opposite Discord' on the screen.

>>28325249
NotEndlessOcean/10 are you even fucking trying m8?

>>28325807
Phone autocorrected Minda from Midna

>>28325807
I only had sea monster because it was at gameshi- i mean stop for like 20$.

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>>28325807
Is it sad the only jump scare in gaming that has surprised me was in Twilight Princess? That fucking snow bitch man!

why do ppl hate nyx?

Kinda a newfag here

>>28325853
Noice bait, sweet bait m8

>>28325864
I am a legit newfag, idk anything other then she's black and sometimes wears a headband

>>28325870
Well just in case, I already gave you one (You) so...
Basically the main character of a fanfiction that everyone circle jerked over, then ignored. Is a sort of nightmare moon clone but not really because she's special and damaged or whatever. I don't follow it closely but she seems to be obnoxious.

>>28325908
Oh that's a little sad

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>>28325928
The fic itself had interesting setting and ideas, but it also had a fair share of flaws. On top of that, Nyx is almost the ultimate moe, which some people like or fall for and some people absolutely hate. Combined with the interesting setting and mediocre writing, it's not hard to see why so many people love it and so many people hate it at the same time.

It doesn't help, that this combination makes for effective shitposting material, kinda like poni in 2010/2011.

>>28326013
Huh

>>28326045
Oh, and just a head's up. Don't use thing's like idk, idc, lol, ppl, xD, ;) ,lmao, etc. Unless your baiting.

>28326071
k ;)

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>>28321983
>Seriously, you better post your fucking feed
No U, thread is dead dead dead-dead!

Nice chapter, my fine feathered faggot, All I want is MOAR. I was worried the Kek + pHd shipping would be gruesome, but nah; you're handling it well.

Pity that the Wall is keeping you out. You'd think an exception could be made, but nay, not for the absolutism of the Wall.

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>>28325122
>>28325157
>>28325208
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>>28325807

Pls no bully I know I draw like a 12 year old 2008 stick animator but i try hard pls i hav family.
^:)

>>28326502
You know, I know it's babby's first Zelda, but I didn't really mind PH. It's weird because it isn't my style of game, it was just fun to sit down every once in a while and progress in it.

>>28326691
>actually agreeing with me
Well played, gay cat. Well played...

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>>28325537
>and thats it for the night.
Super Delicious.

>>28326502
Binding of Isaac Afterbirth ruined the fucking game

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>>28325401
Update now!

>>28267820
>"HI DADDY!" Shouts a familiar girly voice from behind you
>your body tenses up and flinches as semi-visible circular sound waves echos expand before you
>causing your supposably sound proof windows to crack
>"Ah-hahahaha, oh Anon you simply should of seen the look on your face just now! Oh-hohoho. See for yourself! Aha~" teased a chuckling Discord from your very couch
>Discord snaps the fingers of his claws and a frilly looking mirror materializes before you out of thin air
>floating before your visage
>your pupils are shrunk with surprise with bags under your eyes
>you've momentarely lost your serious complexion
>your feathers are ruffled
>and your mane is a mess once more
>behind your reflection, you see a pair of upside down extended beige-green bat wings
>you should really get used to these shenanigans by now
>you take a breath, ignore Discord's taunts, swat away the floating mirror with one wing and comb your mane back with the other
>now back in business mode, you turn around to face your prankster of a daughter
>before you hung Frutta Caduta upside down from the ceiling and giggling at you
>your little treasure of a bat filly
>she has her mother's coat and curiosity
>she has your mouth and smooth mane too
>however, unfortenetly for you, she also has wings, pupils and certain tendencies similar to her Aunt
>well that's not entirely true, she's pretty much a mare now
>but she will forever be your little filly to you

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>>28328343
>you still regret what happened between you and Pera, but you're thankful to be able spend time with your daughter whenever you can
"Frutta Caduta, what are you doing staying up during the day. You should be asleep, now come down from there and give your papa a proper greeting." you state bluntly
>"Aha-haha-haha, oh Daddy you can be 'sooooooo' stiff sometimes!" she teases you further as she drops onto you with hoofs open for a hug
>you grin as you catch her in your grasp and hug her tight
"Shame on you, trying to give your old papa a heart attack like that. What would you do if I weren't around, eh?" you whisper half heartedly into her ear while still hugging
>"Hahahaha, silly Daddy! That'll never happen! You'd never leave me!" responded Frutta, still recovering from her laughter
>you smile, kiss Frutta on the forehead and gently let her go
"That's my-a clever girl! You can be a real troublemaker, you know that? I may have to keep you away from Discord if this keeps up."
>"Oh please, Anon! 'That', she obviously gets from you." zinged Discord
>he may have a point there
>why couldn't you just have been blessed with 'normal' obedient foals?
"Be that as it may, because of recent developments. It's my responsibility as a father to build her up to the standards of inheriting my position one day."

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>>28328383
>you turn to face Discord and decide take a seat on one of the couches
>"Oh, do you mean the development from that royal visit just now?" Coo's Frutta as she takes a seat on a couch opposite of you
>you wonder how long she was eavesdropping for
"How much do you know?" You ask
>Frutta grins
>"Enough to know that you're going to meet with the princesses over at Canterlot after tomorrow." she mentions as her tone now changes to one that means business, one more appropriate for her age
>you look a little relived
>did she just arrive at the last possible moment?
"Oh, is that it?"
>"That's not all!" She states proudly "I also know that the reason you're going to Canterlot is to discuss an arranged marriage between my step-brother and that naive pink power grabber"
"I can never hide anything from those pesky ears of your, can I? Let's leave it at that then."
>"I want in!"
>what, no!
"NO!"
>"Why not! You're against the marriage and so am I!" Shouted Frutta, now clearly irritated
"No, the princesses have already taken one foal from me, I will not give them the chance to take you too!"

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>>28328450
>the intercom buzzes
>"Sir, it's Mr Turner and his son. They've come to see you."
"Tell them I'm in the lounge, Tiara!"
>Frutta smacks the coffee table with a hoof, trying to get your attention back
>"I have the right to see my baby brother after all this time! Besides, I'm your legacy's heir right? That means Discord will protect me no matter what!"
Shouts Frutta in tantrum
>"She's right you know." Intergects Discord as he shamelessly uses your private bar to mix spirits and other questionable things into a martini glass
>even so, you don't want to risk it
"My descision is final. Why don't you tell me about your studies at my Baltimare institute of technology are going or how your mother is handling leading the agricultural union contingent at Ponyville?"
>Time Turner and his son Thought Bubble, trot into your lounge
>"Sorry I'm late Toni, but I've brought the update on project 'Luna Nostrum' about tomorrow's launch!" Declared the old brown stallion
>Frutta's face was now red with frustration
>"Don't change subject father! I don't need your permission to go anyways, I'm a grown mare and I'm going to tell Mama about it too!" Shouts Frutta as she now lifts off, getting ready to leave
"Frutta sit down and think about this, I'm doing this for your own good-" You shout at her, but she just ignores it
>"You, Bubble butt!" She says as she points to Thought Bubble
>"Y-yes Frutta?" Answered the startled brown young Pegasus stallion with a blond mane and tail
>"I've seen you transport your Dad home after class on those flying machines right? You're coming with me!"
"FRUTTA STOP THIS AT ONCE!" You command
>Frutta ignores you and quickly grabs onto Though Bubble
"Sorry Daddy, I can't hear you over how angry I am!" She comments
>she drags the young stallion away with her and dives towards the exit
>merda, she can be so stubborn

>>28325232
Too bad that it doesn't change that is the worst 3D Zelda

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>>28328470
>you trot up to Discord and whisper
"I believe you're also supposed to keep her moody tendencies under control through your magic. Now she's enraged and has taken the young apprentice inventor with her!"
>"Now, now Anon. You should loosen up more!"
>You silently scowl at Discord
>he holds the martini glass over your head for a moment and it immediately ignites on fire, radiating heat
>"You weren't that different at her age if I remember correctly." Says Discord as he now holds the ignited glass close to his face, inspecting it
"I her age when I first had the misfortune of meeting you! Do your job Discord!" You whisper a little louder
>"I was going to anyways Anon, I just wamted to spend a little more time with you. I rarely get the chance these days when you're oh, so busy being a business stallion." Says Discord calmly before holding his breath for a moment
>Discord breathes frost and sprinkles onto the martini glass, it becomes frozen solid while still looking like it's ignited underneath the strand parent ice
>"I'll make sure she has a cool head on her shoulders before the heat gets to her." Reassures Discord before swallowing the frozen abomination whole and teleporting out of the room with a snap of his claws
"You better..." You mutter under your breath

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>>28328520
>"Does she remind you of when you were young?" Asked your chief engineer
>you sigh and look back to a quizzical Time Turner
"Honestly, that's what I'm afraid of. Does your colt give your this much trouble too?"
>"Not since he was a foal."
>perhaps Discord was right about Frutta taking after you, after all
"Nevermind that, I'll have one of my employees take you to the launch site since Frutta is borrowing your colt. For now tell me about the preparations for tomorrow launch, is the team briefed and has all the ordinance been stored?"
>...

That's it for now, glad I got to finish chapter 1 of the future ark from Anontonio's perspective. Equestrias first non magical moon landing soon and expect some H.R. Giger shit to happen there, if you've ever watched Alien.

>>28325157
>It was awful, even by 2006 standards
Name 5 games that came before Twilight Princess that loomed better than that game

>>28325537
dead inside celestia is going to be hard to read

>>2832847
Wait, so Anontonio doesn't take care of any of his kids?

>>28328676
I really like this update, it's quite interesting how Antonio bring up to Equestria a industrial era without the evil route of FlimFlam.

>>28329108
He did raise Frutta every second week. He loves his foals more then he treasures himself. She's just a 'mature' bat mare now.

>>28329146
>mobster route
>not having questionable ethics

I plan to write an ark before the future ark and after the current ark following the episodes to showcase how he came to power through black mail, threats, scapegoating, sharing of innovation, removing of competition/purging and all while looking like a hero in the public's view. I guess you could call him a hero that lived long enough to become the villain in a quest for greater good of Equestria. But, at the same time also seeing himself a victim, despite all his sacrifices. Making him an even more of a dangerous individual holding massive influence and power. For now just follow the future ark know that only the east coast of Equestria is a combined industrial mega-city because of Anontonio and that the rest of Equestria is more or less the same, now with a national agricultural union for the farmers, utility poles used for power or morse code and more roads or landing pads for those automatic carts.

>>28328383
Why is his daughter a bat?

>>28329409
Pera's mother was a bat pony even though she was born a Pegasus and her birth-twin Prugna is a bat pony. Seeing how pony genes and color inheritance is bullshit from the cake twins episode, I decided to the the same with the fruit twins. So yes, Frutta Caduta inherited some of her grandmother's features.
However the question you're asking is the first that came to Anontonio's mind when she was born and is partly to blame for the regretful heart breaking divorce between Anontonio and Pera. Only, later did Anontonio realize that Frutta is his biological daughter when she first used a booming voice tone that only he had beforehand. Infact her's is even stronger. Anyways, this is just one example of the realistic dark themes I was talking about.

>>28329403
Who is the mother? Why is she a bat? Why does Discord take care of her?

>>28329508
Look here: >>28329504
As for why Discord is bound to take care of her is a mystery that I won't spoil for a long time, until then, you'll have to put together the pieces for that one yourself.

>>28328826
Just 5? There are many games around that year that looked much better than Twilight Princess, and I'm not even going to take into account games that features a heavily stylized visuals, just ones that have more realistic approaches
-Half Life 2
-Doom 3
-Far Cry 3
-F.E.A.R.
-Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
-Resident Evil (Remake)
-Resident Evil Zero
-Resident Evil 4
-Silent Hill 2
-Silent Hill 3
-Silent Hill 4
-Metal Gear Solid 3
-Shadow of the Colossus
-Halo 2
-Star Wars Rogue Squadron II
-Star Wars Rogue Squadron III
-Star Wars: Republic Commando
-Chronicles of Riddick: Escape of Butcher's Bay
-Project Gotham Racing 3
-Metroid Prime
-Metroid Prime 2
-Baten Kaitos: Origins
-Final Fantasy XII
-God of War II
-Gran Turismo 4
-Hitman: Blood Money
-Tomb Raider: Legend
-Dead or Alive 3
-Ninja Gaiden Black
-Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
AND MORE! Twilight Princess was average looking, sometimes it looked really, really bad by 2006 standards

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Porco dio, you guys have to watch the newest episode! It's pony calcio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-th2n3skM

I'm glad that the writers invented a pony version of calcio so that I don't have to make up the rules for the game that will be played in the recess happening in Anontonio's past point.

I think this may have cured my writer's block for "The Adventures of Anontonio Ark". I'll let you Anons decide which ark you want me to continue with for my next update.

Also I noticed that the uniforms in this episode are similar to the ones used in the 4cc's /mlp/ team. The scarves even have two hearts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-P8g4CAnKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zan5scbPxU

>>28330101
To be fair, I just had to say Half Life 2.

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>>28328676
>That's it for now, glad I got to finish chapter 1 of the future ark from Anontonio's perspective
Kek, and so am I. Don't feel like you need to fill in the details between 'now' and 'then'.

The plot lines you were running were amusing, but also a touch passe.

This is engaging.

>>28330130
>Episode about fútbol
Did someone dive?

My turn!
Since it was the anniversary of the thread and I didnt get to write a lot, this is my delayed delivery.

>You follow the mares that are escorting you towards the town center of the town. Cheerliee had a seriously expression going on and the green mint unicorn was sometimes looking at you, giving you a tiny smile
>Maybe she considered you not a menace, you find her cute, not in a sexy way like the teacher, but… just cute. Maybe you could take advantage of the situation now
>You stop and the mares notice you did so, so they look at you and the mint green unicorn is the first to speak
>”What is it, kid? You feeling okay?” Her tone had a bit of worry as she started to walk slowly towards you, Cheerliee in the other hands stayed in place
“Actually… I’m feeling kind of tired, my hooves hurt…” You raise your right hoof and move it as if it was jelly. “Do I have to follow you twoooooo? I’m also getting huuuungry”
>Both mares look at each other for some seconds
>That should be enough for you to think strategies of what’s coming next. Let’s see… you’re going to see the leader, she or he is going to ask you a lot of questions, even if you are a kid. And let’s not forget the fact that they have the book that got affected by your own chaos. The worst that can happen? They lock you until you “remember” something. The best that can happen? You capture the leader… in some way
>Maybe Discord isn’t the best at plans, well, he never gave you one… just, bring the leader and that’s all, was it? Uhmm… if they discover that you have chaos magic in your control, things are going to go downhill
>Gotta think of every tiny probability

>>28330873
Speaking of that. This is Zenco watching today episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0cpLdP5RsY

>>28330897

>If they know you are Discord’s son? You’re fucked up. If they discover in some way that you are not a pony? Worst… but there is no way they know that… right? Besides, only ponies you have seen in this world that knew who were you was Celestia and Luna at the castle of Discord. Question is, do they know Discord has a son now?
>If they did… they couldn’t have let you in in the town, hell, that yellow Pegasus from before would let the wolves to bite and tear your meat in the moment she saw you… and if Discord isn’t a dick, he won’t say a global message of how he adopted a son
>You need to think more carefully and act as close as a kid from these lands
>You feel a sudden lift from… magic? And in the next second you are on top of the green unicorn pony
>”Here, let me carry you if you feel tired then. We’ll give you food once we ask you some questions if you don’t mind… be a good boy and you’ll get some daisy sandwiches! Isn’t that great?” The unicorn said in a cheery voice… and boy! Her coat is so smooth
>She starts walking and you almost fell from her back, so you had to grab her around her neck… god damn this was now embarrassing
>”Whoa there! Be careful! Never been in somepony’s back before?”
“Ah… eh… n-not that I remember”
>This was… weird. A horse riding a horse, the legends were true…
>For some reason she was comfy to ride… god that sentence is so lewd. You don’t even need a saddle for making the ride comfy; her coat was already feeling good and not rough. Was this because she’s a girl?
>”My name is Lyra Heartstrings by the way, but you can call me Lyra. You got a name?” God damn her ears were perking up and looked so cute
>Well look at that, her name is the same as her butt mark. And you just noticed that Cheerliee butt mark was three flowers, but… ugh, just ask that after you give your name, Alberto
“My name is Anon”

>>28331031

>”Well, isn’t that a peculiar name? Well, hopefully you don’t get said that often! Nice to meet you Anon.” She giggles slightly
>Well yeah, hopefully this doesn’t get too often into the “Oh, your name is like that? How weird! Nobody I know is named like that!” or something like that. Hell, you still don’t know how ponies name their ponies… and knowing how that timberwolf name was “Bark” the other just must have puns related to wood
>…Now you want a timberwolf to call woody… heh… hehe… goddamnit brain
“Say… Lyra…” He ears once again perk up and you have her attention. “What are the images you two have in your… ummm… ah, you know…”
>”You mean our flanks?”
“Y-yeah… sorry for sounding rude…”
>”You don’t know about cutie marks?” Lyra looks to the direction of Cheerliee. “He doesn’t know about cutie marks?”
>Cutie marks? Damn it Discord, you don’t explain shit wey
>”Seems like Anon lost his memories and only remembers brief stuff, I didn’t expect him to forget about something important like cutie marks…”
>They are important? Damn it, why Discord didn’t tell you? Was it because he didn’t give a shit about them? …because if a cutie mark is near ponies flanks, he didn’t appear to have one
>Or maybe only ponies can have one? …then why don’t you have one? And there were kids that lacked one
>Both mares stopped walking and started explaining to you the meaning of the “cutie marks”
>Lyra was the first to talk to you
>”You see Anon, when a pony discovers his special talent; they receive the gift of the cutie mark, a tiny feature that represents what they are good at.” Her hoof pointed to Cheerliee’s flank. “Cheerliee as example has three flowers becaaause…” She was waiting for her to reply
>”Because it symbolizes my care for each of my students, and my desire to help them learn and grow…”

>>28331046

>”And mine meaning is that I’m good at any string instrument!” She takes a pause and looks at the sky and then at you. “Another good example is Princess Celestia, you know who she is, right?”
>…
>SHIT WHAT DO YOU SAY?
“Ehhhhhrrrr……”
>You open your mouth for a second and try to think of something… but you don’t say anything…
>”Right… your memories… eh, don’t worry! Well, her cutie mark is the sun… which is her talent as she moves the sun!”
>”Or used to do…” Murmured Cheerliee
>”Eh… you get it now… right Anon?”
>Well, ignoring that last comment you pretty much understand the concept
>Jesus Christ, so they represent what you do in life. Short explanation but big impact
>You wonder if you can get a cutie mark… and what would it be…
>Well, back in Earth you were good at… well, anything that they wanted you to work in… money was money and any job opportunity was a good chance to get more stuff, but that changed when you lost your best yet job… and now you find this… ‘job’ that looks like a no way back for some reason
>Nah, if there are dimensions to other worlds, of course there is one back to your world and your old life
>Will you ever want to go back? Is… kind of a good adventure here, but you do miss already your family. Maybe… maybe you did have to read the damn contract of Discord… dude you were drunk! Maybe you still are…
>Let’s just… not think about that right now. That comes later when you get your mission done
>…If you ever do finish it, hell you feel like you’ve been in this forest for a good while
“Okay, I understand! I can’t wait to discover mine!” You rest on the comfy back of Lyra. “Okay, let’s goooo! Yip yip!”
>You were really comfy on this unicorn’s back… but seems like the ride had to stop
>”Actually Anon, we are here… unless you want me to take you inside”
>Wait what?

>>28331097

>You take a look and, you three were outside a building with two brown doors… can’t believe we were already here. You thought they stopped to talk about cutie marks, you never expected arriving so soon
>You take a tiny breath and exhale and as sad as it takes, you slowly stand down from Lyra’s back. She notices you slowly getting off and helps you with her magic
“Thanks you Miss Lyra… and sorry for asking about cutie marks”
>”Pffft, drop the miss boy, just call me Lyra! And don’t worry about cutie marks; you’ll even get yours eventually! Colts at your age surely get them soon or later.” She gives you a tiny fast pet in your mane, messing with it slightly. “Since other ponies are checking the perimeter in search for any opening for chaos, do you want me to stay with Anon so you take care of the kids? She asked Cheerliee
>”Actually… would you be kind and stay with the kids? Last time I left them with Bark they didn’t do their homework and played with him…”
>And you were scared of him, damnit… next time you are going to show him who’s boss
>”Sure Cheerliee, I’ll take care of them! Maybe I’ll tell them a history lesson!” She turns around and starts walking towards the direction of the school, but not before saying her goodbyes to you and waving her hoof
>You just wave back smiling
>After she is gone from the sight of Cheerliee, she… looks with a deadpan expression to you
>”Okay Anon, let’s enter the town center now Anon…” She opens the door to let you walk in first… and you do walk in first
>Inside were two females earth ponies, one had a slightly brown coat and gray with white mane, the other earth pony had a pink mane and coat, both looked to be discussing something and were interrupted by you two
>Oh god, maybe someone of these two is the leader? …the pink one is sitting in a chair next to the desk and the other is just standing near it… maybe the pink is…

>>28331231

>A sudden flashback about Discord’s chess game comes to your mind. It was there where you saw a pink queen with a white pawn… but damnit you don’t remember the color of the king now. Was she the pink queen then? Is she the leader? Better take it carefully by now
>Cheerliee tells you to wait on a chair as she talks with them and you do so
>Mierda, this situation is pretty tough. You are concerned about any fuck ups you give now
>You take your time and wait… you don’t even complain of your way of sitting on the chair. Ponies sitting are so damn curious, haha. Back in your world you wouldn’t even thought of a horse sitting somewhere
>You start looking at your hoof for… no reason. Damn you are getting bored, you want action and now. Looking at the desk with the three mares, Cheerliee placed the book on the desk and the pink pony started eyeing it… then Cheerliee pointed at you and the three mares gave you a quick glance… which you in reply waved your hoof with a cheery smile
>Cute and childish, Alberto… cute and childish…
>”Anon… can you come here? We are going to ask you… a few questions”
>Well… here we go. You stand up from your seat and walk towards the three mares… and start waiting for the questions
>”Take a seat, Anon” The pink mare said. “If that’s your name…”
>You take a gulp… so the questions have begun…
“O-Of course my name is Anon!”
>”Where’s your family?”
“I… dunno…”
>”Why did this book changed words as soon as you touched it?”
“I… dunno?”
>”Is that a question or an answer?”
“…Yes?”
>”You know how suspicious a colt that supposedly has lost their family and suddenly appears in a forest with no memory and then turns a book upside down is… right?”
>…Maybe silence is the best answer to that question

>>28331241

>”Maybe Discord did send us a trap and he is preparing something…” The pony next to Cheerliee said
>”I’m not finished yet, Mayor Mare.” She looked to the pony that just spoke. “I have three theories… one, this colt is who he says he is… two, this colt is a trap from Discord… and three…” She took a pause, her eyes were looking right directly to your eyes… you see your reflection on her eyes… a kid looking… waiting for her to continue. “He’s not a colt, but something else…”
>…WHAT? HOW! Do ponies know how to tell when someone, er…. Pony isn’t a… pony? Que chingados…
>”That should explain his memory loss…” Cheerliee says putting a hoof under her chin. “Even still, how’s that possible?”
>”We know that Discord is doing something… we don’t know what, but we do know is something big and dangerous for everypony in Equestria, even if his magic is… catastrophic, it could get worse. We must expect the unexpected from him…”
>…you need to act at your defense, but be careful with your words. Just act… like a confused lost kid
“I… don’t know what is happening… “ You started to tear up slightly. “I am in trouble? I’m sorry if I am… I just… grabbed the book and felt something… I’m sorry…”
>Come on, feel bad for me fuckers
>You could hear a tiny music in the background played by a violin… slowly improving the situation
“I just… I know I’m a pony… is just, my memories are mixed… I don’t even remember the name of my father or mother… I feel alone, but this town gave me a good… feeling of… home. Please, I’m not a bad pony… and I’m sorry if I’ve been one…”
>Mayor Mare looked to the pink pony in the desk
>”Pinkamena… are you sure this is okay? I know it’s been a time since we got a pony escaping Discord’s magic, but he’s just a colt… I don’t think he is evil or something”

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>>28331019
>Me
>Watching soccer

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>>28331256
>Argentino
>Not watching fútbol
That's bullshit of the highest caliber

>>28331253

>But the pink pony, “Pinkamena”, didn’t say anything…
>”Where is that music coming from? I don’t recall having a jukebox here…”
>”And Lyra is with the kids at school…”
>There was an alarm sounding from inside the building, the same as back in the school… fucking damnit
>Wait… wait! Did you do chaos magic?! Me lleva la chin… stupid random magic! Fucking hell this just got worse!
>Pinkamena followed the music… until she found a tiny turntable playing an orchestral song
>” … this just confirms it, the kid is a trap…” She left the turntable next to the book on the desk. “Why don’t you just says us what you want, kid? Or maybe you are Discord?”
>No… no, no, no, no! This wasn’t planned! Not at all!
>Just… act more confused! God damnit! Mierda! Chingado! Aaaaaagh!
“I-“ You were about to talk but Cheerliee interrupts you
>”I don’t get it. If the kid was an undercover spy, trap or anything from Discord, like a corrupted kid for example… why would he blow his cover like that? And twice? That doesn’t explain anything…”
>”Discord acts all random… wouldn’t surprise me if his minions did it in the same way…”
“P-Please, believe me! I’m not a bad colt!”
>But neither of them listened to you now and they were talking with each other, evading eye contact with you
>”What do we do now?” Mayor Mare said
>”I’d say we look out for this kid until Celestia arrives… she’ll surely know what to do”
>”If she doesn’t arrive, we could do another meeting… she didn’t say when she was going to get back, the sooner she is here, the better…”
>As the three ponies continue talking and ignoring your tiny cries of- DID SHE SAID WHO WAS COMING?
>You look with your mouth open and eyes wide looking at them now… how… how? Wasn’t her a prisoner or something of Discord? Or does Discord give her the freedom to do stuff? Is she the leader?

>>28331337

>Man what the fuck, this just got complicated all of the sudden! If she comes to this town and sees you… is game over! Fucking game over!
>Now you regret telling her that you were a human…
>What now… what now… you now have a time limit…
>Ugh… your belly is empty and is hungry… wish you had a god damn pizza or anything now. You can’t think with your belly empty
>…
>WAIT CHAOS MAGIC, DON’T YOU DARE TO-
>You hear a magic poof and… the alarm once again turns on. Wew, this was a good run
>The ponies notice a pizza on the desk, even with a decorated dish and they enter in panic
>”Everypony! Step away from the desk! He could have done something to it!” Pinkamena yells
>The mares quickly retreat and you look at them… then at the pizza of mushrooms that was on the desk… boy it was looking so tasty… even the smell… mmmn…
>…Well, if you were anyway to get caught, at least you are going to eat the god damn pizza. You go ahead; you don’t even feel like wasting your time grabbing the pizza with your stupid hooves, you just lean over your tiny head and bite a slice…
>…
>And as soon as you took the bite it was your mistake, since it was hot as fuck
>Is as if this pizza was made out of lava… IT WAS BURNING YOUR DAMN TONGUE YO
“AH! CALIENTE! CALIENTE! AH, AHH, AHHH!” You throw the slice to the dish the pizza was in and stick your now burned tongue out, even trying to spit some saliva for some… reason. “Uhhh muh lengua…”
>…You just realized something. First, you need to check before eating something your magic creates… and second, you spoke in Spanish…
>Well at least you didn’t say a bad word
>”That…. That’s Spanish. This colt speaks Spanish…” Cheerliee notices. “It’s impossible… the border to other foreign cities are way away from here… do you remember where are you from, Anon?”

>>28331349

>Well, you should say something now that you have a chance, maybe this takes the doubts out of you, still… the chaos magic will be a hard work to explain
“I’m from Mexi…” You stop talking. Was there ever a México here? You don’t think so… you don’t even know a single city from this place, hell, you literally don’t even know if this town has a name. “Mexi… mexi…” Fuck now you don’t know if say the entire name or leave it like that, good job Alberto
>”Mexicolt?” Cheerliee… continued your sentence
>Fucking really? A pun of México with a horse? Whoa, fucking amazing. What’s next, Puerto Rico is Puerto Caballo?
>Whatever, you’ll take her word on that
“I… think so?”
>”Even if he speaks Spanish” Pinkamena comes closer to take a look at the pizza. “This doesn’t explain why he has… this kind of magic. For some reason, he has the power to make something appear near him… or that’s what I think. The book, the turntable, the pizza… things he want… is this possible? For a colt? Or is a trap…” Pinkamena took a pause. “We need to lock him and look at him until Celestia comes back to check on us”
>You were thinking for a good comeback, but all you got was…
“C-Can’t I use my… power to help you all? This town is peaceful… and I could… use this power to look for my father and mother… I really want to see them back… please hear me; I’m not a bad guy… I want to do good…”
>They were silent for a few seconds, looking at each others and slowly nodding
>”Well… for now we are going to lock you up until we surely know you are who you say you are… eat that pizza, is yours anyway” Pinkamena started to walk to the exit of the town center. “I’ll go get Fluttershy and tell her everything that happened; hopefully she gets a wild animal to inform Celestia of the current situation”
>And just like that, she left the Town Center…

>>28331356

>After eating your pizza and filling up your belly, Cheerliee and Mayor Mare took you to a room that had a single window, a bed and a closet. Well your hopes for this world to have TV are over
>”I believe you are who you said you are, Anon… and well, we haven’t meet yet. I’m Mayor Mare and I’m the assistant of Pinkamena, the grumpy pony you just had a discussion with…” She tried giving her best smile to you, but it had a bit of worry on it. “Maybe you could be our best hope in these days of chaos… I don’t know how you got that magic even when you are just a single earth pony like me… but maybe you can remember something about your past that gave you those powers…”
>As you entered the room, she was near to close the door from outside
>”Well I’ll be doing some work here in the town center… just wait here; if you want you can rest. No need to worry for school, just rest, I’ll bring you dinner later”
>She was about to close the door, but you quickly called her name to stop her
“Wait! I wanna ask something…”
>”Yes?”
“…Is Celestia the leader of here? Is she really the leader?”
>Mayor Mare was silent for some seconds; she was looking at the floor…
>”She doesn’t like when we call her like that… we had another leader before her… but…” She took a deep sigh, one of regret and sorrow. “She just… disappeared without leaving track. Maybe Discord did something to her, but even Celestia doesn’t know her whereabouts”
>Jesus, so Discord eliminated the previous leader? This is so confusing, he better explain things when you get… the leader… how are you going to get Celestia if she’s the leader then?
>Wait, maybe you can… bring the next in the power? Would that work?
“What about, uhmm, Pinkamena? I thought she was the leader… she looks like one”

>>28331483

>”Well, Pinkamena and Fluttershy are the ones to do all the movements in this rebellion against Discord, although I don’t know much about it”
>Thaaaaaank you for telling that to a suspicious colt that for sure is not a spy from Discord~
>No seriously, what the fuck. What kind of pony gives that intel to a pony that could be an enemy
>Maybe you can get more information from her
>”Well… I’ll be going now Anon”
>She closed the door and you hear the lock of the door… damn she locked you in and you didn’t get to ask more… but well, better than nothing. Now you can plan something
>You placed your butt on the bed of the room and wait as you think…
“Uh… no creo que tengan camaras… que hago…” You say in Spanish because… damn you miss talking in spanish. Wish there was someone here to talk in your native language… wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a human turned into a pony that talked Spanish too?
>Hmn, now you are wondering what will Discord do once this is over, what next thing he’ll give you to do… maybe you’ll take a week off and try to perform your chaos magic. So many things to do and you have aaaaaall the time to do it
>You hear some knocks coming from the only window of the room, you stand up and walk towards it… and you are surprised by the pony that was knocking the window
>It was Sweetie Belle… what was she doing here?
>”Hey Anon… you okay?” Even if the window was closed, you sorta could hear her, muffled, but still hear her just fine
“Sweetie? What are you doing here?”
>”I got… concerned about you and followed you here… when I saw Miss Cheerliee and Pinkamena coming out of the town center, I thought they left you there, but I never thought they would lock you…” Her horn started to glow and she was trying to open the window with her magic, but it was no use. “Dumb window…”

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>>28331256
>calling it soccer
>>28331299
I know right? Sorry Zenco, but that's bullshit taste right here.
What next, will you go on /int/ and post "No es blanca"?

Errrybody loves calcio!

>>28331632

>Oh gee, if only you had magic to help open the window…
>Who are you kidding? You’ll just open the lock that was INSIDE the room. NOW the window was open. Dumb horses locking you without getting you in a room without a window, next level prisons these are
>”Well… that was easy. So…. Are you going to stay there or…?”
>You sigh
“Even if I did leave, they would suspect of me… even more now.” You better tell her about the magic, make her your close ally now. “Remember the book? Totally my fault. For some reason I got magic, even if I don’t have a horn… and can make things appear… and modify something as that book… I still don’t know how to control it but I’m… getting some memories back”
>You of course lie
>”So you got magic and you don’t know how? Is pretty amazing and curious… is good to see that you are fine…” She blushed slightly. “I mean, everypony back there was concerned too, is just… I wanted to see you personally to… just… eeeh…. Make sure you are okay!”
>You swear to god a squeak just came out of her voice
>God she even made a cute expression with her mouth… or was it muzzle?
“So… they told me something about Celestia… is she the leader?”
>”Princess Celestia? Totally! With her and the elements of harmony, we can probably defeat the mean Discord and bring peace back to Equestria…”
>There are those things again, the elements of “harmony”, yet you still… don’t know what those are
“So… what are those? Elements? Is that like, the water, earth, fire and air?”
>You hope she replies with a yes, it would be cool to see a pony going Avatar mode
>”Not like that, the elements are…” She stopped and wondered, letting a tiny ‘hmmm’. “Wouldn’t it be better if you saw them? I could explain you like Celestia did explain to all of us in this town!”
>…Jackpot

>>28331755

“Sure! Let me just…” You place your hooves on the bottom of the window and started to come out of the room by the window being careful and trying to not fall. “Get out of this carefully and… eek!” You slip your hooves and almost fall straight to your cute little face, but Sweetie Belle with her magic help you to not get your face on the ground… again as she carries the tip of your tail… talk about close
>You put your four hooves on the ground and thank Sweetie Belle for the help, which in reply she just giggles and nods
>”Well, just follow me carefully… but if somepony saw us… we could be in trouble…”
>You close the window of the room of the town center and start thinking with your hoof under your chin
“Hmmmn… how to go without being seen…”
>You start to think. Maybe your chaos magic can help you two in this, but how? All you can do is summon something all of the sudden, chaos magic is just… random
>Be very sneaky… very… sneaky…
>Oh god this magic better not turn us into fucking snakes
>”Anon! Y-Your hoof!”
“Hmm? I was thinking, let me-“ You look at your hoof and it… it was disappearing! “Oh what the hay!?”
>Oh hey, you said something correctly. . . WHY IS YOUR HOOF DISSAPEARING ALL OF THE SUDDEN
“Ahahaaaaaaaa…. My poor hoof! Noooooou! How I am going to touch stuff noooow! Waaaaaa!”
>You starting waving and trying to make it stop, but it just couldn’t stop; your body was now starting to disappear too
“No! Not a ghost! Anything but that! I was so cute! Nooooo! Sweetie Belle hel- Mmmmmm!”
>Sweetie Belle placed her hoof on your mouth to shush you. She started touching where your hoof was and… you could feel the touch

>>28331804

>”Maybe your body isn’t disappearing Anon… maybe your magic is somehow… turning you invisible!”
>…You knew that, of course you did…
>By the touch of her hoof to yours, her hoof was also starting to disappear
>”Look, even mine is doing so!”
>Taking some time… your two bodies were now totally invisible, with the exception of your shadows
>”Now this can work! Just follow my… shadow, and don’t talk when we are near somepony”
“Wait… shouldn’t the alarm sound? It…” You better not tell her this is chaos magic, but maybe she’ll discover it for her own. “The alarm has sounded every time I do something like this… but I don’t hear the alarm yet”
>The shadow of Sweetie Belle moved to the right
>”You’re right. Maybe Bark will follow our track, but we have some time until he starts following us… good thing is he’s the only timberwolf that can follow anything related… with chaos…”
>Sweetie Belle started to wonder now it
>”Let’s just… keep moving, okay? Right now is not the time to stop and talk…”
>Her shadow starts moving and you follow behind
>Oh she knew now. You are going to act like you don’t know anything about your chaos magic, the moment she asks for it, is the moment you’ll try saying that you have a special ability on chaos and can help to defeat Discord with it… that’s it!
>Maybe you now know a really good plan to make these ponies suspect less of you and probably take some ponies to Discord’s domain…
>All you need is wait for Sweetie Belle… she is going to be the one that will make this rebellion lost its battle against chaos! Only problem now is, how many ponies are going to trust two kids now
>Maybe you can show more powers that you have… if you even have more than making items appear from thin air and make yourself invisible

>>28331839

>Well that’s for later, right now… follow the shadow and try not to trip. Good thing it was day and you could see her shadow moving around
>You really want to scare someone now with this… you gotta remember you have this power, maybe add a list of what things you can do so you can trick ponies later… imagine the chaos, muahaha…
>Ugh, evil laughs in thoughts are dumb
> Hmm, now you are wondering something else of Sweetie Belle… you know her complete name is Sweetie Belle, yet you prefer to call her Sweetie. Must be because you are lazy to say her entire name or either you are getting too attached to this pony. Or maybe sweets are dulces and you are just hungry and want some…
>You are getting too random as Discord sometimes in your thoughts
>Anyway you follow her… you pass by many ponies warding the town, but no one notices the shadows moving and the alarm hasn’t sounded yet. Was it a silent alarm?
>But boy, this invisibility power was so great! You feel like a superhero… only that you now are a villain. Maybe you can make yourself with your magic a antihero suit and go around with it… gotta remember that shit
>You two get to the cliff of the town and you start having your doubts now
“Are we going to jump down or something?”
>”Nope! We’ll use the stairs!”
>Wait this cliff had stairs?
>Sweetie Belle started walking towards the left and… there were the stairs… how did you not see them when you were here going to the school? Hmn, probably because you didn’t give it too much importance, only the fact that it was dangerous for ponies
>You start walking behind her and… oh god you don’t know where your hoof is touching the step of the stair… oh god, just don’t trip and you’ll be-
“Uy el santo y las momias!”
>You accidently step on something, you didn’t know what it was… but it felt furry… IT WAS HER TAIL! YOU STEPPED ON SWEETIE BELLE’S TAIL BY ACCIDENT!

>>28331858

“Aaaahhhhh!” You both yell as you two start rolling to the end of the stairs… you were getting most of the damage and she even got a soft landing as finally you two got all the way down
>The magic wears off and you two are visible again, Sweetie Belle staying on top of you
>”Ah… Anon… you okay?”
“Me dicen le dicen le digo me dicen… que me dicen? Ugh…” You just mutter in Spanish as your eyes start rolling from the dizziness of the trip
>”Again with the fancy talking…”
“Wahh ahh… where are we now? Is this the mooona?”
>Seriously, that was a hell of a ride… you concentrate your eyes in one place, it being her face and you slowly regain conscience
“…Sweetie Belle, you are not heavy but still… can you please…”
>”Oh! Hmm…” She slowly moved away from you and helped you to stand up from the ground. “T-There you go…”
>You dust off your cute pony body and check again your (still wanting to chase) tail and nod to Sweetie Belle to continue walking. She turns around and begin walking towards a cavern… it looked very dry… well, you’ve never been in a cavern before. You can’t wait to see what the elements are… you like surprises but you just want to know now
>The cave was… so… damn… beautiful. The floor had some rocks and almost all the ground was purplish, the walls were a deep blue… as if you were in an underwater cave. Egh, maybe caverns are like this, you’ve never been in one before, even less on a cave in this land of magical creatures… but boy, you want to take a picture of this place before Discord decides to change it to something more random

>>28331875

>You two keep walking until the end of the cavern, where a big tree was located… it was seriously a tree? It was… made out of crystal… and it had 5 branches, every single branch had in the end a rupee… every rupee was gray as stone. In the base of the tree there were two symbols… one of the moon and the other of the sun… just… like Celestia and Luna’s cutie mark… and there was… another one, it was either a star or a big ass piñata, but the symbol was split in two for some reason
>”Here we are… the tree of harmony, as Celestia calls it…” You were in awe at the sight of this fucking tree. Man, imagine Christmas with this tree! “The elements of harmony are in every branch of the tree… but… Celestia says that they don’t work for the moment… she doesn’t know the reason their powers are… off, is just, don’t work”
“But… what are those suppose to be anyway? How can they defeat Discord? I don’t get it”

>>28331641
Yes, I drink enough milk to have calcio.

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>”Celestia told us that years ago… she used the elements to seal Discord in a stone prison with the power of these elements, by the pass of the time, the elements lost their… spark. I think Princess Celestia told us that each element had something that shared what everypony has…” She started to look at each branch wondering what the elements were, but couldn’t remember
>So these were the powers to lock Discord in stone… would they have the same effect on you? You really wouldn’t like being turned in stone… sounds… bad for your health.
>Jesus… even your breath got quick all of the sudden as you thought of that
>”Honesty, kindness, laughter, generosity, and loyalty…” A voice coming from the entrance of the cave started speaking, interrupting your thoughts. “Those were the elements used to stop Discord in the past… but they are useless in the way they are now as you can see in the tree of harmony.”
>The silhouette of the pony speaking was stepping close, and you could see already who it was by even her voice. It was Cheerliee along three ponies that were unicorns, one was Lyra, the other two you didn’t know, but one had pink mane with a vanilla coat and 3 stars as cutie mark, the other unicorn was blue with a toothpaste like mane with an hourglass as cutie mark
>And along with them was Bark… the stupid timberwolf who was pointing at you
>You didn’t say a word, neither Sweetie Belle said anything. You just stayed still and didn’t move so anything you do couldn’t be taken as suspicious
>”Anon… we need to talk about you… and Discord”


And that's the 6.1k update... this was for the anniversary.
Here is chapter name and stuff
http://pastebin.com/g3iTVhzs
Any feedback, comments or shitposts are welcome.

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>>28331951
Not calcium, calcio you tasteless peasant! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_in_Italy

>>28330138
>HL2
>looking better than TP
HA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>28331337
>The kid is a trap
Oh silly ponka, you mean that Alberto is a reverse trap. Certainly ponies can't get into the more sophisticated aspects of life

>>28331979
So, at the moment Alberto it's the most powerful anon of the thread? He has almost unlimited power. While PhD only has journal unicorn magic and Erfanon only has one charge per day. The only comparable that I can think is the BenAnon who has learned how to use his chaos magic after years of training.

>>28332384
*Regular unicorn magic

>>28332384
It's all situational, PhD's status as a Prince also earns him the backing of the royal guards, Erf's anon would probably also have the backing of the Changelings, Ben's anon may as well be another Discord and Anontonio himself also seems to be immune to magic as well as lead some sort of mafia in the future with firearms.

>>28332384
Ben's Anon is the one who is powerful since he has learned how to use Chaos magic.
Alberto is not that powerful yet, he has the magic, yes, but he needs to do chaos to get more... chaos for himself.
This rebellion, if he gets what Discord wants, he'll get a big boost of magic.

i cant believe gumball is already fucking dead

rip in paprika

>>28332384
I was always wondering when we'd do some power comparison. Though I don't think it be fair to calculate my anon in there absorbing chaos and destroyer of worlds put aside I believe PhD to be the highest in terms of potential, unlike Erf's who's limited to the choices he makes with a single charge, Elo has the untapped potential as well as being a tiny colt. Put together with his massive intellect there's no doubt that he'd be a solid first.

>>28332725
M8, I've been working all day.

Also almost finished with editing the new chapter.

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>>28331979
>And that's the 6.1k update... t
Excellent, but you will not be allowed beyond the wall!

I like this scenario you've whipped up, and how the action keeps ratcheting up higher and higher as the odds against Anon's success leave him in ever increasingly dire straights.

>>28332907
I always thought that the tier list would go like this:
SS tier:
Tentacles Anon and maybe Eris (depends on how Bunny writes her) as the most powerful one, he is more broken than Brawl MetaKnight

S tier:
Then BitchAnon and Alberto "el especial" Anon because they can control chaos magic at will

A tier:
ErfAnon comes next because while his horn is super powerful, it still just has a single charge which he tends to waste in stupid shit. He still has the titanium head and the biggest luck of any Anon.

B tier:
PhD, he is as magical if not more than Twilight when she was a filly, has the biggest mind out of any Anon but that's it. He still can't control his magic very well, and can't fight that well, take him to S tier if he has prep time. Imagine PhD as Melee Jigglypuff, can be the very best, be he needs to stall the fight and go into the defensive

C tier:
George's filly, she has viking training yo

D tier:
Anontonio, Hoers, Zenco and Gumball, they are normal colts

>>28333103
Seems like a sensible tier list

>>28333103
Remember that:
Anontonio is inmune to magic, therefore only physical damage can hurt him (duh)
PhD has the My Little Pony experience, Zenco's Alejandro knows about the show but didn't see it. But, Zenco knows he is in a my little pony world.

>>28332384
Eugh, not exactly Discord... He's still mortal and can suffer from fatigue. But unlike Discord, he still holds that human mentality in the back of his head, despite assimilated into pony society.
He has more experience than any of the other colts with Equestria as a whole.
Zecora has taught him how to fight without magic, so he has that ace up his sleeve, and also knows how to make herbal remedies. That's only as of now, he has more to learn, physically and mentally.

>>28332453
Even though he has had years to master chaos, he doesn't have a full grip on it still, mostly because Discord's method of being 'random' is hard to replicate. If I say anymore, I'd spoil something important.

Basically, he is a mortal Discord 2.0, with the potential to become something really powerful, but in his current state... He's a bootleg Discord in the body of a stallion. Thus leads to the question... How powerful can this son of a bitch get?

>>28333004
shhh

its time for your soul to depart this mortal plane

>>28333103
>Anontonio
>normal
>D tier

>Colt Anontonio
>Can fly (and shit on you from above)
>Immune to Magic (for both good or bad)
>can tear with his teeth better then any non-bat pony
>when pissed, can occasionally shout semi-visible sound waves. Possibly capable of breaking cumbersome materials, deflecting low velocity projectiles and knocking out those sensitive to hearing and stunning those who aren't.

>has a survival instinct that doesn't switch on until he realized just how dangerous Equestria can be
>said instinct makes him merciless
>uses a Tommy gun that can shoot dried penne at high velocity
>has a tiny Vespa that he delivers pizza with with a 45mm cannon welded into it that could fire a variety of things at high velocity, (but mostly cannolis)
>delivers exploding pizza boxes if you order pineapple topping


C tier at least Elo!

>Young Adult Anontonio:
>nothing here cause spoilers, but this pretty much is his prime in terms of physical attributes

>Big Toni the father:
>has mastered his shout by now even though he can barely use it since he's old enough for his mane to be greying
>influential (he literally controls just every aspect of Equestria's industrious east coast mega city and most of Equestria's once thought useless reasources)
>money bags (he's so rich, that he was able to buy out Filthy Rich's company, probably richer then the princesses wealth added collectively)
>silver tounge (he's been making deals for a long time, he's even got Twilight Sparkle and Spike to back down. forcing Princess Flurry Heart to reveal a piece of information that could of endangered her life.
>decisive initiative (shown from how quickly he went acting understanding to quickly pinning down Flurry Heart and that was towards friends, he does not hesitate when facing something he deems a threat)

part 1/2

>>28334005
>>28334005
>All of those thing that hasnt happened yet
He is C tier right now, why are you so salty Cielo

>>28333103
>>28334005

>underworld boss (he's amassed most of his power through extortion, blackmail, threats, robbery, murder, scapegoating and he's gotten REALLY good at it through the years.)
>experienced veteran & national hero (by this point in time, he's purged Equestria of threat after threat, going so far as marching with a force into Tartarus despite his lesser known shady side he's loved by the public in the east coast)


Reasource Horder (Be it steel, coal, crystals, aluminium, oil or corn. Anontonio trys
Industrial Arms and Automotion Monopoly (Equestria has lived with the age of bronze cannons and spears for long enough, Anontonio took apart his trusted Tommy gun and cannon Vespa years ago to advance his growing empire's combat capacity. At first it was just refurbished wooden tracktors with wooden rotating turrets and bronze cannons fitted onto them, making the first modern tanks. Napalm in bottles to be dropped from above or catapulted and blunderbusses or muskets as a personnel firearm. Over time sub machine guns, armored self propelled carriages, rifled cannons, large boats with iron belts and Equestria's first propeller driven aircraft. He also launched the arms and auto industry to the public. Better arms then any royal airship, carrack, pike or manual carriage.)
>private army (you don't stay head of the mafia without a large number of ponies between you and your foes. With loyalty bought through bits, respect or fear and armed with the latest in firearms or automations, it doesn't get any better then that.)


I'd have to say that Big Toni is single S class. Power can have many forms.

>>28334237
>All of that powet that still is not match for ErfAnon's horn, Ben and Wanda chaos magic, PhD magic, intelligence and resources
>Tfw Anontonio is forever trapped in the C-D tier

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>>28334005
Pastafuck confirmed E-Rank

>>28334237
Bottom tier as fuck

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For Erf, ;^)

>>28334420
And it fucked up my trip, still. Enjoy ;^)

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>>28334158 (you)
>>28334266 (you)
>>28334393 (you)
>>28334413 (you)
Go back to vidya or sleep Elo and his shit posting steam buddy


>Anontonio is immune to chaos magic affects on his body since it's still magic, lazers, morphing and teleportation is useless on him. I had this conversation with you Elo.
Only thing that's more op is Ben's Anon or mutually assured destruction.
Also
>PhD magic, intelligence and resources
>because building a monopoly on Equestria's resources and controlling what is essentially WW2 America's east coast industry and equivalent military power is weak right?

>>28334493
>All of this anger
>Now he uses another writter as a boogey man
Is this thread always this entertaining?

>>28334420
kek

>>28334525
yes, especially when that baguettefucker is salty like a prosciutto

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>>28334420
I'll fix this
>>28334553
and have two new ones of these ready tomorrow

If anyone wants something encased by a kinder surprise egg, just reply here with a pic

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>>28334662

>>28325537
>"She's going to be awhile, the steps echo through that staircase, but she's still at the top. So, please. No anger, no wanting to hurt eachother, just..be nice" Sunset takes a breath, she wanted everything to go well.
>"Alright, I can do that. But I do have a question before she comes down here, it's been nagging me in the back of my mind. But how did the Kings defeat Discord?" Chrysalis wondered
"Hey...yeah...how did they beat him?"
>That was a damned good question.
>"Beat....him? Ohhh..." Sunset looked back at the stairs, then back to Chrysalis, she kept her demeanor, the question didn't seem to bother her too much. "Well, He never came out of the statue, and the Kings got rid of ALL the statues in the gardens...so, I'd guess he's at the bottom of the sea right now."
>Chrysalis smirked, giggled, then laughed out loud "HA! SERVES THE WORM RIGHT! HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE! THAT'S RICH!"
>You just went wide eyed, the disapproved screams of every Discord in every dimension crashing in your mind. What a pathetic way to lose.
"Sheesh....what a way to go"
>"Hehehehe, Indeed. I don't even care that it's not our Discord. Just the fact that he lost worst than I did is enough to make me feel better." Chrysalis snickered
>..oh wait...speaking of losing.
"Speaking of which, You sorta lost a bet Chrysalis. You gonna make good on your word?"
>Chrysalis stops snickering, and rolls her eyes. "I was just joking about that."
"Are you serious?"
>You would not let that stand!
"You're a queen! You're supposed to stand by your word! So I expect you not to try anything on Fluttershy at all! And be nice to her!"
>"Shhhh! Anon, she's almost here" Chrysalis sushes you
"No! JUST ADMIT Y-MMPH!"
>You mouth gets closed shut by Sunset's magic. "Please, the both of you, stop fighting? Please?....Just let her have this..."
>"Well, he was the one who was yelling...But fine." Chrysalis settled herself on her chair, and shifted her eyes at you as she hid her grin behind her tea cup.

>>28335023
"....Yeah...sorry..."
>You let out a low growl, dammit. The one time you were being assertive and you were still shut down.
>And as you looked towards the tower stairs, you could see the white coated legs of Celestia. With every step. Her visage became clear. She was...nearly the same. No crown or shoes...and her mane...oh no...It...wasn't flowing. It wasn't radiant. It just hung down. She still looked good. But still.
>"Sunset? I hear voices, do we have visitors?" Celestia says with a sunny disposition. She was excited.
>"Princess Celestia! Mhmm! They say they came to see you. I even served tea..." Sunset fills Celestia's cup "Would you like to sit with us?" Sunset made herself match Celestia's sunniness in her own speech.
>"Of course!" As Celestia steps closer, she notices both you and "Nymous"
>"Ohhhh, a cute little colt and a beautiful young mare. May I ask your names?" Celestia asks as she happily sits down.
>Chrysalis points to herself "I am Nymous, it's good to meet you..."Princess" Celestia"
>Celestia chuckles "Oh...you don't need to call me that" Celestia lifts her cup and sips "I even keep telling Sunset that, but well...Sometimes you just can't convince a pony" She giggles.
>....well...she seemed ok. She didn't even have crazy eyes or nothing.
"And I'm Anon, It's a pleasure to meet you Celestia!"
>You say with near obscene adorableness
>"Awwww, You're so adorable and very well mannered. Would you mind if I..." Celestia seemed nervous all of a sudden...very uncharacteristic of her. "Hug you, wouldn't mind...Right?"
>Oh no.....dammit...here it comes.
>You hesitate for a moment, then nod, and brace yourself
"I don't mind"
>Suddenly, you are pulled right into her chest with her magic as she hugs you...ridiculously tightly....of fucking course. You could hear Chrysalis snickering as you do your damn best
"MMnnnnnnnnnnnggghhh"

>>28335106
>Luckily, the hug didn't take too long. Celestia puts you down gently with her magic and gives you a gentle pat. "Thank you young Anon, so..." Celestia goes back to sitting down, and sips her tea "What do we have planned for today Sunset?"
>"Well Princess Celestia, I thought we of course would start with some tea. A board game, lunch, Then touch up the garden in the back, rearrange some of your things, dinner, and then bed" Sunset informs her
>"Splendid! It sounds like another fulfilling day! But for now, let us enjoy the company of our new friends. Anon and Nymous!"
>.....oh christ.
>You look towards Chrysalis, yeah...she was cringing too. That was bad.
>"Now then...where do you two come from? I want to know everything! So don't hold back any details. I want to know how happy the ponies are there and all the amazing sights" Celestia says with a gentle giggle.
>.......how the fuck do you answer that?
>".....Well, we're from....Buenos Aires..and...Anon?" Chrysalis wasn't prepared for this, and passes on the explanation to you.
"Oh..erm. They are all pretty happy. And...we have a desert. It's errrr....very clean and nice with a bright blue sky. There's also the city itself, everypony is....generally happy. They smile, they laugh, they have friends. We don't really have any other sights though. It's pretty modest."
>Celestia clapped her hooves and smiled towards Sunset "See? There is a vacation spot we can take next year. It sounds like a very nice place, I just hope we don't get swamped with all the work we do around here"
>...work?
"....What kind of work do you do?"
>Sunset was trying to cut you off the moment she realized what you were saying, but...you said it.
>"Oh, you know. Fixing up the house, raising the sun and moon, tending to the garden, and helping my little garden friends." Celestia says, with no hint of shame or insanity. it seemed so genuine, it was creepy.
>"So..you do have friends?" Chrysalis said, curious.

>>28335158
>"Yes, she has friends" Sunset cuts in "Princess Celestia, perhaps we should move on to another subject."
>"Nonsense...hold on" Celestia's horn glows as...two pony garden gnomes float into the house from a window "I want them to meet my garden friends. This one..." She makes a soft eyed and gentle looking mare gnome shake a little bit "Is called Philomena....and this one" She floats over a darker, more determined looking unicorn gnome "Is called Luna. They are my garden friends, would you like to say hello?"
>Sunset was now frustrated, but she held it in. She dare not upset Celestia.
>"...You've got to be kidding. Do you seriousOMPH!" Your tea cup "accidentally" goes flying into Crysalis's face
"oops!"
>You had flipped your teacup into her to get her to shut up. Knowing what she was going to say.
>"W-WWEFREW" And thankfully, Sunset came in with the combo save of using her magic to shut her up. You wonder how many times she had to do this to master it.
>She then started to drag Chrysalis into the kitchen with her magic. "Nymous, I need you for a second. Don't worry Princess Celestia. We'll be right back!"
>Thank christ that movement pretty much synchronized...that could have been really bad. But there was still..this. Luna, Philomena?...ahh shit Celestia. How far gone were you?
>"Well, erm...Well.." Celestia seemed to already start to get upset, she moved both gnomes towards you. "Would you like to say hello Anon?"
>.....here we go
"Hello Philomena, Luna. It's nice to meet you. I'm Anon!"
>you say as cheerfully as possible...how awkward.
>And then...silence...Celestia just...sat there staring at them.
"E-ermm.."

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>>28335253
Erf pls no, my night is sad enough and that sentence just made me feel really bad about Celestia
Now I want Flim and Flam to be murdered

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>>28335271
we haven't even reached the best part yet.

>>28335253
This would break the PhD

>>28335253
>"Awww, they said hello back! And now, we're all friends!..well, that is. You don't mind being our friend. Right Anon?" Celestia pouted at you. God, she became so miserably broken. No wonder Sunset is so protective of her. She could shatter at any moment....you didn't even want to go back to the hotel. You wanted to stay here with her, help her.....you had to fix this world somehow.
"Of course! I'd like to be friends with all of you. If you don't mind that is!"
>..geez..
>"We do! We all do!" Celestia turns her head back towards the kitchen "Sunset! Can we have lunch now! We must celebrate with our brand new friends!"
>"O-of course! Princess Celestia!" Sunset yells back from the kitchen "I'll even ask if Nymous wants to help..."
>Chrysalis must have been getting worked over at this point. Chrysalis was low power in this world, and Sunset, considering she was Celestia's Pupil and had been taking care of her all this time. Must have towered over her in magical power right now.
>Then silence again.
>"Ahh I see, well, if you must..." Celestia floats the gnomes back through the window, and then looks at you with a gentle smile "They always get tired so fast when they leave the garden. That's why I usually talk to them when I'm actually tending the garden. Anon, do you have any other friends? And is that mare your sister?"

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>>28335325
"Nymous?...ermm.."
>...What do you go with? Adviser? Or sister?
>Maybe saying sister would sound...cheerier?
"She's my sister"
>"Oh...." Celestia stops for a moment, like, she was hit by a ball of soul crushing darkness. But then she went back to smiling a moment later. "That's great! Family is very important you know, especially siblings.And you're parents don't mind you being here?"
>You shake your head
"We don't really have parents.But we're quite capable on our own."
>Celestia frowned at that "..Oh dear, have you...ever thought of being adopted?"
>Ok fuck..bad answers right there...ermmmm..well actually, this could be advantageous.
"Not right now, but we don't really have a place to stay...an-"
>And before you could explain further.
>"Then this will be your home until you decide to move on! Sunset!" Celestia called out "These two ponies are forever our guests until they decide to leave! We'll have to set up some beds for them! Clear my schedule! I want to get to know them better!"
>"WHAT?!" Sunset and Chrysalis say as they come back out, Sunset holding a large plate smoking cheesed hay that looks like it could feed five ponies.
>"Princess Celestia...are you sure that's a good idea?" Sunset asked, she trusted you, but she didn't trust Chrysalis.
>"Anon....what are you doing..can't you see she's..." Chrysalis looked to Celestia, who only looked back at her with a cheerful smile. Chrysalis then sighed "...Never mind..." She moves in closer so she can whisper to you "...She actually provides good sustenance. I'll be needing that...but don't expect me to be anywhere near her if I can help it. Nod if you understand"
>You do nod...dammit Chrysalis, Celestia could really use some cheerfulness and friendship....you felt so bad for her.

>>28335433
>"I think it's the best idea I've come up with in a long time!" Celestia munches on the hay, and moans in delight "Delicious! Speaking of which...we are having cake after...right?" Celestia looks to Sunset with big puppy dog eyes
>Sunset smiled a tired smile "Princess Celestia...come on, you know you only get cake after every other dinner. You can't have too much or you'll lose your royal figure"
>"....awwww...." Celestia leans close to you and whispers "What she doesn't know is that I'll sneak into the kitchen sometimes and make my own cake. Then blame Philomena for it. She never figures it out."
>.......oh christ.
>You let out a nervous chuckle and whisper
"T-that's pretty funny."
>"It is" Celestia giggled, then made an announcement at the table "Fellow ponies! Let us have this lunch that our host Sunset Shimmer has made for us! Do not hold back for there is plenty for everypony!"
>..ugh, you didn't have much of an appetite. But you ate anyway, for her sake.
>Celestia just looked at the hay and nearly gagged. "....egghh...erm, actually. May I go out and look at the garden for awhile? I've already eaten."
>"Oh, of course. you are our friend and guest. We don't expect you to eat if you are already full. Enjoy yourself Nymous"
>And with that, Chrysalis excused herself to scheme, and to feed by hanging by a nearby window.
>Chrysalis was already concocting the next part of the grand plan. She now had a way to get close to the kings. But what use could be for? She noticed Flam had no interest in her. And she already guessed they were too dangerous to be close too for too long. They were con artists, she acknowledged that, and as soon as they became perceptive, she'd be screwed. She'd need to plan thoroughly , she could probably call in the dinner date to get more information. And to get closer to Flim for use later.
>as for you, you ate what you could, sat back, and rubbed your tummy.
"Well, that was delicious..I'm full!"

>>28335517
>"Anon..." Celestia swallowed her Hay, then washed it down with tea. "What would you like to do after we're done eating? Would you like to play a board game? Or perhaps listen to a story?"
>A story? hrnnn...
"Sure! I'd like to hear a story! But what would it be about?"
>"hehe!" Celestia let out a happy giggle "It's about a princess and her pet Phoenix."
>Sunset went wide eyed when she heard that "P-Princess Celestia...Maybe we should play a board game. I mean, stories are usually good for bed time."
>"Oh come on Sunset, it's a nice little story. Why don't you set up the beds for when our friends would like to go and sleep?" Celestia advises.
>"......" Sunset silently groans, then bows "Of course Princess Celestia...but wouldn't you like to tell another story, at least? I'm sure I can find a book you can read Anon"
>"No no, why use a book when I know this one by heart?" Celestia grinned.
>..........you said story because you thought it might get you more information. You now started to dread this decision.
"Erm, can I change my answer?"
>"...oh" Celestia's ears go down "...You don't want to hear my story?"
"O-oh I do! I do...sorry, I just thought Miss Sunset may have been right. B-but if you're that eager...."
>"I am! in fact..." Celestia slowly slides the food away from her. "It's not good to keep a guest waiting."
>Shit this was awkward. It almost felt like she was going to say a bedtime story right from the chair. Well, you thought until she pointed to you to sit on a sofa to get more comfortable. You comply as she sits in front of you on a stool.
>And she just pressed on, her eagerness to tell the story was high.....you said you wanted to hear it. You had a bad feeling, but..it may have been wrong. What could possibly go wrong?

>>28335564
and thats it for the night. I'm also sorry bros. But I cannot write tomorrow or every other sunday due to schedule shifting to early morning shift on mondays. But that's what Elo,Ben,WoI, and all the other wonderful writers are for.

and when we continue. We'll also learn why Celestia caused the long night. and soon after that, we will get to solving the world issue.

>>28335564
Dude we had feels with Elo last week
Now you are trying to makes us feel bad
Erf why

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>>28335576
Because silly anon don't you know? Whenever a write friend makes you feel sad he gets stronger allowing him to produce more green thus making more feels. But! If a write friend gets too strong then the protector of the world Boat propeller must defeat them.

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>>28335568
You've hurt me on a spiritual level

>>28335517
>>Celestia just looked at the hay and nearly gagged. "....egghh...e
Isn't it bug but in this line?

>>28336619
It's because she's Alt!Chrysalis pretending to be Celestia.

>>28336619
fyuuuuuuuuuuck, yes. it is

>>28336619
and fixed

>>28335253
>>"...You've got to be kidding. Do you seriousOMPH!" Your tea cup "accidentally" goes flying into Crysalis's face
>"oops!"
>>You had flipped your teacup into her to get her to shut up. Knowing what she was going to say.
fucking kek

Alright, I'm on mobile, but I'm going to post chapter 3, as I will be gone most of the day and want to collect some (You)s for tonight when I write.

This chapter was weird, and I hope it doesn't show, as it didn't turn out as I thought it would at all. Characters I didn't think would show up did, and Discord did something I didn't plan for, but whatevs.

I present Chapter 3.

>>28337270
>Be you.
>Be Anon.
>Be really really REALLY not ready for this.
>You stare at your two front hooves.
>You’ve gotten rather used to them within Discord’s Everfree Cloud-Fortress of Solitude ™.
>The cloud has gotten far larger and more intricate since you arrived, growing from a rather sizable formation into a massive floating compound.
>While you were making use of all the obstacle courses he summoned for you, he just went around creating whatever he felt like.
>Discord added 17 pools.
>You both only used one once.
>He's not even going to keep the fortress, later today he's going to disintegrate it.
>While it was a very nice place to stay, with soft walkways and hallways that glow internally and massive gymnasiums and outdoor tracks, it attracted a lot of unwanted attention.
>Several times within the past few days teams of weather ponies flew in from Ponyville to monitor what they thought was a developing storm.
>Several times Discord had to wipe away the outdoor arenas and tracks, as the pegasi would fly rather close, and one time, they would land to rest and observe.

>>28337281
…
20 ½ hours earlier
…
>The golden rays of the morning sun begin to peek over the tops of the cloudy hills that surround the garden, casting deep blue and lavender shadows that almost seem to emanate from the clouds around you.
>You thought to go for an early morning walk along the various cloud-gardens Discord made.
>They were some of the most exquisite things you had seen, as he really went all out.
>Some of the designs made no sense, and there were several impossible shapes and tracks that looped into themselves in the strangest ways, but they were never overly gaudy.
>You don’t know whether or not Discord made them so lovely looking for your sake, or simply because a certain mood took him.
>Just as you contemplate a tree, with a rosy trunk that swirled into bunches of puff balls, all of which gently sprouted from the wisps of soft green imitation grass, it all suddenly melts away.
>The translucent gemstones that resemble boulders scatter into dust, and like someone pouring acid onto an oil painting, it all smears away into ordinary clouds.
>You are alone in a misty field of white.
>Suddenly, a rooster, or rather, the sound of a rooster calls out to you.
>This is your only warning that the weather ponies are here
>In a panic, you dive into a particularly vaporous tuft, and wait.
>Then, a shadow passes over and through your little cloud, and you hear many small *pomfs*
>Shit.
>SHIT
>They never landed before!

>>28337289
>Suddenly you hear a male voice pop up

>”This is just so weird you know? I've never seen anything like this before…”
>A new, smug, and strangely attractive sounding female voice answers.
>”Right right, because you know, there's never been strange weather over the Everfree Forest.”
>Jesus, you could feel the deadpan from where you were cowering-
>”Hey! You blind? Or maybe you didn't notice the complete lack of other clouds, I don't know, anywhere other than right here? I know you have the worst performance record on the team, but even you must know-”
>The woman, er mare, interrupted and began to sound angry.
>”Hey! You don’t see me making fun of-”

>”Oh would you two just stop picking on each other and bang already?”
>Holy fuck.
>Your jaw drops and your eyes bug out.
>Rainbow Dash.
>Rainbow Dash is here. That was her.
>You hear a soft thud as a shadow lands on your cloud.
>Rainbow Dash speaks up from above you.
>”I mean, fuck, I feel like I’m reading one of Rare's soap mags or something.”

>And wow, WOW, she was not g rated. Discord wasn't kidding when he said Equestria was altered to make the show kid friendly.
>I mean, considering your upbringing, you weren't a prude by any means, but you really hope it was just her of the mane six, and hopefully just something she does around her co-workers.
>You didn’t think you could stand it if you heard Twilight or Fluttershy start dropping f-bombs.

>>28337296
>Man, Rainbow Dash, the speediest Gonzales of all Mexico, was a potty mouth.
>Here you were, up in your cloud fortress fantasizing about the idyllic town below, and reminiscing about all the nice little episodes about friendship you saw online, and then when you actually meet a pony, they make a sex allusion in the first sentence and drop an F bomb in the second.
>Well, technically you haven't met her yet, but still.
>Jesus H. Christ.
>Or no, it's 'sweet Celestia’ now you suppose.

>You hear the sounds of the two other ponies sputter and gasp.
>Rainbow just does that scratchy laugh of hers.
>After she calms down she continues.
>”But nah, Thunder’s right. Ya don’t just wake up one day and see a cloud formation sittin’ on a third of the Everfree with no other clouds in sight, then just sit there for two days without developing into a storm or anything. This is weird, even for the Everfree.”
>Thunder, probably being Thunderlane, speaks up.
>”See, I said so!”
>”The other mare ignores him and her voice becomes derisive.
>”You think you-know-who has anything to do with this?”
> From above, Rainbow Dash answers.
>”Eh, I don’t think so. Discord would probably cover it in tiger stripes or something weird. This is way too… er what’s the word… subtle! Too subtle for Discord. Plus I remember Fluttershy saying he’s been on vacation for the past few months.”
>Oh how wrong she was.

>>28337302
>However, this only seemed to infuriate the mare.
>”Oh that's bullshit! First he turns the world upside down, then Celestia lets him go free, he betrays all of us, and what does he do only a year later? Go on vacation like he deserves it! I'll tell you what sort of vacation he deserves! A thousand year one like last time!”
>The shadow above you seems to tense up.
>”Hey, I already told you, I've been keeping a close eye on him since last time, and he’s actually been pretty cool about shit. Besides, the Princesses say he's been doing good work up in Canterlot.”
>”Oh they just can't admit they made a mistake!”
>”Listen, I know all four princesses personally, and none of them are like that. Why do you even have such a murder-boner for him anyway?”
>”Why are you defending him all of a sudden, ever since Tirek stomped into Ponyville you acted like he’s your friend! You should be-”
>”What I should be doing, Cloud Chaser, is supporting my friend’s decisions, and if they all decided to give him a second chance then I’m going to give it to him. You know how I really feel about him, but he’s one of Fluttershy’s best friends, and that makes him a friend. I don’t talk bad about friends behind their backs. Period.”
>”You’ve changed Rainbow.”
>The shadow shoots off of your cloud.
>”What the fuck is that supposed to mean.”
>Thunderlane shakily speaks up.
>”Listen, hey hey! Yeah, okay. We’ve all had a really long shift last night, having to do that huge storm and now we have to go out here in the morning after no sleep and study this weird shit way out here, yeah, I get it, I’m here too, I’m feeling stressed out. It’s really no use talking about Discord of all cre- topics when we’re like this. How about we just do our job, write down what we have to, then head home. We get some sleep, go over to Cafe Eat’s or something, and talk about this when we aren’t strung up on caffeine? Isn’t that better?

>>28337310
FUCK OI MISSD A QUOTATION MARK AT THE END FUCKIT I'M NEBER WRITING AGAJN.

>Suddenly tape appears on your mouth and you feel the clouds drop out from under you, you fall about twenty feet, and are screaming without any noise escaping when suddenly you land in the arms of Discord.
>He has a strange look on his face, you aren’t sure how to describe it as it is very subtle.
>”Do you see what I mean now? Why I need you to get in all their good graces? Why I needed somepony who is used to performing all day in front of hundreds of bystanders?”
>He flashes away the tape on your mouth so you can answer.
>On a good day you have a hard time discerning what will change his mood, and right now you really don’t know where you stand with him.
“Yeah, um, I see. I kind of…”
>He raises an eyebrow.
“Well, you said yesterday…”
>”Oh I meant that, I really couldn’t care less what these… Glorified stock animals think of me. Always submitting to whatever herd they follow, never stepping a hoof out of line unless the consensus they happen to adhere to promotes it. Such limited creatures. Really only a handful worth caring about. One of them happens to be Fluttershy, and she really cares about what other ponies think of me. She takes it so personally Anon. Every little grimace in my direction, every glare, every whispered word. And now they are starting to talk about her too. You see now Anon? I care about Fluttershy more than every other pony or creature on planet Equus combined. And when she’s unhappy, I’m very unhappy.
>A sinister sallow glow emanates from his eyes, and the bags and wrinkles around them deepen and severe. Gone was the joyous being full of nervous energy who brought you here. This was the Spirit of Chaos, who lived for millennia, and who is currently thinking about the only friend he ever had in that time being caused misery.
>To a human who never met a god before in his life, and was now being held in the arms of this one...

>>28337326
>You were terrified.
>Discord leveled his gaze at you and continued.
>”You see Anon, things are different now. I now have a balance to uphold. Things are subtle now, no longer can I turn these gossipers into the sheep they are, my resources are so very limited, and as they are now, they are nonexistent. But I have a plan my boy, a plan to change all of this. To subtly sabotage the machine, switch out parts, pull the wool over the eyes of the operators, change the machine piece by piece, year by year, century by century until I can influence the output as well, to the point where I will no longer be the neat little cog Celestia would like me to be. I will be an operator too. And it all starts here.”
>The machine.

>Did he mean Equestria?

>Okay, now you were beyond terrified. You were breathing way quicker than before.
>You just wanted to not be miserable anymore.
>You didn't want to take over a country!
>Fuck, you are so stupid!
>Discord looks down at you, and smiles.

>”Oh but don’t worry your little head. I don’t want to break the machine Celestia made anymore. It really is a marvel. Fluttershy and Lulu and Princess Candycane. Even Twilight is a gem in her own right. My plan is not control like last time...”

>Not control? He didn’t want to rule?
>The fuck is his aim then?

>His eyes lightened up, and joviality entered him again.
>”But I can see I got ahead of myself there… Simply have that childhood you never received, make friends, and enjoy the gift I gave you. All you need to worry about right now, is you worming your way into little Twilight's heart. Nice and simple, yes?”

>That really doesn't do much to alleviate your nervous sweating.
>He chuckles, and holds your tiny colt body up.
>”Oh do stop worrying, you can’t charm anypony with worry lines you know. But you needn’t panic. I’ve been taking notes on how the ‘Friendship Brigade’ operates, and if this works it will turn out wonderfully for the both of us…”

>>28337334
…
Present
...

>You have been frightened in your life, but that was the first time you felt a personal horror.
>When you first arrived in Equestria, you were simply overwhelmed and amazed by the presence of one of your favorite characters.
>But that’s just it, you saw him as Discord the meme machine, popped out of the laptop screen and into your life, and every time he snapped his talons you gaped and internally cheered.
>But that day.
>That was the day it hit you.
>This was real.

>You laid in your bed that night, staring at the curly and puffy ceiling.
>You were in the company of a god.
>An actual god, with a perspective on existence that you could never hope to understand.
>Rainbow Dash was a real being, with relationships with other ponies off screen.
>I mean, for god's sake, she dropped the f-bomb and said the words “murder-boner”, you haven’t heard talk like that since college!
>That one really threw you for a loop
>It was like fridge horror, only more subdued.
>You realized just what did it.
>She behaved like a human would.
>You suppose subconsciously you imagined ponies would be different, that their shit wouldn’t stink and that they never had mean thoughts except for when a monster made them do so.
>No, they acted exactly like humans would if humans grew up in their context.
>What are the fucking chances of that?
>So what was different with your world.
>Why is it that everything humans do eventually go to pot?

>Why?

>>28337340
>Those background ponies? They have internal worlds of their own. You didn’t know much of anything about them, but they had a history and likes and dislikes.
>This wasn’t some idle escape from a world filled with the problems you faced, you were thrust into a new one with new problems to come.
>Granted, this one had a far better start.
>And as you drifted off to sleep that night, you realized that no matter how much Discord completely and utterly intimidated you back there, you were indebted to him in a major way.
>And you remember how sad and remorseful he felt for sending you through, whatever that place was. The Subjective.
>Just because he can do terrible things to you, doesn’t mean he necessarily will.
>Sure it was a risk, but hey, you suppose this is your life now.
>Not like there was any reason to go back, at least here things could look up.
>You awoke the next day, today, to prepare yourself for your arrival in Ponyville.
>As of today it is around 10 am of your third day in Equestria, and you had yet to leave the massive cloud which you found yourself on when you got in Equestria. Not by force mind you, but you wanted to remain here for a little bit to get used to your body.
>Nine times out of ten the training was fun, but on your first day training you made a mistake.

…
32 hours earlier
…

>>28337347
>A red dodgeball whizzes by your face, exploding behind you.
>You yelp out to Discord.
“Jesus Christ! Is this shit really necessary?”
>At the other end of the cloudy gymnasium, Discord perches on his tail, with several additional arms, including those of some sort of reptile, a monkey, and others, all holding different balls.
>Discord lets out a cheshire-cat grin.
>”Now now Anon, remember what I said about language? I’m afraid that’s an extra 10 minutes of… ‘agility training’ for you…” Discord’s new insectile arm heaves a ball up in the air and behind him, and it explodes into opened staples.
“I said I was sorry! I won’t bring it up again!”
>”Really don’t think of this so much as a punishment, you said you wanted to get a hold of your new body in a controlled setting? Think of this as a crash course in pony physiology!”
>Suddenly Discord’s new maroon tentacle whips forward, launching a ball at your hooves, you leap to the side and tuck and roll away. You don’t see what the ball burst into, but it makes a wet sound.
>”And really, a ‘controlled setting’? You should know me better than that, you will have to settle for semi-controlled.”
“I changed my mind!”
>”Oh? Well it is unfortunate that you already convinced me this is the right course of action isn’t it? And considering I’m the dad in this arrangement, seems as though my word is law, isn’t it?
>His grin, if at all possible, became even more shit eating, as every arm discharged at you.

>>28337355
…
Present
…

>Reminder, never insinuate -anything- when it comes to Fluttershy, especially when it comes to her and Discord’s relationship to each other.
>Never.
>Certainly not after the Cloud Chaser incident.
>And if you ever doubted how much Discord appreciated Fluttershy forgiving him for the TIrek incident, you had no such reservations after the Dodgeball incident.
>You breathe in.
>You breathe out.
>You nearly lost yourself in recollecting there.
>You still weren’t ready for this.
>Staring past your hooves at the plush and pliable surface below, you scoop a hoofful- a hoofful, you still had a hard time wrapping your head around the fact that you would never be able to say handful again; it’s just one of the many little things that hit you at random times and makes you stop.
>Scooping a hoofful of the cloud below you, you focusing on lifting it up into the light.
>The movement was smooth and perfectly balanced, you really made leaps and bounds since you came here only three days ago, stumbling over yourself.
>You pass for a normal pony if you focus on the trickier movements, and you know you will certainly pass as a slightly clumsy colt in your first couple of weeks here, but….

>Oh good god, who we- sorry… Sweet Celestia, who were you kidding? This was huge. This was huger than huge. Today was the day.
>Today you are introduced into Equestria, and into Ponyville, the place you watched from worlds away for years, and stared at from the comfort of your temporary cloud base over the Everfree.
>And Discord was going to take you there.
>And speak of the devil…

>>28337366
>With a flash and a bang, he appears before you.
>”Good morning Anon! Oh I was simply so excited I woke up extra early today! Wandered into town, appeared in a few ponies bathroom while they were taking a shower, talked to the girls, and most importantly, sent a telegram to Fluttershy! Well, actually it was me in the form of a messenger but still!”
“O-oh? And how did it go?”
>”Wonderfully! She is so excited to see the surprise I show her at the picnic today!”
>He suddenly whips down and nudges you in the shoulder repeatedly, almost knocking your much smaller form over.
>”Eh? You see what I’m getting at? You picking up what I’m putting down? You smelling what I’m stepping in?”
>He waggles his eyebrows repeatedly.

“I’m going to be the surprise?”
>You think for a moment longer.
“Fluttershy is the first pony I’m going to meet?
>”Well it only makes sense doesn’t it? The pony that introduced me to friendship and gave me a chance will be the first to introduce you to your new life here. Not to mention of all the ponies we will need her good opinion the most. Oh I can’t wait!”
>He flies up, claps his hands together and squees.
“Well, uh, what if she doesn’t take it the right way?
>”Hmm? Oh don’t worry about that. Because you see, you really really REALLY appreciate me for rescuing you from your old life!”
“Well I do, but-oh! You mean…”
>”Mhm, and you aren’t even a full citizen of Equestria, as I stumbled upon you in an alternate Equestria, one far darker than this one.”
>He teleports and grabs you in a bear hug.

>>28337374
>”I found you in an alleyway in your usual stomping grounds, and saw that you were so bright and clever, but hungry and cold and lonely that I had to snatch you up from that horrible place and take you back home with me! And considering that you had such -awful- experiences with orphanages in the past, it would be cruel to take you from your adoptive father, who as ponies will see with time, has done nothing but nourish and encourage you and generally be a positive force on your life! All this will be helped by you being a sweet colt who will defend me from the mean adults who want to take you away…”
>You understand, he was talking about the character you had to play.
>That actually seems like a good backstory.
>Actually a really good one.
>You can’t think of any bases it doesn’t cover off the top of your head.
>You can occasionally act crude and act more worldly wise than your years, and it would be explained due to your life on the streets in a less reputable Equestria. As long as you convinced other ponies that Discord was doing a good job with you, it would be cruel to take you and place you into an orphanage preemptively, and seeing as Discord knows the princesses and elements and you do your part, that gives you immunity. Your lack of paper trail is covered by the fact that you came from an alternate dimension. Maybe something will come up later that will screw you both over, but for now...
“That’s perfect, I can work with that!”

>>28337394
>”Of course you can! I came up with it! Now when we go to the picnic, I will render you invisible, so you can get in character and what have you, once you are ready, just do that little bird tweet you showed me, and I will introduce you.”
“But couldn’t I just get into character here-”
>”Oh, because we were supposed to be at the picnic thirty seconds ago and I like to be punctual for Fluttershy, so…”
>A sudden forces floods into you, grabbing every cell and atom, a flash blinds you, and you feel as if time slows down and you feel as if you accelerate across the planet in one moment, time returns and it's as if you landed in water.
>You open your eyes to bright sunshine and Discord winking at you, dressed in the style of an 19th century Englishman.
>WAIT
>HE DIDN’T
>”Oh! Good morning to you, dear Fluttershy!”

>And then after a brief giggle...
>The softest and sweetest voice you ever heard.

>”So formal… Good morning to you too kind sir, I like your- er, sense of style.”
>You hear her titter, and look up again to Discord, in his old maroon suit and tophat, beaminh at her.
>”Why thank you my dear, I always try to dress in the heights of fashion!”
>He rips off his suit to reveal shuttershades, turquoise basketball shirt, orange short shorts, and pink bunny ears.
>Fluttershy laughs louder than you think you ever heard her on the show.
>You turn around to see and-

>>28337402
>At twice your height, surrounded by picnic paraphernalia, was Fluttershy herself. You could see every strand of silky pink mane cascade around her face, a hoof pressed to her chest fluff as she positively guffaws. Even the guffaws don’t sound like guffaws, they sound so much cuter. She opens her eyes and-
OH MY GOD SHE IS SO CUTE
FLUTTERSHY IS A CUTE
CUUUUUUTE

>You know you could catch flies with your mouth right now, but you don’t care.
>It’s Fluttershy.
>More lively and radiant than you ever saw her before.
and in more frames-per-second!

>Discord swoops down from behind you and picks her up, spinning her in a hug, her laughing all the while.
>”Oh Fluttershy! It really has been far too long!”
>”It really was! I missed you so, so much!”
>”Fluttershy…”
>”Discord turns deathly serious and stares at her.
>”If I ever say that I want to disappear to alternate dimensions for months at a time, slap me will you?”
>Fluttershy gasps, flies back and looks at him concerned.
>”Oh but I could never do that!”
Goodness gracious she is so sweet.
You can’t even internally swear in her presence.
>”Oh but you must my dear, I missed you far too much!”

>>28337413
>”Oh… Such a charmer… Oh! I made cucumber sandwiches!”
>She swoops down and grabs a basket in her mouth, proudly presenting them to Discord.
>It this keeps up, you will die of a heart attack.
>”My favorite! You remembered!”
>”Mhm!”
>She nods and they both settle down for their picnic.
>It was, picture perfect.
>Low flying clouds floated by, as they both sat underneath a tree. Discord lay on his side around the picnic mat, facing the tree that Fluttershy was sitting under.
>She just looked so, soft. Her fur and mane were very well conditioned, positively glowing in the sunlight, not to mention her wings that occasionally glistened when the sunlight caught the feathers right. Her face was perfectly feminine, she looked… pure somehow. As if all the crassness and ugliness of the world couldn’t hope to touch her.
>Maybe she just made herself look nice for Discord here…
>Speaking of Discord, he speaks up.

>”So Fluttershy, anything interesting happen while I was gone?”
>”Oh actually there was! There was this travelling carnival that came into town just a couple of weeks ago, led by a brother and sister, you really would have liked them I think, there were all sorts of games…”

AYY NIGGAS

ITS GUMBALL

>>28337420
>Just as you begin to get into her story, Discord, who had his back to you, morphs his tail tuft into a hand and makes a ‘get on with it’ motion.
>You realize what he was doing, buying you time to get into character.
>You close your eyes and close your ears with your hooves.
Breathe in
>You focus
Breathe out
>Acting for you is a lot like changing clothes, you undress all of your personality quirks and step into those of another.
>It is a simple concept to learn, but difficult to master.
>Whereas most of your classmates would satisfy themselves with getting angry when the script demanded it and then socializing, acting was fun for you.
>You would examine yourself and others, and begin to learn the little differences.
>Obviously you went far further than others you met, even spending your idle time practicing different walking tempos and styles.
>Yes you were slightly autistic when it came to this, but it was fun, and it showed in the quality of your performances, even landing you a scholarship to an acting school.
>Of course we remember how that turned out.
Breathe in
>You begin the familiar process of removing your quirks and setting aside your own experiences that don’t pertain to the situation.
Breathe it all out
>A child. Hurt by the world, who just found hope.
Breathe in

>>28337426
>You find yourself in front of the sky blue doors of the new orphanage, ready to begin the best days of your life.
>You forget and shed off your college days, your time in jail cells and your time in the hospital.
Breathe them all out.
>You have a dad now.
>This hits a chord in you, resounding throughout your whole being.
>There
>There is your mantra to guide you into your new mindset
>You have a dad now
>Finally
>Bringing up all the loneliness and pain you felt from being raised by a neglectful single mother, the precious trickle of real emotion floods out.
>The trickle that you coax into a flood, filling your previously clear mind.
>This emotion you will base colt Anon on.
Breathe it in
And

Breathe out.

>You open your eyes.
>You are ready.
>You give a little bird whistle.

>Discord turns his tail puft into a thumbs up.
>”You know, my time in those other dimensions really weren’t all that interesting, in fact, you could say I spent more time disappointed than not… But then, in one particularly dreary world I found something, or should I say ~somepony~...”

>And that’s your cue.

>Time for the performance of a lifetime.

>>28337421
Sorry I'm late

>>28337431
Thus ends chapter three, you got the deluxe version with extra ponies, tone probably shifted from the first half with the reminiscing, to the second half with preparing for the picnic, but what are you gonna do?
besides gettinggud

>>28337296
>Pones cursing
But why

>>28337544
I dunno m8, I didn't plan for them to start cursing, they just did! Honest!

But seriously, I'm not in control of the story, the characters and my own inspiration are. It will, much more likely than not, make sense as the story evolves. That's what usually happens.

If it makes you feel better imagine a TARDIS like translator that is giving Anon the equivalent curse in English.

>>28337838
Yeah, but is still jarring to hear them curse, and if they do, you would expect them to have different curses than us

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>>28337431
STOP STOP

IF YOU KEEP DESCRIBING FLUTTERSHY LIKE THIS IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

>>28337901
Yeah, I have to sort of agree with you, in later chapters I'm going to tone it down, its only going to be a thing when ponies like rainbow don't know anon is around.

>>28338070
Next chapter when?