"Student and Teacher" edition
This is a thread for discussing all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussions.
Keep the autism to a minimum, for Starlight's sake.
THAT MEANS APPRECIATE STARLIGHT GLIMMER BOTH PRE AND POST REFORMATION. IF YOU LIKE ONE VERSION OF STARLIGHT BETTER, REASONABLY STATE WHY HERE AND COMPARE TO GET A NICE DISCUSSION GOING INSTEAD OF SPAMMING EVERY POST WITH STUFF LIKE "NU GLIM" OR "BALD PINK SHIMMER". DON'T MAKE UNNECESSARY THREADS.
Thanks in advance, fellow Glimmerfriends.
Some selected greens:
A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Starlight, Twilight and Anon's Redemption by Gritsaw
http://pastebin.com/DP0VhrhA
Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/nCg3mqpB
UPCOMING GLIMMY EPISODE:
"Every Little Thing She Does"
Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
>>28283747
Starlight is a stronk comrade of the Red Motherland
I wish there'll be more Spike and Starlight moments in the rest of the season.
>>28283784
>>28283855
Great start.
>>28283855
Check'd
If the Anon that got their Starlight chapter book early is around then could you tell me where you got it early from and how you're liking the book?
I won't be able to get it before it comes out digitally on Tuesday morning, but it would be nice to know for future reference.
>>28283898
It's supposed to come out in two days. I think some seller on eBay sold them early.
If anyone here gets it when it comes out, a summary would be nice. I saw snippets of it on the Amazon preview.
>>28283931
I'm going to storytime it as soon as possible early Tuesday morning and link on mlpg like usual and then link it here. I was just curious if there was a specific place breaking the street date so I could keep an eye out for future books.
Do you guys think we'll ever get a 4de plush of glim glam?
Pink Shimmer
Hello
>>28283965
>they cancelled Luna plushie
probably not
>>28284613
>they cancelled Luna plush
Yeah I know. That sucks for the people who wanted it. It looked really good.
Ive been looking for a glimmer plush, but they either look like shit or are out of my price range
>>28285023
iktf
Some faggot is raiding the Shimmer thread so I'm gonna chill wth you guys for the night.
>>28285139
This is a nice horse.
>>28285173
Darn sexy
>having any waifu but EQG Pinkie
Why is your taste so shit?
>>28285205
Because Glimmer has more depth in her character than Pinkie Pies pussy.
>>28285205
>having an EQG waifu
And you think you can talk down on other people's taste?
>>28285139
Did you speak about that guy?
>>28285205
.
.
Go away! This isnt your thread!
>>28285205
Where'd she go during the D&D episode?
>>28285225
Actually, I think >>28285139 means that guy that keeps dumping images of Flash Sentry with Sunset.
MikiePie fucking sucks too though.
>>28285247
In hospital for intense masturbation
Like, she damn took some skin off her hoof. She's rubbed herself so hard she can barely feel anything down there anymore
>>28285247
Trixie
>>28285247
Probably magical studies or still trying to learn the layout of that huge castle.
Or drinking till she forgets how much of a hypocrite she was in "Times are a changeling".
>>28285247
Masturbating to a photo of Sunburst
>>28285259
That is who I was refering too.
>>28285284
Sunburst is going to become Flurry Heart's personal boytoy as soon as she feels like it.
>>28285289
We are gonna need a green for that right now. Just not in this thread.
>>28285277
Oh she knows
>>28285489
Why is it always Spike that reminds everyone of her past? Every episode shes in, he brings it up.
>>28285504
People always kick the next person down on the totem pole
>>28285517
...shit
...that actually makes sense
...Spike is fucking cruel
Today I just fapped a pic where Glim was acctually just sutting
>>28285640
Look at those curvy hips, man.
Noone would blame you.
>>28285640
Perfectly normal. Shes a sexy pony
>>28285640
glimmer broke my 4 (years I've been in the fandom) year no clop streak about a month ago.
I totally understand.
>>28285685
I remember the first time I clopped. It was to a picture of Princess Twiggles and she had this Stallion pinned to the floor and attached to a leash that she was holding and it said.
"You are gonna love the new Princess."
>>28285674
>>28285660
>>28285685
I didnt said I feel autistic or abnormal. But thanks for the support anyways =]
In my opinion, no cloping for ponies is wrong. You make them feel like they werent pretty.
Pretty, pretty, pretty.
Its so good to write this... Pretty.
Is this even correct how I write that? Now Im not sure. Pretty
Pretty pony.
Feels soo good to write that.
Pretty pony wife.
No Im not high.
>>28285706
The first time I cloped was on the first day I met a Brony on DrawMyThing.
He had a PinkiePie picture.
Me and one of my friend clopped that day. I just found pictures, and that was enough for me, but he.. he posted whole porn games man.
I think I was clopped to trixie. But there were others to, I didnt reconize them, a barely even knew them then. But now I think it was her.... Ah... Sweet days.
Do you still reading?
>>28285706
Its funny, after years of seeing clop pics and fics none of them ever did anything for me. Then one day when I was re-watching no second prances..well you know...
>>28285747
Your either drunk, Russian, or both.
>>28285640
Fuck, now that I read my (you)s now I see this picture and I have to fap again. GG life. Who said this isnt worth living.
I wish there was someone to cum inside in.
>>28285793
I'm sure you have a pillow...
>>28285774
Never drunk
Hungarian
Neither
I have a something that my brain cant get enough oxygen. That can do that
>>28285804
When will a pillow will make a perfect form of Glimmer
>>28285808
>never drunkdude what are you doing with your life?
>>28285821
Never, nothing will, because she's not real.
On another note, anyone have a pic related version for Glimmer?
>>28285839
I will make 1 for you. I did not sleep and I cant cum inside anypony. But thats the leats I can do. Its 6am.
You know what? Im tired, maybe I have one at my meme farm.
No, there is nothing here. If nobody else is gonna do it then I will... Sometime..
Have a blowjobing glimmer
>>28285836
>Playing games
>jerking of to ponies
Yep thats me
>>28285870
>Blowjobbing
That's a hoofjob, Anon...
>>28285879
Shit I fucked up.
Looks like its finally time to kill myself.
>>28285247
She was working on her schmarity costume but didn't get it done in time
WHY DONT PEOPLE GIVE GLIMMER PART FROM AN EPISODE?
I mean, thats why other fags hates us. Glimmer is left, undeveloped.
>>28285877
But you know what makes it better?Doing that while being absolutely hammered
>>28285940
Im always hammered
I slept 3 whole minutes now. But I had to come back. Something tells me that.
>>28285870
m-muh dick
I can't be the only one who's pissed off that she's hardly in the show. She doesn't have to have an important role in every episode, but if she's supposed to be a student of friendship why is she not around learning lessons? Her position in 'The Times They Are a Changeling' was great. She had little investment in the episode, as many lines as some of the side characters but, most importantly, at the end of the episode she'd made a remark about learning a lesson. And what's weird is that TTTAAC was written by new writers, like they understood Glimmer more than the current writers.
>>28285839
I made a thing
>>28285247
>>28286908
not pissed just disappointed
They probably have her around as little as possible to keep faustfags happy and to keep va costs low.
Who knows, maybe they'll have an explanation for it in every little thing she does.
>>28286908
>>28287098
I would love some hints of her studies once in a while. It doesn't have to be the B-plot, but some lines or backgrounds with her.
In the end she is really creative and intuitive, she just needs some directions to unleash her potential. I don't think she is as powerful as Twilight, since Twily is an alicorn, so no epic showdown of 2 beams of power clashing, she can just outwit and dodge Twilight, like she did in the season 5 finale.
She fucking needs Sunburst!
>>28287098
Fuck the faustfags, I NEED my Glimmy.
>>28288271
heres some glim for youI know how you feel
Where my nigga DWK at?I know you're here you glorious horsefucker.
>>28286963
Good try, but you should crop the pictures to the right size, rather than scale.
>>28288365
We usually get a new video on Tuesdays from him. Wait till either late tonight, or early tomorrow
bump for more glimmer
I wonder how tight Starlight must be.
>>28290856
Tight like Hope Solo
Page ten bump. LIVE GLIMMY.
someone should start a green. writefags?
>>28292523All the writefags got scared away by the oldglim spam
I've had an unfulfilled urge to hug Glim for the last hour or so.
How do I fix this?
>>28292565
Drink until your problems fade away.
>>28292536
yeah i know. I don't care which it's about honestly.
I'd do one myself, but the most Ive done is a few lines here and there in the /mlp/ daring do books.
>>28292599
But I don't drink.
>>28292565
>How do I fix this?
You can't
but a plushie can help
>>28292523
I have around 20k words worth of a Starlight story.
Dunno if anyone will be interested in it, though, seeing how it's aSparlightstory.
>>28292761
Im okay with that. I haven't read any "real" fan fics lately.
DWK actually made me appreciate glimmy a lot more. thanks nigga
>>28292937the drunken rambling?
same
love his vids.
>>28292875
Great.
Here are the yet untitled four first chapters of the story:
Ch.1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mqvHqAMPap8-eqsaNZkGSjKs8ck0ZwtqGgSmmgWg45k/edit?usp=sharing
Ch.2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lrMRUz69p7HblKtGTry9OihBwgoppJCBHphois0zgnQ/edit?usp=sharing
Ch.3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VuDKf7cS0ga56N_-20Fk-GHhc3P-Kkiwl2_HiOK1hzI/edit?usp=sharing
Ch.4: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwXcb6Mrl3PERiYp9JEfymASQT7Sefk5gLkoRy9jqSo/edit?usp=sharing
I'll put it up on FiMFiction once it's done.
>>28292937
Fuckin same. I love the persona he's given her in his legit recap vids. I still gotta see his drunken rambling about her. I wonder if he will ever see this...
>>28292655
Well there's your problem.
>>28293054
thnx Ill give it a read.
>>28293082
Word has it that he roams these boards posting pics of shmarity...
I'd say your chances are pretty good
>>28293082
Its more that he made me look at her in a different light, but his take on her is very entertaining too. I also like "glimmy" as a nickname, since I just stuck to glimglam till now.
>>28293082
God, she is so adorable
Starlight's chapter book came out and I'm storytiming it over here if any of you are interested:
>>28294117
Also, here's an archive of it if any of you would prefer that:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/h40ryrd2wzuk9lg/Starlight+Glimmer+and+the+Secret+Suite.rar
>>28294138
Thanks for the storytime. I'm a slow reader so I haven't finished it yet, but I'm enjoying it a lot.
>>28294584
No problem. Again, I'm just happy these chapter books are getting attention.
They really are cute, and mostly good apart from Twilight's, which suffered from Berrow not having the scripts, and Dash's, which I have no idea why the villain is OC tier.My only regret now is that I forgot to ask at the end for Anons to buy it if they like it like I usually do.
>>28294638
Don't worry mangI pre-ordered it
>>28294679
>>28285139
TRAITORNah just kidding, I also like them both.
Speaking of which, I wonder when Starlight will make an appearance in EqG. I'm curious what they might do with her human counterpart.
>>28283747
So I disliked Starlight for the longest while, and finally decided to jump in and read a story to give her a chance, just to see if my opinions would change
I just got done reading Starlight, Twilight and Anon's Redemption by Gritsaw, and let me tell you, it was not a good first impression. That was honestly one of the shittiest stories I've read since My Little Dashie. Don't get me wrong, it was a good prompt and started strong but halfway through the story it became the laziest writing I've ever seen, and near the end it nearly literally became a Scooby-Doo crossover fixfic. Most bullshit turn of events I've ever seen. The writer was able to give a good feeling for the scenery, and I was able to envision it as kind of a movie, especially with their choice of musical selection, but it fell short of my expectations, which honestly weren't that high seeing as its fanfiction we're talking about here
Overall, the plot, although good near the beginning, turned out to be Damage Control Central, which detracted from the story, not to mention the author's questionable choice of events. The characters were written wildly out of their personality, namely Twilight when shebullies and antagonizes her student, Starlight Glimmer,. The actual description I found was supplemented nicely by the addition and selection of music
The story was just too far fetched for me, and felt way too different near the end when compared to the beginning. I'd go far as to say if taken out of context it'd seem as if they were two different stories entirely
5/10. It scored extra points for the music
That's just my opinion. Take it with a grain of salt and form your own, and don't judge by word of mouth, let alone the ramblings of a shitfaced anon
>>28295408
She probably won't appear in EQG.
>>28295408
I don't use Shimmer thread so I'm curious, what is most of shimmerfags opinion on Starlight?
>>28295748
A shame that she likely won't. She's a qt poner and might have made an interestingand sexyantagonist in a future film. Plus it would have been nice to get a mini of her too.
>>28295775
I've seen a few others who liked her too, but most buy into the shitposting and waifu wars bullshit. You'd think there would be some common ground considering both have been used as thread spam.
>>28295775
Most are neutral or negative. Some, like me, like both, but I love Sunset more.
Also, the Secret Suite book was top notch. All the Glimmefriends in this thread should read it.
[urge to draw glimmy rising]
>>28283855
>>28283895
Starlight is/was not a communist. The kind of equality she established in her village - equality of abilities - can only be seen as communist by a person deluded by capitalist propaganda.
>>28297057DO IT
>>28289035
Oh look, someone saved my picture. That makes me feel loved.
>>28297104
^: )
>>28285640
Me too.
>>28286963
>>28285205
(You)
>>28286963
>I made a thing
....For Her
>>28285247
She got gangbanged by 3 kinds of dicks
>>28285289
>implying he is not Cadance's concubine
>>28285640
I always masturbate to this pic of glim crying
I imagine some of the worst thing happening to her, fuck, Im afraid this love is more sexual than passionate
And everyday I feel less shame
>>28298046
>I always masturbate to this pic of glim crying
>I imagine some of the worst thing happening to her
...you have serious issues, dude.
>>28298062
Yeah, you'd think he'd use a higher res one.
>>28298062
People with BDSM fetish are pretty normal
Now, Im far beyond that but as long as I keep it hidden everything should be ok
>>28295748
Thanks god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cisA_6zmOvg
>>28298450
Cute, love the eye movement of the second one.
>>28298450
My fav glim is the 5th one
I can already see togf in in this thread. Hi togf
Glim is only for sexual
>>28298046
That's sadism. You should see a shrink.
I want to cum inside Starlight Glimmer
>>28301740
Don't we all?
>>28285640
lmao
>>28298062
>>28301308
Do you think so?
I mean, after all those crimes many people would give her capital punishment, but I offer her a life of torture and tenderness depending on her behaviour
>>28295744
>Don't like a canon character
>I know, I'll read a fanwork of a that character, maybe that will change my opinion of them!
I mean, I get the sentiment. It's like people saying they liked Glimmy after DWK drunk rant. But that's more because he probably presented a new angle on the character they may have not seen before because of what ever subjective bias they had.
Fanfiction on the other hand rarely is accurate in it's depiction of canon characters. Often they are either exaggerated ideals/caricatures of themselves, and this is sometimes not even intentional. Someone who really loves or really hates something usually ignores or downplays certain aspects while exaggerating others in their mind.
>>28283747
Who wins in a fight: Starlight or Sunset?
Rules:
>Fight takes place in Equestria
>Both combatants are in Pony Form
>No limits on magic
Simultaneous ask on Sunset Thread:
>>28302160
>>28302172
Did Sunset ever show to do powerful magic?
>>28302172
>>28302206
If Starlight gets better schooling, them maybe.
>>28302212
Well she was Celestia's student and Twilight's predecessor, before her lust for power caused Celestia to disown her as her student. She also found a way manipulate the Element of Magic so as to turn herself into a demon. Not sure if that was her intent, but it was an impressive result.
So yeah I'd say her magic is pretty good.
>>28302220
So... five or so years from now under Twilight's tutelage?
>>28302236
Five might be a bit much. Depends on how well Twilight teaches her. But she will get there eventually. Plus, Sunset HAS been out of practice for a while since she's been chilling in the magic less human world.
>>28302246
I wouldn't say magic less. And she's definitely got some new tricks were they to come to blows.
>>28302246
Didn't she become an alicorn in Friendship Games? That probably gave her a boost.
>>28302275
I don't think we can confirm that, but I'd definitely say her new form is an upgrade, wings or no.
>>28302268
>>28302275
>>28302283
That's all quite true but I think the premise of this fight is just unicorn v unicorns.
>>28302299
Well I figured it would be a bit lopsided if it was human vs human.
But I'd say any powers/transformations Sunset has gained would carry over to pony form. I don't know if that makes her an alicorn, but I could see it giving her an empowered state (not unlike the mane six's rainbow forms).
>>28302212
She's the only one besides Twilight who's been shown able to teleport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0ZN361lKo&t=1m8s
>>28302429
And she did a damn good growth spell on a plant in her comic. Whether or not you accept the comics as canon, shes still powerful.
>>28302172
I don't feel like copypasting my essay on this.
>>28302447
I feel the fact that you responded in both threads implies you DO want to talk about your essay though.
Any chance you could give us the short answer at least?
>>28302429
So can baby cakes, teleport is easy as fuck
Try removing CMs and time travel
Lets remember that age regression (and anything related to time tho) is hard as Twilight said on magic duel
>>28302444
You guys are so delusional believing that comic are canon just for to post that shit
>>28297132
I loved that, glim in uniform is too cute.
>>28302172
Starlight obviously. She knows time magic, cutie mark spells, levitation spell, shield spell and she knows something similar to teleportation.
She could also hold her own against Twilight.
>>28286978
I love the idea of Glimmy and Trixie getting together a couple times a week and knocking back one too many beers.Sometimes, when Glimmer gets drunk enough, they make out sloppily. She even rubbed Trixie off in the mares' bathroom one time.Glimmy never remembers the next day. Trixie always remembers, and she cries herself to sleep every night because the love of her life is only gay when she's drunk.
>>28288365
>>28290033Yeah, I'm here dude. Just editing the goddamn video. I managed to get some Glimmer in it even though she wasn't in the episode at all.
>>28292937
>>28292978
>>28293082I-I love you guys too <3
>>28303805
>video soon
Oh shit I'm fuckin hyped yo
How old is she
Why is she smaller than other ponies
Is she orphan
>>28303963
Is she?
>>28302564
I posted it on Derpi but no one really gave a shit. So I guess I'll reexamine it and then post it here and the Shimmy thread.
>>28303963
Definitely older than Twilight, not really, I hope so
>>28303963
In humans age? I would say 23
While Twilight was in college she was making a commie village
>>28303805
>>28303815
>>28303805
>new vid soon
>Has starlight in itKeep up the good work nigga.
>>28304602
Sounds like fun. I'll keep an eye out for it.
>>28305288
>not late 20 or early 30
come on nigga being slightly old is part of her charm
>>28305464
Ditto.
I'd buy Twilight and the rest being in their early twenties, but Starlight would definitely be a few years older than them.
>>28305464
In my mind some of the mane6 are still underage
Theres no way RD and ponks are over 18, they are too fucking childish, my opinion:
RD: 17
Ponks: 17
TS: 20
FS: 22
AJ: 25
Rarity: 19
>>28305616
RD and FS are the same age and a year older than PP, and older than TS. No idea about the others.
>>28305695
>>28305844
>why is FS older than RD
FS was in starting to get taller (puberty) while RD was small as fuck
Does any of you guys remember a roulette thread about fetishes?
Well I got sleep fetish, I sketched this shit but never finished it
I should really work on improving my speed at drawing, hope you like it
NSFW version: http://imgur.com/a/FbWVC
>>28307876
I want to bully filly Glimmy.
>>28308022
same, I would do this
>>28308022
>>28308635
>wanting to do this to your waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7003xww8nXQ
>>28308681
>not wanting to bully filly glim glam
https://youtu.be/uOfpqBJ999g
Glim Glam a qt. More like this
>>28308022
>>28308635
Nice, do you want me to draw this?
>>28309346
I'll never be one to reject an offer.
Work in Progress
Do you like it?
>>28309444
Why would you want to kick your waifu?
>>28309453
Its probably his fetish.
>>28309453
I think you misquoted, pal.
>>28309346
lmao yes
>>28309550
I think you're fucking sick.
>>28309672
Well, I have been feeling a bit under the weather recently...
>>28309444
is that sally
Last bump before bed
>>28310719
Good night, anon
>>28309967
>purple
>glimmer
I'm pretty sure she's pink.
>>28311235
Lavender?
>>28311269
No, pale pink.
>>28311285
not quite. not in that image anyways.
>>28283747
i really really need to fuck twilight sparkle
>>28311611
Piggies are not for sexual
>>28311285
Pale pink or really pale purple I'd say
>>28311616
kill yourself
>>28311620
You're mean!
No pony would ever want to have sex with someone like you!
Glimmer bump
>You sigh in annoyance, looking over the letter that smacked you in the face this morning, as you stand before the massive gates of a certain sparkly library/castle.
>Labeled as an "official summons from the Princess of Friendship" it requested that you come to the Palace playset--er Twilight's castle.
>Normally, you avoid anything to do with friendship and Twilight, because she can be a real judgemental cunt, but this is the first time she actually "requested" your presence.
"Let's get this over with."
>You ready your knuckles, when you're suddenly covered in blinding purple light, and find yourself standing in the council room of Twilight's castle.
>"Anon! I'm so glad you're here! The situation is DIRE!"
>You stand there befuddled with what just took place.
"Wasn't I--?"
>"Enough about that! I saw you approaching in the distance, and teleported you here! You have to hear me out! It's important!"
>Responding to her frantic pacing, and manic tone with a deadpan expression, and plop down into Rarity's hard as shit crystal chair.
"Well here I am. What do you want?"
>You kick back, while Twiggy chews on her mane.
>"It's Starlight! She's been disappearing at random times of the day!"
>She starts pacing back, and forth muttering to herself.
"Okay and--? Starlight is a grown pony. She can go wherever she pleases."
>In a jolt of purple light, Twilight is on the table, and touches noses with you.
>"She's my STUDENT! I'm supposed to know where she is WHENEVER!"
"Your breath smells like Hay,and Latex."
>She covers her mouth with her hooves, backing off from you.
>"Th-that's not important right now! What's important is I need your help!"
>Your Question mark bends into a curious expression.
>"Starlight doesn't know you or anything about you! I want you to tail her, and see where she's going!"
"No."
>The princess double-takes.
>"No?!"
"Yeah. NO. How subtle is a green six foot tall biped supposed to be in a world of sentient equines?"
1/
>>28313387
This has potential.go on...
>>28313387
oh shit a starlight green
>>28313387
Oh, finally
>>28313387
>She taps her chin a couple times in thought.
"Also let me stop what may be your next suggestion. I've read your bullshit Anonfilly stories. I will Chris Brown choke you, if you even CONSIDER changing me."
>Twilight opens her mouth to say something, but quickly goes back to tapping her chin.
>Thought as much.
>"I could disguise you as a Stallion then. It'd only be an illusion however, but as long as you don't bump into any other Unicorns you can pass for a pony!"
>You cross your arms.
"Assuming I say "Yes" what do I get out of this?"
>Twilight makes bedroom eyes at you.
"Nope. You have dingleberries, so you better reconsider your next words carefully, or I'm outta here."
>She frowns, narrowing her eyes.
>"I'll give you fifty bits."
"Make it two hundred, and no forced Friendship lessons for three months."
>"THREE MONTHS?!"
>You'd think the money would be the biggest issue here, right?
>Goddamn Grape Urkel.
"Take it or leave it!"
>You kick back grinning evilly.
>Twiggy grits her teeth, and starts to sweat.
>Before she can answer, the door to the room bellows loudly, and a familiar pink...purple...?...pokes her head through.It's fucking Starlight Glimmer okay? Shit.
>"Morning Princess Twilight!"
>She glances at you.
>"And...uh...You..?"
>You glare in response.
>"Good morning Starlight! Ready for today's lesson?"
>Starlight sucks her teeth.
>"Actually I have a doctor's appointment I have to be off to so...sorry!"
>"Wait a second!"
>The door slams before before she can get an answer.
>Twilight looks to you with a "see what I mean??" face.
"I'm not seeing a problem here. Maybe she has to get her Pone hole checked?"
>"As crude a theory that is, it's incorrect."
"And why is that Princess-know-it-all?"
>She turns her nose up proudly.
>"It's Sunday. Doctors don't work today."
".....Oh."
2/
>>28313710
moar
>>28314225
>>28313710
Yes, please.
>>28313710
>Nope. You have dingleberries
Twilight trying to seduce people the way Rarity does is hilarious
bump for more green
After my weekly mandrama I'll do some more glimmernigglets
Why is Glimmer so much better than every other pony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=972Jpv3D3tk
>>28315273
>glimmernigglets
What is that?
Starlight is cute! CUTE
https://derpibooru.org/1239668
>>28316045
>Anthro
>gtfo
>>28316045
>no hooves
>>28316182
I coloured a Glimmy.
The odd pose is because she's supposed to be sitting behind a table that I still haven't drawn.
>>28316200
>cute
>>28316190
and a dumb frog poster
>>28316182
She actually has
>>28316863
it has hands tho
>>28317028
Still got hooves.
The face is the bad part of that pic though. It looks like she went face first into a brick wall.
>>28313710
u ded, m8?
>>28317332
The worst of it is that he actually gave us hope
>>28316200
that's really cute
>>28316200
Finish it m8!
>>28317768
I know that feel
>>28317915
That had so much potential.
>>28317332
I have an interview with Microsoft. I'll update when it's over
>>28317915
What's funny is I wrote that too
>>28318715
Good luck
>>28318949
I got the job. Sorry for blogposting. I'm gonna continue writing, but I have a question. Do you want the current story continued or the one bit I wrote that >>28317915 is showing?
>>28319163
Both.
But write whichever you feel like continuing.
>>28319163
well. so far, prveious one.
>>28313710
>Twilight grins as if she just figured out the secret of life.
"S-still so what?"
>"You're not even the least little curious? What reason does she have to lie?"
>GEE I DUNNO. Maybe it could be that you're a self-righteous, haughty, judgemental intellectual snob who looks down on others without even realizing it, but pretends she learned something new about friendship, but continues to contradict the most basic life lesson of all which is, "Don't be a gigantic douchebag"?
"Beats me."
>"This sort of thing warrants investigation. That's why I need you! You're my only hope!"
>HOL UP.
"Why don't you disguise yourself and tail her then?"
>"...I-I'm a princess. I got Princessly d-duties."
"Uh huh."
>Twilight grins stupidly.
>"So will you do it? Will you "give me this solid"?"
"Do me a solid, and only if you agree to my terms."
>Her mouth drops in protest.
"I'll walk out right now if you refuse~"
>She balls up her muzzle in an adorable scrunch, and starts pacing.
>Are friendship lessons that important to her?
>"Fine."
"I want it in writing."
>"AW, COME ON!"
>One loud negotiation later, you both had finally wrote up a contract, and read it over thrice to make sure there wasn't anything in the fine print that would fuck you up in the long run. These ponies are straight jews when it comes to the fine print you know.
>"Okay now hold still while I cast the spell!"
"This better not hurt."
>Twilight shuts her eyes in deep concentration.
>"It won't! It'll be as if nothing has changed, but to other ponies you'll look like your typical green stallion!"
>Yeah. Typical.
"Whatever. Just hurry up."
>Twilight starts sweating as if she's about to rip one, before standing up on her hind legs, filling the room with more light.
>A lesser man would have had a seizure by now.
>As fast as it happened, it ended, and you feel no different.
>You look over yourself, and see he same hands, and feet like always.
"Did it work?"
3/
>>28319163
PLEASE
>>28317915
>>28318715
Dont take the job, Microsoft is a shit employer
>>28320003
You forgot the picture.
>>28319163
both
>>28321797
That was a good read.
>>28320211
Enjoy helping the NSA on spying all of us Microshill
>>28322542
>Stallman
>Microshill
Does not compute.
>>28317074
>only two hooves/not amputee
>>28322542
You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
>>28322921
>>28322921
How do I know what should be hidden
And who's to say that some old faggot in congress won't change it arbitrarily?
>>28322615
>>28320211 was making fun of >>28320003 tho
>>28322921
Seriously?
>>28323009
>>28323011
>>28323167
It was supposed to be a joke...
Detailing the holes in that logic.
>>28322921
>You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
>he trusts the government
You know they can simply say you're a terorist without proof and you can spend the rest of your life in prison without trial.
>america the free!>has the worlds largest prison population..
>>28323273
As I stated in >>28323187
It was a joke.
>>28323279
Oh okay didn't see that when I started typing.
Unfortunately the majority of the U.S. population believes that
>>28323306
Yeah. Its kinda sad. I really want to go to Canada.
>>28323336
I just try not to think to much about stuff like that. It just makes me angry/ depressed.
>I really want to go to Canada.
Unfortunately they're not doing a lot better. their economy is in the shitter, and their taxes are about to skyrocket.
Anyway this is supposed to be a glimmer thread can we get back to our regularly scheduled programming?
<<<
>>28323457
Indeed
Is anyone interested in a drawing of Glimmy tortured on a wooden horse?
>>28323689
I'm still waiting for that drawing of her being kicked like in
>>28308635
>>28323689
>>28323698
What the fuck is with you Glimmerfags?
>>28323698
Being kicked is much less sexual than sitting on a wooden horse
>>28323703
Nothing, BDSM is a common practice these times
>pic related: your average glimmerfag
>>28323800
How bad do wooden horses hurt? Was one used in 50 shades?
>Pic related is average Shimmerfag
>>28323825
I have not read 50 shades of grey but Im a BDSM enthusiast
Wooden horse is very painful and can actually make the victim pass away by pain, if weight is added it can actually cripple you for life
But thats what Glim glam deserves for playing with everyone's destiny isnt it?
Do any of you Anons have the physical Starlight chapter book that came out a few days ago?
I'm wondering if there's much extra in the activity pages compared to what we got in the Amazon preview for the paperback.
>>28323942
No. That falls under cruel and unusual punishment and Celestia seems to favor banishment and imprisonment over physical torture for punishment.
>>28323977
You must be fun at parties
>>28324103
I'm up for fun, but I'm not a sadist and i hate seeing people in pain.
>>28324113
> i hate seeing people in pain.
But what if its your waifu asking you to do so?
She wont feel clean as long as you dont punish her, like medieval priests
But in this case she is asking for your help because her body wont allow her to receice the welk deserved punishment
>>28323187
For a second I thought the NSA posted here...
>>28324188
I highly doubt, of all the places of the internet, the NSA is watching /mlp/
>>28324203
we're the NSA Christmas party joke.
they get together to find the golden nuggets and special sams for a whole pot of money that almost all workers have put at least $5 minimum.
>>28324203
Well >>28319163 is actually helping Microsoft to develop new backdoors on their OS
You must have eyes everywhere
>>28319286
Gib moar pls <3
>>28323958
I got it.
>I'm wondering if there's much extra in the activity pages
not much, only 10+ pages
>>28324796
Pretty much just what's in the Amazon preview then.
I wasn't sure if I'd have to go to the bookstore today to get the book again and scan any extra pages, but that settles it. Thanks Anon.
>>28325508
I NEED TO SEE THESE TWO TOGETHER
>>28325719
It will happen, maybe during finale?
>>28326311
They will meet next week
>>28326499
dude what
>>28325508
She got gangbanged by 3 kinds of dick on D&D
>>28328923
I wanna bump her rump
>>28328942
I want to damage her rump forever
>>28329395
That's not nice
>>28319286
are we ever gonna get a part 4?
>>28329749
Blue hair?
>nu glim
>bald pink shimmer
>>28331451
It begins
>>28331451
get the fuck out autist
>>28331919
>>28332270
Why did you give the man a (You)?
>>28309967
>purple
>>28332839
mods
>>28333651
ehhh. this is borderline they probably won't do anything.
>>28333651
the file is literally called featureless crotch
>>28332839
Too much purple
>>28335412
Heresy
>>28334728
Oh god, the pixels.
>>28323689
I wanted to give her an even more scared expression
But I failed, hope you guys like it
No nsfw version because Im working on another glim sketch
>>28337685
Oh boy
Ready for more story?
I wonder if this sketch is truly NSFW
anyway, NSFW versions:http://imgur.com/a/qROcM
>>28338324
Hell yeah!
>>28338324
>>28305616
>Rarity: 19
There is no earthly way. She has to be 21 at least.
>>28337685
>>28338367
You guys need to rename this to the sadists thread.
This shits fucked up.
>>28338936
So for approximately how many seconds have you been on 4chan?while I won't disagree with you, there are much worse things currently being posted on this board
>>28338977
I know there could be worse but these waifu threads, like the Sunny one are supposed to be for loving your waifu, not seeing her be tortured.
Then again, I don't understand how a wooden horse is supposed to hurt. It doesn't look too painful
Man, I really can't wait for upcoming Starlight episode, little worrying about finale though(haber wrote it). 19 days lads.
>>28339009
>supposed to be for loving your waifu
Again I don't disagree. I could never harm a person let alone my waifu.there are some real sickos in this fandom
>Then again, I don't understand how a wooden horse is supposed to hurt. It doesn't look too painful
Imagine being forced to sit on a blade going between your legs and having extra weight attached to you your feet then having to sit like that for days or weeks on end.
>>28339018
premise sounds good.I'm hyped
As for the finale I'm staying optimistic. judging just from the title it has potential.
>>28339067
Days or weeks, sure, but in that guys pic, Glimmy is chained to the ceiling so she could relieve a lot of the pressure. Plus, it's not a blade, just wooden. I guess I'd have to try it to really know
>>28285517
Spike was just defending his friend. Not his fault she felt guilty for doing what she feared others would doing to her.
>>28304562
How the hell is she as fat as an alicorn?
>>28339107
The chains are used to keep the victim sitting up straight not to relieve pressure.honestly his pic is shit as far as accuracy goes
>it's not a blade, just wooden
I know, but it might as well be, imagine your entire body weight only being held up by a very small surface area. thats what i was going for.
>I guess I'd have to try it to really know
go sit on a very narrow steel pipe railing(with your legs being fully down as if you were standing). If you can do that for more than a minute i will be very impressed.
>>28339157
duh
>>28305616
Fluttershy is only a year older than Pinkie, so that can't be right.
>>28338911
She was a designer since she was a filly, if not immediately after getting her CM
And she flirts too much to be over 20
>>28339337
[citation needed]
>>28339422
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kctX5_oyMG4
DYEWTS
>>28339422
>she flirts too much to be over 20
What, do you think only teenagers flirt?
Seriously?
Star
>>28339441
Mentally handicapped Pinkie confirmed
>>28339449
To get favors? Yes, but sluts flirt too
>>28338936
Its just the waywelove her
Anyway have a happy glimmy made by my hand
>>28339178I will admit that I failed to give her the proper expression, or draw accurate wood
>>28339178
That would ve killer on the balls.
>>28339598
Nice, I want more Happy Starlight. she deserves some happniess. no more self loathing.
>>28339652
She deserves more hard sex imo but wathever
Does anyone have a glimmer-related request? Anything goes
>>28339598
You drew some accurate wood from me, pal.
>>28339683
I want to see herbeing a qt
>>28339683
Something like this
>>28339740
>>28339762
Im anything but creative so please be more clear
>>28339794
i wanna see hercurled up and sleeping like a kitty
>>28339794
Ever since I've joined this fandom, I've always loved pics of unicorns using magic to fuck themselves with dildos. Can you do one of new glim magically fucking herself with a dildo or other toy.
>>28339794
I really want pony version of this
>>28329749
>>28339814
Hope you like it
btw, could someone upload all these glims to derpi?, thats the only place where I post my drawings
>>28340202
Your a true bro anon
>>28340202
could you draw her being kicked by an african american, like in >>28308635 ?
>>28340762
There's a joke about kicking and cucking here, but it's not jumping at me right away.
Boop
>>28341291
>>28341955
Not even 2 hours, why is this board moving so fast at night
>>28341967
>again
>>28283747
What are they looking at, /mlp/?
>>28342584
my penis
>>28342618
Well I don't know how to respond to that so here's a Mexican.
Would you bully this nerd
>>28342640
yes, I would kick her like in >>28308635
I still want to see a drawing of that
>>28342630
Absolutely Disgusting
>>28342670
Senpai!
>>28342640
Of course!
Have you read Emergence by ShindoL?
If not, search it, that manga contains a lot of things I have planned for nerd glimmy
>>28342670
What brings you here Mr. Trump? I didn't know you were a glimmerfag.
glimmy
>>28340202
WAKE UP YA LAZY COMMIE HORSE
SG
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
SHE'S THE NEW SIDEKICK OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HER WELL
>>28338324
Well?
>>28339830
Hope you like it
One is a dragon dildo and the other is an anal dildo
Have a bonus of glimmy getting raped
NSFW versions: http://imgur.com/a/SfT0e
>>28346537
Love it. Thanks.
>>28346537
I want to sniff that messy mane
>summer is almost gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5HKVNo9bSs
>>28347875
Winter is ending where I live
bump
>>28319286
Continue!
>>28350122
>there will never be a sparlight thread again
>>28350122
That color is nice on her
>>28346561
How would you rape Starlight? She could easily rekt you with her magic.
>>28351746
Artists use a "magic blocking ring" on unicorns horns to justify rape porn usually
>>28351746
>Rape
>Not using natural Charisma to win her over
>Implying you aren't the NEET from /v/ who went to jail
>>28351155
Maybe one day, Anon.
Maybe one day...
>>28351746
She got transfered to the human world, and nothing is magic here
anime
She's a really good singer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqY-ceXulU0
>the current iteration of Starlight Glimmer
>>28313387
Twilight's castle will be destroyed in the S6 finale or the movie.
>>28354051
Then Hasbro can shill whatever shitty toy they came up with now.
>>28354025
>he didnt read OP
>>28338324
>this was 2 days 3 hours ago
>>28354189
Heh.
>>28354059Alicorn Glimmer
POST YOUR FAVORITEnon-sexualSTARLIGHT PICTURE
RIGHT NOW
>>28356088
nothing sexual here
>>28356088
Extremely cuddlable
>>28356088
I can't decide but I'll give you one anyway
>>28356088
>>28356088
I've already posted all my non-lewd Starlight.
Hey guys! Can I play too?
>>28356265
Only if its poni
>>28356279
>>28319286
>You look at your hands, and feet and see nothing has changed.
"Twilight! Your spell was a dud!"
>You walk over to a nearby mirror Rarity placed in the room, and look yourself over.
"Oh what fresh hell is this."
>The spell did indeed work, but all it did was put a hilarious horse mask over your head.
>The princess grins from her crumpled self on the floor.
>"Th-there! You're all ready for your big mission..."
>She passes out with an outstretched foreleg.
"Wait! Don't fall asleep! I don't know where to look for Starlight!"
>"Zzzzzzz...."
>Fucking hell.
>You facepalm.
>Does she think such a flimsy, half-assed disguise will fool anyone with half a fucking brain in Equestria?
>On that que, Spike walks into the throne room with a bowl of gems, humming to himself.
>He freezes in his steps and stares at you.
>"Uhh...can I help you?"
>You roll your eyes.
"Spike. It's me. Come on!"
>He cocks an eye.
>"I've never met you in my life guy! I'm gonna get Princess Twilight to throw you out creep!"
>He runs out of the room, oblivious to the fact the Princess was right in front of him sleeping away.
"....Okay he doesn't count. He's a Dragon."
>Shrugging, you head out on your mission of peace from friendship lessons, and sweet gold cash to spend however you want.
>Once back outside, you scan the area, and spot....absolutely nothing. Where the hell are you even supposed to look? Where's an informant, or a newpaper colt who's seen too much?
>You decide to just walk around the town, and keep you ear to the ground.
>Hands slipped into your pockets you breeze through town, getting a few odd looks along the way.
>Can't really blame them. You look like those reards from that 1 second clip in Slice of Life.
>"Hey you!"
>A Pony called out to you.
>"How're you walking around on two legs like that and not falling over?!"
>It's that little bitch Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. Wait. Can we still call them bitches? They're reformed right?
"Uhm...I just have great balance?"
4/
>>28356298
MAN I AM SOpeeved
>>28356088
"I don't want to set the world on fire."
>>28354189
>implying anyone reads the OP except autistics
>implying Glimglim (old or nu) would ever love an autist
>>28356301
He's alive!
>>28356316
language, anon
>>28356301
>>28356301
>They whisper to each other while still watching you closely.
>"Are you new to Ponyville? Where are you from?
>Silver Spoon smiles warmly at you. Always the best filly that one.
"A-actually yeah! I am. I'm looking for an old friend of mines! Maybe you've heard of her?"
>Diamond turns her nose up proudly.
>"Hmph! Of course I probably have! I know EVERYPONY. It's important for the future mayor of this town to have such knowledge of course!"
>Fucking puh-leez.
>"What's her name?"
>You rub the back of your Horse Mask
"Starlight Glimmer?"
>They both gasp, and look at each other.
>Can we get this shit moving? God, is everyone so melodramatic?
>The fillies flank both your sides.
>"You're friends with Princess Twilght Sparkle's Student?! OH EM GEE."
>"Are you an old flame or something?!"
>You groan.
"Before you go into the cliche freak out or whatever, can you first tell me if you've seen her?"
>"Oh! Uh-"
>"We saw her a few minutes ago! She was being super sneaky, and was sweaty!"
"Is that so?"
>Looks like you found your colts who saw too much...err..Fillies.
>They lead you to Starlight's last known location all the while bombarding you with questions, and impressions they have of the unicorn. The usual. Shit you don't care about. You're doing this for the money, and freedom from Friendship lessons.
>The boring girltalk leads you to a run-down building, with a tacked on sign.
"The Magic Suite?"
>Silver Spoon looks the place over.
>"I've never knew about this place before. Wonder what they do here?"
>"I bet it's like a LARP club for Unicorns. They like that sort of thing. Are you her LARP buddy or something new pony?"
>Ignoring her question you proceed to enter the building, Fillies in tow.
"Whoa, whoa. Wait a sec girls. This is a solo act from here on out."
>"What? Why?"
>"Do you know who my daddy is?! You can't refuse me!"
>You sigh loudly, and roll your eyes.
5/
>>28356462
"Actually, I don't care. I'm not a hero, or some type of chivalrous knight or shit like that. You see something in there that gives you PTSD or whatever, don't blame me."
>Thought there was gonna be some type of argument or something to make them not want to come? Nope. They don't know who you are!
>They giggle, and trot n place.
"Moving on-"
>You go inside, and find the interior dirty and empty, save for a door on the other side of the room.
>Dim light peeks from underneath upon closer inspection.
>"Th-this is getting scary..."
>"This isn't scary! Stop being a baby! We're adults!"
"Shh!"
>You put your ear on the door, and hear thumping music?
"Something is going on inside."
>"L-Like what?!"
>How did you gain two sidekicks for this?
>You grab the knob, and turn it slowly, looking through the crack.
>You see some movement, but can't make out what it is. The music is more clear now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8dMluK-7E4
"Oh, what the fuck is this-"
>You open the door completely, and find a complete red hall, and Ponies dancing further down.
>"What is this place?!?"
>"And why does it smell...rusty?"
>Someone's never smelled dry cum before.
>It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's going on here.
>The three of you go through, and proceed down the hall until you get to a dance floor. Not just any Dance floor though.
>The place is filled with Ponies decked out in Gimp gear. Some are dancing in cages hoisted above.
>"Hey bud-"
>A big burly unicorn stallion approaches the three of you.
>"If you plan to bring Fillies in here, you gotta collar em. Dem's the rules."
>He magically snaps two spiked collars around DT, and Silver Spoon, much to their surprise, and levitates the respective leashes into your hands.
>"Have fun, and welcome to "the Magic Suite"."
>He turns to walk away, and only then do you notice the tickler plug combo sticking out of his ass.
"Da fuck."
>"Take this collar off me this instant! Do they know who my Daddy is?"
6/
>>28356573
This is not how I expected this to turn ou.But go on.
>>28356573
>collared fillies
this gonna be lewd
>>28356635
8 hour later bump
>>28358577
The board is so quiet these days
Literally it just speed up when a new ep airs
81 posters and only one guy giving content. Smgdh
>>28362068
Two, if you include drawfag
>>28362187
He didnt do Glim getting kicked by a nigga
>>28362777
yeah I want to see this Tbh
>>28362777
>>28362886
>>28362977
Yeah, the Anons on this board are sadists.
>>28363011
>Board
*Thread
Sorry
>>28363011
no I just think it would be funny
>>28362977
>>28363011
When did /mlp/ became such a gigantic pussy?, I seriously believed that
>rape
Was more than a joke, I love BDSM and this fandom has the biggest quantity of gore art I have seen (not my thing tho but still)
I cant even, I tho i was on /mlp/ not fucking ponychan
>>28363740
We don't like seeing the ones we love being tortured.
You have mental problems if you revel in the pain of others and would be actually willing to rape someone. That's sick.
>>28364332
So it was all a joke?
School shooters and murderers posted on this site, suicides and CP was shared on this board and you call me sick for wanting to rape a pony?
Thanks /mlp/ you rused me for 5 years making me feel welcome
Bumping again. This board has been moving pretty fast at night.
I want to sniff Old Glim's full, supple mane.
>>28364377
And then the psychos show up.
You can't have a nightmare... if you never dream
>>28365863
That is ugly as hell
Get fucking hype
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/09/my-little-pony-season-6-to-where-and.html
Part 1:
Without the help of Twilight Sparkle and the Mane Six, Starlight Glimmer assembles an unlikely team of heroes to defend Equestria from the return of one of its greatest threats.
Part 2:
Starlight Glimmer leads an unlikely squad of rescuers against one of the ponies' oldest and greatest foes in order to save her friends and Equestria.
>>28367283
Trixie is a sure member, right?
She's her bestie.
>>28367393
Probably, Trixie and Discord(VA confirmed it) and maybe Sunburst and Throax
>>28367283
S7 fucking confirmed, theres no way this will end fim
>>28367283
So many triggered people. So much shitposting. What's worse is I saw this as a plot for "nightmare sun" fake bullshit.
Fuck you. Fuck all of you. You did this. I hope you bastards get the chair.
>>28367422
Nah dude.
>>28367422
>the chair
Maybe the chair for"best taste" or greatest waifu ever chair!
It's all your guys' fault
>>28367422
>>28367942
>>28356573
MOAR
>>28367422
It's her time to shine!
Friendship lesson# 902
Spitters never win
>>28369310
RISE AND SHINE
>>28369330
NOW SWALLOW IT
>>28369330
SWALLOW
SWALLOW
SWALLOW
This honestly makes me wonder if I'm the only human male who dislikes fellatio.
The thought alone is a huge turn-off for me, and cum drink/play makes me gag.
>>28370080
you're faggot. go choke on a dick
>>28370080
>hates fellatio
>posts the biggest cumslut in equestria
>>28370080
I agree with the cum drinking part. It's fucking digusting and the threads about it were cancer.
>>28370129
But that's not Rarity. She's coated in the stuff!
God damn salts are everywhere its unbearable
>>28370171
If whomever sperm you're drinking tastes salty, tell him to eat more fruits.
I needed this kek. Thank you guys
>>28367283
I'm excited as hell. We need Haber to do a good job on this one.
>>28370189
Um... why the fuck do you know that?
>>28370339
I can't wait to see the waifu league: Dark
>>28370360
Not him but...
It's actually common knowledge, if you're an adult
>>28370376
Well then I gotta go buy some bananas.
I bet Big Macs cum tastes great then.
>>28370382
Pineapple works the best according to science.
New thread soon¿
>>28367283
I'm ready for the Glimmer Six.
>>28371260
I hope so
>>28371266
I'm ready for the Glimmer sex.
Oh, Starlight.
>>28372084
Me too, i like it when its not consented and hard on her anus while she screams
>>28370339
>We need Haber to do a good job on this one.
Might as well ask for pie in the sky.
>>28372204
A man can dream
>>28372192
What the fuck is wrong with you Glimmerfags? Are all of you sadists or is it one, really loud shithead?
>>28372275
Just a bantz bro
>>28372275
Are you the shimmerfag that always complains about being too rough with starlight?
Ok, we are kinda sadists you dont have to post that message everytime someone goes over the top
>>28372275
>complains about sadists
>on 4chan
Brutal rape?
https://derpibooru.org/1120191
so when are we going to get starlight being kicked by a black man?
>>28372391
Its rape only if theres penetration