You could have prevented this!

>>28278442
You monsters! We Ponkfags are just as mad about Glimmerposting as you are, let her go!

how fat are you two
go to the gym before you die please

>>28278442
Who the fuck is Isaac Clarke?

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>>28278450
You didn't say please

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>>28278442
>>28278459

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>>28278442
Do it, faggots.

>>28278459
Neither did you

>>28278442
Jokes on you, those are all worst pones

>>28278457
We are bulking up for the fasting we must do for when the fire rises. We are only big guys
4U

>>28278442
>Tfw Faustfag
I don't see any Fausticorns in that pile. Fire at will, sir and m'lady.

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>>28278466
We must abide by the dubs

>>28278457
This
Waifus cannot be killed by two hambeasts, especially not ones who own fucking steampunk goggles.

Just try and kill Fluttershy, I dare you. My waifu is too good for you.

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#RelationshipGoals

>>28278457
imagine those two fucking
the sound of flesh on flesh on flesh on flesh

>>28278483
>Obligatory suggestion to pay a visit to /fit/
You could be swolemates if you just commit. Consider it pls.

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>>28278489
You should have been kinder anon

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>>28278458
Nigga, do you live under a rock? Use Google.

>>28278442
kek not this shit again

>>28278508
We will take these suggestions to mind if need be.
We have a new hostage as well. You will see her soon

>T. The oldfag and /a/ alliance to save the pones
what did the pigs mean by this?

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>>28278483
I'm the guy who got the dubs. I'm waiting. Kill shit waifu already.

>>28278509
YOU should've eaten less McDonalds and exercised more. Loon at you, you're going to eat Flutters aswell, aren't you? Fat fucks.

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>>28278514

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>>28278509

Surprise mother fuckers! Cross thread attack! I'm here to show my autism is greater than yours, now put the plush back or I shoot your eyes out!

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>>28278533
dubs confirm

>>28278525
We need to finish getting the yellow one ready for consumption first

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>>28278551
Fucking knew it. Landwhales just can't help themselves. Enjoy the taste of minky and stuffing, you tumblr-tier steampunk katana-owning weeaboos.

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All you're holding hostage right now is a more attractive you and a chance of living a better life under all that fat, anons. But it's not too late, your veins are too young to be clogged up by the hamburger grease yet. You can change, but only if you start today. Make a difference in your life.
>>>/fit/

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>>28278567
Fuck you

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>>28278527
>>28278565
You are correct. The stuffing is so light and tender

>>28278442
holy shit you are fat as hell
use a fucking knife to kill them instead of the gun. at least that burns more calories

>>28278576
>>28278509
Our identity is confirmed. We are indeed Ausfags

>>28278576

You know what, I was gonna make another gun pointed at screen pic, but when I saw this I realised that you really were just that autistic. Like, it's not a fucking joke, you're really just like that.

You have my pity.

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>>28278576
Do you have fucking red contacts in? Jesus christ. How can one woman be this autistic?

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>mfw I can fight, have been in kickboxing and wrestling for over 6 years ever since I tried to get my life together. I am a huge nerd and considered weird as fuck but am fit and invoke fear upon the bully normies. Goals acomplished? What now?

>>28278576
are you going to continue or?

You know I would say I pity you. But it looks like you're in a happy relationship unlike most of these virgin cucks

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>>28278594
>what now?
>masterbating

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>>28278525
We apologize for taking so long.
The female hambeast took too long eating the shy one

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>>28278629
Works for me

>>28278634

Unless you plan to actually stab the damn thing, don't even fucking bother.

>>28278626
>implying they can find their genitals under all that flab
They've never fucked because it's physically impossible for them.

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>>28278657
Call the burn ward
Cuz someone just got burned

>>28278629
Would you rather something more appealing?

And since the goggles triggered the thread so much we kindly removed them

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>>28278672

>>28278677

That this shit got dubs makes me wonder what the fuck the wizards of 4chan are doing. Are they fucking drunk?

>>28278683
Yes

>>28278677
That poor little trident pony

>>28278677
I guess this is just /soc/ now
okay

>>28278442
I'll just call /k/ to take you down. BACK THE FUCK OFF.
please.

>>28278677
You know what this thread is missing?
>rape

>>28278699
FREE THE WAIFUS
SAVE THEIR LAIFUS

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>>28278701

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>>28278699
Bring it faggot

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>>28278717
>When op thinks we care
>op is irrelevant now

>>28278677
Put some makeup on.

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You'll never overcome
MY MAGIC

>>28278731
You asked nicely, now which pony shall sit in my cleavage?

>>28278731
Makeup can't cover fat bro.

>>28278731
Only fire can save us now
We must gather the lords of cinder

>>28278746
Lead and steel will defeat that magic any day

>>28278442
>Tfw my waifu is not in that pic
Sure, go ahead.

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>"Well I hope nobody's messing with my friends."

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>>28278731

>>28278762
Stfu dick body lookin mofo

>>28278762
Messing with? Too late. One has been eaten and one has had the literal stuffing taken out of her

>>28278762
>Discord snaps his talons.
>"Fixed."

>>28278767
Too Rad Cosplay, is that you?

>>28278717
Stop this right now.

>>28278442
This is neo-/mlp/ now oldfags, your culture is lost forever, give up and accept new ideas, stop being salty over season 3, >no hooves is no longer relevant, everyone here has it's own interest this is no longer a hugebox.

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>>28278784
I'm afraid the poor guy has no idea he's messing with a powerful, reality warping, demi-god, anon.

Wait till Discord throws him in puppet world.

>>28278795
>implying they wouldn't want that

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She is going to go onto her final journey. To stop her getting her wings. She will soon be only dreams and ashes

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Say your final farewells to the best unicorn that ever existed

>>28278833
Anon, we have Discord, Celestia and Luna on our side.
Trust me, nothing you could possibly do to her will ever be irreversible. You're just wasting money on plushies you could still cum onto.

>>28278846
Somebody gets it

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>>28278839
>Unicorn
>Twilight
Uhm, I have some news for you.

>>28278856
You idiot, let the oldfags roast her like the rest of the jews

>>28278856
>unicorn
>alic(coughshittyfuckpiceofcrap)orn

>>28278864
You understand our cause then. I hope you understand why we needed to sacrifice her then

>>28278867
That was no alicorn, anon. Keep up with us. You have a unicorn, in that microwave.

Not to mention, can microwawes burn plushies? There's no water in that.

>>28278872
Glitter on the wings and eyes sparked. It was a wonderful light show before my female hambeasts feast

>>28278882
>>28278867
>>28278833
>>28278634
Some Broken Matt Hardy shit right here. Have a (You)

>>28278882
Oh well, poor changeling.

>>28278867
Oh fuck no I'd still tap that

>>28278677
>>28278576
>>28278767
I don't know how your bf dragged you into this. I pity you

>>28278593
Not gonna deny she's a stupid fuck but

Have you never heard of red eye when taking pictures? It's a thing cameras do sometimes to your eyes

>>28278965
It's just pink eye don worry bout et

>>28278965
She's a weeaboo, it's more than likely that she bought red contacts for her naruto super special eyes cosplay.

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>>28278442
All dis needless chaos

>>28278972
>special eyes
MY BRAND!

>>28278442
Can you let Rarity go first at least, please? We have reservations at Autismia at eleven and I would really rather not be late.

Even with reservations it's hard to even sit down. Worse than Dorsia.

>>28278767
>>28278677
Fug, she may be thicc. But I would rather be those ponies right now.

>>28279001
>wanting to get lost in Toot Braunstein's fat folds
Those aren't breasts they're lard lumps.

>>28279009
>not realizing that tits are just fat
Found the virgin. She may be a big girl For you but she must have great tits.
Femanon if your here post a picture of your bra

>>28279016
>not realising that there's more to breasts than fat
I literally own a pair. OP is just a lardass. INB4 tits or gtfo, gender is relevant for once.

>>28279022
Confirmed for mantits

>>28279022
>>28279001
Maybe the two femanons should post tits or gtfo.

>>28278442
Why are there two copies of halo 3?

>>28279036
Math

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It seems you wish for lewd. I shall provide as all the waifus are dead and we need to find more.

So are you going to execute more ponies or what?

>>28279025
>implying
There's a difference between being skinny with DD cups and being a hambeast with F cups.

>>28279029
This rule applies when gender is not relevant to discussion. Currently we are discussing boobs, therefore owning a pair of your own is relevant to the discussion.

>>28279072
>It seems you wish for lewd. I shall provide
I see no lewd

It's easy, femanon. Just take off the shirt

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>>28279102
Is this doing it for you anon? My shirt is off like you asked

>>28279123
Now turn the camera around to face your chest

You should only be wearing a bra at this point

The picture you upload here should allow us to see your entire chest

>Have to give these detailed dick in ceiling fan instructions

>>28279131
Anon, how is she going to get a dick on a ceiling fan?

>>28279136
Sex toy? I dunno?

>>28279131
You think she will deliver?

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Like this?
>>28279131

>>28279160
Jesus christ what are you even doing. I came for a slightly comical hostage thread, not /soc/ 2.0 attention whoring

>>28279160
Getting warmer, now just lower the camera to where your nipples would be in the middle of the shot

Also nice cleavage dayum

>>28279160
>literally degrading yourself like this
I hope your friends find this

>>28279170
I think they actually killed the plushies and have run out of shit to do. Was slightly amusing when the guy was involved. The grill does seem retarded enough to cheat on him and show us her tits

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>complains about neo-/mlp/ in the OP
>posting literal /soc/ shit
hmm...

And this thread is ded.
I hope that anon kills this femanon

>>28279187
>Implying fast food isn't doing the job for him.

>>28279196
Kek.
I am guessing it is just femanon.
To those complaining about /soc/ we have a ditz that is posing for us. I say we go deeper.

Where is her boyfriend? Thread was much more funnier and cringe when he was here.

>>28279237
Probably fapping on /d/

>>28279216
But she's fat. Nobody except you wants to see her.

>>28279252
Most likely. What a weird couple. I hoped that more lulz would happen

>>28279041
So they already have halo 6? That's like skipping windows 10 and downloading windows 98.
smart

>>28278442
Okay

>>28278442
Nice air soft weapons faggots. You are both fat weaboos that should kill themselves.

>>28278442
noice /co/mlp/ post Op.