"Dies ist jetzt deutscher Lehm"-Ausgabe
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling
Written by Kevin Burke & Chris "Doc" Wyatt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dELIxZvCMzo
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4pk6ak
Friends Forever #31 (Rainbow Dash & Little Strongheart) still storytimed here!
>>28181264
>>28227407
Previous thread.
>not filly
>filly
>colt
>>28233422
HAUNTED FIRST POST
THIS GENERAL IS CURSED
>country filly
>>28233422
>>28233423
>>28233425
>>28233440
>>28233440
Fuck you, marker.
>>28233422
spoopy
>>28233452
>>28233422
Invisible filly
>>28233427
That cleavage is so deep there should be a lifeguard on duty.
>>28233449
>ぶぷっ
Goddammit.
>>28233463
Is everything a filly here?
>>28233485
everythingexcept you
>>28233485
It's fillies all the way down.
>>28233472
DON'T TAP THE GLASS!
>>28233484
>Bupu'
I guess it's supposed to mean boop and either he wrote it wrong or google can't understand it?
Satyr wants you to join in on the fun parade
>>28233525
I'm just laughing at the boop joke, anon.
Though now it kind of makes me curious as to how do Japanese actually call that concept.
>>28233525
>>28233547
Well, Japanese phonics, u is as oo, though it's often truncated, so I'd probably make it an extended sound (~), but then too, he's using hiragana and not katakana (which you'd use for loanwords)
Anyway, there's probably approximate onomatopoeia, but I dunno Japanese ones well enough to tell you what the equivalent would be
All in allit's just a joke bro
>>28233527
Are they parading to where the fun is? Or is it the parade itself that is fun?
>>28233606
The parade of course!
>>28233527
Trimmings a cute.
>>28233438
>white
https://derpibooru.org/1231224
>>28233438
Argentina es mierda
This is no place for a filly.
>>28233671
Kinda funny how that works.
Like, Simpsons are all white despite being fucking yellow. Meanwhile, most anime characters are Japanese even if they look nothing like Japanese themselves.
In a world where Simpsons isn't about Asian USA and anime isn't about European people calling themselves funny names, I think I can accept Argentina as white.
>>28233745
Does that make Zecora half black half white?
>>28233755
Nah, she's black with white stripes.
Geez, it's like you haven't even seen Madagascar...
>>28233745
Most people down here are black on the inside.
>>28233755
She's just shades of grey, anon
>>28233428
Colt kisses
Never give a colt your back, for he will backstab you at the most inopportune moment.
>>28233812
I will give a colt my backfor a piggyback ride
>>28233793
How much of Ponyville will Discord get into the D&D session?
If we bet on him transforming the whole town, could Zecora possible get involved?
As a quest giver, per chance?
>>28233829
Why do you do this to me
Now I'm going to be disappointed when the inevitable happens and Zecora isn't in the episode
>>28233812
Stab me with what?
>>28233837
If the writer of this episode has any experience with PnP gaming at all, she must have seen Zecora as an obvious inclusion since she pretty much acts like a PnP character in the show itself.
You must believe, anon. Not in yourself, not in your waifu, but in the geeky-ness of the writing team being up to par.
>>28233829
that pic is great, how have I never seen that before?
>>28233870
I don't have any doubts about their geekiness, I just have doubts about them actually remembering that Zecora exists
>>28233879
It's relatively recent (late July).
Because if there's one thing people around ponies are good at, it's flooding places like Deviantart with gigabytes of horses on a daily basis.
Man, I jerked off to ponies for the first time today. Didn't think it'd happen, but it did.
>>28233908
Celestia is the prettiest of pink princesses.
>>28233671
>>28233717
please don't be mean with my filly waifu
>>28233919
congrats
>>28233926
thanks man
>>28233919
Welcome to the club, man.
It took yours truly 4 years, how long did you last?
>>28233919
Welcome to MLPG, Anon.I actually wanted to post the "Not sure if you'd... fit in" comic but I can't find it
>>28233940
I've been watching this dumb show since shortly after it first aired, so about 5 years I guess.
Felt pretty wrong, gross and great at the same time. Hail Satan.
>>28233971
>>28233919
>>28233920
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
no
>>28233919
Well, what pony was it to?
>>28233994
Yes, thank you Anon
>>28233996
>unnecessary princess
>>28233994
>old archive
>>28234005
Not even best pone
>>28234021
it shall live forever in our hearts
>>28233925
Even nyx would be a better option
Satyr wants out of her dead end job, when it gets dark all she sees is apples.
>>28234036
Like the weekend?
>waifuing fillies
>>28234066
TOO SOON
>>28234066
>>28234066
>>28234079
>>28234088
I think I'm missing something here
>>28234051
Has she applied anywhere?
>>28233985
How the fuck did you manage to wade through all this smut for half a decade and never crumble until now?
>>28234099
NEETs will never understand.
It's Monday, anon.
>>28234120
But I'm not a NEET
>>28234106
The FBI and the circus, but she's got a feeling neither of those will get back to her.
>>28234147
>that filename
>>28234177
I laughed when I first saw that
>>28234177
was that guy arrested for cooking meth or something like that?
>>28234177
Would Rust believe in the power of friendship or would he go on a euphoric monologue about how it's all an illusion n shit
>>28234116
I have no idea mang, I just snapped. I've always seen them as cute little things to watch when I couldn't think of anything else to do, and bullshitting about it on here is a good timewaster.
It's mostly cos I was rewatching the ep with fleur de lis I couldn't help thinking she was kinda hot (for a cartoon horse)!
Then I started noticing how the other pone actually looked pretty good too and that's where it went wrong for me.
Changelings all look the same to me
>>28234240
>(for a cartoon horse)!
>>28234246
Racist.
>>28234327
NOI
>>28234327
sweetie belle!
>>28233427>Daddy!
>>28233715That's what I thought at first, but it's another OC
>"AND I SAY BE GONE, DEMONS!"
>"LEAVE THIS BREAD, DEVIL!!"
>>28234380
>she will never exorcise your dick
Evening, dorks. How are things dorkin' this fine day?
1-3: vidya
4-6: pone
7-9: draw
0/dubs: clean
>>28234442
Filly needs to stop being such a vixen
>>28234442
dorkin' okay
>>28234493
have fun there pardner
>>28233671
>>28233717
rude
>>28234493
stram vidya
>>28234508
>Posting psuedo black alicorn
Filly is talking a big game to try to impress you.It'd be best to humor her, who knows, the Grove Street Family might be a real gang.
Boop the drake.
>>28234659
Caldari a shit
>>28234683
Who?
>>28234683
>Flyingtosser
>Any right to talk about taste
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
uh oh
FIRST ONE TO BOOP GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
>>28234787
10 lashes each
followed by assigned breeding partners
glory to equestria
The fillies will fight you for as long as it takes Anon!
To the bitter end!
>>28234795
>>28234929
Spike's a dragon anon.
>>28234929
what colt does that colt love
>>28234929
It hurts
>>28234929
>thorax's first disguise on a whim is a teen colt
Is he like just a little above Spike/CMC's age or something?
>>28234991
Colt's don't love dragons, anon.
That would be bestiality.
>>28234929
was his model purposefully a little off cause he was a changerino? cause it seemed like it
>>28235009
No he's just lanky, adolescent colt like ugly slav filly.
>>28234999
I think it was just a random disguise
>>28234998
>If you slow it down, you can pinpoint the very instant his heart breaks in two
>>28234995
That ball is in the air
Be the artist, draw a thing, and make your own fanon real.
>>28235040
Be him changeling or pony, Thorax is truly the purest dude on the show.
Nyx is pegging your waifu.
>>28235134
I want to protect him
>>28235148
Nyx is pegging Thorax.
>>28235137
Ask nyx to stop masturbating.
>>28235159
It's not masturbation if a changeling takes your apperance.
>>28235148
His smile is a national treasure.
>>28235189
How can one bughorse be so cute
Would you tuck in adrakeafter you got done with a hard day's work in the gem mines?
Pony is a gay retard
>>28235199
Nyx resents that.
Please place the changeling in the changeling disposal chute.
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/news/dungeons-dragons-teams-my-little-pony
>>28235279
>Pinkie
>not a bard
>>28235279
I've officially sworn off shirts. I'd get this as a poster though.
>>28235279
>Dash is a dickass thief
Well, that checks out I guess.
What's Rarity supposed to be? A different flavor of caster?Oh my god they used the same vector for Ponk and Fluttershy.
>>28235322
Teeth are different, eyes are different, arms are different.
>wake up next to this
What would you do?
>>28235454
>>28235454
does she want to
you know
>>28233793
-.-
>>28235454
Play for her the song of my people
>>28235454
Cuddle the fuck out of her, finally die happy.
>>28235519
Please do not die in front of the ponies.
>>28235454
Awkwardly explain why I sleep with a stuffed Applejack.
would she be a good cuddle horse?
>>28235539
That's basically the only thing she is good for
>>28235539
I want to grope her butt
>>28235539
Well, yeah. It's Fluttershy.
>>28235573
but what if it was a cuddle competition?
Neigh
>>28235573
>>28235593
Then I get TWO cute and cuddly mares to cuddle.
>>28235639
whinny
>>28235645
I heartily agree
filly is going to grow out her tuft
>>28235697
But that will drive the colts into a riotous lust! They aren't mentally equipped to handle tufts yet.
>>28235593
Why is Dash pointing to her open mouth in an inviting sort of way like that?
be comfy with the pon
>>28235716
If you would watch a movie right now with your comfy pony of choice, what would you watch?
Filly want to be a human
>>28235711
maybe she's thirsty
>>28235724
her sextape
>>28235725
Stop her, humans aren't cute
>>28235725
Filly made a good decision
Is there a certain pony that calms you down, MLPG?
>>28235753
Thinking of Applejack always improves my mood, personally.Except when that's followed by how disappointed in me she'd be if she were real.
>>28235754
is it weird if i find those little mosquito bites cute
>>28235754
What if filly wanted to become a human stallion?
>>28235753
Fluttershy makes me relax so much
>>28235753
Luna, no doubt. Mostly because I think of this piece from an anime I watched with her name in it: https://youtu.be/DEo-wJGsXeY
>>28235769
Yes
Fucking kill yourself
>>28235750
>>28235753
Clamjack
always clams me right down
>>28235754
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>28235753
Yes
Filly is mooning you again.
>>28235762
what an excellent choice
>>28235774
but anon its cute
>>28235790
Filly needs to stop unless she wants two fingers in the snatch
>>28235724
anal-fisting porn
>>28235771
I can definitely see that.
>>28235754
Suddenly thought of something.
When a girls breasts start coming in don't they get incredibly sore?
>>28235750
Alright
which of you fuckos gave cocaine to the CMC?
>>28235772
Luna's definitely a favorite of mine, too.That song's really pretty, dude. Is that show any good? I remember thinking the art looked really cool, but never saw it myself.
>>28235754I wish pony was more popular in Japan to get some quality loli art. Not even lewd, just cute would be enough.
>>28235869
EQG is already popular in japan and nobody give a shit.
>>28235845
Why are you asking a general full of men who are afraid to talk to girls about that? Ask your mom instead.
>>28235869
>Not even lewd, just cute would be enough.
My nigga.
Goodnight dorks.
>>28235869
>just cute would be enough.
my nigga
>>28235869
>>28235883
>>28235899
My niggas.
>>28235788
Sunburst was a cutie.
how do you own a pony plushie without revealing your power level
>>28235863
It's a real nice series if you don't mind the somewhat gloomy atmosphere and ths whole amnesia thing that comes with the main character. It's a revamped version of an older robot series Tatsunoko did back in the day, and I've rewatched it four times now. The art is stellar, the animation is smooth, the sound design is nice, and a lot of the characters are fleshed out enough to care. It's a sad and melancholic anime, but it still has that satisfying gleam of hope that draws you in. Definitely one of my top faves.
>>28235791
>>28235820
>>28235863
>>28235903
You're a treasure
>>28235910
I'm definitely fine with kinda gloomy shows - that kind of atmosphere can be really nice. I'm definitely gonna have to look this up.
>>28235904
You don't let anyone see it
>>28234177
>recounting of an event that happened in the early 2000's
>FiM blanket
>>28235921
>tfw no anime about the adventures of Gloomy and Marker
>>28235903
Do you wish for the Starburst ship to sail?
That was so much better than those bullshit "redemptions" they were handing out last season
>>28233527
what_a_shit
FUCK YEAH, PONIES!
>>28235945
No u
>>28235937
>female characters think having a bad childhood is a good excuse to be a villain
>male character doesn't
What did the writers mean by this?
I hate ponies.
>>28235980
What the fuck are you talking about
>>28235899
i want to sniff and lick that loli's butthole
>>28235985
That's nice Anon.
I want to be the little filly.
>>28235985
My daughteru isn't for sexual
>>28234066
I work at weekends anon, not missing it. I'm missing rest.
Would you let an Anon filly live in your house like a roomate?
>>28236001
there would be nothing sexual about it
it would be a simple clinical health check
my raging erection would stay within my pants
>>28236008
is he gonna pay his share or just do filly favors
>>28235931
nah, I don't remember feeling like there was much of a romance between them in the one episode they were together. I'm more partial to characters being friends rather than being romantically involved,especially between male and female characters. It seems like so often if a guy and a girl are close in a story, they HAVE to be lovers, so I like the occasions when they're just good friends instead.
Actually, was there anything between them in the background of the new episode? I wasn't paying close attention when I watched.
>>28236021
He pays you in filly things.
Lives like a neet.
Somehow got your steam account password.
>>28236024
They did greet each other, but other than that I don't think soYou have great taste, though
>>28236024
I don't think so.
*teleports behind pony*
I would like to combine Glimmer with my waifu and make a super waifu
>>28236017
By Celestia, what a creep
>>28236080who is your waifu
>>28236035
What's a filly thing?
>>28236096
Bush Cuddle
>>28236107
>Fusing her with Glimmers
Literally Ponie Sanders
>>28236131
I'm too stupid to understand political jokes
>>28236024
>spoiler
I agree on that, which is why mlp can be so nice in that regard
Filly wants to know why your thingie gets hard when you look at pictures of her and her friends and then you rub it and white stuff comes out.
>>28236131
But they're both cute ponies
Sanders isn't
>>28236140
It wasn't a good one
>>28236148
This is a cornet, filly.
>>28236148
Sometimes the whipped cream gets stuck and I gently shake the can to get more out
I wanna have a 3 way with Glimmer and Shimmer while Twilight watches from the corner, eating popcorn jealously
>>28236150
>>28236131
>August
>still talking about Bernie Sellout
You might as well be talking about Michael Dukakis.
>>28236150
>Glimmer
>cute
pick one
>>28236166
I pick Glimmer
>>28236156
Filly wants to play with your cornet. Would you let her put her lips on it?
>>28236162
Why would Twilight be jealous of ponies that had to steal her name to even be relevant?
>>28236150
I would care a lot more about politics if everyone running for office was a cute pony.I would vote for Harsh
>>28236172
>>28236168
She's trash
>>28236185
>being this wrong
>>28236171
>letting someone else put their lips on your instrument
Filly can get the fuck out of my house with that nonsense.
>>28236194
>voting for the mare that dyes her mane
Just think of what else she could be lying about. What if Mayor Mare isn't even her real name?
>>28236194
she's not even reading those scrolls. She's probably so intimidated by that fancy unicorn magic that she'd do anything to appease them
>>28236194
>still being wrong
>>28236210
>voting for a literal child
>>28236210
>voting for Pip
Little fucker couldn't even get a playground repaired without help
>>28236210
>voting for worst colt
>>28236210
Pip did nothing wrong.
>>28236227
I don't remember Snips or Snails running.
>>28236024
thats because guys and girls can rarely be friends without some kind of inevitable sexual tension
>>28236227
>worst colt
>>28236210
>voring for a ponelet
>>28236236
Say that to my face, fucker.
>>28236237
Dude what
>>28236253
they should just combine them into one megabad colt
Snaips
>>28236240
>ponelet
He is a child.
shining armor guard gangbang
>>28236258
And they'd still be cuter than you will ever be.
>>28236080
>>28236107
I did what I could? I think she looks pretty neat
>>28236194
Look at that adorable horse, she is IN HER ELEMENT
>>28236258
But Alan Rickman is dead.
>>28236254
why are you even shitposting about that
its how life usually goes
>>28236278
She kinda reminds me of that one scientist clone in Orphan Black
>>28236240
I want to sit on tiny horses with Celestia and laugh at them
>>28236295
Stop watching romcoms and go outside every once in a while
most people don't want to bone everyone they know
>>28236278
Not sure on those colors, but that jacket makes her extra cute
>>28236278
She's super cute and I want to cuddle her. I also like her little jacket.Thanks Goat.
>>28236304
One day the tiny horses will rise up and take over. Just you wait.
>>28236313
I'm super-tired right now and maybe designing things isn't something I should be trying, oops
>>28236316you're welcome! Glad you like it
>>28236323
The ponelet rebellion will never happen
>>28236300
what do stallion and filly hang out for
>>28236300
>>28236278
She reminds me of a friend I used to hang out with
>>28236332waka waka waka
>>28236300
>>28236337
Should I call the pony police?
>>28236323
Do beta horses start making frog croaks instead of neighing?
>>28236336
Someone has to protect her.
>>28236346
there is no age of consent in equestria, so no
just leave that age difference couple alone
>>28236341
I'm actually jealous.
>>28236309
why do you think the term beta male exists anon
or orbiters
>>28236341
>being friends with a horse
>>28236354
I really wouldn't trust a stallion with a cherry cutie mark to be anywhere near my filly.
>>28236362
What the fuck is an orbiter?
>>28236367
Oh my.
>>28236376
dude what
>>28236278
she seems like a very interesting horse
wew
https://derpibooru.org/1231624
>>28236376
An orbiter is, as the name suggests, one who "orbits" any person. Usually out of some misguided belief that by being near their orbitee they will by osmosis receive some form of popularity, accolade, or poon. These individuals are generally too far gone to be saved, barring cataclysmic shunning by the one they orbit and their group.
>you will never protect NOI
>>28236407
Oh.
>>28236407
Like Silver Spoon?
>>28236419
Silver Spoon is an enabler.
>>28236341
Gypsy were all your friends hippies too?
>>28236425
Never post again
>>28236425
I can get behind this
>>28236445
Never post again
>>28236455
I'm gonna.
Only little fillies ship things.
>>28236471
you better not
>>28236445
I can get behind Crystal Hoof
>>28236404
>i'll never breed a mare like that
I want to die
>>28236472
Filly ships herself withcolt
>>28236472
>not being a filly
Why are you watching a show for little fillies?
what are some downsides of being a pony?
>>28236535
Uh, having to be just one breed of pony and not knowing what its like to be the others?
>>28236535
There are none
You will get tired of fillies someday.
>>28236556
That's why unicorns are the best, objectively, you can learn magic that will allow you to walk on clouds, fly, or teleport so you can get up to speed with pegasi and their flying
Earth ponies are shit, unicorn and pegasi master race
makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
>>28236583
It was a fun cup
>>28236593
RAPE caused so much butthurt it's amazing.
Did he manage to pull that off around three times?
>>28236605
Yeah
>>28236605
And at least one or more last-second goal to put the team out of sudden death. I think /m/ got super salty about that literal last-second goal.
>>28236531
is that man making love to a pony?
>>28236638
They're just wrestling
>>28236583
>>28236593
>>28236613
>cheering for a bunch of people that wanted to steal and ban this general
Go die in the fire
>>28236613
ive been listening to this while watching this amazing plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFX8eaB1jo
>>28236638
You mean you don't? Why do you neglect her so?
>>28236665
my pony says she doesn't know how to remove her concealment spell
>>28236673
So? It's just a concealment spell, anon. Feel around and give her a good time.
>>28236677
I don't see anything
>So what do you like to do for fun?
>>28236665
I wish i could like that artist, the porportions are so off most of the time
>>28236583
>>28236593
>>28236605
>>28236613
Best moment in the cup right here.
https://youtu.be/7KJsct3TIqE?t=42m48s
>>28236686
watch starship troopers
>>28236690
Please use the thread that was made for you
>>28235832
>>28236690
>OH GOD IT'S RAPE
Every time
>>28236716
hey cry about it
>>28236727
anon be nice, you could even make a new friend!
>>28236727
It has nothing to do with pony and you guys steal asset from this general, so fuck off to your general
>>28235832
>>28236736
why dont you cry about it
>>28236736
Have you ever considered learning how to talk in English properly?
>>28236716
>>28236736
Please use the thread that was made for you
>>28077223
>>28236747
He's literally retarded
>>28236745
>>28236747
Why don't you talk about ponies instead of bringing retarded crap that has nothing to do with ponies and has their own thread? I suggest you use it.
>>28235832
>>28236771
>Derpy will never try to seduce you
>>28236764
Seems like it.
>>28236771
keep crying
>>28236788
This is starting to look like you're not making a new friend at all
>>28236785
I mean, he's been here for like three years and he still can't write one single sentence without making some grade-school level mistake
He actually has to be retarded
>>28236796
>manually spamming
>>28236802
Twilie how do I make friends? Touching ponies on the butt doesnt seem to work for me like it does for you.
>>28236810
It's actually kind of cute in an abstract kind of way
>>28236806
He's from Argentina.
>>28236812
maybe your technique is bad
>>28236802
They would rather shitpost about a fake game that has nothing to do with ponies instead of discussing about ponies.
>>28236818
And he's been posting on an English website almost non-stop for three years
>>28236818
Don't associate my shithole with that retard.
>>28236836
Fuck off BEA
>>28236836
Argentina can't be that bad.
>>28236846
>>28236818
Hey, I don't know if he is from there but not all of us are that bad ;_;
>>28236278
Dang, that's a pretty horse.I like her better than either one alone.
>>28236860
And you guys think you're white.
>>28236860
I'm sure you're all very nice people.
You guys also have a cute mascot pony.
>>28236872
>implying she doesn't shitpost in MLPG
>>28236876
I dont know if linking to something 4 years was on purpose but I had a giggle.
>>28236860
Most Argentinians are shitposters, you'll realize it someday. Just let it flow through your veins and unlock your true potential, paisano.
>>28236889
>it just says >Fleshlights
I had a hearty laugh
>>28236889
>it was a MLPG thread too
>>28236869
That's mostly a meme, we don't truly think that. Our skin might look a litter lighter than our neighbours in the north but that's as far as it gets.
>>28236924
little*
>>28236912
I am in disbelief
>>28236895
That country OC is really cute DESU
>>28237043
Too bad she's not white.
>>28237050
Neither is Celestia but no one complains about it.
>>28237057
Who?
I want to lewd the Daapi
>>28236747
that pony is really attractive
what is her fan name?
>>28237057
CELESTIA IS WHITE
>>28237069
Sweet Biscuit
what made of "curse words" would you teach the ponies?
>>28237112peeved
>>28237112
Snapbiscuit.
Fudgemuffins.Rats.
It's all about inflection. Anything can be a swear.
>>28237127
I like snapbiscuits
I could see Fluttershy saying it
I would Sunglim.
>>28237158
the center pony should really have 3 horns
>>28237075
>pinkie eating under the table gum
ew ew ew
>>28237161
There one between her legs
>>28237161
The centre pony should be a picture of poo
>>28237112
CUNT
FUCK
NIGGER
SHITFART
>>28237161The other two are between her legs.
>>28237166
your waifu is kind of gross, gonna have to live with it
>>28237050
>>28237075
All the princess are white
>>28237180
I love her anyways
>>28237173
Smack the pony
>>28237209
I want to know what her workout routine is
>>28237205
BEA looks out of place.
>>28237225
3000 Reps of bringing a cola bottle to her mouth.
Also a shitload of sex. It's great cardio.
>>28237225
she does yoga
and has sex 14 hours a day
>>28237214
right on the crotch
t-that'll teach her
>>28237234
>>28237236
do they have to shoot the episodes around when she's not fucking?
Fluttershy is my waifu
>>28237247
>waifuing worst pony
Why?
>>28236818
Not that guy but, I was thinking about making my first greentext one of these days. I'm from the same place that Anon is and, I don't feel confident about my english right now so I may give it a second thought. The problem is I can't judge my own skills, besides, it's been some time since I have wrote in these words.
Still, I'm looking forward to improving my current english level. Perhaps someone else does have a few tips to share about the subject with another not-native speaking anon such as myself? I have heard watching movies with english subtitles helps.
To be honest, I rarely post anything. I'm mostly a silent lurker that enjoys the board but, seeing how the board activity declined over the years, I started to hesitate whether or not it was a good idea to contribute with content. I have a few fresh new ideas coming from some sharp corners that were never explored by the usual writers or at least not well enough for my own taste.
>>28237214
pony is ready for her spanking
>>28237243
they can usually get by with a plug and a couple remote vibrators during shooting
>>28237253
Whatever, BEA.
>>28237262
>implying half of ponk's scenes aren't just CGI
You just know she's busy getting off.
>>28237252
She is soft and quiet and kind.
And there is no such thing as worst pony.
Anoink! Oink oink! It's moink! Roinkboink Dash! Helpoink oink moink!
>>28237283
Sure there is, and you posted her. You just wanted a doormat for a waifu.
>>28237209
What a messy horse.
>>28237253
you can always ask for someone to read through and edit. I mean besides replacing 'since I have wrote' with 'since I've written' (and that's mostly just preference), everything you have there looks good.
>>28237271
>half
okay maybe like a fourth
and some generous usage of stunt doubles
>>28237112
Son of aloving pair of parents
>>28237301
Pinkie and Dash get up to all sorts of fun together!
>>28237297
>>28237300
Why be needlessly rude and mean to cutest pony?
>>28237319
>enema accident
>not 'shit eating grin'
>>28237323
they are threatened by her cuteness
>>28237287
What did Zecora do to poor Rainbow?!
>>28237336
nice fanfiction reddit
Filly is trying to shadow of colossus you.
That tattoo isn't so cool now is it?
>>28237306
Luckily, the clone they kept alive was "defective", in that it had zero libido. They use her for all of Pinkie's lines now. Matter of fact, they replaced Pinkie with her, after that Party Cannon dildo accident.
>>28237363
she's just kind of humming the music
it's kind of cute
>>28237158
>Twi + Glimmy
Her eyes say "yes" but her bangs say "kill me"
>>28237393
that wasn't an accident
>>28237403
No, the accident was that it deposited the entire payload so far into her butt that she was put into traction. She poops in a bag now.Still claims it was worth it.
>>28237403
Sure it is
>rape
>>28237283
True that
gonna stream in a bit, just gonna work on some commissions and old requests inbetween
I'll link it when I start
My filly senses are telling me there are fillies nearby.
>>28237544
nice
>>28237544
i need cheerleader celestia in my life senpai
>>28237555
the nearby fillies remind you that there's no such thing as filly sense
I want to cider with pony.
go to sleep mlpg
>>28237612
>That sloppy stitching
There are 6 year olds in China that could do better
>>28237640
>>28237670
no stop that pony
those are her snooze panties
>"God damn it! Stop- stop trying to rape me! FUCK!"
>Pony abandons trying to wiggle the doorknob open and leaps out of the way of the overweight anon stumbling awkwardly after her.
>His arms close around empty air and he huffs awkwardly after her while trying to conceal the boner protruding obscenely out of his sweatpants.
>Pony bangs on your window with her forehoof as she dashes past, shouting: "God damn it Anon, get him to stop!"
>She completes her dash around the house by leaping out of the bushes onto the welcome mat where she immediately begins fumbling with the keys in her mouth again.
>She's trying to jam the key awkwardly into the lock, with little success when the obese anon comes slouching out of the bushes after her, stubby boner poking through the thin fabric of his stained pants like a xenomorph.
>"GHD DHMN HHT HNHNN!" Pony spits out the keys and dashes around to the backyard again.
>The anon wheezes, wipes some sweat off his forehead, and bumbles after her.
>>28237711
This is gross and kinda hot all at once, why
>>28237720
well i was going for humor so i think i failed
>>28237732
I thought it was funny
>>28237711
why doesn't she just kick him in the face
>>28237670
>you will never go around putting panties on sleeping ponies
>>28237763
anons are an endangered species in equestria now that the human war is over, and are subject to an attempted breeding program to avoid outright extinction. this program has ran into several hurdles, not least of which is the relative paucity of females to males (another bizarre and seemingly counter-productive element of anon culture from the perspective of pony scientists) but actually also seem to prefer ponies to other anons as mates.
>>28237787
could you do me a solid and not post child pornography here
>>28237787
Delete this
Not because it's loli but because it's not pony related
>>28237813
NOI
>>28237787
>>>/a/
>>28237813
Fluttershy isn't pony related anymore?
>>28237838
>responding
>>28237838
At that stage it isn't even Fluttershy anymore, it's Generic Loli #54.
Fuck off back to /e/
>>28237787
BRUH
>>28237787
>>28237787
Well I suppose there's nothing wrong with a bedtime fap
*sharts*
>>28237856
But NOI isn't a bait poster, she is a nice filly with a los of psychiatric issues
Child pornography is morally reprehensible and anybody who condones it is a horrible individual.
>>28237878
>anon opens the blinds, slowly, expecting to see an anxious princess celestia trying to push her snout up against the glass to see if he's made any friends today.
>it's just this guy staring in
>"friday night, mother fucker"
>"it's monday"
Anyone up? Tantabus raid opening in half an hour.
>>28237911
i tried joining the 4chan guild on crystal empire but they called me a cuck for playing as a zebra and i think they might all be nazis (??)
>>28237898
what about drawings? are drawings morally reprehensible?
>>28237922
i don't know or care, but i'd rather it not be posted here all the same
post horses
>>28237911
I haven't activated my almonds yet in that pre-requisite questline, sorry.
So whats new today?
>>28237937
I have the cooking skill cap anon I can help you with that but I need a yard of feta cheese.
>>28237937
>implying she didn't spend all her time erping the zone and making huge ingame buck for it
>>28237937
>int 14 on a rogue
>put any points into strength at all
did you roll for fucking stats you pleb
>>28237931
if you care so much about what's posted in this thread, you can apply to become a mod
>>28237948
nothin
still celebrating the cup victory
Pony ruba herself wildly against her pillow, thinking of your incredibly powerful and intoxicating human musk.Elon Musk to be precise. She can't stop thinking about him.
>>28237948
salt minin'
Pony promises to put your enemies first against the wall if you help her win world domination.
>>28237972
I'm already putting pony up against the wall even as she's talking. Stop struggling little pony.
>>28237102
she's so pretty
>>28237972
Chrysalis?
>>28237937
>int 14
>str 12
>con 8
Rarity is a fucking drain on the party, just kill her and reroll.
>>28237983
Please do not put the ponies up against the wall. They are very little.
please don't roll for your stats. if your dm asks you to do so, it's moral duty to just keep rerolling for weeks until you get all 20's just to spite his dumb ass
filly rolled a 20 for initiative
>>28238002
>>28237956
>powerplayers
I bet you play 3.5 wizards and clerics don't you.
IT'S CALLED ROLE-PLAYING
>>28238017
i don't play a trash system like 3.5, specifically because their balance is so trash
and rarity's a much better character when she isn't just a loot-carrier for wizard twilight!
>>28238017
Numbers aren't role playing.
You are bad and your character is bad.
>>28238017
True Anon, but there's minmaxing and then there's at least trying to have decent stats.
Rarity's stats for a rogue are god-awful for no reason.
>>28237813
How many NOIs exist in equestria?
What's the more satisfying afterglow?
Digesting the cup's mountains of salt or a night of rough hoof holding from your waifu?
yfw celestia is a ponelet compared to discord
>>28238040
>Rarity, anxiously: "I could sneak around the back with a silence spell and take a stab at-"
>Twilight, rocketing straight up 30 feet and over 10, eyes glowing, covered in a sheet of wards and status effects, a different elemental beam erupting from each hoof while a chorus of angels sounds: "No, I think I got this."
>>28238061
Looking forward to this Saturday, Discord is always a ton of fun.
>>28238061
I want to steal her tail.
>>28238080
I want to steal her
>>28238061
Whoa that was close.
It almost looked like celestia might have actually been talking, but we all know that's just a myth
>>28238061
that's because discord is a fucking lanklet
>>28238080
what would you do with such a beautiful and lovely item that smells of her
>>28238096
I like this guys art.
>>28238096
celly's ass never fails to turn me on and make me think of shoving my face in it
>>28238096
Make it into a hat.
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
DRAWSTREAM IS GO
just gonna do some warmup stuff then start on pon
>>28238112
yiss
more demonmare
>>28238112
i want to tenderly fuck this weird dog
>>28238112
Why is the demon horse sad?
Does she want to seduce me again? That always cheers her up
>>28238112
It's already shit.
Cute OCs.
>>28238171
>>28238171
I really like the mlpg mascots. Including Archie if she's not too dead to count.
>the buzzing fillywings make
>>28238174
Hey that blue one looks so cool, I bet she's really awesome!
>>28238174
>OCs made from OCs of anthropomorphed OCs of Lauren Faust.
>>28238181
>you'll never gently grab a filly's fluttering wing and feel it tug against your grip very slightly.
>filly shouts "dicks out for anonbe"
little pony
>>28238182
>thinks the blue one is cool
>she has a fucking rainbow mane
That's fucking middle school deviantart tier OC shit right there. There's no way they'd do something like that in the show, dipshit.
>>28238204
I want to wipe up my cum with that piece of paper
>>28238219
GET THE FUCK INTO BIOLOGY
>>28238223
i'd study pony's biology, if you get what i mean
>>28238204
is that pony comprised of smaller ponies
>The student nodded more than a little sadly. "You're probably right. I think I'm starting to get why Twilight might've let her scientific curiosity carry her away…" With a blink of her horn, the bowl of cum vanished from sight.
>"Wh-What'd you do with it?" I had to ask.
>"Teleported it to my bathtub. …I've got the spatial coordinates of my house's drains memorized."
>"That… sounds like something I should avoid asking why."
celestia foodscat
>>28238229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5HcsoDB_qQ
>>28238229
abuse teleport mechanics, teleport pony into cum-bowl, teleport cum bowl inside pony, create erlenmeyer cum flask
>>28238223
>>28238232
i loved this so much, too bad it never took off
>>28238236
you're not a magic pony so you can't teleport the pony
also I think you're thinking of a klien bottle
>>28238237
need some help?
>>28238244
curl into fetal position and cry because i am not magic and also forgot that it was called a klein bottle
>>28238243
why is nightmare moon such a small pony
>>28238245
ponis too cute i cannot handle it
>>28238248
zebra takes pity on you and offers you a cup of infinite stallion spunk
filly says you need to get another refridgerator
>>28238260
ugh, and the pegasuses filled up the one in the garage
these ponies need to learn how to distribute their resources more effectively
this stockpiling is getting out of hand
>>28238238
Stop right there
diamond
tiara
fillydom
>>28238267
is that.. .butter?
>>28238283seventy gallons of frozen breastmilk
>>28238251
Because that makes her more adorable
>>28238286
>nobody will ever draw Redheart fanart ever again
>>28238287
pony no
>>28238112
GIRLS DONT HAVE SACKS
>>28238293
The chubby nurse is better.
>>28238298
this one has a knot too
>>28238293
you can request you know
>>28238287
But she's not even a mother...
>>28238307
And she has no intention of becoming one either!
>>28238293
I still can't believe she's dead.
>>28238308That Flitter is disgusting
>>28238313
because she's missing her giant dick?
you can still pretend it's there and just getting shoved up against Rumble
>>28238324
No. She just looks gross.
>>28238328
oh
sorry
Why are you people obsessed with giving the pretty mares dicks?
>rose doesnt like dog dicks
dreams crushed
>>28238335
It's okay. I forgive you.
>>28238336
I want to give the pretty mares big dicks so that they can put their dicks in me
>>28238346
Dog dicks are pretty gross.
>>28238351
>implying you don't want to take the knot
>>28238351
DOG DICKS ARE THE BEST
>>28238352
Female diamond dogs only.
>>28238357
Stop lying.
>>28238361
yeah i want to cuddle love and breed a diamond dog bitch
but sometimes the knot doesn't sound too bad
Dragon dicks > horsecocks > human penises > dog dongs
>Faust sets up a unique fantasy-themed world with different and diverse races, many of which have inspirations or backgrounds in Earth civilisations
>MLPG just wants to talk about their junk
>>28238373
close, but the only time a dragon dick surpasses a horsecock is when the dragon shape-shifts so they have a really big horsecock
>>28238373
>dragon dicks better than horse dicks
>>28238357
Its a dick made for raping. Once the dick knotted, the mare can't escape
>>28238373
it's horsecocks > dragon dicks = dog dongs > human penises
faggot
>>28238374
Now that you mention it it seems pretty strange we're getting a fantasy RPG episode, I guess to them it isn't really fantasy.
>>28238112
NOBBY DRAW CELESTIA CELESTIAING
>>28238389
How about an erotic fantasy RPG?
>>28238396
I'm sure Lyra has some ideas.
>>28238374
It's downright unbelievable how cheap talk about this shit is.
>>28238239
>>28238232
These guys are alright
Let nobody say otherwise
>>28238377
>goth pony
>eyeliner
i want this pony, carnally
>>28238396
>pony F.A.T.A.L.
Better roll for anal circumference for that giant princessdick coming at you!
a filly is in your bed
what do
>>28238406
But does pony want you?
>>28238424
Get in with filly
Filly keeps making comments during the movie.
>>28238373
>dragon dong
>any better than the majestic horsedong
Your opinion is so wrong I actually dug up a dragon singing a song about how horsecock is the best possible cock.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
>>28238424
find out what she did with the stallion that's supposed to be there
filly is rewriting her character sheet when you aren't looking
>>28238446
She's got a point. They could have really taken that sword out long before the other jaegers got rekt.
Daily reminder the princesses on this show do not have cocks. I repeat, the princesses on this show DO NOT have cocks
>>28238516
explain this then
https://derpibooru.org/789374
because that sure isn't anon's horsecock
>You sit on your porch, drinking beer on your rocking-chair.
>You wave as your pony neighbor jogs by.
>Good that she's keeping healthy.
>You watch as a quad-copter delivery drone dips out of the clouds into your neighborhood.
>Hovers over pony, scans, lowers onto her and fixes a clasp around her waist.
>Pony struggling as it picks her up and disappears back up into the clouds.
Has anyone tried doing some CalArts ponies yet?
Filly isn't going out dressed like that, is she?
>>28238559
>Silver Spoon will never approve of you
>>28238539
what constitutes calarts ponies
>>28238581
>you'll never grab a filly and death-roll.
>>28238573
>Black outlines.
>ToonBoom animation.
>Noodl-y appendages.
>That face.
>It's not fair! I want to wear clothes too!
>>28238596
here
put this on
>>28238596
Nothing stopping you, Sweetie Bee.
>>28238613
i'm calling the police
pony bodies are so sexy
Lady Rarara of Everfree Manor
>>28238615
She just wants to wear clothes too you fascist.
>>28238623
I just cleaned that hand rail.
Plus she broke in my house.
pony isn't feeling so well
celestia milk
>>28238660
yes please
>>28238663
>lean up against one
>slosh
>>28238663
WHOA MOMMA
>>28238665
please seek medical attention
>>28238663
you called her mom, didn't you
>>28238663
my favorite part is the tits
>>28238657
Soup the pony.
>>28238676
would you accept much larger tits (and generally larger everything) in exchange for noticeably lower quality?
>>28238689
ugh gross, but still unf because i have low standards.
>>28238677
Like this?
>you will never boop a pony
celestia pussy juice
would you buy a stick of genuine, 100% certified flutter-butter? what about rainbow-colored rainbutter, or contoured, ivory-colored rarabutter?
>>28238707
Do not cook the pony, even if they are older gen.
warm sweet lovebutt milkstraightfromthetap
>>28238729
i havent even run out of the butter i have
why are you pushing all this butter on me
>>28238734
its pink
>>28238729
too expensive
i'll just stick to regular old budget applebutter
it's not very good but it gets the job of greasing up my dick for anal sex done
>>28238740
>apple-butter
>not good
it tastes like apples! it's perfect for making pancakes, waffles, crepes, and fritters! not that you'd know if all you were doing with it is smearing it on your junk!
>>28238729
is this your fetish
>>28238744
who has time to eat when there is ass to be fucked
>>28238748
not really, just envisioning fluttershy selling homemade butter in a shitty little lemonade stand is funny to me
>talking about eating butter made from the ponies
This is why God hid the portal to Equestria from us.
>>28238729
I don't really eat butter
can I get some milk
>>28238734
yeah, like that
this is kind of an old one, just threw some color on it
>>28238753
man that's only the tip of the weird-ass iceberg. shit, at least with pone butter nobody's getting mind-broken by horsedicks or something
>>28238757
in a blaze of glory
>>28238763
more like
in balls of glory
>>28238752
you find this funny?
you find it funny that a mare has been reduced to selling products made from her own bodily fluids?
>>28238757
NOBBY IS THAT A NIPPLE?
>>28238771
uh
don't tell anyone
>>28238757
yes i would like this but with celestia as a pony and if it could be first person view, please
>>28238757
I want to put my face in Princess Celestia's vagina and inhale deeply
>>28238777
same but with her ass
you don't have to believe me but i was actually just thinking about celestia sitting on my face and then i came here
why is facesitting such a wonderful and universally appreciated fetish?
>>28238773
It's only a half a nipple I think it's cool...
straightfags go home
You can KNOT believe what Dog-Anon was up to last night!
>>28238783
because it's FUCKING GREAT
>>28238788
cuddly homoponies?
>>28238789
what did she do
>>28238790
and why is celestia's such a wonderful ass to imagine on your face for you to sniff and lick to your heart's content?
>>28238795
Chasing her tail and marking territory!
>>28238789
>>28238795
it's a mystery
pony ordered off-menu
>>28238801
whoa
>>28238798
and then imagine eating delicious vanilla soft-serve out of her ass as she grunts and moans, pushing it out for you to eat right from her dilated pucker?
Study with pony
>>28238807
>>28238815
Help her with her experiments by being her test subject
Twilight won't even acknowledge you if you don't at least have an IQ of 130
Rainbow Dash won't even acknowledge you if you're not going at least 60 miles per hour
>>28238821
i don't think we invented foodscat, but i actually can't find anywhere else on the internet that talks about foodscat (and not actual scat) by that name
where do you even go to find stories and content about eating magical food from buttholes that isn't poop
>>28238832
hell
>>28238836
At least its only a matter of time
Applejack won't even acknowledge you if you don't apple
>>28238844
*never apples again*
>>28238846
As she's both the smartest and fastest filly around, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash would be happy to acknowledge Noi
possibly by yelling her name from across town
>>28238846
i seriously want to pick up and hug noi
how is virtual reality coming along?
>>28238844
Luckily it's not the big apple's recognition i want.
>>28238858
Applebloom won't even acknowledge you if you don't apple
>>28238862
what if it is the big apple's recognition I want
>>28238865
Big Mac won't even acknowledge you
attack the pony
I have a reply ready but it has an image attached.
Someone get us a new thread already... 15 hours for one horse, sweet Celly!
>>28238865
Big Mac cockvores anyone who he ever notices
>>28238877
Sweet!
>>28238881
>>28238881
>>28238881
Equestrian policies?
>>28238757
>came too late to see it