615 - 28 Pranks Later
Written by F.M. De Marco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9gU7p_H0M
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4omyzd
Rainbow Dash's choice was effective enough for the target, but she didn't exactly give her most active effort towards pranking Pinkie Pie. Is it due to respect for her fellow in mischief, because she's not sure what would go over with her, or simply because she knows the kinds of reprisals she might expect? She must have learned a thing or two working with her, but there doesn't seem to be a spirit of competitiveness as with Applejack.What's the biggest practical joke they've pulled together?
>>28170320
Previous thread.
>filly
613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
618 - Buckball Season:Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks:An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>Glimmy
>>28175186
A cute horse
>>28175179
>What's the biggest practical joke they've pulled together?
I heard theyonce painted all of Applejack's applesand then pinned her down and brutally violated her.
>Colt
>Shimmy
>>28175205
What's he revving for
>>28175205
Stop spamming your ugly OC, sir
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/8/16/1226287/large.gif&v=o1JyNq29lmA
Someone linked me this and now i cant stop watching it
>>28175186
>Nu Glim
Fucking garbage
>>28175216
Colt things.
>>28175225
>Glim
Fucking garbage
>>28175225
I like her new haircut. It's perfect for dropping spaghetti!
Pony thinks she is a garbage
>>28175234
u cheeki breeki
>>28175265
>con sex
ew ew ew ew
>>28175268
Try to pretend it didn't happen
>>28175268
What?
>>28175276
Look on the smile on her face. She's so happy. How does it feel that even if she was real you could never, ever make her that happy?
>>28175302
zounds
fillies
>>28175302
I am going to fight those fillies.
What's your favorite type of pony smile
I like when it's just a curved line, without opening their mouths
>>28175308
pls dont fite fillies
D-4
Filly sells two cookie boxes for just one kiss.
>>28175345
>shipping Sweetie Belle with Rumble andnot Scootaloo
>>28175351
scootabelle?
>>28175351
>Shipping Rumble with anyone other than Flitter and Cloudchaser
>not shipping Sweetie Belle with every colt, filly, mare and stallion
>>28175351
It's not 2012 anymore, pal. Times has changed. It never was a big thing like SoarinDash.
Besides, Rumble hasn't interacted with any of the CMC so it's a free game.
>>28175193
They destroyed her apples and yet it's treated as a lighthearted joke. In S6 everyone would immediately gang up on them behind their back. Ok maybe not exactly because Dash would've been blamed for all of it.
Did Candence and shining armor ever kiss?
>>28175366
>implying they're aren'tlesbians witheach other
>>28175375
IM NOT OLD YOU'RE OLD
>>28175388
God dammit Anon they showed you right there in the episode that the apples were alright.
Honestly how can you not follow the plot to a little girls show?
This episodes was like a Halloween treat in August for me, I loved the atmosphere it had.
youtube.com/watch?v=XfojaXfMRDQ
>you'll never be her henchman
>>28175393
If Rumble wasn't a pegasus something like rumblescoot wouldn't even exist.
Proofs how simple-minded shippers are.
>>28175389
>not watching the show
>not watching the show four years ago
>>28175398
Perhaps they could look fine enough for sale but knowing they had to wash the paint off them I would never ever buy them.
>>28175399
I understand why people complained about its issues, but I feel like they're missing the point: This episode was just an excuse to have zombies in it, and the zombie part was goddamn mint
What is the best way to bathe a filly?
>>28175410
The paint literally fell off as soon as it hit water.
Dammit anon use your imagination it could've been some magical non-toxic pony paint that leaves no trace once removed.
>>28175421
I want you to kill yourself
>>28175402
I've never been much for shipping past finding an excuse to draw one character fucking another and to give some ship-teasing fuel here and there, but I do gotta admit I think Scootaloo and Rumble's designs compliment each other pretty well.
9/10 would draw them playing house!
>>28175423
Only if I can be a small pony for Luna when I die.
>>28175425
>I think Scootaloo and Rumble's designs compliment each other pretty well.
But their personalities don't.
>>28175414
But the damage has been done. Now I want some friendshipping episodes just to show that everything is all right. They weren't friends in this episode.
I don't know what to expect from the incoming (later this season) Twilight/Dash episode but I hope it will fix some issues.
>>28175428
Rumble has zero personality, so I don't really know how you can judge that. All the little ponies seem to get along with each other pretty well in Ponyville besides DT/SS every now againbefore they nerfed her.
>>28175418in semen
>>28175432
He's a timid colt with a voice like Ralph from The Simpsons. Now imagine his conversation with Scootaloo - a teenage voiced filly. It will look retarded.
>>28175435
EW, WHERE ARE HER WINGS?!It feels like it's been so long since I last watched anything pre-S4, I don't want to go back to those happy memories and then be dissapointed with the current show.
>>28175433
I don't think that'd be too retarded. Plus I think it'd be cute having Scootaloo be the friend in charge and making him not be a wuss.
>>28175441
>tfw the only episodes you rewatch any more are S1 eps
Come join us and bask in the joy of girly innocence, anon.
>>28175444
>>28175444
>girl helps a boy not being a wuss.
That sounds gay.
>>28175446
Nyx is the only S1 I need.
Never leave a filly and a colt alone in a room.
>>28175441
>tfw Twilight has had her wings longer than she hasn't had them now.
wew lads
>>28175449
adorbs
>>28175451
You've never watched Up, have you?
>>28175459
the filly tends to cock vore the colt.
>>28175459
I'm going to make the filly and colt kiss.
>>28175459
Yeah i wouldn't want to miss out on what happens
>>28175488
I didn't realize how lazy that scroll stack looked while watching the episode.
This makes me feel better about myself.
>>28175488
THAT PRANK WAS DONE BETTER IN GRIFFON THE BRUSH-OFF
0/10 WORST EPISODE
Is it just me or is Applebloom kind of
big
>>28175485
>you will never watch how a filly and a colt give each other their first kiss
>>28175512
She's higher up than the other CMC and Applejack is lower.
My autisim got the better of me a week or so ago and I compared images of the CMC from season 1 and season 6 standing beside regular ponies. Someone told me they had been making them larger, but from my nerd science they seem to be the same size as they've always been generally.
>>28175512
LARGE
>>28175512
>arson and deforestation badges
WHO WANTS A COMIC CONCEPT?
http://imgur.com/gallery/3yfrk
>>28175563
No one
>>28175567
TOO BAD
Imagine a world where Equestria Girls was only a song that aired during S1.
It would be a more beautiful world.
>>28175563
Nice
nice
nice
>>28175578
You bet.
>>28175578
>that could have been a possibility with more competent executives
>>28175578
I miss actual Equestria Girls
I want to stop liking the ponies.
>>28175618
Hah.
It's funny that my best pony experienced more changes and I'm totally OK with it.
>>28175627
Love the ponies
>>28175627
Just watch Mare Do Well on repeat Anonymous, I heard that helps not liking the ponies.
Someday you will get tired of the ponies.
>>28175680
>>28175680
6 years, 6 fucking years but still
>>28175680
I will be dead by then.
>>28175618
I have autism. Can you make Nyx canon now?
>>28175680
Unlikely. They're too cute to tire of.
The fillies will get tired of you someday.
>>28175680
if it hasn't happened in 6 years by now I don't think its gonna
>>28175496
>This makes me feel better about myself.
Because you can watch the show without throwing a shitfit over every tiny detail?
>>28175718
That's much more likely.
>>28175722
>he'll never appear again
>>28175718
Fuck you filly
>>28175782
There are plenty of ponies who will probably never appear again.
>>28175563
that would be a lot easier to read if it was already cleaned up
>>28175782
they are getting much better with guys like that showing back up, I would be surprised if he doesn't in some manner
>>28175795
It's still concept and being worked on. Cleanup will be further down the road.
>>28175812
Sounds good. Who is the artist?
Shitheads
>>28175822
Dunno, found it here;
>>28173163
>>28175840
That post makes it sound like he won't finish it though.
>>28175618
I always wonder if she wrote that because she actually believed Hasbro gives a shit or just because it's her job.
>>28175840
>>28175862
that sonata is super cute
>>28175680
I am fairly certain that the show will die before I get tired of pones.
Wowza!
>>28175906
>what is anatomy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPeYD49oY8
>>28175906
Looks like a rip-off of that one pic with Jasper from Steven Universe.
>>28175918that show looks so ugly
>>28175927
It's true
>>28175906
>someone got paid to draw this trash
>>28175927
I'm not disputing that. I like it a lot, but the character designs are super bad.Except for Lapis, she's a bae
>>28175971
Lapis is the green one, right?
Only character that looks decent, I have to agree on that
Milkthe filly.
>>28175927
The character designs are, but the backgrounds look fucking great
CHANGELING EPISODE NEXT WEEKEND
EXCITE
>>28175989
>next
Not this weekend?
>>28175989
Y E S
E
S
>>28175989
>tfw all of upcoming episodes seem intresting
>>28175979
No, the blue one. Although the green one is cute too.
>>28176009
Feels good man.
>>28176009
Even the divegrass one?
>>28176052
More appleloosa horses = good
>>28176092
thun!
>>28176099
Last Appleloosan episode was so terrible most people even forgot it exists by now.
>>28176117
But that episode was good.
>>28176110
To the ultimate autist who has been using his "funny" random filenames for years now: you're not funny. You're shit.
I never save your jpgs, I never laugh at your posts, I only feel deep pity for you.
You clearly spend a lot of time doing what you do and you're proud of it. But there's nothing to be proud of. Your filenames are garbage. Not inventive, not funny, not even slightly amusing. They only make me want to scroll past your files
No awoo beyond this point.
>>28176137
Are you autistic?
>>28176117
It was indeed a very forgettable episode
Goddammit, this shit is gold.
>>28175947
>>28175989
very excite
>>28176155
That Rarity is pretty hot
So is Pinkie
>>28176162
I can't believe changeling is going to be getting his own episode.
>>28176155
I would probably spend $130 on that faggot
>>28176162
>Just stay cool
>This is just a cameo
>Don't chew up the scenery
>No matter how delicious it looks
>>28176169
I hope we actually learn something about them
there is much potential in this one
>>28176092
>>28176172
>Spending $130 on a doll
>>28176137
>check the archive
>it's not even copy paste
Wew
Filly can't wait for the sweet embrace of death.
Changeling can't wait for his chance to kill some fillies.
>>28176179
>there is much potential in this one
Anon... just... keep this picture in mind and live by its words of wisdom for the rest of the week.
>Oh, it's a dragon! episode. We've been waiting for so long to get some info on those amazing dragons from Everfree.
>Oh, it's Daring Do again, I can't wait to see how they flesh out the backstory of that one in the upcoming episode!
>Oh, it's a Yak episode! Imagine all the world building that could stem from a different civilization appearing. What culture could they possibly be based on?
>Oh, look at these amazing Arabic horses. Damn, wouldn't it be cool if we got some backstory to them?
...
Like, only Griffons haven't disappointed so far in all those 6 fucking years so keep the hype for when it's actually great, okay?
>>28176210
I've spent more money on dumber things.
>>28176233
>from Everfree
When have we ever seen a dragon in the Everfree forest? And are you seriously implying dragons weren't fleshed out in two Spike episodes?
I had way to much to filly last night
>It's not fair! I want to wear clothes too!
>>28176241
>When have we ever seen a dragon in the Everfree forest?
Generic outskirts of Ponyville = Everfree et al
>>28176257
>Generic outskirts of Ponyville = Everfree et al
Since when?
>>28176255
Ok.
>>28176234
For that money you could get a decently sized Plushie of r63 Rarity though
I don't see why you'd pay that much for a doll unless you collect them
>>28176269It's cute.
>tfw most of the town's fillies have been replaced with changelings
>you'll never know if that cute filly you fed and gave a bed to sleep last night was actually a changeling feeding from your love
>>28176264
>Since when?
Eh, I couldn't think of a better fitting world since, IIRC, Twilight refers to the Dragonshy dragon as settling "here in Ponyville".
And the teenage clusterfuck is definitely a far cry from the original European fairy tale dragons.
>>28176284
It is, but is it really worth $130?I'd probably buy it for $60 or something
>>28176284
Poor Rarara, no one should have to suffer the brain freeze
>>28176296
>And the teenage clusterfuck is definitely a far cry from the original European fairy tale dragons.
What's your point?
Filly wants to clean your ears out with a pick.
>>28175971
I seriously think the only appealing character designs on SU are Steven, Amethyst, Pearl, and Garnet. I've only watched the first episode, but after seeing the other characters that show up later in the show on /co/ just turns me off it.
also,LIPS
>>28176347
Is this a fetish thing?
>>28176293
Changelings need love too, you know.
>>28176355
Traditional Japanese romance.
>>28176355
Just an asian thing, really.
>>28176355
pone just needs some help at times
>>28176372
What a cutie
The work of one who consorts with fillies.
Wow Glimmer!
>>28176376
he is a very cute background horse
a classic in fact
>>28176358
>>28176367
Is the most intimate thing you can do with your nipone cleaning her ears?
BIG. ASS. FILLIES.
>>28176389
Fuck off
>>28176389
I don't feel like these are accurate at all.
>>28176389
I know CBT gets a lot of shit here, but really the only thing that bothers me about his art is the way he draws hooves.
>>28176389
That sweetie isn't too bad
Isolate and Enhance
Oh neat. Another thing to burn.
>This special-edition collection includes six fashion dolls and figures inspired by MY LITTLE PONY brand enthusiasts and fans of all ages. Each fan figure keeps the theme of their favorite MY LITTLE PONY character, wearing clothing and accessories inspired by that pony, complete with a “cutie mark” on their respective figures.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByC9Zo2N-13fR0lxT1l1elA5NTg/view?pref=2&pli=1
>>28176357
Tricking someone into giving them their love is a low move.
>>28176413
I think this is the worst seen I've seen in weeks
Thanks anon
>>28176413
I don't get the hate for these
>>28176384
You can also cut her hair.
>>28176413
Someone call /fa/. I'm sure they would get an aneurysm.
>>28176413
>that applejack guy in the lower left
/fa/
>>28176428
That Rarity is /fa/ as fuck
>>28176413
>That Pinkie
I'm dying.
>>28176407
>enhance Sweetie
A fillybot is fine too.
>>28176384
You can brush her teeth.
>>28176413
I unironically love these
>>28176461
Going from a real life filly to a Robo one isn't really enhancing the thing I like best about them though
I just want a cute filly with maybe a collar, not a flamethrower
>>28176477
Are those real Pegasus wings?
>>28176481
>not wanting a robo filly to battle other robo fillies
>>28176413
who the fuck want this gay shit? is not even pone.
Remember to always install software from trusted sources to your filly robot.
>>28176534
I jailbroke my filly bot and installed all the lewd and friendship altering hacks I could find.
>>28176546
That's a curious way to be buttfucked by a rogue fillybot infected by a futa virus.
Fillybots sounds like an Equestrian Saturday morning cartoon
>>28176619
Do ponies even know of the idea of robots? They don't seem that advanced enough. Maybe they think of gollums or other magical shit instead.
>>28176619
>Today on Fillybot and the Minihorses
>Fillybot! Use your magic seizure lasers!
>>28176634
The concept of robots is fucking ancient, dude
I just got a spooky phone call that messed up my phones ringtone, with the automated voice calling out the number as '000-0000' and it was listed as a 'Security Call'.
>>28176634
I feel like we had to have seen a robot somewhere by now, at least in the comics maybe?
>>28176647
This dude had one on his ass
>>28176662
That just meant he's autistic, robots are fiction.
>>28176677
That's good enough though, that means they exist as an idea
sometimes I still get at the gala stuck in my head
>>28176730
>Not getting an ear-worm with the Fighting is Magic music.
>>28176730
Is it stuckat the gala? At the gala!
>>28176741
I'm going to fucking shower you with diamonds
>>28176762
That filename would be a good name for your OC
>>28176784
That's a pretty shitty name for a pony
>>28176803
I know it's perfect!
>>28176641
Not the modern concept with the term robot. The ancient concept involved non-electromechanical machines/statues with a soul put inside them with magic. The modern idea of them being built and designed like any other product didn't appear until the 20th century.
How does your waifu do it?
Filly cast a spell on you that makes you addicted to heroin. Funny prank huh?!
>>28176863
Yeah, the term robot didn't originate until 1920 or something, but the concept of humanoid automata goes back to ancient greece and china
>>28176885
Middle east too if you count golems.
>>28176904
I feel like that stretches the definition a bit since they're purely mythological, but you're right
>>28176942
A lot of robots in public perception today are just as non-real as golems are. Look at Terminator, I Robot, Ghost in the Shell, and other media to see ideas of robots that are just as much fantasy as a clay doll getting life breathed into it.
>>28176972
You're right, but there's a split between actual robotics and fictional or mythological robots, while (as far as I'm aware) golems were always treated as purely mythological
Lady Rarara of Everfree Manor
Is there anything you can't do with fillies?
>>28177038
Engage in a romantic relationship with somebody who is on your physical and intellectual maturity level.
>>28177052
What do you mean, aren't we all little girls here?
>>28177052
>intellectual maturity level
I think you forget where you are, friend.
>>28177052
>maturity level
>MLPG
So, foals all the way.
Hey everybody have you seen my pone she's small silly and brown
>>28177052
Blue filly a cute.
>>28176730
A lot of Pinkie's songs do this to me. Typically if I get a really bad ear worm then I can kill it/feed it enough attention to stop by memorizing the lyrics to it.
>>28177236THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
>>28177241
Favorite song from that episode. I liked that episode just a little less than Saddle Row Review and No Second Prances.
>>28177282
It's hard to say what my favorite song from that episode was, they were all greatexcept AJ's
>>28177289
AJ's grew on me. Especially Starlight's part.
>>28177296
It's not horrible or anything and I really love the second part of the song, but the first part is just kind of alright to me
Giddy up, derby racers!
Filly wants to play
wew
>>28177366
So we've finally come to the heart of the matter. Anthros.
>>28177366
Why
I mean, I know that thing is some villain from G1, but why incorporate it at all?
>>28177385
Because he never got the writer he asked for.
Disregard fillies.
Acquire apples.
>>28177366
I will miss you anon. Just try to enjoy your ban
>>28177385
Because the dude is a hardcore G1 fan, as in he was a fan when it first came out in the 80s. The artist is in his 40s.
>>28177407
Oh, that makes sense
>>28177401
Sorry pal, but the mod are actually fine with anthro related to the franchise.
>>28174583
12 hours and the page is still there. The previous page with the satyr was deleted by the mods asap(1 hour).
>>28177366
>simple fellow with a bad habit of acting before his brain catches up
kek
>>28177375
>>28177401
the character is from gen 1 you fucking retards, christ the comic even describes you
>>28177375
>>28177401
From that comic general. she come from the G1
Green dot: Redeemed
Red dot: Not redeemed
What is the best way to eat fillies?
>>28177407
>when g8 is out
>everyone will be making fun of people who still have g4 waifus
>>28177354
Please don't have sex with the fillies, no matter how much they bother you to do so.
>>28177447
They can pry my horsebando from my cold, dead hands
>>28177483
>Get it off get it off!
>I can't!
>>28177454
I have done nothing all day but have sex with fillies.
>>28177483
>g8
Chances are you'd already be dead by then.
>>28177501
I didn't say "pry from my fat, fleshy hands", did I?
Filly lost her innocence, can you help her find it?
Check behind the couch.
>>28177561
I found it
It's wrapped around my dick
Tell purple and cyan the fort is ready.
>>28177596
Rainbow Dash is having a stroke! Someone call an ambulance!
>>28177498
Fillies aren't supposed to do these things yet, Anon.
>>28177589
That ceiling doesn't look stable at all. I'd be worried about hitting one of the edges and suddenly hundreds of books bury me alive.
>>28177612
Then why do they have strong natural urges to fuck all day?
>>28177619
>Dash sees a daring do novel in one of the support beams
>Fwump
>>28177619
The apex of the arch doesn't look stable, but you'd get like 10 books falling onto your head at most
The rest looks fairly stable
>>28176137
new copypasta
Applejack will never call you stud.Fluttershy will never call you sweetie.Rarity will never call you honey.Dash will never call you babe.Pinkie will never call you cutie.Twilight will never get flustered because she can't think of a cute nickname for you.
>>28177843
Good
pony isn't feeling so well
>>28177444
PORCINA
PORNA
WHENA
threadly unf
http://i.imgur.com/ch4QOLJ.jpg
>>28177843
>implying any of those are my waifus.
>>28177843
Okay, but what would filly never call me?
>>28177877
The defendant?
>>28177444
CRUNCH ROCKDOG!
>>28177875
Hey hey hey
Hands off my waifu
>>28177898
NEVER!
>>28177843
why
>>28177914
>>28177914
You have very good taste in horse.
It is a shame we have to be enemies now.
>>28177920
Maud bad touch.png
what color is Maud
>>28177920
>>28177931
The comic was filled with great moments.
Maud is cute
CUTE
U
T
E
>>28177971
>>28177971
>>28177971
>>28177877Dad.
>>28177241
Fillies keep chanting the words "freezie pop" over and over again.
>>28177867
I like that Scootaloo more. Cute.
Pinkie is texting you again.
>>28178019
This
Human fillies are more cute with clothes on
>>28178025
As long as she doesn't dump cayenne pepper in her ponut again
>>28178082Spicy buttholes
>>28175268
There is literally nothing wrong with con sex
>>28178046
hhnggg young Fluttershy
I want to braid her hair.
Quoth the filly, never more
>>28178131
Correct
>>28177407
>The artist is in his 40s.
that feels somehow very weird
When you guys travel do you take your filly with you or get a friend to watch her?
>>28177366
>>28178241
I don't have a filly.
>>28177366
How do you write this dialogue and go "yeah, this is acceptable"?
Filly leans in and whispers into your earhail hydra.
>>28178276
how do you be this autistic
>>28178280
>>28178281
God damn, anon I don't get this defensive when people shit on the comics I like. Chill out.
I want to create a goat/pony hybrid
A goany
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>28177971
what the fuck it actually causes my eyeballs pain to try to read this text
>mlpg-con
>>28178407
me on the left
>>28178407
>Pinkie Guy keeps hopping to and from booths
>>28178407
TAG YOURSELF I'M RARITY
>>28178407
I still can't get over how hot that Rarity is
Filly brought her cuddling supplies.
>>28178489
>helmet
>cuddle condoms
>and blanket
>>28178502
>cuddle condoms
I bet you hover hand boop.
>>28178517
>not making sure you and your filly are 100% safe during cuddling
Laugh all you want, but don't come crying to me when you get a CTD
>>28177971
there are many cute pones
and it is glorious
>>28178533
I know where my filly has been, why don't you?
What would your goal have been at the gala mlpg?
>>28178564
My filly gets around...
>>28178564
When you boop a filly you're not just booping her
You're booping every filly she's slept with too
>>28178533
>when you get a CTD
>>28178578
Touch this pony's butt.
>>28178578
Have sex with a cute pono
>>28178600
She's straight up wearing a collar, I never noticed
>>28178609
It's called a broach, you fucking fashion heathen.
>>28178617
I'm gonna call it a collar again anyways
>>28178609
>collar
Fancy pony is now screaming at you
>>28178609
When she has a saddle on it's a brooch, it means she's fancy.
>>28178594
that's hilarious
>>28178578
Wear nothing
convince other horses to do the same
>>28178630
Interesting
What would a fancy pony call it when she wears panties along with a saddle?
>>28178578
Convince Celestia that I'm a foreign delegate and require a contingency of guards for protection.
Force said guards to do my bidding.
Your mission
Make Celestia scrunch.
>>28178637
>FS shows up nude
>He is immediately escorted out after attempting to get other ponies to remove their fancy clothes
>>28178650
Has she ever scrunched in the show? this is important
>>28178637
At the gala
I will find them
All the dressed up rich ponies
I'll undress them
Tear their clothes off
They'll look better nude and free
They might kick me out of this place
Right here at the galaaa
Please do not undress the wealthy ponies
>>28178651
I wouldn't be the only pony showing up nude anon!
I would have allies
we would just work to increase our numbers
>>28178688
Can we undress the poor ponies instead?
>>28178702
nothey're already naked
>>28178696
That filly on the left looks like she's thinking hard on her life choices
Congratulations! You have made it to Equestria as a human!
...mostly.
>Awaken in a large clearing on a very high elevation plateau, overlooking a brilliant, cloudy landscape
>Your head is clear, calm, and your thoughts are focused, but you can't remember how you got here
>You have a pair of brilliant wings on your back. They're strong and soft. They feel natural, though you're sure they're a recent addition to your physiology.
>You check for a halo or horns just to be safe, but there doesn't seem to be anything else off about you
>Holding out a hand towards the sun, you feel a prickly fire dance across your fingertips. A bolt of electricity dances between your phalanges.
>You hear something crunching the grass behind you. Upon turning, you see a small pegasus filly tumble down, looking at your with curious fear
>Two other multicolored, similar sized fillies duck down behind a distant rock
>The frozen filly by your feet looks up at you in awe... and fear.
>>28178712
Thats my face when mlpg go to page 3.
>>28178762
Approach the fillies with a kind face and open arms
>>28178762
Zap them
The weak shall be purged in my new domain
>>28178762
Establish dominance by farting very loudly.
Which stallion's cum would you drink?
>>28178846
>stallion
I'm not gay anon
I'd rather drink my waifu's cum, straight from the tap
>>28178806
>(Scenario 1)
>You crack a soft smile and kneel down
>The filly at your feet scoots back
>You turn your palms up and assure them that you're good guy
>They're frozen for a moment more. One of the fillies behind the rock peeks over top, then ducks down again
>"...what are you?" the filly nearest to you asks. She looks you up down, trying to figure out the answer to her question before you have a chance to answer.
>>28178815
>(Scenario 2)
>You grin to yourself, then point your fingers at the filly closest to you
>A few bolts of electricity arc towards her
>She gets zapped pretty well, her head spinning around a moment before she shakes off some soot and hops to her hooves
>You go to zap her again, but she starts darting away
>The fillies scream as they take to the skies, zooming away to the nearest clouds as fast as their little wings will take them
>You nod to yourself, happy that you picked on some little girls
>>28178843
>(Scenario 3)
>You turn back towards the cloudy scenery, placing your hands on your hips.
>Mustering up any gastrointestinal gusto you can, you breathe carefully, controlling your bowels as best as you can
>A gurgling noise rumbles through your belly
>As the filly nearest to you starts to get to her hooves, you crank one leg up in the air
>You rip a tremendous, thundering fart that echoes off of the mountaintops. You swear it shook the ground.
>The filly closest to you bolts back towards the rock with her friends as they all take to the air
>One of them is barely able to stay airborn. You can hear her laughing loudly, even at this distance.
>The local aroma starts to burn your eyes.
>>28178859
>straight from the tap
I want to fix my waifus drippy faucet.
>>28178762
>>You have a pair of brilliant wings on your back. They're strong and soft. They feel natural, though you're sure they're a recent addition to your physiology.
SOLD
>>28178886
>sunshit shitter
please don't reply to me again
a griffon chick asks you to help her get her cutie mark
>>28178762
Ask the little filly what she's doing in such a place.
>>28178892
okay
>>28178901
Take her to the tattoo parlor, make it a cloud or some shit.
>>28178901
>give her a hard spank on the ass
>red hand print forms
>she now has a cutie mark
>>28178886
why does sunset look hotter in every new movie
also how the fuck are we on movie 4 now
>>28178885
I changed my mind, I can't play the chaotic evil character.
>>28178932
YOU MADE YOUR HORSE BED
NOW LIE IN IT
>>28178946
but horse beds are extra comfy
>>28178953
Horses can make a bed out of anything.
>>28178953
That is a butt just asking to be touched
I want to run my fingers over his cutie mark, touch the base of his dock, then slide down the crack to fit as much of that tiny butt in my palm as I can. All while he sleeps of course.
>>28178967
its a super cute pose and a super cutely drawn stallion
wish there were more like it
and yes its a very touchable butt
>>28176417
I want to pat this horse so bad
Stop touchin the butts
>>28179017
no
>>28179017
butt touching < tuft touching
>>28179030
Get fuzzy
>>28178407
We want the jojo audience:the toyset
I'm going to a sushi placed called Dashie tonight
Isn't that great
>>28179049
Someone should put Killer Queen in there, since Kira also had a cat.
>>28179068
i'm lazy as fuck, sorry
>>28178958
>>28179077
It's okay. You tried.
>>28179046
precisely
>>28179059
Dash is a pretty great ponyon
Wash Filly, she smelly.
>>28179179
I can't
She wants to be au naturel
Filly says why contain it
>>28179213
>tess is fucking dead
>>28179246
He's still alive. He just never posts anything because he's a butt.
>"Wanna buy a box, Mr. Anon?"
>>28175186
Fucking trash
>>28178407
Literally 100% spot on with the Rainbow Dash
>>28179277
Got any samoas?
>>28179304
>they shake their heads, saddened
>anon didn't know
>the samoas racket wasn't game for normal fillies
>>28179312
Well, I guess I'll just go buy some off-brand from the grocery store. Better luck next house, kids.
>>28179324
>10 minutes later
>>28179330
I want to eat cookies with the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
>>28179340
who wouldn't?
it is time to increase the cute horse levels
>>28179353
How do I apply to be a filly guide?
>>28179360
>>28179383
Those are some cute ponos.
>>28179371
First and foremost, you have to be a filly, I guess.
What do you do with a drunken filly?
>>28179397
That's speciesist
The Mane Six are having a friendship meeting, and Starlight uses her magic to jerk Spike off under the table.
>>28179414
Knowing her history she'll get away with child molestation because she says she's sorry or something.
>>28179405
They're called FILLY guide for a reason, anonBecause when they were just "young guides" the unwanted pregnancies ratio was much higher
[anxious doorbell ringing]
Twiggles is a cute pony.
>>28179541
I really need t get a new doorbell
>>28179541
Shoot through the door
>>28177891
Big McLargehuge?
>>28179403
send her to filly detox
send her parents or guardians to pony jail
>>28179595
Please do not squirt fillies with water guns. They are just trying to make a filly living.
I just want to pick a filly and never let go.
>>28179625
>warning glare intensifies
>>28179625
Step away from the filly.
>>28179657
But I just want to protect her.
>>28179657
Filly initiated contact.
Does that mean she has to step away from me?
>>28179542
oh my fucking god
The Royal Guards need a bucket of filly blood for their armor.
Filly ask why you gelded her?
>>28179724
>>28179708
Why do fillies don't understand the concept of private space?
>>28179724
>Filly
>Gelding
>>28179770
filly thinks it means something completely different
she is going to be very embarrassed shortly
>>28179724
nice meme
>>28179724
That was Colt, and it was because he was dry humping the bed
>>28179844
Does this mean I can spay filly and have her ovaries removed for lifting her tail at every colt and stallion?
Don't mutilate the fillies, you sickos.
>>28179875
Aw yeah, we gonna have fun
>>28175184
Is he chad of MLP?
>>28179991
he is the self insert of mlp
>>28179991
>Sweetie Belle
>implying
>>28179991
and not a single one loves him
>>28179991
I want to be part of Spike's harem
I like this horse
>>28180202
dont weh
>>28180202
Who the fuck taught the fillies to weh
>>28180207
I always HHNGGG
>>28180295
another filly
>>28180207
>>28180306
But who taught the original filly?
>>28180207
I really like her super long hair.
Filly tells you not to touch what you can't afford.
>>28180548
dood
>>28180548
What's the point on posting loli just because, anyway?
>>28180557
What's the point of posting fillies just because, anyway?
>>28180566
I like fillies and it's SFW?
>>28180569
He likes lolis, and who gives a shit if it's SFW or not?
MLPG, why do all our drawfags become homeless and leave us?
>>28180569
That filly is naked.
man I can't believe the recap guy died
>>28180580
Capitalism is taking its toll.
>>28180580
the best things in life don't last forever anon
>>28180593
who?
>>28180593
he died like ded or just alive but inactive??
>>28180593
I'm going to need some citation on that shit, bruh.
Satyr
>>28180683
there has been no recap and it's already Wednesday
he ded
>>28180710
I want to see what kind of castle she builds
>>28180771
It's going to be half castle half pony
when asked what kind of platform president filly would be running on this election, she answered that she usually just runs on the ground
>>28180879
Look at that lil' purple sausage pony
>>28180879
What an adorably smooth back
>>28180878
When asked her stance on the current housing bubble, president filly stated she usually prefers to make bubbles outside since they can be messy.
Truly the greatest mind of our generation.
>>28176413
/fa/bulous as fuck
>>28180716
He stopped watching the show
Like everybody else
>>28180878
Why would I want a filly Dash as president?
>>28180926
She would make going fast a right and outlaw going slow
>>28180912
When asked what her stance is on national security, president filly said that if you ever see stranger danger always get an adult
>>28180716
Didn't his videos got deleted or something?
>>28180935
What is the punishment for going slow? Does she provide the means for going fast?
>>28181017
She gives all fillies scooters and all colts skateboards
adults just have to go fast on their own
>>28181017
Stop asking a filly so many hard questions
>>28180996
They've just been ID claimed by Hasbro to collect the ad revenue, they haven't been taken down
although he said something along the lines of reuploading them to lose the claim, even if it's just a short-term solution, yes
https://derpibooru.org/1226861
what kind of friendship lesson is this?
>>28181129
how to attract a stallion
>>28181129
why didn't you post the version where she has a dick?
ART STRAM
https://picarto.tv/ajrinxooacjdoodles
>you will never live with a bunch of silly fillies
>>28181181
I'm pretty sure I won't be allowed to be within 300 yards of them once the fbi gets done archiving our posts.
Sniffing the fillies' wingpits.
Starting Friends Forever #31 storytime here:
>>28181264
>>28181266
BUFFALOES?Oh, right, I meant to put the "coming soon" in the OP, sorry!
>>28181266
My favorite thread!
>>28181318
Hello smoothback Twili
I miss you
>>28181266
>Tony Fleecs
>>28181355
fuck is that awful
>>28181266
Oh look Dash is being a cunt!
Again.
>>28181355
>>28181386
It's actually fucking great
>>28181395
Anything can look good if you draw it fancy enough. Doesn't' stop the character or story from being bad.
>>28181340
Fortunately, she's still a cute and nerdy bookhorse.
How would you rate Friends Forever #31 out of 10 mlpg?
>>28181287No problem. Mistakes happen.
>>28181444
6.5/10
Sara Richards has some pretty work, it was nice to see the buffalo and all. Kind of uneven, though.
>>28181483
>>28181444
Pretty art. I like the mix of styles.
The story was a fetch quest with some world building, and Dash was kind of annoying. These two strands didn't gel for me.
>>28181483
Undress first.
>>28181485
>>28181444
Some of the art was pretty, I didn't care for the moral thingy though.
The delivery was pretty blunt, and I just disagree with it. "Our respect for our history makes us stronger", what the shit.
>>28181444
8/10
writing was actually good man, Fleecs actaully wrote this?
>>28181491
>>28181513
>>28181520
Shut it, ponko
>Releases: October 1, 2016
>>28181580
>>28181610
And by then the whole thing will have been released in two minute teasers at a time.
Why is she sougly?
>>28181640
Because she's a faggot!
>>28181664
wait
what's the female version of a faggot?
>>28181671
A faggette!
>>28181668
I love these.
>>28181716
>Time for me to go to work, babe.
>>28181750
>Twilight
>swearing
She is a perfect purple princess pony who would never do such a thing!
>>28181737
That's a great OC, senpai! What's his backstory?
>>28181772
he enslaves ponies for crystals
or he works at an ice cream parlor
one of those
>>28181758
i want to watch a spinoff show all about bon bon and lyra and their lesbian shenanigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY
>>28181779
best friends*
>>28181784
Sunset is not a dog, your mom, dad, or a Mexican pirate.
>>28181784
>eqg
>>28181837
GET THE FUCK INTO COMIC COLLECTING
So the Changelingsode was written by Kevin Burke and Chris Doc Wyatt. They've done some Marvel stuff.
>>28181840
>>28181844
Another completely new writers?
>>28181844
Yes yes yes Marvel now let's talk about that cute filly.
>>28181860
what about her
>>28181854
Is it usual for writers to just pop in, write one or two scripts and then leave again?
Because otherwise the amount of new writers would indicate that they have more seasons planned, at least in my opinion
>>28181909
I would love to get a game of tabletop ponies going with some friends.
>>28181923
But it's night time, why would I go to bed now?
>>28181928
So you can wake up?
>>28181790
best friends who lick each others' pussies all the time?
>Who are you?
>I'm you but sluttier.
>>28181840
i can't believe spike destroyed shining armor's action comics #1
>>28181937
>>28181944
Really?
He kind of fucks everything up all the time
>>28181947
somehow his fuckups save the day, though
>>28181956
I wonder how those griffons feel since there's no random singing allowed in Griffonstone.
>>28181964
i'm wondering how different species can even compete fairly
>>28181971
omg shut up racist
Don't wake the pony
I JUST WATCHED SEASON 5 EPISODE 9 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I TOOK A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM MLPG 2 YEARS AGO CONGRATULATIONS GUYS YOU MADE IT FINALLY FAUST WILL BE PROUD.
>>28181998
how does that even happen?
>>28181863
Do you think she can be even more cute?
>>28182002
Cool.
dear princess celestia,
i need to go to the hardware store and buy some caulk, but i don't know how to tell them i'm looking for caulk without sounding like a total perv
Where am I
>>28182002
welcome back
in your absence, you were missed
now that you have returned, let us pony again
>>28182013
tell them you're looking for some dick to chug
Boy, I sure hope the next thread is about cookies!
>>28182023
t-thanks celestia
I hope the next thread is about pegaboys!
>>28182030
>>28182030
>>28182030
>>28182031
I dunno, do princesses like cookies, too?
>>28182033
Of course!
I'm sure you'll find a nice young man who can help you with whatever your caulking project is.
I love Princess Cadence
I love Princess Celestia
I'm going to be honest
I love all of the princesses
they're just such great ponies
Cadance is pretty shit to be honest