>good HiE romance fanfic >protagonist shares your name

>>28066464
>your name will never be generic enough for this to happen

>>28053185

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>>28066488
This is the hell I live with

>>28066496
Your name is Willy?

>>28066488
>>28066496
I'm glad to not have a generic name. I've met dozens and dozens of Johns, Taylors, Williams and Sams but only one other Leif.

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>Reading HiE fanfic where the protagonist has a name other than "Anonymous"

>>28066525
I would've thought there'd be more Ricks in Equestria, but surprisingly few.

>>28066525
Pfft my name is Tsvetan
I've yet to met another

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>>28066464
>mfw op doesn't tell us the fanfics name

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>>28066488
>Tfw no Dinkus in Equestria
>Ever
It hurts.

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>>28066525
Mr. Erikson, a pleasure to meet you. Or, as it is said in the language of your people: "Hingaa dingaa dargin."

>>28066600
I have a name so incredibly obscure that I'm fairly certain that if you knew it you would be able to track me down with very decent accuracy.

>>28066923
>literally named dink

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>>28066923
I'll write it right now, just for you.

>Be Dinkus
>Dingus
>Memes haha
>You're sitting in your mediocre living space one evening when a call comes through on your phone.
>Nobody ever calls you, obviously, so this is a treat
>You pick it up
>There's nobody there, but you feel yourself getting pulled into the phone.
>To repeat, in case you didn't quite understand, you feel yourself getting pulled into the phone.
>Your entire body is soon sucked into your phone receiver
>You pop out on 'the other side', which happens to be sunny and full of green grass for miles around
>And right in front of you is a dream come true.
>Ponyville. You wet yourself in excitement.
>Dinkus is about to get some pony pussy
>You run off towards the small town, ignoring the dampness between your legs, to finally go and live the life you've always hoped for.

Cont.

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>>28067290

>You walk into Ponyville
>The inhabitants are colorful ponies, as expected
>Everything is just as amazing as you'd hoped
>You see Spike carrying a bag of vegetables, likely doing some shopping for Twilight
>You've always hated the little slave bitch
>You run up behind him and kick him in the back of the head
>He's the perfect height for that sort of thing, and he falls over without even screaming or crying
>The ponies are all watching you now, and everyone in town is completely silent
>You pump a fist against your leather jacket and shout, "WHAT! WHAT!" while agressively approaching the gathering crowd
>Panic ensues, ponies scream and rush into their houses
>Your ears are filled with the sounds of slamming doors for about ten seconds
>What a bunch of pansies
>You bet they don't even listen to Five Finger Death Punch while playing Pokemon Go
>You rub a hand over your bald head and scream at nobody in particular
>Dinkus in Equestria

Fin.

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>>28067248
>HINGAA DINGAA DARGIN

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>>28067356
byoutiful

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>>28067262

>>28066525
>Leif

Calvin here, give me your name it's so fucking cool and I used it all the time in my That Guy days. /tg/ forgive me.

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>>28066464
>Not saving it to your personal word processor, using the find key, and changing all instances of the main character's name with yours