SEASON SIX RESUMES SATURDAY (JULY 30) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is storytimed here!
>>27997909
They've already seen and speculated how infrequently they'll find ponies needing some cutie mark counsel, and that they have some interests they'd like to individually pursue (as the rest of the gang isn't so into them), but the Cutie Mark Crusaders remain strong friends. There's still lots of fun to be had hanging out. And even if it's not often, haven't they had some cases already? What would be the toughest scenarios for exercise their shared talents?
>>27995058
Previous thread.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>Colt
What have you done during the hiatus mlpg?
I can't recall when was the last time I've read a physical book
i wonder how ponies feel about their images being used for shitty knockoff products
>>28001897
The last time I read a physical book was because it wasn't available as an ebook
>>28001878
That filly wants something.
>>28001894
Worked on my art
>>28001904
I wonder how they feel about all the porn we've put them through.
>>28001922
dash is probably flattered
"Of my teacher, I can only say this: of all the plots I've encountered in my travels hers was the m-most...wide."
>AJ starts playing the banjo
>>28001908
I'm so happy
>>28001897
Mine was probably that Journal of the Two Sisters book after I storytimed it.
>>28001879
>>28001936
I don't like this new meme.
Can we just stick to memearrowing things?
>>28001922
Imagine yourself in that situation.
Blush a bit, wave it off, then go find some stuff on whichever crush they may have had going during events not seen on the show.
what did you do
>>28001994
pinched a nip
>>28001992
The ponies probably coordinate with one another on who gets Anon every Friday.
>>28001498
I'm a big guy, there's a lot I can handle but thinking about this absolutely destroys me.
>>28001969
Anon, I'm just preparing you to the final moment. Once you'll accept she has to go for the sake of plot, it will all be easier.
I mean, you don't wanna start sobbing uncontrollably in your theater seat, while a 10 y.o. looks you perplexed, right?
>>28002006
I mean >>28001538
>>28002006
>>28002025
>Death
>Western animation in year 1997+19
At best she could "ascend" or depart their dimension or something like that.
They could kill her off but definitely not through death.
>>28002017
I cry like a bitch at just about anything. All you're doing is bringing it up before I have to deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7-sbiGlzw
>>28002051
I already cried watching her die in the past when twilight drank the potion...
...don't make me deal with this for real...
>>28002067
was meant to link to >>28002040
Is this place legit enough to take it's episode titles seriously?
http://www.tvmaze.com/shows/2818/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes
>>28002017
>It's an "adding a death will make it deep" episode
count me out
>>28001879
>>28002017
N-no, never
>>28002062
Has Pinkie found the perfect wave?
fabulous ponies
>>28002099
You first
Pony friendzoned you by comparing you to one of her family members
>>28002104
>>28002112
>>28002108
What if pony is into incest?
>>28002112
Pony tried to fly into your window but her giant horse butt got stuck.
I can't wait for bug's very own episode.
>>28002161
>Twilight will never zap your junk
would you go on summer picnic with pone?
>>28002161
Changeling is excited about his episode
Changeling is excited about his new brand of bug attractant.
Taste the apple.
>>28002171
it's like 100 degrees out
>>28002171
With Luna?
Can we do the picnic at night then?
>>28002171
I'd go on a summer picnic with colt
>>28002240
She works at night, asshole.
Rainbow Dash is literally trash and everyone who likes her has the worst taste imaginable
She needs to be killed off for the betterment of the show
Same for Starlight Glimmer; she's a worthless zero personality mary sue
I want to be the horror movie monster that shows up when ponies are making out in a summer camp.
>>28002263
We need an EQG and Camp Camp crossover.
>>28002251
So do I. She should get Celestia to cover her for a night. I'm sure they do that for each other nowadays, right?
>>28002263Cook and eat Luna?
>>28002298
What the fuck
>>28002161
>>28002170
>twilight going around using magic to make every stallion's junk waysmaller
Anon runs camp Fukapony, it's very popular for some reason.
>>28002394
A spell to fix shitty hyper fetish dicks back to normal would be awesome.
>>28002263
that luna is really cute
I have uncontrollable, violent thoughts that disturb me greatly. I want to post ponies to stop them; help me out with some cutie pie ponies, /co/
>>28002536
Hey, I remember the original sketch having an adittional anon!
>>28002555
Posting cutest pie
>>28002555
>/co/
this is mlpg, not /co/
odds: draw
evens: vidya
dubs: stram
IT'S TIME!
Pony won't stop trying to lesbian with pony
>>28002583
Whoa, I really like this artist, whoever they are.
Here, have a Rarity in exchange
>>28002555
The cute ponies are somewhat occupied at the moment
>>28001994
>>28002040
>posting OCs
DRAW STRAM TIME
http://derpy.me/n9Uqh
http://derpy.me/n9Uqh
TAKING REQUESTS ALSO; LET ME AT 'EM BOIS
>>28002609
RARARARARARARARARA
>>28002609
One ra please
>>28002597
mare may kiss mare
>>28002561
RIP apple marelet.
>>28002609
Draw Rarity with a stylish hat and necklace, maybe saying something fancy to Applejohn
>>28002645
>>28002609
Treehugger and Fluttershy backpacking and/or camping
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>28002600
rarity looks different
>>28002645
>>28002653
nice handwrite
>>28002609
KAMEN RUMBLE
Beach Episode when?
>>28002784
more like memeboop
>>28002784
What the fuck is going on with that comic
>>28002783
>those bikinis
>shaped like hearts for mare anatomy
Maybe I'm looking too much into this, butunf
>>28002810
Not even the artist know.
>>28002784
Great artist, terrible writer
>>28002784
that's cute
>>28002824
Yeah. Yeah...
>>28002615
>>28002621
>>28002646
Working on it right now
>>28002880
RARARA
>>28002880
sweet
>>28002880
Tan, has anyone ever told you that you're the best?
Because you're the best.
I believe we could use a few more cute horses around here
>>28002920
The cute horse ecosystem has reached its tipping point. Any more, and we'll start getting 2-3 ugly horses for each cute horse.
>>28002967
Nonsense it just means we must rotate
Some can come down to the party and others can remain up top
>>28002974
you are a cruel underlord but i accept your terms
comin' along.
almost done.
>>28003019
Thanks man, this is really good
>>28002824
Fantastic artist with his speed.
Too much weaboo in him though. Seems like a good guy so I won't talk shit.
>>28003033
as far as I know, english isn't her first language.
Her writing could use some work, but she seems like a good person.
>>28003050
Thing is they could easily go on some fanfiction board and take their pick of writers. No shortage of people that want to see their stories illustrated.
>>28003050
>her
>>28003076
I think the point is writing their own story, though. If anything, it's good practice.
>>28003091
are you okay
>>28002983
Remember there is always room for more cute horses
>>28003095Anon if you're the artist that's cool, either way I think the art is very, like professionally good, but I stopped the story after the alicorn jizz because it seemed like things were getting a little random and less structured.
>>28003019
could rarity be a maid
>>28003091
pencil just want to be a cute little girl
>>28003125
I'm not pencils, no. Just talked with her in a few streams and follow her tumblr
I actually haven't caught up on the comic since sometime around after Marble's flashback
>>28003113
and the ugly stallions they talk to
>>28003125
I dropped it after thehuman transformation.
>>28003127
Pony should not be human.
The ponies are jealous of how much attention you're giving the fillies.
>The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
>another shitty city in equestria
Just kill this show already. They are raping my fantasy world with technological shit
how can pencils be a girl when girls don't even like porn
>>28003199
you might want to get you glasses checked out anonymous
you are clearly suffering from cute horse blindness
>>28003213
remember the babs seed episode anon?
>>28003214
Girls are huge deviants, anon.
>>28003216
you missed a perfect opportunity to call it "acute horse blindness"
>>28003207
But fillies should be human fillies
>>28003213
Too bad mate, you're on the ride forever.
>>28003212
Big ponies are for cute.
I'm excited to see Las Pegasus
>>28003213
I think Applewood Derby is simply a play on Soapbox Derby and does not refer to a new town
>>28003264
Yes
YES
>>28003213
>raping [...] my fantasy [...] technological [...]
I agree anon, i also have a fetish for strapping ponies into rape machines
>>28003294
Posts like this are why we'll never be allowed in Equestria.
which 2 ponies will be getting a shotgun wedding in las pegasus?
>>28003380
Panka and Twilight.
>>28003380
Big Mac and Marble.
>>28003380
The Dude and Scootaloo.
>>28003213
>They are raping my fantasy world with technological shit
>my
Fuck off, Faust.
Nobody like you
>>28003412
>this picture cost 300us
>>28003499
well worth it
>>28003126
She's better off as a hunter.
Also, done!
>>28003539
Ranahabras on pajamas
>>28003539
That's actually freaking awesome. Love that one
>>28003539
very nice indeed
>people still make brony jokes in 2016
>>28003674
nice
>>28003674
Yes.
>>28003674
unf
>"Let me tell you all something:"
>"If this was your face.."
>"IF THIS WAS YOUR GODDAMN-"
>[cans.wav]
>"THIS IS YOUR FACE!"
>>28003654
I want to fuck Rosianna so bad
>>28003674
>only one
More human fillies pls
Filly is considering leaving you for a better Anon.
you're booping me baby
>>28003674
bruh
>>28003895
EAT THE PANCAKES
>>28003990
pink pony butt is like my fav thing in the world
Filly found the simple life, wasn't so simple, no
When she jumped out on that road
>>28003895
>>28003990
I don't know...
>>28004079
Rarity pls
an engineering marvel
>>28003895
probably daring do or just some wonderbolt shit
Pony butt
>>28004056
Once I'll go back through all the threads, compile the fillyposting into one file and read it all.
">FILLY," you shout, sinking back into your hunting blind. The bushes rustle. You raise your rifle.
>>28004146
that is all i need in life to be happy
Pony is trying to imitate human mating calls again.
i could really use a nice cool pony butt in my face right now
>>28004205
she's doing it all wrong
>>28004213
Goodnight, MLPG.
I like where this thread is going
>>28004283
I bet she has a great butt that you can depend on
>>28004283
Flutterbutt is always a good thing.
>>28004292
I've always wondered if panties like that are comfortable for a mare
>>28004315
she probably likes the feeling of it squeezing her marebits
>>28003990
>>28004220
>>28004283
>>28004292
yeah thats nice
>>28004320
well who wouldn't want to squeeze Fluttershy's mare bits
>>28004332
I love this show.
>>28004180
Don't kill the fillies.
Can you fags quit telling my mom 'it's time', and 'h-her big.'
Only kill the dork fillies.
>>28004367
thats how you get her mare juice
As you try to explain your weird fetish memes to the pony her face grows more and more horrified.
>>28004403
But filly ghost hugs are better than normal filly hugs
>>28004292
a full titanic right there
Applebutt is better.
>>28004508
>fanboy & chum chum
>muppets
>cyber chase
>hunchback of notre dame
Why.
>>28004508
how do you think some kid would react to finding out that her art was used for shitposting on the internet
I'm gonna fuck something.
That.
>>28004587
>>28004496
hoax?
>>28004603
I would like it better if they weren't so heavy handed with her parents being dead, so I hope so
>>28004603
>IMDB
Fake as fuck, anyone can edit the page
>>28003213
>annual
seriously?
The fillies wish to join.
>>28003213
Bruh they had DJ booths since S1.
FiM was never meant to be an ebin fantasy setting. It's a setting light on fantasy, it's a children's show not LotR.
The fillies have made their position clear.
It's doggy.
>>28004590
you mean just like every other night?
I hope you guys remembered to rumble, pet, love, and touch your ponies today.
Pony is trying to develop a spell that can make your penis twice as wide and vibrate on command.
Upon learning of her project Celestia poured all her resources into it.
>>28004964
...What if I didn't rumble my Rumble?
odds: project
evens: project
dubs/0: vid
>>28005166
Oh my
>>28005166
stram vid
Bun in the oven
>>28005431
who's the better photographer
Unbound those fillies right now dahnald
>>28005359
do you have a permit for that?
Pinkie trying to hook up two of her friends would be fun to watch.
>>28005607
Pinkie Pie is Ponyville's premiere pussy pounding party planner.
>>28005616
>you fall through the portal and end up as a pony in ponyville
>you meet pinkie and she introduces you to her friends
>later in the day she whispers in your ear "I can get you any one of them. Just say who."
What would you do?
>>28005652
>"I wantyou"
>>28005652Chrysalis
>>28005591
https://doodl.blob.core.windows.net/2016-07-10/CcTL2A+ngUCdPUMs68QNCg
Twilight's doing the thing again
>>28005697
I'll doodle something when I wake up
>>28005652
I am going to bang a princess.
>>28005705
Would you cover her in syrup?
>>28005712
if that's what she's into.And then I'd lick it all off.
>>28005701
quick, give me a pon
>>28005737
You can have that cookie pony
>>28005737
Applehat
>>28005744
what cookie pony?
>>28005764
>>28005737
Vet pony.
>>28004409
http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
Princess! Princess!
>>28005737
filly is asking for her favorite brush
https://youtu.be/3hPMc89sKhk
>>28005858
Stupid Americans
>>28005866
wow rude
no burger for you
>there's an actual catcon
Later lads
I'm jumping on the cats fandom
https://youtu.be/IWLzeHpA3aQ
meow
So long, Sunbutt.
You were a good pone.
>>28005871
Whatever
Twilight was just going to steal it anyway.
>>28005913
We better start seeing her more. And she better fucking smile.
>>28005814
What the hell did I just watch? There isn't any sex in it at all.
>>28005925
>Celestia dies with a smile.
>Sunfags decide to celebrate her funeral for real.
>>28005913
Her name was Princess Celestia...
>>28001882
I wonder how many BUIs oppp has
>>28005913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKUfuS24O-I&spfreload=10
Colt says it's his body but most of it is on lease to a group of entrepreneurial fillies.
>>28005987
>Stare
>Pat him on the head
>Call a doctor.
>>28005940
>implying the Sunfags won't go through with their suicide pact if that happens
Squish the colt
>>28006011
What if derpy squishes the colt?
>>28006014
We'd witness a grown mare smothering a colt with her butt.
>>28003539
>Bhanabra armor
>dual blades
Rarity is a pony of fine taste and weaponry.
>>28006024I'm jealous.
boop
>>28006031
boobs
>>28006026
Happens more frequently than you could imagine
rip maxis
>>28006034
>pushing up tits
>"why are you staring at me?"
>>28006048
"...I was wondering how did I end up with a deformed sister"
Goddamit, Glacierclear, stop trying to kill us.
What did IDW mean by this?
>>28006077
OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE CAN TALK!
>>28006088
>wrong eye color
it's a changeling
or something
HHHHNNNNGGGGGG
>>28006099
Derpy a shit
A SHIT!
>>28006110
SAY IT TO MY FACE, MISTER, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
>>28006099
are you going to date her now
>>28006121
maybe
>>28006130
She is now pregnant with your teen child.
>>28006091
the evil water changes ponies eye color to red
>>28006142
ah
well
there you go
Durpy is a very ugly pony
>>28006141
So, my wife is a super cute, hot pegasus (so, natural +2 in Charisma) who's also super snuggly and adorable?
Best choice of my life.
Derpy keeps trying to sing anime songs to you but she forgets a lot of the melodies
>>28006151
No, she is literally pregnant with a teenage pony.
You can hear Emo music in her belly.
>>28006161
Eh, not like real anime songs are much different
>>28006169
So, wait.
I'm about to become father of a semi legal teen pony who probably looks like her mother, who in turn is already my wife?
...I still fail to see the issue, here.
>>28006180
It's a SJW.
>>28006193
well, that saves me a lot of effort raising her if she already is born with correct opinions
>>28006193
Too bad, my dick has no ears.
>>28006203
BOOOOOOOOM!
>>28006203
I got distracted, here's your cookie
>>28006223
Not to be picky, but that cookie looks like it dates back to mid 80s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqtKlwJjgc
>>28006031
>>28006034
I want to make a family with that horsie lady
>>28006223
fucking
radical
>>28006237
Kidnapping Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon is not going to help, tho.
>>28006234
美的
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggzz36Ej_Pg
>>28006244
But they'd be such perfect daughters to have
We can hide them in the basement and make them kiss like good sisters do
>>28006237
I'm trying to imagine a story to this picture.
It looks like Sunset was trying to play matchmaker and her first pairing was Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara and she's kind of awkwardly laughing because she didn't imagine her first pairing would be lesbian. And DT and SS really weren't ready for this to go public and its really awkward for them as well.
But they're all posing for the school paper and just kind of toughing it out despite how awkward this is all going to be.
>>28006255
...Josef Fritzl, please.
>>28006077
That muscly stallion what was his name?
>>28006283
Beef Hardsteak?
>>28006203
I want cucks to leave
>>28006283
Snowflake to Hasbro, Roid Rage to fandom.
>>28006283
Dirk Hardpec.
>>28006283
Trunk Rockjaw
>>28006290
>Snowflake to Hasbro
no fucking way
I love that name for him, it's real?
>>28006292
Fuck, sorry, "Bulk Biceps".
My bad, I got confused
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Snowflake
>>28006292
Nah, it's fucking Bulk Biceps I think. The staff called him Snowflake but I think Bulk Biceps is what they said in the show.
>pon
>>28006296
>>28006298
Aw, I was hoping there was a toy or something with that name
>>28006296
Wait a sec, tho
>"Rainbow Dash and the Daring Do Double Dare" chapter 7 refers to "Snowflake—the strongest Pegasus in Cloudsdale", and Applejack and the Honest-to-Goodness Switcheroo mentions Snowflake as being a former contestant of the Sweet Apple Acres Pie-Eatin' Extravaganza, both likely in reference to Bulk Biceps under a name previously used by Andy Price and earlier by the fan community
>>28006309
At the very beginning of Rainbow Falls Fluttershy calls him "Bulk Biceps". Which takes precedence over the comics and chapter books in this situation.
I think we all liked Snowflake better though.
>>28006318
Something about Snowflake rubs me the wrong way. I really dislike it, but I couldn't tell you why.
>>28006333
GOD NO, PINKIE DON'T!!! IT'S TOXIC!!
>>28006333
Fuck you, Pinkie.
Golden Harvest, Sweetie Drops, Minuette and Time Turner are extremely snuggly ponies
pegasus ponies are cuddly ponies
>>28006345
and let's not talk about Dj Pon-3
>>28006348
No shit, they have a natural +2 in CHA.
>>28006345
don't forget about Dirt Rockets
>>28006351
Pegasi: +3 DEX, +2 CHA, -1 INT
Earth Ponies: +3 STR, +2 COS, +1 WIS, -2 CHA
Unicorns: +4 INT, -3 COS, +1 WIS, +1 CHA
>>28006345
Yup. I would all of those ponies. When I start to think "well, not that one as much" I realize no, I would that pony just as much.
God, ponies.
>>28006360
>Earth Ponies not having -2 INT
>unicorns having the least total bonuses
THAT LIST IS BIASED
>>28006373
Oh look, a unicornfag who can't handle that earthies aren't inferior.
>>28006373
Pfffft, you're just jealous because unicorn mares are either ugly and messy or complete sluts.
>Earthies: Octavia, Roseluck, Cheerilee
>Pegasi: Fluttershy, Flitter and Cloudchaser, The goddess of love herself
>Uncorns: Moondancer, Lyra, Minuette
>>28006386
I like that horse a lot. 10/10 would chill with AND go to weird, loud raves with
>>28006389
>Rarity: Slut
>Sweetie: Slut in fieri
>Lyra: plain
>Moondancer: ugly
>Minuette: plain
>Twalot: fat
>Trixie: slut
>Starlight: slut and crazy
...and I can't possibly remember any other relevant unicorn mare, since they are so plain.
>>28006387
Apple butt best butt.
>>28006406
>Lyra
>Plain
she so pretty and refreshing though
i would eat out zecora
i bet she doesn't get fucked very much, living by herself in the middle of the everfree forest
that makes me sad
>>28006408
Anon, are you seriously comparing her to, dunno, this classy hottie?
Lyra is cute, at best.
>>28006410
she makes do with her zebra 'antiques' and manticores
>>28006410
Zecora probably has lots of sex with changelings and creatures in the Everfree, though.
>>28006408
why would you ever save such a jaggy picture
>>28006412
Octavia is pretty
Lyra is cute
>>28006412
>Octavia
>Sapphire Shores
>Coloratura
>All the stage performers are earthies
Really makes you think
>>28006412
you literally posted the plainest possible pony
I don't mean to be rude, but she's figuratively a mule with a pink tattoo
>>28006410
That's why she deserves all the kisses and hugs.
>tfw being into earth ponies before it was cool
>you will never experience the wonders of an earth pony blow job
>>28006418
>All the stage performers are earthies
hello and fuck you
>>28006419
>Said the one posting recolored unicorn Dash
>>28006406
I want to put my dick in a crazy
>>28006424
Anon, please, I meant the stage performers that matter, not the self taught egotic ones.
>>28006412
Who could ever hate this beautiful earthie?
>>28006425
that doesn't even make sense
there are a lot of Lyra recolors, but Rainbow Dash is not one of them
>>28003234
artist?
nude version?
>>28006430
That is a very digusted hoe.
>>28006429
I hate her, because she prefers girls over guys.
why is everyone saying celestia's going to die
>>28006429
>Gray Earth pony butts
The best kind
>>28006437
because it's the latest hot brony meme
tell your friends
>>28006442
>because it's the latest hot brony meme
People have been saying it since 2012
>>28006451
it just started up again in the past couple of days because someone vandalized the imdb page for the horse movie
>>28006451
Celestia's been dead since 2012
since then, it's just been Chrysalis in disguise
It's too early in the morning to wake up.
>Wake up
>Look up /a/ and /m/ all excited about a new episode this Thursday.
>Sorry, the show is cancelled, come back for the restart in September.
At least MLP's coming back online, but damn...
What're your predictions for Saturday?
Still kinda bummed Daring Do was degraded from a personal fantasy to a real hero.
Damn. Now I'm in the mood to cuddle zebras again.
>>28006480
>What're your predictions for Saturday?
Exactly the same for the rest of the season. I'll hate it but everyone else will love it.
>>28006485
Please do not hate the ponies.
>>28006484
I mean, yes, unicorns have all the brain and all, but sweet Celestia, they all look the same. UGLY same.
And when they do look good, like Rarity or Fleur de lis, they exploit this genetuc trait as if there was no tomorrow. I.e. like sluts
>>28006485
You can always lower your standards, anon.
Doesn't mean you have to accept shit.
They are simply too high.
Getting too attached to this show simply ruins it for you.
>>28006491
What the fuck are you talking about. I just want to snuggle this girl.
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>>28006504
There has arisen a need for Zecora, nobs. A great need.
>>28006491
Pegasi, instead, are very slick and different. Too bad they are dumb as bricks.
I mean earthies are the best pick: ik, maybe they are not as beautiful as the average pegasus bitch, but they at least have the righ mix of brain and beauty, not too much, not too few
>>28006502
Oops, sorry, didn't mean to quote
>>28006504
Fluttershy trying to form a hip hop group
>>28006504
SILVERSPEED GOING FAST
>>28006504
>>28006503
luna wearing her stupid novelty fangs at an inappropriate timeluna wearing her stupid novelty fangs at an appropriate time
>>28006503
Hey,you want a pawjob, Roogles?
>>28006504
Fluttershy and Tree Hugger nature hiking.
>>28006504
Princess Celestia wondering where her episode is.
>>28006517
what the hell is nature hiking
>>28006520
that thing you do when you get lost in the woods
>>28006520
Hiking. In nature.
>>28006522
Yeah that.
>>28006522
>>28006524
how is that any different from a hike
it's the same thing my dudes
>>28006504
hip hop mare trying to form a Fluttershy group
>Today is World Nature Conservation Day
You know, like a tree hugger.
>>28006522
...and then bang the shit out of the girl who was hiking with you?
>>28006525
fluttershy and treehugger hiking out of nature
>>28006525
The emphasis is more on looking for pretty shit I guess.
>>28006530
>"Shouldn't we...aaaah...look f-for help...mmmmmh...?"
"IT'S TOO LATE, WE HAVE TO ENSURE THE FUTURE OF OUR GENES, NOW!!"
>>28006504
ember cuddling anon
>>28006504
rap mare wearing this
>>28006539
Did you say Ember cuddling?
Is it bad that I want her to at least briefly betray the Mane Six?
>>28006552
Eh, Discord already did it. I'm hoping for something more interesting.
I want a candy cane now.
>>28006537
>Twilight has tried getting lost with Anon a dozen times
>It has always failed
>"Oh noooo, looks like we are lost"
"What are you saying? Thw path is right here"
>"But we don't know where it leads! It could be dangerous!"
"The sign here states Ponyville, 1 mile"
>"WHAT IF IT WAS A CHANGELING SIGN?"
>>28006549
Don't forget to massage her friendship glands.
Her lizard brain doesn't naturally have those warm fuzzy feelings
>>28006507
>>28006555
well, then, Mr.Trips –
how about a double reverse betrayal, where the Mane Six thinks she's gone bad again but she's actually playing a long game with a more dangerous foe?
>>28006564
holy CUTE
>>28006561
Real girls are weird: they always get angry when I massage their friendship glands.
It's like they don't get the friendly meaning of it
>>28006564
God damn, that looks cozy. Zebras would be even hardier cuddlers than earth ponies.
>>28006564
Oh gosh. She's so cuddly!
>>28006552
No, I want her to be happy.
Remember to cuddle your pone.
>>28006573
Back off filly. There's only enough room for one small animal lover in Ponyville.
>>28006591
I will cuddle a fillyand a colt
>>28006549
>>28006539
>>28006591
What if I have a zebra?
>>28006600
CUDDLE DRAGONS HARDER
>>28006600
Preposterous.
>>28006602
Dispose of it and get a pony.
>>28006600
Your good draws and triple doubles won't deter anyone, nobby.
>>28003234
>>28006612
you have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan
>>28006609
I don't believe in downgrading.
>>28006614
So this means we won't post more?
>>28006618
What a cutie
>>28006630
>>28006634
>Anon will never rap over the sick beats produced by Fluttershy's butt
>>28006609
Fluttershy needs a tailcut.
Maybe she should get some really agressive, like Bab's. Can you imagine how naked she'd feel wit that much cut offf?
>>28006504
well, think that's it for now
I'll try to take some more requests when I wake up
>>28006641
She has tail extensions.
For all we know it could actually be that short already.
>>28006644
Anon that's just a rumor
Man, this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DTF3WUbXO0
Why did they have toruin it with shitty lyrics?
>>28006644
She didn't confirm or deny that rumor. Her reaction to a false rumor would have been just as bad as a real rumor.
Why the fuck would you get tail extensions so that it drags on the ground and gets dirty as fuck?
>>28006658
But it was a good song
>>28006658
What? It was good. The chorus could use some work but I liked it a lot.
I mean, how could unicorn even compare?Ok, Daisy is not as beautiful as her sisters, but she's still good.
>>28006644
can i pet fluttershy in her box?
>>28006673
It's too early to be drinking anyway.
>You will never snuggle them to exhaustion
>>28006677
Bullshit.
>>28006674
>ghost
;__;
>>28006682
She's alive, relax,just not pretty
>>28006681
When it's time to drink I'll drink twice as much for you, anon
>>28006696
That doesn't help me at all, you bastard.
>>28006700
It helps me
>>28006686
>Tfw you're not as beautiful as your sisters
>Not as dramatic
>Stallions talk to you just to get to your sisters.
>You're just another pony with green, messy mane.
Being Daisy is suffering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FftI0oRg2M
>>28006726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O9kbmYsNo
>>28006735
I mean, there would be roof access without going through the library as well, I think for emergencies. Like a ladder.
I thought it was funny that she snuck onto school property and onto the roof to sing at dawn though.
>>28006753
>dawn
wasn't it dusk?
>>28006754
No, the sun was coming up.
>>28006756
Welp nope, I'm a huge faggot.
>>28006761
Eh, it happens. Have a couple beautiful earthies for your troubles
>>28006711
I asked my gf to marry me and she just stood there, staring at me for a couple minutes, before I walked back home.
>>28006761
>>28006769
Okay watching it again I see where I was confused.
Holy fuck, she's up their the entire night and sees the sun set and the sun rise.
Sitting outside all night alone on a roof thinking about the past... Sometimes you just have to sort yourself out like that.
The only thing missing was the nail-polish flavored vodka and cigarettes.
Haven't been on the ride since S2 finale. What's happened so far?
I wanna snuggle with Surprise and Spitfire.
>>28006782
It's Sunset, anon. Like many other unicorns, she's fucking crazy.
>>28006781
>tfw you want to marry your GF but you don't realize you've muttered the words for the time-stop spell, instead.
>>28006789
I want to cuddle with Soarin and Wave Chill
>>28006781
Her name is Catherine
>>28006781
Why did you propose to a mannequin
>>28006787
Not much. It's still pretty much keeping the status quo.
>>28006787
Queen Chrysalis is even still around. But doesn't show up too often.
>>28006787
The show is anime now
wtf
>>28006787
Show turned to shit
Oh wait you said S2 finale not S2 opener, my bad
>>28006814
The show has been shit since the beginning of S1E1
>>28006787
You also missed this motherfucker.
>>28006787
Twilight became an alicorn princess, Cadence and Shiny had a baby, the Elements of Harmony were put inside a big tree, Discord was redeemed, the CMC got cutie marks and a new pony joined the main 6
>>28006820
They also blew up the library and gave Twilight a castle
>>28006831
Gave Pinkie a new sister and canonized the names of the other two.
>>28006831
>>28006820
New pony? Is she replacing someone?
>>28006833
And create a brother for Fluttershy and made him at the same time gay and attracted to RD.
>>28006837
Nope, she's an addition, they're the main 7 now
>>28006841
Hug me, I'm a tree.
>>28006842
And have RD join the Wonderbolts, and Rarity to open new shops all over Equestria
Also Gilda came back
Also, let's not talk about the humanized movie and Corndog pony (now human)
>>28006841
>/mlp/
get the fuck out shithorse
>>28006845
What's her name? Is there also like a seventh element of harmony?
>>28006842
He's not gay, he just looks like a bitch.
>>28006857
Starlight Glimmer, and no. The elements aren't really a thing anymore, the writers realized they were just a lazy plot device and made them go away
>>28006859
>A mane stylist
>not gay
Suuuuuuuuure
>>28006855
>my little PONY
>Humanized movie
Literally wut, where did this come from
>Safest hands
>Wingback
>>28006864
Dude, for real? We have 3 and a fourth one incoming.And no, they're not good.
I have no life because of this cartoon!
When it will finally come to an end I'm gonna move on!
>>28006870
Fortunately they have 0 impact on the show, so they can be ignored completely
>>28006864
>he doesn't know
RUN! DON'T ASK! RUN AWAY NOW!
>>28006870
>>28006873
I take it these were designed with the idea of making shekels in mind
>inb4 that's the whole show
>>28006864
Hasbro's festering asshole
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to drawn horses”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>28006875
TOO LATE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qRl-JnDAcU
quack
>>28006870
No, they aren't, but humanizations were always terrible
>>28006876
Yep. The only somewhat decent one was the second movie, but all three (soon four) are completely skippable
>>28006879
That's some vintage memery
>>28006855
shamwow is my waifu and I'll talk about her whenever I want to you fuckign faget
>>28006880
what the fuck
this looks awful
why was this made
>>28006890
Because Hasbro wanted in on those Monster High shekels
The movies are bombing harder and harder, so who cares, show's still great
>>28006876
Shekels and enraging Twifags for fun
>>28006891
Except they've only gotten better with each installment, silly
>>28006887
Shimmy's the only character in the movies that isn't a pale copy of a better character from a more interesting setting
Yes, I'm quite fond of her — in her superior equine form
>>28006894
The first one was unwatchable trash, the second one was watchable trash, the third one was unwatchable trash once again
>>28006892
>enraging Twifags
How so specifically? Like a relationship?
>>28006862
Next you'll say Dash has to be a lesbian because of the rainbows and being more tomboyish.
>>28006894
The third one was dreck, and didn't even have a decent villain
Also that doesn't mean they're not selling worse with each installment
>>28006900
They introduce a love interest of sorts, but it's never referenced outside the movies
>>28006898
>>28006903
no the third was objectively the best
the others relied entirely on popshit and brony memes while this one had an interesting plot
the fact that it didn't have a "villain" is also a positive factor because the show and other movies' villain are always generic ebil big bads
>>28006900
First movie had a date with generic jock guy (name's Flash Sentry, drives a cool car and plays guitar. Completely generic) complete with blushing and occasional hugs. Second movie had an almost kiss luckily blocked at the last minute by Trixie. Third movie had another Twilight Sparkle (The Twilight in the first two movies was pony one, gone thru a magic mirror and transformed into human) reject Flash's approaches, leaving him crying.
I can't wait to see how they will make things worse in the fourth movie.
>>28006910
>interesting plot
If you've never watched a movie in your entire life, maybe
>>28006905
Seems kind of anti-twilight, but I guess it doesn't matter since the movies are non-canon, and the movies are considered bad from this thread's opinions
>>28006915
>FG's plot wasn't interesting
If you have brain damage on top of immensely shit taste, maybe
>"Tee-hee, Flash asked you about ME?"
COME THE FUCK ON! I'M NOT EVEN A TWIFAG AND THIS MAKES ME CRINGE!
>>28006920
You can tell the writers don't give a hot fuck about the movies, yeah
>>28006920
Except they are canon
The show staff had to say it like 5 times already and an EqG character already appeared in the show, but braindead bronies like you can't accept it
>>28006901
Well, no, because...come on, she fucking is.
>>28006921
>shitty school rivalry movie
You're right, I've never seen one of those, except in every mediocre teen movie ever made
>>28006924
On one hand I'm weirded out that she was so easily attracted to a human but at the same it's interesting and makes me wonder if she just has a fetish for weird creatures or if a lot of ponies would find humans attractive.
>>28006930
They're canon the same way DBZ movies are canon to the show, in the sense that they're never ever gonna be referenced by the main show, nor have any sort of impact in it
>EqG
It's like you guys hate taste.
>>28006930
the hell? where did this accusation come from
I just haven't been here in a while, that's all
>>28006901
She has to be gay. How else could she resist that handsome stallion's advances?
>>28006938
Weird monkey wiener
Not even Derpy managed to save us from such a terrible trainwreck
>>28006935
>hurr durr if I cut out 80% of the plot involving magical Equestria portal fuckery and only describe the high school stuff I can say the whole thing is 0/10 garbage
wew laddie
>arguing about what's canon or not canon
>again
Pls no
>>28006857
Princess Big Mac is canon now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVfgBQZNXsQ
>>28006941
Flash Sentry showed up as a pony in one scene and didn't even talk, chances are the animators just sneaked him there as a nod to the movies, and that's what EQG apologists latch on desperately
>>28006945
I ship them. It would be cute.
>>28006953
He showed up in two scenes and talked in the second one you fucking fan of the fandom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8wjQ5GGNQ
>>28006910
>an interesting plot
lolno
It was a sad, half-assed "Hunger Games" reference that made no sense.
Midnight Sparkle was, fortunately, hot enough to hide the conceptual weakness of the scenes leading up to her battle with Daydream Shimmer.
Thanks for the news ppl
>even if not all of it is welcome
See you all again in 3 years, gonna be lurking for a bit tho
>>28006962
Just watch the goddamn show
>>28006946
The magic thing was fucking dumb, it's easily the worst part of the entire movie
>>28006960
>It was a sad, half-assed "Hunger Games" reference that made no sense.
What
There was literally nothing resembling hunger games aside from those medals that people got at the toy fair when they revealed the line
Oh right, I forgot.
Episode 100 was a Mane-6 lite ep: they only appeared in the first two minutes and the last.
The rest of it was centered about three couples (as in 'two ponies'): Derpy and Time Turner, Bon Bon and Lyra and Octavia and Vinyl. Also it featured a 15 secs monologue by Gummy, a couple Doctor Who references and Celestia and Luna arguing like teens.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3pk89w_mlp-slice-of-life_shortfilms
Some liked it, some hated it.
>>28006962
Anon, don't go! Take me with you!
>>28006969
>a couple
The Scarf and...?
>>28006967
Thus, made no sense.
But now you know why it was called "Friendship Games" and prominently featured archery.
No, unfortunately I probably am right
>>28006978
-"Allons-y" (10th catchphrase)
-Some shots of Time Turner lab looking suspiciously similar to 9th/10th TARDIS.
>>28006970
I'll be here for a bit, /mlp/ doesn't seem all that different, but the AiE number shocked me
Let the fillies hit the floor.
Let the fillies hit the floor.
Let the fillies hit the floor.
Let the fillies hit the-
>>28007006
>>28007006
>>28007017
>>28007018
Never do a trust fall with Anon.
>>28007017
>>28006992
You haven't seen all the COYAs then
Also, since we were talking about Equestria Crap, can we be real honest for once?
The songs in that thing fucking suck.
>>28007081
The siren songs in the second one were pretty good
But yeah, the other songs range from mediocre to shit
>>28007081
I remember thinking the one from the cafeteria was better than I expected it to be
>>28007087
No, sorry, there's no redeeming factor in any of them. It's a bunch of forgettable copypasted pop songs. Even "Razzle Dazzle" is better than anything Equestria Girls.
>>28007095
Would date.
>>28007094
But Razzle Dazzle was one of the better S5 songs
>>28007109
IKTF
>>28007110
Makes you think, huh?
>>28007125
Not really?
Or are you one of those guys that thinks all pop songs are bad?
>>28007094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmsThcOGTQ&user=Letupita725HD
If you ignore the visuals it's actually pretty good, or at least the sirens' parts are
I actually really like the bassline and buildup before theclimax
>97mil views
Shoot me now
>>28007119
I want to ahegao maud.
>>28007145
...that's not a verb, anon. It means "weird face", at best it's a status. I mean, you don't say "I want to orgasm maud"
>>28007119
I want to give Maud my cummies.
>>28007154
I want to orgasm maud.
>>28007157
...ok.
>>28007157
>>28007155
>>28007145
HANDS OFF
>>28007155
>>28007157
>"I'm not really into fucking..."
I want to make people stop talking about Maud.
>>28007179
But gray butts are best butts
>>28007179
Sorry anon, she's too hot. Everything about her is hot. Even her voice actor, and she doesn't even have hooves.
>>28007179
I want you to stop talking
>>28007184
I agree. Let's post butts of good grey ponies instead of awful disgusting Maud.
>>28007184
Yes
>>28007178
That's okay you don't need to be.
>>28007194
YOU'RE GOING TO GET MAUD AND THAT'S FINAL
>>28007165
>Not - Maud Pie totally losing her shit.png
>>28007204
lolno I want a good greyhorse
>>28007209
And I guess this would be "Maud Pie Culminating", huh?
>>28007219
YOU SON OF...ok, ok, I'm calm. Let's have a compromise.
MUH DICK
>Maud walks up to you
>She hands you a small pink remote
>"What's this?"
>"Try it."
>You twist the dial on the remote, it clicks into place.
>There's a very feint vibrating sound
>...
>You twist the knob to max
>VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
>Maud is staring up at you, stonefaced
Last image for cutest filly
>>28007240
>Pinkie is writhing on the ground right behind you
>>28007261
>Hansen intensifies
Anon, please.
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>>28007250
I like it. Wrong colors though? Maud's kimono is blue.
>>28006938
>enter a weirdo alien body in another universe
>cant control the hormones yet since its a new body
>you want to fuck everything
>twily has just been doing a good job resisting so far but she is constantly masturbating every chance she gets
its an acceptable headcanon i can believe. i cant blame twily for wanting to fuck highschool flash.
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>>28007368
You know what? Yeah, that could work in my head.
Do you thing going to Equestria would be hard on humans? Would Brad Sentry have trouble controlling his horse boners?
I love Princess Peach Filly.
>>28007376
>The ultimate dreamy boy gets to Equestria
>he begins fucking everything in sight, taking advantage of his dreamy boy status
>even your waifu
OH GOD NO
>>28007376
>All the mares are giggling at Brad
>Not because he's constantly getting erect but because of how he keeps awkwardly trying to hide it with his hooves
>>28007387
>>28007387
>>28007387
Princess at work or play?