They're doing it on purpose. They have to be doing it on purpose.
>>27960867
It's on purpose.
>>27960867
EqG: Legends of the waifu forest
>>27960867
She's ugly.
>>27960867
>>27960876
Finally, they're pandering to my boner.
>>27960878
>dat SciTwi ponytail
I'll be watching this with my dick out. I can't fucking wait
>>27960867
>wearing a white shit
>Still ccan't see any nipples
Why?
>>27960878
My goodness, Sunset, how short are those shorts?!
>>27960923
She's actually a man and doesn't have any.
Screencap this.
>>27960876
holy fuck that's lewd.
>>27960923
You don't spend much time around women, do you?
Look at that chest, there's no coincidence here, EqG is straight up lewd now.
>>27960980
MASSIVE
AIRBAGS
>>27960867
Of course they're doing it on purpose, anon.
The kids won't see any sexuality in it. Sure, maybe some little boy somewhere gets a confused boner and will one day grow up to be like us, but these scenes were made just for the adult audience. The movies wouldn't do well if they were unattractive.
>>27960928
Short enough to turn Timbers wood from Douglas fir to mahogany.
>>27960980
Yes, girls have breasts. Why is this a revelation to you?
>>27960878
Sunset's hips.
>>27961017
Nuh uh, they have pee pee parts just like boys!
>ITT: virgins
>>27961022
/thread/
>>27961039
Is that supposed to be new information?
>>27961039
>ITB
>>27961017
Well, you see, Applejack, some girls, like Fluttershy don't just have breasts, they have big, round, soft yet firm wonderbags of fun.
>>27960879
Fuck you, you little microdick shit eater.
>>27960867
Is there a risk that this EQG might be good? I don't like it but I'm getting sort of hyped
>>27960887
Same. I'll probably have my dick in my hand softly stroking it during the whole movie.
>>27961041
>/thread/
Murk lore, newfag.
>>27961058
Nah
>>27961117
Hi summer friend
>>27960931
>Men don't have nipples
Sure is summer in here.
>>>/trash/
>>27960879
They're all fucking ugly, fampai.
>>27960928
Not very short.
>>27961214
>newfag calling others summer
Just die, shit thread.
>>27961728
You people are pathetic.
>>27961939
You're pathetic.
>>27960879
no u
>>27962009
Says the namefag that contributes absolutely nothing to any thread he is in.
>>27962009
>namefag
>too new to /thread
>calling others newfags
>calling others pathetic whilst arguing on an mlp thread on a Taiwanese penis massage board
just kill yourself desu
>>27960867
>
Oh, shit. It's for real?
>this entire thread
>no hooves
I think you all know what you have to do now.
HINT:Kill yourselves.
>>27960876
>they didn't do it when she was wearing skirt
>>27963419
>/d/'s banner submission
>>27960867
>this entire thread
Is it physically possible to have your dick explode?
>>27960867
>>27960876
>>27960878
>>27960881
>>27961007
>>27962085
>>27963547
I give up. What is it they're doing on purpose?
>>27963648
Are you gay, or did you lose your dick in battle?
>>27963648
you are too innocent
like in the first ages of media, they are recurring to "sexualize" the main characters
a little word here, a little bra lift there, a little nice pic then
you can't be that clueless
>>27963732
To be fair, it still hasn't surpassed Rainbow Rocks in terms of lewdness. Pic related was of the charts.
Let's keep our hopes high though.
>>27963670
>>27963732
>her hair's down like many other characters have it all the time
>this is an intentional move to sexualize the character by animators
Is this it? She looks cute with it that way, but they're always supposed to be cute. You're projecting your boner onto the animators.
>>27963755
There like an album of all of the lewd poses in the EqG movies?
>>27963771
>You're projecting your boner onto the animators.
Cartoon animators are some of the perviest freaks in showbiz.
>>27963784
No
It was a naked edits album. We will have more, but we started to run out of editors
>>27963648
Child detected.
>>27963623
>it's 2016
>still rejects Equestria Girls
I think you should take your own advice, sir.
>>27964015
eat a bullet hasjew shillshit
>>27963635
kek
Is the third movie worth watching? I haven't seen it yet. I'm not too big on eqg but I don't mind it and the forth one looks fun.
>>27964458
Yeah. It's worth the hour and a half to watch it. I feel the events in it will play into the forth.
>>27960878
Personal canon for this screenshot:
>Sunset just ripped a massive fart and is all-too proud of it
>Twilight is trying to defuse the situation, telling everyone else it's not that bad
>Rarity is getting the brunt of it and cannot deal with it at all
>Derpy is trying to distance herself from this whole fiasco
>>27964547
I want Sunset to be my Fart Queen, hnnng
>>27964044
>if you like EqG, youre a shill because they only made it to sell toys!
hows that FiM shilling going good goy?
>>27961017
Well son, the rest of us know this, but we also know that large corporations like Hasbro don't like to acknowledge stuff like this.
>>27963623
>Namefag telling someone else to kill themselves.
>>27960980
Hootershy CONFIRMED
>>27961039
Newfag
>>27960867
>>27960876
>>27960878
>>27960980
>this movie
>>27965594
>>27960867
just like my chinese cartoons
>>27965580
>C cups
>hooters
Starved for boob content, I take it?
>>27960876
nude edit when?
What is Rare human thinking in this shot?
>>27965633
>"N-no hooves?
>>27963755
Rock hard in the theater... and it was on purpose
>>27963804
Jeez, remember the reason some storyboarders came up when giving Beetlejuice his red fingernails?
That and Tijuana Bibles
>>27965633
>Heh.
>It means incredible power.
>I swoop in, unjustly crushing the countless other fragile "strenghts", trampling and destroying them with ease!
>That is MY power.
>Violence is the ultimate force in the world!
>Yes.
>My power stands at the world's zenith!
>Other frail and delicate strengths mean nothing!
>Merely dust on the road.
>>27960867
Wait a minute...
>>27965695
What do you mean?
>>27965695
OH.Can't unsee. Dammit, Eva is top fucking unf.
>it's another namefag spergs out because nobody cares about his opinions episode
I hate reruns
>>27960878
I mean I'm honestly kind of glad that this show and these movies are supposed to advertise Hasbro's toys, because otherwise they'd rely on "DUDE WAIFUS LMAO!" to keep the show running instead of actual quality writing of compelling stories and scenes, because you waifufags would eat any shit up from blatant mary sue characters to characters filled with cliches.
>>27965782
>because you waifufags would eat any shit up from blatant mary sue characters to characters filled with cliches.
It's not our fault anon, we are but simple men, and they are just too perfect.
>>27960878
LEGS
LEGSSSS
LEGGSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>27963631
>Applejack wearing a skirt at all
It'll never be okay.
>>27964547
That's the first weird erection I've gotten today, but probably not the last.
>>27965782
I know how you feel, anon. A lot of people just want their personal connection to a character over anything else. Really fucks up trying to actually discuss a character or story.
>>27964547
it's from all that hay she secretly eats
>>27963670
These are EqG character designs. If you find them erotic you're doing something wrong. >>27965725 is erotic. EqG designs are like the Y someone carved in a public restroom stall.
>>27966282
Anything's erotic if you put your mind to it. Hell /co/ even has a thread up to masturbate to a red getting both holes filled.
boards.4chan.org/co/thread/84731033/>inb4 you forget you can't crosslink to /co/ from /mlp/
>>27963645
Of course fucking newfag. We're still trying to figure out if it canexplode twicethough.
>>27966282
You realize we find pic related erotic too right?
And let's be real, it's literally a colorful blob that looks nothing like the thing it's supposed to represent with way too big googly eyes attached to it.
You should probably fuck off back to /a/ and stay there you fucking normie.
>>27964547
Personal canon for you:
>Fartfag
>Needs to fucking end himself right now
>>27960878
>be you
>you are with them there
>mane 6 + shimmer + derps
>they are all cold as depicted
Who do you cover with your leather jacket?
>>27966358
The retarded one so the others think I'm a kind and caring person looking out for underprivileged people.
I just hope Dash returns it afterwards.
>>27966358Flash Sentry
>>27966369
Oh you~
>>27964015
>just accept this shoehorned series of non-canon made-for-television movies with only one of them so far being worth a watch
>>27966376
Look at the OP picture Applefriend, just shut up and enjoy Applejack being for very sexual this movie.
>>27966358
I go back to my bunk and grab my blankets and sleeping bag for everyone else to share while I personally warm Shimmer up
>>27966376
>non-canon
Anon, I hate to tell you this(no I don't)but EqG IS canon
>>27966403
Am I the only one who thinks a hyper-conservative toy company like Hasbro isn't intentionally making fapbait in their toy commercials marketed toward little girls?
>>27960867
CUTE
U
T
E
>>27966420
EG is supposed to be marketed to tweens apparently.
It fits since love interests were shoved and it takes place in highschool.
>>27966414
>EqG IS canon
>>27966432
>thinking it isn't
>>27960867
Puncess Carlostia: 'Who? The Sea Ponies? They must be doing it onporpoise'
>>27966420
Dude, there is a lake right besides the camp, A LAKE.
That means the characters might go swimming there.
In, for the occasion appropriate, SWIMWEAR.
Do you understand this?
This movie is 100% lewd and Hasbro knows it.
>>27964044
>waste of dubs
Did you forget that MLP's original intention was to sell hasbro's toys to begin with since 1986, or are you really that naïve and stupid?
>>27966376
>still getting this mad over something that's already happened.
>admits one is worth attention.
I think you have a problem with being contradictive in your argument on the subject, friend...
>>27966456
go to desuarchive and look up this guy's filename
>>27966414
>EqG IS canon
[Citation Needed]
Until Twilight up and goes "Hey, remember the time you were a dog and I had hands, Spike?" in an actual episode, it is not canon. You faggots are so delusional.
>>27960867
>>27966468
PERFECT!
Is Cannon EqG?
>>27966482
Meghan stated it was and that Flash is in the show and even has a speaking role
What if there is a scene where Applejack is alone in her tent and 3 boys from the football team shows up. with rope.
>>27966414
>>27966482
EG canonity to the main show is like the Netflix Marvel series to the movieverse. Netflix makes references to the MCU but the MCU has yet to reference the Netflix shows whereas EG referenced the Glimglam timewarp finale months before the episode aired.
It's 5050 canon, which is more canon than the comics at this point. Just call it the EU.
>EqG
<- I guess this makes it as canon as you can get.
EqG Pinkie has TWO party cannons. Your argument is invalid.
>>27966491
>Meghan's word means anything
>>27966508
>Gee Bill, TWO wieners!
>>27966511
>still mad that mom left you
>>27966338
>You realize we find pic related erotic too right?
>mfw I resisted clopping for all these years, retaining my sexual attraction to women
>mfw I found a ponyfag girl IRL
>mfw we're dating
>mfw I will lose my virginity someday
>>27966520
>not becoming a wizard
fucking homo
>>27966520
Make her wear a Twilight costume or any formal clothing in purple (with glasses) you lucky bastard.
>>27966520
This is why people hate mobileposters.
>blogpost no one cares about
>Prefers real women to ponies
>Literally proud of giving up his magical powers for earthly pleasures, which will inhibit him from ever going to equestria
>>27966526
>>27966567
Rupert Grint is a normal wizard. Your argument is invalid.Anyone who is near Taras taras - The Miracle(s) of the Universe - becomes instantly beyond Awesome, and is uncriticisable
So-called 'Wizards' - NEET Hikikomori shut-in love-shy incels - are the inferior subhuman plebeians. Losing my virginity at 16, and having a girlfriend. Feels good being superior to you plebs.
>>27966633
>Losing my virginity at 16
>Losing
>ing
>16
ayy lmao
>>27966633
I have no idea what you're talking about but here's a (You)
>>27966633
>nyone who is near Taras taras - The Miracle(s) of the Universe - becomes instantly beyond Awesome, and is uncriticisable[/URL]
Stan Lee has been near Taras taras too. A Lucky Man he is indeed. A Heroman. is Stan.
>>66633
Full House. You'll never beat that, plebby 'Wizard' subhumans. Normal is superior.
>>27966633
>3dpd fag
>boasting about it
>on /mlp/ of all places
>>27960878
This picture reminds me of The Shitting Circle https://www.fimfiction.net/story/212763/1/the-shitting-circle/the-shitting-circle
>>27966468
If I see Sunset in a two-piece, my dick is gonna explode.
>>27966633
>having sex before marriage
>spoiling your special experience you would have shared with your special someone on your wedding night
>>27966668
>66668
>8
Oh, how you & your argument fails.
>66633
The numbers decree it. Normal is superior. You are inferior. Deal with it.
>>27966567
>S-stupid normies and their g-g-girlfriends reeeeeeee ;_;
>>27966683
>Never having sex
>Your only 'special experience' is with your hand
>>27966690
>>27966705
>>27966724
This is what happens when summer meets weekend, jesus christ.
>>27966683
>Special experience
What did he mean by this?
sometimes there are threads that make me question why I even still come here
this is one of them
>>27966848
>Trump did everything wrong.
Zecora: 'Your "Wall" will never come to passSo you can therefore kiss my ass'
>>27966848
Prove it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
>>27966878
This really needs an updated version.
>>27960867
>>27960876
>>27960878
>>27960980
>>27965633
top unf
>>27966878
Trump is a credible politician?Prove it
>>27966884
>>27960878
f-fuck it's like high school all over again
>>27966938
He won the nomination for the presidency
Also, he's not a politician
He's a business man
>>27966948
Who is this scary looking old woman and why does she matter to politics?
>>27966369
cheeky cunt
>>27960878
*unzips penis*
>>27960878
I don't see any suitable waifus.Crucify me.
>>27960878
I only want to see this to see them in different outfits. I'm not even sure what my intention is knowing that.
The idea of them going swimming in the lake seems really gratifying.
Maybe it is sexual and I'm just too god damn of a prude to realize it.
I'm always curious what they're doing with the EqG universe, even if I thought the 3rd movie was awfully paced, had too many new characters and not enough good songs.
>>27967146
Elaborate how he's not an argument and how everything he did is wrong.
Your feelings aren't valid
Also you are contradicting yourself
>>>27967012
>>27967183
The preview looks pretty good though, it could genuinely be a good movie if they handle it right.
>Come into this thread expecting discussion of EqG
>Scroll down
>Argument about Trump
I want /pol/ to stay on /pol/
>>27967238
I saw the preview. The creature seems interesting. The setting seems fun. There doesn't seem to be too many new characters... it might be good. It might at least be fun. I was kind of cranky when they suddenly had new powers because "they went camping" but the creature maybe causing it shut me up.
I wonder how shit the songs will be. What kind of content would they even have? A few goofy camp fire songs, a song about the beauty of nature, a song for the "monster", a song about going camping, a song for hiking?
>>27967301
I think the "powers" thing could be one of the strong sides of the movie and especially good for future iterations, because it means moving away from average high school drama stuff and more towards a complete fantasy/sci-fi setting like FiM.
As for the songs, no idea, maybe a spooky song about being scared in the woods?
Doesn't sound too promising, but I too, hope they step it up again after FG, which was quite lacking in the song department as you mentioned.
>>27967183
>dat hole in AJ's shirt
TOO FUCKING LEWD
Can you guys shut up about politics and instead talk about horse people again?
>>27967316
>this whole post
>>27967273
/Thread
>>27966750
You fucking MADMAN!
>>27960867
why the hell have we never seen these girls topless? sunset shimmer stuffs her bra, you realize that, right?
This isn't /pol/ you fucks
This is thread for sexualizing cartoon horse women
>>27967717
those are delicious looking apples
>>27967717
This fellow must be educated.
>>27967733
for ants
>>27964575
Go away James
>>27967535
Derailment is a 4chan tradition
>>27967717
See >>27966750
>>27967837
I want to give her a mustache ride
>>27965695
Applejack is cutest Cra
>>27967717
I want to be that apple.
>They're doing it on purpose
Yes they're definitely doing it on purpose
>>27960867
Doing what on purpose?
Trixie can do anything to me on purpose
>>27963419
Excuse me, but I'm just going to chime in and say that Sunset Shimmer is objectively the most beautiful Equestria Grill and that all other waifus are a shit
Thank you, please feel free to continue discussing not-pony-related garbage
>>27968531
Not Legend of Everfree
>>27968560
She's not even in the top 3
>>27968560
Shimmy by Uotapo (who is trying to murder us). Your argument is valid.
>>27967183
How is it that Rarity always dresses the worst despite being the fashionable one?
>>27968731
Because a pleb like you can't understand how true patrician outfits are.
>>27968560
Holy shit take it to /pol/ this thread is for talking about wanting to impregnate the Equestria Girls.
>>27968893
Definitely upset
The question here is why would this be?
I'm just glad the budget of EQG has increased so that we're no longer getting carbon copy skirts and boots on the girls.
Also fuck Trump. Fuck Hillary too.
>>27968954
I'd fuck Sunset
>>27966750
CAN'T STUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9agPL4dTs
HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE THOSE HUMANS?!??!?!??!
>>27969017
/thread
>>27969017
They are all humans you dude
>>27969053
but those aren't candy colored.
>>27960867
>>27960876
>>27960878
>>27960980
>>27965633
You think we'll get some new nude edit threads after the movie?
>>27969221
>You think we'll get some new nude edit threads after the movie?
Does grass grow in dirt?
>>27969221
Oh we in there famalam
>>27969221
>Nude edits
https://derpibooru.org/1202269?scope=scpe4a50e6a5281a0570917dbdaad6afb56305e1ae31
>>27969262
you're a god
>>27969221
god, i hope so
most of them went away after FF
>>27969261
dear lord
I want to pay them all child support
>>27960876
APPLEJACK YES
>>27966369
>>27966683
You do realize women fuck by the age of 12-13 since the dawn of time, right?
Sorry Humbert, but you're still getting used goods
>>27966369
>>27966633
Damn, she is hot. How does she manage it? Isn't she like 40?
>>27968981
Who wouldn't?
>>27966282
I actually kinda agree with this,despite Sunset Shimmer being my waifu.
The EQG designs aren't really that great, and some fan artists have improved upon her design tremendously.
>>27963755 is still pure unf though.
>>27971403
>>27971418
Her Friendship Games outfit was a big improvement on her design, but that's partially because it masks her proportions more.
Compare pic related to >>27971201. The former has very freaky, inhuman proportions, while the latter is clearly superior, featuring much sexier and more womanly proportions.
>>27969221
The impending edit threads are gonna be jizz-spurtingly awesome given these new outfits.
>>27966282
Well, they're not suppose to be erotic lad.
>>27965633
Having a self-realization as to just how much of a whore she is now that the cum stains have soaked into her skin.
Is there an official release date yet?
>>27960867
>They're doing it on purpose
you guys say it so often, the only way they couldn't do it on purpose if they were to dress up the characters in burkas and make them do their homework for the entire movie
>>27974476
>dress up the characters in burkas and make them do their homework for the entire movie
That's my fetish
>>27968470
What kind of lingerie would Sunset wear?
>>27975056
Probably something like
http://thelingerieaddict.treaclemediallc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/freya-lyla-lingerie-set-731x1024.jpg
>>27960928
not nearly as short as some gym trunks real high school girls wear
>>27963755
Lewd? that scene had me nearly believe it was fucking fake. It looked like twilight and sunset hated both their lives so much they where about to use all that whipcream to huff themselves to death.
>>27975072
dude...
>>27975056
>What kind of lingerie would Sunset wear?
Anything she wants, as long as it included seamed stockings & high heels.
>>27975056
...but you know Shimmy's wearing something red & racy in this selfie that Rara's taking
Can't wait for more updates.
http://imgur.com/a/46UVO
>>27975324
Noice
>>27975346
In black, Shimmy's darkly desirable.
In red, she's racy:
>>27960867
Theyve been doing it on purpose since the second movie. Did you forget how sexual the dazzlers were?
In jim jams, Sunset shimmies my jimmies
I'd grope Sunset's shimmers.
>>27975413
...forgot my pic
>>27975361
What about pink and black?
>>27975324
>>27975340
>>27975361
>>27975403
STOP
>>27975429
>boots still on
>>27975436
You like it when they still wear their boots/shoes?
>>27975429
>Pink and black
...stop it, you're turning me on.
And Shimmy's showing you - and Sonata - something else:
Twilight with pony tail.
Rarity with pony tail.
More...need more pony tails.
>>27975457
More than I should.
>pic related
>>27975477
Loss of Sci Twi's hair-bun is a tragedy though.
A new Shimmer & Trixie pic by Uotapo:...who is still trying to murder us.
>>27975498
>More than I should.
Are you sure, anon? Don't be lying now.
>>27975498
>More than I should.
Are you me?
>>27975503
>They fight about it.
>Anon sneaks by and buys it.
What happens next?
Boots or shoes, Shimmy is best in high heels
>>27975504
>>27975540
>>27975534
>You will never fuck Sunset in that outfit and position.
>>27975547
Sunset + Gibson Flying V + heels = HOT
>>27975561This is fun.
>>27975574
>>27975592
Too bad I can't just freely post the nude versions.With their boots still on.
>>27975563
...but whatever instrument she plays, Shimmy in heels is pure Sex.Would you like to play my Pink Oboe, Sunset?
>>27975601
It's ok, I have the whole Imgur album booked marked.
http://imgur.com/a/46UVO
>filename
...as my trousers feel, at the sight of you in high heels, Sunset.
>>27975617
>>27975617
>You will never listen to Sunset playing her violin.
>>27975629
Good!
Having a cute pone laid across you would make one relaxed.
>>27975676
T H I C C THIGHS
H
I
C
C
T
H
I
G
H
S
>>27975696
T H I C C THIGHS
H
I
C
C
T
H
I
G
H
S
...in tight jeans. And perfect feet I would worship.
I'm just gonna leave this here.
EqG Pinkie has a Shimmerpone on her head. Your argument is invalid.
>>27975601
I think ponka is missing a leg there
>>27975504
>>27975534
>>27975547
>>27975563
>>27975574
>>27975601
>>27975617
>>27975638
>boots
>heels
>lingerie
Guys stop, you're killing me.
>>27975731
It's behind Rarity. You can still see it.
>>27975638
>>27975676
>>27975700
>>27975722
>this art
Nice.
>>27975707
EqG Twi in lingerie makes my kith quiver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axwHIIzp0Kw
As does Twi in fuck-me heels:
>>27975722
Who's this artist?
>>27975756
>>27975766
>>27975781
I think I actually like the lingerie edits more than full on nude.Also posting nude cmc probably isn't the best idea
>>27975792
Mojot:
https://www.derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-mojot
Have a Shimmer in heels enjoying coffee:
>>27975601
So is this the new nude edits thread or what?
>>27975792
>>27975707
Damn it man, I'm at work.
>>27975814
Danke
>>27975676
>>27975700
>>27975707
>>27975824
*Consults Hungarian phrasebook*
You have beautiful thighs.
>>27975849
I dont get it.
Wasn't this thread a lot bigger before?
>>27975879
Monty Python's 'Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook' sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao
Is your hovercraft full of eels? You great pouf.
>>27975881
Dunno, but something else is bigger as a result.
*To Adagio Dazzle*
Do you waaant... to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?! I - I am no longer infected.I'd make her nipples explode with delight
>>27975819
I'm gonna post them as I make them anyway
I'd like to get my hands on Sunset's Shimmers:
>>27960878
>those SciTwi socks
Whoever did these designs deserves a fucking cash prize
Unf
>>27975943
>tfw your not that famous country has been heard.
I don't know which superheroine she is, but Shimmy's causing a Storm in my trousers.
>>27976004
>I'm waiting for you
...as you're in that lingerie, I already came, Twi.
>>27975676
Sunset is one feminine pony squeak away from shoving her thumb up that perky pony booty. Dear god, its too much lewdness pact into innocence for anyone to be safe.
Rara knows how to look hot in lingerie
>>27970239
>Humbert
Nigger u wot? Considering what he was talking about in relation to what you brought up, YOU'RE Humbert.
Not saying it's a bad thing; just unfuck your reference game, anon.
EQG edits thread now?
>>27961022
I wish
>>27975976
>>27976064
>>27976115
>>27976217
>>27976253
>>27976310
Why do edits make me so hard? i need answers
>>27976464
Because you are a faggot who likes the slender frame of a female like a queer.
>>27970239
Lie. Most cultures had death penalty for premarital sex. Not kidding. It doesn't matter if you take Hammurabi, the Bible, or modern scientific results showcasing more than one sex partner fucks up your brain so bad you could basically be called retarded.
>>27967273
>everyone is /pol/
See pic.
I miss the times we could make fun of other boards. Banter, not accusing each other.
>>27976464
I have no idea but I'm happy to see my ones were able to provide a reaction.
>>27976496
Are you taking requests?
>>27976483
Fuck off I'll have you know I suck dick every day.
>>27976504
>Dick.
>Implying one dick a day.
>Being a faggot AND a normie.
>2016
>>27976489
>modern scientific results showcasing more than one sex partner fucks up your brain so bad you could basically be called retarded
If this is true, then you must have had tons of partners. After all, you honestly believe this.
>>27976502
I may do if I get round to it, can't make any promises though.
>>27968996
>itt people don't understand that Obama was the best we could've had in years
>itt people don't understand the majority loves Trump, including actual patriots and people with hearts
>itt people don't realize that the best thing we could have is
> - Trump gaining the majority of votes
> - Hillary growing more arrogant
> - more violent foreigners aka immigrants
> - more gun restrictions
> - and Trump losing
>>27976523
>trusting in scientific data is retarded
>>27976529
>Obama.
>Best thing we could have had.
Not going to sperg on you but we literally could have elected a retard and done better then this disaster.
>>27976533
Post a link to the study
>>27976526
Well if so, then here is one. If you do it, make sure to edit her eyes shut, and to make her bite her lip, so that it adds sexual value to it.
I was just looking for well done vectors, as those bring up the fap quality immensely more than the blank faces, and awkward poses most of these edits have the characters in. Seriously, who the fuck thinks its hot for the characters to just be standing around like a zombie?
>>27976582
Sorry to disappoint but my shitty editing stuff won't do transparent stuff or high quality lines. You're best off asking someone with better software.
>>27976597
I can't say I don't agree with your outlook, anon. But I'm not looking forward to it. Violence is never the best method, but if all else shall fail...
>>27976572
Eh, I'll give you an article instead. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201303/how-casual-sex-can-affect-our-mental-health
>yfw genetics dictate sociology
>yfw religion had it right about psychology
>yfw modernism will always fail
I'll be right back prasing God for giving us biological determinism AND quantum-mechanically improbable free will at the same time.
>>27976612
My friend.
I envy you.
>>27976612
Nobody wants actual violence, Anon, its the reality that it can happen is all that is needed.
You put that small inkling into the back of the minds of those who think they are winning, and you slowly change the tide of the battle.
Saluto Nex Alea.
>>27976640
Looks to have been sponsored by the Institute for Tumblr, come back when it's a study done by a white guy in his mid to late 40s
>>27976658
>nex alea
I already told you people that's ill-formed.
necis alea is chance of death, nex aleae is death of chance
... unless we're syncretizing death and chance/chaos
hmm...
>>27976650
>>27976658
Ave, guys.
Stay safe and keep your shit slick.
>>27963631
Actually, the fact that she's wearing shorts, short sleeves, and no headscarf is haram.
>>27976678
>choosing data based on the people conducting the research
Attacking authority is tumblr-tier. Your post is irony.
>>27976682
Any option works as long as you have the largest hammer.
>>27976688
>>27976699
Double the double dubs!
>>27976710
>anthro
>>27961243
That much is obvious by your post
>>27976650
>>27976658
Praise Kek.
>>27976728
>>27976640
Oh, look. It's another "correlation is causation" scare piece.
Next.
>>27976758
>muh narrative
>>27976751
Mods are mad. Kek.
>>27976740
>>27976758
>causality doesn't exist
>>27976864
>No hooves
>Posts an image that further proves you're underage and retarded.
4chan is for 18+ only. Sorry, hope you had fun kiddo. Time to leave the site. Try Ifunny or 9gag?
Rarity is sexiest EqG girl in lingerie
>>27976763
>>27976878
Hey, anon, if you want to buy into whatever the latest flavor-of-the-month shock piece wants to tell you, don't let me stop you. One day, you might even be able to convince people other than tabloid-reading soccer moms of your scientifically-approved sense of moral superiority.
>>27976710
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSss
>>27976953
Hey anon if you want to project your insecurities
Go right on ahead
>>27976964
Call for mods, nobody will hear you scream.
>>27976993
zozzle my nigga I always see that image deleted every single time
>>27976949
You just know she's about to put on a strap-on.
>>27963804
Yup, this is definitely true. Have a massive collection of self-drawn porn for my personal viewing pleasure. What good is a skill if you can't use it for sexual gratification?
>>27977000
Check'd
>>27976740
>maybe if I post this image over and over it will become true
>haha meme magic XDXDXD
>>27977057
>It's the only image I have to describe the Autism of your kind. Hoovesfags have literally nothing to be upset over.
It's the equivalent of two furries arguing about whether fucking a Chickun is okay, based on the fact that it's humanlike or not. It's simply.... Autistic.
>>27977122
Oops, I accidentally an implying.
>>27977122
I don't follow
>>27977122
>>27977129
>>27977182
>Implying I haven't read the rules.
>Implying I'm not eating delicious cake.
>>27977209
I can tell by the way you type and the fact that you unironically use chickun means you are clearly underage. The rules are there for a reason, go back to ponychan and leave us in peace.
Faggot.
>>27977282
By the way I type, eh? You're clearly perceptive. However, I use a differing persona when I talk on the internet.
By the way, Ponychan is shit. I browsed for 5 minutes and found myself completely disinterested. And the level of Autism jumped 5 times or more.
>>27977039
Rarity's maximum unf both when she's the dom and when she looks vulnerable
>>27977496
Just like Sunset.
AndFlutters
>>27975781
>>27975756
>>27967238
The first EqG was the very definition of mediocre, but each movie was a million times better than the last. I'm incredibly looking forward to seeing Legends of Everfree
>>27965633
>those Rarity hands
Looks like the artists need to be payed more.
>>27968560
Someone please make sense of that anatomy, because I couldn't
What's up with her left arm?
>>27977917Madre de dios!
Listen while scrolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrm0dHbCDU
>>27976740
dumb frogposter
>>27978953
Holy fuck yes.
>>27978953
This is my fetish
>>27965633
Those fucking shorts on Sci-Twi and Sunset are unf as hell.
PFoL
>>27981014
>>27981022
I miss the bun
>>27966358
Either the one who is coldest or the one I'm next to. It depends on who I like more.
>Sunset Shimmer will never ask if she can share your sleeping bag after she accidentally wets her own
>>27976310
Edit threads were my reason to live before the MMTs began to somewhat pick up traction.
>>27981014
The hips and thighs on that nerd, my god.
>>27981217
There is a green about Anon sharing a sleeping bag with Sunny. Look in the Shimmer thread archive. It's pretty funny because Anon is trying to fight his boner he whole time.
>>27981022
Seriously Hasbro, you need to make cutie mark belt buckles.
>>27976310
Are you going to make one?
>>27981275
The edit threads have had some glorious times. I hope they will make a comeback when EqG 4 comes out.
>>27981567
does it end in sex?
>>27981567
Got a link to this archive?
>>27981014
As if she needed to get hotter... they gave her a ponytail. Top UNF
>>27981603
ponytail > bun
sorry bunfags
>>27981632
Whatever the hell it is Sugar Coat does with her hair > Ponytail
>>27981663
that's spooky
>>27971447
>natural redhead :^)
>>27981578
It always ends with sex :^)
>>27982215
Good. Do you have a link to the archive?
>>27981031
But anon, ponytails are the best.
>>27981574
> Legs of Everfree
You know what?
I just noticed that Equestria throws most of its female villains into the mirror while tossing most of its male villains into tartarus.
>>27982590
Clearly female villains are too sexy to banish to tartarus.
>>27982590
Women are vain creatures and are therefore naturally drawn to mirrors
>>27966369
THIS
First rule of being a suave motherfucker is to talk to the fat/ugly friend the most. It gets the other, hotter girls dripping wet because 1: they think you're a nice guy who doesn't go for skin-deep shit 2: they get really fucking jealous but can't show it because they specifically brought their fat friend to elevate their relative attractiveness, and the ploy seemingly failed
>>27982325
if i had a pic of the guy of full metal fumoffu that wears a horse mask, i'll post it right now
>>27977039
Unf. Source?
>>27983301
https://derpibooru.org/1032952
>>27981022
Every time I see this pic, I just get the strongest urge to touch my penis.
IM GONNA CUM
>>27983386
Do it~
>>27966683
T.Religionfag
>>27983424
I'm an atheist and I believe in waiting until marriage. Actually, I agree with a great many Christian values. You'd be an idiot to deny all the good it has done in the world.
>>27983342
You're good people, anon.
>>27981574
>Sunset's perky tits
Universal Noise of Fuck
>>27965633
>I have hands
>But any dick to make a hand job
>>27966508
>I Should?
>I should ask to her?
>She may know where I can make me an abort?
>>27960974
Sports bra makes my dick hard tbqh
>>27984189
Sunset's got the unfiest body for sure.
>>27968562
>With this shield I will protect my virginity.
>>27984619
Can't protect something you've already lost
>>27968586
山瀬戸 志摩
sanseto shima
mountain current/rapid doorway, grinding plan.
this name makes no fucking sense
>>27984587
Excuse me?
>>27984668
What the fuck? That has to be forced
>>27984587
>>27984673
Both are both unf worthy.
>>27984587
It will always look like she's farting to me.
>>27984587
Fuck no.
>>27984513
Lady and Gentlemen:
I think someone who's also on /b/ joined us
>>27968562
>rarity has aegis reflector
nice
>>27984668
It's a Japanese person having fun with word games and interpretations, almost impossible for dirty gaijin to understand. Her actual name is just サンセット・シマー "Sansetto Shima"
>山瀬戸
Honestly I have no clue what the writer is trying to convey, it's too much for my low-tier moonspeak.
>山
Usually "Yama", meaning mountain, but can be read as "San" in context as well, e.g. 山塊 (Sankai) meaning massif.
>瀬戸
"Seto" (A strait, also channel and a whole bunch of other things)
Basically you can pronounce 山瀬戸 as "Sanseto", which is pretty much her actual name, I'm sure there's a deeper meaning behind it, but I'm not good enough to get it.
Also 山瀬 (Yamase) is what Japanese people call it when cool air causes fog and cold surges because of polar easterlies.
>志摩
This one is fairly simple.
>志
"Will/Volition/Aim/Kindness/Determination towards a goal or to change etc.
>摩
A Horse in Shogi. This is self explanatory.
Shima or 志摩 is a city wikipedia.org/wiki/Shima,_Mie among other things(A former province for one) but the picture on this page is just too perfect.
As you probably can guess, you write "Shima " as シマー in kata, which is her actual last name.
Basically, 山瀬戸 志摩 is the most overly complicated way to get to Sansetto Shima imaginable, the writer probably thinks he's smart because muh hidden meaning but it's just fucking stupid, because instead of having easy to read kata, which are supposed to be there in the first place, since her name is Sunset Shimmer, there would be this fucking kanji mess every time her name comes up.
>>27984673
Good taste.
>>27985840
>You will never motorboat those azure orbs.
>>27965695
So she's really AppleCrack.
>>27985506
Thanks for the explanation you fucking weeb
>>27986018
>you fucking weeb
Silly anon. Weeaboos don't know shit about grorious nihongo beyond "kawaii" and "pocky".
>>27986018
Y-you too.
>>27986718
Nice
>>27986718
It even kind of looks like AJ's getting her butt lightly pounded.
Why goddammit!
>people actually find these lanky, flat-chested abominations attractive
This thread must be bait.
>>27988469
Not finding small looking grills who take care of their body regardless of bouncy blubber bobber size attractive
>>27988469
And here we can see a perfect example of a young man suffering from pornography-induced erectile dysfunction, a debilitating condition that has reached epidemic levels among young men.
>>27989201
>>27988469
it's just neo-/mlp/
>tfw the Dazzlings will never return
>>27989998
EQG's 5 will bring them back
>>27989998
They've always done it
I need bare eqg feets.
Which girl would youimpregnate
>>27990267
I'm torn between Rarity and Sunset Shimmer. Both amazing fucktoys.
>>27990267
I wantdriveRainbow Dashto the abortion clinic
>>27990316
I can't tell if you mean it in a "I don't want children" way, or "I'm her beta best friend" way.
>>27990267
Sunset
>>27990273
Good taste
>>27984750
now try to explain to her
>>27990344
>I can't tell if you mean it in a "I don't want children" way, or "I'm her beta best friend" way.
The former, I'm not sharing her love with some bastard I can't possibly compete with, fuck that noise.
>>27990267
>>27990591
>>27990597
T H I C C
>tfw you love AJ and Ponk in equal measure and would desire a loving relation with them both
>>27990619
Well, they're technically cousins and in certain cases, sharing between relatives is acceptable.
>>27983479
>all the good it has done in the world
Name one thing.
>>27990624
AJ and Pinkie aren't even cousins. Their relation is pretty distant if it even exists at all. And cousins are legal most places anyway.
>>27990641
>They aren't even cousins
>They're cousins - distant, but cousins.
>>27990267
Scilight. Them hips brah
>>27990635
The Red Cross.
>Christians 1, Athiests 0.
>>27960867
Lick the freckles on her cheeks,and her other cheeks.
>>27990725
>The Red Cross
That has nothing to do with Christianity, in fact, they distance themselves from religion quite clearly.
>>27976464
You're seeing characters exposed in a show-accurate manner who you wouldn't otherwise see exposed. Edits of cartoons are always kind of hot if done right, especially when the style matches up. It gives the characters a sense of layering and vulnerability, like the clothes aren't a permanent part of their bodies. You just know that if they were real, they would go red in the face at the thought of their naked nubile bodies being exposed for all to see.
>>27986718
>>27990671
I guess if you go back far enough we're all cousins.
>>27990781
Even with horses, which is what makes wanting to rail them perfectly normal.
>>27990788
wtf I love incest now
>>27990761
U-unf...
Explanations are my new fetish.
>>27990805
Join the club. >>27927732
>>27990749
Wrong
Thats why there are different symbols used in countries hostile to Christanity.
>Red Crescent
>Red Crystal
>Red Lion and Sun
>Red Shield of David
>>27990864
The cross is just the Swiss flag reversed, the ottoman empire argued it was a religious organization because of the cross, so the red cross simply reversed the crescent on their flag and called it a day. Similar stories with the other versions.
Just hit up wikipedia or the red cross website icrc.org if you want to read up on it.
>>27990725
They are not in any way dependent on religion.
I need feet.
>>27990962
>>27990635
>name one thing
That's easy. Some more, because there are a lot. Pic related.
>>27990749
>>27990928
The mere concept of Red Cross is exclusively Christian. There's no other religion in the entire world where people get treatment indiscriminately.
>>27976640
You total moron, he said post the link. I've read the study and saw even some compilative caps describing the results. When you're talking about how promiscuity causes severe brain damage, especially to the pineal gland and hypothalamus, then you could at the very least post the study (sure, it's behind a paywall, but you can circumvent it).
I like your syncretism of religion and quantum physics, though.>inb4 religions are equalHAHAHA
>>27990977
>everything I don't approve of is /pol/ish
Go and vote for Clinton.
There's good reason to believe that ponies and eqg humans are religious, as historically the contempft of religion preceded the downfall of nation.
Humans need religion as much as a woman needs a man as uch as a fish needs a bicycle, I bet you'll say.
>>27991022
but you started arguing about religion here
>>27983424
fucking LMAO
how does it feel to be so retarded?
fucking faggot
>>27990977
>>27991022
>pol
aren't they into paganism though?
>>27991028
I didn't, I just replied to the guy who thought the Red Cross was a religious organization and corrected him.
I have no interest in a discussion about religion nor does it belong on this board or more specifically in this thread. This is about wanting to rut some EqGs.
What did she mean by this?
You know you have a quality thread when your breathing is effected.
>>27990543
>>27990597
>>27990995
>no bras in EqG universe
headcanon accepted!
>>27991049
>the ponies aren't a deeply religious people
>the humanoid evolution of ponies aren't deeply religious
>not knowing humans were made by aliens to be religious, and ayys are religious
lel
>>27990977
That goddamn bacon hair.
>>27991038
They are into everything
>>27990977
>>27991022
losing argument?
Cry /pol/!
>>27960878
Nude: http://imgur.com/pbuy2hX
>>27991049
t. TOPF
>>27992894
And Derpy is like "ahw, not again"
>>27992894
guy_chewing_thumb_up.gif
>>27991192
kek
>>27991192
Whoa, her panties are riding all the way up in her buttcrack. Time to reach in and pull them back out so they don't get ruined by butt sweat.
>>27961017
Yeah anon, but are bigger now, just look she in the first movie
>>27993002
Maybe they finally figured out who their audience is.
>>27993030
If they have, there's a swimming scene for sure.
God please let there be a swimming scene.
>>27993338
That would certainly be nice. Official swimsuit footage. Could get a lot of good edits out of that.
>>27993348
>swimsuit
>not bikini
>>27993348
>Edits.
>Instead of swimsuits the girls are fully clothed.
>>27993368
A bikini is a type of swimsuit.
>>27993376
Nah, I was thinking removing the swimsuits.
>>27993348
>Sci-Twi in a one piece
I don't think I could handle it.
>>27993376
>clothed
>implying that's not their skin
>>27990969
Haha, Percival Lowell sees his own optic nerve projected onto the surface of mars because his telescope's exit aperture was too small and accidentally turned it into a giant opthalmoscope. Whatever profundity you think you see in nature is just your own brain trying to find and process a pattern which may or may not be there. He accurately predicted the existence of Pluto, for instance, it was formally discovered 14 years later pretty much exactly where he said it would be. Again, may or may not be there.
So if you project your own beliefs onto science you'll eventually just see yourself, eventually you'll make enough grilled cheese sandwiches that one will seem to have the shape of Jesus burned into it. The entire concept of a Christian scientist is like an incorrectly ground telescope lens.
>>27965607
More like murrican cartoons.
>>27993507
>project your own beliefs onto science you'll eventually just see yourself
Oh you have no idea what quantum physics is even about.
Also, reality is absolute and objective, so of course humans, who are a part of said reality, must circumvent their limited perception to dis-cover it. We can't see radiation and prove its existence. We won't ever see atoms and have microscopes fit for depicting what seems to be molecules.
Science, personified, would be a Christian.
I bet ponies are into science and truth and all.
>>27993507
Why did you have to bite?
For fucks sake.
>>27993399
She probably would wear a one-piece. Rarity and Sunset would wear bikinis for sure. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash could go either way.
>>27993600
Rainbow Tankini, Fluttershy would probably be a one piece
>>27993585
This
New thread when?
>>27993585
You mentioned the scientific method earlier, at least, in image form. You know very well that the primary requirement is reproducibility, non-visible things are regularly reproducible, in fact their smallness only limits the number of variables and makes them more predictable than anything occurring on a macro scale. Nothing in anything spiritual has reproducible results, it's regularly caught red-handed doing things like cold reading, it regularly tries to evade taxes. If you think something is not of this world you must first prove it doesn't already exist in this world and what does exist in this world are gullible, spiritually unfulfilled people begging to be used by someone. Spirituality is not amazing, it is commonplace biological slime filling a void where real knowledge should be. It's not nature whom abhors a vaccum, it's you, you're the one who can't just let something be an empty set.
Science, personified, would be an atheist who is content to admit they don't know something yet. It would be the exact opposite of a dilettante who spouts off about "quantum theory" as if it means something while people like Deepak Chopra use the same "spooky action at a distance" bullshit to rob people blind on book deals.
>>27993596
Because I'm bored and his form is bad. Fucking he might as well be selling bianural frequency MP3s to help Chrischan grow his magic vagina.
Where's my Pinkie edits? Eh? Where dat cake?
>>27994302
>spiritualism
Where the hell did I say anything coming even close to esoterics and heresy? On a side note, cold reading could just as well be applied micro-responses or some psychopathic jinx.
There's no reason to sperg on religion becase some gnostics or, God beware, theosophists do some MK Ultra tier shit. Scratch that - the top one ercent are theosophists. That's why we can't have the good things.
Ponies have something like a service it seems, at least for the dead.
On your headcanon, I bet it'd be pro-immigration, too.
>>27994302
>Where's my Pinkie edits? Eh? Where dat cake?
>>27994440
We need a new thread.
NEW THREAD:
>>27994530
>>27994530
>>27994530
>>27994530
>>27994392
The only difference is scale. The weirdos are just applying the techniques of religion on a smaller, cheaper scale. Your large scale version has the luxury of denying immediate results and instead initiating you into a lifetime of service whereas the soothsayer only has minutes to ply his trade. Combine this with the fact that religions were the cornerstone of geopolitics from the Iron Age up until...shit I'm not even entirely sure it is over given that places like Israel and Iran exist. I don't need to be an agnostic about the spiritual as it's been presented to me because it's source, history and overall purpose are very clear, very terrestrial.
For instance I mentioned Lowell earlier, his theory that Mars had canals (actually his own retina) popularized the idea of "Martians" in a serious context and from there all UFO culture was born. Nobody gave a fuck about aliens before this, nobody claimed to see UFOs. Have you ever noticed the UFOs people see get cooler as time passes? We've gone from corny silver spinning saucers to mysterious black triangles and accusations of government involvement. It's...just a religion, just a form of spirituality plying it's economic trade, there's a lot of money in UFOs. There's a lot of money in people being lonely and wanting answers they will probably never get. Anyway I'll leave this crap in this thread and be quiet for the next one.
>>27994457
Hello new wallpaper
Why can't she be real ;_______;
>>27995064
So, lumping all religions together, the idea that there's life on other places than the earth and using basic geometrical shapes like circles and triangles and blaming the government always has to do with the faith of an individual?
That's one hell of a strawman, going from Red Cross over the Scientific Method to that ONE guy misinterpreting and describing what is actually there - Mars has "rivers" - gave arise to aforementioned flying shapes.